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Superman Doomsday
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Just look at him. |
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So sleek, so powerful... |
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... so beautiful. |
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Like some great |
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Of course, any sensible god |
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... in return for his favor. |
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But, no, our Man of Steel |
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... with no strings attached. |
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And the people... |
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... they practically |
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Enjoy your reign |
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For as surely as night follows day... |
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... there comes a time |
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I don't care how many weeks |
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The Daily Planet is not about |
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You know Lex Luthor couldn't care less |
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It's a front to siphon money |
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...so he can fund the manufacture |
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...to sell on the black market. |
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Allegedly. |
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Look, how many exposés do I have |
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...and sees through |
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As many as it takes. |
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But it helps to have a smoking gun. |
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You sure you're not |
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You've been mighty soft |
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Excuse me for not wanting |
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Well, LexCorp's going down... |
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...whether it's me |
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If it's Superman, that makes it news, |
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Kent, shouldn't you be |
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I always make my flight, chief. |
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Well, don't forget to write. |
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Sure thing, Perry. |
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Articles, Kent, articles. |
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Perry's really broken up |
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He'll miss me |
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Well, I'm off to Afghanistan, Lois. |
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Happy trails, Smallville. |
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Guess I'll be seeing you. |
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Don't step on any landmines. |
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Two miles below Earth's surface. |
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Even Superman can't see us here. |
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Luthor's sure to be happy about that. |
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- Heat's fricking unbearable. |
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"I shall invent a new energy source... |
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...by harnessing radiation |
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And rake in billions while we drown |
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Don't be surprised if he asks us |
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We're halfway there already. |
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"Insert a diode catheter |
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...run a feed back to LexCorp, |
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"Keep Metropolis' power grids |
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Dr. Murphy. |
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- What is it? |
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You tell me. |
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Lex. |
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Oh. |
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Get this to Biochem, hand-carry only. |
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I know the drill, Lex. |
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Muscular dystrophy. |
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I can cure every known case |
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Have Swan find a way |
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...turn it into |
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Right now, it's a mere |
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And you need it |
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But Swan's working the AIDS thing. |
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Oh, right. |
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Bird flu. |
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Guess Jerry's kids |
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Now, Mercy, |
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Project Applecore. |
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Have you cured cancer yet, Kal-EI? |
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I can design a machine |
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...from the distant future, |
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...from dwarf-star matter... |
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...but I can't find a way to keep |
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I wish I could help humankind |
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...than just being its |
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One thing I've learned since arriving |
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...don't always have |
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As much as I love dishing |
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...I thought we came here |
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You wouldn't have a blow-dryer? |
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We'll need to get you |
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I wouldn't need so many warm baths if |
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The Antarctic camouflages Kryptonian |
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But next time you catch a chill, |
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You wouldn't use your heat vision |
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- No, just the x-ray. |
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Maybe we could find |
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That's it, Mr. Luthor. |
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- Definitely a spacecraft. |
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Vintage? |
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- We're deep. |
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That's a conservative estimate. |
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Last time aliens fell to Earth, |
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This time, whatever's |
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...lock, stock and barrel. |
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What happened? |
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We have a puncture. |
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How are we supposed |
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It's a warning. |
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Clear out! Clear out! |
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Use the rays of the laser. |
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If an alien race possessed |
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...and use Earth as their personal toilet, |
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They couldn't kill it. |
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You know, I've been thinking... |
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About Clark. |
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Kent? While you're snuggling |
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I think I'm jealous. |
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Smallville's going on assignment |
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They say I'm brave, |
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Ordinary men and women |
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...they're the real heroes. |
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I just find it interesting that |
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...the more distant |
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Superman, I wanna know everything |
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...like your real name. |
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It's Kal-EI. |
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Your other real name. |
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Biscuit. |
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Biscuit. |
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Mother... |
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That monster's trail of destruction will |
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Relax. Applecore may have been illegal, |
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See that it stays that way. |
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LexCorp was never there. |
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Look, I know who you are. |
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Lois, I care about you |
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To reveal my secret identity |
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Please. My safety was compromised |
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How many times |
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Rhetorical. |
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I haven't told you my identity for the |
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...with our relationship, |
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Well, try reading a gossip column. |
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Practically all of Metropolis |
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You're clinging to keep one last part |
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...and the only reason I can fathom |
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...you've developed a very human, |
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We've been together for six months. |
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It'd be nice if I could start calling you |
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- He also goes by Kal-EI. |
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Well, that was some first fight. |
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Be nice if it was our last. |
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Maybe you're right. Maybe it is time |
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Kal-EI. |
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- This isn't a good time. |
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It is a matter of terrific urgency. |
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I have isolated a match |
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...from your father's archives. |
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The subject in question |
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...to be the ultimate soldier. |
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Precise, clinical, unstoppable. |
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But its creators came to realize... |
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...that it could not distinguish |
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Thus, this doomsday machine |
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...because it must. |
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We need to clear this area. |
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Fire! |
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You're dropping me off here? |
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Doomsday's at Hob's End |
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Exactly. |
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Jimmy, meet me on the roof, |
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Lois, shouldn't we wait |
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I'm an Air Force brat, remember? |
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I was flying these things |
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Now, hang on. |
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There. |
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Jimmy, camera on the action. |
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Oh, man, he can jump! |
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Thanks, Superman. |
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Get out of here. Now. |
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Superman, don't... |
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It's why I'm here. |
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I've never seen Superman |
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Not that he can't dish it. |
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For those just joining us, |
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... of widespread destruction |
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... as Superman attempts to overpower |
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... for a string of grisly murders. |
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But as of right now, it's uncertain |
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Lois, do you think Superman's o...? |
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Camera on the action, Jimmy. |
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Superman. |
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Is everyone...? |
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You did it, Superman. |
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Good. That's... |
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That's all that matters. |
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Clark. |
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Superman died as he lived... |
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...defending Metropolis. |
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He may have come |
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...but he will always belong to ours. |
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James Olsen? |
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Your photos of the tragedy were... |
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Well, words fail. |
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It must have been hard for you, |
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If you ever need to talk. |
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What is he doing here? |
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I wouldn't be surprised |
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Luthor doesn't matter right now. |
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Come on, Lois. |
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Today, Superman's funeral was viewed... |
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...by hundreds of millions worldwide. |
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Not since President Kennedy died |
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Yet it is the people of Metropolis |
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...as we knew him best. |
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So let us take a brief moment |
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Last year for Halloween, |
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Now I'm gonna do it every year |
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I was installing a satellite |
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Three stories. I should have been a goner. |
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... everyone's guardian angel |
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Not a word from Kent. |
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He hasn't called, hasn't e-mailed. |
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Clark isn't coming back. |
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It's Afghanistan, chief. |
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Look, Lane, Kent's fine. |
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You know how he disappears |
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What are you doing here anyway? |
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And do what? |
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Well, occupy yourself |
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You must have someone |
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- Yes? |
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I'm Lois Lane. |
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- From the Daily Pl... |
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My son talks about you quite often. |
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He's the reason I've come to see you. |
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Has there been word |
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I've been... |
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Mrs. Kent... |
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...you know as well as I do |
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...died in Metropolis last week. |
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- Look, I'm not here as a reporter. I... |
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I don't know exactly. |
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Maybe it's just... |
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I don't know if he told you, |
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...for the past few months, |
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And I know the rest |
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...and misses him |
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...but no one else |
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...can know what it felt like |
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...or how it feels now... |
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...every minute of every day, |
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Like I'm the one |
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You know, I was just about |
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You look like |
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God, yes. Thank you. |
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As feared... |
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... crime rates have soared |
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Criminals have become more daring... |
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... and Metropolis P.D. Remains |
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On the bright side... |
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...technologies mogul |
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...contributed $ 10 million |
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But ultimately, Metropolis |
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...that no police force, |
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...will ever be as omnipresent |
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You've made the right decision, James. |
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We at the National Voyeur feel |
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Why rub people's noses in it? |
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We're in the business |
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And making money, James. |
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Please, call me Jimmy. |
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Jimmy gave notice? |
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What notice? Little ingrate up and left. |
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But why would he...? |
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Look, chief, this has been hard |
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I'm sure this is just his way |
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Don't sugarcoat it, Lane. |
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He isn't man enough |
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Easy enough to lose sight of, I suppose, |
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Which reminds me, you rode shotgun |
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Kind of risky, don't you think? |
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No more than usual, chief. |
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Because he isn't here to pull your ass |
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Be careful, Lane. |
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Taken before his time. |
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So completely... |
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...absurdly random. |
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Come on, Lex. I figured |
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Isn't this what you wanted? |
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I wanted a winning strategy. |
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Instead, I've been cheated of the victory |
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...by an intergalactic soccer hooligan. |
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Your scientists found the hooligan. |
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Speaking of which... |
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...you did see to it that little mess |
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LexCorp was never there. |
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And neither were you. |
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Toyman doesn't feel like sharing. |
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The goodies are mine, mine, mine. |
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All you action figures |
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...or the kiddies are coming down |
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Are you suicidal? |
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We're supposed to report news, |
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Forget the news. |
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That's it, ta-ta. |
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It's okay. |
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Come on. |
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It's safe now. |
| 00:36:51 |
It's okay. |
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Wha...? |
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My play dates. |
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Fun time's over! |
| 00:37:28 |
School's out forever! |
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Your stop. Be right back. |
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Superman's back? |
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You? But you're... |
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Taking you in, Toyman. |
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Giddyup! |
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Like we really needed him |
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Lame. |
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Thank you, Superman. |
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It's why I'm here. |
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It's really me, Lois. |
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I'm back. |
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I can see that, feel that. |
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But how? |
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I awoke in darkness. |
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The last thing I remember |
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You're here, unless I'm dreaming. |
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That's all that matters. |
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Oh, you missed it. |
| 00:39:29 |
Here you go. |
| 00:39:36 |
You are glad to see me? |
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Of course, Lois. It's just... |
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I may need time to re-acclimate. |
| 00:39:44 |
I did just come back |
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Of course. |
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So see you soon? |
| 00:39:51 |
Yeah. Soon. |
| 00:40:04 |
We will soon commence renovation |
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...to celebrate |
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There's work to be done. |
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But I will make the streets |
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It's a miracle. |
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A miracle. |
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Can you believe Superman's back? |
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- He'll put the city back to shape. |
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Luthor. |
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Over here, Superman. |
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Warm. |
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Warmer. |
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If you're wondering why you can 't |
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... they're lined with lead. |
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My rumpus room also comes equipped |
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...and, of course, kryptonite. |
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Red and green, |
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And you are on the naughty list! |
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Why did you leave me? |
| 00:41:46 |
Why? |
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We had so much unfinished business. |
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Who's your daddy? |
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By the way, you're doing a fine job |
| 00:42:17 |
Keep up the good work. |
| 00:42:31 |
I've done it, Superman. |
| 00:42:32 |
Achieved the unimaginable. |
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Sculpted your clone with a strand |
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...swabbed from the scene |
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Your doppelgänger possesses |
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But not your mind. |
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Only knows what |
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...since you took your secrets |
| 00:42:56 |
But why should I complain? |
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My super-powered sycophant |
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Even tunneled all the way to Memorial |
| 00:43:08 |
A bit ghoulish, I know, |
| 00:43:14 |
I resented being cheated |
| 00:43:18 |
...but I'm over it. |
| 00:43:19 |
In fact, this whole miserable experience |
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Put me back in touch with my roots. |
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So now that you no longer stand |
| 00:43:32 |
...you shall help me to achieve them. |
| 00:43:54 |
Lane. Martha, hi. |
| 00:43:57 |
Clark still hasn't visited. |
| 00:44:00 |
He... He's a little preoccupied |
| 00:44:04 |
You know, making up for lost time. |
| 00:44:06 |
Well, you see him, don't you? |
| 00:44:09 |
Not as much as I'd like. |
| 00:44:25 |
So this is what a potential Pulitzer |
| 00:44:29 |
Lois, hey. |
| 00:44:31 |
Don't think they'll let you past |
| 00:44:36 |
I'm not here to go clubbing, Jimmy. |
| 00:44:45 |
Lois, I'm working here. |
| 00:44:47 |
Jimmy, look at you. |
| 00:44:49 |
Italian silk. |
| 00:44:51 |
You're underpaid at the Planet, |
| 00:44:53 |
I meant I'm not sure |
| 00:44:58 |
Speaking of changes, |
| 00:45:02 |
Ever consider the big S |
| 00:45:06 |
He wears red and blue, flies... |
| 00:45:08 |
...crime rate's plummeted |
| 00:45:12 |
Gosh, you think he's a zombie? |
| 00:45:14 |
I'm not sure what he is. |
| 00:45:16 |
Call it reporter's nose |
| 00:45:19 |
Whoa, you're not serious? |
| 00:45:21 |
Why wouldn't you think |
| 00:45:27 |
Okay, weird. |
| 00:45:29 |
- I need to know the truth. |
| 00:45:33 |
Come on, Jimmy, |
| 00:45:40 |
I've moved on, Lois. |
| 00:45:43 |
I like it just fine. |
| 00:45:51 |
And how was your day, Superman? |
| 00:45:53 |
Save any lives? |
| 00:46:01 |
A 19-second blackout at 3:47 a.m. |
| 00:46:07 |
Had to be an EMP. |
| 00:46:10 |
But you didn't get up |
| 00:46:14 |
Where the hell are you? |
| 00:46:41 |
Winslow P. Schott, a.k.a. Toyman... |
| 00:46:44 |
... escaped from prison |
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... and proceeded to hold several children |
| 00:46:50 |
After a prolonged standoff... |
| 00:46:51 |
... the fugitive was apprehended |
| 00:46:55 |
But though Toyman is now safely |
| 00:46:58 |
... there is a tragic element |
| 00:47:00 |
Minutes before his capture, Toyman |
| 00:47:05 |
She was only 4 years old. |
| 00:47:16 |
I'm alive? |
| 00:47:19 |
It would seem that on this world... |
| 00:47:21 |
...the laws of human death |
| 00:47:24 |
I only came to realize it 17 days |
| 00:47:28 |
...when I was alerted to a single pulse |
| 00:47:31 |
So my vitals slowed to a crawl... |
| 00:47:37 |
To better enable you to heal. |
| 00:47:39 |
I had to await a second pulse, |
| 00:47:43 |
...once I discovered |
| 00:47:46 |
Relocated? |
| 00:47:47 |
To LexCorp. |
| 00:47:49 |
It would appear |
| 00:47:52 |
I need to get back to Metropolis. |
| 00:47:55 |
Once you have regained your strength. |
| 00:47:57 |
I am uncertain |
| 00:47:59 |
...but for now, he seems to be |
| 00:48:18 |
Pardon me, officers. |
| 00:48:21 |
What? Why, you can't... |
| 00:48:24 |
Is that allowed? |
| 00:48:28 |
I have rights. |
| 00:48:29 |
I have nothing to say to you. |
| 00:48:33 |
How about goodbye? |
| 00:48:44 |
Did he just drop him? |
| 00:49:00 |
Lane. He did what? |
| 00:49:05 |
Excuse me, coming through. |
| 00:49:37 |
Over here. Over here, Superman. |
| 00:49:39 |
Superman, what made you do it? |
| 00:49:41 |
Toyman would have killed again. |
| 00:49:45 |
But you've never done anything |
| 00:49:47 |
I see things differently now. |
| 00:49:49 |
- But what about the law? |
| 00:49:52 |
I consider myself the authority |
| 00:49:57 |
That is not the boy I raised. |
| 00:50:01 |
Precious, come down here. |
| 00:50:05 |
Precious. |
| 00:50:09 |
Got her, ma'am. |
| 00:50:13 |
Now, you know, Persian Longhairs |
| 00:50:16 |
Please, Precious didn't mean it. |
| 00:50:19 |
Oh, my beef isn't with the kitty. |
| 00:50:21 |
It really irks me when folks don't take |
| 00:50:26 |
Don't get me wrong, |
| 00:50:29 |
But every time I have to stop |
| 00:50:32 |
...it potentially keeps me |
| 00:50:37 |
Life-threatening matters. |
| 00:50:43 |
You may wanna think about that |
| 00:50:47 |
I will. I... I promise, thank you. |
| 00:50:55 |
The commissioner |
| 00:50:58 |
As I was just explaining to the lady, |
| 00:51:02 |
We've been instructed |
| 00:51:06 |
Really? |
| 00:51:13 |
- Son of a...! |
| 00:51:31 |
Solar boosters at maximum. |
| 00:51:36 |
Your metabolism |
| 00:51:39 |
We must continue your accelerated |
| 00:51:45 |
Well, the prodigal son of Krypton. |
| 00:51:49 |
You've been acting a tad |
| 00:51:53 |
Protecting Metropolis |
| 00:51:55 |
It is when you make the streets |
| 00:52:01 |
I put you on Earth |
| 00:52:04 |
Here. |
| 00:52:06 |
A hot list of LexCorp's competitors. |
| 00:52:08 |
All with motive to steal Superman's |
| 00:52:12 |
Retrieve the body immediately... |
| 00:52:15 |
...and discreetly. |
| 00:52:18 |
Remember, |
| 00:52:21 |
I can take you out of it. |
| 00:52:29 |
That's what I said, right? |
| 00:53:04 |
Ladies. |
| 00:53:26 |
Lead. Only one thing |
| 00:53:57 |
A safe Superman |
| 00:54:04 |
Evening, Lex. |
| 00:54:06 |
Lois Lane. |
| 00:54:07 |
- How did you...? |
| 00:54:10 |
It's what I do. |
| 00:54:12 |
Forgive the indelicacy, Lois, |
| 00:54:16 |
There's breaking news. |
| 00:54:19 |
Looks like you won, Lex. |
| 00:54:22 |
I'm not sure I know |
| 00:54:25 |
How'd you do it? |
| 00:54:26 |
How did you make Superman |
| 00:54:29 |
Really, Lois, |
| 00:54:32 |
Relax. I don't plan on writing |
| 00:54:35 |
I'm tired, quitting the Planet, |
| 00:54:38 |
But before I go, |
| 00:54:42 |
What you did to him... |
| 00:54:46 |
...so I can move on with my life. |
| 00:54:50 |
You were more than friends. |
| 00:54:58 |
He was more than |
| 00:55:04 |
You must be terribly lonesome |
| 00:55:08 |
Yes. |
| 00:55:11 |
Then you need someone |
| 00:55:16 |
Someone big and strong. |
| 00:55:43 |
We have 30 minutes, |
| 00:55:45 |
Don't forget your camera. |
| 00:56:34 |
You know, I'm supposed to be covering |
| 00:56:37 |
Save it. We're here. |
| 00:56:44 |
Great. Retinal scanner. |
| 00:56:47 |
Now what? |
| 00:57:24 |
Yummy. |
| 00:57:27 |
- A freaking circus sideshow. |
| 00:57:38 |
Superman? |
| 00:57:39 |
Supermen. |
| 00:57:42 |
He's harvesting Supermen. |
| 00:57:46 |
So you were right. |
| 00:57:48 |
The Superman who returned... |
| 00:57:50 |
A clone. A fake. |
| 00:57:52 |
Which means |
| 00:57:55 |
Yes, Jimmy. |
| 00:57:58 |
Dead. Just as you and Ms. Lane |
| 00:58:04 |
Because after all, |
| 00:58:09 |
They are genetically bred |
| 00:58:13 |
Imagine, an army of Supermen |
| 00:58:19 |
The world |
| 00:58:30 |
Clearly, some fine-tuning is required. |
| 00:58:34 |
On the bright side, |
| 00:58:49 |
Oh, hell. |
| 00:58:57 |
Evil Supermen? Not on my watch. |
| 00:59:48 |
Evacuate the premises. |
| 01:00:08 |
Superman, |
| 01:00:12 |
I might have to mess up |
| 01:00:15 |
That's it, come to papa. |
| 01:00:47 |
What's he doing? |
| 01:00:52 |
You're a menace to society, Luthor. |
| 01:01:14 |
Come on. |
| 01:01:24 |
An alert from Metropolis. |
| 01:01:27 |
The saga of Superman 's return... |
| 01:01:29 |
... just took another bizarre twist... |
| 01:01:30 |
... as the Man of Steel allegedly adds tech |
| 01:01:35 |
The president has declared |
| 01:01:39 |
... and is considering military action. |
| 01:01:42 |
Army reserves are mobilizing, |
| 01:01:44 |
... how Superman will respond |
| 01:01:48 |
But, Kal-EI, |
| 01:01:53 |
It'll have to do. |
| 01:02:16 |
Kal-EI, your double outmatches you. |
| 01:02:18 |
You will need a leading edge |
| 01:02:21 |
Solar suit. |
| 01:02:22 |
To help absorb yellow sun rays |
| 01:02:25 |
I had something |
| 01:02:28 |
Luthor's kryptonite cannon? |
| 01:02:30 |
From the archives. |
| 01:02:31 |
The kryptonite is safely ensconced |
| 01:02:35 |
Properly utilized, |
| 01:02:38 |
...and even the playing field. |
| 01:03:17 |
This is insane. |
| 01:03:21 |
You're right. |
| 01:03:24 |
Dead men walking. |
| 01:03:26 |
Superman, |
| 01:03:29 |
I don't think that |
| 01:03:33 |
You leave us no choice. |
| 01:03:43 |
I'm only doing this because I care. |
| 01:03:56 |
Fall back, fall back! |
| 01:04:47 |
Lois? |
| 01:05:06 |
Look who's back. |
| 01:05:13 |
Who's the rocker? |
| 01:05:15 |
- You don't think...? |
| 01:05:17 |
He's wearing Superman's shield. |
| 01:05:19 |
He's also wearing black. |
| 01:05:21 |
Great. Bad Superman |
| 01:05:25 |
Metropolis is doing just fine without you. |
| 01:05:28 |
I'm not sure |
| 01:05:30 |
I'm not asking for your approval. |
| 01:05:32 |
Get this straight, |
| 01:05:35 |
Metropolis is under my protection, |
| 01:05:40 |
Over my dead body. |
| 01:05:47 |
Was that a kryptonite gun? |
| 01:05:48 |
Not very Superman-like. |
| 01:06:23 |
- Come on. |
| 01:06:25 |
Oh, for God's sake, |
| 01:07:16 |
- Who's the man in black? |
| 01:07:19 |
He's kicking Superman's ass. |
| 01:07:52 |
This is starting to look familiar. |
| 01:07:54 |
Yeah, only I'm in no mood |
| 01:08:55 |
You're out of shape. |
| 01:08:58 |
Do tell. |
| 01:09:18 |
That almost hurt. |
| 01:09:21 |
Look, why prolong this? |
| 01:09:23 |
I could keep this up all day, |
| 01:09:26 |
Why not fly on out of here |
| 01:09:28 |
And leave the city in your hands? |
| 01:09:31 |
But don't you get it? |
| 01:09:33 |
I am you, Superman. |
| 01:09:35 |
A reflection of you |
| 01:09:38 |
If I were raised by Luthor? |
| 01:09:40 |
If you were strong. |
| 01:09:42 |
You're self-righteous, misguided, |
| 01:09:48 |
Suit yourself. |
| 01:09:55 |
What happened |
| 01:09:57 |
The story's that way. |
| 01:10:04 |
Now it is. |
| 01:10:26 |
I guess this time I'll need to see to it |
| 01:11:23 |
Now tell me, who's better equipped |
| 01:11:27 |
You have all my strengths... |
| 01:11:29 |
...and my weaknesses. |
| 01:12:05 |
Pro... |
| 01:12:07 |
Protect... |
| 01:12:09 |
Protect the people. |
| 01:12:11 |
It's why I'm here. |
| 01:12:19 |
If you're a robot or another damn clone |
| 01:12:23 |
It's really me, Lois. |
| 01:12:26 |
I'm back. |
| 01:12:28 |
Like I haven't heard that before. |
| 01:12:32 |
I may need some proof. |
| 01:12:43 |
- Okay. I'm convinced. |
| 01:12:48 |
But I'm not sure |
| 01:12:52 |
They will. |
| 01:12:54 |
It may take some time. |
| 01:12:58 |
Are you gonna wear |
| 01:13:00 |
Because I like that one better. |
| 01:13:03 |
Or not very much time at all. |
| 01:13:20 |
Do I smell coffee? |
| 01:13:23 |
Fresh pot. I'm almost done here. |
| 01:13:28 |
There's only one S in resurrection. |
| 01:13:30 |
Didn't realize proofreading |
| 01:13:33 |
Well, no. |
| 01:13:35 |
But I was the spelling-bee champ |
| 01:13:42 |
Clark. |
| 01:13:49 |
Don't forget to call your mother. |
| 01:14:17 |
If history |
| 01:14:22 |
... it has also proven |
| 01:14:28 |
It would seem you can 't be destroyed |
| 01:14:33 |
It would seem. |
| 01:17:34 |
Subtitles by |
| 01:17:36 |
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