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Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
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These bad guys are always late. |
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When, Tony? |
| 00:02:31 |
The meeting's been planned for weeks. |
| 00:02:37 |
Yeah, so will the Easter bunny, |
| 00:02:41 |
And guess what... |
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It's about goddamn time! |
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Got the money? |
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No, food stamps. |
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I deal in stolen merchandise. |
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You show up late... |
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and then you ask dumb questions. |
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Or Elvis or the Wizard of Oz. |
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Alright, show him the stuff. |
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Come on. Hurry up. I'm late. |
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Back off! |
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Police! Stop! |
| 00:03:51 |
Nobody listens. |
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Tony, get over here! |
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Come on! |
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I'm hit. |
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Where? I can't move my leg. |
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you've got glass in your ass! |
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First these guys show up late, |
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Then they shoot you in the ass. |
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Beginner's luck! |
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68... |
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69... |
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70... |
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Joe, she's not in. |
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Then why don't she answer? |
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Knows it's me. She's just watching |
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I can feel it. |
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You're crazy, Joe. |
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You're out of your tiny Jersey mind. |
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80... |
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81... |
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Hey, it's Detective Alka-Seltzer! |
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Thanks, Ray. - Is it true |
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Boy, there's a butt |
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Watch what you say about Gwen. |
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I'm sorry, Joe. |
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If I thought you were involved, |
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Joe, Lieutenant wants to see you. |
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Lovers' tiff? |
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Morning! |
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Know what I was just thinking about? |
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Remember Catalina? - Of course. |
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It was great because I was in love. |
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Remember what I said Sunday morning |
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That you'd like me to nibble all... |
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I was the first man to... |
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The other stuff. |
| 00:07:09 |
Oh, the feelings stuff. |
| 00:07:12 |
Right. |
| 00:07:13 |
Feelings and responsibilities stuff. |
| 00:07:18 |
If this is about the bust... |
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You go out getting drunk, |
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You didn't call! |
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It was late. |
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Here, hold this. |
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Pretend we're talking business. |
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Dont want the precinct knowing. |
| 00:07:41 |
I think they already know. |
| 00:07:44 |
They said somebody got hit. |
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Then that Tony got hit |
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Honey, it's true. |
| 00:07:54 |
Yeah? |
| 00:07:56 |
That's funny, because Lou told me |
| 00:08:01 |
So tell me, |
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who were you calling? |
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My mom. |
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Excuse me? |
| 00:08:15 |
I was calling my mom. |
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You were calling your mom |
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That's the most pathetic excuse! |
| 00:08:25 |
She isn't anybody, she's my mom. |
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It doesn't really matter. |
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It's over! - You don't mean that. |
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It's embarrassing me in my work. |
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I'll pack your... - I'm not going to |
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Fishing! |
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Get back in here! |
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Get back in this office, Bomowski! |
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Mom, I know you're there. |
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Come on! |
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Please God, |
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Okay, that's it. |
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I'm a dead man. |
| 00:09:37 |
This the New York flight? |
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Relax, kid, relax. |
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I think that's him. Yeah, it is. |
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Little Joey! |
| 00:10:04 |
You must be Joe? |
| 00:10:08 |
I was a bed-wetter too. |
| 00:10:12 |
It was so sweet! |
| 00:10:14 |
He said, "Mommy, |
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Joey! There's my Joey! |
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Come here! |
| 00:10:32 |
You've given up shaving. |
| 00:10:35 |
Call that a shave? |
| 00:10:37 |
Did you use a lawnmower? |
| 00:10:39 |
What girl is going to marry you, |
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if you don't shave! |
| 00:10:44 |
This is little Joey? |
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We've got to be getting along now, |
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You looked real sexy in diapers. |
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Sally, if things don't work out |
| 00:11:01 |
I've always been a sucker |
| 00:11:08 |
What? |
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I can't get over you driving. |
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You'll always be my little Joey. |
| 00:11:21 |
Where were you the last few days? |
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At home in New Jersey. Where else? |
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That was you? |
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For 5 years, |
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you call and say it's a bad time. |
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This time I decided |
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That's the most... |
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Moron! |
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Sorry. |
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No, Mom. |
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I'm okay. |
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That was a close call, Pixie. |
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All cars near 4th and Main, |
| 00:12:17 |
Please respond |
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What's going on? - Got a jumper |
| 00:12:40 |
Did the shrink show up? |
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Stay here. |
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Where are you going? |
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It's too dangerous. Listen. |
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I do this all the time. |
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I want you to stay here |
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Be careful! |
| 00:13:04 |
What seems to be the man's problem? |
| 00:13:09 |
They've been having problems. |
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Really? |
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I'll take care of this, officer. |
| 00:13:32 |
Hey, how are you doing? Alright? |
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Stay back, I'm gonna do it! |
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Dont tell me what to do! |
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Stay there, I'm going to do it! |
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Down here! I'm not your mother, |
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but I am a mother |
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if that's alright. - Officer, |
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What do you want? |
| 00:13:58 |
I just want you to know |
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We've had our difficulties. |
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Joe, wave to the crowd. |
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You don't swear to your mother. |
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Butt out, it's my mother. |
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Start waving or I'm jumping. |
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Start waving! |
| 00:14:22 |
I'm waving. See? |
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By the way, Joe's still single. |
| 00:14:30 |
He's a very nice boy. |
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but nothing the right girl couldn't |
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We used to fight all the time. |
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I was not! I was average height! |
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Bet she's got pictures. |
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She's got pictures. |
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Isn't he adorable? |
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I thought I had things bad. |
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I'm ready to go in now. |
| 00:15:06 |
Sorry for the inconvenience. |
| 00:15:11 |
That guy needs help. |
| 00:15:14 |
Lesley Carnel, Channel 8 News. |
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where a man is on a ledge, |
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apparently despondent |
| 00:15:39 |
Are we here? |
| 00:15:40 |
Is that your house? |
| 00:15:49 |
What? |
| 00:15:51 |
It's very, very nice. |
| 00:15:56 |
You sniffed. |
| 00:15:58 |
No, it's nothing. Only... |
| 00:16:01 |
Only what? |
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Won't get a girl if you don't clean. |
| 00:16:05 |
I clean this house every morning. |
| 00:16:08 |
It's not clean. |
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You could grow things on it. |
| 00:16:17 |
What's this? There's stuff under it. |
| 00:16:25 |
No! |
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I've had a few problems |
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Maybe she's lost in there. |
| 00:16:42 |
Pineapple chunks? |
| 00:16:45 |
We've got them here too. |
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They don't taste the same. |
| 00:16:52 |
My son, the gourmet? Ha, ha. |
| 00:17:09 |
This is the way we clean the house, |
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This is the way we clean the house, |
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Oh God, make her stop! |
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Thank you, God. |
| 00:17:30 |
I owe you. |
| 00:17:50 |
What's this? |
| 00:17:52 |
Oh, Joe's gun. |
| 00:17:55 |
Look at this, all greasy and dirty. |
| 00:17:58 |
Let's see... |
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There we go. |
| 00:18:05 |
Some of this... |
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Let's see... A little of that... |
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That's gonna be good! |
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Where do they keep the bullets? |
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Oh, not in there. |
| 00:18:24 |
What's this little thing here? |
| 00:18:26 |
Oh, goodness gracious. |
| 00:18:32 |
Okay, we'll wash those too. |
| 00:18:40 |
This is the way we wash our gun, |
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This is the way we wash our gun, |
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Going to clean that out |
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Go ahead, make your bed! |
| 00:19:09 |
What did you do to my gun? |
| 00:19:13 |
You ruined it! |
| 00:19:15 |
You took all the bluing off! |
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Chlorox? Great! |
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Try to do something helpful... |
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Nice and original. |
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You get barked at! Come on, Pix! |
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Mom, I'm sorry. It's an old gun. |
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Breakfast! |
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Nothing I haven't seen before. |
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Both of you! |
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God. |
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Pixie and I thought we'd pop |
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Did you cut yourself? |
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No! |
| 00:20:06 |
A Band-Aid? - No! |
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Absolutely unequivocally. |
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We'll talk over breakfast. |
| 00:20:15 |
What did I always tell you? |
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Start on these, and I'll scramble |
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If you don't eat them for breakfast, |
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Bye, sweetie, have a nice day. |
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You forgot your lunch! |
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We're not off |
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Know what we should do? |
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We should get |
| 00:21:06 |
Let's see... |
| 00:21:19 |
You want to get out here? |
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I mean, look at this place... |
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Ridiculous! I'm from Newark. |
| 00:21:30 |
If you want stopping power, |
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Charter Arms,.44, Bulldog. |
| 00:21:37 |
No, my son's is bigger. |
| 00:21:40 |
You put a brush down the barrel? |
| 00:21:42 |
Yeah, I wanted to clean out... |
| 00:21:45 |
Okay, bigger. How about this? |
| 00:21:49 |
That's it! |
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Taurus, PT,.99, long barrel. |
| 00:21:54 |
How much? - $450. - $450? |
| 00:22:01 |
No, I want the big one. |
| 00:22:06 |
I'll take it like that. |
| 00:22:09 |
Give me your driver's license. |
| 00:22:12 |
In 2 weeks it's yours. |
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Sorry, that's the law. |
| 00:22:19 |
Can I have it back? |
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Come on, Pixie. |
| 00:22:33 |
Hey, lady! |
| 00:22:36 |
You want to buy a gun today? |
| 00:22:39 |
You got a gun for sale? |
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You do? |
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Lightweight, adjustable stock. |
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I want a Taurus.99 long barrel. |
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Your son will love this. |
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What'll he do with that? He carries |
| 00:22:58 |
Wait a minute. Here, here. |
| 00:23:02 |
What about one of these? |
| 00:23:05 |
This is a Mac 10. |
| 00:23:10 |
I don't think that's exactly my Joey. |
| 00:23:13 |
That's a full automatic. That means |
| 00:23:16 |
30 shots in 2.5 seconds. |
| 00:23:20 |
How much? |
| 00:23:25 |
$350. |
| 00:23:39 |
They're there. |
| 00:23:41 |
Bless you. |
| 00:23:44 |
You've got allergies. |
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The Santa Anna wind's very heavy. |
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What do you know about it! |
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Yeah? - Mr. Parnell, we've located |
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If you're certain it's ours... |
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then repossess it. |
| 00:24:06 |
Bless you. - Let's go? |
| 00:24:10 |
Do you want to sell me the gun, |
| 00:24:21 |
Okay. Dont forget that extra clip. |
| 00:24:32 |
Nice doing business with you. |
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Come on, Pixie! |
| 00:24:59 |
He's going round the front. |
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Damn! |
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Morning! |
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There you go. |
| 00:26:11 |
Hangover? |
| 00:26:14 |
Heartburn. |
| 00:26:17 |
What did you eat for breakfast? |
| 00:26:20 |
Juice, fruit, milk, |
| 00:26:23 |
eggs, bacon and sausage, |
| 00:26:28 |
hash browns, |
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toast, pancakes, |
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honey rolls, |
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Cocoa Puffs. There's more. |
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You must've been starving. |
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My mother's visiting. |
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Well, when your mamma cooks, |
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Mind you... |
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breakfast is supposed |
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Thank you, Tony. |
| 00:27:12 |
Have a nice day. |
| 00:27:15 |
Thank God you've arrived. |
| 00:27:17 |
Your mom's here. |
| 00:27:21 |
Chicken pox? |
| 00:27:24 |
Looks very good in spots. |
| 00:27:26 |
Told everybody it was freckles. |
| 00:27:31 |
Mom, are you okay? |
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What things? - She witnessed |
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Yeah, downtown. |
| 00:27:42 |
Shopping. Just relax. Have a cookie. |
| 00:27:47 |
Maybe I should get the lieutenant... |
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Nothing. |
| 00:27:53 |
Who is this? |
| 00:27:55 |
Ross, you better shut up, I mean it. |
| 00:28:00 |
Joey's mom? |
| 00:28:03 |
My mom. |
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it's been a shock for her, |
| 00:28:10 |
Mrs. Bomowski is one of my |
| 00:28:15 |
It's my case. Your mom's happy |
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You said what? |
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You are so beautiful, Gwen. |
| 00:28:27 |
Joey, if you'd worn your retainers, |
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Say goodbye, we're going home. |
| 00:28:33 |
I want to interview the witness. |
| 00:28:36 |
What are you trying to do? - To you? |
| 00:28:40 |
It's ridiculous |
| 00:28:42 |
No, Ross sticking his head into it. |
| 00:28:46 |
I can't transfer it to you. |
| 00:28:49 |
She's supposed to go back Monday. |
| 00:28:54 |
Can't we fly her back? If she stays |
| 00:28:59 |
What's wrong with you? |
| 00:29:04 |
Obviously crazy about you. |
| 00:29:07 |
She talks to total strangers |
| 00:29:11 |
She loves you, Joe. |
| 00:29:14 |
Either way, she's staying. |
| 00:29:21 |
Joe, come on. How bad can it be? |
| 00:29:24 |
Two, three weeks tops. |
| 00:29:33 |
This is about us, right? |
| 00:29:35 |
This is about revenge? |
| 00:29:39 |
Are you suggesting |
| 00:29:42 |
Dont let the door hit you |
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You can call me Lieutenant. |
| 00:29:56 |
Dont be so gloomy! Think of all |
| 00:30:01 |
Dont you want to hear my plan? |
| 00:30:04 |
I want to brush my teeth |
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You and I can crack this case. |
| 00:30:10 |
When we find the killer, |
| 00:30:13 |
And things will work out with Gwen. |
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Goodnight. |
| 00:30:33 |
I didn't tell Ross what I really saw. |
| 00:30:37 |
I held it all back for you. |
| 00:30:42 |
You're joking, right, Mom? |
| 00:30:46 |
You can't fool around with homicide. |
| 00:30:49 |
You need this to get promoted. |
| 00:30:51 |
I don't want a promotion. |
| 00:30:55 |
Next you'll tell me |
| 00:30:58 |
I do. Mom, I'm happy. |
| 00:31:01 |
I don't want to get married. |
| 00:31:05 |
I can wear my underwear more than |
| 00:31:10 |
Watch what I want on TV. |
| 00:31:14 |
You call this a life? |
| 00:31:22 |
Goodnight, Mom. |
| 00:31:38 |
Back off, back off! |
| 00:31:48 |
I'm going in. |
| 00:31:50 |
Joe, are you crazy? |
| 00:32:12 |
Mom, what are you doing here? |
| 00:32:14 |
Mommy's got to change you. |
| 00:32:19 |
I don't want to be changed. |
| 00:32:22 |
I've got to change you. |
| 00:32:26 |
Stop trying to change me! |
| 00:32:43 |
Joey, are you alright? |
| 00:32:45 |
Sounded like you were having |
| 00:32:51 |
I should tuck you in. |
| 00:32:54 |
Let me tuck you in. |
| 00:32:58 |
Joey, let me tuck you in. |
| 00:33:01 |
You just snuggle down. |
| 00:33:04 |
You were just having a bad dream. |
| 00:33:09 |
Remember when you were little |
| 00:33:14 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:33:17 |
See if we can remember how that goes. |
| 00:33:24 |
Lullaby and goodnight, |
| 00:33:30 |
With down overspread, |
| 00:33:36 |
Lullaby and goodnight, |
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lay thee down now and rest. |
| 00:33:43 |
Lullaby and goodnight, |
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may thy slumber be best. |
| 00:33:58 |
Goodnight, Joey. |
| 00:34:07 |
Morning, Mom. |
| 00:34:09 |
Better get going or we'll be late. |
| 00:34:17 |
Better get you to the station |
| 00:34:21 |
I'm not saying anything. |
| 00:34:24 |
If he arrests you for withholding |
| 00:34:30 |
Suppose you don't want your present? |
| 00:34:33 |
Present? |
| 00:34:36 |
A present? |
| 00:34:37 |
You don't deserve it. |
| 00:34:44 |
I love presents. |
| 00:34:47 |
It's heavy. |
| 00:35:00 |
Jesus! |
| 00:35:01 |
Is it the wrong kind? - Wrong kind? |
| 00:35:06 |
From those guys who got shot. |
| 00:35:08 |
A machine gun off the back of a van? |
| 00:35:10 |
In the store |
| 00:35:13 |
Why didn't you tell me? |
| 00:35:17 |
I wanted it to be a surprise. |
| 00:35:20 |
It is! |
| 00:35:23 |
You're saying it was a big car? |
| 00:35:26 |
Dont know |
| 00:35:29 |
So it was a small car. |
| 00:35:32 |
Difficult to say. To me it was big. |
| 00:35:38 |
Like a Cadillac? |
| 00:35:40 |
Any model! |
| 00:35:43 |
A few years ago... |
| 00:35:45 |
there was a small one. |
| 00:35:49 |
No. |
| 00:35:51 |
Definitely not like the Cimarron. |
| 00:35:56 |
Let's take a break. |
| 00:35:58 |
You're tired. |
| 00:36:02 |
I could bring you |
| 00:36:10 |
So far, so good, Pixie. |
| 00:36:13 |
Gwen, do you have a minute? |
| 00:36:18 |
Jesus! That's a full automatic. |
| 00:36:21 |
And your mother... Okay, Joe. |
| 00:36:26 |
No telling what she'll come home with. |
| 00:36:30 |
I really appreciate it. |
| 00:36:32 |
Try not to kill anyone with it. |
| 00:36:37 |
Who's the little boy by the pool? |
| 00:36:42 |
You can already see |
| 00:36:46 |
Dont be embarrassed. |
| 00:36:50 |
Tell me, do you love my Joey? |
| 00:36:54 |
I don't know. |
| 00:36:58 |
He loves you. |
| 00:37:01 |
That's Joey. |
| 00:37:05 |
If he'd just show me how he feels! |
| 00:37:08 |
A box of candy, |
| 00:37:12 |
He never sent you flowers? |
| 00:37:16 |
And me being a lieutenant |
| 00:37:19 |
Did you see this one? |
| 00:37:21 |
Very serious looking. |
| 00:37:25 |
13. This was taken |
| 00:37:29 |
I went to pieces, |
| 00:37:33 |
Joey did everything. |
| 00:37:35 |
He arranged the funeral, |
| 00:37:39 |
picked out the casket... |
| 00:37:42 |
talked to the priest... |
| 00:37:44 |
But he never cried. |
| 00:37:47 |
I know Joe loved his father. |
| 00:37:49 |
But to this day |
| 00:38:06 |
You were talking about something. |
| 00:38:09 |
You were both crying! |
| 00:38:13 |
You have a gift for starting trouble. |
| 00:38:16 |
Dont interfere with Gwen and me. |
| 00:38:20 |
She's a lovely girl, |
| 00:38:27 |
I'll get the door. |
| 00:38:29 |
Mom, this is the point of no return! |
| 00:38:33 |
I've had it. |
| 00:38:34 |
I've completely had it. |
| 00:38:38 |
I'm going to handcuff you to a sink, |
| 00:38:43 |
Here you are. Let's go. |
| 00:38:56 |
Ask me what I saw! |
| 00:39:00 |
Ask me. |
| 00:39:03 |
Ask me what I saw. |
| 00:39:05 |
You're an old lady from Newark. |
| 00:39:08 |
You knit, make jam, |
| 00:39:14 |
What did you see? |
| 00:39:16 |
The man who sold me the gun. |
| 00:39:20 |
Really? Was he little? Big? |
| 00:39:22 |
Big, 6' 3", 320 lbs. |
| 00:39:26 |
He had a tattoo of a coiled snake |
| 00:39:31 |
Will you remember this? |
| 00:39:36 |
The year with the longer wheelbase. |
| 00:39:39 |
License plate: |
| 00:39:40 |
JL2-661. |
| 00:39:49 |
This is 90W2, |
| 00:39:51 |
Go ahead, 90W2. |
| 00:39:53 |
Could you find Tony and tell him |
| 00:39:58 |
Where's your boyfriend and the guns? |
| 00:40:03 |
I hardly know the guy. |
| 00:40:06 |
Paulie, nothing down there. |
| 00:40:09 |
Check the garage. - I did, |
| 00:40:23 |
Is this the house? |
| 00:40:26 |
Shall I cover the back? |
| 00:40:30 |
Okay, okay. |
| 00:40:35 |
We're not connecting here, honey. |
| 00:40:42 |
Keep her quiet! |
| 00:40:46 |
Wrong house? |
| 00:40:48 |
Help me! Help me! |
| 00:40:51 |
Come on. |
| 00:40:57 |
Oh gosh, no! |
| 00:41:01 |
Okay? |
| 00:41:05 |
Joey, are you alright? |
| 00:41:08 |
Dont jump! |
| 00:41:41 |
Get in, sweetie! |
| 00:41:46 |
Okay, Ma. Make a right! |
| 00:42:15 |
Sorry. |
| 00:42:21 |
Jump! |
| 00:42:28 |
Watch it! |
| 00:42:31 |
Way to go, Mom! |
| 00:42:38 |
Floor it! |
| 00:42:40 |
They're going left. |
| 00:42:43 |
Left! Slow it down! |
| 00:42:45 |
Be careful! |
| 00:42:52 |
There's nothing in there. |
| 00:42:57 |
What's in the file? |
| 00:43:01 |
What does it say, Joe? |
| 00:43:05 |
I'm giving it to Ross. |
| 00:43:08 |
I don't believe this. |
| 00:43:10 |
Look who it is. |
| 00:43:14 |
Cut it out! |
| 00:43:16 |
My mother lied. |
| 00:43:18 |
She got the license plate |
| 00:43:23 |
Shit! |
| 00:43:26 |
That's rich coming from the most |
| 00:43:33 |
Is there anything else... |
| 00:43:35 |
I should know? |
| 00:43:38 |
We think you're an asshole. |
| 00:43:45 |
Take a walk with me. |
| 00:43:54 |
Think I'm going to take that? |
| 00:43:57 |
She's just an old lady. |
| 00:44:00 |
A monster, that's what she is. |
| 00:44:04 |
Watch what you say! |
| 00:44:07 |
If you even look at this case... |
| 00:44:11 |
I'll throw your mom in a county can |
| 00:44:13 |
before you can say "Golden Ager"! |
| 00:44:18 |
You, your mom... |
| 00:44:19 |
Your whole goddamn family. |
| 00:44:22 |
Ross, you just made |
| 00:44:26 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:44:29 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 00:44:39 |
Hi. |
| 00:44:43 |
You forgot to dry your hands. |
| 00:44:47 |
Ross needs the towels? |
| 00:44:54 |
I have your toothbrush. |
| 00:44:58 |
Yeah. |
| 00:45:00 |
With the frog's head. |
| 00:45:04 |
Thanks. |
| 00:45:09 |
Lieutenant! |
| 00:45:11 |
I want to file a complaint |
| 00:45:15 |
for assault |
| 00:45:18 |
What, Ross? |
| 00:45:22 |
I'm gonna see you suspended. |
| 00:45:26 |
Ross! - What? |
| 00:45:29 |
Oh, Lieutenant... |
| 00:45:42 |
It's a man thing. |
| 00:45:48 |
Oh, Gwen. Thanks for the brush. |
| 00:45:56 |
The gun was part of a shipment... |
| 00:45:59 |
that wound up downtown. |
| 00:46:02 |
The warehouse burnt down and |
| 00:46:06 |
Big explosion of ammunition. |
| 00:46:10 |
Guns destroyed, |
| 00:46:13 |
Company goes broke. |
| 00:46:20 |
Are you listening? |
| 00:46:22 |
Like Mr. Krueger. He burnt his |
| 00:46:26 |
They found the silver at home. |
| 00:46:30 |
Your gun didn't get burned. |
| 00:46:32 |
Mama knows! When we get home, |
| 00:46:39 |
She doesn't like fast food. |
| 00:46:44 |
Ross' face when you said, |
| 00:46:48 |
I gave it to him good. |
| 00:46:51 |
Blew him away. - His ass was grass, |
| 00:46:58 |
You're really something, Mom. |
| 00:47:06 |
I'm going to go up |
| 00:47:13 |
We could do "good cop, bad cop"! |
| 00:47:21 |
Do you really want to go? |
| 00:47:25 |
Go downstairs and sniff around. |
| 00:47:28 |
I'll be upstairs with the big boys. |
| 00:47:32 |
It's that cop. |
| 00:47:34 |
Get in the side office |
| 00:47:39 |
Yeah, show the officer in. |
| 00:47:44 |
Detective Joseph Bomuwski. |
| 00:47:48 |
What can I do for you? |
| 00:47:51 |
I'm investigating a warehouse fire, |
| 00:47:56 |
You collected the insurance. |
| 00:47:58 |
I hope there isn't any problem. |
| 00:48:02 |
that the weapons |
| 00:48:06 |
That we were the victim of a fraud. |
| 00:48:10 |
You don't look like a victim, |
| 00:48:19 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:48:25 |
A woman out there |
| 00:48:29 |
Sorry. - That's alright. |
| 00:48:33 |
I say we work them over! |
| 00:48:36 |
It's almost under control. |
| 00:48:39 |
they're being audited. |
| 00:48:44 |
Mom, later! |
| 00:48:48 |
Gesundheit! |
| 00:48:52 |
Lot of accusations flying around. |
| 00:48:56 |
What do you want? |
| 00:48:58 |
To look at the warehouse. |
| 00:49:01 |
Do you have a warrant? |
| 00:49:04 |
Or your mother? |
| 00:49:06 |
But I've a good mind... |
| 00:49:09 |
to give you |
| 00:49:16 |
Do I go to the warehouse |
| 00:49:24 |
Give the detective |
| 00:49:28 |
where we had that fire, |
| 00:49:35 |
Thanks for your time. Mom, let's go! |
| 00:49:38 |
For now you can keep your pants on. |
| 00:49:41 |
But just remember: |
| 00:49:44 |
I'll be back! |
| 00:49:47 |
Yeah, "I'll be back"! |
| 00:49:49 |
I heard a cop say that. |
| 00:49:54 |
Get out here! |
| 00:49:55 |
You idiots! Not only do you |
| 00:50:01 |
and screw up their return. |
| 00:50:03 |
some cop's weird mother |
| 00:50:07 |
We'll take care of them. They won't |
| 00:50:12 |
I'll get the plane tomorrow. |
| 00:50:16 |
everyone keeps quiet for 24 hours. |
| 00:50:19 |
Make it look like an accident. |
| 00:50:35 |
Dont like the look of this. |
| 00:50:38 |
It's not dangerous. |
| 00:50:41 |
So I can go too? |
| 00:50:44 |
We're working so well together. |
| 00:50:46 |
Right, and working well together |
| 00:50:51 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:50:53 |
Answer me! What are you doing? |
| 00:50:58 |
Looks like you're locking me in. |
| 00:51:41 |
That's not gonna work. |
| 00:51:49 |
Let's put that in here. |
| 00:51:52 |
How does this thing go? |
| 00:52:00 |
Hello, hello. |
| 00:52:03 |
This is a police radio band. |
| 00:52:07 |
Tutti Bomowski, Joe's mom. |
| 00:52:09 |
Hi, Mrs. Bomowski, this is John. |
| 00:52:18 |
I'm so embarrassed. |
| 00:52:21 |
Somehow I managed to lock |
| 00:52:26 |
No problem, Mrs. Bomowski. |
| 00:52:29 |
You're going to look for a Slim Jim, |
| 00:52:59 |
Shoot! |
| 00:53:01 |
Jesus! - I don't want to live |
| 00:53:10 |
Enough bullets in that gun? |
| 00:53:12 |
Because if you don't, I do. |
| 00:53:15 |
Where did you get that? |
| 00:53:20 |
Give it me. |
| 00:53:22 |
Give it to me. |
| 00:53:25 |
Mom, down! |
| 00:53:32 |
Jump! |
| 00:53:46 |
Is Pixie okay? |
| 00:53:57 |
Shit! |
| 00:54:02 |
What are you going to do? |
| 00:54:09 |
- Take the dog. |
| 00:54:11 |
Get over there. - Where? |
| 00:54:16 |
Get back! |
| 00:54:29 |
Stop! Police! |
| 00:54:39 |
Get down! |
| 00:54:42 |
Stop! |
| 00:54:45 |
Or my mom will shoot! |
| 00:54:53 |
A little high, |
| 00:55:00 |
Paulie! Start it up fast! |
| 00:55:08 |
Turn around. |
| 00:55:11 |
Take it easy! |
| 00:55:15 |
Think you could mess with my boy? |
| 00:55:20 |
Gesundheit. |
| 00:55:28 |
Dusty here. |
| 00:55:30 |
Put it in that chair. |
| 00:55:32 |
Alright, file this. |
| 00:55:36 |
And a doctor. |
| 00:55:38 |
Tell Ross me and my mother |
| 00:55:43 |
Before you say anything... |
| 00:55:55 |
What was that? |
| 00:55:58 |
I'm just happy you've unlocked |
| 00:56:02 |
What do you mean? - The flowers. |
| 00:56:09 |
I don't believe it. |
| 00:56:12 |
She's always got to interfere. |
| 00:56:18 |
It was my mom. |
| 00:56:21 |
You mean you didn't send the roses? |
| 00:56:25 |
Of course I didn't. |
| 00:56:29 |
I didn't mean it... |
| 00:56:37 |
Mom, get your |
| 00:56:41 |
What? |
| 00:56:42 |
Dont say a word! |
| 00:56:45 |
Something about Gwen? |
| 00:56:48 |
No need to shout. |
| 00:56:52 |
I know this is hard for you, |
| 00:56:56 |
I don't like the tone of your voice. |
| 00:56:58 |
Rule no. 1: Never say |
| 00:57:02 |
Rule no. 2... |
| 00:57:04 |
You've written a list? |
| 00:57:08 |
No. 2: |
| 00:57:09 |
Dont interfere with my love life. |
| 00:57:12 |
She didn't like the flowers? |
| 00:57:17 |
3: Dont clean! |
| 00:57:19 |
5: Never tell anyone the embarrassing |
| 00:57:23 |
Just a minute... |
| 00:57:28 |
6: Dont clean, buy, or shoot guns! |
| 00:57:32 |
7: Here's a public |
| 00:57:37 |
8: Never say breakfast is |
| 00:57:41 |
The photos stay in New Jersey. |
| 00:57:45 |
Anything else? |
| 00:57:47 |
10: Sometimes forget I'm your son |
| 00:57:52 |
You can't treat me like this. |
| 00:58:06 |
You think making me follow |
| 00:58:10 |
I'm not listening. |
| 00:58:16 |
Rule no. 11: Dont tell me |
| 00:58:22 |
An old lady with a dog. |
| 00:58:25 |
You don't love enough. If someone |
| 00:58:29 |
Like me and Gwen. |
| 00:58:31 |
She turned into Or. Ruth! |
| 00:58:34 |
It scares you that Gwen loves you. |
| 00:58:37 |
When you meet someone special, |
| 00:58:41 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:58:44 |
and finding you're 60 years old... |
| 00:58:47 |
in a little apartment |
| 00:58:50 |
someone as special as Gwen. |
| 00:58:53 |
She's right. |
| 00:58:57 |
Finished? |
| 00:59:02 |
For your information: |
| 00:59:56 |
Gwen, I just... |
| 01:00:00 |
I just called to say you're special. |
| 01:00:03 |
Oh Christ, that's ridiculous. |
| 01:00:06 |
I just called... |
| 01:00:09 |
to say that you're so special. |
| 01:00:13 |
And when you meet |
| 01:00:18 |
grab hold. |
| 01:00:20 |
You should grab hold of them. |
| 01:00:24 |
Oh, come on! |
| 01:00:25 |
Just do it right. |
| 01:00:27 |
When you meet someone special, |
| 01:00:34 |
What are you doing here so late? |
| 01:00:38 |
Just catching up on paperwork. |
| 01:00:42 |
I had to pick some stuff up. |
| 01:00:48 |
Want to catch up on paperwork, too? |
| 01:00:51 |
Sure. |
| 01:00:56 |
To paperwork. |
| 01:01:06 |
Look... |
| 01:01:08 |
I'm sorry that I hit you. |
| 01:01:11 |
I was just |
| 01:01:14 |
I deserved to get hit. |
| 01:01:18 |
I wish I'd sent you the flowers. |
| 01:01:22 |
Really? |
| 01:01:30 |
You're so special. |
| 01:01:35 |
When you meet |
| 01:01:38 |
you should grab them. |
| 01:01:44 |
Otherwise, one morning |
| 01:01:48 |
living alone in a little apartment. |
| 01:01:51 |
And you wish... |
| 01:01:54 |
you had the chance |
| 01:02:01 |
That's the sweetest thing |
| 01:02:17 |
My mother said it, Gwen. |
| 01:02:21 |
Your mother? - She was right. |
| 01:02:27 |
Does this kill you? |
| 01:02:54 |
Hey, boss. What's happening? |
| 01:02:58 |
Take a look at this note. |
| 01:03:04 |
"I regret my life of crime. |
| 01:03:07 |
I can't live anymore. J. Parnell." |
| 01:03:10 |
Well, what do you think? |
| 01:03:14 |
You've been under pressure lately. |
| 01:03:17 |
You might be overreacting. |
| 01:03:20 |
We've got the weapons, |
| 01:03:23 |
and claiming lots of money. |
| 01:03:27 |
I'm not going to kill myself. |
| 01:03:30 |
It's part of the plan. |
| 01:03:33 |
They read the note, we disappear. |
| 01:03:39 |
Good idea. |
| 01:03:40 |
No, no. That's a great idea. |
| 01:03:43 |
There's one for you too. You sign that |
| 01:03:46 |
and we can get out of here. |
| 01:03:50 |
Make sure you sign it clearly. |
| 01:03:55 |
Let me take a look at that. |
| 01:04:07 |
Very nice. |
| 01:04:16 |
That hurts. |
| 01:04:42 |
"Dear Joe. I'm sorry. I can't |
| 01:04:46 |
I've left to be |
| 01:04:50 |
About the flowers. |
| 01:04:54 |
Maybe one day |
| 01:04:57 |
There's a pineapple |
| 01:05:01 |
Damn! |
| 01:05:10 |
Hey! |
| 01:05:20 |
Excuse me! |
| 01:05:52 |
Wait! |
| 01:05:55 |
You alright? |
| 01:05:59 |
Mom, stop! |
| 01:06:02 |
No, Joe, |
| 01:06:05 |
You were right. |
| 01:06:08 |
Slow down. - You were right |
| 01:06:12 |
I was wrong. |
| 01:06:14 |
When I told her, |
| 01:06:17 |
It did? |
| 01:06:21 |
Quick, stop the cart! |
| 01:06:30 |
Really? |
| 01:06:33 |
You know I do. |
| 01:06:40 |
Now tell me. |
| 01:06:42 |
What did Gwen say when you told her? |
| 01:06:45 |
That it's the sweetest thing |
| 01:06:49 |
And then? |
| 01:06:52 |
You didn't propose to her? |
| 01:06:57 |
It's a missed opportunity. |
| 01:07:01 |
Stop right there. |
| 01:07:05 |
You're doing it again. |
| 01:07:08 |
Interfering. Rule no. 2. |
| 01:07:11 |
You can't be serious about the rules? |
| 01:07:16 |
Gate 18, fast! |
| 01:07:19 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:07:21 |
Have a nice ride home. |
| 01:07:28 |
Thank you. Joey! |
| 01:07:30 |
Joseph A. Bomowski, |
| 01:07:34 |
Wait a minute! |
| 01:07:38 |
They're non-negotiable. |
| 01:07:43 |
Flexibility? Give you an inch, |
| 01:07:48 |
Okay what? |
| 01:07:50 |
The rules. |
| 01:07:52 |
You got a deal. |
| 01:07:56 |
You got a deal. |
| 01:08:07 |
It'll be the best weekend |
| 01:08:18 |
Stay here. |
| 01:09:04 |
Got him! - I told you |
| 01:09:08 |
You promised to leave me alone. |
| 01:09:11 |
So, I'll start tomorrow. |
| 01:09:13 |
I give up. |
| 01:09:18 |
Holy moley! |
| 01:09:21 |
It is? |
| 01:09:24 |
More chocolate, Mitchell? |
| 01:09:28 |
You, sweetie? |
| 01:09:30 |
Why'd you come here? |
| 01:09:34 |
To save my girlfriend's life. |
| 01:09:38 |
My house ain't safe. |
| 01:09:42 |
I got nowhere to go. |
| 01:09:43 |
Any idea who these people are? |
| 01:09:47 |
We stole a few cases of shooters |
| 01:09:53 |
The ones supposed to have |
| 01:09:57 |
Brunswick airstrip. |
| 01:10:01 |
A savings and loan took it over. |
| 01:10:08 |
Remember when I was in school, |
| 01:10:12 |
to see if I was doing good |
| 01:10:15 |
Embarrassed the hell out of me. |
| 01:10:18 |
It wasn't you didn't trust me... |
| 01:10:21 |
you just wanted to make sure... |
| 01:10:23 |
I didn't get into trouble. |
| 01:10:27 |
You finally understand. |
| 01:10:31 |
And I want you |
| 01:10:36 |
this! |
| 01:10:40 |
Whoa, bummer! |
| 01:10:48 |
I once did this before |
| 01:10:51 |
He got his head caught in a railing. |
| 01:10:56 |
They were so big for his age. |
| 01:11:01 |
I got it. I did it. |
| 01:11:05 |
I'm out! I did it! |
| 01:11:09 |
Sometimes I impress myself. |
| 01:11:12 |
Could you help me off? |
| 01:11:15 |
Where's my gun? I'm outta here. |
| 01:11:19 |
Thanks, babe. |
| 01:11:37 |
Major bummer. |
| 01:11:42 |
Sorry, Mitchell. |
| 01:11:45 |
And I don't think |
| 01:11:49 |
Hold still. This won't hurt a bit. |
| 01:11:57 |
Be back to get you, babe. |
| 01:12:30 |
Get back. |
| 01:12:54 |
Sergeant Bomowski. I need assistance |
| 01:13:28 |
Let me go! |
| 01:13:36 |
Move it. Come on. |
| 01:13:41 |
Where's your little boy? |
| 01:13:43 |
You won't get away with this. |
| 01:13:47 |
Get her on the plane, |
| 01:13:50 |
When we get her over the ocean, |
| 01:13:54 |
Move it! Move it! |
| 01:14:03 |
Sit down. |
| 01:14:57 |
Shit! |
| 01:16:13 |
Get out there and find him. |
| 01:16:16 |
Get off. Take her down. |
| 01:16:19 |
Oh God! |
| 01:16:23 |
Where are you taking me? |
| 01:16:25 |
Shut up! |
| 01:16:39 |
There you are. Drop it! |
| 01:16:44 |
You okay? |
| 01:16:47 |
I came to back you up. |
| 01:16:51 |
Let her go. |
| 01:16:53 |
Do you think |
| 01:16:57 |
Let her go! |
| 01:16:59 |
Or what? |
| 01:17:04 |
It's over. Parnell, it's all over. |
| 01:17:07 |
Get the car. |
| 01:17:12 |
Say goodbye to your little boy. |
| 01:17:15 |
You're next. Hold it! |
| 01:17:20 |
You know... |
| 01:17:24 |
this is really going |
| 01:17:46 |
Nobody hurts my baby. |
| 01:18:06 |
Gee whiz. You shot him. |
| 01:18:12 |
No shit. |
| 01:18:14 |
Mom, you saved my life. |
| 01:18:17 |
That's what moms are for. |
| 01:18:31 |
I can't believe it, |
| 01:18:34 |
Dont worry. I'll be back. |
| 01:18:39 |
It's been great, Tutti. |
| 01:18:42 |
I can see why you like police work. |
| 01:18:46 |
Can I see the ring? |
| 01:18:50 |
Beautiful. I couldn't have done |
| 01:18:55 |
I thought you did. |
| 01:19:01 |
Well, thanks for everything. |
| 01:19:09 |
I think that man is a criminal. |
| 01:19:13 |
I recognize him from TV. |
| 01:19:15 |
I don't think so. You'll be late. |
| 01:19:19 |
He's trying to avoid the detector! |
| 01:19:21 |
Please! |
| 01:19:23 |
Dont give me that innocent look. |
| 01:19:25 |
My son is a police officer. |
| 01:19:31 |
Rule no. 12: Listen to your mother! |
| 01:19:39 |
Move! |
| 01:19:46 |
Here. Cuffs! |
| 01:19:48 |
Let us through. Police. |
| 01:19:53 |
Joey, now I remember what he did. |
| 01:19:56 |
He shot his mother! |
| 01:20:05 |
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