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00:00:11	No way.
00:00:33	You're nobody
00:00:41	You're nobody
00:00:48	You may be king
00:00:54	And its gold
00:00:57	But gold won't bring you
00:01:00	When you're growin' old
00:01:04	The world still is the same
00:01:07	You never change it
00:01:12	As sure as the stars
00:01:15	Shine above
00:01:18	You're nobody
00:01:26	So find yourself
00:02:04	The world
00:02:07	You never change it
00:02:11	As sure as the stars
00:02:15	Shine above
00:02:19	But you're nobody
00:02:26	So find yourself
00:02:38	- Okay, so what if I don't want to give up on her?
00:02:42	- You said I don't call if I wanted to give up on her.
00:02:45	- So I don't call either way.
00:02:48	- So what's the difference?
00:02:52	See, Mike, the only difference
00:02:55	is if you take her back
00:02:58	But you can't do anything
00:03:01	In fact, you can only do stuff
00:03:04	So the only difference is if I forget about
00:03:08	- Right.
00:03:11	Yeah, it sucks.
00:03:13	So it's like a retroactive decision then?
00:03:18	And then when she comes back, make like
00:03:22	Right, although probably
00:03:26	What do you mean?
00:03:28	I mean, at first you're gonna pretend
00:03:31	Not call her,
00:03:33	But then, eventually,
00:03:36	- Well, unless she comes back first.
00:03:39	Somehow they know not to come back
00:03:46	- There's the rub.
00:03:51	Look, man, uh, I-I'm sorry we always
00:03:57	- Ah, no, it's all right.
00:04:00	- Don't sweat it.
00:04:02	You know, Rob, you're the only one
00:04:06	Thanks. Thanks, man.
00:04:12	Hello, you have four messages.
00:04:16	Message one.
00:04:19	Hey, gorgeous,
00:04:21	Look, you gotta get that girl
00:04:24	Message two.
00:04:27	Hey, Mike, uh, if you want
00:04:30	Message three.
00:04:33	Did she call yet? I'm sure she...
00:04:36	Michael, this is Grandma.
00:04:39	We all miss you
00:04:41	You still haven't told me if you got
00:04:44	That was your last message.
00:04:51	You have to put things in perspective.
00:04:54	- I know, I know.
00:04:58	Thanks. I appreciate that.
00:05:00	There are plenty of fish
00:05:02	Okay, that's great advice.
00:05:04	- Life, after all...
00:05:07	- Are you calling her?
00:05:16	- Hello?
00:05:18	Hey, we got two parties
00:05:21	- I don't know.
00:05:24	I... Look, Trent, uh,
00:05:27	Listen to you. I've got a final callback on
00:05:30	Come on, Mike, you got to get out
00:05:32	- You can't sit at home thinking about it.
00:05:35	Not tonight? Listen to you!
00:05:38	- We gotta get you out
00:05:41	We're gonna spend half the night driving
00:05:44	and you're gonna say it sucks,
00:05:46	and then we're gonna go look
00:05:48	But all the parties
00:05:51	I spend half the night talkin' to some
00:05:54	to see if there's somebody else who's
00:05:57	And it's like I'm supposed to be all
00:06:01	I... You know, and half of them
00:06:03	who wouldn't be nothing, except they're
00:06:07	I'm gonna tell you something, T.
00:06:10	- Yeah, I'm listening.
00:06:14	It just makes me sick.
00:06:16	It's like, uh, some nasty skank who
00:06:18	is gonna front me?
00:06:20	- It makes me want to fuckin' puke.
00:06:22	Will you shut up for a minute? We gotta
00:06:25	- We're goin' to Vegas tonight.
00:06:29	- Vegas, baby. Vegas!
00:06:32	- Vegas. Las Vegas.
00:06:35	Yeah. I think... You know what, man?
00:06:38	- When are we going to Vegas?
00:06:40	- No, we're not going tonight. I'm not going to Vegas!
00:06:43	- Listen to me.
00:06:45	- None of this shit anymore.
00:06:49	You bring something nice to wear.
00:06:52	- I'm not going to Vegas.
00:06:54	I'm not going to Vegas.
00:06:56	All right, listen. I took out $300,
00:07:01	I can't afford any more
00:07:04	And I figure if we buy a lot of chips,
00:07:06	he'll comp us all sorts of free shit;
00:07:08	- But you gotta be cool.
00:07:10	They're gonna give Daddy a room,
00:07:14	- I know just the place.
00:07:16	I thought you said
00:07:18	Oh, Mike, you gotta stop worrying
00:07:21	If you're wearing a suit, and you look like
00:07:25	It's in the back.
00:07:27	Uh-uh. No way. No, turn around.
00:07:29	You gotta show up wearing that suit,
00:07:32	All right already, okay? I'll put my
00:07:36	- I'm tellin' you, this is how you do it.
00:07:38	- They're watching you when you drive up. That's how it works.
00:07:41	It could work.
00:07:43	They're gonna give Daddy
00:07:45	- We're going to Vegas, Mike. Vegas!
00:07:48	You think we can
00:07:50	- We're gonna be up five "hundy" by midnight!
00:07:52	- Vegas! Vegas!
00:08:01	Vegas, baby. Vegas.
00:08:03	'Cause I'm not the happy guy
00:08:10	She thinks I
00:08:13	Still care
00:08:18	But if she's happy thinking
00:08:22	I still need her
00:08:28	Vegas, baby. Vegas.
00:08:35	Vegas.
00:09:03	It's the root of all evil
00:09:06	But I'm certain, honey
00:09:10	That life would be sunny
00:09:13	With plenty of money
00:09:17	And you
00:09:33	I always thought, uh,
00:09:35	Back in their day, this place was a real
00:09:39	They'll probably fall all over themselves for
00:09:42	- Now, we're not...
00:09:44	The new places down on the strip,
00:09:47	Oh, Mike, you don't want all that
00:09:50	Or the rock and roll
00:09:52	You know, guys like me and
00:09:55	Yeah, this is...
00:09:57	- Definitely old school.
00:10:02	You know, I'm gonna find me two waitresses
00:10:04	- Yeah, well, they're all skanks.
00:10:06	Look at all the
00:10:08	The beautiful babies don't work
00:10:12	- This is the skank shift.
00:10:15	- Excuse me.
00:10:18	This is the guy behind the guy
00:10:24	Okay.
00:10:27	Will you cut that shit out?
00:10:30	- What? She smiled.
00:10:32	- Did she or did she not smile?
00:10:35	- Mike, I'm telling you, girls love that stuff.
00:10:38	- Baby, we're gonna get laid.
00:10:42	What do you think, Mike? Do you think she's
00:10:46	Will you stop makin' fun,
00:10:48	The trick is we gotta look like we don't need
00:10:52	Right, right, right.
00:10:55	I think I'm looking like the money,
00:10:58	All right, stop. See that? That, uh,
00:11:01	You think
00:11:03	Oh, they're gonna notice me and you,
00:11:06	- Nicely done, sir. You're on a streak now.
00:11:09	One of the best streaks
00:11:18	Uh, start with, uh,
00:11:37	I can count that
00:11:40	- On the table.
00:11:42	- You have to lay it on the table.
00:11:46	You're not allowed
00:11:48	You have to lay it on the table
00:11:59	- Changing 300.
00:12:10	- Do you have anything smaller?
00:12:14	But this happens to be
00:12:17	Perhaps you'd be more comfortable
00:12:22	Okay, just tuck 'em under,
00:12:25	There you go.
00:12:29	Cocktails?
00:12:31	Guy behind the guy.
00:12:33	I'll have a scotch
00:12:35	Any scotch will do, as long
00:12:38	Uh, single malt.
00:12:41	Maybe a Glengow... Any Glen.
00:12:43	Scotch on the rocks.
00:13:06	- Double down.
00:13:08	You got an 11.
00:13:10	I know, but it's $200.
00:13:13	- Mike, you gotta double down.
00:13:15	- Mike, if you don't look like you know what you're doing...
00:13:17	- Just shut up, okay? I can't.
00:13:19	Just stop for a second!
00:13:24	Double down.
00:13:28	That's nice.
00:13:30	Eighteen. Good. Eighteen's good.
00:13:37	Twelve. Sixteen.
00:13:45	Twenty-one.
00:13:48	I'm telling you, baby,
00:13:51	- Well, obviously not always.
00:13:53	I'm just saying not
00:13:55	- You always double...
00:13:58	- Lady has 11. What would you like to do?
00:14:03	- Fifteen.
00:14:06	I'll hit again.
00:14:09	Seventeen.
00:14:12	Okay. I'll hit there. Okay.
00:14:15	- Twenty-one.
00:14:18	I got it!
00:14:21	Whee!
00:14:23	Would you like to have some breakfast
00:14:26	Oh, I really shouldn't. But then again,
00:14:30	- Thank you so much!
00:14:32	- Take this ticket in with you when you go in.
00:14:34	- They'll fix you up.
00:14:39	That went plenty nice, baby.
00:14:43	You know, I mean not counting
00:14:45	- Thanks for clarifying that.
00:14:47	- Yeah? What'd you lose?
00:14:51	Let's see, I dropped
00:14:53	Don't give me that shit. You know
00:14:57	Twenty, all right? But I was down at least
00:15:00	You shouldn't be sorry.
00:15:03	- I'm the one who should be sorry.
00:15:05	Could we just go, please?
00:15:08	Baby, look at me. Look at me.
00:15:10	You're money. And you know what else?
00:15:13	- I want to leave.
00:15:15	I'm gonna ask you a simple question,
00:15:17	Who's the big winner
00:15:22	- Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner.
00:15:24	- Mikey wins.
00:15:26	Fine, I'm an asshole. But you know what?
00:15:29	- You're the big winner in more ways than one.
00:15:32	I walked around for an hour
00:15:35	We got knocked out pretty fast.
00:15:38	- Ah, a couple of high rollers like yourself?
00:15:40	- I'm gonna get you that scotch.
00:15:42	- I didn't even want it. I just wanted to order it.
00:15:45	I mean, you really shouldn't leave
00:15:48	Why ruin a perfect night?
00:15:50	Listen, um, bring a single-malted,
00:15:53	and one
00:15:55	And if you tell the bartender
00:15:58	then this 50-cent piece has your
00:16:03	I want you to run along,
00:16:05	I'm gonna keep time.
00:16:10	- What an asshole.
00:16:13	- That was so demeaning.
00:16:15	- I can't believe what an asshole you are.
00:16:18	- She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
00:16:21	- She was smiling at how money I was, what I did with her.
00:16:24	- I'm not gonna pay for a room.
00:16:27	- The honey baby's bringing us a cocktail.
00:16:30	- You think she's coming back here?
00:16:32	Did you hear what she said? "You shouldn't
00:16:35	Baby, she wants to party.
00:16:38	I'm tired. We should just go.
00:16:40	Baby, this is what we came for. Now, we
00:16:43	- She likes you.
00:16:46	Now, I don't care if I end up with her
00:16:52	It's just I been... I been out
00:16:55	- It's been like six years.
00:17:00	Not for six years or anything,
00:17:01	Not for six years or anything,
00:17:03	The best thing you can do
00:17:05	It's just I... I'm not attracted to them.
00:17:09	Then I'm trying to, like,
00:17:12	Mike, do you even think I know what the
00:17:16	I don't know if they're talking
00:17:19	or how their dad
00:17:21	All I do, man, is stare at their mouth
00:17:25	and somehow I turn out
00:17:28	Take this girl here.
00:17:31	But I bet somewhere inside of her
00:17:35	And no matter how hard I try, I won't...
00:17:38	Hey, there she is, the most
00:17:41	- Yup.
00:17:43	- 6:00.
00:17:45	- Two Glengarrys down, easy on the water.
00:17:48	Uh, listen. Why don't you call a friend
00:17:52	- at the Bamboo Lounge at 6:01?
00:17:54	- All right?
00:18:00	That was so fuckin' money.
00:18:03	See, that's what I'm trying to tell you,
00:18:06	They don't go
00:18:08	You start talking to 'em about, uh,
00:18:11	They know what you want to do. What do you
00:18:15	- No. I know.
00:18:18	When you pretend it's just
00:18:20	You're gonna take 'em that way
00:18:24	It's just that I get this thing where I want
00:18:28	Oh, Mike.
00:18:30	What they respect is honesty.
00:18:32	Look, you see how they dress when they go
00:18:36	All you're doin' is letting them know that
00:18:40	There's nothing wrong with letting
00:18:43	- and that you wanna party.
00:18:46	Yeah. I'll have a coffee...
00:18:49	And it says, uh, here,
00:18:52	That's right.
00:18:54	I'll have the, uh, pancakes and the,
00:18:58	And for you?
00:19:01	Oh, um, let's see,
00:19:05	- Over easy.
00:19:08	All right, great.
00:19:10	Renaissance.
00:19:13	I should have said renaissance.
00:19:15	Oh, God! Like a Las Vegas waitress is gonna
00:19:20	It's like I'm trying
00:19:22	I may as well have just said,
00:19:25	Don't even sweat her.
00:19:27	- You know Christy's friend is gonna be money.
00:19:30	- We gotta get out of here.
00:19:34	Excuse me. We have...
00:19:37	Hang on, Voltaire.
00:19:51	- I get paid for loving
00:19:55	Loving all the time
00:20:00	- How're you doin', guys?
00:20:02	- We almost gave up on you.
00:20:05	- There's, uh, no clocks in this town anywhere.
00:20:08	- This is Lisa.
00:20:10	- I'm sorry. I never got your name.
00:20:12	- Mike.
00:20:15	- Trent.
00:20:17	- Ladies, don't you always double down on an 11?
00:20:20	- No matter what. Like splitting aces.
00:20:22	- Hi, Lisa. I'm Trent. It's nice to meet you.
00:20:24	Lovely, uh, make-up job
00:20:26	- Oh. Uh, Lisa works at the MGM Grand.
00:20:29	Oh, Lisa's a Dorothy.
00:20:33	Well, we're not
00:20:41	So, uh, what do
00:20:45	Well, I'm a comedian.
00:20:52	Um, do you ever play out here?
00:20:56	- No.
00:20:58	Well, there are, uh... You know,
00:21:01	- It's hard to explain. You wouldn't understand.
00:21:04	She... She knows...
00:21:07	Actually, I don't have
00:21:11	Oh, who's your representation
00:21:13	I didn't... I sort of freelanced on
00:21:18	- 'Cause I...
00:21:20	- I'm a producer.
00:21:23	That's great.
00:21:25	I'm really
00:21:27	We should go someplace else.
00:21:32	- Yeah, that's great.
00:21:34	- All right?
00:21:37	- Right.
00:21:40	- Then you can't drink.
00:21:42	- That'll be great.
00:21:45	You were in Acapulco Beach?
00:21:48	We watch that all the time.
00:21:51	- No, no, no, no, wait.
00:21:54	The worst was when I went in for
00:21:58	So I'm sitting
00:22:00	and there's all these little kids, uh,
00:22:03	And I see that all the kids are signed
00:22:06	- They're auditioning for the same role as you?
00:22:09	So, uh, I check the time and the place.
00:22:13	I call my agent up. She says, "Trent,
00:22:17	- What was the thing?
00:22:20	"Jenny Eats Something." Whatever.
00:22:23	- Right.
00:22:25	The role I'm reading for is "brother."
00:22:29	Big brother
00:22:31	- Just brother, man. Just brother.
00:22:35	Just brother, right? Finally I get
00:22:38	Mikey, I'm telling you,
00:22:40	It's a starring role.
00:22:42	So I'm reading with the casting director
00:22:46	- No.
00:22:48	The casting director who's reading with
00:22:50	- She starts crying.
00:22:52	- Yeah, I swear to God. Swear to God.
00:22:55	So now she's crying.
00:22:58	We're both kinda crying, but not
00:23:02	But the kind of crying that's
00:23:05	Do you know what I mean? Like we're not
00:23:08	So I finished reading with her.
00:23:11	I finally hold up my finger,
00:23:14	- Right.
00:23:16	More than that, 'cause I'm in it.
00:23:19	Give me a second here.
00:23:23	So I put down my head,
00:23:28	for at least five minutes.
00:23:30	- Swear to God, five minutes.
00:23:32	I look up, everyone
00:23:34	The whole room is rip-roaring clapping
00:23:38	Everyone in the room is sitting there tearing
00:23:42	The guy working the camera, you know,
00:23:46	- Not the camera guy.
00:23:49	Not so much from my reading,
00:23:52	but, really, he had
00:23:54	So the producer
00:23:57	He says, "Trent, when you
00:23:59	I didn't see Trent Walker
00:24:02	He said, "I saw big brother
00:24:06	He says, "You walked in with the role,
00:24:08	- So give me the fuckin' part.
00:24:11	Then he says to me... He says,
00:24:16	I think that it might be that
00:24:20	for the role of brother."
00:24:23	So I felt confident,
00:24:25	I say to him, "Well, how old exactly
00:24:28	- Here it comes.
00:24:31	- Here it comes.
00:24:33	Yeah, you do.
00:24:35	So he says to me... I swear to God he
00:24:38	This fucking guy.
00:24:42	- And you said "double down."
00:24:44	Because you know why? Because you
00:24:47	He's great, isn't he?
00:24:49	But the truth of the matter was,
00:24:52	You know I'm 24 years old.
00:24:55	- Wow.
00:24:58	Well, we all have stories.
00:25:02	- Wow.
00:25:11	Uh, how rude of me. I never...
00:25:38	Come on home, girl
00:25:43	You don't have to love me
00:25:47	But try to understand
00:25:52	- Ohh
00:25:55	Ohh, try
00:25:59	Try to understand
00:26:01	Try, try
00:26:05	He's a magic man
00:26:14	I'm sure she'll call.
00:26:16	I mean, six years
00:26:18	- You don't just break it off cleanly after six years.
00:26:21	- And she's with somebody else now.
00:26:24	- Yeah.
00:26:28	- You know what? It won't last.
00:26:30	- It's a rebound.
00:26:34	Well, yeah, but how long was the
00:26:40	Six years.
00:26:42	Uh, can I check
00:26:45	- I have a calling card. It won't cost anything.
00:26:48	- Are you sure?
00:26:50	- I'm not ruining tonight, am I?
00:26:53	- Are you sure?
00:26:55	- I'm sorry.
00:27:04	T.
00:27:07	Trent.
00:27:11	Trent.
00:27:14	I need to, uh, u...
00:27:17	No. I gotta... I gotta use...
00:27:22	- You can check 'em tomorrow.
00:27:26	Okay? I'm sorry.
00:27:29	Hold on.
00:27:34	I'm sure I... They weren't
00:27:37	I don't think we're
00:27:47	I have a calling card.
00:27:49	So it's a 800...
00:28:06	- Six years? Oh, poor thing.
00:28:10	- And you know what he said?
00:28:12	- And I believe him.
00:28:14	- He said, "I just want her to be happy."
00:28:18	- It's so sweet. So sweet.
00:28:21	- Oh.
00:28:24	I'll make some coffee.
00:28:27	Mmm.
00:28:50	Did she call?
00:28:54	- Oh!
00:28:58	Oh, God.
00:29:00	That's so bad. I'm sorry.
00:29:05	It's gonna be okay.
00:29:08	She asked me what I was thinking about.
00:29:13	You didn't have to
00:29:16	I'm sorry about
00:29:18	Oh, don't worry about it. I just wanted
00:29:22	- Christy was nice.
00:29:26	- Why not?
00:29:30	What'd you think of that,
00:29:35	The whole Judy Garland thing
00:29:38	- Does that make me some kind of a fag?
00:29:45	- I don't think she liked me anyway.
00:29:48	- She thought you were money.
00:29:51	I heard 'em both talking.
00:29:55	You're a good friend.
00:29:59	Look, you take yourself
00:30:02	You start talkin' to 'em
00:30:04	of course it's going to end up
00:30:08	I just don't think
00:30:10	Baby, you are so money,
00:30:12	Look, T, the girls don't go for me
00:30:17	- Michelle went for you, right?
00:30:19	- Why? How is that different?
00:30:23	You didn't go to college. You don't know
00:30:26	- They don't know any better.
00:30:30	Listen to me. Your self-esteem is low
00:30:35	But talkin' about it and thinkin' about
00:30:38	It's no good, man.
00:30:42	I just need
00:30:44	Why, so you can sit around your stuffy
00:30:47	- Remember the first week after she told you?
00:30:51	Huh? Couldn't even
00:30:55	You know, you just sat around
00:30:58	sitting there, drinking orange juice,
00:31:02	Now look at you, man. Right?
00:31:06	- A day.
00:31:08	You're doing what you love to do.
00:31:13	Selling scrap metal.
00:31:16	Okay. And this guy she's seeing,
00:31:19	- He drives a carriage.
00:31:22	I heard he drives a carriage
00:31:25	Oh, Mike, please! You're
00:31:29	and you're sweatin'
00:31:32	Jesus Christ!
00:31:35	You're better off without this girl.
00:31:39	- All right, buddy?
00:31:43	Okay, I'm gonna try. I promise you I
00:31:47	- We're gonna make this work.
00:31:50	Let's get home.
00:31:53	- I'm a man of means by no means
00:31:57	King of the road
00:32:00	I know every engineer
00:32:04	All their children
00:32:08	And every handout
00:32:12	Every lock that ain't locked
00:32:16	I seen trailers
00:32:19	- I don't think I'm gonna take it.
00:32:21	This is definitely
00:32:23	There's not much of a call
00:32:26	There's just something
00:32:28	Any other Disney character would
00:32:32	- Why does it have to be Goofy?
00:32:36	How am I gonna
00:32:38	I still haven't told them
00:32:41	You tested over a month ago.
00:32:44	It's like, "Mom, hi.
00:32:47	By the way, I'm Goofy.
00:33:10	Hey, Rob.
00:33:14	You notice I didn't
00:33:17	- I didn't want to say anything.
00:33:21	Ah, it's kind of like not talking to
00:33:24	- What do you mean? Like you didn't want to jinx it?
00:33:28	I don't talk about her that much.
00:33:31	- I didn't mention her once today.
00:33:33	The only reason I mentioned her at all was to
00:33:36	- I thought you'd appreciate that.
00:33:42	- Get there.
00:33:45	- I decided to get back out there.
00:33:48	- Can't make any more excuses for myself.
00:33:54	Do you wanna hit the town tonight?
00:33:57	Uh, I shouldn't.
00:34:00	- You got a Pluto callback?
00:34:05	- All right. Count 'em up.
00:34:08	One, two, three...
00:34:14	- Eight, nine.
00:34:16	- Eight or a nine.
00:34:19	- What did you get?
00:34:21	Dead heat after one hole.
00:34:25	You better replace the pin, Chi Chi.
00:34:30	You bitch! You bitch!
00:34:32	Chelios steals to Roenick.
00:34:35	- Money!
00:34:37	Sue, why is
00:34:40	- Gretzky's a little bitch.
00:34:43	The Kings suck in this game.
00:34:46	- I took the Kings to the Cup.
00:34:50	- They're a finesse team, bro.
00:34:53	You bitch!
00:34:55	- Watch out, motherfucker.
00:34:57	It's not even so much me
00:35:00	Oh, is that right?
00:35:02	- Chelios steals to Roenick.
00:35:05	Score Chicago! Ohh!
00:35:07	- That was pretty.
00:35:09	But that was pretty, Sue.
00:35:12	- Dude, do not...
00:35:14	Look at it!
00:35:17	- Look at it!
00:35:19	Why do you think they put
00:35:22	- God, you're unbelievable.
00:35:25	- I am unbelievable. Look at it.
00:35:28	- Come on, man, I want to fuckin' play.
00:35:30	- I never get to play.
00:35:32	- Just fuckin' move it.
00:35:35	- Wa, wa, wa, wa.
00:35:37	- Set the game up.
00:35:43	- Yeah?
00:35:45	Okay. Yeah, it's on the fourth floor.
00:35:48	Dude, it's Pink Dot.
00:35:51	I wish they still had fights in
00:35:54	- They don't have fighting anymore?
00:35:56	Why'd they get rid of the fighting?
00:35:58	Kids were hitting each other
00:36:00	But you know what, Mike? You can
00:36:03	- Make somebody's head bleed.
00:36:05	I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head
00:36:08	Mikey, get the door?
00:36:11	- Yeah, give me some money.
00:36:13	Give me some fuckin' money.
00:36:16	Jesus Christ.
00:36:19	- Dude, I'm about to do my thing with the thing.
00:36:22	- I got fuckin' Wayne.
00:36:24	All right, I'll pause it.
00:36:29	- How much do you want?
00:36:31	Okay, fine. Take my last 20.
00:36:37	There it is, Mikey! Check it out.
00:36:39	Mikey, check it out. His legs... Little
00:36:42	- Fucking bitch! What did you do that for?
00:36:46	- What the fuck are you... Why did
00:36:49	- C'mon, peaches.
00:36:52	- I'm not kidding.
00:36:55	- You wanna kiss me. Look at you.
00:36:57	- Get off!
00:36:59	- Get the fuck off me!
00:37:01	Hey, hold still. Hold on. It's
00:37:06	Hey, Mikey! Mikey, is he cute?
00:37:09	- Is he brown?
00:37:12	- Is he polite?
00:37:14	If he's polite, have him come in. If
00:37:17	Have him come look.
00:37:20	Michael, is he clean?
00:37:23	Michael, I want to see him.
00:37:27	Get off. I'm serious.
00:37:29	Oh, he got away from us.
00:37:33	You guys are assholes.
00:37:38	- Oh, yeah.
00:37:40	- What time is the party tonight?
00:37:42	- Everybody'll get there around 10:00.
00:37:45	- Midnight.
00:37:47	I'm gonna bring an old friend
00:37:51	- Who, Rob?
00:37:53	Yeah, he's cool.
00:37:56	- What does he do?
00:37:58	- What a surprise.
00:38:00	So the party started at 8:00.
00:38:04	Why are we going
00:38:06	To grab a drink before we meet
00:38:10	Where is this place?
00:38:12	For some reason the cool bars in Hollywood
00:38:16	It's kind of like a speakeasy
00:38:19	It's like you're in on some
00:38:22	You tell a chick you been someplace, it's
00:38:40	Excuse me.
00:38:52	I'll get a Dewars on the rocks.
00:38:55	- Uh, Budweiser.
00:38:59	God, I can't believe
00:39:02	It's like the hottest one percent
00:39:06	come to our gene pool.
00:39:08	Darwinism at its best.
00:39:10	- Yo, Mikey, what's up?
00:39:13	- Ah, you know, man. You know.
00:39:16	Nah, man. I know you didn't. Otherwise
00:39:19	- That shit wasn't funny anyway.
00:39:22	Charles, this is my friend Rob
00:39:26	- My pleasure.
00:39:28	This is Charles.
00:39:30	- Oh, yeah, I tested for one.
00:39:32	- How'd your folks take it?
00:39:36	Oh, so you haven't
00:39:39	That's all right, man. I still haven't
00:39:42	You figure they'd figure
00:39:44	- But Moms keeps asking me.
00:39:46	I don't even tell them about
00:39:49	Not 'til you book it.
00:39:51	I'm considering taking
00:39:55	- Well, at least it's Disney, right?
00:39:58	Look, we're going to, uh,
00:40:01	Some modeling agency. Beautiful babies.
00:40:04	Yeah, why not?
00:40:07	Let's go.
00:40:12	No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:15	that the Steadicam shot
00:40:17	The basement of the... the restaurant,
00:40:21	- Through the kitchen, Mike.
00:40:24	Four days?
00:40:26	- Well, that's what I heard.
00:40:28	Jesus, that must've
00:40:30	That's nothing. You know how much
00:40:33	Wait. You gotta be nuts
00:40:35	All right, ready. Mean Streets?
00:40:37	- That's the dope.
00:40:40	- Oh, stop with that fucking Reservoir Dogs.
00:40:42	The one right in the beginning where
00:40:45	How can you even
00:40:47	Tarantino completely bites
00:40:50	- It's true.
00:40:52	You know what?
00:40:54	I heard they did
00:40:57	I don't know what the big deal is. Everybody
00:41:00	Let's get the hell out
00:41:42	Pick up the pieces
00:41:44	Pick up the pieces
00:41:46	Pick up the pieces
00:42:16	Whoo
00:42:44	Pick up the pieces
00:42:49	Pick up the pieces
00:43:04	Uhh
00:43:09	Hey
00:43:13	- How you been? Good to see you.
00:43:17	- So who threw this party anyway?
00:43:20	- Beats me.
00:43:23	Nice.
00:43:25	- Sue!
00:43:28	Sue. Yeah. His dad was a big Johnny Cash
00:43:31	- Oh, right, right, right. The song.
00:43:34	So I think that's why
00:43:37	- That guy?
00:43:39	He don't look it. He's... No, he's mean.
00:43:42	He had a guy and was fuckin' smackin'
00:43:46	Just fuckin' smash. His teeth came out.
00:43:49	Fuckin' blood came out of
00:43:52	- Nice guy, though. That guy's cool.
00:43:55	Hey, how're you doing?
00:43:58	- Marty invited me here.
00:44:00	Thrill me, baby
00:44:03	- She looking at me now?
00:44:08	- How 'bout now? Is she looking over here now?
00:44:16	What about now?
00:44:20	No, she's not looking at you, dude. Will
00:44:23	- She hasn't looked at you... Wait, she just looked.
00:44:27	You understand?
00:44:30	I got some friends I wanna go meet.
00:44:33	- Nice to see you. I'll give you a call.
00:44:35	- All right, man.
00:44:37	I don't know, man.
00:44:44	- You know, there's so many beautiful women.
00:44:47	- Unbelievable.
00:44:50	- You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown.
00:44:52	- I made a promise to myself.
00:44:54	I have to get out there sooner
00:44:57	- Okay, you're gonna be my wing man?
00:45:14	Hi. Uh, how are you ladies
00:45:18	What do you drive?
00:45:21	E- Excuse me?
00:45:23	What kind of a car
00:45:27	Uh, Cavalier.
00:45:29	See what I mean?
00:45:33	It's... It's red. I have...
00:45:36	That's nice.
00:45:40	- How are you guys doing?
00:45:43	- Yeah? Which one?
00:45:45	With the cigar?
00:45:48	- She's cute, man.
00:45:51	What's wrong?
00:45:53	- Mike, you just looked right at her.
00:45:56	- Yeah, she did.
00:45:59	- I'm sorry, man. I didn't know.
00:46:02	It's gonna be a lay-up.
00:46:04	36-24-36
00:46:06	- Uh...
00:46:09	- Not well.
00:46:11	"Shaqued."
00:46:13	Just watch old T-bone
00:46:16	She's a brick house
00:46:21	My whole life people have told me
00:46:25	- Have they?
00:46:27	But, well, this one time...
00:46:30	- But in kindergarten, you know...
00:46:32	You know how you have those little
00:46:36	He was really cute, and he
00:46:40	Anyway, I really liked him.
00:46:43	I started crying,
00:46:46	"Deidre, you are so emotional.
00:46:49	You should be an actress!"
00:46:52	- It was, like, that's it!
00:46:55	And you know what?
00:46:58	- Yeah! Well, totally.
00:47:00	Well, that's really been sort of my
00:47:03	And the agent said to me
00:47:05	he really was reminded by me...
00:47:07	of Tina Yothers,
00:47:09	And he said
00:47:19	She's the one, the only one
00:47:23	Was that money or what?
00:47:26	Kind of a dick move,
00:47:28	Why, baby?
00:47:31	- You asked a girl for her number and you tore it up.
00:47:34	- It doesn't matter.
00:47:36	What was so cold about it?
00:47:41	Right.
00:47:43	See, man, you can't roll with that.
00:47:46	- Business class?
00:47:50	You guys are terrible.
00:47:53	Gentlemen,
00:47:57	- What else is going on?
00:48:00	Perfect.
00:48:02	Well, this place
00:49:13	What do you say, man?
00:49:16	You can tell by the way
00:49:18	I'm a woman's man
00:49:20	- Hi, friends.
00:49:22	I've been kicked around
00:49:26	Now it's all right, it's okay
00:49:29	- You can try to understand
00:49:34	Whether you're a brother
00:49:36	We're staying alive
00:49:38	Feel the city shaking
00:49:41	I'm staying alive
00:49:43	Ah, ha, ha, ha
00:49:50	Ahh, ahh
00:50:00	Yeah, I know what you're saying, man.
00:50:03	I mean, does it
00:50:05	You know, I was Hamlet two months
00:50:09	- Yeah.
00:50:11	- Someone got out of school early today.
00:50:20	- Oh, it's on.
00:50:23	Feel the city shaking
00:50:25	We're staying alive
00:50:27	- Ah, ha, ha, ha, staying alive Staying alive
00:50:32	Ah, ha, ha, ha
00:50:40	Ahh, ahh
00:50:45	Hi, can I get a Dewars on the, uh,
00:50:52	- I-I can't even get
00:50:56	You're laughing at me?
00:50:59	Great. Good. Great day.
00:51:02	I- I'm sorry. I shouldn't.
00:51:04	- Let me make it up to you.
00:51:08	That's pretty...
00:51:11	Uh, hi. I'll have a Dewars
00:51:14	And some more olives for...
00:51:18	Do I know you?
00:51:22	Um, you ever been
00:51:26	- Hmm, no.
00:51:29	- I host an open mike there.
00:51:32	Oh, you're...
00:51:34	Yeah.
00:51:37	Yeah, it's a dream, you know. It's a lot
00:51:41	I have a new booking agent, though, so
00:51:44	The money's pretty good. I might buy
00:51:49	Treat myself. I figure
00:51:51	I know where it is.
00:51:54	I served you an espresso
00:51:57	Espresso. An espresso. Yes, that's
00:52:01	That's great.
00:52:03	You came in and asked me
00:52:05	And then I took you and
00:52:11	Must've been a while ago, 'cause
00:52:14	'Cause I've been... I have
00:52:17	- No.
00:52:19	- It was about two weeks ago.
00:52:22	Probably longer, 'cause things
00:52:24	I haven't been looking
00:52:26	It could have been someone who looks like me,
00:52:29	- See, I have a face that's similar...
00:52:33	Here's the, uh...
00:52:37	I've been doing very well.
00:52:40	- Nikki.
00:52:43	Mm-hmm.
00:52:47	- We got digits, baby.
00:52:50	What's wrong with you? I saw you
00:52:53	She didn't like me, okay?
00:52:56	- Baby, don't talk that way.
00:52:59	- That's what I keep tryin' to tell him.
00:53:03	- Baby, we're not messing with you.
00:53:06	You know what you are? You're like
00:53:09	- Big fuckin' teeth, man.
00:53:12	She's just like this little bunny who's
00:53:15	- Shivering.
00:53:18	You got these claws and you're staring at
00:53:21	with these claws, you're thinkin', "How
00:53:24	You're pokin' at it, man.
00:53:26	You're not hurtin' it. You're just
00:53:29	You know what I mean?
00:53:31	- And it's shivering.
00:53:33	These claws and these fangs! You're
00:53:37	You're thinking to yourself,
00:53:40	I don't know how to kill the bunny." With
00:53:44	You're like
00:53:46	- So you're not just fuckin' with me?
00:53:49	- Honestly!
00:53:51	You're so fucking money.
00:53:53	I want you to go over to that girl
00:53:55	- You're money.
00:53:57	Look it, when you go up
00:54:00	I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13
00:54:05	I want you to be like the guy
00:54:08	The guy you're not sure
00:54:11	You're not sure where he's coming
00:54:13	You're a bad man.
00:54:16	Bad man.
00:54:56	All right, all right.
00:55:01	See, baby,
00:55:03	- 818?
00:55:06	Nice.
00:55:08	- So how long do I wait to call?
00:55:10	- Tomorrow.
00:55:13	- Tomorrow, then a day.
00:55:15	- So two days.
00:55:18	Definitely. Two days
00:55:20	I used to wait two days to call anybody, but
00:55:25	So I think three days is kinda money.
00:55:27	- Two's enough not to look anxious.
00:55:30	But I think three days
00:55:32	Maybe I'll wait three weeks.
00:55:34	And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet
00:55:37	- Then ask her where you met her.
00:55:39	I don't remember. What does she look
00:55:42	Would that...
00:55:44	You know what? Ha, ha, ha, Mike.
00:55:46	But if you call too soon, you might scare
00:55:51	- How long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
00:55:56	Different, I don't know, schools of
00:56:03	- I think I like this town.
00:56:06	Hey, how're you doin'?
00:56:09	Watch where you're going, asshole.
00:56:12	What'd you say, bitch?
00:56:16	I said watch where
00:56:19	- Oh, so you want something.
00:56:23	- Fuck him up.
00:56:25	- Yeah, motherfucker.
00:56:28	Come on! Yeah, I got
00:56:31	- Yeah, come on!
00:56:34	- Come on, bitch. You little fuckin' pussy!
00:56:37	- Slap that bitch.
00:56:39	- Hey, you're a fuckin' bitch! You're a fuckin' bitch!
00:56:43	I'll show you who
00:56:46	Huh?
00:56:48	You're the fucking bitch!
00:56:52	Motherfucker!
00:57:01	- What the fuck?
00:57:04	- Now one of us is gonna get shot.
00:57:07	- You fuckin' asshole.
00:57:10	What the fuck did you want me to do,
00:57:13	- We kept our rep, bro.
00:57:16	Yeah, I gotta get up
00:57:21	What the fuck are you carrying a gun for?
00:57:26	Hey, man, you're not from here.
00:57:28	- I grew up in L.A.
00:57:30	Whatever, man. It's different out here.
00:57:34	Fuckin' A right, it's not like New York.
00:57:37	It's not like you live in Compton, Sue,
00:57:41	You live in a good neighborhood, man.
00:57:44	- People get carjacked.
00:57:48	He's right, Sue.
00:57:51	Just 'cause I had the balls
00:57:53	Like fuckin' House of Pain
00:57:56	- You like in this fucking fantasy world.
00:57:59	What about you, Mikey?
00:58:02	You're always whining about some bitch
00:58:06	It was six months ago,
00:58:09	Whatever, man! You're like
00:58:12	Oh, whoopee, you got a number tonight?
00:58:15	- Hey, Sue.
00:58:20	- Have you fucked once?
00:58:23	I know for a fact that you haven't.
00:58:25	- 'Cause you never shut up about it!
00:58:29	- Ah, he's fuckin' right.
00:58:31	Mike, come back here!
00:58:35	- He was fuckin' pissing me off!
00:58:38	Just shut the fuck up. I don't even
00:58:41	- I do...
00:59:00	You have no messages.
00:59:56	Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
01:00:00	Hi. Uh, Nikki, this is Mike.
01:00:03	I met you at the, um,
01:00:06	Uh, I just called t-to say
01:00:10	and you should call me tomorrow,
01:00:14	Anyway, uh, my number...
01:00:16	is 213-555-4679...
01:00:35	Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
01:00:38	Hi, uh, Nikki,
01:00:40	I just called 'cause it sounded like
01:00:43	when, uh, when I... before I finished
01:00:46	Anyway, uh... And also, uh,
01:00:50	but you were still at the Dresden when
01:00:54	Anyhow, uh, uh,
01:01:04	Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
01:01:07	213-555-4679. That's it.
01:01:11	I didn't want you to think
01:01:16	We should just,
01:01:18	and, uh, see where it goes.
01:01:20	'Cause it's nice and, uh,
01:01:23	So, okay?
01:01:40	Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
01:01:43	I just got out of a six-year
01:01:45	That should help explain why I'm acting
01:01:49	It's not you, it's me.
01:01:55	This is Mike.
01:02:05	Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
01:02:08	Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just,
01:02:11	I'm gonna be up for a while and
01:02:14	instead of trying to fit it all into...
01:02:16	Fuck!
01:02:26	Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.
01:02:31	Uh, Nikki? M-Mike.
01:02:34	It's, uh, uh...
01:02:36	This just isn't working out.
01:02:38	I- I think you're great,
01:02:42	Maybe we should just take
01:02:45	It's not you, it's me.
01:02:49	All right? Uh, i-i-it's, it...
01:02:51	It's only been six months...
01:02:54	- Mike?
01:02:57	D- Did you just walk in,
01:03:01	Don't ever call me again.
01:03:04	Wow. I-I guess you're home.
01:03:28	Hey, this is Mike.
01:03:33	Hey, Mikey, it's Trent.
01:03:38	All right, man,
01:03:40	Why don't you come out tonight, Mikey?
01:03:43	We're gonna play hockey
01:03:46	and then we're either going to
01:03:49	or we'll be at the Derby
01:03:52	We might also check out
01:03:55	And if we're not there we'll be
01:03:58	Otherwise we'll be at the Dresden Room,
01:04:02	See you soon, gorgeous.
01:04:58	Hey, this is Mike. Leave a message
01:05:01	Mikey, it's Rob.
01:05:03	Come on, pick it up
01:05:06	Come on, open up.
01:05:35	Thanks, man.
01:05:42	You eat anything today?
01:05:51	Yesterday?
01:05:53	You haven't been drinking,
01:06:10	- Sorry about what happened at the Dresden, man.
01:06:15	It's like, now I have my L.A. gun story.
01:06:18	You should hear the way I tell it
01:06:28	- You wanna talk about it?
01:06:38	Hey, it's been two days.
01:06:44	Not your type.
01:06:50	I'm thinking of
01:06:55	- Well, that's dumb.
01:06:58	You're doing really well
01:07:01	How well am I doin'?
01:07:03	I host an open mike;
01:07:06	Big fuckin' deal.
01:07:08	I got an agent
01:07:11	How good am I doin'?
01:07:13	Did you get turned down
01:07:15	They turned you down?
01:07:17	Yeah, they went with somebody who had
01:07:22	I killed for that job.
01:07:24	The point is, Mike, it all depends
01:07:29	You're telling me that your life sucks.
01:07:33	Part of the reason I moved out here
01:07:36	and I figured if you could
01:07:39	- I didn't make it.
01:07:43	You know, that's your problem,
01:07:47	You don't look at
01:07:50	You only look at the stuff
01:07:53	Those guys are right about you.
01:07:57	Then why won't she call?
01:08:02	She won't call
01:08:06	She's got her own life to deal with,
01:08:09	She's a sweet girl
01:08:12	but fuck her, man...
01:08:15	You gotta let go of the past, and Mikey,
01:08:20	All right?
01:08:23	It's sunny every day here.
01:08:27	Don't tell me we didn't make it.
01:08:32	Everything that is past
01:08:35	All of the shit that
01:08:38	Ah, you know.
01:08:41	You're gonna get over it.
01:08:47	How did you get over it?
01:08:51	I don't know.
01:08:55	You know how it is, man.
01:08:57	You wake up every day,
01:09:00	then you wake up one day
01:09:03	And the funny thing is...
01:09:05	This is kinda weird,
01:09:09	you almost miss that pain.
01:09:17	You miss the pain?
01:09:21	Yeah, for the same reason
01:09:24	Because you... you lived
01:09:33	Let's go get
01:09:35	All right. Sure.
01:09:37	You look like shit.
01:09:45	Mikey! What's up, man?
01:09:48	You wanna play again, motherfucker?
01:09:50	I'm glad you came out tonight.
01:09:52	- You're my problem, you bitch motherfucker!
01:09:54	- Come on, bitch!
01:09:56	- Hey, guys! Mikey's here!
01:09:59	What's up, baby?
01:10:02	- Oh, so you want some? You want some?
01:10:05	Roll up, bitch! Roll up!
01:10:09	You run. You run, baby.
01:10:11	Blast him!
01:10:14	- All right.
01:10:16	- You ready, hip hop?
01:10:18	- Come on, man! Let's move it up!
01:10:20	What are they doing here?
01:10:23	Oh, no, no,
01:10:25	We saw 'em that night at Roscoe's.
01:10:27	I apologized, bought 'em some
01:10:30	They fuckin' love T, man.
01:10:37	More important, man,
01:10:39	I'm sorry about what I said.
01:10:41	I was out of line. I was drunk,
01:10:45	Yeah, you know, whatever.
01:10:47	It was a... I don't know. We're better
01:10:52	All right, man.
01:10:54	- Roll up, bitch! Roll!
01:10:57	- Thanks, man.
01:10:59	I been hatin' myself
01:11:02	- That's all right. I keep it in the zone.
01:11:06	- Come on, Superman.
01:11:09	- Yo, Double Down, what time we leaving?
01:11:12	Hey, Mikey, you should call that
01:11:16	See if she wants to
01:11:35	Hey, Curt.
01:11:39	Aw, we got a line.
01:11:43	Hey, what's up, Lisa?
01:11:46	- Let's just take the front.
01:11:49	Come on, Mike.
01:11:57	Hey, hey, Tony.
01:11:59	- How you doin' tonight?
01:12:01	- What's goin' on?
01:12:04	- Not happening, man.
01:12:07	- All right.
01:12:09	Watch the steps.
01:12:26	And it's you and me and the
01:12:36	Hey, whadda ya say, man?
01:12:38	Hey, how's it goin'?
01:12:41	- Hey.
01:12:45	How you doin', Annie?
01:12:48	- Hey, sweetie.
01:12:50	- Raoul, what's up, man?
01:12:52	Keep the waters comin'.
01:12:55	My favorite watering hole
01:12:57	I said, hey, Moe
01:13:00	Where have you been
01:13:02	He said, I been found
01:13:06	Man, I know we gotta go
01:13:09	It's the same thing
01:13:11	But I don't think another drink
01:13:15	So I'll think about
01:13:20	And it's you and me and the bottle
01:13:22	Come on, Daddy,
01:13:41	Swing it, kid!
01:13:49	Yo! Bartender!
01:13:51	And Jack, oh, I know
01:13:55	That now's as good as any
01:14:00	- Hey, Scotty. - Yeah?
01:14:04	A gin and tonic sounds
01:14:09	Well, man, I know
01:14:11	It's the same thing
01:14:14	But I don't think another drink
01:14:17	So I'll think about
01:14:22	And it's you and me and the bottle
01:14:26	And it's you and me and the bottle
01:14:34	Okay!
01:14:36	- To ladies?
01:14:39	Gin time.
01:14:42	I don't know.
01:14:44	You called me? Well, who
01:14:49	It surprises me that you've never mentioned
01:14:52	- You never even mentioned me?
01:14:54	- I totally mentioned her... I totally mentioned you.
01:14:58	- Hi, Mike. How are you?
01:15:01	- When we... When we played football that day,
01:15:05	I don't remember you ever leaving long
01:15:08	This is what happened.
01:16:14	Excuse me.
01:16:33	- Hi.
01:16:36	- I'm, uh, I'm Mike.
01:16:39	- I'm Lorraine.
01:16:41	Yeah, yeah, the quiche.
01:16:46	I like quiche. How's that?
01:16:48	Yeah? Well, I thought real men
01:16:52	Yeah, well, uh, my reputation seems
01:16:56	You're not a real man?
01:16:59	Not lately, no.
01:17:02	Not funny, okay?
01:17:04	- You're fuckin' hurting feelings here.
01:17:06	- Oh. It's on.
01:17:14	I figured, they make movies in L.A.,
01:17:19	Just like that.
01:17:21	- Well, yeah. It wasn't that simple, but...
01:17:26	I left someone
01:17:28	Tell me about it.
01:17:30	- You too?
01:17:33	- Uh-huh.
01:17:35	- Oh. I thought I was gonna die.
01:17:38	It's been six months and I'm just
01:17:42	Wow, that's two more
01:17:44	- Tell me it gets better.
01:17:48	God bless him.
01:17:52	God bless that kid.
01:17:54	That's great, man.
01:17:57	What advantages, you mean?
01:17:59	Yeah. You said there are
01:18:02	I just wanna know
01:18:05	Well, exactly, it's like,
01:18:08	If you meet a girl in a bar and talk to her, you
01:18:13	What else?
01:18:15	What? You can do
01:18:18	You grow, go out, anything.
01:18:21	Like, if I met a handsome
01:18:24	I could just ask him to dance?
01:18:27	If the guy wanted to, yeah.
01:18:30	You don't think
01:18:32	Oh, yeah... No, I mean, he would
01:18:37	Sure. M-M-Maybe it's just that
01:18:41	Would you dance with me?
01:18:44	Okay.
01:18:50	Dude, check it out, dude.
01:18:53	- Dude, it's so fuckin' on, dude.
01:18:56	- Give it up for Mike.
01:18:58	- Dude, it's fucking on, dude!
01:19:01	- It's on. To you.
01:19:43	Thanks.
01:19:52	Go, daddy-o
01:19:56	Go, daddy-o
01:20:01	Go, daddy-o
01:20:41	Go!
01:21:14	Go, daddy-o
01:21:19	Go, daddy-o
01:21:23	Go, daddy-o
01:22:21	All right.
01:22:30	This is it.
01:22:34	Yeah.
01:22:36	- I had a... I had a great time tonight.
01:22:41	We should do it again
01:22:43	I'll be around.
01:22:45	That's not gonna be
01:22:47	I wanna make plans
01:22:52	I got a pen in my car.
01:22:54	- Uh, I mean, yeah.
01:22:57	Yeah. Yeah.
01:23:05	Ahh. Oh, you're a comedian.
01:23:08	- Yeah, and an actor. Kind of.
01:23:11	Can I come see you
01:23:13	If and when I get a real gig,
01:23:16	- How's that?
01:23:19	No, when I, uh, I lived in
01:23:22	like, uh, they were giving sitcoms
01:23:27	I been here six months,
01:23:36	Didn't you tell me that
01:23:40	Yeah, but entertainment law
01:23:44	Well, neither is acting,
01:23:49	- Yeah.
01:23:52	- Why? You like the duck with the cigar?
01:23:54	Yeah, it's the logo
01:23:57	- Nice touch.
01:24:00	You know, not one
01:24:03	- They all asked me why I got Donald Duck on my card.
01:24:07	At least it's not Goofy.
01:24:11	Well, I guess I should be getting home.
01:24:15	Yeah, sure. It's gettin'
01:24:18	Do you want me to drive you
01:24:22	- That's my hog right th...
01:24:24	No, I'm across the street. Yeah.
01:24:27	- Yeah? Which one?
01:24:30	- Yeah? Well, it suits you.
01:24:32	Okay.
01:25:04	Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that!
01:25:10	- Will you shut up?
01:25:13	There she is!
01:25:16	The wonderful lady. Right? Personality
01:25:21	Nothin' but smiles for me.
01:25:24	Dinner at the Apollo.
01:25:27	- See that? He's being funny.
01:25:29	I don't have to be liked by everyone. Some
01:25:33	- Darlin', I think everything looks absolutely wonderful.
01:25:36	- Oww! What the hell are you kickin' me for?
01:25:39	Fine, I'll ask her. Ma'am! Where do the
01:25:44	You were fuckin'
01:25:46	- Shh.
01:25:48	- The twirly-whirly...
01:25:52	I took a ballroom class
01:25:54	She's the only one I danced with
01:25:58	You are definitely good. Did you even
01:26:01	- Sorry, man.
01:26:04	- Definitely.
01:26:06	- Don't give me that shit. I think she likes you.
01:26:09	- I really do!
01:26:12	- I just didn't wanna do anything tonight.
01:26:15	- Wait three days before you call her.
01:26:17	- He should wait two days.
01:26:19	Shh! You know what?
01:26:22	He has it under control.
01:26:24	Well, I guess we don't have to
01:26:26	Our little baby's
01:26:28	- You know what?
01:26:31	- Our little baby's all "growns" up.
01:26:34	- I'm not even hungry.
01:26:37	Why do you have to make a major production
01:26:42	You know what... Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:26:45	Our little boy's
01:26:48	You know what, big boy?
01:26:52	Yeah! Dig that!
01:26:54	Is this a fuckin'
01:26:56	'Cause you're "growns" up and you're
01:26:59	- Jesus.
01:27:03	- Oh, God.
01:27:05	- I wouldn't eat here...
01:27:24	I like cake
01:27:26	And no mistake
01:27:28	But baby, if you insist
01:27:32	I'll cut out cake
01:27:35	Just for your sake
01:27:36	Baby, come on
01:27:54	Knock me a kiss
01:28:56	- Hello?
01:28:59	- Michelle?
01:29:06	- S-Six months.
01:29:10	Uh, fine, I guess.
01:29:13	- H-How are you?
01:29:18	I, um, I think about things.
01:29:21	- Yeah?
01:29:26	What kind of things?
01:29:28	You know, us.
01:29:31	- I thought you met someone else.
01:29:34	- I think about you every day.
01:29:38	I miss you, Mike.
01:29:41	Why didn't you call?
01:29:44	I don't know.
01:29:47	Do you know how hard it is
01:29:50	I mean, I pick up the phone every night,
01:29:53	- The Michelin commercial?
01:29:57	- One time I started to cry right in front of Pierre.
01:30:00	Th-That's his name, Pierre?
01:30:03	No, he's not. Listen, it's a whole other
01:30:07	I, um, I called 'cause I heard you
01:30:09	I, um, I called 'cause I heard you
01:30:11	- Yeah. Hang on a second.
01:30:17	- Hello?
01:30:19	- Lorraine!
01:30:21	- Yeah. Oh, hang on a second...
01:30:24	No, no. You hang on, okay?
01:30:27	Just hold on. Hello?
01:30:29	So I heard you might be
01:30:32	Yeah, I don't think that's going to be happening
01:30:36	Um, well, I'm going out of town
01:30:41	Can't you just talk to me
01:30:43	Look, there's somebody holding on the
01:30:45	I really want to catch up with you,
01:30:49	So just... Uh, I'm gonna call you back
01:30:51	- Okay?
01:30:53	- Is that okay?
01:30:55	- Really? You sure?
01:30:58	- All right, bye-bye.
01:31:00	- Hello?
01:31:03	- I would've called you back.
01:31:06	You know, I really could...
01:31:09	Anyway, I probably should have waited
01:31:12	But... God, I sound like such a schoolgirl.
01:31:15	It's at The Room.
01:31:17	And it's one of these Hollywood clubs
01:31:21	Uh, I don't understand why...
01:31:24	It's just
01:31:26	I just want to know
01:31:33	- So, uh, you hung up on which one?
01:31:36	- You hung up with your girlfriend.
01:31:39	- Oh, now she's your ex.
01:31:41	Yeah, right.
01:31:45	- You hung up with her?
01:31:50	- What'd she say when you called her back?
01:31:55	- You didn't call her back?
01:31:59	- Why not, Mike?
01:32:05	Didn't occur to you.
01:32:07	It didn't.
01:32:09	You been, uh, tearing yourself
01:32:15	Didn't occur to you?
01:32:19	No.
01:32:24	Well, Michael, I'll bite.
01:32:29	You know, man, I didn't understand
01:32:34	Then it hit me on the way over here,
01:32:37	It's just so simple.
01:32:39	- When you...
01:32:46	I'm getting vibe like
01:32:51	This girl's looking at me
01:32:54	- You don't recognize her?
01:32:56	I could've been out with Sue one night
01:32:59	No, I think I would
01:33:03	I don't think I've ever met her before.
01:33:07	She got a lot of confidence, man.
01:33:11	- Wow.
01:33:15	Mike, stop, stop.
01:33:17	She's playing a little game,
01:33:20	Come on, you little party girl.
01:33:23	You want to play fun little games? Come
01:33:27	- What are you doing?
01:33:31	She's smiling at me.
01:33:34	She don't know me. She doesn't
01:33:37	You little...
01:33:40	She's coming over, dude.
01:33:43	She's like the wild loony. But I threw,
01:33:47	You'll see.
01:33:49	- Shit.
01:33:52	We're going bye-bye now.
01:33:55	We're gonna go home,
01:34:07	So, um, so you
01:34:11	Or you didn't call her. Why didn't you
01:34:14	Why didn't you call her? Mike?
01:34:16	Mike?
01:34:18	I never cared much
01:34:21	Never winked back
01:34:25	But now that the stars
01:34:28	I'm beginnin'
01:34:31	And I never went in
01:34:35	Or candlelight
01:34:39	But now when you turn
01:34:42	I'm beginnin'
01:34:46	I used to ramble
01:34:50	Shadowboxin' in the dark
01:34:53	Then you came
01:34:56	That's a four-alarm fire now
01:35:00	I never made love
01:35:03	I never saw rainbows
01:35:07	But now that your lips
01:35:11	I'm beginnin'
01:35:14	I never cared much
01:35:18	I never winked back
01:35:21	But now that the stars
01:35:25	I'm beginnin'
01:35:28	And I never went in
01:35:32	Or candlelight
01:35:35	But now when you turn
01:35:39	I'm beginnin'
01:35:42	You know, I used to ramble
01:35:46	Shadowboxin' in the dark
01:35:50	Then you came
01:35:53	That's a four-alarm fire now
01:35:56	And I never made love
01:36:00	Never saw rainbows
01:36:04	But now that your lips
01:36:07	I'm beginnin'
01:36:10	Mm, to see the light

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