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St
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| 00:01:50 |
This is creepy, Daddy. |
| 00:01:52 |
I'm sure they're all hard at work, darling. |
| 00:01:57 |
Come on. |
| 00:02:08 |
This is so unbelievably low rent. |
| 00:02:13 |
Good afternoon. |
| 00:02:14 |
(Tinny techno music) |
| 00:02:23 |
(Music stops, girl gasps) |
| 00:02:25 |
We're here to see Miss Fritton. |
| 00:02:27 |
You're not from Inland Revenue? |
| 00:02:29 |
No. I'm er... |
| 00:02:32 |
Ooh |
| 00:02:33 |
You'll have to forgive me. |
| 00:02:35 |
My brain doesnt kick in till Wednesday |
| 00:02:39 |
You know what I mean. |
| 00:02:41 |
Miss Fritton, |
| 00:02:44 |
WOMAN: I cant understand |
| 00:02:47 |
I said your brothers here to see you |
| 00:02:57 |
(Phone rings) |
| 00:03:04 |
CARNABY: |
| 00:03:07 |
Why would I buy a picture |
| 00:03:08 |
from someone of your dubious reputation? |
| 00:03:12 |
(Woman laughs) |
| 00:03:13 |
That's what you do, isnt it, Carnaby? |
| 00:03:17 |
I'll get back to you. |
| 00:03:28 |
Hello, Camilla. |
| 00:03:29 |
(Snarls) |
| 00:03:31 |
Mr Darcy, stop that at once. |
| 00:03:33 |
Go to your happy place. |
| 00:03:36 |
Carnaby Fritton. |
| 00:03:38 |
Oh, I havent heard a word from you |
| 00:03:42 |
I sent flowers. |
| 00:03:43 |
A wreath... |
| 00:03:45 |
for Mummy's funeral. |
| 00:03:49 |
Oh, you must be my lully, |
| 00:03:53 |
You're all clear. |
| 00:04:00 |
(Sound of breaking wind) |
| 00:04:01 |
(Chuckles) |
| 00:04:05 |
Oh. |
| 00:04:07 |
So... your father's PA |
| 00:04:09 |
tells me you're joining us from |
| 00:04:12 |
For the life of me, I cant understand |
| 00:04:15 |
Yes, I was an utter fool to be taken in |
| 00:04:19 |
and their consistently high performance |
| 00:04:24 |
In my experience, |
| 00:04:26 |
and the girls are all shits. |
| 00:04:29 |
Not to worry, my dear. |
| 00:04:31 |
Here, pupil and teacher live in blissful harmony. |
| 00:04:35 |
(Screaming) |
| 00:04:41 |
Daddy. |
| 00:04:42 |
Daddy you cant expect me to stay here |
| 00:04:45 |
It's like Hogwarts for pikeys. |
| 00:04:48 |
It's a little rough around the edges, darling. |
| 00:04:50 |
- But that's part of the fun of the place. |
| 00:04:53 |
(Humming to herself) |
| 00:04:58 |
Here is a breakdown of the school fees. |
| 00:05:05 |
(Sighs) |
| 00:05:07 |
Whisky? |
| 00:05:10 |
There seems to be some kind of mistake. |
| 00:05:13 |
The Bursar never makes mistakes about money, |
| 00:05:18 |
But what about... a family discount? |
| 00:05:20 |
Family discount! |
| 00:05:24 |
You discounted the family years ago, |
| 00:05:27 |
when you ruined Great Aunt Millicent |
| 00:05:31 |
I've done nothing to feel guilty about. |
| 00:05:33 |
(Exasperated cry) |
| 00:05:36 |
Your father has a short memory |
| 00:05:41 |
The fees are 4,000. |
| 00:05:43 |
1,500. |
| 00:05:45 |
3,000, take it or leave it. |
| 00:05:47 |
Let's call it 2,000, cash. |
| 00:05:49 |
2,500. |
| 00:05:50 |
- Two and a quarter. |
| 00:05:52 |
Two-three, done. |
| 00:05:57 |
Daddy, you cant leave me here. |
| 00:05:59 |
Dont be silly, darling. |
| 00:06:01 |
It'll be half term before you know it. |
| 00:06:03 |
- Bonne chance! |
| 00:06:05 |
- Daddy! |
| 00:06:11 |
(Crows caw) |
| 00:06:19 |
(Bell rings) |
| 00:06:22 |
(Deep rumbling) |
| 00:06:35 |
(Sings happily) |
| 00:06:42 |
(Girl squeals) |
| 00:06:45 |
(Shouting and rumbling) |
| 00:06:49 |
(Bell tinkling) |
| 00:06:58 |
Your old mans Roller |
| 00:07:01 |
No. |
| 00:07:02 |
It's a classic. |
| 00:07:04 |
Daddy's an expert on the finer things. |
| 00:07:09 |
I'm Annabelle... |
| 00:07:11 |
Miss Frittons niece. |
| 00:07:13 |
I'll have someone come fetch your bags. |
| 00:07:16 |
I'm sorry, I didnt get your name. |
| 00:07:18 |
Kelly Jones. |
| 00:07:20 |
I'm head girl. |
| 00:07:22 |
(Scoffs) |
| 00:07:23 |
Really? |
| 00:07:29 |
Welcome to St Trinians. |
| 00:07:33 |
# MARK RONSON feat. LILY ALLEN: |
| 00:07:35 |
# I've never been this far away from home |
| 00:07:38 |
# And, oh, my God, I cant believe it |
| 00:07:40 |
# I've never been this far away from home |
| 00:07:43 |
What are you bogging at... Ugly Betty? |
| 00:07:46 |
Know where my bed is? |
| 00:07:47 |
You saying I nicked your bed? |
| 00:07:50 |
I'll give you a slap. |
| 00:07:51 |
Back off, Taylor. |
| 00:07:53 |
Go paint your nails. |
| 00:07:55 |
She who angers you conquers you. |
| 00:07:58 |
Whatever. |
| 00:08:00 |
Weirdo. |
| 00:08:03 |
The Chavs are a bit touchy at the moment. |
| 00:08:05 |
Oi, are you calling me a chav? |
| 00:08:06 |
So, I told him... |
| 00:08:08 |
They run a chatline |
| 00:08:10 |
and all claim to have slept with |
| 00:08:13 |
When you've dropped that many |
| 00:08:17 |
KELLY: Refused credit? |
| 00:08:18 |
Talk to the Geeks |
| 00:08:20 |
What about this lot? Are they asleep? |
| 00:08:22 |
(Eerie whistling) |
| 00:08:26 |
Goths. |
| 00:08:27 |
We're not Goths, we're Emos. |
| 00:08:31 |
What are Emos? |
| 00:08:32 |
Emotionally unstable. |
| 00:08:34 |
First years. |
| 00:08:36 |
(Chatter) |
| 00:08:38 |
Fulchesters answer to The Sopranos |
| 00:08:43 |
This is you. |
| 00:08:53 |
ANNABELLE: What are they betting on? |
| 00:08:54 |
How long you'll last. |
| 00:08:58 |
# And oh, my God, I cant believe it |
| 00:09:01 |
# I've never been this far away from home |
| 00:09:04 |
# And oh, my God, I cant believe it |
| 00:09:06 |
# I've never been this far away from home |
| 00:09:09 |
# And oh, my God, I cant believe it |
| 00:09:12 |
# I've never been this far away from... |
| 00:09:28 |
All right, girls. |
| 00:09:29 |
We're live on YouTube. |
| 00:09:34 |
Hm. |
| 00:09:49 |
(Screams) |
| 00:09:49 |
(Laughter) |
| 00:09:57 |
Now we'll see what she's made of. |
| 00:10:21 |
(Astonished gasps) |
| 00:10:28 |
(Thud) |
| 00:10:31 |
New girl. |
| 00:10:36 |
- (Whispers) Daddy? |
| 00:10:39 |
- Sorry, Daddy, did I wake you? |
| 00:10:43 |
I want you to come and pick me up |
| 00:10:47 |
I've been broadcast on the Internet. |
| 00:10:50 |
(Chuckles) |
| 00:10:53 |
Naked, Daddy! |
| 00:10:56 |
- (Woman laughs) |
| 00:10:58 |
Nobody darling I'm tucked up in bed |
| 00:11:02 |
(Static interference) |
| 00:11:04 |
Daddy, are you coming or not? |
| 00:11:06 |
I'm losing you, darling. Cc-hhh! |
| 00:11:09 |
Hello? Hello? |
| 00:11:11 |
Cc-hhh! |
| 00:11:14 |
Ohh! |
| 00:11:22 |
Annabelle Fritton! |
| 00:11:25 |
Uh... er... |
| 00:11:26 |
I cant believe what you just did. |
| 00:11:28 |
I'm sorry, miss. |
| 00:11:30 |
I dont know what came over me. |
| 00:11:32 |
I've been looking for someone |
| 00:11:34 |
I'm drafting you into the hockey team |
| 00:11:42 |
# THE ORDINARY BOYS: |
| 00:11:48 |
He's here. |
| 00:11:49 |
# Oh, my gosh, my days are getting longer |
| 00:11:53 |
# And there's no turning back, |
| 00:11:56 |
# Just to keep my contract |
| 00:11:59 |
# Did I say nine? I meant 1:30 |
| 00:12:01 |
# I aint no early birdy, |
| 00:12:05 |
Bonsoir, nitwits. |
| 00:12:08 |
Evening. Make it silver. |
| 00:12:12 |
# So you gotta do some idents, |
| 00:12:15 |
# Channel who? |
| 00:12:17 |
# Oh, Channel U, |
| 00:12:19 |
# Like Katie Price's boobs |
| 00:12:21 |
# Whoops! I'm being rude |
| 00:12:22 |
# Where's my Red Bull |
| 00:12:25 |
# I cant handle this |
| 00:12:26 |
# I'm getting... like Pampers throwing a tantrum |
| 00:12:29 |
# Oh, my gosh, my days are getting longer |
| 00:12:32 |
# And there's no turning back, |
| 00:12:36 |
# Just to keep my contract |
| 00:12:38 |
# Did I say nine? I meant 1:30 |
| 00:12:40 |
# I aint no early birdy, |
| 00:12:48 |
Well, I um... Love the new packaging, girls. |
| 00:12:51 |
But what about the problems |
| 00:12:55 |
Problems, Flash? |
| 00:12:56 |
Yeah, the slightly bitter aftertaste, |
| 00:12:59 |
people going blind after the second glass... |
| 00:13:02 |
that lady what died... |
| 00:13:04 |
She was old. She could have gone at any time. |
| 00:13:07 |
She was 38. |
| 00:13:08 |
Yeah? |
| 00:13:11 |
Anoushka. Come here, girl. |
| 00:13:29 |
- Na zdorovye! |
| 00:13:36 |
(Glass smashes, girl screams) |
| 00:13:38 |
Are you all right? |
| 00:13:40 |
- No problem, Flash. |
| 00:13:43 |
Excellent. |
| 00:13:46 |
If that's permanent... |
| 00:13:48 |
I'll see you in court. |
| 00:13:51 |
Just be aware of that. |
| 00:13:54 |
Ta-da! |
| 00:13:55 |
Nice. Wow. What have we here? |
| 00:13:58 |
It looks lovely, anyway. |
| 00:14:00 |
Like Christmas. What's this, then? |
| 00:14:02 |
Like, sweets, is it? A cigar? |
| 00:14:04 |
Hey, look at me. |
| 00:14:06 |
- They're tampons, Flash. |
| 00:14:08 |
- Designer tampons. |
| 00:14:12 |
A woman doesnt only want to look |
| 00:14:16 |
I cant sell a product I dont believe in. Come on. |
| 00:14:20 |
You wanted a word, Flash? |
| 00:14:22 |
Ooh, yeah. All right, girls. |
| 00:14:24 |
Yeah, well, carry on. |
| 00:14:26 |
Keep at it |
| 00:14:28 |
Yes. Um... |
| 00:14:30 |
I was wondering if you could have |
| 00:14:35 |
What's the problem? |
| 00:14:36 |
They're very keen to place a bet and that, |
| 00:14:39 |
but they're not so forthcoming |
| 00:14:42 |
if you get my drift. |
| 00:14:45 |
Teachers. |
| 00:14:54 |
Kell, um... |
| 00:14:56 |
A new Chinese opened in the high street. |
| 00:14:58 |
Apparently it's handsome. |
| 00:15:00 |
I wondered if you werent too busy, |
| 00:15:03 |
Shoot me down in flames if it's not a good idea, |
| 00:15:08 |
- I dont think so, Flash. |
| 00:15:10 |
I dont mix business with pleasure. |
| 00:15:13 |
And I've got a lot on. |
| 00:15:14 |
Very busy. |
| 00:15:16 |
Busy with all my... gear here, so... |
| 00:15:20 |
# And there's no turning back, |
| 00:15:23 |
# Just to keep my contract... |
| 00:15:25 |
- Nice work on the paint job. |
| 00:15:27 |
- Auf Wiedersehen, girls. |
| 00:15:40 |
Incoming 10 degrees south possible hostile |
| 00:15:45 |
Intruder located |
| 00:15:47 |
First years, into position. |
| 00:15:53 |
GIRLS: Morning Miss |
| 00:15:56 |
(Splash) |
| 00:15:58 |
(Laughter) |
| 00:16:00 |
But we still need to pay the staff. |
| 00:16:03 |
Otherwise they'll go out on strike. |
| 00:16:04 |
Not now, Bursar. |
| 00:16:07 |
Miss Fritton, if we dont take |
| 00:16:12 |
then St Trinians will have to... |
| 00:16:14 |
Not now. |
| 00:16:16 |
(Buzzer) |
| 00:16:19 |
Some dosser's just pitched up. |
| 00:16:23 |
She claims she's our new English teacher |
| 00:16:26 |
She looks like she hasnt got a pot to piss in. |
| 00:16:28 |
- Beverly |
| 00:16:32 |
She doesnt look like she's got a pot |
| 00:16:37 |
That's better |
| 00:16:40 |
Ah, Miss Fritton, |
| 00:16:44 |
Oh, my dear, how lovely. |
| 00:16:46 |
That you made it down the drive |
| 00:16:49 |
I daresay you'll do very well. |
| 00:16:51 |
The agency tells me you've lost |
| 00:16:55 |
Very careless of us. |
| 00:16:57 |
I expect they'll turn up. |
| 00:16:59 |
Moorcroft! Tuck that shirt in! |
| 00:17:01 |
- Sorry, Miss. |
| 00:17:03 |
(Laughter from below) |
| 00:17:05 |
(Teacher speaks in Spanish) |
| 00:17:10 |
(Girls recite) |
| 00:17:18 |
Muy bien chicas |
| 00:17:24 |
How do you feel, girls? |
| 00:17:26 |
- Much better, Miss. |
| 00:17:34 |
No. No, no, no. You will get paid. |
| 00:17:38 |
I promise. |
| 00:17:41 |
Everyone... |
| 00:17:45 |
I'd like to introduce you to |
| 00:17:51 |
Hello. |
| 00:17:54 |
Welcome. |
| 00:17:56 |
You must try my latest concoction. |
| 00:18:00 |
- I call it The Gerald. |
| 00:18:02 |
After my first husband. |
| 00:18:04 |
Cheap, bitter and completely alcoholic. |
| 00:18:07 |
- Have you been drinking again? |
| 00:18:10 |
Just a little breathless. |
| 00:18:12 |
Go on. I'm dying to know what you think. |
| 00:18:15 |
I... I'm teetotal, I'm afraid. |
| 00:18:18 |
(Wind whistles) |
| 00:18:21 |
But I do like having fun |
| 00:18:26 |
In fact, I'd love it if we could all |
| 00:18:31 |
TV quiz show. |
| 00:18:34 |
Popular at my last school |
| 00:18:36 |
and tremendous fun |
| 00:18:46 |
- Good morning, everyone. |
| 00:18:48 |
Please, sit. |
| 00:18:50 |
Now, as you know all too well, |
| 00:18:52 |
our nations schools have been blighted |
| 00:18:55 |
of namby-pamby, touchy-feely policies |
| 00:18:58 |
Badly behaved children dont need |
| 00:19:01 |
They need a good kick up the arse. |
| 00:19:04 |
May we say "shot in the arm," sir? |
| 00:19:07 |
Say what you need to say. |
| 00:19:12 |
I intend to start with the worst schools |
| 00:19:16 |
But that would mean St Trinians, sir. |
| 00:19:21 |
- What's the matter with him? |
| 00:19:24 |
that place undercover. |
| 00:19:27 |
He's suffered severe |
| 00:19:30 |
Really? From a bunch of naughty schoolgirls? |
| 00:19:33 |
You wouldnt know, man. You werent there. |
| 00:19:36 |
When I overhauled the prison service |
| 00:19:38 |
I began by tackling the most fractious, |
| 00:19:43 |
Once I'd dealt with those, |
| 00:19:47 |
We'll take the same approach with St Trinians. |
| 00:19:49 |
Be afraid, sir. Be very afraid. |
| 00:19:57 |
Right. On my command, unleash hell. |
| 00:20:12 |
(Shouting) |
| 00:20:32 |
- Daddy! |
| 00:20:35 |
Daddy, look! |
| 00:20:37 |
They're bloody animals. |
| 00:20:39 |
Animals! I'm going to kill them! |
| 00:20:42 |
Try to remember |
| 00:20:46 |
We've entered bedlam. The very gates of hell. |
| 00:20:49 |
I dont understand |
| 00:20:52 |
Because, Miss Bagstock, |
| 00:20:55 |
(Laughs) |
| 00:20:57 |
Not this lot. You'd understand |
| 00:21:01 |
Between you and I, |
| 00:21:04 |
A Miss Fritton. |
| 00:21:06 |
Camilla. |
| 00:21:09 |
# Love Is A Many Splendoured Thing |
| 00:21:14 |
That's right Completely barking mad |
| 00:21:16 |
Ah, Miss Bagstock. |
| 00:21:19 |
Your girlish laughter |
| 00:21:22 |
Miss Fritton, I dont expect you've met |
| 00:21:26 |
# Love is a many splendoured thing |
| 00:21:33 |
- Geoffrey. |
| 00:21:39 |
- So you have met? |
| 00:21:43 |
We were the toast of the dramatic society. |
| 00:21:45 |
Oh, Geoffrey. |
| 00:21:47 |
Another time... |
| 00:21:49 |
Another Country. |
| 00:21:51 |
(Camilla laughs) |
| 00:21:54 |
I've heard that your school is a hotbed |
| 00:21:58 |
Oh. |
| 00:21:59 |
...and your academic results are a disaster. |
| 00:22:02 |
- So I'm here to help. |
| 00:22:04 |
I've got some shelves that need putting up |
| 00:22:08 |
Unsanitary catering facilities. |
| 00:22:13 |
You know, I think you'll find |
| 00:22:16 |
We just happen to be sitting on |
| 00:22:19 |
Table? Mortuary slab, I'd say, Geoffrey. |
| 00:22:22 |
You want to straitjacket us |
| 00:22:25 |
which has become nothing more than |
| 00:22:29 |
and you call it education. |
| 00:22:32 |
You've changed, Geoffrey. |
| 00:22:34 |
You havent. |
| 00:22:39 |
(Panting) |
| 00:22:46 |
I think Mr Darcy likes you. |
| 00:22:48 |
(Mr Darcy yelps, then whimpers) |
| 00:22:51 |
Let it dry, and then a good stiff brush. |
| 00:22:59 |
Oh, my God. It's Verity Thwaites. |
| 00:23:03 |
Come on Cheltenham Ladies |
| 00:23:07 |
The important thing is not to provoke her. |
| 00:23:09 |
(Chanting) Who let the dogs out? |
| 00:23:12 |
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who-who? |
| 00:23:15 |
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who-who? |
| 00:23:18 |
So, what do you think of my girls? |
| 00:23:21 |
- Hawes! |
| 00:23:23 |
Jemma Hawes, pull your socks up. |
| 00:23:27 |
I'm sure your girls will try their very best. |
| 00:23:30 |
But It's not the winning that matters. |
| 00:23:35 |
Snooty cow. |
| 00:23:36 |
Sorry? |
| 00:23:38 |
Emily Snooty-Cow, do remember to stretch. |
| 00:23:44 |
Jolly good. Jolly good. |
| 00:23:47 |
Girls! |
| 00:23:48 |
Look who it is. |
| 00:23:54 |
It's Annabelle the Cannibal. |
| 00:23:56 |
(Hisses) |
| 00:23:59 |
What's that all about? |
| 00:24:01 |
I used to eat people. |
| 00:24:03 |
What? |
| 00:24:07 |
I used to have braces |
| 00:24:11 |
Nice. |
| 00:24:29 |
(Sombre organ music) |
| 00:25:10 |
OK, girls, let's play clean. |
| 00:25:13 |
No biting, scratching, kicking. |
| 00:25:15 |
No gouging. |
| 00:25:17 |
No head butting no punching |
| 00:25:19 |
No slapping, spitting. No um... |
| 00:25:24 |
No gouging. |
| 00:25:25 |
And um... no non -regulation equipment. |
| 00:25:28 |
Janey, I'm talking to you. |
| 00:25:34 |
OK, into position. |
| 00:25:36 |
VERITY: Come on, girls, let's take them down. |
| 00:25:45 |
CROWD: Ooh! |
| 00:25:47 |
On you go, Matron. |
| 00:25:49 |
Right you are. |
| 00:25:51 |
You do know the rules, dont you? |
| 00:25:53 |
Nope. |
| 00:25:54 |
Oh. |
| 00:25:57 |
(Blows whistle frantically) |
| 00:26:03 |
- Good shot! |
| 00:26:07 |
Yes! |
| 00:26:11 |
(Snores) |
| 00:27:23 |
- Barbed wire? |
| 00:27:24 |
- Crowbar? |
| 00:27:26 |
- Wheel clamp. |
| 00:27:27 |
- Follow the tools girls |
| 00:27:29 |
Hurry up slow coach |
| 00:27:36 |
- He didnt? |
| 00:27:39 |
It was just so disgusting. (Giggles) |
| 00:27:42 |
It was still quite funny. |
| 00:27:44 |
But then I said to him, "You didnt?" |
| 00:27:47 |
And he said, "I did." |
| 00:27:50 |
- He didnt? |
| 00:27:58 |
(Phone rings) |
| 00:28:01 |
Posh Totty. |
| 00:28:03 |
Hello, big boy. |
| 00:28:06 |
Shoo, shoo, shoo. Shoo. |
| 00:28:11 |
I'm wearing my school uniform, silly. |
| 00:28:15 |
Although, I'm about to get changed |
| 00:28:20 |
I did really well in my last oral |
| 00:28:22 |
Although I did find it a bit of a mouthful at first |
| 00:28:26 |
But Miss says if I practise as often as I can |
| 00:28:30 |
I could become Head Girl. |
| 00:28:34 |
(Chanting) |
| 00:28:35 |
We're onto you, so watch your backs! |
| 00:28:37 |
Feel the fear. We're maniacs! |
| 00:28:39 |
St Trinians! |
| 00:28:42 |
M-A-N -l-A-C. St Trinians! |
| 00:28:45 |
Look out. |
| 00:28:48 |
(Cheering) |
| 00:28:51 |
# NOISETTES: Dont Give Up |
| 00:28:53 |
# If I tried to tell you to do what for? |
| 00:28:57 |
# Cant you see life's knocking right at your door |
| 00:29:00 |
# I just dont know for sure |
| 00:29:05 |
(Whistle blows) |
| 00:29:08 |
# Dont give up, dont give up |
| 00:29:10 |
# Dont give up, dont give up |
| 00:29:12 |
# Dont give up, dont give up |
| 00:29:14 |
# Dont give up, dont give up! |
| 00:29:17 |
(Jeering) |
| 00:29:20 |
(Booing) |
| 00:29:25 |
Does anybody have any smelling salts? |
| 00:29:27 |
No, but I've got poppers. |
| 00:29:29 |
Go, girlie! Go, girlie! |
| 00:29:33 |
# Cant you see life's knocking right at your door |
| 00:29:38 |
- (Booing) |
| 00:29:42 |
# What if I tried to tell you to do what for |
| 00:29:43 |
# Dont give up, dont give up |
| 00:29:46 |
# Dont give up, dont give up |
| 00:29:48 |
# Dont give up, dont give up |
| 00:29:50 |
# Dont give up, dont give up! |
| 00:29:58 |
Girlie, girlie, girlie! Ha-ha! |
| 00:30:02 |
I know its very hard Charles |
| 00:30:04 |
and most of the girls hate it |
| 00:30:06 |
but I really like Greek |
| 00:30:12 |
Charles? Charles? |
| 00:30:15 |
Are you there? |
| 00:30:18 |
(Phone rings) |
| 00:30:21 |
What's that? |
| 00:30:23 |
Is that yours? |
| 00:30:35 |
You wouldnt know the way to |
| 00:30:37 |
Wargh! |
| 00:30:47 |
Short corner to St Trinians. |
| 00:30:58 |
(Whistle) |
| 00:30:59 |
Go! |
| 00:31:02 |
(Snarls) |
| 00:31:04 |
You're dead. |
| 00:31:14 |
Yes! |
| 00:31:15 |
# Are teenage dreams so hard to beat? |
| 00:31:19 |
# Every time he walks down the street |
| 00:31:22 |
# Another boy in my neighbourhood |
| 00:31:26 |
# Wish he was mine, he looks so good |
| 00:31:29 |
# I want to hold him, want to hold him tight |
| 00:31:32 |
# I get teenage kicks right through the night |
| 00:31:35 |
Geoffrey, where on earth have you been? |
| 00:31:38 |
You're running quite an exotic |
| 00:31:41 |
- What a lovely thing to say. |
| 00:31:44 |
(Muffled cries) |
| 00:31:46 |
I quite agree. The best team did win. |
| 00:31:48 |
I suppose the lesson is, |
| 00:31:51 |
We do play a little rough. |
| 00:31:53 |
We can all play rough, Camilla. |
| 00:31:55 |
Maybe we'll be seeing a little more |
| 00:31:58 |
I'll make sure of it. |
| 00:32:03 |
# I want to hold him, want to hold him tight |
| 00:32:05 |
# Get teenage kicks right through the night |
| 00:32:08 |
# All right! |
| 00:32:26 |
(Snoring) |
| 00:32:51 |
Ah! |
| 00:32:58 |
(Whispers) Beverly. Beverly. |
| 00:33:00 |
(Mouths) |
| 00:33:03 |
(Clattering) |
| 00:33:07 |
Beverly, would you like to offer |
| 00:33:10 |
Sorry, how rude of me. |
| 00:33:14 |
I'm... I'm afraid after last night |
| 00:33:17 |
- Tea, Beverly. |
| 00:33:20 |
Yeah, sorry. Tea, tea, tea... |
| 00:33:23 |
We're not here to drink tea, Miss Fritton. |
| 00:33:26 |
You owe the bank over £500,000. |
| 00:33:29 |
Arent you lucky? |
| 00:33:34 |
Because of your decision to ignore |
| 00:33:37 |
I am forced to serve you with this |
| 00:33:43 |
Final demand? How can there be |
| 00:33:46 |
Which is the final, final demand? |
| 00:33:49 |
I cant believe you havent told me about this. |
| 00:33:51 |
Well, actually, I did try to tell you. |
| 00:33:54 |
Not now, Bursar. Beverly, where's that tea? |
| 00:33:56 |
You cant just pull the plug on us, |
| 00:34:01 |
This is an institution of learning, sir, |
| 00:34:05 |
I dont answer to you, I answer to my girls. |
| 00:34:07 |
Girls who find shelter in no other schools. |
| 00:34:09 |
A bunch of delinquents |
| 00:34:14 |
One mans terrorist |
| 00:34:20 |
...Bank Manager. |
| 00:34:21 |
You have four weeks to repay |
| 00:34:26 |
or this school... |
| 00:34:28 |
is declared officially bankrupt. |
| 00:34:36 |
Tea. |
| 00:34:37 |
# Uh-oh, we're in trouble |
| 00:34:40 |
# Something's come along |
| 00:34:43 |
Houston, we have a problem. |
| 00:34:47 |
# Gotta make a dash |
| 00:35:04 |
# The party was great, yeah |
| 00:35:06 |
# We were really thrilled |
| 00:35:07 |
# But the bank man came |
| 00:35:11 |
# We got some style but we got no money |
| 00:35:14 |
# Now the joke's on us... |
| 00:35:16 |
- (Shouting) |
| 00:35:20 |
(Piercing whistle) |
| 00:35:22 |
(Silence) |
| 00:35:24 |
St Trinians is closing down. |
| 00:35:29 |
(Cheering) |
| 00:35:34 |
We're facing the biggest crisis of our lives |
| 00:35:40 |
If this place closes down, |
| 00:35:43 |
and by that I mean normal schools. |
| 00:35:47 |
(Silence) |
| 00:35:49 |
# Uh-oh, we're in trouble |
| 00:35:52 |
# We're deep in doo-doo |
| 00:35:57 |
Thank you, Matron. |
| 00:35:59 |
Mm... Oh... |
| 00:36:04 |
A dark cloud hangs over the school, Beverly. |
| 00:36:06 |
I know all about that one, Miss Fritton. |
| 00:36:08 |
Sits on top of me every Monday |
| 00:36:12 |
Do you know what you've got to do? |
| 00:36:14 |
You gotta get your serotonin levels |
| 00:36:18 |
Red ones bring you up |
| 00:36:21 |
I believe in a healthy balance. |
| 00:36:24 |
Thank you. |
| 00:36:26 |
Mm. Delicious. |
| 00:36:37 |
- Oh, darling! |
| 00:36:40 |
- What? |
| 00:36:42 |
No, we'll... talk later, darling. Milla. |
| 00:36:54 |
Oi. |
| 00:36:58 |
You might wanna see this. |
| 00:37:01 |
A boutique hotel? |
| 00:37:05 |
The bank's school, Camilla. |
| 00:37:08 |
you will have lost everything - |
| 00:37:15 |
The good news is Ive a pal property |
| 00:37:17 |
Oh Milla do listen |
| 00:37:19 |
I think Ive come up with a solution |
| 00:37:23 |
If we move fast, sell the place now, |
| 00:37:26 |
we can repay the debt and er... split the profits. |
| 00:37:31 |
Looks like your old mans |
| 00:37:34 |
No. Daddy wouldnt do anything like that. |
| 00:37:36 |
What about the girls? |
| 00:37:38 |
What would happen to my dear girls? |
| 00:37:41 |
You can stop the Miss Jean Brodie act, |
| 00:37:45 |
- What about Annabelle? |
| 00:37:49 |
A bit of a drip if you ask me |
| 00:37:52 |
I sometimes wonder if she's actually mine |
| 00:37:55 |
Still a daddy's girl, eh? |
| 00:37:57 |
Youre wrong about her Carnaby |
| 00:37:59 |
In there there's a Fritton |
| 00:38:01 |
She's got the true family stripe |
| 00:38:05 |
- You snake in the grass |
| 00:38:08 |
This dump is history |
| 00:38:10 |
(Growls) |
| 00:38:11 |
- Oh |
| 00:38:13 |
It's no use relying on the grown -ups. |
| 00:38:16 |
We need to sort this out ourselves. |
| 00:38:25 |
Now, the subject of today's lesson is crime. |
| 00:38:29 |
Yeah? All right? You're liking me now. |
| 00:38:32 |
So for every need there is a misdeed |
| 00:38:35 |
And what our need is, |
| 00:38:37 |
is to get our hands on half a bar. |
| 00:38:40 |
That's half a million pounds for you little ladies |
| 00:38:42 |
- Any ideas? Who's got an idea? |
| 00:38:45 |
Anyone? Yes? |
| 00:38:46 |
Shut up! You! |
| 00:38:48 |
- What about extortion? |
| 00:38:52 |
Yes. |
| 00:38:53 |
Brilliant Extortion |
| 00:38:56 |
Now, I know a lot of people think |
| 00:38:59 |
is a bit old hat, but it's a classic, |
| 00:39:04 |
Good work Now who else has got any ideas? |
| 00:39:07 |
- Go on, Celia. |
| 00:39:09 |
Confidence trickery. Excellent! |
| 00:39:11 |
- Credit card fraud. |
| 00:39:14 |
- Kidnapping, Flash. |
| 00:39:16 |
That is more like it. Kid... napping! |
| 00:39:20 |
So, we take a rich mans wife... |
| 00:39:23 |
- Excellent. |
| 00:39:25 |
and then send it to him special delivery. |
| 00:39:29 |
And then... we just keep chopping... |
| 00:39:34 |
...bits of her off... |
| 00:39:36 |
...until he pays the ransom. |
| 00:39:38 |
(Giggling) |
| 00:39:41 |
You shouldnt be laughing at that. |
| 00:39:44 |
You should see a counsellor. |
| 00:39:53 |
(Soft creak) |
| 00:40:03 |
I didnt know you painted, Auntie. |
| 00:40:06 |
Miss. |
| 00:40:08 |
Just having a little bit of "me" time. |
| 00:40:12 |
Once upon a time |
| 00:40:15 |
It's jolly good. Did you sell many paintings? |
| 00:40:19 |
Not under my own name. |
| 00:40:23 |
I took it up when I was recovering |
| 00:40:27 |
We Fritton women are made of sturdy stuff |
| 00:40:30 |
but we do need an emotional outlet, |
| 00:40:33 |
Hit me. Come on, girlie, hit me! |
| 00:40:35 |
Come on, come on. |
| 00:40:37 |
- Come on, girlie, girlie! |
| 00:40:39 |
You can. Let out your frustrations. |
| 00:40:41 |
Inhale your anger |
| 00:40:44 |
Go on. |
| 00:40:47 |
I see. |
| 00:40:48 |
Turn your mind to something or someone |
| 00:40:54 |
A snake in the grass |
| 00:40:57 |
as easily as he betrays his word. |
| 00:41:00 |
An unconscionable shit. |
| 00:41:03 |
(Roars) |
| 00:41:13 |
Oh... |
| 00:41:16 |
Welcome to the fold, girlie. |
| 00:41:21 |
Help your old auntie up. |
| 00:41:24 |
- Rah! |
| 00:41:25 |
(Chuckles) Oh, poor girl. |
| 00:41:29 |
Come on, ladies, we need to think big. |
| 00:41:32 |
(AII call out) |
| 00:41:35 |
You gotta search |
| 00:41:40 |
BOTH: Theft. |
| 00:41:41 |
Theft. Finally. Now you're talking. |
| 00:41:45 |
Excellent Theft |
| 00:41:46 |
- Good work. |
| 00:41:48 |
Bank of England too big. |
| 00:41:50 |
- Woolworths. |
| 00:41:52 |
Come on, think about it. I'm telling you... |
| 00:41:55 |
If you dont use your noggins, |
| 00:42:00 |
I see erm... Yes... Kelly. |
| 00:42:03 |
What about that? |
| 00:42:07 |
(Gasps) |
| 00:42:08 |
(In unison) Oh, my God! |
| 00:42:10 |
You want to steal Scarlett Johansson? |
| 00:42:13 |
You are so blonde, Chelsea. |
| 00:42:15 |
That is one of the most |
| 00:42:20 |
And it is here now. |
| 00:42:22 |
We steal it and then we fence it. |
| 00:42:27 |
You'd be able to flog it for us, Flash, |
| 00:42:32 |
Well, erm... |
| 00:42:36 |
It's probably a bit out of my league, Kel. |
| 00:42:40 |
Number 7. |
| 00:42:45 |
The Heist. |
| 00:42:49 |
Girls, it's time we organised a school trip. |
| 00:43:01 |
Girls, please. Remember we have |
| 00:43:06 |
(Screaming) |
| 00:44:04 |
Oi. |
| 00:44:07 |
Bingo. |
| 00:44:11 |
Wow. |
| 00:44:13 |
You can so see why |
| 00:44:16 |
Yeah, but you could spruce it up with |
| 00:44:22 |
I'm thinking, lose the earrings |
| 00:44:30 |
Ciao-ciao. |
| 00:44:31 |
- So? |
| 00:44:33 |
They've got 28 CCTV cameras |
| 00:44:36 |
Four shifts of 12 armed guards |
| 00:44:41 |
Pressure alarms, invisible random lasers, |
| 00:44:43 |
and hydraulically-operated |
| 00:44:45 |
Golly! |
| 00:44:47 |
- So? |
| 00:44:49 |
- That's a no? |
| 00:44:52 |
Yeah, yeah, but the real problem is, |
| 00:44:58 |
We need some kind of cover |
| 00:45:01 |
Any bright ideas? |
| 00:45:07 |
So, are we good? |
| 00:45:09 |
It's such a pity none of you want to give |
| 00:45:13 |
It would be so much fun. |
| 00:45:16 |
I only mention it because |
| 00:45:19 |
KELLY: What did you say? |
| 00:45:24 |
In the Grand Hall. |
| 00:45:29 |
The location: Trafalgar Square. |
| 00:45:33 |
The target: National Gallery. |
| 00:45:36 |
This is where our trailer base is. |
| 00:45:38 |
- And the distance? |
| 00:45:41 |
OK, let's get animated. |
| 00:45:47 |
So here we are - |
| 00:45:50 |
And Big Brother will definitely be watching us |
| 00:45:52 |
with a surveillance camera on every wall |
| 00:45:54 |
and security guards at every turn |
| 00:45:57 |
So we use the trailer as cover |
| 00:46:00 |
(Girls groan) |
| 00:46:03 |
- Nasty. |
| 00:46:07 |
- Ha-ha! Taylor. |
| 00:46:09 |
- (Laughter) |
| 00:46:11 |
I dont know what you're looking |
| 00:46:14 |
- You're coming as well. |
| 00:46:16 |
Me and the Corpse Bride? I dont think so. |
| 00:46:18 |
Drop the attitude, Taylor. |
| 00:46:20 |
- Polly |
| 00:46:22 |
When you get in the sewers, |
| 00:46:30 |
- Eugh! |
| 00:46:31 |
(Laughs) |
| 00:46:34 |
(Mouse squeaks) |
| 00:46:39 |
We have double chemistry tomorrow. |
| 00:46:41 |
BOTH: We'll start on the explosives. |
| 00:46:44 |
Once inside, you'll make your way |
| 00:46:47 |
which overlooks the Grand Hall. |
| 00:46:48 |
Then you take the zip wire over the audience, |
| 00:46:51 |
while the show is being recorded. |
| 00:46:56 |
It's like 10 metres high. |
| 00:46:59 |
113 actually |
| 00:47:01 |
So after we've got through the rank sewers, |
| 00:47:05 |
And then we've done a live wire act |
| 00:47:09 |
I suppose you want us to swim |
| 00:47:12 |
- climb a mountain... |
| 00:47:14 |
No. You just have to get through these. |
| 00:47:21 |
Invisible random lasers |
| 00:47:23 |
with pressure alarms that trigger |
| 00:47:31 |
All sounds frightfully exciting, doesnt it? |
| 00:47:33 |
As for the explosives, girls, |
| 00:47:35 |
I'd go for RD X rather than Trinitrotoluene. |
| 00:47:37 |
There's nothing worse than rogue C-4. |
| 00:47:40 |
BOTH: Yes, Miss. |
| 00:47:41 |
But all this will be a complete waste of time |
| 00:47:45 |
Oh, God, yeah. |
| 00:47:46 |
So, girls... how do you plan to get us there? |
| 00:47:53 |
That's not a problem. |
| 00:47:55 |
Get yourself on camera |
| 00:47:58 |
One day you're on School Challenge, |
| 00:48:01 |
Soon you've married a footballer |
| 00:48:04 |
But easy, now, girls, |
| 00:48:10 |
blink... and it's back to obscurity. |
| 00:48:13 |
KELLY: Oi, girls. Jog on. |
| 00:48:17 |
- So who... |
| 00:48:20 |
Our last Head Girl, now turned PR guru. |
| 00:48:23 |
People want soap opera. |
| 00:48:25 |
They want to know how to get your look. |
| 00:48:29 |
They want to know all about your broken hearts |
| 00:48:31 |
and your fashion disasters. |
| 00:48:34 |
But keep them talking, that's the game. |
| 00:48:36 |
That's genius. |
| 00:48:40 |
Then why isnt everybody famous? |
| 00:48:43 |
Because they dont have me. |
| 00:48:47 |
You need to play an angle. |
| 00:48:49 |
Look at Liz Hurley. |
| 00:48:52 |
An acting career, her own clothing line |
| 00:48:54 |
and a 15-page wedding in Hello! magazine. |
| 00:48:56 |
Now that's genius. |
| 00:49:00 |
OK, so here's a little tip I learned from Paris. |
| 00:49:03 |
- Hilton? |
| 00:49:08 |
Put on a pair of YSL's and the whole world |
| 00:49:13 |
(Giggling) |
| 00:49:17 |
(Cheering) |
| 00:49:24 |
You are welcome to join us |
| 00:49:27 |
to find the brightest of sparks, |
| 00:49:30 |
the very pluperfect of pupils |
| 00:49:32 |
in this year's battle to find |
| 00:49:41 |
On my right in the red corner |
| 00:49:45 |
And on my left in the blue corner |
| 00:49:50 |
- from St Trinians! |
| 00:49:54 |
What term is applied to a restraint |
| 00:49:58 |
as a result of governmental taxation policy |
| 00:50:00 |
whereby a rise in inflation |
| 00:50:03 |
of wage earners' income to be paid in tax? |
| 00:50:07 |
(Ping) |
| 00:50:08 |
Chelsea, St Trinians. |
| 00:50:10 |
Fiscal drag. |
| 00:50:12 |
Fiscal drag is the right answer. |
| 00:50:14 |
- (Cheering) |
| 00:50:17 |
- Which Roman poet... |
| 00:50:20 |
Peaches, St Trinians. |
| 00:50:22 |
Ovid. |
| 00:50:24 |
Ovid is the answer I have on the card. |
| 00:50:26 |
(Cheering) |
| 00:50:27 |
- Who wrote... |
| 00:50:29 |
Charles Dickens. |
| 00:50:31 |
...is the right answer. Well, I'm sorry, Ampleforth, |
| 00:50:34 |
you're up against a team |
| 00:50:38 |
Quickly. |
| 00:50:46 |
- Which Tchaikovsky overture |
| 00:50:49 |
1812. |
| 00:50:50 |
Is the correct answer. |
| 00:50:52 |
(Bell) |
| 00:50:54 |
with the scores standing at |
| 00:50:57 |
...which means, I'm sorry to say, |
| 00:50:59 |
we have to bid farewell to you. |
| 00:51:01 |
ALL: Loser! Loser! |
| 00:51:04 |
Loser! |
| 00:51:06 |
So... |
| 00:51:09 |
how are we going to beat Bedales? |
| 00:51:13 |
CELIA: Magic |
| 00:51:16 |
The kind you get in mushrooms. |
| 00:51:21 |
- Hi |
| 00:51:23 |
Anyone for camomile tea? |
| 00:51:25 |
- Yes. |
| 00:51:32 |
In which Shakespeare play would you |
| 00:51:37 |
"Exit, pursued by a bear"? |
| 00:51:40 |
(Buzzer) |
| 00:51:42 |
Yes. Chas. Bedales. |
| 00:51:44 |
- Was it Winnie the Pooh? |
| 00:51:48 |
(Continuous buzzing) |
| 00:51:49 |
Caspar... |
| 00:51:52 |
- Are you buzzing, Caspar? |
| 00:51:56 |
You've had your chance |
| 00:51:57 |
You've buzzed... What are you doing? |
| 00:52:00 |
What are you doing? Chas! I'm being touched. |
| 00:52:02 |
Derek, I'm being touched. Derek! |
| 00:52:06 |
(Ping) |
| 00:52:08 |
Sure, just sign the deal |
| 00:52:12 |
- Apple |
| 00:52:14 |
(Cheering) |
| 00:52:15 |
Know-it - all nymphets from St Trinians |
| 00:52:20 |
Oh, come on, Eton. |
| 00:52:23 |
No, it's gone. |
| 00:52:25 |
(Bell) |
| 00:52:26 |
And so has the bell! |
| 00:52:28 |
And er... on that note, I'm afraid we leave Eton... |
| 00:52:32 |
(Thud) |
| 00:52:33 |
...and congratulate our glorious |
| 00:52:38 |
who will go on next week |
| 00:52:39 |
to the grand final to meet |
| 00:52:42 |
It is of course St Trinians |
| 00:52:43 |
(Cheering and chanting) |
| 00:52:51 |
Are we going to close down St Trinians? |
| 00:52:55 |
THWAITES: No they're more use to us alive |
| 00:52:58 |
You see, as things stand, |
| 00:53:02 |
They're a beacon of ill-discipline |
| 00:53:05 |
I'm going to make an example of them. |
| 00:53:08 |
They will conform. |
| 00:53:11 |
It's time the world saw |
| 00:53:13 |
Show them the problem... then fix it. |
| 00:53:17 |
The press pack is panting, Peter. |
| 00:53:20 |
It's time we let them loose. |
| 00:53:43 |
Hang on. |
| 00:53:45 |
You want me, a man of my calibre... |
| 00:53:48 |
...just to... bowl into some gallery in London, |
| 00:53:52 |
waltz up to your old man |
| 00:53:54 |
and offer to flog him a Vermeer for half a bar? |
| 00:53:56 |
It wont be you. It will be this guy. |
| 00:53:59 |
Gerhard Von Strubel, |
| 00:54:05 |
You want me to pretend to be some... |
| 00:54:07 |
art bloke? |
| 00:54:09 |
They've never met, |
| 00:54:10 |
but my father would do anything |
| 00:54:13 |
No, I'm sorry, I dont fancy it. No. |
| 00:54:15 |
KELLY: What's wrong? |
| 00:54:17 |
Not up to it, Flash? |
| 00:54:19 |
I told you, Annabelle. |
| 00:54:21 |
Hold on, hold on. |
| 00:54:23 |
Come on, give us a look at it. |
| 00:54:26 |
So, erm... |
| 00:54:28 |
What's he like, then, this von Strubel mug? |
| 00:54:32 |
- He's a count. |
| 00:54:35 |
No, he's posh. I can do posh, look. |
| 00:54:38 |
Oh, la-di-dah! Shall we go hunting? |
| 00:54:41 |
But can you do German? |
| 00:54:43 |
Yeah, of course I can. Ah, mon freuer... |
| 00:54:46 |
Strindberg Wiederkind Jürgen Klinsmann |
| 00:54:48 |
It'll be all right on the night. |
| 00:54:52 |
What's he erm... What's he look like? |
| 00:54:55 |
Well, all I've heard is that he's successful... |
| 00:54:58 |
erudite and handsome. |
| 00:55:02 |
Oh, I almost forgot. He's also very, very gay. |
| 00:55:05 |
(Chokes) |
| 00:55:07 |
(Whistle) |
| 00:55:10 |
Scramble! Black Eagle, one o'clock! |
| 00:55:22 |
Ready to make the front pages, Minister? |
| 00:55:25 |
Peter, the only things |
| 00:55:27 |
are mayhem, misery and disaster. |
| 00:55:30 |
So we'll be fine. |
| 00:55:34 |
Thank you for coming, gentlemen, ladies. |
| 00:55:36 |
What you're about to witness |
| 00:55:39 |
of 15 years of political indifference. |
| 00:55:43 |
Schools like this one are weeds. |
| 00:55:45 |
Long neglected, they've been |
| 00:55:48 |
- And you're the weedkiller, Minister? |
| 00:55:51 |
Code Red! |
| 00:55:53 |
Code Red! |
| 00:55:58 |
People have often criticised my methods. |
| 00:56:01 |
They say I'm too aggressive, |
| 00:56:05 |
But what I'm about to show you... |
| 00:56:08 |
...is the appalling alternative. |
| 00:56:10 |
It looks rather pleasant, if you ask me. |
| 00:56:18 |
You were only supposed |
| 00:56:24 |
Minister! Minister? |
| 00:56:27 |
Code Red! |
| 00:56:33 |
Morning. |
| 00:56:36 |
Er... are you lot from Inland Revenue? |
| 00:56:39 |
No. |
| 00:56:41 |
Phew! |
| 00:56:43 |
Quickly, quickly. |
| 00:56:48 |
Ready? |
| 00:57:14 |
...when the sixth hour was come, |
| 00:57:19 |
How can I help you? |
| 00:57:26 |
And some of them stood by |
| 00:57:32 |
They're bound to slip up sooner or later. |
| 00:57:35 |
(Clattering) |
| 00:57:44 |
Christ! He's coming this way! |
| 00:57:48 |
We're never gonna make it! |
| 00:57:58 |
Who are you? |
| 00:58:01 |
I know your daughter. |
| 00:58:02 |
You're friends with Verity? |
| 00:58:04 |
I was at Cheltenham with her. |
| 00:58:07 |
She was the school bully |
| 00:58:10 |
DENISE: Really? |
| 00:58:12 |
So Minister your daughter was the school bully |
| 00:58:17 |
And what's it like being at St Trinians? |
| 00:58:19 |
Oh, it's like... |
| 00:58:22 |
one big, happy... |
| 00:58:27 |
A bastard profanes the English throne |
| 00:58:30 |
The generous Britons are cheated by a juggler. |
| 00:58:33 |
Geoffrey What a surprise! |
| 00:58:40 |
What's going on, Miss Fritton? |
| 00:58:42 |
The girls are hard at work, |
| 00:58:44 |
and their headmistress |
| 00:58:47 |
Dont you think I make a remarkable queen? |
| 00:58:49 |
You're up to something, |
| 00:58:52 |
I will expose you. |
| 00:58:54 |
Well, you'll have to at least |
| 00:58:56 |
Oh, Geoffrey. |
| 00:59:00 |
Oh, not again. |
| 00:59:02 |
(Snarls) |
| 00:59:07 |
Aar-rooo! |
| 00:59:15 |
Not quite the headline we had in mind, Minister. |
| 00:59:23 |
(Suppressed giggling) |
| 00:59:48 |
(Screams) |
| 00:59:56 |
(Snarls) |
| 01:00:01 |
You've had this coming |
| 01:00:05 |
What are you going to do to me? |
| 01:00:12 |
Give you a makeover, silly. |
| 01:00:14 |
# SUGABABES: |
| 01:00:28 |
# She likes to dress |
| 01:00:35 |
# She struts around |
| 01:00:42 |
# It's clear that she enjoys teasing all the boys |
| 01:00:46 |
# They always say |
| 01:00:49 |
# Because she's got it |
| 01:00:52 |
# She's got it right down |
| 01:00:55 |
# And all the guys say |
| 01:00:57 |
# I need three spoons of sugar |
| 01:01:00 |
# To get over you |
| 01:01:03 |
# I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy |
| 01:01:07 |
# I cant get over you |
| 01:01:11 |
# Gimme something in my coffee |
| 01:01:13 |
# Gimme thrills, take my money |
| 01:01:15 |
# Cant get over you |
| 01:01:17 |
So... how do you feel? |
| 01:01:21 |
Like a St Trinian. |
| 01:01:22 |
# I need three spoons of sugar |
| 01:01:26 |
# To get over you |
| 01:01:29 |
# Gimme something in my coffee |
| 01:01:31 |
# Gimme thrills, take my money |
| 01:01:33 |
# Cant get over you |
| 01:01:36 |
# I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy |
| 01:01:40 |
# I cant get over you |
| 01:01:48 |
Ah, Lavinia. |
| 01:01:49 |
Are you tempted by our caped crusader? |
| 01:01:52 |
(Chuckles) |
| 01:01:55 |
(German accent) |
| 01:01:58 |
is not only the handsomest face in this room |
| 01:02:01 |
but also the very face I came here to talk to? |
| 01:02:04 |
It must be fate. |
| 01:02:06 |
You are? |
| 01:02:07 |
German. |
| 01:02:08 |
Whereabouts in Germany? |
| 01:02:11 |
Bayern Munich. |
| 01:02:13 |
That's a football team. |
| 01:02:16 |
Yes... and I am their number one fan. |
| 01:02:19 |
Please, dont go. I didnt mean to offend you. |
| 01:02:22 |
It's just... I get very lonely being German. |
| 01:02:26 |
And a bigwig in the art world. |
| 01:02:29 |
- I imagine. |
| 01:02:31 |
- Would you... |
| 01:02:33 |
Whoopsie-daisy! Gerhard, Gerhard, Gerhard! |
| 01:02:36 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:02:39 |
You're not Count Gerhard von... |
| 01:02:42 |
Sshh, please! |
| 01:02:44 |
I'm trying to keep a low profile. |
| 01:02:48 |
One of the great masterpieces has just |
| 01:02:59 |
Which masterpiece are you talking about? |
| 01:03:01 |
Well, it's actually rather a big deal. |
| 01:03:03 |
A little out of your league, perhaps. |
| 01:03:06 |
Perhaps it's something you'd er... |
| 01:03:08 |
prefer to discuss over dinner. |
| 01:03:11 |
What? |
| 01:03:12 |
Well, you said how... Lonely you are. |
| 01:03:15 |
We could er... spend some time together. |
| 01:03:19 |
A nice candlelit dinner, |
| 01:03:21 |
a stroll along the beach... |
| 01:03:24 |
...just the two of us... |
| 01:03:27 |
...barefoot in the surf. |
| 01:03:31 |
And then... |
| 01:03:33 |
...back to my place. |
| 01:03:39 |
Or I could just... tell you now. |
| 01:03:42 |
- Oh, yes, OK. |
| 01:03:46 |
The masterpiece is the... |
| 01:03:47 |
The Girl With The Pearl Earring. |
| 01:03:52 |
Really? |
| 01:04:00 |
(Sombre music) |
| 01:04:47 |
The ultimate price was paid by one... |
| 01:04:49 |
...who laid down his life... |
| 01:04:51 |
for his sisters and his school. |
| 01:04:56 |
No greater love hath any dog... |
| 01:05:00 |
...than this. |
| 01:05:10 |
(Sniffs) I'm sorry. |
| 01:05:12 |
This one's for Mr Darcy! |
| 01:05:14 |
(Cheering) |
| 01:05:16 |
# GIRLS ALOUD: |
| 01:05:21 |
# Hey, yeah, yeah |
| 01:05:24 |
# Dont you know I saved a spot for you? |
| 01:05:28 |
# And l-l-I |
| 01:05:31 |
# I wanna introduce you to my crew |
| 01:05:34 |
# So what do you say? |
| 01:05:36 |
# Am I gonna get my way? |
| 01:05:40 |
# I dont need your permission |
| 01:05:42 |
# You're uptight and it dont look right |
| 01:05:47 |
# You've gotta share my vision |
| 01:05:50 |
# On my way |
| 01:05:53 |
# To satisfaction |
| 01:05:57 |
# How I love |
| 01:06:00 |
# Your reaction |
| 01:06:04 |
# On my way |
| 01:06:07 |
# To satisfaction |
| 01:06:10 |
# How I love |
| 01:06:12 |
# Yeah |
| 01:06:14 |
# Your reaction |
| 01:06:24 |
Minister? |
| 01:06:26 |
This school you very publicly condemned |
| 01:06:30 |
A little embarrassing for your department |
| 01:06:33 |
No, Denise, I wouldnt. |
| 01:06:35 |
I'm here in a private capacity |
| 01:06:39 |
No more photos now, please, gentlemen. |
| 01:06:41 |
REPORTER: One question. |
| 01:06:48 |
Excuse, can I just... |
| 01:06:49 |
I'm sorry, you cant go in there. |
| 01:06:51 |
What? But I... |
| 01:06:53 |
The team's going through |
| 01:06:56 |
(Power tool whirring) |
| 01:07:17 |
Eurgh! |
| 01:07:22 |
OK. Picture's up. |
| 01:07:27 |
Tania, what are you doing? |
| 01:07:29 |
You're 10. |
| 01:07:31 |
And you're carrying high explosives. |
| 01:07:33 |
It's not what you think, Kell. |
| 01:07:35 |
It's for the smell. |
| 01:07:37 |
We saw it on CSI. |
| 01:07:39 |
Oh. |
| 01:07:44 |
Good luck, girls. |
| 01:08:01 |
(Cheering and applause) |
| 01:08:03 |
(Theme tune intro) |
| 01:08:06 |
- Annabelle? |
| 01:08:14 |
Hello and welcome to no less an institution |
| 01:08:19 |
in London itself |
| 01:08:21 |
where we're proud to welcome you to |
| 01:08:26 |
(Whooping) |
| 01:08:29 |
OK. Now. |
| 01:08:32 |
(Dull thud) |
| 01:08:41 |
Girls? Girls, hello. |
| 01:08:50 |
What's happened? |
| 01:08:52 |
Come in, come in. Speak to me. |
| 01:08:55 |
- (Groaning) |
| 01:09:05 |
BOTH: That was wicked. |
| 01:09:08 |
OK, girls, let's rock'n 'roll. |
| 01:09:13 |
I love what you've done with the place |
| 01:09:15 |
There's no time for this. Concentrate. |
| 01:09:31 |
Who was burned at the stake for |
| 01:09:36 |
(Buzzer) |
| 01:09:39 |
Joan of Arc. |
| 01:09:41 |
Joe Nafark. |
| 01:09:44 |
Joan of Arc is the right answer. |
| 01:09:50 |
Plenty of time yet ladies from Cheltenham |
| 01:10:04 |
OK, it looks like you're clear. |
| 01:10:16 |
(Door slams) |
| 01:10:21 |
What's happening? |
| 01:10:25 |
Speak to me. |
| 01:10:36 |
(Crying) |
| 01:10:39 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:10:43 |
We got stuck in the toilet. |
| 01:10:46 |
We thought our mummy |
| 01:10:50 |
We were scared. |
| 01:10:52 |
You're safe now. Come on. |
| 01:10:55 |
Come on. |
| 01:11:02 |
Which Latin phrase defines |
| 01:11:07 |
which is the means by which |
| 01:11:10 |
from unlawful imprisonment? |
| 01:11:14 |
Yes! Chelsea, St Trinians. |
| 01:11:17 |
Is it... um... |
| 01:11:22 |
I think it might possibly be... |
| 01:11:28 |
Um... |
| 01:11:31 |
Habeas corpus. |
| 01:11:32 |
Habeas corpus is the right answer. |
| 01:11:36 |
(Cheering and whooping) |
| 01:11:39 |
A great English novel, published in 1813, |
| 01:11:42 |
was originally said to be entitled |
| 01:11:46 |
Its better known by another title |
| 01:11:54 |
(Buzzer) |
| 01:11:56 |
- Pride and |
| 01:12:00 |
Ow! |
| 01:12:02 |
That was more painful than a Brazilian wax. |
| 01:12:05 |
Brazilian wax? Is that your answer? |
| 01:12:08 |
- No! No, um... |
| 01:12:13 |
(Questions continue below) |
| 01:12:36 |
We need more cover. |
| 01:12:38 |
Medusa. |
| 01:12:40 |
Medusa is the right answer. Well done. |
| 01:12:42 |
Jolly good! |
| 01:12:45 |
(Whooping and cheering) |
| 01:12:54 |
I'm not sure why you're cheering |
| 01:12:57 |
Your school is not doing too well at the moment. |
| 01:13:38 |
- Go on. |
| 01:13:42 |
Get out of the way, Morticia. |
| 01:13:45 |
I'm scared of heights. |
| 01:13:57 |
OK. I'm coming. |
| 01:14:03 |
No. One at a time. |
| 01:14:09 |
Go back. |
| 01:14:13 |
Come on. Quick. |
| 01:14:24 |
Now maths How are we on maths girls? |
| 01:14:28 |
What is the volume of a sphere? |
| 01:14:31 |
Yes, Peaches. You got there first. |
| 01:14:34 |
Quite loud. |
| 01:14:38 |
You're barking up the wrong tree there. |
| 01:14:40 |
Not quite what we mean by "volume" |
| 01:14:42 |
Any idea? Jemima yes? |
| 01:14:44 |
- Pi R cubed. |
| 01:14:47 |
- It is Pi R cubed |
| 01:14:50 |
I've always been rather good at figures. |
| 01:14:54 |
Literature Let's see how we do here |
| 01:14:56 |
She made her first appearance |
| 01:15:00 |
L'Assommoir by Emile Zola. |
| 01:15:03 |
Yes. Chelsea, St Trinians. |
| 01:15:06 |
Kylie. |
| 01:15:07 |
- (Laughter) |
| 01:15:10 |
Yes, please, Antonia. |
| 01:15:12 |
That would be Nana. |
| 01:15:14 |
- Nana is the right answer. |
| 01:15:16 |
St Trinians lagging |
| 01:15:21 |
to Cheltenhams 120 |
| 01:15:23 |
We'll take those scores into school break time. |
| 01:15:27 |
Milk and buns for us, |
| 01:15:30 |
See you later. |
| 01:15:33 |
This is not happening. |
| 01:15:37 |
Chelsea! You cant leave! |
| 01:15:42 |
You all right, babes? |
| 01:15:44 |
I just wonder if I'm wasting myself |
| 01:15:49 |
Is this all there is? |
| 01:15:52 |
That'll be your serotonin levels. |
| 01:15:54 |
Here. I've got summat for you. |
| 01:15:57 |
Red ones bring you up, |
| 01:16:01 |
Go for your life. |
| 01:16:03 |
Oh... (Whimpers) |
| 01:16:06 |
Wait Chelsea wait |
| 01:16:08 |
No way. |
| 01:16:11 |
- What's wrong, Chelsea? |
| 01:16:16 |
Earpieces? |
| 01:16:18 |
That's how we were getting the answers. Unnnh! |
| 01:16:21 |
If you walk out now, |
| 01:16:24 |
Every offer we've had |
| 01:16:30 |
No more Big Brother. No more Project Catwalk. |
| 01:16:35 |
No more Celebrity Love Island. |
| 01:16:38 |
You've been cheating. |
| 01:16:40 |
(Sobs) |
| 01:16:44 |
Just one moment, Chelsea Parker. |
| 01:16:48 |
I've been watching you, you little madam... |
| 01:16:52 |
...with your girlish wiles and your... saucy ways. |
| 01:16:56 |
And now, it seems, your criminal cunning. |
| 01:17:01 |
You know what you are, dont you? |
| 01:17:03 |
(Whimpers) |
| 01:17:04 |
A washed-up slapper. |
| 01:17:06 |
- Smart. |
| 01:17:09 |
Smarter than you think. |
| 01:17:11 |
I am? |
| 01:17:13 |
And smart is cool. |
| 01:17:16 |
- It is? |
| 01:17:17 |
And very, very sexy. |
| 01:17:20 |
Really? |
| 01:17:22 |
We're going to be back on in 30 seconds, OK? |
| 01:17:26 |
- Where's Stephen? |
| 01:17:30 |
I know he's here, because... I am he. |
| 01:17:33 |
(Stephen laughs) |
| 01:17:35 |
Oh, my darling lady girls. |
| 01:17:38 |
It's the kind of glorious evening, |
| 01:17:41 |
Its the kind of evening |
| 01:17:43 |
where you want to gather |
| 01:17:46 |
and clutch them to your bosom. |
| 01:17:49 |
Let's get straight down to it. |
| 01:17:51 |
Let's do it and get straight down to it. |
| 01:17:52 |
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it now. |
| 01:17:55 |
Ladies and gentlemen first question |
| 01:17:58 |
It's another fruit. We had a fruit earlier - |
| 01:18:02 |
This question is |
| 01:18:07 |
bears the Latin name ananas comosus? |
| 01:18:12 |
Pawpaw. It's the pawpaw. |
| 01:18:13 |
(Ping) |
| 01:18:14 |
St Trinians Chelsea |
| 01:18:16 |
Pawpaw. Pawpaw! |
| 01:18:21 |
Pawpaw! Pawpaw! Pawpaw! |
| 01:18:24 |
Is it pineapple? |
| 01:18:26 |
No! |
| 01:18:28 |
It is pineapple. |
| 01:18:29 |
- Five points to St Trinians |
| 01:18:31 |
OK. Well done. |
| 01:18:34 |
- (Cheering) |
| 01:18:36 |
but he was watching over you then |
| 01:18:38 |
Congratulations youre back on form |
| 01:18:42 |
So fingers back on buzzers please |
| 01:18:47 |
(Quiz continues in background) |
| 01:18:55 |
- hello? |
| 01:18:57 |
(Applause) |
| 01:19:00 |
Thwaites is onto us. |
| 01:19:03 |
Buggeration! |
| 01:19:04 |
What is the capital of Burkina Faso? |
| 01:19:06 |
(Ping) |
| 01:19:08 |
Chloe |
| 01:19:10 |
Ouagadougou. |
| 01:19:11 |
Ouagadougou is the right answer. |
| 01:19:13 |
- (Cheering) |
| 01:19:16 |
I had a boyfriend from there. |
| 01:19:20 |
Another five points to St Trinians |
| 01:19:25 |
Geoffrey! |
| 01:19:31 |
You know, when I was in the prison system, |
| 01:19:33 |
I encountered some of the country's top felons, |
| 01:19:35 |
but your girls really are in a whole other league. |
| 01:19:39 |
They are the crème de la crème. |
| 01:19:41 |
What did I tell you? |
| 01:19:43 |
Dont tell me. Tell it to the judge. |
| 01:19:46 |
Oh, I've met some hard-boiled men in my time, |
| 01:19:49 |
but... you are 20 minutes. |
| 01:19:52 |
One last drink... for old times' sake? |
| 01:19:56 |
I dont think so. |
| 01:19:59 |
Geoffrey, where did it all go wrong? |
| 01:20:03 |
You and I... |
| 01:20:05 |
Where did it go wrong? |
| 01:20:08 |
Was I... (Sighs)... too fickle, too... fanciful? |
| 01:20:14 |
Too... much for you? |
| 01:20:19 |
Maybe I will have that drink. |
| 01:20:24 |
Down here! |
| 01:20:29 |
Wait for me. |
| 01:20:45 |
Let's dance. |
| 01:20:48 |
# A new dawn waits for us tonight |
| 01:20:55 |
# If you play the cards... |
| 01:21:02 |
# I swear I'll keep in party line |
| 01:21:10 |
# Cross my heart and hope to die |
| 01:21:17 |
# If I lose myself to rhythm |
| 01:21:21 |
# Doesnt mean I lose control |
| 01:21:24 |
# If I cant dance then I dont want |
| 01:21:28 |
# Any part of your revolution |
| 01:21:31 |
# Revolution |
| 01:21:33 |
# Revolution |
| 01:21:36 |
You've put me in a very difficult position, Milla. |
| 01:21:41 |
Whereas on the one hand, |
| 01:21:44 |
to turn you in. On. Over. |
| 01:21:50 |
On the other hand, the second hand. Ticktock. |
| 01:21:57 |
You're so... |
| 01:22:00 |
- So... |
| 01:22:04 |
Fragrant? |
| 01:22:07 |
- Dangerous? |
| 01:22:10 |
I mean, you always have been. |
| 01:22:24 |
Cat's in the bag and the bag's in the river. |
| 01:22:36 |
Everyone, we have lift-off! |
| 01:22:39 |
(Cheering) |
| 01:22:45 |
I'm sorry, Camilla, |
| 01:22:50 |
I'm a hard... |
| 01:22:53 |
What am I? ...liner. |
| 01:22:56 |
I'm a hardliner, |
| 01:23:02 |
Had a dog called Linus once. |
| 01:23:07 |
Linus! |
| 01:23:09 |
Here, boy. |
| 01:23:11 |
GEOFFREY: Linus! Here boy! |
| 01:23:14 |
Linus! |
| 01:23:15 |
I thought the world of that dog. |
| 01:23:18 |
I loved that dog. |
| 01:23:22 |
Camilla. |
| 01:23:25 |
What I'm trying to tell you... |
| 01:23:28 |
...is that you... |
| 01:23:31 |
you remind me of Linus. |
| 01:23:35 |
(Moans) |
| 01:23:37 |
(Thud) |
| 01:23:40 |
Woof, woof. |
| 01:23:42 |
(Camilla humming) |
| 01:23:44 |
(Geoffrey mumbling) |
| 01:23:47 |
Three minutes till the end of the show. |
| 01:23:49 |
You've gotta get back pronto |
| 01:23:56 |
(Gasps) |
| 01:23:58 |
(Quiz continues below) |
| 01:24:01 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:24:02 |
I couldnt stay there on my own. |
| 01:24:16 |
...in Greek mythology, of Hercules... |
| 01:24:18 |
- OK, dont panic. |
| 01:24:25 |
You can do it - youre nearly there |
| 01:24:34 |
(Gasps) |
| 01:24:35 |
And I know now |
| 01:24:39 |
And looking at the scores... |
| 01:24:40 |
- Kelly listen to me |
| 01:24:43 |
Get back now. Right now. |
| 01:24:45 |
Or we're history |
| 01:24:47 |
. 140 points. For the first time |
| 01:24:52 |
as we go into the final question |
| 01:24:54 |
All the sweating, all the heartache, |
| 01:24:58 |
the revising the swotting |
| 01:24:59 |
it's all come down to this moment. |
| 01:25:03 |
(Contestant breaks wind) |
| 01:25:05 |
(Laughter) |
| 01:25:07 |
I'm sorry. It's a side effect |
| 01:25:10 |
Contrary to popular opinion, better in than out. |
| 01:25:15 |
And so, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:25:17 |
the final question - the decider. |
| 01:25:20 |
Fingers on buzzers. |
| 01:25:25 |
such strong aphrodisiac properties |
| 01:25:28 |
that the Aztecs forbad women |
| 01:25:31 |
from consuming it. |
| 01:25:32 |
Thwaites Junior is onto us. |
| 01:25:35 |
She'll blow the whole thing - |
| 01:25:39 |
- I'll handle this. |
| 01:25:41 |
- Annabelle. |
| 01:25:43 |
Annabelle come in! |
| 01:25:44 |
(Ping) |
| 01:25:46 |
(Gasps) |
| 01:25:49 |
Chelsea, St Trinians. |
| 01:25:55 |
Thwaites. |
| 01:25:56 |
- Where are you going? |
| 01:26:01 |
You and your vulgar little school. |
| 01:26:06 |
I have to hurry you, Chelsea. |
| 01:26:15 |
Is it chocolate? |
| 01:26:18 |
(Sighs) |
| 01:26:24 |
You do know I'm faster than you. |
| 01:26:30 |
Annabelle? Annabelle come in |
| 01:26:33 |
Annabelle |
| 01:26:36 |
Urgh! |
| 01:26:39 |
Chocolate? Is that your answer? |
| 01:26:40 |
Er... |
| 01:26:46 |
Yes, it is. |
| 01:26:53 |
Time for a little prayer. |
| 01:27:00 |
Is the right answer! |
| 01:27:02 |
(Cheering and applause) |
| 01:27:04 |
Which means this year's champions |
| 01:27:07 |
(Wild cheering) |
| 01:27:19 |
(Stephen chuckles) |
| 01:27:21 |
I'm so happy. |
| 01:27:26 |
Yes! Yes! |
| 01:27:30 |
Yes, Bursar! |
| 01:27:36 |
(Cheering continues) |
| 01:27:37 |
Yeah! |
| 01:27:45 |
(Running water) |
| 01:27:46 |
(Camilla humming) |
| 01:27:52 |
(Gargling) |
| 01:27:57 |
(Toilet flushes) |
| 01:28:01 |
Camilla, erm... |
| 01:28:04 |
Last night, what happened? |
| 01:28:06 |
(Giggles) I'm sorry, Geoffrey. |
| 01:28:10 |
I'm afraid I had to slip you a little something. |
| 01:28:16 |
And then... |
| 01:28:18 |
you returned the favour. |
| 01:28:22 |
Oh, God, you didnt, did you? |
| 01:28:23 |
Well not exactly |
| 01:28:26 |
- Now, listen, Camilla, I cant... |
| 01:28:30 |
Just kiss me. |
| 01:28:35 |
# THE FOUR ACES: |
| 01:28:38 |
# Love is a many splendoured thing |
| 01:28:49 |
# It's the April rose |
| 01:29:01 |
(Needle scratches across record) |
| 01:29:03 |
What the? |
| 01:29:06 |
(Gasps) |
| 01:29:12 |
(Groans) |
| 01:29:19 |
What took you so long? |
| 01:29:21 |
More now on that breaking news story. |
| 01:29:23 |
In an extraordinary turn of events, |
| 01:29:26 |
the priceless painting that was stolen |
| 01:29:29 |
has been recovered. |
| 01:29:31 |
Vermeer's Girl With A Pearl Earring |
| 01:29:33 |
was found by a group of schoolgirls |
| 01:29:38 |
We can go live now to St Trinians School |
| 01:29:41 |
where our reporter Denise Stephenson |
| 01:29:43 |
is with the chairman of the National Gallery |
| 01:29:45 |
waiting to give the girls a reward. |
| 01:29:47 |
It gives me great pleasure to present this award |
| 01:29:50 |
to the girls of St Trinians |
| 01:29:51 |
who are model citizens, |
| 01:29:55 |
And here they are now. |
| 01:29:57 |
(Cameras click, reporters call out) |
| 01:29:59 |
How does it feel to be a role model? |
| 01:30:01 |
We've been unable to contact |
| 01:30:05 |
- There he is! |
| 01:30:07 |
- (Shouting) |
| 01:30:14 |
(Cheering) |
| 01:30:20 |
# We cant fake the way we feel |
| 01:30:24 |
# We were born to keep it real |
| 01:30:26 |
# Hockey sticks and balls of steel |
| 01:30:29 |
# We are St Trinians |
| 01:30:34 |
# You bite us, we'll bite you back |
| 01:30:37 |
# Better be scared when we attack |
| 01:30:40 |
# Feel the fear, we're maniacs |
| 01:30:43 |
# St Trinians |
| 01:30:47 |
# Check out our battle cry |
| 01:30:50 |
# A song to terrify |
| 01:30:53 |
# No-one can stand in our way |
| 01:30:58 |
# We are the best |
| 01:31:01 |
# So screw the rest |
| 01:31:05 |
# We do as we damn well please |
| 01:31:10 |
# Until the end |
| 01:31:13 |
# St Trinians |
| 01:31:17 |
# Defenders of anarchy |
| 01:31:34 |
# We are the best |
| 01:31:37 |
# So screw the rest |
| 01:31:41 |
# We do as we damn well please |
| 01:31:46 |
# Until the end |
| 01:31:48 |
# St Trinians |
| 01:31:52 |
# Defenders of anarchy |
| 01:31:57 |
# St Trinians! |
| 01:31:58 |
# So scam all the toffs, the neats and the freaks |
| 01:32:01 |
# Blackmail the goths, |
| 01:32:04 |
# And if they complain, we'll do it all again |
| 01:32:07 |
# We do as we damn well please |
| 01:32:12 |
# ASBO the chavs, the emos and their mates |
| 01:32:15 |
# To torment the slags, we offer special rates |
| 01:32:17 |
# And if they complain, we'll do it all again |
| 01:32:20 |
# Defenders of anarchy |
| 01:32:23 |
# Check out our battle cry |
| 01:32:27 |
# A song to terrify |
| 01:32:29 |
# No-one can stand in our way |
| 01:32:35 |
# We are the best |
| 01:32:38 |
# So screw the rest |
| 01:32:42 |
# We do as we damn well please |
| 01:32:47 |
# Until the end |
| 01:32:50 |
# St Trinians |
| 01:32:54 |
# Defenders of anarchy |
| 01:32:59 |
# St Trinians! |
| 01:33:01 |
(Cheering) |
| 01:33:06 |
# CAMILLA & GEOFFREY: |
| 01:33:10 |
There's something about you tonight, Camilla. |
| 01:33:14 |
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air |
| 01:33:16 |
# Everywhere I look around |
| 01:33:21 |
# Love is in the air |
| 01:33:24 |
# Every sight and every sound |
| 01:33:28 |
GEOFFREY: |
| 01:33:33 |
# Dont know if I'm being wise |
| 01:33:36 |
# It's something that I must believe in |
| 01:33:40 |
# And it's there when I look in your eyes |
| 01:33:44 |
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air |
| 01:33:46 |
# In the whisper of the trees |
| 01:33:49 |
Yes, it is Geoffrey. |
| 01:33:51 |
# Love is in the air |
| 01:33:54 |
# In the thunder of the sea |
| 01:33:59 |
# And I dont know if I'm just dreaming |
| 01:34:03 |
# Dont know if I feel sane |
| 01:34:06 |
# But it's something that I must believe in |
| 01:34:10 |
# And it's there when you call out my name |
| 01:34:13 |
Oh, Geoffrey! |
| 01:34:22 |
BOTH: # Love is in the air |
| 01:34:25 |
# Love is in the air |
| 01:34:29 |
# Whoa-whoa-whoa |
| 01:34:32 |
- Do it again. |
| 01:34:35 |
You love it, you saucy minx. |
| 01:34:37 |
(Camilla giggles) |
| 01:34:40 |
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air |
| 01:34:43 |
# In the rising of the sun |
| 01:34:48 |
GEOFFREY: # Love is in the air |
| 01:34:51 |
# When the day is nearly done |
| 01:34:55 |
# And I dont know if you're an illusion |
| 01:34:59 |
# I dont know if I see it true |
| 01:35:03 |
GEOFFREY: |
| 01:35:07 |
# And you're there when I reach out for you |
| 01:35:09 |
Not there, please, Geoffrey. |
| 01:35:11 |
CAMILLA: # Love is in the air |
| 01:35:13 |
# Everywhere I look around |
| 01:35:18 |
GEOFFREY: # Love is in the air |
| 01:35:21 |
# Every sight and every sound |
| 01:35:25 |
BOTH: # And I dont know if I'm being foolish |
| 01:35:30 |
# Dont know if I'm being wise |
| 01:35:33 |
# But it's something that I must believe in |
| 01:35:37 |
# And it's there when I look in your eyes |
| 01:35:42 |
- More rhythm. |
| 01:35:44 |
For God's sake, slow down. |
| 01:35:46 |
CAMILLA: |
| 01:35:48 |
# Love is in the air |
| 01:35:50 |
# Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo! |
| 01:35:52 |
# Love is in the air |
| 01:35:54 |
# Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo! |
| 01:35:58 |
GEOFFREY: |
| 01:36:00 |
Come on, Geoffrey, let's not ruin the chorus. |
| 01:36:03 |
- Here we go. One, two... |
| 01:36:06 |
One, two, three, four! |
| 01:36:07 |
# Love is in the air |
| 01:36:09 |
# Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo! |
| 01:36:11 |
# Love is in the air |
| 01:36:13 |
# Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo! |
| 01:36:26 |
# Love is in the air |
| 01:36:30 |
# Love is in the air |
