Starsky Hutch

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00:01:01 Don't stress. Just relax.
00:01:04 I understand you can lose keys.
00:01:06 You can lose your wallet.
00:01:08 Reese, what do you want me to do?
00:01:10 We got three out of four planes in.
00:01:14 Now, that's the kind of winning attitude
00:01:18 In all fairness, Reese, it wasn't his fault.
00:01:21 Are you his attorney?
00:01:25 Come on, I'm kidding!
00:01:27 - I'm just kidding with you.
00:01:30 Terrence here is absolutely right.
00:01:36 Let's celebrate. Who wants a beer?
00:01:38 - Great!
00:01:43 - Baby!
00:01:46 Planes. They cost money.
00:01:49 This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces, it all
00:01:54 Kitty, turn around. Turn around!
00:01:59 Reese, please put the gun down.
00:02:07 Now, the next time that a plane
00:02:13 Will you do my back, please?
00:02:15 - Sure.
00:02:17 - Am I tanning weird?
00:02:18 - Honestly.
00:02:29 There's no such thing
00:02:33 No minor infractions.
00:02:35 There's only the law.
00:02:38 Freeze! Bay City P. D!
00:02:44 That's me in the leather jacket
00:02:48 See that guy I'm chasing?
00:02:51 And I'll do everything
00:02:54 Wanna play, let's play.
00:02:56 Because it's my job to stop him.
00:03:01 Goddamn!
00:03:03 And the city pays me a damn
00:03:08 Besides, he crossed the line.
00:03:11 And in Bay City,
00:03:18 ... your nuts are mine.
00:03:21 I said, freeze!
00:03:23 My name is David Starsky,
00:03:29 I've always had this theory
00:03:33 If you can't beat them, join them.
00:03:42 No! No! No!
00:03:49 Put the money in there.
00:03:51 Too many cops worry about
00:03:54 Not me, though.
00:03:58 - Hey, old-timer. Put this on Dallas.
00:04:05 I'm just a realist, that's all.
00:04:07 And besides, you have any idea
00:04:12 Freeze! Bay City P. D!
00:04:14 Take it easy.
00:04:17 Guys, come on.
00:04:27 My name is Ken Hutchinson,
00:04:31 Where did they come from?
00:04:38 Jesus Christ, Starsky.
00:04:40 You fired three rounds
00:04:43 We got a man with a broken hip...
00:04:45 ...and some asshole wants
00:04:50 That purse had $7 in it.
00:04:52 - Okay, want my badge? Here, take it.
00:04:57 Come on. I was just making a point.
00:05:00 David, David.
00:05:02 Your mother was one of the finest cops
00:05:07 Twenty-two years on the force
00:05:10 You have had 12 partners
00:05:16 She died a legend.
00:05:18 I am not my mother!
00:05:22 I'm sorry.
00:05:27 Send him in. Have a seat.
00:05:31 - How you doing, captain?
00:05:36 Yeah, a little bit. How you doing?
00:05:39 - Yeah, right.
00:05:41 You've got a lot of explaining to do.
00:05:43 I know. Look, I was trying to infiltrate
00:05:47 ...and work my way up
00:05:50 - You were robbing a bookie.
00:05:52 You've robbed seven bookies.
00:05:54 You haven't filed a report, turned
00:05:59 How can I? They'll know I'm a cop.
00:06:01 I wouldn't worry, you won't
00:06:04 Oh, really? Why don't you go get yourself
00:06:10 - My hair is naturally curly.
00:06:13 - Yes, it is.
00:06:15 Touch it!
00:06:18 Hey! Why are you touching him?
00:06:23 Jesus!
00:06:27 You know something?
00:06:30 You two deserve each other.
00:06:35 Make nice. You're partners.
00:06:41 - You're crazy.
00:06:43 I don't know why you're so upset.
00:06:45 The guy cost us 200 grand.
00:06:49 Who cares about 200 grand?
00:06:53 - They won't link us to the murder.
00:06:56 Will you let it go, please? Jesus.
00:06:58 - Take a lude. Calm down.
00:07:01 Okay, fine. Fine, fine.
00:07:04 I promise, I'm not gonna kill Terrence
00:07:08 Let's go.
00:07:11 Gentlemen, I apologize
00:07:13 But I promise you what we have
00:07:19 - It looks like cocaine.
00:07:22 With a twist. You see,
00:07:27 ...to alter the cell structure
00:07:30 ...giving it a heightened
00:07:33 ...creating a new kind
00:07:37 Gets a little complicated after that.
00:07:40 Excuse me.
00:07:42 So do you get extra high or what?
00:07:45 Actually, it has all the same
00:07:49 Well, if it's the same,
00:07:54 "Canis familiaris". The German shepherd.
00:07:57 Its nose has over
00:07:59 It can detect smells that even the most
00:08:03 For example:
00:08:05 Ivan, search!
00:08:16 Ivan, stop!
00:08:21 What do you got? You holding?
00:08:27 He brought old coke.
00:08:31 This is new coke.
00:08:35 As far as a dog's concerned, there's nothing
00:08:41 Got no coke smell...
00:08:43 ...same coke ride.
00:08:46 Tastes kind of sweet.
00:08:47 If this shit wasn't illegal, guys,
00:08:52 Our initial run pumped out
00:08:54 ...and it'll be available
00:08:58 You boys know who to call.
00:09:01 Ivan!
00:09:06 You don't understand.
00:09:09 They're not like you.
00:09:11 They're criminals.
00:09:13 Look, I know we all
00:09:17 But these guys, they are dealing
00:09:23 I can dig what you're saying,
00:09:26 - I wanna thank you for coming in today.
00:09:31 Those gentlemen you speak of,
00:09:35 You have my word.
00:09:38 This is my neighborhood.
00:09:43 Bee Bee, make sure
00:09:45 - Yeah, boss.
00:09:49 You are a great man.
00:09:51 - Begone, little Indian.
00:09:54 Taking up time.
00:09:57 - This neighborhood is in need of some help.
00:10:01 - Who's next?
00:10:04 - What you got my man waiting outside for?
00:10:09 So what? You go get him
00:10:14 You've never run an errand
00:10:16 I take care of my personal business after
00:10:21 Give me a break. You've never
00:10:26 I bring a Thermos.
00:10:29 Okay, Hutch. He'll see you now.
00:10:32 Wait here, I'll be back in five minutes.
00:10:41 Second door on the right.
00:10:44 - How you doing?
00:10:54 - Hey, look what the wind blew in.
00:10:58 Hey, I want you to meet
00:11:01 Hey, how you doing?
00:11:03 Hey, nobody touches the Bear.
00:11:06 Have a seat.
00:11:08 - Hutch, the usual?
00:11:11 Get my boy a Jack and Tab.
00:11:13 - And double that.
00:11:15 - I'll get a seltzer with lime, if you got it.
00:11:20 Or not. It's cool. I'm good.
00:11:22 I just came by to apologize
00:11:25 Let me tell you,
00:11:28 Don't sweat it, baby.
00:11:30 You know I ain't never surprised.
00:11:33 Hey, champ.
00:11:36 You got a permit for that weapon
00:11:38 Starsky, please.
00:11:40 No, I don't.
00:11:44 Yeah, me neither.
00:11:49 I'm sorry, did I say something
00:11:54 - Stop it. He's kidding.
00:11:56 I wanna see permits
00:11:59 Slow up, man.
00:12:02 Think of us like Luxembourg.
00:12:05 - You dig?
00:12:06 See, Luxembourg's
00:12:09 ...a sovereign state established
00:12:13 Technically, it's a part of Europe.
00:12:17 - Like us.
00:12:23 All right, enough, okay?
00:12:27 - Shit!
00:12:30 Just chill out! Chill!
00:12:32 - Oh, no. Hell, no.
00:12:34 What happened?
00:12:36 Your boy shot his tail off.
00:12:38 - He lost his tail?
00:12:41 - Man, what the hell is a terrarium?
00:12:44 It's an artificial ecosystem designed
00:12:49 Well, I can dig that.
00:12:52 Oh, hell, yeah.
00:12:55 Take it easy.
00:12:57 Slow up, fellas. An iguana can lose
00:13:00 He regenerates.
00:13:04 It's true. It's a defense mechanism.
00:13:09 So him shooting Corky's tail off
00:13:14 ...it really ain't the same thing.
00:13:18 And besides,
00:13:21 Right.
00:13:23 - So we're cool.
00:13:26 Lower your pieces.
00:13:33 Good morning, Bay City, you are tuned
00:13:38 This next tune is number eight on
00:14:27 Hey, Hutch!
00:14:29 Oh, there he is.
00:14:32 Same old, same old.
00:14:34 So how's life at the clink
00:14:37 It's not that great.
00:14:39 I got some new tight-ass partner
00:14:43 I don't know. Hopefully...
00:14:47 - So got that $20 you owe me?
00:14:50 Willis, I thought it was 5.
00:14:53 Hutch, that was my grandmother's
00:14:55 Come on, give me a break, okay?
00:14:59 Stuff isn't great for me down at the
00:15:06 - Can I get it to you on Thursday?
00:15:10 No later than Thursday.
00:15:13 Cute little kid.
00:15:25 It's 10:00. You're late.
00:15:28 8:00? I didn't know this place opened at 8.
00:15:32 Well, don't sweat it, because crime called
00:15:39 "Crime called in sick," I like that.
00:15:42 - So, what's on the agenda today?
00:15:46 - Finding bad guys, bringing them down.
00:15:50 - That?
00:15:52 - What the hell is that?
00:15:55 - What's the matter?
00:15:58 - That thing sticks out like a sore thumb.
00:16:01 You're in for a treat.
00:16:06 It's not that bad.
00:16:28 Man, your stock just went up
00:16:31 Pop the hood. Let's see
00:16:34 Hotshot, what do you think you're doing?
00:16:39 It's not some crappy camper/apartment.
00:16:42 - Okay, okay.
00:16:45 You never, under any circumstances, drive.
00:16:48 You will not put your coffee mug
00:16:51 No coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee
00:17:02 Attention, all units.
00:17:07 Oh, no.
00:17:09 This is Zebra 3.
00:17:20 You gotta be kidding me. No way.
00:17:22 - What?
00:17:24 Nothing harder to solve than a floater.
00:17:28 ...it's next to impossible.
00:17:33 ...hope the current
00:17:36 - What?
00:17:38 - Hey, seriously, stop it.
00:17:41 - Hey.
00:17:44 - What are you doing?
00:17:48 You point a gun at me?
00:17:51 Knock yourself out.
00:17:52 - What are you gonna solve, anyway?
00:17:57 Monday, June 3rd. Male Caucasian body,
00:18:01 Actually, there's no sign of impact,
00:18:06 Could you please not talk
00:18:08 Thank you.
00:18:13 All right, I'm just gonna call
00:18:16 Looks like you punched
00:18:20 I'm sorry, did you just tough-talk
00:18:23 I lost my flow.
00:18:28 - Zebra 3 to base.
00:18:32 We're gonna need a coroner notification.
00:18:36 10-4, will inform.
00:18:38 Tell them to bring a body bag
00:18:41 Copy that, Starsky.
00:18:44 Found a wallet.
00:18:48 - Medium-rare, okay?
00:18:50 Look at all these cops.
00:18:52 It's a great place.
00:18:55 "If you're one of the cops,
00:18:57 - Okay, hot stuff.
00:18:59 "2"- "11 in progress, please respond."
00:19:01 - Go for Starsky.
00:19:03 We got two perps holding up
00:19:07 - Let's go.
00:19:09 - Lethal force if necessary!
00:19:13 Very funny, Manetti.
00:19:17 Hey, it's Captain and Tennille.
00:19:19 That means one of you would
00:19:22 - Radio's for police business only.
00:19:27 - Let's get out of here.
00:19:30 That Manetti really thinks he's something.
00:19:33 - He's not.
00:19:38 - You think that's funny?
00:19:42 - What do we got in the wallet?
00:19:45 Driver's license, couple receipts.
00:19:52 "Reese Feldman Corporation."
00:19:55 What do you call that?
00:20:06 Terrence Meyers.
00:20:07 That name does sound vaguely familiar.
00:20:10 - Isn't he part of our Nearly There program?
00:20:13 Terrence Meyers. Baby, isn't he
00:20:18 Remember?
00:20:20 Really? Bay City Kitty.
00:20:22 You happen to remember her name?
00:20:25 No, I don't.
00:20:29 - Can I get you boys anything else?
00:20:33 That's my angel. I love her.
00:20:36 A second ago you mentioned
00:20:41 That's a program that we set up
00:20:45 Their parole requires them to have a job.
00:20:48 ...is not that many people
00:20:51 Those poor ex-cons,
00:20:54 No, it's a vicious cycle
00:20:57 - Did you see the article in "The New Times"?
00:21:01 But I'd be lying if I didn't say that we
00:21:05 There it is, the kicker.
00:21:07 - Just a perk.
00:21:10 - What do you got?
00:21:12 - Be my guests.
00:21:15 It's against policy.
00:21:17 These don't look like gratuities, they look
00:21:22 Hey, what about Terrence?
00:21:25 He's dead. His body washed up
00:21:28 Oh, no.
00:21:30 "Punched his last ticket," as they say.
00:21:34 You know, you try to do all you can for
00:21:39 No, I guess it isn't.
00:21:40 - When was the last time you saw him?
00:21:44 This is a nice boat.
00:21:46 - Reese, is this yours?
00:21:49 - I'm sorry, a yacht.
00:21:51 Can we please focus
00:21:54 - Sure.
00:21:56 I could use another one of these.
00:22:28 Right on! That was great, girls!
00:22:32 - Let's go.
00:22:35 We usually don't allow spectators.
00:22:40 David Starsky, Bay City P.D.
00:22:44 - Girls.
00:22:47 I'm Stacey. That's Holly.
00:22:49 God, I loved your moves out there.
00:22:52 I've never dated a cop before.
00:22:55 My horoscope said I should
00:22:57 - Is that right?
00:23:00 So, what brings you around here,
00:23:04 Well, you know, that depends.
00:23:06 Yeah. Either of you two know
00:23:10 - Oh, yeah, Heather dated him.
00:23:13 The girl over there with the yellow top.
00:23:17 - Let's go ask Heather some questions.
00:23:20 Be careful with those moves.
00:23:23 Oh, that's why we practice.
00:23:25 Actually, I was talking about us.
00:23:31 Where did that come from?
00:23:32 - I would've tried the horoscope line.
00:23:35 Hey!
00:23:37 - Wait up.
00:23:41 - Here's my number.
00:23:45 ...questioning.
00:23:47 Thank you, ladies.
00:23:48 - Bye.
00:23:50 He was always fascinated
00:23:54 I hope this is okay.
00:23:56 - I gotta pick my kid up in 20 minutes.
00:24:00 We were gonna move in together.
00:24:03 ...that stuff after he got out.
00:24:05 But then he goes and gets himself killed.
00:24:10 I can only imagine what you must
00:24:15 Honestly, you know, if I knew what
00:24:19 But we didn't talk much.
00:24:22 Yeah. So did you?
00:24:26 When did he? Did he?
00:24:30 - So Hutch, do you got any more questions?
00:24:35 What's your sign?
00:24:38 Gemini.
00:24:41 What...
00:24:43 - What do you weigh?
00:24:47 It has everything to do with anything.
00:24:54 Around 115, I guess,
00:25:00 - I wish I could be more helpful.
00:25:03 Don't do that. You've been great. I mean,
00:25:09 Anything else?
00:25:12 - I'm good.
00:25:15 Thank you.
00:25:18 Oh, wait. I don't know if this
00:25:22 Take it. I don't want it.
00:25:27 Okay. Thank you. Again.
00:25:34 - Things getting any better at work, Hutch?
00:25:39 - How about you? Anything new?
00:25:41 You get a chance to ask that girl out?
00:25:44 I want you to meet
00:25:47 Nice to meet you.
00:25:48 Is this the dickweed
00:25:53 Look, just shake his hand.
00:25:55 Go on, hop in. Willis.
00:25:59 - Dickweed?
00:26:01 ...so I kind of look after him.
00:26:03 - You take a kid out on patrol with you?
00:26:08 - Patrol!
00:26:13 Damn!
00:26:21 - Man, this thing is bad!
00:26:29 Oh, shit.
00:26:32 Starsky, this your ride?
00:26:35 Damn. You just moved up
00:26:39 That puts you at notch one.
00:26:42 - I like your Lincoln.
00:26:46 I know people that know people
00:26:50 So, what do you hear
00:26:53 Dig this. A little bird tells me there's
00:26:59 - One for the "Guinness Books", so they say.
00:27:03 - Who would this little bird be?
00:27:08 All right. What does that mean?
00:27:11 - Don't worry about it.
00:27:20 This looks like the work of Big Earl.
00:27:22 This boy loves dragons.
00:27:27 There's his name stitched right up
00:27:30 - Big Earl?
00:27:34 He owns a biker bar about
00:27:38 Biker bar?
00:27:41 I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce...
00:27:44 ...play darts, whatever the hell else
00:27:47 Look, fuzz, I gots to buzz.
00:27:51 - That's it?
00:27:53 - He lays it out for us to play it out.
00:27:58 - It never happened.
00:28:00 "C'est la vie", gentlemen.
00:28:08 - Great new technique
00:28:10 - Hands. What, it's a verbal technique?
00:28:12 Keep your hands on me, I'm teasing.
00:28:15 - What do you got on those cops?
00:28:18 - Records, home addresses, credit history.
00:28:22 - Starsky and Hutchinson?
00:28:26 I don't have enough
00:28:29 I got a major coke deal, my daughter's
00:28:33 - And now these two guys.
00:28:37 They are investigating a murder. That's
00:28:41 You're the worst. You kidding?
00:28:44 He's cute, the blond.
00:28:48 But I like dark hair.
00:28:49 Maybe we ought to push
00:28:51 - Till things cool off?
00:28:55 We're moving ahead as scheduled.
00:29:00 So tomorrow, I say we check out
00:29:04 Sounds good.
00:29:07 Who does your wig work?
00:29:09 - I'm sorry, my what?
00:29:11 Your undercover work, your disguises.
00:29:13 - You have a wig guy?
00:29:16 Well, if it isn't Sonny and Cher.
00:29:20 - Sonny and Cher.
00:29:23 - Me sit on it?
00:29:25 Why don't you sit on it, Starsky,
00:29:28 You wish.
00:29:31 That's not what I heard.
00:29:36 - Starsky!
00:29:37 - Jesus!
00:29:41 What the hell is going on?
00:29:46 Everybody, back off!
00:29:48 Including you, Manetti.
00:29:51 I apologize, captain.
00:29:53 You know, you're not even worth it,
00:29:57 ...those are hand towels.
00:30:02 Hand towels. What a rod.
00:30:05 Jesus Christ. He's right.
00:31:20 Who are you guys?
00:31:23 My name's Kansas.
00:31:28 We're Jesters from up in Big Cliff, coming
00:31:32 Is this your place?
00:31:34 - Yeah.
00:31:37 Tell me, if you two are Jesters,
00:31:41 Credo.
00:31:43 Well...
00:31:44 You almost got me there.
00:31:49 Other than the secret credo.
00:31:52 It ain't no secret.
00:31:56 A trick question? If it's printed on
00:32:00 Anybody can read the crest. That wouldn't
00:32:04 - That's a fake mustache.
00:32:07 Well, I wonder if you
00:32:12 - Now, we got some questions!
00:32:17 Wrong! First, you've gotta
00:32:21 Second, you're gonna give me some
00:32:35 - I like your style.
00:32:38 Now, where were we?
00:32:39 You were gonna tell us
00:32:42 Who's Terrence Meyers?
00:32:45 - Wrong answer, Big Earl.
00:32:49 - I'm Jeff.
00:32:52 - Jeff?
00:32:54 Look.
00:32:56 Honest, think about it.
00:33:00 Yeah. No, that's a good point.
00:33:03 Maybe it's an ironic name, like
00:33:08 - Everybody says he's tiny...
00:33:11 He'd have to be a lot smaller
00:33:15 You don't have to be a midget.
00:33:18 - How tall are you?
00:33:20 - Well, that is kind of... Basically...
00:33:24 Look. Big Earl got pinched two weeks ago.
00:33:28 I took over the bar till he gets out.
00:33:30 Jeff, I'm sorry.
00:33:33 We're gonna pay Big Earl a visit.
00:33:36 Let me get this for you.
00:33:38 A word of advice:
00:33:41 ...don't claim you own it
00:33:44 I housesit for my sister all the time,
00:33:49 That goes for all y'all.
00:33:51 Don't pretend to be
00:33:54 Just be who you are.
00:33:56 That's what's really cool.
00:34:28 How did you get in?
00:34:32 Special treatment.
00:34:33 We got some questions
00:34:37 - Terrence Meyers?
00:34:39 You made this jacket for him?
00:34:41 Gee whiz, I don't seem to know anyone
00:34:45 Hard customer.
00:34:48 Offer him a radio or some bullshit.
00:34:51 Maybe we can make your stay
00:34:54 - Nice transistor radio for your cell?
00:34:58 - How about a TV?
00:35:01 I do like your blonde friend, here.
00:35:05 Let me see your bellybutton.
00:35:08 No. What... Let's go. Come on.
00:35:11 - No, listen.
00:35:13 Hold on.
00:35:14 Just show him a little skin.
00:35:17 Nobody's here.
00:35:19 - Are we cool?
00:35:26 Oh, eureka.
00:35:31 It's like a little bowl of oatmeal
00:35:34 - I got one too.
00:35:36 I just got a little more
00:35:39 Did you say "Terrence Meyers"?
00:35:42 Yeah, I think I did make that jacket.
00:35:46 What job? Who were you working for?
00:35:50 Stand up. Walk to the back
00:35:53 Wait a second.
00:35:55 Come on, a deal's a deal, Earl.
00:35:57 Fine, then this conversation is over.
00:36:02 Wait. Wait.
00:36:04 - Hold it. Come on. Wait.
00:36:11 Get up.
00:36:15 - Tell him to take his jacket off.
00:36:19 - Slow spin.
00:36:23 Tell him to arch his back
00:36:27 Like a dragon.
00:36:31 He says to arch your back
00:36:36 But keep it mean.
00:36:55 Tell him great job.
00:36:58 You're a very convincing dragon.
00:37:02 Just get this over with.
00:37:04 Okay, here's the deal.
00:37:06 Terrence and I worked as extra muscle
00:37:10 I'd like to tell you who,
00:37:12 I never got a name,
00:37:15 But I do know one thing:
00:37:20 They paid us in coke.
00:37:23 I was hoping to get cash.
00:37:25 Right, so where's the coke?
00:37:27 If we find that coke,
00:37:30 Fine. Fine.
00:37:33 Look, I like you guys, okay?
00:37:35 Especially you. Okay?
00:37:39 But I like you guys, so I'll tell you.
00:37:41 But...
00:37:43 But first I need to see something, okay?
00:37:47 And it's gonna involve both of you.
00:37:49 I'm not gonna lie to you.
00:37:51 It's gonna get weird.
00:37:54 Two dragons.
00:38:01 Ready? Both of you, take your shirts off.
00:38:04 But do it slow.
00:38:24 I guess it's supposed
00:38:27 Yeah, that's what I heard.
00:38:31 - Look, you know, what happened...
00:38:36 We got the coke.
00:38:39 You're right.
00:38:42 We got what we came for.
00:38:47 - You think dragons ever...
00:39:06 What the hell is wrong with you two?
00:39:11 - Come on, what are you?
00:39:14 ...on everyone who's
00:39:16 My God.
00:39:18 - We didn't know there was a camera.
00:39:21 At least we got the stash.
00:39:23 There's gotta be 30 grams
00:39:26 This could lead us to the dealers
00:39:29 It's evidence.
00:39:32 We did.
00:39:35 What we got is a bag
00:39:40 What are you talking about?
00:39:43 My granny wouldn't think
00:39:45 Come on, that's impossible.
00:39:49 - I'm taking you two off this floater.
00:39:52 - I'm giving it to Manetti.
00:39:55 - Manetti's the worst cop on the force!
00:39:58 Go on, sit down.
00:40:04 Look, captain, we're sorry, but come on.
00:40:09 I just did. Now, leave.
00:40:15 And take your bag
00:40:20 - Kicking the chair was a nice touch.
00:40:24 He'll get over it.
00:40:26 What I can't figure out is why Earl
00:40:29 Now we've got two leads.
00:40:31 - We do?
00:40:34 - Those two cheerleaders?
00:40:37 They met Terrence.
00:40:39 Let's take them out,
00:40:42 I mean, is it our fault that they also
00:40:47 Reese, I couldn't help myself.
00:40:50 - They were just too macho.
00:40:53 - "It's simple. You should have lied."
00:40:56 I didn't tell them anything.
00:40:58 But I had to give them something.
00:41:01 You're lucky you're in the joint.
00:41:04 - Look at the bright side.
00:41:06 It's the ultimate test.
00:41:10 They cleared it.
00:41:12 Well, guess what?
00:41:15 I'm not happy at all about it, Earl!
00:41:17 Don't shush me!
00:41:20 - Understand?
00:41:22 What am I wearing?
00:41:24 Silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?
00:41:27 That's gorgeous.
00:41:29 - You sick son of a bitch.
00:41:36 God. Some people.
00:41:40 I'm not gonna be able
00:41:43 Is that a good or bad thing?
00:41:46 Is this the way you two
00:41:49 Well, that depends. If it's a misdemeanor,
00:41:54 ...and move right to foot massages.
00:41:57 Watch out! Wait a minute,
00:42:00 - Anybody for some coffee?
00:42:03 Okay, one for "le chef."
00:42:07 Wow. This place is great.
00:42:16 It serves my needs.
00:42:18 - Can you help me find the sugar?
00:42:20 Hutch, help me find the sugar.
00:42:24 - Okay. Pardon me.
00:42:27 - How we doing?
00:42:29 - Your fondue put us over the top.
00:42:31 Which one do you like?
00:42:34 - I have a thing for blondes.
00:42:37 They're sweet little angels.
00:42:39 In two minutes,
00:42:42 ...bring it to me,
00:42:45 - You play?
00:42:48 Wait. Hey, hey, where's the sugar?
00:42:51 I don't think I have any.
00:42:53 - That's great. He's a cop.
00:42:55 - Both of you.
00:42:57 It's like a magpie convention in here.
00:43:00 Let's get the cup out.
00:43:06 Thank you, Big Earl.
00:43:10 Do you ever get scared out there,
00:43:14 Yeah. I'd like to say no,
00:43:20 I'm one of those guys that's more about
00:43:24 - There we go.
00:43:27 It's more that there's someone
00:43:30 A citizen that needs aid,
00:43:35 - Look what I found.
00:43:38 Hutch, you gotta play.
00:43:41 Don't you wanna play?
00:43:44 All right. Holly, turn off the music.
00:43:46 - Now, come on!
00:43:47 Look alive. Let's go.
00:43:50 - Hutch is gonna play.
00:43:53 - Thought we were partners.
00:43:59 One, two, three.
00:45:02 - That was great, Hutch!
00:45:04 It was just a guy here with a guitar,
00:45:09 Starsky's bored.
00:45:13 - Anybody else bored?
00:45:15 - A club could be fun.
00:45:17 Okay, I'll get some more coffee
00:45:20 Is he okay?
00:45:49 Isn't this place great?
00:45:51 Do you like places like this?
00:45:53 You're a cheerleader,
00:45:56 This place can't be fun,
00:45:59 Are you okay?
00:46:01 Wound up?
00:46:04 Rock-solid, ready to go. A little bit
00:46:08 - Can I kiss you?
00:46:12 - Watch it, man.
00:46:14 I said, watch it. Floor's for dancing.
00:46:18 - Wanna tangle, curly?
00:46:20 - No, we're gonna dance.
00:46:22 Curly wants to tangle.
00:46:25 - Do you really want a piece of this?
00:46:29 I want the whole thing.
00:46:33 Yeah!
00:46:35 - Oh, my, folks!
00:46:38 - Don't worry. I can take him.
00:46:40 You shouldn't do this
00:46:43 Tonight, our own Dancing Rick
00:46:46 ...by new guy David Stamsky.
00:46:49 Back at you.
00:46:52 ...I'd put them on, because I got a feeling
00:46:58 Boz, reel it in!
00:47:03 All right, settle down.
00:47:06 You know the rules.
00:47:09 ...and above all, turn up the night!
00:47:15 Dancing Rick getting warmed up here.
00:47:17 What's he gonna bring out
00:47:20 Oh, it's a little hand-over-hand tuggle, man,
00:47:27 That's all he's giving him.
00:47:29 That's a bucketful of confidence.
00:47:31 Over to new guy David Starsky.
00:47:36 This guy could be trouble.
00:47:39 It's the Wild West.
00:47:43 The good, the bad and the groovy.
00:47:48 One, two, three, four,
00:47:53 Dancing Rick's going, "I don't like you,
00:47:57 Here comes Starsky again.
00:48:00 Driving that disco big rig.
00:48:04 Pull into the truck stop and get yourself
00:48:10 Disco Rick brings it right back
00:48:14 From the future of 1984,
00:48:19 They're both on the floor, folks,
00:48:23 Neither one's blinking or backing down.
00:48:25 Let's see what happens.
00:48:27 Angry cat.
00:48:30 All right, looks like it's over.
00:48:33 Oh, my God!
00:48:46 How about that?
00:48:49 But that's a little too close to call.
00:48:51 We'll have to depend on our patented
00:48:55 So let's bring out our combatants, folks.
00:48:59 Here we go.
00:49:02 First off, over to my man,
00:49:08 And over to the new guy,
00:49:14 Folks, pretty close.
00:49:16 ...but I gotta give it to my man
00:49:19 Boo! Boo!
00:49:21 What? Hey, hey, do it again!
00:49:24 - What?
00:49:26 It was just for fun. Forget it...
00:49:28 - I said, do it again, liar!
00:49:31 - Liar! Do it again!
00:49:33 Hey, hey, settle down.
00:49:36 I'm a cop. It's cool.
00:49:40 It's okay.
00:49:43 It's okay, it's okay!
00:49:46 Bay City P.D.
00:49:51 We're gonna get you home.
00:49:54 - Where am I?
00:49:56 - I had to take you down.
00:50:01 There we go.
00:50:03 Easy does it.
00:50:06 Here we go.
00:50:11 I think I was drugged.
00:50:15 Sounds like you did coke.
00:50:19 I mean, from what I've read
00:50:22 I don't use coke.
00:50:30 - What is that?
00:50:32 The stuff from Earl?
00:50:35 - Hutch?
00:50:37 - I beat that guy. What was that about?
00:50:40 - You won. You danced your heart out.
00:50:45 - Sleep.
00:50:46 I know. We was robbed.
00:50:50 Go to sleep.
00:50:54 Go to sleep, tiny dancer. All right.
00:50:59 Jesus Christ.
00:51:04 - Is he okay?
00:51:06 He just needs to sleep it off.
00:51:10 Quite a night, huh?
00:51:12 You can say that again.
00:51:15 Guess it's kind of winding down.
00:51:18 - Well, it doesn't have to be over.
00:51:27 Where did that come from?
00:51:33 I just want you to know,
00:51:37 - I know, he's such a good guy.
00:51:41 I don't think we even have to judge it.
00:51:44 - Okay.
00:51:47 You guys wanna kiss? Yeah.
00:52:04 I hear somebody stirring.
00:52:08 I feel for you.
00:52:12 Jesus! Please, turn that off!
00:52:15 Easy, killer.
00:52:20 - What time is it?
00:52:24 - What's in it?
00:52:27 ...Tang and a little flat Tab.
00:52:29 Most important thing.
00:52:33 And a raw egg.
00:52:35 Saves lives. Trust me.
00:52:40 And?
00:52:45 - It's good.
00:52:48 Sorry about last night.
00:52:50 - Thanks for taking care of the girls.
00:52:54 What are partners for?
00:52:59 ...I checked this stuff out and even though
00:53:04 - You sure?
00:53:07 ...Stacey's sure, Holly's sure...
00:53:12 How do you like your eggs?
00:53:14 Didn't Huggy mention something
00:53:17 "One for the Guinness Book,"
00:53:20 Seems like a big coincidence.
00:53:22 Why don't I drive?
00:53:24 No. If I'm alive, I drive.
00:53:27 Rhyming already, you must be...
00:53:37 - You okay?
00:53:38 He blew out my fricking window!
00:53:42 All right! Enough with the car!
00:53:45 Stop shooting my car!
00:53:47 Okay, cover me. Say when.
00:53:49 Go!
00:53:53 Zebra to base,
00:53:56 Larry, one, apple, nine, eight, four.
00:53:58 Larry, one, apple, nine, eight, four.
00:54:02 - Damn it!
00:54:03 Look at this! This is horrible!
00:54:07 What kind of world do we live in
00:54:11 Well, I think he was aiming at us.
00:54:14 Think this is funny?
00:54:17 Zebra 3, we have an ID on that plate.
00:54:21 - "I repeat..."
00:54:57 Freeze! Bay City P. D!
00:55:02 - The hell was that?
00:55:04 All right, just sit tight, little boy.
00:55:10 Possession of cocaine and
00:55:13 - Jesus!
00:55:16 That ain't a kid! It's a tiny little man!
00:55:22 - My arm!
00:55:26 Make him stop! Make him stop!
00:55:37 Starsky! Starsky, we need to go now!
00:55:40 Wait a minute!
00:55:46 All right, now...
00:55:48 Okay, time out. Let's just take a little break.
00:55:55 Oh, mama! What is your problem?
00:55:58 I said, time out!
00:56:02 Hutch! A little help.
00:56:05 He pinned you good, partner.
00:56:11 Time to answer some questions,
00:56:13 Who's the little dwarf you got
00:56:17 That was no dwarf. That was my son.
00:56:19 Liar!
00:56:22 Come on, you're going downtown.
00:56:24 Let's go, Starsky. On your feet!
00:56:54 Now, you wanna tell me
00:56:58 We have a saying in Koreatown.
00:57:04 All right. You wanna play games?
00:57:13 Let's play a little Russian roulette.
00:57:18 We got a little saying here in Bay City:
00:57:22 "You cross the line...
00:57:26 ...your nuts are mine."
00:57:27 There's really a bullet in the gun.
00:57:30 - Yes, I know. That is the point...
00:57:34 - Let's play!
00:57:36 Come on, you wanna play,
00:57:41 - Your turn!
00:57:42 I thought you wanted to play. Come on,
00:57:47 - What are you doing? Jesus.
00:57:51 What in the holy?
00:58:03 - All right, enough with the talking. Let's go.
00:58:12 - You're crazy!
00:58:17 Calm down.
00:58:19 Calm down? He tried to kill me. He shoot
00:58:25 It's over. It's over.
00:58:38 - What?
00:58:41 - It's not about you.
00:58:44 Chau and Hutch. Sounds cool.
00:58:47 Forget it. All right, Chau, what else can
00:58:53 Not much. A couple of whiteys.
00:58:58 They pay, I do job.
00:59:00 - What did they look like?
00:59:03 They were white.
00:59:09 That's funny, all you guys
00:59:14 So where'd you meet him?
00:59:15 We met... How do you say? By water.
00:59:21 - At the beach?
00:59:25 - Right, a boat. You met on a boat.
00:59:30 It's a yacht.
01:00:17 Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth!
01:00:22 - All right.
01:00:23 We have a special delivery for
01:00:28 Let's see what's inside.
01:00:53 - These pantomimes suck.
01:00:57 - Well, who did?
01:01:03 These pantomimes aren't very good.
01:01:06 This must be Reese's big surprise.
01:01:09 Look at me, guys,
01:01:11 - Everyone's miming something.
01:01:23 - Reese just left.
01:01:25 - Stay here, I'll follow him.
01:01:27 No, you stay. Keep them occupied.
01:01:42 I might do the glass wall
01:01:47 Boo!
01:01:49 Terrific. Tell him you like him, ask him to
01:01:54 What am I, your counselor? Yeah, I'd like
01:02:00 It's done.
01:02:02 My buddy delivered the package. It's in
01:02:07 - "...in case anybody gets nosy."
01:02:10 Not a soul.
01:02:12 Now, about my fee...
01:02:14 You'll be paid as soon as I've
01:02:17 - Reese, wait.
01:02:21 - Mazel tov, man.
01:02:23 They grow up so fast.
01:02:25 - "Go play dragon. I gotta go."
01:02:31 Thank you, everybody, for coming out to
01:02:36 I should say "young woman."
01:02:40 - This guy's good. Sweet.
01:02:42 - What?
01:02:44 - Are you sure?
01:02:47 - Let's go.
01:02:50 Cut the music.
01:02:51 I think I speak for everyone
01:02:55 Don't worry. Show's over.
01:02:57 You're under arrest for possession
01:03:00 - This man's a drug dealer.
01:03:03 - Maybe you didn't hear us.
01:03:06 You're making the biggest mistake
01:03:09 You're the one making
01:03:13 Kevin, call my attorney,
01:03:17 - Open it.
01:03:19 Fine. Allow me.
01:03:23 Let this be a lesson to everyone,
01:03:26 Don't be fooled by the first-class suit
01:03:29 Reese Feldman's nothing more than
01:03:33 You want some proof?
01:03:35 Here's some proof.
01:03:41 This is a bad man.
01:03:43 And this is what bad men do.
01:03:47 A pony!
01:03:49 Happy bat mitzvah, baby. I love you.
01:03:55 Take the kids in, come on.
01:03:58 It's all right, baby, it's okay. Come here.
01:04:04 Hey there, little fella. You okay?
01:04:11 Mr. Feldman, on behalf of the
01:04:18 ...I sincerely apologize.
01:04:22 My attorney here would love to
01:04:26 ...that in the bottom
01:04:28 ...these two detectives were just
01:04:33 I gotcha. Thank you.
01:04:38 I respect your attitude,
01:04:42 ...it will never happen again,
01:04:45 ...both of you are suspended indefinitely.
01:04:48 Look, cap, this was my fault.
01:04:53 You care what happens to Hutch?
01:04:54 You filed for transfer two weeks ago,
01:04:58 - Captain...
01:05:01 Sounds like you're quite
01:05:04 - You filed for a transfer?
01:05:12 Your mother would be
01:05:30 Man, I've really had it with that Doby.
01:05:34 "Cavorting with nefarious characters.
01:05:40 I wrote that two weeks ago.
01:05:43 - Hey, did you go through my locker?
01:05:46 - You went through my locker.
01:05:49 If you got a problem with someone, tell it
01:05:54 You don't go behind their back and write
01:06:05 Backstabber!
01:06:08 Yeah, don't anybody work
01:06:10 He'll stab you in the back.
01:06:14 You've got to let this go.
01:06:18 - They can't even touch us now. It is over.
01:06:21 No one dresses as a mime and embarrasses
01:06:26 In my own house, no less.
01:06:27 Have some perspective.
01:06:30 We're a few days from closing
01:06:34 Yeah, I'll let it slide. When they're dead.
01:06:38 Why did I get so lucky?
01:06:40 I don't know, I just love
01:06:43 Of course you do. That's why
01:07:18 Hey, Hutch.
01:08:03 "Ruin me!"
01:08:10 Excuse me, let me have
01:08:12 He didn't care if he got ruined. That was
01:08:18 Hutch, you gonna have to lay up off
01:08:22 Come on. I feel like a million bucks.
01:08:27 It ain't even funny no more.
01:08:29 There used to be a time here when you
01:08:37 Lighten up, it's Friday night.
01:08:40 Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon, man.
01:08:45 - What time is it?
01:08:49 Shit. I'm supposed to pick up Willis at 3.
01:08:57 Hutch! Hey, Hutch! You home?
01:09:01 You were supposed to pick me up
01:09:06 Deadbeat.
01:09:28 If you could have yourself one wish,
01:09:32 "Mama put the salt back on a
01:09:36 ...and got that look like when
01:09:40 She told Nobie he
01:09:42 Good friends. "Free to Be You and Me".
01:09:47 - Well, well, well.
01:09:50 - I'm pretty good.
01:09:54 Damn. A wrist rocket.
01:09:57 - Watch out with that thing. Very powerful.
01:10:03 Pretty sure those are illegal.
01:10:06 ...might have to report you to Doby.
01:10:10 All right. Okay, look, Hutch, can we?
01:10:15 Is it all right if I talk
01:10:17 No, I better stay here with the kid.
01:10:20 All right. Hey, feel better, all right?
01:10:23 You got it.
01:10:26 - Can you believe that guy? What a...
01:10:31 Dig this, man. Someone once said...
01:10:34 ..."To err is human, to forgive, divine."
01:10:40 What idiot said that?
01:10:41 I believe that was God,
01:10:47 David. David.
01:10:51 Yeah.
01:10:54 Okay, so, what did you wanna say?
01:10:56 Nothing. Apparently you're too busy
01:11:00 - Really, it's good.
01:11:03 There's nothing that... I just was gonna
01:11:08 - Okay, well, thank you.
01:11:12 ...sorry about what I wrote in the report.
01:11:17 Yeah, because I'm telling you, I felt like
01:11:21 - Are you crying?
01:11:23 - Are you crying?
01:11:27 It's okay to cry. People cry.
01:11:29 That's great, but I'm not crying. I'm not a
01:11:35 - Come here.
01:11:37 - Come here. I forgive you, all right?
01:11:40 I forgive you.
01:11:42 Okay, that's probably enough.
01:11:46 - All right?
01:11:48 - Are we good?
01:11:50 Because we got some people
01:11:52 They took a shot at you. They tried to
01:11:57 We gotta do... Now what?
01:12:00 Nothing. I'm just excited.
01:12:03 - Get them! That's what I wanna see.
01:12:06 - Get some tissues. Let's go.
01:13:06 - Damn. I'll tell you that.
01:13:10 Reese is meeting with the biggest drug
01:13:15 But talking isn't illegal.
01:13:17 Yeah, the guy's not stupid.
01:13:21 Dirty ones always do.
01:13:23 We gotta find a way to get close to him,
01:13:28 It's gonna be tough.
01:13:31 He doesn't know what
01:13:36 Man, this is a bunch of crap.
01:13:41 - Come on, Huggy, what's the difference?
01:13:45 A snitch is the scum
01:13:48 A snitch has no soul.
01:13:51 - I'm sorry.
01:13:54 We wouldn't ask you to do this
01:13:57 - I'm gonna owe you one.
01:14:00 Let's slow down with the scorekeeping.
01:14:03 ...stuff I've overlooked over the years,
01:14:09 How'd that be?
01:14:12 - All right, man, get this over with. Hurry up.
01:14:17 - All right, let's get that outfit.
01:14:22 Oh, no, man. You know Huggy Bear
01:14:25 Come with something better.
01:14:29 That ain't me, baby.
01:14:36 Mr. Casual. So nice of you to join us.
01:14:39 Sorry about that, sir.
01:14:42 What would you say this is?
01:14:45 Golf?
01:14:47 Real funny, Amos.
01:14:57 - Where the hell's my 9-iron?
01:15:00 Let me explain something to you.
01:15:02 You are in charge
01:15:05 Clubs come out.
01:15:08 I realize this is a complex procedure, but it's
01:15:12 Do you got that, Nipsey?
01:15:14 - "Yes."
01:15:16 ... back to the driving range and get it.
01:15:25 3-wood?
01:15:29 Do you even know what
01:15:31 - "Are you even a real caddy?"
01:15:33 Look, man, this grass is
01:15:39 ... as opposed to Georgia Creeping Bent.
01:15:42 It's lighter.
01:15:45 - Lighter meaning faster?
01:15:52 Hold this.
01:15:58 Look at that. Good shot.
01:16:06 - You know a lot about golf.
01:16:10 I don't question that.
01:16:12 - "That was a great shot. Don't even start."
01:16:16 The stuff is all ready to be moved.
01:16:19 We're gold. We need to be at
01:16:23 Yeah, just stay calm and...
01:16:24 What, are we dating?
01:16:28 - Back off.
01:16:32 What is your deal?
01:16:37 The Nearly There banquet.
01:16:39 - How's he gonna move coke at a banquet?
01:16:44 No, can't. He'll kill us if he sees us.
01:16:49 You wanna use my wig guy.
01:17:41 Hello, sir. May I check your briefcase?
01:17:47 Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot.
01:17:57 Thank you very much.
01:17:59 Now, what you wanna do is take
01:18:04 And see that car up on stage?
01:18:08 There's seven of them, all up for grabs,
01:18:17 Trunk space. I get it. Very good.
01:18:35 - That's what I'm talking about. Right here.
01:18:40 - What do you think?
01:18:43 Yeah, you look just like a rich cowboy,
01:18:47 - Do me a favor. Tip your hat forward.
01:18:50 - No, seriously, come on, do it. Do it.
01:18:55 That voice makes you sound crazy.
01:18:57 It makes me sound like Maury Finkel...
01:18:59 ...founder of Finkel Fixtures,
01:19:02 Oh, it's a little voice and a character.
01:19:07 Little touches. You wanna
01:19:10 - What's your character?
01:19:13 I don't have a character.
01:19:16 We're going upstairs. People will
01:19:20 - Think of something.
01:19:22 Buck up, let's do it.
01:19:26 How are you? How's it going?
01:19:28 All right. How you doing? All right.
01:19:32 Look at these two hot chickens.
01:19:36 Come on. Do it.
01:19:41 He means a kiss. We're doing
01:19:44 Come on, sweetie. Do it.
01:19:46 - That's a sweet little pucker. I love it.
01:19:50 You sure can, sweetheart.
01:19:52 - Okay.
01:19:55 All right. And you?
01:20:00 - Do it. Bacardi and cola. Do it, do it.
01:20:06 - What are you doing?
01:20:08 - What was that? You just stole my voice.
01:20:11 You gotta come up with your own voice.
01:20:14 - I don't have a cool voice like you.
01:20:17 You're a Texas oil tycoon guy.
01:20:21 Don't shame me.
01:20:23 Let's sit down. Come on.
01:20:25 So we can get down to business and then
01:20:31 Now, that's what I'm talking about.
01:20:36 Captain Doby, you're not right.
01:20:40 But today is right.
01:20:44 I'm talking to everyone in this room.
01:20:47 How many of us have made a mistake?
01:20:49 - Guilty.
01:20:51 You know, I believe it was our buddy
01:20:55 ..."To err is human, but to forgive,
01:21:01 That's exactly why
01:21:03 Because everyone out there
01:21:09 Thank you. I didn't say it.
01:21:13 Some of these guys were
01:21:16 - I know.
01:21:19 Already did.
01:21:21 You think he's got the stuff here?
01:21:25 - Where?
01:21:28 ...for donating seven brand-new cars
01:21:34 Thank you, Bay City Volkswagen.
01:21:36 Okay, everybody. Go ahead,
01:21:40 Hope you held onto it. Hate to have your
01:21:44 Because this train's
01:21:55 Tonight's first winner. 63.
01:21:58 - Hot damn, that baby's mine!
01:22:01 That's one of his guys.
01:22:03 - Thank you very much.
01:22:05 We've got a winner, a new car owner.
01:22:08 He's gonna ride home in class.
01:22:10 The car. Cocaine is in the car.
01:22:14 - He's not that stupid.
01:22:18 Number 117.
01:22:21 - Go.
01:22:24 Yes!
01:22:26 - Thank you very much.
01:22:31 Old Shakes McGinty did it!
01:22:36 I'm a-richer, and I'm gonna kiss you.
01:22:39 Get your hands off. I think...
01:22:41 My friend won. Give him the car. Do it.
01:22:45 - Do what?
01:22:47 I don't know if he has a license.
01:22:50 Do you have a ticket?
01:22:53 - You gotta trust the kid.
01:22:55 I need to see the ticket.
01:22:57 Pop the trunk.
01:23:00 - Who wants a whiff of that new car smell?
01:23:03 That's what I'm talking about. Come on.
01:23:11 - Do it.
01:23:14 Either give me a ticket or get the
01:23:18 - Guys.
01:23:22 You heard him.
01:23:25 Pop it.
01:23:26 What the hell are you two doing?
01:23:28 Pop it!
01:23:30 You screwed it up once already, Starsky.
01:23:36 Like you said, Feldman,
01:23:42 What have we here?
01:23:45 Does this look familiar? Some cocaine.
01:23:48 Captain Doby, I suggest you take
01:23:52 - Hutch!
01:23:55 - Put your hands where I can see them!
01:23:59 - Let's do it!
01:24:02 - Reese, what are we doing?
01:24:05 I got a clean shot.
01:24:08 No! No, Starsky.
01:24:10 I can do it. Just move
01:24:12 No can do. You don't have my permission,
01:24:17 - Your nuts are mine, Feldman.
01:24:22 Starsky, listen to me. I don't wanna die.
01:24:27 Please, put it down.
01:24:30 Put it down. Down.
01:24:36 Okay. All right. You're right.
01:24:38 Oh, thank God.
01:24:44 Stay down!
01:24:49 Doby?
01:24:51 - Come on, let's move it! Let's go!
01:24:55 Walk away. Walk away. Let's go.
01:24:57 - Cap, are you okay?
01:25:00 - Who the hell shot me?
01:25:03 Starsky! It was Reese Feldman.
01:25:07 Well, go get him!
01:25:09 - Is somebody coming?
01:25:13 - What's going on?
01:25:16 Oh, my God!
01:25:18 - Baby, look out!
01:25:23 - You okay?
01:25:39 - Watch out for the bunker!
01:25:42 It's a sand trap.
01:25:47 - Go faster!
01:25:53 - Dogleg right up here on the par three.
01:25:56 - Watch the bunker!
01:25:58 Jesus!
01:26:02 Come on. Pay attention.
01:26:06 Hey! Get out of here!
01:26:15 - Move that ice cream truck now!
01:26:18 - Bay City P.D. Move it!
01:26:21 Grab those and meet me
01:26:24 If you guys are cops,
01:26:28 - We don't have any badges.
01:26:33 Come on! Come on, move!
01:26:46 - Come on, hurry up, let's go!
01:26:50 Come on, these two with the running
01:26:55 Goodbye, heroes!
01:26:57 - To the shipping yard!
01:26:59 - No, but I got an idea.
01:27:17 Hey, watch out!
01:27:24 - Okay, now what?
01:27:27 ...and land it on that boat.
01:27:32 - You wanna crash the car into his boat?
01:27:37 Now, go.
01:27:41 - Go!
01:27:43 This is unbelievable. Here you get
01:27:47 ...and now you tell me you
01:27:51 - You're crying again.
01:27:57 It's my mother. She always used to say that
01:28:03 - She said that?
01:28:07 - I don't know, maybe she was right.
01:28:13 I am not your mother.
01:28:18 Now, go!
01:28:21 Go!
01:28:27 - Things could go pretty wrong, so I...
01:28:30 Listen to me, Ken. If we don't make it,
01:28:37 - It's been good.
01:28:40 Now, will you stop talking
01:28:43 It's not a boat, it's a yacht.
01:28:55 Son of a bitch!
01:28:59 - Come on, are you kidding me?
01:29:04 Thanks for pointing out something
01:29:08 We should save them.
01:29:16 - Son of a bitch!
01:29:19 You gave it too much gas
01:29:22 - Car has a lot of horsepower. I'll go get it.
01:29:29 Starsky!
01:29:32 - It hasn't hit the bottom yet.
01:29:37 It's gone, okay? It's over.
01:29:41 - But it's my car.
01:29:50 Oh, my God, honey.
01:29:53 I feel like my adrenaline is just...
01:29:56 You and me, babe. We are such
01:29:59 I mean, this is just the beginning. We could
01:30:05 - Come on!
01:30:07 Son of a bitch.
01:30:11 What is it, Reese?
01:30:19 Who are you?
01:30:21 I found your 9-iron, bitch.
01:30:26 That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear.
01:30:34 Yeah. Now, these will work.
01:30:39 What have we here?
01:30:44 Now, that's what I'm talking about.
01:30:58 - We don't really do private shows.
01:31:02 - It's kind of against cheerleading policy.
01:31:07 You know what I can't figure out?
01:31:10 How the hell did you know
01:31:12 When your two boys put me on
01:31:16 ...that cat, Reese? All he did
01:31:20 And like I say, why go to the starting line
01:31:25 "Straight to the finish."
01:31:29 Are you interested in doing
01:31:32 - Not the least.
01:31:35 The weird thing is, one of those briefcases
01:31:41 Oh, what is this, a brand-new fur coat?
01:31:44 Yeah, I inherited some money
01:31:48 Is that right? I didn't even
01:31:50 Well, I did.
01:31:56 - Chin up, little man.
01:32:00 Come on, let's get up.
01:32:02 - No, thanks.
01:32:05 - We're gonna get you cleaned up.
01:32:13 I know these two white dudes that got
01:32:17 - I don't want another car, Hug.
01:32:24 My car. Where did you?
01:32:36 Hey, Hutch, who the hell
01:32:38 I don't know, but I get
01:32:43 So you selling the car?
01:32:45 Well, actually, your friend here
01:32:50 I owe you one, Huggy.
01:32:54 - All right.
01:33:03 Thank you. Thank you.
01:33:06 With this transmission,
01:33:10 - I usually...
01:33:13 - Right.
01:33:15 Please respond.
01:33:21 This is Zebra 3. We're on it.
01:33:25 I think he means you.
01:33:28 - Good luck.
01:33:31 - All right, thank you.
01:33:34 All right.
01:33:35 Hey!
01:33:38 Not the...
01:33:42 - How does it feel?
01:33:45 I'm gonna take it slow,
01:33:48 No, no, that's smart. Do that.
01:33:55 - Starsky.
01:33:57 - No. No!