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Away We Go
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Burt. |
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What? |
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Why? |
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Come back up here, |
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No, come on. I want to do this. |
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Okay. |
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Just don't blow. |
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Don't blow. |
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Why would I blow? |
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I don't know why you do |
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Just don't blow. |
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Okay. Just stop |
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You'll love it. |
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All right, no more talking. |
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What's wrong? |
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Nothing. |
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Why'd you stop? |
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I'm just trying to figure out how |
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Why do you have |
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You taste different. |
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No, Burt. |
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Just get up here. Okay? |
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Do you want me to shower? |
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You don't taste dirty. |
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Like, kind of fruity. |
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God. |
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Wait. Did you know a woman can taste |
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I don't want to hear that. |
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And I thought that we agreed you |
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No, I said I wouldn't misuse it. |
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All I'm saying is, from what |
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Jesus! |
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abrupt changes can happen when |
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or... |
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Burt? |
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Oh! Good, you're awake. |
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What are you doing? |
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Cobbling. |
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I really want to be that dad that knows |
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I just want our kid to wake up in the morning |
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and find me cobbling. |
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You know, that's not what it's called. |
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Yeah, it is. |
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Burt, cobbling is shoes. |
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That's why the people that make shoes |
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You're not cobbling, |
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Or possibly whittling. |
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Good morning. |
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I got this great book on knots. |
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300 knots, and I'm gonna |
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And I still have to build that kiln. |
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You remember, we go to your |
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Yeah, you know, I pushed that because |
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Yeah. Does everybody |
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Hey, where are those |
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My airbrush ones? |
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You can't use them. |
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Burt. |
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All right. |
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Maybe a little later if I get into |
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Okay, bye. |
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They look like the |
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The big bodies, the little legs |
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Lovely. |
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It's so bad. I really |
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You want to hear the pregnancy rap? |
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You get much more |
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When you pass on the bagel |
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Jesus Christ. Tell me, do I have to be |
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What are you doing? |
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No, I'm just watching it. |
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I have this subdural |
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I'm trying to finish it |
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Out? You two? Where? |
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Dinner at Burt's parents'. |
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They must be |
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Yeah, you know them. |
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I think they're probably happy to be |
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and have the baby |
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Don't say that. You're lucky |
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I know, I know. |
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You know I'd be there if I could. |
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I hate that I'll be so far away. |
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I know. |
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Who do you think she'll look like? |
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God, I hope she doesn't have Burt's... |
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What, facial hair? |
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Feet. |
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Those feet. Square feet. |
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Like seal flippers. |
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Oh! Shit, I just gave |
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I really want her to have |
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I want her to run along streams |
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be able to entertain |
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I want her childhood to be Huck Finn-y. |
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Yeah. I had that. |
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Yeah, exactly. |
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Burt Farlander. |
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You old so-and-so. |
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I'm sorry about |
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Hey, if you think Mike Dunleavy can |
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I got some Florida swampland you |
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That's loud. |
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No, real good price. |
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Yeah. Yeah. |
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Oh! That one gets me |
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Well, I'm glad you called. Yeah. |
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You're too much. |
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They expect that from me. |
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They expect you to sound |
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Verona, most of these guys |
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We're talking about millions of dollars |
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They don't want to be dealing with some |
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So, Casey Kasem finished college? |
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Yeah. |
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This next long-distance dedication... |
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goes out to a really special girl. |
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"Dear Casey, my name is Burt, and my |
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"Could you play a song that will make her smile? |
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Your pregnant girlfriend's |
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Go away. |
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Thanks, Casey. |
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Oh! Look at you! |
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Good for you! |
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Wow, look at your hair. |
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I freed it! |
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I don't think it makes |
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I know, I know. Get inside. |
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Sit, Verona. Sit next to me and |
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You can't hear the heartbeat |
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Well, Bill, if you believe that, |
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I've got a bridge in New York |
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That is really sweet. |
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Hey, Jerry. You're looking so much better. |
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Oh! Thank you, my dear. |
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Verona, you look beautific. |
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Thank you. |
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Hey, did you bring the pictures |
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I did. Here you go, Dad. |
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These are fabulous. |
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You haven't opened |
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I can just tell he's a beauty. |
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She's a girl. |
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Yes. I did tell |
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She's a beauty. |
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Exquisite. I mean, |
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Verona, do you think |
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Well, I hope so. |
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I just want a little Verona. |
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After 2 boys, I want a little Verona |
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I will definitely |
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Okay, and just how black |
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Mom... |
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Wow. I don't know. |
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Maybe we can leave her out in the sun |
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Verona, are you on schedule? |
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Oh! Jerry! |
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But I'll tell you what scares me, |
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Does it really? |
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Do you think that's gonna |
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I don't know. |
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You know how I had this one? |
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Yeah. |
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In the tub. |
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I had to call the fire department, |
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The water broke, |
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10 minutes later, 3 firemen |
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You've got to picture me. |
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I'm 23, gorgeous, alone, the skirt's hiked |
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I'm huffing and puffing, and bang! |
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I'm surrounded by the 3 men |
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It's August, so humid. |
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My blouse is soaked, |
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Did they bring their hoses, Gloria? |
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They were all over me. |
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Very capable men, knew exactly |
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Almighty food gatherer, father of |
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and food, we give you thanks. |
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Thank you. |
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So, we've been reading |
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trying to decide what kind of birthing |
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That's terrific. |
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And we think that we want to limit |
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or near the room. |
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Well, you don't have |
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Right. No sweat. |
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And we decided that we don't want |
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Right, I won't. |
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But we really want |
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Your presence is really, |
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Definitely. |
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You're so right. |
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We will definitely be there. |
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The only reason we won't be there |
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Okay, we have news. |
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It's big. |
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What is it? |
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We're finally doing it. |
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You're leaving in June? |
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The baby's due in July. |
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Right. To Antwerp. |
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Well, that's not... |
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Yeah, we are. |
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No. And don't |
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We thought you'd |
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We've been talking |
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And now we can |
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You're leaving a month |
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You're moving 3,000 miles |
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I think it's more than |
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I think so. |
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I can't believe this! |
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There are planes, Burt. |
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We've been planning this forever, folks. |
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I didn't know that. |
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Wait, hold on a second. |
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Just 2 years. Okay? |
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"Just 2 years"? You guys. |
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Wait. Are you selling the house? |
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See, that's the best part. |
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with the help of a very elegant |
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but no one's come forward yet. So... |
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Wait. How long have you |
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Hold on. If we don't find |
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you two can stay here |
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You can have the house |
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Outstanding. |
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Were your ears burning? |
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Your ears must |
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What is that? |
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Magnificent, isn't it? |
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I cannot believe it. |
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I know. |
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I think it's important |
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Indigent people... |
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In-de-gentious people. |
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Who was it? |
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Nobody. |
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Was it... Was it Fareed? |
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Later. |
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Later. |
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If it was Fareed, |
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Yeah. |
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He did? He... |
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When? |
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Oh, my God! |
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I guess we've got some |
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We could get someone else |
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Those old people, across the street, |
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I mean, we moved |
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And now, they're gonna miss |
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It just really takes selfishness |
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It's not like your parents |
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My parents are dead, Burt. |
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Still. |
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I can see my breath. |
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Hold on, I'll get the thing. |
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Make it nice and toasty. |
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God damn it. |
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All I did was turn it on. |
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I even said to the guy at the store, |
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He said, "You want a blue fuse." |
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I said, "No, I already |
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"Didn't work out great. |
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He's like, "Trust me, |
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Now we know who will be getting |
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Burt. You know, we don't have |
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What? |
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I'm saying we could leave, too. |
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But we live here. |
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I know, but the only reason that we're here |
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Or were here. |
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Well, where would we go? |
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I don't know. |
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Anywhere, anywhere? |
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Yeah. |
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I can do my job from anywhere. |
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And all you need's a phone, right? |
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Well, we don't want to go |
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No, we did Chicago. |
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I used to picture myself in Alaska. |
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Alaska? |
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You've never mentioned Alaska. |
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Wow, they pay people |
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Phoenix. We could |
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She could be Auntie Grace |
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Think of that, Burt. |
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And Lily and Lowell |
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Who are Lily and Lowell? |
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Lily, my old boss in Chicago. |
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Right. |
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What do you |
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Yeah, they could be |
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They weren't really |
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I know, but they could be |
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They could be our new good friends |
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Well, we wouldn't need a |
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Burt, are we fuck-ups? |
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No. |
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What do you mean? |
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I mean, we're 34. |
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33. |
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We don't even have this basic |
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Basic, like how? |
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Basic, like how to live. |
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We're not fuck-ups. |
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We have a cardboard window. |
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We're not fuck-ups. |
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I think we might be fuck-ups. |
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We're not fuck-ups. |
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Are we nuts? |
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Well, look around. |
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We both agree we need to be |
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Some friends, something. |
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We'll look at Phoenix, |
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Your closest friends. |
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Lily and Lowell. |
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And then to Madison |
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My what? |
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God. Your interview. |
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Your interview |
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To see if they'll give you a better commission? |
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Okay. So then from Madison, we go home. |
| 00:18:23 |
No. Did you look at the itinerary? |
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I stapled it to the inside |
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See? From Madison, |
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Montreal is where I think we should |
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Okay, Montreal. |
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See? This is exciting, |
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We're completely |
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This is a dream scenario. |
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What are you doing? |
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Honey, let me tuck you in. |
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God, look at you! |
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Jesus, you're huge! |
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Come here, give us a hug! |
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Lowell, come and give a hug to the |
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Look at that. |
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Come on, |
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He's upset 'cause |
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Hey, how are you? |
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Good, I was almost out. |
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Verona and I were |
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I hired her at the agency. |
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I still have no idea where you learned how |
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So fucking disgusting, girlfriend! |
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She's so talented, |
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For the land |
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Of the free |
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And the home of the brave |
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Play ball. |
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Wow. So, you're |
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Cheers. |
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To the Arizonans. |
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God. I can't believe it. |
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Right? |
| 00:20:50 |
Well, thanks. We're gonna |
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Do you see them? |
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One of those trophies |
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Oh, my God. |
| 00:21:04 |
And this one has |
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She walks like a teamster, |
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I mean, it's weird. |
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Ashley! Ashley! |
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Show Verona your tough-girl walk. |
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Come on! Come on! |
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Oh! Now she's shy. |
| 00:21:25 |
She's got like... |
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What? |
| 00:21:30 |
She's got junk in her trunk! |
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Oh, my God! |
| 00:21:37 |
It looks like a duffel bag |
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I don't know if dykes |
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Do they? |
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Yes. Yes, I did. |
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I can't hear you! |
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I just don't think we should be talking |
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Please. Burt, it's just white noise |
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Taylor? Taylor? |
| 00:21:59 |
Taylor? Taylor? |
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I can keep going on and on. |
| 00:22:09 |
So tell me about the dyke. |
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The greyhounds have reached the |
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They are ready to go |
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What's your line again, Burt? |
| 00:22:19 |
Insurance. |
| 00:22:21 |
Like life insurance? |
| 00:22:22 |
Sometimes. |
| 00:22:23 |
But it's mostly |
| 00:22:30 |
Similar to how an individual or |
| 00:22:33 |
insurance companies |
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It's sort of this hedge against... |
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Goddamn. |
| 00:22:39 |
Of course it would come to this. |
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Yeah. What? |
| 00:22:44 |
They made us afraid |
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Insurance for insurance, |
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This country is just such a... |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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Well, anyway, |
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everyone else is just |
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Am I right? |
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And away they go and to the inside. |
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157 powers out to the front, |
| 00:23:07 |
Go! Go! |
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...now on the inside turn... |
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Pick it up, pal! |
| 00:23:12 |
Hey, Lowell! |
| 00:23:14 |
I used to have nice tits, right? |
| 00:23:18 |
Verona doesn't seem to remember, |
| 00:23:21 |
I had nice jugs, right? |
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They sucked me dry. |
| 00:23:27 |
Now I just tuck them into my socks. |
| 00:23:31 |
They'll look like |
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They even grow hair on them. |
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In Some Time and Queen Anne... |
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In Some Time! |
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Look at them go! |
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Pathetic. |
| 00:23:52 |
So, Burt, you excited about all this? |
| 00:23:55 |
Yeah. |
| 00:23:56 |
This might be the best |
| 00:23:58 |
No, the baby, dummy. |
| 00:24:02 |
They're not married? |
| 00:24:04 |
Burt wants to, Verona doesn't |
| 00:24:07 |
Insurance, for one. If anyone, |
| 00:24:12 |
Anyone ever call you Bart? |
| 00:24:15 |
We didn't have insurance |
| 00:24:17 |
Well, we thought we did, and then |
| 00:24:21 |
Pre-existing condition. |
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Look, whatever. |
| 00:24:28 |
I don't know. I... |
| 00:24:30 |
I guess I just never gave that much |
| 00:24:33 |
Well, at the very least, it'll keep you from |
| 00:24:36 |
when there's trouble. |
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I almost left Lowell about a dozen times. |
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And then you start thinking about |
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$46,000 for ours. |
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It was worth maybe |
| 00:24:57 |
I hope you guys move here. |
| 00:24:59 |
We're having a hell of a time breaking |
| 00:25:02 |
Really? |
| 00:25:03 |
It seems very cliquish. |
| 00:25:04 |
I don't know what it is. |
| 00:25:07 |
There's no water left, anyway. |
| 00:25:11 |
The drought's coming. |
| 00:25:16 |
The golf course will be the first to go. |
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All the water fountains. |
| 00:25:27 |
Basic services. |
| 00:25:30 |
Large mammals. |
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Reptiles. Birds. |
| 00:25:42 |
Then people. |
| 00:25:49 |
You done? |
| 00:25:54 |
Thanks for treating. |
| 00:26:00 |
This was wonderful. |
| 00:26:04 |
This is the place for you guys. |
| 00:26:07 |
Don't listen |
| 00:26:09 |
And I'm sorry I said anything |
| 00:26:12 |
No! |
| 00:26:14 |
No, you guys do |
| 00:26:15 |
Your baby won't care. |
| 00:26:18 |
And they're genetically |
| 00:26:20 |
They're screwed up |
| 00:26:23 |
They'll have cell phones, |
| 00:26:29 |
It was so great |
| 00:26:30 |
Bye, honey. |
| 00:26:33 |
Bye. |
| 00:26:49 |
Lowell! |
| 00:27:01 |
You don't agree |
| 00:27:03 |
No. |
| 00:27:05 |
About what? |
| 00:27:07 |
That thing they said earlier, about |
| 00:27:12 |
Everything's destined for failure. |
| 00:27:14 |
No, I don't. |
| 00:27:16 |
You know that I don't |
| 00:27:20 |
I really hate that attitude, you know? |
| 00:27:22 |
"so why don't we just keep on |
| 00:27:30 |
Hey, did you... Did you hear |
| 00:27:37 |
Did you know Lily |
| 00:27:39 |
Man, she was huge. |
| 00:27:43 |
Really? |
| 00:27:45 |
Enormous. |
| 00:27:54 |
But as long as the baby's |
| 00:28:12 |
You awake? |
| 00:28:25 |
You're my light, Verona. |
| 00:28:34 |
I can't wait |
| 00:28:39 |
Her little hand in yours. |
| 00:28:43 |
And your smile on her face. |
| 00:28:53 |
What? |
| 00:28:56 |
What are we gonna do? |
| 00:28:58 |
What? |
| 00:29:01 |
What are we gonna do? |
| 00:29:04 |
How do you mean? |
| 00:29:10 |
No one's in love |
| 00:29:15 |
It's so weird. |
| 00:29:28 |
I think we just |
| 00:30:19 |
Hey, listen, I need you to |
| 00:30:22 |
Okay. |
| 00:30:23 |
this guy named Rob, who seems nice, |
| 00:30:26 |
He likes going to steakhouses, |
| 00:30:29 |
Good afternoon, madam. |
| 00:30:30 |
Wait, is that a good thing or |
| 00:30:33 |
Bad. Anyway... |
| 00:30:34 |
Like an Outback Steakhouse? |
| 00:30:35 |
I'm not sure. |
| 00:30:36 |
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse? |
| 00:30:38 |
I honestly don't know. |
| 00:30:39 |
But we need to make |
| 00:30:40 |
She loves you, Burt. She'll value |
| 00:30:43 |
I got it. |
| 00:30:44 |
And don't look at her boobs. |
| 00:30:46 |
No, I'm over it. |
| 00:30:48 |
Yeah, but she's bigger now. |
| 00:30:50 |
and she's been complaining about |
| 00:30:54 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:30:56 |
Huh! Let me think. |
| 00:31:02 |
Beckett, what is that? |
| 00:31:03 |
That's a fern. |
| 00:31:04 |
That's right, this is a fern. |
| 00:31:07 |
What's that? |
| 00:31:09 |
That's a cactus, that's right. |
| 00:31:11 |
And what is the plural |
| 00:31:13 |
Cacti. |
| 00:31:14 |
That's right! |
| 00:31:20 |
Baby. |
| 00:31:21 |
That's right, that's a baby. |
| 00:31:22 |
This lady is about to have a baby? |
| 00:31:25 |
Or in 3 months. |
| 00:31:27 |
Beckett. Hey, tell the nice lady |
| 00:31:34 |
No. Go on, tell the |
| 00:31:36 |
Beckett, you're being rude. |
| 00:31:39 |
Babies like to breathe, |
| 00:31:42 |
I put a pillow over a baby. |
| 00:31:44 |
I thought she wasn't |
| 00:31:47 |
She was sneaky, |
| 00:31:52 |
Okay. |
| 00:32:00 |
Holy shit, you're actually showing! |
| 00:32:03 |
I know! |
| 00:32:05 |
I love that dress! |
| 00:32:12 |
So, you want to get a drink here |
| 00:32:17 |
We don't want to go out there. |
| 00:32:18 |
Not right now. |
| 00:32:20 |
Yeah, it's pretty hot. |
| 00:32:21 |
No, no, I mean, |
| 00:32:23 |
Like if you were in an oven, |
| 00:32:25 |
It's almost like |
| 00:32:27 |
all down and make |
| 00:32:29 |
Wow, Burt. |
| 00:32:31 |
Well, it's just the Bible. |
| 00:32:34 |
QED. |
| 00:32:36 |
2 days ago, he asked me |
| 00:32:37 |
Like music is something |
| 00:32:39 |
You know, he posed the question like |
| 00:32:43 |
"Grace, do you like music?" |
| 00:32:45 |
I don't know, I wish somebody would |
| 00:32:48 |
'Cause that's a probing sort |
| 00:32:50 |
Really? |
| 00:32:52 |
I mean, he doesn't assume the obvious. |
| 00:32:54 |
A tax attorney. |
| 00:32:56 |
So he's gotta be smart, |
| 00:32:58 |
He drives a cabriolet. |
| 00:32:59 |
A cabriolet, that's good design. |
| 00:33:04 |
He uses the word "robust." |
| 00:33:06 |
That's because a lot |
| 00:33:09 |
He took me |
| 00:33:12 |
I thought you said |
| 00:33:14 |
When I told him I didn't want |
| 00:33:15 |
he took me to Long John Silver's. |
| 00:33:18 |
That's being attentive to your needs |
| 00:33:21 |
Who is this guy? |
| 00:33:24 |
Grace, this guy sounds |
| 00:33:31 |
He sounds awesome. |
| 00:33:33 |
I need you to know something. |
| 00:33:41 |
Gotta take this. |
| 00:33:47 |
Ned! Yeah. |
| 00:33:50 |
Surprised you aren't |
| 00:33:52 |
the way your Padres |
| 00:33:54 |
Sorry. |
| 00:33:57 |
Yeah. Well, what was it? |
| 00:34:00 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:34:06 |
I thought so. |
| 00:34:07 |
Look at him. |
| 00:34:09 |
I'm about to have a baby that might |
| 00:34:13 |
and the thing he is |
| 00:34:14 |
is whether or not |
| 00:34:18 |
I think that's sexy. |
| 00:34:21 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:34:26 |
You got lucky, sister. |
| 00:34:32 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 00:34:38 |
Yeah. No, I did. |
| 00:34:41 |
What is it? |
| 00:35:12 |
So what are you looking for? |
| 00:35:16 |
Jacuzzi. |
| 00:35:20 |
So how do you feel? |
| 00:35:23 |
No. No, I feel the same. |
| 00:35:27 |
Maybe I should feel different. |
| 00:35:30 |
Maybe it's just late coming to me. |
| 00:35:32 |
Like everything else. |
| 00:35:33 |
Join the club. |
| 00:35:35 |
Can you believe Mom was just 25 |
| 00:35:47 |
Get in. |
| 00:35:48 |
I don't need to get in. |
| 00:35:51 |
Come on. I'll wash your hair. |
| 00:35:55 |
If I can get in. |
| 00:36:01 |
It's nice. I like it. |
| 00:36:11 |
So when was the last time |
| 00:36:14 |
You know it's been a long time. |
| 00:36:17 |
When are you gonna |
| 00:36:19 |
You mean, when are we gonna sell it? |
| 00:36:26 |
We've had good luck |
| 00:36:28 |
Selling it just seems |
| 00:36:33 |
Can you imagine how excited Mom and Dad |
| 00:36:37 |
Stop. You're doing it again. |
| 00:36:39 |
What? |
| 00:36:40 |
You're just getting all... |
| 00:36:43 |
Trying to get me |
| 00:36:45 |
It's only because |
| 00:36:47 |
I do. You know I do. |
| 00:36:51 |
I just want to talk more. |
| 00:36:57 |
Fine. What do you |
| 00:37:00 |
You know that baby's gonna have |
| 00:37:03 |
I mean, what if she's got Mom's |
| 00:37:08 |
What if it's one of those features |
| 00:37:10 |
and jumps onto the face |
| 00:37:16 |
You're bringing them back, you know. |
| 00:37:22 |
I know. |
| 00:37:27 |
Are you trying to make me cry |
| 00:37:31 |
In a bathtub showroom? |
| 00:37:35 |
You're gonna be a great mom. |
| 00:37:38 |
Like our mom. |
| 00:37:49 |
Hi. |
| 00:37:55 |
You know you can't fly after |
| 00:37:58 |
Oh! I'm only 6 months. |
| 00:38:01 |
Dana, come here for a second. |
| 00:38:06 |
Do you have a note |
| 00:38:08 |
What? Really? |
| 00:38:10 |
It's okay. You're supposed to |
| 00:38:12 |
if you want to fly |
| 00:38:14 |
But I'm only 6 months, so... |
| 00:38:19 |
Carrie? |
| 00:38:24 |
She says she's only 6 months. |
| 00:38:28 |
Can you turn to the side? |
| 00:38:32 |
I think this is better, actually. |
| 00:38:35 |
This is the railroad. |
| 00:38:40 |
'Rona, it's like Casey Jones |
| 00:38:44 |
Hey, you know what? |
| 00:38:53 |
I'm so tired of being big. |
| 00:38:58 |
I'm tired of not having sex. |
| 00:39:00 |
Do you want to have sex? |
| 00:39:02 |
No. |
| 00:39:05 |
We haven't done it in a month. |
| 00:39:07 |
And you don't want to now? |
| 00:39:09 |
No. |
| 00:39:16 |
I just... I feel so ugly. |
| 00:39:24 |
No, no, no. Don't be sad. |
| 00:39:28 |
You're not that big. |
| 00:39:33 |
Hot, even. |
| 00:39:36 |
Oh! No. Honey... Hey. |
| 00:39:45 |
I'll always love you. |
| 00:39:48 |
Even if you're enormous. |
| 00:39:51 |
Even if it takes you months |
| 00:39:56 |
Even if you gain weight |
| 00:40:00 |
Even if you gain so much weight |
| 00:40:09 |
You go ahead and write |
| 00:40:14 |
I will love you. |
| 00:40:19 |
Even if I can't find your vagina. |
| 00:40:28 |
Her heart rate's pretty slow. |
| 00:40:30 |
What is it? |
| 00:40:31 |
It's like 115. |
| 00:40:33 |
That seems normal |
| 00:40:34 |
Well, it's supposed to be |
| 00:40:37 |
She's just mellow. |
| 00:40:40 |
I don't want mellow now. |
| 00:40:43 |
I think it's fine. |
| 00:40:44 |
That's 'cause you |
| 00:40:46 |
We should fight more, |
| 00:40:49 |
Didn't we fight last night? |
| 00:40:50 |
No, we discussed. |
| 00:40:52 |
We need to fight. |
| 00:40:56 |
Okay. |
| 00:40:59 |
You've done something wrong, |
| 00:41:03 |
Man, am I cross. |
| 00:41:05 |
No, it has to be convincing. |
| 00:41:08 |
Like, should I swear? |
| 00:41:09 |
No, just raise your voice. |
| 00:41:11 |
You cuntsucker! |
| 00:41:15 |
I didn't mean now. |
| 00:41:16 |
But the element of surprise |
| 00:41:19 |
You've never heard me say |
| 00:41:21 |
No. |
| 00:41:24 |
And I will get that heart rate up. |
| 00:41:33 |
Wow, look at this. |
| 00:41:36 |
Yeah, it is. |
| 00:41:38 |
So, is Ellen a full |
| 00:41:43 |
And wait, which side is she on? |
| 00:41:46 |
She's not technically |
| 00:41:49 |
Her mom was an old friend of my dad's. |
| 00:41:54 |
Anyway, they started calling us |
| 00:41:56 |
She always used to make me |
| 00:42:00 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:42:01 |
Do you know where Ellen |
| 00:42:03 |
Ellen Fisher-Herrin. |
| 00:42:06 |
As a matter of fact, |
| 00:42:08 |
Room 340, about halfway down. |
| 00:42:10 |
Thanks. |
| 00:42:12 |
She'll be the mom |
| 00:42:17 |
She doesn't have a stroller? |
| 00:42:19 |
I thought you said she got |
| 00:42:21 |
She did. Here it is. |
| 00:42:26 |
I thought her name was Ellen. |
| 00:42:29 |
No! |
| 00:42:32 |
Don't say anything. Please. |
| 00:42:36 |
It's open. |
| 00:42:38 |
Here we go. |
| 00:42:42 |
Hello. |
| 00:42:44 |
Welcome. |
| 00:42:47 |
Come on in. |
| 00:42:50 |
Come on in. Okay. |
| 00:42:53 |
Okay. |
| 00:42:56 |
Mama's gonna put |
| 00:43:01 |
All right. |
| 00:43:03 |
I'll give it right back. |
| 00:43:09 |
So great to have you. |
| 00:43:13 |
How are you? |
| 00:43:14 |
I'm good. I'm good. |
| 00:43:16 |
You remember Verona? |
| 00:43:17 |
Hi. |
| 00:43:18 |
Of course. |
| 00:43:20 |
How can I forget |
| 00:43:24 |
Verona, you just look beautiful. |
| 00:43:26 |
Thanks. |
| 00:43:28 |
Look at your hair. |
| 00:43:32 |
Yeah. |
| 00:43:34 |
And, well, it's a boy. |
| 00:43:38 |
A girl. |
| 00:43:39 |
No. |
| 00:43:41 |
Really? With those hips and that shape? |
| 00:43:48 |
Well, the doctor and the sonogram... |
| 00:43:51 |
Well, we'll see. |
| 00:43:52 |
Right. |
| 00:43:54 |
Should we go? |
| 00:43:55 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:57 |
Sorry we're late. |
| 00:43:58 |
Oh! Right. Yeah, I don't answer |
| 00:44:02 |
It's not fair to the children. |
| 00:44:04 |
I gotta get this one to crafting. |
| 00:44:08 |
We got directions from this really |
| 00:44:11 |
She was... Had brown hair, |
| 00:44:14 |
She had a baby. |
| 00:44:15 |
Ruby. |
| 00:44:17 |
Poor Ruby. She hates me. |
| 00:44:20 |
I breastfed her baby. |
| 00:44:22 |
Pardon? |
| 00:44:23 |
Well, I was baby-sitting and |
| 00:44:27 |
Wouldn't take the bottle. So I fed him, |
| 00:44:31 |
But, you know, I think my mistake was... |
| 00:44:35 |
She's got lactation problems, |
| 00:44:39 |
And now she won't let me baby-sit, |
| 00:44:42 |
and I think there's something |
| 00:44:49 |
So, dinner. Should we go out, |
| 00:44:53 |
Let's eat in. |
| 00:44:56 |
Train food. |
| 00:44:58 |
Okay, let me think. |
| 00:45:00 |
Let us get the food. |
| 00:45:02 |
We can get the groceries. |
| 00:45:05 |
Look at you, so helpful. |
| 00:45:08 |
Oh, Burtie. |
| 00:45:13 |
And I have to say I'm so glad |
| 00:45:17 |
I was concerned when I heard |
| 00:45:26 |
You told her I have a tilted uterus? |
| 00:45:28 |
I don't know. |
| 00:45:30 |
Is your tilted uterus a secret? |
| 00:45:32 |
Yeah, my tilted uterus |
| 00:45:36 |
Oh, really, you fucking bitch! |
| 00:45:38 |
Your fucking uterus is |
| 00:45:41 |
Well, fuck you! |
| 00:45:49 |
You know, it was really nice of you |
| 00:45:52 |
Yeah. I had no idea how |
| 00:45:55 |
I told you. |
| 00:45:56 |
No, like, really expensive. |
| 00:45:58 |
I know. |
| 00:45:59 |
Well, let me just hide this. |
| 00:46:01 |
You ready? |
| 00:46:05 |
You think we got them a good one? |
| 00:46:09 |
Hi. |
| 00:46:14 |
You, too. |
| 00:46:17 |
Oh, fabulous. Great. |
| 00:46:20 |
If you don't mind, there are |
| 00:46:23 |
Just any of these? |
| 00:46:42 |
I like those. |
| 00:46:46 |
Go get the stroller. |
| 00:46:47 |
Okay. |
| 00:46:56 |
We brought you something. |
| 00:46:59 |
Oh, my God. How... |
| 00:47:06 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:47:10 |
Okay, all right, I'm sorry. |
| 00:47:16 |
Why don't we just |
| 00:47:21 |
Okay. |
| 00:47:24 |
They had it in blue. But... |
| 00:47:38 |
Just a little further away. |
| 00:47:46 |
Okay. |
| 00:47:47 |
All right, come on. |
| 00:47:48 |
Okay. |
| 00:47:50 |
Let's go upstairs |
| 00:47:53 |
Okay. |
| 00:47:57 |
Hello. |
| 00:48:09 |
Honey. |
| 00:48:17 |
Hi. |
| 00:48:18 |
Hey. |
| 00:48:20 |
I don't think we've met. |
| 00:48:21 |
Oh, yes, we have. |
| 00:48:24 |
Burning Man, '97. |
| 00:48:31 |
This is a big bed. |
| 00:48:33 |
We are a Continuum home. |
| 00:48:37 |
What is that? |
| 00:48:40 |
Continuum? |
| 00:48:41 |
Yes. |
| 00:48:43 |
Continuum. |
| 00:48:45 |
Yes. |
| 00:48:47 |
The Continuum movement |
| 00:48:50 |
the world will give your baby plenty of |
| 00:48:55 |
so while we can, we should |
| 00:48:58 |
So, it's the 3 "S's," no separation, |
| 00:49:05 |
They gave us a stroller. |
| 00:49:10 |
What is wrong with strollers? |
| 00:49:12 |
Burts, I love my babies. |
| 00:49:16 |
Why would I want to push them |
| 00:49:21 |
And you wonder why this country |
| 00:49:25 |
Because of strollers? |
| 00:49:26 |
Mama, |
| 00:49:28 |
in this house |
| 00:49:32 |
We hold them close. |
| 00:49:34 |
What about sleeping? |
| 00:49:37 |
This is where they sleep. |
| 00:49:41 |
So what if the two |
| 00:49:45 |
you know? Be alone? |
| 00:49:47 |
Do you go out to the car? |
| 00:49:51 |
No, Verona. |
| 00:49:53 |
We don't go out to the car. |
| 00:49:56 |
Are you planning on hiding |
| 00:50:01 |
Are you guys making love? |
| 00:50:04 |
It can be so great in the 6th month. |
| 00:50:08 |
And it is so important to expose |
| 00:50:11 |
especially in utero. |
| 00:50:13 |
Do you know what |
| 00:50:16 |
to have their parents' expression |
| 00:50:19 |
No. |
| 00:50:20 |
Oh! Well, |
| 00:50:22 |
that's why I have an Electra complex. |
| 00:50:24 |
Oh, babe. |
| 00:50:26 |
It is okay. |
| 00:50:29 |
Which one's that, again? |
| 00:50:31 |
I think that is when a woman |
| 00:50:34 |
Do you mean "Oedipal complex"? |
| 00:50:38 |
Don't... Don't try |
| 00:50:43 |
Why the seahorses, Rod? |
| 00:50:45 |
In the seahorse community, |
| 00:50:49 |
the males give birth. |
| 00:50:52 |
The female inserts her ovipositor |
| 00:50:58 |
That's where she |
| 00:51:00 |
If I could, |
| 00:51:03 |
I would lay my eggs |
| 00:51:07 |
I know you would. |
| 00:51:12 |
Don't... |
| 00:51:15 |
Don't, don't, don't. |
| 00:51:28 |
So, have you chosen a doula? |
| 00:51:30 |
I already had one. |
| 00:51:33 |
A doula, Burtie, not a dolma. |
| 00:51:36 |
We are not using a doula. |
| 00:51:38 |
Really? |
| 00:51:41 |
Oh, no, no. Midwives and doulas are |
| 00:51:45 |
or doesn't want to be involved. |
| 00:51:46 |
And I'm neither of those things. |
| 00:51:49 |
I'm really looking |
| 00:51:51 |
That's great, Burtie. I totally understand, |
| 00:51:54 |
but don't you think Verona |
| 00:51:57 |
who really understands |
| 00:52:00 |
Oh! There's this great |
| 00:52:04 |
I can't remember the book, |
| 00:52:05 |
It's something like, "One is not born, |
| 00:52:13 |
What does that have to do with... |
| 00:52:14 |
But it is worth it. |
| 00:52:15 |
The pain is so enlightening. |
| 00:52:19 |
I watch CNN and I really |
| 00:52:24 |
On top of which, when I had Wolfie, |
| 00:52:29 |
It was so beautiful. |
| 00:52:35 |
This soup is delicious. |
| 00:52:38 |
Alice Walker said, "There's nothing more |
| 00:52:43 |
And I agree with her. |
| 00:52:45 |
And my mom had a hospital birth. |
| 00:52:48 |
The stirrups, the machines, |
| 00:52:52 |
And she wonders why I can't walk into |
| 00:52:57 |
Okay, can that maybe be the last bit |
| 00:53:02 |
Just a... Just a thought. |
| 00:53:04 |
Honey? Are you counting on this job |
| 00:53:09 |
Where is it? |
| 00:53:10 |
Mutual Choice. |
| 00:53:13 |
Because I'm already doing fine. |
| 00:53:14 |
This would just be |
| 00:53:17 |
Commission rate. |
| 00:53:21 |
What is it again, exactly, |
| 00:53:25 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:53:28 |
Yes. That's exactly |
| 00:53:29 |
Don't worry, Wolf. You won't ever |
| 00:53:32 |
Like... "Anything like that"? |
| 00:53:34 |
Like fearmongering. |
| 00:53:36 |
Fearmongering? |
| 00:53:37 |
Or skimming. |
| 00:53:39 |
Cajoling? Billing? |
| 00:53:40 |
Roderick... |
| 00:53:41 |
Are you being serious? |
| 00:53:42 |
Roderick, Roderick. |
| 00:53:43 |
It's so easy to forget how great |
| 00:53:46 |
These guys have nothing. |
| 00:53:49 |
How should we expect them to |
| 00:53:52 |
And Verona lost her parents. |
| 00:53:56 |
Honey, how old were you |
| 00:53:59 |
22. Why? |
| 00:54:01 |
Oh, you poor thing. |
| 00:54:03 |
I was just wondering how much your |
| 00:54:07 |
about motherhood before she died. |
| 00:54:09 |
Your people have such a wonderful |
| 00:54:13 |
Okay, that's it! |
| 00:54:16 |
You are a terrible person. |
| 00:54:21 |
And Verona? She is twice |
| 00:54:24 |
Because this whole thing... I just... |
| 00:54:28 |
And this guy! |
| 00:54:36 |
Oh, honey. |
| 00:54:37 |
Burt. |
| 00:54:39 |
We are leaving. |
| 00:54:44 |
What is going on? |
| 00:54:45 |
You know what? If I have to explain it |
| 00:54:50 |
All right. |
| 00:54:55 |
Fly away. And take that |
| 00:54:59 |
Gladly! You fucking lunatic! |
| 00:55:04 |
Actually, I forgot something! |
| 00:55:09 |
Burt, honey. |
| 00:55:12 |
Hey, Wolfie. |
| 00:55:14 |
Wolfie, you... No... |
| 00:55:15 |
Just take a little ride. |
| 00:55:17 |
Wolfie, don't listen to him. |
| 00:55:18 |
It will be really fun, |
| 00:55:20 |
Do not get out of that chair. |
| 00:55:21 |
Honey, you do |
| 00:55:22 |
Sweetheart. Sweetheart! |
| 00:55:24 |
Listen to your heart... |
| 00:55:25 |
There we go! |
| 00:55:26 |
Not in this house! No! |
| 00:55:28 |
No! I will not let |
| 00:55:31 |
That's good! |
| 00:55:34 |
Burt, Burt... |
| 00:55:38 |
I reject your |
| 00:55:42 |
No! Wolfie! |
| 00:55:44 |
Wolfie, did you have fun? |
| 00:55:46 |
Because you won't have that much fun |
| 00:55:50 |
This was great! |
| 00:55:54 |
What a horse's ass. |
| 00:55:58 |
That was cool. |
| 00:55:59 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:56:21 |
Hi. |
| 00:56:22 |
So, how did it go? |
| 00:56:23 |
Good. |
| 00:56:25 |
Yeah? |
| 00:56:27 |
So, did they offer you the job? |
| 00:56:28 |
Yeah. |
| 00:56:29 |
Yeah? |
| 00:56:31 |
I just need some time to |
| 00:56:36 |
So, they're probably |
| 00:56:38 |
They are ready to. They just need |
| 00:56:43 |
and formalities. |
| 00:56:47 |
So, they didn't offer you the job? |
| 00:56:49 |
No. |
| 00:56:53 |
I'm really sorry I brought |
| 00:56:56 |
I don't know what I was thinking. |
| 00:56:59 |
Burt. |
| 00:57:02 |
It is not your fault. |
| 00:57:05 |
So, this place isn't for us. |
| 00:57:09 |
I think Montreal is going |
| 00:57:15 |
You know what I hear |
| 00:57:18 |
You know what they put |
| 00:57:21 |
Mayonnaise? |
| 00:57:22 |
Nope. Better. |
| 00:57:26 |
Gravy. |
| 00:57:40 |
You know, I had a dream about |
| 00:57:42 |
Really? |
| 00:57:44 |
What was it about? |
| 00:57:45 |
Well, it was a bunch of things. |
| 00:57:47 |
Was I topless in it? |
| 00:57:48 |
Yes. |
| 00:58:04 |
Sorry. |
| 00:58:05 |
We did it. Sorry. |
| 00:58:10 |
We're just having a baby. |
| 00:58:12 |
It's okay. |
| 00:58:34 |
Holy shit! |
| 00:58:36 |
Is this their house? |
| 00:58:38 |
We went to college with these guys. |
| 00:58:42 |
While we are so... |
| 00:58:43 |
Stunted? |
| 00:58:46 |
Confused? Immature? |
| 00:58:49 |
American? |
| 00:58:54 |
Do it again. |
| 00:58:58 |
That's awesome. |
| 00:59:02 |
Hey, Camille. Cammie. |
| 00:59:07 |
Should we come in? |
| 00:59:08 |
Okay. |
| 00:59:09 |
They are in their room. |
| 00:59:13 |
Okay. |
| 00:59:23 |
The sun has gone to bed |
| 00:59:29 |
And so must I |
| 00:59:33 |
So long, farewell |
| 00:59:38 |
Auf wiedersehen, goodbye |
| 00:59:44 |
Goodbye |
| 00:59:47 |
There she is. |
| 00:59:50 |
Verona, you look amazing. |
| 00:59:52 |
Perfect. Perfect. |
| 00:59:54 |
Hey. |
| 00:59:55 |
Good to see you. |
| 00:59:56 |
It's great to see you. |
| 01:00:03 |
Goodbye |
| 01:00:09 |
All right. Yeah. |
| 01:00:11 |
Hey, great job. |
| 01:00:12 |
Hey, everybody. |
| 01:00:14 |
Your mom and I went |
| 01:00:15 |
Say hi. |
| 01:00:16 |
Hi. |
| 01:00:17 |
Get yourselves some pizza. |
| 01:00:19 |
Pizza. What's up, James? |
| 01:00:21 |
You're in the middle. |
| 01:00:22 |
Hey, so, the movie ends when |
| 01:00:26 |
Yeah, we sort of skipped it. |
| 01:00:27 |
You skipped the Nazis? |
| 01:00:29 |
We kind of figured, |
| 01:00:30 |
It is just that we think they could |
| 01:00:33 |
before, you know, |
| 01:00:36 |
Excuse me. Do you know |
| 01:00:40 |
Where did you get that? |
| 01:00:42 |
She has never done this before. |
| 01:00:43 |
You are seeing this |
| 01:00:45 |
Who's underneath? |
| 01:00:48 |
Come here. |
| 01:00:50 |
Tie him up. |
| 01:00:51 |
Verona! Verona! Help! |
| 01:00:54 |
Isn't that cute? |
| 01:00:55 |
Mama! Mama! |
| 01:00:57 |
Hi! |
| 01:00:58 |
Hi, Munch. |
| 01:01:01 |
Oh, Verona. Look at you! |
| 01:01:05 |
Thanks. |
| 01:01:06 |
I can't believe you are 6 months in. |
| 01:01:07 |
You look amazing. |
| 01:01:08 |
You do, too. |
| 01:01:10 |
I think he's been |
| 01:01:12 |
Oh, hi. |
| 01:01:14 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:01:15 |
Yeah, I have all this gear at home. |
| 01:01:23 |
This is the family I want. |
| 01:01:27 |
All those ages. Everyone draped over |
| 01:01:30 |
So, you want to adopt? |
| 01:01:32 |
All right. So we will just trade this one in |
| 01:01:35 |
No, I want her and them, too. |
| 01:01:40 |
Yeah, it works. |
| 01:01:42 |
We should move here. |
| 01:01:44 |
Think of that. |
| 01:01:52 |
Do you still |
| 01:01:55 |
We're out a lot, I guess. |
| 01:01:56 |
I mean, it depends. |
| 01:01:59 |
because the kids want you there, |
| 01:02:03 |
They need air |
| 01:02:06 |
Should we tell them? |
| 01:02:08 |
I think we're moving here. |
| 01:02:09 |
To Montreal? |
| 01:02:11 |
We already won the competition. |
| 01:02:14 |
Hell, yeah! |
| 01:02:16 |
You guys! |
| 01:02:18 |
Let us toast. |
| 01:02:20 |
Okay. So, yay for Burt |
| 01:02:25 |
probably, if they are not stupid. |
| 01:02:26 |
Yay! |
| 01:02:32 |
2 more of these? |
| 01:02:33 |
Trombone, man. |
| 01:02:35 |
I was just about to say that! |
| 01:02:37 |
The 'bone! |
| 01:02:39 |
We don't know, actually. |
| 01:02:42 |
I mean, we wanted |
| 01:02:44 |
It just sort of came |
| 01:02:48 |
Have you had any |
| 01:02:51 |
No. No. Not so far. |
| 01:02:55 |
It's been great. |
| 01:02:57 |
Yeah. |
| 01:02:59 |
That's wonderful. That's... |
| 01:03:04 |
Ladies, I have an announcement. |
| 01:03:10 |
We need real food. |
| 01:03:15 |
She said, "Mrs. Farlander, |
| 01:03:16 |
What do you mean, |
| 01:03:18 |
You're still not married? |
| 01:03:20 |
We talked about this. |
| 01:03:21 |
No. Why don't you propose? |
| 01:03:22 |
When are you going to propose? |
| 01:03:24 |
Propose? |
| 01:03:25 |
All I do is propose. |
| 01:03:28 |
Watch this. Watch. Watch this. |
| 01:03:32 |
Verona. |
| 01:03:33 |
You really are |
| 01:03:34 |
Thanks, honey. |
| 01:03:36 |
Will you marry me? |
| 01:03:38 |
Wow. |
| 01:03:39 |
That actually stings. |
| 01:03:41 |
Is this true? |
| 01:03:43 |
It's you who's behind this. |
| 01:03:44 |
I can't see the point. |
| 01:03:46 |
That's romantic. |
| 01:03:47 |
Well, there isn't any, |
| 01:03:49 |
Well, not unless you have parents |
| 01:03:52 |
Which you don't. |
| 01:03:53 |
But your wedding |
| 01:03:56 |
Really good. |
| 01:03:58 |
It was really good. The wedding |
| 01:04:00 |
But what you need to be happy, |
| 01:04:06 |
What is that? |
| 01:04:08 |
Okay, watch this. |
| 01:04:12 |
Really? |
| 01:04:13 |
No... |
| 01:04:14 |
Okay, here is you 2 guys. |
| 01:04:16 |
Stop. |
| 01:04:17 |
Okay, so you kiss, you do other things |
| 01:04:22 |
The baby comes in there |
| 01:04:24 |
And you guys hug and get real tight. |
| 01:04:28 |
And this. There... |
| 01:04:33 |
And this... |
| 01:04:36 |
It's your house. |
| 01:04:39 |
Is that a home? Is that a family? |
| 01:04:41 |
No. No, of course not. |
| 01:04:44 |
The people, the walls, the furniture. |
| 01:04:46 |
But that's not a home. |
| 01:04:49 |
What binds it all together is this. |
| 01:04:52 |
Awesome. That's awesome. |
| 01:04:55 |
This is love. |
| 01:04:58 |
Yes, here we go. |
| 01:05:00 |
This is your love, guys. |
| 01:05:02 |
Here it comes. The patience, your |
| 01:05:05 |
Man, you just have no idea |
| 01:05:08 |
But you have to use all of it. |
| 01:05:10 |
It's not like simple masonry, |
| 01:05:12 |
where you use a little layer of mortar |
| 01:05:14 |
No. With this, |
| 01:05:16 |
For every brick, there's |
| 01:05:19 |
I thought we were doing syrup. |
| 01:05:22 |
Mortar, syrup. Syrup, mortar. |
| 01:05:27 |
It's all those good |
| 01:05:30 |
The love, |
| 01:05:32 |
the wisdom, the generosity. |
| 01:05:35 |
The patience. Patience. |
| 01:05:38 |
At 3:00 a.m., when everyone's |
| 01:05:41 |
and he can't find the bathroom and |
| 01:05:44 |
Patience when you blink... |
| 01:05:47 |
When you blink and it's 5:30 |
| 01:05:50 |
and you know you're going to be tired |
| 01:05:55 |
And you are thinking, |
| 01:05:58 |
"What happened to swimming naked |
| 01:06:03 |
And you have to be willing to make |
| 01:06:12 |
You have to be so much |
| 01:06:18 |
Right? |
| 01:06:22 |
Wow, I've never |
| 01:06:25 |
It's like dance karaoke? |
| 01:06:26 |
It's Montreal. |
| 01:06:28 |
World capital of this kind of shit. |
| 01:06:30 |
Montreal, baby. |
| 01:06:32 |
Oh! Now listen, are there going to be any... |
| 01:06:35 |
No, no, no. It's not that those |
| 01:06:37 |
No, plenty of girls coming. |
| 01:06:39 |
Okay. |
| 01:06:40 |
I hope so. |
| 01:06:43 |
Where's 'Rona? |
| 01:06:44 |
I think she's in the bathroom. |
| 01:06:45 |
Where's Munch? |
| 01:06:47 |
I have no fucking idea. |
| 01:07:23 |
She had another miscarriage. |
| 01:07:27 |
What? |
| 01:07:29 |
When? |
| 01:07:31 |
Thursday. |
| 01:07:33 |
This Thursday? |
| 01:07:36 |
Yeah. |
| 01:07:40 |
This is her 5th. |
| 01:07:44 |
I know she loves all those kids like |
| 01:07:53 |
but I wonder if we |
| 01:07:55 |
People like us, |
| 01:07:58 |
and then we are surprised when the |
| 01:08:02 |
And every day another million |
| 01:08:15 |
It's terrible feeling this helpless, man. |
| 01:08:20 |
You just watch these babies grow, |
| 01:08:31 |
Then fade. |
| 01:08:36 |
And you don't know if you're |
| 01:08:40 |
or bury them, or... |
| 01:08:49 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:09:49 |
Well, you have |
| 01:09:52 |
Or worse. |
| 01:09:55 |
Yeah... |
| 01:09:57 |
You're my brother, |
| 01:10:00 |
This afternoon. |
| 01:10:05 |
No, will you stop? |
| 01:10:10 |
I'll pay. I can swing it. |
| 01:10:12 |
Wait, hold on a second. |
| 01:10:15 |
What's going on? |
| 01:10:17 |
I'm telling her right now. |
| 01:10:19 |
What? |
| 01:10:20 |
We're going to Miami. |
| 01:10:23 |
What happened? |
| 01:10:37 |
I spy with my little eye |
| 01:10:41 |
something that is blue. |
| 01:10:46 |
You... You didn't see |
| 01:10:47 |
I mean, |
| 01:10:49 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:10:51 |
Do you have any idea how many times |
| 01:10:54 |
It's a tick now. |
| 01:10:56 |
I've got all the lines |
| 01:10:59 |
The weird thing is, |
| 01:11:02 |
I never want to hear |
| 01:11:04 |
But if she came back tomorrow |
| 01:11:06 |
I would be so |
| 01:11:11 |
Well, Annabelle seems |
| 01:11:13 |
I know. |
| 01:11:15 |
Well, what did you tell her? |
| 01:11:16 |
I told her it was a business trip. |
| 01:11:18 |
I made the mistake of |
| 01:11:21 |
I actually thought that |
| 01:11:22 |
I thought I would have |
| 01:11:25 |
But then 5 days go by and |
| 01:11:28 |
So I told her that Grandpa died. |
| 01:11:30 |
You told her Dad died? |
| 01:11:31 |
No, no, no, Helena's father. |
| 01:11:34 |
Listen, Burt, |
| 01:11:38 |
I really need your help. |
| 01:11:39 |
I mean, if she's |
| 01:11:42 |
I gotta know |
| 01:11:44 |
And it is wrong to say that her mom |
| 01:11:48 |
Yes. I think that |
| 01:11:53 |
Yeah, but there's finality there. |
| 01:11:55 |
"Where is my crown? |
| 01:12:01 |
"Oh, brother, I just |
| 01:12:04 |
And to that the crab replied... |
| 01:12:07 |
"You will never find your crown, Frog, |
| 01:12:09 |
"because I have hid |
| 01:12:14 |
And then they fought. |
| 01:12:16 |
"Give me your tongue. |
| 01:12:18 |
"That's my tongue." |
| 01:12:19 |
And then they made up. |
| 01:12:21 |
"You're my best friend." |
| 01:12:23 |
"I'm really sorry about that, Frog. |
| 01:12:25 |
"Don't worry about it." |
| 01:12:28 |
"Thank you very much." |
| 01:12:29 |
"Thank you. Be sure |
| 01:12:32 |
Say good night to |
| 01:12:34 |
Good night, Bella. |
| 01:12:38 |
Good night, Bella. |
| 01:12:39 |
Good night, chicken. |
| 01:12:43 |
Could you stay a little longer? |
| 01:12:45 |
Sure. |
| 01:12:47 |
I'll stay with you. |
| 01:12:50 |
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man |
| 01:12:56 |
I'm not sleepy and there is no place |
| 01:13:03 |
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man |
| 01:13:04 |
Thank you. |
| 01:13:07 |
Cheers. |
| 01:13:09 |
In the jingle jangle morning |
| 01:13:16 |
Did you see this? |
| 01:13:20 |
Look at that. |
| 01:13:22 |
Man, she is so cute. |
| 01:13:24 |
Yeah. |
| 01:13:26 |
She just took that on Monday. |
| 01:13:27 |
Remember when we had to wait |
| 01:13:29 |
Oh, yeah. It was... |
| 01:13:33 |
Hey. What's that on her lip? |
| 01:13:40 |
Carrot juice. |
| 01:13:42 |
Carrot juice. |
| 01:13:45 |
Yeah, so that's the picture. |
| 01:13:52 |
Yeah, I didn't see the carrot juice on |
| 01:13:56 |
I'm never going to see stuff like that. |
| 01:14:01 |
Moms see the carrot juice |
| 01:14:05 |
Moms know when they |
| 01:14:08 |
Moms go shopping with them, and make |
| 01:14:13 |
In one fell swoop, |
| 01:14:15 |
this girl's life |
| 01:14:17 |
where she can be |
| 01:14:19 |
to the distinct likelihood that she's |
| 01:14:24 |
A poor dresser. |
| 01:14:28 |
One of those kids |
| 01:14:31 |
at the girls with the new shoes |
| 01:14:36 |
Well, at least it's just |
| 01:14:40 |
I mean, it's not whiskey or glue. |
| 01:14:44 |
It's just the beginning, though. |
| 01:14:47 |
I'm going to be spending every waking |
| 01:14:55 |
But that little girl in there will always |
| 01:15:01 |
Into my own parade cast |
| 01:15:06 |
I promise to go under it |
| 01:15:11 |
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man |
| 01:15:18 |
I'm not sleepy and there's no place |
| 01:15:25 |
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man |
| 01:15:31 |
In the jingle jangle morning |
| 01:15:42 |
Yeah? Well, the fact that |
| 01:15:44 |
means it's important, doesn't it? |
| 01:15:46 |
I think so. |
| 01:15:48 |
What's your name? |
| 01:15:53 |
Well, I think you know more than |
| 01:15:55 |
Burt? |
| 01:15:56 |
So... Hello? |
| 01:15:58 |
Burt. |
| 01:16:00 |
Burt, what are you doing? |
| 01:16:03 |
Calling everyone she knew. |
| 01:16:04 |
Her old company. Her friends. |
| 01:16:06 |
At midnight? |
| 01:16:08 |
Right. |
| 01:16:10 |
Well, can you stop, please? |
| 01:16:13 |
I mean, what kind of goddamned |
| 01:16:16 |
I don't know. Maybe not such |
| 01:16:20 |
And you know what |
| 01:16:21 |
There is nothing we can do about it. |
| 01:16:23 |
Because she is gone. And this family |
| 01:16:27 |
And what if one of us |
| 01:16:29 |
We won't. |
| 01:16:30 |
It can be fixed. |
| 01:16:35 |
Thank you. |
| 01:16:41 |
Burt. |
| 01:16:45 |
It's okay. |
| 01:16:49 |
Look at me, please. |
| 01:16:52 |
But really? |
| 01:16:54 |
I mean, what if something |
| 01:16:59 |
I mean, what if I'm walking by a |
| 01:17:04 |
and then my frontal lobe gets chopped |
| 01:17:08 |
and then I'm not a good dad? |
| 01:17:11 |
What happens then? |
| 01:17:12 |
Well, be careful walking near |
| 01:17:18 |
What about Munch? |
| 01:17:20 |
She'll be careful walking |
| 01:17:22 |
No, really. |
| 01:17:25 |
I mean, don't you just look at her |
| 01:17:27 |
everything that |
| 01:17:31 |
It is so incredibly |
| 01:17:33 |
Yeah, you're right. |
| 01:17:35 |
It's unfair that |
| 01:17:39 |
and that bad parents |
| 01:17:44 |
and good parents die when their |
| 01:17:48 |
I'm sorry, 'Rona. |
| 01:17:50 |
Look, all we can do is be good |
| 01:17:56 |
We don't have control |
| 01:17:59 |
Will you marry me? |
| 01:18:06 |
Never. |
| 01:18:16 |
I will never leave you. |
| 01:18:20 |
I promise. |
| 01:18:22 |
No, I know. |
| 01:18:27 |
You... |
| 01:18:30 |
You promised never to marry me |
| 01:18:33 |
without your parents there. |
| 01:18:37 |
You promise |
| 01:18:42 |
Do you promise to never leave |
| 01:18:48 |
I promise. |
| 01:18:52 |
I do. |
| 01:18:58 |
Do you promise |
| 01:19:00 |
to stop talking about your ability to find |
| 01:19:11 |
I do. |
| 01:19:16 |
Do you promise |
| 01:19:18 |
Carve. |
| 01:19:19 |
...to carve in my spare time, |
| 01:19:23 |
and teach our daughter the lore |
| 01:19:28 |
I do. |
| 01:19:32 |
Do you promise never to |
| 01:19:38 |
I do. |
| 01:19:40 |
Good. |
| 01:19:49 |
Do you promise to let our |
| 01:19:55 |
or any weight at all? Because we want |
| 01:20:00 |
Being obsessed with weight is just |
| 01:20:04 |
Yes, I do. |
| 01:20:09 |
Do you promise, when she talks, |
| 01:20:13 |
you'll listen? |
| 01:20:18 |
especially when she's scared? |
| 01:20:22 |
And that her fights |
| 01:20:27 |
I do. |
| 01:20:37 |
And do you promise that if I die some |
| 01:20:41 |
that you're gonna tell our daughter |
| 01:20:46 |
by Russian soldiers in this intense |
| 01:20:51 |
in an attempt to save the lives |
| 01:20:59 |
I do. |
| 01:21:01 |
Chechnyan orphans. I do. |
| 01:21:05 |
I do. |
| 01:22:32 |
We had an orange tree. |
| 01:22:35 |
Who? |
| 01:22:36 |
When we were kids. |
| 01:22:39 |
My dad was really |
| 01:22:43 |
He planted it one spring, and he used to |
| 01:22:47 |
see if any oranges had grown. |
| 01:22:52 |
The thing was sickly or something, |
| 01:22:57 |
One morning, my mom woke Grace |
| 01:23:02 |
like, at 5:00, |
| 01:23:05 |
and she led us out to the tree with these |
| 01:23:11 |
and pineapples and grapes |
| 01:23:16 |
And we just hung all the fruit from |
| 01:23:22 |
It worked, actually. |
| 01:23:26 |
And then we all ran into the truck |
| 01:23:29 |
and we just waited |
| 01:23:32 |
What did he say? |
| 01:23:33 |
Well, he stared |
| 01:23:37 |
just staring at it. |
| 01:23:41 |
I think at first |
| 01:23:44 |
like the tree had burst |
| 01:23:50 |
and then, I guess he saw the |
| 01:23:55 |
and he just started laughing harder |
| 01:24:01 |
And Grace and I just ran |
| 01:24:08 |
And my mom just... |
| 01:24:18 |
And from then on, |
| 01:24:21 |
every once in a while one of us |
| 01:24:26 |
Usually something plastic, like pears |
| 01:24:32 |
or strawberries or bananas. |
| 01:25:11 |
Is this starting to look familiar? |
| 01:25:14 |
I think so. |
| 01:25:17 |
But I want it to be new. |
| 01:25:20 |
New for us. |
| 01:25:22 |
New enough to feel like we found it. |
| 01:25:27 |
Does that make sense? |
| 01:25:29 |
Yeah. |
| 01:26:17 |
You ready? |
| 01:26:21 |
I am. |
| 01:26:23 |
Are you? |
| 01:26:26 |
Yes, I am. |
| 01:26:47 |
God, I forgot how beautiful it is. |
| 01:26:50 |
Subtitles: Arigon |
| 01:29:18 |
This place is perfect for us. |
| 01:29:26 |
Don't you think? |
| 01:29:35 |
I hope so. |
| 01:29:42 |
I really fucking hope so. |
