Surfer Dude

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00:00:27 # Doobie doobie doobie #
00:00:30 # Doo doo doo doobie doo doo #
00:00:34 # Doobie doo doobie
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00:00:41 # Ah. #
00:01:15 Guess who's coming back?
00:01:18 That's right... legendary
00:01:22 - "The Nature Boy."
00:01:24 After six months of surfing
00:01:27 on the biggest and
00:01:30 Teahupoo, Raglan,
00:01:33 Mundaka, Frigates...
00:01:35 he's surfed it all.
00:01:37 Malibu's own Steve Addington
00:01:41 The Ben and Barry poster-boy
00:01:43 is now signed with surfing icon
00:01:46 Eddie Zarno.
00:01:48 Malibu, California,
00:01:50 is now hosting the coolest
00:01:53 The best surfers
00:01:56 will be living in this house...
00:01:58 and partying with
00:02:02 Welcome back, Add-Man.
00:02:04 We'll see you soon.
00:02:30 Next.
00:02:36 Occupation?
00:02:38 Surfer.
00:02:40 Is that a job: surfer?
00:02:44 Not really.
00:02:49 What were you doing in Fiji?
00:02:51 Surfing epic lefts at Frigates.
00:02:59 Where'd the cash come from?
00:03:00 That's from Ben and Barry.
00:03:02 Who's Ben and Barry?
00:03:05 I wear Ben's shorts, right?
00:03:08 Those dudes send me checks.
00:03:10 How long you staying stateside?
00:03:12 Long enough to catch
00:03:14 check in with my brothers,
00:03:17 Stoke?
00:03:19 Stoke.
00:03:20 You know.
00:03:23 Uh-huh.
00:03:28 Welcome home.
00:03:31 Cool.
00:03:34 Check this out, man.
00:03:37 - # Do you feel it in the sunshine? #
00:03:40 - # Do you feel it in the rain? #
00:03:43 # Do you feel it in the ocean #
00:03:46 # When the waves are clean? #
00:03:48 # Do you feel it in the evening #
00:03:52 # When the moon is up? #
00:03:55 # Do you feel it in your bones #
00:03:57 # When she fills you up? #
00:04:02 # Ooh yeah yeah #
00:04:04 # She breathes good luck #
00:04:06 # Mother Earth, Mother Earth... #
00:04:09 - Hello?
00:04:10 Addington!
00:04:18 It's the muffler you wanted.
00:04:20 No, I like it.
00:04:23 I'm looking for something with
00:04:25 you know?
00:04:27 # Do you feel it when you... #
00:04:28 Get the fuck out of my shop.
00:04:33 # Do you feel it on the mountains? #
00:04:35 - I love your hose.
00:04:38 - # Do you feel it on the water? #
00:04:45 - What?
00:04:48 Yeah!
00:04:55 Long time! Long time!
00:04:58 # Ooh yeah yeah #
00:04:59 # She's breathes good luck,
00:05:06 # She breathes good luck #
00:05:55 # Ooh yeah yeah #
00:05:56 # She breathes good luck #
00:05:59 # Mother Earth, Mother Earth #
00:06:01 # She breathes good luck... #
00:06:13 Man, Addy's home.
00:06:15 - Jacko, man!
00:06:17 Hey!
00:06:19 - Hey, mate.
00:06:21 Where's Luanne and
00:06:23 Oh, no, changing diapers,
00:06:26 Beware of what you love, brother,
00:06:30 Listen... hey, you talk
00:06:33 No. They stoked?
00:06:35 Stoked? No.
00:06:37 - They die?
00:06:39 They sold out
00:06:42 They're poolside at
00:06:45 getting their grendals twisted...
00:06:47 Eddie Zarno... surfer, Eddie Zarno?
00:06:49 Well, you know what?
00:06:52 because, dude,
00:06:54 I'm telling you,
00:06:56 we got worries.
00:06:59 Not today we don't, brother.
00:07:01 I just got back in town.
00:07:03 - We got worries, dude.
00:07:06 Definitely tomorrow, bro.
00:07:08 No worries, brother.
00:07:10 - Here we are.
00:07:13 - Mmmm!
00:07:14 - No worries.
00:07:16 I don't know why I'm stressing.
00:07:19 Everything's gonna be cool, man.
00:07:22 # Ooh yeah yeah #
00:07:24 # She breathes good luck #
00:07:26 # Mother Earth, Mother Earth. #
00:07:30 Hey, Charlie.
00:07:37 Hello, Danielle.
00:07:39 I thought we'd talk
00:07:41 to work in Los Angeles.
00:07:43 What's the joke?
00:07:45 California, like "granola"?
00:07:49 What ain't nuts and fruits
00:07:52 You could use
00:07:54 When's the last time
00:07:57 Honey, I just think
00:07:59 Anything that you can learn there,
00:08:02 I mean, Malibu and
00:08:05 That's... that's your decision?
00:08:08 Exactly.
00:08:12 Well, I give you one week
00:08:16 I don't want to be unreasonable,
00:08:18 Okay, but, dude,
00:08:21 the California work ethic.
00:08:23 Bro, I know you're trying to run
00:08:26 - but there's swell.
00:08:29 you just harshed
00:08:32 Jack, please, don't be
00:08:34 I'll mow the fucking lawn later.
00:08:36 Page 35, "Killer Surf."
00:08:39 if you get time, why don't you
00:08:42 It's going off in Leo, Jack...
00:08:46 Dude, when's the last time
00:08:48 There's no telling, bro.
00:08:50 I mean, these guys are not exactly
00:08:54 Most of these machines
00:08:56 I got bills up to my crack.
00:08:59 And Luanne is pissed at me.
00:09:02 And just, this Ben and Barry situation...
00:09:05 - I'm gonna lose my mind.
00:09:08 10 minutes, we're into
00:09:10 Dude, let's take a moment
00:09:15 You have no assets,
00:09:18 you rent your Malibu pad and you're
00:09:23 Stuff's like manure, bro:
00:09:26 - it starts to...
00:09:27 But, dude,
00:09:31 We gotta, like, fertilize
00:09:35 About that, bro, could you
00:09:39 Yeah. Yeah, sure, dude,
00:09:42 Ah, you know,
00:09:44 Zarno... we gotta go see him.
00:09:47 And... and... and if we
00:09:50 then we're gonna
00:09:53 Wiped out?
00:09:55 Well... ooh! No.
00:09:57 But, like, you know,
00:09:59 you... you have got to
00:10:03 Okay.
00:10:06 Listen, bro...
00:10:09 Brother, I got no trouble
00:10:13 Ha ha ha!
00:10:14 Mmm.
00:10:19 This is Zarno's pad, dude?
00:10:22 - You cool?
00:10:25 Anyway, it's his reality house.
00:10:26 Dude, the gray on gray...
00:10:30 I mean, like, gray does...
00:10:33 Something's wrong
00:10:37 Gentlemen.
00:10:40 Eddie Zarno.
00:10:42 Conference call
00:10:44 launch details,
00:10:47 - It happens.
00:10:48 I told them to stick it
00:10:51 and his representation
00:10:53 - And hey, dude, this place rocks.
00:10:56 Man, I was telling Jack,
00:11:00 crushing Porto Ferro, bro.
00:11:03 Cool, yeah.
00:11:04 That's what I'm talking about.
00:11:07 Jack Mayweather.
00:11:10 Only Steve Addington
00:11:12 - I don't know...
00:11:15 Excuse me. Yeah?
00:11:17 - Mr. La Rosa's asking for evidence.
00:11:19 Oh, God. All right.
00:11:21 I got some more hand-holding to do.
00:11:24 will show you around,
00:11:26 show you the game... you.
00:11:29 All right?
00:11:31 Cool guy.
00:11:32 Gentlemen?
00:11:34 Follow me.
00:11:35 This is our nerve center.
00:11:37 You can see the entire home here
00:11:40 weight room, kitchen,
00:11:44 Ah, that's your room,
00:11:47 You have a perfect view of Malibu's Point
00:11:52 The house is early
00:11:54 - Who?
00:11:56 - Oh.
00:11:59 - Oh.
00:12:01 and the perfect circles,
00:12:03 as if to conjure the line of
00:12:07 The house used to belong to
00:12:11 This place is so...
00:12:14 - so...
00:12:17 Gentlemen.
00:12:18 This place is so...
00:12:22 Have you ever experienced
00:12:25 I've dropped a few quarters
00:12:28 This place is so...
00:12:31 pretty.
00:12:33 Follow me.
00:12:35 We're calling it "Free Surfer."
00:12:37 It's in beta,
00:12:41 Catchy title.
00:12:43 Put them on your head.
00:12:47 I don't want to
00:12:49 It's the future.
00:12:51 It's the future, bro.
00:12:55 All right.
00:13:00 Welcome to the digital revolution.
00:13:03 Right.
00:13:05 Whoa.
00:13:12 April May.
00:13:14 It's going off.
00:13:39 Whoa, bro.
00:13:41 You all right?
00:13:44 Ahh.
00:13:45 I don't mean to be complaining
00:13:48 but I was curious...
00:13:50 what exactly do you need
00:13:53 Ahh.
00:13:54 We can simulate surfing,
00:13:56 but we can't simulate great surfing
00:14:00 Oh. Oh.
00:14:02 Now that makes sense.
00:14:04 Please.
00:14:06 - Whoo.
00:14:09 - Nice. Nice.
00:14:11 Zarno went all out, huh?
00:14:13 Look at this...
00:14:15 He's finishing
00:14:19 That's how we capture your
00:14:22 That's how we'll create
00:14:25 He's a good surfer, man.
00:14:27 Hard charger.
00:14:31 What's happenin', bro?
00:14:35 Thought you'd be better looking,
00:14:38 have longer arms
00:14:40 I can't hear you, bro.
00:14:44 Gracias, mamá.
00:14:47 It's my world now, mamao.
00:14:50 We need you in hair and makeup.
00:14:51 Wow.
00:14:53 - Dude looks upset.
00:14:56 Okay, people, let's reset the rig...
00:14:59 Looks cold in there, bro.
00:15:01 - Frigid.
00:15:03 there's no smoking in here.
00:15:10 Brill, shut it.
00:15:12 Addington, continue.
00:15:15 Ben and Barry
00:15:18 That's Steve Addington.
00:15:20 - Brillo, please...
00:15:22 ...I will come over there.
00:15:23 I'll tell you something else, man:
00:15:26 Video games,
00:15:29 Free Surfer...
00:15:31 I mean, what the fuck is that, man?
00:15:35 I'm not some ass-clown
00:15:38 - I'm a surfer, dude.
00:15:39 Hi.
00:15:42 - I'm Stacey.
00:15:44 - This is my friend Danni.
00:15:46 - Hey, how are you?
00:15:47 We're working for the reality show.
00:15:49 - East Coast?
00:15:53 Do you mind if we shoot you?
00:15:55 No, roll away.
00:16:02 So you're not going
00:16:05 I hear La Rosa's getting over
00:16:08 - What?
00:16:10 ...and exposure worth twice that.
00:16:13 It's like getting a map
00:16:15 Except it's not buried.
00:16:18 like a big fat grape.
00:16:21 - I love grapes.
00:16:23 Seriously, migrants, you know?
00:16:27 La Rosa's little niece probably had
00:16:31 - in Oxnard.
00:16:32 Wow.
00:16:35 - Not feeling it.
00:16:37 Not into it.
00:16:38 I just want to surf,
00:16:42 Quality thinking, man.
00:16:44 You get all that?
00:16:47 Got it.
00:16:50 Later, East Coast.
00:16:52 - See ya.
00:16:54 Nice meeting you.
00:16:56 Blowin' it.
00:17:02 - Add-Man.
00:17:09 Get in this house.
00:17:11 - From my garden, brother.
00:17:13 Thank you very much.
00:17:15 Speaking of homegrown...
00:17:17 "au naturale."
00:17:20 Under the sun...
00:17:22 Topanga Gold.
00:17:23 Bless the flowers...
00:17:25 - Bless the weed. Amen to that, brother.
00:17:27 How long we got you for?
00:17:29 I'm gonna chill
00:17:31 the summer, at least.
00:17:35 The usual for the goats.
00:17:38 Keep 'em on
00:17:40 You're way too generous.
00:17:41 They call it "courtesy"
00:17:44 Wanna paddle out?
00:17:47 It's been a while.
00:17:50 I best be about
00:17:52 Cool.
00:17:54 Me too, brother.
00:17:58 - What goes down...
00:18:18 April May, look at you.
00:18:20 - Look at you.
00:18:22 Did you feel that wind kick up?
00:18:26 El Niño may be paying us
00:18:30 I heard you're gonna be one of
00:18:32 Nn-nnh.
00:18:34 Nah, I'm gonna stay here,
00:18:38 Just picture it, okay?
00:18:40 You and me,
00:18:43 - just rulin' it.
00:18:45 Promise me you'll think about it.
00:19:01 Aha ha ha.
00:19:04 - To the waves.
00:19:06 She hurts me, bro.
00:19:08 I don't know about her, dudes.
00:19:11 She's the siren, bro.
00:19:13 I want to mark her with
00:19:20 This helps.
00:19:22 I'm not some ass-clown...
00:19:24 ...l'm a surfer, dude.
00:19:26 - That's excellent footage.
00:19:29 It's really useful stuff.
00:19:32 Kind of a scoop there, isn't it?
00:19:35 Which one of you was behind
00:19:38 - Um, you did.
00:19:41 I was actually
00:19:43 - Would you excuse us a minute?
00:19:52 - So... Danni, is that right?
00:19:55 You're obviously educated, smart...
00:19:59 cultured perhaps.
00:20:01 I did my thesis on
00:20:03 owning production through
00:20:05 Yeah, well, lesson one:
00:20:07 get the content.
00:20:11 don't you?
00:20:12 So did Addy say anything else?
00:20:16 No, except what he said
00:20:19 Right, well, he's playing hard to get.
00:20:22 They all come around eventually.
00:20:28 Looked like you two
00:20:31 I'm sorry?
00:20:32 I saw the tape,
00:20:34 the way he looked at you.
00:20:37 Yeah, I deny it.
00:20:46 You can go now.
00:20:50 Wave that money!
00:20:53 Ay, coño, mamá,
00:20:57 It's like Sabritos, but better.
00:20:59 Pa', Eddie, díla.
00:21:03 - Hey, ladies.
00:21:07 Surfers living and partying...
00:21:09 - Hey! Hey hey!
00:21:11 - fighting for waves on one beach.
00:21:14 - Addington!
00:21:16 it's one sizzling summer.
00:21:18 It's gonna be hot.
00:21:20 Australia's big-wave rider,
00:21:24 I like huge waves,
00:21:26 Catholic sheilas
00:21:30 I love that guy.
00:21:31 ...Lupe La Rosa:
00:21:34 from Puerto Rico...
00:21:36 Hey, kids, how you doin'?
00:21:38 You want my autograph?
00:21:40 Yeah!
00:21:41 Just business.
00:21:44 ...and Malibu's own legendary
00:21:47 Steve Addington.
00:21:49 Who?
00:21:50 He's scared I outsurf him.
00:21:53 Hey, Steve!
00:21:54 - It's...
00:21:57 ...off.
00:21:59 Premiering this summer,
00:22:02 Eddie Zarno.
00:22:03 What! Watching that.
00:22:06 Thought you passed on
00:22:08 I did.
00:22:10 Dude, we saw it
00:22:12 and, you know, I'm still not sure
00:22:17 I said no, dude.
00:22:19 I know, bro, but, like...
00:22:21 he's pissed, you know?
00:22:23 Zarno apparently got ahold
00:22:25 of you passing on his project
00:22:28 in a way that
00:22:30 Yeah, I said "No dice" in no
00:22:34 Why do you want to discriminate
00:22:38 like in Kansas who are gonna
00:22:42 and realize that there is something
00:22:45 than a house made of corn?
00:22:48 What?
00:22:49 Dude, how are you
00:22:54 A handful.
00:22:56 Well, then why don't you just
00:22:59 and smile and be charming
00:23:02 and be Addington, you know?
00:23:04 Maybe something cool will happen.
00:23:08 Man, like I said, I got no problem
00:23:11 brother, but I'm not living there.
00:23:14 Okay, dude, but remember:
00:23:18 soul receptive.
00:23:22 - I love you.
00:23:27 Please. Please.
00:23:30 - Let's go.
00:23:32 Ho ho ho!
00:23:34 # You see me? #
00:23:49 - Whoa!
00:23:52 I had no idea.
00:23:58 Yes!
00:24:00 Excuse me?
00:24:19 You put the green pepper,
00:24:23 y mucho amor... you need
00:24:25 Anybody know where Eddie is?
00:24:29 Oye, mamao, can't you
00:24:31 What's up, La Rosa, bro?
00:24:33 Man, I saw you talking trash
00:24:37 What gives?
00:24:38 "What gives"?
00:24:40 You and your free-surfing-country-soul
00:24:44 It's about 30 years late, papi.
00:24:49 I'm not competing, bro.
00:24:51 Well, I'm not buying it, bro.
00:24:54 I ain't selling it.
00:24:55 Oh, whoa whoa.
00:25:00 You got nothing I need.
00:25:02 Hey.
00:25:04 I thought about
00:25:06 and we're just not
00:25:08 - Ooh.
00:25:10 I'm with Lupe now.
00:25:13 I'm just looking for Eddie, man.
00:25:15 You can go home
00:25:37 - Hey, dude.
00:25:39 - It's good to see you again, Steven.
00:25:42 It really is.
00:25:43 We're excited to have you...
00:25:46 Yeah.
00:25:50 - Hard work, fella!
00:25:53 Come on.
00:25:54 Grass is perfect
00:25:57 Why?
00:26:09 You used to walk everywhere
00:26:12 - You stopped, man. Why'd you stop?
00:26:15 Was it that reef bounce
00:26:19 Oh, you heard about that.
00:26:20 Saw that.
00:26:23 Steven, Ben and Barry asked me
00:26:27 Not that they had to,
00:26:30 - Numbers?
00:26:31 It's all about the, numbers.
00:26:34 - Margaret?
00:26:36 Just need your signature on these
00:26:39 in my projects.
00:26:43 Dude, we were just chilling,
00:26:46 There are times in life
00:26:50 meet the moment
00:26:53 This is that moment for you.
00:26:58 Checks.
00:27:00 This is actually stoked, bro.
00:27:04 What up, bro?
00:27:06 They're for you, yes,
00:27:08 saying you'll participate
00:27:10 and live in my house.
00:27:14 I told you, man,
00:27:19 I'm not participating, you know?
00:27:22 It's not personal, Eddie.
00:27:24 I'm trying to tell you, I'm...
00:27:27 I surf.
00:27:30 out there.
00:27:34 Steven, I want you
00:27:36 and don't forget this, huh?
00:27:37 You're in advertising.
00:27:40 Ben and Barry
00:27:46 Jack's got my number.
00:27:48 You tell him to call
00:28:10 Heeeeey.
00:28:13 Wait a minute.
00:28:29 What about that?
00:28:32 What about that?
00:28:34 I was acting.
00:28:36 They told me to play
00:28:41 But I want you there.
00:28:43 You do?
00:28:48 What do you want?
00:28:57 That's good there.
00:29:38 Truly epic night, brothers.
00:29:41 I just want to go on record...
00:29:46 Report said "surf."
00:29:51 Oh, bro.
00:29:56 Something's off, dudes.
00:30:12 No bueno, mate. No bueno.
00:30:30 Música, música. Come on,
00:30:33 Follow me.
00:30:39 Lupe's so cool. Aww!
00:30:43 Back to the sofrito, mi gente,
00:30:46 We got 20 cameras outside.
00:30:48 We edit as we go.
00:30:50 It's sexy, it's happening,
00:30:52 I mean, we can...
00:30:55 like... like this. Hello?
00:30:57 Come on, I don't want shots
00:30:59 Is this better?
00:31:00 Good.
00:31:02 That shit goes across
00:31:05 And next week, Addington drops in.
00:31:25 What the fuck?
00:31:27 Hey, man, look... Socrates
00:31:31 when faced with
00:31:34 You know?
00:31:36 I respond with
00:31:39 and a conversation is formed,
00:31:43 Mm-hmm.
00:31:45 I don't know, man.
00:31:47 Something's bogus, dudes.
00:31:51 B-O-G-U-S.
00:31:54 I gotta compensate.
00:31:56 "No entiendo," dude.
00:31:57 No no no, he speaks
00:32:01 balance in the energy
00:32:04 There are no separate deeds, man.
00:32:07 You know, read Heisenberg, man.
00:32:09 You know, we affect... by looking
00:32:14 You make it real, man.
00:32:15 Yeah yeah, thanks.
00:32:17 Sacrifices, bro.
00:32:19 Measure for measure.
00:32:22 I gotta take action.
00:32:24 Whoa whoa whoa,
00:32:28 No more women
00:32:31 Yeah, good one.
00:32:35 No more weed, either,
00:32:38 Hey, you know, let's not
00:32:43 First off, fuck that.
00:32:46 There's philosophy and then there,
00:32:49 Why don't you just blow
00:32:51 - and physics, man.
00:32:54 Mate, you're the ass-cutting
00:32:57 Hey, stone crab...
00:32:59 you love stone crab, huh?
00:33:02 You could stop eating
00:33:04 - Right.
00:33:06 No, bros.
00:33:08 I'm fasting.
00:33:12 - I got nothing.
00:33:14 Ah, we gotta vacate.
00:33:16 Indo, Gold Coast...
00:33:19 I'm taking us.
00:33:21 - That means we're gonna surf?
00:33:26 - Did Jack Mayweather call?
00:33:32 Okay,
00:33:33 tell Perez to prep
00:33:36 Yes, sir.
00:33:37 And tell him to cancel
00:33:39 Yes, sir.
00:33:42 And put a hold on
00:33:44 Whose?
00:33:46 - Addington's.
00:33:49 Um, which ones?
00:33:53 All of them.
00:33:58 Went to Surf Liquor.
00:34:00 Fucknut must have frozen
00:34:03 Really upset Baker.
00:34:05 That tab was the one
00:34:08 Herb will get you through
00:34:11 better than money will get you
00:34:15 I tried. I looked. I called. I met.
00:34:19 No one can touch you with Zarno
00:34:22 I need waves, Jack.
00:34:26 Waves.
00:34:30 Hey, what about
00:34:34 You know?
00:34:38 Oh, that's kinda...
00:34:40 personal, isn't it?
00:34:42 Exactly. Great.
00:34:45 It's just... it's probably
00:34:48 Tell him that you will
00:34:54 I mean, it's all we got.
00:34:59 Hey!
00:35:02 - Mmm.
00:35:04 - "Under the sun."
00:35:07 Everything is under it, right?
00:35:10 The surf, chicks,
00:35:14 anything you're into,
00:35:17 - under...
00:35:19 - The sun!
00:35:21 Yeah.
00:35:24 has been so mad passionate about
00:35:28 Stickers.
00:35:31 You can put it on anything.
00:35:32 - You know, your television...
00:35:35 - Your wall.
00:35:38 Your dog.
00:35:40 If you shave it.
00:35:42 Okay. Okay, all right.
00:35:44 Look... wow.
00:35:46 Well, I've listened,
00:35:50 and the answer's no.
00:35:55 Not feelin' it.
00:35:56 Now are you ready
00:36:00 - Dude...
00:36:02 ...be cool.
00:36:04 What's it gonna be?
00:36:06 Fun under my sun
00:36:09 Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa, dude.
00:36:12 Wait a minute, man.
00:36:15 Man, do you understand that?
00:36:19 Are you gonna turn
00:36:22 - or what?
00:36:24 Mama! Here we go!
00:36:26 This is the anger
00:36:28 This is the big-wave passion
00:36:31 Huh? Oh, it's beautiful.
00:36:33 It's beautiful, anger.
00:36:34 Yeah, fantastic anger.
00:36:37 - What the fuck?
00:36:38 - Roll the tape.
00:36:40 Surfing's lame, dude.
00:36:43 - Surfers... they're ass-clowns.
00:36:47 And I'm not feeling it.
00:36:50 Not into it.
00:36:52 Into video games,
00:36:55 Lying cocksucker fascist
00:36:58 - son of a crooked fuck.
00:37:01 I'm gonna kill him!
00:37:03 And I'm not feeling it.
00:37:06 Not into it.
00:37:08 Oh my God.
00:37:11 Oh, baby,
00:37:14 How was that for a moment, huh?
00:37:16 You cannot do this,
00:37:17 - you unethical, unprincipled...
00:37:20 ...scumbag asshole.
00:37:22 - Fired.
00:37:24 Those with the gold
00:37:27 - Remember that.
00:37:29 Cut to three here.
00:37:31 Going to three.
00:37:33 - Hello, Steven.
00:37:38 Jack?
00:37:39 Hey, we got some Free Surfer hoodies
00:37:42 if you're getting cold.
00:37:45 ...video games and reality TV.
00:37:47 Look, it's King Shit.
00:37:49 ...surfing's lame.
00:37:51 Whuh-oh!
00:37:55 You got cajones, papi.
00:37:57 - Here we go.
00:37:59 this has got to stop.
00:38:01 - You're sort of stalking me.
00:38:03 You messing around
00:38:06 Nothing happened.
00:38:08 Believe me, he tried.
00:38:11 Hi, East Coast,
00:38:15 Whoa whoa whoa!
00:38:16 Yeah, baby!
00:38:18 Coño!
00:38:21 How you like that?
00:38:22 Good night, Steven.
00:38:24 Addington? Steve?
00:38:29 I can't believe this is happening.
00:38:32 Please, I feel awful.
00:38:37 - Jack?
00:38:39 He threw a brick
00:38:42 His car?
00:38:45 A brick?
00:38:46 And a bottle.
00:38:51 - Addington?
00:38:55 Steve Addington just said
00:39:00 This is so romantic.
00:39:24 Hey.
00:39:51 Welcome to Breakline.
00:39:53 To check for surf, press one.
00:39:57 Those breaks are flat flat flat
00:40:01 and flat.
00:40:12 - Hey.
00:40:14 Ah, hi.
00:40:16 Um, good morning.
00:40:18 Excuse me, who are you?
00:40:21 I'm Stacey.
00:40:22 - Right.
00:40:25 me and Danni's.
00:40:28 Oh.
00:40:31 Hey, Stacey, did...
00:40:33 did we...
00:40:34 Oh, um, yeah... no.
00:40:39 But you're up now.
00:40:45 Juice?
00:40:48 No.
00:40:50 Thank you, though.
00:40:52 - Muffin?
00:40:55 No.
00:41:05 Hey, Luanne.
00:41:08 Why are those dudes driving off
00:41:12 We have many lawns
00:41:14 I don't know what else to do.
00:41:17 We need the money.
00:41:18 I have to go, Addington.
00:41:20 I have to visit Jack
00:41:24 Oh, it's all right, baby.
00:41:28 Oh, Jack.
00:41:32 That's fucking Steve Addington
00:41:35 That long-haired hippie
00:41:37 Throw your fucking
00:41:42 Eat that, ass-clown.
00:41:48 Enjoy the breakfast!
00:42:09 Hello?
00:42:13 Hello?
00:42:15 It's Danni.
00:42:19 Hello?
00:42:24 Steve?
00:42:27 You okay?
00:42:28 Quick,
00:42:30 don't just do something;
00:42:34 What?
00:42:36 I'm waiting.
00:42:38 but I'm trying not
00:42:40 What is that, like,
00:42:44 It's whatever waiting
00:42:49 What are you waiting for?
00:42:52 Waves.
00:42:54 Well, I'm sorry, Steve...
00:42:57 - but, you know, I was just
00:42:59 and they said there isn't gonna be
00:43:01 on the California coast
00:43:04 South, maybe, in Mexico.
00:43:11 Mexico.
00:43:15 - You got wheels?
00:43:18 Uh, I got Stacey's...
00:43:22 Yeah yeah yeah.
00:43:24 If it's breaking in Baja,
00:43:26 it's breaking at Greenbough's.
00:43:28 Go to Mexico!
00:43:30 Mexico!
00:43:34 Ahem.
00:43:40 Can I just say something?
00:43:42 I feel I need to apologize
00:43:45 and my footage.
00:43:48 No, I know, I know.
00:43:50 You don't want an explanation?
00:43:51 I didn't say what
00:43:53 so I don't need that
00:43:57 Check that glovebox.
00:44:01 Go on.
00:44:03 Yeah.
00:44:27 Mr. Zarno,
00:44:30 looking for Addington.
00:44:32 - Shall I let them in?
00:44:34 Are you kidding me?
00:44:36 And ask them
00:44:38 Of course, ladies, you can lick Lupe.
00:44:40 Anytime... Oh, mira!
00:44:44 Yeah, let them in.
00:44:47 Ladies, continue licking.
00:45:19 Ahhhh!
00:45:26 - Ahhh!
00:45:27 Hi.
00:45:30 You scared me.
00:45:32 Best to breathe, then... deeply.
00:45:39 There's nothing
00:45:40 The transplant didn't take.
00:45:49 Hello?
00:45:51 - Hi.
00:45:53 I am so sorry.
00:45:55 I took it to Mexico
00:45:59 - Stacey?
00:46:02 Okay, um, I can't really
00:46:06 but I will be back
00:46:09 I promise.
00:46:10 Not without details, it isn't.
00:46:13 - I gotta go.
00:46:14 No!
00:46:27 Americano?
00:46:29 What you do in tree?
00:46:32 Looking for waves, buddy.
00:46:38 Waves are in ocean,
00:46:40 not tree.
00:46:42 No, waves are not
00:46:45 so I'm in tree.
00:46:56 Hey, americano,
00:46:58 We make big crazy fire.
00:47:00 Look at him...
00:47:01 it would break my heart
00:47:07 When he was yea high,
00:47:10 he'd hitch rides down
00:47:12 watching us surf
00:47:15 His mom left him up there
00:47:17 who let him grow up outside,
00:47:19 follow what he loved.
00:47:22 - And he loved to surf.
00:47:27 Like it answered all his questions.
00:47:29 Americano?
00:47:32 Until now.
00:47:35 So there's never been
00:47:37 Nah... not for him.
00:47:40 No! No no no no...
00:47:42 So how come you're not
00:47:43 I mean, you're a surfer too.
00:47:45 I fish.
00:47:48 Add's got nothing but waves.
00:47:53 Whoa!
00:47:56 ¿Qué pasó? Are you okay?
00:47:58 I think I put
00:48:07 Mi corazon's...
00:48:10 it's muy heavy.
00:48:14 I know, amigo.
00:48:16 I know.
00:48:43 Americano, ¡no hay nada allí!
00:48:46 There is nothing there!
00:48:50 - Yes, a huge show.
00:48:52 - A hit show; it'll go through the roof.
00:48:54 - Huge ad buy...
00:48:55 Listen, where is this guy,
00:48:58 Addington?
00:49:00 Yeah, Addington!
00:49:02 - Yeah.
00:49:04 He's seeing La Rosa on the tape.
00:49:06 Listen, I will have Steve Addington
00:49:09 Under control!
00:49:32 Dressed from head to foot
00:49:34 in black.
00:49:35 # Break it up, wind it up,
00:49:38 # Now you're ready
00:49:45 Hurry up, Brillo.
00:49:46 Guapa, mi gente, huh?
00:49:48 Fuck if you're cutting, La Rosa.
00:49:50 Yeah, "da da da da da da da!"
00:49:53 Pero, amigos,
00:49:55 ¿Familia?
00:50:02 How is he?
00:50:06 Not very good.
00:50:08 He hasn't eaten anything
00:50:11 Pacing? That's bad.
00:50:12 - This was good.
00:50:15 Well...
00:50:17 this is a big, fucking monster bud.
00:50:21 That's what it is.
00:50:25 Hey, Add?
00:50:27 Yeah?
00:50:30 I scored this for you, son.
00:50:32 Sweet.
00:50:34 Let's thread up some
00:50:38 All right, I'm gonna
00:50:41 but I gotta pass
00:50:44 I'm fasting.
00:50:46 Yeah.
00:51:01 What's so special about surfing?
00:51:09 What's so special about the wind?
00:51:12 Surfing is to...
00:51:15 be with that mystery,
00:51:18 to ride that mystery
00:51:23 And when it's over, that's cool,
00:51:29 in line and on time.
00:51:38 # Why she does #
00:51:43 # What she does... #
00:51:47 - Feel that?
00:51:49 See that?
00:51:51 No.
00:51:53 They're coming.
00:51:55 They're coming.
00:51:57 Waves are coming.
00:51:59 We are surfing tomorrow.
00:52:01 Yeah!
00:52:13 # Right now
00:52:23 # She make me fall
00:52:32 # She got me riding
00:52:42 # Test my patience
00:52:50 # She knows that she's
00:52:56 # That's on my side, yeah #
00:53:02 # Why she does #
00:53:07 # What she does. #
00:53:30 Good morning.
00:53:34 'Morning.
00:53:41 Sorry.
00:53:48 Think we could
00:53:50 I feel bad about Stacey's truck.
00:54:02 Slow, wide turns, brother.
00:54:23 Espero que encuentras lo que buscas.
00:54:27 We've gone from a low-pressure system
00:54:29 to a no-pressure system
00:54:32 There is nothing new to report but
00:54:35 of days without waves.
00:54:38 pray for surf.
00:54:55 Hey, you know how to get
00:54:58 Not a clue.
00:54:59 You just say, "Dude, it's going off."
00:55:02 It's going off.
00:55:03 You can't forget
00:55:06 Lets someone know what kind of dude
00:55:12 Dude. Okay.
00:55:14 Got it.
00:55:17 Later, East Coast.
00:55:48 Was he good?
00:55:54 I'm serious.
00:55:57 Then what are you talking about?
00:56:00 Why are you here?
00:56:02 It's Steve Addington.
00:56:06 You've got to get on that again
00:56:09 Shut up.
00:56:11 No, seriously,
00:56:13 you gotta keep on hitting that
00:56:18 Whoa, a dustbowl.
00:56:22 Addington?
00:56:24 - Yoo-hoo!
00:56:26 Me, I sweat like a bear in Panama.
00:56:30 What kind of world, right,
00:56:32 that kicks a...
00:56:36 Are you cool?
00:56:38 I'm really moved...
00:56:41 you dudes came over.
00:56:44 Love and waves...
00:56:47 that's what we need
00:56:50 is love...
00:56:54 and waves.
00:56:56 And some hairy buds, bro.
00:57:00 And some hairy bud, man.
00:57:06 Uh, cops behind us.
00:57:08 - Be cool, man.
00:57:11 Be cool, be cool, be cool.
00:57:13 Be cool, be cool, be cool.
00:57:26 Be cool.
00:57:28 Fuck!
00:57:31 - Somebody bail with the weed.
00:57:34 Too fast... too fast, dude.
00:57:40 - They'll deport me.
00:57:43 On three, we scatter.
00:57:44 One, two, three!
00:58:04 Ahh.
00:58:06 Hey, litterbug, found your marijuana.
00:58:09 Is it yours?
00:58:13 Technically, no.
00:58:16 Freeze, hippie!
00:58:17 - Don't you lie to us.
00:58:20 You're right.
00:58:23 I was holding it.
00:58:25 I tossed it.
00:58:28 Aren't you Steve Addington?
00:58:30 - What?
00:58:32 Yeah.
00:58:33 You suck, bitch!
00:58:37 That's right, mamao!
00:58:40 I pimped you, bitch!
00:58:42 Someone tell me what the fuck
00:58:44 Come on, bro, I need you to
00:58:46 All right? We're gonna
00:58:48 Call me a "beaner" or something.
00:58:54 You dudes are in on this?
00:58:56 - Waves, man.
00:58:58 - In a game, man.
00:59:01 All the time, all day.
00:59:03 Man, it's some kind
00:59:05 Yeah yeah yeah! Barrels of love, baby.
00:59:08 - Where you wanna go, man?
00:59:11 It is Lupe time!
00:59:14 Where you going, papi?
00:59:16 It's okay...
00:59:18 and Addington runs from my beauty.
00:59:20 It's okay. It's an easy thing to
00:59:44 A little rain, storm clouds, low front...
00:59:48 So it's a great
00:59:50 but the guy's a real
00:59:53 Yes, he's a scumbag,
00:59:56 He's perfectly positioned, really.
01:00:00 Oh, Addington, Addington...
01:00:05 - Are you shitting me?
01:00:08 - He's at the main gate now.
01:00:10 All right, all right.
01:00:12 - Get the cameras ready too.
01:00:15 Yes!
01:00:16 Addington... I love this guy.
01:00:22 Okay, we're gonna need you to
01:00:30 And I do this, you...
01:00:33 turn it all back on, right?
01:00:35 I mean, the travel card,
01:00:38 You live in my house
01:00:41 you let me digitize you
01:00:43 I will put you back on
01:00:50 Pick a break,
01:00:53 you're on a plane
01:00:55 What about my brothers?
01:00:57 On the house.
01:00:59 How about Jack?
01:01:01 I'm not signing shit
01:01:03 Good. He just left processing...
01:01:11 - Jacko?
01:01:13 Man, you free?
01:01:15 Ha ha, yeah, bro!
01:01:18 I don't know what you did,
01:01:21 I'm gonna sign
01:01:24 Dude... dude, don't sign anything.
01:01:28 Don't sign...
01:01:31 If I beg you on my knees... I'm not
01:01:35 but do not... do not sign
01:01:39 Add? Add?
01:01:46 You're doing the right thing,
01:01:48 Mm-hmm.
01:01:54 Yeah.
01:01:56 Let's do it, man.
01:02:03 Come in.
01:02:35 Danni?
01:03:18 Okay, Mr. Addington,
01:03:20 you have a favorite break?
01:03:23 Oh, yeah.
01:03:25 Uh, and what is it?
01:03:27 I'm not telling you, dude.
01:03:31 Oh.
01:03:32 Okay.
01:03:33 I'll just pick one.
01:03:35 So act naturally
01:03:39 and if you feel any nausea,
01:03:42 let us know.
01:03:43 Here we go.
01:04:01 # Whooo! #
01:04:04 He sees it. You ready?
01:04:10 Come on, pop it, man.
01:04:12 # Whoo! #
01:04:15 Come on. Come on.
01:04:22 What the fuck is he doing?
01:04:24 - # Whooo! #
01:04:28 No no, Addington...
01:04:31 What...
01:04:33 Addington?
01:04:36 God damn it.
01:04:39 Addington!
01:04:41 God damn it!
01:04:45 - Fuck.
01:04:55 He fucking bailed.
01:04:59 # Whooo! #
01:05:01 No no no no!
01:05:05 God damn it!
01:05:10 Come on, get a camera.
01:05:14 # Whooo! #
01:06:22 Farmer Bob?
01:06:43 How many are there?
01:06:45 300 or more.
01:06:47 You wanted them roaming free,
01:06:49 roaming free.
01:06:56 Dude...
01:06:58 - who mows your grass?
01:07:03 They do.
01:07:19 At ease, at ease.
01:07:23 So where's Addington, huh?
01:07:27 Besides his nuts, I mean,
01:07:31 Mr. Simons is here...
01:07:33 with another gentleman.
01:07:35 - Mr. Sim...
01:07:38 Wait.
01:07:39 - New York Simons?
01:07:42 - He's here?
01:07:48 We were as surprised
01:07:50 but Mr. Martin made the offer
01:07:53 - Happened just like that.
01:07:56 Well, what happens now?
01:07:58 Your company falls under
01:08:01 Yeah, this is good.
01:08:04 Growth is good. You got
01:08:07 That's what
01:08:09 What do you know about
01:08:11 - Not much. Nn-nnh.
01:08:14 Tell me about Steve Addington.
01:08:18 Steve Addington?
01:08:20 Well, he's a big-name surfer.
01:08:23 but I own...
01:08:27 and image is reality,
01:08:28 Just gotta squeeze it
01:08:30 From what I hear,
01:08:35 And more importantly,
01:08:38 And when you defame and
01:08:43 well, that's bad for business.
01:08:48 I don't... I don't...
01:08:51 Of course I do, but, um...
01:08:53 I would dispute that we...
01:08:56 I would dispute... I would dispute
01:09:01 Eddie, how about
01:09:05 Yes, please.
01:09:07 And why don't we start
01:09:10 Okay, sure.
01:09:12 Yeah, fine, let's...
01:09:16 I'm a surfer, dude.
01:09:18 Video games, reality TV,
01:09:23 I mean, what the fuck
01:09:28 I'm not some ass-clown in a green room.
01:09:32 Yes.
01:09:34 Look at it this way, Eddie.
01:09:36 You have been relieved,
01:09:39 maybe you can pick up
01:09:42 Oh, and you've met
01:09:46 Your...
01:09:49 Wait, that was...
01:09:51 Oh my God.
01:09:53 Ah, that's so...
01:09:55 You can go now.
01:09:58 Security will show you out.
01:10:02 You know what?
01:10:03 All of you... you can all
01:10:12 - I'm a surfer, dude.
01:10:15 # Come, my brother, come slowly #
01:10:18 # Come easy, my friend #
01:10:21 # Come, my friend #
01:10:23 # Come, my sister #
01:10:24 # Come easy,
01:10:27 He's here.
01:10:28 Oh!
01:10:30 The worm has turned, bro.
01:10:32 # Take your heart out, let go,
01:10:36 # Come, my sister,
01:10:39 Goats?
01:10:41 Those are your new mowers, bro.
01:10:45 No, bro...
01:10:48 I think I need more than two.
01:10:51 Well, more than two,
01:10:54 They cut, they fertilize,
01:10:58 - they cut and...
01:11:02 # Come let go #
01:11:11 - # Come the winter, come summer... #
01:11:13 # Come autumn, come spring,
01:11:18 That clip was bullshit, man.
01:11:21 I threw a breakfast burrito
01:11:24 Sorry, dude.
01:11:28 - It's cool.
01:11:36 # Whooo! #
01:11:41 Waves, bro!
01:11:42 - # Whooo! #
01:11:45 - Waves.
01:11:49 # Whooo! #
01:11:55 # Hey! #
01:12:03 # Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo #
01:12:05 # Come, my brother,
01:12:08 # Take your heart out,
01:12:11 # Come let go #
01:12:12 # Come, my sister, can I hold you? #
01:12:15 # Can I squeeze you? #
01:12:17 # Let go, come let go... #
01:12:23 These contracts,
01:12:26 but my offer still stands.
01:12:27 I say, I dig your vibe,
01:12:30 and I appreciate your offer.
01:12:32 But me and Jack over there... we let him
01:12:35 Understood.
01:12:37 I gotta tell you, though,
01:12:40 if it wasn't for this chick...
01:12:42 - What? A girl?
01:12:44 Yeah, charged and peaceful
01:12:48 - kind of like the ocean.
01:12:51 Speaking of, there she is right now,
01:12:54 on time.
01:12:55 Ah...
01:12:57 That's...
01:13:02 - She's your daughter?
01:13:05 Dude,
01:13:07 you're stoked.
01:13:09 It's going off, dude.
01:13:11 - Later, dude.
01:13:15 Yeah.
01:13:27 Oh, boy.
01:13:33 - Mr. Mayweather?
01:13:36 I've been going over
01:13:39 and... who are Ben and Barry?
01:13:41 Well, step into my office.
01:13:50 # Whooo! #
01:13:57 # Whooo! #
01:14:04 # Whooo! #
01:14:19 # Can you feel it?
01:14:22 # And I can feel it
01:14:25 # I can feel it
01:14:29 # Can you feel it?
01:14:31 # Can you feel it
01:14:35 # I can feel it,
01:14:38 # Can you feel it
01:14:41 # I can feel it,
01:14:46 # Oh ooh #
01:14:48 # Oh, she get me
01:14:55 # Whooo! #
01:14:56 # Say, can you feel it,
01:15:00 # I can feel it
01:15:03 # Can you feel it?
01:15:07 # I can feel it,
01:15:12 # I can feel it #
01:15:15 # I can feel it #
01:15:18 # I can feel it, ehhh #
01:15:22 # Waiting #
01:15:24 # So long, it seems,
01:15:29 # Whoo! #
01:15:34 # So long, it seems #
01:15:40 # So long, it seems,
01:15:45 # Whoo! #
01:15:47 # Hey #
01:15:57 # Can you feel it? #
01:16:02 # Can you feel it? #
01:16:06 Ah, barrel.
01:16:12 What's the barrel?
01:16:21 There's nothing we can do for him, Chip.
01:16:25 We're lifeguards, not lawyers.
01:16:28 That was good.
01:16:29 Okay. Ay gy gy gy gy gy gy...
01:16:32 La Rosa... you want to see
01:16:35 Ah ka ka ka ka!
01:16:41 Okay. Hello, is anybody there?
01:16:44 What is this shit?
01:16:46 # Fuk it #
01:16:51 # Fuk it #
01:16:53 # It's all good again, my friends #
01:16:56 # My friends, my friends... #
01:16:59 You wanna get high?
01:17:01 Oh, yeah, bro.
01:17:04 I just got a little business
01:17:07 # Waiting #
01:17:13 # Ha! Can you feel it? #
01:17:15 # She's coming up again #
01:17:17 # I can feel it
01:17:20 Ah ha ha ha ha.
01:17:22 # Koo koo koo koo koo. #
01:17:28 # Whoo hoo hoo #
01:17:34 # Yeah yeah yeah yeah #
01:17:39 # Heard you saying
01:17:43 # It's only you and
01:17:47 # It's only this time #
01:17:51 # Don't you think that
01:17:54 # There's a reaction
01:17:58 # And where do you
01:18:02 # Know thyself and
01:18:06 # Any other way is
01:18:10 # Yeah, you got
01:18:14 # Maybe if we focus and
01:18:18 # We could raise the human
01:18:22 # Yeah, I know you think
01:18:26 # But I know that you're also
01:18:35 # Wonder why
01:18:38 # Why your third eye's blind #
01:18:43 # And I know that
01:18:46 # To find your place #
01:18:50 # You're somewhere all the time #
01:18:53 # And somewhere out in space #
01:18:58 # Get so exhausted
01:19:03 # Living in fear from
01:19:06 # Yeah, how come we
01:19:10 # I keep wishing corporations
01:19:14 # Would make tighter restrictions
01:19:18 # And meanwhile,
01:19:22 # If we all did a little
01:19:26 # Clean up the mess
01:19:30 # Yeah, I'm off to
01:19:34 # 'Cause if everybody takes
01:19:38 # There'll soon be nowhere to breathe,
01:19:42 # But you can't stop
01:19:46 # But I know that
01:19:51 # Peace of mind #
01:19:55 # Wondering why
01:19:58 # Why your third eye's blind #
01:20:03 # I know that you're
01:20:07 # To find your place #
01:20:10 # You're somewhere all the time #
01:20:13 # And somewhere out in space #
01:20:19 # Did you remember to
01:20:23 # The earth and the water
01:20:28 # The fire's still burning #
01:20:31 # Talk to yourself 'cause
01:20:35 # Even take the time
01:20:39 # Don't you know
01:20:42 # There's no better time than now
01:20:46 # Take a deep breath,
01:20:50 # To expell your confusion #
01:20:54 # Say it's all been done
01:20:58 # They don't really know you
01:21:03 # You've got to see
01:21:06 # But I know that
01:21:10 # Peace of mind #
01:21:14 # Wondering why
01:21:18 # Why your third eye's blind #
01:21:23 # And I know that you're
01:21:26 # To find your place #
01:21:30 # You're somewhere all the time #
01:21:33 # And somewhere out in space #
01:21:38 # I know that
01:21:47 # I know that you're
01:21:55 # Oh, yeah
01:21:59 # Oh, yeah-eah #
01:22:03 # Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
01:22:07 # Oh, yeah-eah #
01:22:11 # I know that you're
01:22:19 # I know that you're also
01:22:27 # Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
01:22:31 # Oh, yeah-eah-eah #
01:22:35 # Uh-huh #
01:22:36 # Uh-huuh #
01:22:38 # Uh-huuuuh. #
01:22:47 Yes yes.
01:22:51 represent our board.
01:22:53 Of course. Well, that's what
01:22:56 - Yes yes.
01:22:57 Maybe we'll all go to dinner after
01:23:00 - Korean barbeque.
01:23:02 That's what I was thinking.
01:23:06 Okay, it's time for you
01:23:08 Things are looking
01:23:11 I thought you said it was
01:23:14 No no no, I said
01:23:18 Yeah. It's a hacked bomber, man.
01:23:21 It's got a bee on it, man.
01:23:23 You know?
01:23:25 Nine skegs.
01:23:28 Look, bro, do me a favor... get on that
01:23:32 We're one wave away
01:23:34 and, like,
01:23:37 We need some checks
01:23:39 Yeah?
01:23:42 Party. Get stoned!
01:23:44 Respect.
01:23:45 Ha! Respect.
01:23:48 Yeah.
01:23:49 Ha ha!
01:23:50 Yeah, respect.
01:23:53 Okay, ladies, he doesn't
01:23:56 I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool.
01:23:59 All right.
01:24:01 All right. Ahh.
01:24:38 Dude, outside!
01:24:42 Outside!
01:24:57 What happened?
01:24:59 Addington's supposed to be good.
01:25:02 Mr. Addington's all big talk.
01:25:04 Look at my man over here.
01:25:09 He go out there and he break it.
01:25:11 It's broken!
01:25:13 How were you gonna sell the boards
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