Superbabies Baby Geniuses 2

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00:01:11 That may just be baby talk,
00:01:14 ...look at them and tell me
00:01:17 Honey, this is a big day.
00:01:20 When you're in business with Biscane
00:01:24 - Hello?
00:01:27 - Yes, of course I heard you.
00:01:30 What'd you say?
00:01:32 I said, don't you think
00:01:36 Honey, where's my jacket?
00:01:39 Hello. Yeah.
00:01:43 Hi, this is Stan Bobbins.
00:01:45 No, not Dan. Stan.
00:01:56 Oh, and those World War II
00:02:01 What kind of milk you drinking?
00:02:04 - What?
00:02:07 ...who can perform
00:02:09 ...communicate to both
00:02:12 ...and defend the children
00:02:14 That creates a paradox
00:02:19 In English, Finkleman.
00:02:24 I think he's saying
00:02:27 - Sorry.
00:02:32 And you're trying to tell us...
00:02:34 ...that this Kahuna is related to both
00:02:39 Oh, whoa. Wait a minute.
00:02:43 Look, sit back and let me
00:02:47 ...about the legendary Kahuna
00:02:53 This one happened
00:02:56 ...in East Berlin in 1962.
00:02:59 You know, the Berlin Wall
00:03:19 Now, we've heard
00:03:23 Superman, Superwoman,
00:03:27 And they always do super things
00:03:31 But this is the story
00:03:33 ...a little boy who looks
00:03:37 All the children.
00:03:41 Showtime.
00:03:54 Locking in four-wheel drive.
00:04:20 Kahuna's archenemy, Captain Kane,
00:04:26 And he did all kinds
00:04:29 - My dear Petrov.
00:04:32 Always a pleasure to see you.
00:04:36 - To our work.
00:04:44 It's wonderful what you do here,
00:04:48 I have a soft spot
00:05:01 Kane knew if he could control
00:05:05 He captured children trying
00:05:09 ...and sent them to his secret
00:05:24 Capturing orphaned children?
00:05:26 If you think the Kahuna was
00:05:30 ...think again.
00:05:34 If there were ever children who
00:05:38 I'm scared, Peter.
00:05:41 It's okay, Greta.
00:05:57 That could've hurt someone.
00:06:06 - It's a boy.
00:06:09 - It's what?
00:06:10 Name's Kahuna,
00:06:14 He's saving us. He's saving us.
00:06:18 All right, let's go.
00:06:28 This tunnel leads to the courtyard
00:06:32 Go straight to Ambassador Clark.
00:06:36 - Thank you, Mr. Kahuna.
00:06:39 - Greta, hurry.
00:06:43 Good luck.
00:06:45 Mobilize every soldier
00:06:48 ...and secure the perimeter.
00:06:52 Search this building.
00:06:56 Sergeant, send four units
00:07:01 Seal off the compound.
00:07:05 Hey, prissy pants, don't wet
00:07:10 So we meet again...
00:07:14 ...my little archenemy.
00:07:17 - Those things'll kill you.
00:07:21 ...will give you cavities.
00:07:24 That's okay,
00:07:26 It's the end of the road for you.
00:07:31 - Don't I get one last word?
00:07:36 But I'm intrigued.
00:07:38 What is your last word?
00:07:41 Duck.
00:07:43 "Duck" is your last word?
00:07:51 Duck!
00:07:56 My leg. His machine
00:08:00 Get him!
00:08:02 - What are you waiting for?
00:08:05 Get him before he...
00:08:09 No! Too late.
00:08:18 You see? You see?
00:08:21 I told you. It's too late.
00:08:24 Now it's over. No.
00:08:28 Look at that. I warned you.
00:08:31 It's playtime.
00:08:37 One potato, two potato,
00:08:39 Five potato, six potato,
00:08:42 Didn't your mothers tell you
00:09:09 I'll do it.
00:09:11 I'll finish you off.
00:09:17 One day I will be... I will destroy
00:09:23 And then Kahuna utilized
00:09:27 ...and jumped that Mustang
00:09:30 A Mustang G T at the Berlin Wall...
00:09:34 - ... back in the '60s?
00:09:39 That's how the Kahuna saved
00:09:42 Any questions? Rosita?
00:09:45 Still not convinced, Finkleman?
00:09:47 Cool it, Archie. It's your mom
00:09:54 - Somebody pick up the phone.
00:09:58 - Is that Daniel and Jasmine?
00:10:01 - Hi, guys.
00:10:03 This will put Bobbins' World
00:10:06 Allowing a huge satellite
00:10:10 ...and using kids
00:10:12 ...it's everything we stand against.
00:10:16 Bobbins' World will be
00:10:19 Great. We'll be known as McBaby.
00:10:22 Honey, this is new territory for you...
00:10:25 ...maybe you should talk
00:10:27 He's out of the country working
00:10:31 Besides, I'm running
00:10:34 I don't need to run to big brother Dan,
00:10:38 Archie's father could give him
00:10:42 Who needs that junk? Better he learn
00:10:47 ...and you gotta tough it out on your
00:10:52 Ever consider sensitivity training?
00:10:56 I am gonna... Okay, I am
00:10:59 ...into the biggest chain
00:11:04 Man, I'm hungry. Yo, Mrs. B,
00:11:09 For the last time, Rosita, the adults
00:11:14 To attract their attention,
00:11:17 ...in the only baby language
00:11:20 Which is?
00:11:25 Oh, yeah. Crying.
00:11:27 Here we go.
00:11:33 I need to ask you a question
00:11:36 Honey the kids are hungry.
00:11:40 Sharon, can you get some bottles
00:11:43 Works every time.
00:12:04 My leg. This leg
00:12:08 - Tell them to get away.
00:12:14 Mr. Biscane, Mr. Bobbins.
00:12:18 - Pleasure.
00:12:20 It's Stan.
00:12:26 He likes you.
00:12:31 I like him.
00:12:35 Okay, sweeties,
00:12:38 ...which means we have
00:12:43 That's right, kiddies.
00:12:47 I don't like to brag about her, even
00:12:52 ...the most beautiful girl in school and
00:12:57 Oh, Archie. Come on.
00:13:00 We are gonna read
00:13:04 Once upon a time, a lovely
00:13:08 ...lived in a grand mansion with
00:13:12 Kylie reads with passion. The words
00:13:19 - Looks like someone's in love.
00:13:24 Finkleman and Kylie
00:13:28 K- I-S-S-I-N-G
00:13:32 Knock it off, you mugs.
00:13:35 What are you guys
00:13:38 Oh, they're not babbling.
00:13:41 I just wish we could understand
00:13:47 Mr. Bill Biscane.
00:13:50 The chairman of Biscane
00:13:54 Thank you so much.
00:13:59 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
00:14:02 We are here to celebrate the future.
00:14:07 Not a future of flying cars
00:14:11 The real future is in the hands
00:14:17 I have a soft spot for
00:14:22 - What did he say?
00:14:26 ...to announce the launch
00:14:29 ...in television history.
00:14:33 ...via the new Biscane Telespace
00:14:37 And we call this network
00:14:42 We will take input from the children
00:14:47 ...true interactive network
00:14:51 - It's him. It's Biscane.
00:14:54 ...Dan Bobbins
00:14:57 We have, on behalf
00:14:59 ...Dan Bobbins' half brother,
00:15:03 Mr. Bobbins?
00:15:09 - I'm his real brother.
00:15:17 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
00:15:20 This has been a dream of mine
00:15:24 It's coming together now. I can finally
00:15:29 As I've told you
00:15:31 ...I will win,
00:15:35 That's Captain Kane,
00:15:38 Sweetie, what're you doing in here?
00:15:42 You should get
00:15:45 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:15:54 Oh, my gosh, guys.
00:15:58 Sometimes, Archie, I think all you
00:16:02 ...that pops into your mind.
00:16:05 I'm a baby of action.
00:16:09 Anyway, Biscane, I don't like him.
00:16:12 What are we gonna do
00:16:15 - No fear, Finkie's here.
00:16:19 ...you're just the guy I'm looking for.
00:16:25 We're not supposed to be here.
00:16:28 I'm getting sick to my stomach.
00:16:35 Okay, Finkleman, you're
00:16:38 - I prefer the term "computer artisan. "
00:16:43 All right, all right.
00:16:47 Ignore the official sites
00:16:50 ...or anything like that.
00:16:54 You know, anti-corporate sites.
00:16:58 - What's wrong with you, Finkleman?
00:17:01 - You're always scared.
00:17:03 See what it says up there?
00:17:06 Biscane. It says he's
00:17:09 Are you crazy?
00:17:19 Red alert!
00:17:21 - What do we do?
00:17:24 - Come on, Fink.
00:17:30 Oh, no!
00:17:39 Come on.
00:17:41 This building wasn't up to code.
00:17:43 - Meaning?
00:17:46 You have until tomorrow
00:17:48 - That's impossible.
00:17:50 We won't have a problem
00:17:53 Mr. Biscane has paid
00:17:56 ...from here to New York.
00:17:59 What have I done?
00:18:04 - What was that?
00:18:06 And he overheard
00:18:11 What's he gonna do,
00:18:14 Get him. He knows something.
00:18:19 - Tell us what you know.
00:18:22 Hey, pock face.
00:18:27 It's him! It's the Kahuna!
00:18:31 - Pick on somebody half your size.
00:18:38 Who the heck are you?
00:18:41 Your worst nightmare.
00:18:48 Have a seat.
00:18:55 You a gambling man?
00:18:57 Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.
00:19:01 Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.
00:19:07 That was fun. But we gotta run.
00:19:18 - Find that brat.
00:19:21 I knew he'd come.
00:19:35 That was Kahuna.
00:19:42 - I'm sorry that we panicked.
00:19:46 Yeah, I was until
00:19:49 Archie, this is getting serious.
00:19:52 You believe me,
00:19:56 I believe Kahuna
00:19:59 You'd best have a talk
00:20:02 Inner adult.
00:20:06 - What about my computer?
00:20:09 - We'll take care of everything.
00:20:11 That's gotta be Kahuna's disguise.
00:20:15 The kids will be out of the way when
00:20:19 - Don't worry about that.
00:20:21 Yeah. He's got serious
00:20:24 - We all have issues.
00:20:29 I just mean that you quite
00:20:34 ...which may be tied
00:20:37 ...and, ultimately, fear of love.
00:20:42 Don't make me pound
00:20:45 Okay, Mrs. Tyson,
00:20:49 Brandon.
00:20:53 Brandon, thanks so much for
00:20:56 I was pretty sure
00:20:58 - So I got here right away.
00:21:02 I know the guy usually asks...
00:21:05 It's cool. I was gonna
00:21:07 I mean, everyone knows
00:21:10 - Even the coach said so.
00:21:13 You know, I've gotta, like, make
00:21:17 And I felt kind of weird asking
00:21:20 ...I'm glad you're asking me first.
00:21:24 - You don't have any plans, right?
00:21:29 Cool.
00:21:35 Jerk. I hate jocks.
00:21:41 Three thousand dollars for books.
00:21:45 Uncle Stan, can I walk the kids
00:21:49 No. Go ahead, Kylie.
00:21:53 Kylie?
00:21:54 - Hey, you okay?
00:22:00 - Nothing short of a miracle.
00:22:03 Quit the jabbering,
00:22:06 - Thirty million dollars' worth.
00:22:08 Look out.
00:22:12 You got them?
00:22:16 Stupid girl!
00:22:19 Hope it's all right.
00:22:22 - What?
00:22:25 Oh, my God, it's gone.
00:22:29 I could feel Kylie's heart shatter
00:22:32 - Poor Kylie.
00:22:35 ...I would've popped him
00:22:38 We have a problem.
00:22:42 Oh, no, I'm getting nauseous again.
00:22:56 - Go on, mister.
00:23:02 Go on. What do you want?
00:23:13 I don't know what's going on. We
00:23:28 Fasten your seatbelts.
00:23:47 What do you want?
00:23:51 Leave us alone!
00:24:02 - What...
00:24:03 Heck?
00:24:11 It's the Kahuna.
00:24:18 Let's even the odds,
00:24:27 It's the Kahuna!
00:24:30 I told you he's real.
00:24:53 Oh, my God.
00:25:06 I love him!
00:25:38 It truly is the Kahuna.
00:25:46 - Who are you? What are you?
00:25:49 - We gotta boogie, little lady.
00:26:08 Scan engine specs.
00:26:11 - Okay, what is going on?
00:26:16 All right. Let's go.
00:26:17 Warning: Objects in mirror
00:26:21 Metal to the pedal.
00:26:23 Oops, forgot something.
00:26:26 No, I didn't.
00:26:28 See you.
00:26:36 I will control the minds
00:26:39 ...through their own television sets.
00:26:42 A mind-control pulse will come
00:26:47 Muggles doesn't look like a frog.
00:26:49 He looks like a zucchini.
00:26:52 As irritating as a...
00:26:57 What is it, Crowe?
00:27:02 The attempt to recover the disk...
00:27:09 It was unsuccessful.
00:27:11 This is not good news.
00:27:15 Where is the girl now?
00:27:19 - She escaped.
00:27:22 - You're not going to believe this.
00:27:26 My men report that
00:27:31 ...by some sort of mini...
00:27:37 Kahuna is here.
00:27:41 - Suddenly I'm feeling weak.
00:27:45 - Sir.
00:27:48 - What can I get you, sir?
00:27:51 - Diet or regular?
00:27:53 Feel my head. Is it hot?
00:27:57 - You're perfectly normal.
00:28:00 You're not a real doctor.
00:28:02 Get me my globe.
00:28:04 I don't want this umbrella.
00:28:15 Then you did a bunch of back flips,
00:28:19 ...and you kicked them. Then you put
00:28:23 And then you did karate moves.
00:28:28 ...and then you spun them
00:28:31 Then that guy tried to hit you, and
00:28:36 Then you knocked them down
00:28:40 That was cool. You saved us.
00:28:44 Those goons were afraid of you.
00:28:48 We're related, you know. Part of the
00:28:53 ...and my cousins Sly and Whit. I bet
00:28:58 - He's Kane.
00:29:00 Your archenemy, right? I knew it.
00:29:03 What's it like to have super
00:29:07 Easy on the gummy bears.
00:29:09 It was Biscane's men
00:29:12 My guess is, he's up to something
00:29:15 All right, everybody, you can
00:29:29 Wow, this is totally off the hook.
00:29:36 All aboard.
00:29:43 - This is your ride?
00:29:46 Wow.
00:29:53 Amazing.
00:29:58 - My God.
00:30:05 - Magnificent. A baby utopia.
00:30:11 It's my world of holograms. We can
00:30:15 Send in the clowns.
00:30:25 - Wow.
00:30:31 - Wanna see my pets?
00:30:44 - Oh, my God.
00:30:47 ...and you don't have to feed them.
00:30:51 - Oh no, a bear. A bear.
00:30:55 A bear!
00:31:05 And now the king.
00:31:07 Now, is he on a chain?
00:31:20 Come on, Fink, sing with me.
00:31:29 - We're here.
00:31:36 We're here. I have
00:31:41 All ashore who's going ashore.
00:31:44 Watch your step, Alex.
00:31:46 - Off we go, Rosita.
00:31:49 - Come on, Arch.
00:31:51 - Wait for me.
00:31:55 Go take a look around.
00:31:58 How come you still understand
00:32:00 I never forgot it.
00:32:03 You guys go have fun.
00:32:05 I imagine you do.
00:32:29 Hello, miss. Care to give the old
00:32:34 Inside of every child is the ability
00:32:38 Believe in yourself,
00:32:41 ...will take care of the rest.
00:32:43 Maybe another time.
00:32:46 But nice accent, Ringo.
00:32:47 - We wanna try it.
00:32:51 - We all wanna go, furry-hat man.
00:32:56 Hey, he's cool.
00:32:59 The four of you, eh? Right.
00:33:03 And let your inner dreams soar.
00:33:06 Find the circles.
00:33:09 In you go.
00:33:12 - Let's get this party going.
00:33:15 - Let's do it!
00:33:19 Where's my car seat?
00:33:21 Wait a minute, we ain't strapped in.
00:33:24 We're gonna be launched into space!
00:33:26 Kahuna, are you sure this is safe?
00:33:33 Archie, your hidden strength
00:33:38 You are Brain Boy.
00:33:43 Quentin Finkleman, you have
00:33:49 You are Baby Courageous.
00:33:53 Rosita, as tough as you are,
00:33:57 You are Cupid Girl.
00:34:01 Alex, you are brimming
00:34:05 You are Bouncing Boy.
00:34:08 Yo, Kahuna, this thing's busted.
00:34:12 What are you talking about?
00:34:14 What do you mean, it's busted?
00:34:16 I'm not smart enough
00:34:19 And Finkleman sure isn't tough
00:34:22 And hello, me, Cupid Girl?
00:34:25 That's okay.
00:34:27 The only thing I love better than being
00:34:34 Maybe it is busted then. Or maybe
00:34:39 Think about it.
00:34:40 - All right, I'll change it back. Hang on.
00:34:47 Strawberries and cream, madam?
00:34:51 - Coffee and pie?
00:35:01 This place definitely rates a 10
00:35:11 Milk shake? Banana split?
00:35:17 - Beat it!
00:35:23 Shut up.
00:35:25 I don't wanna hear one word
00:35:31 I was wrong. This makes 1000
00:35:38 - It does seem like that sometimes.
00:35:42 I told you guys to beat it.
00:35:47 - Oops, you're real.
00:35:52 I'm Zack.
00:35:53 I'm confused.
00:35:57 Maybe I can help you here.
00:36:00 You mean he designed
00:36:02 You bet. And he's got places like this
00:36:07 - He really is a superbaby.
00:36:10 Have a little respect.
00:36:16 And this is what we like to call
00:36:20 It's our global
00:36:23 We can talk to anyone
00:36:26 Kylie, I see you've met Zack.
00:36:29 - What's that?
00:36:33 - Hey, Whoops, it's me.
00:36:36 - Oh, finally.
00:36:39 - Is that...?
00:36:41 I went to the graduation. Remember
00:36:44 - Yeah.
00:36:46 If you had seen their faces.
00:36:48 They're at Yale. They asked for you.
00:36:51 So we'll talk again soon.
00:36:54 - I promise.
00:36:56 - No problem. Hey, guys, what's up?
00:37:00 - K!
00:37:02 We wanna let you know,
00:37:06 Yes, everything you said was right.
00:37:10 - Great, guys.
00:37:14 We'll fix those.
00:37:15 Tell him about the superhero theme
00:37:19 - Yeah!
00:37:24 Cool.
00:37:29 - That was great.
00:37:33 Next time you call it'll be done,
00:37:36 - But for now, you're the greatest...
00:37:40 - Later, K.
00:37:41 - Oh, my gosh!
00:37:45 - What is it?
00:37:47 - My Uncle Stan's gonna freak out.
00:37:49 I'm sure he's handling it just fine.
00:37:53 - I'm freaking out.
00:37:56 What is Kylie thinking
00:37:59 Kylie's very responsible.
00:38:07 Honey, hold this.
00:38:09 Yes?
00:38:11 - Are you Stan Bobbins?
00:38:14 I'm Capt. Baker
00:38:17 We have your niece, your son,
00:38:22 Oh, my gosh.
00:38:25 They're fine. Everything's great.
00:38:30 - Well, what happened?
00:38:34 Your niece attempted to get a bus,
00:38:38 ...and it couldn't stop
00:38:43 - Hi, Uncle Stan, Aunt Jean.
00:38:46 I'll pick them up.
00:38:49 Negative, sir.
00:38:51 There's a two-tanker pileup
00:38:55 We'll put them up
00:38:57 Under police protection, of course.
00:38:59 And we'll get nannies
00:39:02 - Well, I don't know.
00:39:06 We'll watch them like a hawk.
00:39:07 I'll drive up in the morning.
00:39:09 It'll be great. It'll be fun,
00:39:13 What do you think?
00:39:18 At least we know they're safe.
00:39:20 With traffic shut down,
00:39:23 ...till the middle of the night.
00:39:26 Good luck on the big premiere,
00:39:28 Thanks, Kylie. Hey, and Kylie...
00:39:33 ...I'm glad you're okay.
00:39:35 Bye, Archie. Bye, kids.
00:39:37 - Big kisses.
00:39:38 Good night.
00:39:41 Hi, Mommy. Hi, Daddy.
00:39:43 Night-night.
00:39:44 Okay, we bought some time.
00:39:47 I have to find out what Biscane
00:39:50 And stop him before it's too late.
00:39:53 I spent 30 million dollars
00:39:57 So why is my most elaborate
00:40:01 ...in danger of being brought down?
00:40:03 Because your men couldn't catch
00:40:06 - Yes.
00:40:08 - No.
00:40:11 - Who?
00:40:13 That makes sense.
00:40:16 I hate this bit.
00:40:29 It's unbelievable.
00:40:31 Here I am on the threshold
00:40:35 ...and as always,
00:40:38 What shall we do?
00:40:45 Hey, Archie. Up here.
00:40:48 - Whoa, what are you doing up there?
00:40:52 It's all about synchronizing the mind
00:40:56 Kahuna, where did you get
00:41:02 Sorry, kid, it's just a story
00:41:07 Listen, I like you, Archie.
00:41:11 In fact, you remind me of me
00:41:14 - Really?
00:41:17 Well, I'm gonna prove myself to you.
00:41:21 And we can be real superheroes.
00:41:24 Before you take that path,
00:41:28 - What, diaper rash?
00:41:31 I didn't have a choice, Arch.
00:41:37 Come on, now. Time for you and your
00:41:41 Good night, Kahuna.
00:41:43 - Good night, Archie.
00:41:48 - We shall go forward as planned.
00:41:53 But, sir...
00:41:55 ...what about Kahuna and the disk?
00:41:58 What about Kahuna and the disk?
00:42:03 We get it back.
00:42:04 I have in my mind...
00:42:06 ...developing a little surprise
00:42:10 How do we find him?
00:42:13 We don't need to.
00:42:15 - I make it so that he finds me.
00:42:21 So do you know baby language too?
00:42:23 I can't speak it well,
00:42:26 How did you meet Kahuna?
00:42:29 He found me in a Russian orphanage.
00:42:32 My father died, and no one knew
00:42:35 Why was he there?
00:42:37 He was helping match up parents
00:42:40 He tried but could never find
00:42:43 That's when he took me in.
00:42:45 Hey, Zack.
00:42:47 How does Kahuna...?
00:42:51 Help save the world, disarm bad guys,
00:42:55 - Yeah.
00:42:58 Parts I learned from Kahuna.
00:43:02 Where the facts end
00:43:05 ...no one really knows for sure.
00:43:08 You see, Kahuna's father
00:43:10 One of the best. He lived and worked
00:43:14 ...in Germany
00:43:17 After he saw the horrible conditions
00:43:21 ...he dedicated his time to developing
00:43:26 A formula to unlock the area
00:43:28 ...that gives children
00:43:31 The soldiers who lived in harsh
00:43:35 ...would have a better chance
00:43:37 But he created something
00:43:40 A sort of fountain of youth formula...
00:43:43 ...which actually stopped
00:43:45 Because Kahuna's father
00:43:47 ...he took his sons everywhere.
00:43:51 Shut up.
00:43:55 Kenny...
00:43:56 ...would you be nice
00:43:59 I've told you this before.
00:44:16 Kahuna's father worried
00:44:19 ...the potential of his formula
00:44:22 And he was right.
00:44:52 Ten years later,
00:44:54 ...smarter and faster
00:44:57 But he was stuck in the same
00:45:00 He was like the Peter Pan of babies.
00:45:19 Hey, man, your brother gives
00:45:36 Your brother is a regular
00:45:40 - You always stick up for him.
00:45:43 What happened wasn't
00:45:48 You think he's so smart.
00:45:52 He's a freak! I can't even relate
00:45:55 I feel more German
00:45:58 I should be with people
00:46:08 His father worked so hard to develop
00:46:14 But unfortunately,
00:46:34 Take what you were given,
00:46:38 All right?
00:46:43 You may forever have the body
00:46:46 But you'll always have the heart
00:47:05 I love you, Daddy.
00:47:30 Although he was now 18 years old...
00:47:33 ...nobody believed it.
00:47:43 After six months in the orphanage,
00:47:47 He would find a way to help all
00:47:52 So in the dark of the night,
00:47:55 And a legend was born.
00:47:59 - Wow.
00:48:01 What about the serum
00:48:04 The stuff that turns him
00:48:08 It's a natural formula which interacts
00:48:12 - Kahuna invented it himself.
00:48:15 He realized, long ago, that if
00:48:19 ...were to become the defender of the
00:48:33 Now, the whole trick here
00:48:38 The only thing I can visualize
00:48:46 - I'm sorry.
00:48:56 - What's this?
00:48:59 I'm not sure.
00:49:01 It's got a microdot.
00:49:04 Wait a second. When I bumped into
00:49:09 ...maybe it fell into the stroller.
00:49:11 It could be something.
00:49:14 Good idea.
00:49:17 Oh, by the way,
00:49:21 I'm going home.
00:49:25 Well, I just thought maybe, since
00:49:28 ...that you and me, we could,
00:49:32 ...go have lunch up outside.
00:49:35 Totally. Yes, like a picnic.
00:49:39 So 11:30 behind the H?
00:49:43 - Yeah, definitely.
00:49:53 I've got a date!
00:49:57 Great. Got a date.
00:50:00 My hair.
00:50:03 At least I got a cool pair of shoes.
00:50:09 I may not be much at this girlie stuff,
00:50:13 I can help too. I'm very connected
00:50:16 - Hi.
00:50:18 What?
00:50:19 - What do you guys want?
00:50:22 Okay, okay, okay.
00:50:38 Well, you wouldn't believe
00:50:41 Total wow.
00:50:43 - You come up here a lot?
00:50:47 Try to imagine what's going on
00:50:50 Do they have kids, are they being
00:50:55 You miss her?
00:50:58 Well, don't get me wrong,
00:51:02 I wouldn't give it up for anything
00:51:05 But, you know, I just wonder,
00:51:14 What's that?
00:51:16 If you don't know what a kiss is,
00:51:20 - No, that.
00:51:25 Zack, the disk you and Kylie found?
00:51:27 - The disk?
00:51:29 - Get down here right away.
00:51:38 - See anything strange?
00:51:42 I was talking about this.
00:51:45 - What is that?
00:51:49 Technically, this activates
00:51:53 Similar to the ones used
00:51:55 ...to receive premium channels.
00:51:58 Whatever he's planning,
00:52:02 ...in 30 minutes. I wanna be there.
00:52:06 Oh, no. I'm feeling
00:52:09 One day, Finkleman...
00:52:11 ...you'll find courage
00:52:14 Yeah. I was kind of hoping
00:52:18 Suit up, Zack. We're going in.
00:52:27 - Hey, sweetie.
00:52:29 - Hey, Maria. How you doing?
00:52:32 - You all right?
00:52:33 - Auntie Jean.
00:52:36 Hey, Kahuna, you forgot this.
00:52:38 I didn't forget.
00:52:41 You'll understand why later.
00:52:44 - Take care, Arch.
00:52:47 - I missed you.
00:52:50 - Uncle Stan.
00:52:52 Come on. The show's gonna start.
00:52:54 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:52:57 The master is here, the champion
00:53:01 You know him, you love him.
00:53:03 Mr. Bill Biscane.
00:53:05 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:53:10 I'll let you all know when there is
00:53:14 Kahuna is here.
00:53:16 And I guarantee, this will change
00:53:20 ...about television, that is.
00:53:28 Zack, direct your helmet camera
00:53:32 Towards the dish.
00:53:35 Hold it there, Zack.
00:53:37 That box is giving enough
00:53:41 Find anything?
00:53:43 - Yeah, I think so.
00:53:46 Are we ready?
00:53:48 Fifty-six now.
00:53:50 Fifty-five. Fifty-four.
00:53:54 If this man wants to conquer the world,
00:54:01 That's it.
00:54:03 Zack, I think I figured it out.
00:54:05 There's code hidden
00:54:08 I think it'll be used to broadcast
00:54:12 If anything happens, look inside.
00:54:15 - Forty-one.
00:54:20 Thirty-four. Thirty-three.
00:54:23 Thirty-two. Thirty-one.
00:54:41 Engage. Lift off.
00:54:45 Twenty-six. Twenty-five.
00:54:48 Twenty-four. Twenty-three.
00:54:53 Eighteen. Seventeen.
00:54:57 Sixteen. Fifteen.
00:55:07 Three. Two. One.
00:55:16 Look! There's Muggles!
00:55:39 Hello, Kahuna.
00:55:51 I can't see. I can't see.
00:55:59 - Where's Kahuna?
00:56:03 It's all right, ladies and gentlemen.
00:56:06 After the spots clear...
00:56:07 ...you'll realize it's just a special effect.
00:56:11 There was no real child.
00:56:15 It was all just for your entertainment.
00:56:21 Get out of the way, kids!
00:56:32 I'm all right.
00:56:33 Vandals! Security!
00:56:36 Vandals! Security!
00:56:39 Just in time. Arrest that man.
00:56:41 Whoa, hey.
00:56:43 Arresting you, officer. We'll start with
00:56:47 - We can explain.
00:56:49 - What's going on?
00:56:51 There's some mind-control thing
00:56:54 Next thing you know, she'll be saying
00:56:58 But they do speak
00:57:02 Get my coat.
00:57:03 The babies stumbled on to something.
00:57:07 We will clean all this up and resume
00:57:12 In the meantime,
00:57:17 - Wanna press charges?
00:57:20 You see, I am a generous
00:57:24 You're a real bad, bad, bad, bad man.
00:57:31 I may not understand your language,
00:57:35 Stay out of my way runt,
00:57:45 Will someone retrieve
00:57:50 Coat.
00:57:58 He wouldn't just leave us.
00:58:01 He'll come back
00:58:03 What are we going to do without him?
00:58:05 Don't worry. He'll be back.
00:58:08 I'll worry if I wanna worry.
00:58:10 There's never gonna be anyone
00:58:15 - So tough.
00:58:16 He was indeed one in a million.
00:58:19 - To the 14th power.
00:58:23 And who's gonna save the children
00:58:26 - Yeah.
00:58:29 You know what?
00:58:32 A whiny, drooling diaper jockey.
00:58:37 I don't have the brains to come up
00:58:41 ...like Kahuna.
00:58:43 I can kick some diaper,
00:58:49 Kahuna.
00:58:57 Hey, kids, if you're watching
00:59:01 It means something has happened
00:59:04 ...and the children of the world
00:59:08 I can't tell you what to do next,
00:59:12 Archie, you believed there was
00:59:16 Now I'm asking all of you
00:59:20 ...and believe in something even
00:59:24 - What's more powerful than that?
00:59:28 Every child has power.
00:59:33 All right, guys, I guess
00:59:38 Whatever you decide...
00:59:40 ...good luck.
00:59:43 Playtime is over.
00:59:46 We've gotta start believing
00:59:49 We're not just babies anymore.
00:59:51 We can be heroes.
00:59:53 - I'm down.
00:59:56 You have more power than 10 boys
00:59:59 You got that right. I'm in.
01:00:02 Finkleman, we can't do it without you.
01:00:06 Put your hand on the rattle
01:00:08 We've gotta work together
01:00:11 What do you say?
01:00:12 K for Kahuna!
01:00:19 Kahuna, Kahuna, Kahuna.
01:00:42 So how does it feel to be in chains?
01:00:45 I designed them myself, by the way.
01:00:48 From a titanium alloy.
01:00:50 You've got way too much time
01:00:53 I bet you don't know how
01:00:56 You altered the decoder box...
01:00:58 ...to reflect my laser beam
01:01:02 You snatched me while everybody
01:01:05 And you played right into it.
01:01:07 Anyway, I foiled your plot
01:01:11 You think that was my plot?
01:01:14 You are small, so you think small.
01:01:18 Why should I waste my time
01:01:21 ...when I can control the minds
01:01:24 In just a few hours...
01:01:26 ...all worldwide TV networks...
01:01:30 ...will be switching from their satellites
01:01:34 ...Telespace 3000.
01:01:37 Millions of couch potatoes
01:01:41 ...with nothing but the needs
01:01:45 Buying Biscane products, watching
01:01:49 Investing their life savings
01:01:52 All Biscane, all the time.
01:01:55 So it's true what they say.
01:01:56 There is nothing but junk
01:01:59 You're just jealous because
01:02:03 - He's always pulling me down!
01:02:07 This isn't over.
01:02:10 It will be at 6:00.
01:02:14 Enjoy your stay
01:02:17 I created it especially for you.
01:02:26 Is he gone?
01:02:51 Who's your decorator, Spider-Man?
01:02:53 Search him.
01:03:15 What can I tell you?
01:03:31 I'll take a 10 a. m. wake-up call.
01:03:47 Good night, sweet prince.
01:03:58 Is that your secret with children, Dan?
01:04:01 Did you actually communicate
01:04:05 The babies are missing again.
01:04:09 - What is going on around here?
01:04:16 - Did you see that?
01:04:19 You're not gonna believe this.
01:04:25 - Hey, Archie, I got the keys.
01:04:30 Okay, team, here we go.
01:04:35 - Archie!
01:04:36 ...do you kids think you're doing?
01:04:39 I have the Finklemans and Haley's
01:04:42 ...over your first disappearing act.
01:04:45 It's not that simple.
01:04:48 Before you say anything, just listen.
01:04:50 I tried to tell you before,
01:04:53 Bill Biscane is not the man
01:04:57 He does have a mind-control pulse
01:05:02 Sometimes you need to trust
01:05:06 - Kylie's cool.
01:05:08 The babies need your help.
01:05:11 - We can't do it without you.
01:05:14 Hey, Garbot, over here.
01:05:18 Activate laser scan.
01:05:20 I am active.
01:05:56 Lots of people talked
01:05:59 Caesar. Napoleon.
01:06:01 Darth Vader.
01:06:03 Darth Vader. But nobody's
01:06:08 Until now.
01:06:09 You truly are a great visionary.
01:06:13 Sir, we're ready to initiate
01:06:16 I'll take that off your hands.
01:06:22 Don't bother.
01:06:25 Hasta la vista, baby.
01:06:28 Get him!
01:06:40 - Where?
01:06:44 All right, wise guy, how you
01:07:29 Keep your eye on the radar.
01:07:40 How many people are in this car?
01:07:59 Zack? Zack?
01:08:05 - Holy...
01:08:09 Zack.
01:08:11 - Hey, what are you doing here?
01:08:15 - What's wrong?
01:08:18 ...is detecting a vehicle
01:08:21 That's me, Zack. I'm coming in.
01:08:24 This Kahuna guy must be super.
01:08:28 You guys spent the night here?
01:08:30 Mr. And Mrs. Bobbins?
01:08:32 Hi. You guys might wanna get ready.
01:08:36 Followed by a small army
01:08:39 I think I've got a way
01:08:42 Come on, guys. Come with me.
01:08:44 Let's get into the Imagination Station.
01:08:46 We can become our superselves
01:08:49 - Hello? We're outnumbered.
01:08:52 Remember, you have to believe.
01:08:54 Believe you can do anything you set
01:08:58 Oh, no. I'm getting nauseous again.
01:09:26 Right this way.
01:09:32 Right this way.
01:09:36 He's here.
01:09:38 He's right here.
01:09:43 He's here. He's here. We found it.
01:09:48 - Prepare units for a landing.
01:09:50 Single file.
01:09:52 So, Kahuna...
01:09:56 This is déjà vu all over again.
01:10:02 - I can't let you win.
01:10:06 I have my crack troops with me.
01:10:10 You haven't got a snowball's chance.
01:10:15 Nice spot.
01:10:17 A little candy cane for my taste,
01:10:23 I... I am even a little sad
01:10:27 You have been a formidable opponent.
01:10:30 Congratulations.
01:10:33 But this time, I am too many
01:10:37 And as always...
01:10:39 ...you are all alone.
01:10:40 - Kahuna is not alone.
01:10:44 - One of your little tricks?
01:10:46 - Not alone.
01:10:48 - Not alone.
01:10:50 ...that stands with Kahuna
01:10:57 - It's me.
01:11:02 And me.
01:11:07 Hey.
01:11:09 Me too.
01:11:12 - And me.
01:11:15 And us.
01:11:17 All right, team!
01:11:20 Well, as Genghis Khan once said:
01:11:23 "The more the merrier. "
01:11:26 You want it? Come and get it.
01:11:30 - I got it!
01:11:33 Now I'm excited.
01:11:34 All right, superbabies,
01:11:41 It's my turn!
01:11:46 Why not freshen up a little?
01:11:50 All right, Fink!
01:11:52 Come on, get them!
01:11:57 There it is. Get the disk!
01:12:00 - Open your eyes.
01:12:04 It's mine!
01:12:09 There it is! That's it! Get it, get it!
01:12:11 Boost me up! Boost me up!
01:12:15 You know, the old me would have
01:12:18 ...with a right hook. But Cupid Girl
01:12:25 Got you.
01:12:26 You can run, but you can't
01:12:31 I love you, man.
01:12:33 - Give me a hug, you big lug.
01:12:36 This is the worst news yet. Come on.
01:12:40 - Okay, Rosita!
01:12:43 Get them, get them!
01:12:44 Come on, they're babies.
01:12:47 You don't have
01:12:49 You don't have
01:12:53 Yes!
01:12:56 - I got it!
01:13:06 Nobody messes with my son.
01:13:10 - That's it! This is the idea!
01:13:12 - That's my husband.
01:13:18 - Right in the forbidden zone.
01:13:22 - Honey, are you okay?
01:13:28 - That disk belongs to me, girlie.
01:13:39 - Alex!
01:13:42 Get that one. And that one.
01:13:48 - Do it!
01:14:08 - Can a brother get some water?
01:14:12 Here.
01:14:15 Must find the communication center.
01:14:19 That looks like
01:14:22 Thanks, Kahuna.
01:14:27 Get back to work.
01:14:38 That should keep them
01:14:46 Got you.
01:14:47 All right, Brain Boy.
01:14:51 - Yeah.
01:14:56 You stay here. No one must pass.
01:14:59 - Right.
01:15:00 Alex, you were great.
01:15:02 All right, honey.
01:15:07 We did it!
01:15:09 Tascha. Tascha.
01:15:10 Wake up. Wake up.
01:15:13 It's me. Up here.
01:15:16 The disk. Throw it up here.
01:15:19 Come to papa. Come.
01:15:33 The disk!
01:15:44 I did it! I did it! I did it!
01:15:47 It's too late. It's too late.
01:15:51 Thanks to the power
01:15:53 ...I can bounce
01:15:56 ...off the satellite right from here.
01:15:59 If I didn't hate you so much,
01:16:02 What happened back then
01:16:04 - You don't have to keep hating me.
01:16:08 You think I went to all this trouble
01:16:11 - "Dad"?
01:16:14 Gee whiz, your little band of merry
01:16:18 Biscane here is Ken, my brother.
01:16:48 I should have been the one
01:16:55 I should have stayed young forever.
01:16:59 - It's over.
01:17:02 There's no fail-safe.
01:17:04 And this program will transmit
01:17:08 The satellite can't be shut down,
01:17:13 Ken, one. Kahuna, zip.
01:17:17 How does it feel, after all these years,
01:17:21 - How does it feel? Tell me.
01:17:25 Yeah, it feels bad. Feels really lousy,
01:17:28 There. Now, was that so hard?
01:17:31 There's still one trick
01:17:34 Really?
01:17:35 I'm about to become the most
01:17:38 Enlighten me.
01:17:41 How to make friends.
01:17:43 - Kids, now!
01:17:45 - Okay, kids.
01:17:47 Go, go! Come on, let's go get him.
01:17:50 No bodily harm.
01:17:52 Move, move! Move, move!
01:17:57 - That's it! No bodily...
01:18:01 Bye-bye, Biscane. You're walking.
01:18:04 - Good Biscane ball bashing, Alex.
01:18:08 We can't abort the satellite feed.
01:18:10 - There's no way to stop him?
01:18:13 - I've got the answer.
01:18:15 - Every day we get storytime.
01:18:19 I think I know what he's getting at.
01:18:22 Every day we have storytime.
01:18:24 It can be either a bad book
01:18:28 And we can't stop storytime.
01:18:30 But we can change the story
01:18:35 I can alter the mind-control message.
01:18:37 Instead of being robbed of their
01:18:41 And crank up the free will.
01:18:43 No. No, no!
01:18:45 No, you'll ruin everything.
01:18:47 Switch the mind-control message
01:18:50 They don't have to sit
01:18:53 - Will it work?
01:18:56 All right, Archie, hit the switch.
01:19:02 What're we watching
01:19:04 He's boring.
01:19:05 - Let's go outside and play.
01:19:12 We got it!
01:19:15 Way to go, kids!
01:19:18 I may have lost the battle,
01:19:22 I'll get this one!
01:19:23 Not so fast, Billy.
01:19:27 - That was pretty good.
01:19:33 That's my bad leg.
01:19:39 Oh, my God.
01:19:45 "To realize the power
01:19:49 This is how they became
01:19:52 ...for the real me to emerge.
01:19:56 Here I come!
01:20:09 Oh, no.
01:20:11 I hate babies.
01:20:14 - I hated being a baby.
01:20:18 I'll feed you.
01:20:20 I'll even change your diaper.
01:20:22 I'm warning you, Crowe.
01:20:24 I'm Bill Biscane. If you touch
01:20:27 - Oh, you dear boy.
01:20:31 Put me down.
01:20:33 This has gotta be the most
01:20:37 And you have a lot
01:20:40 - Well, where do I start?
01:20:43 You wanna hear the story?
01:20:44 Okay, guys. It's time for me
01:20:48 Maybe someday we could beat
01:20:51 ...and then we'd get
01:20:54 Deep down we both know, kids,
01:20:58 ...and you're not on it, you'll regret it.
01:21:02 ...maybe not tomorrow, but soon,
01:21:06 You don't have to leave.
01:21:10 You don't have to go away.
01:21:14 You know I can't do that.
01:21:16 - Why not?
01:21:19 I wanna work side by side
01:21:23 We'll always be friends.
01:21:26 Wait a second.
01:21:28 - Go back...
01:21:30 Is Kahuna leaving?
01:21:32 I'll tell you something, Arch,
01:21:36 - What's that?
01:21:39 ...at home.
01:21:44 Yeah.
01:21:46 Yeah, I really do.
01:21:50 - Who's the big hero?
01:21:53 Who's Daddy's little hero?
01:21:54 Take care, my friends.
01:21:56 - Say, "Bye, Kahuna. "
01:21:59 - Bye, Kahuna.
01:22:01 I'm gonna miss you.
01:22:06 Bye, Kahuna.
01:22:09 The consumer report
01:22:11 ...of children's books, music and toys
01:22:16 And the phenomenon continues.
01:22:18 For the second straight month,
01:22:22 Children are spending more time
01:22:27 Elsewhere in the news, a busload
01:22:31 ...when their runaway school bus
01:22:35 While the trauma of the incident
01:22:38 ...to claim some sort of superbaby
01:22:43 - ... that atmospheric conditions...
01:22:49 You miss him, don't you?
01:22:52 I'm the bogeyman. I'm the bogeyman.
01:22:55 You're the booger-man, you are.
01:22:58 Oh, that's not cool, Rosita.
01:23:02 Zack?
01:23:07 There's somebody here to see you.
01:23:25 Are you my... My mother?
01:23:29 - Mom, this is my friend, Kylie.
01:23:32 Kylie, this is my...
01:23:35 My mother.
01:23:45 Yay, Zack!
01:24:05 Kahuna.
01:24:07 Hey, Archie.
01:24:13 You're a full-fledged
01:24:16 That's official.
01:24:18 - See you.
01:24:21 I'll be seeing you.
01:24:24 I got an emergency
01:24:27 But I'll be back!