Stardust

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00:00:35 A philosopher once asked,
00:00:37 "Are we human
00:00:42 "or do we gaze at them
00:00:46 Pointless, really.
00:00:48 Do the stars gaze back?
00:00:51 Now, that's a question.
00:00:54 But I'm getting ahead of myself.
00:00:57 Our story really begins here,
00:01:00 150 years ago
00:01:04 in London, England,
00:01:07 where a letter arrived,
00:01:13 It had come from a country boy
00:01:15 and the scientist who read it thought it
00:01:21 But he duly wrote a reply
00:01:23 politely explaining
00:01:27 And posted it to the boy
00:01:32 so named, the boy had said,
00:01:36 A wall that, according to local folklore,
00:01:42 I'm charged with guarding the portal
00:01:46 And you're asking me
00:01:51 Yes.
00:01:55 Look, do you see
00:01:58 No. You see a field.
00:02:02 No. And you know why?
00:02:06 Hundreds of years,
00:02:09 Hundreds of years,
00:02:14 - Well...
00:02:16 and I'll have you up
00:02:22 - Well, that sounds rather final.
00:02:26 - Better just go home, then, I suppose.
00:02:32 Give my best to your father.
00:02:36 Stop!
00:02:39 Stop!
00:03:23 I don't deal with time-wasters.
00:03:26 Get over here and tend this stall.
00:03:28 I'm off to The Slaughtered Prince
00:03:37 See anything you like?
00:03:41 Definitely.
00:03:43 I mean, what I meant was these ones,
00:03:48 How much are they?
00:03:50 They might be the color of your hair.
00:03:53 Or they might be all of your memories
00:03:57 I can check if you like.
00:03:59 Anyway, you shouldn't buy the bluebells.
00:04:04 Snowdrop.
00:04:07 It'll bring you luck.
00:04:10 But what does that cost?
00:04:13 This one costs a kiss.
00:04:35 Is she gone?
00:04:38 Follow me.
00:04:52 I'm a princess,
00:04:55 Will you liberate me?
00:05:06 It's an enchanted chain.
00:05:11 Sorry.
00:05:13 Well, if I can't liberate you,
00:05:34 So, the scientist was wrong.
00:05:37 The wall had successfully done its job
00:05:39 of hiding
00:05:44 The young man returned that night
00:05:47 hoping that his adventure
00:05:51 But nine months later,
00:06:04 This was left at the wall for you.
00:06:32 Tristan? Don't forget the flowers.
00:06:35 Yes. I've got them. Thank you, Father.
00:06:38 Eighteen years passed,
00:06:43 knowing nothing
00:06:47 But never mind
00:06:51 This is the story of
00:06:56 a much greater challenge altogether.
00:07:00 For to achieve it,
00:07:02 he must win the heart
00:07:09 - It's him!
00:07:14 Humphrey?
00:07:15 Humphrey?
00:07:16 - No, it's Tristan.
00:07:20 Did I leave something at the shop?
00:07:22 No. I just thought I could bring...
00:07:26 Tristan Thorn,
00:07:28 shop boy by day, peeping Tom by night.
00:07:31 Is there no end to your charms?
00:07:34 Humphrey,
00:07:36 Be nice to the poor boy.
00:07:39 Were those for Victoria?
00:07:55 You were always useless at fencing
00:07:58 In fact, I'm having trouble remembering
00:08:01 Humphrey, that's enough.
00:08:08 Are you all right?
00:08:10 Yeah. Yeah, fine.
00:08:33 - Want some breakfast?
00:08:35 - Are you all right?
00:08:39 Oh, I don't know.
00:08:43 Oh, really good. Really, really good.
00:09:01 Hello, Tristan.
00:09:02 - Victoria.
00:09:07 - Yes.
00:09:11 Oh, look, I'm sorry about last night.
00:09:14 I also need a sack of potatoes
00:09:21 May I perhaps see you tonight?
00:09:25 No, but you may walk me home.
00:09:28 Now?
00:09:30 Yes. Yes, I can.
00:09:39 Father, I lost my job.
00:09:42 Father, I don't... I lost my job. I'm sorry.
00:09:45 - Father...
00:09:47 Yes, so I heard.
00:09:50 Father, I'm sorry. I...
00:09:53 Maybe Mr. Monday was right.
00:09:56 - I'm not good enough for Victoria.
00:10:00 You really want to know
00:10:02 Yeah.
00:10:04 Not good.
00:10:06 Come on. I'm wasting my time.
00:10:09 I'm not like Humphrey.
00:10:11 Tristan, I can tell you that every man
00:10:17 has led an unremarkable life.
00:10:20 So you don't fit with the popular crowd.
00:10:37 - Tristan, I clearly said...
00:10:39 I have something for you. A surprise.
00:10:43 No...
00:10:58 It's not my birthday for another week,
00:11:04 - I've never had champagne before.
00:11:09 My God! This is delicious!
00:11:13 How did... Well,
00:11:16 I'm not a shop boy.
00:11:18 God! I heard. I'm sorry.
00:11:20 No. I mean, I'm not a shop boy.
00:11:24 And now I'm not.
00:11:27 This must have been all your savings.
00:11:30 So? I can make more.
00:11:33 I never intended to stay in Wall,
00:11:34 There's a big world out there,
00:11:38 Now you sound just like Humphrey.
00:11:40 Do you know he's going all the way
00:11:44 Ipswich?
00:11:46 Victoria, I'm talking about London
00:11:50 A ring? Why is he...
00:11:54 The word is he's planning to propose
00:11:56 He's going to...
00:11:59 And you're gonna say yes.
00:12:01 I can't exactly say no
00:12:04 "All the way to Ipswich"?
00:12:06 Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
00:12:12 - Really?
00:12:13 Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
00:12:15 I would go to
00:12:18 and bring you back your weight in gold.
00:12:21 I would.
00:12:23 I'd go to Africa and bring you back
00:12:28 Or I'd go to the Arctic
00:12:31 and bring you back its head.
00:12:34 A polar bear's head?
00:12:40 You're funny, Tristan.
00:12:43 People like you and people like me,
00:12:51 I should be going. It's really late.
00:12:52 Well, hold on, then.
00:12:57 Okay.
00:13:02 Had Tristan known then
00:13:06 he'd have shuddered at the very thought
00:13:08 of an audience to his humiliation.
00:13:12 But, fortunately for him,
00:13:14 nearly every star in the sky
00:13:17 looking in earnest at the land
00:13:21 where the King of all Stormhold
00:13:25 which was a coincidence
00:13:28 that would change the course
00:13:36 Where is Secundus?
00:13:38 He's on his way, Father.
00:13:41 Then we shall wait.
00:13:51 Sorry I'm late, Father.
00:14:00 Septimus.
00:14:02 Primus.
00:14:04 Tertius.
00:14:06 So, to the matter of succession.
00:14:12 Of my seven sons,
00:14:17 This is quite a break with tradition.
00:14:21 And you killed them all for your throne
00:14:23 before your father, the King,
00:14:26 We know, Father.
00:14:29 And cunning. Most importantly, cunning.
00:14:34 - Secundus.
00:14:37 Look through the window.
00:14:48 I see the kingdom, Father.
00:14:51 The whole of Stormhold.
00:14:53 - And?
00:14:57 Maybe. Look up.
00:15:24 - Secundus.
00:15:31 You're alive. You're...
00:15:35 Stuck like this
00:15:38 I was that close.
00:15:40 Well, at least
00:15:43 Oh, please. You're not annoyed
00:15:46 - I mean, that was 10 years ago.
00:15:49 Great deal of good it did you, didn't it,
00:15:50 Because now, of course,
00:15:54 Oh, sorry. Wait. No, you're not.
00:15:57 Una? Una?
00:16:00 No, Father, it's me, your son.
00:16:04 Tertius.
00:16:08 Where is your sister, Una?
00:16:11 Sorry, Father.
00:16:14 - Septimus?
00:16:16 Tradition dictates the throne must pass
00:16:21 Exactly, Father.
00:16:24 So why would I kill my sister
00:16:26 Indeed.
00:16:29 Therefore, we shall resolve the situation
00:16:57 Only he of royal blood
00:17:02 And the one of you that does so
00:17:57 Oh, Tristan! A shooting star!
00:18:01 Beautiful.
00:18:05 More beautiful than a fancy ring
00:18:11 Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
00:18:16 I'd cross the wall
00:18:20 You can't cross the wall.
00:18:22 Nobody crosses the wall.
00:18:24 I'm not being silly. I'd do it.
00:18:29 For you, I'd do anything.
00:18:32 My very own star.
00:18:37 It seems we have ourselves
00:18:41 You have exactly one week
00:19:53 Mormo! Empusa! Wake up. Now!
00:19:58 - What is it?
00:20:09 Where are the Babylon candles?
00:20:10 You used the last one, Lamia,
00:20:15 Perhaps we can obtain another.
00:20:17 Perhaps we can obtain another.
00:20:17 Has your mind become
00:20:21 You speak as if such things
00:20:23 I know, sister, I merely thought...
00:20:25 You'd have us hunting
00:20:26 while some other witch finds our star.
00:20:29 Fool. There's no time to waste.
00:20:32 If we must retrieve it on foot,
00:20:35 Mormo, we need information.
00:20:46 If these divinations are correct,
00:20:54 Four centuries we've waited for this.
00:20:59 Which of us shall go, then, to seek it
00:21:10 - I've his kidney.
00:21:12 And I've his heart.
00:21:16 You'll be needing
00:21:26 - There's not much left.
00:22:23 - Dunstan Thorn. Not again.
00:22:29 Oh. You do look a bit like your father.
00:22:33 And I suppose you intend
00:22:36 Well, you can forget it. Go home.
00:22:38 Cross the wall as well as who?
00:22:41 No one. Nobody.
00:22:43 Nobody crosses the wall.
00:22:46 Everybody knows that!
00:22:48 Yeah... No, no, I know.
00:22:53 Well, I better just head
00:22:55 Yeah.
00:22:56 - Right, then. Night, Tristan.
00:23:01 Give my best to your father.
00:23:25 Off you go.
00:23:32 I thought I heard you come in.
00:23:35 No, I'm fine.
00:23:36 - That Humphrey again?
00:23:38 Actually, it was the guard.
00:23:42 Tristan, he's 97 years old.
00:23:43 Well, that's given him plenty of time
00:23:48 Why, may I ask,
00:23:53 I might ask you the same thing.
00:24:43 I have a mother.
00:24:46 I mean, I have a mother.
00:24:49 Oh, I hope so. I certainly like to think so.
00:24:55 The chain you cut.
00:24:58 Just like you said.
00:25:00 And...
00:25:04 And the glass flower.
00:25:06 She told me it would bring me luck.
00:25:08 Thank you.
00:25:11 This was also in the basket.
00:25:15 It's addressed to you.
00:25:32 Yep.
00:25:33 "My dearest Tristan, please know that
00:25:39 Had my mistress allowed it,
00:25:44 My dearest wish is that
00:25:49 The fastest way to travel
00:25:53 To use it, think of me and only me.
00:25:56 I will think of you every day, for always.
00:26:03 "Your mother."
00:26:11 Well, do you... Do you have a light?
00:26:56 Mother?
00:26:57 Oh! Oh, Mother, I'm so... I'm so sorry.
00:27:00 No, I'm not.
00:27:04 You're... You're not my mother?
00:27:07 Do I look like I'm your mother?
00:27:10 No.
00:27:11 Sorry.
00:27:15 Well, are you all right?
00:27:16 You can help by leaving me alone!
00:27:20 All right.
00:27:28 Oh, my God.
00:27:32 I was. I was thinking of my...
00:27:34 But then Victoria and the star
00:27:40 Oh, excuse me, madam. Sorry.
00:27:42 This may seem strange, but
00:27:46 - You're funny.
00:27:48 This must be where it fell.
00:27:51 Yeah, this is where it fell.
00:27:52 It is. Or if you want to be really specific,
00:27:55 up there is where
00:27:58 came out of nowhere
00:28:00 when it was minding its own business.
00:28:02 And over there is where it landed.
00:28:04 And right here, this is where it got hit
00:28:12 You're the star! You're the star? Really?
00:28:16 Oh, wow. I'm sorry.
00:28:22 May I just say in advance
00:28:25 - Sorry for what?
00:28:27 Now, if I am not mistaken,
00:28:30 See, you're going to be a birthday gift
00:28:34 But of course!
00:28:35 Nothing says romance like the gift
00:28:39 I'm not going anywhere with you.
00:28:47 Hurry. You should be
00:28:51 You must find the royal necklace
00:28:55 I should like to see you take the throne.
00:29:00 I don't doubt Stormhold would be
00:29:03 Really?
00:29:05 Well, that is fascinating.
00:29:07 - Don't you think, Tertius?
00:29:09 Prince Septimus! Tertius. Well... Well.
00:29:14 Since you're all here,
00:29:20 What a very good idea.
00:29:22 To the new King of Stormhold,
00:29:24 whichever of you fine fellows
00:29:28 To the new King of Stormhold.
00:30:10 You!
00:30:34 You really thought that you were king?
00:30:37 - You killed the Bishop?
00:30:39 I think you'll find that you killed the
00:30:45 Oh, look, when you finish wrestling
00:30:47 may I suggest you return
00:30:50 Leave the quest for the stone to me.
00:30:59 How have we lived this way
00:31:14 In my absence, I expect you to make it
00:31:19 When I return with our prize,
00:31:25 Never fear, my sisters.
00:31:29 I will not fail.
00:31:40 Don't you ever sleep?
00:31:42 Not at night.
00:31:43 May have escaped your notice, genius,
00:31:45 but that's when stars
00:31:47 They're coming out, shining,
00:31:49 Yeah, well, it may have escaped yours,
00:31:52 Coming out is off the agenda.
00:31:54 Shining has been suspended
00:31:58 Oh, and sleeping during the day
00:32:02 Unless you have some magical ability
00:32:05 Have you not got it
00:32:08 I'm not walking anywhere!
00:32:10 Fine.
00:32:12 Sit in a crater.
00:32:15 I was gonna put you back in the sky
00:32:18 but clearly, you'd rather sit on your own
00:32:21 And just how were you planning
00:32:24 I find the fastest way to travel
00:32:28 - You've got a Babylon candle.
00:32:32 - A Babylon candle.
00:32:33 You said "Bubbling."
00:32:34 Anyway, I was going to give
00:32:37 Well, that barely has one use left.
00:32:39 So be grateful I'm not using it right now
00:32:43 Unless you have a better way of
00:32:49 Fine!
00:32:51 Help me up.
00:32:53 All right. All right. I'm helping.
00:32:57 And you are gonna have to walk
00:32:58 Otherwise, I'll never get you back
00:33:01 Don't push your luck.
00:33:04 Don't take less than a florin for him,
00:33:08 - Yes, Mother.
00:33:10 And don't even think of stopping at the
00:33:14 A florin for your goat, boy.
00:33:19 Oh.
00:33:21 He's a bit small to pull your cart.
00:33:25 You're quite right.
00:33:37 That's much better.
00:33:43 Bernard!
00:33:46 Bernard!
00:34:08 Get on!
00:34:44 Who goes there?
00:34:46 What do you want with me,
00:34:48 Oh, do shut up. I know what you are
00:34:50 and I swear by the ordinances of the
00:34:55 that I mean you no harm this day.
00:34:57 I wish to share your meal.
00:35:00 Well, one can never be too careful.
00:35:14 - Anything else?
00:35:19 What's it to be?
00:35:21 Heads or tails?
00:35:23 Heads.
00:35:26 So, stranger,
00:35:28 where are you headed off to
00:35:31 I seek a fallen star.
00:35:34 She fell not far from here.
00:35:36 And when I find her,
00:35:38 and cut out her heart
00:35:41 And the glory of our youth
00:35:46 Fallen star?
00:35:48 That's the best news I've had in ages.
00:35:51 I could do with losing
00:35:53 So whereabouts did you...
00:35:55 Limbus grass!
00:35:57 You dare to steal truth from my lips
00:36:02 Do you have any idea what a big
00:36:07 How do you know my...
00:36:09 - Who are you?
00:36:14 I shall not seek the star,
00:36:18 Seek all you wish.
00:36:21 You shall not see the star, touch it,
00:36:26 You will not perceive her
00:36:36 Pray you never meet me again,
00:36:39 Oh, right. So let me get this straight.
00:36:41 You think you know
00:36:44 And I quote, "I just do."
00:36:47 I do, though. I don't know why.
00:36:48 Maybe it's my love for Victoria
00:36:51 - Please.
00:36:53 Yvaine! My name is Yvaine, so...
00:36:55 How many times do I have to...
00:36:58 Would you...
00:37:00 Yes, yes.
00:37:03 Look, we're...
00:37:05 The wall's north.
00:37:06 And if you look up in the sky,
00:37:09 The evening star. That's so weird.
00:37:11 That's funny. Hilarious.
00:37:13 No, I'm being...
00:37:15 Wait that... That was you! Really?
00:37:20 What... What are...
00:37:21 - What are you doing?
00:37:24 - Sitting down. I'm tired.
00:37:26 We agreed we'd stop off
00:37:28 Come on, Tristan. It's midday.
00:37:32 I never stay up this late!
00:37:37 Okay, you... Well, then I'II... You sleep.
00:37:48 What are you doing?
00:37:49 What does it look like I'm doing?
00:38:08 Your Highness, the soothsayer,
00:38:14 South, you said.
00:38:16 South we went.
00:38:19 Still no stone.
00:38:22 Do you now propose
00:38:25 Sire, I've merely relayed to you
00:38:30 I can do no more.
00:38:32 Well, consult them again.
00:38:35 Wait.
00:38:39 Before we seek the stone,
00:38:44 Am I the seventh son?
00:38:50 Yes.
00:38:51 Another question.
00:38:54 Is my favorite color blue?
00:39:00 Yes.
00:39:01 Has excessive begging or pleading
00:39:05 to spare the life of a traitor?
00:39:10 What does that mean?
00:39:11 - That means no.
00:39:15 Throw them again.
00:39:22 Do you work for my brother?
00:39:39 So, do we continue west?
00:40:11 Tristan?
00:40:21 Who's there?
00:40:30 Tristan, is that you?
00:40:32 It's not funny.
00:40:38 Tristan?
00:40:49 Come on.
00:41:32 Be careful how much magic
00:41:34 It's beginning to show.
00:41:36 One goat and a small enchantment.
00:41:40 Well, even using the ring
00:41:42 Better you call on us only in dire need.
00:41:45 And use your runes
00:41:48 I used them and she should be here.
00:41:50 But now
00:42:09 It is because you must stay
00:42:12 She is coming to you.
00:42:14 Oh, be warned, Lamia.
00:42:16 Misery has drained her.
00:42:20 Set a trap that ensures her heart
00:42:25 Yvaine! Yvaine!
00:42:29 Oh, you idiot.
00:42:52 You shall become human.
00:44:08 You are Billy, the innkeeper.
00:44:12 Now, make everything ready.
00:44:27 I mean, who's to say he'd have even
00:44:31 I just refuse to believe
00:44:35 who could've helped me.
00:44:36 Going on and on and on.
00:44:43 Tristan?
00:44:45 Please protect our sister, Tristan.
00:44:49 Yvaine is in grave danger.
00:44:52 The unicorn came to help her.
00:44:55 But now they're heading into a trap.
00:45:01 No star is safe in Stormhold.
00:45:05 The last to fall, 400 years ago,
00:45:09 was captured by the same witches
00:45:15 They tricked her,
00:45:18 cared for her,
00:45:21 and when her heart
00:45:25 they cut it from her chest
00:45:30 and ate it.
00:45:34 There's no time to waste.
00:45:36 A coach is coming.
00:45:37 By any means possible,
00:45:41 Run.
00:46:12 Whoa!
00:46:21 If Septimus insists on sending a boy
00:46:24 No, no, no, wait, please!
00:46:25 I don't know a Septimus.
00:46:27 Look at me, look at me.
00:46:30 Please, let me ride with you.
00:46:32 I'm afraid that's impossible.
00:46:36 Well, then all the more reason
00:46:38 There may come a time when you need
00:46:41 Please. Maybe providence sent me
00:46:46 - Get on.
00:47:13 Goodness me, my dear.
00:47:16 We have food and drink, a warm bed
00:47:39 How do you like your bath?
00:47:44 I honestly don't know.
00:47:45 Then let me choose for you,
00:47:46 and I'll have my husband
00:47:50 Billy?
00:48:02 Now, let's get you out
00:48:16 Feeling better?
00:48:17 Much. Thank you.
00:48:19 The warm water's actually done me
00:48:22 You see?
00:48:25 And your leg? Any improvement?
00:48:29 That is extraordinary.
00:48:31 It's the very least I could do.
00:48:35 You seem happier in yourself, too.
00:48:37 I do feel happier. Less troubled.
00:48:41 Wonderful.
00:48:43 Nothing like a nice soak
00:48:54 Now, I'm only a simple innkeeper's wife,
00:48:57 but I've been told
00:49:01 I'd be glad to give you a massage.
00:49:04 What's a massage?
00:49:06 Never had... Well, bless my soul.
00:49:10 Nothing like a massage to send you off
00:49:14 I do have trouble sleeping at night.
00:49:15 Lie on your back, dear.
00:49:20 Why not close your eyes?
00:49:23 You'll drift off better that way.
00:49:39 Hello!
00:49:42 Service!
00:49:43 Maybe we should carry on
00:49:45 especially if this stone is as close
00:49:48 I'll give it one more try.
00:49:54 Relax here, my love.
00:49:56 I'll be back just as soon as
00:50:04 At last. We require accommodation.
00:50:06 Please help my friend
00:50:23 Hello!
00:50:27 Oh.
00:50:44 I'm accustomed to better service,
00:50:45 but you're awake now
00:50:49 Prepare your best room.
00:50:50 - She got the stone.
00:50:51 I'll thank you not to bother my guest, sir.
00:50:55 Glass of wine?
00:50:57 No, no, no, no, no.
00:50:59 No.
00:51:01 Until my brother is dead,
00:51:07 Though my friend in the stables
00:51:12 Your best room, perhaps?
00:51:16 Of course.
00:51:24 I'm sorry. I presumed that...
00:51:26 Traveling alone, are you?
00:51:30 I've just stabled my four black stallions
00:51:33 Well, I say mine.
00:51:49 Thank you.
00:51:51 That's so kind, thank you very much.
00:51:55 Bernard.
00:52:04 There was not a horse or beast
00:52:07 So much so that in his youth,
00:52:09 which was comical.
00:52:11 When he passed,
00:52:13 She's got the stone!
00:52:14 - She's got it!
00:52:15 And it's the largest in all of Stormhold,
00:52:18 How nice for you. If you'll excuse me.
00:52:21 Wait.
00:52:23 That stone you're wearing. It can't be.
00:52:25 - Oh, finally.
00:52:26 - Well done.
00:52:27 Come here. Let me see it.
00:52:41 You have no idea
00:52:43 I am Primus, the first born of Stormhold
00:52:49 Bring me the stone! Now!
00:52:50 Prince Primus! Don't touch anything
00:53:09 - Are you all right?
00:53:13 Get him!
00:53:51 The burning golden heart
00:53:53 is so much better
00:53:56 Even so, better than no heart at all.
00:54:02 Yvaine?
00:54:12 No!
00:54:33 - What the hell did you do?
00:54:37 "Think of home!" That was a great plan!
00:54:40 You thought of your home
00:54:42 and now we're halfway between the two!
00:54:44 Oh, you stupid cow!
00:54:47 You just said "home"!
00:54:48 If you wanted me to think of your home,
00:54:52 Some crazy lady
00:54:54 and you wanted
00:54:56 Perhaps you'd like it in writing!
00:55:07 Look, Captain Shakespeare!
00:55:11 A couple of Lightning Marshals!
00:55:17 They don't look
00:55:20 Why else would anyone be up here
00:55:23 "Why else would anyone be up here
00:55:27 Well, let's think.
00:55:28 Maybe for the same godforsaken reason
00:55:32 Now, who are you?
00:55:35 Let's see if a night on our lovely brig
00:55:39 - Get them in the brig!
00:55:42 Get them into the brig and the rest of
00:55:46 We've got lightning to catch! Come on!
00:56:12 - They're going to kill us, aren't they?
00:56:18 You know, it's funny. I used to watch...
00:56:22 I used to watch people
00:56:27 I envied them.
00:56:30 You ever heard the expression,
00:56:32 What? So ending up with my heart
00:56:35 No. No, I didn't...
00:56:40 Look, I admire you dreaming.
00:56:43 Shop boy like me,
00:56:45 I could never have imagined
00:56:47 in order to have wished for it.
00:56:50 I just thought
00:56:53 and take it home, and that would be it.
00:56:55 And you got me.
00:57:05 If there's one thing I've learned
00:57:09 it's that people aren't
00:57:12 There are shop boys
00:57:13 and there are boys who just happen
00:57:17 And trust me, Tristan,
00:57:23 You saved my life. Thank you.
00:57:31 Well, well, well.
00:57:33 The last brother dead.
00:57:36 Which means that I'm king.
00:57:42 I'm king!
00:57:46 Not yet, brother.
00:57:49 Damn. I still need the stone.
00:57:52 - Your brother doesn't have it?
00:58:05 Where is my stone?
00:58:07 I don't...
00:58:09 The man, see, your brother...
00:58:12 Yeah. The girl had it. The girl had it.
00:58:15 - What girl?
00:58:17 A girl. She got away.
00:58:19 but your brother,
00:58:22 A trap? Set by who?
00:58:25 A woman you should pray
00:58:27 She's...
00:58:29 She's gone.
00:58:32 This woman wanted my stone?
00:58:34 No. She wanted the girl's heart.
00:58:36 She said the girl was a star and
00:58:43 Eat it?
00:58:46 Oh, my God.
00:58:48 Do you have any idea what this means?
00:58:52 Everlasting life.
00:58:55 King forever.
00:59:01 It's not here, sire.
00:59:03 This idiot's coming with us.
00:59:28 - Ask again.
00:59:30 and the answer is still the same.
00:59:32 Well, she can't remain so forever.
00:59:34 Inform me
00:59:36 Immediately! Do you understand?
00:59:38 Watch your tongue, sister!
00:59:41 Lost her and broken the knife!
00:59:43 Even if you apprehend her,
00:59:46 Perhaps you should return now
00:59:49 Don't be absurd.
00:59:50 I'll bring her home
00:59:53 Be sure everything is ready
01:00:03 Tell me about Victoria then.
01:00:08 Well, she...
01:00:13 There's nothing more to tell you.
01:00:16 Because the little I know about love
01:00:22 It's not something you can buy.
01:00:24 Hang on.
01:00:29 This was a way for me
01:00:34 And what's she doing to prove
01:00:37 Well...
01:00:43 Look, Yvaine, you'll understand
01:00:47 Provided we don't get murdered
01:00:51 Murdered by pirates.
01:00:56 I can't quite decide
01:01:01 We've located the sky vessel.
01:01:03 It's headed north
01:01:06 and you are no longer
01:01:09 There's someone following your tracks!
01:01:11 A witch? A warlock?
01:01:13 A prince and he's catching you up!
01:01:42 So, this is the part where you tell me
01:01:49 Or I'll snap her pretty little fingers
01:01:56 My name is Tristan Thorn.
01:01:59 - This is my wife, Yvaine.
01:02:02 Far too young and radiant
01:02:06 It's share and share alike
01:02:11 If you dare even touch her...
01:02:12 You may think you're showing
01:02:14 but if you talk back to me again,
01:02:17 you impertinent little pup!
01:02:20 - Sir?
01:02:23 Let's see.
01:02:27 Maybe we'll watch you dance
01:02:31 Or perhaps I'll just tip you over the side
01:02:36 It's a very long way down.
01:02:38 Plenty of time to reminisce
01:02:41 Please, look, we're just trying
01:02:44 back to a place called Wall,
01:02:45 What did you say?
01:02:47 I said we were trying to get home
01:02:49 That's one lie too many, my son.
01:02:51 - Wall?
01:02:52 What's he saying?
01:02:53 Thought you could just wander
01:02:56 - He is. Yeah, he's gonna...
01:02:57 All right, go, on the deck, on the deck,
01:03:00 Big mistake, Mr. Thorn!
01:03:11 - No! No! You brute!
01:03:14 - You murderer! You pig!
01:03:18 I'm taking the girl to my cabin,
01:03:20 anyone who disturbs me
01:03:22 - will get the same treatment!
01:03:24 No, you idiot!
01:03:27 Oh, yeah.
01:03:32 Captain's busy. So should you be.
01:03:36 Get in there, wench!
01:03:44 So, that went well, I thought.
01:03:47 Now, tell me news
01:03:51 I want to hear absolutely everything.
01:03:55 Hang on.
01:03:58 And where in God's name
01:04:00 Oh, it works every time.
01:04:02 An ounce of bargaining,
01:04:04 a soupçon of intimidation, et voil?!
01:04:07 The perfect recipe
01:04:09 without ever having to spill
01:04:11 Ever try to get blood stains out
01:04:15 Right. I still don't understand
01:04:18 Tristan, dear boy, when I'm done,
01:04:19 your own mother won't recognize you.
01:04:20 Now, we've no time to waste.
01:04:21 We have only two hours
01:04:23 First and foremost...
01:04:28 It'll be so good to see you
01:04:32 So very small-town errand-boy.
01:04:37 Here. Tr?s you.
01:04:40 I wore it as a younger man.
01:04:42 You know the day you do,
01:04:44 be oh, so de la mode.
01:04:46 Now, you, darling.
01:04:47 I have some lovely dresses.
01:04:49 Oh, no, really, I'm fine.
01:04:50 Honey, you're wearing a bathrobe.
01:04:55 Now, England, England.
01:04:59 - You're not from England.
01:05:01 But from my earliest youth,
01:05:03 People always told me they were
01:05:05 but my heart told me they were true.
01:05:08 As a boy, I'd scurry away
01:05:10 while he did his deals
01:05:13 dream of, perhaps, crossing it one day,
01:05:16 Really? So you...
01:05:18 Oh, yes.
01:05:21 - Hair.
01:05:24 Mind you, I did my best to fit in.
01:05:26 Tried to make my father,
01:05:29 Forged a decent reputation
01:05:31 and cold-blooded killer.
01:05:33 But my father died.
01:05:36 I always promised him
01:05:38 keep the old girl flying.
01:05:41 You have no idea the lightness
01:05:43 being able to confide in you
01:05:46 The pressure of maintaining the
01:05:48 for the sake of the crew, I don't know.
01:05:50 Sometimes...
01:05:52 You see, I'm very much
01:05:55 Even chose the name specially.
01:05:57 See, I'm thinking
01:06:00 My enemies and crew are thinking,
01:06:03 It's little things like that make me happy.
01:06:05 I don't understand that.
01:06:08 Surely it would make you happier
01:06:10 Why fight to be accepted by people
01:06:14 Yeah.
01:06:18 Exactly.
01:06:22 Port ahoy! Ready the lightning barrels!
01:06:39 Hurry up.
01:06:49 Yeah. Doesn't seem very fresh.
01:06:52 Shall I give you a little taste,
01:06:54 No, no. Oh, there you go.
01:06:58 Brilliant. Like they're cheap.
01:07:00 I think it's still crackling,
01:07:04 - So, name your best price.
01:07:06 Ten thousand bolts
01:07:09 Yeah, but it's difficult to shift,
01:07:12 If I get the Revenue Men in here
01:07:15 Best price, 150 guineas.
01:07:17 Gentlemen, put the merchandise
01:07:17 Gentlemen, put the merchandise
01:07:19 - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:07:20 Hold on. Hold on. One minute.
01:07:22 - Oh, he's...
01:07:24 Seeing as I'm feeling
01:07:26 I'll settle for 200.
01:07:27 Two hundred? Okay.
01:07:30 Have you had your head in that?
01:07:31 Has he been sailing up
01:07:36 - You're being very rude.
01:07:39 - Two hundred.
01:07:41 - Two hundred.
01:07:43 I'm changing my number.
01:07:45 - Did I hear 200?
01:07:47 - You said 200.
01:07:50 Okay, one-nine-five. Final offer.
01:07:53 One-nine-five it is.
01:07:57 Brilliant. Put it in the back.
01:07:59 Unbelievable. Here.
01:08:06 Yes? Can I help you?
01:08:10 Nosy.
01:08:12 Have you heard any of these rumors
01:08:15 Everyone's talking about it.
01:08:16 You get your hands on one of them,
01:08:19 - Fallen star?
01:08:27 - Nothing on your travels?
01:08:29 Not even a little sniff of a whisper?
01:08:30 Everyone's going on about it
01:08:32 Which market?
01:08:33 Yeah.
01:08:34 Well, Ferdy, you're wasting your time
01:08:36 from the kind of pond scum
01:08:38 - Well, if it...
01:08:40 Oh, yeah? What were you saying, then?
01:08:42 Oh, what a wonderful woman
01:08:44 How the world wouldn't be
01:08:46 You look great.
01:08:47 But, you two, you have business
01:08:52 Come on.
01:09:00 Captain Shakespeare.
01:09:03 Stand down!
01:09:04 Meet my nephew,
01:09:06 Tristan Thorn.
01:09:07 He'll be joining us for our journey home.
01:09:10 I have the perfect gift
01:09:20 Oh...
01:09:27 Right, you lazy dogs!
01:09:28 Let's get young Tristan
00:01:04 I'm impressed.
00:01:20 Yvaine, I know what you are.
00:01:25 No, no. Have no fear.
00:01:28 No one on this vessel will harm you,
00:01:35 Your emotions give you away, Yvaine.
00:01:39 You've been glowing
00:01:41 and I think you know why.
00:01:43 Of course I know why I'm glowing.
00:01:46 - And what do stars do best?
00:02:00 - Now try.
00:02:05 - See?
00:02:21 Due west, you say?
00:02:22 And you're certain
00:02:24 Yeah.
00:02:25 You're sure? Absolutely sure?
00:02:28 I'd cross my heart if I had one.
00:02:32 - Brilliant.
00:02:34 you two-faced dog.
00:02:35 I can get you one of them, actually.
00:02:38 They can watch the back
00:02:40 I can get you anything you want.
00:02:41 What are the chances of getting
00:02:44 That one's slim.
00:02:45 Although, I did know a girl once,
00:02:50 I'm a ladies' man.
00:02:51 ...who had a sister...
00:02:52 I think it was a woman.
00:02:53 Oh, she was terrible.
00:02:57 Enough.
00:03:15 Hold on tight!
00:04:08 So there's the road you'll need for Wall.
00:04:10 Good luck on your journey home,
00:04:14 And good luck to you, Tristan,
00:04:17 Oh, how can we ever thank you enough
00:04:19 Don't mention it.
00:04:23 Reputations, you know.
00:04:29 Oh, and Tristan, just remember...
00:04:35 Just think about it.
00:04:40 Well, give my regards to England.
00:04:48 Mind you don't wear that wench out,
00:04:55 What did he say to you?
00:04:58 What did he say when?
00:04:59 Just then. When he whispered to you.
00:05:03 No... No, he... He was just saying
00:05:06 to get you a Babylon candle.
00:05:08 Barter for it, you know.
00:05:11 For the last time, where is the girl?
00:05:16 The girl with the stone!
00:05:19 - Are you mocking me?
00:05:21 'Cause if you are, believe me,
00:05:30 What a freak.
00:05:31 Clean this thoroughly.
00:05:42 Bollocks.
00:05:45 If you have quite finished
00:05:48 on your rather
00:05:50 you might like to know that
00:05:52 She's back on land.
00:05:54 I know, damn it.
00:05:57 No matter. We have found her.
00:06:02 If you take the shortcut
00:06:04 you should arrive in time
00:06:14 Yvaine.
00:06:19 - Are you trying to break my leg again?
00:06:21 I just... I can't risk people seeing you.
00:06:24 But at this rate, if we keep stopping...
00:06:26 Yvaine. We're making good time.
00:06:37 Aren't you tempted?
00:06:42 Tempted? By what?
00:06:46 Lmmortality.
00:06:48 Let's say it wasn't my heart.
00:06:50 Not me. Just a star you didn't know.
00:06:55 You seriously think I could kill anyone?
00:07:02 I mean, even if I could...
00:07:08 I imagine it would be kind of lonely.
00:07:12 Well,
00:07:15 maybe if you had someone
00:07:19 Someone you love.
00:07:21 Maybe then it might be different.
00:07:26 Come on, I think we're safe.
00:07:49 Now remember, Captain Shakespeare
00:09:18 - What the hell is this?
00:09:20 My name is Prince Septimus.
00:09:23 And you're going to tell me
00:09:33 All right, twinkletoes.
00:09:54 You know, you sort of glitter sometimes.
00:09:59 Let's see if you can work it out
00:10:02 What do stars do?
00:10:05 Attract trouble?
00:10:08 That's... All right, I'm sorry.
00:10:11 All right, let me... Let me...
00:10:13 Is it... Do they know exactly how
00:10:21 - How long will that take?
00:10:25 But we don't have two days.
00:10:29 Yes, it is. Well remembered.
00:10:38 - Nice cup of Earl Grey.
00:10:41 Did he hurt you, Captain?
00:10:44 Did you tell him
00:10:48 So what's the problem?
00:10:51 It's my reputation.
00:10:55 No. No, no. Don't be silly. Nonsense.
00:10:57 It's all right, Captain.
00:10:59 We always knew you were a whoopsie.
00:11:05 - You'll always be our captain, Captain.
00:11:14 Captain.
00:11:15 Yeah. Let's go, let's go.
00:11:23 Prince Septimus,
00:11:25 Oh, really?
00:11:28 Go on!
00:11:42 I met that woman.
00:11:45 He said she trades at the market
00:11:47 - We could hitch a lift.
00:11:49 - You sure?
00:11:51 Wait! Sorry!
00:11:54 That's my flower.
00:11:57 Eighteen years
00:12:00 Give it to me now!
00:12:02 How dare you?
00:12:05 Oh.
00:12:07 Perhaps I was mistaken.
00:12:10 It's all right.
00:12:12 It's obviously very valuable to you,
00:12:14 in exchange for what I need.
00:12:15 - A Babylon candle?
00:12:17 A Babylon candle?
00:12:19 Oh, no, no, no.
00:12:23 Really?
00:12:25 Well, can you give us a lift then?
00:12:27 Well, why didn't you say so
00:12:32 For that flower, I can offer you passage.
00:12:35 - Food and lodging on the way?
00:12:37 I swear that you will arrive at the wall
00:12:40 in the exact same condition
00:12:48 Do you have any idea what
00:12:50 Some kind of lucky charm?
00:12:53 A very lucky charm indeed. Protection.
00:12:57 In fact, the exact same thing that
00:13:06 - Oh, my God! What did you do?
00:13:08 You shall not see the star, touch it,
00:13:12 Though I'll keep me word.
00:13:24 There.
00:13:28 Would I be correct in thinking that
00:13:32 Then I'd like to tell you
00:13:35 You look like the wrong end of a dog.
00:13:37 And I swear,
00:13:39 I'll be your personal poltergeist!
00:14:00 Tristan?
00:14:02 If you can understand me,
00:14:32 You know when I said
00:14:37 Well, that wasn't true.
00:14:41 I know a lot about love.
00:14:44 I've seen it.
00:14:49 And it was the only thing that made
00:14:54 All those wars. Pain and lies. Hate.
00:15:01 Made me want to turn away
00:15:06 But to see the way that mankind loves.
00:15:11 I mean, you could search
00:15:14 and never find anything more beautiful.
00:15:19 So, yes, I know that
00:15:26 But I also know it can be unpredictable,
00:15:31 unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable
00:15:38 and, well,
00:15:43 And
00:15:46 what I'm trying to say, Tristan, is
00:15:52 I think I love you.
00:15:54 My heart, it feels like
00:16:01 Like it doesn't belong to me anymore.
00:16:08 And if you wanted it,
00:16:13 No gifts, no goods,
00:16:21 Nothing but knowing you love me, too.
00:16:26 Just your heart
00:16:29 in exchange for mine.
00:16:40 The wall is one mile that way.
00:16:43 There. Though the walk might take
00:16:46 Transformation tends to leave the brain
00:16:53 You...
00:16:55 Oh!
00:16:57 I warned you. Save your strength.
00:17:00 I've been so worried about you.
00:17:03 Victoria.
00:17:05 I think I preferred "Mother."
00:17:09 Come on. There's an inn over there.
00:17:15 I think you need a bath
00:17:16 before you present me to her.
00:17:18 Come on. Come.
00:17:22 - Come on, Tristan. It's not that far.
00:17:46 - Excuse me?
00:17:47 - I think you're in my bath.
00:17:52 I'm not... Honestly, I'm not looking.
00:18:01 All right, you can open them now.
00:18:10 Did you really mean
00:18:15 What I...
00:18:17 But... But you were a mouse!
00:18:20 You were a mouse! You wanted cheese!
00:18:23 I asked you to give me a sign.
00:18:25 And risk you being too embarrassed
00:18:34 You want to know what the Captain
00:18:40 He told me that my true love
00:18:46 And he was right.
00:19:02 Hey, guys! Guys, come on! Come on,
00:19:05 No, thank you.
00:19:07 - Pervert!
00:19:11 - Ironic, isn't it?
00:19:15 Septimus will be here by the morning,
00:19:17 find the girl, get the stone
00:19:20 So unjust.
00:19:22 Still, at least we will be free.
00:19:27 You're very close.
00:19:30 One mile from the gap in the wall.
00:19:33 You speak as if this is good news.
00:19:35 Do I need to remind you that Wall
00:19:39 If she crosses the threshold
00:19:41 our star becomes nothing more
00:19:46 Then I suggest you hurry up!
00:20:18 What?
00:20:20 Oh, what do you want?
00:20:21 Sorry.
00:20:24 Ask me again
00:20:27 No, I can't. I have to go.
00:20:28 Look,
00:20:30 - please, can you give her a message?
00:21:08 You know, that's the first time
00:21:13 I can't believe it.
00:21:18 Tristan?
00:21:28 Have you seen my friend?
00:21:30 He left absurdly early.
00:21:33 He left?
00:21:34 He told me to tell you
00:21:38 because he's sorry,
00:21:40 and he wants to spend
00:21:44 What?
00:21:47 - Are you sure?
00:22:17 Hey! Hey, wait! Wait!
00:23:02 Happy birthday.
00:23:04 Tristan.
00:23:07 What happened to you?
00:23:10 I found the star.
00:23:14 I can't believe you did it.
00:23:16 Where's my star? Can I see it?
00:23:19 - Is it beautiful?
00:23:23 Well, it's awfully small.
00:23:26 Well, that's just a little piece.
00:23:29 Well... Well, then forget about the star.
00:23:33 It's not the star that I want.
00:23:38 You know what I want.
00:23:41 Yeah. I do.
00:23:48 You want to grow up
00:23:57 - Humphrey.
00:23:59 You must have a death wish.
00:24:08 Humphrey. Humphrey, it's all right.
00:24:12 She's all yours.
00:24:13 You really are a perfect couple.
00:24:16 Well, why would I want this?
00:24:26 Yvaine?
00:24:29 She can't cross the wall.
00:24:39 Go on!
00:25:45 Stop! Stop!
00:25:48 What?
00:25:51 If you set foot on human soil,
00:25:54 Wretched slattern!
00:26:07 Planning to enter Wall, were you?
00:26:09 If death is what you wish, my dear,
00:26:14 Are you talking to me?
00:26:16 You. Small world.
00:26:19 Anyhow, no, I wasn't.
00:26:22 What star?
00:26:25 My slave girl's no star.
00:26:29 If she was,
00:26:32 a long time ago, trust me.
00:26:35 Trust you? Not a mistake
00:26:39 What's it to be, Ditchwater Sal?
00:27:11 - Oh, God. Time to go.
00:27:15 I think you'll find she is.
00:27:17 It's all right. You can come, too.
00:27:22 You can ride in the carriage or
00:27:45 What happened?
00:27:46 Be my guest. I quit.
00:27:48 Eighty years
00:27:51 What I should have been worrying about
00:27:53 was those people
00:27:55 All right,
00:27:56 What happened? Oh, where to start?
00:27:59 No!
00:28:14 Come on!
00:28:44 Go on!
00:29:14 The star!
00:29:16 And who else?
00:29:17 A slave for us. It will be nice to
00:29:20 when we've finished with our little guest.
00:29:22 Oh, good work, sister.
00:29:24 And just in time, I see! You look awful!
00:30:23 Who are you?
00:30:26 What business do you have here?
00:30:29 Septimus?
00:30:31 I knew your brother, Primus.
00:30:34 Unless you wish to meet him
00:30:37 I suggest you answer my question.
00:30:39 I might ask you the same thing.
00:30:58 There are four of them.
00:31:02 Do as I say and we may stand a chance.
00:31:05 Wait.
00:31:08 You don't. Why? Do you have a choice?
00:31:10 - No.
00:31:19 Get off me! Get off!
00:31:27 - Una?
00:31:29 - Una!
00:31:48 Tristan! No! Tristan!
00:31:51 I'm your... I'm your... I'm your mother.
00:31:55 I'm your mother.
00:32:32 - Rather well.
00:32:59 Oh!
00:33:12 Let's put out those flames.
00:33:15 Shall we?
00:34:05 So, what happens now?
00:34:07 We have to learn to live with each other.
00:34:10 Forever?
00:34:16 Let's get on with it.
00:34:21 Be the man that I know you are.
00:34:40 - Get outside.
00:34:42 Go.
00:34:52 - Tristan!
00:35:28 Get off!
00:35:34 Get out!
00:36:11 So, what's it to be, Prince Charming?
00:37:11 Septimus?
00:38:31 Tristan!
00:39:14 Youth.
00:39:16 Beauty.
00:39:19 It all seems meaningless now.
00:39:22 My sisters are dead!
00:39:26 Everything I cared about gone.
00:39:35 Go.
00:39:41 Go!
00:40:03 No!
00:40:58 I owe you thanks, boy.
00:41:01 What use was her heart to me
00:41:04 And you got rid of my sisters
00:41:14 - Hold me tight and close your eyes.
00:41:18 What do stars do?
00:41:26 Shine.
00:42:02 - Bravo!
00:42:04 Very good.
00:42:07 Why didn't you do that earlier?
00:42:09 I couldn't have done that without you.
00:42:14 I thought I'd lost you.
00:42:17 But you came back.
00:42:19 Of course I did. I love you.
00:42:27 Come on.
00:42:47 Tristan.
00:42:51 The last surviving male heir
00:42:57 It's you, Tristan.
00:43:03 But if he's the new King of Stormhold,
00:43:51 I crown thee King Tristan of Stormhold.
00:44:12 Yeah!
00:44:28 My gift to you.
00:44:32 To you both.
00:44:33 Thank you.
00:44:49 They ruled for 80 years.
00:44:52 But no man can live forever,
00:44:56 except he who possesses
00:45:00 And Yvaine had given hers
00:45:06 When their children and grandchildren
00:45:10 it was time to light the Babylon candle.
00:45:19 And they still live happily ever after.
00:00:06 Let's see if you can work it out
00:00:10 What do stars do?
00:00:13 Attract trouble?
00:00:17 That's... All right, I'm sorry.
00:00:19 All right, Iet me... Let me...
00:00:22 Is it... Do they know exactly how
00:00:30 -How Iong will that take?
00:00:34 But we don't have two days.
00:00:38 Yes, it is. Well remembered.
00:00:48 -Nice cup of Earl Grey.
00:00:50 Did he hurt you, Captain?
00:00:54 Did you tell him
00:00:59 So what's the problem?
00:01:02 It's my reputation.
00:01:05 No. No, no. Don't be silly. Nonsense.
00:01:07 It's all right, Captain.
00:01:10 We always knew you were a whoopsie.
00:01:16 -You'll always be our captain, Captain.
00:01:25 Captain.
00:01:26 Yeah. Let's go, Iet's go.
00:01:35 Prince Septimus,
00:01:37 Oh, really?
00:01:40 Go on!
00:01:54 I met that woman.
00:01:57 He said she trades at the market
00:01:59 -We could hitch a lift.
00:02:01 -You sure?
00:02:03 Wait! Sorry!
00:02:07 That's my flower.
00:02:10 Eighteen years
00:02:13 Give it to me now!
00:02:15 How dare you?
00:02:18 Oh.
00:02:20 Perhaps I was mistaken.
00:02:23 It's all right.
00:02:25 It's obviously very valuable to you,
00:02:27 in exchange for what I need.
00:02:29 -A Babylon candle?
00:02:31 A Babylon candle?
00:02:33 Oh, no, no, no.
00:02:37 Really?
00:02:39 Well, can you give us a lift then?
00:02:42 Well, why didn't you say so
00:02:47 For that flower, I can offer you passage.
00:02:50 -Food and Iodging on the way?
00:02:52 I swear that you will arrive at the wall
00:02:54 in the exact same condition
00:03:03 Do you have any idea what
00:03:06 Some kind of Iucky charm?
00:03:08 A very Iucky charm indeed. Protection.
00:03:12 In fact, the exact same thing that
00:03:21 -Oh, my God! What did you do?
00:03:24 You shall not see the star, touch it,
00:03:28 Though I'll keep me word.
00:03:41 There.
00:03:45 Would I be correct in thinking that
00:03:49 Then I'd like to tell you
00:03:52 You Iook like the wrong end of a dog.
00:03:54 And I swear,
00:03:56 I'll be your personal poltergeist!
00:04:18 Tristan?
00:04:21 If you can understand me,
00:04:52 You know when I said
00:04:57 Well, that wasn't true.
00:05:01 I know a Iot about Iove.
00:05:04 I've seen it.
00:05:09 And it was the only thing that made
00:05:14 All those wars. Pain and lies. Hate.
00:05:22 Made me want to turn away
00:05:27 But to see the way that mankind Ioves.
00:05:32 I mean, you could search
00:05:35 and never find anything more beautiful.
00:05:41 So, yes, I know that
00:05:48 But I also know it can be unpredictable,
00:05:53 unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable
00:06:00 and, well,
00:06:05 And
00:06:08 what I'm trying to say, Tristan, is
00:06:15 I think I Iove you.
00:06:17 My heart, it feels like
00:06:25 Like it doesn't belong to me anymore.
00:06:32 And if you wanted it,
00:06:37 No gifts, no goods,
00:06:45 Nothing but knowing you Iove me, too.
00:06:50 Just your heart
00:06:54 in exchange for mine.
00:07:05 The wall is one mile that way.
00:07:08 There. Though the walk might take
00:07:12 Transformation tends to Ieave the brain
00:07:19 You...
00:07:21 Oh!
00:07:23 I warned you. Save your strength.
00:07:26 I've been so worried about you.
00:07:29 Victoria.
00:07:31 I think I preferred "Mother."
00:07:35 Come on. There's an inn over there.
00:07:41 I think you need a bath
00:07:43 before you present me to her.
00:07:45 Come on. Come.
00:07:49 -Come on, Tristan. It's not that far.
00:08:13 -Excuse me?
00:08:15 -I think you're in my bath.
00:08:20 I'm not... Honestly, I'm not Iooking.
00:08:29 All right, you can open them now.
00:08:39 Did you really mean
00:08:44 What I...
00:08:46 But... But you were a mouse!
00:08:49 You were a mouse! You wanted cheese!
00:08:52 I asked you to give me a sign.
00:08:54 And risk you being too embarrassed
00:09:04 You want to know what the Captain
00:09:10 He told me that my true Iove
00:09:17 And he was right.
00:09:33 Hey, guys! Guys, come on! Come on,
00:09:36 No, thank you.
00:09:38 -Pervert!
00:09:42 -Ironic, isn't it?
00:09:46 Septimus will be here by the morning,
00:09:48 find the girl, get the stone
00:09:52 So unjust.
00:09:54 Still, at Ieast we will be free.
00:09:59 You're very close.
00:10:03 One mile from the gap in the wall.
00:10:05 You speak as if this is good news.
00:10:07 Do I need to remind you that Wall
00:10:11 If she crosses the threshold
00:10:14 our star becomes nothing more
00:10:19 Then I suggest you hurry up!
00:10:52 What?
00:10:54 Oh, what do you want?
00:10:56 Sorry.
00:10:59 Ask me again
00:11:02 No, I can't. I have to go.
00:11:03 Look,
00:11:05 -please, can you give her a message?
00:11:44 You know, that's the first time
00:11:49 I can't believe it.
00:11:55 Tristan?
00:12:06 Have you seen my friend?
00:12:08 He Ieft absurdly early.
00:12:11 He Ieft?
00:12:12 He told me to tell you
00:12:15 because he's sorry,
00:12:18 and he wants to spend
00:12:23 What?
00:12:25 -Are you sure?
00:12:57 Hey! Hey, wait! Wait!
00:13:43 Happy birthday.
00:13:46 Tristan.
00:13:49 What happened to you?
00:13:52 I found the star.
00:13:56 I can't believe you did it.
00:13:58 Where's my star? Can I see it?
00:14:01 -Is it beautiful?
00:14:06 Well, it's awfully small.
00:14:09 Well, that's just a little piece.
00:14:12 Well... Well, then forget about the star.
00:14:16 It's not the star that I want.
00:14:20 You know what I want.
00:14:24 Yeah. I do.
00:14:32 You want to grow up
00:14:40 -Humphrey.
00:14:42 You must have a death wish.
00:14:53 Humphrey. Humphrey, it's all right.
00:14:56 She's all yours.
00:14:58 You really are a perfect couple.
00:15:00 Well, why would I want this?
00:15:11 Yvaine?
00:15:14 She can't cross the wall.
00:15:25 Go on!
00:16:33 Stop! Stop!
00:16:36 What?
00:16:39 If you set foot on human soil,
00:16:43 Wretched slattern!
00:16:56 PIanning to enter Wall, were you?
00:16:59 If death is what you wish, my dear,
00:17:03 Are you talking to me?
00:17:06 You. Small world.
00:17:09 Anyhow, no, I wasn't.
00:17:12 What star?
00:17:15 My slave girl's no star.
00:17:20 If she was,
00:17:22 a Iong time ago, trust me.
00:17:25 Trust you? Not a mistake
00:17:29 What's it to be, Ditchwater Sal?
00:18:03 -Oh, God. Time to go.
00:18:07 I think you'll find she is.
00:18:09 It's all right. You can come, too.
00:18:14 You can ride in the carriage or
00:18:38 What happened?
00:18:39 Be my guest. I quit.
00:18:42 Eighty years
00:18:45 What I should have been worrying about
00:18:47 was those people
00:18:49 All right,
00:18:50 What happened? Oh, where to start?
00:18:54 No!
00:19:09 Come on!
00:19:40 Go on!
00:20:11 The star!
00:20:13 And who else?
00:20:14 A slave for us. It will be nice to
00:20:18 when we've finished with our little guest.
00:20:20 Oh, good work, sister.
00:20:21 And just in time, I see! You Iook awful!
00:21:23 Who are you?
00:21:26 What business do you have here?
00:21:30 Septimus?
00:21:32 I knew your brother, Primus.
00:21:35 Unless you wish to meet him
00:21:38 I suggest you answer my question.
00:21:40 I might ask you the same thing.
00:21:59 There are four of them.
00:22:04 Do as I say and we may stand a chance.
00:22:07 Wait.
00:22:10 You don't. Why? Do you have a choice?
00:22:12 -No.
00:22:22 Get off me! Get off!
00:22:30 -Una?
00:22:32 -Una!
00:22:52 Tristan! No! Tristan!
00:22:55 I'm your... I'm your... I'm your mother.
00:22:59 I'm your mother.
00:23:38 -Rather well.
00:24:06 Oh!
00:24:20 Let's put out those flames.
00:24:22 Shall we?
00:25:14 So, what happens now?
00:25:17 We have to Iearn to live with each other.
00:25:20 Forever?
00:25:26 Let's get on with it.
00:25:32 Be the man that I know you are.
00:25:52 -Get outside.
00:25:53 Go.
00:26:04 -Tristan!
00:26:42 Get off!
00:26:47 Get out!
00:27:26 So, what's it to be, Prince Charming?
00:28:29 Septimus?
00:29:52 Tristan!
00:30:37 Youth.
00:30:39 Beauty.
00:30:42 It all seems meaningless now.
00:30:46 My sisters are dead!
00:30:49 Everything I cared about gone.
00:30:59 Go.
00:31:06 Go!
00:31:28 No!
00:32:26 I owe you thanks, boy.
00:32:28 What use was her heart to me
00:32:32 And you got rid of my sisters
00:32:43 -Hold me tight and close your eyes.
00:32:46 What do stars do?
00:32:55 Shine.
00:33:32 -Bravo!
00:33:34 Very good.
00:33:37 Why didn't you do that earlier?
00:33:39 I couldn't have done that without you.
00:33:45 I thought I'd Iost you.
00:33:48 But you came back.
00:33:50 Of course I did. I Iove you.
00:33:58 Come on.
00:34:20 Tristan.
00:34:24 The Iast surviving male heir
00:34:30 It's you, Tristan.
00:34:35 But if he's the new King of Stormhold,
00:35:26 I crown thee King Tristan of Stormhold.
00:35:47 Yeah!
00:36:05 My gift to you.
00:36:08 To you both.
00:36:10 Thank you.
00:36:26 They ruled for 80 years-
00:36:30 But no man can live forever,
00:36:34 except he who possesses
00:36:38 And Yvaine had given hers
00:36:44 When their children and grandchildren
00:36:48 it was time to light the Babylon candle-
00:36:58 And they still live happily ever after-