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T ky Zonbi
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This story |
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begins at a fire extinguisher |
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There was a large pile of trash |
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where people would come |
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Recently, it has also become a pseudo |
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And eventually, that pile of trash... |
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What? |
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You're growing more... nose hairs. |
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Oh, it's white. |
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It kinda looks pretty white. |
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Even though it's just nose hair. |
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What IS nose hair anyway? |
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Dunno. |
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Come at me! |
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Keep your head up and your back straight. |
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Oh, my bad... |
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No good. |
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You have to raise the opposite leg first. |
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Oh, I see. |
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Keeps it sturdier. |
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Think of it like a triangle. |
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Don't forget that. |
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Yes, Sir. |
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Good. Round two then. |
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Yes, Sir. |
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May the best man win. |
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What the... |
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Your base is too weak. |
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Wha? |
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If your base is too weak, this is what |
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Shit... |
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Hey! No biting allowed! |
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Sorry. It's a habit of mine. |
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Bad habits must be fixed! |
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I always lose myself when I get too passionate. |
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Then don't lose to yourself. |
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I understand. |
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Good. |
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One more round? |
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You good for nothing slobs! |
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Ow... Oh, it's Ujimoto. |
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Don't play innocent with me! What |
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Laying out mattresses like that... |
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We're on our lunch break right now, Sir. |
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Lunch break, you say?? |
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Knowing you, |
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Not pro-wrestling; it's Jujitsu. |
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Hey, keep quiet. |
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Hey, Baldy! Say that a bit louder! |
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This company and BOTH of you, for that |
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Lie down there. |
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Idiot, what're you doing? Lie on your SIDE. |
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Grab the sides and roll around. |
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Do it. |
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What's with this stupid bald head of yours? |
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You may look old, but you're a child. |
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You act nice, but I know you're both making fun of me. |
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Do you have any idea what I have |
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Dammit! You jackass... you jackass... |
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Hold it right there, Fujio he's dead. |
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What the hell are you doing! |
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It's HIS fault. But what should we do? |
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...Black Fuji is our only choice. |
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Tokyo Zombie |
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Darling! Stop this at once! If you don't, |
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If you stop, I'LL get mad. That okay with you? |
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No, it's not... |
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Don't let her fool you! She's not a |
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Shut up, ya old HAG! We WARNED you |
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See? Now she's showing her true colors. |
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Mommy! |
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Darlinnnnng! |
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Hello? |
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Hel-lo. |
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HELLO! |
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HELLO! |
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Ujimoto's Grave. |
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Well, let's go. |
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Wait a minute. He probably misses this. |
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Aw, a last gesture of sympathy... |
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I only hit him lightly. I had no idea he'd DIE. |
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That's Hayashi... |
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Hayashi? |
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He was my homeroom teacher in junior high. |
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Why isn't he wearing pants? |
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What a waste... |
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Long time no see. |
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Who the hell are you? |
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You were late AGAIN... How many |
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I'm sorry, Sensei. But I have a reason... |
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LIKE I CARE!! Late is late! |
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry! |
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What did I do to deserve this? |
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Hard Bastard |
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Bingo. |
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Oh my... Oh my oh my oh my... |
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This is good stuff... |
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Who're you! |
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What do you want? |
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Oh my God... |
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you wanna suck it? Oh, I see, I see. |
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Don't usually go for girls, but you'll do. |
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Okay, so bite it lightly, okay? |
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Ow, that's too hard. |
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Why'd you have to kick |
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Gotta problem with that? If so, then |
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Oh, I don't like that... |
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Hey, don't touch me! Stop it!! |
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I don't like this either! |
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Why did you beat that teacher? |
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Revenge. |
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So he did ya, huh. |
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What? |
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I can tell that teacher's bad news. |
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But he didn't "do" me... |
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But I think he DID. You have the face of |
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Aw, stop it. |
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That's because he DID you. |
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I keep telling you he didn't. |
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...like he smacked your butt? |
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JUST SHUT UP BEFORE I FUCKING KILL YOU! |
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Look, look... |
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Looks like we got him. |
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Are you sure? |
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Sure, I'm sure. Be a good boy. |
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Huh? He's still alive. |
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You're right. |
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Looks like he's really hurt. |
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That's bad. |
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I wonder if he'll be okay? |
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If he's not okay, one of those |
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Guess you're right. |
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What do you want for dinner today? |
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Hmmm... Hayashi rice. |
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Hey, can you kids give me some room? |
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I'm sorry! Forgive us. |
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Kids like you shouldn't be out so late. |
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Hey, Sir! |
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Huh? What? |
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Please give me otoshidama! |
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...Who are you? |
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Please give me otoshidama! |
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Oh, here it is. |
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So THAT'S what you mean... |
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but you kids really shouldn't be doing |
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Don't underestimate adults. |
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We apologize! |
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Your boyfriend's leaving you |
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What do you want to do? Wanna come visit me? |
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Please help me! This weird guy is stalking me! |
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What the hell are you doing! |
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Oh crap... |
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Micchan. Are you awake? |
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No, I'm asleep. |
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I can't seem to fall asleep. |
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I keep thinking about the guy we hit. |
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Go to sleep and you'll forget about it, Fujio. |
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I WOULD sleep if it wasn't on my mind. |
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Geeeez... |
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Guess we have no choice then. |
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Here ya go. Put this tape on your |
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Say, you're smarter than you look. |
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Guess so. |
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Thanks. |
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Micchan, can I ask you a question? |
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What? |
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Do I really have a knack for Jujitsu? |
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To tell you the truth, no. |
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I don't? |
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Nope. But you do have a knack for "something" |
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What do you mean "something"? |
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That's a secret. |
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Aw, come on, tell me. |
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It's a secret. |
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Come on, tell me! |
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Secret. |
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What's the matter? |
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What, what? Are you okay? |
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Nothing. Just go to sleep. |
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Are you really okay? |
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Well, tell me tomorrow then. |
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I wonder what it is? |
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And so, Doctor, what are your |
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Zombies in Tokyo?! Frightening tales of evil. |
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Zombies in Tokyo?! Frightening tales of evil. |
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Zombies in Tokyo?! Frightening tales of evil. |
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Black Fuji? Are you talking about the |
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Trash isn't the only thing being buried there. |
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Dead bodies and |
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As well as the mighty spirit of the |
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along with industrial waste... |
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Zombies, you say? |
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It seems that at last, TRUE |
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Zombies bite people... |
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and from the evil virus within, |
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Zombies are motivated by their fear of Hell, |
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But the only way to destroy a zombie |
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Behead it, you say? |
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Yes. Please behead them. Like this... |
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What show is this? |
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Dunno. |
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Hey, let's try something |
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Something a little more violent... |
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You mean like pro wrestling? |
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No, I'm just saying |
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It's just that Jujitsu moves look kind of |
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It may look dull, but Jujitsu is powerful. |
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That alone makes it interesting. |
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Oh well, you can teach me Jujitsu. |
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Drop the "oh well". |
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What's wrong? |
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Ujimoto... |
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Oh, so Ujimoto survived. |
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Oh, that's the guy I |
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I lost sleep because of you... |
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Hey, this guy's acting weird... |
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I wonder if he's |
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Hold him back. Just like I taught you. |
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Understand? DON'T let him bite you. |
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Get him! Hold him back! |
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Fujio! |
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That's easy for YOU to say! |
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I've got him, now what do I do? |
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Stay cool! And now, give him a sweep! |
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What's a shoop? |
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Not a "shoop"; a "sweep"! |
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Here, get your legs out. Your legs. |
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Now flip... flip... |
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Good. |
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Wow, that was easy! Why couldn't I do this earlier? |
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Idiot. It's no use beating him if he's already dead. |
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Oh, you're right. |
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You really worry me sometimes... |
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Sorry, sorry. Why you... |
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What the hell are these people? |
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They're probably zombies. |
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Zombies? |
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This's bad. Come on, let's go. |
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Okay, we're safe. Let's get out of here. |
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What's wrong? |
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I don't have the keys. |
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Aw, please. Where are they? |
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Probably inside. |
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Idiot. Go get them. |
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Whaaa? And face the zombies? |
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I'll distract them. |
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Heyyyy, zombies! Hey, come here! |
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Come here, come here, come here. |
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Got it yet, Fujio? |
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Not quite! |
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Hurry up already! |
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Damn, where'd I put them? |
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Micchan, I found them! |
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What?? |
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They were in the ignition all along! |
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Jackass! |
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Sorry, my bad. |
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Sorry about that, Micchan. |
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Are you mad? Sorry, I really mean it. |
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I'm gonna hit you. |
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What? |
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After we get somewhere safe, |
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I know. You can hit me as hard as you want. |
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Was that necessary? |
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You said as "hard as I wanted". |
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Yeah, but STILL... you scared me. |
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...Oops, forgot my wallet. |
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Oh, I forgot mine, too. |
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Oh well. Where should we go? |
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Probably up north. |
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North? |
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Yeah. For starters, go north. |
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Where are we now? |
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We've been driving for hours... |
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Think there are any zombies here? |
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I don't think zombies would go north. |
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Hey, wait a minute!! |
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You should have known you've been |
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Farewell Party |
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Farewell Party |
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Farewell Party |
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Farewell Party |
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Lemme tell you something about north |
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But going north or south, either is okay. |
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No, it's not! It has to be north. |
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What's so great about north? |
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Russia. |
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Russia?! |
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In Russia, there's lots |
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A guy like you should WANT to |
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I'm not interested in Russia. |
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Of course. Everyone knows Russia is manly. |
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I definitely DON'T want to go. |
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So you don't want to be a wrestler? |
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Of course I want to be one. |
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Then start working towards it! |
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Why do you have to be so |
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You're the one who talked |
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I HAVE to boss you around. You were so scared of |
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You almost got killed, TOO, ya know. |
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But you got scared because you've got no balls. |
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Yeah, I do. |
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No, you DON'T. |
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Yeah, I do. |
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No, you don't. |
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Do. |
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Fine, if that's the case, then knock me down. |
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Why the hell do I... |
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There, I did it. |
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You're cheating! |
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Let's go to Russia. Let's go to Russia. |
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No... I'm not going! |
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What's wrong, Micchan? |
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Are you okay? |
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Listen, I feel love... |
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Uhhh, in what way? |
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Do you feel love? |
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Well, yeah, as a FRIEND... |
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I was talking about Jujitsu. |
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Of course I do. |
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Really? |
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Yeah, I do. |
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I've done lots of martial arts... |
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but I think Jujitsu is definitely the best. |
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Well, Micchan, I agree with that. |
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There is... something that... I must say... to you. |
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I haven't told you this before, but... |
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actually... I have cancer. |
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Cancer? |
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Half a year ago... |
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I was... |
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told that I... |
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had stomach cancer. |
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Just when... it started progressing... I met you. |
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And I decided to teach you Jujitsu... |
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And once again... I was able to |
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I didn't know... |
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But I never know... |
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wanted to... show you... the wonders of Jujitsu. |
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This's kinda embarrassing, |
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Micchan, I've got something to tell you... |
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You made me much stronger and I look |
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I agree. |
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Instead of letting |
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I'd rather be killed by you. |
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But I couldn't do that. |
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I don't mind. |
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Like this? This way, right? |
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Yeah, that's right. |
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Then my legs go this way? |
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No, that's wrong. |
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Okay, like this? |
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Not quite... |
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Oh wait, I think I got it. |
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That'll never work. |
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Wait, I think I got it... |
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He says he wants to know the whole story. |
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It's just an ulcer from accumulated stress... |
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You'd better explain it to him. |
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After I've paid this much, |
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Tell me the truth. It's cancer, right? |
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TELL ME I HAVE CANCER, |
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It's cancer... |
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So it's true. Please forgive my temper. |
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Hey, Fujio... Fujio, get off me! What're you doing? |
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You're grossing me out; get off! |
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Oh, sorry, my bad. Ah, my leg's |
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Owowow. |
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Hey, what's the hold up? Let's go. |
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Just a minute. |
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Okay, got it. Micchan, come look at this. |
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What is it? What the hell? |
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What is it? What the hell? |
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Russia bound |
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Aw, stop that. |
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...So you really were banged by that teacher. |
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I TOLD you, I wasn't! Stop bringing it up. |
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If you talk about it again, I'll forget |
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Go and get the bare essentials. Don't |
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Okay, I get it. |
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Hey! Hey, zombies! |
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Wow, I didn't know Hard Chipple |
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Fujio! Hurry up! |
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I'm almost done! |
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Time to go. |
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Good. |
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What did you get? |
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Hey, what's this? |
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Why didn't you get more nutritious things? |
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And where's my cigarettes and toothbrushes? |
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Want me to help? |
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You'd only get in the way. |
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I expected more of him... |
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Well THAT was mature of him... |
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Without toothbrushes, we'll get cavities. |
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I wonder if I should have gotten more... |
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What's with this? |
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Idiot, idiot, idiot... |
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Let go of me, you weirdo! Stop it! |
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There's no time to explain, just get in! |
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No, let go! |
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Get in! |
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What's going on? |
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No! No! |
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Where are you taking me?? ...re you psycho? |
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Just shut up, bitch! Get going. |
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I'll start the engine. |
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Oops. I got bit. |
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Got it. Micchan, we're leaving. |
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Good. Let's go. |
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What's wrong, Micchan? |
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I got bit. |
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Just 3000 yen?? |
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That was a waste of time... |
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What's the big idea? |
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Have some respect for him; he got bit! |
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Why should I? I didn't ASK for his help. |
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Hasn't anyone ever taught you |
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Who the hell are you guys anyway? |
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Who the hell are YOU? Stop it. |
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YOU stop it. |
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You little bitch... |
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Hey, you two! |
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She's not at fault. |
| 00:44:44 |
I'm sorry, Micchan. I should have |
| 00:44:49 |
Don't let it get to you. |
| 00:44:52 |
But I'm probably a goner now. |
| 00:44:54 |
Micchan, hang in there. |
| 00:44:57 |
I was bitten by a zombie... it's over for me. |
| 00:45:02 |
Don't condemn yourself! |
| 00:45:05 |
Fujio... Russia. |
| 00:45:11 |
Go to Russia and get stronger. |
| 00:45:17 |
Only with you. You're coming too, right? |
| 00:45:20 |
With or without me, you can still learn Jujitsu. |
| 00:45:25 |
In ten years from now, I'll give you a black belt. |
| 00:45:29 |
Hey, this guy got bitten by a zombie, right? |
| 00:45:35 |
Just shut up. |
| 00:45:38 |
If anyone, you should kill the BALD GUY. |
| 00:45:46 |
What's this for? |
| 00:45:49 |
Take care of her. |
| 00:45:54 |
No way. I'd never! |
| 00:45:57 |
You're a man, aren't you? |
| 00:46:03 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:46:06 |
Life is full of farewells. |
| 00:46:12 |
...Bye then. |
| 00:46:14 |
Micchan! |
| 00:46:25 |
Micchan! |
| 00:46:31 |
Oh yeah, I can't swim... |
| 00:46:35 |
Micchan! |
| 00:46:39 |
Aw man. |
| 00:46:44 |
Shit. |
| 00:46:59 |
"Mitsuo... Fujio..." |
| 00:47:12 |
It's a Jujitsu robe... |
| 00:47:32 |
Hey, what're you doing? Hey! |
| 00:47:36 |
Leggo of me! |
| 00:47:44 |
Let go of me! |
| 00:47:49 |
You're going, too! |
| 00:47:50 |
No, stop it! |
| 00:47:54 |
What did I do to you? |
| 00:47:57 |
Micchan died and you're not even crying for him! |
| 00:48:00 |
You think I'd cry for some bald |
| 00:48:07 |
What was that for? |
| 00:48:09 |
You should talk more like a lady! |
| 00:48:12 |
Why the fuck should YOU care? |
| 00:48:18 |
Look... Look... |
| 00:48:21 |
What is it? |
| 00:48:22 |
Someone's in the car. |
| 00:48:24 |
Thanks for the Calpis. |
| 00:48:31 |
Hey, that's mine! |
| 00:48:37 |
Wowww, that's good! Thank you very much. |
| 00:48:46 |
Hey, hey, stop! Hey! |
| 00:48:59 |
NOWwhat'll we do without a car? |
| 00:49:13 |
Stop calling me retarded! |
| 00:49:25 |
Hey, wait! Hey, I can't swim! Help! |
| 00:49:29 |
Listen! I'd rather kill myself than |
| 00:49:33 |
Please, really, I can't swim... |
| 00:49:35 |
Retard, retard, stupid, moron, cocksucker! |
| 00:49:40 |
Hey, don't go! Hey, what're you |
| 00:49:47 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:49:49 |
Hey, help me... |
| 00:49:54 |
Just drown, jackass! |
| 00:50:02 |
Hey, they're jumping in after us! Hey! Hey! |
| 00:50:26 |
...Five years later |
| 00:50:30 |
Tokyo died. |
| 00:51:16 |
Because of the zombies that descended |
| 00:51:24 |
However, a small section of the |
| 00:51:37 |
The wealthy people captured citizens who had |
| 00:51:48 |
And those who ceased to be useful were executed. |
| 00:51:56 |
However, one last hope remained for the slaves. |
| 00:52:02 |
They were able to appear |
| 00:52:09 |
If they became popular, these poor |
| 00:52:32 |
And the zombie wins! |
| 00:52:41 |
That's boring! |
| 00:52:42 |
You suck! |
| 00:52:43 |
You're all gross! Well, they are! |
| 00:52:47 |
And now, the REAL zombie games will begin. |
| 00:52:51 |
The zombie boxing lightweight |
| 00:53:11 |
Good luck! |
| 00:53:12 |
Haratake, you suck! |
| 00:53:15 |
And in the other corner, we have a |
| 00:53:21 |
A serious fighter, Black Fuji Jujitsu's... Pon Fujio!! |
| 00:53:44 |
Fight! |
| 00:53:47 |
Are you serious? |
| 00:54:12 |
...Pon Fujio wins!! |
| 00:54:17 |
What the hell? |
| 00:54:18 |
That was too fast! |
| 00:54:19 |
What're you trying to do, you ham! |
| 00:54:22 |
Die! |
| 00:54:23 |
Drop dead! |
| 00:54:28 |
Okay, fine patrons, |
| 00:54:36 |
And now it is time for today's main event. A man |
| 00:54:44 |
This fight will be in two rounds! The |
| 00:54:53 |
Then the second round |
| 00:55:11 |
Will our very own Gaiga be able to win?! |
| 00:55:15 |
The audience is rowdy as usual. |
| 00:55:18 |
Sorry about that. |
| 00:55:26 |
You think I have time to think |
| 00:55:31 |
And I have to show the powers of Jujitsu. |
| 00:55:33 |
You're boring, so boring! |
| 00:55:36 |
Be a little more creative, okay? |
| 00:55:39 |
Look. |
| 00:55:49 |
That's a pro wrestler. A great sight to watch. |
| 00:55:56 |
Great to watch? It's all faked. |
| 00:56:00 |
I can tell his opponent isn't a real zombie. |
| 00:56:03 |
This means he can relax and |
| 00:56:07 |
So it's that obvious? |
| 00:56:10 |
I'll admit, not everyone here is a real zombie. |
| 00:56:14 |
But if we mix the real ones with the fake |
| 00:56:19 |
They believe they're seeing a real |
| 00:56:33 |
It's really turning into quite a show. |
| 00:56:38 |
I'm not interested in that! |
| 00:56:45 |
I have a backup plan. |
| 00:56:48 |
Get me if you can! |
| 00:56:50 |
I was just thinking about livening things up a bit. |
| 00:56:54 |
The next zombie is a real one. |
| 00:57:11 |
He's pretty good. |
| 00:57:39 |
What the hell is this?! |
| 00:57:52 |
You... |
| 00:57:57 |
You're real! |
| 00:57:59 |
Honorable patrons! |
| 00:58:07 |
Double crossed by Gaiga, resulting in one of his |
| 00:58:26 |
No one told me... How dare you... |
| 00:58:34 |
Dammit... Now I REALLY want to kick your ass. |
| 00:59:35 |
The Masked Zombie... or shall we |
| 00:59:41 |
Our hero Gaiga has been defeated by Gori. |
| 00:59:44 |
Even his entrails were eaten... HOWEVER! |
| 00:59:48 |
Our zombie fighters have not all lost! |
| 01:00:00 |
Wait... Fujio's going to fight HIM?? |
| 01:00:03 |
Yes, it's true. |
| 01:00:10 |
Gori! Gori! |
| 01:00:38 |
Hello, Squeeze Power Plant speaking. |
| 01:00:40 |
Hey you! What the hell were |
| 01:00:44 |
I apologize, sir. |
| 01:00:45 |
You're fixing this, or you're dead! |
| 01:00:47 |
Yes, sir. |
| 01:00:51 |
Hey! Work harder, you all! |
| 01:01:34 |
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze... |
| 01:01:37 |
Hey, I told you to fix that. |
| 01:01:41 |
What're you doing? |
| 01:01:45 |
I'm making squeeze-electricity. This |
| 01:01:50 |
Waste of time. |
| 01:01:55 |
I'm only doing it because you don't bring |
| 01:02:00 |
Jujitsu Rules All men go to Russia |
| 01:02:12 |
Micchan... Today, I used a move you taught |
| 01:02:20 |
Fire Extinguishing Plant |
| 01:02:23 |
Yes, but when you take him down, |
| 01:02:33 |
Really? Good point. |
| 01:02:37 |
But still, today's match was only worth 80 points. |
| 01:02:44 |
I promise someday I'll win a |
| 01:02:50 |
Hey, I'm not finished talking to Micchan yet! |
| 01:02:54 |
505 yen? Just that? |
| 01:02:59 |
That's less than last time. You probably |
| 01:03:06 |
Aw shut up! I keep telling you, I'm |
| 01:03:10 |
Listen here, romantic ideals won't put |
| 01:03:15 |
I fight to show others how wonderful |
| 01:03:20 |
I think it's silly. |
| 01:03:24 |
A dead bald guy who saved our lives, you mean! |
| 01:03:25 |
If I hadn't been there, you'd be long dead now. |
| 01:03:29 |
And now I regret saving such a silly guy like you... |
| 01:03:34 |
But anyway, I'm sick of this way of life. |
| 01:03:39 |
Then just leave! It's you who's holding |
| 01:03:44 |
Martial arts? You're fighting ZOMBIES. |
| 01:03:48 |
And you pray every day and night to this |
| 01:03:54 |
Hey, what was that for! Geez... |
| 01:03:58 |
Instead of keeping a promise to some dead guy, |
| 01:04:03 |
Fumio still can't speak. It's probably |
| 01:04:08 |
Stop blaming ME. YOU gave birth to her. |
| 01:04:23 |
Owwww. That's domestic violence, you know! |
| 01:04:28 |
You think I care what a Jujitsu retard has to say! |
| 01:04:34 |
Just stop that, you bitch. |
| 01:04:36 |
If you think you're so great, then |
| 01:04:42 |
Why don't you just give up and become a zombie? |
| 01:04:46 |
If I die, |
| 01:04:55 |
Stop calling me retarded! |
| 01:05:21 |
Die! |
| 01:05:23 |
Die! |
| 01:05:25 |
Die! |
| 01:05:32 |
Hey, that's my bad leg! |
| 01:05:36 |
I'm not touching your injury! |
| 01:05:40 |
Die! Die! |
| 01:05:45 |
Hey, that hurts! |
| 01:05:51 |
Micchan, I'll do great in tomorrow's |
| 01:06:36 |
Ryoko... |
| 01:06:39 |
Are you asleep? |
| 01:06:51 |
Good night. |
| 01:07:05 |
Retard. |
| 01:07:39 |
"Win us a mansion... |
| 01:07:47 |
good luck. Also, good luck... to you." |
| 01:07:59 |
Fujio, darling. Your skin feels nice. |
| 01:08:03 |
Hey! |
| 01:08:04 |
So soft... |
| 01:08:05 |
Cut it out! |
| 01:08:08 |
Don't be so cold. |
| 01:08:11 |
You shouldn't underestimate |
| 01:08:15 |
He was a real fighter before he died. |
| 01:08:18 |
He's just a zombie, not an "opponent". |
| 01:08:23 |
I just hope you don't die and join him. |
| 01:08:37 |
Well, patrons, |
| 01:08:46 |
Will Gori win, or will Fujio use his customary |
| 01:08:56 |
Fight! |
| 01:09:15 |
This is Jujitsu. |
| 01:09:18 |
What the hell happened? |
| 01:09:46 |
Gori! Get him! |
| 01:10:28 |
All right! Gori! |
| 01:10:38 |
Sorry. |
| 01:10:56 |
What're you doing! Deliver the final blow at once! |
| 01:11:10 |
Hey! Help me! |
| 01:11:17 |
Why're you coming to me? He's your opponent! |
| 01:11:21 |
Hey! Don't come near! |
| 01:11:43 |
Did you snap it off? |
| 01:11:46 |
Did you snap it off? |
| 01:11:47 |
Prince! |
| 01:11:48 |
Prince |
| 01:11:49 |
Prince |
| 01:11:52 |
Just a little mishap! But rest assured. |
| 01:11:56 |
Please allow us to continue! |
| 01:11:59 |
Did you snap it off? |
| 01:12:00 |
I apologize, your majesty! I |
| 01:12:04 |
You snapped if off, right? |
| 01:12:06 |
Yes, sir! |
| 01:12:10 |
You call THAT a fight? |
| 01:12:12 |
No way! |
| 01:12:18 |
Snap it off? |
| 01:12:20 |
Yes! |
| 01:12:21 |
Snap it off? |
| 01:12:22 |
Yes! |
| 01:13:18 |
Did you win? |
| 01:13:31 |
You came back because you won, right? |
| 01:13:35 |
I'm quitting Jujitsu. |
| 01:13:37 |
Huh? |
| 01:13:39 |
I'm also quitting fighting. |
| 01:13:42 |
What the hell are you saying? |
| 01:13:44 |
How the hell are we going to eat? |
| 01:13:48 |
We'll go work in the Squeeze Electric Company. |
| 01:13:52 |
Who'd wanna work in that shit hole? |
| 01:13:56 |
Then what else will we do? |
| 01:14:00 |
Shut up. You came in here because |
| 01:14:07 |
Listen, you... the Jujitsu Micchan taught me lost. |
| 01:14:12 |
Show some sympathy. |
| 01:14:14 |
Ohhh, so you lost. |
| 01:14:18 |
I'm surprised you made it home then. |
| 01:14:21 |
But it wasn't Jujitsu that lost; YOU did. |
| 01:14:25 |
And the reason I did is because you annoy me! |
| 01:14:29 |
Why is it MY fault? |
| 01:14:33 |
If you weren't around, I'd have gone |
| 01:14:38 |
Then I'd be fighting on the world level right now. |
| 01:14:41 |
Stop blaming other people all |
| 01:14:45 |
If that's the way you feel, then you can just leave! |
| 01:14:54 |
Hey, where are you going? |
| 01:14:57 |
Where? Russia, of course. |
| 01:15:00 |
And what am I supposed to do? |
| 01:15:02 |
Don't ask me. |
| 01:15:04 |
The only reason I stayed with you all |
| 01:15:10 |
Are you serious? |
| 01:15:11 |
Yes, I am. DEAD serious. |
| 01:15:14 |
I see. In that case, I'll be GLAD to see |
| 01:15:21 |
I will. You drop dead, too. |
| 01:15:36 |
FUCK! |
| 01:15:50 |
I do like your style, but... |
| 01:15:54 |
well, win tomorrow's match and we'll see. |
| 01:15:58 |
I'm not fighting anymore. |
| 01:15:59 |
Huh?? Did today's loss scare you or something? |
| 01:16:03 |
Now that's what you get for |
| 01:16:07 |
It doesn't matter if I win or lose. People complain. |
| 01:16:11 |
Just get it over with and kill me. |
| 01:16:13 |
So... you don't care what happens to your family? |
| 01:16:17 |
My family doesn't matter to me! |
| 01:16:23 |
...Then kiss me! |
| 01:16:33 |
Damn... you hate me THAT much? |
| 01:16:37 |
And here I thought you could be the best. |
| 01:16:41 |
What a waste of talent. |
| 01:16:45 |
WHAT A WASTE! |
| 01:17:03 |
SHIT! |
| 01:17:09 |
When he comes back, I'll KILL him this time. |
| 01:17:14 |
What's so great about a shitty bald guy anyway! |
| 01:17:20 |
What? You have something to say to me? |
| 01:17:40 |
I'm not crying yet. Retard. |
| 01:18:03 |
Micchan, what should I do? |
| 01:18:07 |
Please speak to me again. |
| 01:18:41 |
Pon Fujio's Blood Festival |
| 01:19:05 |
Micchan... |
| 01:19:10 |
Heave ho! Heave ho! |
| 01:19:24 |
Are we having a great time, or WHAT! |
| 01:19:28 |
You call THIS shit a "great time"?? |
| 01:19:30 |
If today's match is boring again, |
| 01:19:35 |
Fine patrons, have you heard of |
| 01:19:40 |
It is said that he has defeated |
| 01:19:45 |
He has awesome Gundam-like powers! |
| 01:19:48 |
The strongest zombie. You see, several days ago, |
| 01:19:55 |
In order to rile him up to supreme rage and |
| 01:20:04 |
We hope that today's fight will |
| 01:20:09 |
Now let me introduce... Zombald. A bald zombie! |
| 01:20:16 |
Bald zombie? |
| 01:20:24 |
What the hell is THAT? |
| 01:20:26 |
It's just some bald old guy! |
| 01:20:28 |
Gimme a break! |
| 01:20:35 |
First, a demonstration. |
| 01:20:37 |
One against a crowd! |
| 01:20:40 |
Our slave-fighters... will be his meal! |
| 01:21:10 |
Stop this, Micchan! |
| 01:21:15 |
What's going on? Do you know him?? |
| 01:21:18 |
He's my mentor! Micchan, |
| 01:21:24 |
Patrons! Did you hear that?! |
| 01:21:26 |
The strongest zombie turned out to be |
| 01:21:31 |
What a fated reunion! |
| 01:21:33 |
Let's see some action then! |
| 01:21:37 |
It's me! Your friend, Fujio. |
| 01:21:44 |
You don't remember me? |
| 01:22:02 |
Today's main event... Pon Fujio vs. Zombald! |
| 01:22:08 |
Fight! |
| 01:22:10 |
So one of your friends is |
| 01:22:15 |
My friend is being forced to |
| 01:22:20 |
I'm asking you, will there be Calpis in there or not? |
| 01:22:23 |
...There probably will be Calpis. |
| 01:22:27 |
Okay. |
| 01:22:29 |
Get ready to party! Let's go in and get the Calpis!! |
| 01:22:35 |
This isn't a DATE, you guys! |
| 01:22:38 |
What're you waiting for, jackass! |
| 01:24:46 |
What're they doing? |
| 01:24:48 |
That looks really gross... |
| 01:24:50 |
What's happening? |
| 01:25:14 |
Biting is off limits. |
| 01:25:16 |
Aw, damn. Old habits never die... |
| 01:25:25 |
What're you doing here? |
| 01:25:28 |
You're okay? |
| 01:25:29 |
Did you go to Russia? |
| 01:25:31 |
No, not yet... |
| 01:25:32 |
What're you doing HERE then? Go to Russia! |
| 01:25:34 |
Well, a lot of things came up and... |
| 01:25:40 |
What's wrong, Micchan? Are you okay? |
| 01:25:43 |
Hey, what're you... shit! |
| 01:25:47 |
What're you doing! |
| 01:25:51 |
What're you trying to do?? |
| 01:25:54 |
Zombies have to eat human flesh... |
| 01:26:00 |
Stop it! |
| 01:26:04 |
Let me bite you. If not, I'll kill you. |
| 01:26:14 |
Stop it, Micchan! |
| 01:26:16 |
Hey, what happened to the normal |
| 01:26:19 |
Hey, come on, let's practice Jujitsu again together! |
| 01:26:29 |
Stop relying on help from a dead man. |
| 01:26:33 |
Live by your own power. |
| 01:26:36 |
Defeat me. |
| 01:26:39 |
But I can't do that... |
| 01:26:40 |
Fujio! I'm serious. |
| 01:26:44 |
But I can't be serious! |
| 01:26:48 |
He did you, didn't he. |
| 01:26:51 |
What? |
| 01:26:52 |
He did you. |
| 01:26:54 |
That teacher at Black Fuji... |
| 01:27:06 |
What? |
| 01:27:10 |
It's okay. |
| 01:27:15 |
Come on. Just kiss me. Have you kissed before? |
| 01:27:23 |
He didn't DO me. |
| 01:27:26 |
You have the face of a guy who's |
| 01:27:28 |
He didn't do me! |
| 01:27:31 |
Yes, he did. |
| 01:27:33 |
For the last time, he DIDN'T do me!! |
| 01:27:39 |
...So he DID... |
| 01:27:41 |
No, he didn't, you ass! Moron, moron, moron!! |
| 01:28:04 |
Looks like your bad habits developed good ones. |
| 01:28:08 |
I'm sorry, Micchan! |
| 01:28:10 |
Now I can finally die. |
| 01:28:13 |
No, you can't die! |
| 01:28:14 |
Idiot. I'm already dead. |
| 01:28:19 |
Then come back to life! |
| 01:28:22 |
You're not making sense. |
| 01:28:26 |
Listen. Go to Russia. |
| 01:28:31 |
Remember how I told you back |
| 01:28:36 |
Yeah, I remember. |
| 01:28:39 |
Truthfully, you have NOTHING. |
| 01:28:44 |
But... I can tell you the full story now. |
| 01:28:50 |
Since you have nothing, ANYTHING is possible. |
| 01:28:55 |
Believe in that and find |
| 01:29:06 |
I get it and don't get it... |
| 01:29:10 |
Fujio... |
| 01:29:13 |
I get it. |
| 01:29:15 |
Let's meet again someday. |
| 01:29:36 |
Micchan!! |
| 01:29:37 |
THAT MADE NO SENSE AT ALL!! |
| 01:29:40 |
Kill him!! |
| 01:29:44 |
I guess he's having a fun time now... |
| 01:29:46 |
Wanna go? |
| 01:29:55 |
Kill him! Kill him! |
| 01:29:58 |
Get out! Get out! |
| 01:30:04 |
Fighting stadium... |
| 01:30:05 |
Prince speaking! I'll be over there straight away! |
| 01:30:15 |
Guess it's Plan B. Release all the other zombies! |
| 01:30:21 |
Thank you, Micchan. |
| 01:30:24 |
I'll take your advice. |
| 01:30:32 |
Sorry, Fujio, dear. |
| 01:30:46 |
What?? |
| 01:30:51 |
Calpis... where is it? |
| 01:30:54 |
We're here! Now what? |
| 01:30:57 |
Help us!! We'll give you money!! |
| 01:31:01 |
What are they doing?? |
| 01:31:18 |
Where is the Calpis!! |
| 01:31:25 |
Is this... possibly... |
| 01:31:28 |
Yeah. |
| 01:31:30 |
Is it yummy? |
| 01:31:35 |
Listen, where's Calpis?! |
| 01:31:39 |
Where's Calpis?! |
| 01:32:19 |
Calpis... Calpis! Calpis! |
| 01:32:35 |
I apologize! Back then, I was a slave to Calpis... |
| 01:32:42 |
You have no idea what I went through after that. |
| 01:32:45 |
I'm sorry, but I REALLY like this truck. |
| 01:32:53 |
Does it run well? |
| 01:32:55 |
Very well! It's all fixed up! |
| 01:32:59 |
But will it make it to Russia? |
| 01:33:01 |
Russia?! That should be no problem. |
| 01:33:06 |
After all... it's Russian-made. |
| 01:33:10 |
For real?? |
| 01:33:11 |
For real, for real. |
| 01:33:12 |
Masa!! She has some more Calpis! |
| 01:33:18 |
Well done! |
| 01:33:22 |
Will that do? |
| 01:33:23 |
Guess it'll have to. |
| 01:33:25 |
Then it's a deal! |
| 01:33:37 |
All men go to Russia |
| 01:33:47 |
Shit, where did that retard go? |
| 01:33:59 |
I wonder if he did go to Russia. Guess so... |
| 01:34:19 |
Get on. |
| 01:34:22 |
What're you doing? You just |
| 01:34:25 |
We're going to Russia. |
| 01:34:27 |
Are you insane? |
| 01:34:29 |
Just get on! |
| 01:34:32 |
Who the hell wants to go to Russia! |
| 01:34:53 |
Get on, quick! |
| 01:34:58 |
We're all going to Russia? |
| 01:35:00 |
Yeah. |
| 01:35:01 |
Are you fucking retarded? |
| 01:35:03 |
Stop calling me retarded; I'll kill you! |
| 01:35:06 |
Are you fucking retarded? |
| 01:35:15 |
Are you fucking retarded? |
| 01:35:19 |
She talked. Our girl talked! |
| 01:35:24 |
Okay, let's go! |
| 01:35:25 |
Not so fast. |
| 01:35:27 |
What is it? |
| 01:35:28 |
Do you love me? |
| 01:35:31 |
I'm asking, do you love me? |
| 01:35:33 |
How can you ask that at a time like this? |
| 01:35:35 |
BECAUSE it's a time like this, I'm asking. |
| 01:35:37 |
Of course I love you. |
| 01:35:38 |
"Of course"? |
| 01:35:39 |
I love you. |
| 01:35:40 |
Oh, really. Then what about Fumio? |
| 01:35:43 |
I love her ten times more than you. |
| 01:35:48 |
Okay, let's go. |
| 01:36:18 |
Did you save me? |
| 01:36:19 |
We're going to Russia now. |
| 01:36:22 |
This place would be in trouble without |
| 01:36:26 |
I see... so you're leaving. |
| 01:36:30 |
Fine. When you come back, come work for me again. |
| 01:36:34 |
That's bullshit. |
| 01:36:36 |
I know. Then a goodbye kiss... |
| 01:36:42 |
I should have let you die. |
| 01:36:44 |
Hey... |
| 01:36:45 |
Are you fucking retarded? |
| 01:36:52 |
You're a star! |
| 01:36:58 |
You're my lucky star!! |
| 01:37:14 |
If you're wondering if we made it safely to |
| 01:37:23 |
Well then, I bid you farewell. |
| 01:37:32 |
Five minutes ago |
| 01:37:48 |
Five years ago |
| 01:38:04 |
Oops. I got bit. |
| 01:38:09 |
One, two, three. |
| 01:38:23 |
Mitsuo was bitten... |
| 01:38:24 |
Mitsuo was bitten... |
| 01:38:27 |
Owww... This hurts. |
| 01:38:33 |
This hurts. |
| 01:38:38 |
That Fujio... why didn't he kill me? |
| 01:38:43 |
This hurts. |
| 01:38:48 |
Hey! You idiot! I'm also a zombie! |
| 01:38:57 |
Retard! Go away. |
| 01:39:01 |
Sheesh, ZOMBIES these days... they |
| 01:39:11 |
Fujio! |
| 01:39:15 |
You're my lucky star!! |
| 01:39:25 |
That bastard... where is he going. |
| 01:39:27 |
Hey, don't go, Fujio! Kill me already! Don't go! |
| 01:43:42 |
Eirin |
