Ba o del Papa El The Pope s Toilet
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The events of this story |
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and it's only by chance they didn't |
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The Pope's Toilet |
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Put this in my office. |
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Hello, Luna. |
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There's a problem. Shit. |
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What? |
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Fucking asshole. |
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Doesn't he ever rest? |
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Should we take the other way? |
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We'll see. |
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It's the missus's birthday. |
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Let's make a switch. |
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Give me something easy to carry. |
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Here, Tica. |
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Why all the paint? |
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It's for some guy |
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What else? |
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What is it? |
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We'll swap back in Melo. |
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Let's stop by Vallejo's and Wally's, OK? |
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Good luck! |
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You too! |
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Nacente might be up there. |
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Maybe. |
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Hey there. |
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What's up? |
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Mobile patrol! |
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Stop! |
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Damn! You fucked up my shocks. |
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Look at that. |
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Calm down. |
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Over there, you come too. |
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It's all dirty. |
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I just washed it. |
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What's my name? |
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Meleyo. |
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Mobile patrol, as you say. |
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And what am I doing here? |
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Customs. |
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What have you got? |
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Things for my family. |
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Just what I can carry. |
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How many people at home? |
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There's... |
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Four. |
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Four what? |
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Three boys and a girl. |
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What's the girl like? |
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Short? Chubby? |
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How does she dress? |
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In skirts? |
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Pants that hug her little ass? |
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That's out of line. |
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What? |
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You're listening to the Voice of Melo, |
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a few days away from the religious event |
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that will engrave our village's name |
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A first in the history of America... |
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Pope John-Paul II is coming... |
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In the history of America... |
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The traveling Pope... |
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Mom, got any batteries? |
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How about in your flashlight? |
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No. |
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Maybe your dad will bring some |
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Mom, are you going? |
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Going where? |
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To that Pope thing. |
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If it's God's will... |
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Hi Wally. |
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An egg. |
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Thank you. |
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Hello. |
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Hello. |
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How's it going, guys? |
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Good. |
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Sorry, but they took the whisky. |
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Monkey had some scheme? |
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You've got everything, right? |
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It's all there. |
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How we gonna do this? |
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I can either deduct it |
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I'm broke. |
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One trip. |
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Nice elephant! |
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How about a tiger? |
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They're not from Africa. |
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Where are they from? |
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I saw a film once with a tiger |
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Blackie lost his whisky. |
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Wally wasn't happy about it. |
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Now he owes him a trip. |
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They take anything from you? |
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No, I hid behind a rock. |
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They took everything from Monkey. |
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Every last thing. |
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Luckily not his bike. |
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No, they can't take bikes. |
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They can only take goods. |
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Some old tiff with Meleyo. |
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That's what Blackie said. |
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Meleyo can take anything |
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What should I get? |
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Beto? |
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200g of bologna, 3 loaves |
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Did you get the starch? |
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It's on the bike. |
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200g of bologna, 3 loaves, |
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Soria's hiring people. |
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How do you know? |
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I was taking his laundry |
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He's an old grump. |
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And Meleyo's an ass. |
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One day, he's gonna get it good. |
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This is Silvia, |
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Our city is preparing for the Pope. |
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The Pope will be in Melo on May 8th. |
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Uruguay's team is training |
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The wars continue. |
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Lights out. You have to |
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A cancer vaccine is being tested. |
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We'll be right back |
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Marucha'll pay you |
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She's got a new car, she's broke. |
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Let these soak? |
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Silvia |
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Go to the bedroom, |
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get the grease can |
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Why me? |
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Because I'm asking you to. |
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Did you bring any batteries? |
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How do you grease a bike chain? |
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With your fingers. |
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Use a little stick. |
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Silvia could do a couple of trips |
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She's a kid, she's too young. |
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Can you see her riding 60 kilometers? |
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Other women do it. |
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We already discussed |
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She's going to sewing school. |
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I want to buy a motorbike, Carmen. |
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You're out of your mind. |
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How are you going to buy it? |
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Thousands follow him in rain or shine |
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singing hymns of joy and praise. |
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How are the preparations coming? |
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Hello viewers. |
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Many people have taken out loans, |
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How did you buy all this? |
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I sold a bit of land |
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and with the money, |
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Valvulina, |
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come with me to Soria's. |
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Look. |
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20,000 Brazilians are going to come. |
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Let's drink to the |
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Yeah, sure... |
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Come on, come with me. |
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Put it on my tab. |
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See you later. |
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It's all been decided. |
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Really? |
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Silvia's doing trips with me. |
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She'll carry the light loads. |
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We'll finally get that motorbike. |
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Did you talk to Carmen? |
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And? |
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You sure? |
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Look at all the people! |
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What are you going to sell? |
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You think the Brazilians |
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I'm going to make money. |
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Money? |
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You wanna make money? |
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You ever seen a rich Black here? |
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I'll be poor, but with money. |
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Yeah, right... |
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I've got my thinking cap on. |
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Look, a CG 125, |
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Can you spare some sugar? |
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I'm making rice pudding. |
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Go get some sugar for the neighbor. |
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I'm going to sell quiches. |
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You're going to use the Pope |
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No, I'm going to work |
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Valvulina's going to sell chorizo. |
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There's going to be a big change |
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but God punishes those things. |
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Punishment is the politicians we've got. |
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What we need is a miracle. |
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Thank you. |
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You know how to fix faucets? |
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No, honey, I'm winging it. |
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Well? |
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He gave me six trips! |
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Excellent! |
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Love ya, baby. |
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I don't need a stand, |
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A motorbike? |
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If Meleyo lets you! |
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Let him at me, that Meleyo! |
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You think you're so cool! |
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You're an old goat! |
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You should talk! |
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You're on! Last one there's a pussy! |
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What happened? |
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I hurt my knee. |
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Don't touch it. |
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It hurts. Must be my meningitis. |
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Your what? |
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Have you had it before? |
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Are you going to the hospital? |
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You'd go my trips? |
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We're buddies, right? |
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You'd go to Aceguá for me? |
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Why not? |
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3 times, if you want. |
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Cut the crap. |
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I can even take care of your wife. |
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Oh you will? I'll take care of yours. |
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But you're wounded. |
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Only my knee. |
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I won the race. Remember? |
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You didn't win anything, jerk-off. |
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Don't get grease on the bed. |
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We're going to be okay. |
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Things'll work out. |
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You know why? |
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I got my thinking cap on. |
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Give me a break. |
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I used butter, the bologna's gone. |
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Can you wash my underwear? |
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I already did. |
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Don't carry too much. |
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Who's the smuggler here? |
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You! |
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Bring me back some onions. |
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Okay. |
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Bye! |
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Have a good day. |
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pray for us sinners, |
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now, and at the hour of our death. Amen. |
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Be with him on his way to Aceguá. |
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Thank you, Lord. |
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The price in pesos? |
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10 pesos apiece. |
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27 pesos. |
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How are you feeling? |
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Fine. |
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It hurts a little but I can take it. |
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We'll see with this weight... |
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Do you have any Brazilian money |
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so I don't have to change? |
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Reach in my back pocket. |
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You're family. |
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Is there anyone at the border? |
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No idea. |
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None? |
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What's all that? |
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It's for Soria. |
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It was all ready. |
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Beto. |
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What's up? |
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My knee! |
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Aren't you loaded up? |
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Just food. |
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You sure? |
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Don't have much choice. |
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Okay. |
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Good luck. |
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How are you, soldier? |
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You've got quite a load. |
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Same as usual. |
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Lots of packages. |
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What are you carrying? |
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Sugar, flour, rice, oil... |
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Nothing special. |
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Why did you stop me? Others go through. |
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Show some respect. |
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Here or through the fields. |
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Look, there goes a motorbike |
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over there. |
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Get off |
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and unload your packages |
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Yes sir. |
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Hold his bike for him. |
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I have a family. |
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Congratulations. |
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I'm going to teach you respect. Unload. |
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I'm not a crook, this is my living. |
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It's contraband. |
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Join the army, |
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You can go through the fields |
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but not here, you're not allowed. |
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Got it? |
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Yes, I get it. |
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Open the packages. |
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Yes sir. |
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With that much yerba, |
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Gosh, it's heavy. |
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What's inside? |
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Just yerba, that's it. |
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Look at that. |
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You call this work? |
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You're a vagrant and you swindle people. |
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Tramp. Swindler. |
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He put batteries in without telling me. |
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Fuck the mobile patrol. |
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The military too. |
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Stuttermouth's gonna get mad. |
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So? I'm not a delinquent. |
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Stuttermouth! |
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Give us another round. |
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The road's a free zone. |
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I can go where I want. |
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That's not what your sister said. |
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Can't you see me with your sister? |
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Rather than getting wasted here, |
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take some food home to your wife. |
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Leave the family out of it! |
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Keep calm. |
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Stuttermouth, get over here! |
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You're an asshole! |
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Tyrant! |
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You're a tyrant, Stuttermouth! |
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Tyrants, tremble! |
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Liberty |
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in combat we will cry out! |
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And even dying, |
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What are you doing here? |
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Soria, it was a cock-up. |
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Captain Alvarez took everything. |
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Come on, Beto. |
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Come on, Beto. |
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Soria, |
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you're an old grump. |
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You're not a gentleman, Soria. |
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Turn on the light, Silvia. |
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Clear off the bed. |
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Here we are, Beto, over here. |
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Let go of me, shit! |
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Get up. |
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Silvia. |
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Get up! |
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Go to Soria's and tell him... |
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Leave her alone. |
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Get up! |
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No, you go yourself. |
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No. Go to Soria's and tell him... |
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I'll never be a smuggler. |
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What are you going to be? |
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Miss Universe? |
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Maybe, once I'm gone. |
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Where are you going? |
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Bring the bike in. |
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Where's she going? |
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According to our estimates, |
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about 30,000 people |
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About 370 stands are already planned |
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and we're receiving petitions |
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Quit thinking you're going to leave. |
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He's going to catch cold. |
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Did you hear me? |
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And did you hear me? |
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I said dad's going to catch cold. |
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Don't change the subject. |
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Why not? |
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Most of them will sell food. |
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There'll be chorizo sandwich vendors, |
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stands selling fritters and cookies, |
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some have invested to make barbeques, |
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to set up big BBQ pits... |
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You're not going to Montevideo alone. |
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Why not? Mabel and Yanina |
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How am I going to study? Where? |
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Why do you want to do strange things? |
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Why can't you do sewing |
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Right... Like a good girl... |
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I wish I'd been able to study... |
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I like sewing, |
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but I want to be a radio announcer, |
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I'm going to build a bathroom. |
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And charge for it when the Pope comes. |
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Because it's gnarled and ugly... |
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Because it's gnarled and ugly... |
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Because it's gnarled and ugly |
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Because all its branches are dull grey, |
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I pity the poor, |
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there are a hundred lovely trees: |
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Full-rounded plums, straight tall limes |
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and orange trees |
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Like all those Indian women |
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No, Carmen. |
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What about the smell? |
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What will the Pope tell Rome |
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What if no one needs to go? |
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If they went just before they left? |
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You're shooting me down. |
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No I'm not, Beto. |
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I want to help you. |
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If you wanted to help, you'd be thinking. |
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I don't like making money off the Pope. |
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There goes Saint Carmen, barefoot. |
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Good night. |
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See you tomorrow, honey. |
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But I have been thinking. |
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Is that so? |
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Did a lightbulb go off? |
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What is it? |
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A Brazilian medallion. |
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I thought we could sell them. |
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You've got air for brains, Carmen. |
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Brazilians are going to buy |
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What are you thinking? |
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I was trying to help. |
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I've got it all planned. |
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In 4 trips, I can make enough |
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There won't be a flush, |
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but it'll be a real toilet, of course. |
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The Turkish kind splatter. |
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You can build a wall? |
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Tica's gonna help. |
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I invited him for a barbeque... |
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But I need a little money |
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for the first trip. |
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I don't have any. |
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For your old man. |
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Old man, my foot. |
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Come on, Carmen sweetheart. |
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Just look, you'll find some. |
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Here. |
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See, I'm helping you. |
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Is that so? |
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What reward? Let's see... |
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Mr. Bicycle Man, |
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your pump is pretty small... |
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That meat was great. |
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Delicious. |
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Can I go to Laura's? |
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Sure, but don't be late. |
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It was good and you drank us dry. |
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I can't do a thing without drink. |
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Don't believe it. |
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He knows what to do, the old rascal. |
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To your health! |
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The bathroom'll be here, |
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they'll wait in line there at the door. |
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Where do I wash my hands? |
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Outside, if you want. |
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The bathroom's here. The door goes here, |
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and there you have it, |
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Where's the toilet going? |
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How nice. |
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Ah, that's better! |
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Chez baptizes you 'Little Pig' |
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What are you doing, you moron? |
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Watch out! |
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Careful... |
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Beat it! |
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Blackie, do something! |
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You pig, |
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Come on, calm down. |
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But there's no toilet! |
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It's a bathroom, isn't it? |
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He pissed on it. |
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Nice inauguration. |
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What inauguration? |
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When Ruiz fell, |
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Yes but he was loaded down. |
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He was wasted, more like it! |
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So Chez is some kind of witch doctor? |
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He always drove drunk but never fell. |
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That's bullshit. You're talking crap. |
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Beto. |
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Tica says these are the last ones. |
00:38:02 |
That's not enough. |
00:38:04 |
Might need to make another trip |
00:38:11 |
You've got no more cash? |
00:38:13 |
No. |
00:38:44 |
No thanks. |
00:38:57 |
Brandy, yeah. |
00:38:59 |
I'm coming. |
00:39:01 |
And bring me some detergent. |
00:39:04 |
Alright. |
00:39:05 |
Hold on a sec. |
00:39:16 |
No trip today. |
00:39:19 |
What do you mean? |
00:39:20 |
No trip. |
00:39:21 |
Did someone say something? |
00:39:22 |
I'm not Soria. |
00:39:27 |
Wally, you're making a mistake. |
00:39:29 |
I'm asking you to leave. |
00:39:30 |
A word of advice: |
00:39:34 |
Now go on. |
00:39:35 |
Ma'am? |
00:39:41 |
Stuttermouth, that's some TV! |
00:39:43 |
I'm paying in 12 installments. |
00:39:45 |
Congratulations. |
00:39:47 |
Thanks. |
00:39:55 |
I'm sorry about the other day. |
00:39:59 |
I was out of line. |
00:40:00 |
What bottle do you want? |
00:40:02 |
Whichever. |
00:40:05 |
Forget about it. |
00:40:07 |
I got pretty drunk and... |
00:40:12 |
But I also wanted to ask you a favor, |
00:40:16 |
if it's possible. |
00:40:19 |
Sorry, Stuttermouth. |
00:40:21 |
Go on. |
00:40:22 |
I need a few pesos |
00:40:29 |
He blew you off. |
00:40:32 |
He stutters and he's cheap. |
00:40:34 |
After the other day, what'd you expect? |
00:40:38 |
If he doesn't like drunks, |
00:40:43 |
What about the grocery shops? |
00:40:46 |
What do you expect... |
00:40:48 |
I need some cash. |
00:40:51 |
Cash? You're knocking at the wrong door. |
00:40:54 |
Empty your pockets, |
00:41:03 |
Won't go far. |
00:41:06 |
I just played. |
00:41:07 |
I take the trick. |
00:41:09 |
I'm gonna take a piss. |
00:41:17 |
Hey. |
00:41:21 |
You're up shit creek. |
00:41:23 |
I overheard. Not easy to find money. |
00:41:29 |
I know someone |
00:41:33 |
Corneta! |
00:41:35 |
Coming! |
00:41:37 |
Just let me know, okay? |
00:42:02 |
Is Silvia here? |
00:42:03 |
She went downtown. |
00:42:05 |
I want some mate. |
00:42:09 |
Go buy some yerba. |
00:42:10 |
There's still some left. |
00:42:12 |
The Uruguayan kind. 250 grams. |
00:42:51 |
Beto. |
00:42:54 |
What're you looking for? |
00:42:55 |
Where is it? |
00:42:56 |
What? |
00:42:58 |
Get out of there! |
00:43:01 |
I said no! |
00:43:03 |
Give me that! |
00:43:07 |
Don't hit her! Leave her alone. |
00:43:28 |
Goodbye bathroom. |
00:43:30 |
It was hard to save this money. |
00:43:32 |
We all need money. |
00:43:37 |
Look. |
00:43:38 |
I already bought them. |
00:43:40 |
How many do you plan to sell? |
00:43:42 |
1,200 chorizos? |
00:43:43 |
That's great. |
00:43:46 |
I took out a bank loan. |
00:43:48 |
A loan? Did you need collateral? |
00:43:51 |
Yes, I put my house up. |
00:43:53 |
You'll pay it back no problem. |
00:43:57 |
How many people do you expect? |
00:43:58 |
There's talk of 40,000 to 50,000 people. |
00:44:01 |
50,000 to 60,000 people. |
00:44:03 |
200,000, that's what they say. |
00:44:06 |
How many, according to you? |
00:44:08 |
You, sir? |
00:44:09 |
I'm with her. |
00:44:11 |
What are you going to sell? |
00:44:12 |
Nothing. |
00:44:14 |
Nothing, how come? |
00:44:15 |
I don't believe there'll be |
00:44:20 |
Let's go to this gentleman. |
00:44:21 |
We've been waiting since dawn, |
00:44:33 |
I know someone |
00:45:04 |
Hello, Meleyo. |
00:45:22 |
Carmen. |
00:45:25 |
Carmen. |
00:45:34 |
Look what I bought. |
00:45:43 |
Where'd you get this? |
00:45:46 |
I bought it. |
00:45:50 |
Look. |
00:46:01 |
You're home pretty late! |
00:46:04 |
Let's get some sleep. |
00:46:14 |
I acted up, I know. |
00:46:20 |
Here, look what I got you. |
00:46:24 |
What's that? |
00:46:29 |
You like them? |
00:46:30 |
They're for you. |
00:46:32 |
Put them on. Here. |
00:46:34 |
You're not gonna try? |
00:46:39 |
Later. |
00:46:42 |
Try them on. |
00:46:45 |
You know that money's for Silvia. |
00:46:52 |
Yeah, I know. |
00:46:57 |
If we get 500 or 600 people, |
00:47:00 |
There might even be enough left |
00:47:06 |
And the building blocks? |
00:47:09 |
No problem. |
00:47:10 |
I've got three more trips. |
00:47:12 |
Special trips. It's gonna be fine. |
00:47:23 |
How'd you get these trips? |
00:47:30 |
Used my thinking cap. |
00:47:34 |
You gonna put the panties on? |
00:47:37 |
Should I? Maybe I don't need them. |
00:47:41 |
You're the boss. |
00:47:44 |
I could just slip under the sheets. |
00:47:47 |
Careful, Silvia's here. |
00:48:32 |
Blackie's all by himself. |
00:48:35 |
Where's Beto? Did he get up earlier? |
00:48:38 |
Not his style. |
00:48:53 |
Nacente! |
00:49:09 |
Go on in, don't be shy. |
00:49:11 |
My heart's pounding. |
00:49:12 |
There's enough pâté here |
00:49:17 |
Sardines again? |
00:49:21 |
Did you hear what Cantinflas did? |
00:49:23 |
What? |
00:49:24 |
Sold his house and bought two cows. |
00:49:27 |
He's crazy. |
00:49:28 |
Two cows? How's he gonna barbeque them? |
00:49:32 |
Doesn't know. |
00:49:33 |
Crazy dumbshit. |
00:49:35 |
Hey there, Zhou Enlai! |
00:49:43 |
I take this off for meals. |
00:49:45 |
What will the Pope eat when he's here? |
00:49:48 |
He brings his food from Italy, |
00:49:50 |
water and even champagne, in a crate. |
00:49:53 |
With the variety we've got in Melo? |
00:49:58 |
The meat lockers were selling cheap, |
00:50:04 |
I bought 5,000 buns. |
00:50:06 |
79 kilos of meat. |
00:50:08 |
Hot water for making mate. |
00:50:10 |
1,500 hamburgers. |
00:50:12 |
Fritters. |
00:50:13 |
10 kilos of flour. |
00:50:14 |
My specialty? Pasta Flora. |
00:50:17 |
Grill chorizos. |
00:50:19 |
100 kilos or more. |
00:50:20 |
Sell a lot of drinks. |
00:50:22 |
Caballero is... |
00:50:24 |
setting up three stoves in the street. |
00:50:26 |
And he's hiring hookers to cook for him. |
00:50:31 |
We'll have to go! |
00:50:40 |
Hey! |
00:51:20 |
Hello. Hey, neighbor! |
00:51:21 |
Great. |
00:51:23 |
Look, it's progressing. |
00:51:36 |
(5 days left) |
00:51:43 |
It's gonna be here. |
00:51:44 |
There? |
00:51:45 |
It's nice. |
00:51:47 |
I won't be able to see. |
00:51:49 |
That tree's in my way. |
00:51:51 |
With the crowd, you wouldn't see anyways. |
00:51:53 |
There'll be people up to here. |
00:51:55 |
That many? |
00:51:59 |
The street'll be packed. |
00:52:01 |
They could have given you a better spot. |
00:52:04 |
It's the speech that counts. |
00:52:06 |
I'd still like to see too. |
00:52:12 |
I didn't know. |
00:52:17 |
So she dropped out of school? |
00:52:23 |
That's what happens |
00:52:26 |
Right. |
00:52:34 |
Can't you study what you want here? |
00:52:37 |
No, only in Montevideo. |
00:52:39 |
How long is it? |
00:52:40 |
Two years. |
00:52:45 |
After you graduate, |
00:52:50 |
Cross yourself. |
00:52:51 |
I already did this morning. |
00:53:03 |
How's it going? |
00:53:06 |
Just looking at the motorbikes. |
00:53:08 |
I just finished this one. |
00:53:10 |
Nice color. |
00:53:14 |
The shocks, spokes |
00:53:17 |
Looks great. |
00:53:20 |
How fast can it go? |
00:53:22 |
100 km an hour, no sweat. |
00:53:24 |
How much is it? |
00:53:26 |
We can work it out: The bike, |
00:53:31 |
and then by installment. |
00:54:24 |
Are you ready? |
00:54:28 |
Is there a bathroom here? |
00:54:29 |
My husband built it. |
00:54:32 |
Who cares who built it? |
00:54:34 |
Ask, half or full service? |
00:54:38 |
You keep a bucket of water ready here. |
00:54:40 |
Then you hurry in fast, |
00:54:42 |
and dump it down the toilet. |
00:54:44 |
And come back out. |
00:54:48 |
Okay. |
00:54:49 |
For half service, |
00:54:54 |
We'll have two prices. |
00:54:56 |
I am now! |
00:54:59 |
Half or full service? |
00:55:00 |
Full. |
00:55:04 |
It's the 2nd price. |
00:55:05 |
Why isn't she doing it? |
00:55:07 |
You're the lady of the house, |
00:55:10 |
Thank you, sir. Goodbye. |
00:55:13 |
Right, 50 pesos. |
00:55:14 |
No, Carmen. Not half service, full. |
00:55:23 |
If someone's taking too long, |
00:55:25 |
come knock on the door. |
00:55:28 |
Hurry up... |
00:55:32 |
I can't tell someone to hurry up. |
00:55:35 |
Hurry up. |
00:55:37 |
Don't laugh, it cracks your mom up. |
00:55:41 |
You knock and you say: |
00:55:44 |
Ask like you're concerned. |
00:55:47 |
Are you alright? |
00:55:52 |
Excellent, that's right. |
00:55:55 |
Right this way, sir. |
00:55:55 |
You can pay my husband. |
00:56:00 |
How much do I owe? |
00:56:03 |
You have change? |
00:56:05 |
Thank you, sir. Goodbye. |
00:56:07 |
A pleasure to be of service. |
00:56:12 |
That took two minutes. |
00:56:15 |
Is that a lot? |
00:56:28 |
Son of a bitch! |
00:56:29 |
What's up? |
00:56:30 |
No cats left in Melo! |
00:56:32 |
No more dogs either. |
00:56:34 |
You got any doors? |
00:56:35 |
Nope. |
00:56:37 |
I'm through with going to the border. |
00:56:39 |
Why? |
00:56:40 |
I sold my bike to buy the meat grinder. |
00:56:43 |
Is the Pope going to save you too? |
00:56:45 |
Not much choice. |
00:56:46 |
Who might have a door? |
00:56:47 |
A door? In our gang, let's see... |
00:56:51 |
Tomasito. |
00:56:53 |
My wife's got us all painting. |
00:56:56 |
For a stand? |
00:56:57 |
For making some dough. Look. |
00:57:00 |
Holy cow! |
00:57:02 |
You're working hard. |
00:57:05 |
Take a look in back. |
00:57:11 |
No wooden ones? |
00:57:13 |
I only do steel ones. |
00:57:15 |
Who might have one? |
00:57:16 |
The Turk. |
00:57:17 |
Where are the doors? |
00:57:18 |
Behind the freezers. |
00:57:20 |
How much are they? |
00:57:22 |
- 65 thousand |
00:57:24 |
That's expensive! |
00:57:27 |
There's nothing cheaper? |
00:57:34 |
Go to Montevideo. Or else write. |
00:57:37 |
I'll have to talk to my mom. |
00:57:44 |
Thanks. Bye. |
00:58:19 |
Hi. |
00:58:25 |
Where's mom? |
00:58:27 |
At Teresa's. |
00:58:31 |
Where have you been? |
00:58:32 |
Studying. |
00:58:37 |
Studying? |
00:58:38 |
Yeah. |
00:58:42 |
What've you got there? |
00:58:45 |
What? Did you follow me? |
00:58:47 |
Let's see. |
00:58:48 |
It's private. |
00:58:50 |
It's private. |
00:58:52 |
It's private. |
00:58:55 |
Let's see. |
00:58:58 |
Show it to me! Show me, I'm your father! |
00:59:02 |
What are you doing? |
00:59:03 |
I'm her father and that's that! |
00:59:13 |
Where were you? |
00:59:15 |
Now you're starting in? |
00:59:17 |
Show me what you've got. |
00:59:29 |
(The journalistic revelation |
00:59:30 |
(3 days left. John-Paul ll) |
01:00:16 |
Luna! |
01:00:44 |
What's up, María? |
01:00:49 |
Anyone seen Beto? |
01:00:50 |
Have some. |
01:00:51 |
He must have come by earlier. |
01:00:54 |
You didn't see him? |
01:01:25 |
(Public convenience) |
01:01:33 |
I'll change the one on the house. |
01:01:35 |
How much was it? |
01:01:36 |
A bundle. |
01:01:37 |
Why'd you get such a nice door? |
01:01:38 |
So rich people would come too. |
01:01:42 |
Ready? |
01:01:45 |
Yup. |
01:01:47 |
What is it? |
01:01:49 |
Nothing. Go make the mate, |
01:01:51 |
You're okay on your own? |
01:01:56 |
Here. |
01:01:58 |
I'll give you something for the pain. |
01:02:00 |
Perfect. |
01:02:03 |
Hold this. |
01:02:06 |
How do I take it? With water? Milk? |
01:02:13 |
Can't we just use an ointment? |
01:02:16 |
Afterwards. |
01:02:18 |
It doesn't hurt that much. |
01:02:21 |
Why'd you come then? |
01:02:24 |
Lay on your side. |
01:02:26 |
There you go, that's good. |
01:02:40 |
Pink. |
01:02:44 |
I like that idea. |
01:02:46 |
White toilets are too plain. |
01:02:53 |
Are they going to pay you, Beto? |
01:02:56 |
Of course. |
01:02:58 |
Look, this is how much |
01:03:02 |
See? |
01:03:03 |
There's only one day left. |
01:03:06 |
It'll be fine, don't worry. |
01:03:08 |
We'll have all this, |
01:03:18 |
With this, we'll fix the roof. |
01:03:22 |
This'll be for paving a walkway |
01:03:27 |
all around the house. |
01:03:31 |
This here... |
01:03:34 |
is for a chicken coop. |
01:03:36 |
We'll buy some chickens, |
01:03:38 |
great big fat ones that lay eggs. |
01:03:43 |
This... |
01:03:46 |
this'll be for Silvia. |
01:03:48 |
You can get her some batteries. |
01:03:52 |
Or else a radio. A new radio. |
01:03:54 |
Right, a radio for Silvia. |
01:03:58 |
Good idea. |
01:04:01 |
And for you, Carmen? |
01:04:08 |
Buy me some starch. |
01:04:11 |
No. What would you like for yourself? |
01:04:15 |
We need to pay the electricity. |
01:04:20 |
We'll pay it. |
01:04:22 |
How much is it? |
01:04:24 |
2,000 pesos. |
01:04:25 |
2,000 pesos? |
01:04:29 |
That must be the iron. |
01:04:30 |
The salesman said |
01:04:35 |
Of course. He wanted to sell it. |
01:04:39 |
Okay, 2,000 pesos. No problem. |
01:04:47 |
All that, in 2 days. |
01:04:52 |
God will help us. |
01:04:55 |
If He doesn't help the poor, |
01:04:59 |
(1 day left) |
01:05:02 |
If you want this color, it's 1,900 pesos. |
01:05:07 |
Holy shit! |
01:05:08 |
The white one's 1,200. |
01:05:13 |
You won't find anything cheaper |
01:05:17 |
You want to be a journalist? |
01:05:21 |
Yes. |
01:05:22 |
What does your mom say? |
01:05:24 |
She loves the idea. |
01:05:26 |
She's going to pay for my school |
01:05:36 |
Alright, this is where I turn. |
01:05:39 |
Careful with the magazine, |
01:05:42 |
See you. |
01:06:03 |
You got things for yourself... |
01:06:06 |
Just odds and ends for the house. |
01:06:14 |
It comes out even. |
01:06:15 |
Eight trips in all. |
01:06:17 |
I talked to Luna. |
01:06:19 |
That's good. |
01:06:24 |
I don't have the money. |
01:06:27 |
What am I supposed to do? |
01:06:29 |
We said this afternoon, remember? |
01:06:31 |
I need it. |
01:06:33 |
Come back tonight. |
01:06:35 |
Tonight? |
01:06:37 |
You'll have the money? |
01:06:39 |
If it's tonight, that's okay. |
01:06:42 |
So we're all set then? |
01:06:45 |
See you later. |
01:06:57 |
What do you mean, tomorrow? |
01:06:59 |
We've got lots of time, don't worry. |
01:07:03 |
What time is the old man coming? |
01:07:04 |
His Holiness. |
01:07:06 |
Same thing. |
01:07:08 |
At 10:30. |
01:07:11 |
Soria's going to pay me tonight |
01:07:14 |
and I'll go straight to Aceguá. |
01:07:16 |
I'll be back by 10. |
01:07:20 |
You'll be all ready |
01:07:22 |
Get everything set |
01:07:25 |
and once I'm here, we're fine. |
01:07:30 |
It'll all start after the mass. |
01:07:32 |
It's not a mass, it's a speech. |
01:07:34 |
Mass, speech... Same thing. |
01:07:38 |
The president'll talk, |
01:07:41 |
People'll get bored |
01:07:44 |
They'll line up to use the bathroom, |
01:07:47 |
and the motorbike's mine! |
01:07:50 |
Why didn't you bring it earlier? |
01:07:52 |
If Silvia'd helped me, |
01:07:57 |
What Soria told me was to come by |
01:08:00 |
when Luna's there. |
01:08:03 |
He's usually there early. |
01:08:05 |
Soria was very clear. |
01:08:07 |
Tomorrow morning's cutting it close. |
01:08:15 |
Eat. Come on. |
01:08:18 |
You mean Meleyo... |
01:08:23 |
What are you talking about? |
01:08:25 |
What I saw at the garage. |
01:08:32 |
What are you saying? |
01:08:48 |
I had to finish the bathroom. |
01:08:50 |
It's all been done with Meleyo's trips? |
01:08:55 |
The money's from him? |
01:09:00 |
I couldn't tell you anything. |
01:09:02 |
Blackie either. |
01:09:05 |
What'd you tell me? You lied to me! |
01:09:20 |
Count me out. |
01:09:23 |
It was all for a good cause. |
01:09:25 |
Come on, let's take this laundry. |
01:09:27 |
I'm not going to miss the Pope. |
01:09:29 |
Carmen. |
01:09:31 |
Carmen. |
01:10:34 |
Did you go get the money? |
01:10:42 |
Put a warm T-shirt on tomorrow. |
01:10:44 |
We'll have to dress warm |
01:10:48 |
Are your friends going? |
01:11:16 |
I'll wear two pairs of socks, |
01:12:44 |
Go on! |
01:12:48 |
Take these out to the trailer. |
01:14:01 |
Valvulina, bring me a chair |
01:14:03 |
Morning. |
01:14:07 |
Thanks, Teresa. |
01:14:09 |
I left the fire burning. |
01:14:13 |
What a great bathroom! |
01:14:15 |
Really classy. |
01:14:18 |
Good luck! |
01:14:19 |
See you later. |
01:14:23 |
Greetings friends! Got a big crowd? |
01:14:26 |
Yes, we're expecting a big crowd |
01:14:29 |
Are you expecting a lot of people? |
01:14:32 |
Even poor folks spend a little. |
01:14:34 |
With such a crowd, Felipe, |
01:14:38 |
Seems like it. |
01:14:39 |
Right, be optimistic. |
01:15:05 |
You got enough paper? |
01:15:06 |
Cut me some more. |
01:15:12 |
The traveling Pope, |
01:15:15 |
he travels to the 4 corners of earth. |
01:15:19 |
Listen up, friends. |
01:15:21 |
Reliable sources say that, |
01:15:22 |
besides those coming from Montevideo |
01:15:25 |
there's a 10 km line-up of |
01:15:28 |
Brazilian buses in Aceguá... |
01:15:32 |
We're saved! |
01:15:35 |
10 km of buses, my friends! |
01:15:38 |
Hurrah for the Brazilians! |
01:15:50 |
John-Paul, the people are with you! |
01:15:54 |
Hang in there, you can make it! |
01:16:06 |
The crowd is preparing to |
01:16:11 |
Some have been there since last night, |
01:16:16 |
Those camping woke up in the cold. |
01:16:21 |
We have no more information about |
01:16:24 |
No one else is calling in. |
01:16:30 |
please, let us know |
01:16:34 |
239, 240, 241... |
01:16:44 |
We are now seeing, |
01:16:47 |
and it's with great pleasure, |
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the President of the |
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And what about our choral? |
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in the name of all those |
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our hymn to John-Paul II. |
01:17:11 |
John-Paul, my friend, |
01:17:20 |
Pope John-Paul II should be arriving |
01:17:24 |
We are honored by his presence |
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on this historic May 8th |
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that will remain in our hearts. |
01:17:50 |
The moment we've been waiting for |
01:17:55 |
This is a historical moment! |
01:17:59 |
His Holiness John-Paul II |
01:18:02 |
John-Paul II, |
01:18:17 |
Don't die on me now! |
01:18:20 |
After that, you can rest. |
01:18:25 |
This border is like |
01:18:27 |
where we come together and embrace, |
01:18:40 |
You can help Silvia deliver the laundry. |
01:18:44 |
Or wait outside her sewing school. |
01:18:46 |
How about that? |
01:18:48 |
Come on... |
01:18:59 |
(Public convenience) |
01:19:06 |
Don't do this to me now! |
01:19:08 |
Fucking shit! |
01:19:37 |
In the name of the Father, and the Son, |
01:19:44 |
Beloved brothers and sisters, |
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may Jesus Christ be praised |
01:19:51 |
where so many men and women |
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May God bless their Christian homes, |
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that they may be models of |
01:20:07 |
Stuttermouth, hold this. |
01:20:23 |
Beto! Beto! |
01:20:27 |
I'm on my way to see the Pope in Melo! |
01:20:30 |
Get in, I'll take you, buddy. |
01:20:33 |
No thanks. |
01:20:34 |
It's already started. Wanna hear? |
01:20:37 |
Work must not be performed |
01:20:40 |
simply to earn a living. |
01:20:45 |
Come on, Beto! |
01:20:46 |
Get in, I'll give you a lift. |
01:20:49 |
No thanks. I'm almost there. |
01:20:52 |
I'm going to stop. |
01:20:55 |
Leave me alone! |
01:20:56 |
Stop! |
01:21:20 |
Goddamn it, stop! |
01:21:22 |
Come on, get in. |
01:21:24 |
I'll take you. |
01:21:28 |
You never came for your money yesterday. |
01:21:32 |
Here. |
01:21:35 |
We'll deal with it later. |
01:21:37 |
We'll deal with it later. |
01:21:41 |
Well... |
01:21:44 |
Working for yourself, I see? |
01:21:48 |
Fending for yourself? |
01:21:53 |
Who covers your ass? |
01:21:55 |
The Pope? |
01:21:58 |
The military? Those little shop owners? |
01:22:02 |
It's me! |
01:22:03 |
The son-of-a-bitch mobile patrol |
01:22:07 |
I need to go. |
01:22:09 |
You're in a hurry? Not me. |
01:22:12 |
I've got all the time in the world. |
01:22:15 |
And that's why I'd like to emphasize |
01:22:18 |
the recognition and respect that |
01:22:24 |
What do I tell Luna? |
01:22:27 |
What do you want? |
01:22:32 |
You want me to bring him to your home |
01:22:35 |
and your wife suck him off? |
01:22:39 |
You choose, Beto. |
01:22:49 |
May the blessings of the Almighty Lord, |
01:22:54 |
Father, Son and Holy Spirit, |
01:23:04 |
now and forever more. |
01:23:18 |
Is it over? |
01:23:19 |
Is it over? |
01:23:25 |
Is it over? |
01:23:27 |
Looks like it. |
01:23:35 |
Cotton candy! |
01:23:37 |
Young lady! |
01:23:38 |
Piping hot homemade fritters! |
01:23:42 |
Delicious chorizo! |
01:23:44 |
Right this way, sir! |
01:23:46 |
Homemade. |
01:23:49 |
Visitors, please stay |
01:23:52 |
Sale prices. |
01:23:53 |
A little fritter? |
01:23:58 |
(Make yourselves at home... ) |
01:24:13 |
Mom. Mom. |
01:24:30 |
Cotton candy. |
01:24:32 |
2 for 1. |
01:24:35 |
Delicious chorizo! Homemade. |
01:24:42 |
Come on, Silvia! |
01:24:56 |
Need to use a bathroom? |
01:24:58 |
No thanks. |
01:24:59 |
Sir, men's room? |
01:25:01 |
Bathroom with a wooden door? |
01:25:03 |
Don't need to, thanks. |
01:25:04 |
Need a bathroom? |
01:26:56 |
Tomorrow, he'll see |
01:26:59 |
A plastic one. |
01:27:14 |
Hello, neighbor. |
01:27:16 |
What's up, Teresa? |
01:27:19 |
How are you? |
01:27:22 |
I have a gift for you. |
01:27:24 |
Thanks, Teresa. |
01:27:26 |
It's beautiful. It's from Brazil. |
01:27:30 |
One of the Pope's escorts |
01:27:33 |
The Pope's escorts? |
01:27:36 |
Did you sell anything? |
01:27:39 |
Only my soul to the devil. |
01:27:57 |
What saves you is your thinking cap. |
01:28:01 |
He took your bike. |
01:28:04 |
May he rot in hell, Meleyo! Scumbag. |
01:28:07 |
...the inhabitants of Melo |
01:28:11 |
with joy and reverence. |
01:28:14 |
His blessing will bring love |
01:28:19 |
Work? |
01:28:22 |
A prosperous future awaits us. |
01:28:25 |
You can stuff your future |
01:28:28 |
What prosperous future? |
01:28:31 |
The Pope doesn't have a clue! |
01:28:33 |
Thank you, brother John-Paul, |
01:28:37 |
You'll remain in our hearts. |
01:28:39 |
We'll be eating chorizo till Christmas. |
01:28:41 |
Come back! Come back! |
01:28:45 |
Yes, my friends, may he return! |
01:28:48 |
Melo will be waiting |
01:28:54 |
and tables full of food... |
01:29:18 |
I'm going, Carmen. |
01:29:20 |
When will you be back? |
01:29:21 |
I don't know. This afternoon. |
01:29:24 |
I'm going to make croquettes. |
01:29:26 |
Save me a few. |
01:29:35 |
See you later, honey. |
01:29:44 |
Put this away for me? |
01:30:18 |
(The Pope never came back.) |
01:30:23 |
(It's estimated that on May 8, 1988,) |
01:30:25 |
(fewer than 8,000 people |
01:30:28 |
(Most were from Melo.) |
01:30:31 |
(387 stands were set up.) |
01:30:34 |
(There were about 400 Brazilians) |
01:30:38 |
(and some 300 journalists.) |
01:30:52 |
Half or full service? |
01:30:53 |
Full. |
01:30:55 |
You'll have to wait. |
01:30:59 |
Mom! |
01:31:02 |
He won't let me use it! |
01:31:04 |
Beto. |
01:31:05 |
He'll be in there forever. |
01:31:09 |
Carmen! |
01:31:12 |
I have an idea! |