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Stan Helsing
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No! Ahh! |
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This place has got |
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Schlockbuster. |
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Yeah yeah yeah, |
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What do I recommend? |
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"Schindler's Fist," |
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"How Stella Got |
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"Six Degrees of Penetration." |
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That's a good one. |
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Yeah yeah. Okay. |
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- Stan? |
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Stan? |
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There's a cockroach in the ladies' room. |
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Dude, come on, |
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There's always someone |
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- Now! |
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Can't you have somebody |
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No. I'm the manager and I say |
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I got bongs older than you. |
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Well, I'm still the boss, |
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Don't make me write you up. |
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Here, you're gonna need it. |
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It's funny, I watched "The Notebook" |
| 00:03:00 |
You watched "The Notebook" |
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Yeah. I'm actually thinking about |
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Stick it in me! |
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This "Blair Witch Project" |
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Oh, no, someone rearrangin' |
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See, this is why black people |
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Why does that bitch gotta keep shining |
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Run, bitch, run! |
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Damn. |
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Thanks for scaring |
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We would have let you join in. |
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Oh. |
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I cockblocked myself. |
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Ahh, too many Peanut Chews! |
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Oh, cock... |
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roach. |
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I thought this was available, |
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but it's okay. |
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'cause I just pissed myself. |
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Uh, you need a magazine? |
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Let me get you a magazine. |
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Ah, I see you're a fan of |
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Oh. |
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What the... oh! |
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Hey, Sully, we're out of paper towels |
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And these little puppies... |
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are super absorbent. |
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I'm gonna start doing |
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You gotta call somebody |
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Ask for a truck. |
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Anyways, you're gonna need this. |
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- What's that? |
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that you promised the owner |
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Dude, no. |
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I got my friends right |
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We're going to the coolest |
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- Can someone else do it? |
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And if you want to have a job here on |
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No. |
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- What? |
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- I'm sorry? |
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Stan, this is my date, Mia. |
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- Well hello, Mia. |
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- Why did you come as a cowboy? |
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I told you I was gonna |
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Now people are gonna think |
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Well, I think the correct term |
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And you look like Bret Michaels. |
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- Oh, yeah? |
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Hey! Whoa! |
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God, I forgot, okay? |
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- Yeah, right. |
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I didn't know you were |
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I think you guys look cute together. |
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- See? |
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Because we're not |
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- So, Mia? |
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- What do you do? |
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but now I'm a massage therapist. |
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Oh, isn't that like |
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No. One you dance naked |
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and the other you |
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I just got a music gig. |
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A music gig? |
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All right, Nadine, chill out. |
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I'll have us to the party |
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and then you guys can separate. |
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Hey, can we make a quick stop |
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What stop? |
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I gotta drop off these videos |
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Where's she live? |
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Linwood. |
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What? |
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- Isn't the party downtown? |
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In the complete opposite direction. |
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It's not even close to |
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Come on, T! |
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Highway driving, man. |
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No way. No. |
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All right. But if I can't drop off |
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and then I won't be able to pay |
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both of you. |
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If you don't want your money. |
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Okay. |
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His scent leads to this store. |
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But remember, I get the first taste |
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- Why... |
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Not worth it! |
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Come on. |
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Nice costume. |
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Can I help you? |
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I'm looking for a Mr. Helsing. |
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You should watch this one. |
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It's super tight. |
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Um, can you hold her for a minute for me? |
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Thank you. |
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Is there anything else |
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Uh... |
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I'll have a box of |
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Man, I knew it was too good to be true. |
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We're bumper to bumper over here. |
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It's probably a traffic jam. |
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Oh, snap, Teddy. |
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MILF alert, 3:00. |
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Ooh. Hello hello. |
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Ahh. |
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- You're so gross. |
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What? |
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Teddy, there's a MILF alert, |
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You think I don't know |
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What's a milk alert? |
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I can't believe I ever even |
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- The best six weeks of your life. |
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Yeah, but I was doing you in |
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Aww. |
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That's so sweet. |
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No. No. |
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Ahh! |
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- Did you guys see that? |
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No! |
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That doll mimed a blowjob |
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and started smacking his ass. |
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- That's so weird. |
| 00:10:19 |
That's not weird at all. |
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It's... you know, it's a MILF |
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driving a car with a doll |
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and spanking his ass. |
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Sounds perfectly normal. |
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My brother said I used to give |
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- Oh! |
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you probably want to keep that |
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You know what? |
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Oh, no. |
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Nope, it went right... |
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Well, there's plenty of |
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In Stan's defense, there is a phenomenon |
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Forget it, dude. |
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I'm just saying, people get stressed out |
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I saw what I saw. |
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- Shit. |
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- Did another doll just moon you? |
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- Why aren't you paying attention? |
| 00:11:07 |
It's all right. Just take the next exit. |
| 00:11:08 |
I know how to get there |
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Ooh, I've heard that before. |
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All right, which way? |
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Uh, straight. |
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It would help if there were |
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Whoa! |
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Did you see that? |
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Yeah, I saw it. |
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Me too. |
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Uh, he's slowing down. |
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Teddy, she's right. |
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All right, hang on. |
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- Teddy, you gotta speed up. |
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- Whoa! |
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Looks like a purse |
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Oh, great, now he's speeding up. |
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- Almost. |
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- Teddy, drop back! |
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There's another semi coming! |
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- Are we dead? |
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Teddy, that was awesome, man. |
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I wanted to be a stuntman, but a little thing |
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What do we do now? |
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We do nothing. |
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My motto is don't get involved. |
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I thought you said you knew how |
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Why don't we just knock on the door |
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Wrong answer. |
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Ever seen a little movie |
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This whole place is crawling |
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Okay, sister? |
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and enjoy the drive. |
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What are you doing? |
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Medicating myself, man. |
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That was a really stressful |
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I need to settle the nerves. |
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Okay. |
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Man, what are you doing? |
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Huh? |
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Okay. |
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Just make sure nobody |
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Isn't it smoky in here? |
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I feel, like, really baked. |
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Mm-hmm. |
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What the hell was in that shit? |
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Special recipe. |
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It's a really cool Thai stick and |
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and then I grind it |
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and then I roll it into the joint. |
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Man, you're like |
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Rachael Ray! |
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- I feel numb all over. |
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What are you doing? |
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I'm just working on some |
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Whoa! |
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Sorry. |
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This van just went from an automatic |
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- Do you have any more? |
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Whoa! |
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What the hell was that? |
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It looked like a baby bear. |
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- Where are you going? |
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Are you insane? |
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If that's a baby bear, |
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then there's a mama bear out there |
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Look, I am a medical professional. |
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I took an oath. |
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Massage ain't medicine! |
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We can't let her go out there alone. |
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Okay, fine, |
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Wait. |
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Teddy, you probably |
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No, I'm not going. |
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They're gonna call us pussies |
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Wait a minute. Okay. |
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Oh, boy. |
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I think it's a Rottweiler. |
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He's hurt bad. |
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Hey hey, here's comes a pickup truck. |
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Oh, that's good. |
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We can maybe flag him down and |
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Yo! Hey! |
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Hey, how you doing? |
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Uh, listen, we hit this dog... |
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Well, we... we didn't hit the dog! |
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There's a dog there. |
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So we see it and stop. |
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Hey, citizen, |
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can you help us out? |
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Sammy Boy? |
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That's my Sammy Boy! |
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Oh, shit. |
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Oh, my baby boy. |
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Daddy's here now! |
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I'm sorry, Daddy, |
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He may be gone to |
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Help me up. |
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...but I'm gonna take him home! |
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I'm gonna fix him! |
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- Let's go. |
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We're gonna get you for this. |
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I'm gonna take Sammy home |
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and then we're gonna |
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and make you feel what it's like |
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to have your bones broke and |
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Now would be a good time |
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Ahh! |
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What just happened back there? |
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- We just killed his dog. |
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Don't talk about it. |
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"Don't talk about it." |
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Well, no wonder you can't get any. |
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"Don't get involved," |
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Oh, I get any. |
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Trust me. |
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Oh, look at this guy up here, |
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hitchin' in the middle of nowhere. |
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Sure, we'll pick you up, |
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Uh, um... |
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You... Teddy, you... |
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No, Teddy's just fucking with him. |
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and then Teddy's gonna floor it |
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- Nope, I'm giving him a ride. |
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Do you know what it's like |
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Okay, nobody stops for you. |
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I once stood outside downtown |
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and nobody would pick me up. |
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Were you wearing |
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Well, this guy's not black. |
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You don't have to be black |
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Yeah, so we gotta get hacked up to pieces |
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Ahh. |
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Yeah, hop in, man. |
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Whoo, thanks. Ahh. |
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I was freezing. |
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This is all I had on |
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- Got out? |
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I was at Chino State. |
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Oh, um, the university? |
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No, the prison. |
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It was a bum rap. |
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Pretty much had to |
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That riot that |
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what was that about? |
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Oh, a stabbing. He was from |
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He touched my spoon at lunch. |
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Well, I pretty much |
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Yeah. |
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Yeah, you gotta shank him. |
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Can't just touch a spoon. |
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No, that's... |
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Is this going just like you |
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I have a question for Mr. Hacker. |
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Why, sure... sure thing, baby girl. |
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How was it that you got invited |
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It's this particular instance |
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well, that was because of |
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What's a tease and squeeze? |
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Sorry, I'm using |
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No, I was convicted of |
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- of two nursing students. |
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Ooh! |
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Sorry. |
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- Whoo-hoo! |
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Not around here, though. |
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Yeah, anyways, it was bullshit. |
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I suffocated her with a pillow. |
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Oh. Okay. |
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Yeah, anyways, her roommate |
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so I wigged out, you know? |
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And the next thing I knew, |
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the room was full |
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Anyway, who's got some weed? |
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I got the nose of a bloodhound! |
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You sure do, yeah. |
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Uh, I got a bag of |
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right there underneath your seat. |
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You sure? I think it's down... |
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No, it ain't. |
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- Yeah, just reach all the way over. |
| 00:20:36 |
- Yeah. |
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Reach over there. |
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Stretch it out. |
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It's not back here! |
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Oh! |
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Ahhh! |
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- Ahhh! |
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Oh my God. |
| 00:21:02 |
- I just killed a man! |
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Okay, I maimed him. |
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Now might be a good time to invoke |
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Guys, are we going to go |
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Because so far I'm having |
| 00:21:16 |
We'll stop for gas |
| 00:21:18 |
We could get some chips. |
| 00:21:32 |
What can I do you for, Superman? |
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Uh, fill her up, please. |
| 00:21:38 |
Check the oil? |
| 00:21:40 |
Sure. Thank you. |
| 00:21:44 |
Man, that hippie chick |
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full service? That's cool. |
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Yeah, but don't forget, |
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Well, I don't know about your oil, |
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but you've got quite a bit of |
| 00:22:07 |
Oh, yeah, that... |
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well, it's... |
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Halloween! Ha ha! |
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- Yeah. |
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Ha ha, I'm a cowboy! |
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But, yeah, we go all out. |
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we dress up our van too. |
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Ah, Halloween, right. |
| 00:22:24 |
Halloween. |
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We don't participate in those |
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Well, I'm a Baptist, so... |
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we just kinda sort of play along. |
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Play along? Mmm. |
| 00:22:37 |
Do you have a restroom? |
| 00:22:39 |
Right there. |
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But you need the key. |
| 00:22:45 |
Thank you. |
| 00:22:47 |
We've got snacks and drinks |
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I could go for a little snack. |
| 00:22:53 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:23:01 |
- You! |
| 00:23:03 |
- You! |
| 00:23:05 |
- Van Helsing! |
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My name is Stan Helsing. |
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Not Stan, Van! |
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You are Van Helsing, |
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the great monster hunter. |
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Yo, Chief, I think you're |
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My name is Stan. |
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I don't know, man. |
| 00:23:34 |
with better hair. |
| 00:23:38 |
That's some weird shit. |
| 00:23:40 |
You guys, Mia's taking a really |
| 00:23:44 |
Cold drinks in the fridge against the wall. |
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I'll be right back. |
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Gotta go upstairs and |
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My name's Stan. |
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Ah, doughnut. |
| 00:24:00 |
There's a whole pot of coffee right here. |
| 00:24:05 |
Okay, you guys, be totally honest. |
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- Oh my God! |
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Come on! |
| 00:24:13 |
- What I'd do is I'd go on in there! |
| 00:24:17 |
I'm going in! |
| 00:24:19 |
- Goin' on up in here! |
| 00:24:24 |
- No. |
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I'm gonna use the bathroom. |
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I... I can't even see your vagina. |
| 00:24:32 |
- Oh. |
| 00:24:34 |
I wish I could. |
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He's so sweet. |
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Oh. |
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Oh my God, I totally thought |
| 00:25:09 |
when she mentioned the blood |
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Yeah, luckily Stan |
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The boy is always thinking. |
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What'd you get? |
| 00:25:17 |
Girl, I didn't know you |
| 00:25:20 |
Mm-hmm. |
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Ahhh! |
| 00:25:46 |
What? What's wrong? |
| 00:25:47 |
Somebody was watching me take |
| 00:25:49 |
You know, tugging his totem pole. |
| 00:25:51 |
You were watching me |
| 00:25:54 |
I was not! |
| 00:25:55 |
Okay, you know what? |
| 00:25:58 |
- We're gonna go. |
| 00:26:00 |
- Ahh! |
| 00:26:02 |
You owe me 40 bucks for the gas. |
| 00:26:04 |
- Teddy, pay her. |
| 00:26:08 |
This is my emergency stash. |
| 00:26:10 |
You know, you guys are lucky |
| 00:26:13 |
and Chief Spanks-a-Lot. |
| 00:26:14 |
You and your whores |
| 00:26:17 |
Hey, we're not whores! |
| 00:26:19 |
Oooh! |
| 00:26:25 |
Oh, man! |
| 00:26:29 |
Teddy! |
| 00:26:31 |
I got... I gotta... |
| 00:26:33 |
Teddy! |
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Go! Let's get out of here! |
| 00:26:50 |
We just gotta deliver |
| 00:26:54 |
We can then go to the party. |
| 00:26:58 |
I can't believe that guy was watching |
| 00:27:01 |
You know, Mia, |
| 00:27:03 |
Mmm, yeah, he did. |
| 00:27:04 |
Do you know that for sure? |
| 00:27:07 |
- Oh, yeah, I saw him. |
| 00:27:09 |
Why didn't you tell us? |
| 00:27:10 |
Because I put on |
| 00:27:13 |
and I thought he was, |
| 00:27:15 |
You put on a little show for him? |
| 00:27:18 |
Well, yeah, |
| 00:27:20 |
Anyway, that's the real reason |
| 00:27:23 |
Take this right! Take this right! |
| 00:27:28 |
- Oh. |
| 00:27:30 |
Okay, we're on Mockingbird Lane. |
| 00:27:31 |
This takes us right to the main |
| 00:27:34 |
It's about a quarter mile ahead. |
| 00:27:45 |
- 'Evening. |
| 00:27:50 |
Are you going to a party? |
| 00:27:52 |
Um, we're making a delivery. |
| 00:27:55 |
Deliveries go to the east gate. |
| 00:27:57 |
This is the west gate. |
| 00:27:59 |
Well, how do you get to |
| 00:28:01 |
The east gate doesn't open |
| 00:28:04 |
You look very familiar. |
| 00:28:11 |
West gate. |
| 00:28:13 |
Well, why don't you hit it |
| 00:28:16 |
When my chainsaw sticks, |
| 00:28:18 |
that always does the trick. |
| 00:28:20 |
You're welcome. |
| 00:28:25 |
Yeah, see, we're not really making |
| 00:28:29 |
We're kind of just dropping |
| 00:28:31 |
Oh, why didn't you say so? |
| 00:28:33 |
Ha. Welcome to |
| 00:28:36 |
- You know how it got its name? |
| 00:28:39 |
It used to be the backlot |
| 00:28:41 |
They made all of |
| 00:28:45 |
right up until the fire. |
| 00:28:55 |
West gate. |
| 00:28:57 |
A hockey mask? |
| 00:28:59 |
That's a new one. |
| 00:29:01 |
Yeah, but he shouldn't be |
| 00:29:03 |
I'll... I'll keep an eye out. |
| 00:29:06 |
- The fire started at midnight. |
| 00:29:10 |
Then developers bought this land |
| 00:29:14 |
But they still say you shouldn't |
| 00:29:17 |
We're kind of in a hurry. |
| 00:29:20 |
Oh, be my guest. |
| 00:29:22 |
West gate. |
| 00:29:25 |
You're afraid to go to sleep? |
| 00:29:29 |
What kind of nightmares? |
| 00:29:31 |
All right, so what are |
| 00:29:32 |
Um... 1428 Elm Street. |
| 00:29:36 |
The last house on the left. |
| 00:29:43 |
What's... what's wrong? |
| 00:29:45 |
The gauge says we're empty. |
| 00:29:50 |
Man, that crazy hippie lady |
| 00:29:54 |
As a matter of fact, I bet she |
| 00:29:56 |
Well, let's get out. I mean, it's a gated |
| 00:30:07 |
Why don't we just, you know, |
| 00:30:14 |
That's weird. He's gone. |
| 00:30:16 |
Well, come on. We've got a party |
| 00:30:23 |
Yeah. |
| 00:30:25 |
Okay. |
| 00:30:31 |
Well, I guess that guy found oil |
| 00:30:34 |
Oh, my gosh. |
| 00:30:44 |
What a coincidence. |
| 00:30:46 |
Nevermore! |
| 00:30:48 |
That sounds familiar. |
| 00:30:50 |
- You're an idiot. |
| 00:30:54 |
Faster! Spit on it! Spit on it! |
| 00:30:57 |
How much do I owe you? |
| 00:30:59 |
Now leave. |
| 00:31:00 |
Oh my God. Three in a row. |
| 00:31:13 |
When did Rocket Suckers |
| 00:31:17 |
Hey, check out the guy |
| 00:31:28 |
Oh, look, there's a sign |
| 00:31:31 |
Oh, great, 'cause after |
| 00:31:34 |
Come on, man, I was talking |
| 00:31:37 |
pictures. Forget it. |
| 00:31:40 |
I'm not gay, so I don't know what |
| 00:31:49 |
¶ I'm crazy... ¶ |
| 00:31:52 |
¶ Crazy for feeling... ¶ |
| 00:31:55 |
That's that guy. |
| 00:31:58 |
That's the guy. |
| 00:31:59 |
You'd think they'd never seen |
| 00:32:03 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:32:04 |
How you doin' |
| 00:32:07 |
- 'Evening, everybody. |
| 00:32:10 |
How you doin' |
| 00:32:16 |
All right. Yes, those are her breasts. |
| 00:32:19 |
That is a black man |
| 00:32:22 |
All right, bro. |
| 00:32:24 |
- Let's just have a seat here. |
| 00:32:26 |
- Oh, here's a table. |
| 00:32:29 |
Yeah yeah, all right. |
| 00:32:34 |
Careful of the pie. |
| 00:32:38 |
Damn! |
| 00:32:39 |
Uh, now what can I do for you? |
| 00:32:41 |
Menus? |
| 00:32:44 |
No menus. |
| 00:32:46 |
Great. Well, I'll have three |
| 00:32:50 |
extra mayo, french fries |
| 00:32:52 |
Would you like that in an IV? |
| 00:32:56 |
- No. |
| 00:32:59 |
Can I get some sliced mango, |
| 00:33:02 |
Diet Coke in a can with |
| 00:33:04 |
You got it, cowgirl. |
| 00:33:05 |
And I'm going to have |
| 00:33:10 |
You know, this is the first time I've seen |
| 00:33:13 |
Actually, you know, the correct term |
| 00:33:18 |
Pocahontas, around here |
| 00:33:21 |
Hmm? Oh, uh, I'll have a salad and... |
| 00:33:25 |
Never mind. |
| 00:33:26 |
She just called me a hooker! |
| 00:33:30 |
I'm gonna talk to the manager. I don't think |
| 00:33:33 |
One order from the freaks |
| 00:33:36 |
Might want to rethink about |
| 00:33:38 |
You know what? Let's just eat and deliver |
| 00:33:42 |
Well, we can't since |
| 00:33:45 |
- Remember? |
| 00:33:47 |
All right. Well, I'll call AAA. |
| 00:33:49 |
And then if they're not here by |
| 00:33:51 |
I guess I'll just call a taxi. |
| 00:33:54 |
Okay. |
| 00:33:58 |
I'm not getting a signal up in here. |
| 00:34:00 |
That's 'cause cell phones don't work |
| 00:34:05 |
Why not? |
| 00:34:07 |
Because they don't want anybody |
| 00:34:09 |
Elwood, I told you never |
| 00:34:12 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:34:13 |
Okay, drinks for everybody. Uh... |
| 00:34:17 |
Where's the men's room? |
| 00:34:18 |
At the back wall, turn right. |
| 00:34:41 |
Hey, buddy, how about |
| 00:34:46 |
Thank you. |
| 00:34:48 |
Hey, pal, you think you could |
| 00:34:56 |
Here you go. |
| 00:34:58 |
Thank you very much. |
| 00:35:07 |
It's a boy! |
| 00:35:09 |
And whatever you do, |
| 00:35:12 |
don't be in town after midnight, |
| 00:35:13 |
- because ever since... |
| 00:35:16 |
This is crazy. So I'm in the stall |
| 00:35:19 |
and the guy next to me in the stall |
| 00:35:22 |
and I said sure. So when he |
| 00:35:23 |
- Excuse me. You guys are up. |
| 00:35:26 |
- What are you talking about? |
| 00:35:29 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:35:31 |
- No. |
| 00:35:32 |
- Then what'd you sign up for? |
| 00:35:35 |
Your friend Superman here |
| 00:35:37 |
when you were in |
| 00:35:39 |
Teddy? Teddy? |
| 00:35:43 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:35:46 |
Well, I figured it, you know, |
| 00:35:49 |
Who cares about fitting in? |
| 00:35:51 |
Teddy, you're the only brother here |
| 00:35:54 |
Fit in? Fit in? |
| 00:35:56 |
We're not gonna sing. |
| 00:35:59 |
Okay. |
| 00:36:00 |
All right, all right. |
| 00:36:02 |
Uh, the freaks at table 9 |
| 00:36:05 |
say they're too good to sing karaoke |
| 00:36:10 |
No no... |
| 00:36:14 |
Easy easy. |
| 00:36:15 |
I didn't say "shitty." |
| 00:36:27 |
¶ Love ¶ |
| 00:36:28 |
¶ Is a burning thing ¶ |
| 00:36:33 |
¶ And makes a fiery ring ¶ |
| 00:36:40 |
¶ Bound by wild desire ¶ |
| 00:36:46 |
¶ I fell into a ring of fire ¶ |
| 00:36:50 |
¶ I fell into a burning ring of fire ¶ |
| 00:36:54 |
¶ I went down down down ¶ |
| 00:36:56 |
¶ And the flames went higher ¶ |
| 00:36:59 |
- ¶ And it burns burns burns ¶ |
| 00:37:02 |
¶ The ring of fire ¶ |
| 00:37:04 |
¶ The ring with fire... ¶ |
| 00:37:18 |
What? |
| 00:37:21 |
I just thought you guys might |
| 00:37:26 |
We like Johnny Cash. |
| 00:37:27 |
It's just we're still a little |
| 00:37:31 |
ever since the one that destroyed |
| 00:37:34 |
That's right. That's right. |
| 00:37:43 |
Your whole town burned up. |
| 00:37:47 |
Um, well... |
| 00:37:50 |
Howdy. I'm Stan Helsing. |
| 00:37:53 |
Hey, did you say Van Helsing? |
| 00:37:56 |
No, I didn't say Van Helsing. |
| 00:37:59 |
Stan Helsing, |
| 00:38:01 |
Why does everybody want me |
| 00:38:03 |
Ever since the fire, this town has |
| 00:38:07 |
Legend has it that one day |
| 00:38:10 |
a Van Helsing will come |
| 00:38:14 |
and save us from this curse. |
| 00:38:17 |
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, |
| 00:38:19 |
but I'm Stan Helsing, |
| 00:38:22 |
I'm not here to save anybody. |
| 00:38:25 |
Sorry. |
| 00:38:29 |
Well, I'm glad I didn't suggest |
| 00:38:32 |
Stan, I don't understand why you're |
| 00:38:36 |
I'm not ducking anything! |
| 00:38:38 |
I'm Stan. Stan, man. |
| 00:38:42 |
I don't want to let these |
| 00:38:58 |
Don't worry, it's just a clock. |
| 00:39:03 |
That can't be good. |
| 00:39:06 |
I forgot my cell phone. |
| 00:39:15 |
- What? |
| 00:39:20 |
Well, go get your phone, Teddy. |
| 00:39:21 |
I ain't going on my own... |
| 00:39:26 |
It is dark in there. |
| 00:39:28 |
Ooh, I have a flashlight. |
| 00:39:54 |
Ahh! |
| 00:39:57 |
You guys, I can't run anymore. |
| 00:40:02 |
I ain't running no more. |
| 00:40:06 |
What the hell are you doing? |
| 00:40:08 |
It's my to-go burger. |
| 00:40:35 |
Prepare yourself |
| 00:40:39 |
Run to the west gate! |
| 00:40:52 |
This whole town is full |
| 00:41:03 |
Man, this whole town is dead. |
| 00:41:05 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:41:06 |
Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" |
| 00:41:10 |
You know what, Mia? I've been |
| 00:41:13 |
so I'm just gonna |
| 00:41:15 |
That doesn't make any sense, |
| 00:41:18 |
Yeah, I feel better now. |
| 00:41:20 |
- Try the guardhouse phone. |
| 00:41:26 |
Big surprise... it's dead. |
| 00:41:29 |
- Hello? |
| 00:41:32 |
- Who is this? |
| 00:41:35 |
- Dad? |
| 00:41:37 |
but I'm gonna chop you |
| 00:41:40 |
You know who that was? |
| 00:41:43 |
that we were driving next to |
| 00:41:45 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:41:47 |
Stan, I know it's been |
| 00:41:49 |
but there was no doll. |
| 00:41:52 |
And there definitely was no doll |
| 00:41:54 |
- showing you his ass! |
| 00:42:01 |
Come on. |
| 00:42:05 |
God. |
| 00:42:10 |
Stan! |
| 00:42:15 |
Stan? Stan? |
| 00:42:18 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:42:20 |
Oh. Ah. |
| 00:42:25 |
- Nadine? |
| 00:42:28 |
Why did we break up? |
| 00:42:30 |
Don't you remember? |
| 00:42:34 |
I think so. |
| 00:42:40 |
Yeah, so I told the guy, |
| 00:42:43 |
I'm the only guy here |
| 00:42:45 |
that sings 'Temple of the Dog." |
| 00:42:47 |
I had to lay down the law, |
| 00:42:49 |
I just think that grunge didn't have |
| 00:42:53 |
You know? |
| 00:42:55 |
And that's what I'm trying to do, |
| 00:42:58 |
...you know, so... |
| 00:43:01 |
- How did you do that? |
| 00:43:03 |
Ever since I was a kid, |
| 00:43:05 |
able to snatch bugs and stuff. |
| 00:43:07 |
Wow. |
| 00:43:09 |
Number 74, your order's ready! |
| 00:43:11 |
That's us. I'll go get it, |
| 00:43:13 |
since you paid and all. |
| 00:43:19 |
¶ It's not the way that ¶ |
| 00:43:21 |
¶ You carry on in bed ¶ |
| 00:43:23 |
¶ It's not your last laugh ¶ |
| 00:43:25 |
¶ It's not your game ¶ |
| 00:43:27 |
¶ It's not the way that ¶ |
| 00:43:29 |
¶ You wear your saddle straps ¶ |
| 00:43:31 |
¶ It's in your name ¶ |
| 00:43:32 |
¶ And it's in your gaze ¶ |
| 00:43:35 |
¶ Oooh... ¶ |
| 00:43:53 |
Pot pie. |
| 00:43:55 |
Uh, I wish that was |
| 00:43:58 |
That would be fun. |
| 00:44:00 |
¶ So hungry, |
| 00:44:07 |
What? |
| 00:44:08 |
I think we should stop |
| 00:44:10 |
Who are you doing? |
| 00:44:13 |
Stan? |
| 00:44:16 |
Stan? |
| 00:44:18 |
- Nadine? |
| 00:44:22 |
Are you wearing any underwear? |
| 00:44:25 |
Yep, he's fine. |
| 00:44:30 |
Man, how was |
| 00:44:32 |
It was terrible. |
| 00:44:34 |
But the food was delicious. |
| 00:44:36 |
All right, well, let's go find |
| 00:44:38 |
Good idea. |
| 00:44:39 |
I taste metal. |
| 00:44:42 |
- East gate. East gate. |
| 00:44:47 |
Look, this place can't be that big. |
| 00:44:51 |
drop these videos off and get out |
| 00:44:54 |
Hey, look, a truck. |
| 00:44:56 |
- Hey, it's stopping. |
| 00:45:04 |
- We should ask him for some help. |
| 00:45:06 |
We should. Who else is there? |
| 00:45:09 |
- Hey! |
| 00:45:11 |
- Over here! |
| 00:45:13 |
with the yarmulke! |
| 00:45:15 |
Oh, he's leaving. |
| 00:45:17 |
- Wait a minute. |
| 00:45:19 |
He threw something down |
| 00:45:21 |
Yeah, but that |
| 00:45:22 |
Yeah, and that something |
| 00:45:33 |
Hello? |
| 00:45:35 |
- Hey, Mia, hand me your flashlight. |
| 00:45:41 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:45:44 |
Hello, sir? |
| 00:45:48 |
Sir, I know you're tied up right now, |
| 00:45:50 |
but could you please |
| 00:45:53 |
Hello? |
| 00:45:55 |
Oh, no no! |
| 00:45:57 |
Oh! Oh! |
| 00:45:59 |
- Do you have her? |
| 00:46:04 |
Damn. |
| 00:46:05 |
I think now would be |
| 00:46:08 |
for a reverse POV. |
| 00:46:15 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:46:20 |
Stop it. |
| 00:46:22 |
Stan. Oh. |
| 00:46:25 |
A little higher. |
| 00:46:27 |
Oh, right there. |
| 00:46:31 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:46:36 |
Come back. |
| 00:46:37 |
Stan, can you pull her up? |
| 00:46:39 |
I'll try. |
| 00:46:45 |
I should have grabbed |
| 00:46:46 |
You know, I'm gonna just keep |
| 00:46:50 |
That's evidence. |
| 00:46:51 |
Help me, I'm not wearing |
| 00:46:57 |
Hey. |
| 00:46:59 |
A perfectly good pencil. |
| 00:47:03 |
Can you pull me up? |
| 00:47:06 |
No. |
| 00:47:09 |
Well, try lowering me down |
| 00:47:11 |
Okay, we'll try. |
| 00:47:12 |
You know, I think you're gonna have to |
| 00:47:14 |
and then I'll hold onto yours. |
| 00:47:16 |
- Are you gonna look up my skirt? |
| 00:47:20 |
Okay. |
| 00:47:22 |
Uh, ahhh! |
| 00:47:24 |
I feel like a lost little doggie. |
| 00:47:28 |
Ooh! |
| 00:47:32 |
Oh, wait, wait a minute. |
| 00:47:35 |
There it is. It came out. |
| 00:47:37 |
A little deeper. |
| 00:47:40 |
A few more inches. |
| 00:47:42 |
Yeah, that's what you |
| 00:47:44 |
to somebody else! |
| 00:47:47 |
Teddy... Teddy gets it done. |
| 00:47:49 |
Ain't nobody out here. |
| 00:47:55 |
Where... where am I? |
| 00:47:58 |
Where am I? Where... |
| 00:48:01 |
- Where is this place? |
| 00:48:04 |
but your hands are |
| 00:48:06 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 00:48:16 |
Ahh! A rat. I'll kill it! |
| 00:48:18 |
No, he's my friend. |
| 00:48:25 |
Oh! Oh no, I think he's hurt. |
| 00:48:40 |
Is that someone's ass? |
| 00:48:49 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:48:51 |
- Help me. |
| 00:48:54 |
You're like a really messed-up |
| 00:48:56 |
Who did this to you? |
| 00:48:58 |
It's... it's horrible. |
| 00:49:00 |
Vicious. |
| 00:49:02 |
It's... it's... |
| 00:49:07 |
It's what? |
| 00:49:10 |
It's behind you. |
| 00:49:37 |
Ahh! |
| 00:49:39 |
Okay. |
| 00:49:41 |
One, two, here you go. |
| 00:49:45 |
Take my hand. |
| 00:49:46 |
Hey, a church. |
| 00:49:48 |
Maybe there's like a priest |
| 00:49:51 |
Let's go. |
| 00:49:58 |
It worked. |
| 00:50:04 |
This place is so beautiful. |
| 00:50:12 |
Makes me wish I'd worn |
| 00:50:24 |
Disturbing. |
| 00:50:25 |
Jeez! |
| 00:50:27 |
Jesus Christ. |
| 00:50:30 |
You can't sneak up on me |
| 00:50:33 |
I'm not a priest. |
| 00:50:36 |
Almost a priest. |
| 00:50:39 |
Okay. |
| 00:50:41 |
Hey, you think you can maybe, like, |
| 00:50:44 |
Keep us safe? |
| 00:50:45 |
Ooh, I can hide them. |
| 00:50:48 |
I mean, I can hide you... |
| 00:50:51 |
but you will never be safe. |
| 00:50:56 |
I think he likes you. |
| 00:50:58 |
You are Van Helsing, |
| 00:51:01 |
Oh, man, not you too. |
| 00:51:03 |
Look, dude, it's... it's Stan. |
| 00:51:05 |
It's Stan Helsing. |
| 00:51:09 |
I work at a video store. |
| 00:51:10 |
- No. |
| 00:51:12 |
I thought you said |
| 00:51:15 |
Almost a priest. |
| 00:51:17 |
He is Stan Van Helsing, |
| 00:51:20 |
descendant of |
| 00:51:24 |
and salvation of all |
| 00:51:27 |
in Stormy Night Estates. |
| 00:51:29 |
Why do you reject the role |
| 00:51:32 |
Go ahead, Stan. |
| 00:51:34 |
Okay. Look, dude, |
| 00:51:36 |
I just like to go with the flow. |
| 00:51:39 |
What's the problem with that? |
| 00:51:42 |
I'm certainly no leader. |
| 00:51:44 |
- I'm just here to drop off these videos. |
| 00:51:48 |
It has been said |
| 00:51:50 |
that some are born to greatness, |
| 00:51:52 |
some achieve greatness, |
| 00:51:55 |
and some have greatness |
| 00:51:58 |
Sweet greatness. |
| 00:52:02 |
You sure you're not a priest? |
| 00:52:04 |
This close... almost a priest. |
| 00:52:06 |
Okay. |
| 00:52:09 |
Follow me. |
| 00:52:11 |
Please come this way. |
| 00:52:16 |
Hang your torches on the wall. |
| 00:52:22 |
I will give you some items |
| 00:52:25 |
- Sweet. |
| 00:52:31 |
¶ Holy chest of mystery... ¶ |
| 00:52:38 |
Wow. |
| 00:52:44 |
Oh, that chest. |
| 00:52:46 |
This chest. |
| 00:52:57 |
For you, this sweet jacket. |
| 00:53:00 |
Yeah. |
| 00:53:02 |
Ooh, that is really gonna bring out |
| 00:53:06 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:53:10 |
- Mm-hmm. |
| 00:53:12 |
Ahh! Not to be |
| 00:53:15 |
but upon meeting the enemy. |
| 00:53:16 |
Oh, right. 'Cause I'm sure the monsters |
| 00:53:20 |
while I read my monster handbook. |
| 00:53:26 |
Filled with holy water... |
| 00:53:29 |
- Yeah, that's mine. |
| 00:53:30 |
...to buy you the time. |
| 00:53:32 |
Wow, I wonder if Jesus used that. |
| 00:53:35 |
Say, man, what about |
| 00:53:40 |
You will know once you use this |
| 00:53:44 |
why it alters your look. |
| 00:53:46 |
I didn't know my look |
| 00:53:50 |
Well, you could |
| 00:53:51 |
And for you... |
| 00:53:55 |
no explanation necessary. |
| 00:53:59 |
The Strip-a-lot 3000s. |
| 00:54:01 |
I wanted these for Christmas. |
| 00:54:03 |
And for you, super one... |
| 00:54:06 |
- Oh! |
| 00:54:10 |
one final shameless |
| 00:54:15 |
a Fatburger for my fat |
| 00:54:17 |
Here you go, big guy. |
| 00:54:22 |
Hope this doesn't turn into that dude |
| 00:54:25 |
Maybe we should just camp out |
| 00:54:28 |
No! How dare you reject |
| 00:54:31 |
that has been given you? |
| 00:54:37 |
God help you. |
| 00:54:39 |
Thanks, Stan. |
| 00:54:41 |
- What? |
| 00:54:43 |
they've actually been |
| 00:54:49 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:54:51 |
I still can't get over that. |
| 00:54:55 |
What's this? |
| 00:55:11 |
Oh. What? Whoa! |
| 00:55:14 |
Oh! Ahh! |
| 00:55:20 |
- What in the... |
| 00:55:23 |
- Fantasy sequence? |
| 00:55:25 |
Yeah! |
| 00:55:30 |
Mmm! Mm-hmm! |
| 00:55:35 |
Here you go. |
| 00:55:38 |
Whoo-hoo! |
| 00:55:44 |
Here you go... bang. |
| 00:55:50 |
Whoa whoa! Pah! |
| 00:56:00 |
- ¶ Titties titties ¶ |
| 00:56:05 |
So what's you guys's names? |
| 00:56:07 |
Names? What are names? |
| 00:56:10 |
Tell us... tell us your |
| 00:56:13 |
We are the brides of Dracula. |
| 00:56:16 |
Well, I hope he's out of |
| 00:56:19 |
Damn! |
| 00:56:23 |
How much for a lap dance? |
| 00:56:25 |
Right here in your hole. |
| 00:56:29 |
What is your name? |
| 00:56:31 |
Stan. |
| 00:56:34 |
Sta... Stan... |
| 00:56:36 |
Helsing. |
| 00:56:40 |
¶ Stan Helsing. ¶ |
| 00:56:43 |
Stan Helsing? |
| 00:56:46 |
No no no, |
| 00:56:51 |
Hey, all right. |
| 00:56:53 |
- We're outta here. |
| 00:56:55 |
- What's wrong? |
| 00:56:57 |
Baby... |
| 00:56:58 |
Come on! |
| 00:57:01 |
Hey. Wait... wait a minute, |
| 00:57:03 |
I... I wanted to show you something. |
| 00:57:06 |
Say, this is a fantasy. |
| 00:57:10 |
Man, the next time three fine womans |
| 00:57:15 |
ask you if your name |
| 00:57:22 |
Oh, hey. |
| 00:57:25 |
doing a little, uh... |
| 00:57:27 |
- uh, recon. |
| 00:57:31 |
- Uh, about a 2"x30"? |
| 00:57:35 |
I have to admit, |
| 00:57:36 |
those dancers were pretty good. |
| 00:57:38 |
Yeah, I think that one girl |
| 00:57:41 |
Wow, I'd give my right arm |
| 00:57:44 |
You know, all this monster killing |
| 00:57:47 |
Our first plan should be to escape. |
| 00:57:50 |
- I'm with you. |
| 00:57:52 |
Me too. |
| 00:57:53 |
Hey, there's a guy. |
| 00:57:56 |
Do you know how to get to the east... |
| 00:58:20 |
Oh God! Ahhh! |
| 00:58:25 |
¶ I can picture you naked... ¶ |
| 00:58:29 |
You shall not pass! |
| 00:58:33 |
¶ I can picture you naked... ¶ |
| 00:58:39 |
¶ I can picture you naked... ¶ |
| 00:58:45 |
How come we're not losing him? |
| 00:58:47 |
Hey, look, a police station! |
| 00:58:56 |
Police! What... what? |
| 00:58:59 |
Man, this is just an old movie set. |
| 00:59:01 |
You know, besides the fact |
| 00:59:04 |
from the moment we got here, |
| 00:59:06 |
Shh shh shh shh. |
| 00:59:08 |
Wait, guys, shh! Listen. |
| 00:59:11 |
- Shh shh shh shh. |
| 00:59:17 |
- That's him, isn't it? |
| 00:59:21 |
Ahh! |
| 00:59:25 |
Maybe we should run inside |
| 00:59:28 |
Great idea. Then what? |
| 00:59:30 |
Maybe we should try hiding in this house. |
| 00:59:37 |
Let's do it. |
| 00:59:49 |
Well, in case he saw us |
| 00:59:55 |
He saw us. He saw us! |
| 00:59:57 |
He saw us! |
| 00:59:59 |
Run! |
| 01:00:04 |
Holy moly! |
| 01:00:06 |
Maybe try this one. |
| 01:00:09 |
Looks like a bathroom. |
| 01:00:13 |
Is it a bathroom? |
| 01:00:16 |
Look, there's a pay phone. |
| 01:00:21 |
It takes tokens. |
| 01:00:24 |
Operator. Op... |
| 01:00:31 |
Hi there, baby. |
| 01:00:32 |
Anything you need to |
| 01:00:36 |
I think that one has |
| 01:00:39 |
We'll do whatever you want. |
| 01:00:41 |
We don't want to jerk you around. |
| 01:00:45 |
Yeah, that one has |
| 01:00:53 |
- That's pretty specific. |
| 01:00:56 |
I think I just got off. |
| 01:00:58 |
Oh. |
| 01:01:00 |
That's okay. |
| 01:01:04 |
even Stan. |
| 01:01:07 |
Oh, little Stan! |
| 01:01:09 |
Yeah. |
| 01:01:12 |
Stan! |
| 01:01:13 |
- More cream, Stan. |
| 01:01:17 |
Sorry. |
| 01:01:19 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 01:01:22 |
We should try upstairs. |
| 01:01:26 |
Do you take debit cards? |
| 01:01:31 |
This is good. Come on. |
| 01:01:34 |
Block the door. |
| 01:01:45 |
Oh! |
| 01:01:49 |
Wow, I can... |
| 01:01:51 |
barely keep my eyes... |
| 01:02:18 |
Um... |
| 01:02:24 |
Oh, Jeez! |
| 01:02:30 |
Guys... |
| 01:02:33 |
we did it. We did it! |
| 01:02:36 |
Yeah, we did it! |
| 01:02:38 |
- We did it! |
| 01:02:40 |
Teddy, I don't know about you, |
| 01:02:42 |
but I haven't slept |
| 01:02:43 |
Yeah, whatever! |
| 01:02:45 |
I know I ruined our night, |
| 01:02:47 |
but since it's daylight, |
| 01:02:50 |
Can we get some breakfast? |
| 01:02:56 |
- That's so weird. |
| 01:03:01 |
Ahhh! |
| 01:03:02 |
Ha ha ha ha! |
| 01:03:08 |
Ahh! |
| 01:03:15 |
- Man, I had this nightmare. |
| 01:03:17 |
The guy had, like, a Swiss Army knife |
| 01:03:19 |
- And he smacked us. |
| 01:03:22 |
When did you change into |
| 01:03:24 |
Oh, in my dream. |
| 01:03:26 |
Well, we can't fall asleep again |
| 01:03:29 |
There's a TV. |
| 01:03:34 |
We'll keep you posted |
| 01:03:36 |
And in local news, tonight police |
| 01:03:40 |
His name is Finbar Ohara, |
| 01:03:42 |
an escaped murderer also |
| 01:03:45 |
Hey, that's the guy we picked up. |
| 01:03:46 |
A busload of Linwood |
| 01:03:49 |
found him lying on New Road after he had |
| 01:03:52 |
He wasn't thrown. |
| 01:03:55 |
Once inside the bus, |
| 01:03:58 |
killed the driver and all |
| 01:04:01 |
The lone surviving |
| 01:04:04 |
described the killer |
| 01:04:07 |
I didn't think he was bossy. |
| 01:04:09 |
In other news, a Margate couple |
| 01:04:12 |
for selling pornography that |
| 01:04:15 |
while people used the bathroom at |
| 01:04:17 |
Chanel 5 News was there exclusively |
| 01:04:22 |
Some of the footage was shot |
| 01:04:27 |
Maybe we'll get residuals. |
| 01:04:29 |
And finally tonight, |
| 01:04:32 |
Sammy Boy was the victim |
| 01:04:36 |
Viewers might remember |
| 01:04:38 |
from a story we did |
| 01:04:40 |
when Sammy Boy rescued |
| 01:04:42 |
from a fire at |
| 01:04:44 |
Sammy Boy's owner was too distraught |
| 01:04:47 |
but he said he vowed to |
| 01:04:50 |
and "butcher them like pigs." |
| 01:04:53 |
- Turn it off. |
| 01:04:54 |
I'm Zorianna Kit. |
| 01:05:03 |
Well, there he is, |
| 01:05:06 |
Well, I'm tired of |
| 01:05:09 |
I'm gonna do something about it. |
| 01:05:17 |
Stan, wait. |
| 01:05:27 |
Ahh! |
| 01:05:28 |
No one messes with |
| 01:05:33 |
Hey! |
| 01:05:36 |
- He's beating up Timmy, our goalie. |
| 01:05:39 |
Let's get him! |
| 01:05:43 |
- Get back here! |
| 01:05:49 |
Ow! Ow! |
| 01:05:57 |
That's great, Stan. |
| 01:05:58 |
We went from one crazy hockey |
| 01:06:01 |
Well, that's 'cause I don't |
| 01:06:04 |
We need to get out of here, okay? |
| 01:06:23 |
- Oh! |
| 01:06:30 |
And cut. |
| 01:06:32 |
His cock is green. |
| 01:06:37 |
His fangs are starting |
| 01:06:39 |
What's that smell? |
| 01:06:41 |
It's a combination of |
| 01:06:43 |
Oh, what the hell is this? |
| 01:06:45 |
We're making a gay porno. |
| 01:06:48 |
at Cornhole Pictures. |
| 01:06:51 |
Cornhole Pictures? |
| 01:06:52 |
Hey, how did these |
| 01:06:55 |
- Get these freaks out of here. |
| 01:06:57 |
We're just trying to, like, |
| 01:07:00 |
and then we're trying to drop off |
| 01:07:08 |
"Grazing Ryan's Privates"? |
| 01:07:11 |
What? |
| 01:07:13 |
That's a classic. |
| 01:07:17 |
Oh, he got lube on the bag. |
| 01:07:20 |
He got lube on... |
| 01:07:22 |
- Why do you have that? |
| 01:07:24 |
Get 'em out of here. |
| 01:07:26 |
Who would have thought that |
| 01:07:29 |
is now the home to porn? |
| 01:07:31 |
Oh, you guys. |
| 01:07:34 |
- Aw. |
| 01:07:36 |
- How cute. |
| 01:07:38 |
- Aw! |
| 01:07:42 |
He kind of looks like that dog |
| 01:07:45 |
You mean Sammy Boy? |
| 01:07:47 |
That's Sammy Boy's son. |
| 01:07:50 |
This is Sammy Boy! |
| 01:07:53 |
- Whoa! |
| 01:07:54 |
Hi, Sammy Boy. |
| 01:07:58 |
Nice job. |
| 01:08:00 |
You barely notice. |
| 01:08:02 |
He hasn't been the same |
| 01:08:05 |
He can't eat. |
| 01:08:08 |
Have you tried the Ensure? |
| 01:08:11 |
They're these little milkshakes. |
| 01:08:14 |
when he couldn't poop. |
| 01:08:15 |
Sammy needs meat! |
| 01:08:17 |
There was a Sizzler |
| 01:08:19 |
- on the way over here. |
| 01:08:21 |
You don't have to cook it. |
| 01:08:25 |
- Anybody else got any big bright ideas? |
| 01:08:28 |
But I have this. |
| 01:08:30 |
What you got there? |
| 01:08:36 |
That's fantastic, Mia. |
| 01:08:38 |
You're controlling him! |
| 01:08:40 |
You haven't seen the last of us! |
| 01:08:44 |
You guys, I'm like those guys |
| 01:08:48 |
Sigmund & Freud. |
| 01:08:49 |
You know, we have so many |
| 01:08:52 |
if we don't get to a landline soon |
| 01:08:54 |
we're not gonna make it |
| 01:08:56 |
Too bad there's just |
| 01:08:57 |
What cab phone? |
| 01:08:59 |
The one in the town |
| 01:09:01 |
Ahhh! |
| 01:09:05 |
Do you guys hear that? |
| 01:09:08 |
All right. All right, thanks. |
| 01:09:14 |
So I called the dispatcher. |
| 01:09:17 |
Cab'll be here in 20 minutes. |
| 01:09:19 |
And did you tell him |
| 01:09:21 |
On who? |
| 01:09:24 |
Yeah, he's got a point. |
| 01:09:25 |
- So are we still going to this party? |
| 01:09:27 |
I just want to go home. |
| 01:09:29 |
We're not home yet. |
| 01:09:35 |
Programs! |
| 01:09:37 |
Get your programs right here! |
| 01:09:39 |
Get them while they're hot... |
| 01:09:41 |
Here you go, kind sir. |
| 01:09:46 |
- Well, that can't be good. |
| 01:09:50 |
I can't believe I'm gonna die |
| 01:09:53 |
You're not gonna die |
| 01:09:55 |
So I have time to change? |
| 01:09:57 |
That's great, because I have this |
| 01:09:59 |
- We're going to plan B. |
| 01:10:02 |
- Run! |
| 01:10:26 |
Damn, those guys are fast. |
| 01:10:28 |
- I'm scared. |
| 01:10:32 |
- What's that on my hip? |
| 01:10:36 |
Stan, I hate to admit it, |
| 01:10:39 |
Well, I'm not scared. |
| 01:10:42 |
Is this how it all ends? |
| 01:10:46 |
No, it's not how it all ends! |
| 01:10:49 |
We're gonna settle this the way |
| 01:10:53 |
ever since the fire |
| 01:10:55 |
How's that? |
| 01:10:56 |
- Utilizing the ancient art of... |
| 01:11:03 |
All right, freaks. |
| 01:11:07 |
to beat these monsters in an event |
| 01:11:10 |
- singing karaoke. |
| 01:11:12 |
Now in case you don't know it, |
| 01:11:16 |
If Stan and the gang wins, |
| 01:11:18 |
they get to go home alive |
| 01:11:22 |
and never come back! |
| 01:11:27 |
Now if the monsters win, |
| 01:11:30 |
they get to mutilate and kill |
| 01:11:34 |
and Teddy and Mia. |
| 01:11:35 |
- No, that's "boo." |
| 01:11:38 |
First up, the monsters. |
| 01:11:52 |
¶ Hey, Stan, there's no need |
| 01:11:56 |
¶ We said, "Hey, Stan ¶ |
| 01:11:58 |
¶ Pick yourself off the ground" ¶ |
| 01:11:59 |
¶ We said, "Hey, Stan ¶ |
| 01:12:01 |
¶ 'Cause you're in a new town ¶ |
| 01:12:03 |
¶ There's no need to be ¶ |
| 01:12:06 |
¶ Unhappy ¶ |
| 01:12:08 |
¶ Hey, Stan, |
| 01:12:11 |
¶ We said, "Hey, Stan, |
| 01:12:15 |
¶ You can stay here |
| 01:12:18 |
¶ That we're here to rape |
| 01:12:25 |
¶ We're here to kill S-T-A-N ¶ |
| 01:12:29 |
¶ It's fun to kill S-T-A-N ¶ |
| 01:12:32 |
¶ Our intentions are real ¶ |
| 01:12:35 |
¶ And you can't make a deal ¶ |
| 01:12:37 |
¶ This will be your last meal ¶ |
| 01:12:41 |
¶ Hey, Stan ¶ |
| 01:12:43 |
¶ Are you listening to me? ¶ |
| 01:12:45 |
¶ We said, "Hey, Stan ¶ |
| 01:12:46 |
¶ Who did you think you'd be?" ¶ |
| 01:12:49 |
¶ We said, "Hey, Stan, |
| 01:12:52 |
¶ Don't think you can escape us." ¶ |
| 01:13:02 |
Well, I hate to say it, |
| 01:13:05 |
Not bad for a bunch |
| 01:13:08 |
But Stan and the gang are |
| 01:13:35 |
¶ Well, I know that it's getting late ¶ |
| 01:13:39 |
¶ But I just wanna go home ¶ |
| 01:13:43 |
¶ I'm in no hurry, baby, |
| 01:13:47 |
¶ 'Cause I just |
| 01:13:51 |
¶ Listen to the man sing his song ¶ |
| 01:13:55 |
¶ I just wanna go home ¶ |
| 01:13:59 |
¶ I don't mind if it takes |
| 01:14:02 |
¶ 'Cause I just wanna go home ¶ |
| 01:14:06 |
¶ Listen, baby, I know |
| 01:14:11 |
¶ To reach up and |
| 01:14:15 |
¶ Whatever happened to |
| 01:14:18 |
¶ But I just wanna go home ¶ |
| 01:14:22 |
¶ Lord, look at how |
| 01:14:26 |
¶ Said I just wanna go home ¶ |
| 01:14:30 |
¶ In their minds |
| 01:14:34 |
¶ I just wanna go home ¶ |
| 01:14:38 |
¶ I know the words to |
| 01:14:41 |
¶ But, oh, I just wanna go home ¶ |
| 01:14:46 |
¶ I know he's talking about |
| 01:14:49 |
¶ And I just wanna go home ¶ |
| 01:14:52 |
¶ Listen, baby ¶ |
| 01:14:54 |
¶ I know we had to try ¶ |
| 01:14:58 |
¶ To reach up and touch |
| 01:15:01 |
¶ Whatever happened to you and I? ¶ |
| 01:15:05 |
¶ But I just wanna go home. ¶ |
| 01:15:21 |
Tough. It's tough... tough call. |
| 01:15:26 |
Now you know how it works... |
| 01:15:28 |
the town decides. |
| 01:15:30 |
How many of you think that |
| 01:15:34 |
were the best? |
| 01:15:41 |
Yay! |
| 01:15:44 |
Now how many of you felt that |
| 01:15:52 |
Aw, well, |
| 01:15:54 |
I'm sorry, monsters. |
| 01:15:56 |
They're admittedly a little biased, |
| 01:16:03 |
Wait wait wait. |
| 01:16:17 |
There is no fair and square. |
| 01:16:20 |
Uh, Stan? |
| 01:16:23 |
Do something, Stan. |
| 01:16:25 |
I'm gonna bring out the hardware. |
| 01:16:34 |
- Do you need a hand? |
| 01:16:36 |
Ooh, I got it. |
| 01:16:40 |
Ahhh! |
| 01:16:53 |
Well, that was |
| 01:16:55 |
Hmm. |
| 01:16:57 |
I... I feel like I should tell you, um... |
| 01:17:00 |
I forgot to mention that |
| 01:17:03 |
so I refilled your weapon |
| 01:17:06 |
with the water hose |
| 01:17:11 |
- You drank the holy water? |
| 01:17:15 |
Could have used this information |
| 01:17:22 |
Ahh. |
| 01:17:27 |
The scroll! |
| 01:17:35 |
Great, it's a joke. |
| 01:17:38 |
I thought it'd be more of a clue. |
| 01:17:40 |
I think you're both right... |
| 01:17:43 |
on how to deal with |
| 01:17:45 |
- I don't get it. |
| 01:17:47 |
No, guys, I think I can read this. |
| 01:17:50 |
Yeah, I think it says that |
| 01:17:57 |
Okay okay, Stan Helsing! |
| 01:18:01 |
You've had your fun. |
| 01:18:03 |
Now get ready to |
| 01:18:07 |
- Ahh! |
| 01:18:14 |
There! Check it out! |
| 01:18:18 |
That really hurt. |
| 01:18:22 |
You wanted me to get involved? |
| 01:18:31 |
Wait, no, please. |
| 01:18:36 |
I don't see how this is |
| 01:18:40 |
Oh, not me? Okay. |
| 01:18:44 |
Ow! |
| 01:18:52 |
My God. |
| 01:19:05 |
I have no weaknesses, mortal. |
| 01:19:41 |
We're not gonna go that easy. |
| 01:19:43 |
Oh, actually, you two |
| 01:19:49 |
Teddy... condiments, please. |
| 01:19:51 |
Coming right up, Stan my man! |
| 01:19:53 |
Whoo! |
| 01:19:59 |
Sounds like Sammy Boy finally |
| 01:20:09 |
Got his raw meat! |
| 01:20:13 |
Let's set this on shred! |
| 01:20:16 |
Yeah! |
| 01:20:23 |
Hello? Hi. |
| 01:20:26 |
Ha. Looks like no one's |
| 01:20:29 |
Ahhh! |
| 01:20:33 |
And what's my weakness? |
| 01:20:35 |
Dude, you're a doll. |
| 01:20:39 |
Announcer over radio: |
| 01:20:42 |
Blue 69, |
| 01:20:47 |
Here's the kick! |
| 01:20:49 |
In the air. |
| 01:20:52 |
You did it! |
| 01:21:07 |
Your cab is waiting |
| 01:21:10 |
Here. |
| 01:21:13 |
You've earned it, |
| 01:21:15 |
Stan Van Helsing. |
| 01:21:36 |
Freak. |
| 01:21:43 |
Come back! Come back! |
| 01:21:46 |
We need you. |
| 01:22:12 |
Thanks for visiting |
| 01:22:16 |
West gate. |
| 01:22:18 |
An ice-cream truck? That's a new one. |
| 01:22:21 |
No, I can't say I've ever seen |
| 01:22:23 |
a Rocket Sucker with balls. |
| 01:22:28 |
Oh, hey look, it's the mask |
| 01:22:31 |
Oh. Mask. |
| 01:22:36 |
So does it alter how I look? |
| 01:22:39 |
I think he meant it would alter |
| 01:22:42 |
Oh. |
| 01:22:53 |
Stop the cab, please! |
| 01:23:19 |
Yeah! |
| 01:23:28 |
You know what I'm thinking? |
| 01:23:31 |
- Lap dance? |
| 01:23:33 |
but we can skip right to |
| 01:23:37 |
Oh my oh... |
| 01:23:39 |
Oh, I'd better make sure you're okay. |
| 01:23:42 |
Oh, no, you're so sick. |
| 01:23:45 |
Oh, you're so sick. |
| 01:23:48 |
Whoo! |
| 01:23:49 |
Welcome to my world, bitch. |
| 01:23:59 |
¶ Take it one time ¶ |
| 01:24:02 |
¶ Yeah yeah, uh-huh ¶ |
| 01:24:04 |
¶ Do we gotta say it again? |
| 01:24:07 |
¶ What we got is lockdown ¶ |
| 01:24:10 |
¶ We run the game |
| 01:24:12 |
¶ People wanna get on down |
| 01:24:14 |
¶ People wanna |
| 01:24:16 |
¶ 'Cause you know |
| 01:24:18 |
¶ Make you wanna |
| 01:24:20 |
¶ Yeah, yo ¶ |
| 01:24:22 |
¶ I eliminated the middle man, |
| 01:24:24 |
¶ Growing up with a fan |
| 01:24:27 |
¶ I gotta do this for |
| 01:24:29 |
Oh, yeah, squeeze your face. |
| 01:24:31 |
Who's a bad boy? |
| 01:24:33 |
Yeah! Yeah, you're my bad boy! |
| 01:24:35 |
You're my bad boy! |
| 01:24:36 |
¶ Everybody can do it, |
| 01:24:38 |
¶ Went from the top to the bottom |
| 01:24:40 |
¶ And ain't no stopping him ¶ |
| 01:24:41 |
¶ 'Cause he the one to check |
| 01:24:43 |
¶ I ain't seen the sun |
| 01:24:45 |
Hey, Mom. |
| 01:24:47 |
I'm in a stripper costume. |
| 01:24:49 |
I'm giving a lap dance. I've done |
| 01:24:53 |
You're gonna be so proud of me. |
| 01:24:54 |
¶ Where that music coming from? ¶ |
| 01:24:55 |
¶ From my heart, just a start, |
| 01:24:57 |
Wait, are there any |
| 01:25:00 |
Wait, we're in it. |
| 01:25:03 |
I'm in it! |
| 01:25:04 |
¶ Tick tickety, don't quit, |
| 01:25:08 |
¶ Ain't nothing going to change ¶ |
| 01:25:09 |
¶ What we got is lockdown ¶ |
| 01:25:12 |
- ¶ We run the game... ¶ |
| 01:25:14 |
¶ People want to get on down |
| 01:25:17 |
This is Mockingbird Lane. |
| 01:25:19 |
It takes... |
| 01:25:21 |
- One more time. |
| 01:25:23 |
Do it again. |
| 01:25:27 |
Shut up. Here we go. |
| 01:25:29 |
Take this right, take this right! |
| 01:25:33 |
Ahh. |
| 01:25:36 |
One more. |
| 01:25:38 |
It's so stupid! |
| 01:25:40 |
Stan Helsing? |
| 01:25:44 |
Next thing I know you're |
| 01:25:53 |
¶ Get you high but too much |
| 01:25:55 |
¶ Please stop frontin' like |
| 01:25:57 |
¶ You're really waitin' around |
| 01:26:00 |
¶ Oh! Tick tock, you don't stop ¶ |
| 01:26:02 |
¶ To the... tick tock, you don't stop ¶ |
| 01:26:04 |
¶ To the... |
| 01:26:06 |
¶ To the... tick tickety, |
| 01:26:08 |
¶ But do we gotta say it again? ¶ |
| 01:26:10 |
¶ Ain't nothin' going to change ¶ |
| 01:26:12 |
¶ What we got is lockdown ¶ |
| 01:26:14 |
¶ We run the game |
| 01:26:16 |
¶ People wanna get on down |
| 01:26:18 |
¶ People wanna |
| 01:26:20 |
¶ But you know |
| 01:26:23 |
¶ You make me want to |
| 01:26:25 |
¶ That's right, |
| 01:26:27 |
¶ Third verse, catch it |
| 01:26:29 |
¶ Hands up in the air, |
| 01:26:31 |
¶ If you're still wondering about |
| 01:26:33 |
¶ Just bought a house, motherfucker, |
| 01:26:36 |
¶ Not Lisa Loeb |
| 01:26:38 |
¶ Come a long way from |
| 01:26:40 |
¶ Had to hustle and flow, |
| 01:26:42 |
¶ Stay humble, showing off's |
| 01:26:44 |
¶ We just sitting together now, |
| 01:26:46 |
¶ Even got coated platinum |
| 01:26:49 |
¶ Producing and continuin' to jam, |
| 01:26:51 |
¶ Peter Jackson can now |
| 01:26:53 |
¶ Looking forward for daylight, |
| 01:26:55 |
¶ Laughing at the competition, |
| 01:26:58 |
¶ Keep it poppin', I ain't stoppin', |
| 01:27:00 |
¶ Ride it to the top |
| 01:27:02 |
¶ Tick tock, you don't stop ¶ |
| 01:27:04 |
¶ To the... tick tock, you don't stop ¶ |
| 01:27:06 |
¶ To the... |
| 01:27:09 |
¶ To the... tick tickety, |
| 01:27:11 |
¶ But do we gotta say it again? ¶ |
| 01:27:12 |
¶ Ain't nothin' going to change ¶ |
| 01:27:14 |
¶ What we got is lockdown ¶ |
| 01:27:16 |
¶ We run the game |
| 01:27:18 |
¶ People wanna get on down |
| 01:27:20 |
¶ People wanna |
| 01:27:23 |
¶ But you know |
| 01:27:25 |
¶ You make me want to |
| 01:27:27 |
¶ That's right, straight running |
| 01:27:30 |
¶ Get get, uh, get, get down ¶ |
| 01:27:31 |
¶ Get get get get, |
| 01:27:33 |
¶ Get get, |
| 01:27:36 |
¶ Get get, uh, get, get down ¶ |
| 01:27:38 |
¶ Oh, straight running the game ¶ |
| 01:27:40 |
¶ Full stop, |
| 01:27:42 |
¶ Full stop, straight running the game ¶ |
| 01:27:44 |
¶ Straight running the game, |
| 01:28:18 |
¶ Yeah ¶ |
| 01:28:22 |
¶ How y'all feeling |
| 01:28:27 |
¶ Hey, pretty lady ¶ |
| 01:28:30 |
¶ Let me touch your body, |
| 01:28:32 |
¶ Rub it real good, |
| 01:28:34 |
¶ Do it like I should ¶ |
| 01:28:36 |
¶ I like your frame, honey, |
| 01:28:38 |
¶ I know you like it naughty, |
| 01:28:40 |
¶ Let me touch your body, |
| 01:28:43 |
¶ Let me use my hands, |
| 01:28:45 |
¶ I like your frame, honey, |
| 01:28:47 |
¶ I know you like it naughty, |
| 01:28:49 |
¶ Look at that rack, |
| 01:28:52 |
¶ The way she move her neck |
| 01:28:54 |
¶ Ordinary girl |
| 01:28:56 |
¶ Watch her back it up |
| 01:28:58 |
¶ And she act up, |
| 01:29:01 |
¶ Got me amped up, |
| 01:29:03 |
¶ I wanna touch your body, |
| 01:29:05 |
¶ Make you feel good, |
| 01:29:08 |
¶ Let me touch your body, |
| 01:29:10 |
¶ Let me use my hands, |
| 01:29:12 |
¶ I like your frame, honey, |
| 01:29:15 |
¶ I know you like it naughty, |
| 01:29:17 |
¶ Let me touch your body, |
| 01:29:19 |
¶ Let me use my hands, |
| 01:29:22 |
¶ I like your frame, honey, |
| 01:29:24 |
¶ I know you like it naughty, |
| 01:29:26 |
¶ Ordinary girl, |
| 01:29:28 |
¶ Undercover badge, |
| 01:29:31 |
¶ You're from Costa Rica |
| 01:29:33 |
¶ Like a gin and tonic |
| 01:29:35 |
¶ Yeah, I'm feeling buzzed, |
| 01:29:38 |
¶ Yeah, that's what it was, |
| 01:29:40 |
¶ She like her body touched, |
| 01:29:42 |
¶ Big Cali butt, |
| 01:29:44 |
¶ Let me touch your body, |
| 01:29:47 |
¶ Let me use my hands, |
| 01:29:49 |
¶ I like your frame, honey, |
| 01:29:51 |
¶ I know you like it naughty, |
| 01:29:54 |
¶ Let me touch your body, |
| 01:29:56 |
¶ Let me use my hands, |
| 01:29:58 |
¶ I like your frame, honey, |
| 01:30:01 |
¶ I know you like it naughty, |
