Taking Chances
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[Man] Throughout the |
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whenever the shells of tyranny |
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we have always endured. |
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And that is why, though often |
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by mainstream academics, |
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the Battle of Patriotville Creek |
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Yes. It all happened right here, |
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230 years ago. |
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[No Audible Dialogue] |
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Fire at will! |
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[Shouts] |
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None of us would ever |
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Charge! |
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[All Shouting] |
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Thank you. |
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Oh. Thank you. |
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# Now, where were you when I |
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# I swear that you could |
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# While you've been away |
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# Like there's no one around |
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# And I # |
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# Look to the stars # |
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# And right underneath |
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# What am I doing here # |
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# What will you do # |
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# When your dreams come true # |
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# When your dreams come true # |
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# What will you do # |
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# When your dreams come true # |
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# Another night Well, I |
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# Wearing out the disguise |
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# This dream is alive # |
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# Like some memory |
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# Till my eyes turn into stone # |
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# Till my eyes turn into stone # |
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# Till my eyes turn into stone # |
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# Till my eyes turn into stone # |
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- [Bell Clanging] |
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# When your dreams come true # |
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# When your dreams come true # |
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# What will you do # |
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# When your dreams come true # |
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[Man] |
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You know, man, there's |
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Hey, Dig. You know, some |
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And I don't mean, like, chasing high |
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Technically it's not a job. I know |
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I don't know what you want me |
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History is the cornerstone |
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Past! But the future, |
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is out there. |
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Old dead things... |
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Please. |
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Alive things... |
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Look, dude. All I'm saying is that |
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I'm meeting up with this... |
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sweet beauty. |
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Car... Carlinda. |
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Carlinda? |
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[Groans] |
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when it comes to you, |
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bring, dot, dot, dot... |
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Oh. Her, uh, beaver? Her |
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W... Friends. |
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Oh, her friends' beavers? |
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She's gonna bring her friends. |
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I... I... I can't, man. I... I... I gotta |
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Man, you're more stuck |
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I'm a little busy right now. |
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It is a simple fact, man. |
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Celibacy kills. |
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It's been medically |
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Where? |
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The journal. |
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In your journal? L... |
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I got priorities. |
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If I had a museum, |
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The musée de "pussay." |
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[Chuckles] That's great. |
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Yeah, I do. It would |
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There would be, uh, |
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Casanova. |
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Richard Gere. |
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It would be awesome. |
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Hartnett? Yeah. |
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[Man] Taylor Pork Lips Clamps was |
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to go out of business |
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Consequently, |
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and we're actually behind |
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Edwin Goosewiite, |
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Uh, yes, Mr. Mayor? |
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Clearly your Nobel Prize in |
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Actually, I don't have |
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Sarcasm, you mongoloid. |
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Just give us the F'ing |
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Oh. Well, we are |
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- [All Gasp] - I'm sorry. I probably |
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All right. Hold on. |
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The ship ain't sinkin', |
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Not while I'm in the |
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[Sighs] I got a plan, |
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Somethin' extra large. |
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The cavalry's on the way. |
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# [Drums Beating] |
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# [Continues] |
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Oh, man. |
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Eldorado '74. |
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Last of the greats. |
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Hey, that was back when |
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You know, back when a man |
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Get your girl so itchy |
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[High-pitched Voice] |
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That's what she would say. And then |
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and then you could have plenty |
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[Gunshot] |
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[Gunshot] |
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You ever wonder, if things took a |
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No. |
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How long has that sign |
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What if they had built |
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A hundred houses would be |
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It's crazy the potential |
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got realized. |
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[Gunshot] |
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# [Speakers: Country, Faint] |
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[Man] |
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Please, we actually |
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We got clientele. Native American |
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You mean Indians? |
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Oh, my God, that's |
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It's kind of like calling |
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I don't think... |
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They, uh, wanted three |
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So you better take 68. |
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Sixty-eight? |
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Oh, shit. Them Indians |
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- You mind? |
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[Rooster Crows] |
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[Chanting] |
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[Chanting Continues] |
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[All] |
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Hello. |
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I'm Mary Born Kicking. |
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Hey. I'm, uh, Chase, |
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Hi. |
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Oh. Sorry. |
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No. It's okay. |
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You do yoga, |
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Uh, yoga? I thought... |
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What? |
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Praying for rain? |
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[Chuckles] |
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You think yoga's effeminate? No. |
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You should try it. |
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Thank you. |
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You have to grab some in here, would |
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Mr. Barksdale. Oh, Chase |
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You leadin' |
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No. No, I'm not. |
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Uh, we don't even... I don't |
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Yeah, well, |
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Uh, I'm here for the... We had a |
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to the town council, so... |
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Sorry, son. You know, some |
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- [Chuckles] We need the chairs. |
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- Got what? |
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What, in there? |
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Historical tourism. |
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Ah. |
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Oh, you got some tunes? No. No. |
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[Man On Speakers] Here in Patriotville, |
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more than most places, in |
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That's fine. |
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where they come from, |
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- It's the feather. |
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That feather makes it gay. |
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Just my two cents. |
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[Man On Speakers] It's a grand |
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But history is a grand subject. |
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Let's see where it takes us. |
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And so, in conclusion, |
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Patriotville is a town |
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your casino business. |
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Great job, Stove. |
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Stove. |
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So, uh... [Chuckles] We think we took |
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and, uh, really |
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Yeah. And, uh, then we... |
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took it up... |
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another notch. |
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- So, where did you say you chaps were from? |
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[Chuckles] Judge here's |
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Gonna grease this sucker |
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Gonna grease it like a watermelon |
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[Chuckles] |
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So, uh, |
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we ready to ink this? |
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Forty generations ago, |
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our tribe called |
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Our ancestors did not know that |
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Now we know better. |
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[All Murmuring Consent] |
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- [Shouts] |
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When the vision of this casino rose |
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I dreamed of an eagle. |
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[Eagle Shrieks] |
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was that our future lies here... |
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Ah. |
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Or your neighbor... the |
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across the mountain. |
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The eagle is cautious. |
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Uh, we don't understand. |
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What don't you understand? |
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Bureau of Indian Affairs, |
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Federal Indian |
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and a $20 million |
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Our casino will save |
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So don't talk to us |
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Your people have always given |
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The standard deal blows. |
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You have 24 hours |
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or we go across the mountain |
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I have chosen my gift. |
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[Murmuring] |
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[Door Opens] |
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[Door Closes] |
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- [Barksdale] What just happened here? |
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So you're telling me now we're in competition |
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"F" that shit. |
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We weren't prepared. |
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I don't think he saw |
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Yeah, I thought |
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This Indian shit... |
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that got really |
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He might have seen |
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They were talkin' about |
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[Crickets Chirping] |
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[Crash] |
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Oh, hey. [Chuckles] Hello. |
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You work at Long John Silver's? |
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Uh, oh, no. |
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No. I work at |
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I'm, uh... |
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[Clears Throat] Slash, |
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- Oh. |
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"ocupado"? |
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Oh, just freelance. |
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- Freelance what? |
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No, but, like, freelance... |
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Just freelance. |
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Good old freelance. |
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That's cool. |
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Oh. Yeah. L... I let my |
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I usually travel |
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This is my dad's. |
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- Mm-hmm. Maybe they |
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- Right? It'd be environmental. |
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[Chuckles] Very green. [Chuckles] |
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Did you, uh, |
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No. |
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No, because... |
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Were you watching me? |
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No. |
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No, I was... I... |
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I was just drivin' |
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All right. I mean, I |
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Yeah, just try that. |
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There you go. |
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You're clever. |
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Can you double me on that? |
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it's not technically a bike |
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It's built for one. |
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That's all right. |
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Okay. |
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You okay? |
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Go. Go. |
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Keep goin'. |
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Okay. |
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Yeah. |
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Whoo! |
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Say, do you, uh, |
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Yes. |
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My dad slinked off |
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We were living in Sulfur Falls. |
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He just disappeared |
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Just like that. |
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I decided to move here. |
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You know, fresh start. |
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Yeah. And then, bam, |
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So, naturally, |
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. |
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I know he's around, |
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That was my message |
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Loud and clear. |
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He's got something of |
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A necklace. |
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Is it made out of, like, |
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Jesus. |
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It was my great-grandmother's, then |
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Now it's supposed to be mine. |
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So, do... |
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That's personal. |
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That's... I shouldn't have. |
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I don't. |
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Yeah, I do. |
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My mom died, like, |
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- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. |
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Sure. You can call me, |
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if I don't answer, you |
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Chances are |
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An honest man. |
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I mean, the head of the Chamber of Commerce |
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It's not cool. I know he's your |
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Nice. |
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Lucy something. |
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Lucy? |
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Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy. |
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Wait. Kind of weird |
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Implications of something |
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Yeah. You know her? |
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Dude, Lucy Spanks. |
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- My cousin Slinky at the, uh... |
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Dude, he tried |
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No dice. Her knees are glued |
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Slinky'd say |
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Ever. |
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I'm gonna ask her out. |
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- No, no, no, no, no, no. What? |
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- No, dude. Don't bother. |
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Dude, just 'cause she looks like a |
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And right now, you and I... |
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That's my opinion. |
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Oh, hey. I got some |
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Dude, we're gettin' a casino. |
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Here? |
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This dipshit town's |
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Everything's gonna change. |
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No way. |
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All right, dude. You don't have to believe |
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Okay. This is like the time the |
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The Winter Olympics. |
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when they were gonna move the Eiffel |
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- That was true. |
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- Disneyland... they're still working on |
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- Are you kidding me? |
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but my dad said |
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They don't... They don't get it. They don't |
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for the vacationing public is... |
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They move some casino in here... some crap-ass |
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It's gonna ruin it all. We're gonna be like every |
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Maybe the town |
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than have a rich history. |
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I'll pretend like |
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Dude, I heard one more thing. What? |
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One of the places that they were |
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Yeah? Where? |
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At the... |
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At the battlefield, |
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[Insects Buzzing] |
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[Man] |
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[Groans] |
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Chief! |
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Here. |
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Christ. |
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You almost scared me. |
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I have an office, you know. |
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Corn comforts me. |
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Yeah. |
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[Exhales] |
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Look, uh, I'm a bottom line guy. |
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Okay? Like yourself... |
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Yeah. We're gonna, uh, |
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and enhance |
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And... |
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We're gonna make the lease |
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[Laughs] We're basically |
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These are the same wind-filled |
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Surely you can think of offerings |
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There is a river |
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The mighty Alguanqua. |
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There is no stronger |
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because, in this river, |
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The both ways river. |
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Yeah, can I get |
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[Phone Line Ringing] |
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- [Lucy] Hello? |
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Hey. I have |
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Okay. |
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If you answer correctly, |
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If you want. |
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Is that... Is that the question? |
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That's the follow-up question to the |
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But, since you brought it up, |
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Uh... What? No. No. |
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Sorry. You have to ask |
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I forgot it. |
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I lost the upper hand, |
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- [Chuckles] |
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[Sighs] I am much more |
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Are you at |
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Yeah. |
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I actually am. |
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# She cries, she lies she |
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- [No Audible Dialogue] |
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# All in a row # |
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# Now what's that say |
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# I get stoned if I remember # |
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# I want to take a plane |
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# And I'll never |
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It's called the, uh... |
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# [Continues] |
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This is very interesting. The first steel |
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and today there are modern |
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as some of those |
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Wow. |
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I never knew that. |
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[Chuckles] |
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Our last one here closed, uh, |
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# Now what's that say |
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# I get stoned if I remember # |
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# I want to take a plane |
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# And I'll never |
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These are the first |
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# She cries, she lies she |
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[No Audible Dialogue] # Stars |
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[Lucy] |
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My mom was a history |
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caught the bug, |
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Hmm. I had, um... |
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I had a really fun day. |
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[Clock Ticking] |
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Me too. |
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[Ticking Continues] |
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Can I kiss you |
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I can't. |
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Please. |
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I can't. |
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How come? |
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[Sighs] |
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[Ticking Continues] |
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Uh, |
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earlier did you say you |
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[Mayor Sighs] So, I think this |
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is just Indianspeak for a |
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They're just tryin' to squeeze |
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[Chuckles] |
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Who invented capitalism? |
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Not them. |
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I talked to Edwin today. |
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For once, it may pay off to |
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We got 65,000 in state money |
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Now, if we use that |
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we'll be able to beat whatever |
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Bribe's not so kosher. |
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I'm with Carlos. |
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Kosher is kosher. |
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- And that's not kosher. |
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[Sighs] |
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Stover, |
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how much were loan |
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I don't have those numbers. |
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Kitty, how many buckets of extra-crappy |
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Not so many. |
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Used to be Carlos had three |
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Yeah. Now it's just him and |
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No offense. |
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- She cuts my hair good. |
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Now look. We either |
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or we watch this whole town |
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If this thing gets out, |
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we're gonna find ourselves |
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What the "F" |
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Testes. |
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No, I got the reference. |
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By which I mean to say that |
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[Lawn Mower Whirring] |
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[Crash] |
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[Grunts] |
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Mama. |
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There was an accident. |
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Do you need some help? |
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Everyone's fine. |
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Mama. |
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It's early. |
00:32:09 |
[Sighs] |
00:32:11 |
[Horn Honks] |
00:32:15 |
Who's that? |
00:32:20 |
I said that once. |
00:32:22 |
# [Folk] |
00:32:28 |
# Every day # |
00:32:31 |
# Yeah # |
00:32:33 |
# You always said # |
00:32:36 |
# Don't say # |
00:32:41 |
# I love you # |
00:32:45 |
# You can come find me # |
00:32:48 |
# On an island miles away # |
00:32:50 |
# On an island miles away # |
00:32:54 |
I hear that. |
00:32:56 |
# [Continues] |
00:33:16 |
Holy shit. |
00:33:20 |
Pretty crazy, huh, Abby? |
00:33:23 |
Gail. |
00:33:25 |
My name. |
00:33:27 |
It's... It's Gail. |
00:33:31 |
That's... That's what I said. |
00:33:34 |
Oh. I thought you said Abby. |
00:33:38 |
Are you really jumping? |
00:33:39 |
Yeah. I'd jump that. |
00:33:43 |
'cause I've done it before, |
00:33:46 |
- Do it. |
00:33:49 |
Why don't you settle down for a |
00:33:53 |
Whoo! |
00:33:57 |
Oh, she is not normal. |
00:34:00 |
Shit. |
00:34:02 |
Shit. |
00:34:04 |
[Screams] |
00:34:08 |
[Chase] Oh. [Chuckles] |
00:34:11 |
I'm in love with him. |
00:34:14 |
No, you're not. |
00:34:17 |
[Yelps] |
00:34:20 |
[Digger] |
00:34:23 |
[Lucy] It's awesome! [Digger Clucking] |
00:34:25 |
I'm comin' right down. |
00:34:27 |
[Digger] Uh-oh. Looks like |
00:34:31 |
[Gail] Come on, Chase! |
00:34:34 |
[Digger] Come on, Chase! |
00:34:37 |
# [Folk] |
00:34:40 |
# You always said # |
00:34:43 |
# Don't say # |
00:34:48 |
# I love you # |
00:34:56 |
I figured out |
00:34:59 |
I wrote a letter to the mayor. |
00:35:02 |
Mm-mmm. You know what you need? |
00:35:05 |
Otherwise known as |
00:35:09 |
A petition. |
00:35:11 |
I did it in school to |
00:35:14 |
He was creeping me out. |
00:35:18 |
Oh, yeah. How'd that go? Got expelled. |
00:35:21 |
That's genius. |
00:35:24 |
A... A petition. A petition to |
00:35:28 |
Don't you guys get it? |
00:35:32 |
Who would vote on that? |
00:35:34 |
Yeah. I'd sign. |
00:35:36 |
That's-That's one... |
00:35:41 |
Oh, so just... Oh, it's just |
00:35:44 |
No, man. Others would |
00:35:46 |
There'd be a lot of people. It's called |
00:35:49 |
Dude, it's called "What is |
00:35:52 |
Just let it go. |
00:35:54 |
Stupid easy money is still |
00:35:57 |
But, dude, stupid easy money... You make |
00:36:00 |
not a solution. |
00:36:02 |
I'm sorry. You trying |
00:36:04 |
Wow. Okay. |
00:36:07 |
Hey. How are your herpes? |
00:36:11 |
[Chuckles] Douche bag. [Laughs] |
00:36:13 |
[Chattering] |
00:36:18 |
Mmm. |
00:36:20 |
There doesn't seem to be as many... |
00:36:23 |
Yeah. That's, uh, |
00:36:25 |
You think it's 'cause of the downturn |
00:36:28 |
Do... [Chuckles] That's |
00:36:32 |
You haven't been reading |
00:36:34 |
- What do you mean? - Nothin'. I just, |
00:36:39 |
Stop it. |
00:36:41 |
You're being mean. |
00:36:45 |
What are those Indian fellas |
00:36:47 |
They are, uh, |
00:36:50 |
oppressed peoples of America, so be |
00:36:53 |
Is something going on? |
00:36:56 |
And don't ask questions. |
00:36:58 |
I made a casserole tonight. |
00:37:01 |
For dinner. No? No. And I |
00:37:04 |
I can bring the casserole... |
00:37:06 |
Oh, you got a girlfriend |
00:37:08 |
[Sighs] |
00:37:11 |
Oh, this is weird. Uh, her name |
00:37:16 |
Sorry. I love you. |
00:37:19 |
Love you too. |
00:37:22 |
Okay. |
00:37:25 |
Bye. |
00:37:41 |
Where'd that come from? |
00:37:44 |
It's amazing how much |
00:37:47 |
I mean, |
00:37:49 |
the history that was here... |
00:37:52 |
In 1776, |
00:37:54 |
these, uh, American soldiers |
00:37:56 |
were ambushed by 50 British. |
00:37:58 |
They were severely |
00:38:02 |
You see, the Americans got |
00:38:05 |
but, um, it was so cold out, |
00:38:09 |
captor and captive. |
00:38:11 |
So they cut a deal. |
00:38:13 |
The Americans let the British |
00:38:17 |
That way, no one got hurt, and they were able |
00:38:21 |
And then, when the war was over, they gave |
00:38:26 |
Sneaky. |
00:38:28 |
It was called the Secret |
00:38:32 |
[Chuckles] |
00:38:36 |
[Man] |
00:38:39 |
- [Mayor] Thank you muchly. |
00:38:44 |
I'm the mayor. |
00:38:47 |
I thought, in towns like this, the mayor |
00:38:51 |
great honor of the mayorship. |
00:38:55 |
Lawn care. |
00:38:58 |
Lawn care. |
00:38:59 |
Second-most successful |
00:39:01 |
In the bureau... |
00:39:05 |
I'm the first man |
00:39:08 |
My job is to keep things |
00:39:10 |
when things can be |
00:39:14 |
Okay, I've seen |
00:39:17 |
Every single one of them. The Indians have |
00:39:23 |
and the white man |
00:39:25 |
[Clears Throat] |
00:39:28 |
You're white. |
00:39:30 |
You're observant. |
00:39:35 |
It's obvious why you're the |
00:39:38 |
Thank you. |
00:39:40 |
I'm just here until the tribe |
00:39:43 |
and the official locating agreement |
00:39:47 |
Then somebody |
00:39:49 |
And that, of course, is when |
00:39:53 |
That is a real kettle of old fish |
00:39:57 |
But before that, |
00:40:00 |
it's my apples on the line. |
00:40:02 |
So, to get down to |
00:40:05 |
if anything messes |
00:40:08 |
that means |
00:40:11 |
And that means... |
00:40:13 |
no casino. |
00:40:17 |
I have your apples |
00:40:21 |
I like the sound of that. |
00:40:25 |
I really like |
00:40:30 |
Excuse me. Mayor Fishback. Hey, dude. |
00:40:32 |
Hi. Do you have a moment |
00:40:35 |
[Sighs] Always. Chase. |
00:40:37 |
Good. |
00:40:38 |
Hey. |
00:40:40 |
We're actually, uh, |
00:40:41 |
for our petition that would |
00:40:44 |
Let me get this... For one, I don't |
00:40:47 |
There's no casino. |
00:40:49 |
No, but that'd be great. |
00:40:51 |
Wouldn't it? Because I love gaming. |
00:40:54 |
What's your game? I'm a |
00:40:58 |
Is this for a school project? |
00:41:00 |
for the town to vote |
00:41:03 |
Oh. Where? Where's the |
00:41:05 |
That the games of chance over there? |
00:41:08 |
- Mayor, all due respect... |
00:41:10 |
- How would you know about that? |
00:41:12 |
No, no, no. |
00:41:14 |
Great. So, moving on. The town |
00:41:17 |
History can't happen |
00:41:20 |
Right? |
00:41:23 |
Let's allow the red man to |
00:41:26 |
I think "red man" is disresp... |
00:41:28 |
- No, that's an actual term. |
00:41:31 |
We're gonna put it |
00:41:33 |
And we're gonna make enough |
00:41:35 |
and you'll get |
00:41:37 |
- And what else would bring in tourists? |
00:41:40 |
Maybe our beautiful history that we |
00:41:43 |
The fact that an amazing battle took place |
00:41:46 |
Maybe that would bring in |
00:41:48 |
It's not about glamorous, sleazy |
00:41:52 |
We have a real place in history, |
00:41:55 |
Can I tell you something? |
00:41:57 |
That whole battle |
00:42:00 |
It's an urban myth. |
00:42:03 |
Historical fact, Mayor. Let |
00:42:05 |
If you were to vote for a |
00:42:08 |
- What would you vote? What would |
00:42:11 |
I don't really care either |
00:42:13 |
No. I'm writing those |
00:42:16 |
Gonna put it in my pocket. |
00:42:19 |
I don't understand why you did |
00:42:21 |
Keep it goin'. The spirit of |
00:42:25 |
You... You have our... |
00:42:29 |
That went the exact opposite of |
00:42:36 |
[Chase] We're getting the ball |
00:42:40 |
[Lucy] This is so civic. Yeah. |
00:42:42 |
Can I go... |
00:42:44 |
Excuse me, sir. |
00:42:46 |
Sir. Sir. |
00:42:49 |
What have we got so far? |
00:42:52 |
Six. |
00:42:54 |
Well, this guy signed his name |
00:42:57 |
Hey, uh, I'm from |
00:42:59 |
My sources said there's a |
00:43:02 |
I can confirm that. |
00:43:03 |
Can I get your names? |
00:43:05 |
- This is Lucy Spanks... - Hey, kids. This |
00:43:10 |
What? |
00:43:11 |
No political assembly |
00:43:14 |
for this location. |
00:43:15 |
You know what? I have one word for you, |
00:43:20 |
Two words. |
00:43:22 |
I want you to head west down the |
00:43:24 |
I want you to respect the fact that we pay |
00:43:28 |
- John! - Just 'cause you |
00:43:31 |
authoritative voice, doesn't mean |
00:43:35 |
- Snead. |
00:43:38 |
That's what hippies |
00:43:40 |
[Camera Shutter Clicks] |
00:43:46 |
So, how long do you folks |
00:43:49 |
As long as it takes. |
00:43:51 |
[Chase And Lucy] |
00:43:54 |
As long as it takes. |
00:43:58 |
As long as it takes. Patriotville, |
00:44:01 |
[Together] As long as it |
00:44:04 |
[Mutters] Michael |
00:44:07 |
That's how long it took. |
00:44:09 |
[Together] As long as it |
00:44:12 |
All right. |
00:44:14 |
Keep clapping. Just move |
00:44:18 |
As long as it takes. |
00:44:20 |
[Whirring] |
00:44:23 |
Hey, Cleve. Cleve! |
00:44:26 |
Cleve! |
00:44:29 |
- What? I'm G.D. Workin'. What do you want? |
00:44:31 |
There's a lot of loose talk out |
00:44:34 |
They all smell it comin'. |
00:44:38 |
I know. Looks like |
00:44:40 |
We, uh... We gettin' |
00:44:44 |
Look. |
00:44:46 |
We just gotta be making this |
00:44:48 |
Yeah. |
00:44:50 |
You're right. How do |
00:44:54 |
- I got a plan. |
00:44:57 |
That's-That's right. |
00:44:59 |
It's plan "A" too. All right? We don't even- |
00:45:03 |
What do I do in the plan? What? |
00:45:05 |
- What do I do in the plan? - You're |
00:45:10 |
You're the numbers man, |
00:45:13 |
Oh. Show him this. |
00:45:15 |
Solved one problem. Oh. [Chuckles] Yeah. |
00:45:19 |
Man, look at that, would ya? Get a load |
00:45:22 |
- Hey. |
00:45:27 |
Okay. Look. |
00:45:30 |
from using this |
00:45:32 |
Now get the "F" out of here, all |
00:45:35 |
- What is this? |
00:45:37 |
Well, I'm glad we're on |
00:45:40 |
There's big things happening... things |
00:45:43 |
There is a major |
00:45:46 |
But a Revere goin' around speakin' |
00:45:51 |
don't you cut me out |
00:45:53 |
Okay, Dad, first of all, |
00:45:56 |
and I know about |
00:45:58 |
- You don't know shit. That's a secret. |
00:46:02 |
I'm fixin' it. |
00:46:04 |
With a loan. |
00:46:07 |
Wait a minute. |
00:46:10 |
From a friend. |
00:46:14 |
[Sighs] |
00:46:18 |
Hey. I've done |
00:46:20 |
so just once in your life, I want |
00:46:24 |
Dad, I started a petition... |
00:46:26 |
for the town to vote |
00:46:28 |
Foolish, foolish, |
00:46:31 |
I don't care if you are Marx or |
00:46:35 |
Dad, please drop the communist |
00:46:39 |
I don't care if |
00:46:41 |
or a Leninist |
00:46:43 |
I just want you to drop this |
00:46:46 |
I'm comin' through. |
00:46:48 |
- What does that mean? |
00:46:52 |
Um... Clear the road... |
00:46:55 |
- 'cause I'm coming through. |
00:46:58 |
Would you come here for a sec? |
00:47:00 |
Would you tell my dad |
00:47:02 |
He not a communist. |
00:47:04 |
And he knows me just about better than |
00:47:08 |
there are people here who want |
00:47:11 |
Vic, do you want |
00:47:13 |
No. |
00:47:15 |
- Are you sure? |
00:47:17 |
A hundred percent? |
00:47:20 |
Oh, by the way, Vic, |
00:47:22 |
You don't have to write... You |
00:47:24 |
You don't have to write |
00:47:27 |
[Chase] Yeah. Okay. Okay. Cool. |
00:47:32 |
What's up with your dad? |
00:47:36 |
Little man |
00:47:39 |
What about your |
00:47:42 |
Oh. [Scoffs] What, are you |
00:47:44 |
That doesn't |
00:47:47 |
You ever seen |
00:47:50 |
Yeah. No, yeah. |
00:47:52 |
What about it? |
00:47:58 |
Do you really think |
00:48:01 |
is gonna stop this casino... |
00:48:04 |
or get some girl? |
00:48:08 |
Feels like something's |
00:48:11 |
Well, something is better |
00:48:13 |
So that's good. |
00:48:15 |
Yeah. |
00:48:18 |
Hope is a funny thing. |
00:48:25 |
It's a line from |
00:48:30 |
[Grunting] |
00:48:34 |
Whoo! [Grunts] Yeah! |
00:48:38 |
Ding-dong! |
00:48:40 |
[Grunts] |
00:48:43 |
# [Light Jazz] |
00:48:46 |
No. |
00:48:48 |
No. I don't think so. |
00:48:50 |
No. |
00:48:53 |
It's just over, |
00:48:58 |
Are you punishing me |
00:49:02 |
Is it that Revere kid? |
00:49:05 |
He's a boy. |
00:49:07 |
Look. Lucy, |
00:49:11 |
don't "F" with me. |
00:49:14 |
- I know your type. |
00:49:19 |
I'm no type. |
00:49:21 |
And if I was, |
00:49:23 |
I'm not anymore. |
00:49:26 |
[Sighs Deeply] |
00:49:30 |
Good luck |
00:49:34 |
Yeah. I hid 'em. |
00:49:36 |
[Chuckles] Supposed |
00:49:39 |
but, uh, well, now it takes on a |
00:49:42 |
[Laughs] |
00:49:44 |
See? |
00:49:49 |
Vic, are you familiar |
00:49:52 |
See, what I'm seeing here |
00:49:56 |
like an oasis |
00:49:59 |
And let's put something |
00:50:02 |
It's just pokin' out there. |
00:50:04 |
It looks like a... |
00:50:07 |
Let's fix it |
00:50:12 |
[Chief] |
00:50:20 |
Your father tells us |
00:50:23 |
Just a fan. I don't have, like, |
00:50:28 |
Pieces of paper are worthless. |
00:50:30 |
Green ones. |
00:50:32 |
It's what's in here |
00:50:35 |
What do your books |
00:50:37 |
The Alguanqua? |
00:50:39 |
Um, to summarize, I'd say |
00:50:42 |
until the new guys |
00:50:44 |
One cannot fight |
00:50:47 |
Hmm. |
00:50:50 |
[Clicks Tongue] |
00:50:53 |
Massacre of the Alguanqua, |
00:50:58 |
Yes. |
00:51:01 |
Sorry about that. |
00:51:04 |
Soda? |
00:51:06 |
- No, thank you. - The next time |
00:51:09 |
let's see if we can get the... |
00:51:13 |
that's pissin' |
00:51:15 |
You think |
00:51:17 |
I should say something. I started |
00:51:20 |
Hasn't gone very far, but, um, I |
00:51:25 |
I'm sure you'd build |
00:51:27 |
I just think |
00:51:30 |
I don't want it to be awkward |
00:51:33 |
We've heard of your petition. |
00:51:36 |
You're a lonely warrior |
00:51:40 |
"At the launch of any great voyage, |
00:51:44 |
Ben Franklin said that. |
00:51:47 |
"The buffalo who runs |
00:51:50 |
arrives only at |
00:51:53 |
Chief Crazy Horse said that. |
00:51:55 |
Hmm. That's, uh... |
00:52:02 |
[Rings] |
00:52:04 |
Patriotville Historical Society. |
00:52:07 |
[Man] Yeah, shut up, Karl Marx. |
00:52:10 |
Man, you like Russia so much, |
00:52:13 |
Move next to a goddamn igloo! |
00:52:17 |
Oh, no. Why don't you |
00:52:19 |
Ooh, I bet they'd like |
00:52:21 |
Finally your wig |
00:52:24 |
Did you see the paper? They're |
00:52:28 |
I know. Democracy |
00:52:33 |
[Inhales] I just feel like |
00:52:38 |
"Surrounded" sounds |
00:52:42 |
People are really pissed off. |
00:52:44 |
[Man] Hey there, history man. How |
00:52:47 |
and we have our own |
00:52:50 |
'Cept we ain't in Boston, |
00:52:52 |
me teabaggin' the shit out of your pretty |
00:52:55 |
till you see the merits of |
00:52:58 |
# [Man Singing, Faint] |
00:53:08 |
# All those lives |
00:53:13 |
# [Continues, Indistinct] |
00:53:18 |
[Chase] |
00:53:21 |
Let's just go into hiding. |
00:53:24 |
Let's just drive north |
00:53:27 |
That does sound |
00:53:29 |
But... But... But, no. |
00:53:31 |
No, we start running, there's |
00:53:33 |
This is it. This is |
00:53:35 |
Right here. |
00:53:38 |
We just weren't thinking big enough. |
00:53:42 |
Gotta get it out in the open where everyone can |
00:53:47 |
That's the answer. |
00:53:49 |
That's it. |
00:54:16 |
She's getting you into a war |
00:54:20 |
[Scoffs] Words to live by, my friend: |
00:54:22 |
Never trust a virgin. |
00:54:24 |
What? What does that |
00:54:26 |
And... And make no mistake, man, |
00:54:33 |
Smells blue cheese |
00:54:36 |
What's the worst |
00:54:38 |
The worst-case scenario. |
00:54:41 |
[Eagle Screeches] |
00:54:49 |
Some fish, once you get 'em |
00:54:52 |
But other fish, |
00:54:56 |
till they can't fight |
00:54:59 |
Maybe it was one of them other |
00:55:04 |
[All Laughing] |
00:55:09 |
[Bell Dings] |
00:55:12 |
- Hey. - How you doin'? |
00:55:14 |
- I started the rally speech. |
00:55:18 |
It's a good start. |
00:55:19 |
Any more of them |
00:55:22 |
[Man] Hell, no. Threw |
00:55:24 |
Crackers. |
00:55:41 |
Ding-dong. |
00:55:45 |
[Lucy] |
00:55:47 |
[Man] |
00:55:50 |
[Car Approaches] |
00:55:59 |
You're the little sneak that's been |
00:56:03 |
What? |
00:56:12 |
This was under the couch |
00:57:08 |
Yeah. |
00:57:10 |
Right. |
00:57:12 |
Bye-bye. |
00:57:16 |
So my son's |
00:57:19 |
I just wanted the town to vote |
00:57:23 |
You lost your job. |
00:57:26 |
What? I made that place what it is. |
00:57:30 |
Well, Stover and the boys |
00:57:33 |
They think if you drop this |
00:57:36 |
they can talk the mayor into lettin' you manage |
00:57:40 |
Oh. |
00:57:42 |
A lot of folks are gonna be |
00:57:44 |
They're gonna wanna stop by and |
00:57:47 |
Could be |
00:57:51 |
It's just not what I believe in. Well, |
00:57:54 |
maybe you could believe... |
00:57:59 |
Well, if it makes you feel any better, Dad, I |
00:58:03 |
That's my boy. |
00:58:07 |
Great... father-son chat. |
00:58:13 |
Hey, Vic? |
00:58:15 |
Could you come here for a |
00:58:17 |
You need me? |
00:58:24 |
Will you just do me a favor? |
00:58:26 |
Will you just hold me |
00:58:29 |
I love you, man. |
00:58:32 |
I love you too. |
00:58:34 |
Chief Many Bulls. |
00:58:38 |
Where the hell are you? |
00:58:40 |
Behind you. |
00:58:45 |
Where's the chief? I am his |
00:58:48 |
[Scoffs] Your offer was like |
00:58:51 |
65,000's not beads and trinkets. |
00:58:54 |
Listen, Green Acres. I'm not |
00:58:58 |
shit-for-brains, |
00:59:00 |
and this isn't |
00:59:02 |
It's a casino. |
00:59:05 |
A hundred thousand. |
00:59:07 |
Times 10. |
00:59:09 |
[Scoffs] A million? Respect has a price. |
00:59:12 |
That's ours. |
00:59:15 |
[Exhales Deeply] |
00:59:18 |
Okay. |
00:59:24 |
Can... Can you help me |
00:59:29 |
[Snead] You kiddin' |
00:59:31 |
Look. It's worked out. |
00:59:34 |
We found a collateral account |
00:59:37 |
Now, it's kinda supposed |
00:59:40 |
But Stove's gonna work a deal |
00:59:45 |
Not gonna be a problem |
00:59:46 |
Yeah. And for the rest, |
00:59:49 |
city hall |
00:59:52 |
Now, Stover's gonna lend us |
00:59:55 |
[Stover] |
00:59:57 |
[Cleveland] And then with |
00:59:59 |
we get to six zeros. |
01:00:01 |
Cleve, this is crazy. |
01:00:03 |
We're supposed to pay a million |
01:00:07 |
to bribe a bunch of Indians |
01:00:11 |
[Sighs] |
01:00:13 |
We are the town council. |
01:00:15 |
Our oath is to protect our town. |
01:00:21 |
But there's another point, |
01:00:25 |
It's not that they might build |
01:00:29 |
They have to. |
01:00:30 |
It's called the |
01:00:34 |
And once it's signed, |
01:00:40 |
Now, I've looked into it. |
01:00:42 |
As long as we don't pay them |
01:00:46 |
there's zero risk. |
01:00:47 |
Couldn't be sweeter. |
01:00:50 |
You've done it, pal. |
01:01:11 |
[Laughing, Screaming] |
01:01:18 |
I hate fairs. |
01:01:20 |
It's so crazy to think that |
01:01:23 |
how different things would be, and |
01:01:26 |
How about this? How about |
01:01:29 |
- Well, I told you so. |
01:01:40 |
[No Audible Dialogue] |
01:01:46 |
Chief. |
01:01:59 |
[Mouthing Words] |
01:02:20 |
[Sighs] |
01:02:22 |
Dude. |
01:02:25 |
It sucks because |
01:02:28 |
She is so. Indeed. |
01:02:33 |
Seduction... |
01:02:34 |
equals survival |
01:02:38 |
You know, and it's... |
01:02:41 |
F.U. F? |
01:02:44 |
Fucked-up Father. |
01:02:47 |
Shit. |
01:02:49 |
Dude, it's vengeful, |
01:02:53 |
Yeah. You know, it's just... |
01:02:56 |
it's clear that she's just |
01:03:01 |
FUFs. |
01:03:04 |
What's sad about it |
01:03:08 |
believed that |
01:03:15 |
It's kind of... |
01:03:18 |
for that. |
01:03:19 |
Damaged goods, |
01:03:22 |
Get ya every time. |
01:03:25 |
Don't try to fix that shit |
01:03:27 |
it is broken. |
01:03:31 |
Maybe she needs someone |
01:03:35 |
You know? I mean, isn't that what |
01:03:38 |
They don't have anyone... |
01:03:41 |
You know, F.U.F.'s are in constant |
01:03:44 |
So, yeah. |
01:03:51 |
Oh! Looks like |
01:03:54 |
Who is that? |
01:03:59 |
Tracy... |
01:04:01 |
Katie... |
01:04:02 |
Shit. |
01:04:04 |
Good luck. |
01:04:08 |
[Sighs] |
01:04:15 |
Nice to meet you. |
01:04:17 |
Hey, Digger. Who's your |
01:04:24 |
Gorgeous. |
01:04:29 |
[Sighs] |
01:04:31 |
In vino veritas. |
01:04:34 |
"In wine there is truth." |
01:04:37 |
It goes double for whiskey. [Chuckles] |
01:04:41 |
[Clears Throat] Chief, we just have |
01:04:44 |
We set the conditions. |
01:04:47 |
All we're asking for is a signed location |
01:04:53 |
What you ask |
01:04:55 |
Excuse me. |
01:05:02 |
There's one more |
01:05:05 |
[Sighs] |
01:05:21 |
Mind if I join? |
01:05:27 |
[Clears Throat] |
01:05:34 |
It's funny... |
01:05:36 |
what you can learn when you |
01:05:40 |
You know, I've been watching a |
01:05:45 |
A lot of things. |
01:05:50 |
It's crazy what people will do |
01:05:56 |
It's like they lose |
01:05:59 |
All sense of what's right... |
01:06:02 |
and what's wrong. |
01:06:11 |
You wanna know what I learned |
01:06:16 |
And you? |
01:06:19 |
Yes. |
01:06:27 |
This deal is as clean |
01:06:33 |
Wait, is that |
01:06:37 |
You have our signature. |
01:06:39 |
You're gettin' a casino. |
01:06:43 |
[Whooping, Hollering] |
01:06:45 |
Hey! |
01:06:49 |
# [Rock And Roll] |
01:06:54 |
You're crazy! |
01:06:57 |
[Whooping] |
01:07:02 |
[Sighs] |
01:07:07 |
# [Continues] |
01:07:17 |
Throw the children in |
01:07:19 |
Yeah! |
01:07:22 |
[Cheering Continues] |
01:07:24 |
Patriotville! |
01:07:26 |
# [Continues] |
01:07:30 |
[Tires Screech] |
01:07:33 |
[Car Doors Open] |
01:07:47 |
# [Continues] |
01:08:06 |
Isn't that the guy |
01:08:08 |
Yeah, that's him. |
01:08:10 |
- Hey, that's the guy doing |
01:08:14 |
- That's the asshole. |
01:08:17 |
Yeah, you know what? |
01:08:20 |
[Banging On Car] |
01:08:24 |
Hey, you're gonna need |
01:08:27 |
[Zipper Zips] Come on, Tim. |
01:08:33 |
Why is it always the guy thinks |
01:08:36 |
who's the one |
01:08:38 |
dad who may or may not |
01:08:41 |
Looks like he's made |
01:08:43 |
and works at some junk shop... |
01:08:46 |
that he thinks is |
01:08:49 |
Timmy, name a museum. |
01:08:52 |
Smithsonian. |
01:08:55 |
Let me ask you something, |
01:09:00 |
Do you think |
01:09:03 |
anything worth |
01:09:07 |
- I don't know. |
01:09:10 |
Come on, Timmy. |
01:09:12 |
[Car Starting] |
01:09:22 |
[Engine Starts] |
01:09:32 |
[Knocking On Door] |
01:09:50 |
You know, one day, |
01:09:52 |
with any luck, |
01:09:54 |
you'll be like me. |
01:09:57 |
I kept a blind eye |
01:10:03 |
I guess I was afraid. |
01:10:07 |
I want you to give this |
01:10:12 |
That ain't |
01:10:14 |
'cause I don't. |
01:10:18 |
That's for me. |
01:10:37 |
I'm so sorry... |
01:10:39 |
it has to |
01:10:41 |
I'm sorry. |
01:10:45 |
Oh, shit. |
01:10:59 |
[Engine Starts] |
01:11:05 |
[Engine Revving] |
01:11:34 |
[Digger] |
01:11:36 |
We're gonna get a casino in here. |
01:11:39 |
Do you think that you will |
01:11:43 |
anything worth |
01:12:02 |
How much longer |
01:12:04 |
[Groans] Probably as |
01:12:07 |
Help me find Chase. |
01:12:09 |
We had a misunderstanding. |
01:12:13 |
Let me... Let me see what I can do. |
01:12:17 |
But, um, could you just, like, |
01:12:21 |
Please? |
01:12:38 |
[Digger] |
01:12:40 |
Jesus. |
01:12:42 |
What's he doin' here? |
01:12:44 |
Dude, you left your lights on. Chase! |
01:12:47 |
Dude! |
01:12:49 |
[Sighs] |
01:12:53 |
What are you doin'? |
01:12:57 |
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. |
01:13:02 |
Dude! What are you doin'? Get down! |
01:13:06 |
[Lucy] |
01:13:09 |
Dude, if he falls off, |
01:13:12 |
He isn't gonna fall, you |
01:13:14 |
Well, then say something |
01:13:19 |
Don't jump! |
01:13:24 |
That's it? Really? |
01:13:27 |
I'm not good under pressure. [Scoffs] |
01:13:30 |
I'll field this one. |
01:13:32 |
What's up, man? |
01:13:36 |
Hey, dude. |
01:13:39 |
You're not gonna do it. |
01:13:41 |
would do something |
01:13:43 |
- That's how you do it. |
01:13:46 |
A total asshole! |
01:13:48 |
Thank you for confirming |
01:13:50 |
and everybody else's |
01:13:53 |
Chase, I'm sorry. |
01:13:56 |
Uh, this isn't about you. |
01:14:00 |
Though it is |
01:14:05 |
Just walk down |
01:14:08 |
I gave everything to this town, |
01:14:12 |
Huh? |
01:14:14 |
Please? |
01:14:16 |
Too little too late. |
01:14:18 |
Too much too soon! |
01:14:22 |
Dude... |
01:14:23 |
Come on. You got |
01:14:27 |
[Digger] |
01:14:29 |
Come on, man! |
01:14:34 |
[Shouting] |
01:14:43 |
[Exhales Sharply] |
01:15:01 |
Whoa. |
01:15:11 |
Oh, dude. |
01:15:14 |
That was amazing! |
01:15:19 |
I lost my pants. |
01:15:22 |
That was the stupidest thing I've |
01:15:28 |
I don't even know |
01:15:30 |
[Laughing] |
01:15:32 |
I hit my head |
01:15:35 |
'Cause I didn't |
01:15:40 |
[Sighs] I'm sorry I never |
01:15:44 |
But I did |
01:15:46 |
Oh, yeah? |
01:15:52 |
Were... |
01:15:55 |
# [Rock Ballad Intro] |
01:15:57 |
Uh, there was |
01:16:01 |
My first... and third... |
01:16:05 |
high school. |
01:16:08 |
Wow. It's a... |
01:16:10 |
It's a good thing |
01:16:17 |
Have you ever had |
01:16:20 |
No. |
01:16:22 |
[Sighs] |
01:16:27 |
I am an optimist. |
01:16:35 |
[Man] |
01:16:38 |
# Truth # |
01:16:41 |
# People understand |
01:16:44 |
# While one is walking |
01:16:49 |
[Lucy, Chase Chuckling] |
01:16:50 |
[Lucy Sighs] |
01:16:53 |
- Very... |
01:16:56 |
- Very... |
01:16:58 |
[Chuckles] |
01:17:01 |
It was, actually. It was |
01:17:05 |
[Laughing] |
01:17:08 |
Oh. [Chuckles] Yeah. |
01:17:10 |
It was a little European |
01:17:13 |
I could see that. |
01:17:16 |
[Lucy] |
01:17:18 |
Um, Cleveland's wife came by |
01:17:23 |
What is that? |
01:17:26 |
"Rally donation." |
01:17:29 |
Maybe you got support |
01:17:32 |
Maybe I do. |
01:17:34 |
[Snead On Tape] |
01:17:37 |
We're supposed to pay a million |
01:17:41 |
to bribe a bunch of Indians |
01:17:45 |
[Cleveland] It's not that |
01:17:47 |
if we pay them this cash. |
01:17:48 |
It's that they have to. |
01:17:50 |
It's called the "official |
01:17:53 |
As long as we don't pay them |
01:17:57 |
there's zero risk. |
01:17:59 |
Could not be sweeter. |
01:18:06 |
Do you know what this means? [Chuckles] |
01:18:08 |
Before it was just municipal stupidity |
01:18:13 |
But... |
01:18:15 |
this is |
01:18:17 |
This is, uh, |
01:18:20 |
Mmm, no. |
01:18:22 |
- The rally is back on! |
01:18:25 |
What? |
01:18:29 |
Do you know what it's been like |
01:18:32 |
I have people yelling at me in the |
01:18:34 |
Someone called me |
01:18:36 |
I can't live like this. This is |
01:18:40 |
Please, please, bring this tape |
01:18:43 |
No. You're doin' this |
01:18:46 |
That's such... |
01:18:49 |
Are you joking? 'Cause |
01:18:51 |
Yes, very perceptive. But I... I... I swear, |
01:18:56 |
Ninety-two percent. |
01:18:58 |
It feels too dirty. |
01:19:00 |
You holding that means that |
01:19:02 |
Okay? Th-That's symbolic. |
01:19:04 |
Just bring the tape. I'll |
01:19:08 |
Promise. |
01:19:20 |
Rally. |
01:19:23 |
Thievery revealed. |
01:19:25 |
Our leaders |
01:19:28 |
You will rise up |
01:19:31 |
Who will rise up with me? |
01:19:33 |
5:00, at the courthouse. |
01:19:35 |
Our leaders are lying. |
01:19:38 |
[Phone Ringing] |
01:19:41 |
Hello. |
01:19:44 |
Who's this? |
01:19:46 |
[Chuckles] |
01:19:49 |
Yeah. Well, I think I know |
01:19:56 |
And how would you know |
01:20:00 |
Oh, you just know, |
01:20:07 |
[Phone Slams] |
01:20:13 |
"F." |
01:20:35 |
Hey. I thought we were straight on this. |
01:20:38 |
Dad, they got the casino |
01:20:41 |
We have evidence. We have hard |
01:20:43 |
You have screwed your father. |
01:20:45 |
You deserved to be fired |
01:20:48 |
I'm the only one... |
01:20:50 |
I'll tell you what. I'm |
01:20:53 |
You're not gonna live in the hotel. |
01:20:56 |
You haven't paid me |
01:20:57 |
You know what they're saying |
01:20:59 |
They're saying you're a loser, |
01:21:03 |
That's a little harsh. |
01:21:05 |
I don't understand |
01:21:08 |
I'm not... |
01:21:10 |
I just don't get you. |
01:21:13 |
Hey, hey. |
01:21:15 |
She's not here. |
01:21:18 |
It is f... |
01:21:20 |
No idea, man. |
01:21:22 |
Maybe you should just focus |
01:21:25 |
I... I... Well, yeah. I need |
01:21:33 |
Man, you have got this |
01:21:38 |
Good. |
01:21:40 |
Man, my parents |
01:21:42 |
Really? Everyone is freakin'. |
01:21:44 |
Really? |
01:21:47 |
Good. |
01:21:49 |
[Microphone Feeding Back] Oh, sorry. |
01:21:51 |
But now I got your attention. So |
01:21:54 |
In the meantime, we have, uh, |
01:21:56 |
that are compliments of the |
01:21:58 |
Feel free |
01:22:01 |
Um... Okay. [Man] Screw the sodas! |
01:22:03 |
We want news! Okay. Well, uh, |
01:22:07 |
Uh, I do have information |
01:22:11 |
that you need to hear, |
01:22:13 |
that has to do with illegal |
01:22:16 |
and that's happening |
01:22:19 |
uh, the noses of our town. |
01:22:21 |
[Chase] So, if you'll just be |
01:22:28 |
If you don't have |
01:22:30 |
Just give me the tape, |
01:22:32 |
and I'll give you |
01:22:35 |
You first. |
01:22:37 |
[Chase] Based on the American way. No. |
01:22:40 |
Good citizens of Patriotville, |
01:22:42 |
to talk about something |
01:22:45 |
[Man] |
01:22:46 |
[Laughing] |
01:22:49 |
Not... Not money. Actually, something |
01:22:52 |
Something I like to call |
01:22:54 |
[Applauding] That's right. I said it. |
01:22:55 |
We're here to talk today |
01:22:58 |
Because in America |
01:23:00 |
that the government is here |
01:23:03 |
That's why we have |
01:23:06 |
We vote! We all line |
01:23:09 |
No lies, no corruption, no backdoor |
01:23:14 |
Nothing inappropriate through |
01:23:17 |
In a minute, |
01:23:19 |
a tape that will |
01:23:22 |
and yet will educate you... |
01:23:26 |
...made by our town's leaders |
01:23:32 |
[Man On Tape] As you will see, the |
01:23:35 |
will vastly benefit |
01:23:41 |
[Man] |
01:23:42 |
[All Chanting] Show us the |
01:23:45 |
The truth is... is flying |
01:23:49 |
- [Chanting Continues] |
01:23:52 |
So I... I... I promise you. |
01:23:56 |
and I just... |
01:24:00 |
[Snead On Tape] We're supposed |
01:24:02 |
that the town doesn't have |
01:24:07 |
[Woman] |
01:24:09 |
[All Chanting] We want a |
01:24:11 |
Just trust me. Take my word |
01:24:14 |
I have all the faith in |
01:24:16 |
- Or the tape rather... By "she", |
01:24:21 |
[Chanting Continues] |
01:24:29 |
Your father's address. |
01:24:32 |
I always asked you |
01:24:35 |
[Sighs] |
01:24:42 |
What about |
01:24:45 |
...include it if I had to |
01:24:48 |
And I believe in its contents |
01:24:51 |
that if it were legal, |
01:24:53 |
in a sacred union of marriage |
01:24:57 |
L... I gave you the battleship |
01:25:01 |
- Please. I promise it's coming. |
01:25:04 |
Please, just stay... We have to stop |
01:25:08 |
You... You all get a free tour |
01:25:11 |
[Sighs] |
01:25:15 |
How'd it go? |
01:25:17 |
How did it go? You saw how |
01:25:20 |
It was probably |
01:25:23 |
other than |
01:25:32 |
[Sighs] |
01:25:35 |
Where is she? |
01:25:58 |
Your rally ran into that |
01:26:02 |
You know it was never |
01:26:05 |
He that is incapable of |
01:26:09 |
is incapable |
01:26:14 |
Thank you. |
01:26:17 |
We've given you |
01:26:20 |
Oh. Yeah? |
01:26:22 |
Chase With Plenty Horses. |
01:26:25 |
Oh. What's... |
01:26:30 |
It means we think |
01:26:34 |
[Sighs] |
01:26:39 |
Everybody's gotta be |
01:26:42 |
[Scoffs] It's up to |
01:26:47 |
Hmm. |
01:26:52 |
Thank you. |
01:27:00 |
[Car Doors Close] |
01:27:13 |
[Sighs] |
01:27:16 |
I was hitchhiking |
01:27:20 |
Cleveland drove by. |
01:27:23 |
Somehow he knew |
01:27:26 |
He said he'd tell me where my |
01:27:33 |
I don't know |
01:27:37 |
That's a scary envelope |
01:27:39 |
[Chuckles] |
01:27:41 |
I was staring at those plastic |
01:27:44 |
after the rally, |
01:27:46 |
and something |
01:27:48 |
This is all |
01:27:52 |
You know, the new toys |
01:27:55 |
sharp-lookin' Lodge, |
01:27:58 |
This is his dream. |
01:28:00 |
Lots of people like this |
01:28:03 |
Everyone's getting |
01:28:05 |
I don't know. Maybe things were |
01:28:11 |
How about you? |
01:28:14 |
Maybe I don't |
01:28:19 |
guarding some small town's |
01:28:28 |
I've never met |
01:28:31 |
I never met anybody |
01:28:38 |
Not even close. |
01:28:44 |
[Cheering] |
01:28:52 |
So, uh, when's construction |
01:28:57 |
Watch for our smoke signal. |
01:28:59 |
Attaboy. I knew you guys had |
01:29:58 |
Buffalo who runs against the herd |
01:30:02 |
You do yoga, |
01:30:04 |
Everybody's gotta be |
01:30:15 |
[Fair Attendees Screaming] |
01:30:17 |
[Chattering] |
01:30:26 |
Yeah, I figured. |
01:30:30 |
Hey! It's the people's army. |
01:30:34 |
What are you |
01:30:36 |
Please tell me you didn't. |
01:30:38 |
Didn't do what, Son? |
01:30:40 |
You're not really getting |
01:30:42 |
Oh. And what would you know |
01:30:47 |
I'm sorry, Dad. |
01:30:50 |
What do you mean? |
01:31:11 |
[Beeps] |
01:31:12 |
A.P.B. |
01:31:15 |
License unknown. |
01:31:20 |
[Beeps] |
01:31:28 |
Guess what |
01:31:31 |
Sittin' on a Caddy. |
01:31:35 |
Sittin' on my Caddy. |
01:31:38 |
[Chuckling] |
01:31:41 |
Isn't that crazy? |
01:31:45 |
Are you serious? |
01:31:47 |
Man, you are gonna get |
01:31:50 |
[Chuckles] |
01:31:53 |
Yeah. |
01:31:57 |
You're leavin', aren't ya? |
01:32:01 |
How'd you guess? |
01:32:05 |
I'm your best friend. |
01:32:09 |
# Well, it makes no sense # |
01:32:12 |
# To me # |
01:32:15 |
# What I am supposed to be # |
01:32:21 |
# We could be dancin' |
01:32:25 |
# Free-fall # |
01:32:28 |
# You take kindness to |
01:32:33 |
# Sometimes # |
01:32:35 |
# It's just like sayin' that |
01:32:40 |
# It's my turn # |
01:32:42 |
# Good-bye, sir till you |
01:32:46 |
# It's high time # |
01:32:49 |
# It's all mine Can't shake the |
01:32:52 |
# If I return at all # |
01:32:56 |
# I know you'll be there |
01:32:58 |
Here are the keys |
01:33:00 |
Oh, stop it. |
01:33:03 |
You can maybe, uh, sell it. |
01:33:06 |
What do you want me to say? |
01:33:11 |
Nothin'. |
01:33:12 |
Well, I'm not gonna say it. |
01:33:15 |
It's not in my character. |
01:33:20 |
I'll see you later. |
01:33:25 |
# Sometimes # |
01:33:27 |
# It's just like sayin' that |
01:33:32 |
# It's my turn # |
01:33:34 |
# Good-bye, sir till you |
01:33:38 |
# It's high time # |
01:33:40 |
[Digger Narrating] All right. You |
01:33:43 |
is supposed to explain the |
01:33:47 |
But that would make this kind |
01:33:51 |
when maybe it was just about the summer |
01:33:57 |
and our town got taken |
01:34:01 |
and some guy who wasn't as |
01:34:06 |
My lesson from all that? |
01:34:09 |
Summer's awesome. |
01:34:12 |
Chase used to say that... |
01:34:14 |
"History is the cornerstone |
01:34:18 |
I still don't quite understand |
01:34:20 |
But maybe he was saying... |
01:34:22 |
life is history |
01:34:26 |
And maybe we learn, |
01:34:28 |
But nothing ever |
01:34:33 |
We just keep moving forward... |
01:34:37 |
the best we know how. |
01:35:01 |
Would you like perhaps to take |
01:35:04 |
to the citizens |
01:35:07 |
Apologize to the citizens |
01:35:09 |
No. I'd like to say, uh, Citizens |
01:35:12 |
You're welcome for all |
01:35:16 |
And... And I'm sorry |
01:35:18 |
I'm sorry for loving you |
01:35:21 |
- There. |
01:35:24 |
Yeah. Made a lot of friends. |
01:35:26 |
Uh, we got a lot of... a cast of |
01:35:30 |
Uh, Pooh Bear. Um, Jellyfish. Ooh. |
01:35:33 |
Um... |
01:35:35 |
[Cleveland] The Ombudsman. Uh-huh. |
01:35:39 |
Do you get to listen |
01:35:41 |
Yes. I have discovered |
01:35:44 |
[Gasps] |
01:35:46 |
And, uh, it has... I don't know... |
01:35:50 |
One would say. Have you learned any... |
01:35:54 |
Uh, mostly in here |
01:35:57 |
The gentlemen inside will, uh... |
01:36:00 |
or, uh, something. |
01:36:03 |
- I feel it first. |
01:36:05 |
Then I spit a side. But you start by |
01:36:10 |
# My name is Cleve |
01:36:12 |
# I wanna leave # |
01:36:15 |
That's about it. Word up. |
01:36:18 |
I really do |
01:36:21 |
# [Guitar] [Man] Thank you. |
01:36:28 |
The time for change is here. |
01:36:34 |
Thank you. |
01:36:36 |
Thank you. |
01:36:39 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
01:36:43 |
[Man] # We could be |
01:36:46 |
# The older state |
01:36:49 |
# Look around |
01:36:51 |
# Brand-new day |
01:36:54 |
# They say that now is the future |
01:36:57 |
# The new revolution |
01:36:59 |
# That's right # |
01:37:01 |
# The next generation # |
01:37:05 |
# They say that now is the future |
01:37:08 |
# The new revolution |
01:37:12 |
# The next generation # |
01:37:17 |
Thank you. |
01:37:19 |
Thank you. |
01:37:21 |
Again, I... I sincerely |
01:37:25 |
Now, some have |
01:37:28 |
But I am just a man. |
01:37:31 |
Thank you. |
01:37:33 |
Thank you. |
01:37:35 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
01:37:40 |
# We could be livin' |
01:37:42 |
# The older state |
01:37:45 |
# Look around |
01:37:48 |
# Brand-new day |
01:37:50 |
# They say that now is the future |
01:37:53 |
# The new revolution |
01:37:56 |
# That's right # |
01:37:58 |
# The next generation # |
01:38:02 |
# They say that now is the future |
01:38:05 |
# The new revolution |
01:38:09 |
# The next generation # |
01:38:34 |
What the "F" |
01:38:38 |
[Snead] |
01:38:43 |
Mouth full |
01:38:45 |
I know... I know physically |
01:38:47 |
Basically what we're describing |
01:38:51 |
I don't either. |
01:38:53 |
I don't either. Are you |
01:38:55 |
Or are you referring to |
01:38:58 |
You said, "I don't either." Well, I |
01:39:01 |
Oh. Okay, so it was only |
01:39:03 |
Right. |
01:39:05 |
I think I know. |
01:39:08 |
Well, why not, Stover? |
01:39:12 |
I wouldn't like it. |
01:39:22 |
If I could... |
01:39:25 |
bottle you up... |
01:39:27 |
all five of you... |
01:39:31 |
[All Laughing] |
01:39:34 |
[Man] |