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St Trinian s 2 The Legend Of Fritton s Gold
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⪠Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum |
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⪠Fifteen men on a dead man's chest |
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⪠Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum... ⪠|
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(Drunken chatter and laughter) |
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Avast! |
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Hello, boys. |
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Shiver me timbers, it's Captain Fritton! |
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(Laughs) |
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Not the fearsome Captain Fritton? |
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(Chuckles) ls that what they're saying |
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Not the Captain Fritton |
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and turned the Black Sea red? |
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- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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You don't want to believe everything |
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NoW, look here, l'm in an awful hurry - |
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Ah, what an honour! |
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The famous Captain Fritton |
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(Chuckles) Lord Pomfrey. |
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l've heard so much about you. |
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Oh, likewise. |
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- This looks like the real thing. |
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Really? Looks like treasure to me. |
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This is the solution to the greatest |
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(Fritton) Ha ha! Which is? |
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There is a Wench |
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There's nothing wrong With the Queen. |
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There is everything wrong With men taking |
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- Aargh! |
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Besides, |
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You Won't get aWay with this, Fritton! |
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l don't see why not. |
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After all, with this haul l can retire, |
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l'd start Writing quickly, if l Were you, |
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because we Will hunt you down |
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Whether it takes two years, |
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or four hundred and twenty years! |
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Aargh! |
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⪠I predict a riot |
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- ⪠And if there's anybody Ieft in here |
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⪠That doesn't want to be out there |
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⪠I predict a riot |
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- OK, Tania, into fifth! |
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- ⪠I predict a riot |
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⪠And if there's anybody Ieft in here |
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- ⪠I predict... |
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We're out of our jurisdiction. |
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Two eleven to control, over. |
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(Radio) Over, two eIeven. |
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They're back. |
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(Cheering) |
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Hi. |
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(Horn beeping) |
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⪠Watching the peopIe get Iairy |
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⪠It's not very pretty, I teII thee |
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⪠And not very sensibIe |
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- Morning, Bursar. |
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⪠La-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia |
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(All) Oh! |
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⪠I predict a riot |
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⪠I predict a riot |
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- Hey, Roxy, promise you'll write me? |
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- Love you, babe. |
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⪠I predict a riot |
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⪠I predict a riot ⪠|
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(All) Oh...my...God! |
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So, what's he like? |
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Grazia said he was totally wild. |
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- You just need to know how to tame him. |
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- So have you, you know...? |
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- That means she didn't. |
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(All giggle) |
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- Namaste. |
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Thanks, love, l've just been to lndia. |
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- A hen do? |
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(Headmistress) Enter. |
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(Chuckles) |
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Ah, Annabelle, l expect you know |
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No, Auntie. |
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Some women, Annabelle, |
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Cleopatra, the Queen... |
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..me. |
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Some become great |
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Others have greatness |
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- You fall into the third category. |
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l'm making you Head Girl. |
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Crikey. |
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Former Head Girls |
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that mere mortals can only dream of. |
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Here is a missive from your predecessor, |
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(Girl laughs) That's so funny. |
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(KeIIy) So hey, AnnabeIIe, I think I'm meant |
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but what can I say |
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Remember, if there's one thing about |
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(Snarling) |
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¤ut, Iike aII predators who hunt in pac¤s, |
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Now, that's gotta be you, Kiddo. |
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If you want me, caII me. KeIIy. |
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(Grunting) |
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Amy. Amy. Amy. |
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always keep your back straight. |
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(Gasps, screams) |
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(Crash) |
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⪠..after the party is over |
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Oh, don't mind them. |
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- Why are they called Flammables? |
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Last year one of them took up smoking |
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Ah. |
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Oh! |
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- (Groaning) |
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(Sighs) |
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..don't get caught. |
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Next. |
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Where do l sling my stuff? |
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We can make some room in our area, |
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Yeah, er, |
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- l mean, you know, if, if you wanted. |
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Does she look like she'd want |
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vacant, facile, |
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You think she'd rather hang out with |
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Yeah, l'd rather have |
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- Like we do that! |
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And that's why Lucy |
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What, as opposed to a brainless slapper? |
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Seriously, she'd snog a melon |
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(All gasp) |
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That's not fair. lt was a grapefruit, |
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Bella, that was a secret! |
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Well, l suppose she can try saving |
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(Echoing) Freakos. |
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- Freakos, freakos, freakos. |
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Maybe we should let Roxy decide |
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Yeah? |
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Listen, l'm not planning on |
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- Well, what d'you mean? |
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So, if it's all the same, l think l'll just |
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(All sigh) |
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- She ain't all that, anyway. |
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(Sighs) |
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Matey. |
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Camil. |
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Ah... Ho, ho, ho. (Chuckles) |
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lf you don't mind me saying, |
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Angry, Fi? No, no, no. |
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Not angry. |
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..disappointed. |
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- Next. |
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(Tries to whistle) |
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Hi, guys. |
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- ⪠..don't care about no one but me |
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- ⪠Get that girl a lifetime away from me |
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Hi, guys. |
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Hi, guys! |
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As the new head of the student body, |
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l thought we could hold a meeting |
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to give everyone the opportunity |
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about the day-to-day running of the school. |
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(All laugh hysterically) |
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Oh, God, you nearly had us there, |
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Hey, girls, girls, girls, look, |
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Talk about keeping it in the family. |
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(Beeping) |
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Hey, guys, |
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we just got something really suspicious |
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Someone just went into the library. |
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The library? |
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l didn't know we had a library. |
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- Who's that? |
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(Screams) |
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Oh, my gosh. |
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(Cough) |
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Care to explain what's going on, Celia? |
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Er... Maybe. No. |
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l'll get my tongs. |
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On second thought, why not? |
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Oh, l never get to use my tongs! |
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Basically, this, like... |
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What man? |
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- l can't say. |
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l can't say, cos l don't know. |
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- (Sighs) |
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He told me where it was, |
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Ha! £20,000 for that? |
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What were you going to spend £20,000 on? |
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Turbines. |
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Wind power. |
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The ice caps are melting. |
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Sea levels are rising. |
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Climate change is the most important |
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With this money we could make |
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Yeah. |
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Or we could slide the ring over, |
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Well, judging by the shapes |
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..l'd say it was a ring. |
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- Duh! |
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Good. |
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- Any idea how old? |
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- That's my girl. |
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lt's well old. |
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ldiot. |
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Jess, man, what are you up to? |
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Look, it ain't about its market value. |
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She's right. |
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The way l see it, |
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l reckon we should squeeze him |
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- 40, maybe 50 grand. |
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(All gasp) |
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Now you are talking! |
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(Chirping) |
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Um... That's him. |
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(Phone chirping) |
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- Kung-fu grip. |
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Head Girl badge. |
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(Phone chirping) |
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Go on. |
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You're talking to Annabelle Fritton, |
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Well, well, well, little Miss Fritton. |
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Deal or no deal? |
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- No deal. |
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- That showed him. |
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(AnnabeIIe) Wait. Shh. |
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- Excuse me? |
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- We want... |
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We want... |
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Go on. |
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..£100,000. |
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What is she doing? |
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I was prepared to be nice. |
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l was even prepared to be generous, |
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and then you insult my generosity. |
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The offer is off the tabIe. No money. |
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Now, look here, mister, |
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do you have any idea |
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No, no, no, little Fritton, |
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Because you're about to find out. |
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- 100,000 quid? |
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For God's sake, Annabelle. |
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(Phone ringing) |
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Kelly, it's Annabelle. |
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AnnabeIIe. Hey-hey. |
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Hi. Listen, have you got a minute? |
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Yeah, l got a minute. |
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How's life, Head Girl? |
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Oh, you know, it's, um, it's great. |
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What's happened? |
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(Sighs) Oh, it's nothing terrible, it's just... |
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this creepy guy tried to buy |
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and he offered her £20,000 |
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Then he threatened us. |
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Now everyone wants to kill me, |
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Sounds like another day at St Trinian's. |
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- l've gotta go. |
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lf you wanna take the lead, |
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KeIIy, I've got a bad feeIing about this. |
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- Yes! |
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Gotta fly. Ciao. |
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Oh, hang on a minute... (Sighs) |
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(Man) Breathe deepIy. |
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And hold, and hold. |
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(Clamour) |
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- And hold and hold. |
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- (Screams) |
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Go on, go on, go on! Shoo, shoo, shoo! |
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(Clamour) |
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OK, guys, Paris opens in three. |
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Let's get busy. |
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Gold's up. Gold's up. |
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Jean-Claude, comment Ãa va? Talk to me. |
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(Screams) |
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Excellent work, girls. |
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of one of the many uses of electricity |
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Who's next? |
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Zoe. |
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⪠Cos l can get what l want |
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⪠The more that l dream |
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(All) ⪠The harder it seems, |
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Huh? |
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lt's an electric chair, Miss. |
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⪠Can get what l want |
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⪠The more that l dream |
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⪠The harder it seems, |
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⪠Can get what l want |
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⪠Can get what l need |
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⪠So give in to me, oh, it's easy, yeah |
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⪠l can get what l want |
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⪠The harder l scream, |
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See you in the Underworld. |
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What the... |
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⪠The harder l try, the ha... |
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What's happened? Get me power. |
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Seriously, if you didn't want me to sing, |
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l'm going to rather enjoy this. |
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Would anyone care |
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So, basically like...this guy, |
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for a ring from the Fritton archives. So l... |
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So, we figured anybody |
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Pay 50. |
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But Annabelle went and asked for 100. |
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(All) Yeah. |
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- (Sighs) |
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May l see this ring? |
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Go on. |
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l mean, what we don't get, Miss, yeah, |
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is why anyone would shell out |
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Anyone wouldn't, Bianca. |
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Unless, of course... |
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What legend? |
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(Chuckles) |
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The legend of the Fritton gold. |
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(Both) ls this a scary story, Miss? |
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- (Laughs) |
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lt is a dark and stormy night, |
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and the year is 1589. |
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We're sailing on the high seas |
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captained by the villainous |
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(Laughs) |
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His cargo is a vast horde |
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His destination, the coast of England, |
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where he plans to use that treasure to bring |
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Elizabeth l? |
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Absolutely right, Jemima. |
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Oh, the ship ploughs through the waves, |
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rising and plunging, |
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Her rigging slaps against the mainsail. |
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When suddenly, |
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out of the black night, |
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swoops a fearsome figure. |
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- "Avast!"... |
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(Laughs) ..he cried. |
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And swinging like a cat onto the deck... |
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..is Pirate Fritton. |
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Fritton - is that...? |
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Yes, dear, our ancestor, |
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handsome sea dog, |
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overpowers the crew... |
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..and makes off with the treasure. |
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- Oh, oh, my, that is gangsta. |
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So, so, like, |
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Neither hide nor hair of him |
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And the treasure? |
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Well, as the legend goes, |
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like all good pirates, |
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This was no ordinary map, Sienna. |
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He made two rings... |
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..and engraved half the information |
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- And...that is one of the rings? |
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(Chuckles) |
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Who'd have thought it was sitting here |
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So that's half the clue |
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A super-size stash of bling. |
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- Yes! |
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But l must warn you... |
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..those who choose to pursue it... |
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..have been driven |
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..and beyond. |
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Good night, girls. |
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- Treasure. |
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Malibu beach house! |
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lf you believe the legend. |
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Of course we do. |
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- Code red, code red! |
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- Action stations. |
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Well, come on. |
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- ⪠I've waited for so Iong |
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⪠Put up with your shenanigans |
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⪠I'm going to taKe you on |
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⪠And you won't know the haIf of it |
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⪠I'm gonna put you in your pIace |
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⪠You've got the queen, I've got the ace |
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⪠I'II Iight you up and smoKe you down |
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⪠And watch the rings go round and round |
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⪠Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh |
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⪠lt's in whoa-o, whoa-o |
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⪠Whoa-o, whoa-o |
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⪠Whoa-o... |
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(Both) Strength and honour. |
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(Bell chimes) |
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(Man) So, sitting comfortabIy, |
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somewhere safe, |
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taKe a few moments |
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Breathe in...and out. |
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And in. |
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(Groans) Come on. |
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(Groans) |
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⪠Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh |
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⪠lt's in whoa-o, whoa-o |
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⪠Whoa-o, whoa-o |
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⪠Whoa-o... |
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Hello, boys. |
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⪠I'm gonna put you in your pIace |
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⪠You've got the queen, I've got the ace |
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⪠I'II Iight you up and smoKe you down |
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⪠And watch your worId |
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Excuse me? |
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l don't think we've been introduced. |
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My friends call me Millie. |
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(Man yells) |
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(Crash) |
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- An ambulance, perhaps? |
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OK, girls. |
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(Girls humming) |
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(All) ⪠We are the best |
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⪠So screw the rest |
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⪠We do as we damn well please |
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⪠Until the end |
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⪠St Trinian's |
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⪠Defenders of anarchy... |
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Wait for it. |
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Load! |
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Wait for it, wait for it. |
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- Fire. |
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- Second rank, fire. |
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Third rank, fire. |
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Yes! |
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- Fourth rank, fire! |
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Ever heard of the wall of sound? |
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Well, you're about to run into it. |
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- (Loud distorted chord) |
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Ow! |
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What are you doing? |
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Oh! |
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(Squeals) Fire! |
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- Fire at will. |
| 00:29:18 |
⪠¤e are the best so screw the rest |
| 00:29:24 |
⪠We do as we damn weII pIease |
| 00:29:30 |
⪠UntiI the end |
| 00:29:33 |
⪠St Trinian's |
| 00:29:36 |
⪠Defenders of anarchy ⪠|
| 00:29:42 |
(All) Losers! Losers! Losers! |
| 00:29:49 |
And don't come back! |
| 00:29:50 |
(Man) Ow! |
| 00:29:52 |
Did l miss a party or something? |
| 00:29:55 |
l don't think it's too serious. |
| 00:29:59 |
- Give that girl a pint of blood on me. |
| 00:30:03 |
Ah. |
| 00:30:05 |
- l tried my best, Miss. |
| 00:30:07 |
Brave, brave soldier. |
| 00:30:13 |
What's the news - |
| 00:30:15 |
Well, they won't be coming back again, |
| 00:30:18 |
Oh, thank God. |
| 00:30:19 |
(Helicopter) |
| 00:30:29 |
(Screaming) |
| 00:30:35 |
Keep quiet and still! |
| 00:30:36 |
- (Girl screams) |
| 00:30:43 |
Stay calm. |
| 00:30:59 |
Quite the entrance. Of course... |
| 00:31:05 |
Yes, but it wouldn't have looked |
| 00:31:10 |
- Who are you people? |
| 00:31:14 |
You're not the Bee Gees, Take That. |
| 00:31:16 |
Hope you don't mind me dropping in? |
| 00:31:19 |
- (Growls) |
| 00:31:21 |
l've just come to collect on a debt |
| 00:31:29 |
..four hundred and twenty years or so. |
| 00:31:32 |
You're a Pomfrey? |
| 00:31:35 |
What's Pomfrey? |
| 00:31:36 |
Clever girl. |
| 00:31:39 |
Sir Piers Pomfrey, to be exact. |
| 00:31:42 |
You must be the ineffable Camilla. |
| 00:31:46 |
Well... (Laughs) |
| 00:31:47 |
Enchanté. |
| 00:31:51 |
Good heavens, surely you're not silly |
| 00:31:56 |
about the pirates and treasure |
| 00:31:58 |
Of course not. |
| 00:32:00 |
(Gasps) |
| 00:32:02 |
Auntie. |
| 00:32:04 |
That's why we went to so much trouble. |
| 00:32:06 |
There you are, sir. |
| 00:32:10 |
And l will have it back. |
| 00:32:12 |
Now that l have a clue |
| 00:32:14 |
Yes, well, half a clue, sir. |
| 00:32:20 |
- One word of advice, Miss Fritton... |
| 00:32:23 |
Oh, l'm sorry. Sorry. |
| 00:32:27 |
They're great |
| 00:32:31 |
Bono. (Snorts) |
| 00:32:39 |
Anyway, as l was saying, |
| 00:32:44 |
for your sake. |
| 00:32:46 |
Place looks like a bombsite, by the way. |
| 00:32:48 |
You ladies really need to |
| 00:32:51 |
Bye-bye. |
| 00:32:59 |
l can't believe it. |
| 00:33:01 |
She's gonna talk. |
| 00:33:14 |
Girls... |
| 00:33:16 |
our home, our school... |
| 00:33:23 |
and not in a good way. |
| 00:33:27 |
As you know, fighting is abhorred |
| 00:33:31 |
But in this case...l say to you... |
| 00:33:36 |
they started it! |
| 00:33:39 |
But, Miss, what are we gonna do? |
| 00:33:42 |
Ah, yes. But remember the legend, |
| 00:33:49 |
To stop these bullies, |
| 00:33:51 |
all we have to do |
| 00:33:56 |
But what about the first ring? |
| 00:33:58 |
l'll get to the first ring in a second, |
| 00:34:01 |
we find the second ring first, |
| 00:34:04 |
we infiltrate the enemy camp, |
| 00:34:07 |
and get the first ring...second. |
| 00:34:09 |
Huh? |
| 00:34:12 |
Now... They may be many, |
| 00:34:16 |
and we may be few, |
| 00:34:18 |
but anyone who stands beside me |
| 00:34:21 |
what can l say? |
| 00:34:25 |
We few... |
| 00:34:28 |
we happy few, |
| 00:34:30 |
we band of sisters. |
| 00:34:34 |
For she who sheds her blood with me |
| 00:34:38 |
were she ne'er so vile. |
| 00:34:43 |
shall think themselves accursed |
| 00:34:46 |
and hold their girlhood cheap |
| 00:34:53 |
..who fought with us... |
| 00:34:57 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:35:04 |
..upon St Trinian's Day. |
| 00:35:08 |
(All cheer) |
| 00:35:18 |
So... l'm going treasure hunting. |
| 00:35:23 |
(All cheer) |
| 00:35:36 |
Kinsmen, welcome. |
| 00:35:41 |
To preserve the natural order, |
| 00:35:44 |
menfolk as master, women as cattle |
| 00:35:49 |
She under he for eternity. |
| 00:35:53 |
l hereby convene this, |
| 00:35:57 |
of our hallowed brotherhood. |
| 00:36:17 |
How are we all? |
| 00:36:18 |
- Very well. |
| 00:36:21 |
Hmm. Hear, hear. |
| 00:36:22 |
He's a wealthy philanthropist. |
| 00:36:25 |
Yeah. |
| 00:36:29 |
- He must be loaded. |
| 00:36:33 |
Don't be fooled by appearances, girls. |
| 00:36:38 |
OK, let's widen the net, girls. |
| 00:36:44 |
Look for anything |
| 00:36:48 |
- That looks interesting. |
| 00:36:53 |
Girls, hey, look, |
| 00:36:55 |
lt is...recorded that the pis... |
| 00:37:06 |
lt's recorded that the pistol-toting |
| 00:37:13 |
lt started with a series of playing cards. |
| 00:37:15 |
- Here they are. |
| 00:37:18 |
Look! Look here. |
| 00:37:20 |
"On the day of our Lord, May 22nd, 1¤82, |
| 00:37:28 |
(Fritton) ..after generations faiIed |
| 00:37:30 |
I finaIIy found the first ring. |
| 00:37:37 |
And aIong with it, |
| 00:37:41 |
What? What did he find? |
| 00:37:43 |
A widdle. |
| 00:37:45 |
A widdle? |
| 00:37:47 |
A weally old widdle, |
| 00:37:50 |
- (All) Eugh! |
| 00:37:54 |
Oh. |
| 00:37:55 |
That'th what l thaid, thilly. |
| 00:37:56 |
So where's the widdle now? |
| 00:37:58 |
- lt's a riddle. |
| 00:38:00 |
- We found thith. |
| 00:38:04 |
"And l shall leave a trace of it |
| 00:38:07 |
Not on earth? So it's what, |
| 00:38:13 |
Not upon the earth, but under it. |
| 00:38:16 |
Thix feet under, perhapth? |
| 00:38:18 |
(All) Thix feet under. |
| 00:38:21 |
Don't take the pith. |
| 00:38:36 |
Look, l can't believe, right, |
| 00:38:38 |
that we're gonna dig up some rank dead |
| 00:38:42 |
This is so creepy. |
| 00:38:44 |
We are actually walking over |
| 00:38:47 |
There's no reason to be scared of death, |
| 00:38:50 |
cos death's just like, you know, life, |
| 00:38:54 |
but with all the crap bits taken out - |
| 00:38:56 |
like poverty and fascism, |
| 00:38:59 |
and Miley Cyrus. |
| 00:39:02 |
So, you wouldn't mind if you died? |
| 00:39:04 |
- l wouldn't mind if you died. |
| 00:39:10 |
He's got powerful friends. |
| 00:39:14 |
Ah, isn't she marvellous? |
| 00:39:20 |
l wouldn't mind getting my teeth |
| 00:39:22 |
And, um... |
| 00:39:25 |
..here's somebody you might know. |
| 00:39:28 |
He may be our route to Pomfrey. |
| 00:39:32 |
- ⪠Love is a many-spIendoured... ⪠|
| 00:39:37 |
- Maybe you should give him a call. |
| 00:39:40 |
Call him? |
| 00:39:44 |
l'd rather cover myself in jam |
| 00:39:47 |
But he might be our only hope. |
| 00:39:49 |
- Oh! |
| 00:39:51 |
Never! |
| 00:40:01 |
You ever been in love, Steve? |
| 00:40:03 |
- Oh, God. |
| 00:40:05 |
Take my advice... |
| 00:40:07 |
- Stay away from women? |
| 00:40:10 |
Look, you gotta forget about her, Geoff. |
| 00:40:13 |
- Move on. Please! |
| 00:40:16 |
Behind the toothy smile and the... |
| 00:40:21 |
and the Wellington boots, there beats |
| 00:40:26 |
- l think you'll find they're brown, actually. |
| 00:40:30 |
They are most definitely brown, |
| 00:40:38 |
Excuse me if l don't get up. |
| 00:40:39 |
- Won't be the first time. |
| 00:40:46 |
- What do you want? |
| 00:40:48 |
about your little friend, Sir Piers Pomfrey. |
| 00:40:54 |
Pomfrey? |
| 00:40:57 |
Asked you out on a date, has he? l hope |
| 00:41:01 |
Couple of athletic sleepovers |
| 00:41:04 |
Got your private parts out |
| 00:41:07 |
Yeah, the pair of you, made for each other. |
| 00:41:11 |
l don't want to get into his pants. |
| 00:41:18 |
Double Baileys on the rocks, please. |
| 00:41:21 |
Are we, er, gonna be here long? |
| 00:41:24 |
Er, why, you got somewhere to be? |
| 00:41:26 |
Oh, l just... l'm cold and wet and bored. |
| 00:41:33 |
She's scared. |
| 00:41:37 |
You're scared! |
| 00:41:41 |
No. |
| 00:41:43 |
l do this kind of stuff all the time. |
| 00:41:48 |
You know, l'm just chilling. Chill-axing. |
| 00:41:51 |
- (Screams) |
| 00:41:57 |
My nails! |
| 00:42:01 |
l had just had them done. |
| 00:42:03 |
(Sighs) l nearly trumped in my trackies. |
| 00:42:06 |
(Sighs) |
| 00:42:08 |
He's dangerous, Camilla. |
| 00:42:11 |
Orchestrated my downfall - |
| 00:42:14 |
Pomfrey and his secret society. |
| 00:42:18 |
Secret society? |
| 00:42:20 |
AD1. |
| 00:42:24 |
They've got members |
| 00:42:28 |
Government... |
| 00:42:34 |
- l see. |
| 00:42:38 |
l mean, you're not thinking of going up |
| 00:42:44 |
Oh, my God, you are! |
| 00:42:46 |
They've taken something from me |
| 00:42:52 |
Millie... |
| 00:42:55 |
- ..count me in. |
| 00:43:00 |
(Sighs) |
| 00:43:02 |
Oh... |
| 00:43:04 |
..Geoffrey. |
| 00:43:08 |
- (Belches) |
| 00:43:12 |
You're a drunk, a sot, |
| 00:43:17 |
lf you were a horse, |
| 00:43:23 |
Hold it right there, young lady. |
| 00:43:26 |
l may be...drunk and l may be a sot... |
| 00:43:35 |
..but there's one thing l know |
| 00:43:41 |
They're very secretive. |
| 00:43:44 |
You don't know where they are. |
| 00:43:48 |
unless you're a member or... |
| 00:43:56 |
- You were one yourself. |
| 00:44:03 |
(Groans) |
| 00:44:04 |
(Coughs) |
| 00:44:08 |
(Groans) |
| 00:44:10 |
- (Both) Gross. |
| 00:44:16 |
Look, there's something stuck |
| 00:44:23 |
Ohh! |
| 00:44:28 |
"This ring will fit no finger, |
| 00:44:31 |
"but works upon the ear. |
| 00:44:35 |
"Ala..." |
| 00:44:38 |
l can't make out the final lines. |
| 00:44:42 |
Ah-ah-ah. |
| 00:44:48 |
Ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah. |
| 00:44:50 |
Just like the spirit. |
| 00:44:53 |
- Ahh. |
| 00:44:55 |
can you hear us? |
| 00:44:57 |
- Atchoo! |
| 00:45:00 |
Yeah, course l can. |
| 00:45:02 |
You tit. |
| 00:45:03 |
We thought you were possessed. |
| 00:45:05 |
Well, that would make you the tit, then, |
| 00:45:08 |
Don't call her a tit. |
| 00:45:11 |
- Desist, you vile creatures! |
| 00:45:18 |
l am not Annabelle! |
| 00:45:21 |
Oh, yeah. We nearly almost forgot. |
| 00:45:26 |
Big whoop. |
| 00:45:28 |
(Creaking) |
| 00:45:32 |
(Growls) |
| 00:45:33 |
- (Screams) |
| 00:45:36 |
(Growls and laughs) |
| 00:45:38 |
The fact of the matter is |
| 00:45:40 |
that people have been living in fear |
| 00:45:43 |
and l can tell you something, Millie - |
| 00:45:46 |
- (Growls) |
| 00:45:49 |
- Morning, girls. |
| 00:45:50 |
l can't wait to give him |
| 00:45:53 |
and watch the pompous prig shrivel |
| 00:45:56 |
We have to act now, |
| 00:45:59 |
Revenge is a dish best served cold, |
| 00:46:04 |
Welcome to recovery, Mr Thwaites. |
| 00:46:06 |
And you need to cool down. |
| 00:46:20 |
We have plans for you, Geoffrey. |
| 00:46:23 |
l'm just taking every day as it comes, |
| 00:46:26 |
and each day gets better and brighter. |
| 00:46:29 |
So, my name is Georgiana, |
| 00:46:32 |
and l'm proud to be able to say |
| 00:46:37 |
- Oh! |
| 00:46:40 |
Well done, Georgiana. |
| 00:46:42 |
And now l'd like you all to welcome |
| 00:46:45 |
Geoffrey. Mr Thwaites. |
| 00:46:48 |
How lovely to see you here, |
| 00:46:51 |
with me, us, in this room. |
| 00:46:59 |
Right. |
| 00:47:01 |
Well, l, l'm Geoffrey and... |
| 00:47:03 |
- (All) Hello, Geoffrey. |
| 00:47:06 |
Well, l think this is all, all very admirable, |
| 00:47:09 |
but l'm afraid you're rather wasting |
| 00:47:12 |
l, um, l like a drink. |
| 00:47:15 |
And who doesn't? |
| 00:47:17 |
A nice brandy after dinner. |
| 00:47:23 |
A sharpener before lunch. |
| 00:47:27 |
Glass of tequila with breakfast. |
| 00:47:31 |
What? |
| 00:47:35 |
What on earth's the matter with Annabelle? |
| 00:47:37 |
lt's kinda hard to say, Miss. |
| 00:47:42 |
Yeah, l must say, she's been taking |
| 00:47:45 |
No. No, no, no, it's not that. |
| 00:47:51 |
- (Growling) |
| 00:47:53 |
Where is she? |
| 00:47:57 |
(Gasps) Annabelle, |
| 00:48:01 |
l am not Annabelle. |
| 00:48:05 |
Scourge of the Bavarian hoof markets. |
| 00:48:09 |
And l am Camilla Fritton, Headmistress |
| 00:48:13 |
So pull yourself together. |
| 00:48:15 |
Possessing one's own relatives is not the |
| 00:48:19 |
- (Gasps) Oh! |
| 00:48:21 |
Really, Fortnum, |
| 00:48:24 |
Now tell me, where is the treasure? |
| 00:48:26 |
At last, my beautiful treasure. |
| 00:48:30 |
l'm rich. (Laughs) |
| 00:48:31 |
She's gone Dolce and bananas. |
| 00:48:35 |
l think we need to exorcise her. |
| 00:48:38 |
Yeah, she could definitely do |
| 00:48:40 |
- Not exercise, genius, exorcise. |
| 00:48:45 |
l heard that. |
| 00:48:48 |
l cast you out, unclean spirit! |
| 00:48:50 |
The rest of the clue, Fortnum, right now, |
| 00:48:54 |
(Chants) There's no place like home, um. |
| 00:48:58 |
(Groans) |
| 00:49:00 |
- (Shouts) Get thee behind me, Satan. |
| 00:49:04 |
- Yeah, what she said. |
| 00:49:08 |
This ring will fit no finger, |
| 00:49:11 |
but works upon the ear. |
| 00:49:13 |
Awash with hopes, |
| 00:49:16 |
l learned the ropes. |
| 00:49:18 |
You'll find my mast is here. |
| 00:49:21 |
Mast is here? |
| 00:49:31 |
Try this way. |
| 00:49:36 |
Hi. |
| 00:49:38 |
How's it going? |
| 00:49:40 |
l don't need to! All right, losers, |
| 00:49:46 |
(All gasp) |
| 00:49:48 |
Ooh, bit touchy today. |
| 00:49:51 |
As if, Bianca. |
| 00:49:54 |
l...think l should have a go. |
| 00:49:57 |
Girls, we have run it through |
| 00:50:00 |
converted it into numerical equations, |
| 00:50:02 |
anagrammatised it and translated it |
| 00:50:07 |
Do you really think that either of you two |
| 00:50:11 |
(Both) Might. |
| 00:50:13 |
(Sighs) Be my guest. |
| 00:50:16 |
(Bianca clears her throat) |
| 00:50:20 |
This ring will fit no finger |
| 00:50:23 |
Awash with hopes l learned the ropes |
| 00:50:27 |
Find my masters here. |
| 00:50:34 |
His schoolmasters? |
| 00:50:38 |
My mast is here. Like on a boat. |
| 00:50:42 |
Yeah, yeah. Like on a boat, you div. |
| 00:50:46 |
Can't you speak proper? |
| 00:50:48 |
- Oi, right? |
| 00:50:49 |
What are you gonna do? |
| 00:50:50 |
- No, what, right. These are coming out. |
| 00:50:54 |
- She's right. |
| 00:50:56 |
His school. That's a homophone. |
| 00:50:58 |
A homophone is a phrase |
| 00:51:01 |
but has two different meanings. |
| 00:51:05 |
Yeah, l knew that. |
| 00:51:06 |
So, it is a school. |
| 00:51:09 |
l was right, it... |
| 00:51:12 |
We, we cracked it. We cracked it. |
| 00:51:14 |
Get in! Suck on that, Lucy. |
| 00:51:19 |
- ln your face. ln your face. |
| 00:51:21 |
- Oh, in, in, in your face. |
| 00:51:26 |
- Oh, in your face. |
| 00:51:50 |
⪠Heaven Ioves ya |
| 00:51:54 |
⪠The cIouds part for ya |
| 00:51:57 |
⪠Nothing stands in your way |
| 00:51:59 |
⪠When you're a boy |
| 00:52:06 |
⪠CIothes aIways fit ya |
| 00:52:09 |
⪠Life is a pop of the cherry |
| 00:52:11 |
⪠When you're a boy |
| 00:52:17 |
⪠You can wear uniforms |
| 00:52:19 |
⪠When you're a boy |
| 00:52:22 |
⪠Other boys checK you out |
| 00:52:23 |
⪠You get a girI... ⪠|
| 00:52:25 |
Whoa! This place is, like, ginormous. |
| 00:52:29 |
How are we supposed to find |
| 00:52:33 |
Come on, brainiacs. |
| 00:52:35 |
l was thinking... |
| 00:52:40 |
l mean, you promised us hunky men. |
| 00:52:43 |
And these guys, |
| 00:52:46 |
Oh, apart from that one. |
| 00:52:50 |
Saffy, that's Bella. |
| 00:52:53 |
- (Saffy) Oh. |
| 00:52:58 |
l got his number! |
| 00:53:00 |
What do you boys |
| 00:53:02 |
Who are you? |
| 00:53:05 |
l'm... |
| 00:53:07 |
(Deep voice) |
| 00:53:13 |
This is...Bufty Rolls-Royce |
| 00:53:18 |
(Deep voice) |
| 00:53:20 |
You know Wills and Harry. |
| 00:53:24 |
- Yeah, great guys. |
| 00:53:26 |
Top, top! |
| 00:53:33 |
l ski. |
| 00:53:34 |
(School bell rings) |
| 00:53:36 |
Bugger! l've got double maths. |
| 00:53:38 |
But we'll resume this later. |
| 00:53:42 |
(Girls sigh) |
| 00:53:43 |
Saved by the bell, hey, girls? |
| 00:53:45 |
(Saffy chuckles) |
| 00:53:46 |
- That was brilliant! |
| 00:53:49 |
The bell. Bell. |
| 00:53:53 |
Saved by the bell! |
| 00:53:56 |
"This ring will fit no finger |
| 00:54:01 |
The ring of the bell. Genius! |
| 00:54:07 |
(Lucy) Yes! |
| 00:54:08 |
lt's a clue. |
| 00:54:09 |
(Lucy) Oh, wow! |
| 00:54:11 |
"Your final search from ear to ear. |
| 00:54:13 |
"An old head lies between. |
| 00:54:15 |
"Stride southwest |
| 00:54:18 |
"Now take your first 16." |
| 00:54:23 |
16! |
| 00:54:25 |
"Now southeast in unbroken line. |
| 00:54:27 |
"Count 100 twice...and 39." |
| 00:54:30 |
Southeast. |
| 00:54:32 |
(Choir sings) |
| 00:54:36 |
(Chelsea) Ah! Brilliant! |
| 00:54:38 |
How are we supposed to get past them? |
| 00:54:40 |
Oh, chill out, Bride of Chucky! Yeah? |
| 00:54:45 |
They're a choir of boys. |
| 00:54:49 |
Leave this one to me. Oi! |
| 00:54:52 |
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! |
| 00:54:56 |
l'm not being funny, yeah. |
| 00:54:59 |
You lot sound |
| 00:55:03 |
Right, what you need |
| 00:55:06 |
So, like... Come closer. Come closer. |
| 00:55:09 |
Right, so listen |
| 00:55:12 |
Like... |
| 00:55:14 |
(Bianca beatboxes) |
| 00:55:18 |
Freaky, freaky! |
| 00:55:19 |
(Beatboxes) |
| 00:55:21 |
Yeah? And then some like... |
| 00:55:23 |
(Scratches) |
| 00:55:25 |
(Heavy breathing) |
| 00:55:34 |
(Screams) |
| 00:55:36 |
(Camilla) Good work, Julie. Thank you. |
| 00:55:39 |
Sunday afternoon voodoo class |
| 00:55:45 |
(Whimpers) |
| 00:55:47 |
Kelly wouldn't have got us |
| 00:55:49 |
Kelly wouldn't have got possessed. |
| 00:55:52 |
(Camilla) My dear child, listen to you. |
| 00:55:54 |
You need to stop trying to be |
| 00:55:58 |
Annabelle Fritton! |
| 00:56:00 |
No! Look at the state of you. |
| 00:56:01 |
(Groans) |
| 00:56:03 |
That's not a hairdo. |
| 00:56:05 |
Oh, for God's sake, |
| 00:56:08 |
235, 236, 237, 238, 239... |
| 00:56:15 |
- Bother. |
| 00:56:20 |
OK, guys, be quick because |
| 00:56:27 |
(Lucy) Look what he's wearing. |
| 00:56:30 |
Ah, so now you're |
| 00:56:33 |
Yeah, we're looking for a ring, |
| 00:56:36 |
But he's wearing a ring. |
| 00:56:38 |
(Chelsea) Yeah. ln a painting. |
| 00:56:47 |
Headmaster, do we have a boy |
| 00:56:52 |
Uh...guys, the headmaster |
| 00:56:57 |
(Roxy) Forget it. |
| 00:57:02 |
(Clears throat) |
| 00:57:05 |
(Gasps) Girls! |
| 00:57:10 |
"Your final search from ear to ear"! |
| 00:57:14 |
"An old headmaster lies between." |
| 00:57:19 |
(Teacher) Headmaster. |
| 00:57:22 |
Uh...l'm so sorry, sir. |
| 00:57:24 |
What are you doing, you clumsy boy?! |
| 00:57:25 |
- lt is the earring. |
| 00:57:29 |
ln your face! ln your face! |
| 00:57:34 |
Face of a supermodel. |
| 00:57:37 |
Lucy! |
| 00:57:39 |
Do you really think |
| 00:57:42 |
(Roxy groans) |
| 00:57:44 |
(Saffy) You do! You really do! |
| 00:57:53 |
What the...? |
| 00:57:56 |
(Roxy groans) |
| 00:57:57 |
Boys? |
| 00:58:00 |
Boys! Boys! |
| 00:58:03 |
Boys, come here at once! |
| 00:58:06 |
(Choir beatboxes) |
| 00:58:23 |
Come on, come on! |
| 00:58:26 |
Later! |
| 00:58:27 |
Wait! Stop them! |
| 00:58:33 |
(Choir beatboxes) |
| 00:58:37 |
Come on, boys! |
| 00:58:52 |
(Girls cheer) |
| 00:59:00 |
(Lucy) Come on! |
| 00:59:07 |
Bugger! |
| 00:59:09 |
(Chelsea sighs) |
| 00:59:10 |
Got it! |
| 00:59:11 |
(Girls cheer) |
| 00:59:14 |
(Zoe) Are we all in? |
| 00:59:19 |
(Chelsea) 51... |
| 00:59:21 |
(Chelsea) 30... |
| 00:59:23 |
- (Bianca) 24... |
| 00:59:26 |
Which means the treasure |
| 00:59:29 |
(Chelsea squeals) |
| 00:59:30 |
Or here. |
| 00:59:32 |
Or here. Or here. |
| 00:59:34 |
Anywhere, in fact, along this line. |
| 00:59:37 |
We need the longitude. |
| 00:59:40 |
We need the other ring. |
| 00:59:41 |
Yes, wicked! Let's break into AD1 |
| 00:59:46 |
Oh, tick-tock. |
| 00:59:47 |
Who's gonna get us inside? |
| 00:59:50 |
Uh...we're rude girls. |
| 00:59:54 |
Chavs, chavs, chavs... |
| 00:59:55 |
Whatever! Don't you think this idea |
| 00:59:59 |
- Roxy, this is St Trinian's. |
| 01:00:02 |
We don't know |
| 01:00:05 |
That's true. |
| 01:00:06 |
Besides, we've got our way inside. |
| 01:00:12 |
l must say, you do scrub up |
| 01:00:15 |
And l know l have you |
| 01:00:20 |
There's something |
| 01:00:22 |
Oh! |
| 01:00:24 |
(Camilla chuckles) |
| 01:00:27 |
Oh, look! |
| 01:00:29 |
Oh, no, he's simply divine! |
| 01:00:32 |
He's so lovely and so licky! |
| 01:00:35 |
l bet if he could talk he'd be trying |
| 01:00:42 |
Oh, Geoffrey! |
| 01:00:50 |
Well, l need to tell you something |
| 01:00:54 |
Oh, just use your lips, Geoffrey. |
| 01:00:57 |
AD1 are a bunch |
| 01:01:02 |
They're not just any old secret society. |
| 01:01:04 |
They were formed 500 years ago |
| 01:01:06 |
the repression |
| 01:01:09 |
And you were a member. |
| 01:01:12 |
l was...young. l was ambitious. |
| 01:01:14 |
l needed all the help l could get |
| 01:01:17 |
Look where it got you. |
| 01:01:19 |
- l've changed, Camilla. |
| 01:01:23 |
The girls are waiting to debrief you. |
| 01:01:27 |
We'll see how much you've changed. |
| 01:01:31 |
(Heathcliff pants) |
| 01:01:35 |
Heathcliff! |
| 01:01:42 |
So l got the lowdown |
| 01:01:45 |
He can get us inside. |
| 01:01:48 |
And the ring is in the safe! |
| 01:01:52 |
And what exactly do we know about |
| 01:01:56 |
Not much. |
| 01:02:01 |
All right, strangers? |
| 01:02:03 |
- Hey, Kelly! |
| 01:02:25 |
(Men chant) |
| 01:02:54 |
- (Thwaites) Ready? |
| 01:02:57 |
Ready. |
| 01:03:04 |
(Men chant) |
| 01:03:15 |
(Whispers) Go on! Go on! |
| 01:03:32 |
(Chanting) |
| 01:03:36 |
(Thwaites chants) |
| 01:03:49 |
Straight ahead, then turn right. |
| 01:03:52 |
But looK out. |
| 01:03:55 |
ToId you. |
| 01:04:08 |
(Kelly) There she is. |
| 01:04:11 |
- Bingo! |
| 01:04:24 |
Kinsmen! |
| 01:04:25 |
(Girls gasp) |
| 01:04:26 |
- What are you doing down here? |
| 01:04:30 |
Are you wearing lipstick, kinsman? |
| 01:04:32 |
(Annabelle grunts) |
| 01:04:33 |
Who are you, anyway? |
| 01:04:39 |
(Girls giggle) |
| 01:04:40 |
(Groans) |
| 01:04:41 |
(Tania) Take that, hoodie. |
| 01:04:47 |
(Lucy) Now tread carefuIIy. |
| 01:04:49 |
The surveillance room |
| 01:04:57 |
(Kelly) Oi. Oi! |
| 01:05:12 |
lt's party time. |
| 01:05:15 |
⪠My bIack eye casts no shadow |
| 01:05:18 |
⪠Your red eye sees nothing |
| 01:05:20 |
⪠Your sIap don't stick, |
| 01:05:22 |
⪠So we remain the same |
| 01:05:24 |
⪠Love sticks, sweat drips |
| 01:05:26 |
⪠Break the lock if it don't fit |
| 01:05:29 |
⪠A kicK to the teeth is good for some |
| 01:05:31 |
⪠A Kiss with a fist is better than none |
| 01:05:35 |
⪠Whoa |
| 01:05:37 |
⪠A Kiss with a fist is better than none ⪠|
| 01:05:43 |
Yes! |
| 01:05:46 |
(Girls chuckle) |
| 01:05:48 |
(Tara and Tania) |
| 01:05:51 |
Wow! |
| 01:05:53 |
(Both) Uh... |
| 01:05:56 |
(Groans) |
| 01:05:59 |
Vulcan death grip. |
| 01:06:01 |
(Both) Cool! |
| 01:06:02 |
Come on, girls. |
| 01:06:05 |
(Henchman groans) |
| 01:06:07 |
Are you not in the least |
| 01:06:09 |
that those schoolgirls |
| 01:06:14 |
Am l concerned? No. |
| 01:06:17 |
No, l'm not concerned. |
| 01:06:21 |
Astonished at some of this country's |
| 01:06:25 |
by a bunch of pathetic, |
| 01:06:30 |
l'll give you three guesses. |
| 01:06:32 |
Well, what are we going |
| 01:06:39 |
Kinsman? |
| 01:06:42 |
(Pomfrey) Well, isn't that |
| 01:06:44 |
l thought perhaps we might open |
| 01:06:50 |
(Man) l say we should send |
| 01:06:53 |
(Parker) Let's not be too hasty. |
| 01:07:04 |
(Door clicks open) |
| 01:07:14 |
(Girl) What's that? |
| 01:07:15 |
Freon. lt's a freezing gas |
| 01:07:45 |
Oh, wow! |
| 01:07:50 |
Terminated. Who are these people? |
| 01:07:56 |
Oi. |
| 01:07:57 |
Annabelle. |
| 01:07:59 |
(Girls gasp) |
| 01:08:00 |
Bingo! |
| 01:08:11 |
(Kelly) Bugger! |
| 01:08:12 |
No! |
| 01:08:13 |
(Matron) Oh, no! |
| 01:08:22 |
Girls, girls, abort mission. |
| 01:08:26 |
Go, go, go! |
| 01:08:27 |
(Lucy) Switch to Geoffrey cam. |
| 01:08:31 |
lt's all up to you, Geoffrey. |
| 01:08:33 |
Kinsman... |
| 01:08:35 |
(Lucy) Uh-oh. |
| 01:08:36 |
We've heard nothing from you. |
| 01:08:39 |
(Gulps) |
| 01:08:40 |
Kinsman! |
| 01:08:43 |
What? |
| 01:08:44 |
He's absolutely sloshed. |
| 01:08:47 |
What's your take on these women? |
| 01:08:49 |
Women? (Blows raspberry) |
| 01:08:51 |
(Exhales) |
| 01:08:54 |
(Chuckles) |
| 01:08:56 |
Hey. |
| 01:08:57 |
l'll tell you what, right... |
| 01:08:59 |
l'll tell... |
| 01:09:03 |
l've... Sick to the hind bloody teeth |
| 01:09:06 |
(Girls gasp) |
| 01:09:08 |
Scumbag! |
| 01:09:09 |
Yack, yack, yack in your ear |
| 01:09:11 |
(CamiIIa) That's gratitude for you. |
| 01:09:13 |
Gratitude. |
| 01:09:14 |
After l rescued him |
| 01:09:15 |
Dung... |
| 01:09:18 |
Dung? |
| 01:09:19 |
Bitching and moaning |
| 01:09:23 |
lt's time for them to shut up! |
| 01:09:25 |
(CamiIIa) ..you stupid IittIe... |
| 01:09:28 |
Tell you what l realised, |
| 01:09:31 |
is that they're greedy, manipulative, |
| 01:09:33 |
cold-hearted, sadistic little...minxes. |
| 01:09:37 |
(Camilla scoffs) |
| 01:09:39 |
And l'm finished with them! |
| 01:09:42 |
No mercy! No mercy! No mercy! |
| 01:09:48 |
No mercy! No mercy! |
| 01:09:51 |
No mercy! |
| 01:09:53 |
Thank you very much. |
| 01:09:55 |
- How dare he? |
| 01:10:03 |
- (Pomfrey) l like what you said. |
| 01:10:07 |
About time someone said it straight. |
| 01:10:08 |
Women are |
| 01:10:10 |
Good job, kinsman. |
| 01:10:14 |
l commend you. |
| 01:10:16 |
Master. |
| 01:10:17 |
Mission over. |
| 01:10:19 |
(Chelsea sighs) |
| 01:10:23 |
That worked out well, didn't it? |
| 01:10:26 |
l didn't exactly see you helping! |
| 01:10:27 |
You must have been busy |
| 01:10:30 |
Who's for a nice cup of...? |
| 01:10:31 |
Like whose idea was it to |
| 01:10:34 |
The geeks didn't do their homework. |
| 01:10:35 |
How were we supposed |
| 01:10:39 |
That's all we need, yeah? |
| 01:10:41 |
We would have been better off |
| 01:10:44 |
(Chelsea gasps) |
| 01:10:45 |
(All shouting) |
| 01:10:51 |
(Both whistle) |
| 01:10:56 |
How can we expect to fight |
| 01:10:59 |
if all we do is fight each other? |
| 01:11:01 |
This is not the time |
| 01:11:03 |
(Camilla) Absolutely right, Annabelle. |
| 01:11:05 |
lf it's anybody's fault, |
| 01:11:07 |
it's that double-crossing swine |
| 01:11:12 |
Deep down l always knew |
| 01:11:16 |
But he sucks you in |
| 01:11:20 |
those eyes like limpid pools. |
| 01:11:23 |
That silky, tousled hair. |
| 01:11:24 |
- (Girls gasp) |
| 01:11:27 |
No! He's a traitor and a coward! |
| 01:11:32 |
(Heathcliff whines) |
| 01:11:34 |
Oh. Geoffrey. |
| 01:11:41 |
(Lucy gasps) |
| 01:11:52 |
Oh. |
| 01:11:55 |
The ring! |
| 01:12:01 |
Bursar, how much is 10,000 doubloons |
| 01:12:06 |
Oh...carry the one, |
| 01:12:12 |
compound the rate of inflation. |
| 01:12:14 |
409,846,902 pounds and 18 pence. |
| 01:12:21 |
Why? |
| 01:12:23 |
Because kerching! |
| 01:12:25 |
That's what we're going to collect, |
| 01:12:29 |
Yes, if we find the ring. |
| 01:12:31 |
- l mean, the other ring. |
| 01:12:37 |
(Bursar gasps) |
| 01:12:40 |
My precious! |
| 01:12:43 |
(Groans) |
| 01:12:49 |
Oh. Uh... |
| 01:13:04 |
Latitude, 51 degrees, |
| 01:13:08 |
Longitude, zero degrees, |
| 01:13:16 |
(Lucy gasps) |
| 01:13:19 |
(Lucy) lt's...it's in London. |
| 01:13:21 |
(Annabelle) X marks the spot. |
| 01:13:23 |
(Lucy) Right by the Thames. |
| 01:13:25 |
Girls... |
| 01:13:35 |
Oh. How about a visit to the theatre? |
| 01:13:37 |
(Mobile rings) |
| 01:13:40 |
Agent Jones. |
| 01:13:41 |
(Speaks Arabic) |
| 01:13:46 |
- Hey... |
| 01:13:49 |
Hey. Listen, l've got to run |
| 01:13:53 |
- Kel... |
| 01:13:54 |
Your aunt might be |
| 01:13:56 |
but she's a pretty smart |
| 01:14:00 |
Kelly... |
| 01:14:05 |
- What do you do now? |
| 01:14:09 |
You heard of Ml5? |
| 01:14:11 |
Ml6? |
| 01:14:13 |
Well, that was Ml7. |
| 01:14:16 |
Good luck. |
| 01:14:23 |
⪠I'm not used to being the first picK |
| 01:14:26 |
⪠LiKe the cooI chicK |
| 01:14:30 |
⪠I have aIways gone my own way |
| 01:14:33 |
⪠I'm my own girI in my own worId |
| 01:14:36 |
⪠Ooh, ooh |
| 01:14:39 |
⪠I'm gonna feeI that feeIing, |
| 01:14:44 |
⪠Ooh, ooh |
| 01:14:47 |
⪠I'm gonna feeI that feeIing, |
| 01:14:57 |
- Are we nearly there yet? |
| 01:15:00 |
⪠I'm gonna feeI that feeIing, |
| 01:15:06 |
Peters! |
| 01:15:08 |
(Peters groans) |
| 01:15:14 |
Look at this. |
| 01:15:15 |
Oh, yes. |
| 01:15:17 |
Look at it. |
| 01:15:19 |
Look at it! |
| 01:15:21 |
They swapped it. |
| 01:15:24 |
l want them found. |
| 01:15:26 |
l want them destroyed. |
| 01:15:28 |
Don't worry, sir. |
| 01:15:29 |
We have an extensive network of CCTV |
| 01:15:33 |
They can't breathe |
| 01:15:35 |
- So where are they? |
| 01:15:37 |
- (Groans) |
| 01:15:40 |
Where are they...now? |
| 01:15:43 |
(Groans) |
| 01:15:44 |
Where are they? Um... |
| 01:15:48 |
(Radio) Sub¤ects Iocated. ¤Iatform three. |
| 01:15:50 |
(Groans) |
| 01:15:52 |
Ah, little Miss Fritton. |
| 01:15:55 |
(PA) The next train to depart from |
| 01:16:03 |
Yes. |
| 01:16:06 |
Just stay calm, girls. |
| 01:16:11 |
- No shoving. |
| 01:16:13 |
No heavy petting. We go when l say. |
| 01:16:16 |
- Take them. |
| 01:16:18 |
Start to move in. Moving in now. |
| 01:16:21 |
OK, Annabelle, let's do this. Now. |
| 01:16:24 |
A one, a two, a one, two, three, four. |
| 01:16:29 |
⪠See the people |
| 01:16:32 |
⪠Fall in line just watching on the feed |
| 01:16:36 |
⪠They don't know where they wanna go |
| 01:16:38 |
⪠But they're walking in time |
| 01:16:41 |
⪠They got the beat, |
| 01:16:46 |
⪠Yeah, they got the beat |
| 01:16:48 |
(Pomfrey) What on earth is going on? |
| 01:16:51 |
l think it's called a flash mob, sir. |
| 01:16:54 |
(Jemima) AnnabeIIe, time to go. |
| 01:16:56 |
⪠All the kids |
| 01:16:58 |
⪠They can't wait |
| 01:17:00 |
⪠Hang around till quarter after 12 |
| 01:17:03 |
⪠That's when they fall in line |
| 01:17:05 |
Look out. They're onto you. |
| 01:17:07 |
⪠They got the beat, |
| 01:17:09 |
⪠Kids got the beat, yeah, |
| 01:17:17 |
⪠Go-go music... |
| 01:17:18 |
- Girls, be careful! Duck! Duck! |
| 01:17:23 |
⪠Do the Watusi, just give us a chance |
| 01:17:26 |
OK, it's clear for the south exit. |
| 01:17:29 |
⪠Cos we've got the beat, |
| 01:17:34 |
⪠Yeah, we got it |
| 01:17:37 |
- ⪠We got the beat |
| 01:17:39 |
(Pomfrey) Men, hoId your positions. |
| 01:17:41 |
All exits are covered. |
| 01:17:46 |
Go, go, go, go! |
| 01:17:47 |
⪠We got the beat |
| 01:17:48 |
⪠We know you can dance to the beat |
| 01:17:50 |
⪠We got the beat |
| 01:17:51 |
⪠Jump in |
| 01:17:53 |
⪠Get down |
| 01:17:54 |
⪠Round and around and around |
| 01:17:57 |
⪠We got the beat |
| 01:18:15 |
⪠We got the beat ⪠|
| 01:18:23 |
- Follow them! |
| 01:18:25 |
Which group are we supposed |
| 01:18:29 |
(Pomfrey mumbles) |
| 01:18:32 |
- All of them. |
| 01:18:34 |
- (Shouts) All of them! |
| 01:18:39 |
Big fish, little fish, cardboard box. |
| 01:18:41 |
Where are they? |
| 01:18:43 |
Big fish, little fish, cardboard box. |
| 01:18:47 |
Milk the cow! Milk the cow! |
| 01:18:52 |
(Camilla) Oh, the girls! |
| 01:18:55 |
Come on. Right on time. |
| 01:18:57 |
One, two, three, four, five, six. |
| 01:19:02 |
Come on! |
| 01:19:04 |
(Announcer) Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:19:07 |
The second half of Romeo And Juliet |
| 01:19:11 |
- Bursar, your helmet. |
| 01:19:26 |
(Announcer) |
| 01:19:29 |
Cast, two minutes. |
| 01:19:32 |
What on earth |
| 01:19:34 |
that old sea dog Archibald Fritton |
| 01:19:43 |
(Lucy) Girls, over here! |
| 01:19:46 |
Help. |
| 01:19:50 |
(Girls) One, two, three. |
| 01:19:51 |
(Girls gasp) |
| 01:19:53 |
Hey... |
| 01:19:55 |
(Girls cough) |
| 01:19:56 |
You're not allowed back here. |
| 01:19:59 |
Says who? |
| 01:20:00 |
Uh...well, don't you know |
| 01:20:05 |
Oh...my God! You're that guy |
| 01:20:09 |
Yeah, l...l've done |
| 01:20:12 |
l can't believe it's you! |
| 01:20:14 |
Yeah, yeah. l mean, it is. |
| 01:20:16 |
You were in that yoghurt commercial. |
| 01:20:18 |
- What? No. |
| 01:20:21 |
- Look... |
| 01:20:23 |
This is Romeo, yeah? |
| 01:20:27 |
(Girls) Ooh! |
| 01:20:28 |
So if any of you little groupies |
| 01:20:31 |
you're going to have to go |
| 01:20:34 |
(Announcer) |
| 01:20:37 |
- Babe... |
| 01:20:38 |
- Call security right now. |
| 01:20:41 |
l would think twice about that, |
| 01:20:45 |
(Girls gasp) |
| 01:20:48 |
En garde. |
| 01:20:55 |
(Girls gasp) |
| 01:21:03 |
(Girls squeal) |
| 01:21:06 |
(Girls gasp) |
| 01:21:09 |
(Shouts) |
| 01:21:11 |
(Girls squeal) |
| 01:21:18 |
(Chelsea gasps) |
| 01:21:22 |
- Watering can? |
| 01:21:27 |
He's quite good with it. |
| 01:21:33 |
(Girls squeal) |
| 01:21:51 |
(Applause) |
| 01:21:52 |
Bravo! Bravo! |
| 01:21:54 |
Oh, thank you very much. |
| 01:21:57 |
Oh, bravo! You were really good! |
| 01:22:02 |
(Romeo groans) |
| 01:22:04 |
(Girls gasp) |
| 01:22:06 |
(Juliet sobs) |
| 01:22:08 |
You killed him! |
| 01:22:10 |
Oh, no! |
| 01:22:14 |
(Romeo mumbles) |
| 01:22:15 |
Oh, well, you... |
| 01:22:18 |
(Juliet sobs) |
| 01:22:21 |
Oh, do be quiet, |
| 01:22:24 |
(Juliet groans) |
| 01:22:27 |
(Announcer) Romeo and JuIiet |
| 01:22:30 |
(Bianca) Great! Now what? |
| 01:22:37 |
(Fanfare) |
| 01:22:45 |
Romeo, Romeo, |
| 01:22:54 |
(Whispers) Romeo? |
| 01:22:57 |
(Audience laughs) |
| 01:23:00 |
(Giggles) |
| 01:23:10 |
- Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art...? |
| 01:23:19 |
Verily down here l am. |
| 01:23:22 |
Forsooth. |
| 01:23:25 |
- What happened to Fritton? |
| 01:23:27 |
We got footage of her |
| 01:23:30 |
Romeo And Juliet at the Globe. |
| 01:23:36 |
Shakespeare's Globe! |
| 01:23:40 |
(Annabelle) OK, girls. Let's move it. |
| 01:23:42 |
(Girls groan) |
| 01:23:46 |
(Bianca) Oh, my shoes! |
| 01:23:48 |
(Chelsea) Oh...my God! |
| 01:23:52 |
Are they rats? |
| 01:23:53 |
No, they're little furry elephants! |
| 01:23:57 |
Rats? Nah, nah, nah! |
| 01:24:00 |
That's more Zoe's bag! |
| 01:24:02 |
l'm allergic to rats |
| 01:24:05 |
Yeah, right! |
| 01:24:06 |
(Annabelle) Oh, well, never mind. |
| 01:24:08 |
We'll just tell the guys back |
| 01:24:11 |
cos it was a bit dark and a bit cold |
| 01:24:14 |
Chelsea, what about |
| 01:24:18 |
What about the all-girl moon mission? |
| 01:24:19 |
Do we really want that pig Pomfrey |
| 01:24:24 |
Cos l know l don't. |
| 01:24:26 |
(Annabelle squeals) |
| 01:24:29 |
l have a faint cold fear |
| 01:24:41 |
That almost freezes up |
| 01:24:44 |
l'll call them back again |
| 01:24:47 |
(Sobs) |
| 01:24:49 |
What shall she do here? |
| 01:24:54 |
Gentle vial... |
| 01:24:56 |
Sir...isn't that...? |
| 01:25:00 |
Guys, let's go. |
| 01:25:03 |
(Peters groans) |
| 01:25:05 |
Do l need to remind you we're |
| 01:25:08 |
- No, of course. l thought that... |
| 01:25:12 |
There's no other way out. |
| 01:25:14 |
We move as soon as it finishes. |
| 01:25:18 |
(Peters clears throat) |
| 01:25:20 |
Potion, make thy mark. |
| 01:25:24 |
Hmm. |
| 01:25:27 |
(Groans) |
| 01:25:35 |
(Sighs) |
| 01:25:37 |
(Groans) |
| 01:25:38 |
(Audience laughs) |
| 01:25:41 |
(Camilla groans) |
| 01:25:44 |
She's very good. |
| 01:25:48 |
Yes. |
| 01:25:49 |
OK, so we go left here |
| 01:25:53 |
Oh, brilliant! |
| 01:25:55 |
Oh, no! |
| 01:25:58 |
(Chelsea sighs) |
| 01:26:02 |
(Roxy sighs) |
| 01:26:03 |
(GirI) What's happening, team? |
| 01:26:06 |
Um...we may need more time. |
| 01:26:10 |
lsn't that your cue? |
| 01:26:24 |
My dearest love... |
| 01:26:26 |
..please don't be dead! |
| 01:26:28 |
(Audience laughs) |
| 01:26:30 |
For...so much remains unsaid. |
| 01:26:36 |
(Lucy) lt has to be there. |
| 01:26:38 |
Chelsea, what are you doing? |
| 01:26:42 |
Looking for a secret door. |
| 01:26:44 |
Places like this |
| 01:26:48 |
Chelsea, you truly are... |
| 01:27:02 |
l truly am what? |
| 01:27:05 |
Smarter than |
| 01:27:09 |
Yeah, smarter than |
| 01:27:13 |
You better believe it. |
| 01:27:17 |
(Straining) |
| 01:27:19 |
Ups we've had. |
| 01:27:22 |
And downs, yea, we've had a few. |
| 01:27:25 |
And...nights of rough and tumble |
| 01:27:31 |
(Audience laughs) |
| 01:27:32 |
And now... lt might be |
| 01:27:42 |
..what l must admit l find it |
| 01:27:45 |
rather hard...to...do. |
| 01:27:50 |
And that is...to say |
| 01:27:55 |
..that l love... |
| 01:27:57 |
(Camilla gasps) |
| 01:27:59 |
That l love... |
| 01:28:00 |
(Camilla) Mm? |
| 01:28:05 |
That l love you. |
| 01:28:12 |
l love you. |
| 01:28:17 |
Cheers. |
| 01:28:21 |
Thus...with a kiss l die! |
| 01:28:30 |
They're rather good, aren't they? |
| 01:28:39 |
What kind of place is this? |
| 01:28:44 |
(Lucy) Look at the costumes. |
| 01:28:47 |
lt must be part of the old Globe. |
| 01:28:49 |
(GirI) What's happening, team? |
| 01:28:53 |
(Annabelle) |
| 01:29:03 |
Bursar, Bursar... |
| 01:29:07 |
Huh? |
| 01:29:10 |
Oh, friendly dagger, |
| 01:29:12 |
plunge, plunge, plunge. |
| 01:29:16 |
(Groans) |
| 01:29:17 |
No! Not-Not yet! |
| 01:29:20 |
Not, not, not dead! |
| 01:29:22 |
Uh... |
| 01:29:24 |
Our...our play is not yet over. |
| 01:29:28 |
For our work is not yet done. |
| 01:29:36 |
Friends... |
| 01:29:40 |
..Romans... |
| 01:29:42 |
..countrymen... |
| 01:29:45 |
..if music be the food of love... |
| 01:29:48 |
Oh, for Christ's sake! |
| 01:29:56 |
(Compass bleeps) |
| 01:30:13 |
(Rapid bleeping) |
| 01:30:14 |
Well, it must be here. Right here. |
| 01:30:23 |
Hmm. |
| 01:30:24 |
(Lucy gasps) |
| 01:30:26 |
Bingo! |
| 01:30:27 |
(Girls gasp) |
| 01:30:32 |
Oot! Oot, oot! |
| 01:30:34 |
Damn splot! |
| 01:30:36 |
Oot! |
| 01:30:42 |
- lt's locked! lt's locked! |
| 01:30:44 |
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! |
| 01:30:49 |
(Growls and barks) |
| 01:30:52 |
Calling all girls, |
| 01:30:56 |
- What about the ring? |
| 01:30:59 |
(Bianca) Oh, come on! |
| 01:31:04 |
We're gonna be rich! |
| 01:31:10 |
(Girls gasp) |
| 01:31:14 |
What the...? |
| 01:31:16 |
(Lucy sighs) |
| 01:31:19 |
Bye-bye, Malibu. |
| 01:31:21 |
(Lucy sighs) |
| 01:31:22 |
You have got to be kidding me. |
| 01:31:28 |
Well, what's...? What's this? |
| 01:31:31 |
- Here. |
| 01:31:33 |
Oh, yay! |
| 01:31:37 |
"Treasure hunter come for nought |
| 01:31:41 |
"lt seems your dreams |
| 01:31:44 |
"For pirate though l may have been |
| 01:31:50 |
"Resolving too to change my ways, |
| 01:31:54 |
"from sailing seas to mounting plays. |
| 01:32:00 |
"Writing many in this room, |
| 01:32:05 |
A nom de what? |
| 01:32:06 |
l think it means... |
| 01:32:13 |
No, it can't be! |
| 01:32:14 |
(Annabelle gasps) |
| 01:32:18 |
Pirate Fritton...was Shakespeare. |
| 01:32:28 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:32:31 |
Hang on. That means... |
| 01:32:35 |
Yeah! |
| 01:32:36 |
(Audience cheers) |
| 01:32:39 |
Wait, wait, wait! |
| 01:32:40 |
"ln lieu of gold, l humbly pray, |
| 01:32:47 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:32:52 |
(Cheering) |
| 01:32:55 |
"And while indeed |
| 01:32:58 |
"to credit that l was the Bard, |
| 01:33:00 |
"the timely truth may now unfurl, |
| 01:33:03 |
"that all the while l was... |
| 01:33:09 |
"..a girl." |
| 01:33:10 |
A girl? |
| 01:33:13 |
Wicked! |
| 01:33:18 |
(Lucy gasps) |
| 01:33:20 |
(Lucy) Shakespeare was a girl. |
| 01:33:23 |
The Bard is a bird. |
| 01:33:27 |
l love it! |
| 01:33:29 |
A woman... |
| 01:33:32 |
A woman wrote the Bible! |
| 01:33:34 |
(Chelsea squeals) |
| 01:33:36 |
(Girls mutter) |
| 01:33:40 |
(Mobile rings) |
| 01:33:42 |
(Pomfrey) Silvio, ciao. |
| 01:33:45 |
Yeah. Hey, call me in five. |
| 01:33:47 |
Just finishing something off. |
| 01:33:52 |
Hello, girls. Remember me? |
| 01:33:57 |
Congratulations on your little find. |
| 01:34:00 |
Finally the Frittons catch up to what |
| 01:34:04 |
That your celebrated sea dog |
| 01:34:15 |
(Chuckles) |
| 01:34:19 |
May l? |
| 01:34:29 |
Thanks awfully. |
| 01:34:32 |
We knew this inconvenient discovery |
| 01:34:36 |
Just had to make sure |
| 01:34:39 |
But all's well that ends well, |
| 01:34:43 |
Now we can destroy it. |
| 01:34:45 |
lt's too late, Pomfrey. |
| 01:34:46 |
You can destroy the play |
| 01:34:49 |
Shakespeare was a woman |
| 01:34:51 |
Oh...you're going to tell on me? |
| 01:34:55 |
Please don't tell on me! |
| 01:34:58 |
(Chuckles) |
| 01:34:59 |
Look at you! |
| 01:35:00 |
Who's gonna believe |
| 01:35:02 |
a bunch of jumped-up, porky-telling |
| 01:35:06 |
l...l play tennis with Sting, |
| 01:35:10 |
(Mumbles) |
| 01:35:12 |
No! |
| 01:35:14 |
(Girls sigh) |
| 01:35:16 |
(GirI) AnnabeIIe, can you hear me? |
| 01:35:20 |
lt's too late. |
| 01:35:43 |
Wow! |
| 01:36:05 |
Au revoir! Auf Wiedersehen! |
| 01:36:09 |
Buggeration! |
| 01:36:14 |
l think l have, like, an idea. |
| 01:36:18 |
The thing that amuses me most |
| 01:36:23 |
thought that |
| 01:36:29 |
Yes, what l don't |
| 01:36:32 |
is why Shakespeare had to pretend |
| 01:36:35 |
Because, you complete moron, |
| 01:36:36 |
back in the good old days, |
| 01:36:41 |
Except Ms Shakespeare. |
| 01:36:43 |
She did a pretty good job |
| 01:36:46 |
- ln fact, l'd go as... |
| 01:36:48 |
Yes, sir. |
| 01:36:50 |
(Pomfrey sighs) |
| 01:36:52 |
Load of girlie drivel. |
| 01:36:54 |
- Um...sir... |
| 01:36:58 |
Yes, l know, sir, |
| 01:37:23 |
Bloody women! |
| 01:37:28 |
- Fire! |
| 01:37:37 |
(Cheering) |
| 01:37:42 |
(Pomfrey coughs) |
| 01:37:49 |
(Camilla whoops) |
| 01:37:52 |
l'll take that, |
| 01:37:56 |
(Girls cheer) |
| 01:38:08 |
Wind power, man. |
| 01:38:15 |
Fire! |
| 01:38:23 |
(Both) Whoops! |
| 01:38:28 |
(Girls cheer) |
| 01:38:34 |
⪠What's all that noise |
| 01:38:36 |
⪠Trying to get my juice |
| 01:38:39 |
⪠That's all, phat boy, turn it round |
| 01:38:41 |
⪠Trying to get your bass |
| 01:38:43 |
⪠What's all that noise |
| 01:38:46 |
⪠Trying to get my juice |
| 01:38:48 |
⪠That's all, phat boy, turn it round |
| 01:38:51 |
⪠Trying to get your bass |
| 01:38:53 |
⪠When there's madness in the air |
| 01:38:55 |
⪠Only the mad survive, oh, boy |
| 01:38:57 |
⪠And when there's madness in the air |
| 01:39:00 |
⪠Only the bad survive, oh, boy |
| 01:39:03 |
⪠And there's no time to stop and stare |
| 01:39:04 |
⪠Don't get behind the line, oh, yeah |
| 01:39:07 |
⪠And there's no time to stop and stare |
| 01:39:09 |
⪠Don't get behind the line, oh, yeah |
| 01:39:12 |
⪠Up and away, like l don't wait |
| 01:39:16 |
⪠Walking the line, knocking on time |
| 01:39:21 |
⪠Poppin' on by, have a little try |
| 01:39:26 |
⪠Papa ain't shy, talking his mind |
| 01:39:44 |
l'm here on the banks of the Thames |
| 01:39:48 |
the head of the corrupt |
| 01:39:52 |
And here he is. |
| 01:39:54 |
Sir Piers, |
| 01:39:58 |
how does it feel to have been beaten |
| 01:40:00 |
and now publicly humiliated |
| 01:40:05 |
Well, l think "humiliated" is a bit strong. |
| 01:40:12 |
Thank you. |
| 01:40:14 |
(Mouths) |
| 01:40:17 |
⪠You've got to take advantage |
| 01:40:24 |
⪠Up and away, like l don't wait |
| 01:40:29 |
⪠Walking the line, knocking on time |
| 01:40:33 |
⪠Poppin' on by, have a little try |
| 01:40:38 |
⪠Papa ain't shy, talking his mind |
| 01:40:48 |
⪠Oh, babe, l am what l am |
| 01:40:50 |
⪠And l won't be damned if l do |
| 01:40:53 |
⪠l am what l am |
| 01:40:55 |
⪠Can you hear me talking to you? |
| 01:40:57 |
⪠Oh, babe, l am what l am |
| 01:41:00 |
⪠Gotta let me do what l do |
| 01:41:02 |
⪠l am what l am |
| 01:41:10 |
⪠Up and away, like l don't wait |
| 01:41:14 |
⪠Walking the line, knocking on time |
| 01:41:19 |
⪠Poppin' on by, have a little try |
| 01:41:24 |
⪠Papa ain't shy, talking his mind |
| 01:41:29 |
⪠Up and away, like l don't wait |
| 01:41:34 |
⪠Walking the line, knocking on time |
| 01:41:39 |
⪠Poppin' on by, have a little try |
| 01:41:43 |
⪠Papa ain't shy, talking his mind |
| 01:41:47 |
⪠Up and away, like l don't wait |
| 01:41:52 |
⪠Walking the line, knocking on time |
| 01:41:58 |
⪠Poppin' on by, have a little try |
| 01:42:03 |
⪠Papa ain't shy, talking his mind ⪠|
| 01:42:45 |
⪠I see you |
| 01:42:49 |
⪠Watching me sIeep deep |
| 01:42:53 |
⪠I feeI you |
| 01:42:56 |
⪠LiKe some Kind of cheap creep |
| 01:43:02 |
⪠You Know me |
| 01:43:05 |
⪠I'm crueI to be kind |
| 01:43:07 |
⪠l'm fine |
| 01:43:10 |
⪠You Iove me and I don't mind |
| 01:43:16 |
⪠WaKe up and smeII reaIity |
| 01:43:18 |
⪠You're out of the groove |
| 01:43:20 |
⪠ReaIity bit and burst the bubbIe |
| 01:43:22 |
⪠Face the heat, the pressure too |
| 01:43:26 |
⪠You're out of the groove |
| 01:43:28 |
⪠ReaIity bit and burst the bubbIe |
| 01:43:30 |
⪠Face the heat, the pressure too |
| 01:43:34 |
⪠You go a IittIe way to freak me out, |
| 01:43:39 |
⪠Free your mind and scream and shout, |
| 01:43:43 |
⪠Maybe rock music I don't mind, |
| 01:43:46 |
⪠Go head to head and cut me dead |
| 01:43:49 |
⪠Make it easy |
| 01:43:58 |
⪠You Kissed me |
| 01:44:02 |
⪠Then you dragged me so Iow |
| 01:44:07 |
⪠You'II miss me |
| 01:44:10 |
⪠When I finaIIy go |
| 01:44:13 |
⪠WaKe up and smeII reaIity |
| 01:44:15 |
⪠You're out of the groove |
| 01:44:17 |
⪠ReaIity bit and burst the bubbIe |
| 01:44:19 |
⪠Face the heat, the pressure too |
| 01:44:23 |
⪠You're out of the groove |
| 01:44:26 |
⪠Your attitude bit and burst the bubbIe |
| 01:44:27 |
⪠Move your feet, your body too |
| 01:44:31 |
⪠You go a IittIe way to freak me out |
| 01:44:35 |
⪠Free your mind and scream and shout, |
| 01:44:40 |
⪠Maybe rock music I don't mind, |
| 01:44:44 |
⪠Go head to head and cut me dead |
| 01:44:46 |
⪠Make it easy ⪠|
