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00:01:50	Yo.
00:01:51	Hey, I was doing some research
00:01:53	...and I think I figured out
00:01:56	- The Vag-tastic Voyage.
00:01:59	The Vag-tastic Voyage
00:02:01	...they find random girls on the street,
00:02:05	...and then they bang them
00:02:07	It's like 13 bucks a month...
00:02:08	...and you get access
00:02:10	Like one's Latina, one's Asian,
00:02:15	...like feet and pee-pee and shit
00:02:17	That's disgusting.
00:02:19	I'm- What? I'm disgusting?
00:02:22	Don't make me feel weird
00:02:24	You're weird for not liking porn.
00:02:27	Peeing on people. That's normal?
00:02:29	Evan, I'm not saying
00:02:31	I'm just saying that
00:02:34	I don't know what I'm gonna be into
00:02:36	I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff.
00:02:38	I mean, like, if I'm paying top dollar,
00:02:41	Like some editing, transition,
00:02:44	Yeah, well, I'm sorry the Coen brothers
00:02:48	They're hard to get ahold of, okay?
00:02:50	Plus your parents are gonna be
00:02:53	Yeah, you're right. I probably should
00:03:00	What about, like, Perfect Ten?
00:03:02	Something like that, you know?
00:03:04	Like Perfect Ten?
00:03:06	Because that could be
00:03:08	They can't really get you for that.
00:03:12	Yeah, but they don't really show dick
00:03:16	I didn't realize that.
00:03:17	Plus, have you ever seen
00:03:21	Not for me.
00:03:22	Hi.
00:03:25	- Thanks for taking him, Seth.
00:03:28	- How are you?
00:03:30	Beautiful.
00:03:33	- Don't touch that.
00:03:35	- I'm not a piece of meat.
00:03:38	I can't imagine what you're gonna do
00:03:41	Evan told me
00:03:44	I got into some schools, some
00:03:48	- You gonna miss each other?
00:03:51	I don't- I don't miss each other.
00:03:53	I'm gonna cry myself
00:03:55	- Me too.
00:03:57	Go to school, boys.
00:03:59	- Bye, Mom.
00:04:03	I am truly jealous you got to suck
00:04:08	Yeah, well, at least you got to
00:04:23	Hey, Seth,
00:04:25	Don't be such a vagine, man.
00:04:30	You're being an idiot.
00:04:33	Fuck it. I'm about to graduate.
00:04:34	They should be sucking
00:04:38	It's the least they could do
00:04:44	- Oh, fuck me.
00:04:48	They're like little baby toes.
00:04:50	It's not fair
00:04:52	...and I have to hide
00:04:55	You know what I do?
00:04:57	It hides it and it feels awesome.
00:05:00	I almost blew a load
00:05:02	I mean, just imagine if girls weren't
00:05:06	...and just, like,
00:05:07	I mean, that's the world
00:05:11	It's been two years since I've seen
00:05:14	Shauna?
00:05:16	Yeah.
00:05:17	Yeah, I guess so.
00:05:20	Exactly. She was too hot, okay?
00:05:23	How can that suck?
00:05:26	You got, like, two dozen handjobs.
00:05:28	Yes, and three-quarters of a blowjob,
00:05:30	Look, it was the peak
00:05:33	...and it happened way too early.
00:05:35	- You're like Orson Welles.
00:05:37	If I'd paced myself,
00:05:39	...With a decent-looking girl.
00:05:41	I honestly see now why Orson Welles
00:05:44	You'll have sex in college,
00:05:46	But the point is to be good at sex
00:05:49	You don't want girls thinking
00:05:52	I still think you have
00:05:55	She got incredibly hot over
00:05:57	...and she obviously
00:05:59	...because she's still talking to you
00:06:02	Are you out of your mind?
00:06:05	She dated Dan Remick, who's had
00:06:08	Jason Stone, who looks like
00:06:12	Matt Muir.
00:06:15	Have you ever stared into his eyes?
00:06:17	It was like the first time
00:06:20	Why would she end
00:06:23	Becca dated Eric Rosecrantz
00:06:25	Yeah, but he's a fucking idiot.
00:06:28	That's why you need to stop-
00:06:31	That's why you need to stop
00:06:33	You could bang her
00:06:35	And I'm not gonna dance around it,
00:06:38	I'm tired of you talking
00:06:41	What, you can talk about her all day
00:06:45	Well, I don't constantly insult her.
00:06:46	I'm not trying to insult her.
00:06:48	I'm just saying that
00:06:51	She looks like she can take a dick.
00:06:53	Some women pride themselves
00:06:55	Dick-taking abilities? You think
00:06:58	The fucked-up thing is,
00:07:01	If a woman tried to compliment me on
00:07:05	Hey, yo, Seth.
00:07:08	What?
00:07:09	Did you hear I'm having
00:07:14	- No.
00:07:17	- Oh, shit!
00:07:20	Tell your fucking faggot friend
00:07:28	So Jesse wanted me to tell you...
00:07:30	...you're a fucking faggot
00:07:32	You really bitched out
00:07:34	I bitched out?
00:07:36	You bitched out, man,
00:07:39	You fucking left me hanging.
00:07:40	Did you want me to dive
00:07:45	Come on, guys, let's go!
00:08:03	This is bullshit.
00:08:04	Pussy.
00:08:07	If I equals the square root
00:08:11	...then I squared equals
00:08:17	In other words,
00:08:19	...you can then define the square roots
00:08:23	So I is an imaginary number.
00:08:28	If I equals the square root
00:08:31	...then I squared equals
00:08:33	Is this making s-? Okay.
00:08:43	- Okay, bye.
00:08:44	- Evan, hey.
00:08:46	- Hey, thank you for your pen.
00:08:48	No problem. No, no, don't worry.
00:08:51	You won't have to borrow one again
00:08:54	- Thank you so much, that's...
00:08:59	So I was gonna ask you...
00:09:00	...did you hear about
00:09:03	- It should be fun.
00:09:07	- Really?
00:09:09	- My R.S.V.P.
00:09:10	So far.
00:09:11	There's so much other fun shit
00:09:14	...that I can't really commit and,
00:09:18	Fun shit? But I never see you
00:09:21	That's because of
00:09:24	I'd love to be at all of them, but...
00:09:26	Why weren't you
00:09:28	There was so many things
00:09:30	I couldn't find a minute
00:09:32	- What did you do?
00:09:39	I had some friends over,
00:09:41	That's Vag-tastic!
00:09:43	I hung out in my basement,
00:09:46	Like "relax" and "chill"
00:09:50	Seth's parents
00:09:52	We got to hang around adults,
00:09:55	You converse, you talk to people
00:09:58	I talked to a man who claimed he had
00:10:02	Then we went to a nightclub, which
00:10:06	- Gonna look at tits right now!
00:10:10	- You got in?
00:10:11	- Wanna do this, 'roid monkey?
00:10:13	Then we called it a night.
00:10:17	What the fuck?!
00:10:19	You would've loved it. It was
00:10:22	That sounds like a lot of fun.
00:10:24	You know, I'd love to go
00:10:27	Who wouldn't? I mean, it was like...
00:10:29	...me and Seth are
00:10:32	...fun, sort of,
00:10:35	I guess you guys are really
00:10:38	We were going to,
00:10:41	Really? That sucks.
00:10:43	Yeah, I mean, it's not too bad.
00:10:47	Not too worried about it, really.
00:10:48	Don't worry about it.
00:10:52	- All right, well, thank you for the pen.
00:10:56	- Bye.
00:10:59	Bye, Evan.
00:11:11	Mrs. Hayworth, I joined this class
00:11:14	But she's never here, and I don't get
00:11:18	I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth.
00:11:20	I know, but look at Evan, okay?
00:11:24	Don't keep me waiting much longer.
00:11:27	You know what I'm talking about.
00:11:30	I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone,
00:11:34	...and I gotta look over at that.
00:11:35	Looks like the most fun
00:11:38	And it's B.S. Excuse my language.
00:11:41	I'm like a single mother.
00:11:43	We all know Home Ec is a joke,
00:11:45	Everyone takes this class to get an A.
00:11:48	I'm not putting down your profession,
00:11:51	I don't wanna sit here alone
00:11:54	No offense. And I just think
00:11:58	When am I gonna need
00:12:00	Am I gonna be a chef? No.
00:12:02	There's three weeks left in school.
00:12:05	I'm sorry for cursing.
00:12:08	All right, Jules' partner isn't here
00:12:11	Pair up with her. Station four.
00:12:13	Jules?
00:12:16	All right. I'll give it another shot.
00:12:18	I'll give Home Ec another shot.
00:12:29	Hey, Jules.
00:12:32	- That's kind of a personal question.
00:12:35	Nothing. It's my attempt at humor.
00:12:38	Oh, like coming.
00:12:40	Like "coming" coming.
00:12:44	Wow, that was a little too far
00:12:47	Yeah. It's pretty far.
00:12:50	No, don't worry.
00:12:53	My older brother says, like,
00:12:55	Like he called me "hymen"
00:12:58	- That's sick. That's not even clever.
00:13:01	I know.
00:13:02	I would've gone with something
00:13:04	You know, like- Like-
00:13:07	Or like "nuts. " Yeah, that's funny.
00:13:12	Fucking funny.
00:13:14	- I can't believe that.
00:13:18	...mix it up.
00:13:54	Yeah, Hayworth will notice this,
00:13:59	- The whole thing?
00:14:02	Okay.
00:14:03	- And now it looks professional.
00:14:06	- It's beautifully done.
00:14:11	So, what are you doing tonight?
00:14:14	- Probably nothing. Why?
00:14:16	My parents are gone
00:14:18	I don't really know how many people
00:14:21	...but you could stop by
00:14:24	Yeah, I love parties.
00:14:26	Really?
00:14:28	I just don't really ever
00:14:31	You know, it's a love-hate thing.
00:14:33	So, like, you know, right now,
00:14:37	- Yeah.
00:14:40	Yeah.
00:14:41	Hey, Miroki, could we have
00:14:44	Dude, Jules is having
00:14:47	Hey!
00:14:49	- Don't tell Fogell about the party.
00:14:52	I was just walking down the hall
00:14:56	She's wearing these tight white pants
00:14:59	...and you could see right
00:15:12	It's 10:33.
00:15:17	What?
00:15:20	I told her what time it was.
00:15:22	That's the coolest fucking story
00:15:25	- Can I hear it again? You have time?
00:15:28	I'll miss your knee-slappers
00:15:31	While you guys are at Dartmouth,
00:15:33	...Where the girls are half as smart
00:15:36	What are you guys doing tonight?
00:15:39	We got nothing.
00:15:41	No? Well, if nothing comes up,
00:15:44	You're always calling me a pussy,
00:15:47	At lunch, I'm going to the same place
00:15:50	...to pick up my brand-new fake ID.
00:15:53	Yeah. Fake ID. Fake ID. I'm tight.
00:15:57	That's insane. Evan was like,
00:15:59	We shouldn't tell Fogell. "
00:16:03	You could buy us booze now.
00:16:05	Yeah, I'll- Sure, I'll buy the booze.
00:16:09	We're gonna party
00:16:11	If you're not in this class,
00:16:14	Fogell! Hi.
00:16:16	Okay. Gotta go.
00:16:17	Well done. Seriously.
00:16:20	You tell that idiot
00:16:22	Not yet. No.
00:16:23	All right, well, you better.
00:16:26	Seth, it's dishes time.
00:16:28	We're getting a fake ID, so...
00:16:30	- It's not like a big deal.
00:16:33	But you guys have, like,
00:16:36	...so do you wanna get to work?
00:16:37	Well, we got into
00:16:40	So you're cutting the cord?
00:16:42	Nothing. Jeez, what does
00:16:45	The world's gonna explode if we
00:16:48	I mean, we're not dependent
00:16:51	We met when we were 8.
00:16:53	I was. I mean, it's like,
00:16:56	No. All right, I gotta take a piss.
00:16:58	My dick's not gonna shake itself.
00:17:03	- He's a crack-up.
00:17:08	Well, at least
00:17:11	Thank God, man.
00:17:12	I'm excited.
00:17:14	I would do terrible, disgusting things
00:17:18	- Unforgivable things.
00:17:20	I'd give my middle nut
00:17:22	Becca's a bitch.
00:17:25	You know what? I'm seriously
00:17:27	...talking about her like that,
00:17:30	- Me too.
00:17:32	You've never given me a reason.
00:17:35	- Fuck no, man! I hate Becca.
00:17:38	Fine, Evan. Here it comes.
00:17:41	When I was a little kid,
00:17:44	And it's not even that big of a deal.
00:17:45	Something like 8 percent of kids
00:17:48	For some reason, I don't know why,
00:17:57	...and draw pictures of dicks.
00:18:00	What?
00:18:02	Draw pictures of dicks.
00:18:04	Dicks?
00:18:06	Like a man dick?
00:18:08	Yeah. Like a man dick.
00:18:13	I'd sit there for hours, drawing dicks.
00:18:17	I couldn't touch the pen to paper
00:18:21	- That's fucked.
00:18:23	Here I am, this little kid...
00:18:25	...and I can't stop drawing dicks
00:18:37	All right. I mean, I don't see
00:18:40	Just listen. Okay?
00:18:42	Your precious little Becca
00:18:46	And in the classroom is where
00:18:50	I was very secretive about this
00:18:54	Even I thought I was fucking crazy.
00:18:56	Imagine what everyone else
00:18:57	So I would stash
00:19:00	...in this Ghostbusters lunchbox
00:19:03	So one day I'm finishing up this
00:19:07	All of a sudden...
00:19:08	Pussy!
00:19:13	You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
00:19:15	Yeah. I know.
00:19:33	Oh, my God!
00:19:34	She starts crying. She flips out.
00:19:39	He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox
00:19:41	...and he fucking flips out.
00:19:52	He calls in my parents. Turns out this
00:19:56	...and he thinks I'm possessed
00:19:58	My parents make me see a therapist,
00:20:02	They made me stop eating foods
00:20:04	No hot dogs, no Popsicles.
00:20:06	You know how many foods are
00:20:09	Yeah.
00:20:11	Well, I don't-
00:20:15	- Super gay.
00:20:18	- Let's just go get some dessert.
00:20:21	I'm picking out my classes
00:20:24	So I gotta sit and eat dessert alone,
00:20:29	I gue- Yeah, I mean,
00:20:33	I don't know. Nothing. It's fine.
00:20:35	- Just relax, man. I'll see you later.
00:20:46	Hey, pussy.
00:20:49	Fuck off.
00:20:51	Just the one. Just the one. Not both.
00:20:52	- So I'll call Andy and Greg.
00:20:54	And I'll bring the '80s dance music.
00:20:57	- Yeah, yeah.
00:20:59	Seth! Hi. There you are.
00:21:01	- Here I am.
00:21:04	So you're coming to my party tonight?
00:21:07	Yeah, why? Should I not come?
00:21:10	Oh, no. No.
00:21:13	You said something earlier about,
00:21:16	Yeah, I'm gonna get one.
00:21:19	I'm getting that for sure.
00:21:23	Can you get us booze?
00:21:27	Yeah. I can.
00:21:29	- Really? Seriously?
00:21:31	That would be awesome.
00:21:33	Because we were worried about that.
00:21:36	Plus, you know, you scratch
00:21:38	Well, Jules, the funny thing
00:21:41	...is that it's located on my cock.
00:21:46	So you do want alcohol?
00:21:48	You do or you don't?
00:21:50	- Yeah.
00:21:52	- Well-
00:21:54	This is actually kind of a big favor.
00:21:56	Because my parents left me like
00:22:00	But the house is full of food,
00:22:03	...on, you know,
00:22:06	That's really nice. I don't think
00:22:10	- It's cool?
00:22:12	- Okay. Thank you.
00:22:13	I mean, seriously, that's really-
00:22:16	So should I just get a shitload
00:22:21	Well, you gotta get me
00:22:23	Kyle's Killer Lemonade. That's kind of
00:22:27	So- Okay, so then
00:22:30	Go to the ball, guys.
00:22:32	Evan. Get into the game.
00:22:34	Kick it over to me.
00:22:36	Seth! Get off the field!
00:22:39	Get out of here.
00:22:41	Just fucking listen, okay?
00:22:42	Jules and her stupid fucking friend
00:22:46	But not just her, for her whole party.
00:22:49	By some miracle, we were paired up
00:22:53	Thought of me enough to decide
00:22:56	...with the whole fun-ness of her party.
00:22:59	She wants my dick
00:23:02	Did you think that maybe
00:23:05	- She doesn't want your dick.
00:23:07	The first thing that came
00:23:09	My older brother always says
00:23:12	Like he called me "hymen"
00:23:14	Seth, I wanna blow you.
00:23:17	She didn't say that. Come on.
00:23:18	She didn't say the second part,
00:23:20	She's got an older brother.
00:23:23	She looked me in the eyes and said:
00:23:25	"Seth, Mom is making a pubie salad.
00:23:29	She's D.T.F.
00:23:31	P in vagi.
00:23:34	Tonight is the night
00:23:37	You sound like an idiot.
00:23:40	No. Dude, I know
00:23:43	But she's gonna be at the party
00:23:46	She likes me at least a little.
00:23:50	Two weeks, handjob.
00:23:52	And then I make her my girlfriend.
00:23:54	And I've got, like,
00:23:56	By the time college rolls around...
00:23:58	...I'll be like the Iron Chef
00:24:00	Can we talk about this later?
00:24:02	What the fuck, Evan?
00:24:04	Fucking calm down, Greg.
00:24:06	- It's soccer.
00:24:08	Hey, Greg, why don't you go
00:24:10	- That was eight years ago, asshole.
00:24:13	Do you wanna hear the best part?
00:24:15	You do the same thing with her.
00:24:17	When you guys are shitfaced,
00:24:19	This is our last party
00:24:22	I've ignored my hatred for Becca
00:24:25	I'm flexing nuts. Just fucking
00:24:28	...and stop being a pussy
00:24:30	...and we can fucking
00:24:34	- I should buy Becca alcohol?
00:24:36	That way you know she'll be drunk.
00:24:39	"I was so shitfaced last night.
00:24:43	We could be that mistake!
00:24:46	Have you talked to Fogell?
00:24:48	All right, you talk to Becca.
00:24:51	Don't worry.
00:24:52	- Seth, get off the field!
00:24:55	- You're getting that!
00:25:01	Hey, Becca. Hey, hold up.
00:25:03	- Oh, hey.
00:25:04	Hi. Did you hear
00:25:07	Yeah. Yeah, I just heard.
00:25:09	Yeah. Yeah, I'm going.
00:25:11	- Really?
00:25:13	That's why I came looking for you.
00:25:14	Me and the guys are gonna
00:25:17	And I just thought, you know...
00:25:18	...if you needed someone
00:25:21	I could be that person.
00:25:23	Yeah.
00:25:25	Yeah, no, that would be great.
00:25:26	That would save me such a hassle,
00:25:30	Could you get me, like,
00:25:32	Yeah. That's the one
00:25:35	- Yeah. The girly one.
00:25:38	Well, I'll pay you back at the party.
00:25:40	No, you won't.
00:25:42	- Really?
00:25:43	It's the first of many too,
00:25:46	Well, thank you.
00:25:49	Yeah, no problem.
00:25:58	- I'm sorry. It was an accident.
00:26:00	I was gonna give you a nudge-
00:26:03	I didn't mean-
00:26:04	- Hey, Becca.
00:26:06	- Hey.
00:26:07	- What's up, Evan?
00:26:08	- We should get to class.
00:26:10	- So I will see you tonight.
00:26:12	- Really, don't worry.
00:26:14	- Bye.
00:26:16	Bye.
00:26:19	Sorry.
00:26:29	Where's that sack of shit, Fogell?
00:26:31	I'm here with my thumb up my ass.
00:26:33	I did it, dude.
00:26:35	It was pimp.
00:26:37	- Like one of those pimps.
00:26:40	- That's what I was afraid of.
00:26:45	Sh- we're screwed.
00:26:47	- Okay? We're screwed.
00:26:48	This is what we get
00:26:51	He pussied out.
00:26:54	What are you making?
00:26:56	I'm just drilling holes.
00:27:00	What do we tell the girls,
00:27:03	...we promised because
00:27:06	Now we're never gonna bone
00:27:09	How'd he get into Dartmouth?
00:27:13	All right,
00:27:15	- Yo, guys! What's up?
00:27:18	You almost gave me
00:27:20	- Let me see it. Did you pussy out?
00:27:23	It's flawless. Check it.
00:27:26	Hawaii?
00:27:27	All right, that's good.
00:27:30	Wait, you changed your name
00:27:34	- Yeah.
00:27:37	What kind of a stupid name is that?
00:27:40	They let you pick any name you want
00:27:43	And you landed on McLovin?
00:27:45	Yeah, it was between that
00:27:47	Why the fuck would it be
00:27:49	Why not just pick
00:27:52	Mohammad is the most common name
00:27:55	Have you ever met anyone
00:27:57	Have you ever met anyone
00:27:59	No, that's why you picked
00:28:01	- Fuck you.
00:28:03	All right. You look like a future
00:28:06	Number two, it doesn't even have
00:28:10	What? One name?
00:28:11	One name? Who are you, Seal?
00:28:14	Fogell, this ID says
00:28:16	Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
00:28:18	Seth, Seth, Seth.
00:28:20	Every day, hundreds of kids go into
00:28:24	...and every single one
00:28:26	How many 21-year-olds
00:28:28	It's called fucking strategy.
00:28:29	Let's stay calm, okay?
00:28:32	It's a fine ID. It'll- It's gonna work.
00:28:35	This isn't terrible.
00:28:38	This guy's gonna think,
00:28:41	...or "Here's McLovin, the 25-year-old
00:28:45	Okay? So, what's it gonna be?
00:28:48	I am McLovin.
00:28:50	No, you're not. No one's McLovin.
00:28:53	...because that's a made-up, dumb,
00:28:57	Jeez, man. It'll work.
00:28:59	Did you move my-?
00:29:01	Where is my car?
00:29:02	Oh, my God, man.
00:29:04	What did I say to you?
00:29:06	Why would you park
00:29:09	Shut the fuck up, Fogell.
00:29:11	I mean, because you're not staff.
00:29:13	I know that, Fagell! I know that!
00:29:19	Evan, let's go to your house.
00:29:22	Wait, are you guys
00:29:26	Can you answer me?
00:29:32	Man, don't you have
00:29:36	- It'll be fine.
00:29:37	Why don't you just wear
00:29:39	I can't do that. I can't let Jules
00:29:42	It's completely unbecoming.
00:29:44	No one's gotten a handjob
00:29:48	I have to kill these guys.
00:29:51	Really? Yeah, that's what
00:29:54	Then why don't you go
00:29:56	That's the dumbest thing ever.
00:29:58	My parents will see that my car's
00:30:01	These fucking terrorists
00:30:04	Where did I leave the M16?
00:30:05	Do you have any bigger clothes
00:30:09	Fuck me. I can't-
00:30:12	That's fun.
00:30:14	If you can't even win,
00:30:17	Do you wanna go see
00:30:43	What the fuck?
00:30:48	What the hell is that?
00:30:49	It's a fucking vest, dumbass.
00:30:52	- I'm trying to look older.
00:30:54	- It's just a vest.
00:30:57	If we get it now, we can get
00:31:00	No way, man. I work there.
00:31:02	Nobody said anything about you,
00:31:05	You really fucked me on this one.
00:31:07	So now I'm gonna steal the booze.
00:31:09	Don't do this.
00:31:12	Mike Snider's ID always works.
00:31:14	Mike Snider's ID doesn't have
00:31:18	I thought you Dartmouth guys would
00:31:22	Now Seth's gotta
00:31:25	He won't do it. Don't worry.
00:31:27	I forgot to tell you, my mom said we
00:31:30	Shut the fuck up,
00:31:32	Just be quiet.
00:31:34	You still haven't told him
00:31:37	Fogell, shut the fuck up.
00:31:38	And take off your vest.
00:31:41	Okay. You got it.
00:31:52	Hope piggy can run.
00:32:10	How old are you?
00:32:12	Twenty-two.
00:32:14	You certainly are.
00:32:17	Okay.
00:32:19	Thank you kindly. Will that do?
00:32:22	Certainly will. Thank you, Seth.
00:32:24	Hey, thank you.
00:32:37	You dropped your purse, ma'am.
00:32:38	Would you like some help?
00:32:40	Well, that would be lovely,
00:32:42	Would you like me
00:32:46	That would be lovely.
00:32:48	- Enjoy your remaining years.
00:32:51	- Enjoy fucking Jules.
00:33:13	Don't do it, kid.
00:33:18	I never had a choice.
00:33:29	You fucking killed her!
00:33:31	No!
00:33:43	Where's all the stolen liquor?
00:33:46	Piss off! I was gonna do it,
00:33:49	You never would've done it.
00:33:50	Let's go to a liquor store
00:33:54	Wait, I'm gonna go put my vest
00:34:23	All right. Here we are. This is it.
00:34:25	- You ready? Yeah?
00:34:28	- Here's the money and the list.
00:34:31	- Thank you. What's the list for?
00:34:35	We're gonna get alcohol
00:34:38	We put a lot of time into this list,
00:34:41	It's perfect.
00:34:42	Ouzo, bourbon,
00:34:45	Goldslick Vodka. That's for Becca.
00:34:48	Raspberry vodka, Scotch...
00:34:51	And Kyle's Killer Lemonade.
00:34:53	This is a lot. I don't know
00:34:56	What difference does it make?
00:34:57	I don't know, man.
00:35:01	- Are you okay?
00:35:04	- Calm down.
00:35:07	What if I go in
00:35:09	Then we're in the same place
00:35:11	- Who cares?
00:35:13	Everybody sees them
00:35:15	What if they make me
00:35:18	This whole thing
00:35:21	So grow a pair of nuts and fucking
00:35:24	What if I don't feel like it
00:35:27	Then I'll fucking kill you, okay?
00:35:29	I'll stab you
00:35:31	No, you can do this, man.
00:35:33	Killing me won't get you alcohol.
00:35:36	Then I'll cut
00:35:38	...throw it over mine and get your ID
00:35:41	Oh, really? You don't have
00:35:44	...to pull off a procedure like that,
00:35:47	Peace.
00:35:49	Fogell, just be cool, man.
00:35:51	You're the hero.
00:35:55	Sorry.
00:36:27	Is there a problem here, sir?
00:36:29	No. No problem whatsoever.
00:36:35	Sir, did you do this? On the floor?
00:36:38	No.
00:36:40	And you should really clean this up.
00:36:42	Someone could really
00:36:46	Fuck my life.
00:36:48	We're so fucked.
00:36:50	This plan's been fucked
00:36:52	Okay, just calm down.
00:36:55	Hey, so did you bring a condom
00:36:58	You brought a condom with you?
00:37:00	Yeah. I figured
00:37:02	I brought a little bottle
00:37:07	You laughed in my face
00:37:10	That doesn't mean
00:37:13	- You didn't even bring a condom?
00:37:15	No, Evan,
00:37:17	You did this
00:37:19	We've never discussed, like, any plan,
00:37:23	I had, like, a general outline.
00:37:26	I was gonna go down on her
00:37:29	She would love that. She'd be smitten.
00:37:32	Or I dry hump the shit out of her leg.
00:37:34	Well, I just- I don't see the harm
00:37:38	And one little bottle
00:37:40	Yeah, one little bottle
00:37:42	- Evan, that's psycho shit, man.
00:37:45	That's, like, Charles Manson shit.
00:37:47	What, do you think Becca's gonna be
00:37:51	"Oh, Evan. Thank you for bringing
00:37:54	I never would've been able to handle
00:37:58	...inside my pussy
00:38:01	- Okay, that's- That's enough.
00:38:03	These girls are 18,
00:38:06	- They're good to go.
00:38:08	Don't make me feel like that.
00:38:11	- This is a nice kind.
00:38:13	- An impressive kind.
00:38:16	- That's cool.
00:38:17	- That's funny.
00:38:19	You owe me 6 bucks because I'm not
00:38:24	Hello, Mindy.
00:38:39	I love that stuff.
00:38:43	You know, I heard they recently
00:38:51	Okay.
00:38:53	I'm gonna need to see
00:38:58	Really?
00:38:59	Makes me feel young again.
00:39:04	Oh, shit, it's Cary Hutchins.
00:39:09	She had the biggest tits
00:39:11	I heard she got
00:39:13	What? Making your tits smaller?
00:39:15	That's like slapping God
00:39:18	She had back problems, man.
00:39:20	And it's not just making them smaller.
00:39:23	They make them
00:39:26	I gotta catch a glimpse
00:39:28	Let's make a move.
00:39:31	- She's going around the corner.
00:39:39	Okay. Your total is 96.59.
00:39:52	I don't believe it!
00:39:54	Are you okay, mister?
00:39:57	What the shit was that?
00:40:01	I don't believe it.
00:40:05	I don't believe it.
00:40:07	I don't know, man.
00:40:09	But now that she can jog comfortably,
00:40:16	What is this? What's that?
00:40:21	Oh, man.
00:40:27	Holy shit, they busted Fogell.
00:40:30	How did this happen, Evan?
00:40:32	His dad's gonna fucking kill him.
00:40:34	Look, okay?
00:40:35	He assaulted the customer,
00:40:39	So...
00:40:40	- How-?
00:40:42	- Say when, height-wise.
00:40:45	- I'll start on the bottom and-
00:40:48	Whatever 5'10" is,
00:40:50	Ethnically, I mean, did- what-?
00:40:54	I mean, was he-?
00:41:00	A woman?
00:41:01	- Female?
00:41:02	- Is that what you're asking?
00:41:05	- Like...
00:41:06	- African?
00:41:07	- Was he African?
00:41:09	No. He was American,
00:41:11	- He looked just like you.
00:41:15	- It's an odd crime for a Jew.
00:41:17	Okay, so we have an African Jew
00:41:21	No, you don't. No. That's not what
00:41:25	I said he looked like you.
00:41:28	- No, I look like a cop.
00:41:32	He was Caucasian.
00:41:34	- Caucasian.
00:41:36	- Okay.
00:41:37	Kind of looked like Eminem.
00:41:40	- An M&M.
00:41:41	- So he was circular-?
00:41:44	- The rapper, Eminem.
00:41:48	- I'm an amateur. I kind of-
00:41:51	Longer face? Bigger nose?
00:41:55	Open? A gap?
00:41:57	Is there another squad car in the area
00:42:02	I don't seem to be getting any.
00:42:04	Okay, so just walk me through again
00:42:07	He- He- He came in, he's wielding-
00:42:10	He's wielding something. He hits
00:42:14	And then he jumps over you,
00:42:18	- I did not say that.
00:42:20	Look, I can't do this. I told you already,
00:42:23	Can you understand that?
00:42:28	Goddamn it. This is bullshit.
00:42:30	This is some bullshit.
00:42:33	Well, apparently someone
00:42:35	How'd you know?
00:42:38	You. You're the one
00:42:40	- Yeah.
00:42:41	First things first.
00:42:48	My name?
00:42:50	It's M- McLov- McLovin.
00:42:54	McLovin?
00:42:56	Yeah.
00:42:58	Now, what's your first name?
00:43:00	What?
00:43:01	- Your first name?
00:43:04	Technically I don't have a first name,
00:43:10	But we're the police.
00:43:12	We just wanna get
00:43:16	- Come on.
00:43:17	- Come on!
00:43:20	I don't believe this bullshit.
00:43:23	I didn't know you could get arrested
00:43:27	- Are they gonna take him downtown?
00:43:29	He got arrested, okay?
00:43:32	We need a new way to get liq-
00:43:33	Fuck! The money, man! Fuck!
00:43:37	Why are you talking about money?
00:43:39	That doesn't matter anymore. I lost
00:43:43	Are we gonna bust him out of jail?
00:43:47	Fuck Fogell. We need a new way to
00:43:51	All right, you need to calm down.
00:43:54	- We need to think this out.
00:44:00	Seth!
00:44:01	- What the fuck happened?
00:44:04	You all right? You okay?
00:44:07	I am so sorry, man. I am so sorry.
00:44:10	I didn't even effing see you at all, man.
00:44:14	So it's just McLovin?
00:44:18	Yeah.
00:44:20	- That's badass.
00:44:23	- Really cool.
00:44:24	- Lot of people with weird names.
00:44:27	Rafe. Pax.
00:44:29	We arrested a man-lady
00:44:32	Think he was Vietnamese,
00:44:34	But it's still shocking
00:44:36	- Okay, and how old are you, McLovin?
00:44:41	Old enough for what?
00:44:45	To party.
00:44:51	Can I see your ID?
00:44:54	Yeah, I think I have it.
00:45:20	- You're an organ donor.
00:45:24	I didn't wanna, but my wife insisted.
00:45:26	I give him shit for it too. All the time.
00:45:28	I say, "It's just like a woman.
00:45:31	...they wanna tear your heart out. "
00:45:34	- I say it weekly and it's still funny.
00:45:37	- Really funny.
00:45:39	I'm sorry, guys.
00:45:42	He just hit me,
00:45:45	- I don't know if I can help you.
00:45:47	Yeah, kind of had to catch that bus.
00:45:50	- Where were you headed?
00:45:54	- We can take you there.
00:45:57	- Why waste 2 bucks?
00:46:00	Please don't report me, man.
00:46:03	Why the fuck wouldn't I report you?
00:46:08	Because I'll do anything.
00:46:10	Please, okay? Anything.
00:46:13	...fucking anything.
00:46:15	Name anything. Name it. Name it.
00:46:19	All right, look. Hey, man. All right.
00:46:22	Listen, you can trust me, okay?
00:46:24	I'm gonna be totally honest with you.
00:46:29	I have a warrant out
00:46:31	Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys.
00:46:35	I'll be honest with you for a second.
00:46:37	You better get us a shitload of cash
00:46:39	...or you're going to fucking prison.
00:46:41	What are you doing, man?
00:46:44	No, let's not-
00:46:46	- Cough it up.
00:46:47	Don't know if we should be
00:46:49	We're working together. It's like
00:46:53	Seven bucks?
00:46:54	Are you fucking serious? This isn't
00:46:58	- It's all I have, man. It's all I have.
00:47:02	- My back! My back. Cops, my back.
00:47:06	All right, listen.
00:47:08	I'm going over to this party
00:47:11	It's got booze, it's got girls.
00:47:15	I don't know. Do you?
00:47:17	- I think you do. Do you?
00:47:20	Definite yes, then.
00:47:22	- Give me one sec to talk to him.
00:47:24	Yeah, yeah. Do what you gotta do.
00:47:28	Just talk it out. Hey, I'm a nice guy.
00:47:31	- Come on, it's great.
00:47:34	- What are you doing?
00:47:35	I lost Jules' money,
00:47:38	...we don't have any choice.
00:47:40	I don't like this idea. This guy's
00:47:43	What? He looks like a guy.
00:47:46	- What is your problem?
00:47:49	You totally look like his brother.
00:47:51	You totally
00:47:54	You do.
00:47:57	You promised Becca
00:47:59	If you don't, she's gonna have
00:48:01	That's all I'm saying. Come on.
00:48:04	We bingo, bango, ready to go, go?
00:48:07	- Good luck on your exam tomorrow.
00:48:09	- You don't wanna ride the bus.
00:48:12	- You know why?
00:48:14	People piss on them.
00:48:21	You know, one of you bros could've
00:48:26	- We're fine back here.
00:48:28	Safe in the back seat.
00:48:34	- Oh, my God.
00:48:36	- Hey, Jules.
00:48:39	Seth. Hey, where are you?
00:48:41	I'm in a cab right now,
00:48:44	Good. I can't wait
00:48:46	Well, I hope your friends
00:48:50	I'm sure they will be.
00:48:52	- Okay, I'll see you soon.
00:48:55	Oh, man! Dude, this is crazy.
00:48:57	She called, she said,
00:49:00	That sounds like
00:49:03	Who's gonna give it to her, huh,
00:49:08	Man.
00:49:10	You guys on MySpace, or...?
00:49:25	Officers? I can answer those
00:49:29	We get the gist of it. You were
00:49:33	Don't worry about it.
00:49:35	- Case closed.
00:49:49	- But it was only one guy.
00:49:53	How am I supposed to
00:49:55	This job really isn't how, you know,
00:49:58	When I first joined the force, I assumed
00:50:02	...and there was some, like,
00:50:05	...that had every bad guy's semen in it.
00:50:08	I often go to sleep and dream of
00:50:11	...everything's covered in semen.
00:50:14	Lt'd be nice.
00:50:16	If the man had ejaculated
00:50:18	...we'd have a shot at catching him.
00:50:20	- No way.
00:50:23	- No semen.
00:50:30	Michaels here, he's six months in.
00:50:35	He's young,
00:50:38	Learning you are, young padawan.
00:50:40	Thank you very much.
00:50:43	- That's Yoda.
00:50:46	From Attack of the Clones?
00:50:47	We have a 245 at East 24 and
00:50:52	Car 98 on it.
00:50:54	See, Michaels, you always
00:50:57	...better or worse,
00:51:00	Pretty sweet, huh?
00:51:01	- True that. Amazing thinking.
00:51:04	We got a situation at Bailey's,
00:51:07	Actually, I kind of
00:51:09	- Sweet. Sit tight.
00:51:12	Engage.
00:51:19	Yeah.
00:51:21	Welcome to the Thunderdome.
00:51:26	Hey, man, are you sure it's cool
00:51:29	Oh, definitely, man.
00:51:30	I'm essentially
00:51:33	...so a bunch of my buds
00:51:35	We're gonna rock out
00:51:38	- We are gonna rock out.
00:51:41	What's up? What's up? What's up?
00:51:44	Hello, hello. Hey, guys.
00:52:04	This is something
00:52:06	Look, just act cool and act casual,
00:52:09	We'll get the booze
00:52:16	Hey, where the party at? Right.
00:52:18	- You got those shots, bro?
00:52:22	Come on, let's party.
00:52:24	Come on. Do it up.
00:52:33	We should grab one of these buckets
00:52:35	You out of your mind? How are we
00:52:38	- Dude, what the fuck?
00:52:40	What the fuck do you think
00:52:42	- What are you-? What? Nothing.
00:52:46	- What do you think you're doing?
00:52:49	What- What-
00:52:51	You weren't invited.
00:52:54	- Come on, Mark. It's cool, man.
00:52:58	You calling your
00:53:00	You calling your friends,
00:53:02	No. I mean, yes. But I mean I'll-
00:53:04	Come on, man, just relax.
00:53:07	Get the fuck out of here.
00:53:09	Get the fuck out of my house.
00:53:11	- This is my house.
00:53:14	What the fuck?
00:53:16	Mark! You really wanna do this, man?
00:53:18	Here we go.
00:53:22	That's right, motherfucker.
00:53:25	Come on, pussy. Get up, dude.
00:53:28	Oh, shit. I'm sorry, bro.
00:53:31	Tiger got out of the cage, man.
00:53:35	Let's just chill.
00:53:37	Truce, man.
00:53:42	Right in the nads!
00:53:47	This is for your friends.
00:53:51	Shit. Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
00:53:54	- Come on. Come on.
00:53:57	- We can slip out the back, man.
00:54:02	Are you crazy, man?
00:54:04	Not me. I need my nuts, man,
00:54:07	- We need liquor.
00:54:09	I'm gonna tell Becca how I feel.
00:54:12	I'm not gonna get her
00:54:14	Oh, really? Then how come
00:54:17	Because I respect her, Seth. I'm not
00:54:21	I don't see a problem.
00:54:23	We're leaving, okay?
00:54:26	No, but I would get killed for pussy,
00:54:29	- Fuck this, man.
00:54:33	- I'm going.
00:54:36	Move, people.
00:54:39	- Thank you.
00:54:52	What the hell is going on in there?
00:54:54	If the bullets start flying,
00:54:57	You pissed everywhere,
00:54:59	Everywhere? You didn't
00:55:02	I don't know
00:55:04	Take your nuts out of your shells!
00:55:06	Michaels, I got your back.
00:55:08	Why don't you show this rummy
00:55:10	10-4.
00:55:12	Excuse me, sir.
00:55:16	- Blue guys!
00:55:20	- Slater!
00:55:22	Everybody stay calm.
00:55:25	- Everybody stay calm.
00:55:28	Stay calm! Fuck!
00:55:31	- Should I shoot him?
00:55:33	- No!
00:55:36	McLovin, stop him!
00:55:43	Please stop it, you fucking bum.
00:56:01	McLovin! Nice!
00:56:04	He just came at me.
00:56:07	- I'm buying you a beer, McLovin.
00:56:09	Take note. That's how
00:56:12	That's right.
00:56:14	McLovin in the fucking house!
00:56:51	Hey. You dance hot.
00:56:56	Thank you.
00:57:14	Okay, okay. Here we- Here we go.
00:57:18	- Hello?
00:57:20	Oh, Becca. Hi.
00:57:22	Hey. Hello. Hey. Becca.
00:57:27	- Becca-
00:57:29	- Hello? What?
00:57:31	Guy sells me
00:57:33	- Becca?
00:57:35	I get one bar
00:57:37	- What is he saying?
00:57:40	- I think-
00:57:42	Son-of-a-fucking-bitch
00:57:44	- What? It's rude. Hello?
00:57:47	Bullshit phone. Piece of shit.
00:57:49	I swear I'll bitchslap you
00:57:51	- What?
00:58:37	Thanks.
00:58:40	This is fucking crazy.
00:58:51	Hey. Look what fell out of the truck!
00:58:56	You're full of shit.
00:58:58	Yeah, I know.
00:59:01	Dude. Dude.
00:59:05	- All right.
00:59:08	What is that?
00:59:11	I don't know. What?
00:59:13	That fucking stain on your pants, idiot.
00:59:17	- What are you talking about, man?
00:59:20	- Is that blood?
00:59:23	- Are you bleeding?
00:59:25	- Why would I be bleeding?
00:59:29	Were you dancing
00:59:32	- Yeah, so?
00:59:35	- Dude, that's not funny.
00:59:38	But why would I be bleeding?
00:59:42	Dude, why would there be bl-?
00:59:46	Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
00:59:51	Oh, shit.
00:59:55	Someone perioded
00:59:57	- Oh, shit.
00:59:59	I've never before
01:00:01	This is so disgusting.
01:00:03	- Yes, it is.
01:00:05	- He's gotta check this shit out.
01:00:07	No. Who's Bill? Don't tell Bill!
01:00:10	Hey, calm down.
01:00:13	No, you can't have a picture!
01:00:14	- Dude, stop!
01:00:16	This kid's got period blood
01:00:19	It's merlot.
01:00:21	Hey, Pat! This jerk-off's
01:00:23	- Please stop.
01:00:26	Oh, my God,
01:00:29	- Do you need a tampon? I could-
01:00:33	Yeah, right? I don't know.
01:00:35	- I gotta wash this off. Is this the line?
01:00:38	Fuck me, right?
01:00:55	"Yeah, I'm McLovin.
01:01:00	Shit.
01:01:02	- Rewind, rewind.
01:01:04	So hot. Let's see it again.
01:01:09	- Your legs lifted off the ground.
01:01:12	You gotta keep that tape, McLovin.
01:01:15	- It really is.
01:01:16	Well, don't you guys, like,
01:01:19	The only thing that's evidence of
01:01:23	Seriously. Take that.
01:01:25	Are there any ladies
01:01:30	No. You don't wanna meet a chick
01:01:34	That was a turning point
01:01:37	You gotta go to other places. You gotta
01:01:41	...pumpkin patch,
01:01:44	Just somewhere social,
01:01:47	- You know, something like that.
01:01:50	Yeah, I shot her in the neck.
01:01:53	And we just hit it off, you know.
01:01:55	My first wife-
01:01:59	- Where do you think I met her?
01:02:00	A bar. A bar.
01:02:03	- It was this bar.
01:02:06	Yeah, it was this bar.
01:02:08	Bought her a Binion's,
01:02:12	...and next thing I know, she's putting
01:02:18	You don't have to tell me that.
01:02:20	- Right in there.
01:02:23	On our wedding night,
01:02:25	I wasn't involved in it.
01:02:27	- But I could hear it through the wall.
01:02:30	She was amazing. And then it was
01:02:33	...that I found out
01:02:35	- We discovered her on the street.
01:02:37	I'm sorry.
01:02:39	She was bad.
01:02:41	- But you got a new wife now, so...
01:02:45	And she is wonderful.
01:02:48	- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:50	You know what?
01:02:52	- You play the whole myst-
01:02:55	Just turn that off.
01:02:57	Send backup!
01:03:00	I bet you play the whole
01:03:04	Yeah, seriously.
01:03:08	It's not the going with the ladies
01:03:12	...it's the coming.
01:03:17	- I get it.
01:03:19	Like:
01:03:20	Like coming.
01:03:25	- That's funny. That is really funny.
01:03:34	All right, looks like we got a call.
01:03:37	10-4. We'll be right there.
01:03:39	- Speedy Gonzales, let's go.
01:03:42	Hell, yeah,
01:03:44	Can I have 13 beers to go, please?
01:03:47	Please. God, my fucking leg.
01:04:06	Fuck.
01:04:34	- I think it's him.
01:04:37	- Hello?
01:04:38	Hi, I had a bad reception.
01:04:42	- Guys, shut up.
01:04:45	It's nothing. It's just-
01:04:47	I was just calling, you know,
01:04:50	...because I thought maybe you were
01:04:54	...or a cocktail party or something.
01:04:56	No, no, I'm gonna be there for sure.
01:05:00	- Charlie's Angels 2.
01:05:03	- I can't wait to see you. Evan?
01:05:06	That was the first time I ever did coke.
01:05:10	- A little white sniff.
01:05:12	That was gorgeous.
01:05:13	Hey, hey, hey.
01:05:16	They're gonna kill that guy tonight.
01:05:20	Yeah. He's a beast.
01:05:21	I've been praying for a fight.
01:05:25	...to see a fucking fight.
01:05:29	Who's that guy?
01:05:35	- Hi.
01:05:36	- Who's this guy?
01:05:38	Hi, everyone.
01:05:40	- Who are you?
01:05:42	No, no, no. I know you. I know you.
01:05:43	He was at that party
01:05:46	- No, no.
01:05:47	Remember? He's Jimmy's brother.
01:05:51	- No.
01:05:53	- The fucking singer, Jimmy's brother!
01:05:56	- Oh, my God.
01:05:58	"It's not me"? You fucking lying?
01:06:00	No, I don't mean to accuse you guys
01:06:03	My brother came from Scottsdale,
01:06:06	You're not gonna sing for him?
01:06:07	- Fucking bullshit.
01:06:08	- You're a fucking singer.
01:06:11	- Sing it again.
01:06:13	- No, I know, I just- I want to.
01:06:15	- No way, man.
01:06:17	Don't make this weird. Sing.
01:06:19	- Sing it again.
01:06:26	- Fuck! Over!
01:06:28	I'll get it right on the nose.
01:06:31	You're gonna fuck it up.
01:06:33	Under!
01:06:35	I feel hammered.
01:06:38	- You're a fucking pussy.
01:06:41	- Okay, McLovin, see if you can do it.
01:06:44	Come on, McLovin.
01:06:47	- Bring it!
01:06:50	- Man!
01:06:53	- Yes!
01:06:56	So, what's it like to have guns?
01:06:59	It is awesome, McLovin.
01:07:02	- I mean, it's mindbl-
01:07:04	I haven't had one for long,
01:07:07	...it's like having two cocks.
01:07:09	If one of your cocks
01:07:13	- Can I hold one?
01:07:15	Can I hold one of your guns?
01:07:20	- Yeah, sure.
01:07:23	Everyone should hold a gun
01:07:26	Yeah, there you go.
01:07:27	- Have a blast.
01:07:30	- That's funny.
01:07:34	- Are they hard to shoot?
01:07:37	- He can't shoot worth dick.
01:07:39	I can shoot. What are you-? Wait.
01:07:41	- I can't shoot worth dick?
01:07:43	- I shot that cat last week.
01:07:46	- I still shot it.
01:07:48	There's only one way
01:07:50	- Shoot-off.
01:07:52	- Shoot-off!
01:07:55	There's a lot of reasons
01:07:57	I mean, you're handsome
01:07:59	Dude, there he is. That's the guy.
01:08:05	Oh, you got a stain too.
01:08:08	- We're blood brothers.
01:08:10	You're in my house,
01:08:13	What were you doing
01:08:18	I don't even dance. I just-
01:08:19	I don't even dance ever, so-
01:08:22	Then where the hell did this
01:08:26	Maybe you and I rubbed up against
01:08:29	I don't remember. Maybe it was
01:08:32	- How am I supposed to know?
01:08:34	Shut the fuck up, Scarlett.
01:08:37	Where do you get off
01:08:48	To some girl.
01:09:02	Talk about the hurting.
01:09:14	- Shit.
01:09:38	- Yo! Fight!
01:09:40	- Go, check this out!
01:09:42	And what the hell is this?
01:09:45	- I don't fucking- It's detergent.
01:09:50	I got fucking blood on my pants.
01:09:53	Get down.
01:09:57	What the fuck is this all about, man?
01:10:00	- Well, fuck me.
01:10:04	Oh, shit,
01:10:07	You die! You're next!
01:10:11	I should fucking kill you,
01:10:16	- Hold him, Jimmy's brother! Hold him!
01:10:20	- You humiliated me!
01:10:22	- You used my leg as a tampon!
01:10:26	Evan! Come on! Move!
01:10:31	Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
01:10:34	Yeah. Fifth and Paysview. Hurry.
01:10:38	Mark, I called the cops.
01:10:41	You're a fucking pussy.
01:10:43	Don't listen to him, officer.
01:10:44	If you make this,
01:10:47	- You're a fucking pussy.
01:10:50	- Fuck me.
01:10:55	All right, you-
01:10:57	- That was a lucky shot.
01:11:01	I got jizzed on. All right.
01:11:02	- Can I shoot one?
01:11:04	Have a good time, man.
01:11:06	Empty the clip.
01:11:09	The cops! Bail! Bail! Bail!
01:11:15	Shotgun.
01:11:25	- What a rush.
01:11:28	- Man, let's get drunk!
01:11:31	You're fucking living the dream,
01:11:33	Oh, man.
01:11:34	This is gonna be the best night ever.
01:11:36	- Got a 257 at Fifth and Paysview.
01:11:39	All units in the area report
01:11:41	- Car 98, that's you. Do it.
01:11:44	- Shit.
01:11:46	Car 98 on it.
01:11:50	Hey, did she say we're gonna get
01:11:53	Oh, God, I wish.
01:11:54	It's probably some lame house party.
01:11:58	Yeah, man.
01:12:15	- You fucking prick.
01:12:21	- You bailed on me.
01:12:26	Yeah, you did.
01:12:28	You said you were gonna
01:12:31	That's bailing.
01:12:32	You're the one that dragged me to
01:12:36	- I didn't bail on you.
01:12:41	You bailed on me this morning
01:12:43	...and you're bailing on me
01:12:45	What the fuck? It finally comes out.
01:12:49	We were supposed to go
01:12:51	Since we were kids,
01:12:53	...that's all we've ever talked about,
01:12:56	And you got into
01:12:57	You're making me feel
01:13:00	What-? I didn't do anything wrong.
01:13:03	How the fuck am I supposed to get
01:13:07	How fucking selfish are you?
01:13:08	You had no problem letting Fogell
01:13:11	You don't want me going
01:13:13	- Fuck, man!
01:13:15	I'm not gonna let you
01:13:21	What are you saying?
01:13:23	I've wasted the last three years
01:13:26	Instead of chasing girls
01:13:29	...I've just sat around
01:13:32	And now I'm going to college
01:13:35	Is this about Becca?
01:13:38	- I like her!
01:13:40	She's some fucking girl!
01:13:42	- What about after that?
01:13:45	Fuck you! And next time
01:13:48	...don't keep it inside for 10 years,
01:13:51	- Don't touch me.
01:13:55	Hey, McLovin, are the numbers
01:13:58	- I don't know. It's too dark to see.
01:14:02	Oh, that's true.
01:14:09	Where the fuck are we?
01:14:12	- Hey, Slater.
01:14:14	Slater.
01:14:19	Now, young Michaels, you will die.
01:14:25	All right. Come on, stop it.
01:14:28	- Like it?
01:14:30	- You stop first.
01:14:32	- Stop it, asshole.
01:14:35	- Fuck you, Evan!
01:14:49	Why did you do that?
01:14:50	- You shined the light in my face.
01:14:52	- I'm driving.
01:14:55	- Excuse me.
01:14:57	Are you guys gonna make sure
01:15:03	- Check on him.
01:15:04	- You go out there and check on him.
01:15:08	Balls. Okay, we'll both go out there
01:15:14	I can't believe this is happening again.
01:15:17	Fuck.
01:15:23	- Is everyone okay?
01:15:26	Hey, hey, where's the love?
01:15:31	- He's okay. He's fine.
01:15:36	- Get over there.
01:15:38	You got these guys?
01:15:46	You boys doing
01:15:48	- No, officer. Not at all. Not- we-
01:15:52	I don't believe you.
01:15:57	Freeze. Stand right there.
01:16:00	- We're telling the truth.
01:16:02	- Don't be a hero tonight, guys.
01:16:04	You gotta fucking take care of this.
01:16:06	No. Look, I am not fixing your mistakes
01:16:10	I don't wanna get shitcanned.
01:16:13	Me too. I get free haircuts.
01:16:15	Okay, okay!
01:16:18	We're gonna arrest
01:16:20	And we're gonna pin it on them.
01:16:23	Yeah, do what you have to do.
01:16:31	Spread your shit!
01:16:32	Get on the ground!
01:16:35	Spread your shit!
01:16:38	- Come on!
01:16:40	"Please don't shoot. "
01:16:45	I am the law! Okay?
01:16:48	Now hold hands.
01:16:49	- What?
01:16:51	You don't want an asshole where your
01:16:54	- Hold his fucking hand!
01:16:57	There. That's not so hard, is it?
01:17:00	Here, McLovin, have a cigarette.
01:17:03	Smoke up. Life's short, you know.
01:17:06	Suck it in, my friend.
01:17:08	Suck it long and deep.
01:17:11	Enjoy it.
01:17:13	McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.
01:17:17	- You like Officer Slater and myself?
01:17:22	Thanks.
01:17:26	So here's what's about to happen.
01:17:28	We're gonna arrest these guys...
01:17:29	...you're gonna write a witness report
01:17:33	...and there was nothing we could do.
01:17:37	- Yeah, that's fine.
01:17:40	That's good.
01:17:42	Your little sister with the...
01:17:55	What the fuck?
01:18:08	Fagell?
01:18:19	- Shit!
01:18:25	Run! Run!
01:18:27	Wait.
01:18:28	Hold on, I gotta get all the booze.
01:18:32	McLovin bailed!
01:18:34	Chase the kid!
01:18:43	Stop!
01:19:05	That was a fast kid.
01:19:10	I want a ride! You hear me?
01:19:17	Stop!
01:19:21	- McLovin!
01:19:27	McLovin!
01:19:29	McLovin! Why?
01:19:33	McLovin, come back!
01:19:36	My hand! Monster!
01:19:41	- Get Daddy.
01:19:44	- Oh, shit.
01:19:50	You sick sons of bitches!
01:19:55	What the fuck?
01:20:03	Michaels, are you okay?
01:20:05	- It's just beer.
01:20:07	- It's just beer.
01:20:09	What happened?
01:20:11	He's a freak.
01:20:14	- This is not good.
01:20:17	Fastest kid alive, my ass. Come on.
01:20:20	I'll shoot my gun in the air.
01:20:22	Give me a fucking warning
01:20:24	I'll scare him out of wherever
01:20:26	This isn't gonna do shit.
01:20:29	This is your fault, you piece of-
01:20:32	Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
01:20:34	They fucking shot Seth, I know it.
01:20:37	Holy shit.
01:20:38	Holy shit. Holy shit.
01:20:41	- Should I run?
01:20:47	- Fuck. Stop!
01:20:49	- Stop it!
01:20:51	- It's stopping.
01:20:56	Hey, Evan, pay for me, please.
01:21:00	That's me and him.
01:21:02	Hey, hey. It's you.
01:21:06	McMuffin.
01:21:08	- You know this guy?
01:21:09	Ain't got no cop people to help you
01:21:14	Hey! Back the fuck up, man,
01:21:17	- Give me the booze.
01:21:19	Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up.
01:21:23	Please, please, calm down, sir.
01:21:34	Goldslick.
01:21:50	Get off the bus
01:21:59	Eat shit, bum.
01:22:02	Oh, shit, guys.
01:22:04	We made it. We made it
01:22:07	We made it.
01:22:08	Hold this.
01:22:10	I can't believe
01:22:14	It's awesome.
01:22:15	Yeah, I told you the idea would work.
01:22:18	I'm McLovin. I am McLovin.
01:22:23	Why do you guys have detergent?
01:22:25	I don't understand why you were
01:22:28	Because I fucking rule.
01:22:30	- we are so gonna get laid tonight.
01:22:33	we're finally gonna
01:22:38	I can't believe Becca's bottle broke.
01:22:40	- I'm sure it'll be fine.
01:22:41	I thought you didn't need it.
01:22:45	Good luck getting Jules drunk enough
01:22:47	- what's wrong with you guys?
01:22:49	You two femmes can talk about it
01:22:53	Oh, you told him.
01:22:55	- Told me what?
01:22:58	- well, we gotta tell him now.
01:23:00	well, he knows something's up.
01:23:01	what are you guys talking about?
01:23:04	Seth, me and Evan are
01:23:06	what's the big deal?
01:23:07	"Oh, my God,
01:23:09	Jeez, why don't you go cry about it?
01:23:11	- I didn't tell you because-
01:23:14	...and you lied to your best friend
01:23:17	I didn't expect this from you, Evan.
01:23:20	Not from you.
01:23:21	Give me that booze, Fagell.
01:23:27	we never should have had to hide
01:23:40	- Seth's here.
01:23:43	Hi. Everybody, Seth has got it.
01:24:10	- Evan.
01:24:12	where have you been?
01:24:14	- what are you talking about?
01:24:17	She's over there.
01:24:19	She's way smashed.
01:24:21	And she's been yammering
01:24:23	Really? what was she saying?
01:24:25	She told you that she thinks
01:24:28	No, no.
01:24:30	"I will fully blow him tonight. "
01:24:33	- what?
01:24:39	- Yeah.
01:24:41	...and if I get with her
01:24:45	Not if you're drunk too.
01:24:48	I guess not.
01:24:49	To Seth.
01:24:51	- To Seth!
01:24:53	who the fuck is Seth?
01:24:55	I'm Seth!
01:24:59	Let's do another one to me.
01:25:12	Oh, boy.
01:25:14	Calm down. Calm down, man.
01:25:17	Calm down. She likes you.
01:25:19	She wants to suck on your penis.
01:25:21	It's a good thing.
01:25:23	It's the best thing.
01:25:28	Just down the hatch.
01:25:57	Fogell. what's up?
01:26:46	Evan, hey. Evie, come here.
01:26:49	Can you please help me up?
01:26:50	I fell down and none of these assholes
01:26:54	- Shit.
01:26:57	I have been waiting for you
01:26:59	- what took you so long?
01:27:01	- Do you have my Goldslick?
01:27:04	It's such a crazy story, okay?
01:27:06	- I swear I was try-
01:27:09	Look. Look what we-
01:27:12	- Here. You could have a drink.
01:27:14	- I'm already pretty wasted.
01:27:17	Okay, here's to you.
01:27:19	To Becca.
01:27:21	- To the respecting-
01:27:23	- women.
01:27:26	Okay. Yeah.
01:27:32	You're a lightweight.
01:27:34	Hey.
01:27:37	You and me,
01:27:40	Because I need to
01:27:45	You could just tell me here,
01:27:47	I can't tell you, because
01:27:52	- All right.
01:27:55	- Bye, guys.
01:27:56	- Bye-bye.
01:28:04	You changed your name
01:28:09	- That's so cool.
01:28:12	So, like, what's Hawaii like?
01:28:16	All right. I am back.
01:28:18	I had to thank the peeps
01:28:20	Jules. I want you
01:28:23	Just drink some of this.
01:28:25	You're to-
01:28:27	- You know, I-
01:28:31	You know, I'm actually good
01:28:34	And thank you very much
01:28:38	Seriously, it really made the night.
01:28:40	No, that's how I roll.
01:28:42	It's no problems. You'll learn that.
01:28:51	I love talking
01:28:56	But I can't hear you, though,
01:28:59	So do you wanna go outside
01:29:05	Yeah. Sorry, sure.
01:29:08	Let's do it.
01:29:10	- Okay. Ladies- Ladies first.
01:29:15	- Thank you very much.
01:29:17	- watch your step. I fell earlier today.
01:29:20	well, I was hit by a car.
01:29:22	- Oh, shit. Careful.
01:29:27	So loud. Don't let the parents hear.
01:29:31	You look so pretty.
01:29:36	- Are you okay?
01:29:40	Tell me about it. L- Samesies.
01:29:43	I've wanted to tell you for so long
01:29:49	I know. I've wanted to get with you,
01:29:55	Like so hard.
01:30:03	You're the best.
01:30:05	we'll take this sweater off. I think so.
01:30:09	Just be careful, because it's a
01:30:13	Okay.
01:30:14	- Bought it at that vintage market.
01:30:18	- And this one.
01:30:20	Hey, wait, careful.
01:30:24	- Oh, shit.
01:30:26	Put that there.
01:30:27	- Now, looky, looky...
01:30:29	...what I got for you under here.
01:30:32	You are the prettiest girl...
01:30:34	...this side of the Mississippi.
01:30:37	...for you under here.
01:30:40	You look so pretty.
01:30:41	- Look so pretty.
01:30:44	Hello.
01:30:47	For you.
01:30:53	You're the best. You're so unique.
01:30:58	Come here.
01:31:00	Evan, kiss me.
01:31:02	I like you so much.
01:31:05	Come on, McLovin.
01:31:07	I've never been
01:31:09	well, it's way better.
01:31:13	I know, we made some
01:31:15	It was deli- It looked weird.
01:31:23	what-? what's wrong?
01:31:27	L- I would prefer
01:31:31	...at some other time.
01:31:35	No. There is no other time.
01:31:38	- what's wrong with right now?
01:31:43	- You're, like, really, really drunk.
01:31:47	Yeah, I'm actually-
01:31:50	I don't even drink, so it's...
01:31:54	Jules, you drink. You drink.
01:31:57	Everybody- You-
01:32:00	It's like...
01:32:02	well, yeah, because
01:32:05	Other people drink
01:32:07	You...?
01:32:10	You don't wanna, you know?
01:32:15	Not right now.
01:32:18	You know, not while you're drunk.
01:32:22	But, you know, thank you.
01:32:29	- Evan. Evan, I'm so wet.
01:32:34	They said that would happen
01:32:37	- Yeah.
01:32:39	- They taught me about-
01:32:43	Yeah, it's your hand.
01:32:49	- Thank you, that's good.
01:32:53	Thank you.
01:32:55	But you got such a smooth chest.
01:32:57	I am gonna give you...
01:33:00	...the best blow-J ever...
01:33:05	...with my mouth.
01:33:08	why don't we-?
01:33:10	why don't we keep kissing for a bit,
01:33:15	How badly do you wanna fuck me?
01:33:18	Jesus Christ.
01:33:20	Jesus, fuck.
01:33:21	- Hang on one second.
01:33:23	Becca,
01:33:25	- You're really drunk.
01:33:29	- I see that you are. I think you are.
01:33:33	I want you to be my first.
01:33:35	So just- Just go with it.
01:33:38	- Let it happen.
01:33:40	Becca, this is kind of intense.
01:33:42	And I just- I'm so drunk.
01:33:47	And you're really pretty.
01:33:50	And I just think
01:33:52	I don't understand why you have to be
01:33:57	- Did you just call me a bitch?
01:34:01	See, I, like,
01:34:04	Holy shit. Oh, my God.
01:34:05	- Go get Gaby.
01:34:08	Oh, God. Oh, God.
01:34:27	- I got a boner.
01:34:32	- Do you have a condom?
01:34:36	And lube.
01:34:38	Seth?
01:34:44	Are-? Are you crying?
01:34:47	No, I just have something
01:34:50	I don't cry. That's funny.
01:34:51	You look- You look-
01:34:53	So...
01:34:57	It was my last chance
01:35:00	Your last chance to do what?
01:35:01	To make you
01:35:05	You're, like, the coolest person
01:35:08	I thought we'd both be drunk.
01:35:10	what does me being drunk
01:35:13	You'd never get with me
01:35:15	Look at you.
01:35:18	- Look at me.
01:35:23	I think maybe-
01:35:25	what the fuck?!
01:35:27	Help me.
01:35:31	Shirley.
01:35:32	I'm sorry.
01:35:34	- Someone forgot to call pest control.
01:35:37	where you going?
01:35:39	- where are you going?
01:35:40	If you're back there, get out.
01:35:44	- we will shoot you.
01:35:46	- Evan.
01:35:47	Keep your hands up.
01:35:55	Life's bullshit, Miroki.
01:36:07	Ev, wake the fuck up, man.
01:36:09	we gotta go.
01:36:15	"Oh, no, it's the cops. "
01:36:17	- Evan, come on.
01:36:20	Get out of here.
01:36:22	- Drop the crantini and move it, sister.
01:36:25	Guys, come on, move.
01:36:26	Everybody out.
01:36:30	what the fuck, man?
01:36:32	what the fuck, Seth?
01:36:34	He's my best friend. Oh, shit.
01:36:37	Oh, shit. Come on.
01:36:39	I assume you all have guns
01:36:45	Oh, my God, come on. Don't stop.
01:36:51	Okay, everyone...
01:36:52	...prepare to be fucked
01:36:55	Get out.
01:36:59	Come on, go.
01:37:04	Fuck off, Seth.
01:37:08	Get a room.
01:37:10	I'm gonna save you.
01:37:14	Fuck.
01:37:17	Fuck. Fuck, man, so heavy.
01:37:36	It's in. Oh, my God, it's in.
01:37:38	All right, everybody out.
01:37:41	McLovin! what the fuck?
01:37:43	- Officer Slater, is that you?
01:37:46	why did you run away?
01:37:48	- No. I didn't run away.
01:37:50	why would you do that?
01:37:51	- I was disoriented from-
01:37:54	You just violated her with your penis?
01:37:57	- McLovin?
01:37:59	No.
01:38:01	Holy shit.
01:38:03	No. Yeah, I was, but-
01:38:06	- Yes, yes, he was.
01:38:08	- I'm not even-
01:38:11	- Calm down.
01:38:13	...and then you go running away.
01:38:14	Contain yourself.
01:38:16	- we're friends.
01:38:18	- Calm down. Calm down, man.
01:38:20	You just cock-blocked McLovin.
01:38:22	He's our friend. we don't do that.
01:38:24	we should be guiding his cock,
01:38:27	Just relax, okay?
01:38:39	wait, what are you-?
01:38:41	No, please, I can't- I can't go to jail.
01:38:45	No, look.
01:38:49	This has- This has gone on-
01:38:52	what? what are you talking about?
01:38:55	we know you're not 25, man.
01:39:00	- Yeah.
01:39:02	Look, when we were your age,
01:39:08	when we saw you
01:39:11	I guess we saw a bit of ourselves,
01:39:13	...and we just wanted
01:39:17	...you know, cops can have
01:39:19	Yeah.
01:39:22	You know, in a way,
01:39:28	Also, I'm...
01:39:30	I'm really sorry
01:39:34	- Apology accepted.
01:39:38	That feels good.
01:39:40	- It feels so good.
01:39:42	I just wish we could
01:39:45	well, do you think
01:39:48	- what is it? Anything.
01:39:50	- This kid's fucking crazy.
01:39:53	Get off me, you fucking cops.
01:39:56	Do you know who I am?
01:39:59	- The joint can't hold me.
01:40:03	I'm gonna break your glasses,
01:40:06	Fucking pigs.
01:40:12	Oh, shit.
01:40:16	Nice mullet, asshole.
01:40:18	- You crazy.
01:40:20	He's nuts.
01:40:23	Get your hands-
01:40:25	wait for me on the outside.
01:40:27	we were gonna go to Hawaii.
01:40:31	Man, that's gonna get you
01:40:33	Seriously?
01:40:34	- I know what to do about the car.
01:40:38	Fucking go. Fucking throw up.
01:40:45	Are you carrying me?
01:40:47	No, I'm saving you from the cops.
01:40:49	You saved me?
01:40:52	well, I don't know what
01:40:55	Can I- Should I just walk?
01:40:57	- Should I walk?
01:41:02	- Okay.
01:41:07	Sleepover at my house?
01:41:11	- Okay.
01:41:17	Does your mom
01:41:19	Yeah. Lots.
01:41:21	Pizza bagels.
01:41:31	So by signing this,
01:41:34	...that as we stopped you
01:41:37	...a crackhead stole our cruiser
01:41:40	- You cool to sign that?
01:41:43	we owe you, Mc-
01:41:45	- Fogell.
01:41:47	- we're calling you McLovin.
01:41:49	Let's do this dance, boys.
01:42:15	- Oh, my God.
01:42:18	That was crazy.
01:42:25	All right.
01:42:27	All right, now, guys, check this out.
01:42:29	It's probably the greatest move
01:42:32	You paying attention?
01:42:33	Behold, the upward-spiraling pigtail.
01:42:37	- why is it called that?
01:42:44	Make the badge proud, Slater.
01:42:48	He's not usually this drunk
01:42:51	...but I think
01:42:59	McLovin!
01:43:11	Oh, no.
01:43:13	Fuck.
01:43:21	- Slater!
01:43:26	All right. Fucking crazy.
01:43:30	Let's do this.
01:43:32	- Hurry, hurry. Let's go. Go, go.
01:43:36	- I'm out, I'm out.
01:43:38	Yeah? Yeah, okay. Back up.
01:43:41	Don't blow yourself up, asshole.
01:43:49	Yes. Oh, my God.
01:43:52	It worked. It worked.
01:43:55	we won. we won.
01:44:07	Can we shoot at it?
01:44:10	I don't know. Can you?
01:44:32	Break yourself, fool.
01:44:40	Tight.
01:44:42	Listen, and then she said
01:44:45	- I can't believe she said that to you.
01:44:49	- what was she thinking?
01:45:00	I gotta tell you.
01:45:04	what?
01:45:05	I was in your room, like,
01:45:07	...while you were taking a shit.
01:45:10	And I saw your housing, like, forms.
01:45:15	So I knew you and Fogell
01:45:20	I'm sorry, man, I don't know.
01:45:24	I should've told you.
01:45:29	Don't- No, don't be sorry.
01:45:32	I was being a dick.
01:45:35	No, I-
01:45:36	Listen, Seth, I want you to know,
01:45:41	I never wanted to live with him.
01:45:46	I'm afraid to live with strangers.
01:45:50	I can't.
01:45:52	I can't do it.
01:45:55	I know, I know.
01:45:59	I can't believe you saved me.
01:46:04	You saved me.
01:46:06	I can't believe. I owe you so-
01:46:10	You carried me. I love you.
01:46:15	I love you, man.
01:46:19	I love you.
01:46:23	I love you. I'm not even
01:46:28	I lo- I love you.
01:46:30	- I'm not embarrassed.
01:46:32	I love you.
01:46:33	why don't we say that every day?
01:46:36	I just love you. I just wanna
01:46:39	"I love my best friend, Evan. "
01:46:40	- we should go up on my roof.
01:46:44	Like, when you went away for Easter,
01:46:50	- I missed you too.
01:46:54	It's- It's the most beautiful thing
01:47:02	Come here. Come here, man.
01:47:16	- I love you.
01:47:32	what the fuck?
01:47:41	- what up?
01:47:47	I should get moving.
01:47:50	I should be getting
01:47:52	Yeah, you don't-
01:47:55	I don't really have anything
01:47:58	You don't have to rush off like that.
01:48:04	You wanna hang out?
01:48:07	I was gonna go to the mall.
01:48:10	I have to get a new comforter.
01:48:14	For college.
01:48:16	Cool. So...
01:48:19	...your mom's got huge tits.
01:48:24	what do you think?
01:48:26	I don't know, man. Don't ask me.
01:48:27	Because I don't give a shit
01:48:30	Yeah, I need someone's opinion.
01:48:33	Those are too tight.
01:48:36	- Yeah, but, like-
01:48:39	There's not enough pants where
01:48:42	Yeah, but-
01:48:44	Looks like you're standing funny. You
01:48:48	Yeah, but I'm doing like-
01:48:50	- I'm doing the college poses like-
01:48:53	- You might just be doing-
01:48:55	- Okay.
01:48:58	Hey, Susan. Are you gonna
01:49:02	Yeah, but that's just- It's like I wish
01:49:06	You know, where there aren't.
01:49:07	But when I was wearing
01:49:09	...I realized that if I wear pants
01:49:12	...it might encourage me
01:49:14	And also,
01:49:16	...you know, the borders
01:49:19	Yeah, man, they go nuts for that.
01:49:22	Yeah, the camel tail. It's right-
01:49:26	I know where it is, where it happens.
01:49:28	Like, right there.
01:49:29	It's like they're so tight that one ball is,
01:49:33	- Yeah, exactly.
01:49:35	It's like a three thing.
01:49:38	It's like a division sign.
01:49:39	Like a bunch of people
01:49:42	- Making my ass look weird?
01:49:46	No, those are way too tight.
01:49:49	You're right, these look stupid.
01:49:52	I'm really sorry about that.
01:49:55	I feel bad that I'm making you
01:49:57	It's seems, like, ridiculous.
01:49:59	- No. I have to, it's puke. It's gross.
01:50:03	Do alcoholics get hangovers?
01:50:06	Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
01:50:09	- what the fuck do we do, man?
01:50:15	- Hey.
01:50:18	How's it going?
01:50:22	It's so good to-
01:50:25	I've felt better. But I'll be fine.
01:50:30	I'm okay, you know, yeah.
01:50:37	You know,
01:50:40	I don't remember anything.
01:50:43	- So weird.
01:50:46	I didn't puke on you, did I?
01:50:49	You didn't.
01:50:52	It whizzed right by me, and I said,
01:50:56	I'm really sorry about
01:51:04	Thank you for being
01:51:07	That's okay, you know.
01:51:09	At least you don't have
01:51:15	- That looks terrible.
01:51:19	You look great. You don't look terrible.
01:51:24	Everything's great, just from he-
01:51:27	- Your eye.
01:51:29	Everything else is great.
01:51:30	But seriously,
01:51:37	You don't deserve that.
01:51:42	On the upside,
01:51:46	I'm just gonna throw that out there.
01:51:50	well, thank you, smart guy.
01:51:54	Because I have to get
01:51:57	Oh, man. Fuck.
01:52:00	And I'm gonna get Jules
01:52:03	I have to get a comforter too.
01:52:05	- Oh, yeah?
01:52:08	So, Seth...
01:52:11	So do you wanna come
01:52:15	I mean, you kind of owe me.
01:52:18	Yeah, definitely.
01:52:22	I had such bad acne last year...
01:52:24	...that I pretty much became,
01:52:28	well, you drove.
01:52:31	well, so-
01:52:33	So I could just give you a lift...
01:52:36	...and then Evan
01:52:39	If that works.
01:52:41	It'd be fine with me.
01:52:43	Fine, yeah.
01:52:47	Yeah, I'd like that.
01:52:51	So I guess I'll call you, then.
01:52:53	Yeah, give me a call.
01:52:55	I have your information.
01:52:58	Perfect. Good. All right, man.
01:53:01	- Okay.
01:53:03	- Becca.
01:53:05	- Bye, have fun.
01:53:06	Yeah, that's funny. Too funny.
01:53:10	where do you wanna go to eat?
01:53:14	So can you honestly help me figure out
01:58:24	I love you.

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