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00:00:41 The settlers in North America
00:00:49 They didn't have Xbox or LCD
00:01:05 Hello, everybody.
00:01:08 As you know,
00:01:12 And I would like to thank everyone
00:01:19 I want to thank Camilla for a great
00:01:26 I want to thank Anna
00:01:31 For letting me touch her fun bags.
00:01:37 I'll miss everyone.
00:01:42 Especially Staalberg and miss Tanner.
00:01:45 Miss Tanner, I'll miss you
00:01:50 Mikkel!
00:01:53 Thanks a lot, everyone!
00:01:58 Mikkel!
00:04:23 Thank you so much.
00:04:25 We're also looking forward to it.
00:04:32 We're being picked up
00:04:35 He sounded very nice.
00:04:38 We're getting off
00:04:59 We're changing our eating habits now.
00:05:03 No more McDonald's and junk food.
00:05:07 We're eating cured ham
00:05:13 We can pick berries and mushrooms.
00:05:32 It's probably a small place,
00:05:35 It's a good idea to behave
00:05:39 Don't you think so, Miksey?
00:05:42 Be a little sociable.
00:05:46 Are you listening when I talk to you?
00:05:50 Yes.
00:06:02 Do you need any help?
00:06:07 Yes.
00:06:10 It takes a bit of experience.
00:06:12 But with a bit of practice,
00:06:18 So if you need any more help,
00:06:22 -OK.
00:06:24 Remember,
00:06:28 -ls that your mom?
00:06:32 Miksey, two sweeteners for your mom!
00:07:25 Yo, que pasa.
00:07:45 -ls it far?
00:07:48 To where we're supposed to live.
00:07:52 No. If you look ahead,
00:08:00 That's our destination, in a way.
00:08:05 Can you see the red light
00:08:09 Pizza Palace!
00:08:12 It's the best place
00:08:17 But stay away from pizza number 7...
00:08:22 -Why?
00:08:25 Every time I eat that one,
00:08:35 Yes...
00:08:50 Home, sweet home.
00:08:57 There's the snow groomer.
00:09:00 -Have you ever driven a groomer?
00:09:06 -There's a first time for everything.
00:09:12 There.
00:09:24 I live in here.
00:09:36 All your stuff came yesterday.
00:09:39 Just knock on the wall
00:09:47 Yes.
00:09:51 If you need a ride tomorrow, Mikkel, -
00:09:55 -then I'm leaving at eight o'clock.
00:10:09 Eight o'clock son!
00:10:18 It's pretty cool, or what?
00:10:21 A bit retro, but cool.
00:10:27 Hope you like the apartment!
00:11:41 Everybody, this is Mikkel Nordskog.
00:11:45 From today on
00:11:49 Maybe you can tell us
00:11:54 My name is Mikkel.
00:11:59 I've been in high school
00:12:03 -And...
00:12:17 Well...
00:12:19 So I've got a job here,
00:12:27 Well, my mom got a job,
00:12:33 I haven't been many places here.
00:12:37 But it sure was a long bus ride...
00:12:40 Yes, sir.
00:12:43 Sit here.
00:12:47 I think we all should say welcome
00:12:55 Welcome, Mikkel...
00:12:58 Very good.
00:13:05 It's the poem "The old mountains"
00:13:10 And Samantha
00:13:15 The old mountains in the distance
00:13:19 Covered in an armament...
00:13:27 Hey, Oslo boy!
00:13:30 -Where?
00:13:33 -Do you snowboard or ski?
00:13:35 -Snowboard.
00:14:04 Are you ready?
00:14:08 Where are you going?
00:14:17 -If you want, you can go ahead.
00:14:21 I've got something planned
00:14:25 -I don't mind skiing with you.
00:14:31 OK.
00:15:22 Oslo boy!
00:15:46 -Are you OK?
00:16:04 Do you want a beer?
00:16:07 My mom's got
00:16:11 Hey, Gaute.
00:16:14 Mikkel.
00:16:18 Come on.
00:17:23 Hey you!
00:17:26 Do you want to join us
00:17:29 -Me?
00:17:33 We know where the good snow is.
00:17:39 Yes, OK.
00:18:24 Are you OK?
00:18:30 Welcome to Voss.
00:19:01 Fuck!!
00:19:24 What the hell...
00:19:27 Fucking shit.
00:19:39 Don't you think I know what
00:19:50 You know what Henrik Ibsen said?
00:19:52 The majority are always wrong.
00:19:55 So we don't give a fuck
00:20:00 So it's us...
00:20:04 Against the rest.
00:20:08 Us against the rest...
00:20:24 Hi!
00:20:28 I thought it was too bad
00:20:32 -When everything else here is so nice.
00:21:01 You're pairing up.
00:21:08 You two...
00:21:52 OK, partner.
00:21:55 -Let's do it again sometime.
00:22:02 Mikkel, do you mind cleaning up here?
00:22:49 Come on!
00:23:30 Mikkel,
00:23:34 Fucking shit!
00:23:35 -What is it with you?
00:23:40 What is it with you
00:23:44 Why did we have to move here?
00:23:50 I'll carry the bags upstairs.
00:24:21 Thanks a lot, mom.
00:24:25 Everything will be OK
00:24:28 It's a new spring.
00:24:33 What are you talking about?
00:24:36 It's going to be a little bad
00:24:39 You know I'm not usually wrong about
00:24:44 -Mom, can't we just get out of here?
00:25:33 -Hey, girleyboy.
00:25:37 -Girleyboy?
00:25:43 -How embarrassing?
00:25:46 Shut up...
00:25:54 Does everyone here get
00:25:58 -No.
00:26:07 Do you want me to show you around?
00:26:12 -Do you mean that?
00:26:14 Now?
00:26:19 OK...
00:26:25 -Have you ever driven a snowscooter?
00:27:12 It's so pretty here.
00:27:20 I guess everyone knows
00:27:26 Yes, it's a pretty small place.
00:27:30 I moved here myself nine years ago.
00:27:38 It took a while for me
00:27:42 Things seems strange
00:27:46 I think you'll like it in time.
00:27:52 Hey, don't look so depressed.
00:28:52 Shit... This is all wrong.
00:28:58 I can't...
00:29:08 You could...
00:30:18 What's up, guys?
00:30:26 What's up, Mikkel?
00:30:31 -If I where at the top with Nina?
00:30:35 I saw Nina driving down
00:30:37 I've been here all alone.
00:30:39 -Didn't I see you downtown with Nina?
00:30:46 Are you sure Aslak isn't your bitch?
00:30:57 You don't look at her.
00:31:02 Stay away from Nina and this slopes.
00:32:26 I'll get you down.
00:32:31 -Get on my back.
00:32:34 Don't be so damn stubborn.
00:32:38 -Forget it.
00:32:49 You know,
00:33:07 -Have you been doing this a lot?
00:33:18 Just make yourself at home.
00:33:33 Is that you?
00:33:35 Topanga Beach, California, Mikkel.
00:33:42 Here...
00:33:45 Sit down.
00:33:50 I didn't know
00:34:04 You can make me
00:34:08 I'm a nobody in this place
00:34:11 -You can make me good.
00:34:15 -What?
00:34:16 -You have no desire to be
00:34:23 No, that's the only thing I desire.
00:34:25 No, you want people to like you.
00:34:29 And you want to
00:34:37 You have to be yourself.
00:34:40 There's a strength
00:34:44 I've been myself the whole time.
00:34:47 I don't mind being
00:34:56 -But that's not what you need.
00:35:01 I don't want to coach you
00:35:06 One who doesn't
00:35:10 To hang loose...
00:35:12 Chill out...
00:35:17 Not this, but this...
00:35:29 Hey dude,
00:35:33 If it's so important being good,
00:36:14 Nina...
00:36:16 Nina!
00:36:19 -Don't follow me.
00:36:21 I can't talk to you, OK?
00:36:23 -You can't pretend nothing happened.
00:36:26 Come on.
00:36:31 You can't tell Gaute or anyone
00:36:34 What happened yesterday,
00:36:38 Gaute is my boyfriend, so just...
00:36:42 Stay away, OK?
00:36:47 I'll walk out first. And then
00:36:53 I can't meet you anymore.
00:37:17 Tommen!
00:37:21 -Tommen!
00:37:24 -My ecological children.
00:37:29 Sorry.
00:37:37 You have to make me
00:37:41 You know I've got the talent!
00:37:53 Tommen, you have to be my coach.
00:37:56 Please! Gaute beat me up. Nina
00:38:12 Fucking ey!
00:38:16 You have to be my coach, Tommen.
00:38:23 Tommen,
00:38:29 -Tommen!
00:38:42 My way of training
00:38:47 So we have to make a deal.
00:38:52 Fine.
00:38:55 You have to do
00:39:00 Even if you don't like it,
00:39:06 -Are you with me?
00:39:10 Great.
00:39:18 Here.
00:39:22 We'll start early tomorrow.
00:40:04 There's lots of places
00:40:08 When you're walking uphill,
00:40:15 What's that?
00:40:17 Things are going upwards.
00:40:20 Things are going upwards...
00:40:42 This is the reason
00:40:49 I don't care about the pearly gates,
00:40:58 This is the real heaven.
00:41:02 If this is heaven,
00:41:13 Hey, I don't know
00:41:17 But you have to be yourself.
00:41:23 Don't make yourself so small that
00:41:26 -just to think you are somebody.
00:41:32 It's all about balance.
00:41:35 Both in your life and on the board.
00:41:39 -Do you have balance in your life?
00:41:44 But I try to have.
00:42:07 Tommen, is this a test or something?
00:42:12 It'll be fine. Focus. Visualize.
00:42:19 -Have balance.
00:42:24 Mikkel...
00:42:27 No negative thoughts now.
00:42:33 Please!
00:42:36 All right.
00:42:45 Concentration.
00:44:10 Ready for another go?
00:44:14 Do you know
00:44:18 Well...
00:44:25 -And have control?
00:44:28 No.
00:44:32 It's about dealing with unforeseen
00:44:44 You're taking the bus to Killingmo
00:44:49 -Did mom put you up to this?
00:44:53 -You didn't foresee that.
00:44:56 I need more mixed nuts.
00:45:01 And it's part of the training.
00:45:06 Alfalfa sprouts,
00:45:10 Ecological tomatoes.
00:45:16 Mikkel, you have to stand upright
00:45:21 With your legs planted
00:45:25 And it's not allowed
00:45:29 -Yeah right!
00:46:39 Hey, Mikkel! I heard you've been
00:46:47 If you're ride with crazy-ass
00:46:57 Why don't you sign up for
00:47:03 And let psycho-Tommen
00:47:07 Freerider man...
00:47:12 Well, well...
00:47:18 Or, like John J. Rambo used to say:
00:47:21 To survive war
00:47:25 Write that down.
00:47:50 It would be cool to find out
00:47:53 Up here it's not much to measure
00:47:58 What are you trying to tell me?
00:48:02 Why not sign up for the jumping
00:48:05 -No way!
00:48:09 If you choose the competition,
00:48:14 I'm not a competitive person.
00:48:18 I'm a freerider. Got it!
00:48:21 And now we're riding down
00:49:55 There's Venus.
00:50:00 It's now in conjuncture with Uranus.
00:50:05 It means that you, a Cancer,
00:50:14 -OK.
00:52:48 How do you sign up to
00:52:52 Don't kid yourself.
00:52:56 You better worry about yourself.
00:52:59 What's going on here?
00:53:03 Mikkel is going to Hemsedal.
00:53:07 He thinks
00:53:09 -Do you mean that?
00:53:12 -Are you coming?
00:53:18 I've got a registration form
00:53:25 -Yeah.
00:53:28 Cool.
00:53:32 Nina!
00:53:42 -Aren't we in a hurry?
00:53:51 Are you sure you want this?
00:53:55 -Yeah, I'm sure.
00:54:03 Cool. Good luck.
00:54:10 Well, this was really pleasant.
00:54:49 Oh shit!
00:54:57 Thank you.
00:55:00 Nice try.
00:55:05 -Tommen...
00:55:09 -It's just to pull back...
00:55:14 -What?
00:55:26 On day one
00:55:33 I'm not taking part
00:55:37 It's against everything I've stood
00:55:42 -But...
00:55:44 That you were, or wanted to be,
00:55:48 But no, you weren't.
00:55:51 I had to!
00:55:53 It was either that, or
00:55:57 Competitions are fucking shit!
00:56:00 It doesn't matter who wins or loses!
00:56:05 -It doesn't matter!
00:56:12 You haven't understood shit, Mikkel.
00:56:23 Our little training program
00:57:22 Hey!
00:57:25 I've waited for you.
00:57:30 -Yes.
00:57:35 My turn?
00:57:51 Mikkel...
00:57:55 I've got the meeting times
00:58:01 And one more thing...
00:58:04 When you jump from the big jump,
00:58:11 You'll break
00:58:16 So regardless of how you'll do
00:58:21 You'll get beaten up every week.
00:58:25 I'll spend all my time
00:58:29 You made a move on the wrong girl,
00:58:33 When I'm done with you, no-one
00:58:38 Then you're free to sit in Psycho-
00:58:44 Do you understand? Because nobody will
00:58:56 Let's see how you handle pressure.
00:59:01 You're up.
00:59:16 Great, Mikkel.
00:59:22 Mikkel...
00:59:30 -They're just messing with you.
00:59:34 -Do you think Gaute is your friend?
00:59:39 Do you think it's so easy for me?
00:59:41 That's because you're too chicken
00:59:45 You have ruined
00:59:48 Because you don't have
00:59:50 I've got nothing anymore.
00:59:55 Don't you want to play anymore,
01:00:06 What a jerk you are.
01:00:20 That's the walk of a hero!
01:00:36 Nice shoes dude...
01:00:41 Gaute and that crowd...
01:00:47 I thought I'd become a part of them.
01:00:50 I'm such an idiot.
01:00:52 Welcome to the club...
01:01:01 Look at this gang.
01:01:06 Topanga Beach,
01:01:11 That was my girlfriend.
01:01:16 Roxanne.
01:01:19 And that dude there...
01:01:26 He was my best friend.
01:01:33 But one fine day, as they say,
01:01:40 And became the girlfriend of...
01:01:44 Axel.
01:01:47 Shit!
01:01:49 Shit man,
01:01:58 What happened?
01:02:02 Lost love, Mikkel.
01:02:15 I know that...
01:02:18 If I don't join that competition,
01:02:27 I have to prove to Nina that
01:02:33 That I'm a cool guy.
01:02:36 Regardless if I break
01:02:44 I'll know
01:03:20 Hurry up, so we can take off.
01:03:26 Mom!
01:03:29 -What is it?
01:03:36 Didn't the school arrange with buses?
01:03:40 I don't want to ride the bloody bus
01:03:44 Even if you are having a hard time,
01:03:51 But you have to take me to Hemsedal.
01:03:56 What do you want me to do with that?
01:04:11 Who would have thought that you would
01:04:19 Relax.
01:04:37 -Can't you drive any faster?
01:04:41 It's better to get there
01:04:45 I've heard that one before.
01:05:04 Welcome to Flying Aces big jump
01:05:29 We've got
01:05:34 Each jumper's two best jumps counts
01:05:48 Mikkel Nordskog?
01:05:52 It's for insurance.
01:05:57 Have you ever jumped
01:06:00 Yes.
01:06:04 We're ready for last year's winner,
01:06:31 Beautiful! A great jump by Gaute!
01:06:46 -Do you think Gaute will win again?
01:06:52 -That's what he himself thinks.
01:06:58 What do you think?
01:07:00 We're ready for another contestant.
01:07:02 He's from
01:07:06 Give a big hand to Mikkel Nordskog!
01:07:42 Mikkel's hand was down.
01:08:44 Unlucky landing there!
01:08:50 Now we're ready for
01:09:10 "I've borrowed your car
01:09:17 We're now ready for
01:09:44 What a backflip by Mikkel!
01:09:49 At last
01:09:54 This will take him
01:10:04 The crowd is obviously impressed!
01:10:21 Gaute Aas is now
01:10:39 A very fine jump by Gaute!
01:10:44 Oops!
01:10:50 Sorry, Mikkel.
01:10:53 I promise.
01:10:56 -Where does it hurt?
01:10:58 Let's hope Mikkel is OK...
01:11:02 -Here we see what happened...
01:11:09 Mikkel!
01:11:16 I'm coming!
01:11:19 Fucking bastard...
01:11:23 Come on...
01:11:29 Come on, come on!
01:11:51 -You can't continue today.
01:11:55 -I knew it...
01:12:01 Regardless, I'm very proud of you.
01:12:06 I think you should report that
01:12:11 I'm right outside
01:12:16 Now we're ready for the final!
01:13:21 Almost perfect.
01:13:28 We've come to the last contestant
01:13:40 Gaute has been outstanding all day.
01:13:43 If he does well,
01:13:48 -for the third time running.
01:13:51 Satan's brew...
01:14:10 Insane!
01:14:15 Mikkel Nordskog is jumping!
01:14:18 -His mom just said he can't jump.
01:14:27 The winner of Hemesdal Flying Aces:
01:14:43 Mikey-boy...
01:14:47 I fell asleep before I told you
01:14:57 Roxanne, the love of my life.
01:15:01 When Rox the Fox decided
01:15:06 -I left Malibu.
01:15:11 What are you trying to say?
01:15:15 -Don't bail out.
01:15:18 What you feel in your leg, will pass.
01:15:23 But what I feel here,
01:15:36 We've just heard that Mikkel Nordskog
01:15:47 That's ridiculous.
01:15:51 You can't go back on that.
01:16:01 Mikkel Nordskog...
01:16:23 Fuck!
01:17:55 Mikkel Nordskog,
01:17:58 He does a switch one-foot backflip!
01:18:24 Ladies and gentlemen, the winner
01:19:32 "Gewinnen..."
01:19:37 "lst..."
01:19:45 "Alles."
01:19:49 That's a Beckenbauer quote. Franz
01:19:54 Hello everybody,
01:19:59 I just want to thank everyone
01:20:03 Thank you!
01:20:07 It wasn't easy for me
01:20:11 -I know everyone didn't like me...
01:20:15 I also found out
01:20:19 But many thanks to those
01:20:23 Because you made me
01:20:28 But I just want to say something
01:20:36 Nina, if you hear me:
01:20:38 Excuse me for not seeing that you
01:20:44 I was an idiot
01:20:49 You're great. I would do anything to
01:20:57 And without you having to
01:21:01 Nina, I'm in love
01:21:13 So kiss me, then.
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