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Swing Vote
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After a hotly contested race, |
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in what promises to be |
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The Republican Andrew Boone, |
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by edging out... |
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the Democratic challenger |
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Bud... Bud. |
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Bud! |
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I'll call... I'll call him back. |
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If we had a phone, you could. |
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Goddamnit! It's cold. |
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We're gonna be late again. |
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Can't believe |
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Leave me any hot water? |
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I don't know. |
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Christ, Molly! Why don't you |
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I'll write you a note. |
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Now! |
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Get up! |
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Bud! |
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Alright, I'm coming! |
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- What? |
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Again? |
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You like egg salad. |
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Well, not every damn day I don't. |
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We're on a budget. |
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You wanna eat better? |
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- Fine. |
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- And don't forget today. |
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Election day, dummy! |
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I'm supposed to do a report |
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I already told you before |
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I registered for you |
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That's great, |
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- It's your civic responsibility. |
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It's your civic responsibility. |
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My civic responsibility? |
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Mrs. Abernathy. |
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Well, stay away from her. |
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She's my teacher. |
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Sign this. |
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What is it? |
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A questionnaire. I'm supposed |
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Well, go ahead. |
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I already filled it in. |
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I wanted you to sound smart. |
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Give me |
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What's your political affiliation? |
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Alright, |
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It's not a war, Bud. It's an election. |
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Independent? Why in the hell |
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Because the two party system... |
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has neglected the needs |
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- Let me tell you something, baby... |
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The voting doesn't count |
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Just a way to make you feel |
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It doesn't matter who you vote for, |
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if you get sick, I'm gonna have |
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Mrs. Abernathy said every vote counts. |
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It's a social contract. |
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Meet me at the polling place |
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Fine. |
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You forgetting something? |
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Bud, screw this up |
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Do good! |
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Where... |
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Where the hell is Dewey? |
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He got laid off. |
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Bullshit! He got insourced. |
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Insourced? |
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Insourced. Instead of exporting |
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they're importing Mexicans |
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You're paranoid, |
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Attention! The opening |
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I can't even read |
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Our days are numbered, fellas. |
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These hombres work twice |
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I just figure they need this job |
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Whose side are you on? |
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I don't take sides, Lowell. |
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Next thing, they'll be taking |
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You voting, Bud? |
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It's a social contract, |
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Who are you voting for? |
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Shit if I know! |
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I think I picked up a couple shades. |
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What do you think, Marty? |
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I don't like |
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Bus some young Republicans down |
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Make sure they're tall, |
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Because old Jews see a pack |
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and they're gonna think twice |
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Kennedy was a nine. |
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That's what we need. |
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A defining moment. |
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Cure for cancer. |
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Ohio run the gay marriage |
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Let's see if we can't get those God |
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We take a bunch of scientists, |
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Like the Manhattan project. Are you |
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I think that cancer is going to be |
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So, we make it a ten year plan. |
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- Lincoln got to see the end of slavery? |
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- Did Kennedy get to see the moon shot? |
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No! But they got the credit! |
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The guy that sets the goal |
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Hope and positivity! Marty, |
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shining smile to represent |
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Take old Georgie there. |
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Boy, he was off the charts. |
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They wanted to make him King. |
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Son of a gun! |
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Thank you, |
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Galena and I would like |
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for this glorious opportunity. |
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I have met people of every race, |
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during this long campaign. |
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I pledge to you that my White House |
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It'll be open to people |
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Now, please, go and vote. |
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That was great. |
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Great. |
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Greenleaf! Greenleaf! |
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Gallup has you down by a point. |
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CNN, USA Today, has us up by two. |
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What message are you trying |
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The same message we put out yesterday, |
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when we started this campaign |
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Because we have the answers. |
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This is the truth |
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In recent days, the president |
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has vacationed |
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Come on, now, that's a tired |
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- Then, how do you answer for the photos? |
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I could stand here and perpetuate |
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the president had a gambling addiction, |
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Despite eye witness |
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They sling mud, |
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Still, if Greenleaf loses, |
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Thank you, Betty. Sorry, folks, |
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Leeches! |
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Why it's important to vote. |
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Many brave soldiers |
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A right we take for granted. |
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- For the people. |
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We the people! |
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I can't read my writing. |
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All the world's great civilizations |
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From bondage, to liberty, |
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from abundance to complacency. |
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from apathy back to bondage. |
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If we're to be the exception to history, |
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For those who do not remember |
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Very good, everybody. |
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Hold this. |
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Okay, remember, no running |
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Your last one was great. |
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- Molly? |
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Molly, come here. |
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This is Ms. Madison. |
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- Hi, Molly. |
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- How you doing? |
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Your essay was very thoughtful. |
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Thanks. |
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Ms. Madison is going |
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- Isn't that exciting? |
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Tell me something. What do you |
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I go back and forth. Either |
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Where's Bud? |
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Went to take a leak half an hour ago. |
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What'd you have for lunch? |
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- Egg salad. You? |
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Hey, Bud. |
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Just giving you a heads up. |
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Management wants us |
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Well, |
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Look, you haven't punched |
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So, I'm five minutes late every once |
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You took thirty-one |
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Well, I gotta kid, Carl. |
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Shit! Goddamnit! |
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Well, hell, Carl! |
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You could have showed me |
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I know we went to school together, Bud. |
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You gotta give me one good |
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Why I can keep you. |
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All hellsabelle! |
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Sorry you lost your job. |
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That's alright, Henry. Just... |
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As soon as take your money, |
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- Hey, Bud! |
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Molly is on TV! |
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- Apathy back to bondage. |
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If we are to be the exception to history, |
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- Curly, what time you got? |
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God! |
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God, man! Shit! |
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Goddamnit! |
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PLEASE, |
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ERROR CODE - RESTART |
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I hurt the top of my head. |
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Come on, lay down. |
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I'm so sorry, baby. |
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I want to live with Mom. |
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Me too. |
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New Mexico |
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- Mrs. Madison? |
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I'm calling |
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- The what? |
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Madam, did you cast your vote |
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I voted in the morning. |
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In the morning. Alright. |
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Is there something the matter? |
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No, no, sorry to bother you. |
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It is amazing. With every state |
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we're now in a dead heat |
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Each candidate with virtually |
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270, the magic number to win. |
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And it goes to whoever wins |
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All five electoral college votes |
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Well, they don't call it the land |
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Whoever takes New Mexico, |
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It's déja vu again. 2000 presidential |
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400 votes in the state of Florida, |
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If this is a certified tie, neither the |
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Do we even have a president |
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Pursuant to the 12th amendment, the |
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That hasn't happened since... |
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John Quincy Adams defeated |
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We're talking rare. |
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No, this isn't a great civics lesson |
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If anyone in New Mexico didn't vote, |
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The latest reports coming in, |
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This election is down to a single |
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Listen, John, there's only 653 |
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And they've already |
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I know. With that information |
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Everyone I know who voted |
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So what? |
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So, the election. The fact |
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it has something |
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Oh my God. Call you back! |
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Bud! |
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Come on! |
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God, my head! |
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What? What time is it? |
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There's some people |
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Some people? |
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They look official. |
| 00:24:01 |
- Child services? |
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- Okay. |
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Mr. Johnson, we would have called first, |
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No, no, no, we got a phone. |
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It's just not connected right now. |
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I'm not gonna say it's been easy |
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- we're getting on fine. |
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And I'm gonna pay these off, I swear. |
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- A new job? |
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I used to be in this Willy Nelson |
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getting the guys back together again, |
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And the drinking, I know it, |
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And licking that sucker |
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Please don't take away from me. |
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I'll do anything you say, |
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She's just my only good thing. |
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Mr. Johnson, |
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No? |
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We're from the State |
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Fuck! Thank you, Jesus! |
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I'm Secretary of State Brower. |
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Mr. Johnson, |
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Last night, did you vote? |
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That's right, |
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Indeed it is. |
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Mr. Johnson, |
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I guess. |
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You guess it's your signature? |
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No, no. That's right. |
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Did you retain your stub? |
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What stub? |
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The perforated stub |
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Where's that perforated stub |
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I've got it. |
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It's him. |
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Yeah, it's him. What do you mean, |
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Sir, your vote didn't count. |
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Mr. Johnson, |
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that you are entitled to recast |
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What if I don't want to? |
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Bud! |
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Alright then, how about if I, how |
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Right here we'd get it over with, |
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No, sir, there are strict rules |
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Legal shit. Shit, fellas, |
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You're not in trouble. |
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However, |
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An oath? |
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An oath. Please, |
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Do you, Earnest Johnson... |
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swear to recast your ballot |
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Yeah, yes, sure. Okay. |
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So noted. |
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A petition will be filed on your behalf |
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Does this put me |
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You know, for like jury duty? |
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Considering the gravity of this |
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Have a good night. |
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Sorry. |
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You should be! I could get into |
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Gosh, Molly! |
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Why can't you |
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I told you this was important to me, |
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Another astonishing development: |
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a single irregular ballot is holding |
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As I said, a single ballot. |
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This really couldn't get any stranger, |
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has been identified and has |
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One voter will decide the fate |
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On this bizarre day, no one |
| 00:29:01 |
will effectively choose the next |
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Apparently the electronic |
| 00:29:09 |
The ballot was scanned, but the machine |
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It's an anomaly. |
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No shit, Larry! What polling |
| 00:29:15 |
Texico, New Mexico, sir. |
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Is that a place? |
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Where the hell is Texico? |
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New Mexico, sir, Curry County. |
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New Mexico election law dictates |
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The voter shall be-entitled |
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Alright, kids, |
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A map! |
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There's one schmuck standing between us |
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We can't do that legally. |
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Just find him. |
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We were supposed |
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What kinda kid would rather |
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than be out here? |
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What kind of father goes fishing |
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The kind who would just like... |
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to spend a little more time |
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That's who. |
| 00:30:14 |
- Fine. |
| 00:30:19 |
Anyway, I've been thinking. |
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How refreshing! |
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Jesus! You gotta quit being |
| 00:30:28 |
And you've got to stop using Jesus |
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He's a billion people's Savior. |
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Alright, fine, okay? |
| 00:30:36 |
- Fine. |
| 00:30:45 |
I wish... |
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to talk to you about |
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I really do. |
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No, she... no, she can't. |
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She's just, she can't, baby. |
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Bud. |
| 00:31:12 |
Next Tuesday, is bring |
| 00:31:17 |
- So? |
| 00:31:23 |
It's not gonna embarrass |
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I don't care. |
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I want you to come anyway. |
| 00:31:35 |
- Think you can remember? |
| 00:31:39 |
How? |
| 00:31:41 |
Well... |
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I'll write it on my forehead. |
| 00:31:55 |
Can I go to school, now? |
| 00:32:00 |
Yes. Just one more cast. |
| 00:32:14 |
Why don't you go |
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Try to get a two shot, alright? |
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Earnest Johnson! |
| 00:32:37 |
- Yes? |
| 00:32:40 |
- Hi, there. |
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Shit! You're the lady |
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I am, and I'd like |
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You know, you're much prettier |
| 00:32:51 |
Thanks. I would... |
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Don't get me wrong, |
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Just, we got an old set |
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Squishes everybody. |
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I believe, Mr. Johnson. |
| 00:33:03 |
You can call me Bud. |
| 00:33:05 |
Bud. I was hoping you |
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flew from Santa Fe, |
| 00:33:19 |
Well, actually, I kinda promised |
| 00:33:24 |
You mean, |
| 00:33:28 |
Well, shit, I guess that I guess |
| 00:33:32 |
Now, listen, Bud, |
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- We're taping this for TV, okay? |
| 00:33:38 |
Goddamnit, yes of course! |
| 00:33:41 |
The question now is, who you voted for |
| 00:33:49 |
Remind me again who's running? |
| 00:33:51 |
What you're saying is, |
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Yeah, that's... |
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That's the kinda guy I am. |
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You gotta be kidding me! |
| 00:34:02 |
This is OJ big. Bigger! |
| 00:34:06 |
I gotta call network! |
| 00:34:08 |
John, |
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I thought I was gonna die |
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You said that when the time was right, |
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We'll be back to a real market. |
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The city! With elevators and Chinese |
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I got the tape |
| 00:34:24 |
Screw Mrs. Zachary. |
| 00:34:26 |
You promised me. |
| 00:34:28 |
Get network on the phone. |
| 00:34:32 |
- You won't regret it! |
| 00:34:46 |
So... is your dad coming |
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I don't know. Doesn't really leave |
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Mine left too. |
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She's pursuing |
| 00:35:05 |
I'm going to move there |
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And she's gonna take me |
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She'll probably do |
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I could get you free tickets. |
| 00:35:16 |
Maybe. |
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I'll wait till he gets drunk. |
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Do you think |
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Okay. |
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I'm the king of Curry County, John, |
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I feel for you, Ted. |
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Holy crap! |
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You, desk! Sit! |
| 00:36:05 |
People, |
| 00:36:07 |
From this point on, |
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So excited, |
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And cue graphics! |
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And cue music! |
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And cue! |
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Good evening. This is Madison, coming |
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Over the last 24 hours, |
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has ground to a virtual standstill |
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waiting for the outcome of an election. |
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of the person the entire |
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The one swing voter |
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Those of you hoping to hear that |
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Because you are about to meet |
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who claims to be |
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Imagine, |
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stands the future |
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Just the kind of guy I am. |
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Let it never again be said, |
| 00:37:21 |
Bud! |
| 00:37:23 |
Bud! |
| 00:37:24 |
What? |
| 00:37:26 |
There's some people outside. |
| 00:37:28 |
Geez, you gotta stop |
| 00:37:32 |
You're gonna kill me. |
| 00:37:34 |
There are some people outside! |
| 00:37:38 |
People? |
| 00:37:39 |
God! |
| 00:37:43 |
No, not there! Out front! |
| 00:37:46 |
Oh, God... What now? |
| 00:37:51 |
- Dad, hurry up! |
| 00:37:57 |
There's a lot of people |
| 00:37:58 |
Okay, honey, let's see |
| 00:38:07 |
Is that him? |
| 00:38:09 |
Bud! |
| 00:38:10 |
Mr. Johnson, |
| 00:38:25 |
- Holy shit! |
| 00:38:29 |
I don't know. |
| 00:38:34 |
Go turn the TV on, baby. |
| 00:38:44 |
We are in the midst |
| 00:38:47 |
The swing voter |
| 00:38:50 |
We go live now to a trailer |
| 00:38:54 |
Earnest Johnson made |
| 00:38:57 |
Apparently, overwhelmed |
| 00:39:00 |
And Mr. Landry, exactly how long |
| 00:39:04 |
Earnest Johnson? |
| 00:39:08 |
- You mean Bud? |
| 00:39:12 |
How do you think he's |
| 00:39:14 |
of picking the next President |
| 00:39:19 |
Well, I'm sure that... |
| 00:39:22 |
Earnest is... |
| 00:39:29 |
He's a good guy. |
| 00:39:32 |
We used to light |
| 00:39:41 |
It's all my fault, isn't it? |
| 00:39:42 |
No! No, no, no, baby, no. |
| 00:39:45 |
None of this would have happened |
| 00:39:50 |
What are we gonna do? |
| 00:39:52 |
Well... |
| 00:39:56 |
I'm gonna back these people up. |
| 00:40:04 |
Holy shit! |
| 00:40:08 |
There's so many! |
| 00:40:10 |
Ok, I'm just gonna go out there, |
| 00:40:15 |
I'm gonna walk out there and tell |
| 00:40:20 |
No, you can't! |
| 00:40:22 |
Why not? |
| 00:40:23 |
You swore to that judge, |
| 00:40:25 |
What? That was the middle |
| 00:40:29 |
You were under oath, Bud. |
| 00:40:33 |
And one more felony |
| 00:40:35 |
You're right. Shit! |
| 00:40:49 |
What do we do? |
| 00:40:56 |
We lie. We have to. |
| 00:41:02 |
Okay, that's a good plan. |
| 00:41:07 |
- Between us. |
| 00:41:10 |
Who knows, |
| 00:41:15 |
Maybe all these people, |
| 00:41:56 |
Stop! Stop! |
| 00:42:39 |
What the hell is this? |
| 00:42:41 |
The biggest space we could find. |
| 00:42:45 |
How we gonna do this? |
| 00:42:48 |
- I don't know how to do this. |
| 00:42:50 |
We're gonna win him, Don! |
| 00:42:53 |
We got the issues on our side! |
| 00:42:55 |
- There you go! |
| 00:42:57 |
What's not to love? |
| 00:43:03 |
We're in trouble. I need you to dig up |
| 00:43:07 |
Talk to his family, his friends. |
| 00:43:08 |
I want to know what he reads, |
| 00:43:11 |
His hobbies, his favorite foods, |
| 00:43:16 |
All we have to do is win |
| 00:43:21 |
You know, I was just thinking, |
| 00:43:22 |
I'd like to get to know |
| 00:43:25 |
Okay. Good. |
| 00:43:27 |
Maybe take him out |
| 00:43:32 |
Ice cream? |
| 00:43:34 |
What grown man |
| 00:43:39 |
No higher education, |
| 00:43:43 |
Divorced single father, |
| 00:43:45 |
What's our first step? |
| 00:43:46 |
Put you in a room together. See if you |
| 00:43:50 |
I like it. Him and me in a room. Yes, |
| 00:43:55 |
Great plan. |
| 00:43:57 |
I'm good off the cuff already. |
| 00:43:59 |
Of course! We're just gonna get |
| 00:44:04 |
We'll run the data, see what you two |
| 00:44:09 |
Your petition has been processed. |
| 00:44:10 |
And in accordance with New Mexico state |
| 00:44:15 |
Could you do us a favor and back |
| 00:44:19 |
We could barely |
| 00:44:26 |
Said voter Earnest Johnson, |
| 00:44:29 |
to recast his vote 10 days |
| 00:44:32 |
And there's a fat guy there, |
| 00:44:35 |
fixing his hair |
| 00:44:42 |
Said voter, Earnest Johnson, |
| 00:44:46 |
10 days from today. Along official |
| 00:44:49 |
to both state, |
| 00:44:52 |
Bud, life's gonna be |
| 00:44:55 |
You'll need security |
| 00:44:58 |
For what? |
| 00:44:59 |
You're a household name. |
| 00:45:01 |
Every political nut job in the country |
| 00:45:04 |
In 10 days, you gonna make the most |
| 00:45:09 |
And it is our job to make sure |
| 00:45:11 |
So, if there's anything |
| 00:45:19 |
Like what? |
| 00:45:20 |
Something |
| 00:45:23 |
Better now, than later. |
| 00:45:29 |
No, sir, |
| 00:45:36 |
Molly! Molly! Molly! |
| 00:45:39 |
- I don't believe it. She's his daughter! |
| 00:45:42 |
The Chairman of the Fed, |
| 00:45:45 |
Remember, I ran the story on her, |
| 00:45:48 |
This is perfect! The network wants |
| 00:45:51 |
I'm not going |
| 00:45:53 |
I've told you this before. |
| 00:45:55 |
I met Paula Zahn. |
| 00:45:57 |
Paula Zahn eats |
| 00:46:00 |
I don't want to hurt |
| 00:46:02 |
No Paula Zahn? |
| 00:46:04 |
I booked this story. |
| 00:46:06 |
Yes, that's why everybody here |
| 00:46:10 |
You want a desk in New York, |
| 00:46:14 |
Forget everything you learned |
| 00:46:17 |
This isn't new anymore. This isn't life. |
| 00:46:53 |
The Johnsons have been virtually |
| 00:46:56 |
But we're lucky to be joined |
| 00:46:59 |
How would you characterize |
| 00:47:03 |
Mostly I'd say, he was hungry. |
| 00:47:05 |
He was hungry. |
| 00:47:07 |
Well, there you have it. |
| 00:47:09 |
I ain't tipping him anymore. |
| 00:47:10 |
I ought to trim |
| 00:47:14 |
Looks like it's moving in our roof. |
| 00:47:18 |
Hard to tell. |
| 00:47:22 |
Definitely. |
| 00:47:25 |
Since has become the most Googled |
| 00:47:28 |
narrowly edging out in Jihad. |
| 00:48:01 |
Holy crap! |
| 00:48:03 |
- You Bud? |
| 00:48:04 |
You're Richard Petty. |
| 00:48:07 |
You got it, man. |
| 00:48:08 |
Hold on. Honey! |
| 00:48:10 |
I got a friend down the road I want |
| 00:48:17 |
Yes! |
| 00:48:21 |
In that case, maybe you'd better |
| 00:48:30 |
Just a minute, Mr. Petty. |
| 00:48:33 |
Just because it ain't rolling, don't |
| 00:48:38 |
Come on, baby! We gotta go! |
| 00:48:41 |
You're Richard Petty! |
| 00:48:51 |
Molly! Get a picture, honey. |
| 00:48:53 |
If you told me two days ago |
| 00:48:58 |
- Did you get it? |
| 00:49:00 |
Get one more. Get it with my chin |
| 00:49:04 |
Like a hero. |
| 00:49:07 |
I told you, you crazy! |
| 00:49:08 |
You ain't seen nothing yet. |
| 00:49:38 |
Bud! |
| 00:49:40 |
This is the President's plane. |
| 00:49:44 |
Hello, you be Molly. I'm Mr. Fox, |
| 00:49:49 |
Hi. |
| 00:49:51 |
- Hello. |
| 00:49:54 |
Take your hat off please. |
| 00:49:56 |
So, this is the Johnson family. |
| 00:49:59 |
Welcome to Air Force One. |
| 00:50:00 |
- Thanks for having us, sir. |
| 00:50:02 |
- Mr. President. |
| 00:50:05 |
Call him Mr. President. |
| 00:50:08 |
It's an honor, Mr. President. |
| 00:50:10 |
It's an honor to meet you, Bud. |
| 00:50:12 |
Yes, Mr. President. |
| 00:50:14 |
Come on in, come on. |
| 00:50:18 |
God, this... |
| 00:50:20 |
This place |
| 00:50:24 |
It's my little home in the sky. |
| 00:50:27 |
It's kinda, |
| 00:50:31 |
Fine analogy, Bud. |
| 00:50:33 |
Molly, I saw your speech |
| 00:50:36 |
Very impressive! |
| 00:50:39 |
- Say thank you, baby. |
| 00:50:42 |
- You must be a very proud father. |
| 00:50:45 |
God, I'm sorry. |
| 00:50:51 |
You can see why she's definitely |
| 00:50:54 |
I know what you mean. |
| 00:50:57 |
Marty here, is my Molly. |
| 00:50:59 |
That's right. Molly, |
| 00:51:04 |
would love to see the war room. |
| 00:51:06 |
No, thanks. |
| 00:51:07 |
Why don't we have a peek and then your |
| 00:51:11 |
Go on, Honey. |
| 00:51:17 |
She's a firecracker! |
| 00:51:19 |
Yes, sir, she's the whole deal! |
| 00:51:23 |
I wouldn't mind seeing |
| 00:51:26 |
I'll show it to you later. |
| 00:51:32 |
- Andy? |
| 00:51:35 |
Are you sure, |
| 00:51:37 |
I know, things can get |
| 00:51:40 |
Commander in Chief, running |
| 00:51:43 |
I am just an ordinary man, |
| 00:51:46 |
The kinda guy you can sit down |
| 00:51:49 |
Would you like a beer, Bud? |
| 00:51:54 |
A beer? |
| 00:51:58 |
No shit? |
| 00:52:00 |
No shit. |
| 00:52:02 |
Well, then... |
| 00:52:05 |
- Yes. Hell, yeah, Andy. |
| 00:52:08 |
David, would you get us |
| 00:52:10 |
- Thank you very much. |
| 00:52:12 |
you're gonna have some |
| 00:52:18 |
I read about you in the paper. |
| 00:52:23 |
That's right. You can learn |
| 00:52:27 |
They also said that you don't |
| 00:52:32 |
Even if it meant |
| 00:52:34 |
No, see, no, see that's libelous, |
| 00:52:38 |
wonderful, wonderful woman. |
| 00:52:54 |
If you met my mother, |
| 00:52:58 |
You a football fan, Bud? |
| 00:53:01 |
Well, I'm an American, aren't I? |
| 00:53:06 |
I played a little in high school. |
| 00:53:09 |
Did you now? What position? |
| 00:53:10 |
I was quarterback. |
| 00:53:12 |
I always thought football was |
| 00:53:16 |
You got your offense, your defense, |
| 00:53:20 |
and the American voters... |
| 00:53:22 |
Well... they're like the coach. |
| 00:53:27 |
Never thought of it that way. |
| 00:53:29 |
Now the coach's job |
| 00:53:30 |
that the right man has |
| 00:53:35 |
I know exactly what you mean, |
| 00:53:38 |
Do you? |
| 00:53:41 |
Maybe not. |
| 00:53:46 |
Bring in the football, please. |
| 00:53:50 |
Bud. |
| 00:53:54 |
You wanna hold the football? |
| 00:53:56 |
There's a football in there? |
| 00:54:03 |
That case holds |
| 00:54:05 |
to America's nuclear arsenal. |
| 00:54:09 |
That's what |
| 00:54:11 |
Launch codes like... |
| 00:54:17 |
I want you to pretend |
| 00:54:21 |
- and you're the coach. |
| 00:54:23 |
Let's say it's the 4th quarter. We've |
| 00:54:27 |
North Korea has us pinned |
| 00:54:29 |
with one second on the dooms day clock. |
| 00:54:35 |
Okay, you go long. The only thing |
| 00:54:40 |
is a successful Hail Mary. |
| 00:54:43 |
Who are you |
| 00:54:45 |
Do you pin your hopes on some |
| 00:54:48 |
who hasn't had five minutes |
| 00:54:53 |
You do the smart thing. |
| 00:54:55 |
The only thing. You go |
| 00:54:59 |
who's carried you through the season, |
| 00:55:07 |
Bud, America's counting on you. |
| 00:55:10 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:55:14 |
But, here. |
| 00:55:18 |
Wouldn't want to drop |
| 00:55:21 |
Blow up France or something. |
| 00:55:24 |
You couldn't. |
| 00:55:25 |
There's a whole bunch of secret |
| 00:55:30 |
Here's to you! |
| 00:55:33 |
Look at all... Look at all |
| 00:55:37 |
They give us the same shampoo |
| 00:55:41 |
Great. |
| 00:55:47 |
So, what did you guys talk about? |
| 00:55:53 |
- Stuff. |
| 00:55:55 |
You know... |
| 00:55:58 |
grown up stuff. |
| 00:56:00 |
Like? |
| 00:56:02 |
Like... |
| 00:56:08 |
Bud! |
| 00:56:10 |
What stuff? |
| 00:56:11 |
Like grown up stuff. |
| 00:56:15 |
Geothermal nuclear war. |
| 00:56:19 |
Andy's, a great... great guy. |
| 00:56:22 |
He's not Andy. |
| 00:56:25 |
And he just wants your vote. |
| 00:56:27 |
And gee, guess what? |
| 00:56:30 |
It's not even yours to give! |
| 00:56:33 |
You're gonna... |
| 00:56:37 |
ruin everything. |
| 00:56:40 |
Andy, the President, |
| 00:56:43 |
- with him on Monday night. |
| 00:56:44 |
That's not a bribe. |
| 00:56:46 |
- Is too. |
| 00:56:47 |
- Is too. |
| 00:56:49 |
- Is too! |
| 00:56:52 |
- What the hell do you know? |
| 00:56:55 |
- You do not. |
| 00:56:56 |
- You do not. |
| 00:57:01 |
- Fine. |
| 00:57:09 |
Did you smell |
| 00:57:18 |
If I made you feel second best |
| 00:57:22 |
I'm sorry I was blind |
| 00:57:25 |
No, baby, leave it, leave it. |
| 00:57:29 |
You were always on my mind |
| 00:57:36 |
Hi, I'm Willie Nelson. |
| 00:57:37 |
And when I'm not performing, |
| 00:57:40 |
Hey, Bud, if you're out there |
| 00:57:44 |
He's talking to us! |
| 00:57:45 |
There's a special dinner, |
| 00:57:49 |
hosted by my good friend and |
| 00:57:55 |
- I'll see you here tonight. |
| 00:58:01 |
This is really getting weird. |
| 00:58:31 |
Democrat or a Republican? |
| 00:58:32 |
I'm Art Crumb, |
| 00:58:36 |
- Nice to meet you. |
| 00:58:38 |
You must be Molly. Quite an essay. |
| 00:58:43 |
You might too. One day. |
| 00:58:48 |
Shall we go in? |
| 00:58:52 |
Not too hard to be nice, |
| 00:58:54 |
Party. Party! |
| 00:58:57 |
Right this way... |
| 00:59:03 |
Hello. |
| 00:59:04 |
As you can see, |
| 00:59:06 |
Would you like a bud, Bud? |
| 00:59:09 |
Sure. |
| 00:59:11 |
Look at that. |
| 00:59:16 |
My momma used |
| 00:59:18 |
- No kidding? |
| 00:59:20 |
There's all you can eat. |
| 00:59:22 |
It's all in your honor. |
| 00:59:23 |
And there's all the Willie Nelson |
| 00:59:26 |
I understand |
| 00:59:28 |
Yes, sir, I was in an all Willie |
| 00:59:32 |
Called ourselves |
| 00:59:35 |
Only his songs? |
| 00:59:36 |
No other request. |
| 00:59:40 |
So, why don't you guys |
| 00:59:45 |
I would but my rhythm |
| 00:59:50 |
We've pulled a few strings. |
| 00:59:52 |
- Hey, Bud! Bud! |
| 00:59:55 |
Come on up! |
| 00:59:57 |
They paying us? |
| 00:59:58 |
You really did, you got them out. |
| 01:00:02 |
Bud! Buddy, Buddy! |
| 01:00:07 |
Damn, Hank, you look good. |
| 01:00:13 |
Thank you. Thank you, amigo. |
| 01:00:23 |
There's someone very |
| 01:00:27 |
Mr. Johnson! |
| 01:00:34 |
Donald Greenleaf. |
| 01:00:36 |
Too tight. |
| 01:00:45 |
Hell of a party you got here, |
| 01:00:47 |
Yes, sir. We democrats |
| 01:00:52 |
Call me Don. |
| 01:00:56 |
Okay, Don. |
| 01:00:59 |
The stage awaits. |
| 01:01:04 |
Well, he said so, right? |
| 01:01:33 |
Pontiac, Pontiac |
| 01:01:36 |
Out there in my backyard. |
| 01:01:39 |
I'm gonna fix it up, paint it red |
| 01:01:48 |
Chevrolet, Chevrolet |
| 01:01:51 |
Chevy year that running |
| 01:01:54 |
Gonna make that engine go |
| 01:02:01 |
They're all in my backyard |
| 01:02:07 |
I love everyone of them |
| 01:02:09 |
Molly? |
| 01:02:13 |
Hi, Ms. Madison. |
| 01:02:16 |
Don't worry, |
| 01:02:20 |
I'm gonna get one running yet. |
| 01:02:25 |
All this craziness. |
| 01:02:34 |
If you ever want to talk, |
| 01:02:38 |
I'm gonna give you my card. |
| 01:02:44 |
You want an interview |
| 01:02:48 |
I'd like him to think about it. |
| 01:02:53 |
Okay. |
| 01:02:54 |
I'll get one running yet |
| 01:03:01 |
I'll get one running yet |
| 01:03:06 |
I'll get one running yet |
| 01:03:16 |
I'll get one running yet |
| 01:03:22 |
I'll get one running yet |
| 01:03:36 |
Bud! You're the man! |
| 01:03:42 |
Well... I like you, Bud. |
| 01:03:45 |
You seem to be a real |
| 01:03:48 |
Thanks, Don. |
| 01:03:49 |
Tell me about yourself. |
| 01:03:53 |
Just... |
| 01:03:55 |
just fishing. |
| 01:04:00 |
You're a fellow angler! |
| 01:04:03 |
What kind of rod do you use? |
| 01:04:04 |
Well, I use a six and a half foot |
| 01:04:10 |
Heavy? |
| 01:04:12 |
Medium heavy. |
| 01:04:14 |
Bait catching reel, |
| 01:04:18 |
Don't tell me. |
| 01:04:20 |
Seven inch power grub, |
| 01:04:25 |
Yes, sir! Damn, he, he, |
| 01:04:29 |
I figured you for a bass man. |
| 01:04:31 |
Well, I... |
| 01:04:32 |
try to take Molly out |
| 01:04:35 |
We caught a two dinner stripe |
| 01:04:39 |
I'm sorry to hear that, Bud. |
| 01:04:42 |
Why? |
| 01:04:42 |
There's a bill in the House |
| 01:04:48 |
reallocation. |
| 01:04:52 |
You lost me there. |
| 01:04:54 |
That's where a big |
| 01:04:57 |
Limits the flow of water, the fish |
| 01:05:01 |
eventually the whole |
| 01:05:05 |
That sucks, because I've been |
| 01:05:10 |
You'd better look for another river, |
| 01:05:14 |
ten million dollars in contributions |
| 01:05:17 |
and he's got to pay |
| 01:05:20 |
Come on, now. Come on, |
| 01:05:25 |
He already did, Bud. |
| 01:05:30 |
Okay. Can't you do something? |
| 01:05:32 |
If I'm elected President. |
| 01:05:44 |
What? |
| 01:05:45 |
No, tell me |
| 01:05:50 |
It's my commitment to protect |
| 01:05:55 |
for future generations. |
| 01:05:57 |
And I'm not going |
| 01:05:59 |
With your help, |
| 01:06:02 |
will be a leader |
| 01:06:22 |
My fellow Americans... |
| 01:06:24 |
I give you, the Pecos River |
| 01:06:44 |
And what can only be characterized |
| 01:06:47 |
the President has surely |
| 01:06:51 |
by adopting |
| 01:06:54 |
Bud and Molly Johnson |
| 01:06:56 |
We are the environmental party! |
| 01:06:59 |
Those bastards |
| 01:07:02 |
Put the PR people on standby. |
| 01:07:05 |
- You want Spiegelman Fischer? |
| 01:07:08 |
- What about those iPod guys? |
| 01:07:13 |
Get the guys |
| 01:07:15 |
The ones with those girls |
| 01:07:18 |
I don't know, Mr. Crumb. |
| 01:07:19 |
I like the narrator's voice. |
| 01:07:23 |
Just call them. |
| 01:07:24 |
Galena hates those ads, Artie, |
| 01:07:28 |
Your wife's not our target demographic, |
| 01:07:33 |
Great. |
| 01:07:36 |
He's got the Secret Service |
| 01:07:45 |
All we need is an issue |
| 01:07:50 |
One issue, one man... |
| 01:07:54 |
one vote. |
| 01:07:59 |
Boy. |
| 01:08:05 |
I already own it. |
| 01:08:07 |
Alright, I'm gonna buy a hotel. |
| 01:08:16 |
Hi, there. |
| 01:08:20 |
From who? |
| 01:08:23 |
From everyone. |
| 01:08:47 |
Tell me, |
| 01:08:53 |
Right now, |
| 01:08:58 |
You don't have to lift that up. |
| 01:09:01 |
- This thing is getting away from you. |
| 01:09:04 |
Do better! I thought you wanted |
| 01:09:07 |
I want to get out the facts! |
| 01:09:11 |
You hear that? The clicking. |
| 01:09:14 |
Click, click. |
| 01:09:16 |
The sound of a million remote controls |
| 01:09:21 |
Click equals death! |
| 01:09:23 |
You got to get people a reason to watch. |
| 01:09:26 |
The key word, being new! |
| 01:09:29 |
Find me something. |
| 01:09:33 |
Bud, in looking at it, is there |
| 01:09:38 |
has touched you personally? |
| 01:09:41 |
Yeah, yeah, insourcing. |
| 01:09:45 |
You mean, outsourcing. |
| 01:09:47 |
No, I mean in. |
| 01:09:50 |
- Can you elaborate? |
| 01:09:52 |
where I used to work, there's a bunch |
| 01:09:57 |
Instead of sending our jobs, |
| 01:10:01 |
they're bringing |
| 01:10:06 |
And we're out. |
| 01:10:08 |
Wait a minute, could I say that again? |
| 01:10:11 |
That came out great. |
| 01:10:13 |
That came out very well, |
| 01:10:16 |
Very authentic. |
| 01:10:19 |
Border patrol? |
| 01:10:22 |
So, they're actual |
| 01:10:25 |
We prefer undocumented actors. |
| 01:10:29 |
Alright, rehearsal's up, |
| 01:10:37 |
But we courted |
| 01:10:40 |
Inclusiveness is the foundation |
| 01:10:44 |
We no longer have a base. |
| 01:10:48 |
I don't even recognize |
| 01:10:51 |
And what about... |
| 01:10:53 |
Screw! |
| 01:10:57 |
You wanna win? Go out there and rip |
| 01:11:01 |
And action! |
| 01:11:03 |
Bud, in the last four years, |
| 01:11:07 |
has allowed millions of illegal |
| 01:11:11 |
Flooding cities like Los Angeles, |
| 01:11:15 |
With your help, Bud, my administration |
| 01:11:19 |
and stop insourcing. |
| 01:11:22 |
A vote for Greenleaf |
| 01:11:25 |
An America |
| 01:11:28 |
This land is our land, Bud. |
| 01:11:35 |
Dear Tommy, I was very moved |
| 01:11:39 |
Global warming |
| 01:11:42 |
and I promise to make it a top priority |
| 01:11:45 |
"Dear Mrs. Anderson, |
| 01:11:48 |
I am doing everything I can to press |
| 01:11:53 |
"Dear Mr. Olsen, I sympathize |
| 01:11:56 |
I promise you, |
| 01:11:59 |
Education, veterans, |
| 01:12:03 |
health care, the environment. |
| 01:12:06 |
I am working tirelessly. |
| 01:12:11 |
Sincerely, |
| 01:12:45 |
Now! |
| 01:12:48 |
Now! |
| 01:12:49 |
Oh, my God! Don! |
| 01:12:51 |
The goose is down! |
| 01:12:54 |
How many fingers? |
| 01:12:57 |
America wants to know |
| 01:13:01 |
It doesn't suck. |
| 01:13:02 |
Come on! |
| 01:13:03 |
I've heard you've received |
| 01:13:07 |
Yeah, you can tell |
| 01:13:12 |
that |
| 01:13:16 |
Hurry up, Bud! |
| 01:13:17 |
People Magazine named you |
| 01:13:21 |
Yeah? Well, what can I say? |
| 01:13:25 |
Guilty as charged! |
| 01:13:28 |
These people! |
| 01:13:29 |
Molly, what do you think of your Dad? |
| 01:13:43 |
Go ahead, go on. Stick your head up |
| 01:13:52 |
Bud... Bud! |
| 01:13:54 |
- Freeze! |
| 01:13:57 |
Stop. |
| 01:14:00 |
Stop! |
| 01:14:02 |
Come on, Molly? It's just chocolate. |
| 01:14:07 |
- I fixed you bacon and eggs. |
| 01:14:09 |
That's nice! |
| 01:14:10 |
- I want you to look nice. |
| 01:14:14 |
There's someone |
| 01:14:16 |
Sit. |
| 01:14:18 |
She's different than all the others. |
| 01:14:22 |
I want you to try not to say |
| 01:14:26 |
- To who? |
| 01:14:30 |
- The TV woman? |
| 01:14:33 |
- She's outside? |
| 01:14:36 |
- She's in our kitchen? |
| 01:14:39 |
Just try and be normal. |
| 01:14:43 |
Do I smell? |
| 01:14:45 |
Then, give me the Old Spice. |
| 01:14:57 |
Molly, these eggs are amazing. |
| 01:14:59 |
Yes, they sure are. |
| 01:15:02 |
Thanks. |
| 01:15:08 |
Well... |
| 01:15:11 |
I like this new look on you. |
| 01:15:13 |
It's good, isn't it? |
| 01:15:16 |
Yeah, its damn good. |
| 01:15:20 |
Anyway, Bud, I was thinking about |
| 01:15:25 |
Get to know you |
| 01:15:28 |
Think people really care |
| 01:15:32 |
I really do considering |
| 01:15:38 |
Did you say |
| 01:15:39 |
She did. |
| 01:15:43 |
Morales? |
| 01:15:47 |
You're kidding. |
| 01:15:52 |
Yeah, that's me. |
| 01:15:55 |
Small world! |
| 01:15:56 |
Small town. |
| 01:16:01 |
It's a good time? |
| 01:16:03 |
Yeah, go ahead, shoot. |
| 01:16:19 |
Thanks, Bud. |
| 01:16:22 |
Why don't we get started |
| 01:16:25 |
Shit! Do we have to? |
| 01:16:28 |
- So, you're against it. |
| 01:16:32 |
Then, what is your position? |
| 01:16:34 |
I don't have a position on it. Actually, |
| 01:16:39 |
My daddy always said whatever a king |
| 01:16:43 |
I guess the same can go |
| 01:16:52 |
I'm President Boone, and I'd like |
| 01:16:57 |
They're our doctors, |
| 01:17:00 |
They teach our children, |
| 01:17:04 |
For two long, |
| 01:17:06 |
have been persecuted |
| 01:17:08 |
This President, if re-elected, |
| 01:17:14 |
Gay Americans alike will be able |
| 01:17:19 |
and on to the alter, to exchange the |
| 01:17:25 |
Bud, With your help, |
| 01:17:29 |
will say, I do. |
| 01:17:34 |
I do. |
| 01:17:37 |
I do. |
| 01:17:39 |
I do! |
| 01:17:40 |
I do. |
| 01:17:41 |
I do! |
| 01:17:44 |
I do! |
| 01:17:50 |
- I did it! |
| 01:17:54 |
When we were kids, this was the only |
| 01:18:00 |
Still is. |
| 01:18:12 |
Well done, Bud. |
| 01:18:15 |
See? |
| 01:18:16 |
Let's get to some real issues. |
| 01:18:19 |
Okay. |
| 01:18:21 |
Pro-life or pro-choice? |
| 01:18:26 |
Well... |
| 01:18:30 |
Life's pretty good. |
| 01:18:34 |
So, you're pro-life then? |
| 01:18:39 |
Who isn't? |
| 01:18:42 |
Artie. |
| 01:18:46 |
- Artie. |
| 01:18:48 |
I don't feel comfortable with this. |
| 01:18:53 |
No, it's gonna be great. |
| 01:18:54 |
- Artie. |
| 01:18:56 |
And action, Donald! |
| 01:19:02 |
What is our future? |
| 01:19:04 |
I'll tell you what our future is. |
| 01:19:07 |
Children like these, |
| 01:19:10 |
Happy, free, full of promise. |
| 01:19:14 |
But imagine a world |
| 01:19:19 |
I'm talking about abortion. |
| 01:19:21 |
President Boone, |
| 01:19:24 |
But yet under his leadership... |
| 01:19:26 |
no significant challenge has been |
| 01:19:30 |
With your help, Bud, |
| 01:19:33 |
will lead a genuine effort to reverse |
| 01:19:38 |
So, join me and the Democrats |
| 01:19:44 |
That's for filling |
| 01:19:48 |
I'm Donald Greenleaf |
| 01:19:51 |
That don't seem right. |
| 01:19:54 |
He's only saying that because |
| 01:19:57 |
Yeah, but I didn't say that. |
| 01:19:59 |
You told that you were pro-life. |
| 01:20:02 |
So what? |
| 01:20:03 |
Pro-life means anti-abortion. |
| 01:20:08 |
This isn't working. |
| 01:20:09 |
I thought would help, |
| 01:20:12 |
You're the one |
| 01:20:14 |
I thought you might like her. |
| 01:20:18 |
not like the other women |
| 01:20:23 |
Which women would those be, Molly? |
| 01:20:25 |
The ones that dance, Bud. |
| 01:20:29 |
Well, at least they got jobs. |
| 01:20:33 |
It's all getting |
| 01:20:36 |
What's all getting |
| 01:20:40 |
You're ruining America! |
| 01:20:42 |
- I'm what? |
| 01:20:45 |
- I'm ruining EUA? |
| 01:20:47 |
What? |
| 01:20:49 |
What I finally am |
| 01:20:52 |
and you're giving me |
| 01:20:58 |
You know what all this means |
| 01:21:02 |
I had dreams once. |
| 01:21:04 |
but I was in the fifth grade, |
| 01:21:09 |
And now... |
| 01:21:12 |
I pretty much been headed on a road |
| 01:21:15 |
I am a somebody, you can't stand |
| 01:21:21 |
- A little? |
| 01:21:24 |
Maybe I'll tell the truth, Bud. |
| 01:21:26 |
- The truth? |
| 01:21:29 |
The truth about what? |
| 01:21:32 |
Maybe I'll tell everybody it was me |
| 01:21:36 |
I don't care if they |
| 01:21:38 |
Molly... Hey, Molly! |
| 01:21:42 |
Leave me alone. |
| 01:21:50 |
- Fine. |
| 01:21:54 |
Fine. |
| 01:22:47 |
Could you sign it? |
| 01:22:50 |
Sure thing, Curly. |
| 01:22:54 |
Hey, Bud... did you give |
| 01:23:04 |
You got something to say, |
| 01:23:08 |
It's not just me, Bud. No one |
| 01:23:12 |
What's gonna happen |
| 01:23:14 |
Everyone's gonna pack up and leave us |
| 01:23:18 |
Bud, you're on TVagain! |
| 01:23:23 |
Hey, Bud, you're on TV again. |
| 01:23:26 |
People have to stop saying |
| 01:23:29 |
He's made us the laughing |
| 01:23:32 |
The news media follows him around |
| 01:23:36 |
we're more concerned |
| 01:23:38 |
than we are with the choice |
| 01:23:41 |
Is anybody really |
| 01:23:44 |
Wake up, America! |
| 01:24:06 |
Your wife has just arrived, |
| 01:24:08 |
Thank God! Good. |
| 01:24:11 |
Please, don't upset him. |
| 01:24:13 |
When did you get in? |
| 01:24:18 |
You are letting this two |
| 01:24:21 |
You are everything that |
| 01:24:24 |
A spineless amateur. |
| 01:24:27 |
I am not afraid |
| 01:24:31 |
Okay, sometimes |
| 01:24:33 |
But what thinking person doesn't? |
| 01:24:36 |
You used to stand for something. |
| 01:24:40 |
Let her go. |
| 01:24:42 |
What's happened to you, Art? |
| 01:24:44 |
I'm gonna win this time. |
| 01:24:46 |
You used to run campaigns |
| 01:24:48 |
They would have meant something |
| 01:24:55 |
You know what's like to be on the right |
| 01:24:59 |
The hope that rocks |
| 01:25:03 |
Not this time. Never again. |
| 01:25:19 |
Back to work! Everybody! |
| 01:25:27 |
Look at that! |
| 01:25:29 |
You burnt the hot dog, |
| 01:25:32 |
Just the way I like them! |
| 01:25:36 |
- Bud? |
| 01:25:39 |
I think we should ask |
| 01:25:45 |
Come on! Can't we just talk |
| 01:25:49 |
Just for a minute? Maybe? |
| 01:25:53 |
What did you just say to me? |
| 01:25:57 |
A Presidential debate. |
| 01:26:00 |
Please. Just stop. |
| 01:26:03 |
It's important! |
| 01:26:05 |
Help me decide. |
| 01:26:08 |
Think about |
| 01:26:09 |
I have! You should read |
| 01:26:13 |
People are writing |
| 01:26:15 |
People are writing me letters. |
| 01:26:18 |
I can't help these people. |
| 01:26:22 |
You can speak for them. |
| 01:26:27 |
Will you do it for me? |
| 01:26:35 |
I'm doing this all |
| 01:26:42 |
Confirmed, one Presidential debate |
| 01:26:47 |
at which Mr. Johnson will ask both |
| 01:26:50 |
The following day, |
| 01:26:57 |
Bud, |
| 01:27:00 |
Truth is, I don't know yet, |
| 01:27:05 |
I'll figure it out. |
| 01:27:12 |
I hate debates. |
| 01:27:16 |
I know, but you'll be fine. |
| 01:27:18 |
We have two days |
| 01:27:21 |
I'm gonna need you |
| 01:27:24 |
And, offer him a little incentive. |
| 01:27:29 |
You want I give him |
| 01:27:31 |
No, he's got too much |
| 01:27:34 |
I was thinking |
| 01:27:37 |
Something with benefits. |
| 01:27:41 |
Marty, |
| 01:27:44 |
I'm not sure about our strategy |
| 01:27:47 |
You've never questioned me before. |
| 01:27:51 |
Ever. |
| 01:27:52 |
I know and I'm not saying |
| 01:27:58 |
I can't shake this feeling... |
| 01:28:01 |
The way we've been switching positions, |
| 01:28:06 |
We're just doing |
| 01:28:10 |
That's all. |
| 01:28:11 |
Dancing the dance, |
| 01:28:16 |
Except this time, |
| 01:28:21 |
It's one guy. |
| 01:28:23 |
This is history, |
| 01:28:26 |
It's never happened before. |
| 01:28:28 |
This is a moment the whole |
| 01:28:35 |
I understand. |
| 01:28:43 |
What are we about? |
| 01:28:45 |
Winning. |
| 01:28:47 |
Because if we don't win, |
| 01:28:52 |
And what you've done, |
| 01:28:55 |
If we don't win, |
| 01:28:59 |
And you're over. |
| 01:29:01 |
Bud! |
| 01:29:05 |
Bud! |
| 01:29:10 |
What time is it? |
| 01:29:11 |
Late. It's late. |
| 01:29:15 |
Okay! |
| 01:29:20 |
What's today? |
| 01:29:24 |
Forget it. |
| 01:29:28 |
Can you take me, please? |
| 01:29:33 |
Yeah Ye. Let's go. |
| 01:29:40 |
Oh, God! |
| 01:29:43 |
Hey, wait a minute, Molly. |
| 01:29:54 |
Molly! Molly! |
| 01:29:56 |
Mr. Johnson... Mr. Johnson! |
| 01:30:00 |
The President |
| 01:30:02 |
- The President? |
| 01:30:07 |
Hey, get a life! |
| 01:30:10 |
I used to work at Gilmore |
| 01:30:14 |
Now, I find work wherever I can. |
| 01:30:18 |
Mow people's lawns, |
| 01:30:22 |
Hasn't been easy. |
| 01:30:26 |
Molly. |
| 01:30:29 |
I'd sure appreciate it if your Dad could |
| 01:30:35 |
Thank you, |
| 01:30:40 |
presentation. |
| 01:30:42 |
Who's next? |
| 01:30:44 |
Molly. |
| 01:31:01 |
I guess you all |
| 01:31:06 |
He really wanted |
| 01:31:10 |
he had so many |
| 01:31:14 |
He's doing his best, but... |
| 01:31:17 |
he can't be everywhere at once. |
| 01:31:22 |
Ever since |
| 01:31:27 |
he's really been |
| 01:31:32 |
I just want you to know that... |
| 01:31:35 |
he takes |
| 01:31:40 |
and that he really cares |
| 01:31:44 |
and sick people. |
| 01:31:47 |
And people |
| 01:31:55 |
My... |
| 01:31:59 |
my dad wants to make |
| 01:32:18 |
Do you think much |
| 01:32:22 |
What future? |
| 01:32:24 |
I know what you mean. |
| 01:32:26 |
We all worry |
| 01:32:29 |
Sooner or later, |
| 01:32:31 |
They're gonna build me a library. |
| 01:32:33 |
And you're gonna be |
| 01:32:37 |
Can't wait. |
| 01:32:40 |
What you need |
| 01:32:43 |
Now I've got a friend... |
| 01:32:46 |
who might have a job for you. |
| 01:32:52 |
Like opening doors for people? |
| 01:32:55 |
Very astute! |
| 01:32:57 |
Open doors to politicians. |
| 01:33:00 |
People really like you, Bud. |
| 01:33:05 |
I'm not quite following you, |
| 01:33:13 |
Sometimes you gotta figure |
| 01:33:17 |
Then you have to decide |
| 01:33:20 |
Because they're gonna |
| 01:33:24 |
It's your legacy. |
| 01:33:26 |
A measure |
| 01:33:30 |
Are we... |
| 01:33:33 |
are we still talking |
| 01:33:38 |
The lobby business? |
| 01:33:42 |
Right. Forget that. |
| 01:33:50 |
It's not worth it. |
| 01:34:00 |
And thank you. |
| 01:34:36 |
Molly! |
| 01:34:37 |
You said that |
| 01:34:43 |
Here's some hot cocoa. |
| 01:34:46 |
Sorry. |
| 01:34:48 |
It's okay. |
| 01:34:52 |
What's going on? |
| 01:34:55 |
- It's all my fault. |
| 01:34:58 |
Bud was supposed |
| 01:35:00 |
He knew how important it was to me. |
| 01:35:04 |
He never even showed up. |
| 01:35:07 |
Wait, Molly, |
| 01:35:11 |
Molly? |
| 01:35:13 |
Aren't you gonna get that? |
| 01:35:16 |
Yeah, give me two seconds. Stay here. |
| 01:35:30 |
Can call you back? |
| 01:35:37 |
I know. |
| 01:35:46 |
Look, can I call you back? |
| 01:35:49 |
Molly? |
| 01:35:51 |
Molly! |
| 01:36:08 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:36:11 |
You think your dad |
| 01:36:16 |
Then, |
| 01:36:19 |
I guess it ain't |
| 01:36:25 |
If we are to be the exception to history, |
| 01:36:29 |
For those |
| 01:36:33 |
Remind me again who's running? |
| 01:36:35 |
So, what you're saying is, |
| 01:36:38 |
It's all my fault. Bud was supposed |
| 01:36:42 |
He knew how important this |
| 01:36:45 |
He didn't even show up. |
| 01:36:49 |
Molly, what are you saying? |
| 01:36:50 |
He didn't vote! |
| 01:36:54 |
What do you mean, |
| 01:36:56 |
I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson. |
| 01:36:57 |
For crying out loud, Lewis! |
| 01:36:58 |
You guys guard Presidents. |
| 01:37:04 |
She's smarter! |
| 01:37:08 |
Tell me about it! |
| 01:37:21 |
What is all this? |
| 01:37:23 |
She's been answering your mail. |
| 01:37:25 |
For what? |
| 01:37:29 |
She wanted people |
| 01:37:34 |
She told you that? |
| 01:37:49 |
Does have any friends |
| 01:37:52 |
I don't know. |
| 01:37:58 |
No, she's not the friend type. |
| 01:38:03 |
Jed. |
| 01:38:04 |
- Jed? Who's Jed? |
| 01:38:07 |
She likes a boy? |
| 01:38:10 |
Jed Barkley. |
| 01:38:12 |
He's a little shy, |
| 01:38:15 |
- Is she told you that? |
| 01:38:24 |
Do you have any idea |
| 01:38:33 |
Yeah, I'm can guess |
| 01:38:36 |
Just tell us where, |
| 01:38:41 |
She's my daughter. |
| 01:39:11 |
This is it. |
| 01:39:14 |
Sure you wanna go in? |
| 01:39:17 |
Came this far, didn't we? |
| 01:39:20 |
I'll wait here awhile. |
| 01:39:29 |
I never want to go home. |
| 01:40:06 |
Yes? |
| 01:40:07 |
I'm looking for Larissa Star. |
| 01:40:11 |
Well, she's gone. |
| 01:40:21 |
I think you're her. |
| 01:40:31 |
You Jed? |
| 01:40:34 |
- It's okay, is she in there? |
| 01:40:39 |
Wait here. |
| 01:40:49 |
You're all grown up! |
| 01:40:51 |
You look like your dad. |
| 01:40:54 |
He says I look like you. |
| 01:40:57 |
Does he? |
| 01:41:02 |
You wrote me a letter. |
| 01:41:07 |
That was a long time ago, |
| 01:41:11 |
Things have changed. |
| 01:41:14 |
I'm close to getting |
| 01:41:18 |
I did a gig |
| 01:41:21 |
This guy wants to put me in touch |
| 01:41:26 |
So he's gonna call me. |
| 01:41:28 |
I gotta get ready. There's a lot |
| 01:41:34 |
I'm not well. |
| 01:41:39 |
I can take care of you, Mom. |
| 01:41:41 |
I don't want anybody to take care |
| 01:41:46 |
Dad! |
| 01:41:50 |
Jesus Christ, Larissa! |
| 01:41:53 |
I don't want her |
| 01:41:54 |
Molly, you gotta go outside, okay? |
| 01:41:59 |
- Dad! |
| 01:42:11 |
I heard you'd finally |
| 01:42:14 |
Who told you that? My God, |
| 01:42:18 |
I can't explain. |
| 01:42:19 |
What are you, famous now? You think |
| 01:42:23 |
- Wait... |
| 01:42:26 |
I'm not mad Larissa. |
| 01:42:28 |
I'm trying to tell you... |
| 01:42:29 |
I can't be a mom right now. |
| 01:42:33 |
be a mom right now. |
| 01:43:50 |
Said no reporters, Lewis. |
| 01:43:51 |
I just want to talk to you. |
| 01:43:53 |
I don't have time, Kate. |
| 01:43:55 |
I'm moderating a Presidential debate |
| 01:43:59 |
So as much as I'd love for you |
| 01:44:03 |
I kinda have |
| 01:44:09 |
I have to catch up |
| 01:44:12 |
Like all of them! |
| 01:44:14 |
Bud. |
| 01:44:18 |
I know what happened |
| 01:44:22 |
I'm running the story. I just want |
| 01:44:25 |
The bartender claims you |
| 01:44:30 |
Is that correct? |
| 01:44:31 |
Yes, madam. |
| 01:44:32 |
Giving you plenty of time |
| 01:44:36 |
and cast your vote... |
| 01:44:38 |
right? |
| 01:44:42 |
I... guess so. |
| 01:44:46 |
Just making sure. |
| 01:44:50 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:44:57 |
Kinda forgot who I was |
| 01:44:59 |
Forgive me? |
| 01:45:02 |
That depends. |
| 01:45:04 |
Can you help me, |
| 01:45:10 |
I'd love to. |
| 01:45:12 |
I work two jobs |
| 01:45:15 |
Last year my son |
| 01:45:17 |
Law makers renewed the primary programs |
| 01:45:22 |
Named for Ryan White, |
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Good evening everyone. |
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We come to you live |
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a town most of us had never |
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A town you couldn't find |
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because Texico, New Mexico, |
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But it's on the map now. |
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The whole world has descended |
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A political debate |
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Tomorrow morning, |
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will walk into a voting booth |
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And his choice will affect |
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The stakes could not be higher. |
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I wonder, Aaron, what the founding |
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Would they be mortified, |
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Something tells me |
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Franklin and Jefferson |
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Smiling or laughing? |
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I don't know if they're smiling. |
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That's not exactly who they had in mind |
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We're sending someone out there who |
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Can he find himself suddenly, |
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Or is he going to look |
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Tonight, the whole country is |
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I'm gonna puke. |
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Bud, look at me. Look at me. |
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Just be yourself. |
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Hey, remember dad. |
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- Fine. |
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Mr. Johnson, |
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Good luck! |
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And so we begin. |
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The crowd has settled down |
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for what promises to be... |
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one of the most unique moments |
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Mr. President, Mr. Greenleaf... |
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I'd like to thank you for your |
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I've said a lot of thing |
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And you both |
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you probably |
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To be honest, the last 10 days |
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What was once kinda funny, |
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From what I've read, I've... |
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well, I've scared |
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I know that the world is watching, |
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People on my own TV, |
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that America, somehow, |
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Guess that means me. |
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I can't say that I've been much |
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It's sorta like somewhere |
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I checked out and it's not like |
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But I had something once. |
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I had something close |
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whatever word you want |
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But then, the years start moving |
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what's going good |
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isn't going so good for you. |
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But, tonight I feel... |
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embarrassed. |
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I've had my chances, |
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I've grown up |
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if I decided to do more with my life |
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that I could be standing where... |
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where maybe you stand tonight. |
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Instead, I've taken freely |
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I'm ashamed in front of my... |
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daughter. |
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And my country. |
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I've never served or sacrificed. |
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The only heavy lifting |
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pay attention. Vote... |
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For America has a... |
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if America has a true enemy tonight, |
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Tonight a below average man is going |
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Tomorrow, one man's vote |
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'Cause tomorrow |
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And not just someone |
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We need someone |
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The kind of President |
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America needs a big thinker. |
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You know, like a giant, really. |
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Someone who has the good sense |
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Somebody who has the wisdom |
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where we're at peace |
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And just for the record, |
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I want you both to know |
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Tonight, I am going to speak |
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whose letters touched me |
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My first question comes from... |
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Peter Manthis, |
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"Dear Mr. Johnson... |
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my wife and I |
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We both work two jobs |
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And some weeks, |
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"When you work hard and you still |
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you start to question yourself |
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I know I am one. I fought |
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But it scares me to think about what |
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"Can you ask the candidates, |
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how come some many of us can |
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I'd like to take that one first, |
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go ahead, Mr. President. |
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Bud, I'd first like to say, how much |
