Sweet Charity

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00:05:14 Oh, Charlie, I'm on time, right?
00:05:17 Wrong. You know what I did today?
00:05:20 At couches that turn into beds and chairs that
00:05:25 And then, you know, I went to look at wedding
00:05:31 And you know, Charlie,
00:05:34 I went to the bank, you know?
00:05:37 All $427.
00:05:40 So now we can put
00:05:43 Oh, Charlie, it's such
00:05:48 Oh, Charlie, it's such
00:05:48 #Today I feel New York is
00:05:54 # Right down Broadway
00:05:58 # Every supermarket
00:06:01 #All of Lincoln Center
00:06:04 #They're all my personal property #
00:06:10 #The zoo in Central Park is
00:06:15 # I've carved my name on every tree #
00:06:20 # From Yonkers Raceway
00:06:23 # I own everything around
00:06:25 # It's all my personal property #
00:06:31 #The planetarium is mine alone #
00:06:36 #The old aquarium I also own #
00:06:41 #And since I feel today New York
00:06:48 # I'll tell you what I'm gonna do #
00:06:52 # Since I like you very much #
00:06:55 # So very, very much #
00:06:59 # I'm gonna split it with you #
00:07:03 #With you #
00:07:06 #With you #
00:07:09 #With you #
00:07:11 #With you ##
00:07:17 Hey, Charlie, you know, this is my
00:07:21 Hey! Let's make a wish...
00:07:23 and then throw somethin' in
00:07:26 # Since I like you very much #
00:07:30 So very, very much
00:07:33 # I'm gonna give it #
00:07:37 #To... ##
00:07:40 I wish...
00:07:42 Oh! Help!
00:07:46 Help! I can't...
00:07:49 Help! I can't...
00:07:51 Help! I can't...
00:07:55 Look, Walter. There's a girl in
00:07:58 But, Walter!
00:08:00 Don't get involved.
00:08:02 Oh!
00:08:11 Oh, God.
00:08:24 Here, help! Somebody help!
00:08:27 She looks dead.
00:08:31 I don't know.
00:08:33 Shake her well 'til the
00:08:37 Oh, my God! I'm in Australia!
00:08:42 Put me down!
00:08:45 What do you think you're doing?
00:08:49 Don't look at me! Take it
00:08:52 - Charlie. Where's Charlie?
00:08:56 Apparently over
00:08:58 Who took my shoe?
00:09:03 Well, don't stare at me. Don't
00:09:10 Please leave me alone!
00:09:13 Come on, everybody! Let's all go
00:09:17 Charlie! Why did you
00:09:19 The aquacade is all over. Hey,
00:09:23 Let's go now. Come on.
00:09:26 I'm fne.
00:09:30 Just put it down in your book.
00:09:35 All right, miss. Would you care to
00:09:40 I lost my shoe.
00:09:43 Hey, Monte, look for
00:09:46 Yeah, Monte, look for
00:09:48 What's it look like?
00:09:51 What does it look like. All
00:09:55 Charity.
00:09:57 Charity Hope Valentine.
00:10:00 Charity Hope Valentine?
00:10:02 Just write it. Just...
00:10:05 Address?
00:10:07 615 West 44th Street.
00:10:09 Occupation?
00:10:12 Where?
00:10:16 Dance hall hostess.
00:10:18 Oh, you mean you work in
00:10:20 It's temporary.
00:10:23 Eight years. Suppose you tell me
00:10:27 Oh, well, my fiancé, Charlie... Well,
00:10:33 but we are engaged to be wed the
00:10:36 Anyway, we had this rendezvous
00:10:40 and, uh, I was just about to make
00:10:44 when... I don't know... I guess
00:10:47 'cause I lost my balance, and anyway,
00:10:52 and all he caught
00:10:55 That's what happened.
00:10:59 Where's my hair spray? Well, see,
00:11:01 'cause of his
00:11:04 Anyway, so he ran off
00:11:06 Where'd he go? The coast guard
00:11:09 Come on, honey. Didn't you leave one
00:11:13 - Like what?
00:11:17 Hello, men.
00:11:19 Hey, Nickie, did you hear about
00:11:23 You're gonna get married.
00:11:28 He stole her money
00:11:31 He wasn't for you.
00:11:34 Prince Phillip
00:11:36 so park the gum behind your ears
00:11:38 Doesn't he ever knock? It's
00:11:43 He's gonna call.
00:11:46 Charlie. He's gonna call.
00:11:49 and he's gonna have a very perfectly
00:11:54 What did I tell ya?
00:11:57 Charlie!
00:12:02 It's for you.
00:12:05 You know what your big problem is?
00:12:09 You got guys checkin' in
00:12:12 And you always
00:12:14 This time it's different.
00:12:19 I mean, when somebody has their name tattooed
00:12:24 does that sound like the sort of fella who's
00:12:29 Yeah. Uh-huh. Right.
00:12:31 - Where's my hair spray?
00:12:35 If you call this
00:12:37 He's gonna call.
00:12:40 Sure.
00:12:53 Since I like you
00:12:58 # So very, very much #
00:13:02 # I'm... ##
00:13:04 Oh, Charlie.
00:14:04 Hey, mister, can I talk to you for a
00:14:08 Hey, mister, you speak Spanish?
00:14:11 A little dance won't hurt you. Come
00:14:14 Moshi, moshi, e'kaga desu-ka,
00:14:18 Let's have some fun.
00:14:21 Pssss.
00:14:30 #The minute you walked
00:14:34 # I could see you were
00:14:39 #A real big spender #
00:14:42 # Good lookin' #
00:14:44 # So refned #
00:14:47 # Say, wouldn't you like to know
00:14:52 # So let me get right #
00:14:56 # I don't pop my cork #
00:14:58 # For every guy I see #
00:15:04 # Hey, big spender #
00:15:09 # Spend #
00:15:12 #A little time with #
00:15:15 # Me #
00:15:21 # Me #
00:15:32 # Do you wanna have fun #
00:15:39 Psssss.
00:15:43 # How's about a few #
00:15:45 # Laughs #
00:15:49 # I can show you a #
00:15:52 # Good time #
00:15:56 # Do you wanna have fun #
00:16:00 # Fun, fun #
00:16:02 # How's about a few #
00:16:04 # Laughs, laughs, laughs #
00:16:08 - # I can show you a # - #
00:16:12 - # Fun # - # Laughs
00:16:14 - # Fun # - # Laughs
00:16:17 # Fun, laughs, good time #
00:16:23 Pssss.
00:16:26 What do you say to a...
00:16:28 # Laugh #
00:16:31 Are you ready for some... # Fun #
00:16:33 How would you like a...
00:16:36 # Good time
00:16:42 # Hey, big spender #
00:16:49 #The minute you walked
00:16:53 # I could see you were
00:16:58 #A real big spender #
00:17:01 # Good lookin' #
00:17:03 # So refned #
00:17:06 # Say, wouldn't you like to know
00:17:10 # So let me get right #
00:17:15 # I don't pop my cork #
00:17:17 # For every guy I see #
00:17:22 # Hey, big spender #
00:17:27 # Hey, big spender #
00:17:32 # Hey, big spender #
00:17:38 # Spend #
00:17:41 #A little time with #
00:17:44 # Me #
00:17:46 # Fun, laughs, good time #
00:17:49 # Fun, laughs, good time #
00:17:51 # Fun, laughs, good time ##
00:17:54 How's about it, palsie?
00:17:56 Yeah!
00:18:12 Hey, Herman.
00:18:14 Anybody been askin' for me? Uh-uh.
00:18:23 Face it, honey. Charlie the pusher
00:18:27 Gee, what's the matter
00:18:30 Ooh, boy, am I stupid.
00:18:33 No, not a pushover exactly.
00:18:37 Well, I don't know.
00:18:40 Yeah, you're a pushover. If he stole
00:18:44 They can always pick him up. Girl, do you know
00:18:48 carryin' pocketbooks?
00:18:50 Why'd he do it? Everything
00:18:53 $11 shirts,
00:18:57 What'd I do wrong?
00:19:00 I'd even get up in the middle of the
00:19:05 Boy, did he love
00:19:09 Well, I have had it
00:19:12 Go, baby, go.
00:19:14 He can go slip and slide his greasy head
00:19:19 I'm fnished!
00:19:22 I'm tired of buyin' him
00:19:25 and his trips to Florida
00:19:31 Think he is,
00:19:34 Oh, boy, am I through givin'.
00:19:39 Ooh, I hope your tight Italian
00:21:20 Get me a taxi!
00:21:23 Ursula, stop acting
00:21:27 Vittorio Vitale!
00:21:31 Hey! That's Vittorio Vitale,
00:21:34 Ursula, I can
00:21:37 Don't touch me.
00:21:39 I hate you. Do you hear me?
00:21:41 - She really knows him!
00:21:47 That's all! I do not want to discuss it.
00:21:50 Now you can't walk out
00:21:52 I can't?
00:21:55 Just watch me. Watch!
00:21:58 Where's my taxi?
00:22:03 Taxi!
00:22:07 You are coming back inside. I am not!
00:22:09 Oh, yes, you are.
00:22:11 Yes, you are.
00:22:17 Ursula! Ursula!
00:22:20 Ursula!
00:22:27 Oh, scusi, signorina.
00:22:29 My pleasure.
00:22:58 Are you busy tonight?
00:23:00 Hey, he wants to know
00:23:03 No, you.
00:23:06 - Yes, you.
00:23:09 - Are you busy tonight?
00:23:13 Right now. Right now
00:23:16 Get in.
00:23:20 I'm with him.
00:23:34 Oh, that girl.
00:23:38 These wild fts of jealousy. I can't
00:23:42 That was my frst impression.
00:23:46 That was my
00:23:48 Well, it's fnished.
00:23:51 She's just not worth it.
00:23:53 Well, on the other hand, you know,
00:23:58 Ah, yes.
00:24:00 She is very beautiful. Well, I mean,
00:24:03 No, you are right.
00:24:06 She is... gorgeous.
00:24:12 I think I just
00:24:35 Um, uh, I'm with him.
00:26:10 - Who's that with Vittorio?
00:26:12 - Who can she be?
00:26:14 - Who is it? - Who
00:26:17 - Who is it? - Who
00:26:19 - Who is it?
00:26:21 It's me.
00:26:23 It's me.
00:26:24 Wow! This place sure is
00:26:27 I'm the only person here
00:30:53 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:01 # Ooh #
00:31:05 # Ooh #
00:31:09 #Yeah, yeah
00:31:11 #Yeah, yeah
00:31:16 - # Oh #
00:31:19 - #Yeah #
00:31:20 - # Oh, oh #
00:31:23 # Oh, yeah
00:31:36 # Oh #
00:31:38 # Give me yeah #
00:31:40 # Oh yeah # # Oh yeah #
00:31:42 # Oh, yeah
00:32:12 Excuse me, Signor Vitale.
00:32:17 It's Ursula.
00:32:20 No matter where I go,
00:32:24 Well, I know her too. She'll cry and
00:32:31 What should I do? Be
00:32:35 or be aloof?
00:32:37 Aloof sounds good.
00:32:39 The aloofer the better.
00:32:41 I am not here.
00:32:44 I could eat a horse.
00:32:47 Now we dance. Yeah, I
00:33:27 Oh!
00:33:47 I'm so sorry. Really
00:33:50 It's all right.
00:33:52 Where are we? My place. Come on.
00:33:56 Your place?
00:33:59 Get in the car, get out of
00:34:02 You think you can just your place and,
00:34:06 - Coming?
00:34:20 Good evening, sir.
00:34:22 Oh.
00:34:27 Thank you.
00:34:31 Were there any calls,
00:34:34 No calls? Are you sure? None, sir.
00:34:36 Positive, sir. Well, if
00:34:40 Yes, sir. And bring us a cold supper.
00:34:42 Very good, sir.
00:35:11 What did you say
00:35:13 Charity.
00:35:27 Do you like Brahms?
00:35:30 Huh?
00:35:34 Oh. Oh, yeah.
00:35:37 It's got a...
00:35:40 Leave it.
00:35:42 Leave it!
00:35:56 Uh, sit down.
00:36:06 Uh, talk to me.
00:36:08 Oh, that'd just be
00:36:11 Why?
00:36:15 Why should you lie?
00:36:17 Because I really want to make an impression
00:36:21 what I really did,
00:36:24 Let me be the judge of that.
00:36:30 Um...
00:36:36 You what?
00:36:38 - I'm a dance hall hostess.
00:36:41 There, you see?
00:36:43 I was gonna be an
00:36:46 Well, that doesn't sound
00:36:48 It does to
00:36:57 Champagne?
00:37:02 Well, I don't mind
00:37:05 Why did you ever
00:37:09 I don't know. Fickle
00:37:13 What?
00:37:17 Don't you know what that
00:37:19 Well, I don't.
00:37:22 But see, these things always seem to
00:37:26 And people are always comin' up to me
00:37:30 Or "How come you
00:37:32 And I always felt so dumb
00:37:36 But it was the truth.
00:37:39 I guess you're supposed to know why you
00:37:45 Anyway, now whenever anybody
00:37:49 I just say, "Fickle fnger of fate,"
00:37:53 I think you just
00:37:56 I think you're right.
00:37:59 Fickle fnger of fate.
00:38:01 Fickle fnger of fate.
00:38:04 Fickle fnger of fate. Fickle fnger
00:38:07 Fickle finger of fate.
00:38:10 Mm-mmm. Oh, it feels
00:38:12 It cools the mouth. Oh, try it
00:38:16 Say it. Just once. No, no.
00:38:19 All right.
00:38:22 Fickle fnger of fate. That's
00:38:25 It does cool the mouth. Oh, I
00:38:29 Like if some wisenheimer down at the Fandango
00:38:32 or somethin' fresh and I can't
00:38:36 I like to say, "Up yours. "
00:38:41 You do?
00:38:43 Oh, yeah, that really works.
00:38:45 Oh, yeah, that really works.
00:38:48 But I wouldn't say it
00:38:50 But I can say
00:38:53 You certainly can.
00:38:59 Ahem. You have
00:39:02 What shall we drink to?
00:39:04 Huh?
00:39:07 To the fckle fnger...
00:39:09 Bottoms up.
00:39:12 Oh! Pow!
00:39:14 It just slipped out.
00:39:18 You're marvelous.
00:39:23 I am?
00:39:26 Wow. That is really somethin'
00:39:30 What makes you think the Vittorio
00:39:33 Are you kidding? Haven't you
00:39:36 I like to think I have
00:39:39 You don't know
00:39:41 Remember the one you did with that
00:39:44 Monica Monicelli.
00:39:47 Uh, Passion in Palermo,
00:39:50 And there was this scene.
00:39:53 And you bent down, and you kissed
00:39:57 from her pinky
00:39:59 You remember that?
00:40:01 Oh, I remember.
00:40:05 And then you said,
00:40:07 "Without love,
00:40:10 Oh, the things
00:40:14 Did that ever hit home.
00:40:17 Did you
00:40:21 I sat through the whole flm and six marshmallow
00:40:26 "Without love,
00:40:31 Is that
00:40:35 Sure. Doesn't everybody?
00:40:37 No, not everybody.
00:40:41 Tell me, why do you
00:40:43 Everybody's gotta have some religion,
00:40:48 Well, I'll tell you one thing:
00:40:56 You know, I see you sitting
00:40:58 but I fnd it hard to believe
00:41:07 Yes? Uh, no,
00:41:09 I'll take care of it
00:41:16 Our supper.
00:41:36 Caviar.
00:41:38 Cold lobster.
00:41:41 Brochette.
00:41:44 And melon.
00:41:46 May I fx you a plate?
00:42:02 What's the matter?
00:42:04 They'll never believe it.
00:42:06 Believe what? That I'm here,
00:42:12 drinkin' champagne and
00:42:16 Who won't believe it?
00:42:20 What can we do
00:42:26 Do you think...
00:42:29 That...
00:42:33 Could I have a personally
00:42:39 You can have me
00:42:43 with moustache, clean-shaven,
00:42:45 smiling or sexy.
00:42:47 Oh, I will take that clean-shaven,
00:42:54 For...
00:42:56 For Charity.
00:42:58 Who was
00:43:01 in my apartment.
00:43:05 Alone.
00:43:09 I swear it.
00:43:11 Vittorio Vit... Yes,
00:43:18 Eccola.
00:43:20 Wow. You even
00:43:25 Oh, what a night for me.
00:43:29 Tomorrow, you're movin'
00:43:32 and every time
00:43:35 Oh, they're... They're
00:43:38 They're gonna think
00:43:44 Where you goin'?
00:43:47 I'll be right back.
00:43:49 Now don't go away.
00:43:51 Hurricane Hazel could strike.
00:44:40 # If they #
00:44:42 # Could see me now #
00:44:45 #That little gang of mine #
00:44:47 # I'm eatin' fancy chow
00:44:51 # I'd like those stumble bums
00:44:55 #The kind of top drawer
00:44:59 #All I can say is wowee
00:45:03 #Tonight I landed... pow
00:45:07 #What a setup, holy cow #
00:45:10 #They'd never believe it
00:45:13 # Now #
00:45:29 #They'd never believe it #
00:45:33 #They'd never believe it
00:45:37 #They'd never believe it #
00:45:39 #They'd never believe it #
00:45:42 #They'd never believe it
00:45:44 #They'd never believe it
00:45:46 #They'd never believe it ##
00:45:48 Ooh.
00:45:51 Do you think this will do?
00:45:55 Oh! Ohh!
00:45:58 What a beautiful...
00:46:01 black thing.
00:46:03 It's a hat.
00:46:05 Eccola.
00:46:07 You see?
00:46:11 It is yours.
00:46:13 Now wait.
00:47:05 # If they could #
00:47:08 # See me now
00:47:12 #Traipsin' round this
00:47:16 # I'd hear those thrift shop
00:47:20 # Draped on a bedspread made
00:47:24 #All I can say is wow #
00:47:26 #Wait 'til the riff and raff #
00:47:28 # See just exactly how
00:47:32 #What a buildup, holy cow #
00:47:35 #They'd never believe it
00:47:38 # Now #
00:47:58 Hi.
00:48:00 Ciao. Boy, this is
00:48:06 My initials.
00:48:09 Oh, I couldn't.
00:48:11 Oh, really, I can't.
00:48:13 I'll take it. I'll go see
00:48:21 Chow, Vittorio, baby.
00:48:27 # If they could see me now
00:48:31 #Who's waitin' on me
00:48:34 # I hear my buddies sayin'
00:48:38 #Tonight she's livin' like
00:48:42 #To think the highest brow
00:48:46 # Should pick the lowest brow
00:48:50 #What a step up, holy cow #
00:48:53 #They'd never believe it
00:48:56 # Could #
00:48:59 # See me #
00:49:02 # Now ##
00:50:04 #They'd never believe it #
00:50:08 #They'd never believe it
00:50:11 # Could see me ##
00:50:15 Hey, girls. Look! It's me!
00:50:19 Charity!
00:50:38 Oh. Oh, boy, you know this...
00:50:50 Miss Charity Hope Valentine.
00:50:54 Since I could fnd nothing else
00:50:58 that could truly express
00:51:02 for what you
00:51:05 for what you
00:51:08 I ask you please
00:51:17 Oh, wow. I accept.
00:51:22 And may I just say that
00:51:26 in such a gorgeous package.
00:51:31 Mr. Vitale, you've been
00:51:36 I think that this is...
00:51:38 I ever spent
00:51:43 No, no, no, please.
00:51:50 Suppose you eat
00:51:55 Pronto.
00:51:57 Well, tell her I'm asleep.
00:52:01 Well, tell her th...
00:52:03 What?
00:52:07 Lock the door.
00:52:11 It's Ursula. She's here.
00:52:15 What should I do?
00:52:19 If you want my opinion,
00:52:23 And in my opinion, we
00:52:28 Vittorio! Vittorio, I know
00:52:31 Oh, Ursula, go away.
00:52:34 - Vittorio, please.
00:52:37 - Please?
00:52:39 - Please!
00:52:43 Yes, you're right.
00:52:52 In here.
00:52:55 I'll get rid of her as
00:52:57 In a second.
00:52:59 Vittorio, let me in.
00:53:02 I almost forgot.
00:53:06 Thank you.
00:53:09 Oh. If you get a chance,
00:53:12 Yeah.
00:53:15 Vittorio, I'm not leaving
00:53:24 Oh, Vittorio, what took you so
00:53:28 Oh! Is that why you came back?
00:53:32 You have someone else
00:53:35 I picked up a girl off the street,
00:53:39 - I don't believe you.
00:53:41 All right, I will.
00:53:49 Oh, what's
00:53:51 You wouldn't stoop so low as to
00:53:55 Oh, I don't know
00:53:58 The thought of you with another
00:54:02 Why do I torture myself
00:54:05 Why? Why?
00:54:07 Why?
00:54:11 If I knew you really cared,
00:54:16 I care, cara mia.
00:54:18 Of course I care.
00:54:21 But why can't we discuss
00:54:24 Do you care, Vittorio?
00:54:27 Of course I care.
00:54:30 Of course I care.
00:54:32 Really?
00:54:34 You know, Ursula,
00:54:37 why we torture
00:54:40 Oh, because I'm a fool,
00:54:43 Oh, how could I have been so foolish
00:54:46 some cheap little nothing?
00:54:52 Now, Ursula, I really
00:54:54 It's so late, and
00:54:57 We can talk again
00:55:18 Oh. Just a moment.
00:55:35 Without you,
00:55:40 And without love,
00:55:45 Life has no purpose.
00:56:04 Oh, Ursula, Ursula.
00:56:07 Mmm, Vittorio,
00:56:11 Wow.
00:56:14 Oh, talk about
00:56:22 # If my friends #
00:56:26 # Could #
00:56:30 # See me #
00:56:33 # Now ##
00:57:03 Shh-shh.
00:57:05 It's morning.
00:57:07 Good morning.
00:57:10 Are you all right? Well,
00:57:14 Uh.
00:57:36 Wow.
00:57:42 Silk sheets!
00:58:00 Thank you very much for everything.
00:58:04 No, it sorta fgured, you
00:58:08 Because you're you,
00:58:16 For the taxi. No, you've given
00:58:26 Well.
00:58:40 - Chow.
00:58:50 Well, first we go to this ritzy
00:58:54 Oh, he is some
00:58:57 Then, we go back to his
00:59:00 except it was
00:59:02 with so many rooms you needed a
00:59:05 Then wejust sort of
00:59:08 and talkin'about life
00:59:11 Oh, boy. It was
00:59:17 So, come 6:00 in the morning,
00:59:21 Send me home in his own
00:59:23 I say to him, "Vittorio, honey, forget it.
00:59:28 But to tell you the truth, I didn't actually
00:59:33 My feet never once
00:59:35 Well, you keep on smokin'
00:59:38 you're bound to do
00:59:40 I knew you wouldn't believe I spent
00:59:44 You swear?
00:59:46 On your mother's life?
00:59:48 Hey, Wanda, call up and see how
00:59:53 Look... what he gave me.
00:59:58 His cane.
01:00:00 Mementos of our
01:00:04 Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:00:08 Is that all
01:00:10 What do you mean
01:00:13 Hi, team. Hey, Nickie, did
01:00:15 spendin'the night
01:00:18 I don't believe it!
01:00:20 And all she got for it was an
01:00:24 Oh, honey, if I was you,
01:00:27 and beat myself to death with
01:00:31 You don't even know what
01:00:34 What you do in bed is your business.
01:00:38 I was in the closet.
01:00:45 To each his own.
01:00:46 The least you could have got
01:00:49 Oh, what's he gonna give me
01:00:51 If you gonna mess with the details,
01:00:55 A hat and a cane? If it was me, I'd have
01:00:59 Now you'll never
01:01:01 It was your big chance,
01:01:03 Now you're stuck...
01:01:05 And it ain't no use flappin' your wings,
01:01:12 Not me.
01:01:17 I said not me.
01:01:19 What chance have we got
01:01:23 I mean, just look at us.
01:01:25 Don't look at me.
01:01:28 What's the matter with her? Nothin'.
01:01:30 If you happen to like a lot of
01:01:34 Well, not me.
01:01:36 I'm not gonna spend the next 40 years
01:01:41 I am not gonna become the world's frst
01:01:46 I am getting out.
01:01:49 Out!
01:01:54 #There's gotta be something
01:01:57 #There's gotta be something
01:02:01 #And when I fnd me
01:02:04 # I'm gonna get up
01:02:06 # I'm gonna get up, get out
01:02:09 #There's gotta be some
01:02:13 #There's gotta be something
01:02:16 #And when I fnd me something
01:02:20 # I'm gonna get up
01:02:22 # I'm gonna get up, get out
01:02:24 All thesejokers
01:02:27 #With their groping #
01:02:29 # Clutching #
01:02:31 # Strangling #
01:02:33 # Fumbling, pinching #
01:02:35 Phooey!
01:02:37 #There's gotta be some life
01:02:40 #There's gotta be
01:02:44 #And when I fnd me
01:02:48 # I'm gonna get up
01:02:50 # I'm gonna get up, get out
01:02:54 I got it. I have got it! What?
01:02:56 I'm gonna be
01:02:58 In one of those glass
01:03:01 My own typewriter.
01:03:05 Ooh-ooh-ooh
01:03:08 Wow!
01:03:11 #When I sit at my desk
01:03:14 # In my copy of a copy of
01:03:18 # I'll receive big tycoons
01:03:21 # I'll say
01:03:25 # How would ya like
01:03:33 #There's gotta be something
01:03:36 #There's gotta be something
01:03:39 #And when I fnd me
01:03:42 # I'm gonna get up
01:03:44 # I'm gonna get up, get out
01:03:49 Hey, hey, me too, me too.
01:03:52 I'm gonna get out of here, and
01:03:54 Yea!
01:03:57 a hat check girl...
01:03:59 at one of them east-side
01:04:02 You know, a tray full of cigarettes
01:04:06 And all those hats
01:04:08 Derbies, homburgs.
01:04:11 Ooh, and that cute
01:04:13 with the skinny brim
01:04:19 # Check your hat, sir
01:04:21 # Check your vest, sir
01:04:23 # Check your socks, sir
01:04:25 # I can hold them
01:04:28 # Check your eyes, sir
01:04:30 # Check and see if
01:04:32 # How about it
01:04:34 # I'll check you #
01:04:38 #And you check me #
01:04:48 Me too, me too.
01:04:50 But, baby, what can
01:04:52 Just get me out of here,
01:04:56 #There's gotta be some life
01:04:59 #There's gotta be some good
01:05:03 #And when I fnd it #
01:05:06 # Some kind of life
01:05:12 # I'm gonna get up
01:05:14 # I'm gonna get up, get out
01:05:38 Ha! Ha! Ha!
01:05:40 Ha!
01:05:42 Phooey.
01:05:43 Phooey.
01:05:45 Yip.
01:06:27 # La-la la-la
01:06:31 # La-la la #
01:06:33 # La #
01:06:34 # La-la la-la
01:06:37 # La-la la la-la-la
01:07:09 #And when I fnd me
01:07:12 # I'm gonna get up #
01:07:16 # I'm gonna get out #
01:07:19 # I'm gonna get up, get out #
01:07:22 #And live #
01:07:34 # Live it ##
01:07:39 Excuse me, ladies.
01:07:41 They have just announced the winners
01:07:44 and since none of you lovely creatures is among
01:07:48 Hey, Herman, in the frst
01:07:51 There's ladies present. And in the second
01:07:56 I can always fnd somebody
01:07:58 I'm comin', Herman. But, Nickie, what
01:08:03 Yeah.
01:09:23 Oh, I've got it, Mr. Carmichael.
01:09:27 with a guarantee
01:09:30 cost of living escalation...
01:09:32 and free maternity care.
01:09:35 Okay, Mr. Carmichael, frst stenotypist
01:09:41 Good-bye, Mr. Carmichael.
01:09:46 - Ahem.
01:09:57 Card.
01:10:03 Well, now, Miss, uh, Valentine,
01:10:07 I want a job...
01:10:09 Of course you do.
01:10:13 And don't say mine,
01:10:19 Well, something in an offce. Good.
01:10:22 You, uh, type, of course? No.
01:10:25 Take shorthand?
01:10:27 Operate calculators?
01:10:30 Keep books?
01:10:32 File?
01:10:34 Run a switchboard?
01:10:37 You speak a foreign language? No.
01:10:40 Um...
01:10:45 Ask me some more
01:10:48 Well, look,
01:10:51 How about, uh,
01:10:57 Oh. Are you
01:11:01 Well, not at the moment.
01:11:06 - Maybe.
01:11:11 What is it?
01:11:16 Um, where did you
01:11:20 Uh, public
01:11:24 I mean after that.
01:11:29 This isn't goin'
01:11:33 Have you ever had
01:11:36 in any feld whatsoever?
01:11:41 Well, nothing
01:11:44 Well, then, what do you
01:11:47 I told you,
01:11:49 But you can't do anything.
01:11:51 B- But I must be able
01:11:55 Well, I mean, everybody
01:11:59 Don't they?
01:12:01 I used to think so.
01:12:04 Valentine. Oh, please, Mr.
01:12:09 I don't wanna go back to that
01:12:12 I mean, I want a nice job where
01:12:16 I w... I want very much
01:12:19 I'll work hard. I'll work awful
01:12:23 Find me somethin',
01:12:26 Ohh, is this a gag?
01:12:31 - Huh?
01:12:34 It is a gag. Those guys down
01:12:38 Like the time they sent over a guy that
01:12:42 They should know by now
01:12:46 You can tell them
01:12:54 But it took you a while,
01:12:58 Well, you're a very good
01:13:01 Listen, you're
01:13:06 Well, I gotta be goin' now.
01:13:11 I have a job, you know.
01:13:16 I was just
01:13:18 That stuff about "public elementary
01:13:25 Yeah, it was good.
01:13:51 Miss? Are you
01:13:55 Miss, I'm afraid I'm
01:14:02 I didn't mean to rush
01:14:04 but I have an appointment, and
01:14:12 - What was that?
01:14:15 Why did I have to say that?
01:14:18 About blowing out a fuse.
01:14:21 Press the button over there.
01:14:30 We're stuck.
01:14:37 Oh, boy.
01:14:45 Kind of st...
01:14:50 Isn't it
01:15:03 Maximum weight in pounds:
01:15:08 128.
01:15:10 Course we're all right.
01:15:15 Yeah.
01:15:18 We're just stuck in the...
01:15:27 Hey, are you okay really? Who, me?
01:15:30 Yeah.
01:15:33 I'm fne. L-I have to get used to it,
01:15:37 I've ever been trapped
01:15:40 Trapped, trapped, trapped.
01:15:46 Hey.
01:15:49 Hey, do you have that thing, you know,
01:15:53 Claustrophobia? No, no, no. Yeah.
01:15:55 Nothing like that.
01:15:57 Claustrophobia?
01:16:00 No, I-I just,
01:16:03 small, tight places.
01:16:06 But I can handle this all right, because I know
01:16:11 - Well, sure, we will.
01:16:13 - Of course I think so.
01:16:17 But we're not
01:16:19 Yeah, I know, but if you thought
01:16:23 Then I'd say,
01:16:25 My God! I knew it!
01:16:27 Dear, you shouldn't
01:16:31 Yeah. Look.
01:16:35 'Cause I never act this way, really.
01:16:40 I want you to know that if-if-if-if
01:16:45 you can depend on me.
01:16:47 You understand that?
01:16:49 Yeah. I just hope
01:16:55 Maybe I should yell for help. Why not?
01:17:01 Help.
01:17:06 Help.
01:17:09 Help!
01:17:11 Oh! Here. My name is
01:17:14 Hey, you're shaking!
01:17:18 Let me rub your wrist.
01:17:20 You know what I feel like doing now?
01:17:24 To take off
01:17:29 I don't think that
01:17:32 You'd think they'd have a telephone
01:17:35 Never go in an elevator again without
01:17:43 Hey.
01:17:46 What do you think of this?
01:17:49 shimmying up the cable and then forcing
01:17:54 Well, it might work, but I do
01:17:58 Then don't try it.
01:18:02 Hey, come on down there! We
01:18:08 If I could just get out
01:18:11 Just a few minutes outside,
01:18:15 Then I'd come back inside. Listen.
01:18:17 I really think the best thing to do
01:18:21 Then you won't think about it, okay? What's
01:18:26 Don't ya have a name?
01:18:28 Well, sure you have a name. Everybody's
01:18:33 Oscar. My name
01:18:35 Oscar Lindquist?
01:18:37 No, no, no, let's keep our clothes
01:18:41 Who? Oscar Lindquist. Where
01:18:44 Keep talking. Where do
00:00:04 411 East 74th Street. I've gotta stop
00:00:08 Keep talking, Oscar.
00:00:11 That's not fair. You should
00:00:13 I can breathe. Now
00:00:16 The Excelsior Life Insurance company. "Your
00:00:20 What's an actuary? I fgure out
00:00:23 Good, Oscar. Now what's
00:00:26 The odds on what? Keep talking.
00:00:29 Yes, I want a policy. Go on. It's my
00:00:34 Yes. And then fgure out the odds...
00:00:37 on your meeting with
00:00:40 like... like suffo...
00:00:44 suff...
00:00:47 suffocating in an elevator.
00:00:49 Oscar! Mr. Lindquist!
00:00:53 Are you all right?
00:00:58 Boy, this is really
00:01:04 Of all the millions of guys in town, I
00:01:11 Not too bad-lookin' though.
00:01:14 For a fruitcake.
00:01:15 For a fruitcake.
00:01:17 # It's a nice face #
00:01:19 #As faces go #
00:01:21 # It's a very nice face #
00:01:25 #With a place
00:01:28 # Every feature in its place #
00:01:32 # Not a commonplace face #
00:01:37 # His eyes #
00:01:40 # Blue #
00:01:42 # His chin's stubborn and strong #
00:01:47 # His ears #
00:01:51 #They're ordinary ears #
00:01:55 # His nose #
00:01:58 #A little long #
00:02:02 # Still #
00:02:04 # It's a gentle face #
00:02:09 #A little square
00:02:13 # It's a sentimental face #
00:02:20 # If he'd smile #
00:02:22 # He'd look like so #
00:02:26 #When he's mad #
00:02:29 # He'd look like so #
00:02:34 # So #
00:02:44 # Don't make this
00:02:46 # It's just another pretty face #
00:02:51 But you know:
00:02:55 # It's a very, very #
00:03:02 #Very nice #
00:03:05 # Face ##
00:03:09 Where am I? Do you remember
00:03:12 No. Well, you're still there.
00:03:14 Oh, my God! Don't leave me!
00:03:17 I promise. I'll stay right here
00:03:20 and everything's
00:03:23 What happened? I think
00:03:26 Oh, boy!
00:03:30 Help.
00:03:32 Help.
00:03:35 Help.
00:03:37 Help! Help!
00:07:23 Help.
00:07:27 Help.
00:07:31 Oscar, Oscar!
00:07:33 Push the button. Push the button! Yes.
00:07:38 Oh! It's moving. It's moving!
00:07:41 Oh, it's moving!
00:07:48 Well, of course,
00:07:51 Seventy-eight percent of your
00:07:55 could be avoided
00:08:01 Well.
00:08:04 See ya around.
00:08:07 Around.
00:08:18 Ah, miss?
00:08:21 Do... Do you
00:08:23 Well, you know, uh, uh... Do
00:08:27 That I don't suppose
00:08:29 I know you're tryin' to ask me for
00:08:33 Well, can I see ya
00:08:37 Aren't ya late
00:08:39 Well, I was supposed to go to, to
00:08:44 You gonna be all right? Oh, yes. It
00:08:49 I'm fnished.
00:08:51 What was your problem? Well,
00:08:56 I was painfully shy.
00:08:59 Oh. And now
00:09:02 No, I... I never had the nerve
00:09:08 I guess you're
00:09:10 Look, can I ask you
00:09:15 You're not otherwise
00:09:19 Like a wife? Oh, no! No,
00:09:24 Are you busy Sunday?
00:09:28 Oh, well, uh,
00:09:31 Maybe you prefer
00:09:34 Are you familiar with that
00:09:38 Yeah, well, maybe we better
00:09:42 Please, 2:00, Sunday?
00:09:45 L- If you're not there,
00:09:48 I'll be there anyway.
00:09:55 I must be out of my head.
00:09:59 Mmm-uh.
00:10:05 Charity!
00:10:11 I'm glad you
00:10:14 I thought after what happened in
00:10:18 Well, you know,
00:10:23 Oh!
00:10:27 Here. I grow them myself
00:10:33 Do you mind if we get off
00:10:36 Listen, I've made all kinds of
00:11:04 Mmm-hmm. Here it comes:
00:11:07 The "I must have left my wallet
00:11:12 Well, forget it, Charlie.
00:11:51 Do you like modern art?
00:11:54 I have several really fne
00:11:58 Do you know where
00:12:00 Yeah, to your place,
00:12:54 Boy, if Nickie and Helene
00:12:57 Who are Nickie and Helene?
00:13:01 I've been so busy talking I haven't
00:13:06 Where do you work?
00:13:09 Nope, wait, let me guess,
00:13:12 at a person and tell you
00:13:15 I'd say you defnitely
00:13:22 Am I right?
00:13:25 You got it.
00:13:27 Well, you see, it's, it's kind
00:13:32 You familiar with Brooklyn? No.
00:13:35 It's in Brooklyn.
00:13:38 No, thank you.
00:13:40 See, I, I...
00:13:53 Working in a bank can be
00:13:57 In the greater New York area the odds
00:14:01 at least once
00:14:04 Listen, just livin'
00:14:08 May I see you home?
00:14:11 Oh, it's...
00:14:14 And it's late.
00:14:17 I'll be okay.
00:14:23 Uh, listen. May I see you tomorrow?
00:14:28 Okay, but one with a happy ending.
00:14:32 Good! I'll pick ya up at 5:00
00:14:42 Suppose we, uh, meet...
00:14:44 At the bridge.
00:14:48 Night.
00:14:52 Oh, look, I want you to know
00:14:57 Being with you, I mean. So did I, Oscar.
00:15:00 A very nice time.
00:15:05 Well.
00:15:12 You're a lovely girl,
00:15:18 Sweet Charity.
00:15:32 Gee, for a weirdo,
00:15:51 Oh! I just live
00:15:57 "Sweet Charity. "
00:16:00 Sweet Charity?
00:16:04 Hmm, Sweet Charity.
00:16:08 Hey, Nickie, Helene,
00:16:11 Something every girl
00:16:14 You've been drafted!
00:16:17 No, I met a man,
00:16:20 Here it is, folks, the 11:00
00:16:24 Can you imagine, I spent
00:16:27 and he never once tried
00:16:30 All he did was kiss my hand.
00:16:36 Naw. Is it, Helene?
00:16:39 If a guy kisses your hand, would
00:16:43 Depends.
00:16:45 On where your hand is
00:16:49 Ha, ha! Hey,
00:16:52 On the end of my arm!
00:16:53 Okay, so besides slobbering all over
00:16:58 He's a reactionary.
00:17:00 He fgures out odds.
00:17:03 No! For an insurance company.
00:17:07 Sounds like a goofball.
00:17:11 What does the goofball
00:17:13 Have you told him you're in
00:17:16 Well, it just so happens
00:17:20 She ain't told him.
00:17:22 He is very highly educated. A little
00:17:26 He already knows
00:17:30 You told him?
00:17:32 - You mean you really told him?
00:17:35 - When?
00:17:48 Do you like peanuts?
00:17:50 Yep.
00:17:52 For our anniversary.
00:17:54 It's exactly two weeks since we were trapped
00:18:00 Boy, what a two weeks
00:18:02 We've been to six movies, four museums,
00:18:07 I'd like to do something
00:18:09 You want to rob
00:18:12 Would you like to go
00:18:15 It's the Rhythm of Life Tabernacle.
00:18:18 It started out as a jazz group in San
00:18:42 Hey, baby, like,
00:18:47 Lights! Lights!
00:18:52 Oh, yeah!
00:18:55 Get it! Get it!
00:18:57 Ow!
00:19:00 Ow!
00:19:14 Let there be light!
00:19:16 Ow!
00:19:25 And the title of the sermon
00:19:27 "We Have Beat Our Swords Into
00:19:32 Swing it, Daddy!
00:19:46 # Daddy started out
00:19:49 #Tootin' on his trumpet
00:19:51 # Suddenly a voice said
00:19:54 # Spread the picture
00:19:57 #And the voice said Daddy,
00:20:00 #Waitin' to be hooked
00:20:02 # Hit the road, Daddy
00:20:05 # Spread the religion
00:20:08 #And the rhythm of life
00:20:10 # Puts a tingle in your fngers
00:20:13 # Rhythm in your bedroom
00:20:16 #Yes, the rhythm of life
00:20:18 #To feel
00:20:22 #To feel
00:20:24 #To feel the tingle
00:20:27 #To feel the tingle
00:20:29 # Daddy, go #
00:20:33 # Go, go, go #
00:20:35 #Tell them everything
00:20:41 # Daddy spread the gospel
00:20:44 #Took his walkie-talkie
00:20:46 # Blew his way to Canton
00:20:49 # 'Til he landed
00:20:52 # Daddy was a new sensation
00:20:54 # Built up quite
00:20:57 #With the pie-eyed piper blowing
00:21:00 #All the cats were
00:21:03 # Daddy was
00:21:06 # Got himself
00:21:09 # Built up quite
00:21:14 With the pie-eyed piper blowing
00:21:20 #All the cats
00:21:25 # Flip your wings
00:21:28 # Flip your wings and
00:21:30 # Flip your wings
00:21:33 # Fly, fly
00:21:36 #Take a dive
00:21:38 #Take a dive and
00:21:41 #Take a dive
00:21:44 # Swim, swim
00:21:47 # Hit the floor
00:21:49 # Hit the floor and
00:21:52 # Hit the floor
00:21:55 # Crawl, crawl
00:22:04 # Flip your wings #
00:22:06 # Flip your wings #
00:22:09 # Flip your wings #
00:22:12 # Flip, fly #
00:22:14 # Flip, fly #
00:22:17 # Flip, fly
00:22:20 # Flip, fly, flip, fly
00:22:22 #Take a dive #
00:22:26 #Take a dive, swim #
00:22:28 #Take a dive, swim #
00:22:31 # Swim, yeah, swim #
00:22:34 # Swim, swim #
00:22:36 # Swim, swim, swim
00:22:38 #To Daddy #
00:22:42 Daddy?
00:22:44 Ah, Daddy?
00:22:46 Oooh, Daddy!
00:22:49 Crawl to Daddy!
00:22:52 Crawl to Daddy!
00:22:54 Crawl to Daddy! Hit the
00:23:00 Aaah!
00:23:02 Crawl to Daddy! Crawl!
00:23:06 # Do, we, do, we
00:23:10 # Do, we, do, we
00:23:17 # Do, we, do, we, do #
00:23:21 # Do, we, do, we, do #
00:23:23 # Do, we, do, we, do #
00:23:26 Do, we, do, we, do
00:23:29 #And the rhythm of life
00:23:31 # Puts a tingle in your fngers
00:23:34 # Rhythm in your bedroom
00:23:37 #Yes, the rhythm of life
00:23:40 #To feel
00:23:43 #To feel
00:23:45 #To feel the tingle
00:23:48 #To feel the tingle
00:23:51 # Daddy, go #
00:23:54 # Go, go, go #
00:23:57 #Tell them everything
00:24:02 #To feel
00:24:05 #To feel
00:24:08 #To feel the tingle
00:24:10 #To feel the tingle
00:24:13 # Flip your wings
00:24:16 #Take a dive
00:24:19 # Hit the floor
00:24:21 # Daddy, we've got
00:24:23 - Oflife, oflife oflife
00:24:27 - Let me hear it!
00:24:28 - Sock it to me!
00:24:30 - Let it all hang out!
00:24:36 Gather round.
00:24:41 Yeah, this is where
00:24:45 "The Rhythm of Life," number
00:24:49 We're gonna climb
00:24:52 I'm hip, baby.
00:24:55 Time is runnin' out
00:24:59 And the greatest disc jockey of them all
00:25:03 and lead us to the flip side
00:25:06 Eternity!
00:25:08 That big coffee break
00:25:11 Yeah, but before we groove
00:25:14 before we head for that last...
00:25:19 we gotta make our peace!
00:25:21 Make it, Daddy. Make it,
00:25:25 You know I'm gonna make it!
00:25:27 I want you cats to listen to everything
00:25:31 Number one!
00:25:33 Thou shalt dig thy neighbor as
00:25:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:25:40 Number two!
00:25:42 Thou shall not put down
00:25:44 No, no, no, no.
00:25:47 Number three! Thou shall not
00:25:51 No, no, no, no.
00:25:53 Number four!
00:25:55 Thou shall not blow thy minds on
00:25:59 They're a very devout group.
00:26:03 I'm on a mailing list.
00:26:06 And last!
00:26:09 But not least.
00:26:11 Thou shall not indulge thyselves
00:26:15 commonly known as pot,
00:26:18 Acapulco Gold,
00:26:22 It is harmful!
00:26:28 So I suggest, if anybody's holdin',
00:26:32 Love, babies.
00:26:34 Love, Daddy.
00:26:41 Yeah.
00:27:14 Are they gone?
00:27:17 Hey, you're shaking.
00:27:20 Don't... Don't... Don't worry.
00:27:24 So just relax
00:27:27 Thank you. I will.
00:27:32 Hey, you know something?
00:27:35 I don't mind
00:27:37 I mean, when you've got
00:27:40 that you know will be there all
00:27:44 then you can afford
00:27:47 I never had a somebody
00:27:50 I've never had anybody
00:27:54 I think they're gone.
00:27:56 You know what I wish? I wish
00:28:01 Oh, do you, Oscar?
00:28:03 Y
00:28:07 and believed in.
00:28:09 And my whole right side
00:28:14 Wait. I'll scrunch down.
00:28:19 How's that?
00:28:25 Oh, Oscar,
00:28:29 I'm gonna tell you something
00:28:33 Couldn't be anything
00:28:39 Remember I told you
00:28:43 A bank in Brooklyn.
00:28:53 What about that bank
00:28:56 We just raised
00:29:01 Hey!
00:29:03 Did you hear what I said? I said I
00:29:06 D- Did you hear me say that?
00:29:09 In a small, tight place of the type I'm
00:29:13 I like it! I don't have
00:29:18 I'm cured! You cured me.
00:29:21 I don't know,
00:29:24 Ha, ha!
00:29:27 It's gone! It's gone!
00:29:28 It's gone! It's gone!
00:29:29 Gone, gone, gone!
00:29:35 Here was a man with
00:29:39 Then one lonely night
00:29:44 You make life fun for me
00:29:47 Oh, what it's done for me
00:29:49 Having you around
00:29:55 Warm words
00:29:58 Lately pop off
00:30:03 It's incredible
00:30:08 Suddenly I'm the guy
00:30:13 Watch me touch the sky
00:30:17 So if you are free
00:30:22 Please belong to me
00:30:27 Please belong to me
00:30:30 Sweet Charity
00:30:44 Sweet Charity
00:30:48 Sweet Charity
00:30:53 Sweet Charity
00:30:58 Sweet Charity
00:31:04 Please
00:31:07 Please?
00:31:12 Charity, I'd just about given
00:31:17 I mean, the world's gone crazy.
00:31:21 The old standards
00:31:25 they don't seem
00:31:28 When I see the way the girls at
00:31:34 and the jokes
00:31:37 I get sick, Charity.
00:31:40 Most people would laugh
00:31:43 I'm not laughing, Oscar.
00:31:46 From the moment we frst met,
00:31:48 Like the way I knew
00:31:50 Oscar, listen,
00:31:52 I knew you believed in the
00:31:55 Oh, innocence and...
00:32:01 Try purity.
00:32:04 Does that sound corny? No.
00:32:08 Well, yeah,
00:32:12 B- But that's the way
00:32:16 The way it had to be.
00:32:19 No one else seems to think those
00:32:25 that's why you're a very
00:32:31 Charity?
00:32:34 Charity?
00:32:43 Do you wanna have fun
00:32:45 Cowboy, I wanna tell ya
00:32:47 A little secret between you
00:32:50 How about it, palsie?
00:32:52 Mister, do you speak
00:32:56 Good time
00:33:53 Hey, what's the big idea?
00:33:58 Excuse me,
00:34:00 Your escort shelled out 6.50 to dance
00:34:03 Who dances?
00:34:06 Now, Miss Valentine... You
00:34:08 I don't like it here
00:34:10 So I'm givin' you my two weeks
00:34:15 This is not
00:34:29 Charity?
00:34:32 Hey, Charity, listen...
00:34:39 Hey, baby?
00:34:41 Charity?
00:34:44 I'm up here.
00:34:47 Boy, oh, boy, am I tired of that
00:34:50 What's so bad about it?
00:34:53 talk a little, roll your eyes a
00:34:57 Just like that
00:35:00 How are things going
00:35:03 Who? You know, the hand kisser.
00:35:07 Him? Who needs him? I don't
00:35:11 If I needed anybody, it sure
00:35:19 It's no good.
00:35:23 So? Let him!
00:35:25 He trusts me:
00:35:29 I gotta tell him the truth.
00:35:33 That much truth
00:35:36 I should have told him
00:35:39 Oh, he's just the nicest thing
00:35:44 I wanted it to last
00:35:46 Let me get this straight. You're
00:35:50 You're gonna tell him you've been
00:35:54 Yep.
00:35:56 You're gonna tell about Frank
00:35:59 Oh, Charity,
00:36:03 You are an extremely honest,
00:36:10 Yep.
00:36:25 Charity, what...
00:36:27 Sit down, Oscar.
00:36:32 Aren't you going
00:36:35 I have some very important
00:36:38 if I have to look in your eyes,
00:36:41 You alone, miss?
00:36:48 Charity, I was asleep when you
00:36:51 Don't look at me!
00:36:56 Oscar...
00:37:00 I don't now, I never have...
00:37:05 and I probably
00:37:08 work in a bank.
00:37:10 I don't even have
00:37:13 Whatever money I do have, I keep in
00:37:18 You know how I earn that money,
00:37:21 I'm a dance hall hostess.
00:37:26 And I dance
00:37:29 and I drink with them
00:37:33 sometimes...
00:37:38 Hey, how did you know?
00:37:41 When you left me in the phone
00:37:46 I saw someone. I thought it
00:37:50 She went into
00:37:53 Then I knew it wasn't you.
00:37:56 Except I saw the photographs
00:38:01 I didn't go in.
00:38:05 I went home.
00:38:10 I tried to hate you,
00:38:13 I tried very hard.
00:38:17 But I couldn't.
00:38:20 I just couldn't hate you.
00:38:22 Maybe you'll have better luck tonight
00:38:26 It's not important.
00:38:28 "Not important"?
00:38:31 What do you mean, not important?
00:38:35 Look, Charity...
00:38:40 Charity, I know what I said.
00:38:44 But I just can't let you get
00:38:47 Oscar, I've gotta
00:38:49 I don't care what you are or what
00:38:53 If you only knew,
00:38:57 All those guys that...
00:39:04 Charity, don't cry. Please,
00:39:07 I know you believe me! I'm
00:39:11 What other part? That marrying
00:39:27 Excuse me, sport.
00:39:33 Marry me?
00:39:35 Oscar!
00:39:46 You're not just makin' fun
00:39:49 Because askin' a girl to marry her
00:39:54 You really shouldn't say it
00:39:57 I mean, you can seriously hurt a
00:40:02 To tell you the truth,
00:40:04 I don't think I could stand
00:40:07 You know, for the frst time,
00:40:11 I mean, really happy inside!
00:40:15 Oh!
00:40:17 I can get pretty
00:40:21 Give me your hand.
00:40:31 Charity, you know what we're gonna
00:40:35 Oh, I'd like that.
00:40:37 I'd like that.
00:40:40 We'll open a nursery and greenhouse,
00:40:45 The important thing is to forget
00:40:48 It's not important. It's
00:40:51 We won't discuss it anymore. We won't even
00:40:55 We won't think about it. A lot of
00:40:58 Not you. I'll never mention
00:41:03 I'd like that.
00:41:05 Because I need you,
00:41:14 I need you...
00:41:20 Besides, it's about time
00:41:25 I'm 34 years old.
00:41:27 He loves... me. Did you
00:41:33 Someone loves me.
00:41:37 Someone loves me!
00:41:41 Some... one... loves... me!
00:41:47 Some... one... loves... me!
00:42:07 # Somebody loves me #
00:42:09 # My heart
00:42:12 #All kinds of music
00:42:16 # Somebody loves me #
00:42:20 #At last #
00:42:22 # Now #
00:42:25 # I'm a brass band
00:42:29 # I'm a clarinet #
00:42:32 # I'm the Philadelphia
00:42:36 # I'm the modern
00:42:39 # I'm the band
00:42:42 #A wild Count Basie blast #
00:42:46 # I'm the bells of
00:42:49 # I'm tissue paper
00:42:52 #And all kinds of music #
00:42:56 # Is pouring out of me #
00:42:59 # 'Cause somebody
00:43:53 # Somebody loves me #
00:44:51 # She's a brass band
00:44:55 # She's a clarinet #
00:44:58 # She's the Philadelphia
00:45:02 #The modern jazz quartet #
00:46:14 # She's a brass band
00:46:17 # She's a clarinet #
00:46:19 That's me!
00:46:21 # She's the Philadelphia
00:46:24 # She's the modern
00:46:27 # She's the band
00:46:30 #A wild Count Basie blast #
00:46:34 She's the bells
00:46:35 She's the bells
00:46:37 # She's tissue paper
00:46:48 # Somebody loves me ##
00:46:57 At last!
00:47:42 Oh, look, you don't
00:47:45 No, it's all right.
00:47:47 I'll just be a few minutes.
00:47:52 Hmm. Hey,
00:47:57 Oh, it's you.
00:47:59 Herman, what's goin' on?
00:48:01 Business stinks.
00:48:03 Aw, but I called Nickie and Helene
00:48:07 Hey, you heard the news.
00:48:10 I'm gettin' spliced!
00:48:12 Oh, yeah, I heard.
00:48:15 This is him.
00:48:17 Oscar Lindquist, this is Herman,
00:48:21 How do you do? Right.
00:48:23 Wait, wait. I got to get
00:48:26 Okay, but don't take
00:48:28 Every time a girl leaves here,
00:48:31 He's kind of gruff on the outside, but
00:48:36 Herman, would ya turn on a light?
00:48:40 Eight years of your life
00:48:42 and nobody even cares enough
00:48:44 Surprise!
00:48:48 We really fooled ya,
00:48:50 You didn't think we'd let ya get
00:48:53 You shouldn't have! I
00:49:06 Everybody, everybody,
00:49:15 This is
00:49:19 This here, Oscar, is Nickie and Helene.
00:49:21 How do you...
00:49:23 And now through the courtesy of the
00:49:28 in cooperation
00:49:31 Chet, the bouncer,
00:49:36 And our three regular
00:49:41 We present...
00:49:44 A $17 cake!
00:49:51 "Happy Birthday, Angelo"?
00:49:54 You couldn't get a new cake,
00:49:56 That's all they had on
00:49:59 No, no, no!
00:50:01 I thank you and Oscar thanks
00:50:05 You know something, pal?
00:50:09 Somebody get
00:50:11 The present,
00:50:15 Charity Hope Valentine, we who have
00:50:20 suffered the indignities of
00:50:24 We who have come to
00:50:27 on this,
00:50:31 Shut up!
00:50:33 We just want to wish you...
00:50:36 Will ya quit slobberin'
00:50:39 Get down! Let me do it!
00:50:43 Charity, honey,
00:50:46 God, we're gonna
00:50:50 I'll give it to her. I'm the
00:50:53 Charity, please accept this gift
00:51:01 I hope it's a nice gift.
00:51:03 What the hell kind of
00:51:06 I thought she was pregnant. Isn't
00:51:14 It's the nicest, nicest
00:51:17 That a girl!
00:51:20 All right, folks. You know it ain't
00:51:23 to marry a nice,
00:51:26 As a matter of fact, this is
00:51:28 So in honor of
00:51:32 Miss Charity Valentine,
00:51:36 Wait a minute!
00:51:40 Gee!
00:51:41 Gee!
00:51:42 # It's tough for a
00:51:45 #Who all the time
00:51:50 #To make with the words
00:51:54 #When what you think is
00:52:00 #Tomorrow when you say
00:52:03 # I'll die #
00:52:08 I'm almost too ashamed
00:52:10 #To tell you why #
00:52:16 # I #
00:52:21 # Love to cry at weddings #
00:52:23 # How I love to cry
00:52:25 # I walk into a chapel
00:52:29 #The ushers and attendants #
00:52:31 #The family dependents #
00:52:33 # I see them
00:52:36 # Have you an
00:52:38 #And all through the service
00:52:41 Tears ofjoy are streaming
00:52:45 # I love to cry at weddings
00:52:50 #Anytime, anywhere, anyplace #
00:52:54 # I always weep at weddings #
00:52:56 # I'm a soggy creep at weddings #
00:52:58 # Oh, what's so sweet and sloppy as,
00:53:03 #The man you rest your head with,
00:53:07 # Is married to you so you know #
00:53:09 # He won't jump up
00:53:11 - # I could marry Herman #
00:53:15 #We would make
00:53:19 # But, gee I want a wedding
00:53:24 #Anytime, anyplace, anywhere #
00:53:28 #And all through the service while
00:53:32 #Tears of joy
00:53:36 # I love to cry at weddings
00:53:40 #Anytime, anywhere #
00:53:42 #Anyplace
00:53:45 # I love to cry at weddings #
00:53:48 # How I love to cry at weddings #
00:53:53 # I walk into a chapel
00:53:57 #The ushers
00:54:01 #The family dependents #
00:54:06 # I see them
00:54:08 # Have you an
00:54:10 #And all through the service #
00:54:14 #While the bride and groom
00:54:21 # I drink champagne #
00:54:23 #And sing Sweet Adeline #
00:54:32 # I love to cry #
00:54:36 #At weddings #
00:54:39 #Anybody's wedding #
00:54:45 #Just as long as it's not mine #
00:54:51 Okay, everybody,
00:55:33 Hey, Johnnie. Uh,
00:55:35 Yeah, you just make sure you
00:55:38 Yes, of course.
00:55:40 'Cause she's entitled,
00:55:43 If I was to list all the rotten deals that
00:55:47 If I was to tell you...
00:55:49 Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:55:52 Frankly, I was dead set
00:55:54 But it seems
00:55:56 She tells you everything and
00:55:59 That's right.
00:56:02 Say it again.
00:56:04 Ha, ha, she hasn't been makin'
00:56:09 Well, he's taken.
00:56:11 Hold this for me, would ya?
00:56:33 Well.
00:56:36 Well.
00:56:41 It can happen, though,
00:56:43 You just gotta keep hopin'.
00:56:47 I mean, miracles do happen.
00:57:07 Everybody, so long.
00:57:11 # I love to cry
00:57:15 #Anybody's wedding #
00:57:18 #Anytime, anyplace #
00:57:22 #Anywhere #
00:57:26 # I love to cry at weddings #
00:57:28 # How I love to cry
00:57:30 # I walk into a chapel
00:57:34 #The ushers
00:57:37 #The family dependents #
00:57:40 # I see them
00:57:42 # Have you an extra
00:57:45 #And all through the service while
00:57:49 #Tears of joy are streamin'
00:57:52 # I love #
00:57:54 #To cry at weddings
00:57:57 #Anytime #
00:57:59 #Anywhere #
00:58:01 #Anyplace #
00:58:53 D- Didn't you see
00:58:56 "Please do not throw any rice
00:59:01 That's because one out of every 42
00:59:05 Oh. I'll be careful.
00:59:08 Look.
00:59:11 You like it?
00:59:15 Yeah, it's, uh...
00:59:17 It's, uh...
00:59:21 You and your flowers and everything. Oh.
00:59:24 You don't like it?
00:59:27 It's very flowery.
00:59:35 Boy, there sure are
00:59:39 Okay, name:
00:59:41 Charity Hope Valentine.
00:59:45 Soon to become
00:59:50 Age...
00:59:54 Heck.
00:59:57 Place of birth:
01:00:00 New York.
01:00:05 Identifying marks?
01:00:08 You know,
01:00:13 tattoos.
01:00:19 Oh. Tattoo.
01:00:22 I'm gonna have it taken off,
01:00:25 Occupation:
01:00:28 It hurts like crazy, they say,
01:00:31 Charity.
01:00:36 Okay, fnished.
01:00:42 Boy, I'll tell ya, I didn't care too
01:00:45 but the second half
01:00:57 Charity, I can't
01:01:03 Did you hear what I said,
01:01:11 You're nervous,
01:01:14 It's perfectly natural
01:01:16 I can't do it.
01:01:20 Is this a joke?
01:01:23 Is this a joke, Oscar?
01:01:25 'Cause if this is a joke,
01:01:30 Oh, this isn't a joke. Nobody
01:01:35 Is it a joke?
01:01:42 I know what it is!
01:01:46 Oh, me and
01:01:48 Why don't we get me another dress
01:01:51 It's not the dress.
01:01:55 It's the way I talk,
01:01:57 I know, sometimes
01:02:01 But if I went to night school,
01:02:03 Charity, it's not you.
01:02:06 What are you trying to tell me?
01:02:10 Well, try, Oscar.
01:02:13 Charity, I have this thing,
01:02:17 What? So? There's a lot
01:02:21 A stupid, childish, insane
01:02:26 I know it's not what a person's done, i
01:02:30 But I can't help it.
01:02:32 Did you hear that? I know it's
01:02:39 I got an idea.
01:02:42 Let's you and me go ahead and
01:02:46 we'll talk about
01:02:49 You're better off without me,
01:02:51 Oscar. Oscar!
01:02:53 Oscar! We could be
01:02:58 Growing flowers
01:03:00 On days when your mental block was
01:03:04 And I'd grow
01:03:11 Oscar. Oscar, listen.
01:03:16 I could change
01:03:19 I could change
01:03:22 But there's certain things a person
01:03:28 And you can't change history, Oscar,
01:03:30 Oh, Charity.
01:03:34 Oscar, I got so much to give.
01:03:38 Charity, I'm saving you...
01:03:42 Don't save me.
01:03:46 Marry me.
01:03:48 Don't beg, Charity. You're
01:03:54 Oscar, hey, you know, we don't have
01:04:00 I mean, we could just, uh,
01:04:07 Don't you understand?
01:04:11 But that's okay.
01:04:14 I'm not doing much now
01:04:16 Oh, God.
01:04:22 Forgive me.
01:04:28 Please forgive me.
01:04:41 I forgive you.
01:04:44 I forgive...
01:05:12 Where am I going
01:05:17 What's in this grab bag
01:05:22 What am I doing
01:05:25 Ain't it a shame
01:05:28 No one's to blame
01:05:33 Which way is clear
01:05:38 When you've lost your way
01:05:41 Year after year
01:05:46 Do I keep falling in love
01:05:49 Forjust the kick of it
01:05:51 Staggering through
01:05:55 Hating each old
01:06:00 You know what I am
01:06:04 Where am I going
01:06:08 Why do I care
01:06:12 Run to the Bronx
01:06:17 No matter where I run
01:06:20 I meet myself there
01:06:23 Looking inside me
01:06:27 What do I see
01:06:31 Anger and hope and doubt
01:06:34 What am I all about
01:06:54 Yeah? Hey, it's
01:07:01 Hi, baby, it's me. How'd it go? Nickie.
01:07:05 What are you doin' callin' here?
01:07:08 Nickie, I wanna talk to ya.
01:07:11 You ought to hear her.
01:07:14 Charity, I can't tell ya
01:07:17 We've been doin' nothin' else
01:07:19 Tell us about the ceremony.
01:07:22 And talk loud 'cause
01:07:25 Uh... uh...
01:07:28 Yeah.
01:07:30 Yeah, i-it was beautiful.
01:07:34 It was beautiful
01:07:37 Did he give you a nice ring? Did
01:07:39 Did he hang out a "do
01:07:42 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
01:07:46 Just like in the movies,
01:07:48 Well, put the groom on.
01:07:53 Oh, well, I can't.
01:07:59 We promise we won't
01:08:02 We just want to say good
01:08:08 Okay, just a second.
01:08:12 Honey, uh, the girls wanna
01:08:21 He says... He says he can't.
01:08:27 Are you happy, baby?
01:08:32 Yeah.
01:08:34 Yeah, I'm fnally happy.
01:08:37 I hope so. Listen,
01:08:40 Any man who's shaving
01:08:43 So long, baby,
01:08:45 It meant a lot you thinkin'
01:08:48 Hey, listen, if the frst one's
01:08:50 If it's a boy, you can call
01:08:54 Bye! Bye!
01:08:59 Bye.
01:09:08 # Looking inside me #
01:09:12 #What do I see #
01:09:15 #Anger and hope and doubt #
01:09:19 #What am I all about #
01:09:22 #And where am I going ##
01:09:27 You tell me.
01:10:22 Good morning.
01:10:24 Good morning.
01:10:32 Good morning.
01:11:06 Good morning.
01:11:10 - Good morning.
01:11:13 Good morning.
01:11:15 Good morning.
01:11:25 Morning.
01:11:28 Love.
01:11:32 Love.
01:11:35 Love.
01:11:37 Love.
01:11:47 Love.
01:12:30 Good morning.
01:12:32 Good morning.