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00:01:11 Fuck!
00:01:21 Okay,
00:01:24 I mean...
00:01:25 men are not the only ones who like
00:01:28 Why isn't it okay for girls
00:01:31 If you could have sex once a week,
00:01:34 ...just straight up fucking, would you?
00:01:39 I like it a lot.
00:01:42 But people make such
00:01:44 And there's so much emphasis
00:01:48 I don't know why. I've had sex
00:01:52 ...it's really all the same.
00:01:55 that everyone is a little...
00:01:58 self-conscious about
00:02:01 and I was never really, I guess,
00:02:05 I didn't read Cosmo's latest article
00:02:07 because I don't read those magazine
00:02:10 I haven't really been too concerned
00:02:13 Fuck me.
00:02:15 Did you ever fuck something up and
00:02:17 but you did it anyway?
00:02:19 Maybe she fucked it up.
00:02:21 I don't know. I'll let you people
00:02:23 I don't why there's this myth that
00:02:26 I mean, every day in America some
00:02:29 They gotta get restraining orders
00:02:32 Women never do that.
00:02:36 Well, brother, you just haven't met the
00:02:39 You're a fucking asshole!
00:02:41 I was trying to tell you
00:02:43 - How, if you think I'm fat? Thanks!
00:02:46 - You're paranoid. You realize that?
00:02:48 You're the one that gets pissed off
00:02:51 - Grow up!
00:02:54 you got insulted by my attempt
00:02:56 But if you're gonna bring up your
00:02:59 ...why I wan to punch him in the face!
00:03:02 A woman's place in procreation
00:03:05 big tits, small waist
00:03:07 And you're really sensitive about
00:03:10 - I'm not even half as sensitive!
00:03:14 If I get a new haircut and you didn't
00:03:16 I do not like to be insulted, no,
00:03:19 with you wanting to punch
00:03:22 You tell me that you love me
00:03:23 This is it, this is
00:03:25 Oh, shut the fuck up!
00:03:28 What a mess!
00:03:30 How do two people end up
00:03:34 Let me rewind to the
00:03:47 LA's real interesting,
00:03:50 I'm down to my last hundred.
00:03:52 76... no, 72 bucks.
00:03:57 I bought your cigarettes.
00:04:01 Fuck.
00:04:03 I don't understand...
00:04:04 we've been here like a month.
00:04:07 It's the concrete companies here,
00:04:10 It's bullshit.
00:04:13 You think California
00:04:17 Couple guys like us,
00:04:19 Well, we better get
00:04:21 We don't have even have enough
00:04:26 When was the last time
00:04:29 ran up a huge tab
00:04:32 Shit. Months?
00:04:35 Come on, this is the kind of sun shit
00:04:38 Fun shit you always
00:04:39 I'm only going along
00:04:41 Haven't you ever wanted
00:04:44 They'll have to do whatever
00:04:45 How do you even know
00:04:47 Please tell me you didn't
00:04:48 No, no, there's this hotel downtown.
00:04:51 That's what it's famous for.
00:04:52 This woman at my salon was
00:04:54 You go down there, you see the
00:04:58 Sounds very romantic.
00:05:00 - How's your black eye by the way?
00:05:04 How do you even do it?
00:05:07 I keep 'em pre-tied in my nightstand
00:05:11 Well, that's you, babe.
00:05:34 Stanny, think that
00:05:39 Joe, we've done this to every fancy
00:05:42 You think some
00:05:44 We shouldn't be doing this.
00:05:46 They charge us like
00:05:48 That's ripping people off.
00:05:52 The guy will think that we're
00:05:54 Stop it! God!
00:05:57 They usually have to do it with
00:06:01 - They're gonna think that we...
00:06:04 If anyone has issues with their
00:06:09 Oh yeah.
00:06:11 - Check it out. Check that shit out!
00:06:16 - Please don't. We should...
00:06:18 - Hey.
00:06:22 Yeah, we're not used
00:06:24 ...just walking right up to us.
00:06:28 - Yeah, I'm Joe. This is Stanny.
00:06:32 Hello, Joe and Stanley.
00:06:34 No, it's not Stanley, it's Stanny.
00:06:37 Oh, Stanny.
00:06:40 So, where are you girls
00:06:42 Up in the hills, Laurel Canyon.
00:06:44 We just moved to town.
00:06:46 Oh, a couple of regular guys
00:06:50 Yeah. Yeah, we're both
00:06:54 Time's a little slow right now,
00:06:57 - Just trying to get by, huh?
00:07:00 Are you girls like models
00:07:02 You don't have to belittle us,
00:07:05 Let's grab a table.
00:07:09 What, do you work out?
00:07:12 But usually I get enough
00:07:14 We work with concrete.
00:07:18 Yes, look, we wanted manly men...
00:07:21 with the blue collar routine.
00:07:25 - Is that Drakkar you're wearing?
00:07:29 - So, what do you do for a living?
00:07:33 Really?
00:07:35 Screenwriter,
00:07:37 Get out of here!
00:07:40 I mean, what have I seen
00:07:42 Nothing yet. None of my scripts
00:07:47 Well, you gotta start
00:07:49 - What about you? What do you do?
00:07:53 - She designed this.
00:07:57 Shit! Christi Ann,
00:07:59 I was in this coffee shop...
00:08:00 and I saw a woman wearing
00:08:02 - Really?
00:08:04 Somebody took your shit
00:08:06 That happened to me.
00:08:08 Somebody just took my stuff
00:08:11 and then we see this guy from two
00:08:15 No, Joe, she's saying that she
00:08:19 - Oh, you invent clothes!
00:08:25 In fact, people were running around
00:08:28 I have to go to the bathroom.
00:08:34 I'll be... right back.
00:08:43 California girls, man.
00:08:48 Okay, what about the bill?
00:08:51 - I think we should hire them.
00:08:54 You flirted, you got
00:08:55 I think we should get out of here.
00:08:57 Look, I'm inviting Stanny
00:08:59 If you don't wanna sleep with Joe,
00:09:07 I got it. I'll make it look like
00:09:10 These girls come here all the time.
00:09:12 No, that ain't right, man.
00:09:14 Why don't we just stick the hotel
00:09:16 These girls shouldn't...
00:09:18 I... I think I left my wallet
00:09:23 Sure you did.
00:09:26 So, how do you boys wanna do this?
00:09:30 Why don't we just go back
00:09:32 and we can fool around up there?
00:09:36 Okay.
00:09:41 Let me show you my room.
00:09:44 Wow!
00:09:48 - Is this your parents' house?
00:09:52 No, it's Donna's house.
00:09:58 Wow, you must come home
00:10:04 - No.
00:10:15 - You like it rough, don't you?
00:10:17 Boy, did you pick the right guy!
00:10:20 Punish me, I'm bad!
00:10:23 Look, this was all
00:10:26 I don't think I can do this.
00:10:28 You must have a fancy bar
00:10:32 Oh, perfect.
00:10:37 Perfect.
00:10:41 You don't wanna have sex?
00:10:44 Your friend, Donna...
00:10:48 she needs to get laid.
00:10:52 you need to get drunk.
00:10:54 - What, you wanna get me drunk?
00:10:58 But I can tell you're one of those,
00:11:02 that I love to help out by getting
00:11:06 So, here's the deal:
00:11:09 for every two drinks that I have...
00:11:12 you gotta have one, until you're
00:11:27 - Yeah! Yeah!
00:11:37 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:11:45 - You're so bad.
00:11:48 I was 15 years old...
00:11:50 I'd been jerking off two years
00:11:56 And the second
00:11:58 my dick just starts like,
00:12:02 And she looks up at me,
00:12:04 At the same time, whack!
00:12:11 You're gonna make me come!
00:12:16 Oh, my God!
00:12:19 - Do you want some water?
00:12:22 - Do you like that?
00:12:24 I go to the gynecologist like a week
00:12:28 I know the doctor's gonna know
00:12:30 but I don't care, because
00:12:32 to get paranoid something's wrong.
00:12:35 The doctor finds the condom.
00:12:40 My asshole boyfriend was so
00:12:42 that he finished right away...
00:12:43 so he's moving around 'til
00:12:46 And the thing was stuck up in me
00:12:49 What was he thinking?
00:12:51 You're okay? God, that felt so...
00:13:00 You want a cigarette?
00:13:06 - Do you want some water?
00:13:08 That... That was...
00:13:12 I can't believe it.
00:13:14 Did you like that?
00:13:17 Want a cigarette?
00:13:19 So, should we?
00:13:23 - I don't know.
00:13:26 You know, I've never ever...
00:13:28 ever had a one-night stand.
00:13:33 You're the first girl
00:13:37 who I believe it's true.
00:13:49 - Alright.
00:14:18 I'm sorry.
00:14:26 I'm sorry.
00:14:32 Okay.
00:14:34 - Can I ask you something?
00:14:38 How often... do you think men cry?
00:14:43 What the fuck kind
00:14:45 Well, I'm writing this character...
00:14:46 and I was just trying to figure out
00:14:49 So I'm asking you how often.
00:14:53 Fuck, I don't know
00:14:57 And how often
00:15:00 Never, really. I mean...
00:15:03 life sucks sometimes, but you know,
00:15:08 Crying never solved nothing.
00:15:16 - You guys ever get caught?
00:15:20 You know, loitering at the bar?
00:15:25 Damn, was it that obvious?
00:15:29 You know, it's just something fun
00:15:32 So the he yells out,
00:15:35 Seriously, I swear to God I burst out
00:15:37 I don't care that it was rude.
00:15:42 God!
00:15:49 My God!
00:15:53 My record is five times.
00:15:57 - One night, five times.
00:16:02 I usually do it once. Well, I mean,
00:16:07 I've had guys who wanted
00:16:08 And that one that was finished
00:16:10 but I had another guy who...
00:16:13 who would sometimes wanna go
00:16:18 You like... have a thing
00:16:25 Well, if Donna's gonna do it, I mean
00:16:31 - Don't do it on account of her.
00:16:34 - No, no. I want to.
00:16:44 I mean, we probably
00:16:55 - Okay, you gotta relax.
00:17:08 You like that?
00:17:13 That doesn't feel good?
00:17:22 Okay.
00:17:26 Okay, okay.
00:17:46 Okay.
00:18:01 You know any jokes?
00:18:09 No.
00:18:17 A guy walks into a bar...
00:18:21 and the bartender says...
00:18:26 Shit, I forgot what he said.
00:19:09 We heard you two having fun
00:19:11 Never mind that.
00:19:13 Check out the sunrise.
00:19:15 Cool. I love dusk.
00:19:23 Does anybody need anything
00:19:26 Just sit here and relax, baby.
00:19:30 Actually, you know, I...
00:19:33 I should probably try
00:19:35 I've got a lot of writing
00:19:37 - I mean, today.
00:19:42 So, I guess you boys deserve
00:19:45 How much do we owe you anyway?
00:19:46 Yeah, you know, I have to admit
00:19:50 but I think, who knows,
00:19:52 if we're still two lonely women,
00:19:56 Yeah. Leave us your cards,
00:19:59 Can you take a check?
00:20:01 Cause I don't think we have
00:20:03 - A check?
00:20:06 Look, we can go to an ATM.
00:20:10 I mean, I have money.
00:20:13 Wait a minute. Do you think
00:20:25 What, making fun of the girls
00:20:28 So, what's the damage?
00:20:31 You gotta tip 'em,
00:20:33 Wait. You're serious?
00:20:36 Why is everything getting
00:20:40 I asked you if you'd ever
00:20:42 Yeah, for drinking dash.
00:20:45 We thought you girls just
00:20:48 - You're serious?
00:20:50 We're hanging out at the bar,
00:20:53 you say you wanna fuck us, what
00:20:55 We never said you had
00:20:57 Wait a second. What about that
00:21:02 Joe, they think
00:21:04 They're kicking us out of here,
00:21:08 Man! I thought you thought
00:21:16 So, you two are really two
00:21:21 Yeah!
00:21:27 I knew this was gonna happen!
00:21:28 I can't believe you made me do this!
00:21:31 I didn't make you, how was
00:21:34 - Gross! God!
00:21:37 You sure seemed to like
00:21:39 Goddamned freaks!
00:21:42 We are not freaks! You're the one
00:21:45 Yeah, but I didn't know
00:21:47 Come on, Joe,
00:21:50 - I don't believe it. I've been used!
00:21:55 California girls!
00:21:59 You think they'll still
00:22:02 Oh, they'd better!
00:22:05 I'm never drinking again. I can't
00:22:07 Stop blaming me! Hell, you were
00:22:10 Why couldn't you tell
00:22:12 Why couldn't you tell?! God!
00:22:14 And Jesus, they were both morons.
00:22:18 It was pathetic!
00:22:21 - I forgot something.
00:22:25 Never mind.
00:22:52 Stanny, wake up.
00:22:55 We gotta go find a place
00:23:05 - Can you believe those bitches?
00:23:11 Let's just go find a place to stay.
00:23:14 We have enough for
00:23:19 What are you talking about? We have
00:23:22 We made 1,000 dollars last night.
00:23:30 What, they wouldn't give it to you?
00:23:32 - No.
00:23:34 - Stanny, you didn't ask them, did you?
00:23:38 Fuck them, friggin' rich chicks!
00:23:40 I'm a working man.
00:23:43 Can you believe that one girl
00:23:45 Yeah, if I had rich parents, I'd tell
00:23:48 We really could've used
00:23:51 Well, you wanna hike back up there
00:23:55 I need cigarettes.
00:24:17 Christi Ann, I'm sorry.
00:24:19 and I shouldn't have forced you to do
00:24:22 It's okay. Maybe we'll look back
00:24:26 Look, I'm really sorry
00:24:27 And you wouldn't have done
00:24:29 You probably only did it 'cause
00:24:33 Well, that's true. But...
00:24:37 I don't know,
00:24:40 - Was he?
00:24:42 but he was really sweet.
00:24:44 - How was he in bed?
00:24:46 Just fine? Mine was nuts.
00:24:49 - What, like crazy nuts?
00:24:54 - Wow. Really?
00:24:57 Good in bed,
00:24:59 You need to take that up
00:25:02 Next time I come up with
00:25:04 just tell me I'm being stupid, okay?
00:25:06 - Deal.
00:25:08 Okay.
00:25:27 Joe.
00:25:28 - Hi.
00:25:31 - Your name is Joe, right?
00:25:35 Nice to meet you.
00:25:37 Thank you for telling me
00:25:38 'cause I have a short mental list
00:25:41 and I would've hated
00:25:46 I was hoping that...
00:25:48 I could get that money from you.
00:25:52 gonna get booted out
00:25:55 since you guys were gonna give us
00:25:58 We could really use it.
00:26:01 Yeah, sure.
00:26:04 Can you hold on a second?
00:26:17 What's up?
00:26:19 It's Joe.
00:26:22 - Is Stanny there too?
00:26:25 He's probably gonna
00:26:26 I mean, I fucked him so hard
00:26:29 You know, when you
00:26:32 No, obviously I don't
00:26:35 Why do you ask me questions
00:26:37 Why should we even pay them?
00:26:39 in America went home drunk
00:26:41 They're getting booted
00:26:43 I don't think they have a car.
00:26:48 Fuck it.
00:26:50 Although I gotta admit, best 500
00:27:06 Thanks. This is really gonna help.
00:27:17 Nice meeting you, then.
00:27:24 Bye.
00:27:32 I was a really lousy lay,
00:27:38 No.
00:27:41 Look, usually when people first
00:27:49 No, that was me at my best.
00:27:52 But thanks for being honest.
00:28:18 - What's the matter?
00:28:20 I don't know, you know
00:28:22 How every other girl in the world
00:28:26 - You dance fine.
00:28:28 - Great. Story of my sex life: fine.
00:28:31 Are we talking about your sex life
00:28:36 I'm a shitty lover, I'm a shitty
00:28:42 - And never mind...
00:28:45 I don't. I can't. I don't know,
00:28:49 Man, that's the only thing
00:28:54 How come I never fucked a guy...
00:28:56 until he was laying there
00:28:58 I wanna turn a guy into a zombie.
00:29:09 Look, I just think this is
00:29:11 You said you wanted to get laid!
00:29:12 We'll have them come in at night,
00:29:14 you know, we'll hardly notice
00:29:16 I just don't like people knowing
00:29:19 - I didn't live with my boyfriends...
00:29:22 They're crashing in the pool house,
00:29:24 But we have to share
00:29:25 Please! When have you ever
00:29:27 We go in that pool
00:29:28 When did you become
00:29:30 Well, not all of us got
00:29:33 Excuse me, it was college,
00:29:36 You were just too uptight,
00:29:39 Besides, you're supposed to have
00:29:44 I'm sorry I called you
00:29:47 You really think this will
00:29:50 or confidence boosting
00:29:53 I guess so. Yes, exactly.
00:30:07 We don't have to pay the rent.
00:30:09 We'll have somewhere to stay
00:30:15 I don't know. There's some weird
00:30:17 Stanny, we're about a week away
00:30:22 We don't have jobs. This is about the
00:30:28 - Are we allowed to go in the pool?
00:30:33 - How often I gotta fuck her?
00:30:35 I know you like fucking her
00:30:38 Yeah, she's nasty.
00:30:42 how come I get the bitchy one
00:30:44 Mine's a terrible lay.
00:30:46 She can't even kiss.
00:30:48 making out with a baloney
00:30:51 - Really?
00:30:54 - It's terrible.
00:30:56 I can't believe this.
00:30:58 I have gotta go write.
00:31:01 Yeah, but you said yourself you can't
00:31:04 This is gonna cure any
00:31:11 Okay, you understand:
00:31:15 We don't want boyfriends,
00:31:18 We want two guys to service us,
00:31:22 You're on call 24 hours. We get laid
00:31:25 You work for us. We'll give you
00:31:30 and you're not allowed in the house
00:31:32 You know, and during the day
00:31:35 and try to save money
00:31:36 Okay, alright. But we got
00:31:40 We want TV with a satellite
00:31:43 I have a TV. And I'm sure you know
00:31:47 Anything else?
00:31:53 Beer.
00:32:07 Know what I love about LA, Joe?
00:32:09 People don't date.
00:32:26 Yo! Yo!
00:32:29 - Dick, gimme it.
00:32:32 Dude, it ain't yours. It belongs
00:32:34 It ain't yours either, man.
00:32:47 - They're fighting over a ball.
00:32:54 Should we do something?
00:32:56 They're probably hungry,
00:32:59 - Let go, dick!
00:33:02 It's my ball, man!
00:33:11 You guys hungry?
00:33:20 Where are you going?
00:33:22 No, I'm going to the store.
00:33:24 In fact, I have a very important
00:33:34 Okay.
00:33:37 Bye.
00:33:43 I'm going to write.
00:33:47 - Don't you write at home?
00:33:55 See that, Joe?
00:33:56 They're up all night on Friday
00:33:59 Yeah, they're like guys.
00:34:02 Hardworking. Like us.
00:34:07 Look, fashion week is next month.
00:34:11 ...every magazine are gonna be there.
00:34:14 No, I know you know.
00:34:17 And I'm very successful
00:34:18 - Absolutely. You're one of the best.
00:34:23 The point is that's very difficult
00:34:26 Only a certain amount of designers
00:34:29 This guy just dropped out.
00:34:32 - I want you to take his place.
00:34:34 - You can get my line in?
00:34:35 Just have your line ready.
00:34:38 You're gonna have to pay
00:34:40 Don't come to me.
00:34:42 Well...
00:34:43 ...I cab barely make ends meet now...
00:34:45 I make the rest happen.
00:34:48 How do you like my dog? Makes me
00:35:11 - Think we're invited for dinner?
00:35:16 - I think we're slaves.
00:35:20 - We are whores.
00:35:26 Should we go invite them in?
00:35:28 No, we always make enough
00:35:30 I don't know, I guess I just
00:35:33 You are such a liar. You always
00:35:37 Don't even!
00:35:43 - Boys, dinner's ready!
00:35:53 This is a good gig
00:35:56 - So don't, you know, mess it up.
00:35:59 You know what I mean. You can just
00:36:35 So, how come y'all didn't
00:36:41 What?
00:36:43 Did you just kick me? She asked
00:36:46 No, no, never mind.
00:36:53 Tell you why we didn't have
00:36:55 Three simple words:
00:37:02 Excuse me?
00:37:05 He just said all women are morons
00:37:07 - I mean, you know what I mean.
00:37:16 And where do you get off
00:37:18 No, I'm trying not to piss you off,
00:37:21 No, no, please.
00:37:26 Women wanna be treated like shit.
00:37:28 Thus the fact: they're morons.
00:37:29 Can you generalize a bit more?
00:37:32 Listen, whether she's a supermodel,
00:37:36 ugly, hot, it don't matter. You all look
00:37:40 a guy you couldn't complain
00:37:42 Should I complain about men?
00:37:43 Where should I be getting?
00:37:45 You wanna know the number
00:37:46 I hear about men from women?
00:37:48 "He's too nice."
00:37:51 Show me some girl can date
00:37:54 fifty bucks says
00:37:56 They don't want nice.
00:37:57 Okay, let's just drop it
00:37:59 Alright. I'm a guy. I'm the one
00:38:02 You don't see guys saying...
00:38:04 "Yeah, I broke up with this girl
00:38:07 I don't do anything shitty.
00:38:08 Guys break up with you
00:38:10 - No, I break up with them.
00:38:21 Stanny, it's not
00:38:25 You're right.
00:38:27 You have a way with words.
00:38:30 Oh yeah, I'm gonna write a book.
00:38:32 "Men Are From Mars and
00:38:37 What? Bro, this is what they're really
00:38:42 You should thank me.
00:38:44 You look like Mr. Compassionate
00:38:48 So, wait.
00:38:51 and I'm the nice guy...
00:38:53 does that make me
00:38:57 We're a team.
00:39:10 My God.
00:39:14 Right there. That was so good.
00:39:21 While I'm down here
00:39:24 Well, okay.
00:39:26 Where the hell does the pee
00:39:28 - No, don't stop what you're doing.
00:39:33 That's okay, later.
00:39:57 Fucking amazing view. I could stand
00:40:02 Yeah, it's funny.
00:40:07 I'm sorry if I offended you before.
00:40:12 No, you weren't.
00:40:15 No, I guess I wasn't.
00:40:18 Actually, it's alright.
00:40:20 I'm writing and you're giving me
00:40:26 - What do you mean?
00:40:29 just putting down on paper
00:40:32 I forget sometimes
00:40:35 It's good just to, you know,
00:40:40 I hope you're learning something.
00:40:43 Let's just say my characters
00:40:48 You must be a really great writer.
00:40:51 How do you know
00:40:53 'Cause you got conviction, you know.
00:40:55 Not a lot of girls are like that.
00:40:59 you don't apologize, you don't
00:41:03 You got something to say.
00:41:11 I think it's time
00:41:21 That was amazing.
00:41:27 Don't be shy to tell someone
00:41:30 People miss out on great sex
00:41:32 just because they're shy about it.
00:41:35 It's just communication.
00:41:39 - You're secretly very smart.
00:41:44 - No one would believe me anyway.
00:41:49 So, there's gotta be something
00:41:52 something you swore
00:41:55 - Yes, there is but I'm not gonna do it.
00:41:59 Is it something that your last few
00:42:01 and you wouldn't?
00:42:04 Oh, yeah.
00:42:10 Tell me, how come you write? I mean,
00:42:15 Why do you write stuff?
00:42:18 I don't know.
00:42:20 I guess I should have some Byzantine,
00:42:24 mostly I just like making
00:42:27 Yeah, it probably is, huh?
00:42:30 It's kind of like reading a great
00:42:34 It's just this amazing escape.
00:42:39 Yeah, fuck reality.
00:42:44 - Okay, you just gotta relax.
00:42:48 This isn't physically possible to...
00:42:52 What d'you mean? You've seen
00:42:56 Well, have you ever taken
00:43:00 See? It's gotta fit then. All you have
00:43:04 So here we go, just relax.
00:43:07 - My God! Did I just?
00:43:13 - Just relax.
00:43:17 This is the furthest thing
00:43:23 No, no, I should go in.
00:43:28 Alright.
00:43:38 Good night.
00:43:41 Good night.
00:43:50 - I can't believe I did that.
00:43:54 "You never know if you like
00:44:07 Is she alone?
00:44:10 I don't know.
00:44:16 Joe, maybe you should leave
00:44:18 this whole thing's made Donna
00:44:24 Okay.
00:44:32 You know, Stanny's funny and
00:44:35 I don't know, I think sometimes
00:44:43 - Don't do that, okay?
00:44:46 - Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:44:50 I didn't... I was just saying
00:44:53 - Whatever.
00:44:57 Wait.
00:44:59 Joe, gimme a break.
00:45:00 Joe, I didn't mean that. I promise
00:45:11 You know how I said Stanny and I
00:45:16 Well, it was me
00:45:20 It was for a stupid reason,
00:45:24 Stanny came with me
00:45:28 We had great jobs.
00:45:31 And he told the guys on the board,
00:45:34 And if you're gonna kick me out,
00:45:38 And they did?
00:45:41 Yeah, well, Stanny didn't
00:45:47 But he wasn't mad. We got
00:45:53 22 bucks an hour. And he just said,
00:46:00 So we did.
00:46:03 We just have this understanding,
00:46:10 That's a good friend you have.
00:46:13 Yeah.
00:46:39 - What time is it?
00:46:43 - How was your first lesson?
00:46:49 What's that smile for?
00:46:53 Maybe.
00:47:01 To us.
00:47:05 Brother, we are the
00:47:08 Man, it ain't easy.
00:47:10 This girl don't know
00:47:13 We could trade tomorrow
00:47:16 No.
00:47:18 She's a doll, I like her.
00:47:21 I'm helping her with something that's
00:47:25 Yeah. We're good fucking
00:47:27 Seriously.
00:47:30 Just like a sister I never had,
00:47:35 Yeah, I wish I had a sister
00:47:47 Hello?
00:47:50 - Anybody home?
00:47:53 What's new with you guys?
00:47:56 - How's the store going?
00:47:59 God pushed.
00:48:01 Man, all these studios waste a lot
00:48:05 When are you gonna finish
00:48:06 - I wanna read it.
00:48:08 Just working in the second act.
00:48:11 Well, why don't you let me
00:48:21 Hey, bro.
00:48:23 There's some dude
00:48:27 Who the fuck is that dick?
00:48:28 You have to be more assertive.
00:48:30 You should've seen the rep
00:48:31 She was the most confident person
00:48:33 This has nothing to do
00:48:36 The script is not ready yet, okay?
00:48:37 So I do not wanna show it to anybody
00:48:40 - Somebody's a little tense.
00:48:44 I do not appreciate my ex-boyfriend
00:48:47 trying to tell me how to run
00:48:49 We heard some yelling,
00:48:52 - We were arguing about nothing.
00:48:55 - Joe Santarella.
00:48:59 I'm renting the pool house
00:49:01 The pool hou?
00:49:03 - Yeah, they just got into town.
00:49:07 I was just getting ready to go
00:49:10 Gosh, actually, me too.
00:49:14 Hey, you guys play videogames?
00:49:16 - No.
00:49:18 Don't mention anything
00:49:21 Why not?
00:49:35 This whole thing with the boys
00:49:38 This has nothing to do
00:49:39 Well, I've got all kinds of people
00:49:43 - I'm talking about your career.
00:49:45 let's not bring that up
00:49:48 Because I'm sick of him
00:49:52 Okay. Sorry.
00:49:54 But, you know, I...
00:49:56 I was really nervous about opening
00:50:01 And I think sometimes I'm lucky
00:50:03 because I always had to put myself
00:50:06 What're you getting at?
00:50:09 I just think sometimes your back's
00:50:12 so you never have to push hard
00:50:15 Okay, and what about you?
00:50:16 Isn't that rep supposed to be getting
00:50:19 Yeah. But I can't afford to do that.
00:50:22 And if I had money like you,
00:50:25 and then I would have
00:50:27 Excuse me? What'd you mean
00:50:30 Exactly like I said. If I had money
00:50:34 I just think you need to be a little
00:50:37 Okay, I got it.
00:50:40 You've got balls but no money.
00:50:53 You almost got me there, sporty!
00:50:56 "Sporty". That's funny.
00:51:01 - How do you know the girls?
00:51:05 But, yeah, I stay friends
00:51:08 It's like Zen Buddhism thing.
00:51:30 Make you a business offer?
00:51:34 - Okay.
00:51:38 I invest in all kinds of things.
00:51:40 Why don't I invest
00:51:43 You put on a big fashion show.
00:51:47 you're the next Donna Karan.
00:00:05 I wasn't trying to hit you up
00:00:16 I know you weren't.
00:00:21 Look, Christi Ann,
00:00:22 and if that rep knows
00:00:25 it's not a favor.
00:00:32 Are you serious?
00:00:36 Okay.
00:00:38 Yeah, let's do it.
00:00:41 But you have to promise me
00:00:42 and start sending it out.
00:00:46 - Okay.
00:00:52 Gee, this is crazy. Why am I gonna
00:00:54 I just started making these.
00:00:56 - They look great to me.
00:00:58 Alright, the word's out, lots of buzz.
00:01:01 mostly because of the celebrities.
00:01:03 You know, I'm not sure
00:01:05 Actually, no, that's not true. I hate
00:01:11 Please tell me
00:01:14 - No, he's just an employee.
00:01:17 - Well, I don't know if I'm...
00:01:19 It'll be a fun surprise.
00:01:20 Think about it: hot new designer
00:01:24 It's brilliant. It's a tease.
00:01:32 - This is the last box.
00:01:36 Will you try this on?
00:01:47 I wish I was as confident as you look.
00:01:55 Yeah, sure. Why not?
00:01:58 Thank God. I need as many pillars
00:02:03 Christi Ann, this looks fine.
00:02:06 Hey, come on now.
00:02:10 This is all good.
00:02:13 Look, no matter what
00:02:17 might as well enjoy
00:02:21 Come here.
00:02:43 - You got brothers and sisters?
00:02:47 I mean, I got a brother
00:02:51 - Older, younger?
00:02:56 Why do people always ask this?
00:02:57 Who cares about
00:02:59 - Do you talk to your parents a lot?
00:03:04 What kind of understanding?
00:03:06 I left when I was 17.
00:03:11 What's that?
00:03:15 My mom and dad weren't
00:03:18 Which would've been okay
00:03:19 I mean, there's plenty of dumb
00:03:22 But, I don't know, they were shitty
00:03:28 - How were they mean?
00:03:31 You know, told me I was a fucking liar
00:03:37 I go to a therapist. I've been going
00:03:41 I've learned that you have to move on,
00:03:46 Right, yeah.
00:03:49 I mean, I forgive them. Like I say,
00:03:53 They had me.
00:03:56 I mean, they raised me, kind of
00:04:00 maybe them being so harsh
00:04:03 you know, like resilient?
00:04:06 Gotta thank them for that, huh?
00:04:09 Yeah, so whatever.
00:04:13 'Cause what it means is...
00:04:16 you did your best to love me.
00:04:18 We just reached a point where
00:04:23 ...good luck.
00:04:29 You ever thought about writing?
00:04:33 - Me?
00:04:35 - Come on!
00:04:38 Seriously. You definitely
00:04:42 I think you should write stuff
00:04:45 not to be rich or famous
00:04:49 to express yourself.
00:04:55 I'm gonna get you a notebook
00:04:57 Just jot stuff down.
00:05:00 Okay, yeah.
00:05:10 Good luck with the show.
00:05:12 Thank you.
00:05:14 Thanks.
00:05:18 "See you on the front row"?
00:05:21 Honey, you don't even
00:05:22 She's just a manufacturer.
00:05:35 - Thanks for coming.
00:05:37 You know, I think you're
00:05:40 Thanks.
00:05:43 And, you know, I've never...
00:05:46 given a blowjob to a guy in a car.
00:05:50 I'm just gonna... I just wanna...
00:06:00 You've gotten really good at that.
00:06:07 When you're through with that can
00:06:10 and tell them that you're
00:06:26 Where is everybody?
00:06:28 Joe's helping out Christi Ann
00:06:30 Good. Did you get
00:06:34 - Yeah, yeah, no, it's really cool.
00:06:40 Never mind.
00:06:42 Okay.
00:06:44 Had the printer print up like
00:06:47 Getting ready to send it out
00:06:49 - Great.
00:06:51 when you're ready to take a break,
00:06:55 Okay. I will.
00:08:19 I'm sorry! I know, I'm a bad little slut
00:08:24 That's right.
00:08:27 I'm gonna fuck you harder
00:08:29 Oh, no, no!
00:08:34 Don't punish me! Hey!
00:08:38 - Baby, I can't do this anymore.
00:08:43 This... this whole routine
00:08:48 your begging me to stop...
00:08:51 it's fucking weird, I don't know.
00:08:53 Well, you seemed to enjoy it just fine
00:08:57 I know. Look, at first I did.
00:09:02 It's 'cause I care about you,
00:09:05 ...to somebody I care about.
00:09:09 I mean, we're just...
00:09:11 Why are we even having
00:09:13 You have a simple job, Stanny.
00:09:15 Are you telling me that you can't
00:09:17 There are a lot of guys in this city
00:09:20 to do this without complaining.
00:09:25 Are you fucking kidding me?
00:09:28 Is that all that I am to you?
00:09:32 I think you'd better
00:09:48 I'm such a fucking idiot.
00:09:51 I'm an asshole.
00:09:53 I mean, I was like ready to tell...
00:09:56 What?
00:10:02 I think I'm falling
00:10:14 Okay. Can you untie me, please?
00:10:52 I think you and Joe
00:11:07 Joe, get up. We gotta go.
00:11:11 Seriously. I'm not fucking
00:11:14 Stanny, what did you do?
00:11:16 I didn't do anything shitty. I stopped
00:11:20 Come on, we got a pretty good deal
00:11:23 How long did you think this was
00:11:26 Okay, it's been a fun month
00:11:27 we milked this for as much
00:11:49 What did you?
00:11:53 - We're leaving.
00:11:54 - Did you get in a fight with Donna?
00:11:58 I guess we're gonna go and try
00:12:02 No, I don't want you to go.
00:12:04 Well, you don't always get
00:12:06 - Take care.
00:12:08 Hold on one minute!
00:12:11 Hold on.
00:12:20 - Donna, what's going on?
00:12:24 And you're just gonna sit there?
00:12:25 Yeah,
00:12:28 What happened?
00:12:30 It was just getting too...
00:12:33 ...I don't know, too weird.
00:12:36 Why is it that every time you like
00:12:39 - Who says I like the guy?
00:12:42 And I don't have time to sit here
00:12:45 because they're leaving!
00:12:49 - Well, Joe doesn't have to go.
00:12:52 And I'm not about to let him do that
00:12:56 What? This thing about what?
00:12:57 I don't know,
00:13:00 And...
00:13:03 if you look at me and tell me
00:13:07 fine, I'll say goodbye
00:13:17 Tell me what happened.
00:13:21 He said he thought
00:13:26 Okay. Well...
00:13:30 the guy who loves you
00:13:34 Is that what you want?
00:13:41 Let's get out of here.
00:13:44 She asked us to wait a minute,
00:13:48 - It's been over a minute. Let's go.
00:13:51 Okay? It's like "hold on a sec".
00:13:54 Okay, it's a stupid fucking
00:14:04 Just...
00:14:06 don't ask me to say it to you
00:14:08 - I just can't say it to you.
00:14:58 I was close.
00:15:01 It's alright.
00:15:03 I'm sorry. My mind's just
00:15:08 Don't be sorry.
00:15:12 Joe, how come you never
00:15:19 You never asked me to.
00:15:22 Well, will you sleep here with me?
00:15:28 just for the next two nights
00:15:36 Well...
00:15:38 sure, girl.
00:15:41 Be happy to.
00:16:01 - What about the cuteness?
00:16:05 - You're dumb.
00:16:07 - What about the sweetness?
00:16:12 You guys, really.
00:16:13 Why don't you just
00:16:15 You have rug burns on your elbows.
00:16:18 You broke your nails
00:16:20 I chipped my tooth last week...
00:16:22 'cause we were doing it
00:16:23 and she friggin' jerks her head
00:16:28 My God, Christi Ann!
00:16:31 when I was giving a blowjob
00:16:34 that would not take the beret off?
00:16:35 My God. the bathroom is in-between
00:16:38 which is right next to this
00:16:40 So I'm ready
00:16:42 and there's like ten people
00:16:46 So I come out and my mouth's like
00:16:50 And I come out and
00:16:53 And then I start to laugh...
00:16:54 and then everyone's jumping back
00:16:56 'cause they're like terrified I'm gonna
00:16:59 So I got running into the bathroom
00:17:03 I get a standing ovation.
00:17:06 That's disgusting. Ew!
00:17:17 Honey, you know
00:17:19 - How adorable you are?
00:17:23 but I ain't best described
00:17:25 No, I was thinking about
00:17:27 It's funny, I used to be
00:17:28 Like every girl I dates
00:17:32 Joe and I used to argue
00:17:33 If the girl had like
00:17:35 forget it. I couldn't do it.
00:17:38 I was like, "This chick is hot-looking,
00:17:42 So we get naked
00:17:44 And I'm like,
00:17:46 But I'm diggin' it. It's great."
00:17:50 Now I'm like all the black and Puerto
00:17:54 'cause they always went for the
00:17:58 It's weird how like your taste
00:18:03 How about how adorable you are?
00:18:06 Don't fuckin' touch me. I cannot
00:18:08 I didn't say you were fat!
00:18:09 I said I love you no matter
00:18:14 Another sacrifice to the beer gods.
00:18:21 Man, Donna's making me insane.
00:18:25 Yep. Well, you're in love with her.
00:18:30 Yeah. Still, she's got
00:18:34 Women just have
00:18:36 And they don't think of all the things
00:18:40 That's just their
00:18:42 And he repeats himself. I think
00:18:47 We argue and I explain to him
00:18:50 He admits it.
00:18:52 He apologizes for it and then he does
00:18:54 Well, what're you arguing about?
00:18:55 It just depends on what
00:18:57 It has nothing to do
00:19:00 She always gives me this
00:19:02 I ain't in touch with my feelings.
00:19:04 After about an hour of yelling, I just
00:19:07 And then the next day we have the
00:19:10 You're lucky.
00:19:12 - He tries.
00:19:15 Bro, just make it look like
00:19:18 At most just say, "I wish
00:19:21 - But I'm still learning".
00:19:26 And Stanny can be so great.
00:19:29 And that's why it kills me
00:19:35 What does she expect me to say?
00:19:38 "All those years shoveling concrete
00:19:41 Would've been really nice to just
00:19:44 and talk about my feelings".
00:19:47 I worked so hard
00:19:49 My therapist is so proud
00:19:52 But this whole relationship
00:19:54 You're not thinking of breaking up
00:19:56 No! Well, thinking about it
00:20:01 we've come this far and
00:20:03 You ever cry in front of her?
00:20:06 No.
00:20:08 You don't cry ever, do you?
00:20:11 No.
00:20:19 You ever cry in front of Donna?
00:20:23 Yeah, I suppose. This once.
00:20:26 And he cries.
00:20:28 - Really?
00:20:30 And more and more lately.
00:20:32 Joe doesn't cry
00:20:35 Well, no.
00:20:37 Just take it in a notch, Stanny.
00:20:42 - This chick could turn on you.
00:20:45 You kidding me?
00:20:49 You really love her, don't you?
00:20:52 Joe, I never loved nothing
00:20:55 Joe is... he'll open up. He's the type
00:21:01 He's somebody you
00:21:02 Love him like a friend.
00:21:04 You don't say "I love you"
00:21:05 - No! You don't say that to friends.
00:21:07 - I mean, you know I love you.
00:21:10 - But guys don't say that as friends.
00:21:13 - Joe, I fucking love you, man.
00:21:34 Christi Ann...
00:21:37 you gotta relax.
00:21:41 I want you to know something, okay?
00:21:45 Sex isn't about...
00:21:48 talking dirty or...
00:21:51 some silly new position.
00:21:55 It's about trust.
00:21:59 Do you trust me?
00:22:06 It's tender...
00:22:09 soft.
00:22:12 I'm gonna kiss you delicately.
00:22:15 If it makes sense, give it back.
00:23:43 This is going to be a great show.
00:23:52 Yeah, it is.
00:24:53 - You're amazing. Okay.
00:24:57 This is insane!
00:25:05 I think you're gonna get backers.
00:25:06 I've gotten so many cards
00:25:09 That's awesome.
00:25:11 - Do you know that guy over there?
00:25:14 He's like, "Come to Europe.
00:25:18 the fashion season's
00:25:21 Like, he told me I could be making
00:25:25 - Is he like for real or what?
00:25:28 - He's for real.
00:25:31 but I don't know if he meant it,
00:25:33 Christi Ann. I want you to meet Arthur.
00:25:38 Love your show, very elegant.
00:25:59 Nikki, you don't care about fashion.
00:26:01 You're just here for the
00:26:03 How can you blame me?
00:26:04 the most entertaining guests.
00:26:07 I'm sure he's already
00:26:08 but Nikki sold his first
00:26:11 And now he's in production
00:26:13 Congratulations.
00:26:14 Of course when I sell
00:26:15 I'm gonna have to surround myself
00:26:19 which I'll have to secretly blow
00:26:22 You know...
00:26:24 you always have to talk about cock
00:26:29 Excuse us.
00:26:34 I am trying to host a party here
00:26:38 Okay, can you not
00:26:40 Can not talk like that
00:26:41 Stop smoking that thing in my face.
00:26:43 I smoke wherever I want.
00:26:46 You're drunk.
00:27:03 - Stanny, you won't believe this shit.
00:27:07 it's all about control. If you're
00:27:10 'Cause everyone's afraid
00:27:12 I gotta tell you what this guy
00:27:14 You know what?
00:27:15 It was never about sex.
00:27:17 being able to give us shit
00:27:20 I know Donna can be shitty
00:27:23 Yeah, yeah, she's more subtle at it.
00:27:24 You don't even realize you got
00:27:30 You know what?
00:27:33 You ain't always right about shit
00:27:36 Yeah, right. You're falling all over
00:27:40 ...a high-class designer.
00:27:43 Why is that every time
00:27:45 you say she's no good
00:27:49 You say it like she's trying
00:27:52 You know what?
00:27:54 - I think it's the other way around.
00:27:57 that that girl
00:28:00 Brother, that girl considers
00:28:06 I'm just saving you
00:28:10 My girlfriend's got me buying
00:28:14 That's wonderful! Or maybe not.
00:28:16 I wouldn't be here
00:28:18 I'm blowing cash
00:28:20 Don't even listen to him.
00:28:21 - He can afford it. He's a lawyer.
00:28:24 She's got one hand in my pants,
00:28:28 - Your illustrious model.
00:28:31 He's actually my personal cabana boy.
00:28:35 Come with me right now.
00:28:43 That's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:28:47 Don't be showing up
00:28:49 You guys are boyfriend
00:28:51 - That's cool.
00:28:52 So maybe you don't need
00:28:55 Christi Ann invited me.
00:28:56 You wanna push it?
00:28:59 What? We're gonna break dance?
00:29:01 Look, shit. I forgot
00:29:04 Tell him about me what?
00:29:06 Don't talk about me like
00:29:08 Easy, fella, you don't gotta...
00:29:09 "Easy, fella"? Do I look like a fucking
00:29:11 Do I have fucking hooves?
00:29:14 Did you say the word "fuck"
00:29:16 No, let me add a few more.
00:29:18 Let's just all cool out.
00:29:20 - Stanny!
00:29:22 - Easy, fella, just...
00:29:24 - Just chill the fuck out!
00:29:26 - Don't you lay a hand on me!
00:29:29 Didn't even lay a hand on him.
00:29:31 I knocked him on his ass
00:29:32 Stanny, get in the goddamned house.
00:29:37 - I hope you're proud of yourself.
00:29:39 using that stupid fuck
00:29:42 Yeah, go ahead, keep fooling yourself.
00:29:51 - Joe, I'm gonna cum...
00:30:07 Thank you, Joe.
00:30:09 Was that good?
00:30:15 Do you want me to get you a towel?
00:30:53 Just fucking listen to me, alright?
00:30:56 You insist that I throw you down
00:31:01 'cause it's the only way
00:31:02 Then in daily life if I show
00:31:05 or jealousy, you freak the fuck out.
00:31:09 ...to be in a relationship with you?
00:31:11 and what we do in our relationship
00:31:14 those are two goddamned
00:31:16 So just as long as we do everything
00:31:19 then we'll be fine.
00:31:21 Why do you have to be
00:31:24 I'm not the combative one, okay?
00:31:28 You pick fights with me and then
00:31:30 I'm not the one who's fucking
00:31:33 You instigate me to do shit.
00:31:35 Then when I do you get to point out
00:31:38 'Cause you're so pathetically afraid
00:31:42 Oh, I'm the fucked up one?
00:31:44 Honey, I gotta fucking hold you down
00:31:48 and you say I got self-esteem issues?
00:31:50 You know what?
00:31:53 because I am not gonna do this
00:31:56 - I am through!
00:32:00 It doesn't affect me anymore 'cause
00:32:04 I don't notice what a goddamned
00:32:07 I am not the fucked up one.
00:32:10 I'm not the one that's hit people.
00:32:14 You're the one who's fucked up,
00:32:17 - You're just like them!
00:32:19 of your rich parents to pay for
00:32:24 And you know what? All that
00:32:27 I'll solve your problem right now
00:32:40 You're a fucking asshole,
00:32:46 You're a fucking asshole.
00:32:49 And I loved you. I did.
00:32:53 I don't know why. I don't know
00:32:57 I was really dumb! I'm sorry!
00:33:02 I did it and I'm sorry!
00:33:35 - Here we go again.
00:33:38 - What happened?
00:33:42 No, I take that back.
00:33:45 You think if I had a job I'd be putting
00:33:48 I just wanted to sleep late.
00:33:49 I've been working hard my whole life
00:33:52 We got a break.
00:33:56 Now what? I'll get myself
00:34:00 write during the day...
00:34:03 I'm gonna be a starving artist.
00:34:05 Look, you don't gotta come
00:34:08 This works for you.
00:34:10 Stanny, just calm down.
00:34:12 Just sleep over it. Maybe you'll feel
00:34:15 I ain't gonna feel any different
00:34:18 Where the fuck are you
00:34:32 Bro, just go back to the party.
00:34:35 Go have fun, alright?
00:34:38 Don't worry about me.
00:34:45 Just try and get
00:35:33 So...
00:35:36 I think I'm gonna take
00:35:40 What guy?
00:35:42 That agent guy. He...
00:35:44 said he'd get me a plane ticket
00:35:47 agency has some sort
00:35:49 hotel in... Milan.
00:35:59 I leave tomorrow.
00:36:03 - The fashion season starts soon so...
00:36:11 It's kinda cool though, right?
00:36:15 Shit, I've never been anywhere.
00:36:22 How am I ever gonna
00:36:30 I think it's a great opportunity.
00:36:39 - Christi Ann.
00:36:41 - Hi. These are my friends. Justin.
00:36:44 - And this is Carlos.
00:36:46 - Thanks for the invitation...
00:36:49 ...for your party.
00:37:37 - So you'll be back in four months?
00:37:44 Well, good luck.
00:37:48 You too.
00:38:06 Well, at least your show
00:38:18 And to think I didn't want to go
00:38:21 - Wherever we go, we go together.
00:38:25 This is gonna be a tough act
00:38:29 But I bet there's all kinds of
00:38:34 Man, my best friend's gonna be
00:38:37 We're gonna be balls deep
00:38:41 Wow...
00:38:43 ...what a summer.
00:38:50 Goddamn it, I smoke too much pot.
00:38:54 I'm sorry that it didn't work out
00:38:59 Yeah. I'm sorry too.
00:39:04 Guess it's just
00:39:12 They sure were funny.
00:39:17 Yeah.
00:39:20 You said we'd look back
00:39:29 We're crazy, aren't we?
00:39:31 Yeah.
00:39:48 My God!
00:39:56 - You're gonna miss her, ain't you?
00:40:02 Joe...
00:40:05 look, I'm starting
00:40:08 like writing movies and...
00:40:11 I don't know if I'd like Europe
00:40:15 - Bro, you gotta come with me.
00:40:20 Well, I don't wanna go
00:40:23 I don't think you really want
00:40:27 Look, I gotta leave that house,
00:40:32 And what I said about you and
00:40:37 I mean, thank God girls bitch at us:
00:40:44 I ain't the expert on relationships
00:40:50 you don't wanna leave your girl.
00:40:55 - Did you love Donna?
00:41:00 I always will.
00:41:06 You think I'm in love?
00:41:10 Do you think you are?
00:41:36 Me and you ain't breaking up.
00:42:26 You wouldn't kick me out or nothing
00:42:32 I love you too.
00:43:33 So it's kind of a happy ending,
00:43:37 Don't worry about me and Donna.
00:43:39 You know real life,
00:43:41 Life is just a bunch of stories
00:43:43 and they all end sooner or later.
00:43:45 But it's okay. I'm gonna go
00:43:49 Hope you do the same.
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