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Sword In The Stone The en
00:01:44	A legend is sung
00:01:47	Of when England was young
00:01:50	And knights
00:01:56	The good king had died
00:01:59	And no one could decide
00:02:02	Who was rightful heir
00:02:10	It seemed that the land
00:02:12	Would be torn by war
00:02:16	Or saved by a miracle alone
00:02:24	And that miracle appeared
00:02:28	In London town
00:02:36	The sword
00:02:39	In the stone
00:02:48	And below the hilt
00:02:51	were written these words:
00:02:54	"Whoso pulleth out this sword
00:02:58	is rightwise king
00:03:02	Though many tried for the sword
00:03:05	none could move the sword
00:03:09	So the miracle
00:03:12	And England was still
00:03:15	And in time, the marvellous sword
00:03:24	This was a dark age...
00:03:27	without law
00:03:31	Men lived in fear
00:03:34	for the strong
00:04:07	A dark age indeed!
00:04:10	Age of inconvenience.
00:04:13	No plumbing...
00:04:16	no electricity...
00:04:18	no nothing!
00:04:22	Oh, hang it all!
00:04:24	Hang it all!
00:04:30	Oh, now what?
00:04:32	Leave, leave off!
00:04:34	Oh, you, you, you
00:04:40	Everything complicated.
00:04:42	One big medieval mess.
00:04:53	Now, uh, let me see.
00:04:56	He should be here in,
00:04:59	Who? Who? I'd like
00:05:04	I told you, Archimedes.
00:05:07	All I know is that someone will
00:05:11	Oh, pinfeathers!
00:05:12	Fate will direct him to me
00:05:15	may guide him to his rightful
00:05:18	Huh! And-And you say he will
00:05:23	Ha! Well, we'll just see.
00:05:27	And you will, Archimedes.
00:05:29	Ow!
00:05:32	He'll be, uh, a boy.
00:05:35	Small boy.
00:05:38	Eleven, twelve years old.
00:05:42	And a scrawny little fellow.
00:05:47	Oh, no, no, no.
00:05:50	Surely not. Why, that big lad
00:05:53	Ah. There he is.
00:05:56	The scrawny little
00:05:59	He's a regular
00:06:01	Look at him go.
00:06:04	And where... where would you
00:06:08	I am not guessing,
00:06:11	I know where he is!
00:06:14	Less than a mile from here
00:06:19	And right on schedule,
00:06:24	- Quiet, Wart.
00:06:28	And nobody asked you to
00:06:32	- I'm not even movin'.
00:06:36	Aha! Here we go.
00:06:40	Oh, what a set-up.
00:06:43	Right smack through
00:06:49	Whoa. What? Oh!
00:06:52	Why, you clumsy,
00:06:55	Oh, Kay, please, I'm sorry.
00:06:59	If I ever...
00:07:02	If I ever get my hands on,
00:07:04	your scrawny little neck,
00:07:07	I'll get the arrow, Kay.
00:07:14	Don't tell me you're
00:07:17	Why, it's swarming with wolves.
00:07:19	I'm not afraid.
00:07:22	Well, go ahead.
00:07:25	Go on, go on.
00:07:55	There it is.
00:08:24	Whoa! What... Oh!
00:08:30	Well.
00:08:32	So, you, you did drop in
00:08:36	Oh, you are a bit late,
00:08:39	- Oh, I, I am?
00:08:43	Now, my name is Merlin.
00:08:47	Come, come,
00:08:49	Oh, my name's Arthur,
00:08:52	Oh.
00:08:54	Oh, what a perfect
00:08:57	Stuff...
00:09:00	He's alive and he talks.
00:09:02	And certainly a great deal
00:09:06	Oh, come, Archimedes.
00:09:09	I, I want you
00:09:12	Now, you must forgive him.
00:09:15	Boy? Boy?
00:09:20	- Oh, I'm sorry that l...
00:09:24	He's much too sensitive.
00:09:26	Sensitive? Huh?
00:09:28	- Oh, well.
00:09:31	Oh, th-that you would
00:09:33	Well, I happen to be
00:09:37	A prognosticator. I have
00:09:42	Centuries into the future!
00:09:46	I, I've even been there, lad.
00:09:50	They're, they're only plans and
00:09:54	Now, this for instance
00:10:05	There she goes.
00:10:13	Now, that won't be invented
00:10:16	Oh. You mean you can see
00:10:20	Yes, everything.
00:10:22	Uh-uh, uh-uh.
00:10:24	Uh... No, no,
00:10:28	I, uh, I admit I didn't know
00:10:32	But as you can see...
00:10:34	I figured the exact place.
00:10:38	You're very clever, sir.
00:10:41	Yes. Well, never mind
00:10:43	Just, uh, plain Merlin will do.
00:10:47	Now, would, would you
00:10:49	Oh, yes, I would, please.
00:10:51	All right. Sugar. Sugar?
00:10:58	No, no, manners, manners, manners!
00:11:04	All right.
00:11:06	When!
00:11:09	- Have you had any schooling?
00:11:13	I'm training to be a squire.
00:11:18	and jousting
00:11:20	Oh, yes, yes, very good.
00:11:23	No, no, no, l...
00:11:27	Mathematics. History.
00:11:31	English. Latin. French.
00:11:34	No. When! When!
00:11:39	Impudent piece of crockery.
00:11:45	Boy, now, you can't...
00:11:53	You can't grow up without
00:11:57	Oh, I suppose not, sir...
00:12:00	So, I am going to be
00:12:03	But I've got to get back to the castle.
00:12:06	Oh, well.
00:12:09	We'll pack and
00:12:12	You... You watch now.
00:12:18	Higitus figitus
00:12:23	I want your attention,
00:12:27	We're packing to leave.
00:12:30	No, no, not you. Books are
00:12:37	Hockety pockety wockety whack
00:12:41	Shrink in size very small
00:12:45	Higitus figitus migitus mum
00:12:56	Alika fez, balika zez
00:13:00	Hockety pockety wockety...
00:13:03	Now, stop, stop, stop, stop!
00:13:06	See here, sugar bowl.
00:13:10	Now. Now, all right.
00:13:13	Ah, let's start... Eh...
00:13:16	- Uh, hock-hockety pockety?
00:13:20	Hockety pockety wockety wack
00:13:24	Be with you in just a minute, son.
00:13:31	You, you, you
00:13:34	Hey, easy there.
00:13:37	Dum doodly doodly doodly dum
00:13:40	Higitus figitus migitus mum
00:13:44	Higitus figitus migitus mum
00:13:48	- Ha, ha!
00:13:52	Well... Well, now,
00:13:55	How else would you get all this stuff
00:13:59	- Oh, but I think it's wonderful!
00:14:01	Yes, it is rather.
00:14:05	don't, don't you get any foolish ideas
00:14:11	- Because it won't!
00:14:14	Oh, bah, everybody's got problems.
00:14:20	Oh, blast it all!
00:14:30	See, that's the trouble
00:14:34	Everybody butting their heads against a
00:14:39	Do you want to be
00:14:41	- I don't have any muscle.
00:14:45	Oh, I suppose I,
00:14:47	Aha. There, you see. Well, that's
00:14:51	Knowledge, wisdom. There's
00:14:54	That's the thing.
00:14:59	So, first thing tomorrow morning,
00:15:02	Eight hours a day. We'll have six hours
00:15:07	But l... I don't have the time.
00:15:12	Uh, page duties? Ha!
00:15:18	Ah, well, we'll change all that.
00:15:22	Well, yes, sir.
00:15:25	How do you ever expect
00:15:29	Even in these bungling,
00:15:32	you have got to know
00:15:36	Ye... Yes, sir.
00:15:38	Yes, of course. So, you must
00:15:42	You've got to find a direction.
00:15:47	Now, by the by, what direction
00:15:51	I think it's north.
00:15:53	Oh, oh.
00:15:57	All right, then we better get
00:15:59	Pick it up.
00:16:27	Yo-ho, the devil take it!
00:16:32	Anyone's got better sense
00:16:37	You had no business
00:16:39	Look, Dad, I'm not
00:16:44	Well, blast it all, I am.
00:16:46	After all, I, I took him in,
00:16:50	Being his foster father,
00:16:55	Whoop.
00:17:00	Tiger! Talbot! Off with you.
00:17:04	What's the big idea of
00:17:06	and worrying the living
00:17:09	- I'm sorry, sir.
00:17:11	That's four demerits.
00:17:15	Eh, report to the cook!
00:17:17	- But, sir, I'd like you to meet...
00:17:21	Well, yes, you've got to keep a tight
00:17:25	Need strict rules.
00:17:29	And I most certainly agree.
00:17:32	Who are you and...
00:17:36	Uh, my name is Merlin.
00:17:40	A highly educated owl.
00:17:43	Educated owl?
00:17:48	Say. Hey, I know.
00:17:51	You've got him under a spell,
00:17:55	The name is Merlin.
00:17:59	And I happen to be the world's
00:18:05	Come off it, man.
00:18:08	All right.
00:18:11	Higitus figitus migitus moe...
00:18:14	wind and snow
00:18:20	What the devil
00:18:22	And that is what I call
00:18:28	Hey, Kay, would
00:18:30	An indoor blizzard.
00:18:33	So what?
00:18:36	All right, Marvin. Turn her off.
00:18:41	Alakazam!
00:18:45	I, uh... I hope you don't go in
00:18:50	Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:18:52	Never touch the stuff. No.
00:18:54	My magic is used mainly
00:19:01	In fact, that is why
00:19:03	I have come
00:19:06	Oh, no, you don't.
00:19:08	I'm running this place. And if you think
00:19:12	you'd better pack up your bag
00:19:16	Wha... Well, by Jove.
00:19:19	Hey, he's gone.
00:19:20	Hm-mmm. Good riddance.
00:19:23	I'm gone, but then,
00:19:28	So, if I do leave...
00:19:30	you could never be sure
00:19:34	Well, uh...
00:19:37	Well, I must say, you...
00:19:42	Yes. Well, you win. You're
00:19:46	Thank you.
00:19:48	Very generous, I must say.
00:19:51	Well, uh, all we can offer
00:19:55	Hard times,
00:19:58	We'll put you up
00:20:00	That's the guest room.
00:20:03	but in this blazing hot weather,
00:20:07	Oh, yes.
00:20:10	So just make yourself
00:20:13	Marvin, Marvin,
00:20:32	Best room in the house!
00:20:34	Guest room!
00:20:38	But if he thinks that he can get rid of
00:20:43	- I'm sticking it out.
00:20:48	No, not on your life.
00:20:50	That boy's got to have an education.
00:20:54	Well, you may be right.
00:20:56	A skinny kid like that would make
00:21:04	Something tells me that
00:21:17	- Who goes there?
00:21:19	It's Pelinore, dash it all!
00:21:22	I've got big news from London.
00:21:26	Come on, man.
00:21:39	Oh, big news, eh?
00:21:43	They can't wait for
00:21:48	1,200 years.
00:21:50	Archimedes, would you mind
00:21:53	Not interested!
00:21:55	Oh, come, come, come, come now.
00:21:59	No! No, no, no!
00:22:02	Archimedes! I'll turn you
00:22:06	- Hmph! You wouldn't dare!
00:22:09	Well, all right, all right.
00:22:12	All right.
00:22:16	Just like magic.
00:22:29	Pelinore!
00:22:32	Pelinore.
00:22:34	Greetings, old boy. And what's
00:22:38	Big news. Really big news.
00:22:41	Sit down, man,
00:22:44	They're having a big tournament
00:22:48	Oh, that's not news,
00:22:51	Yeah, but, Ector... Ector, here's
00:22:56	To the winner of this tournament
00:23:03	You mean... You mean
00:23:07	King of all England.
00:23:12	- Kay, lad, did you hear that?
00:23:16	Yes, and you can win it, boy,
00:23:20	And we'll have you knighted by Christmas
00:23:24	Sure. Why not? Why not?
00:23:27	Wart, lad, how'd you
00:23:30	- Oh, Sir Ector, you mean it?
00:23:34	Oh, I will, sir.
00:23:39	I don't want the Wart
00:23:43	Here's to London!
00:23:46	And here's to the banner
00:23:50	- Cheers!
00:24:09	Charge!
00:24:11	Weight forward!
00:24:14	Steady, boy. Steady!
00:24:16	Steady with the lance!
00:24:19	Hit him clean!
00:24:21	No, no, no!
00:24:28	Heads up!
00:24:34	Ar-Ar-Archimedes. Archimedes,
00:24:38	In a tumble-down old tower...
00:24:40	in the most miserable old castle
00:24:44	C-Castle? Castle?
00:24:47	Don't you even
00:24:49	Uh, the boy?
00:24:51	Can't you remember
00:24:54	- Oh, now, just a moment. L...
00:24:57	- Oh.
00:25:01	Weight forward
00:25:05	You keep losing your grip.
00:25:08	It's not a mere matter
00:25:11	Jousting is, uh, uh,
00:25:14	It... It's a highly
00:25:18	Science, indeed.
00:25:20	One dummy trying to knock off
00:25:24	And the Wart's just as hot
00:25:27	He certainly is. That boy's
00:25:32	Throws himself heart and soul
00:25:35	That's really worth something if it can
00:25:39	Ha-ha.
00:25:42	Oh, I plan to cheat,
00:25:46	Use magic. Every last trick
00:26:01	I'd give anything to go riding
00:26:04	slaying dragons and griffins
00:26:08	Well, won't you?
00:26:11	Oh. No. You see.
00:26:13	I'm an orphan, and a knight
00:26:16	I only hope I'm worthy
00:26:19	That's a big job too,
00:26:21	Oh, indeed, yes, yes.
00:26:27	Well, now then. When I said
00:26:31	I really meant as a fish.
00:26:33	You mean you can turn
00:26:37	After all, I happen
00:26:40	- Could you turn me into a fish?
00:26:43	Can you imagine yourself
00:26:45	Oh, that's easy.
00:26:49	Oh. Well, good. Then I think
00:26:57	Archimedes, what, what
00:27:03	- Who? Who? What? What? What?
00:27:07	Hmm? Fish? Latin?
00:27:09	Oh, uh.
00:27:11	Aquarius aquaticus aqualitus.
00:27:15	And-And now if you don't mind...
00:27:17	I say good day to the both
00:27:22	When he stays out all night...
00:27:24	he's always grumpy
00:27:27	- Then he must stay out every night.
00:27:30	Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, I say,
00:27:34	Who? What? What?
00:27:37	All right, boy. All set.
00:27:39	Aquarius aquaticus
00:27:42	Aqua digi tarium.
00:27:49	Merlin, am I a fish?
00:27:51	Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
00:27:54	but if you don't stop that
00:27:56	and get in the water,
00:28:02	Now, now, stay right here in the tules
00:28:20	Oh.
00:28:22	So you thought you could take
00:28:30	Well, I am a fish,
00:28:33	You merely look
00:28:35	That doesn't mean that you can swim like
00:28:40	So, you'll have to use your,
00:28:44	You are living between
00:28:47	Somewhere between the ceiling
00:28:53	Now, there, there's lots
00:28:55	like-like, uh,
00:28:58	- Helicopter?
00:29:01	Oh. No, never mind.
00:29:04	Every flick of a fin
00:29:08	So, first we'll start
00:29:13	No, no, boy.
00:29:20	Now, now, that gives you
00:29:23	Come on. Let's get a rhythm.
00:29:26	Right, left. One, two.
00:29:29	Left and right
00:29:33	That's what makes
00:29:36	In and out
00:29:40	That's what makes
00:29:44	For every up
00:29:47	- For every square
00:29:49	Yes.
00:29:52	- There is a low?
00:29:54	- And for every to...
00:29:57	Yes, fro.
00:30:01	That's what makes
00:30:04	In and out
00:30:08	- Merlin! Merlin!
00:30:09	- I swallowed a bug!
00:30:13	After all, my boy, you are
00:30:17	- But you said I had no instinct.
00:30:20	Oh. Oh, I did. Well, th-that's
00:30:23	But the main thing
00:30:26	Set your sights
00:30:29	Don't be a mediocrity
00:30:32	- Mediocrity?
00:30:34	Don't just wait
00:30:37	And say that's how
00:30:40	It's up to you
00:30:43	If you don't try
00:30:46	And so, my lad
00:30:49	Nothing ventured
00:31:05	Let's, let's swim through that
00:31:18	Oh. Oh,
00:31:21	Me too.
00:31:25	For every stop
00:31:28	And that's what makes
00:31:31	Oh, let go,
00:31:35	Oh, you big,
00:31:38	Who, me?
00:31:40	Oh, here, here, here,
00:31:42	There's no sense in going
00:31:46	A fish has plenty of other
00:31:49	The water world has its
00:31:52	So it has its tigers and
00:31:57	That's what makes
00:32:00	You see, my boy
00:32:02	Upon the weak
00:32:05	In human life
00:32:08	The strong will try
00:32:11	And that is what
00:32:13	Unless you use
00:32:16	Brains and brawn
00:32:18	- Help, Merlin! Help! Help!
00:32:22	Jehoshaphat!
00:32:24	Oh!
00:32:31	- Quick, Merlin, the magic!
00:32:34	You're on your own, lad.
00:32:37	Wha-What point?
00:32:39	He's the brawn and you're the brain.
00:32:43	You use your head.
00:32:49	Smart move, lad!
00:33:35	- Bravo, boy! Great strategy!
00:33:38	D-D-Did you get the point?
00:33:41	Yes, yes, brain over brawn.
00:33:43	Okay, lad, I'll fix the big
00:33:45	No, no. Hocus pocus...
00:33:50	Merlin!
00:33:54	Now what? Oh, it's,
00:33:58	- Wh-Wh-What in b-blazes!
00:34:04	Ouch!
00:34:13	Help!
00:34:19	Archimedes!
00:34:21	Help!
00:34:50	What in thunder is a monster
00:34:53	By George, l-l-l... I'll, I'll...
00:34:58	- Merlin!
00:35:01	Snick snack snorum!
00:35:03	How in the world did you ever
00:35:07	That, that big fish almost swallowed me
00:35:12	Well, by Jo...
00:35:17	I did nothing of the sort!
00:35:20	I intended to eat him.
00:35:22	Young perch is my favourite dish.
00:35:25	Oh.
00:35:29	- Do you believe that, Wart?
00:35:31	Wart. Wart!
00:35:34	I've gotta go. Thank you,
00:35:37	- And, Archimedes, I, l...
00:35:40	Wart! Where are you, Wart?
00:35:42	Coming!
00:35:44	Now, Archimedes.
00:35:47	Why would you half-drown
00:35:52	And after such
00:35:54	Pinfeathers and gully fluff!
00:35:59	We were doing fine
00:36:01	Then along comes this huge pike
00:36:06	Oh, turn him off, Dad.
00:36:08	He was a monster!
00:36:11	- And, boy, that's the biggest
00:36:16	That's three demerits for being late
00:36:21	Now, hop into the kitchen!
00:36:23	I told you the Wart
00:36:26	Yes, well, he's either
00:36:29	there's something mighty
00:36:33	For every high
00:36:36	For every to
00:36:40	To and fro
00:36:43	That's what makes
00:36:48	- Oh, it's you, Merlin, sir.
00:36:51	Now, have you ever
00:36:56	Well, no, I don't suppose.
00:36:57	Well, now, there is
00:37:01	with enormous problems.
00:37:03	How he has survived
00:37:07	is one of nature's
00:37:10	His life is hazardous.
00:37:12	Downright dangerous.
00:37:14	Uh, would you
00:37:17	- Oh, no, I'd better not.
00:37:20	It's, uh, too dangerous
00:37:24	Oh, no, it's not that.
00:37:26	It's just that I've got six
00:37:29	What a mess!
00:37:31	What a medieval muddle.
00:37:35	Start an assembly-line system.
00:37:39	All right now. One and a-two
00:37:50	Higitus figitus migitus mum
00:37:58	- But I'm supposed to do it.
00:38:01	Who cares as long
00:38:09	Rubbedy scrubbedy
00:38:11	Sweepety flow
00:38:16	Come on, son.
00:38:35	Wart. Wart!
00:38:39	Wart. Now, take it easy.
00:38:42	Wart! Oh, no, boy!
00:38:45	- Wart!
00:38:48	Now, what did I tell you?
00:38:52	Well, I made it,
00:38:55	Yes, yes, you made it.
00:39:00	Now, first thing...
00:39:02	you start with
00:39:05	Gauge the distance carefully.
00:39:07	And... Oh!
00:39:11	Now, there, you see?
00:39:14	So, don't take gravity too lightly
00:39:18	- What's gravity?
00:39:22	Oh, like a stumble
00:39:24	Yes, it's like a stumble
00:39:29	The, the phenomenon that any two
00:39:33	if free to move, will be
00:39:53	- Merlin, how will we get by?
00:39:55	Oh. Oh, well, I, I suppose we
00:40:04	Go on, go on.
00:40:10	Well, l... I, I, I guess
00:40:14	That's a girl squirrel, that,
00:40:28	- She sure acts funny.
00:40:31	Why?
00:40:34	Yes, well, well, well,
00:40:36	But I'm afraid there's
00:40:39	Here, here, now.
00:40:43	Yeah, me too.
00:40:47	Merlin! Merlin!
00:40:49	You're on your own, lad. I'm afraid
00:40:55	Look, I'm, I'm not a boy.
00:40:57	I'm not a squirrel.
00:41:00	A human boy.
00:41:04	Oh, leave me alone!
00:41:09	Merlin, what'll I do?
00:41:15	Well, I'm, I'm afraid
00:41:17	Well, when a girl squirrel
00:41:21	- But I won't be a squirrel tomorrow.
00:41:24	She only knows one simple fact.
00:41:31	- That's a natural phenomenon.
00:41:34	Well, it's the, the, uh...
00:41:38	It's a state of being
00:41:41	It's a most
00:41:44	And to every being of every kind
00:41:49	You're wasting time
00:41:52	You'll find
00:41:55	The more
00:41:58	Her him has got to be you
00:42:01	Now leave me alone!
00:42:04	It's a rough game
00:42:06	Go away!
00:42:09	There are no rules
00:42:12	There's no logical
00:42:15	For this discombooberation
00:42:18	It's a most bemuddling
00:42:27	Oh! Who? Who? What... What...
00:42:29	Now, go on. Shoo!
00:42:32	Skedaddle!
00:42:59	You... You... You... You...
00:43:05	She's gaining on you, Wart.
00:43:09	There's no sensible
00:43:11	For this discombooberation
00:43:14	It's a most hodge-podgical
00:43:17	Most confusiling
00:43:19	Most bemuddling
00:43:23	Thing
00:43:29	Really, now, Miss, uh...
00:43:34	You, you, you've made a mistake.
00:43:37	Please, you...
00:43:43	Now, look here.
00:43:47	I, I mean, I'm...
00:43:50	No, that's not what... No!
00:43:54	No. I'm, I'm,
00:43:57	No!
00:43:59	I'm an old man.
00:44:02	An old human.
00:44:04	Understand?
00:44:09	Oh, hang it all.
00:44:13	Shoo, shoo.
00:44:20	Impossible. Impossible!
00:44:26	Ooh, confound it!
00:44:28	Confound it all!
00:44:31	Merlin, I'm tired of being a squirrel.
00:44:36	Oh, you've got trouble?
00:44:41	One side, lad.
00:44:44	Whoa, what...
00:44:47	Help!
00:44:53	Oh, no!
00:45:45	By George!
00:45:50	I've had enough
00:45:54	Alakazam!
00:45:59	There. You see? I'm an ugly,
00:46:11	- Merlin!
00:46:14	- So, here we are.
00:46:17	Snick snack snorum.
00:46:22	There. Now you see?
00:46:28	I tried to tell you.
00:46:31	A human boy.
00:46:34	Oh, if you could only understand.
00:46:47	Ah, you know, lad...
00:46:49	that love business
00:46:55	Greater than gravity?
00:46:57	Well, yes, boy,
00:47:02	Yes, I'd say it's
00:47:15	Oh, Ector!
00:47:17	Ector! Sir Ector! The kitchen!
00:47:21	- Hold it, son! Hold it.
00:47:24	Kay! Hold on, I say!
00:47:27	Stop!
00:47:31	Oh. Now, what's
00:47:35	Oh, the kitchen,
00:47:38	- Huh?
00:47:40	Oh, I bet it's
00:47:43	Come on, son.
00:47:51	Gadzooks!
00:47:54	Black magic
00:47:56	Come on, Kay!
00:47:58	Wha... Oh!
00:48:06	Hold it!
00:48:16	Heaven preserve us!
00:48:20	Kay!
00:48:39	- Now, what have we here?
00:48:44	Alakazam!
00:48:51	So there you are,
00:48:55	Well, what's the idea of flinging
00:48:59	Oh, oh,
00:49:06	Well, what have you got
00:49:09	You call washing dishes and
00:49:13	I'll decide what's right
00:49:17	Besides, that's the Wart's job.
00:49:20	Uh, and look here, boy.
00:49:21	If you want to make that trip
00:49:25	You old goat! If I ever catch you
00:49:29	Madam, you won't.
00:49:33	Oh, dear. He's gone.
00:49:37	Well, by Jove.
00:49:38	We ought to run the old geezer
00:49:41	Oh, no, no,
00:49:44	He might cast an evil spell
00:49:47	Turn us all to stone.
00:49:49	No. There's no telling
00:49:52	He's not an old devil!
00:49:56	And, and his magic
00:49:58	Lf, if you'd just
00:50:00	Now, look here, Wart.
00:50:03	- Box his ears, Dad.
00:50:07	- it, it doesn't mean it's wrong.
00:50:10	You make all the rules and, and
00:50:13	You've said aplenty, boy! All that
00:50:17	Kay, from now on,
00:50:21	Did you hear that, Wart?
00:50:26	- Ye... Ye... Yes, sir.
00:50:42	Oh, I'm sorry, lad.
00:50:46	I'm sorry.
00:50:48	I know that trip to London
00:50:51	Oh, it's,
00:50:54	I shouldn't have popped off.
00:50:58	No, no, you're in
00:51:01	You can't go down now.
00:51:03	- I'd like to know how.
00:51:07	An education, lad.
00:51:10	What good will that do?
00:51:12	Get it first. Then who knows?
00:51:17	Well, what have
00:51:19	That's the spirit!
00:51:22	We'll show 'em.
00:51:24	We sure will.
00:51:27	Now, first of all, lad...
00:51:30	we've got to get all these
00:51:34	Clear the way for new ideas.
00:51:36	Knowledge of man's
00:51:39	in the centuries ahead.
00:51:41	- Now that'll be
00:51:45	If the boy goes
00:51:49	- The world is round?
00:51:52	And it also goes around.
00:51:58	- You mean it'll be round someday?
00:52:00	It's round now. Man will discover this
00:52:05	And he will also find that
00:52:08	a tiny speck
00:52:11	- Universe?
00:52:14	Before you're through, he'll be
00:52:18	Man has always learned
00:52:23	It's, it's, it's confusing
00:52:26	All right! All right.
00:52:30	You're in charge.
00:52:33	So from now on,
00:52:37	So, from now on, boy...
00:52:41	you do as I say.
00:52:43	- Yes, sir.
00:52:45	Now to start off, I want you
00:52:49	- All of them?
00:52:53	- But I, but I can't read.
00:52:58	- No, sir.
00:53:01	- Well, l...
00:53:03	We'll start at the bottom.
00:53:07	First the A,
00:53:11	Loop and around
00:53:14	Merlin. Look.
00:53:17	Oh. Yes, yes.
00:53:20	Henscratch, that's all.
00:53:23	D, E, F,
00:53:27	You see, it's as simple as...
00:53:31	Now, use your head.
00:53:35	Archimedes!
00:53:38	flying machine model?
00:53:41	I have nothing to do with your
00:53:46	- What's that thing up there?
00:53:49	- Here we are.
00:53:54	If man were meant to fly,
00:53:58	I am about to prove
00:54:01	if you care to watch.
00:54:04	Here she goes.
00:54:07	No, no, no, no, no...
00:54:12	Man'll fly all right.
00:54:19	It would have worked if, if,
00:54:21	this infernal beard!
00:54:34	I never, never
00:54:44	Man will fly someday,
00:54:47	I have been there.
00:54:50	Oh, I do hope so.
00:54:54	that I was a bird and
00:55:01	Prestidigitonium.
00:55:03	It's my favourite dream.
00:55:05	Oh, but then I suppose
00:55:10	I'm a bird! I'm a bird!
00:55:12	Hold it, boy.
00:55:15	First, l... I'd better explain
00:55:19	Now, these large feathers...
00:55:23	are called the primaries.
00:55:25	- And, uh...
00:55:28	do you know all about
00:55:31	I have made an extensive study
00:55:34	And if you don't mind,
00:55:38	All right, Mr Know-It-All,
00:55:42	- Ouch!
00:55:45	flying is not merely
00:55:51	It is a delicate art.
00:55:54	Poetry of motion.
00:55:56	And the best way to learn it
00:55:59	Now, since we're pretty far up,
00:56:02	Spread your wings way out,
00:56:07	Now, fan your tail.
00:56:09	Tippity-toe, tippity-toe,
00:56:16	Now, tuck your feet under,
00:56:22	- Whoa! What? Oh!
00:56:26	Use them.
00:56:38	Well, say, boy!
00:56:40	That's pretty good.
00:56:43	Well, boy,
00:56:45	Are you sure this is
00:56:49	Wart! Wart!
00:56:51	Look out, boy!
00:56:56	Archimedes! Help!
00:57:04	Wart! Wart!
00:57:17	Whoa! What? Oh!
00:57:26	Sounds like someone's sick.
00:57:31	Oh, bat gizzards.
00:57:33	a scrawny little sparrow
00:57:36	Oh, l-I'm not really a sparrow.
00:57:40	- A boy?
00:57:43	He's the world's
00:57:45	Merlin. Ho-ho!
00:57:47	Merlin, the world's
00:57:51	Why, boy, I've got more magic
00:57:55	Now, don't tell me you've never
00:57:59	Well, no, I don't guess so.
00:58:02	Madam Mim? Oh! Good heavens,
00:58:06	Why, boy, I'm the greatest.
00:58:10	With only a touch
00:58:14	Zim zab rim bim
00:58:18	I find delight
00:58:22	- Oh, that's terrible.
00:58:24	But that's nothing,
00:58:27	No! 'Cause I'm the magnificent...
00:58:30	marvellous, mad Madam Mim.
00:58:33	You know what?
00:58:36	I can be huge!
00:58:41	I can be teeny
00:58:45	Black sorcery
00:58:50	Uh, it comes easy to me.
00:58:54	marvellous, mad Madam Mim.
00:58:59	Marvellous, boy!
00:59:05	Say, lad, did you know that
00:59:09	Well, that would be some trick.
00:59:13	Want to bet? Boo!
00:59:16	You see? I win, I win!
00:59:19	Aren't I hideous, boy?
00:59:23	- Well, uh, yes, ma'am.
00:59:26	Watch this.
00:59:29	I can be beautiful
00:59:33	Silvery voice
00:59:45	But it's only skin deep
00:59:49	I'm an ugly, old creep!
00:59:54	mad, mad, mad,
01:00:00	Now what do you think, boy?
01:00:05	Well, uh, Merlin's magic
01:00:09	uh, for something good.
01:00:12	- And he must see something good in you.
01:00:16	Yes, and in my book,
01:00:19	So, my boy, I'm afraid
01:00:24	De-Destroy me?
01:00:26	Yeah, l-I'll give you
01:00:28	I'm mad about games,
01:00:31	Yeah, well, come on,
01:00:33	You gotta keep on your toes
01:00:45	I win, I win!
01:00:47	Oh, the game's over.
01:00:52	Why, you little devil, you!
01:00:57	Mim! Mim! Wha-Wha-What...
01:01:01	Uh! Me-Me... Oh, Merlin!
01:01:05	- We were playing a little game.
01:01:09	And just what are you
01:01:12	Want to fight?
01:01:17	- As you wish, madam.
01:01:21	After you, madam.
01:01:35	What-What-What-What, what's up, boy?
01:01:38	They're havin' a wizard's duel.
01:01:41	Oh, it's a battle of wits.
01:01:43	to different things and, and attempt to,
01:01:47	De-Des-De-Destroy?
01:01:49	Well, just watch, boy, just watch.
01:01:54	Now, first of all, if you
01:01:58	Rules indeed!
01:02:00	Why, she only wants rules
01:02:02	I'll take care of you later,
01:02:05	Now, rule one,
01:02:08	Only animal. Rule two,
01:02:12	like, uh, oh,
01:02:15	Now, rule three,
01:02:19	- Rule four, no cheating.
01:02:22	Now, pace off ten.
01:02:25	One, two, three, four...
01:02:28	- Merlin! She disappeared!
01:02:32	Now, you made the rules!
01:02:40	Ouch!
01:02:48	- Change to somethin' else, Merlin.
01:02:50	yes, yes, yes,
01:02:53	- Ah, higgety-piggety.
01:02:57	Ah... Duh... Hoppity-hip-hip.
01:02:59	Ha-ha!
01:03:02	Got me tail, now!
01:03:05	Ah... D-D...
01:03:12	- Come on! Something bigger!
01:03:15	Mi-Mi-Mim, Mi-Mim,
01:03:17	Ooh!
01:03:24	Merlin! No disappearing.
01:03:28	Whoo!
01:03:42	Ouch!
01:03:51	Mim? Mim?
01:03:53	Now... Gah... What-What...
01:03:55	You, you... You big blimp!
01:04:09	Squash me, will ya?
01:04:15	Ah, ah, ah, ah, Merlin!
01:04:19	- Ouch! Ooh!
01:04:25	Oh, just you wait!
01:04:43	So you want to play rough,
01:04:49	All right, Merlin. I'll
01:04:55	Jehoshaphat!
01:04:58	Here I come, Mim,
01:05:04	Merlin, you wouldn't dare!
01:05:17	Now, now, Mim, Mim!
01:05:20	Did I say no purple dragons?
01:05:37	I win, I win!
01:05:40	Oh, that horrible old witch!
01:05:44	Huh, no, no.
01:05:49	- He's gone!
01:05:51	Madam, I have not disappeared.
01:05:55	I'm a germ. A rare disease.
01:05:58	I'm called "malagolintomontorosis"...
01:06:01	and you caught me, Mim!
01:06:04	What?
01:06:06	First, you break out
01:06:11	Followed by hot
01:06:17	Then violent sneezing.
01:06:23	Huh! Watch it, boy!
01:06:25	Oh! Er... You-You-You-You
01:06:36	Oh, it's not too serious, madam.
01:06:39	in a few weeks and be as good, uh...
01:06:43	But, ah, I would suggest
01:06:46	and lots and lots
01:06:50	I hate sunshine!
01:06:53	I hate horrible,
01:06:56	I hate it, I hate it!
01:07:01	You were really great, Merlin,
01:07:05	It was worth it, lad, if you
01:07:09	Knowledge and wisdom
01:07:11	Right you are, Wart,
01:07:15	Oh-Oh, don't worry, I will, sir.
01:07:21	We will sing all night
01:07:25	For the blue oak tree
01:07:29	For the blue oak tree
01:07:34	Of white
01:07:42	Here's to victory in London
01:07:46	Sir Kay.
01:07:48	I've been knighted,
01:07:50	No-o, of course, son,
01:07:52	Ah, here's to Sir Kay.
01:07:56	The future king
01:07:59	- Watch it, will ya?
01:08:02	What a dreadful thought.
01:08:05	Sir Ector! Sir Ector!
01:08:07	Hobbs has come down
01:08:09	Face all-all-all
01:08:13	Then Kay'll need another squire,
01:08:15	- Hmm. Wart, you're it.
01:08:19	Kay's squire.
01:08:21	Oh, Sir Ector!
01:08:27	Merlin! Archimedes! Merlin!
01:08:33	Merlin, look!
01:08:36	Hah!
01:08:38	Oh. Uh, very nice, boy.
01:08:42	Yes, indeed. A fine monkey suit
01:08:48	It's-It's what
01:08:50	And I thought you were
01:08:53	I thought you had
01:08:57	Great future. Hah!
01:09:00	A stooge for that
01:09:03	Congratulations, boy!
01:09:07	What do y... What do you want
01:09:10	You... You don't know a thing
01:09:14	L-l-l-I'm lucky
01:09:16	D... Oh! D...
01:09:19	Y-Y-Y... l...
01:09:30	Where... Uh, where did he go?
01:09:33	- To Bermuda, I suppose.
01:09:36	Oh, an island way off somewhere
01:09:39	Will he ever come back?
01:09:41	Who knows?
01:09:49	For the crown
01:09:52	let the tournament begin.
01:10:12	Oh, Kay, now
01:10:15	Swords? Swords?
01:10:20	What? What?
01:10:22	I, eh...
01:10:25	Forgot my sword?
01:10:28	L... l-I left it
01:10:30	Why, you bungling little fool!
01:10:34	You better get it!
01:10:43	Let me in! Let me in!
01:10:45	Somebody please!
01:10:48	It's no use, boy.
01:10:51	Oh, what'll I do?
01:10:55	Look, boy! Look!
01:10:57	A sword!
01:11:02	You're gonna have a time
01:11:06	Huh! Watch it, boy!
01:11:15	Better leave it alone!
01:11:17	But Kay's got to have
01:11:23	Now, come on, quick.
01:11:28	Y-You're up next, son.
01:11:30	Kay, Kay, here's a sword.
01:11:34	This is not my sword!
01:11:36	Hold on, Kay!
01:11:39	"Whoso pulleth out
01:11:43	Ooh, eh... It's the sword
01:11:46	- The sword in the stone? It can't be.
01:11:51	- It's the marvellous sword.
01:11:54	Someone's pulled the sword
01:11:58	Where did you get it, Wart?
01:12:00	I, l-I pulled it out of an anvil
01:12:03	i-in, in a churchyard.
01:12:07	- That's funny!
01:12:12	You're making a fool of us, boy.
01:12:15	- But I did, sir. Ow! Ooh!
01:12:19	- Ouch!
01:12:21	- Yes, prove it.
01:12:31	All right, boy,
01:12:39	Now, wait a minute!
01:12:41	Anyone can pull it
01:12:47	Go to it, Kay.
01:12:50	Put your back into it!
01:12:53	- Here now!
01:12:54	- Push him and see.
01:12:56	- Pull this thing.
01:12:58	I say we let
01:13:01	That's what I say.
01:13:04	Go ahead, son.
01:13:18	It's a miracle
01:13:22	This boy is our king.
01:13:24	Well, by Jove.
01:13:27	- What's the lad's name?
01:13:30	Oh, uh, I mean Arthur.
01:13:32	- Hail, King Arthur!
01:13:38	- Long live King Arthur!
01:13:41	- Ooh, forgive me, son.
01:13:43	- Long live the king. Long live...
01:13:46	- King Arthur. Long live the king.
01:13:48	- Kay, bow down to your king.
01:13:50	Long live the king.
01:13:56	- Hail, King Arthur.
01:13:59	had come to pass in that
01:14:03	and the glorious reign
01:14:11	I can't be a king, Archimedes. I don't
01:14:15	I told you to leave the thing
01:14:19	I'll, I'll run away,
01:14:25	They'll just have to get
01:14:26	Better take the side door, Wart.
01:14:34	Hail, King Arthur!
01:14:39	There's another door. Over there,
01:14:46	Long live King Arthur!
01:14:51	Looks-Looks like
01:14:53	Oh, Archimedes,
01:14:59	Merlin! Merlin!
01:15:06	Oh, Merlin, you're back
01:15:08	Bermuda?
01:15:12	and the 20th century.
01:15:15	And believe me,
01:15:18	One big modern mess!
01:15:23	I'm in an awful pickle.
01:15:25	Ooh, he pulled the sword
01:15:27	Ha-ha!
01:15:31	King Arthur and his
01:15:35	- Round table?
01:15:38	Oh, no. Round'll be fine.
01:15:42	Boy, boy, boy.
01:15:44	You'll become
01:15:46	They'll be writing books
01:15:50	Why, they might even make
01:15:54	- Motion picture?
01:15:58	Uh, well, um... Uh, that's
01:16:02	without commercials.
01:16:07	Hail, King Arthur

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