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Sydney White
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For Syd. |
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Syd. |
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Yo, sign Syd's card. |
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It's for Syd. |
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Hey, Syd! |
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Got a little something for you. |
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What's this? |
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Just a little something. |
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Aw. |
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Guys. |
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Is it a Stanley 22 ounce |
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No. |
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It's better than that. |
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Come on. |
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I love it. |
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Just don't spend all your time on it, OK? |
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I know that you have a scholarship to keep up with, |
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Yeah! |
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Don't worry, Dad. |
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Hm. |
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I'm gonna miss everybody. |
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Stu. |
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Big Ron. |
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Hold me, please. |
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Oh, all right! |
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Good hug! |
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OK, you're crushing me. |
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Ow, my collarbone. |
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Know how people joke about being raised |
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What have you got? |
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Hey, mamacita! |
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Yeah! |
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I was only nine when my mom died, |
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which means my formative years |
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Being a plumber did give him |
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Now, these up here are your, um... |
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your fall pian... |
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That's not right. Uh... |
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Fallopian. These are your... |
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Let's just call them your lady tubes. |
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Every month, you... |
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lay an egg. |
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Like a chicken. |
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My dad always did his best. |
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Understand? |
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But sometimes, a girl just needs her mom. |
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Sydney! |
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Wow. |
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If your mom was here, |
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She'd be so excited you're going to her school, |
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I'm not in yet, Dad. |
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overflow tube in a pressure tank. |
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Come on, Dad. |
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Right. |
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Come here. |
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I love you, Dad. |
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Dear Sydney, |
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I love you so much. |
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I'm so sorry I'm not there to see you off to college. |
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But since I can't be, |
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Live every moment, Sydney. |
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Grab every opportunity. |
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And have fun in everything you do. |
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The friends you meet in college |
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Perhaps you'll fill this box with your own memories |
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And know that though I can't be there with you now, |
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I'm always right by your side every step of the way. |
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Still the fairest of them all. |
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Well, hello there. |
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Oh, that's OK. |
| 00:07:30 |
Oh, no, you're not. |
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Oh, Dinky? |
| 00:07:35 |
Of course not. |
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"Dinky" it is. |
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Sydney White? |
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Daughter of Paul White and Deborah Lee, |
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Yeah. |
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I'm sorry, |
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I'm the other Kappa legacy! |
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Oh, my gosh! This is just so exciting! I should've |
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Don't get too comfortable. |
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Ah! We're gonna be sisters! |
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Yay. |
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I've been waiting to become a Kappa since I can |
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Look. |
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She even has a little pledge pin. |
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Does she come with |
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Oh... Oh, I wish. |
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Now, what were you thinking |
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Let me... Let me just |
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OK. |
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those... |
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Wow. |
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I don't even have a top one. |
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I might have a skirt in here somewhere. |
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Did you have a luggage mishap? |
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No. |
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Oh. Oh, this bag. |
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Oh, wait until you see this! |
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My comic-book collection. |
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Oh. My. |
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Pretty cool, huh? |
| 00:09:11 |
Yeah, uh, you know what? |
| 00:09:13 |
Why don't you just wear something of mine |
| 00:09:17 |
Oh, OK. Yeah. |
| 00:09:19 |
You know, this is gonna be fun. |
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Not just girlfriends. |
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Sisters. |
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I'd like to welcome Tyler Prince, |
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president of Beta Omega Rho fraternity. |
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Hey, everyone. |
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I've asked Tyler to come today |
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So, the plan is... |
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We have a golden opportunity |
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The vortex? |
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That's the golden opportunity? |
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This is. |
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The Witch burn-Prince Greek Life Center |
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Tyler's parents and my parents |
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We just need to deal with |
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I've been assured by the administration |
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OK. So text me. |
| 00:11:12 |
This is silly. When are you gonna stop |
| 00:11:15 |
You dumped me. |
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It was middle school, |
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I thought I was gonna |
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You still could. |
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I gotta go pick up the keg. |
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I wish we had the same size feet. |
| 00:11:36 |
Isn't the whole point of this sisterhood thing |
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Um... sure. |
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Ooh, nice. |
| 00:11:53 |
Hello. |
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Welcome to SAU. |
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Hello. |
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Nice. |
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Three's company. |
| 00:12:04 |
Whoa! |
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Oh, hang on. |
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Vortex freak show starring puppet boy. |
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Oh, this is an official dork alert, man. |
| 00:12:16 |
We got... |
| 00:12:19 |
Ooh. |
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Target acquired. |
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Incoming Moose missile! |
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Hey, you OK? |
| 00:12:37 |
I... I... I... |
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You better keep this. |
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Whoa, dude! |
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Come on, Dinks. |
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You do realize you just showed up |
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I hope he's second string. |
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Tyler Prince. |
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Sydney White. |
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Sorry. |
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But we're gonna be late |
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Oh, um, |
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We're going to Kappa. |
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All right, ladies. |
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Each house has a reputation. |
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There's the Gamma Phis. |
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They're, uh... perky. |
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Very perky. |
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And here's Pi Beta Omega. |
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Those girls can out-party |
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What was the first house? |
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Uh, that would be the vortex. |
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It's not a fraternity. |
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Now it's just kind a there. |
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Here's our stop. |
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Well, thank you for the tour, Tyler. |
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Sydney, you know what? |
| 00:14:26 |
Why? |
| 00:14:33 |
The illegally blondes... |
| 00:14:35 |
Yeah. |
| 00:14:39 |
No. |
| 00:14:41 |
The Kappas are just a little... intense. |
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Oh, well, |
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Ah. Legacy. |
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No. |
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I'm sorry. |
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Kappas could use a girl like you. |
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Oh! |
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Not in, you know, |
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but, you know, |
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Sororital? Is that a word? |
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It's a disease, one without a cure. |
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You're nervous? |
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No, it's not you. |
| 00:15:28 |
No, it's because of the whole rush, |
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The very term "rush" is an amper-upper. |
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I have to go. |
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OK, ladies. |
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The doors are about to open. |
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Target cute pledges. |
| 00:15:51 |
Exactly. |
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Fat losers. |
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Now, now. |
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When I ask you to show a girl |
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We also have two legacies coming today - |
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When you meet them, |
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OK, girls. |
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Here comes a Kappa, queen of the Row. |
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She's hot, she's cool, she ain't no ho. |
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She's got style, she's got class, |
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and from behind a kicking... |
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Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! |
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Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! |
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Excuse me, Amy. |
| 00:16:36 |
You've been reassigned. |
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Go on. |
| 00:16:43 |
That's what happens when you gain 27 pounds |
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Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! |
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Kappa! |
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Hey. |
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Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! |
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Hey! |
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We've been dating for two years. |
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And next week, |
| 00:17:15 |
Pin you to what? |
| 00:17:24 |
Hi. |
| 00:17:50 |
Hi there. |
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I'm Katy and this is Christy. |
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I'm Sydney White. |
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You're one of our legacies. |
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Rachel, we'd like you |
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Oh... |
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Hi. |
| 00:18:11 |
Girls, why don't you show |
| 00:18:13 |
Ooh! I love koi ponds. |
| 00:18:14 |
Great. |
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This is Sydney White. |
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Three words - Leg-a-cy |
| 00:18:24 |
Sydney, so pleased to meet you. |
| 00:18:26 |
I'm so excited. |
| 00:18:30 |
Katy, have you offered our guest a drink |
| 00:18:33 |
I'm actually not that thirst... |
| 00:18:36 |
The refreshment table? |
| 00:18:44 |
We have a situation. |
| 00:18:47 |
Really? |
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Christy, you know you're not |
| 00:18:53 |
She wouldn't know |
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Not to mention, I saw her throwing herself |
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It was embarrassing. Trust me, |
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See what I mean? |
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But we have to give her a bid. |
| 00:19:14 |
Her mom gets her the bid, |
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Oh, my gosh. I saw him outside, |
| 00:19:38 |
Who's the hottest guy on campus? |
| 00:19:40 |
Tyler Prince, |
| 00:19:43 |
Oh, you know, I know that guy. |
| 00:19:46 |
He showed me around Greek Row. |
| 00:19:48 |
Off limits. He's Rachel's boyfriend. |
| 00:19:52 |
Yeah, they're off now, |
| 00:19:54 |
It's all part of |
| 00:19:56 |
He'll be a top litigator, |
| 00:19:59 |
It's so romantic. |
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Because there it nothing more romantic |
| 00:20:10 |
So, Sydney, |
| 00:20:13 |
Oh, he works mostly on construction sites. |
| 00:20:16 |
My uncle's made a mint building malls. |
| 00:20:21 |
Yeah... |
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Night, girls. |
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Now that you're Kappa pledges, |
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# Lay you down, dear sweet pledge |
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# Lay your head on the pillow |
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# May you have lovely dreams |
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# Just as lovely as you are |
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Has anyone found the koi pond? |
| 00:21:16 |
It's 12:01! |
| 00:21:20 |
Over the next week, we'll be conducting |
| 00:21:25 |
We're not allowed to call it "hazing," |
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We're gonna find out which of you |
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and which of you don't. |
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This is your first pledge task - |
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You have until 12:15 to find a date |
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No changing clothes, no makeup, |
| 00:21:51 |
You have 15 minutes! |
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Go! Go! |
| 00:21:57 |
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! |
| 00:22:02 |
Come on! |
| 00:22:07 |
Dinky! Dinky! What do we do? |
| 00:22:11 |
Excuse me, sugar. |
| 00:22:15 |
Hurry up, girl. Come on. |
| 00:22:17 |
Come on! |
| 00:22:24 |
Ah-choo! |
| 00:22:26 |
Hello? Hello?! |
| 00:22:28 |
Uh... Oh, uh, sorry. |
| 00:22:30 |
I'm sorry. Uh... |
| 00:22:32 |
Hi. Uh... I'm sorry I startled you. |
| 00:22:35 |
Ah-choo! |
| 00:22:40 |
Thanks. |
| 00:22:41 |
Ah-choo! Oh, sorry. |
| 00:22:44 |
What are you doing |
| 00:22:46 |
I don't know what happened. I was walking home |
| 00:22:51 |
So I dove for cover. |
| 00:22:54 |
Yeah, vision not impaired. |
| 00:22:57 |
Feeling in fingers and toes. |
| 00:22:59 |
Wait! |
| 00:23:03 |
Yeah. |
| 00:23:05 |
What are you doing now? |
| 00:23:09 |
I need you to be my date. |
| 00:23:11 |
Your date? |
| 00:23:13 |
Yeah. |
| 00:23:15 |
Oh, um, watch out. |
| 00:23:19 |
It's OK. Just tell me when to duck. |
| 00:23:33 |
Let's go! |
| 00:23:46 |
What's good? |
| 00:23:47 |
Wonderful. You just made it. |
| 00:23:51 |
How's the BLT? |
| 00:23:56 |
Mm! |
| 00:24:06 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:24:08 |
It's a so-rority, not a ho-rority. |
| 00:24:13 |
So, tell me about the vortex. |
| 00:24:16 |
What's it like? |
| 00:24:18 |
Uh... |
| 00:24:20 |
I guess you'd call it a, uh... haven, |
| 00:24:25 |
Some of us didn't get along with our roommates, |
| 00:24:31 |
Some of us wet the bed. |
| 00:24:34 |
Some of us wet the hallway. |
| 00:24:39 |
Uh, all of us are outsiders. |
| 00:24:42 |
Yeah, I know what that's like. |
| 00:24:44 |
Uh, are you serious? |
| 00:24:47 |
By definition, very much an insider. |
| 00:24:50 |
Would all the Kappa pledges |
| 00:24:52 |
OK. I guess I'll be right back. |
| 00:24:58 |
OK, girls. |
| 00:25:01 |
The date-dash ditch. |
| 00:25:04 |
This year's unsuitable date |
| 00:25:08 |
Sydney. |
| 00:25:10 |
Sorry, you're gonna |
| 00:25:13 |
Ah-choo! |
| 00:25:15 |
But my guy's really nice. |
| 00:25:19 |
And he has a sinus infection |
| 00:25:22 |
And he has glaucoma... he thinks. |
| 00:25:25 |
I cannot just ditch him. |
| 00:25:28 |
If being a Kappa is important to you, |
| 00:25:42 |
Hey, "date." |
| 00:25:45 |
I ordered you |
| 00:25:47 |
Oh... |
| 00:25:50 |
I need you to meet me |
| 00:25:52 |
Another pledge ritual. |
| 00:25:57 |
Oh. Oh. |
| 00:25:59 |
Yeah. |
| 00:26:03 |
OK. |
| 00:26:16 |
Sydney? |
| 00:26:20 |
Pervert! |
| 00:26:30 |
Looks like you |
| 00:26:45 |
We live in a country that's considered to be |
| 00:26:50 |
By the people, |
| 00:26:55 |
But most Americans would be surprised to find |
| 00:27:00 |
of what a direct democracy could do to the country. |
| 00:27:04 |
Can anyone tell me why? |
| 00:27:13 |
The young man snoring there, perhaps? |
| 00:27:20 |
The Founding Fathers were afraid |
| 00:27:23 |
would do to America |
| 00:27:26 |
Alexander Hamilton |
| 00:27:30 |
Exactly. |
| 00:27:32 |
We are trained to think |
| 00:27:36 |
Can any of you tell me |
| 00:27:42 |
Ah, Terrence. |
| 00:27:47 |
What do you say we give someone else |
| 00:27:52 |
Um... Ms. Witch burn? |
| 00:27:55 |
Most Americans |
| 00:27:59 |
There are some valid arguments |
| 00:28:03 |
You could even argue a case |
| 00:28:09 |
Interesting. |
| 00:28:11 |
Let's hear from someone else. |
| 00:28:15 |
Ms? |
| 00:28:17 |
White. |
| 00:28:18 |
Ms. White. |
| 00:28:20 |
Any thoughts? |
| 00:28:23 |
Um... |
| 00:28:25 |
I guess I think that's... |
| 00:28:29 |
underestimating the masses a bit. |
| 00:28:32 |
Not to mention |
| 00:28:37 |
Apartheid was an oligarchy, |
| 00:28:42 |
Excellent. |
| 00:28:57 |
Alicia, what year |
| 00:28:59 |
1902. |
| 00:29:10 |
Mm! |
| 00:29:12 |
Want some breakfast? |
| 00:29:17 |
Help yourself. |
| 00:29:19 |
Breakfast is good. |
| 00:29:23 |
Ugh! |
| 00:29:24 |
It's called moisturizer. |
| 00:29:27 |
Next. |
| 00:29:29 |
Ugh. |
| 00:29:32 |
They have a thing |
| 00:29:34 |
Dinky. |
| 00:29:44 |
Little Rock. |
| 00:29:48 |
Lose the big hair. |
| 00:29:51 |
Bye. |
| 00:29:53 |
Eyebrows... meet tweezers. |
| 00:29:56 |
Tweezers, |
| 00:30:00 |
I know. |
| 00:30:02 |
Next. Next. |
| 00:30:06 |
OK, future sisters. |
| 00:30:08 |
Get your lazy asses up. |
| 00:30:14 |
At the Beta fraternity house. |
| 00:30:17 |
Sydney, the Kappa Phi Nu colors? |
| 00:30:20 |
Green and white. |
| 00:30:23 |
Sorry. |
| 00:30:59 |
You know what? |
| 00:31:02 |
You just keep walking around |
| 00:31:19 |
You again. |
| 00:31:21 |
Morning. |
| 00:31:24 |
Sorry you had to do that. |
| 00:31:26 |
Yeah. It's OK. I, uh... |
| 00:31:28 |
I spend a lot of time in bathrooms. |
| 00:31:33 |
No, no. I don't mean like that, |
| 00:31:36 |
I don't go to the bathroom a lot, I... |
| 00:31:38 |
Well, sometimes I do. |
| 00:31:43 |
Just to be clear, I spend |
| 00:31:48 |
Sydney. It's time to get back to the house. |
| 00:31:52 |
Don't ask. |
| 00:31:54 |
I think she's cool. |
| 00:31:56 |
And cute. |
| 00:31:58 |
Just admit they're cooler. |
| 00:32:01 |
what the hell you're talking about. |
| 00:32:03 |
There is no way that a pirate |
| 00:32:07 |
Ninja's live like monks. |
| 00:32:14 |
Hi. I need to return these |
| 00:32:18 |
I'm impressed. |
| 00:32:22 |
Well, they probably don't |
| 00:32:25 |
You and your drunken, whoring pirates |
| 00:32:31 |
All right. |
| 00:32:33 |
I think we can all agree that |
| 00:32:38 |
Hi. |
| 00:32:40 |
Oh, hi. |
| 00:32:42 |
Hello. |
| 00:32:44 |
I wanted to apologize |
| 00:32:48 |
What did she do to you in the bathroom? |
| 00:32:52 |
It was a stupid pledge prank |
| 00:32:58 |
Hey, it wasn't exactly |
| 00:33:03 |
Come on, uh, let's go. |
| 00:33:06 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:33:11 |
If it makes you feel any better, they threw baloney |
| 00:33:22 |
Girls, it's been along journey, |
| 00:33:27 |
Tomorrow night is our Presents Dance |
| 00:33:37 |
It's tradition for the current sisters to pass down |
| 00:33:42 |
After all, we're all size two. |
| 00:33:45 |
Except you, Amy. |
| 00:33:48 |
As president, I will draw the first name. |
| 00:33:51 |
This lucky girl is getting one of Milan's finest. |
| 00:33:59 |
Sydney White. |
| 00:34:05 |
Yay! |
| 00:34:10 |
Come, Sydney. |
| 00:34:20 |
Hey, Christy, why don't you check your standing? |
| 00:34:25 |
Uh, what's that? |
| 00:34:27 |
Just the school's "Hot or Not" ranking |
| 00:34:31 |
It's just some dumb list. |
| 00:34:35 |
Really dumb. I betlame people |
| 00:34:40 |
No, we don't. |
| 00:34:43 |
Right, Rachel? |
| 00:34:46 |
Hey, Rach, you're still number one. |
| 00:34:48 |
Am I? How cute. |
| 00:34:51 |
It's been that way for forever. |
| 00:34:54 |
They just stick with the status quo. |
| 00:34:58 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:35:01 |
I am? |
| 00:35:04 |
But I thought you said |
| 00:35:08 |
Well, like you said, |
| 00:35:12 |
But aren't we just so lucky |
| 00:35:16 |
And I think you're gonna look |
| 00:35:25 |
Perfect. Totally you. |
| 00:35:33 |
Hey, Tyler. |
| 00:35:35 |
Oh, you're so bad! |
| 00:35:38 |
I have to take this. |
| 00:36:00 |
Jenny Robinson. |
| 00:36:04 |
Dinky Hodgekiss. |
| 00:36:09 |
Alicia Fairchild. |
| 00:36:13 |
Bunchie Hathaway. |
| 00:36:17 |
And finally, Sydney White. |
| 00:36:26 |
I present to you this fall's |
| 00:36:37 |
You look... incredible. |
| 00:36:40 |
Thank you. |
| 00:36:52 |
Who are you, Sydney White? |
| 00:36:55 |
You throw a football like Matt Leinart, |
| 00:36:57 |
fearlessly conquer fraternity bathrooms, |
| 00:37:00 |
and clean up nice, to boot. |
| 00:37:03 |
Well, I'm more of a Peyton Manning. |
| 00:37:07 |
Marry me. |
| 00:37:11 |
So, uh, they go all-out |
| 00:37:13 |
It's a weird word - "shindig." |
| 00:37:16 |
You eat? Because there are some |
| 00:37:19 |
You know, I tried to eat a plastic flower once. |
| 00:37:24 |
I'm rambling again, aren't I? |
| 00:37:31 |
No. |
| 00:37:39 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:37:48 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:37:53 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:37:56 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:37:59 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:38:02 |
You are now a Kappa sister. |
| 00:38:05 |
Kappa sister... |
| 00:38:07 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:38:19 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:38:23 |
Every so often, it is the unfortunate duty |
| 00:38:28 |
Sydney White has exhibited |
| 00:38:34 |
Is this a pledge prank? |
| 00:38:38 |
You are guilty of the following infractions: |
| 00:38:40 |
You brought an unsuitable date |
| 00:38:43 |
cheated during a pledge quiz, |
| 00:38:46 |
revealed a secret pledge ritual |
| 00:38:50 |
and, finally, lied about your background. |
| 00:38:54 |
We all know your dad |
| 00:38:58 |
As Kappa president, |
| 00:39:02 |
I hereby dismiss Sydney White |
| 00:39:11 |
I don't know what your mother got away with |
| 00:39:15 |
but you will never be a Kappa. |
| 00:39:26 |
You know what? |
| 00:39:29 |
Because if this is what sisterhood's all about, |
| 00:39:34 |
I want that dress back. |
| 00:39:36 |
Take it! |
| 00:40:22 |
I will see your Cobra Commander, |
| 00:40:28 |
power of the Force, |
| 00:40:34 |
battle poncho. |
| 00:40:40 |
Wow. |
| 00:40:45 |
We fold. |
| 00:40:48 |
Which is better? |
| 00:40:54 |
You dope. |
| 00:40:56 |
If you have both, it's a full house. |
| 00:40:59 |
How is it you always win at cards, but you can't make |
| 00:41:04 |
It's one badge, OK? |
| 00:41:08 |
Knots are hard. |
| 00:41:15 |
Gurkin, no one reads |
| 00:41:19 |
Peoplespunisher. Com is not about being read. |
| 00:41:34 |
Good morning, Embele. |
| 00:41:43 |
Where do you think he goes? |
| 00:41:50 |
Outside, a lady waits. |
| 00:41:54 |
There's a girl outside? Yes! |
| 00:41:58 |
Am I looking good? Yes. |
| 00:42:04 |
Oh, it's the bathroom babe! |
| 00:42:08 |
I'm gonna go work the Spanky magic. |
| 00:42:32 |
Ahem! |
| 00:42:37 |
Sorry. You probably don't |
| 00:42:40 |
And I understand, especially you. |
| 00:42:42 |
And you were right |
| 00:42:47 |
I'll go. |
| 00:42:51 |
Did they really make you |
| 00:42:55 |
Yeah. |
| 00:42:58 |
Do you need a place to stay? |
| 00:43:11 |
Guys, this is Sydney. |
| 00:43:14 |
Uh, she needs a place to stay. |
| 00:43:16 |
She gave up her dorm room |
| 00:43:20 |
Sydney, these are the guys. |
| 00:43:22 |
Gurkin. |
| 00:43:25 |
Terrence. |
| 00:43:28 |
George. |
| 00:43:31 |
Jeremy. |
| 00:43:34 |
Don't forget me. |
| 00:43:37 |
Jeremy's shy. |
| 00:43:41 |
One of them recommended a puppet. |
| 00:43:44 |
You'll get used to Skoozer. |
| 00:43:47 |
As long as he doesn't |
| 00:43:49 |
No promises. |
| 00:43:59 |
Uh... Ah. |
| 00:44:01 |
That's Embelackpo Akimbatunde. |
| 00:44:05 |
He's from Nigeria |
| 00:44:08 |
His days and nights |
| 00:44:11 |
Jetlag, huh? |
| 00:44:14 |
Three years ago. |
| 00:44:17 |
Thank you. |
| 00:44:19 |
Of course! |
| 00:44:25 |
Come on, Bilbo. |
| 00:44:29 |
And what exactly is he doing? |
| 00:44:34 |
Welcome to the vortex. |
| 00:45:05 |
Sydney? |
| 00:45:08 |
Hi. Uh... |
| 00:45:10 |
I'm sorry. I know it can be a little spooky up here |
| 00:45:16 |
That nightlight has gotten me |
| 00:45:22 |
Oh. |
| 00:45:26 |
Hey, is that Dark Fury numberfour? |
| 00:45:29 |
The one with the first appearance of... |
| 00:45:34 |
You know, you may be |
| 00:45:38 |
So, uh, are you all set? |
| 00:45:41 |
A hypoallergenic pillow? |
| 00:45:45 |
Nope. I think I'm all good |
| 00:45:48 |
Are you sure? |
| 00:45:51 |
I've actually got loads of allergy medicine. |
| 00:45:54 |
You? Allergies? |
| 00:45:57 |
Just the usual - |
| 00:46:00 |
Bee stings, cats... |
| 00:46:02 |
Pollen, wood... |
| 00:46:06 |
A few others. |
| 00:46:10 |
Well, yeah. |
| 00:46:14 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 00:46:17 |
Oh, um, I don't know |
| 00:46:21 |
lady products. |
| 00:46:22 |
No, no. |
| 00:46:26 |
Thanks for everything, Lenny. |
| 00:46:29 |
Hey. |
| 00:46:31 |
I don't know if you, uh... |
| 00:46:35 |
Spanky, go. |
| 00:46:39 |
Sorry about that. Um... |
| 00:46:42 |
Spanky's kind of... Well, he really likes girls, |
| 00:46:48 |
But he keeps himself happy. |
| 00:46:51 |
You may find this hard to believe, but, um, most of |
| 00:47:04 |
Dudes... that thing has touched boobs. |
| 00:47:11 |
Of course. |
| 00:47:13 |
The sturdy, breathable fabric |
| 00:47:17 |
Shut up, Terrence! |
| 00:47:35 |
Hello. |
| 00:47:38 |
What? Are you kidding? |
| 00:47:43 |
That's actually why I was calling. |
| 00:47:46 |
Well, come on. |
| 00:47:50 |
It was great. |
| 00:47:54 |
Sydney, I'm sure that your mom is right there |
| 00:48:00 |
I know. |
| 00:48:02 |
That's what I keep thinking. |
| 00:48:06 |
Good night, sweetie. |
| 00:48:23 |
Oh! |
| 00:48:27 |
Um... this place is a deathtrap. |
| 00:48:31 |
How about some repairs? |
| 00:48:33 |
Sydney, don't start. |
| 00:48:35 |
You know why we can't |
| 00:48:37 |
I'll tell you why. |
| 00:48:43 |
Read peoplespunisher. Com if you wanna know more. |
| 00:48:47 |
I don't know what needing repairs |
| 00:48:51 |
Precisely! That's the problem. Rachel Witch burn |
| 00:48:56 |
The student council dictates |
| 00:49:01 |
Over the past 14 semesters, |
| 00:49:06 |
has been devoted to the Greek system. |
| 00:49:10 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:49:12 |
I don't kid. |
| 00:49:14 |
Ooh. |
| 00:49:16 |
Won't be long now. |
| 00:49:19 |
Why is everyone on this campus |
| 00:49:26 |
'Cause she... she's kind of... |
| 00:49:28 |
scary. |
| 00:49:35 |
Hey, Rachel! |
| 00:49:37 |
Check it out. |
| 00:49:45 |
I think your ass found it. |
| 00:49:47 |
Hey! |
| 00:49:49 |
Hey! Sydney. |
| 00:49:53 |
Sydney. |
| 00:49:56 |
Hi. |
| 00:49:59 |
Last night? |
| 00:50:01 |
Oh, yeah! |
| 00:50:04 |
Good times. |
| 00:50:08 |
And not everyone in Greek Row |
| 00:50:10 |
Give me a chance to prove that to you. |
| 00:50:13 |
You know, I'm actually kind a busy... |
| 00:50:19 |
So... |
| 00:50:20 |
I gotta go. |
| 00:50:24 |
Hey, can I have a sign-up sheet? |
| 00:50:26 |
Actually, can I have seven? |
| 00:50:35 |
Oh! |
| 00:50:38 |
Don't worry, ladies. |
| 00:50:40 |
We won't have to deal with the public once |
| 00:50:45 |
Oh. |
| 00:50:47 |
Is it four o'clock already? |
| 00:50:49 |
Loser, loser, |
| 00:50:51 |
Kappa, Kappa, |
| 00:50:53 |
Kappa, lose... |
| 00:50:57 |
What?! |
| 00:50:59 |
This isn't happening. |
| 00:51:02 |
Wow. I guess her little |
| 00:51:11 |
Rachel? Rachel. |
| 00:51:14 |
Use your soothing words. |
| 00:51:17 |
Prada, Gucci, |
| 00:51:19 |
Chanel... |
| 00:51:22 |
Sydney, Sydney, Sydney! |
| 00:51:25 |
Whoa! |
| 00:51:31 |
Hey. |
| 00:51:38 |
There you go. |
| 00:51:40 |
I've found a way for you |
| 00:51:44 |
We're signing you up |
| 00:51:54 |
Very funny, Sydney. |
| 00:52:01 |
I have no idea what you just said. |
| 00:52:04 |
You'll all run on a ticket |
| 00:52:09 |
No non-Greek has won |
| 00:52:14 |
And look where that's gotten us. |
| 00:52:17 |
Ow. |
| 00:52:20 |
We've taken enough of their abuse. |
| 00:52:22 |
I'll be your campaign manager |
| 00:52:26 |
I am in. |
| 00:52:27 |
Good. Who else is with me? |
| 00:52:32 |
Do you really wanna spend the rest of college locked |
| 00:52:37 |
OK. |
| 00:52:39 |
No! George, no. |
| 00:52:40 |
You don't wanna be powerless. |
| 00:52:43 |
Please don't give up. |
| 00:52:46 |
Did the Avengers give up when the Black Knight |
| 00:52:52 |
No. |
| 00:52:53 |
With the help of a criminal glue specialist, |
| 00:52:58 |
I'm your criminal glue specialist! |
| 00:53:01 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:53:04 |
Who's running for president? |
| 00:53:06 |
Not it. |
| 00:53:16 |
Oh. I never win at that game. |
| 00:53:19 |
Terrence it is. |
| 00:53:37 |
So? |
| 00:53:43 |
Hm... |
| 00:53:47 |
Mm-hm... |
| 00:53:55 |
Mm. Nice. |
| 00:54:23 |
Loop in, and then you've got a bow. |
| 00:54:28 |
I did it! |
| 00:54:35 |
Hey, Terrence. |
| 00:54:45 |
Bye, Terrence. |
| 00:55:16 |
This is the gym. |
| 00:55:18 |
A lot of people hang out here. |
| 00:55:21 |
We can work off some of those doughnuts |
| 00:55:25 |
I... I don't know. |
| 00:55:28 |
Come on. It's a Saturday afternoon. |
| 00:55:31 |
Oh, we always do play fantasy video games |
| 00:55:42 |
Are you not entertained? |
| 00:55:45 |
Mm, tempting. |
| 00:55:57 |
Oh, l-I can't do it. My arms ache. |
| 00:56:02 |
Muscular dystrophy is a birth defect. |
| 00:56:05 |
Lenny, they're 2 pounds. |
| 00:56:08 |
Each. |
| 00:56:12 |
You got it? |
| 00:56:14 |
What? |
| 00:56:23 |
Damn, Embele, you're going to town. |
| 00:56:27 |
I just awaken an hour ago. |
| 00:56:43 |
It's OK. You'll be fine. |
| 00:56:46 |
Rachel Witch burn has led the student council |
| 00:56:51 |
In addition to repaving Greek Row, |
| 00:56:54 |
Rachel beautified Greek Row's grounds |
| 00:56:59 |
Re-elect Rachel Witch burn. |
| 00:57:04 |
I'm Rachel Witch burn |
| 00:57:08 |
Can you believe that? |
| 00:57:16 |
George, no. |
| 00:57:19 |
No. |
| 00:57:41 |
Prada, Gucci, |
| 00:57:44 |
Chanel, Armani. |
| 00:58:06 |
Freedom! |
| 00:58:10 |
Come one, come all. |
| 00:58:14 |
Don't you wanna learn about |
| 00:58:16 |
Oh, yeah, check us out. |
| 00:58:20 |
Freedom! |
| 00:58:23 |
I don't think we're making much of an impression. |
| 00:58:28 |
Aha. |
| 00:58:31 |
Free drinks! Free drinks over here! |
| 00:58:34 |
Freedom to the 7th Power! Free drinks! |
| 00:58:38 |
Serve and socialize. |
| 00:58:43 |
Who wants a burger? |
| 00:58:57 |
Hi. |
| 00:59:01 |
Uh, I just wanted to apologize |
| 00:59:06 |
I really am sorry. |
| 00:59:09 |
It's OK. |
| 00:59:11 |
So, how's life as a Kappa? |
| 00:59:13 |
Oh, you know, it's... it's good. |
| 00:59:18 |
Yes, Lenny. The greenish one |
| 00:59:21 |
Excellent. |
| 00:59:26 |
Are you allergic to gluten too? |
| 00:59:29 |
And it is so hard to find |
| 00:59:34 |
Well, today's your lucky day |
| 00:59:37 |
Lenny, this is my friend Dinky. |
| 00:59:41 |
Dinky. Right? Nice to meet you, Dinky. |
| 00:59:44 |
Um, Dinky? |
| 00:59:47 |
We're over there. |
| 00:59:50 |
Hi, Sydney. It's nice you found |
| 00:59:54 |
Mm, it is nice, isn't it? If only there were a place |
| 00:59:59 |
Oh, wait, there is. |
| 01:00:02 |
Whatever. It's so cute making |
| 01:00:07 |
It is cute, and it'll be |
| 01:00:11 |
Just so you know, non-Greeks never win. |
| 01:00:14 |
Yeah, justlike you said new people never |
| 01:00:18 |
Let me give you one tip, Sydney. |
| 01:00:22 |
I'm the last person you wanna mess with. |
| 01:00:25 |
No. You're the first. |
| 01:00:30 |
Come on, let's go. |
| 01:00:34 |
It was nice seeing you, Sydney. |
| 01:00:44 |
You realize she was |
| 01:00:47 |
Yeah. |
| 01:00:49 |
Who's gonna win today? |
| 01:00:54 |
Who, who, who? |
| 01:01:02 |
Who's gonna win today? |
| 01:01:08 |
Well, when the temperature drops below 60 |
| 01:01:12 |
the forces on the ball create |
| 01:01:16 |
The resulting spatial vector leads |
| 01:01:21 |
I anticipate a double-digit loss. |
| 01:01:28 |
The dude's a freak. |
| 01:01:30 |
I don't know about you, |
| 01:01:33 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:01:43 |
The election's coming up |
| 01:01:47 |
Hey, dudes, throw the Frisbee back. |
| 01:01:51 |
Go on. Someone pick it up |
| 01:01:55 |
Right here! |
| 01:02:00 |
Ow! |
| 01:02:44 |
Dude, |
| 01:02:53 |
Yeah. You definitely |
| 01:03:18 |
#When I see you smile |
| 01:03:21 |
# I can face the world |
| 01:03:24 |
#You know, I can do anything |
| 01:03:27 |
#When I see you smile |
| 01:03:30 |
# I see a ray of light |
| 01:03:34 |
# I see it shining right through the rain |
| 01:03:36 |
#When I see you smile |
| 01:03:39 |
# Baby, when I see you smile at me |
| 01:03:43 |
# Ooh |
| 01:03:50 |
Tyler, have you lost |
| 01:03:52 |
No, but I will keep singing |
| 01:03:57 |
Just one date. |
| 01:04:01 |
#When I see you smile |
| 01:04:04 |
OK! |
| 01:04:06 |
Pick me up at seven. |
| 01:04:09 |
Done. But dinner's served at five. |
| 01:04:14 |
Nice work, Beta freshmen. |
| 01:04:35 |
So, what do you guys think? |
| 01:04:39 |
so I thought it would be, you know, |
| 01:04:42 |
No, it's terrible. |
| 01:04:46 |
And you said this wasn't a date. |
| 01:04:49 |
We're just friends and, you know, |
| 01:04:53 |
Only a little. You know, occasionally. |
| 01:04:58 |
I have no idea. |
| 01:05:01 |
You never plan these things. |
| 01:05:04 |
Then you're all, " Hi! |
| 01:05:07 |
Argh! You are no help. |
| 01:05:09 |
Why are you so nervous? |
| 01:05:12 |
I don't know if you have figured this out, |
| 01:05:17 |
Yeah, but you're pretty, Sydney. |
| 01:05:20 |
But I've had about as much |
| 01:05:23 |
Whoa! Speak for yourself. |
| 01:05:29 |
I see what you mean. |
| 01:05:32 |
But warm. |
| 01:05:34 |
My mom used to wear mauve. |
| 01:05:37 |
That looks like it itches. |
| 01:05:42 |
Three quarters of first dates |
| 01:05:44 |
for one or both parties, |
| 01:05:47 |
I hope you beat the odds. |
| 01:05:52 |
If you try any funny stuff I will unleash |
| 01:05:56 |
I will register you as a sex offender |
| 01:06:01 |
Wow. |
| 01:06:02 |
And I'll kick your ass. |
| 01:06:05 |
Hi. |
| 01:06:10 |
You look... |
| 01:06:19 |
Thanks. |
| 01:06:21 |
That's nothing. You should see the plumbing. |
| 01:06:24 |
What was that? |
| 01:06:26 |
You get used to it. Let's go. |
| 01:06:28 |
Bye, guys. |
| 01:06:29 |
Bye, Sydney. |
| 01:06:45 |
So, your idea of a date |
| 01:06:48 |
Now it's a date, huh? |
| 01:06:56 |
Hey, guys. |
| 01:07:07 |
You serve meals to the homeless? |
| 01:07:10 |
He had no choice. |
| 01:07:13 |
Not unless he had some other plan to get |
| 01:07:18 |
Me and the Betas, |
| 01:07:21 |
Let's just say a few |
| 01:07:23 |
A few? |
| 01:07:25 |
And you're working |
| 01:07:27 |
Nice to see you recruiting my best students, Tyler. |
| 01:07:32 |
Happy to be here. |
| 01:07:36 |
So, do my hours tonight count towards |
| 01:07:41 |
Actually, he fulfilled his requirement last year. |
| 01:07:57 |
Watch your step. |
| 01:08:02 |
Wow. |
| 01:08:06 |
This is beautiful. |
| 01:08:15 |
If you look over there, |
| 01:08:19 |
Which is probably the last thing you wanna see. |
| 01:08:23 |
It's just... |
| 01:08:25 |
I was hoping that becoming a Kappa |
| 01:08:31 |
Sydney, you don't need Kappa. |
| 01:08:34 |
I know. I feel close to her |
| 01:08:39 |
You know, I found her name |
| 01:08:43 |
No way. |
| 01:08:49 |
Hey, is this where you bring |
| 01:08:53 |
Luring the babes with |
| 01:08:55 |
Oh, yeah. Yeah. |
| 01:08:59 |
"Tyler, this place doesn't |
| 01:09:01 |
"Tyler, these plates are plastic. |
| 01:09:05 |
You're the first girl I've met |
| 01:09:09 |
Well, I do, even if there was |
| 01:09:13 |
I had to turn the faucet myself. |
| 01:09:19 |
Here we are. |
| 01:09:22 |
All right. Well... |
| 01:09:25 |
Thank you. |
| 01:09:27 |
I had a great time. |
| 01:09:32 |
You're trying not to over talk |
| 01:09:51 |
Whoa-a! |
| 01:09:54 |
I'm OK. My spleen broke my fall. |
| 01:10:04 |
Hi, guys. |
| 01:10:06 |
Sydney. What a surprise. |
| 01:10:14 |
The game? |
| 01:10:16 |
Yeah, who's playing? |
| 01:10:20 |
St Louis Gorillas. |
| 01:10:24 |
You guys were spying on me. And just for that, |
| 01:10:28 |
Oh, come on, Sydney. |
| 01:10:31 |
Good night, boys. |
| 01:10:34 |
Oh, man. |
| 01:10:37 |
I should probably |
| 01:10:46 |
Hey, sexy. |
| 01:10:48 |
Rachel, what the hell |
| 01:10:50 |
Besides reading |
| 01:10:53 |
Tell me what you were |
| 01:10:58 |
You know what, Rachel? |
| 01:11:02 |
I don't care if you like her or not. |
| 01:11:06 |
Sydney and her band of goobers |
| 01:11:09 |
It's not like they have a shot |
| 01:11:13 |
I think we should |
| 01:11:15 |
I mean, that dump is obviously |
| 01:11:18 |
I don't know why anyone would wanna live there. |
| 01:11:23 |
Look, we can find another location. |
| 01:11:29 |
One date and you're ready |
| 01:11:31 |
It was a hell of a date. |
| 01:11:35 |
Normally I'd be reporting that Rachel Witch burn... |
| 01:11:38 |
... once again has a lock |
| 01:11:41 |
But now there's a new player on the scene - Terrence |
| 01:11:48 |
Do they have a shot? |
| 01:11:52 |
You're a good-looking guy. |
| 01:11:55 |
Check it out. |
| 01:11:58 |
Yeah, cool. |
| 01:12:09 |
Hey, Rach. Which of these should I wear? |
| 01:12:12 |
But I have a date. |
| 01:12:14 |
Come to my room and help me get dressed. |
| 01:12:19 |
Rachel, you can't come in here. |
| 01:12:21 |
Ew, Katy. You're disgusting. |
| 01:12:31 |
No! |
| 01:12:35 |
Get off me, you freaks! |
| 01:12:38 |
Rach... |
| 01:12:46 |
What? |
| 01:12:47 |
No. |
| 01:12:49 |
No! |
| 01:12:55 |
Rachel, do you wanna try |
| 01:13:01 |
I don't need my soothing words. |
| 01:13:06 |
Sydney White must die a social death |
| 01:13:10 |
and take her seven dorks with her. |
| 01:13:19 |
Great. Here comes |
| 01:13:23 |
Guys, please. Just give him a chance. |
| 01:13:26 |
That means you, Gurkin. |
| 01:13:34 |
Hi. Come on in. |
| 01:13:41 |
Hi. |
| 01:13:43 |
Hi. |
| 01:13:48 |
Are you ready? |
| 01:13:51 |
We all hang here at the vortex |
| 01:13:53 |
What? |
| 01:13:58 |
Sounds good to me. |
| 01:14:02 |
Hey, is that Medal of Honor? |
| 01:14:06 |
Medal of Honoris forwusses. |
| 01:14:11 |
It pays tribute to Medal of Honor, |
| 01:14:16 |
I'm pretty good at all those games. |
| 01:14:21 |
OK. |
| 01:14:25 |
Shh! |
| 01:14:45 |
Oh! |
| 01:14:46 |
Eat lead, sucker. |
| 01:14:49 |
Gurkin, damn, |
| 01:14:52 |
I have to say, I'm impressed. None of these freaks |
| 01:14:57 |
We Betas play video games, too. |
| 01:15:00 |
Yeah. What did you think we do? |
| 01:15:05 |
I hate to break it to you, Spanky, |
| 01:15:10 |
Aw. He's like a kid who just found out |
| 01:15:14 |
What? |
| 01:15:16 |
I mean, hypothetically, you know, |
| 01:15:20 |
which, of course, there is. |
| 01:15:25 |
You guys should come hang out sometime. |
| 01:15:29 |
You know, actually, we're having a party |
| 01:15:52 |
You made it. Uh, the bar's over there |
| 01:15:55 |
and the DJ's taking requests. |
| 01:15:57 |
Do you think he has |
| 01:16:01 |
I'm thinking not. |
| 01:16:03 |
I brought my own. |
| 01:16:06 |
As for you, |
| 01:16:18 |
...25, 26, |
| 01:16:20 |
27, 28, |
| 01:16:22 |
29, 30, |
| 01:16:24 |
31, 32... |
| 01:16:30 |
All right, all right, who's next? |
| 01:16:35 |
Yes, I do. |
| 01:16:37 |
He thinks... |
| 01:16:40 |
The dork thinks he can beat it. |
| 01:16:43 |
Whatever you say, man. |
| 01:16:46 |
Uh. |
| 01:16:47 |
No, no. No, no. |
| 01:17:07 |
Start counting. |
| 01:17:09 |
One, two, |
| 01:17:11 |
three, four, |
| 01:17:13 |
five, six, seven, eight... |
| 01:17:18 |
I hope the guys are OK. I haven't heard |
| 01:17:23 |
Sure looks like it. |
| 01:17:25 |
150, 151, |
| 01:17:29 |
152, 153, |
| 01:17:32 |
154, 155... |
| 01:17:38 |
That was badass! |
| 01:17:41 |
That was awesome. |
| 01:17:43 |
Lenny. |
| 01:17:45 |
Ah... |
| 01:17:46 |
Hey. |
| 01:17:47 |
Oh, wow, I love your new hairstyle. |
| 01:17:52 |
I... I, um... Yeah. Uh... |
| 01:17:54 |
Dinky, Rachel needs you |
| 01:17:57 |
Oh, but I just... |
| 01:18:03 |
Oh, no, OK. Bye. |
| 01:18:09 |
How come you haven't come out |
| 01:18:11 |
You guys are so cool. |
| 01:18:13 |
Really? |
| 01:18:15 |
Oh, yeah. We've been watching you. |
| 01:18:18 |
The building at the end of the road. |
| 01:18:23 |
That's sexy. |
| 01:18:26 |
Well, boys, there's seven of us |
| 01:18:30 |
What's that sound like to you? |
| 01:18:32 |
14? |
| 01:18:36 |
You know, there's a hot tub out back. |
| 01:18:40 |
Through that door there's a study |
| 01:18:43 |
You can leave your clothes there. |
| 01:18:48 |
Neither do we. |
| 01:18:53 |
We'll meet you back there. |
| 01:19:06 |
Oh, boy. |
| 01:19:16 |
Girls? Where are you? |
| 01:19:19 |
Where's the hot tub? |
| 01:19:28 |
They're naked! |
| 01:19:30 |
Oh! |
| 01:19:40 |
It must be cold out there. |
| 01:19:43 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:19:46 |
This is low, even for you, Rachel. |
| 01:19:48 |
Aw, Sydney, so nice of you |
| 01:19:51 |
Since you're the mastermind behind |
| 01:19:56 |
let me be the first to break the news. |
| 01:19:58 |
Terrence is disqualified |
| 01:20:01 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:20:03 |
Terrence Lubinecki is not a student |
| 01:20:07 |
He graduated six years ago. |
| 01:20:10 |
I had to stay. There was |
| 01:20:15 |
Terrence, maybe you should |
| 01:20:19 |
Rachel, why don't you get the hell outta here? |
| 01:20:24 |
And, Ty, thanks for playing your part so well. |
| 01:20:28 |
The Witch burn-Prince Greek Life Center |
| 01:20:32 |
Witch burn-Prince? What the hell? |
| 01:20:35 |
I thought you guys were so close. |
| 01:20:39 |
and the only thing standing in our way |
| 01:20:42 |
So, like you suggested, Tyler, |
| 01:20:44 |
I went ahead |
| 01:20:47 |
Now you can eat |
| 01:20:51 |
You had something |
| 01:20:54 |
No. I mean, I said the place |
| 01:20:57 |
Witch burn-Prince, huh? |
| 01:21:03 |
Yeah, I did, but... |
| 01:21:05 |
Sydney! |
| 01:21:09 |
Don't grovel, Tyler. |
| 01:21:11 |
You're above it. |
| 01:21:22 |
Things are looking grim, |
| 01:21:24 |
I am so sorry about this, |
| 01:21:28 |
You should've just left us alone. |
| 01:21:30 |
We were fine until you came along |
| 01:21:34 |
You guys... It's so important |
| 01:21:37 |
and show them that |
| 01:21:41 |
Well, it's also important for us |
| 01:22:04 |
Hello? |
| 01:22:06 |
Got you. You've reached Royal Plumbing |
| 01:22:11 |
This is Paul and Sydney's. Leave a message. |
| 01:22:15 |
Hi, Dad. I was just calling |
| 01:22:18 |
to say... I miss you. |
| 01:22:22 |
And that's it. Um... |
| 01:22:25 |
Everything's great here. Really great. |
| 01:22:30 |
I love you. |
| 01:23:19 |
It was that message last night. I could tell something |
| 01:23:24 |
So I got in the van |
| 01:23:27 |
I was a little surprised to find |
| 01:23:31 |
I wanted to tell you |
| 01:23:35 |
I kept thinking about Mom |
| 01:23:40 |
And you always sounded |
| 01:23:43 |
Sweetheart, following in your mother's footsteps |
| 01:23:49 |
It's about being |
| 01:23:53 |
Hey. |
| 01:23:55 |
Your mom was much more |
| 01:23:59 |
She was a woman who always fought |
| 01:24:04 |
Nothing could make me |
| 01:24:07 |
Not even when I installed |
| 01:24:12 |
That was pretty great. |
| 01:24:33 |
But it says, "Do not disturb." |
| 01:24:44 |
Up and at 'em, guys. |
| 01:24:48 |
It's time to make some plans. |
| 01:24:51 |
I know you're still pissed at me, but come on. |
| 01:24:56 |
because some prissy girly-girl who probably |
| 01:25:06 |
You're right. |
| 01:25:16 |
We're still mad at you, though. |
| 01:25:19 |
I want you to get fired up |
| 01:25:23 |
because the Freedom to the 7th Power |
| 01:25:26 |
Yeah! |
| 01:25:33 |
Me. I'm gonna run against Rachel. |
| 01:25:38 |
And we're gonna take her down. |
| 01:25:43 |
I'm Sydney White |
| 01:25:47 |
I'm Sydney White and I'm running for student council |
| 01:25:52 |
Your papers count for three quarters of |
| 01:25:57 |
As you're writing these papers, I want you to think |
| 01:26:02 |
You may be wondering why you should even care. |
| 01:26:06 |
The Greeks win every year |
| 01:26:09 |
There's a whole lot of talk today |
| 01:26:14 |
but there's something to be said |
| 01:26:18 |
Freedom to the 7th Power! |
| 01:26:22 |
Whoo-hoo! |
| 01:26:27 |
Good job. |
| 01:26:35 |
The fact is that 80% of the student body |
| 01:26:41 |
Take the Kennedy campaign in 1960. |
| 01:26:46 |
a Catholic had never been elected as president - |
| 01:26:57 |
l'chaim. |
| 01:26:59 |
To those students I say, |
| 01:27:07 |
Minorities, women, the poor - |
| 01:27:11 |
the disenfranchised won |
| 01:27:21 |
"Naked Pain." |
| 01:27:29 |
It's time for you to be heard, |
| 01:27:45 |
It's a lesson worth remembering. |
| 01:27:54 |
Whoo-hoo! |
| 01:28:28 |
Here you go. |
| 01:28:31 |
Let's keep it Greek, all right? |
| 01:28:36 |
Vote Rachel Witch burn. |
| 01:28:39 |
Hi, ho. |
| 01:28:42 |
Bye, ho. |
| 01:28:45 |
Don't vote for Sydney White. |
| 01:29:03 |
No way. You read |
| 01:29:07 |
I write it. |
| 01:29:08 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:29:12 |
Did you know that the Brew House has |
| 01:29:15 |
Really? |
| 01:29:18 |
And I know |
| 01:29:21 |
but I swore that if I ever met |
| 01:29:26 |
well, I'd hook up with him. |
| 01:29:32 |
Dammit! |
| 01:29:42 |
Need some help? |
| 01:29:45 |
Oh. Hi. |
| 01:29:48 |
Listen, I'm really... |
| 01:29:50 |
Is that a Stanley 22 ounce |
| 01:29:55 |
Yes, it is. |
| 01:30:00 |
You can have it. |
| 01:30:03 |
I saw you guys with the signs. |
| 01:30:09 |
And I'm really sorry about |
| 01:30:13 |
I had nothing to do with |
| 01:30:15 |
Yeah, I was involved in the Greek Center, |
| 01:30:19 |
Yeah. I know what that's like. |
| 01:30:25 |
You're gonna do great |
| 01:30:54 |
I thought we might |
| 01:30:59 |
Huh. |
| 01:31:09 |
I thought you finished Carlton's paper last week. |
| 01:31:12 |
I wanted to add some of the ideas |
| 01:31:15 |
You really are a dork. |
| 01:31:28 |
What just happened? Make it come back. |
| 01:31:33 |
She just opened it. |
| 01:31:35 |
Voilà. One poisoned Apple. |
| 01:31:43 |
Self-destruct. |
| 01:31:45 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:31:48 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:31:55 |
All right, pay up. |
| 01:32:01 |
Yes! |
| 01:32:07 |
She's gone catatonic. |
| 01:32:09 |
It's no use. |
| 01:32:13 |
My paper, due tomorrow. |
| 01:32:16 |
The debate, tomorrow. |
| 01:32:18 |
The guy definitely |
| 01:32:21 |
What about? Ow. |
| 01:32:24 |
I cant let her win like this. |
| 01:32:26 |
But the debate starts in 12 hours. |
| 01:32:30 |
I'm just gonna have to pull an all-nighter. |
| 01:33:31 |
The debate's about to begin. |
| 01:33:40 |
We couldn't find her anywhere. |
| 01:33:49 |
We need all candidates on stage now. |
| 01:34:05 |
Sydney. |
| 01:34:07 |
Sydney, you gotta wake up. |
| 01:34:18 |
I know you're tired, but you can't give up now. |
| 01:34:26 |
You mean a lot to me. |
| 01:34:47 |
OK. I'm awake now. |
| 01:34:52 |
Well, I'm afraid we can't wait |
| 01:34:57 |
I'm here! I'm here! |
| 01:35:09 |
Ms. Witch burn, |
| 01:35:15 |
what will you do differently? |
| 01:35:23 |
This has been a great year for the university |
| 01:35:27 |
to be breaking ground |
| 01:35:37 |
Ms. White, your rebuttal? |
| 01:35:43 |
I guess your people couldn't make it. |
| 01:35:55 |
Go, Sydney! |
| 01:35:58 |
Go, Sydney! |
| 01:36:13 |
I vote for Sydney! |
| 01:36:35 |
Go! |
| 01:36:38 |
You've been oppressed by the Greek elite |
| 01:36:41 |
who take everything for themselves |
| 01:36:47 |
It's time for the rest of the school |
| 01:36:51 |
Yeah! |
| 01:36:53 |
I bet most of you have no idea how great |
| 01:36:59 |
The social and cultural landscape |
| 01:37:03 |
Those guys are forced to practice |
| 01:37:07 |
Yeah! |
| 01:37:08 |
Professor Carlton... |
| 01:37:12 |
I have met so many great |
| 01:37:14 |
that I never would have met |
| 01:37:18 |
Before, all I wanted was to fit in. |
| 01:37:22 |
But I've learned that |
| 01:37:25 |
and we... we all feel like outsiders |
| 01:37:28 |
and we all do things and feel things |
| 01:37:30 |
that are bizarre |
| 01:37:36 |
We're all dorks. |
| 01:37:41 |
My name is Sydney White. |
| 01:37:44 |
I collect comic books |
| 01:37:50 |
I'm a dork. |
| 01:37:56 |
I'm Tyler Prince. I'm the current |
| 01:38:03 |
I'm a dork. |
| 01:38:12 |
My name is... |
| 01:38:16 |
and I've never had sex |
| 01:38:19 |
Oh. |
| 01:38:20 |
But I really, really want to. |
| 01:38:24 |
I'm a dork. |
| 01:38:34 |
Hi. |
| 01:38:36 |
My name is name is Jeremy. |
| 01:38:42 |
I used to speak only through my puppet. |
| 01:38:49 |
I'm a dork! |
| 01:38:57 |
My name's Moose. When I was 13 |
| 01:39:00 |
I was the top-ranked male figure skater |
| 01:39:03 |
Dude! |
| 01:39:13 |
I've hated Rachel Witch burn |
| 01:39:16 |
ever since she told me I had mom arms |
| 01:39:19 |
and I have a voodoo doll of her |
| 01:39:28 |
Oh, and I'm a dork. |
| 01:39:35 |
Hi. My name is Dinky Hodgekiss |
| 01:39:38 |
and I think I'm in love with a dork. |
| 01:39:48 |
Let's hear it for the dorks! |
| 01:40:10 |
Rachel Witch burn, you've exhibited |
| 01:40:15 |
You've lied, manipulated and verbally abused |
| 01:40:21 |
And you are just such a... |
| 01:40:24 |
a bitch. |
| 01:40:28 |
We, all of us, |
| 01:40:31 |
hereby strip you of the privileges |
| 01:40:37 |
But you can't! You can't just... |
| 01:40:40 |
We just did. |
| 01:40:46 |
Here comes a Kappa, queen of the row. |
| 01:40:49 |
She's hot, she's cool, she ain't no ho. |
| 01:40:52 |
She's got style, she's got class. |
| 01:40:55 |
And from behind, a kicking... |
| 01:41:51 |
Oh, no. You're not |
| 01:41:54 |
Nah. It's just the mulch. |
| 01:41:57 |
Oh. |
| 01:42:11 |
Hey, we're from Southeast State and we're lost. |
| 01:42:20 |
I will be your guide. |
| 01:42:23 |
Give me five minutes. |
| 01:42:26 |
Take all the time you need. |
| 01:42:38 |
OK. Bye. |
| 01:42:43 |
Terrence! What happened? |
| 01:42:45 |
Hey, guys. I finally perfected |
| 01:42:53 |
It can predict anything from the behavior |
| 01:42:58 |
to the outcome of sporting events. |
| 01:43:01 |
So I sold it to ibet. Com for $10 million. |
| 01:43:08 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 01:43:10 |
You a rich man! |
| 01:43:15 |
You know I helped. I did. |
| 01:43:27 |
Aw! |
| 01:43:32 |
Oh, let's take a picture. |
| 01:43:36 |
Come on. |
| 01:43:39 |
Get together. |
| 01:43:43 |
Say cheese. |
| 01:43:49 |
So, that's the story of Sydney White. |
| 01:43:52 |
My mom was right. I did make friends for life. |
| 01:43:55 |
And we all lived - |
| 01:44:00 |
dorkily ever after. |
