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00:00:23	This is the Army.
00:00:27	It's learning how to be a soldier.
00:00:36	It's cold streams that chill your bones
00:00:41	It's softball and low bridges.
00:00:43	It's a hundred ways
00:00:46	This is the Army.
00:00:48	If you'd lik e to be part of it,
00:00:53	That's my philosophy,
00:00:57	Yes, sir.
00:01:00	I don't think I've ever
00:01:06	- Thank you so much.
00:01:16	I got a nice, warm cab right here.
00:01:19	- Let's go. City centre.
00:01:43	Thanks for the ride, pal.
00:01:52	Shit!
00:01:56	God, I thought that was a dog
00:01:59	If that's humour, don't bother.
00:02:01	I want to be taken to the airport.
00:02:04	Don't scratch them.
00:02:07	Allow me.
00:02:08	Thank you.
00:02:30	Would you be careful with those?
00:02:32	Madam, perhaps you'd like
00:02:35	I'm in a hurry.
00:02:42	Oh, my balls. Oh, my balls.
00:03:01	Good morning.
00:03:03	This is Basic English.
00:03:07	My name is Russell Ziskey...
00:03:10	...and I'm gonna be your instructor
00:03:13	I want you to call me Russell, and I'm
00:03:16	...because I would have a tough time
00:03:25	Okay, I know you're anxious to jump
00:03:29	...but there are a couple of things
00:03:32	...l've never done this before.
00:03:34	So how many of you would
00:03:37	...but with some difficulty?
00:03:41	A little English?
00:03:45	Yes, you speak some English?
00:03:48	Son of bitch. Shit.
00:03:51	Son of bitch. Shit.
00:04:00	I've never gone this way before.
00:04:02	I'm sure there's a lot of ways
00:04:06	What is your name?
00:04:08	John Ringer? What kind
00:04:11	Winger. I'm adopted.
00:04:14	I spent most of my life
00:04:17	Doesn't surprise me. You look like
00:04:25	Actually, I'm a photographer.
00:04:30	There's nothing I enjoy more than
00:04:33	...and getting to know you,
00:04:36	Will you stop?! Turn around! Watch
00:04:41	Thank you so much.
00:04:45	Aren't you going too fast?
00:04:46	No, it's not the speed
00:04:48	I just wish I hadn't drunk
00:04:51	Oh, my!
00:04:56	- We're going to be killed!
00:04:58	- Just keep your hands on the wheel!
00:05:12	You...
00:05:13	You should have your license
00:05:18	I am going to write
00:05:22	...and see that it's given to
00:05:28	You're a bum!
00:05:30	And that's all you'll ever be,
00:05:35	Well, that hurts, ma'am.
00:05:38	And I don't think
00:05:41	I know I don't want to take you
00:05:54	Hey, move that cab, buddy!
00:06:00	Hey! You can't stop
00:06:11	Would you get back in the car?!
00:06:16	Okay. That's really very good.
00:06:19	...and then we'll call it a day.
00:06:34	Okay, great, great.
00:06:36	We'll learn some new tunes.
00:06:39	Bye-bye.
00:06:59	That's my car!
00:07:02	- Hey, man!
00:07:05	You're late on the payments, pal.
00:07:35	It's me.
00:07:42	- John, is that you?
00:07:45	- Did you remember to get my dress?
00:07:52	Hi, baby. You're home
00:07:55	- Yeah.
00:07:57	Fine.
00:07:59	I got you a pizza too.
00:08:18	I had a real bad day.
00:08:20	Yeah. Yeah, I bet you did.
00:08:33	I quit my job.
00:08:37	I just can't take this anymore.
00:08:40	I know. I gotta straighten out.
00:08:43	- This is ridiculous.
00:08:45	That's what you said last week.
00:08:47	You know, how much can you
00:08:50	It hasn't been a week, John.
00:08:53	Nothing's changed.
00:08:55	You sleep in till noon, then
00:08:58	Then you drive your cab,
00:09:01	You come home,
00:09:03	...and then you play those stupid Tito
00:09:07	Tito Puente is gonna be dead,
00:09:09	"I've been listening to him for years.
00:09:11	Then you watch movies until dawn,
00:09:14	...then you come to bed with me.
00:09:16	You don't think that takes energy?
00:09:20	Most guys couldn't even
00:09:22	I've been reading books on the outside
00:09:25	It's not funny.
00:09:29	You're going nowhere, John.
00:09:32	It's just not that cute anymore.
00:09:40	It's a little cute.
00:09:43	Come on. I'm part of a lost
00:09:47	What, you want me to run
00:09:49	I don't know what I want.
00:09:51	I just know that I don't want you.
00:09:57	So the basic problem is
00:10:01	Where's that sharp knife
00:10:08	I need you.
00:10:11	Come on, John.
00:10:13	I knew that wasn't
00:10:15	- Anita.
00:10:17	John, no, it's not gonna work.
00:10:21	I need somebody who's gonna
00:10:25	- Who could grow more than me?
00:10:26	Talk about massive potential
00:10:29	I am the little acorn
00:10:32	You can't go!
00:10:42	And then depression set in.
00:10:57	Go away.
00:11:08	Hi, John.
00:11:11	What's the matter with you?
00:11:14	Nothing.
00:11:17	Nice shot, John.
00:11:24	Need a little help.
00:11:25	Hey, can I take your last beer?
00:11:27	- No.
00:11:34	I've had an interesting morning.
00:11:36	In the last two hours...
00:11:39	...l've lost my job, my apartment...
00:11:43	...my car and my girlfriend.
00:11:46	You still have your health.
00:11:54	Hey. Yes, thank you.
00:11:59	Yo. Here we are, my man.
00:12:02	All right, come to papa.
00:12:06	Jeez.
00:12:09	Thank you.
00:12:11	The Army can mak e you feel
00:12:13	- Tired, challenged, trained and proud.
00:12:19	What, the Army?
00:12:22	You're kidding.
00:12:23	No. I've always thought
00:12:26	Bullshit. You're not the type.
00:12:32	What do you mean,
00:12:35	I've seen the kind of guys
00:12:37	I saw them when I was working on
00:12:40	Except they're not as sophisticated.
00:12:43	Yeah, they're not as old either.
00:12:45	I bet you can't do five pushups.
00:12:47	Five pushups?
00:12:51	I got $3 says
00:12:53	Okay, let's go. Five good ones.
00:12:57	- Not Marine pushups.
00:13:03	I've never heard bones
00:13:07	That's none.
00:13:09	- I'm praying.
00:13:11	Let's go. There's a time limit here.
00:13:15	He's almost set.
00:13:20	And that's one.
00:13:23	He's moving now. That's two.
00:13:25	Not that good though.
00:13:31	That's three.
00:13:33	I think you're ready
00:13:37	That's three.
00:13:39	- That's four.
00:13:41	I was testing you.
00:13:42	And here goes five. Will he do it?
00:13:46	Congratulations.
00:13:55	I gotta get in shape.
00:13:58	I gotta dry out,
00:14:02	The Army's my only chance.
00:14:04	You could join a monastery.
00:14:07	Did you ever see a monk get
00:14:11	- Never.
00:14:15	Brew.
00:14:20	- Thanks for splitting it.
00:14:23	You're welcome to stay
00:14:25	Pretty much got
00:14:28	I'm going Army.
00:14:30	You've got some warped idea
00:14:32	You think it's like a health club
00:14:36	I go in the Army, they turn my body
00:14:39	They make me a black belt.
00:14:41	I'll come out a human killing machine.
00:14:45	I think we should go
00:14:48	- They give you money.
00:14:50	The GI Bill.
00:14:54	Will you shut up about the Army?
00:14:56	You borrow the money,
00:14:58	They ship it anywhere you want.
00:15:00	You get lots of travel.
00:15:03	Yeah, dysentery guaranteed.
00:15:05	I'll be over there in Nepal
00:15:07	They'll all be hitting on me.
00:15:10	...thanks a lot for keeping the Chinese
00:15:13	Is there anything we can do for you?
00:15:15	Oh, and by the way, handsome...
00:15:19	...we've never been in a Winnebago."
00:15:22	You figure it out.
00:15:24	You ever heard stories about
00:15:27	- No.
00:15:30	A black belt who can levitate.
00:15:33	- With a Winnebago.
00:15:36	I can see you've got this all
00:15:38	You're nobody's fool
00:15:41	I'm falling apart here.
00:15:44	All I've got are a lot of bad habits
00:15:49	I need some heavy discipline
00:15:55	You know who would be incredible
00:15:59	Who?
00:16:00	- You.
00:16:02	You would be, man.
00:16:05	- I'm not going in.
00:16:07	You could probably be a general
00:16:10	I mean, Charles de Gaulle was
00:16:13	That guy was like a member
00:16:16	I ought to run right down there
00:16:20	Well, I was gonna go over there.
00:16:23	- We'd have to, wouldn't we?
00:16:39	You coming in?
00:16:52	Hey, this is a loading zone.
00:16:55	We're not parking it.
00:16:57	I can't believe we're doing this.
00:17:00	Listen, if I get killed,
00:17:03	Just don't get it on my shoes, okay?
00:17:06	I'm not saying that the Army will be
00:17:10	All I'm saying is you get out of it
00:17:13	Now, sometimes the Army's
00:17:17	There's some questions I have to ask.
00:17:20	Have you ever been convicted
00:17:24	That's robbery, rape, car theft,
00:17:27	- Convicted?
00:17:29	- No.
00:17:32	That's good. Good.
00:17:35	Are either of you homosexuals?
00:17:43	You mean, like, flaming or...?
00:17:46	Well, it's a standard question
00:17:49	No, we're not homosexual,
00:17:53	Yeah, would they send us
00:17:57	I guess that's no on both.
00:18:01	All right, now if you'll just give
00:18:05	"Sammy, get well soon."
00:18:09	That's good. Now your name.
00:18:43	Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:18:57	I was wondering if you...
00:19:00	...you know, holding?
00:19:04	Well, I was wondering if you could
00:19:07	What, are you smuggling furs
00:19:11	Drugs.
00:19:15	Excuse me. General Hansen?
00:19:17	No, I'm not a general,
00:19:20	Yes. I want to thank you
00:19:23	- I don't think that was me.
00:19:27	I was shot up pretty bad.
00:19:29	You grabbed me, pulled me
00:19:32	I don't think so and I don't care
00:19:35	- See this arm band? MP.
00:19:38	Stands for military police.
00:19:41	Not yet, ma'am.
00:19:43	My job is to see that
00:19:46	...get on these buses
00:19:49	So why don't you just move along
00:19:52	Did you check him off, Louise?
00:19:54	You know, there's a strip search
00:19:57	- Really?
00:20:03	So, what, I guess
00:20:05	...and we'll be seeing each other
00:20:14	Watch out for this guy.
00:20:19	- Do you have your papers?
00:20:24	What happens if I refuse
00:20:26	You look like a sensitive,
00:20:30	Don't make me shoot you.
00:20:32	Climb aboard, soldier.
00:20:47	- What do you think?
00:20:49	Excuse me, stewardess.
00:20:53	- Bus.
00:21:45	Inside. Off the bus.
00:21:47	Off the bus. Right on inside.
00:21:50	Move it out, son. Move it out.
00:21:53	Move it out!
00:21:56	Off the bus.
00:22:00	Right on inside.
00:22:02	Sergeant Hulka.
00:22:05	Yes, sir?
00:22:12	At ease, sergeant.
00:22:14	I'm Captain Stillman,
00:22:18	Pleased to meet you, sir.
00:22:20	Fine-looking group of men,
00:22:23	Boy, I hope this is the mess hall.
00:22:26	How's it going, Eisenhower?
00:22:30	Yes, sir, a fine-looking bunch
00:22:34	Yes, well. Get them inside...
00:22:37	...and carry on, I guess.
00:22:39	I'll be in my office
00:22:42	Yes, sir.
00:22:45	Inside.
00:22:51	Have that removed, corporal.
00:22:55	Move it out!
00:23:01	Men, welcome to
00:23:04	I'm Sergeant Hulka.
00:23:06	I'm your drill sergeant.
00:23:09	Before we proceed any further...
00:23:11	...we gotta get something straight.
00:23:16	Your mamas are not here
00:23:24	It's just you, me and Uncle Sam.
00:23:28	And before I leave you...
00:23:31	...you're gonna find out that me
00:23:35	Uncle Hulka?
00:23:40	When I tell you to move...
00:23:43	...you'll move fast.
00:23:45	When I tell you to jump...
00:23:47	...you're gonna say, "How high?"
00:23:51	And make no mistake.
00:23:53	I don't care where you come from,
00:23:56	...I don't care how smart you are
00:23:59	...because I'm gonna teach
00:24:01	...how to eat, sleep...
00:24:03	...walk, talk, shoot, shit
00:24:11	- Understand?
00:24:18	I didn't hear you.
00:24:20	- Yes, sir.
00:24:22	You don't say "sir" to me.
00:24:25	- Yes, sergeant.
00:24:28	- Yes, sergeant.
00:24:32	You think this guy's
00:24:39	You got a problem, boy?
00:24:41	No problem, sergeant.
00:24:43	On your feet, boy.
00:24:49	What's your problem, boy?
00:24:51	I was just making a joke, sergeant.
00:24:56	Well, why don't you tell me
00:24:59	I don't think you'd think
00:25:02	How do you know?
00:25:04	I got a hell of a sense of humour.
00:25:07	Yes, sergeant!
00:25:09	Corporal Briggs, we have a comedian
00:25:14	Will you take
00:25:17	...and watch him do 50 pushups.
00:25:19	Get your goat-smelling ass
00:25:23	Move it!
00:25:25	Hut, ho, hut!
00:25:28	Anybody else want to be
00:25:31	- No, sergeant.
00:25:33	No, sergeant!
00:26:38	Shut up! Just shut up, will you!
00:26:41	- I didn't mean it.
00:26:43	Fifteen and a half.
00:26:47	Thirty-three.
00:26:49	Forty-two.
00:26:51	- Thirty-seven.
00:26:52	Step down. Grab your papers.
00:26:55	These are 34s,
00:27:00	I gotta live with 37?
00:27:06	Sergeant Hulka?
00:27:08	I'm sorry about what happened
00:27:11	I certainly meant no offence by it.
00:27:15	Keep it moving! Let's go!
00:27:20	- Think he bought it?
00:27:25	Boxer or jockey?
00:27:27	You got something in a low-rise bikini?
00:27:32	So where you from, Tex?
00:27:34	Don't you ever touch me again, ever.
00:27:40	This is pretty sweet.
00:27:42	Look at this stuff. Chicks in New York
00:27:45	How about that lunch?
00:27:49	All right, men, fall in alongside
00:27:55	Fall in!
00:27:57	Move it! Move it!
00:27:59	Hi.
00:28:02	Move it!
00:28:05	You know something, soldier.
00:28:09	- I'm pacing myself, sergeant.
00:28:16	Sorry.
00:28:18	Left face!
00:28:22	Left, right, left, right.
00:28:25	You stand in place.
00:28:31	Forward march!
00:28:34	Hey, we're walking.
00:28:36	Left, right, left, right, left, right.
00:29:43	My name's Howard J. Turkstra.
00:29:47	My hobbies are fast cars
00:29:52	Because... That's why guys in
00:29:57	Should call him "The Dork."
00:29:59	Knock it off.
00:30:01	Go ahead.
00:30:03	I joined the Army because my father
00:30:09	I thought I'd better join
00:30:17	Son, there ain't no draft no more.
00:30:20	There was one?
00:30:24	What a jerk!
00:30:28	Next.
00:30:30	The name's Francis Soyer.
00:30:34	But everybody calls me Psycho.
00:30:37	Any of you guys call me Francis,
00:30:42	You just made the list, buddy.
00:30:45	And I don't like nobody
00:30:49	So just keep your meat hooks off.
00:30:51	If I catch any of you guys
00:30:55	Also, I don't like
00:30:59	Now, any of you homos...
00:31:02	...touch me, and I'll kill you.
00:31:08	Lighten up, Francis.
00:31:14	You're all in this together.
00:31:18	One of these men may save your life
00:31:21	Then again, maybe one of us won't.
00:31:31	- You, go ahead.
00:31:32	Yeah.
00:31:34	My name's Dewey Oxberger.
00:31:38	You might have noticed
00:31:41	- No!
00:31:43	Anyway, I went to this doctor.
00:31:46	Well, he told me I swallowed
00:31:49	...along with a lot of pizzas.
00:31:51	Pizzas!
00:31:53	I'm basically a shy person.
00:31:55	I'm a shy guy...
00:31:57	...and he suggested taking one
00:32:01	You know, these aggressive-training
00:32:05	Anyway, it costs 400 bucks
00:32:08	Well, I didn't have the money.
00:32:11	And I thought to myself,
00:32:16	So I figured while I'm here
00:32:19	You got a six- to eight-week training
00:32:22	Which is perfect for me.
00:32:24	I'm gonna walk out of here
00:32:30	- Good thinking, Ox. Real good.
00:32:33	Ziskey.
00:32:34	I've always been kind
00:32:38	When I was a kid my father told me,
00:32:41	...unless you're absolutely sure
00:32:46	I don't know what kind
00:32:48	...but I want you guys to know that
00:32:54	...l'll be right behind you guys
00:33:01	Okay, Mr. Pushups.
00:33:06	Chicks dig me because
00:33:10	...and when I do,
00:33:13	But now I know why I have always
00:33:18	It's not just the uniform.
00:33:20	It's the stories that you tell.
00:33:23	So much fun and imagination.
00:33:26	Lee Harvey...
00:33:28	...you are a madman.
00:33:32	When you stole that cow...
00:33:35	...and your friends tried
00:33:39	I want to party with you, cowboy.
00:33:42	The two of us together,
00:33:46	I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
00:33:50	I'm gonna volunteer my leadership
00:33:54	An Army without leaders
00:33:57	...without a big toe.
00:34:00	And Sergeant Hulka isn't always
00:34:02	...to be that big toe for us.
00:34:05	I think that we owe
00:34:09	...to our newest, bestest buddy...
00:34:12	...and big toe...
00:34:15	...Sergeant Hulka.
00:34:25	Well, okay, hotshot.
00:34:28	We're gonna see what kind
00:34:31	Reveille is 0500.
00:34:34	We're gonna fall out
00:34:36	...and we're gonna have
00:34:39	And then we're gonna do 10 miles,
00:34:44	So you better hit them bunks,
00:34:47	...or Sergeant Hulka
00:34:49	...is gonna see how far
00:35:03	Out of them bunks!
00:35:13	We got a full day ahead of us.
00:35:15	We're gonna start out
00:35:18	I know I'm speaking for
00:35:21	...this run should be postponed
00:35:29	Well, I'll tell you what, soldier.
00:35:33	Any more complaints?
00:35:38	Thanks a lot, Winger!
00:35:44	Nice going, asshole.
00:35:49	You're making friends fast
00:35:54	Oh, my... Oh, my God! Mama!
00:36:06	Captain Stillman.
00:36:10	Major Ellis would like you to look over
00:36:15	Interim reports!
00:36:19	I want some action!
00:36:23	Hold that, corporal.
00:36:27	Oh, look at those men.
00:36:30	Are those my men, corporal?
00:36:31	No, sir. Those are
00:36:35	Well, where are my men?
00:36:37	Let's see. Sergeant Hulka
00:36:39	Sergeant Crocker
00:36:42	Terrific. Corporal,
00:36:44	Yes, sir.
00:36:48	Grenade!
00:36:58	Go get them!
00:37:04	Those are damn fine men.
00:37:08	No, sir. Oh, here come
00:37:50	Hit it!
00:37:55	Hit it!
00:38:01	Hit it!
00:38:07	Stand up when
00:38:09	Get down and give me 50, mother!
00:38:11	Come on! I'll walk on your ass, boy!
00:38:15	Fifteen, 16, 17...
00:38:43	Twenty-seven, 28...
00:38:46	Wait a minute.
00:38:47	- You got the light one.
00:38:50	- Yeah.
00:38:51	- I kind of thought it was a mistake.
00:38:53	It's real heavy.
00:38:55	This one's light.
00:39:04	Fall out!
00:39:07	- Stop! Fall in!
00:39:10	Sergeant, I think it's a bad idea
00:39:13	You know, this is
00:39:16	Fifty-one, 52...
00:39:19	- When's the good part, John?
00:39:22	Get your butt down, soldier.
00:39:26	Move it!
00:39:53	You all right?
00:40:01	I should've kept my head down.
00:40:05	I learned a lot of things today, John.
00:40:09	I've never felt more alive
00:40:12	I think this is the greatest day
00:40:16	And I want to thank you
00:40:22	Get me out of here.
00:40:26	I'll take care of you.
00:40:30	Going south today? All right.
00:40:37	- So, what are you taking?
00:40:40	I told him I get sick when I fly.
00:40:43	These are Elmo's microdots.
00:40:50	John.
00:40:55	- John, I took a lot of these.
00:40:57	Well, one just now
00:41:01	Two in the jeep.
00:41:03	- Two when we got out of the jeep.
00:41:07	What a tragedy. Hey. Hey.
00:41:09	We're not gonna let you drive now,
00:41:13	Buckle up here, cowpoke.
00:41:15	Stow your tray table
00:41:18	You're gonna be just fine
00:41:21	It's gonna be kind of weird
00:41:35	The plane's coming apart.
00:41:40	Hello!
00:42:09	I'm Captain Hollister, Special
00:42:13	- I'm Major Dodge.
00:42:15	Pleasure to meet you, Hollister.
00:42:18	Well, I never heard of you.
00:42:22	That's just the way
00:42:25	It's double double top-secret.
00:42:29	- Intelligence?
00:42:31	Anything I could tell you
00:42:35	...so how about we tag along
00:42:37	...and then we'll go
00:42:40	Dismissed, captain.
00:43:06	Okay, major, let's go!
00:43:09	Go!
00:43:11	Go!
00:43:14	Russell!
00:43:17	They're all going backpacking, John!
00:43:22	Go! Go! Go!
00:43:39	The important thing is not to panic.
00:43:43	We should, like, build a shelter,
00:43:45	Then we make some stone tools and
00:43:49	Because tonight we're gonna go out
00:43:52	And then we're gonna dry the meat
00:43:54	And in the morning
00:43:57	...and make a dugout canoe.
00:43:58	And we could find a river
00:44:02	If we're lucky, we'll drift into
00:44:05	...we'll probably get picked up in a day
00:44:09	What do you think?
00:44:10	I think we should find a hotel room.
00:44:14	That's a good idea.
00:44:20	Hello!
00:44:23	I think some of these plants
00:44:26	- Yeah.
00:44:29	I think we might have to settle
00:44:33	- This looks like a main road.
00:44:37	Yeah. We just find a gas station,
00:44:44	What a rush. The sky is brown.
00:45:09	Hi.
00:45:16	Thank you.
00:45:20	Sit down.
00:45:41	Thank you.
00:45:49	Colombia. Love weed.
00:45:53	Good, good, good.
00:45:55	Pills.
00:45:58	For you.
00:46:06	Good, good.
00:46:10	Oh, yeah.
00:46:12	- Oh, it's good in stew, yeah.
00:46:15	That's good. Oh, great.
00:46:18	Time to get out of here.
00:46:28	What is their struggle?
00:46:39	It's cutting time.
00:47:28	I can't hear you!
00:48:01	Hey, captain, could we get a ride
00:48:05	Just get on the plane.
00:48:08	You bet.
00:48:21	Oh, God, look at that.
00:48:22	Wash off the soap.
00:48:25	Look at that. Bend over.
00:48:28	Oh, God, I wish I was a loofah.
00:48:33	Those muscles.
00:48:37	Oh, I didn't know
00:48:40	- Excuse me, captain.
00:48:43	Stillman!
00:48:47	- Yes, sir?
00:48:49	I can see that, corporal.
00:48:52	It's a pleasure to see you, sir.
00:48:54	- Let's skip the bullshit, captain.
00:48:57	I've got a problem,
00:48:59	You've heard of the EM-50 project?
00:49:02	Yes, sir. It's a tank or something.
00:49:04	- It's an urban-assault vehicle.
00:49:07	The Pentagon wants to unveil it
00:49:11	What General Barnicke
00:49:13	...is a real crack platoon of
00:49:18	Real go-getters.
00:49:20	We'll have them photographed
00:49:23	"Our newest soldiers with our
00:49:26	Yes, sir. You can count on me, sir.
00:49:29	You screw this up, Stillman...
00:49:31	...and I'll have you assigned to a
00:49:34	- You got that?
00:49:37	Good.
00:49:41	Attention!
00:49:48	- I'm gonna fold.
00:49:50	Well, I'm still in.
00:49:53	Maybe I should fold.
00:49:55	Well, let me see.
00:49:57	No, not with a hand like that.
00:50:00	Dare me. Go on, bluff me.
00:50:02	How much should I bet?
00:50:04	If it were me, I'd bet everything.
00:50:06	But that's me. I'm
00:50:12	Come on. Go for it. Go for it.
00:50:15	Yes, yes, there we go. I'm in.
00:50:18	- What do you got?
00:50:20	Three threes and two sixes, that's
00:50:23	- Two fours, I got an ace.
00:50:26	Well, you lose. If you would've had
00:50:30	- You're getting good.
00:50:33	Isn't this fun? You're pretty good
00:50:36	Attention!
00:50:39	Fall in for muster. Move it! Move it!
00:50:43	Ten-hut!
00:50:47	It's come to my attention...
00:50:50	...that several members of
00:50:53	...left this military post
00:50:59	I wanna know who it was.
00:51:04	You can tell me now...
00:51:08	...or I got ways
00:51:22	Okay, mister...
00:51:25	...you just got yourself 24 hours
00:51:30	Step back!
00:51:35	Now, since nobody else
00:51:40	...to admit it...
00:51:43	...the rest of this platoon...
00:51:45	...will do the next two weekends
00:51:51	How's that sound to you, mister?
00:51:54	I think it sucks.
00:51:58	It's time you and me
00:52:01	Step into my office.
00:52:16	I'm getting the idea, Winger,
00:52:19	Maybe I just don't know you
00:52:22	What do you say let's cut out
00:52:25	- Oh, let's.
00:52:28	I've been in this Army 28 years.
00:52:31	I've seen your kind come and go.
00:52:36	You think you know something
00:52:40	Let me tell you something, mister.
00:52:41	You don't know a damn thing
00:52:44	Oh, it's real tough stuff. Especially that
00:52:48	I ain't talking about that crap! I'm
00:52:51	Like discipline and duty and honour
00:52:55	Those words mean so much to a man
00:53:00	Look, if you don't want me
00:53:02	...but get off my back.
00:53:08	Maybe you'd like to
00:53:12	I'd like to take a big swing
00:53:16	Well, go ahead and
00:53:19	I don't think I wanna go
00:53:29	I'll take my hat off.
00:53:37	There we are, Winger.
00:53:41	It's just you and me, kid,
00:53:45	So go ahead, give it
00:53:48	Swing at me.
00:53:51	Gutless.
00:53:53	Punk.
00:54:08	I'm willing to forget about
00:54:11	And I want you to think
00:54:13	And maybe someday you'll understand
00:54:28	No. No, don't stop.
00:54:31	Don't stop.
00:54:33	I'll still respect you.
00:54:35	I'll respect you even more.
00:54:38	Just use more whipped cream.
00:54:47	John. John.
00:54:49	I just had the weirdest dream. John.
00:54:56	John?
00:55:08	If I call Anita, she has to
00:55:16	I go back, get a new apartment...
00:55:19	...I see if I can get
00:55:36	Where are you going? You going
00:55:39	- No, I'm deserting.
00:55:41	You desert now,
00:55:44	- Come on.
00:55:46	Get up. Come on.
00:55:48	Now listen to me.
00:55:51	...you're gonna keep your mouth shut
00:55:54	- And you know why?
00:55:56	Because you talked me into this,
00:56:01	I didn't talk you into this.
00:56:03	I'm gonna kill you! Damn you!
00:56:06	Where's the great pay?
00:56:09	Where's the Winnebago?
00:56:23	This isn't what you think.
00:56:25	No, we're just good friends.
00:56:28	In the jeep.
00:56:31	Come on. Let's go.
00:56:34	I was going to the laundry,
00:56:38	Save it for later.
00:56:51	Okay, guys, you're home.
00:57:00	You're not gonna report this
00:57:03	I'm gonna treat it
00:57:06	"I saw something, but I'm not
00:57:10	Thank you.
00:57:20	Oh, goodbye.
00:57:51	Move it! Do it!
00:58:01	Why, boy...
00:58:04	...we got women can climb that
00:58:07	Get on your feet!
00:58:10	Hit it!
00:58:12	He said he couldn't make it.
00:58:22	Take one step back, Winger.
00:58:24	Move it!
00:58:43	All right, soldier, let's see
00:58:48	- What coordinates, sir?
00:58:51	Yes, sir. They determine
00:58:53	Soldier, the Army has spent a lot of
00:58:57	Now set it and fire it.
00:59:00	- We don't know where the shell's...
00:59:04	Now fire the weapon.
00:59:13	All right!
00:59:15	Any of you suckholes want to
00:59:22	Oh, shit.
00:59:26	Incoming!
00:59:51	Sergeant, does this mean
00:59:57	- Save your strength, sarge.
00:59:59	Get him off! Get him off!
01:00:13	Men, I realize this tragic injury
01:00:18	Especially this close to the end
01:00:22	As far as I'm concerned, Sergeant
01:00:26	...for the entire thing.
01:00:28	That's not what I heard.
01:00:30	Who said that? Pick that up!
01:00:33	- Did you say that?
01:00:35	- Did you say that? Who said...?
01:00:39	Now, I don't care what you heard.
01:00:41	My report states that Crocker was
01:00:44	...and totally unable to control
01:00:46	Have it your way, sir.
01:00:49	You bet I will, soldier.
01:00:51	I do not want to hear one more
01:00:53	...from anyone in this platoon.
01:00:55	The subject is closed.
01:00:57	You'd better stop worrying
01:00:59	...and start worrying about how you're
01:01:03	You've got three days
01:01:07	And if you want my honest opinion...
01:01:11	...you're not gonna make it.
01:01:14	No stragglers. Now come on.
01:01:16	We owe it to Sergeant Hulka to end up
01:01:20	Hey, baby, want to come
01:01:22	Where were you two blocks ago
01:01:24	Come on. Don't waste it.
01:01:26	All right, we're here!
01:01:29	It's the Pom Pom. It's famous.
01:01:42	This might be fun.
01:01:45	Hi.
01:02:14	Oh, amazing.
01:02:16	I used to wrestle.
01:02:18	- Here's a table. Excuse me.
01:02:22	- You wrestled, huh? Nice seats.
01:02:24	Give me a kick, honey.
01:02:27	Oh, parted my hair.
00:00:34	We're gonna start the bidding.
00:00:36	I'm not gonna accept
00:00:39	The bidding has gotta start.
00:00:41	- You gotta do it for us, Ox.
00:00:43	- You said you used to wrestle.
00:00:46	Yeah, but these are girls.
00:00:48	- I need 150!
00:00:51	One-seventy-five now!
00:00:55	- It doesn't seem fair.
00:00:58	Who cares about fair?
00:01:01	Is it fair that you were
00:01:04	They're not expecting somebody like
00:01:08	You're different. You're weird.
00:01:11	You're a trained killer!
00:01:13	You're a lean, mean,
00:01:16	I'll do it!
00:01:18	- All right. Give me your money.
00:01:21	My man. My big man here
00:01:26	...for $413...
00:01:28	- And 58 cents.
00:01:31	Four hundred thirteen dollars
00:01:36	I'll take that right now!
00:01:42	Ladies and gentlemen,
00:01:45	A three-round match,
00:01:49	And during this match
00:01:53	Cut that out! Cut that out!
00:01:54	And no pulling of the nose.
00:01:57	Hey, do something about this, ref!
00:02:02	And no kicking,
00:02:04	All right, go to your neutral corners,
00:02:22	Hey, wait a minute! Wait! Hey!
00:02:26	Hey, just a second here!
00:02:37	Oh, jeez! Now you done it.
00:02:44	Beat the shit out of them, Ox!
00:02:46	- You hit me! I'm a girl!
00:02:54	That's my man out there!
00:03:02	Behind you!
00:03:23	Cut that out. Cut that out.
00:03:26	You get in here. Come on.
00:03:28	I'm a gentleman. Now stop it.
00:03:29	All right.
00:03:31	Okay, all right.
00:03:33	- Thanks.
00:03:34	- Thanks again.
00:03:37	- You're very competitive.
00:03:39	You gotta go back.
00:03:43	All right, there you go.
00:04:05	They got him down
00:04:14	Bravo Company!
00:04:20	Bravo Company!
00:04:22	Go, man!
00:04:30	Way to go, Ox! Kill them!
00:05:00	- Should we?
00:05:08	We'll take care of these two.
00:05:11	It's okay. Special assignment.
00:05:13	Yeah, we're with them.
00:05:14	Louise, it's so nice to see you.
00:05:21	Well, explain yourselves.
00:05:27	Well, sir, we were...
00:05:30	We were going
00:05:32	...at the YMCA.
00:05:34	Well, one thing led to another...
00:05:37	...and the instructions
00:05:39	- We ended up...
00:05:42	Okay, sir.
00:05:46	You men are a disgrace.
00:05:51	Maybe a few days
00:05:56	...would help change
00:06:00	But we're supposed to
00:06:04	That's even better.
00:06:08	Tomorrow you'll be on parade
00:06:13	And when he sees
00:06:17	...I will personally recommend...
00:06:20	...that your whole platoon...
00:06:22	...repeat the entire course
00:06:39	Well, get out.
00:06:51	All right, now this is the second time
00:06:54	So let's not let it happen a third time.
00:06:57	- Very clear.
00:07:00	- Good night.
00:07:02	So, what are you guys gonna do?
00:07:06	We're gonna check out General
00:07:09	Barnicke?
00:07:11	Barnicke?!
00:07:13	He still owes me money.
00:07:17	Get him!
00:07:20	Mom! I'm home!
00:07:22	John!
00:07:24	- No, no.
00:07:28	Oh, this is nice, really.
00:07:32	Listen, if this is gonna get you
00:07:35	No, it's okay. General Barnicke's
00:07:38	Good.
00:07:42	Thank you.
00:07:45	I feel like I'm 16 years old
00:07:48	...and they're away on a trip.
00:07:50	Sixteen?
00:07:53	This guy's doing pretty well.
00:07:55	All right, you've looked at
00:07:58	- Let's go. Come on.
00:08:01	John!
00:08:04	You know, you're very pretty...
00:08:08	...for a cop.
00:08:11	No, thank you. You know
00:08:13	- No, I don't.
00:08:15	You're heavily armed.
00:08:17	Guys have trouble with girls
00:08:19	They don't know how to come on.
00:08:22	Tell me.
00:08:23	You've never had anyone give you
00:08:26	- No, I certainly haven't had that.
00:08:31	- I'll get you up to cruising speed.
00:08:33	You're sticking on the bottom, dear.
00:08:38	There you go. A little bit lumpy.
00:08:40	A little bit lumpy.
00:08:43	- I'm not enjoying this! Now quit it!
00:08:46	Maybe you need this.
00:08:49	- What are you gonna do with that?
00:08:55	Who's your friend?
00:08:58	I am, aren't I?
00:08:59	- You're crazy about me, aren't you?
00:09:01	You're head over heels in love
00:09:03	You're hopelessly, deeply in love
00:09:06	Yes.
00:09:08	I knew it. I had that feeling.
00:09:11	Even before I picked this up.
00:09:15	It's about time you came around.
00:09:17	So, what do we do now?
00:09:20	Let's go upstairs
00:09:26	Nice to know you can
00:09:29	Well, it's nice to know
00:09:32	You say the nicest things.
00:09:34	Hold on, honey.
00:09:37	Come here.
00:09:41	I can't believe we're playing this.
00:09:44	- Okay, down on your knees.
00:09:48	All right, now the way
00:09:51	...you pretend there's a force field
00:09:54	...and you try and get as close
00:09:58	...without actually touching.
00:10:01	- Okay?
00:10:05	It ought to be.
00:10:14	I think I'm good at this.
00:10:16	Maybe.
00:10:18	How do you win?
00:10:20	Well, if somebody breaks
00:10:25	- You just broke my force field.
00:10:40	Well, that was interesting.
00:10:44	It's all over with now. We might as well
00:10:48	You white guys'll probably
00:10:51	- But we gonna get hung.
00:10:53	Guys! Hey!
00:10:59	What's everybody so down about?
00:11:01	Didn't everybody make it
00:11:04	Oh, Stillman freaked out
00:11:08	If we screw up graduation, we'll
00:11:11	Oh, Cruise, it's been a lot of fun
00:11:13	I can't handle
00:11:20	You're number one
00:11:25	Take it easy, Francis... Psycho.
00:11:30	Will you guys just relax? We got
00:11:33	- Two a.m.
00:11:35	- What time we get up?
00:11:38	0500. All right, we have three hours.
00:11:45	I learned two semesters
00:11:47	We can do this.
00:11:50	We've been practicing all night,
00:11:53	- Yeah, well, the brains have arrived.
00:11:57	We go down to the motor pool.
00:11:58	We work on it all night.
00:12:00	- We can do this, right?
00:12:04	Right shoulder, arms!
00:12:08	Forward, arms!
00:12:11	Inspection, arms!
00:12:15	Right shoulder, arms!
00:12:18	Right face!
00:12:21	Your left, your left, your left.
00:12:25	Come on, rhythm.
00:12:27	Black guys,
00:12:29	- What did he say?
00:12:33	...help the white guys.
00:12:36	Come on, guys!
00:12:38	Wait a minute!
00:12:43	Cut it out! Stop!
00:12:46	Hey, stupid,
00:12:48	Cut it out! Cut it out!
00:12:53	What the hell's
00:12:56	Stupid!
00:12:59	We're all very different people.
00:13:01	We're not Watusi.
00:13:04	We're Americans.
00:13:08	You know what that means?
00:13:10	Do you? That means
00:13:12	...were kicked out of every
00:13:16	We are the wretched refuse.
00:13:22	We're the underdog.
00:13:25	- Here's proof. His nose is cold.
00:13:29	But there's no animal
00:13:32	...that's more loyal,
00:13:36	Who saw Old Yeller?
00:13:41	Who cried when Old Yeller
00:13:45	Nobody cried when Old Yeller
00:13:50	I cried my eyes out.
00:13:53	Yeah.
00:13:55	So we're all dogfaces.
00:13:58	But there is one thing
00:14:01	We were all stupid enough
00:14:05	We're mutants.
00:14:07	There's something wrong with us,
00:14:12	Something seriously wrong with us.
00:14:14	We're soldiers,
00:14:18	We've been kicking ass for 200 years!
00:14:24	Now we don't have to worry...
00:14:27	...about whether or not
00:14:30	We don't have to worry...
00:14:32	...about whether Captain Stillman
00:14:35	All we have to do...
00:14:37	...is to be the great American
00:14:42	...that is inside each one of us.
00:14:46	Now, do what I do...
00:14:50	...and say what I say...
00:14:55	...and make me proud.
00:14:59	- Fall in!
00:15:03	Platoon...
00:15:06	...ten-hut!
00:15:10	Right shoulder, ho!
00:15:14	Order, ho!
00:15:38	Maybe they couldn't find
00:15:40	- It's right in front of the barracks.
00:15:51	Eyes right!
00:15:56	We checked the barracks, sir.
00:15:59	If they're not here in five minutes,
00:16:14	Hey, graduation's at 2:00.
00:16:19	Three o'clock. We've still got
00:16:22	Oh, good.
00:16:24	Three o'clock! We're missing it!
00:16:28	John! John!
00:16:31	- We're missing it.
00:16:34	Wake up, man! We're missing it.
00:17:05	Where is it?
00:17:54	All right, let's do
00:18:10	Oh, my God!
00:18:37	Platoon...
00:18:41	...a- one, two:
00:18:51	Where the hell
00:18:53	- Training, sir!
00:18:57	What kind of training, son?
00:18:59	Army training, sir!
00:19:01	Army training, sir!
00:19:04	Platoon, just like last night,
00:19:07	And right shoulder, ho!
00:19:12	Order, ho!
00:19:16	Side step right!
00:19:28	Left flank, left!
00:19:35	Queen Anne salute!
00:19:39	Three, five, seven!
00:19:47	Razzle-dazzle!
00:19:49	Hut, two, three, four!
00:19:53	Hut, two, three, four.
00:19:54	The quick brown fox jumped
00:20:10	- Where's your drill sergeant, men?
00:20:14	Blown up, sir!
00:20:18	Sir, these are Sergeant Hulka's men.
00:20:23	I see.
00:20:25	So am I to understand that you men
00:20:28	- That's the fact, Jack!
00:20:32	- Captain.
00:20:34	These are exactly
00:20:36	...I want working on my EM-50
00:20:39	- Oh, but, sir, these men...
00:20:42	I want them on the plane tonight.
00:20:46	Gentlemen, it's party time,
00:21:09	Not bad! It's great.
00:21:12	Best bunk? Best bunk is...
00:21:16	Best bunk, right here.
00:21:20	- Okay, who's up for the Vatican?
00:21:23	Let's get some people
00:21:27	What are you doing? No, get off.
00:21:31	See, we're in Italy.
00:21:33	...has gotta make the guy
00:21:37	It's in the regulations.
00:21:39	...I would have to make yours.
00:21:40	But we're in Italy, so you've
00:21:44	Who's gonna make the beds?
00:21:46	Buona sera, gentlemen.
00:21:50	It is alive.
00:22:03	Welcome to Italy.
00:22:06	We can forget all about
00:22:11	There's a couple things I want to get
00:22:15	I don't know what kind of shit
00:22:19	...but this ain't
00:22:23	I want to see you walking tall...
00:22:25	...looking good and mentally alert
00:22:28	I'm gonna bust your butts...
00:22:30	...to make this the best damned outfit
00:22:35	Get these bunks made up!
00:22:40	We're gonna muster in front
00:22:44	Hi, sarge.
00:22:47	"Hi, sarge." Just shut up.
00:22:50	0600!
00:23:04	As you may know,
00:23:06	...is particularly interested
00:23:10	He has selected this platoon
00:23:16	...and he expects you to perform
00:23:20	Raise it, sergeant.
00:23:25	Gentlemen, this is the EM-50
00:23:36	A real beauty, colonel.
00:23:49	Fall in!
00:23:56	I need two volunteers.
00:23:58	You and you.
00:24:00	You'll guard this vehicle
00:24:04	...and the rest of you
00:24:13	- Sarge, why me?
00:24:17	I ain't got no military reason for it,
00:24:20	Have a nice weekend.
00:24:23	Oh, yeah. I want that so clean
00:24:36	This is amazing. You wouldn't believe
00:24:45	John.
00:24:48	John.
00:24:50	- Do you think I'm officer material?
00:24:54	Come on. I'm in good shape.
00:24:56	I'm looking good.
00:24:59	Yeah. We're spending it in
00:25:03	We got each other.
00:25:05	Well, I was kind of thinking we'd get
00:25:08	Too bad the girls
00:25:10	We could get...
00:25:12	...a hotel room somewhere.
00:25:14	Spend a few days
00:25:15	Would've been good.
00:25:17	We could take them up in the Alps
00:25:27	- No.
00:25:28	- No, no, no.
00:25:31	- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:34	- I'll drive.
00:25:42	We're here.
00:25:44	Don't forget, you promised me
00:25:47	...before we see this
00:25:49	Right.
00:25:56	Come with me, my dear.
00:26:05	Now, don't forget, this is a big secret,
00:26:09	- Not unless they torture me.
00:26:13	- Official business.
00:26:17	Thank you, captain.
00:26:19	Yeah. Just follow me.
00:26:26	When the Army entrusts an important
00:26:29	...it usually means they're priming him
00:26:39	- I really think you're gonna like this.
00:26:50	- Are you gonna get sick or something?
00:26:56	Where's my truck? Hey!
00:26:58	Hey, where's the EM-50?
00:27:01	A couple of soldiers took it
00:27:04	Took it to get it washed?!
00:27:06	Is there a bathroom around here?
00:27:08	- Hold it!
00:27:10	Do you want me to notify
00:27:13	You keep your mouth shut about this.
00:27:16	And you let no one in there.
00:27:19	Yes, sir.
00:27:25	You know, I think this guy
00:27:28	Yeah, I'm becoming
00:27:32	Okay, let's go.
00:27:35	Sergeant.
00:27:38	We've traced the EM-50 to Germany.
00:27:39	They're probably heading
00:27:42	Sir, if you'll take my advice,
00:27:45	...that could link up
00:27:46	We'd have that EM-50 back here
00:27:49	Nothing doing.
00:27:51	...of the entire armed forces.
00:27:54	Sir, those numb-nuts can't
00:27:57	I don't care, sergeant. Just load
00:28:01	All right, we're moving out!
00:28:05	I guess we're going after
00:28:07	I can't believe
00:28:10	All I know is,
00:28:33	Hey, Russell.
00:28:36	Have you been doing
00:28:39	- I brought the magic suitcase.
00:28:42	Does this do anything for you?
00:28:45	No. I've seen that.
00:28:47	I've seen that on cable TV,
00:28:50	Hey, watch it. A guy could get hurt.
00:28:56	- My gosh, my gosh.
00:29:00	- Come on.
00:29:02	But just one more time.
00:29:05	Off the low meter board.
00:29:08	From the United States
00:29:12	He's gonna do a reverse mo-fo.
00:29:18	A somersault up to the knees,
00:29:20	...a backflip...
00:29:22	...all they way back
00:29:24	A face bounce!
00:29:27	A triple head! Oh, no!
00:29:31	That does sound nice.
00:29:33	You know, my father was here
00:29:35	- In this bathtub?
00:29:38	Easy. Louise,
00:29:43	When we first met, I thought
00:29:48	And now?
00:29:50	I still think you're kind of screwed up,
00:29:53	...but you're so cute.
00:29:55	- A face bounce...
00:29:57	...a dismount...
00:30:00	...and a remount.
00:30:02	John!
00:30:05	How's this? How's this?
00:30:08	- How's this for you?
00:30:09	- Is this good? Is this good?
00:30:12	- What about this? How about this?
00:30:17	Oh, I like that.
00:30:19	That's different.
00:30:25	Oh, where did you learn that?
00:30:31	Oh, not yet. Please, not yet!
00:30:35	I can't stop! Please!
00:30:38	Oh, I wanted it... Oh, I'm sorry!
00:30:42	- I can't see a thing up ahead, sir.
00:30:46	No, sir. If we turn right,
00:30:48	Sergeant, when I want your input,
00:31:40	For chrissakes, captain.
00:31:42	This is my mission. I would appreciate
00:31:49	Fuck this.
00:32:01	- Where you going, sarge?
00:32:03	Sarge, what are you doing?
00:32:45	Here you go. There you go.
00:32:49	Stupid jerks.
00:33:46	Gunther, get yourself
00:33:50	Folks, don't order the schnitzel.
00:33:55	Hey, Hansel, Gretel!
00:33:58	It's cool. All right.
00:34:01	All right, Klaus,
00:34:04	We got some naked animals in here
00:34:06	Here you are.
00:34:10	- More worthless money for you.
00:34:12	- All right.
00:34:15	- What?
00:34:17	This is the EM-50?
00:34:24	Mayday, mayday.
00:34:27	Mayday. Code 21, Status 7.
00:34:31	Code 21. Go ahead.
00:34:33	I'm with the U.S. Army, 41 st
00:34:37	I have a platoon and CO
00:34:41	...at coordinates 416-397.
00:34:45	They're Russian troops,
00:34:48	Send help. I gotta get moving.
00:34:52	416-397.
00:34:57	- Forty-first Armoured?
00:35:02	- That's our unit.
00:35:05	- They came looking for us.
00:35:08	We've had it.
00:35:10	If it's a Status 7 like you said,
00:35:13	So the DOD won't even
00:35:16	Those guys are dead.
00:35:19	- We gotta go get them.
00:35:21	- No.
00:35:24	- Russell.
00:35:26	We zip in, we pick them up
00:35:29	We're not going to Moscow.
00:35:31	It's like going into Wisconsin.
00:35:33	I got the shit kicked out of me
00:35:39	- Russell, what are you afraid of?
00:35:41	There are two things I promised
00:35:44	Kill and die.
00:35:45	What if the Russians were
00:35:48	Come on, you know my sister.
00:35:51	The Russians would just have to
00:35:53	Russell, that is our platoon out there.
00:35:58	I love those guys.
00:36:01	Two things, John:
00:36:04	Those bastards.
00:36:06	Second, when I finish all my training,
00:36:09	Now, when you invade
00:36:12	...you don't send your typists
00:36:15	They got guys who like to do that,
00:36:21	Okay.
00:36:23	Yeah, we won't go in.
00:36:25	- Okay.
00:36:28	Oh, my hero.
00:36:32	Damn it, though, we're so close.
00:36:35	I mean, the Iron Curtain, it's gotta look
00:36:39	Think we could do that?
00:36:41	Take about an hour. We could drive
00:36:44	- We'll just look?
00:36:48	- Okay. Let's look.
00:37:17	We're so damn lost.
00:37:21	We're trying to get over there,
00:37:25	- Do you know Brandy? Hi, girls.
00:37:28	- What a darling border guard.
00:37:31	Bathroom, girls. Bathroom.
00:37:33	There must be a bathroom
00:37:35	Bathroom. Bathroom.
00:37:41	Hi. I'm John Winger
00:37:44	...and you are my prisoner.
00:37:49	Chicago.
00:37:51	Why do we want prisoners?
00:37:54	Come on, move!
00:38:01	Do the words "act of war"
00:38:04	- I have a plan.
00:38:57	We are in serious trouble.
00:38:58	He said he had a plan.
00:39:01	Hello, hello!
00:39:15	What an idiot.
00:39:26	- All right, we're in.
00:39:33	- What's the plan?
00:39:35	Oh, my God, what an idiot.
00:39:40	The absence of a plan is ridiculous.
00:39:42	Hey, they're about
00:39:44	- Good. That's fine. Let them.
00:39:56	- Louise, get this thing moving.
00:40:03	Oh, this is interesting.
00:40:10	I got it figured this way: They got
00:40:14	They got a hundred Baryshnikovs
00:40:17	- And what do we got?
00:40:19	We got one heavily armed
00:40:23	Okay, find that truck,
00:40:35	- There's a gun in that tower, Russell.
00:40:40	All right, steady, steady.
00:40:53	- Got him!
00:41:00	Good one, Russell.
00:41:04	- There's the truck.
00:41:10	Out, please!
00:41:18	John, over here!
00:41:41	- That was stupid.
00:41:47	- You know who would love this?
00:41:49	Russell. He should be here.
00:41:51	- Russell!
00:41:53	Help!
00:42:03	- Thank you.
00:42:16	They'd better be in there.
00:43:09	You can beat me
00:43:19	- Are you okay?
00:43:21	- Hi.
00:43:26	Hello?
00:43:31	Hello!
00:43:33	Hello?
00:43:36	- Hello?
00:43:38	- Who is it?
00:43:41	- It's Winger!
00:43:43	It's us, Winger! Get us out!
00:43:46	All right, stand back from the door.
00:43:48	Everybody back! Everybody back!
00:43:53	Get it.
00:43:57	Get down.
00:44:07	- Whoa, tough door!
00:44:12	It's because of you people
00:44:15	It's always your fault.
00:44:19	To take orders from me, who is...
00:44:21	- Open this door, please!
00:44:29	- Winger! Oh, I'm so glad!
00:44:52	Look out, Louise!
00:45:19	Find John, will you?
00:46:04	We had a car waiting.
00:46:11	Russell?
00:46:52	Let's get out of here!
00:47:17	We're here!
00:47:21	John!
00:47:22	Come on!
00:47:30	You are in trouble!
00:48:20	Something's blocking the road.
00:48:22	Hang on!
00:48:26	I'm getting too old for this shit!
00:48:36	Gentlemen, we are in Germany!
00:49:47	Platoon, ten-hut!
00:49:52	Queen Anne salute!
00:49:56	Get up!
00:50:12	Thank you.
00:50:36	My people, we're number one.
00:50:46	Ox, we got medals. Look.
00:50:52	What the...? A surprise party!
00:50:55	I'll kill you. Whose idea was this?
00:50:58	All right, everybody's coming
00:51:02	Senator, hang onto that,
00:51:05	Oh, I wrote.
00:51:08	No questions, please.
00:51:10	We just want to get back
00:51:12	...and have some really serious sex.
00:51:17	What are you looking at?
00:51:39	Oh, you old dog.
00:52:17	Right face!
00:52:19	Forward march!
00:52:23	Left, left,
00:52:32	Five, six, seven, eight.
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