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Superhero Movie
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(dramatic music playing) |
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Stop! |
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(tires screech) |
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Boy's voice: The story of my life is not |
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Thanks. |
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But, like any story |
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it's all about a girl. |
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Not that girl. |
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- Hey. Hi. |
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No, it's about this girl... |
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Jill Johnson. |
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Ever since I can remember |
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but she barely knows |
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Yo, Rick! |
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I got you a seat |
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I'll call y'all back. |
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- What's up, man? |
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Dude, I'm so psyched |
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We about to see some real |
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Mmm. |
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That's what |
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Yo, you got any C batteries on you? |
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Got that new sandwich |
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Wi-Fi... mmm! |
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Yo! You got to forget |
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Look look. |
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She not even |
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If I could just |
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- Look, Rick, I already told you... |
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you never gonna get |
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Seriously, she hangs out |
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and nobody messes around |
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Come on, that crew stuff |
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The hell it ain't. |
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- Look, you got your jocks... |
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...nerds, emos, |
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Frodos, |
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- the Scarface society... |
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...the sexual predators. |
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- Of course you got the Rick punchers. |
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- Oh! |
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Mm-hmm. But you know what? |
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'Cause we got our own crew... |
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Thanks, Trey. |
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- Am I in? |
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Come on. |
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The two of us against the world. |
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You look good today. |
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I'm gonna show you |
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- Don't tell nobody. |
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Man: |
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I'm Dr. Strom, |
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- Come on, man. |
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And now I'd like |
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The Amalgamated |
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- (animals chittering) |
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Go ahead, explore. |
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Yo yo. Come on, Rick. |
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Strom: All of our animals are |
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and each of them has... |
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Oh, you're so pretty. |
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Hi, birdie. |
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Hi. Hi. |
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- She's beautiful, isn't she? |
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Uh, I'm gonna take |
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for the school newspaper. |
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Strom: |
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and please, |
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Some of our genetically- |
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are a little sensitive |
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It flew away. |
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Uh... whoo-hoo. |
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What the F, loser? |
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- Boy: Get him, Lance. |
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- Leave him alone. |
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Is there |
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No. No problem, |
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Mr. Landers! |
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Students, |
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visionary scientist |
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Well, I'm just |
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The future of science |
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belongs to all of you. |
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- Please, enjoy the tour. |
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(coughs) |
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Are you okay? |
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Yes, this is |
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Rick Riker. You're not Blaine and Julia |
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- I am. |
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- How are they? |
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But otherwise okay? |
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Yes, thank you. |
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Well, you seem |
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Let's hope you're not |
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- (boys laughing) |
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Next time |
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Yeah. |
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Strom: Our work with these animals |
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new antibiotics, |
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and a powerful new pheromone |
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called compound H2O0. |
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It's a strong |
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A single drop is enough |
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We plan on using it to breed |
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A special and indeed |
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- (rabbit shrieks) |
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is with these dragonflies. |
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For example, |
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has a hard, |
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to defend against... |
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And this species |
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has enormous strength |
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It can lift vast amounts. |
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- More than it's body weight. |
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And here we've injected the DNA |
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into seven |
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super dragonflies. |
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But there's |
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Well, one missing dragonfly |
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I lost six tigers alone |
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- (crunches) |
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Strom: This area is where |
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- Ohh. |
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Aren't you going |
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Soon as I get |
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I see. Ye... well, |
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Thank you |
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That was |
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Rick walked off |
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After all the parenting |
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he's still so troubled. |
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Why do you think |
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I have no idea, |
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I have taught him everything I know |
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And a good man you are |
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after all these years |
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It's like we first met. |
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Sure, you're |
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Your hair's grey. |
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You have crow's feet. |
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It takes you |
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Your thighs look |
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someone threw up |
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And you've always had |
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Well... what does it matter |
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- (groaning) |
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We were wondering |
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It's so late. |
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About time you got home. |
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You can sleep late |
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but don't forget |
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Attaboy. |
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(phone clatters) |
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I don't know. |
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Something just doesn't seem |
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Teenagers. |
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(knocks) |
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Rough day, huh? |
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Puberty is |
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in a young man's life. |
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Now this book may explain |
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Let's see. |
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and once a month you'll bleed |
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This may be |
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What's important is that you're on |
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Here... |
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Ah, the rituals |
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Today you have |
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and tomorrow |
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(thunder booming) |
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I'm losing patience, |
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Please, sir, if you could just |
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I've waited long enough |
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We're the board of directors. |
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Not as valuable |
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You see, I have |
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I've been |
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but the disease has |
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As of this moment, |
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It was on sale. |
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Lou: |
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allow me |
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Strom. |
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From the... lift it ov... |
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What the hell |
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An innovation... |
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that will not only |
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but the life |
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For too long we've scraped out profits |
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The real prize is |
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A device |
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and restore the body |
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- You're crazy. |
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Crazy is hearing voices, |
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dating Paula Abdul. |
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I'm not crazy. |
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Sir. |
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never been fully tested. |
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- Start the machine! |
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- (beeps, whirrs) |
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Plasma level |
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Genetic modification's |
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- (beeps) |
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- Ah! |
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(whirrs down) |
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- (computer beeping) |
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- (men whispering) |
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Well, well, well. |
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I want you to know |
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running this company |
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Let go. |
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(Carlson screaming) |
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Gentlemen, I think it's time we made |
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- (men screaming) |
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(hitch-pitched screaming) |
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(birds chirping) |
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(birds chirping) |
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Oh. How long |
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Five days. |
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Huh. |
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(beeping) |
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(buzzes) |
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(beeping) |
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Wait. |
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Oh, Dad. |
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I thought |
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Oh. |
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Lucille: |
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I'll be right down! |
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Oh! |
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(bell rings) |
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(bell rings) |
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Woman: |
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We are delighted to have |
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the foremost scientist |
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He's a visiting professor |
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where he's working |
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I am so proud to welcome |
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Computer: |
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I have a disease |
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I cannot walk and I use |
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But I am not depressed, |
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That's a lie. |
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But you should all be happy |
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You can walk, talk, |
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and then there's |
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- (murmuring loudly) |
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My nurse is a lesbian, |
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Hey, anyone want |
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- I've got some hash with me. |
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White guy |
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you know |
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Can I get a what what? |
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Holla. |
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I've got a stiff pole |
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Anyone? Anyone? |
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Pussies. |
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Dr. Hawking, |
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I'd love to show you |
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You have an incredible ass... |
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...stromony career |
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Wait, where's Saturn? |
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I'd hate to lose |
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There it is. |
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Great reflexes. |
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You have |
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So do you. |
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I'm gonna go find a spot |
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Yeah, okay. |
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Watch where you're going |
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- Pfft. |
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(whispers) |
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Tell her how you feel. |
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(rips) |
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Yow. |
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Boy: |
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Uh... he did it. |
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- (thunks) |
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- I'm gonna kill you. |
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- Lance, stop it. |
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Fight fight fight! |
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- Let's see what you got. |
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Boy #4: Whoa! |
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Crowd: Oh! |
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Damn! |
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Ooh! |
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Get off! |
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Get... get off me! |
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Yah! |
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(bees buzzing) |
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Ow. Ow. Ow. |
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Shit shit shit shit. |
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(siren blaring |
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(dramatic music |
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- (hip-hop music playing) |
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- # Oh no, you didn't # |
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# Oh no, you didn't, didn't, |
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- # Oh yeah, we did # |
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- # Oh no, you didn't # |
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- (meows) |
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Stop! Stop! Hey! |
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Get out of the way! |
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Get out of the way! |
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- (screaming) |
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Woman: |
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(moans) |
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- How did you... |
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- You just saved that old lady's life. |
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l... I guess. |
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she would've die... ah! |
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- (grinding) |
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- You should be really proud of yourself. |
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- (dog whines) |
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If you could excuse me. |
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(rapid footsteps |
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(high-pitched hisses) |
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(high-pitched hisses) |
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There we go. Awfully nice of you |
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Oh, no problem. |
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- (high-pitched hiss) |
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My God. |
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How did you do that? |
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Uh, it's easier |
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- (high-pitched hiss) |
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No, I don't think so. |
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Why don't you tell me |
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All right. Well, |
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But you have to |
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(nail clanks) |
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I think I have... |
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I find that |
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All right, all right, |
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Go ahead and throw |
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I bet you 100 bucks |
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- Albert: Easy money. |
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What else can you do? |
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I don't know. |
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Well, some dragonflies |
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- I wonder if my skin is... |
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Well, good thing |
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So you do have |
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We could be a team! |
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We gonna |
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- Don't forget the bitches. |
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and there's not |
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I didn't ask for any of this. |
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That isn't what |
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You're not my father. |
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But I love you |
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I believe in you |
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I had sex with your mother just |
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Huh. You'll never |
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- Never. |
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(Albert's voice echoing) That isn't what |
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What a great performance. |
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Well, Rick, |
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(bottles rattling) |
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Son, is something |
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It's so unfair. |
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Why do we have $2 billion? |
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Well, your grandfather |
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and I made some |
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But that's nothing for you |
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But I want |
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And you will. |
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have worked hard to make |
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One day, Rick, people will look |
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When that day comes, |
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Give me your wallet. |
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That too. |
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Blaine's voice: |
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When that day comes, |
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Rick! |
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Ah! |
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- (bullet ricochets) |
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Huh? Ah! |
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Rick, please! |
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Ah! |
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- Dad! |
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- No! |
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My brother Albert |
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Rick, the money, |
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Sell all shares of a small company |
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It's worthless. |
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Rick, I have |
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Reach into |
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- (gun fires) |
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(groans, grunts) |
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God! |
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That ring |
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and his father's |
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Earn it, Rick. |
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Claim your... |
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- destiny. |
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Dad! |
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I'm no superhero. |
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I'm nobody! |
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Ah! |
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Man: |
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- (loud clattering) |
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(glass breaking) |
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(gunshots) |
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(cat screeches) |
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(sighs) |
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- Are you okay? |
| 00:27:36 |
You're nothing but an ugly, |
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Just like your mother! |
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- Who was that? |
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Listen, about what happened |
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You really freaked us out. |
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I'm really going through |
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Me too. My parents, |
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but I want |
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I believe in you. |
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You really do, |
| 00:28:01 |
I wish I could say |
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I don't know. |
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or am I just dating him |
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- He doesn't want any boy near me. |
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That's why he installed |
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Well, we'll see. |
| 00:28:16 |
- Right? |
| 00:28:18 |
- (car engine revs) |
| 00:28:20 |
- Jill, let's go! |
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Maybe one day you could take me |
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Uh... |
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Uh, yeah. |
| 00:28:34 |
Yeah, definitely. |
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(chirping) |
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Oh. Lovebirds. |
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(beeps) |
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(clicks) |
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Rick, this is |
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Your powers are growing, |
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It's important that you... |
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become a hero... |
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(beeping) |
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...in your ass because... |
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...squatting |
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...two girls... |
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You know what to do. |
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- This shouldn't take long. |
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Woman: Hello, Mr. Bailey. |
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I've reviewed your request |
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but with no job, |
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I'm afraid |
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But what about this? |
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That was last month. |
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This new promotion's |
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Look, I need |
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Frankly, Mr. Riker, you're the worst |
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Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson. |
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This is a good boy. |
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Ma'am... |
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rubbing my crotch under the desk |
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I'm not rubbing |
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I really need that car. |
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I don't see |
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- (gunshot) |
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Everybody stay down! |
| 00:30:38 |
- Get down. |
| 00:30:40 |
- Oh. |
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Oh, hey, I made the same mistake |
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Thanks. |
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You idiot! You let him get away |
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I don't see |
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(gunshots) |
| 00:31:01 |
- Man: Oh, man! |
| 00:31:05 |
Come over here! |
| 00:31:08 |
Let me through. |
| 00:31:11 |
- (chittering) |
| 00:31:15 |
Oh, thank God. I thought something |
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Well, an old guy did |
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- Uncle Albert! Just try to breathe. |
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I can't. |
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- (sirens blaring) |
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Rick, listen. |
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With great power comes... |
| 00:31:40 |
Great responsibility? |
| 00:31:41 |
I was gonna stick |
| 00:31:43 |
but if you want to be a virgin |
| 00:31:45 |
- (muffled) |
| 00:31:47 |
My balls! |
| 00:31:55 |
(beeping) |
| 00:31:57 |
Very good. |
| 00:32:01 |
(alarm beeping) |
| 00:32:05 |
(gasps) |
| 00:32:08 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:32:11 |
(woman gasping) |
| 00:32:24 |
Oh no. |
| 00:32:27 |
Okay. |
| 00:32:30 |
Hide the body. |
| 00:32:39 |
Get in! |
| 00:32:49 |
Okay, I come back. |
| 00:32:57 |
(beeping) |
| 00:33:08 |
Jill? |
| 00:33:10 |
I came as soon |
| 00:33:12 |
- Where's Aunt Lucille? |
| 00:33:16 |
They made her watch three hours |
| 00:33:18 |
- This is all my fault. |
| 00:33:22 |
There was nothing |
| 00:33:23 |
I could've stopped that guy |
| 00:33:26 |
Then there is blood |
| 00:33:28 |
But that's not important. All that matters |
| 00:33:31 |
- Rick Riker? |
| 00:33:34 |
Dr. Whitby. |
| 00:33:36 |
I'm afraid I have bad news. |
| 00:33:39 |
- What is it? |
| 00:33:42 |
I have an impacted colon. |
| 00:33:45 |
Whew. |
| 00:33:47 |
Now what brought you |
| 00:33:50 |
- My uncle. |
| 00:33:53 |
- No, he's gravely injured. |
| 00:33:56 |
Now if you'll excuse me, |
| 00:33:59 |
Doctor, please. |
| 00:34:01 |
Well, I don't know. |
| 00:34:06 |
Hard to say. |
| 00:34:08 |
Yup, pretty deep coma. |
| 00:34:11 |
Is he gonna be okay? |
| 00:34:13 |
Well, I'm not a betting man, |
| 00:34:16 |
- I'll take "dead in a week." |
| 00:34:18 |
No, it's all right. |
| 00:34:21 |
but this should take |
| 00:34:23 |
Here we go. |
| 00:34:25 |
- That's your vein. |
| 00:34:29 |
- First my parents and now this? |
| 00:34:32 |
I'm nothing |
| 00:34:34 |
Yes, your life has been |
| 00:34:36 |
But your uncle believed |
| 00:34:39 |
It's never too late to become the person |
| 00:34:48 |
Man's voice: Rick. |
| 00:34:49 |
Man's voice: Rick. |
| 00:34:52 |
Rick. |
| 00:34:57 |
Hello, Rick. |
| 00:34:59 |
Who are you and how |
| 00:35:01 |
- I'm a psychic. |
| 00:35:03 |
Think of any number |
| 00:35:07 |
and I'll tell you |
| 00:35:10 |
- Nine. |
| 00:35:12 |
(sighs) |
| 00:35:15 |
(mutters) |
| 00:35:18 |
My name is |
| 00:35:20 |
and this is my school. |
| 00:35:22 |
I started it |
| 00:35:23 |
with special talents |
| 00:35:27 |
Our students here learn to harness |
| 00:35:30 |
and use them to advance |
| 00:35:36 |
- Ah! Ow. |
| 00:35:37 |
Here we have children |
| 00:35:41 |
We have children who think they can |
| 00:35:43 |
- (groans) |
| 00:35:47 |
like Wolverine. |
| 00:35:49 |
Other mutants you probably |
| 00:35:52 |
like Sneezo. |
| 00:35:55 |
Most of our students |
| 00:35:58 |
Some, like you, |
| 00:36:01 |
- Oh, is that... |
| 00:36:03 |
When he came to this school, |
| 00:36:05 |
he weighed 130 lbs. |
| 00:36:07 |
Take enough roids, |
| 00:36:09 |
(yells) |
| 00:36:11 |
- Back up off those pills, Barry! |
| 00:36:13 |
(toilet flushes) |
| 00:36:18 |
- Why have you brought me here? |
| 00:36:21 |
- to be the best. |
| 00:36:24 |
Once you understand |
| 00:36:27 |
you will fly. |
| 00:36:30 |
the secret |
| 00:36:32 |
Hey, Storm! You look |
| 00:36:35 |
- (wind howls) |
| 00:36:39 |
So, Professor, |
| 00:36:41 |
- Well, you see... |
| 00:36:43 |
- Aw, shit. |
| 00:36:46 |
You wanna explain |
| 00:36:48 |
But, pumpkin, |
| 00:36:50 |
- Oh, you don't? |
| 00:36:53 |
Rick: |
| 00:36:54 |
Apparently not |
| 00:36:57 |
If you knew how to take care of your man, |
| 00:36:59 |
- No, she didn't. |
| 00:37:01 |
I'm gonna have to |
| 00:37:03 |
- You don't say no disrespectful... |
| 00:37:05 |
I'm everywhere, |
| 00:37:07 |
- Whoa! |
| 00:37:09 |
- That all you got? |
| 00:37:12 |
Now what? |
| 00:37:15 |
Yeah, whatever. |
| 00:37:18 |
I'm sure gonna miss her. |
| 00:37:21 |
Biting, scratching, panting, |
| 00:37:24 |
Wasn't me, asshole. |
| 00:37:26 |
- Come on, Spanky. |
| 00:37:28 |
I didn't even know |
| 00:37:31 |
Still some of the best |
| 00:37:34 |
How could you do this |
| 00:37:37 |
To your newborn baby? |
| 00:37:39 |
How do I know |
| 00:37:41 |
Because he can do this. |
| 00:37:44 |
Shit! |
| 00:37:45 |
(thunks) |
| 00:37:47 |
Aw, man. |
| 00:37:49 |
Now I'm never gonna know the secret |
| 00:37:52 |
You wanna know the secret? |
| 00:37:58 |
Make a costume, |
| 00:38:00 |
I swear to God. They get dumber |
| 00:38:05 |
A costume. |
| 00:38:37 |
- (knocks) |
| 00:38:43 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:38:45 |
Damn! |
| 00:38:47 |
Dude, you're like |
| 00:38:50 |
I love the mask. |
| 00:38:52 |
How you breathe |
| 00:38:56 |
- (labored breathing) |
| 00:38:58 |
You put some kind |
| 00:39:01 |
Boy, you better... |
| 00:39:03 |
that the material is |
| 00:39:05 |
Yeah, dude, I'ma tell you something. |
| 00:39:08 |
I'm impressed. |
| 00:39:22 |
Man: |
| 00:39:25 |
You're sitting on my gargoyle. |
| 00:39:27 |
- Excuse me? |
| 00:39:30 |
I'm looking seriously |
| 00:39:32 |
in a squatting position. |
| 00:39:35 |
Well, that's what I do here. |
| 00:39:37 |
I guess we're gonna |
| 00:39:39 |
Uh, okay, fine. |
| 00:39:40 |
I actually usually |
| 00:39:43 |
Oh, all right. |
| 00:39:46 |
- Okay, wait. |
| 00:39:48 |
- Dude! |
| 00:39:50 |
- Okay okay. |
| 00:39:54 |
- Uh, I can't perch like this. |
| 00:39:57 |
- What's your name? |
| 00:39:59 |
Dragonfly. |
| 00:40:02 |
What's my power? |
| 00:40:06 |
- Flame on! |
| 00:40:09 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:40:11 |
(screaming) |
| 00:40:14 |
Get a blanket or something! |
| 00:40:17 |
It's not working! |
| 00:40:22 |
Ah! No! Ah! |
| 00:40:24 |
God! You idiot, stop! |
| 00:40:26 |
What's wrong with you? |
| 00:40:29 |
(screaming louder) |
| 00:40:37 |
- (thuds) |
| 00:40:38 |
Sorry, my bad. |
| 00:40:45 |
Xavier's voice: Rick, once you understand |
| 00:40:49 |
you will fly. |
| 00:40:54 |
- (thuds) |
| 00:41:07 |
(grunting) |
| 00:41:16 |
This Dragonfly, |
| 00:41:20 |
He's not... I have... I have... |
| 00:41:23 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:41:25 |
He can't... |
| 00:41:29 |
The Dragonfly |
| 00:41:35 |
I can fly, okay? |
| 00:41:38 |
I can fly. |
| 00:41:40 |
This just in: |
| 00:41:42 |
Tom Cruise is dead. |
| 00:41:45 |
Lou: |
| 00:41:49 |
I have a feeling you might |
| 00:41:54 |
Strom, do you have |
| 00:41:57 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:42:02 |
Whatever you're doing |
| 00:42:06 |
rejuvenates you. |
| 00:42:09 |
Hmmm. |
| 00:42:11 |
What if I killed 28 people |
| 00:42:14 |
Would that give me |
| 00:42:16 |
If it were February, yes. |
| 00:42:19 |
But only if your cells |
| 00:42:20 |
that much energy at once, |
| 00:42:23 |
I'm afraid |
| 00:42:26 |
to live each day. |
| 00:42:28 |
Still a slave |
| 00:42:31 |
There must be some answer. |
| 00:42:33 |
There isn't. |
| 00:42:35 |
Unless... |
| 00:42:38 |
unless you had |
| 00:42:41 |
Then you could create |
| 00:42:44 |
to draw the life-force out |
| 00:42:46 |
and enhance your own |
| 00:42:49 |
Strom, you're a genius. |
| 00:42:51 |
Wikipedia. |
| 00:42:54 |
What is important is that you |
| 00:42:57 |
Besides, it's immoral. |
| 00:43:00 |
We're a pharmaceutical |
| 00:43:01 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:43:05 |
Take a look. |
| 00:43:07 |
Hawking's lab is |
| 00:43:09 |
I could just |
| 00:43:10 |
You're going |
| 00:43:14 |
No, not me. |
| 00:43:17 |
I'm a law abiding citizen. |
| 00:43:19 |
But perhaps there's |
| 00:43:21 |
Someone unfettered |
| 00:43:24 |
Someone who will, |
| 00:43:29 |
(laughs maniacally) |
| 00:43:32 |
Oh, glass in my eye. |
| 00:43:34 |
- Does it hurt? |
| 00:43:37 |
Well, if you could spread... |
| 00:43:41 |
Push your lids |
| 00:43:43 |
- Two... two... two fingers. |
| 00:43:44 |
That's it. And roll |
| 00:43:47 |
- And push it. |
| 00:43:48 |
Dig it out with |
| 00:43:51 |
Are you fricking insane? |
| 00:43:53 |
I'll get the tweezers. |
| 00:43:56 |
Man: Read about the Dragonfly, |
| 00:43:59 |
- Right here? |
| 00:44:00 |
Read all about it. |
| 00:44:13 |
Man: |
| 00:44:16 |
I want that story |
| 00:44:18 |
Who the hell are you? |
| 00:44:20 |
I was wondering if you've |
| 00:44:22 |
Job?! How dare you come in here |
| 00:44:25 |
I'm the editor in chief! |
| 00:44:28 |
Hamburgers can see |
| 00:44:30 |
- Rosie O'Donnell... |
| 00:44:32 |
We share the building |
| 00:44:34 |
Bad news, boss. We're nowhere on |
| 00:44:37 |
Damn. Those were |
| 00:44:39 |
What about these? |
| 00:44:45 |
Wow! it's almost like |
| 00:44:49 |
Uh, no no no. |
| 00:44:51 |
Look. |
| 00:44:53 |
Now that's photography. |
| 00:44:55 |
Just heard on the scanner, some kind |
| 00:44:58 |
We'll need photos. |
| 00:45:01 |
Where'd he go? |
| 00:45:06 |
(siren blaring) |
| 00:45:06 |
(siren blaring) |
| 00:45:09 |
Come on, let's go! |
| 00:45:18 |
This is the chief of police. |
| 00:45:21 |
Come out with your hands up. |
| 00:45:23 |
(high-pitched whine) |
| 00:45:26 |
What the hell is that? |
| 00:45:28 |
(crowd screaming) |
| 00:45:42 |
I am the Hourglass. |
| 00:45:44 |
And your time is up. |
| 00:45:57 |
Woman: |
| 00:46:02 |
(grunts) |
| 00:46:07 |
It's over, Hourglass. |
| 00:46:09 |
No, Dragonfly. |
| 00:46:11 |
(groaning) |
| 00:46:21 |
It's just begun! |
| 00:46:24 |
(shouting) |
| 00:46:26 |
It's useless to resist. |
| 00:46:28 |
I'll fight you |
| 00:46:30 |
Like the sands of time |
| 00:46:34 |
Evil never triumphs, |
| 00:46:36 |
You'll pay for your crimes |
| 00:46:39 |
stop! |
| 00:46:41 |
Stop! |
| 00:46:43 |
- (gurgling) |
| 00:46:46 |
- No. |
| 00:46:53 |
Titanium blades. |
| 00:46:54 |
They cut through diamonds. |
| 00:46:56 |
I'm not wearing any diamonds. |
| 00:47:02 |
Ooh, ow! |
| 00:47:04 |
Ow! |
| 00:47:07 |
I wish I could stay longer, |
| 00:47:10 |
But I just don't |
| 00:47:13 |
(explosion) |
| 00:47:19 |
Whoever this Dragonfly is, |
| 00:47:23 |
We don't need so-called |
| 00:47:25 |
What Empire City needs |
| 00:47:27 |
And a Hooters. |
| 00:47:31 |
Titanium blades. Looks like someone |
| 00:47:35 |
It's not my weakness. |
| 00:47:36 |
I'm sorry, I forgot. |
| 00:47:39 |
Maybe if you had a partner. |
| 00:47:41 |
I don't need help. |
| 00:47:46 |
I'm fine all by myself. |
| 00:47:49 |
She means a lot to you, |
| 00:47:51 |
What? |
| 00:47:53 |
I mean, she's with |
| 00:47:56 |
Well, maybe |
| 00:47:58 |
After all, |
| 00:48:00 |
you know, being the girlfriend |
| 00:48:02 |
I don't know what |
| 00:48:04 |
- I love her. |
| 00:48:06 |
But remember, |
| 00:48:08 |
your enemies will attack |
| 00:48:12 |
Be careful not to hurt |
| 00:48:17 |
And shave your pubes. |
| 00:48:19 |
No one wants to go down |
| 00:48:33 |
Jill! |
| 00:48:35 |
Rick? |
| 00:48:36 |
I heard you were auditioning |
| 00:48:38 |
Oh, they're beautiful. |
| 00:48:40 |
God, you are so supportive. |
| 00:48:42 |
Why can't Lance |
| 00:48:48 |
There's something you're not |
| 00:48:50 |
Something secret. |
| 00:48:52 |
Something locked away |
| 00:48:54 |
It was summer camp. |
| 00:48:57 |
You trip and fall with your mouth |
| 00:48:59 |
No! |
| 00:49:00 |
I mean, in here. |
| 00:49:07 |
Well, there is... |
| 00:49:11 |
Lucille's voice: |
| 00:49:16 |
Trey's voice: |
| 00:49:19 |
Albert's voice: Once a month |
| 00:49:26 |
I... |
| 00:49:28 |
nothing. |
| 00:49:31 |
Nothing? |
| 00:49:37 |
Well, I should go. |
| 00:49:40 |
You're a good friend. |
| 00:49:46 |
- Hey, check this out. |
| 00:49:46 |
- Hey, check this out. |
| 00:49:49 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:49:53 |
- Let's go. |
| 00:50:20 |
(groaning) |
| 00:50:34 |
(screaming) |
| 00:50:37 |
Oh God, it hurts. |
| 00:50:39 |
Please stop! |
| 00:50:42 |
(groaning) |
| 00:50:50 |
(thunder rumbles) |
| 00:50:56 |
- (buzzes) |
| 00:51:00 |
- Where are you? |
| 00:51:05 |
You saved my life. |
| 00:51:07 |
Do I get to thank you? |
| 00:51:29 |
(thunder rumbling) |
| 00:51:45 |
(siren wailing) |
| 00:51:53 |
Go. |
| 00:52:12 |
Yeah. |
| 00:52:24 |
Computer: It looks like you're planning |
| 00:52:26 |
Would you like help? |
| 00:52:28 |
(mutters) |
| 00:52:46 |
I'm so happy that you |
| 00:52:49 |
are spending Thanksgiving |
| 00:52:52 |
Of course, Lucille. |
| 00:52:54 |
You need support |
| 00:52:55 |
Yes, I miss seeing |
| 00:52:59 |
You know, 50 years |
| 00:53:01 |
creates quite a bond. |
| 00:53:03 |
I wish I knew love |
| 00:53:05 |
Oh, you will, dear. |
| 00:53:07 |
You just have to |
| 00:53:10 |
That's the thing. |
| 00:53:12 |
Oh, Jill. |
| 00:53:14 |
If you can't trust yourself |
| 00:53:18 |
I know. |
| 00:53:20 |
But what if my heart |
| 00:53:22 |
- I can't be with? |
| 00:53:23 |
It's not just any guy. |
| 00:53:25 |
forget it. |
| 00:53:27 |
No, of course not. |
| 00:53:29 |
You can tell me anything. |
| 00:53:31 |
I'm very good |
| 00:53:33 |
You'll think it's |
| 00:53:35 |
- it's the Drag... |
| 00:53:38 |
- I'll get it. |
| 00:53:42 |
Hey, babe. |
| 00:53:45 |
Oh, I forgot to tell you |
| 00:53:48 |
- Your uncle? |
| 00:53:51 |
Well, okay. |
| 00:53:53 |
Miss Johnson. Please, |
| 00:53:57 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:54:00 |
I hope this isn't |
| 00:54:02 |
Oh, of course not. |
| 00:54:05 |
Thank you. |
| 00:54:06 |
It's just Thanksgiving |
| 00:54:08 |
Lance is the only family |
| 00:54:10 |
- I never married. |
| 00:54:12 |
Nope, just never met |
| 00:54:14 |
Ah, yes, Lance told me |
| 00:54:18 |
Where is Rick? |
| 00:54:23 |
- (thumps) |
| 00:54:25 |
I thought he was out. |
| 00:54:28 |
Please, you're busy. |
| 00:54:31 |
Thank you. |
| 00:54:47 |
- (urinating) |
| 00:54:51 |
Rick? |
| 00:55:03 |
Hmmm. |
| 00:55:14 |
Hmmm. |
| 00:55:19 |
(drips) |
| 00:55:42 |
(sprinkler thwapping) |
| 00:56:04 |
(muttering) |
| 00:56:31 |
(thuds) |
| 00:56:32 |
Sorry I'm late. |
| 00:56:35 |
Oh, Mr. Landers. |
| 00:56:38 |
Rick. |
| 00:56:40 |
Lucille: |
| 00:56:42 |
Everybody, |
| 00:56:44 |
Ohhh. |
| 00:56:45 |
Ah ah ah! |
| 00:56:48 |
Jesus! |
| 00:56:50 |
All: Amen. |
| 00:56:53 |
Please start, |
| 00:56:55 |
This all looks |
| 00:56:57 |
We have Rick |
| 00:57:00 |
Ever since Albert... |
| 00:57:02 |
Rick has been supporting me |
| 00:57:06 |
New job? |
| 00:57:08 |
Oh well, I'm sort of the Dragonfly's |
| 00:57:15 |
What happened to your arm? |
| 00:57:19 |
Uh... |
| 00:57:21 |
a bike messenger |
| 00:57:24 |
I see |
| 00:57:26 |
Yes, I burned it |
| 00:57:29 |
And you have a cut on your lip. |
| 00:57:31 |
Uh... |
| 00:57:33 |
my crackpipe broke. |
| 00:57:38 |
You have a scratch |
| 00:57:40 |
Yes, I... |
| 00:57:42 |
met a girl |
| 00:57:45 |
And you have a bruise |
| 00:57:47 |
I... |
| 00:57:49 |
met a guy |
| 00:57:54 |
I'm sorry, Lance. |
| 00:57:57 |
- Why? |
| 00:58:00 |
shat my pants. |
| 00:58:02 |
(silverware clatters) |
| 00:58:03 |
I'll drive. |
| 00:58:11 |
(snoring) |
| 00:58:19 |
- Thanks for helping clean up. |
| 00:58:21 |
Poor thing's so tired. |
| 00:58:24 |
Yeah, well, you know |
| 00:58:27 |
So... you know the Dragonfly? |
| 00:58:30 |
Uh... |
| 00:58:32 |
yeah, I guess. |
| 00:58:33 |
You could sorta say |
| 00:58:36 |
Has he... |
| 00:58:39 |
Um, yeah. |
| 00:58:41 |
- Yeah, once. |
| 00:58:45 |
Well, I said... |
| 00:58:47 |
I told him... |
| 00:58:49 |
I told him, "The thing |
| 00:58:52 |
when you look in her eyes |
| 00:58:55 |
(farts) |
| 00:58:57 |
(farts) |
| 00:59:00 |
- you know that |
| 00:59:02 |
anything to be a better person |
| 00:59:04 |
- So that... |
| 00:59:07 |
- if you were ever |
| 00:59:10 |
you could earn every second |
| 00:59:14 |
(farting) |
| 00:59:20 |
- grace, |
| 00:59:23 |
(farting) |
| 00:59:28 |
- and her unending love. |
| 00:59:33 |
- Don't cry. |
| 00:59:34 |
My eyes are burning. |
| 00:59:38 |
Rick, I want you to know |
| 00:59:40 |
that was the most |
| 00:59:42 |
anyone's ever said to me. |
| 00:59:44 |
(farting) |
| 00:59:49 |
- Scented candle? |
| 00:59:53 |
- Rick, I'm so confused, and yet... |
| 00:59:58 |
- I know exactly |
| 01:00:04 |
(farting) |
| 01:00:10 |
(squeaks) |
| 01:00:15 |
(groans) |
| 01:00:20 |
Sorry to drop in uninvited. |
| 01:00:23 |
It's okay. We were hoping someone |
| 01:00:26 |
It was getting stuffy |
| 01:00:29 |
So this is the lair |
| 01:00:32 |
- How did you... |
| 01:00:35 |
I'm not here to fight you. I've got |
| 01:00:39 |
This little visit |
| 01:00:43 |
who'll get hurt |
| 01:00:46 |
Never! |
| 01:01:00 |
Time to go. |
| 01:01:03 |
(screaming) |
| 01:01:05 |
(farts) |
| 01:01:09 |
The woman, Lucille Adams |
| 01:01:11 |
- was badly injured. |
| 01:01:14 |
- Badly. |
| 01:01:15 |
All I can tell you is this: |
| 01:01:17 |
he didn't save |
| 01:01:20 |
Doctor, how is she? |
| 01:01:22 |
I'm afraid your aunt's |
| 01:01:25 |
She can't speak, she can't walk, |
| 01:01:28 |
That's... that's awful. |
| 01:01:29 |
I know. I went ahead and set up |
| 01:01:32 |
under "crazy shit machine." |
| 01:01:34 |
She already has 40 friends. |
| 01:01:36 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:01:38 |
Your aunt has no problem |
| 01:01:41 |
- Oh, thank God. |
| 01:01:43 |
I'm truly sorry, Rick, |
| 01:01:46 |
Your uncle came out |
| 01:01:48 |
He did? |
| 01:01:49 |
Yes, but you mustn't tell him about |
| 01:01:52 |
He's in a delicate mental state. |
| 01:01:55 |
could send him spiraling |
| 01:01:58 |
I understand. |
| 01:02:02 |
Mr. Adams, |
| 01:02:05 |
- Is it Lucille? |
| 01:02:08 |
It's your nephew Rick. |
| 01:02:09 |
(softly) |
| 01:02:12 |
Now, sir, here you go. |
| 01:02:15 |
- You did surgery on me? |
| 01:02:18 |
with one of our |
| 01:02:20 |
but don't worry, |
| 01:02:22 |
We did cut your testicles off, but, well, |
| 01:02:25 |
you won't be |
| 01:02:27 |
You just want |
| 01:02:29 |
He'll land on his feet |
| 01:02:33 |
Priest: |
| 01:02:36 |
- to Lucille Adams. |
| 01:02:39 |
Priest: |
| 01:02:41 |
Albert: |
| 01:02:44 |
that I can look |
| 01:02:46 |
God, Lucille! |
| 01:02:49 |
How could you take her from me? |
| 01:02:53 |
- Ahhh! |
| 01:02:55 |
Lucille! |
| 01:02:57 |
I'm sorry, there's been |
| 01:02:59 |
- This is your wife. |
| 01:03:02 |
She is this man's wife. |
| 01:03:07 |
Give me five minutes. |
| 01:03:10 |
(coffin squeaking) |
| 01:03:13 |
- Uncle Albert! |
| 01:03:18 |
(sniffs) |
| 01:03:20 |
You're one lucky guy. |
| 01:03:22 |
where's Lucille? |
| 01:03:24 |
Ah, Lucille! |
| 01:03:27 |
(sighs) |
| 01:03:32 |
(crowd shouting) |
| 01:03:33 |
I do have this coupon |
| 01:03:41 |
Rick? |
| 01:03:44 |
I am so sorry |
| 01:03:48 |
What is it? |
| 01:03:50 |
I know I said some things, |
| 01:03:53 |
but now more than ever, |
| 01:03:56 |
we can never be together. |
| 01:03:58 |
I don't believe you. |
| 01:04:01 |
(soft sobs) |
| 01:04:03 |
You love me, Rick. |
| 01:04:06 |
Jill, trust me. |
| 01:04:13 |
I don't love you. |
| 01:04:17 |
You're no longer |
| 01:04:21 |
How could you? |
| 01:04:29 |
# When I was young # |
| 01:04:32 |
# I never needed anyone # |
| 01:04:38 |
# Makin' love |
| 01:04:43 |
# Those days are gone # |
| 01:04:53 |
# All by myself # |
| 01:04:59 |
# Don't wanna be # |
| 01:05:02 |
# All by myself # |
| 01:05:07 |
# Anymore # |
| 01:05:10 |
# All by myself # |
| 01:05:16 |
# Don't wanna be # |
| 01:05:18 |
# All by myself. # |
| 01:05:23 |
# Anymore # |
| 01:05:26 |
# All by myself # |
| 01:05:32 |
# Don't want to be # |
| 01:05:34 |
# All by myself # |
| 01:05:39 |
# Anymore # |
| 01:05:42 |
# All by myself. # |
| 01:05:50 |
(spraying) |
| 01:05:52 |
You can't keep |
| 01:05:54 |
You only beat me |
| 01:05:56 |
And the back nine |
| 01:05:59 |
- (glass shatters) |
| 01:06:00 |
- Look at this place. |
| 01:06:03 |
You gotta pull |
| 01:06:06 |
What's the point? |
| 01:06:10 |
(burbles) |
| 01:06:13 |
Look at you... |
| 01:06:15 |
wearing fake beards, |
| 01:06:19 |
and we found your costume |
| 01:06:22 |
Yeah, well, I'm not |
| 01:06:25 |
But you said the Hourglass |
| 01:06:27 |
I told you I'm no hero. |
| 01:06:31 |
I've rejected the only girl |
| 01:06:32 |
and I can't even fly. |
| 01:06:36 |
I wish I'd never been bitten |
| 01:06:40 |
And maybe your father |
| 01:06:43 |
Look at the words |
| 01:06:47 |
"Honor, valor, sacrifice, |
| 01:06:50 |
duty, commitment, |
| 01:06:52 |
integrity, brotherhood, |
| 01:06:54 |
self-esteem, low prices, |
| 01:06:57 |
loose-fitting pants, |
| 01:07:01 |
The rest is in Latin. |
| 01:07:03 |
Rick, the hero's path |
| 01:07:05 |
You may fail or you may fly. |
| 01:07:09 |
is that you do it |
| 01:07:12 |
Helping others, Rick, |
| 01:07:14 |
that's what makes you |
| 01:07:18 |
Maybe you're right, |
| 01:07:20 |
but even if I wanted to stop |
| 01:07:23 |
I wouldn't know |
| 01:07:24 |
I mean, where's he gonna |
| 01:07:27 |
Look. |
| 01:07:30 |
Reporting here live from the |
| 01:07:33 |
where thousands of people |
| 01:07:35 |
but none of them |
| 01:07:37 |
than the attendees |
| 01:07:40 |
I'll drive. |
| 01:07:42 |
- (brakes squeal) |
| 01:07:45 |
Well, that shortcut through the playground |
| 01:07:49 |
You go ahead, |
| 01:07:51 |
I'll find |
| 01:07:55 |
Girl: |
| 01:07:58 |
Each year |
| 01:08:00 |
are held to honor |
| 01:08:02 |
on behalf of all humanity. |
| 01:08:05 |
This gala event |
| 01:08:07 |
the world's most prestigious |
| 01:08:10 |
- Excuse us, excuse us! |
| 01:08:12 |
Damn! Look, |
| 01:08:15 |
And Nelson Mandela. |
| 01:08:17 |
Hey, I was |
| 01:08:21 |
One of the guests here |
| 01:08:23 |
But which one? |
| 01:08:27 |
Thank you so much |
| 01:08:29 |
Well, when you're being |
| 01:08:32 |
you want |
| 01:08:35 |
Perhaps one day, you could |
| 01:08:38 |
(snorts) |
| 01:08:40 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:08:42 |
is for the medical |
| 01:08:45 |
For his company's |
| 01:08:47 |
in the field |
| 01:08:50 |
I award Lou Landers |
| 01:08:54 |
# Douchebag # |
| 01:08:57 |
# He's the douchebag |
| 01:09:00 |
# Now ain't |
| 01:09:03 |
# Ain't he grand? |
| 01:09:11 |
# Douchebag # |
| 01:09:14 |
# He's Mr. Douchebag |
| 01:09:18 |
# Look at him smile, |
| 01:09:21 |
# He's the douchebag of, |
| 01:09:24 |
Hold up the douchebag! |
| 01:09:30 |
Stop right there, Landers. |
| 01:09:33 |
Mr. Riker. |
| 01:09:35 |
you know. |
| 01:09:37 |
You're damn right I do. |
| 01:09:40 |
Someone in this auditorium |
| 01:09:43 |
I need your help |
| 01:09:46 |
Now the Hourglass |
| 01:09:48 |
a guest of honor... |
| 01:09:50 |
maybe even |
| 01:09:57 |
This may be nothing, |
| 01:10:00 |
with what looked like |
| 01:10:03 |
cerillium. |
| 01:10:04 |
Who? |
| 01:10:06 |
- This year's lifetime achievement award... |
| 01:10:09 |
...goes to one of the world's |
| 01:10:11 |
His Holiness, |
| 01:10:17 |
(gasping) |
| 01:10:21 |
This man isn't who you think |
| 01:10:24 |
No no, |
| 01:10:26 |
Shut up! You're plotting |
| 01:10:29 |
and I can prove it. |
| 01:10:31 |
the armor you're hiding |
| 01:10:34 |
You can't fool me, |
| 01:10:36 |
You're packing 10 lbs |
| 01:10:39 |
- What? |
| 01:10:43 |
Take him down. |
| 01:10:49 |
Tutu. |
| 01:10:56 |
Peace! |
| 01:10:58 |
Pea... |
| 01:11:01 |
(gong clangs) |
| 01:11:04 |
(chants) |
| 01:11:09 |
Shit shit shit shit shit. |
| 01:11:15 |
You! |
| 01:11:18 |
You're the Hourglass. |
| 01:11:22 |
It's a pity you saw that, |
| 01:11:24 |
Perhaps this will help |
| 01:11:30 |
(muffled groaning) |
| 01:11:35 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:11:39 |
Take me. |
| 01:11:52 |
(explosion) |
| 01:11:59 |
Hourglass! |
| 01:12:08 |
- Hero con? |
| 01:12:11 |
who like to dress up |
| 01:12:14 |
- By the way, your costume sucks. |
| 01:12:18 |
Excuse me, |
| 01:12:21 |
(groans) |
| 01:12:22 |
No, you're killing him |
| 01:12:25 |
- It's like this. |
| 01:12:28 |
Better. |
| 01:12:32 |
Oh, shit. |
| 01:12:49 |
Hourglass, you'll never |
| 01:12:51 |
Forget it, Dragonfly. |
| 01:12:55 |
- (laughs) |
| 01:12:57 |
- Run! |
| 01:13:00 |
(gasps) |
| 01:13:02 |
Yeah. |
| 01:13:06 |
(grunting) |
| 01:13:14 |
Goodbye... |
| 01:13:18 |
little fly. |
| 01:13:21 |
Dragonfly! |
| 01:13:24 |
- No! |
| 01:13:29 |
(growls) |
| 01:13:40 |
- (splats) |
| 01:13:46 |
Man: My eye! |
| 01:13:50 |
So, are you gonna |
| 01:13:56 |
(clanging) |
| 01:14:01 |
Eh. |
| 01:14:03 |
Dragonfly, you must |
| 01:14:07 |
(sighs) |
| 01:14:09 |
I can't. |
| 01:14:11 |
I can't fly. |
| 01:14:13 |
If there is one lesson |
| 01:14:16 |
it is that the spirit |
| 01:14:19 |
The hero comes from within. |
| 01:14:21 |
Those are |
| 01:14:24 |
Whatever. |
| 01:14:28 |
You're right. |
| 01:14:36 |
It's working. |
| 01:14:40 |
- (groans) |
| 01:14:43 |
Watch, Dragonfly, |
| 01:14:44 |
as your city dies. |
| 01:14:58 |
Where... am I? |
| 01:15:01 |
You're with me, |
| 01:15:03 |
your lover. |
| 01:15:11 |
Dragonfly! |
| 01:15:15 |
No. |
| 01:15:18 |
- No. |
| 01:15:23 |
- (ticking) |
| 01:15:26 |
(grunts) |
| 01:15:27 |
Aha! |
| 01:15:29 |
(ticking) |
| 01:15:30 |
I need you to jerk this off. |
| 01:15:34 |
Yeah. |
| 01:15:36 |
There's not enough time. |
| 01:15:40 |
Oh fuck. |
| 01:15:42 |
(Jill screams) |
| 01:15:49 |
- It's over. |
| 01:15:52 |
Jill! |
| 01:15:56 |
Gotcha. |
| 01:16:00 |
- Rick? |
| 01:16:02 |
to the girl I love, did you? |
| 01:16:04 |
Well, we're still |
| 01:16:06 |
Damn it! |
| 01:16:09 |
Maybe I wasn't cut out |
| 01:16:11 |
You know, maybe I was meant |
| 01:16:14 |
- a gym teacher. |
| 01:16:15 |
- This is a really tall building. |
| 01:16:18 |
I don't care |
| 01:16:20 |
If I die, I die happily |
| 01:16:22 |
You're my hero, Rick Riker, |
| 01:16:31 |
Yes! |
| 01:16:34 |
We only have |
| 01:16:36 |
Hang on. |
| 01:16:48 |
Thank you, Dragonfly. |
| 01:16:51 |
Because of you, our city |
| 01:16:54 |
- You said it, Dr. Hawking. |
| 01:16:57 |
It's a happy ending |
| 01:16:59 |
- (screams) |
| 01:17:03 |
Who am I? |
| 01:17:06 |
I'm the Dragonfly. |
| 01:17:10 |
I will forever be |
| 01:17:13 |
(splats) |
| 01:17:15 |
(dramatic music playing) |
| 01:17:15 |
(dramatic music playing) |
| 01:17:18 |
I am the Hourglass! |
| 01:17:20 |
# Darkness has found you, |
| 01:17:24 |
# No one to save you, |
| 01:17:28 |
# What do you do when |
| 01:17:33 |
# Where do you go |
| 01:17:37 |
# Where is the one |
| 01:17:42 |
# I'm here to save you? |
| 01:17:46 |
# Nobody knows just who |
| 01:17:50 |
# Behind this mask, his wings |
| 01:17:55 |
# Just in time to reach up |
| 01:17:58 |
# And fly away # |
| 01:18:04 |
# Don't worry you're safe # |
| 01:18:08 |
# In my arms, |
| 01:18:12 |
# To lift me up, |
| 01:18:17 |
# Jill and I were always |
| 01:18:20 |
# So I will show you why |
| 01:18:25 |
# Don't they know that |
| 01:18:28 |
# Don't they know |
| 01:18:30 |
# Me # |
| 01:18:32 |
# Don't worry yourself... # |
| 01:18:42 |
Hourglass: |
| 01:18:44 |
# Watch out behind you # |
| 01:18:47 |
# This is designed to # |
| 01:18:49 |
# Quickly remind you # |
| 01:18:51 |
# We're almost out of time # |
| 01:18:54 |
# Somebody tell me what |
| 01:18:58 |
# Behind his mask, his wings, |
| 01:19:02 |
# Just in time to reach up |
| 01:19:06 |
# And fly away # |
| 01:19:12 |
# Don't worry you're safe # |
| 01:19:16 |
# In my arms, |
| 01:19:20 |
# To lift me up, |
| 01:19:23 |
# Jill and I were |
| 01:19:27 |
# So I will show you why |
| 01:19:32 |
# Don't you worry, |
| 01:19:35 |
# Who let's them know |
| 01:19:37 |
# Don't they know they'll |
| 01:19:42 |
# Don't worry you're safe... # |
| 01:19:46 |
# In my arms so green # |
| 01:19:49 |
# It's easy. # |
| 01:19:54 |
(echoing) |
| 01:20:01 |
(echoing) |
| 01:20:06 |
# I'm calling out, |
| 01:20:09 |
# This is my 011 # |
| 01:20:12 |
# I'm sinking down |
| 01:20:15 |
# That I just can't outrun # |
| 01:20:17 |
# To save myself |
| 01:20:20 |
# Is that I've got |
| 01:20:23 |
# I cry for help |
| 01:20:26 |
# The one who hears |
| 01:20:29 |
# I need a hero # |
| 01:20:31 |
# Someone to rescue me |
| 01:20:34 |
# Whenever I'm falling, |
| 01:20:39 |
# I need a hero |
| 01:20:43 |
# I need a hero |
| 01:20:45 |
# To fix it when |
| 01:20:48 |
# To be big and strong, |
| 01:20:51 |
# Waited my whole life # |
| 01:20:55 |
# For someone like you # |
| 01:20:58 |
# And I think it's time # |
| 01:21:00 |
# For my dreams |
| 01:21:03 |
# If only you could hear me # |
| 01:21:07 |
# I know you'd |
| 01:21:10 |
# You'll never let me go # |
| 01:21:13 |
(echoing) |
| 01:21:20 |
# I need a hero # |
| 01:21:22 |
# Someone to rescue me |
| 01:21:25 |
# Whenever I'm falling, |
| 01:21:30 |
# I need a hero |
| 01:21:34 |
# I need a hero |
| 01:21:37 |
# To fix it when |
| 01:21:39 |
# To be big and strong, |
