Ba o del Papa El The Pope s Toilet

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00:00:30 The events of this story
00:00:34 and it's only by chance they didn't
00:01:10 The Pope's Toilet
00:02:27 Put this in my office.
00:02:30 Hello, Luna.
00:03:05 There's a problem. Shit.
00:03:08 What?
00:03:10 Fucking asshole.
00:03:12 Doesn't he ever rest?
00:03:14 Should we take the other way?
00:03:16 We'll see.
00:03:20 It's the missus's birthday.
00:03:25 Let's make a switch.
00:03:27 Give me something easy to carry.
00:03:33 Here, Tica.
00:03:38 Why all the paint?
00:03:39 It's for some guy
00:03:43 What else?
00:03:46 What is it?
00:03:48 We'll swap back in Melo.
00:03:51 Let's stop by Vallejo's and Wally's, OK?
00:03:58 Good luck!
00:03:59 You too!
00:04:00 Nacente might be up there.
00:04:03 Maybe.
00:05:06 Hey there.
00:05:12 What's up?
00:05:25 Mobile patrol!
00:06:12 Stop!
00:06:15 Damn! You fucked up my shocks.
00:06:21 Look at that.
00:06:26 Calm down.
00:06:34 Over there, you come too.
00:06:38 It's all dirty.
00:06:41 I just washed it.
00:06:46 What's my name?
00:06:49 Meleyo.
00:06:51 Mobile patrol, as you say.
00:06:57 And what am I doing here?
00:06:59 Customs.
00:07:03 What have you got?
00:07:05 Things for my family.
00:07:08 Just what I can carry.
00:07:12 How many people at home?
00:07:15 There's...
00:07:19 Four.
00:07:22 Four what?
00:07:24 Three boys and a girl.
00:07:27 What's the girl like?
00:07:30 Short? Chubby?
00:07:34 How does she dress?
00:07:37 In skirts?
00:07:40 Pants that hug her little ass?
00:07:42 That's out of line.
00:07:47 What?
00:09:51 You're listening to the Voice of Melo,
00:09:54 a few days away from the religious event
00:09:57 that will engrave our village's name
00:09:59 A first in the history of America...
00:10:04 Pope John-Paul II is coming...
00:10:06 In the history of America...
00:10:12 The traveling Pope...
00:10:25 Mom, got any batteries?
00:10:27 How about in your flashlight?
00:10:29 No.
00:10:31 Maybe your dad will bring some
00:10:37 Mom, are you going?
00:10:39 Going where?
00:10:40 To that Pope thing.
00:10:44 If it's God's will...
00:10:55 Hi Wally.
00:10:56 An egg.
00:11:01 Thank you.
00:11:12 Hello.
00:11:13 Hello.
00:11:15 How's it going, guys?
00:11:17 Good.
00:11:17 Sorry, but they took the whisky.
00:11:23 Monkey had some scheme?
00:11:25 You've got everything, right?
00:11:27 It's all there.
00:11:29 How we gonna do this?
00:11:32 I can either deduct it
00:11:38 I'm broke.
00:11:41 One trip.
00:11:51 Nice elephant!
00:11:53 How about a tiger?
00:11:56 They're not from Africa.
00:11:59 Where are they from?
00:12:03 I saw a film once with a tiger
00:12:07 Blackie lost his whisky.
00:12:10 Wally wasn't happy about it.
00:12:12 Now he owes him a trip.
00:12:16 They take anything from you?
00:12:18 No, I hid behind a rock.
00:12:23 They took everything from Monkey.
00:12:25 Every last thing.
00:12:28 Luckily not his bike.
00:12:30 No, they can't take bikes.
00:12:33 They can only take goods.
00:12:36 Some old tiff with Meleyo.
00:12:40 That's what Blackie said.
00:12:41 Meleyo can take anything
00:12:46 What should I get?
00:12:47 Beto?
00:12:54 200g of bologna, 3 loaves
00:13:01 Did you get the starch?
00:13:02 It's on the bike.
00:13:06 200g of bologna, 3 loaves,
00:13:13 Soria's hiring people.
00:13:16 How do you know?
00:13:17 I was taking his laundry
00:13:22 He's an old grump.
00:13:25 And Meleyo's an ass.
00:13:27 One day, he's gonna get it good.
00:13:48 This is Silvia,
00:13:51 Our city is preparing for the Pope.
00:13:54 The Pope will be in Melo on May 8th.
00:13:57 Uruguay's team is training
00:14:00 The wars continue.
00:14:01 Lights out. You have to
00:14:05 A cancer vaccine is being tested.
00:14:07 We'll be right back
00:14:14 Marucha'll pay you
00:14:16 She's got a new car, she's broke.
00:14:21 Let these soak?
00:14:30 Silvia
00:14:32 Go to the bedroom,
00:14:34 get the grease can
00:14:37 Why me?
00:14:39 Because I'm asking you to.
00:14:45 Did you bring any batteries?
00:14:47 How do you grease a bike chain?
00:14:50 With your fingers.
00:14:51 Use a little stick.
00:15:01 Silvia could do a couple of trips
00:15:05 She's a kid, she's too young.
00:15:08 Can you see her riding 60 kilometers?
00:15:10 Other women do it.
00:15:12 We already discussed
00:15:15 She's going to sewing school.
00:15:20 I want to buy a motorbike, Carmen.
00:15:28 You're out of your mind.
00:15:31 How are you going to buy it?
00:15:45 Thousands follow him in rain or shine
00:15:50 singing hymns of joy and praise.
00:15:53 How are the preparations coming?
00:15:54 Hello viewers.
00:16:01 Many people have taken out loans,
00:16:03 How did you buy all this?
00:16:06 I sold a bit of land
00:16:07 and with the money,
00:16:12 Valvulina,
00:16:13 come with me to Soria's.
00:16:14 Look.
00:16:16 20,000 Brazilians are going to come.
00:16:18 Let's drink to the
00:16:20 Yeah, sure...
00:16:23 Come on, come with me.
00:16:24 Put it on my tab.
00:16:26 See you later.
00:16:33 It's all been decided.
00:16:35 Really?
00:16:36 Silvia's doing trips with me.
00:16:39 She'll carry the light loads.
00:16:42 We'll finally get that motorbike.
00:16:43 Did you talk to Carmen?
00:16:45 And?
00:16:47 You sure?
00:16:52 Look at all the people!
00:16:55 What are you going to sell?
00:16:59 You think the Brazilians
00:17:02 I'm going to make money.
00:17:04 Money?
00:17:06 You wanna make money?
00:17:08 You ever seen a rich Black here?
00:17:10 I'll be poor, but with money.
00:17:12 Yeah, right...
00:17:15 I've got my thinking cap on.
00:17:18 Look, a CG 125,
00:17:22 Can you spare some sugar?
00:17:26 I'm making rice pudding.
00:17:28 Go get some sugar for the neighbor.
00:17:31 I'm going to sell quiches.
00:17:34 You're going to use the Pope
00:17:35 No, I'm going to work
00:17:40 Valvulina's going to sell chorizo.
00:17:43 There's going to be a big change
00:17:46 but God punishes those things.
00:17:49 Punishment is the politicians we've got.
00:17:53 What we need is a miracle.
00:17:59 Thank you.
00:18:00 You know how to fix faucets?
00:18:02 No, honey, I'm winging it.
00:18:14 Well?
00:18:16 He gave me six trips!
00:18:19 Excellent!
00:18:20 Love ya, baby.
00:18:21 I don't need a stand,
00:18:24 A motorbike?
00:18:25 If Meleyo lets you!
00:18:26 Let him at me, that Meleyo!
00:18:29 You think you're so cool!
00:18:30 You're an old goat!
00:18:31 You should talk!
00:18:34 You're on! Last one there's a pussy!
00:19:46 What happened?
00:19:48 I hurt my knee.
00:19:51 Don't touch it.
00:19:53 It hurts. Must be my meningitis.
00:19:56 Your what?
00:19:58 Have you had it before?
00:20:00 Are you going to the hospital?
00:20:05 You'd go my trips?
00:20:07 We're buddies, right?
00:20:08 You'd go to Aceguá for me?
00:20:10 Why not?
00:20:13 3 times, if you want.
00:20:14 Cut the crap.
00:20:16 I can even take care of your wife.
00:20:21 Oh you will? I'll take care of yours.
00:20:24 But you're wounded.
00:20:25 Only my knee.
00:20:30 I won the race. Remember?
00:20:32 You didn't win anything, jerk-off.
00:20:46 Don't get grease on the bed.
00:20:47 We're going to be okay.
00:20:51 Things'll work out.
00:20:53 You know why?
00:20:55 I got my thinking cap on.
00:20:58 Give me a break.
00:21:36 I used butter, the bologna's gone.
00:21:39 Can you wash my underwear?
00:21:40 I already did.
00:21:42 Don't carry too much.
00:21:45 Who's the smuggler here?
00:21:46 You!
00:21:49 Bring me back some onions.
00:21:50 Okay.
00:21:53 Bye!
00:21:59 Have a good day.
00:22:00 pray for us sinners,
00:22:03 now, and at the hour of our death. Amen.
00:22:07 Be with him on his way to Aceguá.
00:22:11 Thank you, Lord.
00:23:30 The price in pesos?
00:23:32 10 pesos apiece.
00:23:35 27 pesos.
00:23:42 How are you feeling?
00:23:44 Fine.
00:23:45 It hurts a little but I can take it.
00:23:48 We'll see with this weight...
00:23:49 Do you have any Brazilian money
00:23:51 so I don't have to change?
00:23:55 Reach in my back pocket.
00:23:56 You're family.
00:24:00 Is there anyone at the border?
00:24:02 No idea.
00:24:03 None?
00:24:06 What's all that?
00:24:08 It's for Soria.
00:24:10 It was all ready.
00:24:38 Beto.
00:24:40 What's up?
00:24:41 My knee!
00:24:43 Aren't you loaded up?
00:24:44 Just food.
00:24:46 You sure?
00:24:48 Don't have much choice.
00:24:50 Okay.
00:24:52 Good luck.
00:25:13 How are you, soldier?
00:25:14 You've got quite a load.
00:25:16 Same as usual.
00:25:18 Lots of packages.
00:25:20 What are you carrying?
00:25:22 Sugar, flour, rice, oil...
00:25:24 Nothing special.
00:25:26 Why did you stop me? Others go through.
00:25:28 Show some respect.
00:25:29 Here or through the fields.
00:25:31 Look, there goes a motorbike
00:25:35 over there.
00:25:42 Get off
00:25:43 and unload your packages
00:25:47 Yes sir.
00:25:50 Hold his bike for him.
00:25:55 I have a family.
00:25:56 Congratulations.
00:25:59 I'm going to teach you respect. Unload.
00:26:02 I'm not a crook, this is my living.
00:26:04 It's contraband.
00:26:05 Join the army,
00:26:08 You can go through the fields
00:26:11 but not here, you're not allowed.
00:26:13 Got it?
00:26:15 Yes, I get it.
00:26:16 Open the packages.
00:26:18 Yes sir.
00:26:23 With that much yerba,
00:26:27 Gosh, it's heavy.
00:26:30 What's inside?
00:26:32 Just yerba, that's it.
00:26:37 Look at that.
00:26:43 You call this work?
00:26:45 You're a vagrant and you swindle people.
00:26:48 Tramp. Swindler.
00:27:02 He put batteries in without telling me.
00:27:08 Fuck the mobile patrol.
00:27:12 The military too.
00:27:14 Stuttermouth's gonna get mad.
00:27:15 So? I'm not a delinquent.
00:27:23 Stuttermouth!
00:27:26 Give us another round.
00:27:28 The road's a free zone.
00:27:30 I can go where I want.
00:27:34 That's not what your sister said.
00:27:37 Can't you see me with your sister?
00:27:40 Rather than getting wasted here,
00:27:43 take some food home to your wife.
00:27:46 Leave the family out of it!
00:27:50 Keep calm.
00:27:51 Stuttermouth, get over here!
00:27:53 You're an asshole!
00:27:56 Tyrant!
00:27:57 You're a tyrant, Stuttermouth!
00:27:59 Tyrants, tremble!
00:28:06 Liberty
00:28:12 in combat we will cry out!
00:28:17 And even dying,
00:28:21 What are you doing here?
00:28:24 Soria, it was a cock-up.
00:28:28 Captain Alvarez took everything.
00:28:34 Come on, Beto.
00:28:36 Come on, Beto.
00:28:38 Soria,
00:28:39 you're an old grump.
00:28:42 You're not a gentleman, Soria.
00:28:56 Turn on the light, Silvia.
00:28:59 Clear off the bed.
00:29:00 Here we are, Beto, over here.
00:29:05 Let go of me, shit!
00:29:12 Get up.
00:29:14 Silvia.
00:29:15 Get up!
00:29:16 Go to Soria's and tell him...
00:29:19 Leave her alone.
00:29:20 Get up!
00:29:22 No, you go yourself.
00:29:26 No. Go to Soria's and tell him...
00:29:29 I'll never be a smuggler.
00:29:34 What are you going to be?
00:29:36 Miss Universe?
00:29:38 Maybe, once I'm gone.
00:29:40 Where are you going?
00:29:42 Bring the bike in.
00:29:44 Where's she going?
00:29:48 According to our estimates,
00:29:50 about 30,000 people
00:29:54 About 370 stands are already planned
00:29:57 and we're receiving petitions
00:30:01 Quit thinking you're going to leave.
00:30:04 He's going to catch cold.
00:30:07 Did you hear me?
00:30:10 And did you hear me?
00:30:11 I said dad's going to catch cold.
00:30:14 Don't change the subject.
00:30:16 Why not?
00:30:19 Most of them will sell food.
00:30:21 There'll be chorizo sandwich vendors,
00:30:24 stands selling fritters and cookies,
00:30:27 some have invested to make barbeques,
00:30:30 to set up big BBQ pits...
00:30:47 You're not going to Montevideo alone.
00:30:50 Why not? Mabel and Yanina
00:30:58 How am I going to study? Where?
00:31:01 Why do you want to do strange things?
00:31:05 Why can't you do sewing
00:31:09 Right... Like a good girl...
00:31:13 I wish I'd been able to study...
00:31:19 I like sewing,
00:31:21 but I want to be a radio announcer,
00:31:28 I'm going to build a bathroom.
00:31:35 And charge for it when the Pope comes.
00:32:05 Because it's gnarled and ugly...
00:32:09 Because it's gnarled and ugly...
00:32:13 Because it's gnarled and ugly
00:32:14 Because all its branches are dull grey,
00:32:16 I pity the poor,
00:32:18 there are a hundred lovely trees:
00:32:21 Full-rounded plums, straight tall limes
00:32:24 and orange trees
00:32:30 Like all those Indian women
00:32:35 No, Carmen.
00:32:36 What about the smell?
00:32:38 What will the Pope tell Rome
00:32:45 What if no one needs to go?
00:32:47 If they went just before they left?
00:32:51 You're shooting me down.
00:32:52 No I'm not, Beto.
00:32:54 I want to help you.
00:32:57 If you wanted to help, you'd be thinking.
00:33:00 I don't like making money off the Pope.
00:33:03 There goes Saint Carmen, barefoot.
00:33:04 Good night.
00:33:05 See you tomorrow, honey.
00:33:08 But I have been thinking.
00:33:11 Is that so?
00:33:13 Did a lightbulb go off?
00:33:18 What is it?
00:33:19 A Brazilian medallion.
00:33:23 I thought we could sell them.
00:33:26 You've got air for brains, Carmen.
00:33:29 Brazilians are going to buy
00:33:33 What are you thinking?
00:33:37 I was trying to help.
00:33:38 I've got it all planned.
00:33:40 In 4 trips, I can make enough
00:33:43 There won't be a flush,
00:33:46 but it'll be a real toilet, of course.
00:33:48 The Turkish kind splatter.
00:33:51 You can build a wall?
00:33:52 Tica's gonna help.
00:33:53 I invited him for a barbeque...
00:33:56 But I need a little money
00:33:59 for the first trip.
00:34:01 I don't have any.
00:34:02 For your old man.
00:34:04 Old man, my foot.
00:34:05 Come on, Carmen sweetheart.
00:34:09 Just look, you'll find some.
00:34:19 Here.
00:34:20 See, I'm helping you.
00:34:22 Is that so?
00:34:25 What reward? Let's see...
00:34:30 Mr. Bicycle Man,
00:34:32 your pump is pretty small...
00:35:13 That meat was great.
00:35:15 Delicious.
00:35:16 Can I go to Laura's?
00:35:18 Sure, but don't be late.
00:35:20 It was good and you drank us dry.
00:35:24 I can't do a thing without drink.
00:35:27 Don't believe it.
00:35:28 He knows what to do, the old rascal.
00:35:31 To your health!
00:35:33 The bathroom'll be here,
00:35:36 they'll wait in line there at the door.
00:35:38 Where do I wash my hands?
00:35:39 Outside, if you want.
00:35:42 The bathroom's here. The door goes here,
00:35:45 and there you have it,
00:35:48 Where's the toilet going?
00:36:28 How nice.
00:36:29 Ah, that's better!
00:36:38 Chez baptizes you 'Little Pig'
00:36:44 What are you doing, you moron?
00:36:47 Watch out!
00:36:50 Careful...
00:36:55 Beat it!
00:37:02 Blackie, do something!
00:37:05 You pig,
00:37:09 Come on, calm down.
00:37:11 But there's no toilet!
00:37:13 It's a bathroom, isn't it?
00:37:21 He pissed on it.
00:37:22 Nice inauguration.
00:37:23 What inauguration?
00:37:30 When Ruiz fell,
00:37:33 Yes but he was loaded down.
00:37:35 He was wasted, more like it!
00:37:37 So Chez is some kind of witch doctor?
00:37:39 He always drove drunk but never fell.
00:37:42 That's bullshit. You're talking crap.
00:37:55 Beto.
00:37:56 Tica says these are the last ones.
00:38:02 That's not enough.
00:38:04 Might need to make another trip
00:38:11 You've got no more cash?
00:38:13 No.
00:38:44 No thanks.
00:38:57 Brandy, yeah.
00:38:59 I'm coming.
00:39:01 And bring me some detergent.
00:39:04 Alright.
00:39:05 Hold on a sec.
00:39:16 No trip today.
00:39:19 What do you mean?
00:39:20 No trip.
00:39:21 Did someone say something?
00:39:22 I'm not Soria.
00:39:27 Wally, you're making a mistake.
00:39:29 I'm asking you to leave.
00:39:30 A word of advice:
00:39:34 Now go on.
00:39:35 Ma'am?
00:39:41 Stuttermouth, that's some TV!
00:39:43 I'm paying in 12 installments.
00:39:45 Congratulations.
00:39:47 Thanks.
00:39:55 I'm sorry about the other day.
00:39:59 I was out of line.
00:40:00 What bottle do you want?
00:40:02 Whichever.
00:40:05 Forget about it.
00:40:07 I got pretty drunk and...
00:40:12 But I also wanted to ask you a favor,
00:40:16 if it's possible.
00:40:19 Sorry, Stuttermouth.
00:40:21 Go on.
00:40:22 I need a few pesos
00:40:29 He blew you off.
00:40:32 He stutters and he's cheap.
00:40:34 After the other day, what'd you expect?
00:40:38 If he doesn't like drunks,
00:40:43 What about the grocery shops?
00:40:46 What do you expect...
00:40:48 I need some cash.
00:40:51 Cash? You're knocking at the wrong door.
00:40:54 Empty your pockets,
00:41:03 Won't go far.
00:41:06 I just played.
00:41:07 I take the trick.
00:41:09 I'm gonna take a piss.
00:41:17 Hey.
00:41:21 You're up shit creek.
00:41:23 I overheard. Not easy to find money.
00:41:29 I know someone
00:41:33 Corneta!
00:41:35 Coming!
00:41:37 Just let me know, okay?
00:42:02 Is Silvia here?
00:42:03 She went downtown.
00:42:05 I want some mate.
00:42:09 Go buy some yerba.
00:42:10 There's still some left.
00:42:12 The Uruguayan kind. 250 grams.
00:42:51 Beto.
00:42:54 What're you looking for?
00:42:55 Where is it?
00:42:56 What?
00:42:58 Get out of there!
00:43:01 I said no!
00:43:03 Give me that!
00:43:07 Don't hit her! Leave her alone.
00:43:28 Goodbye bathroom.
00:43:30 It was hard to save this money.
00:43:32 We all need money.
00:43:37 Look.
00:43:38 I already bought them.
00:43:40 How many do you plan to sell?
00:43:42 1,200 chorizos?
00:43:43 That's great.
00:43:46 I took out a bank loan.
00:43:48 A loan? Did you need collateral?
00:43:51 Yes, I put my house up.
00:43:53 You'll pay it back no problem.
00:43:57 How many people do you expect?
00:43:58 There's talk of 40,000 to 50,000 people.
00:44:01 50,000 to 60,000 people.
00:44:03 200,000, that's what they say.
00:44:06 How many, according to you?
00:44:08 You, sir?
00:44:09 I'm with her.
00:44:11 What are you going to sell?
00:44:12 Nothing.
00:44:14 Nothing, how come?
00:44:15 I don't believe there'll be
00:44:20 Let's go to this gentleman.
00:44:21 We've been waiting since dawn,
00:44:33 I know someone
00:45:04 Hello, Meleyo.
00:45:22 Carmen.
00:45:25 Carmen.
00:45:34 Look what I bought.
00:45:43 Where'd you get this?
00:45:46 I bought it.
00:45:50 Look.
00:46:01 You're home pretty late!
00:46:04 Let's get some sleep.
00:46:14 I acted up, I know.
00:46:20 Here, look what I got you.
00:46:24 What's that?
00:46:29 You like them?
00:46:30 They're for you.
00:46:32 Put them on. Here.
00:46:34 You're not gonna try?
00:46:39 Later.
00:46:42 Try them on.
00:46:45 You know that money's for Silvia.
00:46:52 Yeah, I know.
00:46:57 If we get 500 or 600 people,
00:47:00 There might even be enough left
00:47:06 And the building blocks?
00:47:09 No problem.
00:47:10 I've got three more trips.
00:47:12 Special trips. It's gonna be fine.
00:47:23 How'd you get these trips?
00:47:30 Used my thinking cap.
00:47:34 You gonna put the panties on?
00:47:37 Should I? Maybe I don't need them.
00:47:41 You're the boss.
00:47:44 I could just slip under the sheets.
00:47:47 Careful, Silvia's here.
00:48:32 Blackie's all by himself.
00:48:35 Where's Beto? Did he get up earlier?
00:48:38 Not his style.
00:48:53 Nacente!
00:49:09 Go on in, don't be shy.
00:49:11 My heart's pounding.
00:49:12 There's enough pâté here
00:49:17 Sardines again?
00:49:21 Did you hear what Cantinflas did?
00:49:23 What?
00:49:24 Sold his house and bought two cows.
00:49:27 He's crazy.
00:49:28 Two cows? How's he gonna barbeque them?
00:49:32 Doesn't know.
00:49:33 Crazy dumbshit.
00:49:35 Hey there, Zhou Enlai!
00:49:43 I take this off for meals.
00:49:45 What will the Pope eat when he's here?
00:49:48 He brings his food from Italy,
00:49:50 water and even champagne, in a crate.
00:49:53 With the variety we've got in Melo?
00:49:58 The meat lockers were selling cheap,
00:50:04 I bought 5,000 buns.
00:50:06 79 kilos of meat.
00:50:08 Hot water for making mate.
00:50:10 1,500 hamburgers.
00:50:12 Fritters.
00:50:13 10 kilos of flour.
00:50:14 My specialty? Pasta Flora.
00:50:17 Grill chorizos.
00:50:19 100 kilos or more.
00:50:20 Sell a lot of drinks.
00:50:22 Caballero is...
00:50:24 setting up three stoves in the street.
00:50:26 And he's hiring hookers to cook for him.
00:50:31 We'll have to go!
00:50:40 Hey!
00:51:20 Hello. Hey, neighbor!
00:51:21 Great.
00:51:23 Look, it's progressing.
00:51:36 (5 days left)
00:51:43 It's gonna be here.
00:51:44 There?
00:51:45 It's nice.
00:51:47 I won't be able to see.
00:51:49 That tree's in my way.
00:51:51 With the crowd, you wouldn't see anyways.
00:51:53 There'll be people up to here.
00:51:55 That many?
00:51:59 The street'll be packed.
00:52:01 They could have given you a better spot.
00:52:04 It's the speech that counts.
00:52:06 I'd still like to see too.
00:52:12 I didn't know.
00:52:17 So she dropped out of school?
00:52:23 That's what happens
00:52:26 Right.
00:52:34 Can't you study what you want here?
00:52:37 No, only in Montevideo.
00:52:39 How long is it?
00:52:40 Two years.
00:52:45 After you graduate,
00:52:50 Cross yourself.
00:52:51 I already did this morning.
00:53:03 How's it going?
00:53:06 Just looking at the motorbikes.
00:53:08 I just finished this one.
00:53:10 Nice color.
00:53:14 The shocks, spokes
00:53:17 Looks great.
00:53:20 How fast can it go?
00:53:22 100 km an hour, no sweat.
00:53:24 How much is it?
00:53:26 We can work it out: The bike,
00:53:31 and then by installment.
00:54:24 Are you ready?
00:54:28 Is there a bathroom here?
00:54:29 My husband built it.
00:54:32 Who cares who built it?
00:54:34 Ask, half or full service?
00:54:38 You keep a bucket of water ready here.
00:54:40 Then you hurry in fast,
00:54:42 and dump it down the toilet.
00:54:44 And come back out.
00:54:48 Okay.
00:54:49 For half service,
00:54:54 We'll have two prices.
00:54:56 I am now!
00:54:59 Half or full service?
00:55:00 Full.
00:55:04 It's the 2nd price.
00:55:05 Why isn't she doing it?
00:55:07 You're the lady of the house,
00:55:10 Thank you, sir. Goodbye.
00:55:13 Right, 50 pesos.
00:55:14 No, Carmen. Not half service, full.
00:55:23 If someone's taking too long,
00:55:25 come knock on the door.
00:55:28 Hurry up...
00:55:32 I can't tell someone to hurry up.
00:55:35 Hurry up.
00:55:37 Don't laugh, it cracks your mom up.
00:55:41 You knock and you say:
00:55:44 Ask like you're concerned.
00:55:47 Are you alright?
00:55:52 Excellent, that's right.
00:55:55 Right this way, sir.
00:55:55 You can pay my husband.
00:56:00 How much do I owe?
00:56:03 You have change?
00:56:05 Thank you, sir. Goodbye.
00:56:07 A pleasure to be of service.
00:56:12 That took two minutes.
00:56:15 Is that a lot?
00:56:28 Son of a bitch!
00:56:29 What's up?
00:56:30 No cats left in Melo!
00:56:32 No more dogs either.
00:56:34 You got any doors?
00:56:35 Nope.
00:56:37 I'm through with going to the border.
00:56:39 Why?
00:56:40 I sold my bike to buy the meat grinder.
00:56:43 Is the Pope going to save you too?
00:56:45 Not much choice.
00:56:46 Who might have a door?
00:56:47 A door? In our gang, let's see...
00:56:51 Tomasito.
00:56:53 My wife's got us all painting.
00:56:56 For a stand?
00:56:57 For making some dough. Look.
00:57:00 Holy cow!
00:57:02 You're working hard.
00:57:05 Take a look in back.
00:57:11 No wooden ones?
00:57:13 I only do steel ones.
00:57:15 Who might have one?
00:57:16 The Turk.
00:57:17 Where are the doors?
00:57:18 Behind the freezers.
00:57:20 How much are they?
00:57:22 - 65 thousand
00:57:24 That's expensive!
00:57:27 There's nothing cheaper?
00:57:34 Go to Montevideo. Or else write.
00:57:37 I'll have to talk to my mom.
00:57:44 Thanks. Bye.
00:58:19 Hi.
00:58:25 Where's mom?
00:58:27 At Teresa's.
00:58:31 Where have you been?
00:58:32 Studying.
00:58:37 Studying?
00:58:38 Yeah.
00:58:42 What've you got there?
00:58:45 What? Did you follow me?
00:58:47 Let's see.
00:58:48 It's private.
00:58:50 It's private.
00:58:52 It's private.
00:58:55 Let's see.
00:58:58 Show it to me! Show me, I'm your father!
00:59:02 What are you doing?
00:59:03 I'm her father and that's that!
00:59:13 Where were you?
00:59:15 Now you're starting in?
00:59:17 Show me what you've got.
00:59:29 (The journalistic revelation
00:59:30 (3 days left. John-Paul ll)
01:00:16 Luna!
01:00:44 What's up, María?
01:00:49 Anyone seen Beto?
01:00:50 Have some.
01:00:51 He must have come by earlier.
01:00:54 You didn't see him?
01:01:25 (Public convenience)
01:01:33 I'll change the one on the house.
01:01:35 How much was it?
01:01:36 A bundle.
01:01:37 Why'd you get such a nice door?
01:01:38 So rich people would come too.
01:01:42 Ready?
01:01:45 Yup.
01:01:47 What is it?
01:01:49 Nothing. Go make the mate,
01:01:51 You're okay on your own?
01:01:56 Here.
01:01:58 I'll give you something for the pain.
01:02:00 Perfect.
01:02:03 Hold this.
01:02:06 How do I take it? With water? Milk?
01:02:13 Can't we just use an ointment?
01:02:16 Afterwards.
01:02:18 It doesn't hurt that much.
01:02:21 Why'd you come then?
01:02:24 Lay on your side.
01:02:26 There you go, that's good.
01:02:40 Pink.
01:02:44 I like that idea.
01:02:46 White toilets are too plain.
01:02:53 Are they going to pay you, Beto?
01:02:56 Of course.
01:02:58 Look, this is how much
01:03:02 See?
01:03:03 There's only one day left.
01:03:06 It'll be fine, don't worry.
01:03:08 We'll have all this,
01:03:18 With this, we'll fix the roof.
01:03:22 This'll be for paving a walkway
01:03:27 all around the house.
01:03:31 This here...
01:03:34 is for a chicken coop.
01:03:36 We'll buy some chickens,
01:03:38 great big fat ones that lay eggs.
01:03:43 This...
01:03:46 this'll be for Silvia.
01:03:48 You can get her some batteries.
01:03:52 Or else a radio. A new radio.
01:03:54 Right, a radio for Silvia.
01:03:58 Good idea.
01:04:01 And for you, Carmen?
01:04:08 Buy me some starch.
01:04:11 No. What would you like for yourself?
01:04:15 We need to pay the electricity.
01:04:20 We'll pay it.
01:04:22 How much is it?
01:04:24 2,000 pesos.
01:04:25 2,000 pesos?
01:04:29 That must be the iron.
01:04:30 The salesman said
01:04:35 Of course. He wanted to sell it.
01:04:39 Okay, 2,000 pesos. No problem.
01:04:47 All that, in 2 days.
01:04:52 God will help us.
01:04:55 If He doesn't help the poor,
01:04:59 (1 day left)
01:05:02 If you want this color, it's 1,900 pesos.
01:05:07 Holy shit!
01:05:08 The white one's 1,200.
01:05:13 You won't find anything cheaper
01:05:17 You want to be a journalist?
01:05:21 Yes.
01:05:22 What does your mom say?
01:05:24 She loves the idea.
01:05:26 She's going to pay for my school
01:05:36 Alright, this is where I turn.
01:05:39 Careful with the magazine,
01:05:42 See you.
01:06:03 You got things for yourself...
01:06:06 Just odds and ends for the house.
01:06:14 It comes out even.
01:06:15 Eight trips in all.
01:06:17 I talked to Luna.
01:06:19 That's good.
01:06:24 I don't have the money.
01:06:27 What am I supposed to do?
01:06:29 We said this afternoon, remember?
01:06:31 I need it.
01:06:33 Come back tonight.
01:06:35 Tonight?
01:06:37 You'll have the money?
01:06:39 If it's tonight, that's okay.
01:06:42 So we're all set then?
01:06:45 See you later.
01:06:57 What do you mean, tomorrow?
01:06:59 We've got lots of time, don't worry.
01:07:03 What time is the old man coming?
01:07:04 His Holiness.
01:07:06 Same thing.
01:07:08 At 10:30.
01:07:11 Soria's going to pay me tonight
01:07:14 and I'll go straight to Aceguá.
01:07:16 I'll be back by 10.
01:07:20 You'll be all ready
01:07:22 Get everything set
01:07:25 and once I'm here, we're fine.
01:07:30 It'll all start after the mass.
01:07:32 It's not a mass, it's a speech.
01:07:34 Mass, speech... Same thing.
01:07:38 The president'll talk,
01:07:41 People'll get bored
01:07:44 They'll line up to use the bathroom,
01:07:47 and the motorbike's mine!
01:07:50 Why didn't you bring it earlier?
01:07:52 If Silvia'd helped me,
01:07:57 What Soria told me was to come by
01:08:00 when Luna's there.
01:08:03 He's usually there early.
01:08:05 Soria was very clear.
01:08:07 Tomorrow morning's cutting it close.
01:08:15 Eat. Come on.
01:08:18 You mean Meleyo...
01:08:23 What are you talking about?
01:08:25 What I saw at the garage.
01:08:32 What are you saying?
01:08:48 I had to finish the bathroom.
01:08:50 It's all been done with Meleyo's trips?
01:08:55 The money's from him?
01:09:00 I couldn't tell you anything.
01:09:02 Blackie either.
01:09:05 What'd you tell me? You lied to me!
01:09:20 Count me out.
01:09:23 It was all for a good cause.
01:09:25 Come on, let's take this laundry.
01:09:27 I'm not going to miss the Pope.
01:09:29 Carmen.
01:09:31 Carmen.
01:10:34 Did you go get the money?
01:10:42 Put a warm T-shirt on tomorrow.
01:10:44 We'll have to dress warm
01:10:48 Are your friends going?
01:11:16 I'll wear two pairs of socks,
01:12:44 Go on!
01:12:48 Take these out to the trailer.
01:14:01 Valvulina, bring me a chair
01:14:03 Morning.
01:14:07 Thanks, Teresa.
01:14:09 I left the fire burning.
01:14:13 What a great bathroom!
01:14:15 Really classy.
01:14:18 Good luck!
01:14:19 See you later.
01:14:23 Greetings friends! Got a big crowd?
01:14:26 Yes, we're expecting a big crowd
01:14:29 Are you expecting a lot of people?
01:14:32 Even poor folks spend a little.
01:14:34 With such a crowd, Felipe,
01:14:38 Seems like it.
01:14:39 Right, be optimistic.
01:15:05 You got enough paper?
01:15:06 Cut me some more.
01:15:12 The traveling Pope,
01:15:15 he travels to the 4 corners of earth.
01:15:19 Listen up, friends.
01:15:21 Reliable sources say that,
01:15:22 besides those coming from Montevideo
01:15:25 there's a 10 km line-up of
01:15:28 Brazilian buses in Aceguá...
01:15:32 We're saved!
01:15:35 10 km of buses, my friends!
01:15:38 Hurrah for the Brazilians!
01:15:50 John-Paul, the people are with you!
01:15:54 Hang in there, you can make it!
01:16:06 The crowd is preparing to
01:16:11 Some have been there since last night,
01:16:16 Those camping woke up in the cold.
01:16:21 We have no more information about
01:16:24 No one else is calling in.
01:16:30 please, let us know
01:16:34 239, 240, 241...
01:16:44 We are now seeing,
01:16:47 and it's with great pleasure,
01:16:49 the President of the
01:16:57 And what about our choral?
01:17:04 in the name of all those
01:17:08 our hymn to John-Paul II.
01:17:11 John-Paul, my friend,
01:17:20 Pope John-Paul II should be arriving
01:17:24 We are honored by his presence
01:17:27 on this historic May 8th
01:17:46 that will remain in our hearts.
01:17:50 The moment we've been waiting for
01:17:55 This is a historical moment!
01:17:59 His Holiness John-Paul II
01:18:02 John-Paul II,
01:18:17 Don't die on me now!
01:18:20 After that, you can rest.
01:18:25 This border is like
01:18:27 where we come together and embrace,
01:18:40 You can help Silvia deliver the laundry.
01:18:44 Or wait outside her sewing school.
01:18:46 How about that?
01:18:48 Come on...
01:18:59 (Public convenience)
01:19:06 Don't do this to me now!
01:19:08 Fucking shit!
01:19:37 In the name of the Father, and the Son,
01:19:44 Beloved brothers and sisters,
01:19:48 may Jesus Christ be praised
01:19:51 where so many men and women
01:19:58 May God bless their Christian homes,
01:20:02 that they may be models of
01:20:07 Stuttermouth, hold this.
01:20:23 Beto! Beto!
01:20:27 I'm on my way to see the Pope in Melo!
01:20:30 Get in, I'll take you, buddy.
01:20:33 No thanks.
01:20:34 It's already started. Wanna hear?
01:20:37 Work must not be performed
01:20:40 simply to earn a living.
01:20:45 Come on, Beto!
01:20:46 Get in, I'll give you a lift.
01:20:49 No thanks. I'm almost there.
01:20:52 I'm going to stop.
01:20:55 Leave me alone!
01:20:56 Stop!
01:21:20 Goddamn it, stop!
01:21:22 Come on, get in.
01:21:24 I'll take you.
01:21:28 You never came for your money yesterday.
01:21:32 Here.
01:21:35 We'll deal with it later.
01:21:37 We'll deal with it later.
01:21:41 Well...
01:21:44 Working for yourself, I see?
01:21:48 Fending for yourself?
01:21:53 Who covers your ass?
01:21:55 The Pope?
01:21:58 The military? Those little shop owners?
01:22:02 It's me!
01:22:03 The son-of-a-bitch mobile patrol
01:22:07 I need to go.
01:22:09 You're in a hurry? Not me.
01:22:12 I've got all the time in the world.
01:22:15 And that's why I'd like to emphasize
01:22:18 the recognition and respect that
01:22:24 What do I tell Luna?
01:22:27 What do you want?
01:22:32 You want me to bring him to your home
01:22:35 and your wife suck him off?
01:22:39 You choose, Beto.
01:22:49 May the blessings of the Almighty Lord,
01:22:54 Father, Son and Holy Spirit,
01:23:04 now and forever more.
01:23:18 Is it over?
01:23:19 Is it over?
01:23:25 Is it over?
01:23:27 Looks like it.
01:23:35 Cotton candy!
01:23:37 Young lady!
01:23:38 Piping hot homemade fritters!
01:23:42 Delicious chorizo!
01:23:44 Right this way, sir!
01:23:46 Homemade.
01:23:49 Visitors, please stay
01:23:52 Sale prices.
01:23:53 A little fritter?
01:23:58 (Make yourselves at home... )
01:24:13 Mom. Mom.
01:24:30 Cotton candy.
01:24:32 2 for 1.
01:24:35 Delicious chorizo! Homemade.
01:24:42 Come on, Silvia!
01:24:56 Need to use a bathroom?
01:24:58 No thanks.
01:24:59 Sir, men's room?
01:25:01 Bathroom with a wooden door?
01:25:03 Don't need to, thanks.
01:25:04 Need a bathroom?
01:26:56 Tomorrow, he'll see
01:26:59 A plastic one.
01:27:14 Hello, neighbor.
01:27:16 What's up, Teresa?
01:27:19 How are you?
01:27:22 I have a gift for you.
01:27:24 Thanks, Teresa.
01:27:26 It's beautiful. It's from Brazil.
01:27:30 One of the Pope's escorts
01:27:33 The Pope's escorts?
01:27:36 Did you sell anything?
01:27:39 Only my soul to the devil.
01:27:57 What saves you is your thinking cap.
01:28:01 He took your bike.
01:28:04 May he rot in hell, Meleyo! Scumbag.
01:28:07 ...the inhabitants of Melo
01:28:11 with joy and reverence.
01:28:14 His blessing will bring love
01:28:19 Work?
01:28:22 A prosperous future awaits us.
01:28:25 You can stuff your future
01:28:28 What prosperous future?
01:28:31 The Pope doesn't have a clue!
01:28:33 Thank you, brother John-Paul,
01:28:37 You'll remain in our hearts.
01:28:39 We'll be eating chorizo till Christmas.
01:28:41 Come back! Come back!
01:28:45 Yes, my friends, may he return!
01:28:48 Melo will be waiting
01:28:54 and tables full of food...
01:29:18 I'm going, Carmen.
01:29:20 When will you be back?
01:29:21 I don't know. This afternoon.
01:29:24 I'm going to make croquettes.
01:29:26 Save me a few.
01:29:35 See you later, honey.
01:29:44 Put this away for me?
01:30:18 (The Pope never came back.)
01:30:23 (It's estimated that on May 8, 1988,)
01:30:25 (fewer than 8,000 people
01:30:28 (Most were from Melo.)
01:30:31 (387 stands were set up.)
01:30:34 (There were about 400 Brazilians)
01:30:38 (and some 300 journalists.)
01:30:52 Half or full service?
01:30:53 Full.
01:30:55 You'll have to wait.
01:30:59 Mom!
01:31:02 He won't let me use it!
01:31:04 Beto.
01:31:05 He'll be in there forever.
01:31:09 Carmen!
01:31:12 I have an idea!