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Strange Bedfellows
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[Bouncy instrumental music] |
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[Lively music] |
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[Horn honks] |
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Just leave the keys |
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Right! |
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[Tires screeching] |
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You mssed him, Vonnie. |
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Ah, well. |
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Not to worry, Ralph. |
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I'll get him. |
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Morning, Ralph. |
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You should learn |
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I just thought |
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these silly buggers |
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didn't kill themselves. |
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Don't pull on it! |
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Let go of it, then. |
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(Ralph) |
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a great job, mate. |
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(man) |
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(man) |
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[Sighs] |
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Bloody women. |
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(man) |
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Yeah. |
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Bitch! |
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You look happy, Vince. |
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Cow. |
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Vincent. |
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Hey, Father. |
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Ooh, Vincent, looks like |
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Yeah. |
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Ralph? |
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(Ralph) |
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Well, mate, she's really |
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shafted me this time. |
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Ah, the wife again, eh? |
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Ex-wife, as she's only |
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Look what I found |
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this morning. |
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Just tell me, mate. |
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I promsed Dan the Man |
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I'd have this fixed |
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It's a letter |
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from that shonky |
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I knew they had |
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some ncome average |
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I don't know; |
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Now the chickens |
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and they owe years |
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Fantastic, mate. |
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She had it comng to her. |
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She has nothing |
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I do. |
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How come? |
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I don't know how they did it. |
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I just signed whatever |
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I mean, she was me wife; |
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Pity she didn't feel |
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Well, I thought she did |
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when they insisted that all |
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so on paper, |
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it looks like I've earned |
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Well, obviously, |
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No, mate. |
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She got the money; |
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Now the bloody tax department's |
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Gee, Vincie. |
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I mean, it wasn't like |
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she didn't do well |
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I mean, she took |
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with her when she left. |
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Yeah, but then |
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in the first place, |
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Well, yeah, but it was |
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She had the capital; |
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I provided |
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Yeah, well, at least |
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she left you |
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Yeah, lucky me. |
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More trouble |
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Why not sell it, then? |
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Sell me theater? |
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It's the only bloody thing |
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Won't even have that |
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if I get socked |
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I'm not kidding, mate. |
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Things keep going like this, |
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Join the club. |
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You're doing okay. |
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Oh, I got plenty |
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But, you know. |
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Mate, you got to start |
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Stop letting people |
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We're not the only ones |
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How's it going? |
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Oh, she's done, mate. |
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The carbie was running |
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What do I owe you? |
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Oh, don't worry about it; |
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Get off me! |
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Get off me! |
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Can't you two keep |
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Pair of pansies. |
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I'll drop you around |
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Yeah, mate. |
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T omatoes. |
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[Tapping] |
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Can I have |
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Mr. Coulston. |
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Okay. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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Father Delaney, |
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Feel free to get |
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As you are all well-aware, |
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and the St. Patrick's |
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are usually held |
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[Muttering] |
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(woman) |
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we've decided |
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(Ralph) |
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were having too much fun. |
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(woman) |
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Father Delaney |
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will be in charge |
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Does it involve loaves |
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Mr. Williams. |
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In the unlikely event |
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that you actually have |
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would you please |
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and not just interject? |
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Mr. Coulston. |
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Yourself and the fire brigade |
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will be responsible |
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for ticket production |
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Sorry, Faith. |
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I think Ralph has |
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(Quirk) |
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(Coulston) |
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You weren't up |
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(Faith) |
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as to who's doing what? |
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Well, we certainly know |
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Mr. Hopgood, |
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you and Mr. Williams |
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you've got the old fire truck |
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No worries, |
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You boys |
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I'd better go |
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Those bawdy calves |
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are going well, Stan. |
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(Stan) |
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You got a show tonight? |
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8:000, mate. |
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Well, have a good one. |
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Yeah. |
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Maybe things will look better |
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Yeah, let's hope so. |
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[Sighs] |
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[Characters talking faintly] |
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Morning, Shirley. |
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Hello, Emily. |
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See you on Sunday. |
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(woman) |
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He just throws the mailbag |
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with no respect at all |
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Here we are, Jack. |
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That's $6.75, |
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Here you go. |
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I'll keep an eye out. |
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I might catch him speeding. |
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3 plus 7, that's 100. |
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Thanks, love. |
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Do you want |
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to post that, Father? |
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I certainly do, my dear. |
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By the way, Yvonne, |
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Gloria Murphy |
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from Paris |
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And she's sending me |
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God bless her soul, |
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Do you think you could keep |
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(Yvonne) |
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I'll be with you |
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Oh, no hurry, |
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Hi, Jack. |
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Hey, Vince. |
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Father. |
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(Jack) |
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putting us to shame |
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(Delaney) |
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It's the only dancing |
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(Jack) |
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Should bring |
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Hey, Vincie? |
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Yeah. |
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Money's on the counter, |
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I've got it, Ralph. |
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I have got it. |
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(Ralph) |
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The answer. |
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What's the question? |
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You know, me tax problem. |
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Look at this. |
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The government's |
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(Ralph) |
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You know I don't vote. |
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Yeah, but you do know |
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there's an election |
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Yeah, I know. |
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Yeah, well, it says here |
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this one's going to be |
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Yeah, why would you vote? |
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A politician |
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Can you just listen? |
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They reckon it'll be so close, |
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to who can win |
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Gay? |
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Yeah, shirt lifters, |
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them that bat |
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poofters. |
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Geez, eh? |
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I wouldn't have thought |
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Apparently enough |
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That's why both sides |
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It's all about giving them |
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as regular married couples. |
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So what's that got |
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Well, the opposition... |
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[horn honks] |
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Hey, Billy! |
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Well, the opposition |
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to change the tax laws |
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So the government's just |
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Not only did they pass |
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they've made it |
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Oh. |
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Will you run that |
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Well, it just means |
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can get all the rebates |
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and they can claim them |
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If I can go back |
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what's it got to do |
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Mate, if I can get |
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for the last five years, |
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I could write off so much tax, |
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Hey, you could even |
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We'd both come out in front. |
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But how can we do that? |
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Well, it's simple. |
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We just become gay. |
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No! |
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No, no, no, no. |
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How many times |
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We just say we are. |
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There's no physical. |
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(Ralph) |
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No. |
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What's wrong |
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I mean, this is |
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to really turn things |
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We could split our incomes, |
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Hey, we could probably even |
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You're not listening |
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I don't want anyone |
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You're on the house here, boys! |
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Right ho, mate! |
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No, not poofs, mate... |
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That's what they call it |
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Same-sex couples. |
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I don't care |
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I don't want to be one! |
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(Vince) |
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for goodness sake. |
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What's your problem? |
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(Ralph) |
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I mean, I've got nothing |
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Good luck to them. |
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But I wouldn't |
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much less going around |
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There's a word for you, |
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(Ralph) |
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Well, there's a word |
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Out of your bloody mnd. |
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Have you any idea |
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what the reaction would be |
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if people thought |
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"Same-sex couple," Ralph. |
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Take Big Red, |
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He'd laugh us out of town. |
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Not everyone in town |
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as you and Big Red. |
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Oh, no? |
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Why don't you ask |
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what they think? |
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(man) |
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(man) |
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Yeah, but he's |
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It'd be a worry |
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I'd cut me own hair. |
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You mean you pay |
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Get stuffed. |
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They reckon |
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is that way inclined. |
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(man) |
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Ran off and joined |
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Next thing I hear, |
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doing the |
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Sounds painful. |
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[Laughter] |
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(Vince) |
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(Ralph) |
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And in all that time, |
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Yeah. |
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When? |
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Karen Stevens. |
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Karen Stevens? |
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That was 300 years ago; |
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You said she was |
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Her father set |
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And I still convulse |
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Come on, mate. |
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I'd do it for you. |
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Yeah, let everyone think |
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No. |
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We fill out the forms. |
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We send them in |
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They register us |
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So then we're eligible |
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They think they've got |
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Everybody's happy. |
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Yeah, they're happy. |
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Well, just officially. |
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You know, |
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puts it in the computer, |
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and we're eligible |
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End of story. |
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Mate, I really need you |
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Please. |
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Just sign the paper? |
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Just sign the paper. |
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And no one will ever know. |
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Swear to God. |
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Sorry, mate. |
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I just can't do it. |
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No. |
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[Telephone ringing] |
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Hello. |
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(woman) |
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Carla. |
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How are you, sweetheart? |
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I'm great, Dad. |
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Oh, you know. |
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Got plenty |
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Well, don't work too hard. |
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You always take on too much. |
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Gee, love, you're starting |
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[Laughs] |
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Someone's got |
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Hey, Dad, I'm thinking |
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Oh, that'll be great. |
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You'll be here |
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Um, okay. |
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I'm bringing Peter to meet you. |
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Yeah, well, it's about time |
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My thoughts exactly, Dad. |
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Might even have to give |
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[Carla laughs] |
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No need to go silly. |
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Actually, we're thinking |
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Oh, yeah? |
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Sounds serious. |
| 00:16:10 |
Yeah, well, we'll see. |
| 00:16:13 |
Well, I'll really |
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Yeah, me too. |
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Say hello to Vince for me. |
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I'll see you then, then, Dad. |
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Love you. |
| 00:16:20 |
Love you too, sweetheart. |
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Bye-bye. |
| 00:16:23 |
Bye. |
| 00:16:41 |
[Dog barking in the distance] |
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Good night. |
| 00:16:50 |
(woman) |
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(man) |
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Yup. |
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And no one will ever know. |
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No one will ever know. |
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All right, I'll do it. |
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Oh, mate, I could kiss you. |
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Just you bloody try. |
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Ralph, I can't tell you |
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Hey. |
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I never did really thank you |
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You have now. |
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So I go in this box. |
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Then you go here. |
| 00:18:00 |
Just a moment. |
| 00:18:02 |
"Spouse"? |
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Why do I have to be |
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It's not important. |
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It is to me. |
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I don't want |
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Makes me sound |
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You're supposed |
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That's the whole point. |
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Why can't you be |
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I'm taller. |
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Well, if it's such |
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I'll be the spouse. |
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You can be |
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That make you happy? |
| 00:18:28 |
Well, happier |
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Help me through this. |
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"Period of cohabitation." |
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What? |
| 00:18:37 |
How long since |
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Well, we want the full |
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so six years. |
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Now, hang on. |
| 00:18:46 |
When did your mssus |
| 00:18:48 |
About six years ago. |
| 00:18:51 |
Yeah, so, what, she left |
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and then, straight away, |
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What's wrong with that? |
| 00:18:57 |
Well, I don't want |
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It looks like I got you |
| 00:19:02 |
Okay. |
| 00:19:04 |
So we saw each other |
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for 12 months before, |
| 00:19:08 |
Sounds reasonable. |
| 00:19:10 |
It means neither of us |
| 00:19:13 |
[Laughs] |
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Sometimes I seriously worry |
| 00:19:20 |
"Address |
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My place. |
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I don't want it going down |
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that I'm living |
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Picky. |
| 00:19:30 |
"Orientation." |
| 00:19:33 |
Well, the backyard |
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Sexual orientation, mate. |
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Sexual. |
| 00:19:40 |
Oh. |
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I'll just put down, |
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Bloody hell. |
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Oh, my old mum |
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if she saw that. |
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No. |
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"Private and confidential." |
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That means |
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Strictly between us |
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How could anyone around here |
| 00:20:06 |
[Rooster crowing] |
| 00:20:16 |
[Tires screeching] |
| 00:20:17 |
[Upbeat fiddle music] |
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Oh, Father. |
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T op of the morning |
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And the rest of the day |
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[Whistling] |
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Oh, my God. |
| 00:21:21 |
They're sending |
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to interview us. |
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They're going to check |
| 00:21:26 |
Oh. |
| 00:21:28 |
"Random testing of applicants." |
| 00:21:30 |
Ralph, it's random. |
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Random, my ass. |
| 00:21:33 |
With the bloody mess you're in, |
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I bet you the bloody |
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the moment you walked in |
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Oh, no, this has got nothing |
| 00:21:41 |
They're just sending out |
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to check up |
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The fact is, Vince, |
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that some ferret |
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is going to grill us. |
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We're going to be |
| 00:21:53 |
Yeah, okay, |
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we've got a bit |
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Bit of a problem? |
| 00:21:59 |
Mate, we have attempted |
| 00:22:03 |
They're going to hang us up |
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Unless... |
| 00:22:11 |
we can convince them |
| 00:22:14 |
Vince. |
| 00:22:15 |
You are not gay. |
| 00:22:17 |
I am not gay. |
| 00:22:19 |
Mmm. |
| 00:22:20 |
This bloke is going to be |
| 00:22:27 |
He's probably done |
| 00:22:29 |
We're done for. |
| 00:22:31 |
Not necessarily. |
| 00:22:34 |
I mean, how long can |
| 00:22:37 |
An hour? |
| 00:22:38 |
All we have to do is keep up |
| 00:22:41 |
What act? |
| 00:22:42 |
I don't know how to look gay. |
| 00:22:44 |
We're just going |
| 00:22:45 |
to have to do |
| 00:22:47 |
Plenty of time up our sleeve. |
| 00:22:48 |
He's not due here till... |
| 00:22:50 |
That's the day of the ball. |
| 00:22:53 |
Oh, that's just |
| 00:22:57 |
Yeah. |
| 00:22:58 |
Gives us plenty of time |
| 00:22:59 |
to learn how to act |
| 00:23:01 |
From who? |
| 00:23:02 |
They're not exactly thick |
| 00:23:05 |
around here, mate. |
| 00:23:07 |
No, no, no, no, we're going |
| 00:23:10 |
and fess up. |
| 00:23:12 |
See Jack? |
| 00:23:13 |
Listen; |
| 00:23:15 |
Trust me. |
| 00:23:16 |
I always do. |
| 00:23:17 |
But no one around here |
| 00:23:21 |
(Delaney) |
| 00:23:23 |
That's our department too, |
| 00:23:25 |
We've already started |
| 00:23:28 |
Haven't we, girls? |
| 00:23:29 |
Now, now, ladies. |
| 00:23:29 |
Let's not get too far |
| 00:23:32 |
We need it to be fresh |
| 00:23:34 |
(Faith) |
| 00:23:35 |
(Delaney) |
| 00:23:38 |
that takes care |
| 00:23:39 |
unless anyone has anything |
| 00:23:50 |
Yvonne, dear, |
| 00:23:51 |
Yeah, I'm fine. |
| 00:23:54 |
Now, you sure? |
| 00:23:58 |
Faith, um, |
| 00:24:03 |
Hey, Ralph. |
| 00:24:05 |
Did you get on |
| 00:24:07 |
Couldn't take her eyes |
| 00:24:09 |
Well, Vince, you are |
| 00:24:12 |
Who's what? |
| 00:24:13 |
I was just telling Vince |
| 00:24:18 |
Bye. |
| 00:24:25 |
Come on. |
| 00:24:29 |
[Whistling] |
| 00:24:30 |
Father, excuse me. |
| 00:24:34 |
Can I have a word? |
| 00:24:36 |
Of course. |
| 00:24:41 |
Hello, Faith. |
| 00:24:43 |
How's the ball |
| 00:24:44 |
Everyone |
| 00:24:47 |
Well, actually... |
| 00:24:56 |
I can't believe |
| 00:24:59 |
I can't believe I never |
| 00:25:10 |
[Shutter clicking] |
| 00:25:13 |
It's all in the mannerisms, |
| 00:25:15 |
If we can learn |
| 00:25:17 |
we'll be on the nose. |
| 00:25:26 |
There goes Vonnie. |
| 00:25:28 |
She scrubs up nice. |
| 00:25:31 |
She fancies me, you know. |
| 00:25:33 |
I think I'm going to take |
| 00:25:38 |
Nighty night. |
| 00:25:48 |
Hello, Faith. |
| 00:25:49 |
Hello, Ivy. |
| 00:25:50 |
Everything all right? |
| 00:25:52 |
Oh, Ivy, |
| 00:25:53 |
what's been going on |
| 00:25:56 |
What? |
| 00:25:58 |
[Laughs] |
| 00:26:01 |
Oh. |
| 00:26:02 |
Good-bye, love. |
| 00:26:03 |
I'll just tell the girls. |
| 00:26:05 |
[Laughs] |
| 00:26:09 |
Hey, Ralph? |
| 00:26:12 |
What size bed do you have? |
| 00:26:14 |
Just a single. |
| 00:26:15 |
I tossed |
| 00:26:17 |
It was buggered. |
| 00:26:18 |
Well, where am I going |
| 00:26:23 |
Well, certainly not at my place. |
| 00:26:24 |
Yeah, but what if |
| 00:26:26 |
checks out your bedroom? |
| 00:26:28 |
Well, he won't find you. |
| 00:26:29 |
That's okay. |
| 00:26:31 |
I got an old double bed |
| 00:26:34 |
We'll drop it off at your place |
| 00:26:35 |
just so it looks right. |
| 00:26:39 |
Father. |
| 00:26:40 |
Nice day for it. |
| 00:26:41 |
(Delaney) |
| 00:26:43 |
God created Adam and Eve, |
| 00:26:52 |
(Vince) |
| 00:27:05 |
Follow him, Ralph. |
| 00:27:26 |
Now, where the bloody hell |
| 00:27:28 |
What do you reckon |
| 00:27:29 |
Father Xavier was on about? |
| 00:27:31 |
Probably one of them beats, |
| 00:27:34 |
It's a special sacred |
| 00:27:36 |
that only they know about. |
| 00:27:37 |
(Ralph) |
| 00:27:39 |
There's probably more of them |
| 00:27:42 |
You know, it takes |
| 00:27:48 |
Hang on. |
| 00:27:49 |
Where's he gone? |
| 00:27:52 |
There he is. |
| 00:28:10 |
Don't tell me Burt Nankuvis |
| 00:28:14 |
Burt gay? |
| 00:28:16 |
Nah, he's a plumber. |
| 00:28:47 |
(Jack) |
| 00:28:51 |
She reckons |
| 00:28:54 |
has been goin' on |
| 00:28:58 |
What? |
| 00:29:02 |
Ralph Williams |
| 00:29:06 |
are having |
| 00:29:15 |
Come again? |
| 00:29:16 |
Well, that's what she said. |
| 00:29:18 |
Straight from |
| 00:29:21 |
Bloody hell. |
| 00:29:22 |
I used to go camping |
| 00:29:27 |
Shared a tent. |
| 00:29:28 |
We all did. |
| 00:29:32 |
If they're poofers, |
| 00:29:38 |
[Laughs] |
| 00:29:39 |
[Laughter] |
| 00:29:40 |
What is it |
| 00:29:42 |
Someone needs to have |
| 00:29:44 |
before she spreads |
| 00:29:45 |
that nonsense around. |
| 00:29:46 |
Well, be my guest. |
| 00:29:47 |
[Banging and water rushing] |
| 00:29:49 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:29:51 |
Well, better go |
| 00:29:54 |
Ooroo. |
| 00:29:59 |
[Ralph's voice] |
| 00:30:01 |
he's a good-looking man. |
| 00:30:06 |
[Upbeat instrumental music] |
| 00:30:32 |
[Laughs] |
| 00:30:35 |
[Effemnately] |
| 00:30:37 |
Honestly, you're a couple |
| 00:30:41 |
[Laughs] |
| 00:30:43 |
What on Earth would I do |
| 00:30:48 |
Well, on Tuesday, |
| 00:30:56 |
Wednesday, |
| 00:30:58 |
young Mrs. Yellup, |
| 00:31:01 |
Thursday, |
| 00:31:03 |
the Crawford girl. |
| 00:31:08 |
I've gone all hot. |
| 00:31:15 |
All right, I admt it. |
| 00:31:16 |
I'm straight. |
| 00:31:18 |
But look, we can keep this |
| 00:31:21 |
Fellas? |
| 00:31:22 |
I'm just curious: |
| 00:31:23 |
Why have |
| 00:31:25 |
you're a pillow biter? |
| 00:31:26 |
I'm a hairdresser, |
| 00:31:28 |
It's what they expect. |
| 00:31:29 |
Anyway, |
| 00:31:31 |
to think I'm one of the girls. |
| 00:31:32 |
Plus no one suspects |
| 00:31:34 |
half the wives and daughters |
| 00:31:38 |
Yeah, well. |
| 00:31:41 |
Look, any chance |
| 00:31:43 |
No. |
| 00:31:46 |
However, |
| 00:31:48 |
we would be willing |
| 00:31:50 |
Trade them? |
| 00:31:52 |
For what? |
| 00:31:57 |
First, you have to learn |
| 00:32:01 |
So from now one, |
| 00:32:04 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:32:05 |
You refer to yourselves |
| 00:32:07 |
Got it? |
| 00:32:09 |
Right. |
| 00:32:10 |
Secondly, it's all |
| 00:32:12 |
some body language |
| 00:32:15 |
First and most importantly, |
| 00:32:17 |
Now, hold your hand out |
| 00:32:19 |
onto the dance floor |
| 00:32:22 |
Who? |
| 00:32:23 |
Prince Charmng. |
| 00:32:26 |
Listen to me, please. |
| 00:32:28 |
Think Marilyn Monroe... |
| 00:32:30 |
crossed with a bit of penguin. |
| 00:32:33 |
And left shoulder, |
| 00:32:35 |
left shoulder, |
| 00:32:36 |
left shoulder, pivot. |
| 00:32:37 |
And I hope you were watching, |
| 00:32:45 |
(Ralph) |
| 00:32:46 |
how people around here |
| 00:32:48 |
if they thought we were |
| 00:32:52 |
"Same-sex couple," Ralph. |
| 00:32:53 |
We should show |
| 00:32:55 |
I mean, if it hadn't been |
| 00:32:58 |
we wouldn't be getting |
| 00:33:01 |
That's it. |
| 00:33:02 |
Come on, girls. |
| 00:33:03 |
Put a bit of swish into it. |
| 00:33:04 |
That's the way. |
| 00:33:05 |
For goodness sake. |
| 00:33:06 |
Tummy in. |
| 00:33:07 |
And turn and look. |
| 00:33:08 |
And, Vince, show Ralphie how |
| 00:33:11 |
And watch Vince. |
| 00:33:12 |
Vince is turning. |
| 00:33:13 |
Turn the body. |
| 00:33:14 |
Yes, head-body's fine, |
| 00:33:17 |
Thank you. |
| 00:33:18 |
And off you go. |
| 00:33:19 |
(Vince) |
| 00:33:21 |
before same-sex marriage |
| 00:33:23 |
Here; |
| 00:33:25 |
There you go. |
| 00:33:26 |
That'd be nice. |
| 00:33:27 |
We could have |
| 00:33:30 |
Nothing flashy, just us |
| 00:33:32 |
Yeah, maybe we could even go |
| 00:33:38 |
Or not. |
| 00:33:43 |
Up she goes. |
| 00:33:48 |
[Horn honking] |
| 00:33:50 |
(Eric) |
| 00:33:51 |
There he is. |
| 00:33:52 |
Go get him, tiger. |
| 00:33:54 |
Okay, and turning. |
| 00:33:55 |
Pivot. |
| 00:33:57 |
Swish, swish, swish. |
| 00:33:58 |
Vince, for God's sake, |
| 00:34:02 |
[Snarling] |
| 00:34:03 |
Ooh, there's some dog poo |
| 00:34:09 |
That's it. |
| 00:34:12 |
Pivot and... |
| 00:34:13 |
hello, boys. |
| 00:34:15 |
Okay, and what do you see? |
| 00:34:17 |
Uh, a charmng young lady. |
| 00:34:21 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:34:22 |
And what do you see? |
| 00:34:23 |
Some ponce |
| 00:34:27 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:34:27 |
Now, which one |
| 00:34:37 |
All right, the ponce. |
| 00:34:39 |
Oh, no, not Rock. |
| 00:34:42 |
Don't tell me Rock was. |
| 00:34:44 |
Gay as a bag |
| 00:34:45 |
Where have you been hiding |
| 00:34:50 |
Yeah, even I heard |
| 00:34:53 |
and Gomer Pyle. |
| 00:34:54 |
Not Gomer Pyle. |
| 00:34:55 |
[Laughs] |
| 00:34:57 |
Well, he was in the army, |
| 00:35:02 |
Well, if it's hot, |
| 00:35:06 |
Out of the way, Fred. |
| 00:35:14 |
What's up, Ralphie? |
| 00:35:15 |
My back's still buggered |
| 00:35:17 |
I don't know what |
| 00:35:20 |
I did all the work. |
| 00:35:20 |
(Peter Allen) |
| 00:35:25 |
when my baby smiles at me, |
| 00:35:27 |
I feel like Tarzan... |
| 00:35:29 |
Now, that's one |
| 00:35:32 |
And in bungalow |
| 00:35:47 |
Well, we won't be doing that. |
| 00:35:50 |
(Delaney) |
| 00:35:51 |
(Francis) |
| 00:35:52 |
So how are you boys |
| 00:35:56 |
Good afternoon, Father. |
| 00:35:57 |
[Keys clicking wildly] |
| 00:36:01 |
Pull the plug, Ralph. |
| 00:36:02 |
Pull the plug. |
| 00:36:07 |
Thunk |
| 00:36:08 |
He dropped a dollar. |
| 00:36:11 |
Oh. |
| 00:36:12 |
Got it? |
| 00:36:14 |
Are you guys okay? |
| 00:36:15 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:36:17 |
It's just |
| 00:36:19 |
Just finished. |
| 00:36:22 |
(Eric) |
| 00:36:23 |
Yes. |
| 00:36:24 |
And ready for the pivot? |
| 00:36:26 |
Pivot and look. |
| 00:36:28 |
Lovely. |
| 00:36:29 |
Very good. |
| 00:36:31 |
And what's wrong |
| 00:36:33 |
She's tired. |
| 00:36:35 |
Oh, come on, mate. |
| 00:36:36 |
You were just starting |
| 00:36:38 |
(Eric) |
| 00:36:40 |
Well, do you know something? |
| 00:36:41 |
This is just not working, |
| 00:36:44 |
I mean, I know |
| 00:36:46 |
for a couple more days, |
| 00:36:47 |
You boys, you need |
| 00:36:51 |
in the culture. |
| 00:36:52 |
You need to be where gay rules, |
| 00:36:57 |
where men are men |
| 00:37:00 |
and women |
| 00:37:01 |
You boys need to see |
| 00:37:05 |
You need to walk the walk |
| 00:37:10 |
In short, gentlemen, |
| 00:37:11 |
you need to follow |
| 00:37:15 |
Yellow. |
| 00:37:18 |
Where? |
| 00:37:26 |
(woman) |
| 00:37:34 |
Take me. |
| 00:37:35 |
I have no choice. |
| 00:37:41 |
Take me. |
| 00:37:42 |
You will understand. |
| 00:37:45 |
Take me. |
| 00:37:45 |
(man) |
| 00:37:47 |
Suit up. |
| 00:37:48 |
(woman) |
| 00:37:50 |
(man) |
| 00:37:55 |
Hey, fellows... |
| 00:37:57 |
Yeah, right, mate. |
| 00:38:01 |
Crikey. |
| 00:38:03 |
(woman) |
| 00:38:07 |
(man) |
| 00:38:10 |
but I can't get caught. |
| 00:38:11 |
See, I have no choice. |
| 00:38:13 |
All eyes on me, |
| 00:38:15 |
Who'd have thought |
| 00:38:17 |
team up? |
| 00:38:18 |
Take me by surprise, |
| 00:38:20 |
I'll do what I gotta do. |
| 00:38:24 |
Vince. |
| 00:38:25 |
Huh? |
| 00:38:25 |
We're supposed to be gay, |
| 00:38:28 |
What was that? |
| 00:38:29 |
I don't know, |
| 00:38:31 |
and I'll go grab a stick. |
| 00:38:32 |
It's right around here |
| 00:38:35 |
What about down there? |
| 00:38:36 |
I don't know. |
| 00:38:37 |
We'll give it a try. |
| 00:38:42 |
Okay, this'll be |
| 00:38:45 |
We'll just go in, |
| 00:38:46 |
bite the froth |
| 00:38:48 |
observe a bit |
| 00:38:50 |
Then we'll be done. |
| 00:38:58 |
There. |
| 00:39:04 |
[Engine revving] |
| 00:39:06 |
Are you sure |
| 00:39:14 |
Oh, yeah, |
| 00:39:17 |
Hey, listen up, ladies, |
| 00:39:18 |
I think your dates |
| 00:39:20 |
Hubba hubba. |
| 00:39:24 |
So what do we think? |
| 00:39:27 |
Well, I think good luck, |
| 00:39:29 |
and I'll see you |
| 00:39:31 |
Nah. Come on, mate. |
| 00:39:32 |
It's not like |
| 00:39:34 |
and jump on us or anything. |
| 00:39:35 |
I mean, look at us. |
| 00:39:37 |
We're not exactly |
| 00:39:39 |
T o them, we're just a couple |
| 00:39:42 |
Especially you. |
| 00:39:44 |
I'll tell you what. |
| 00:39:46 |
I think we're going |
| 00:39:49 |
Shopping? |
| 00:39:53 |
You look gorgeous. |
| 00:39:55 |
[Laughs nervously] |
| 00:39:57 |
Are you sure this is what |
| 00:40:00 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:40:01 |
Move around. |
| 00:40:14 |
A bit snug. |
| 00:40:17 |
Hey, Ralph. |
| 00:40:21 |
How do I look? |
| 00:40:22 |
Like two pound of sausages |
| 00:40:26 |
They're supposed |
| 00:40:28 |
Aren't they? |
| 00:40:29 |
Oh, yes, |
| 00:40:31 |
You look great. |
| 00:40:32 |
[Laughs] |
| 00:40:33 |
Yeah, well, |
| 00:40:34 |
Now let's have a look |
| 00:40:36 |
Mrs. Fancy Pants. |
| 00:40:48 |
You look divine. |
| 00:40:52 |
They seem to fit very well. |
| 00:40:54 |
Yeah, turn around. |
| 00:40:57 |
No. |
| 00:40:58 |
Come on, mate. |
| 00:41:00 |
No. |
| 00:41:01 |
Ralphie, come on. |
| 00:41:03 |
No. |
| 00:41:05 |
Perhaps I could find a pair |
| 00:41:08 |
That might help. |
| 00:41:10 |
Yeah, yeah, |
| 00:41:12 |
Thank you. |
| 00:41:14 |
[Stayin' Alive] |
| 00:41:30 |
I'll tell you |
| 00:41:33 |
If I'd known |
| 00:41:36 |
What, you got yourself |
| 00:41:37 |
a whole new outfit, |
| 00:41:40 |
Imagine what the mob |
| 00:41:42 |
Mate, don't even joke |
| 00:41:44 |
You standing there |
| 00:41:45 |
like fourpence worth |
| 00:41:47 |
It's a pity that fellow |
| 00:41:50 |
the other pair of pants. |
| 00:41:51 |
What's wrong |
| 00:41:53 |
Ralphie. |
| 00:41:54 |
I'm all for looking up |
| 00:41:56 |
but that's ridiculous. |
| 00:41:57 |
[Laughter] |
| 00:41:59 |
Boys. |
| 00:42:00 |
In you go. |
| 00:42:02 |
Nice hair, doll. |
| 00:42:03 |
Thanks, mate. |
| 00:42:07 |
(Blondie) |
| 00:42:14 |
Here comes the 21 st century. |
| 00:42:21 |
It's gonna be much better |
| 00:42:24 |
[Echoing] |
| 00:42:28 |
It's gonna be much better |
| 00:42:31 |
for a girl like me. |
| 00:42:48 |
I want that man. |
| 00:42:56 |
I want that man. |
| 00:42:57 |
Yeah, I need a drink. |
| 00:43:01 |
Are you going to leave me? |
| 00:43:02 |
...21 st century. |
| 00:43:04 |
It's gonna be much better |
| 00:43:08 |
Oh, don't worry |
| 00:43:10 |
Little Timmy's going |
| 00:43:13 |
I want that man. |
| 00:43:18 |
Hey! |
| 00:43:23 |
I wanna dance |
| 00:43:26 |
drive through Texas |
| 00:43:30 |
I want a piece of heaven |
| 00:43:37 |
I want a pair |
| 00:43:40 |
that catch the lights |
| 00:43:44 |
But what I really want, |
| 00:43:49 |
Here comes the 21st century. |
| 00:43:52 |
It's gonna be much better |
| 00:43:56 |
'Cause I want everything |
| 00:44:00 |
Most of all, |
| 00:44:03 |
I want that man. |
| 00:44:11 |
I wanna move |
| 00:44:14 |
I'll keep the money. |
| 00:44:18 |
Everything that's yours |
| 00:44:23 |
Yeah, I wanna be |
| 00:44:26 |
She's good. |
| 00:44:27 |
Oh, yeah, right. |
| 00:44:28 |
Spice of |
| 00:44:30 |
Got that right. |
| 00:44:32 |
First time here? |
| 00:44:33 |
Yeah, I'm just up |
| 00:44:34 |
Um... certainly takes |
| 00:44:39 |
You've got that right. |
| 00:44:42 |
Hi, I'm Justin. |
| 00:44:44 |
Oh, Vince. |
| 00:44:46 |
You too. |
| 00:44:49 |
Hey. |
| 00:44:50 |
Could I have a couple |
| 00:44:55 |
Nice to meet you, Vince. |
| 00:44:56 |
Yeah, you too, Justin. |
| 00:44:58 |
Have a good night. |
| 00:44:59 |
Same to you. |
| 00:45:03 |
Ralph. |
| 00:45:04 |
This here is Laurie, |
| 00:45:09 |
G'day. |
| 00:45:10 |
Everybody, Ralph. |
| 00:45:12 |
Go on. |
| 00:45:16 |
Just trying to work out |
| 00:45:19 |
Did we meet |
| 00:45:22 |
No, I'm pretty sure we didn't. |
| 00:45:26 |
'99 Mardi Gras. |
| 00:45:27 |
You were the one |
| 00:45:28 |
(Timmy) |
| 00:45:31 |
Ralph is just up |
| 00:45:33 |
Yeah? You ride? |
| 00:45:35 |
Huh? |
| 00:45:36 |
(Neil) |
| 00:45:38 |
Oh, yeah, yeah, |
| 00:45:40 |
With the old Sturmey-Archer |
| 00:45:43 |
Ooh-hoo, |
| 00:45:48 |
You blokes ride? |
| 00:45:50 |
Yeah, I got |
| 00:45:54 |
Mine's a Ducati. |
| 00:45:55 |
But I do like |
| 00:45:58 |
I've got an old Indian |
| 00:46:01 |
I've been meaning to fix |
| 00:46:03 |
Anyone we know? |
| 00:46:06 |
I'm a mechanic |
| 00:46:08 |
Really? |
| 00:46:09 |
Well, I have |
| 00:46:10 |
I wonder if you could take |
| 00:46:12 |
Oh, yeah, sure. |
| 00:46:14 |
You look like a man |
| 00:46:19 |
Well, actually, |
| 00:46:20 |
I had samba lessons |
| 00:46:22 |
It was a great way |
| 00:46:23 |
against strange women |
| 00:46:26 |
Or strange men, |
| 00:46:29 |
So you swing both ways. |
| 00:46:32 |
No, to the left, mostly. |
| 00:46:35 |
Come with me. |
| 00:46:37 |
Well, I was... |
| 00:46:38 |
Come with me. |
| 00:46:39 |
Ralph? |
| 00:46:41 |
(Neil) |
| 00:46:44 |
No worries. |
| 00:46:45 |
(Timmy) |
| 00:46:46 |
T ell us where you |
| 00:46:48 |
have been hiding out |
| 00:46:50 |
(Ralph) |
| 00:46:54 |
You probably |
| 00:46:55 |
haven't heard of it. |
| 00:46:57 |
The Sleaze Ball. |
| 00:46:58 |
What? |
| 00:46:59 |
Where I saw you before. |
| 00:47:01 |
Nah. |
| 00:47:02 |
(Neil) |
| 00:47:06 |
Today. |
| 00:47:08 |
On the bus. |
| 00:47:12 |
Yup, that's it. |
| 00:47:14 |
Dirty fuel. |
| 00:47:16 |
Should give it a test, |
| 00:47:19 |
Sure. |
| 00:47:27 |
You know, I really could have |
| 00:47:31 |
And now, |
| 00:47:34 |
give it up for the luscious, |
| 00:47:37 |
the breath-taking Monique. |
| 00:47:41 |
[cheers and applause] |
| 00:47:51 |
Looking at you, |
| 00:47:53 |
my troubles are fleeing. |
| 00:47:55 |
I'm admring the view, |
| 00:47:58 |
'cause it's you I'm seeing. |
| 00:48:01 |
(Neil) |
| 00:48:03 |
What will it be? |
| 00:48:05 |
Just a beer, thanks, Neil. |
| 00:48:06 |
Heineken, Redback, |
| 00:48:09 |
As long as it's cold. |
| 00:48:13 |
Where's your man? |
| 00:48:16 |
Oh, haven't got a clue. |
| 00:48:18 |
Look, don't get me wrong, |
| 00:48:21 |
but you two seem |
| 00:48:23 |
Well, we're poofs, |
| 00:48:26 |
It doesn't get |
| 00:48:30 |
[cell phone ringing] |
| 00:48:32 |
[laughter] |
| 00:48:39 |
Hello. |
| 00:48:40 |
Ralph, what's going on? |
| 00:48:41 |
You playing tonight or not? |
| 00:48:43 |
Fred. |
| 00:48:44 |
Uh, listen, mate. |
| 00:48:48 |
Sydney? |
| 00:48:50 |
Yeah, I'm up here... |
| 00:48:52 |
for a visit. |
| 00:48:53 |
Oh. |
| 00:48:54 |
We were expecting you |
| 00:48:56 |
You have got |
| 00:48:59 |
She is so crazy. |
| 00:49:00 |
Geez, mate, I forgot. |
| 00:49:01 |
She's up from the country |
| 00:49:03 |
Yeah, I'll be back tomorrow. |
| 00:49:05 |
What's her name, Ralph? |
| 00:49:05 |
Sorry, Laurie, what was that? |
| 00:49:07 |
I said, what's |
| 00:49:11 |
Vince. |
| 00:49:12 |
What was that about Vince? |
| 00:49:14 |
Oh, Vince. |
| 00:49:15 |
Yeah, he's here. |
| 00:49:17 |
[applause] |
| 00:49:24 |
He's... |
| 00:49:28 |
Ooh, careful, love. |
| 00:49:29 |
Give a girl |
| 00:49:30 |
Who was that, Ralph? |
| 00:49:31 |
Listen, Fred, |
| 00:49:33 |
It's very noisy. |
| 00:49:36 |
I've got to go. |
| 00:49:37 |
I'll see you tomorrow. |
| 00:49:44 |
[country music playing quietly] |
| 00:49:52 |
It seems Ralph and Vince |
| 00:49:57 |
Really? |
| 00:49:58 |
Why would they be |
| 00:50:00 |
Must have gone |
| 00:50:03 |
Yeah, yeah, |
| 00:50:06 |
I think so. |
| 00:50:07 |
Vince does have |
| 00:50:08 |
Of course, |
| 00:50:10 |
Wears a tie and all. |
| 00:50:11 |
(man) |
| 00:50:13 |
gone up there for business. |
| 00:50:15 |
Definitely. |
| 00:50:16 |
I went to Sydney |
| 00:50:18 |
See? It's quite common. |
| 00:50:20 |
Yeah, of course it is. |
| 00:50:21 |
Vince is a businessman. |
| 00:50:23 |
He went up there |
| 00:50:28 |
Why do you think |
| 00:50:36 |
Because... |
| 00:50:37 |
he's a mechanic. |
| 00:50:39 |
Of course he is. |
| 00:50:41 |
And a damn good one. |
| 00:50:42 |
[cheers and applause] |
| 00:51:03 |
Darling, |
| 00:51:05 |
Iife seemed so gray. |
| 00:51:08 |
I wanted to end it |
| 00:51:10 |
till that wonderful day |
| 00:51:13 |
you started to mend it. |
| 00:51:16 |
And if you'll only stay, |
| 00:51:19 |
well, then, I'll spend it |
| 00:51:23 |
Iooking at you. |
| 00:51:32 |
[cheers and applause] |
| 00:51:51 |
Did you get any compliments |
| 00:51:53 |
I think my undies |
| 00:51:56 |
[laughs] |
| 00:52:01 |
[bear yells] |
| 00:52:02 |
Oh, I didn't expect that. |
| 00:52:06 |
Oh, neither did I. |
| 00:52:08 |
First prize, eh? |
| 00:52:09 |
We must have been better |
| 00:52:11 |
than I thought we were. |
| 00:52:12 |
(Laurie) |
| 00:52:14 |
enjoying the big city? |
| 00:52:16 |
Well, to be honest, Laurie, |
| 00:52:17 |
if I hadn't have seen it |
| 00:52:20 |
I never would have believed |
| 00:52:23 |
Wonderful, isn't it? |
| 00:52:24 |
(Laurie) |
| 00:52:27 |
A lot of things have changed |
| 00:52:29 |
Nowadays, |
| 00:52:35 |
No one seems to notice anymore. |
| 00:52:38 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:52:39 |
You should come down |
| 00:52:41 |
I grew up in the country, |
| 00:52:43 |
and I can tell you, |
| 00:52:45 |
(Neil) |
| 00:52:46 |
You know that? |
| 00:52:47 |
I mean, you've lived |
| 00:52:52 |
and here you are, |
| 00:52:57 |
eyes filled with passion |
| 00:53:00 |
that's only for each other. |
| 00:53:01 |
Yeah, just look |
| 00:53:06 |
Beautiful. |
| 00:53:09 |
You know... |
| 00:53:10 |
you make me proud |
| 00:53:17 |
T o Ralph and Vince. |
| 00:53:18 |
(Neil) |
| 00:53:20 |
(Tim) |
| 00:53:25 |
Who wants |
| 00:53:38 |
You know, |
| 00:53:40 |
And don't take this |
| 00:53:42 |
But the worst thing |
| 00:53:46 |
is not that |
| 00:53:48 |
It's that people think |
| 00:53:52 |
Eh? |
| 00:53:52 |
Well, no offense, |
| 00:53:54 |
I could do |
| 00:53:59 |
Yeah? |
| 00:54:00 |
I tell you what. |
| 00:54:01 |
If I was really gay, |
| 00:54:02 |
I could do a hell |
| 00:54:04 |
Sorry, mate. |
| 00:54:06 |
Oh, yeah, |
| 00:54:07 |
I'd have good-looking blokes |
| 00:54:10 |
Iike movie stars |
| 00:54:11 |
Like who? |
| 00:54:12 |
Oh, Burt Reynolds. |
| 00:54:15 |
Burt Reynolds isn't gay. |
| 00:54:16 |
No, but I could probably |
| 00:54:20 |
You certainly couldn't. |
| 00:54:25 |
Vince. |
| 00:54:26 |
Yeah, mate? |
| 00:54:28 |
I think it's just as well |
| 00:54:32 |
Yeah. |
| 00:54:44 |
[tires screeching] |
| 00:55:00 |
[Carla on answering machine] |
| 00:55:02 |
You're probably out |
| 00:55:03 |
helping get things ready |
| 00:55:06 |
We're at Jigalong, |
| 00:55:07 |
and Pete's just |
| 00:55:10 |
Just rang to see |
| 00:55:11 |
to bring a chicken |
| 00:55:14 |
But you're not home, |
| 00:55:15 |
so we'll sort it out |
| 00:55:17 |
Okay, see you soon, Dad. Bye. |
| 00:55:44 |
(Yvonne) |
| 00:55:46 |
There was |
| 00:55:46 |
a gentleman here today asking |
| 00:55:48 |
where you boys were earlier. |
| 00:55:49 |
Really? |
| 00:55:50 |
Yeah, he said |
| 00:55:51 |
and I had no idea |
| 00:55:53 |
but he said |
| 00:55:55 |
Oh, here he comes now. |
| 00:56:00 |
Um, Vonnie. |
| 00:56:01 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:56:02 |
Me and Ralph |
| 00:56:03 |
Can you do us |
| 00:56:06 |
Yeah. |
| 00:56:06 |
Will you just tell this guy |
| 00:56:09 |
in, say, half an hour? |
| 00:56:10 |
Is everything all right? |
| 00:56:12 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:56:13 |
Just a business thing. |
| 00:56:20 |
Vonnie, thanks. |
| 00:56:22 |
Oh, Vince. |
| 00:56:23 |
[bear yells] |
| 00:56:27 |
I'd like to wrap it nice |
| 00:56:31 |
[disappointed] |
| 00:56:32 |
He's here, Ralph. |
| 00:56:33 |
(Ralph) |
| 00:56:34 |
The bloody ferret |
| 00:56:36 |
(Ralph) |
| 00:56:38 |
You must be the gentleman |
| 00:56:41 |
I'm Vince Hopgood. |
| 00:56:42 |
Ah. |
| 00:56:43 |
And this big hunk |
| 00:56:45 |
And I'm Russell McKenzie. |
| 00:56:46 |
Russell. |
| 00:56:47 |
Sorry, sorry |
| 00:56:48 |
We just got off the bus |
| 00:56:50 |
Didn't know you were going |
| 00:56:53 |
No worries. |
| 00:56:53 |
Um, could-- |
| 00:56:57 |
and give us 200 mnutes |
| 00:56:58 |
to snip home |
| 00:56:59 |
Of course. |
| 00:57:00 |
You got |
| 00:57:02 |
I do. |
| 00:57:03 |
Splendid. |
| 00:57:06 |
Lovely day for it. |
| 00:57:09 |
Super. |
| 00:57:22 |
What's my favorite color? |
| 00:57:23 |
Purple. |
| 00:57:24 |
It's blue. |
| 00:57:25 |
Little things like that |
| 00:57:36 |
Sorry, love. |
| 00:57:39 |
So remember: |
| 00:57:43 |
I chased you, |
| 00:57:44 |
and you played |
| 00:57:46 |
If you say so. |
| 00:57:47 |
Good. |
| 00:57:49 |
So how'd you do it? |
| 00:57:51 |
Do what? |
| 00:57:52 |
How'd you win me over? |
| 00:57:53 |
I bought you flowers, |
| 00:57:56 |
Yeah? Where? |
| 00:57:58 |
I don't know, the pub. |
| 00:57:59 |
Cheapskate. |
| 00:58:02 |
All right, I took you |
| 00:58:06 |
in the Beachworth Motel. |
| 00:58:07 |
Well, at least that's got |
| 00:58:10 |
Yeah, might have even |
| 00:58:12 |
to a naughty weekend. |
| 00:58:13 |
I don't even want |
| 00:58:21 |
Okay. |
| 00:58:22 |
What? |
| 00:58:23 |
Mate, I don't want |
| 00:58:24 |
any more than you do. |
| 00:58:26 |
But we got to look |
| 00:58:29 |
Agh. |
| 00:58:37 |
Relax. |
| 00:58:39 |
And then: |
| 00:58:45 |
No, no, no, no. |
| 00:58:46 |
I can't do it. |
| 00:58:47 |
I can't believe you. |
| 00:58:50 |
You still find all this |
| 00:58:53 |
No, I don't. |
| 00:58:55 |
After all we've seen, |
| 00:58:58 |
you still find homosexuality |
| 00:59:01 |
No, I don't find homosexuality |
| 00:59:05 |
I just think |
| 00:59:15 |
Yeah. |
| 00:59:15 |
All the more reason |
| 00:59:18 |
Come on. |
| 00:59:21 |
Come here. |
| 00:59:27 |
Not so bad. |
| 00:59:29 |
Movin' up. |
| 00:59:36 |
Now enjoy it. |
| 00:59:37 |
Big Ralphie smile. |
| 00:59:39 |
[car door slams] |
| 00:59:40 |
Oh, shit, he's here. |
| 00:59:42 |
You get the front door. |
| 00:59:44 |
I'll finish getting changed. |
| 00:59:48 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:59:49 |
He's comng round the back way. |
| 00:59:50 |
Seems somehow appropriate. |
| 00:59:55 |
[dog barking] |
| 00:59:59 |
Hi, Dad. |
| 00:59:59 |
Carla. |
| 01:00:01 |
Oh. |
| 01:00:04 |
Uh... |
| 01:00:06 |
this is a bit awkward. |
| 01:00:08 |
Do you think you could come back |
| 01:00:10 |
See, Vince--Vince and I have got |
| 01:00:13 |
with a bloke, see, |
| 01:00:16 |
So do you reckon |
| 01:00:19 |
for a drive around town |
| 01:00:23 |
Okay. |
| 01:00:25 |
Oh, fine, fine. |
| 01:00:26 |
It's just that this bloke |
| 01:00:27 |
is come down |
| 01:00:29 |
So if you could come back |
| 01:00:32 |
[floor creaks] |
| 01:00:34 |
(Carla) |
| 01:00:35 |
Why is Vince-- |
| 01:00:37 |
[knocking at door] |
| 01:00:38 |
I can't talk, love. |
| 01:00:39 |
I think that's the bloke |
| 01:00:41 |
Look, I'll see you soon. |
| 01:00:42 |
Bye. |
| 01:00:47 |
Well. |
| 01:00:48 |
Hello. |
| 01:00:49 |
Come in. |
| 01:00:50 |
Entrez-vous. |
| 01:00:52 |
Thank you. |
| 01:00:55 |
Hey, baby, |
| 01:00:58 |
We'll come back in a while. |
| 01:00:59 |
Oh, okay. |
| 01:01:04 |
What the hell |
| 01:01:06 |
I've got to get out of here. |
| 01:01:07 |
I can't do this. |
| 01:01:08 |
Can't do what? |
| 01:01:09 |
(McKenzie) |
| 01:01:11 |
Oh, yes, |
| 01:01:12 |
Of course, it's wonderful |
| 01:01:16 |
You can't do what? |
| 01:01:17 |
You can't desert me now. |
| 01:01:18 |
No one was supposed to know. |
| 01:01:21 |
I just had to lie to her, |
| 01:01:22 |
and now I've got |
| 01:01:24 |
sitting in my living room. |
| 01:01:25 |
Look, I'm sorry about that. |
| 01:01:27 |
Bullshit, you're sorry. |
| 01:01:30 |
I was happy |
| 01:01:32 |
to help you out, |
| 01:01:34 |
Come on. |
| 01:01:37 |
[arguing] |
| 01:01:44 |
(Ralph) |
| 01:01:45 |
Cramp, cramp. |
| 01:01:47 |
Push, push. |
| 01:01:49 |
Harder, harder! |
| 01:01:50 |
You okay in there? |
| 01:01:52 |
Uh, we're fine. |
| 01:01:55 |
Ah! |
| 01:01:59 |
Let me stand on it. |
| 01:02:02 |
On we go. |
| 01:02:06 |
No, Vince. |
| 01:02:07 |
You're on your own, mate. |
| 01:02:10 |
Mate, don't do this to us. |
| 01:02:12 |
Sorry. |
| 01:02:30 |
Oh, sorry |
| 01:02:31 |
to keep you waiting, |
| 01:02:32 |
Ralph will be joining us |
| 01:02:34 |
He's trying to put |
| 01:02:36 |
Can I get you |
| 01:02:40 |
Tea, coffee, |
| 01:02:42 |
No, I'm fine, thanks, |
| 01:02:45 |
Oh, call me Vinnie. |
| 01:03:06 |
That's... |
| 01:03:07 |
a lovely tie |
| 01:03:11 |
Well, thank you. |
| 01:03:12 |
My favorite color, |
| 01:03:13 |
actually. |
| 01:03:19 |
Oh, it's Ralph. |
| 01:03:21 |
Mr. Williams. |
| 01:03:23 |
It was worth the wait. |
| 01:03:26 |
Come over here, dear. |
| 01:03:35 |
Now, well, how can |
| 01:03:40 |
help you, Russell? |
| 01:03:41 |
Well, Mr. Hopgood, |
| 01:03:43 |
your application |
| 01:03:46 |
of your same-sex union. |
| 01:03:48 |
Oh, yes, |
| 01:03:49 |
how thrilled we are |
| 01:03:51 |
has finally recognized |
| 01:03:56 |
Well, it's the validity |
| 01:03:59 |
that I'm here to establish. |
| 01:04:00 |
Unfortunately, this new law |
| 01:04:03 |
by people with |
| 01:04:07 |
for instance. |
| 01:04:09 |
Needless to say, |
| 01:04:11 |
of participating |
| 01:04:13 |
will be prosecuted |
| 01:04:20 |
So, now, |
| 01:04:20 |
exactly how |
| 01:04:23 |
fall in love? |
| 01:04:25 |
Yes. |
| 01:04:29 |
Well, how does one recall |
| 01:04:36 |
I walked into the garage, |
| 01:04:37 |
and he was standing there |
| 01:04:41 |
screwdriver in his hand |
| 01:04:42 |
and deep in the bowels |
| 01:04:45 |
And he looked up, |
| 01:04:50 |
and in think in that instant, |
| 01:04:56 |
So was there a period |
| 01:04:59 |
Courtship? |
| 01:05:00 |
Oh, I'll give you |
| 01:05:04 |
He pursued me relentlessly. |
| 01:05:05 |
Didn't you, Ralphie? |
| 01:05:07 |
Well, I wouldn't say that. |
| 01:05:09 |
(Vince) |
| 01:05:12 |
Buttercup. |
| 01:05:14 |
He gets embarrassed |
| 01:05:16 |
You see, |
| 01:05:18 |
and growing up, Ralph was |
| 01:05:22 |
Always alone, mysterious. |
| 01:05:25 |
And you, I mean- |
| 01:05:26 |
Let me finish, doll. |
| 01:05:27 |
But once he decided |
| 01:05:31 |
well, then he showered me |
| 01:05:33 |
He sent me flowers |
| 01:05:37 |
I sent him a wrench. |
| 01:05:40 |
Well, before you knew it... |
| 01:05:45 |
It wasn't that quick. |
| 01:05:48 |
And, of course, |
| 01:05:53 |
Poetry? |
| 01:05:54 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:05:55 |
Beneath this shy exterior, |
| 01:05:57 |
Iittle Ralphie here |
| 01:06:02 |
Aren't you, sweetie? |
| 01:06:04 |
Yeah. |
| 01:06:07 |
You have any copies |
| 01:06:09 |
For my files, you understand. |
| 01:06:11 |
Oh, you know, |
| 01:06:14 |
no idea where they got to. |
| 01:06:16 |
Hmm. |
| 01:06:18 |
Uh, but I can still remember |
| 01:06:22 |
Really? |
| 01:06:23 |
Really? |
| 01:06:25 |
Oh, yes. |
| 01:06:27 |
It went... |
| 01:06:28 |
something like this. |
| 01:06:33 |
'Vince, Vince, |
| 01:06:34 |
"you are my prince. |
| 01:06:36 |
"You came into my life, |
| 01:06:39 |
"and you haven't left since. |
| 01:06:42 |
"My love for you |
| 01:06:44 |
"will always be true. |
| 01:06:48 |
Vince, Vince, |
| 01:06:52 |
Charmng. |
| 01:06:53 |
Thank you. |
| 01:06:55 |
You devil. |
| 01:07:02 |
Now, be careful, |
| 01:07:05 |
Oh, hello, Carla. |
| 01:07:07 |
Hello, Faith. |
| 01:07:08 |
You don't have your father |
| 01:07:09 |
with you, |
| 01:07:11 |
No, I don't. |
| 01:07:12 |
(Faith) |
| 01:07:13 |
with the fire truck; |
| 01:07:14 |
Oh, right. |
| 01:07:16 |
Lovely to meet you, dear. |
| 01:07:17 |
Up for the weekend? |
| 01:07:18 |
(Carla) |
| 01:07:21 |
I had to come |
| 01:07:22 |
Oh, of course. |
| 01:07:24 |
It must have been |
| 01:07:27 |
Sorry? |
| 01:07:28 |
Well, when you heard |
| 01:07:32 |
Father and Vince. |
| 01:07:34 |
Okay, what |
| 01:07:36 |
Each other, |
| 01:07:41 |
And, yes, we just live |
| 01:07:45 |
And long drives |
| 01:07:46 |
through the country. |
| 01:07:47 |
And, of course, |
| 01:07:51 |
The ballet? |
| 01:07:52 |
I love the ballet. |
| 01:07:53 |
Do you have |
| 01:07:56 |
Uh... |
| 01:07:58 |
well, there's-- |
| 01:08:00 |
there are so many of them, |
| 01:08:03 |
It's--it's really hard |
| 01:08:08 |
I think, |
| 01:08:09 |
uh, I think |
| 01:08:15 |
The... |
| 01:08:17 |
Nutcracker. |
| 01:08:19 |
Suite. |
| 01:08:19 |
Nutcracker Suite. |
| 01:08:20 |
I saw a production of that |
| 01:08:24 |
Really good. |
| 01:08:27 |
I see from my files |
| 01:08:29 |
heterosexually married. |
| 01:08:30 |
Have you both always known |
| 01:08:34 |
Well, Vince has. |
| 01:08:36 |
Haven't you, darling? |
| 01:08:38 |
Yeah, yeah, |
| 01:08:39 |
Vince was always hanging |
| 01:08:42 |
offering to massage |
| 01:08:45 |
I don't know if I should be |
| 01:08:48 |
Russell, but our Vincie used |
| 01:08:53 |
And behind the wife's back, |
| 01:08:55 |
mnd you. |
| 01:08:56 |
Well-- |
| 01:08:57 |
No, no, it's my turn. |
| 01:09:02 |
Yes, remember that time |
| 01:09:05 |
Vincie, |
| 01:09:08 |
Yes, I walked in |
| 01:09:09 |
unexpectedly. |
| 01:09:11 |
And, well, I didn't know |
| 01:09:16 |
Yes, yes, |
| 01:09:18 |
but he's settled down a lot |
| 01:09:20 |
Haven't you, possum, |
| 01:09:22 |
Yes, and it's all |
| 01:09:26 |
[laughing] |
| 01:09:29 |
Ah! |
| 01:09:30 |
Thanks, Stan! |
| 01:09:31 |
Just leave 'em right there. |
| 01:09:33 |
Thanks, mate. |
| 01:09:40 |
Well. |
| 01:09:43 |
That about does it |
| 01:09:45 |
Oh, finished so soon? |
| 01:09:47 |
Yes, I'll send in |
| 01:09:49 |
You'll receive |
| 01:09:52 |
Oh, splendid. |
| 01:09:54 |
Oh, one thing. |
| 01:09:56 |
You must get |
| 01:09:58 |
signed and filled in |
| 01:10:02 |
preferably someone |
| 01:10:04 |
somebody who's known you both |
| 01:10:07 |
Oh, no problem at all, |
| 01:10:08 |
We'll have it filled out |
| 01:10:10 |
before the week's out. |
| 01:10:15 |
These are lovely, |
| 01:10:17 |
Oh, yes, |
| 01:10:20 |
They're |
| 01:10:23 |
Oh. |
| 01:10:23 |
Well, one of my |
| 01:10:27 |
I love anything |
| 01:10:28 |
in the bluey mauvey |
| 01:10:33 |
Don't I, Ralph? |
| 01:10:34 |
Apparently. |
| 01:10:38 |
Thank you. |
| 01:10:39 |
Bye. |
| 01:10:41 |
Bye. |
| 01:10:44 |
G'day. |
| 01:10:45 |
Cheerio. |
| 01:10:50 |
All in all, |
| 01:10:53 |
Oh, yeah, really well. |
| 01:10:55 |
What about this? |
| 01:10:57 |
Oh, well-- |
| 01:11:02 |
[engine sputters] |
| 01:11:03 |
(Ralph) |
| 01:11:05 |
[engine rumbling] |
| 01:11:08 |
Quick, the door! |
| 01:11:11 |
(Carla) |
| 01:11:13 |
Yeah, he's gone. |
| 01:11:14 |
So this is the place |
| 01:11:28 |
All right! |
| 01:11:29 |
You did it, Ralphie. |
| 01:11:29 |
Right, all now we get to do |
| 01:11:34 |
and find out |
| 01:11:35 |
when he dropped |
| 01:11:38 |
And if he did, |
| 01:11:40 |
Yeah, you'll come up |
| 01:11:43 |
Like what? |
| 01:11:44 |
(Vince) |
| 01:12:01 |
The hand brake. |
| 01:12:03 |
[hoedown music] |
| 01:12:07 |
What a day, hey, Ralphie? |
| 01:12:09 |
At least now we can relax |
| 01:12:12 |
just be our normal |
| 01:12:28 |
Hello, everybody! |
| 01:12:29 |
Comng through! |
| 01:12:31 |
Something yummy! |
| 01:12:32 |
Something fruity |
| 01:12:34 |
Oh, and a couple of cakes, |
| 01:12:38 |
God, he's good. |
| 01:12:40 |
He's better |
| 01:12:42 |
Oh, there's Stan. |
| 01:12:43 |
I'm going to go |
| 01:12:45 |
I'm going to find Carla. |
| 01:13:08 |
How was Sydney? |
| 01:13:09 |
Sydney... |
| 01:13:11 |
was okay. |
| 01:13:13 |
So why did you go? |
| 01:13:16 |
I was-- |
| 01:13:18 |
Was it business? |
| 01:13:19 |
Business, |
| 01:13:21 |
Business. |
| 01:13:21 |
Oh, Stan, when you got |
| 01:13:24 |
Did you get |
| 01:13:26 |
Yeah, yeah, thanks. |
| 01:13:33 |
Hey, Vonnie. |
| 01:13:34 |
I really want to thank you |
| 01:13:37 |
That's okay, Vince. |
| 01:13:39 |
No, I really want |
| 01:13:41 |
you know, like, |
| 01:13:44 |
Maybe the little restaurant |
| 01:13:45 |
in the motel |
| 01:13:47 |
Oh, that's very sweet |
| 01:13:50 |
but it really |
| 01:13:52 |
Yes, it is. |
| 01:14:11 |
What about lunch, then? |
| 01:14:13 |
Let me buy you lunch. |
| 01:14:15 |
[laughs] |
| 01:14:16 |
Oh, I know: a picnic. |
| 01:14:18 |
Nice little picnic |
| 01:14:20 |
you and me. |
| 01:14:21 |
Oh, that's very sweet |
| 01:14:23 |
but what about Ralph? |
| 01:14:24 |
What about Ralph? |
| 01:14:25 |
What's it got to do |
| 01:14:27 |
Well, he's your-- |
| 01:14:32 |
Aren't you? |
| 01:14:33 |
Me gay? |
| 01:14:33 |
No, no, no, |
| 01:14:37 |
I'm, uh... |
| 01:14:41 |
bisexual, you see. |
| 01:14:42 |
(Yvonne) |
| 01:14:43 |
Yeah, I've been |
| 01:14:45 |
Oh, Russell. |
| 01:14:46 |
Didn't realize |
| 01:14:49 |
Yes, I've got another interview |
| 01:14:53 |
so I thought, |
| 01:14:54 |
Stay on, |
| 01:14:57 |
Splendid. |
| 01:14:57 |
Lot of weirdos in Sydney. |
| 01:14:59 |
(Stan) |
| 01:15:02 |
Didn't want to interrupt. |
| 01:15:03 |
(man) |
| 01:15:08 |
Vince had dragged you into one |
| 01:15:10 |
Am I right? |
| 01:15:11 |
Yeah, well, I really can't |
| 01:15:15 |
Ralph. |
| 01:15:16 |
Hi, fellas. |
| 01:15:18 |
What? |
| 01:15:20 |
Oh, sweetheart, |
| 01:15:22 |
Oh, fabulous. |
| 01:15:23 |
[quietly] |
| 01:15:26 |
What's he doing here? |
| 01:15:28 |
How the hell |
| 01:15:29 |
Maybe he likes to dance. |
| 01:15:32 |
This is not good, Vince. |
| 01:15:33 |
I'll tell you |
| 01:15:35 |
tonight, we're going |
| 01:15:37 |
Bullshit. |
| 01:15:38 |
Carla's going to be here |
| 01:15:40 |
I'm not going to be anything |
| 01:15:42 |
Need I remnd you, Ralph, |
| 01:15:43 |
that if Russell reports back |
| 01:15:46 |
we go to jail, pal. |
| 01:15:48 |
Tax evasion, |
| 01:15:50 |
bad taste, |
| 01:15:53 |
Vince, this is the last time |
| 01:15:54 |
I ever let you talk me |
| 01:15:57 |
Mate, you were great today. |
| 01:16:00 |
That's why I know we can |
| 01:16:03 |
Come on. |
| 01:16:03 |
(man) |
| 01:16:05 |
I fare thee well. |
| 01:16:07 |
I fare thee we-e-e-e-ll. |
| 01:16:10 |
I fare thee well. |
| 01:16:12 |
I fare thee well. |
| 01:16:14 |
I fare thee we-e-e-e-ll. |
| 01:16:21 |
[applause] |
| 01:16:30 |
What would they be |
| 01:16:33 |
He's probably |
| 01:16:37 |
Shit. |
| 01:16:38 |
Maybe the boys |
| 01:16:41 |
Shit. |
| 01:16:42 |
Do you expect |
| 01:16:45 |
Not two years |
| 01:16:47 |
Ralph and Vince |
| 01:16:50 |
Really? |
| 01:16:50 |
We've got |
| 01:16:53 |
(man) |
| 01:16:55 |
Here's an oldie but a goodie. |
| 01:16:58 |
[upbeat music] |
| 01:17:01 |
They're playing our song. |
| 01:17:05 |
Dance--you know, |
| 01:17:08 |
Come on. |
| 01:17:09 |
No bloody way. |
| 01:17:11 |
My oh me oh. |
| 01:17:14 |
I go wild, |
| 01:17:15 |
and then I have to do |
| 01:17:18 |
and La Bamba. |
| 01:17:20 |
Now, I'm not |
| 01:17:21 |
with a passionate persuasion |
| 01:17:26 |
or romancin'. |
| 01:17:28 |
But I give in to the rhythm, |
| 01:17:29 |
and my feet follow |
| 01:17:34 |
Whoa, oh. |
| 01:17:35 |
When my baby, |
| 01:17:37 |
when my baby smiles at me, |
| 01:17:39 |
I go to Rio... |
| 01:17:43 |
I'm a salsa fellow. |
| 01:17:45 |
When my baby smiles at me, |
| 01:17:46 |
the sun |
| 01:17:50 |
And am I free at last. |
| 01:17:53 |
What a blast. |
| 01:17:58 |
Yee-ha-hoo! |
| 01:18:01 |
Whoa, oh. |
| 01:18:03 |
When my baby, |
| 01:18:04 |
when my baby smiles at me, |
| 01:18:08 |
of the jungle |
| 01:18:10 |
there on the hot sand |
| 01:18:11 |
and in a bungalow |
| 01:18:16 |
We make love-a. |
| 01:18:18 |
Now, I'm not the type |
| 01:18:19 |
to let vibrations |
| 01:18:23 |
You know that's just not me. |
| 01:18:25 |
I turn into a tiger |
| 01:18:30 |
one I love. |
| 01:18:32 |
Your dad's a circus. |
| 01:18:49 |
Rio, Rio, Rio, hey! |
| 01:18:53 |
[silence] |
| 01:18:55 |
How about that, |
| 01:18:58 |
Can I swing a shoe or what? |
| 01:19:10 |
Carla. |
| 01:19:25 |
(man) |
| 01:19:27 |
rye whiskey," I cry. |
| 01:19:32 |
If I don't get |
| 01:19:34 |
So, Vince. |
| 01:19:35 |
What the hell was that? |
| 01:19:38 |
Well, if whiskey |
| 01:19:41 |
Well, uh, Eric |
| 01:19:46 |
it would be a good idea |
| 01:19:50 |
"Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, |
| 01:19:56 |
Why? |
| 01:19:56 |
If I don't get |
| 01:20:00 |
Entertainment? |
| 01:20:02 |
Oh, |
| 01:20:03 |
there's Vonnie. |
| 01:20:09 |
Vincent. |
| 01:20:10 |
You know, Mr. Hopwood, |
| 01:20:14 |
one could be forgiven |
| 01:20:18 |
that you and Mr. Williams |
| 01:20:22 |
[laughs] |
| 01:20:23 |
Vincent, I know everything. |
| 01:20:30 |
(Ralph) |
| 01:20:32 |
Carla. |
| 01:20:33 |
Where are you off to, |
| 01:20:35 |
Dad, what on Earth |
| 01:20:37 |
I come home. |
| 01:20:38 |
You won't even |
| 01:20:39 |
I go off around town, |
| 01:20:40 |
and people are saying |
| 01:20:43 |
are gay. |
| 01:20:44 |
And then I go home, |
| 01:20:45 |
and the house |
| 01:20:46 |
Then I come here, |
| 01:20:47 |
and you and Vince |
| 01:20:49 |
and everybody's |
| 01:20:51 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:20:52 |
Where do I begin? |
| 01:20:55 |
Being gay? |
| 01:20:56 |
Well, uh... |
| 01:20:58 |
Dad, are you gay? |
| 01:20:58 |
(Ralph) |
| 01:20:59 |
Now is not a good time. |
| 01:21:02 |
Carla. |
| 01:21:03 |
Dad, I don't want this, |
| 01:21:05 |
You're my father, |
| 01:21:07 |
I don't want people |
| 01:21:08 |
Iaughing at you. |
| 01:21:09 |
Sweetie, it's fine. |
| 01:21:10 |
You don't know what it's like. |
| 01:21:11 |
Yes, I do. |
| 01:21:12 |
Your friends making comments |
| 01:21:14 |
And you don't know the crap |
| 01:21:17 |
Carla, I do. |
| 01:21:21 |
Look, sweetheart. |
| 01:21:22 |
I can't explain |
| 01:21:26 |
not right now, anyway. |
| 01:21:27 |
But I know what |
| 01:21:29 |
I was--I was as guilty |
| 01:21:32 |
as anybody. |
| 01:21:34 |
And I know how we all feel |
| 01:21:41 |
People like what? |
| 01:21:46 |
Well... |
| 01:21:50 |
Hello. |
| 01:21:51 |
Hi. |
| 01:22:00 |
Dad, I want you |
| 01:22:03 |
It's nice |
| 01:22:06 |
Yeah. |
| 01:22:13 |
Ralph, we got to talk. |
| 01:22:14 |
What? |
| 01:22:15 |
(Ralph) |
| 01:22:17 |
So where's the boyfriend? |
| 01:22:19 |
This better be important. |
| 01:22:20 |
Oh, it is. |
| 01:22:22 |
Faith knows. |
| 01:22:24 |
The whole bloody town knows. |
| 01:22:25 |
No, no, no, |
| 01:22:26 |
I don't know how she does, |
| 01:22:28 |
I've got to talk to Carla. |
| 01:22:29 |
No, mate, |
| 01:22:32 |
Vince, we're fucked. |
| 01:22:34 |
Now, look, I'll keep Faith |
| 01:22:36 |
You come up with an excuse |
| 01:22:38 |
The ball will be finished, |
| 01:22:41 |
[motorcycle engines roaring] |
| 01:22:52 |
We're fucked. |
| 01:23:04 |
Well, that's the tightest box |
| 01:23:09 |
Gentlemen, |
| 01:23:10 |
Iet's go find ourselves |
| 01:23:12 |
You two gorgeous men |
| 01:23:14 |
where I could find |
| 01:23:17 |
(man) |
| 01:23:35 |
Dad? |
| 01:23:43 |
Just give me |
| 01:23:47 |
Five mnutes. |
| 01:24:14 |
There's Vince! |
| 01:24:16 |
Vincent, |
| 01:24:20 |
Look who's here. |
| 01:24:24 |
(Ralph) |
| 01:24:26 |
Excuse me, everyone. |
| 01:24:29 |
Can I have your attention |
| 01:24:33 |
Uh... |
| 01:24:35 |
now, I know some of you |
| 01:24:39 |
And others have |
| 01:24:40 |
probably made up their mnds |
| 01:24:43 |
But for starters, |
| 01:24:45 |
I'd like you to welcome |
| 01:24:49 |
some friends ofVince and mne |
| 01:24:55 |
G'day. |
| 01:24:56 |
(Ralph) |
| 01:24:58 |
who I know |
| 01:25:00 |
when you get to know 'em. |
| 01:25:03 |
Okay. |
| 01:25:05 |
Now, I understand there's been |
| 01:25:13 |
about Vince Hopgood and myself. |
| 01:25:15 |
Well, it's nobody's business |
| 01:25:19 |
what goes on |
| 01:25:22 |
We've been mates |
| 01:25:26 |
Most of you have known us |
| 01:25:29 |
Crikey, we've lived and worked |
| 01:25:37 |
That's what you should be |
| 01:25:38 |
not about what may or may not |
| 01:25:47 |
Vince has been part |
| 01:25:50 |
of every important event |
| 01:25:54 |
He was my best man. |
| 01:25:58 |
He was there |
| 01:26:07 |
and when my wife, Helen, |
| 01:26:17 |
He was a tower of strength |
| 01:26:25 |
See, it doesn't matter |
| 01:26:29 |
if you have one real friend |
| 01:26:32 |
one person you can truly trust, |
| 01:26:37 |
then you're very lucky indeed. |
| 01:26:48 |
Vince Hopgood has been |
| 01:26:55 |
And, yes, for anyone |
| 01:27:00 |
I love him. |
| 01:27:04 |
I'm not ashamed |
| 01:27:27 |
Did you just grab my ass? |
| 01:27:31 |
Yeah, well, |
| 01:27:32 |
I'm only human. |
| 01:27:39 |
I never thought for one moment |
| 01:27:42 |
Nah, not a chance. |
| 01:27:44 |
Mateship's |
| 01:27:48 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:27:49 |
take your partners |
| 01:27:54 |
[upbeat music] |
| 01:28:04 |
Oh, gee. |
| 01:28:07 |
My oh gee. |
| 01:28:09 |
Well, yeah, oh, gee. |
| 01:28:12 |
Why I love that girl. |
| 01:28:15 |
Father, could I have |
| 01:28:20 |
Just kidding. |
| 01:28:23 |
[laughs] |
| 01:28:26 |
Oh, hold me, |
| 01:28:30 |
Never let me go. |
| 01:28:32 |
Oh, I'm not taking chances. |
| 01:28:35 |
I don't know what's going on |
| 01:28:38 |
Dad, but you're amazing. |
| 01:28:42 |
Hey. |
| 01:28:47 |
I love you, sweetheart. |
| 01:28:49 |
I love you, Dad. |
| 01:28:55 |
Oh. |
| 01:28:56 |
Do you mnd |
| 01:28:59 |
Be my guest. |
| 01:29:02 |
But save a dance for me. |
| 01:29:06 |
Both of you. |
| 01:29:12 |
So where's the boyfriend? |
| 01:29:15 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 01:29:21 |
Ah. |
| 01:29:29 |
Oh. |
| 01:29:31 |
Ah! Ha ha! |
| 01:29:32 |
Gentlemen. |
| 01:29:33 |
Oh, Russell. |
| 01:29:37 |
Russell. |
| 01:29:38 |
Now, I'm going to be |
| 01:29:42 |
After our meeting today, |
| 01:29:43 |
I have to say |
| 01:29:45 |
that you two were nothing more |
| 01:29:49 |
Really? |
| 01:29:51 |
Who deserve the full weight |
| 01:29:55 |
But tonight, I witnessed |
| 01:29:57 |
what appeared to be an honesty |
| 01:29:59 |
that, sadly, is very rarely |
| 01:30:02 |
And then Faith came |
| 01:30:07 |
And, well, after what she said, |
| 01:30:11 |
I don't believe |
| 01:30:15 |
a tighter bond |
| 01:30:15 |
or a stronger love |
| 01:30:17 |
for many a day to come. |
| 01:30:19 |
So listen. |
| 01:30:20 |
Just stop |
| 01:30:23 |
Care for each other. |
| 01:30:25 |
If more people |
| 01:30:27 |
well, the world would be |
| 01:30:30 |
don't you think? |
| 01:30:33 |
Thank you, Russell. |
| 01:30:34 |
And, Mr. Hopwood, |
| 01:30:36 |
in future, get yourself |
| 01:30:42 |
And good luck |
| 01:30:44 |
to the both of yous. |
| 01:30:45 |
Thanks, mate. |
| 01:30:54 |
Hello, boys. |
| 01:30:55 |
Having a fun evening? |
| 01:30:57 |
(Vince) |
| 01:31:00 |
Why? |
| 01:31:01 |
Well, no one likes |
| 01:31:09 |
Oh! |
| 01:31:11 |
Mr. Williams, |
| 01:31:12 |
one thing. |
| 01:31:12 |
My car needs a couple of things |
| 01:31:16 |
Would that be possible? |
| 01:31:17 |
Oh, of course, Faith. |
| 01:31:20 |
Just drop it in. |
| 01:31:22 |
Be my pleasure. |
| 01:31:24 |
And, Mr. Hopgood. |
| 01:31:26 |
I've heard a whisper |
| 01:31:29 |
that some of the city cinemas |
| 01:31:30 |
have got a thing |
| 01:31:34 |
Do you have |
| 01:31:37 |
I'll make you one, Faith. |
| 01:31:38 |
Oh, Mr. Hopgood, |
| 01:31:42 |
She is a piece of work. |
| 01:31:47 |
Women, mate--they're |
| 01:31:50 |
In a totally different |
| 01:31:52 |
Yeah, well, |
| 01:31:54 |
We'll get through that. |
| 01:31:57 |
Fabulous! |
| 01:31:59 |
I'm not taking chances, |
| 01:32:02 |
Hey, Ralph. |
| 01:32:03 |
Half the people in town |
| 01:32:05 |
still think I'm gay, right? |
| 01:32:08 |
What do you reckon-- |
| 01:32:12 |
Strictly for women only. |
| 01:32:14 |
Eric will be furious. |
| 01:32:18 |
Hey, Vince. |
| 01:32:20 |
Huh? |
| 01:32:21 |
You know, you do have |
| 01:32:24 |
What, this old thing? |
| 01:32:26 |
Why I love that girl. |
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Love that girl. |
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