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Talk To Me
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| 00:01:18 |
Wake up, God damn it! |
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I know it's hard. |
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Your eyes is burning, |
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You slowly realizing |
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No, this is your life. |
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Yeah, right about now |
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and you wondering, |
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"And how the fuck |
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(BUZZING) |
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But you know what they say: |
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PETEY ON P. A.. : |
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So reach on up there |
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But don't be whining. |
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Uh-uh. |
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Ain't gonna be no signal fire. |
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Just take a stand. |
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Be a man. |
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And try to understand. |
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You ain't in here |
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No, you in here |
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Look, this is the nigga |
| 00:03:23 |
Yo, I was reading my court |
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They say, "Ralph Waldo |
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I say, "Goddamn! |
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So I'm gonna dedicate |
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Man, she gonna be up here |
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she's fine as frogs, yeah. |
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So while this is playing, |
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And I'm talking about the one |
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not the cat in the next bunk. |
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I guess you're pretty hard up |
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Yeah, man. This is prison. |
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Whatever gets you through |
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I got a meeting. |
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You... |
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You need anything? |
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Okay. |
| 00:04:19 |
Let me ask you something. |
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Because I promised Mama. |
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Don't do me no fucking favors. |
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(BUZZING) |
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Hello, Vernell. |
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That's the booty line. |
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Conjugal visits. |
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(VERNELL EXCLAIMING) |
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Hay. Hey, Radio man! Hey! |
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So Milo been telling you |
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What? |
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Milo. Your brother? |
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Said y'all need a new DJ |
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Hey, I'm your man. |
| 00:05:29 |
My brother wouldn't know. |
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And in case you forgot, |
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It's a minor challenge. |
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You're a miscreant. |
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That's more than |
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The fuck this nigga call me? |
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A miscreant. |
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A convict. |
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(LAUGHING) |
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Listen to this nigga! |
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Well, you know what? |
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'Cause that makes me sound |
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Hey, Ralph Waldo |
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miscreant mack |
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You forgot "felon." |
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"Lowlife." |
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So do that mean |
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Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! |
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I need you to do me a favor, |
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I need you to go home |
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right on down to Nighthawk |
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Here. |
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Here! |
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Come on, take it! |
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Here! |
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Ain't no padding in there, |
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You tell him |
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PETEY: Vernell. |
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What? |
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Oh, shut up. |
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Hey, radio man! |
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You better come on! |
| 00:06:40 |
I'm gonna look you up |
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Yeah? |
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Five to ten. |
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Nickel to a dime. |
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You do that. |
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I'm the best there is, baby. |
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I'm the greatest |
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NIGHTHAWK: This is |
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doing it for all those |
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The Love Hawk |
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rocking your radio |
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It's 5:10 on the |
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We keep losing ground to WOOK. |
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We can make up the lost ground |
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Great music, talk... |
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What's the problem? |
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The problem is we've lost |
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in our attempts |
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This has always been |
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and in case you forgot, |
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Yeah, but the people who live |
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do shop at Giant Foods |
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Sponsors that pay your salary. |
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No. I pay his salary, |
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Maybe I should start paying |
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Sir, I think... |
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What do you say, Dewey? |
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You think |
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Yes sir, I do. |
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Let's give it a try. |
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Good afternoon, gentlemen. |
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MAN: Sir, I just need |
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PETEY : Hey, y'all, guess what? |
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For real. |
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I am not a con, |
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No. I am a miscreant. |
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(LAUGHS) |
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Now, y'all know what that is? |
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That's a con, brother. |
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We ain't in prison. |
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No, this |
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See, when you broke into |
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it wasn't 'cause you |
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No, see, |
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You disenfranchised. |
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ANNOUNCER : The Tonight Show |
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PETEY : All this wordplay |
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'Cause the truth is, |
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I'm a con. |
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OFFICER: Lights out! |
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And you a con, too. |
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POOCHIE: (SINGING) |
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Yeah! Come on, Warden! |
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You got that little dick? |
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Who the hell is that man |
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Braxton, Poochie, sir. |
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(INMATES YELLING) |
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Hey, Warden! You got a little, |
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Shoot him. |
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Right between the eyes. |
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I don't know |
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Technically, |
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Well, where in hell |
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I want Petey Greene! |
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You hear me, Warden? |
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I want you to get Petey Greene |
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Petey! Petey! Petey! |
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POOCHIE: What's he gonna do? |
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Where Petey at? |
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Oh, yo, Petey! |
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(WHOOPING) |
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Yeah. Look, |
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Warden! Your dick, Warden! |
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Look like you got |
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Yes, Mr. Greene, I do. |
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(SINGING) Warden's got |
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Can you do anything? |
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I don't know, sir. |
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I mean, what you got |
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Sorry, Warden, you kind of |
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Poochie! Nigga, what the hell |
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Yeah! Warden's got |
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Now look here, Warden. |
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He's a good kid, |
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Come on, Warden, |
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Got that little dick! |
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Come on, what you gonna do? |
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What you gonna do, Warden? |
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Now, exactly how grateful |
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(WHISPERING) |
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All right. |
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Poochie! |
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Petey! It's Petey! |
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Boy, if you don't come down |
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I'm gonna call your mama. |
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(EXCLAIMING) |
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Now, come on down. Poochie. |
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(LAUGHS) |
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INMATES: Petey! Petey! |
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Petey! Petey! Petey! Petey! |
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(ALL SHOUTING) |
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We take all necessary measures |
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and in defense of peace |
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Stop the bombing, |
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Come on. |
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(LAUGHING) Petey! |
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Yeah. |
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Ain't this a bitch? |
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What? |
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I can't move my legs, baby. |
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You jiving! |
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No. |
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Look here, Petey. |
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Now, you know I been |
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Hell, nine of them |
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So you know how |
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But I didn't get all foxy, |
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to hear you talking |
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Now, I know you're scared. |
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Every man is scared. |
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But baby, I'm standing here |
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and I wanna meet me |
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So you best to get your legs |
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What if I ain't good enough? |
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Hell! Every man I know |
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But even with all your shit, |
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Now, come on! Look at you! |
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You the man with the pants! |
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Yeah. |
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The shit-talking, |
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Oh, that's right. |
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The mack that's the head |
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Preach on. |
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And you'll be damned if you |
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Amen! |
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Baby, did I tell you |
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I know! |
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(GASPS) |
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Good afternoon, good people. |
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There he is. |
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I can't move my legs. |
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Hello, DC, this is Sunny Jim, |
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Well, it's about time |
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but don't forget to come |
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I know I'd love me some cotton |
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(HONKS) |
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"Oh yeah, I love it, |
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"and it's oh-so-satisfying!" |
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I'm gonna leave you |
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of The Supremes. |
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(R&B MUSIC PLAYING) |
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Have no fear, |
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You're late. |
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Oh, I'm never late. The Hawk |
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Just hurry on up |
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What you got? |
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Better tell these women |
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I'm not your social secretary. |
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Jamming up my phones! |
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One heifer sent her panties! |
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Don't blame me. |
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In the last six months, |
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Nighthawk's show, |
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But we need to take |
| 00:15:04 |
We need to inject some new |
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Oh, hell, no. |
| 00:15:12 |
You all right, Dewey? |
| 00:15:16 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:15:21 |
May I help you? |
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Tell your boss that Petey |
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May I ask |
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I don't know what |
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Go on, get on the horn, sugar. |
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ON RADIO : |
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(WHOOPING) |
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Taking you all the way |
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(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) |
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FREDA : Excuse me, sir. |
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who wants to tell you he's |
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PETEY: Come on |
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...a five-dollar bill |
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What in blue blazes |
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Did this nigga just say |
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Who are these people? |
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Hold it, now. Hold it, man. |
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Go on, get your boss, sugar. |
| 00:16:05 |
That is my boss. |
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No, not Blue Blazes. |
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Young man, there is |
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Hey! |
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Where you been hiding? |
| 00:16:19 |
What? |
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Tell your boss that |
| 00:16:24 |
Did you promise |
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No sir. |
| 00:16:27 |
Now, you is about |
| 00:16:28 |
You promised me a job as |
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Well surprise, I'm out. |
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Oh my God, he's a convict. |
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Ex-convict! |
| 00:16:37 |
I prefer "miscreant." |
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Freda, call the police. |
| 00:16:40 |
Now, you ain't calling |
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You know how much bullshit I |
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I ain't never going |
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Now, you promised me a job, |
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And ain't no way |
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till I get what's mine. |
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So figure it out. |
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(WHISPERING) Sir, |
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Would you like |
| 00:17:03 |
Yeah. Talk to me. Shit. |
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(VERNELL EXCLAIMS) |
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This is my song! |
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(R&B MUSIC PLAYING) |
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Girl, you can't feel that? |
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What y'all trying |
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Get your goddamn hands |
| 00:17:17 |
Are you trying |
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Man, I'm trying |
| 00:17:20 |
Look, I admire |
| 00:17:22 |
But you do not walk in here |
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And where the hell |
| 00:17:27 |
From you, brother. |
| 00:17:29 |
I never said that. |
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And even if I could |
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or a window cleaner, maybe. |
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Oh, I don't do windows, |
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I guess that kind of work |
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You know what, man? Fuck you. |
| 00:17:45 |
I thought you was real. |
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You ain't nothing but another |
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See, a cat come out |
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Shit, I expect |
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So because I'm black, |
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I'm supposed to ignore |
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and hire you as a DJ? |
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You goddamn right. |
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You sound |
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Nigga, I ain't him. |
| 00:18:08 |
His ass is back there |
| 00:18:12 |
But you know what? |
| 00:18:13 |
You Sidney Poitier-ass nigga, |
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And when I do, I'm coming |
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Sellout! |
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(HUMMING) |
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Vernell. Come on, baby, |
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Come on. |
| 00:18:32 |
One second. Wait. |
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That Formica? |
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Hey, you're... |
| 00:19:03 |
(MO ANING ON RADIO) |
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(KISSING) |
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You make me so hot. |
| 00:19:11 |
(GIGGLING) |
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Bye-bye! Thank you! |
| 00:19:24 |
It was so lovely meeting |
| 00:19:26 |
Shut the fuck up! |
| 00:19:29 |
Blue Blazes, you so cute! |
| 00:19:31 |
I'm gonna take this |
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(CHUCKLING) |
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PETEY: Vernell! |
| 00:19:41 |
I told your ass I was coming |
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Thanks. |
| 00:20:18 |
Hello, brother. |
| 00:20:23 |
Democratic freedom, brother. |
| 00:20:24 |
First Amendment, baby. |
| 00:20:26 |
God bless you. |
| 00:20:43 |
Go straight to hell! |
| 00:20:44 |
WOL! WOL! |
| 00:20:47 |
Go straight to hell! |
| 00:20:49 |
You're embarrassing |
| 00:20:52 |
You're embarrassing... |
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You're embarrassing |
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WOL! |
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Go straight to hell! |
| 00:20:58 |
Go straight to hell! |
| 00:21:00 |
WOL! |
| 00:21:01 |
WOL! |
| 00:21:10 |
PETEY ON LOUDSPEAKER : |
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CROWD: Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:13 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:14 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:15 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:16 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:18 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:19 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:20 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:21 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:23 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:24 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:25 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:26 |
Dewey Hughes is |
| 00:21:27 |
Dewey Hughes is in bed with... |
| 00:21:29 |
There he is! |
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(ALL BOOING) |
| 00:21:33 |
Dewey Hughes is a blushing... |
| 00:21:35 |
Well, does he have blood? |
| 00:21:39 |
Now, a righteous brother |
| 00:21:44 |
ALL: That's right! |
| 00:21:45 |
... and WOL slams |
| 00:21:48 |
Now, I ask you, |
| 00:21:50 |
ALL: No! |
| 00:21:52 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:21:56 |
Our goal is to speak for |
| 00:22:01 |
Did he say WOL speaks |
| 00:22:03 |
Why ain't they speaking |
| 00:22:06 |
that got shot down |
| 00:22:08 |
Yeah! |
| 00:22:11 |
Do you know why? |
| 00:22:14 |
Mr. Giant Foods |
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And as we know, money is |
| 00:22:23 |
ALL: Petey! Petey! |
| 00:22:26 |
Petey! Petey! Petey! Petey! |
| 00:22:29 |
Petey! Petey! Petey! Petey! |
| 00:22:30 |
Petey! Petey! Petey! Petey! |
| 00:22:32 |
Hell, no! |
| 00:22:35 |
Telephone! |
| 00:22:37 |
Let him know! |
| 00:22:40 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 00:22:48 |
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:22:59 |
PETEY: You're late. |
| 00:23:01 |
Hey, you a little |
| 00:23:03 |
Mister Tibbs? |
| 00:23:07 |
Well, I thought you might be |
| 00:23:12 |
Yeah, you right. |
| 00:23:13 |
So, I wanna bring this little |
| 00:23:16 |
Well, that mean |
| 00:23:18 |
Well, then I'm afraid |
| 00:23:22 |
That's entertainment talk. |
| 00:23:25 |
Listen, man, |
| 00:23:29 |
wanna play a little game? |
| 00:23:34 |
Sure. |
| 00:23:37 |
Call it, sugar. |
| 00:23:39 |
Heads. Please. |
| 00:23:41 |
(COIN DROPS) |
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Tails. |
| 00:23:45 |
Please. |
| 00:23:46 |
(CHUCKLING) |
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Wanna make it |
| 00:23:54 |
A little wager on it, |
| 00:23:56 |
You don't wanna just play? |
| 00:23:57 |
Ain't really playing unless |
| 00:24:03 |
What do you think? About |
| 00:24:05 |
five hundred? |
| 00:24:08 |
Rolling kind of heavy for |
| 00:24:11 |
Oh, they got |
| 00:24:14 |
Okay. |
| 00:24:17 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:24:19 |
I see Mr. Blue Blazes |
| 00:24:21 |
I do okay. |
| 00:24:25 |
Now, this is just a side bet, |
| 00:24:27 |
Really? |
| 00:24:29 |
What you say, Tibbs? |
| 00:24:32 |
How about you play me |
| 00:24:35 |
One game, 9-Ball. |
| 00:24:37 |
I win, you get me |
| 00:24:41 |
And as you know, |
| 00:24:48 |
And if you lose? |
| 00:24:54 |
I leave you the fuck alone. |
| 00:24:58 |
Well, then, let's play. |
| 00:25:01 |
Well, all right. |
| 00:25:02 |
I tell you what. |
| 00:25:05 |
says you don't drop |
| 00:25:08 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 00:25:09 |
Mister Tibbs, |
| 00:25:15 |
I like your style, Tibbs! |
| 00:25:18 |
Yeah, I'm gonna take some more |
| 00:25:21 |
VERNELL: Get him! |
| 00:25:23 |
I'm about to run this rack. |
| 00:25:26 |
You're chalking up your cue a |
| 00:25:30 |
I mean, that ain't |
| 00:25:33 |
(MAN LAUGHING) |
| 00:25:37 |
Just for that, I'm gonna drop |
| 00:25:39 |
Nigga, you couldn't drop your |
| 00:25:42 |
if all three of them was lying |
| 00:25:55 |
What's the matter, big time? |
| 00:25:57 |
You thinking |
| 00:26:00 |
Is that why you're sweating? |
| 00:26:03 |
Or maybe it's all that whiskey |
| 00:26:06 |
Or maybe you're sweating |
| 00:26:11 |
you still might |
| 00:26:15 |
'Cause this ain't |
| 00:26:21 |
And you ain't shit out here. |
| 00:26:25 |
Are you through? |
| 00:26:27 |
Knock 'em down, champ. |
| 00:26:36 |
MAN: All right. |
| 00:26:39 |
MAN 1: Yeah. |
| 00:26:42 |
Damn! |
| 00:26:45 |
Too bad, big time. |
| 00:26:48 |
I had faith in you. |
| 00:26:53 |
(CHATTERING) |
| 00:26:55 |
One ball, corner. |
| 00:27:02 |
Two ball, side pocket. |
| 00:27:08 |
Three ball, corner. |
| 00:27:13 |
See, negroes always think that |
| 00:27:15 |
or you wear clothes |
| 00:27:18 |
that you're not real. |
| 00:27:19 |
Four ball, side pocket. |
| 00:27:24 |
And to you, what's real is |
| 00:27:27 |
Telling everybody |
| 00:27:32 |
Five. |
| 00:27:35 |
But you give him a chance |
| 00:27:39 |
and he can't sink |
| 00:27:41 |
Six. |
| 00:27:48 |
Lucky seven! |
| 00:27:51 |
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:27:52 |
Now, you were so busy |
| 00:27:54 |
you never really asked |
| 00:27:58 |
'Cause this uppity nigga |
| 00:28:03 |
or made his way through school |
| 00:28:05 |
hustling dumbass niggas |
| 00:28:16 |
They call me Mr. Hughes. |
| 00:28:28 |
Grew up |
| 00:28:38 |
This con climbed the tower |
| 00:28:41 |
He up there, man, |
| 00:28:43 |
You know, unflattering |
| 00:28:45 |
Nobody could talk |
| 00:28:47 |
So they call Petey Greene, |
| 00:28:49 |
I talked this cat down |
| 00:28:52 |
Let's just say the warden was |
| 00:28:54 |
Five minutes, huh? |
| 00:28:57 |
But what the warden don't know |
| 00:28:58 |
is it took me six months |
| 00:29:09 |
Let me ask you something. |
| 00:29:13 |
Why? |
| 00:29:14 |
Why you want to be on |
| 00:29:19 |
Oh, man, it's what I do, man. |
| 00:29:22 |
I started off making |
| 00:29:26 |
as part of the work program, |
| 00:29:30 |
Couple years later, |
| 00:29:33 |
that my Aunt Pig had sent me, |
| 00:29:37 |
That's an incredible song. |
| 00:29:38 |
She sent me that record, |
| 00:29:42 |
and I wanted to play it |
| 00:29:44 |
you know, give them some hope. |
| 00:29:46 |
And I'm telling you, man, |
| 00:29:48 |
it's the only thing that kept |
| 00:29:53 |
And now that I'm out, |
| 00:29:56 |
Why should I put |
| 00:29:59 |
Nigga... |
| 00:30:02 |
Shit! I swear to God, |
| 00:30:09 |
Sorry. |
| 00:30:11 |
See, what this pretty lady |
| 00:30:14 |
man, being a DJ, that's |
| 00:30:16 |
that don't involve me |
| 00:30:20 |
And shit, since you here |
| 00:30:23 |
I'm gonna assume |
| 00:30:29 |
Three rules. |
| 00:30:32 |
One, |
| 00:30:34 |
always know |
| 00:30:36 |
Two, you talk shit, |
| 00:30:39 |
And three, don't you ever, |
| 00:30:42 |
never, ever, |
| 00:30:43 |
underestimate me again. |
| 00:30:46 |
What are you talking about, |
| 00:30:47 |
I'm gonna give you |
| 00:30:51 |
Tomorrow morning, 9:00 a.m., |
| 00:30:57 |
Be sober. |
| 00:31:00 |
And definitely |
| 00:31:02 |
be by yourself. |
| 00:31:04 |
(STAMMERING) |
| 00:31:05 |
You my kind of nigga, Hughes! |
| 00:31:07 |
You my kind of motherfucker, |
| 00:31:09 |
We love you! |
| 00:31:12 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:31:13 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:31:16 |
We need to make |
| 00:31:18 |
Really? Who? |
| 00:31:20 |
Sunny Jim. |
| 00:31:22 |
You're not serious. |
| 00:31:24 |
Sir, morning shows |
| 00:31:27 |
We have to compete here. |
| 00:31:28 |
WOOK is killing us |
| 00:31:30 |
But Sunny Jim is a DC icon! |
| 00:31:33 |
Everyone loves Sunny Jim. |
| 00:31:36 |
No sir, you love Sunny Jim. |
| 00:31:38 |
Sunny Jim is a relic |
| 00:31:41 |
We don't play Nat "King" Cole |
| 00:31:43 |
And our DJ's have |
| 00:31:44 |
That's why we have Nighthawk |
| 00:31:47 |
I'm not turning this into |
| 00:31:50 |
We're a respectable |
| 00:31:52 |
With all due respect, sir, |
| 00:31:56 |
This is DC. |
| 00:31:57 |
You see them out |
| 00:31:59 |
protesting the so-called |
| 00:32:01 |
We can't become |
| 00:32:12 |
Who do you have in mind? |
| 00:32:13 |
Well, sir, I found a DJ |
| 00:32:16 |
He has a major following, |
| 00:32:18 |
and he's recently |
| 00:32:22 |
from his contract. |
| 00:32:29 |
Jim, come back here, please. |
| 00:32:33 |
Oh, shit! I'm sorry... |
| 00:32:35 |
Watch where the hell |
| 00:32:37 |
All right, man. |
| 00:32:39 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:32:42 |
You know the drill. |
| 00:32:44 |
I don't think so. |
| 00:32:45 |
Let me ask you something. |
| 00:32:47 |
You ever had anybody |
| 00:32:48 |
Mr. Sonderling! |
| 00:32:52 |
What's wrong, Freda? |
| 00:32:54 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:32:57 |
I put up with your |
| 00:32:59 |
for a week, Mr. Brown. |
| 00:33:01 |
All right, Mr. Green, |
| 00:33:03 |
I'm your DJ, man! |
| 00:33:04 |
Freda, call the police. |
| 00:33:06 |
God damn! Y'all got |
| 00:33:10 |
You're cutting it close. |
| 00:33:12 |
What can I say, man? |
| 00:33:15 |
Your vine? |
| 00:33:16 |
You're going on the... |
| 00:33:17 |
Fuck. |
| 00:33:19 |
Mr. Sonderling, |
| 00:33:22 |
this is our new morning DJ. |
| 00:33:30 |
I've been hoodwinked! |
| 00:33:33 |
Come on. |
| 00:33:34 |
You are out of your mind |
| 00:33:38 |
Sir, I know |
| 00:33:39 |
Unorthodox? It's insane! |
| 00:33:41 |
Sir, hear me out. |
| 00:33:43 |
I just have a feeling... |
| 00:33:45 |
Sir, we need to put somebody |
| 00:33:48 |
Black, black, black. |
| 00:33:54 |
Freda, run after Jim, he might |
| 00:33:56 |
Sir, we don't have time. |
| 00:33:57 |
You're just gonna have |
| 00:34:01 |
One shot. |
| 00:34:05 |
Our morning show's already |
| 00:34:07 |
We don't have a thing to lose. |
| 00:34:10 |
FREDA ON INTERCOM : |
| 00:34:13 |
Oh, for crying out loud. |
| 00:34:15 |
It's my own fault |
| 00:34:21 |
All right, one show, one shot. |
| 00:34:24 |
I want you on air with him. |
| 00:34:26 |
I'll be watching and listening |
| 00:34:28 |
You watch your language |
| 00:34:30 |
Okay. |
| 00:34:32 |
Let's go. |
| 00:34:38 |
You ready? |
| 00:34:39 |
Okay, remember, |
| 00:34:44 |
anything, but no dead space. |
| 00:34:47 |
And watch your language. |
| 00:34:48 |
Okay. Now, you're a man |
| 00:34:52 |
Connect to Washington. Okay? |
| 00:34:54 |
Yeah. |
| 00:34:55 |
You watch your language. |
| 00:34:57 |
Okay. |
| 00:34:59 |
We're coming in. |
| 00:35:01 |
Let's do it. |
| 00:35:03 |
Michael, get the door. |
| 00:35:07 |
MAN: Okay, we're on in five, |
| 00:35:13 |
And hello, Washington. |
| 00:35:19 |
I'm Dewey Hughes, |
| 00:35:21 |
here to announce that |
| 00:35:25 |
after The Nighthawk Show. |
| 00:35:27 |
Today I introduce to you |
| 00:35:31 |
a native of Washington, |
| 00:35:35 |
a prophet of the streets, |
| 00:35:41 |
Mr. Petey Greene. |
| 00:35:50 |
Say hello, Petey. |
| 00:35:51 |
Yeah, hello. |
| 00:35:55 |
Like the man say, |
| 00:35:58 |
And I'm here to spin |
| 00:36:01 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 00:36:03 |
Your AM morning drive. |
| 00:36:09 |
But hell, maybe you ain't |
| 00:36:12 |
Maybe... Maybe you at work |
| 00:36:16 |
But irregardless, |
| 00:36:21 |
I'm gonna play the music |
| 00:36:24 |
that's gonna keep you going, |
| 00:36:28 |
and I hope |
| 00:36:30 |
(GAGS) |
| 00:36:32 |
With my rambling. |
| 00:36:34 |
Say the call letters. |
| 00:36:42 |
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:36:47 |
(VOMITING) |
| 00:36:48 |
What the fuck is going on? |
| 00:36:51 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:36:53 |
No, man. |
| 00:36:56 |
I ain't drunk. |
| 00:36:58 |
Nerves or not, you better |
| 00:37:01 |
My ass is on the line! |
| 00:37:02 |
I don't wanna hear some |
| 00:37:04 |
I want Petey Greene, damn it! |
| 00:37:06 |
Stop putting your goddamn |
| 00:37:08 |
I ain't no punk, fool. |
| 00:37:09 |
Well, stop acting like one |
| 00:37:14 |
Move, man. |
| 00:37:21 |
Here. |
| 00:37:43 |
Got some bullshit... |
| 00:37:58 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:38:01 |
Well, that was a little funk |
| 00:38:05 |
over your yawning, |
| 00:38:11 |
Well, over the break, |
| 00:38:14 |
So, who is Petey Greene? |
| 00:38:16 |
Well, I got |
| 00:38:22 |
I'm a recovering alcoholic, |
| 00:38:26 |
But I ain't touched a needle |
| 00:38:28 |
That's right. |
| 00:38:32 |
I been incarcerated |
| 00:38:34 |
most recently down at Lorton. |
| 00:38:37 |
My mama been in jail |
| 00:38:40 |
and as we speak my daddy's |
| 00:38:44 |
I am an all-around hustler, |
| 00:38:46 |
and some of my best friends |
| 00:38:52 |
But I guess that don't make me |
| 00:38:54 |
And hell, |
| 00:38:57 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:38:58 |
I'm in pretty good company. |
| 00:39:00 |
Maybe I'll own a label |
| 00:39:04 |
So this is me, y'all. |
| 00:39:06 |
And you ain't gotta worry |
| 00:39:09 |
'cause that's all I know. |
| 00:39:12 |
This is P-Town, y'all. |
| 00:39:14 |
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:39:17 |
Are you out of your mind, |
| 00:39:20 |
Oh, man, I ain't said nothing |
| 00:39:23 |
You will apologize |
| 00:39:25 |
or I pull the plug |
| 00:39:30 |
(SOFTLY) Okay. |
| 00:39:31 |
What? |
| 00:39:33 |
I will apologize. |
| 00:39:34 |
Now! |
| 00:39:37 |
You said you wanted |
| 00:39:39 |
(WHISPERING) Just apologize. |
| 00:39:42 |
Just apologize. |
| 00:39:46 |
I'm going by. |
| 00:39:49 |
I'll tell you what, man. |
| 00:39:54 |
Open the mike. |
| 00:39:56 |
Sorry I had to break in now |
| 00:39:59 |
I know you was |
| 00:40:01 |
But in all seriousness, folks, |
| 00:40:05 |
I gotta apologize about |
| 00:40:11 |
I gotta apologize |
| 00:40:13 |
for making him out |
| 00:40:17 |
Mr. Gordy's |
| 00:40:24 |
And I love the way |
| 00:40:29 |
broke-down runaways, |
| 00:40:33 |
and he gets them |
| 00:40:35 |
Then he puts a few dollars |
| 00:40:40 |
then sends them right back |
| 00:40:43 |
So I'm sorry if in any way |
| 00:40:48 |
That ain't pimping, y'all! |
| 00:40:51 |
Studio One. |
| 00:40:52 |
So why don't we hear us |
| 00:40:54 |
Mr. Sonderling, |
| 00:40:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:40:59 |
And again, I sincerely |
| 00:41:03 |
from the bottom of my heart. |
| 00:41:06 |
This is Petey Greene. |
| 00:41:08 |
SONDERLING: |
| 00:41:11 |
(R&B MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:41:14 |
(DOOR OPENING) |
| 00:41:16 |
Something like that, boss? |
| 00:41:17 |
Mr. Greene, you may have just |
| 00:41:23 |
And you obviously can't handle |
| 00:41:27 |
so you don't have it anymore. |
| 00:41:29 |
Call Jim. He's back on |
| 00:41:37 |
What the fuck was that? |
| 00:41:41 |
This is a radio station, |
| 00:41:42 |
We can't afford |
| 00:41:44 |
"We"? |
| 00:41:46 |
Did I miss something, |
| 00:41:49 |
But hey, like Malcolm say, |
| 00:41:51 |
"When the master sick, house |
| 00:41:55 |
Oh, you're a self-righteous |
| 00:41:57 |
You goddamn right! |
| 00:42:00 |
field nigga! |
| 00:42:03 |
(DOOR SLAMMING) |
| 00:42:04 |
PETEY: Hey, man. |
| 00:42:06 |
Hey, man! |
| 00:42:08 |
At least I know who I am. |
| 00:42:10 |
I'm Petey Greene, and |
| 00:42:12 |
Yeah? |
| 00:42:13 |
For all the shit you talk, you |
| 00:42:22 |
NIGHTHAWK ON RADIO : |
| 00:42:25 |
This is The Hawk, |
| 00:42:30 |
MAN 1: How many times |
| 00:42:32 |
MAN 2: Oh, man! |
| 00:42:33 |
That nigga this morning? |
| 00:42:36 |
Come on, man, Berry Gordy |
| 00:42:40 |
You see, the problem with |
| 00:42:43 |
You telling me |
| 00:42:46 |
with that much money... |
| 00:42:48 |
Oh yeah? You're just |
| 00:42:52 |
No, I'm telling you. |
| 00:42:55 |
if he wasn't telling |
| 00:42:58 |
See, you're right |
| 00:43:00 |
That's why they took |
| 00:43:01 |
Berry Gordy is |
| 00:43:03 |
Don't nobody want to hear |
| 00:43:07 |
Right. |
| 00:43:08 |
I would rather listen |
| 00:43:13 |
Petey Greene was cool, |
| 00:43:15 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:43:16 |
(COUGHING) |
| 00:43:18 |
You okay? |
| 00:43:23 |
Guys, drinks are on me, okay? |
| 00:43:26 |
See that, now, |
| 00:43:28 |
Thank you, my brother. |
| 00:43:30 |
Yo, bartender. |
| 00:43:33 |
Right on. |
| 00:43:34 |
Hey, hey. Keep it coming. |
| 00:43:38 |
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:43:59 |
You ready to shake up |
| 00:44:02 |
Let me ask you something, man. |
| 00:44:05 |
Why, huh? |
| 00:44:08 |
Why should I put my ass |
| 00:44:13 |
Why should I give up |
| 00:44:17 |
and take a chance on you? |
| 00:44:22 |
I guess I need you |
| 00:44:25 |
to say the things |
| 00:44:30 |
And you need me to |
| 00:44:36 |
do the things |
| 00:44:42 |
Damn, that was deep. |
| 00:44:43 |
Yeah. It was, wasn't it? |
| 00:44:47 |
You should put that shit |
| 00:44:51 |
Go on, chump. Rack them. |
| 00:44:55 |
See if I can't |
| 00:44:59 |
SUNNY: Yeah. |
| 00:45:01 |
Hey, Jim. |
| 00:45:04 |
I just wanna apologize |
| 00:45:09 |
Come on, let's not fight. |
| 00:45:13 |
Fan mail. |
| 00:45:16 |
I'm gonna get some coffee. |
| 00:45:20 |
Come on, Jim. |
| 00:45:22 |
Black. Two sugars. |
| 00:45:23 |
Okay. Okay. |
| 00:45:57 |
Dewey! Hey! |
| 00:46:02 |
Is Jim in his office? |
| 00:46:04 |
He's probably |
| 00:46:05 |
You go get him. |
| 00:46:14 |
I thought that kind of work |
| 00:46:16 |
Hey, doing this shit is |
| 00:46:19 |
Well, then this should feel |
| 00:46:31 |
Wake up, God damn it! Petey |
| 00:46:36 |
And this ain't Washington DC. |
| 00:46:37 |
No, this is P-Town! |
| 00:46:39 |
Did you miss me? |
| 00:46:40 |
Well, I missed y'all, too. |
| 00:46:45 |
Man, I don't know |
| 00:46:46 |
Freda, help! |
| 00:46:48 |
See, a negro get |
| 00:46:50 |
and now we can't talk about it |
| 00:46:54 |
Look here, man... |
| 00:46:55 |
Freda! Excuse me, I seem |
| 00:46:58 |
Could you give me |
| 00:47:00 |
which may not be much longer, |
| 00:47:02 |
so I'm gonna go on ahead |
| 00:47:04 |
(INAUDIBLE) |
| 00:47:08 |
And see, that's what |
| 00:47:10 |
SONDERLING: Freda! |
| 00:47:12 |
in this so-called |
| 00:47:14 |
till they break you down. |
| 00:47:15 |
Well, guess what? |
| 00:47:17 |
That's right, and I'm |
| 00:47:20 |
Some of it you're gonna like, |
| 00:47:22 |
If you got something to say, |
| 00:47:25 |
If you disagree, |
| 00:47:26 |
Dewey, have you |
| 00:47:27 |
Open this door right now! |
| 00:47:29 |
Mr. Greene, sir, |
| 00:47:31 |
I'm tired of hearing fools |
| 00:47:35 |
Let your opinion out. |
| 00:47:37 |
Come on and give me |
| 00:47:43 |
Somebody tell Freda |
| 00:47:45 |
215-JK5-0199. |
| 00:47:49 |
And now, old Petey gonna play |
| 00:47:52 |
Dewey, open this door. |
| 00:47:56 |
You are in real trouble, |
| 00:47:58 |
Come on. |
| 00:47:59 |
Come out of there |
| 00:48:01 |
I'm not kidding! |
| 00:48:03 |
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:48:04 |
Dewey, you're not... |
| 00:48:06 |
WOL. |
| 00:48:08 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:48:11 |
Putting you through. |
| 00:48:14 |
Talk to me. |
| 00:48:15 |
MAN 1.: Is this Petey Greene? |
| 00:48:17 |
Petey, didn't I see you |
| 00:48:20 |
Oh, yeah, I was down there. |
| 00:48:23 |
But that don't mean I mind the |
| 00:48:25 |
My girl, Vernell, |
| 00:48:27 |
She has a bar down there now. |
| 00:48:29 |
SONDERLING: What do you think |
| 00:48:30 |
Yeah, I had to go |
| 00:48:31 |
WOL. |
| 00:48:34 |
That's right. |
| 00:48:37 |
Again. |
| 00:48:39 |
MAN 2.: Petey, |
| 00:48:40 |
All them record guys |
| 00:48:44 |
You give them all hell! |
| 00:48:46 |
SONDERLING:... do you hear me? |
| 00:48:51 |
No, no, no, no. Put it |
| 00:48:54 |
Line three. On the board. |
| 00:48:57 |
Dewey? |
| 00:48:58 |
MAN 3.: What you think about |
| 00:49:01 |
I'll tell you what I think. |
| 00:49:03 |
Black folk life |
| 00:49:05 |
One day, black folk ain't |
| 00:49:07 |
and when that day happens... |
| 00:49:12 |
Do you realize |
| 00:49:15 |
Hot mike, man. |
| 00:49:17 |
I'm sorry, sir, |
| 00:49:19 |
You just let this fellow |
| 00:49:21 |
You're making a mistake, sir. |
| 00:49:23 |
If you throw us out, |
| 00:49:26 |
Good! That will help |
| 00:49:28 |
Gentlemen, |
| 00:49:31 |
Sir? I've been trying |
| 00:49:35 |
but all our lines |
| 00:49:37 |
What? |
| 00:49:38 |
The operator can't handle |
| 00:49:43 |
Are these listener calls? |
| 00:49:45 |
FREDA: I think so. |
| 00:49:49 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:49:54 |
Good morning, WOL. |
| 00:49:58 |
Yes, ma'am, he is, |
| 00:49:59 |
but I'm afraid he's real busy |
| 00:50:04 |
Yes ma'am, I will, |
| 00:50:07 |
Keep listening. |
| 00:50:11 |
DEWEY: Morning music |
| 00:50:15 |
Because WOL is |
| 00:50:18 |
for the people, |
| 00:50:20 |
by the people. |
| 00:50:22 |
I'm the people. |
| 00:50:23 |
He'll be a hit, sir. |
| 00:50:29 |
All right, thank you all. |
| 00:50:32 |
Let's all get back to work. |
| 00:50:36 |
The next time you decide |
| 00:50:39 |
at least put it in a memo. |
| 00:50:40 |
Hold it. You can't give |
| 00:50:43 |
Man, I got your thug |
| 00:50:45 |
Oh, for heaven's sake. |
| 00:50:47 |
What? |
| 00:50:49 |
I want him on a short leash. |
| 00:50:52 |
And I want a morals clause |
| 00:50:54 |
Fine, man, whatever. |
| 00:50:56 |
Just let me get back |
| 00:50:58 |
Can I get back to work? |
| 00:51:00 |
All right. But you watch |
| 00:51:02 |
And you keep an eye on him. |
| 00:51:06 |
All right, |
| 00:51:08 |
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) |
| 00:51:16 |
I love that song! |
| 00:51:17 |
Reminds me of summertime |
| 00:51:20 |
trying to get some foxy coed |
| 00:51:23 |
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. |
| 00:51:24 |
Well, in case you been |
| 00:51:27 |
Hello, caller, |
| 00:51:28 |
And you ain't in Washington, |
| 00:51:30 |
No, this is P-Town. |
| 00:51:32 |
Hello, caller, |
| 00:51:33 |
Hello, James. |
| 00:51:35 |
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:52:01 |
My granny, |
| 00:52:03 |
Aunt Pig say, "Petey, |
| 00:52:07 |
I tell her I don't know. |
| 00:52:10 |
Then one day |
| 00:52:13 |
they say, |
| 00:52:19 |
I said, "Damn! No wonder |
| 00:52:22 |
He's talking about... |
| 00:52:23 |
And I don't care |
| 00:52:27 |
Now, that ain't to say |
| 00:52:29 |
I mean, I dabbled, man, |
| 00:52:33 |
But give me a sister |
| 00:52:38 |
and you ain't got to worry |
| 00:52:43 |
NIGHTHAWK: Hey, hey, hey! |
| 00:52:46 |
How many for The Hawk? |
| 00:52:50 |
Three? |
| 00:52:52 |
Sorry. |
| 00:52:54 |
Gave you one of Petey's. |
| 00:52:58 |
Y'all listen everyday, huh? |
| 00:53:03 |
Ain't you, now! |
| 00:53:04 |
Check it out. |
| 00:53:15 |
Talk to me, Petey! Talk to me! |
| 00:53:17 |
Talk to me! |
| 00:53:21 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 00:53:22 |
God damn it! |
| 00:53:26 |
Oh, baby. |
| 00:53:28 |
Let me explain. |
| 00:53:30 |
Girl, put the bottle down |
| 00:53:31 |
and let me talk to you. |
| 00:53:33 |
"Talk to me, Petey. |
| 00:53:37 |
You tell this bitch how I was |
| 00:53:42 |
when you had nowhere else |
| 00:53:44 |
She took me in. |
| 00:53:45 |
I cleaned your clothes, |
| 00:53:49 |
motherfucker! |
| 00:53:50 |
Vernell, please. Baby, |
| 00:53:53 |
You don't wanna |
| 00:53:55 |
Listen, I'm sorry. |
| 00:53:57 |
I fucked up. |
| 00:53:59 |
I did. I fucked up. |
| 00:54:02 |
And I ain't trying to make |
| 00:54:06 |
Vernell. Come on, baby, |
| 00:54:11 |
(SOBBING) |
| 00:54:12 |
Get out. |
| 00:54:17 |
Nigga, didn't you hear? |
| 00:54:19 |
I don't give a fuck, Petey! |
| 00:54:21 |
Let me put some drawers |
| 00:54:23 |
Don't make me say it again, |
| 00:54:26 |
I don't wanna get more upset |
| 00:54:29 |
and get jumpy |
| 00:54:30 |
You'll be sounding like |
| 00:54:34 |
All right. |
| 00:54:35 |
Get out. |
| 00:54:40 |
Vernell! Baby... |
| 00:54:42 |
(KNOCKING) |
| 00:54:44 |
Help a nigga out, now. |
| 00:54:47 |
Come on, man. |
| 00:54:48 |
Look at me, man! |
| 00:54:50 |
I wanna get this image |
| 00:54:53 |
Now, Vernell kicked me out |
| 00:54:56 |
I ain't got |
| 00:54:57 |
You should have thought |
| 00:55:00 |
Listen, man, |
| 00:55:01 |
I've been jacking off |
| 00:55:05 |
Come on, you telling me |
| 00:55:07 |
just throw her pussy |
| 00:55:09 |
Hey, Dave. |
| 00:55:10 |
Hey, Dave! |
| 00:55:12 |
Just helping out... |
| 00:55:15 |
My motherfucking deuce! |
| 00:55:20 |
Susan, this is Petey Greene. |
| 00:55:24 |
I'll leave you two alone. |
| 00:55:26 |
No, no, there's no need |
| 00:55:28 |
Is this what you mean |
| 00:55:31 |
Being married to your career? |
| 00:55:33 |
I should have known. |
| 00:55:35 |
No, no, no, no, no... Hey! |
| 00:55:40 |
Damn! |
| 00:55:42 |
Man, ain't that a bitch? |
| 00:55:46 |
PETEY: (SINGING) |
| 00:55:53 |
too long, Vernell |
| 00:55:57 |
to stop now |
| 00:56:06 |
You are... |
| 00:56:10 |
(WHISPERING) |
| 00:56:12 |
Put that on! |
| 00:56:16 |
I'm sorry, Dewey. |
| 00:56:23 |
I fucked up, man. |
| 00:56:25 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:56:28 |
I fucked up, didn't I? |
| 00:00:04 |
Just give her a chance |
| 00:00:10 |
(SOBBING) She don't wanna |
| 00:00:13 |
She loves you. |
| 00:00:17 |
Yeah. |
| 00:00:19 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:00:22 |
You're a good friend, Dewey. |
| 00:00:24 |
Okay. |
| 00:00:26 |
You're a good friend. Yeah. |
| 00:00:29 |
Thank you, man. |
| 00:00:31 |
Okay. |
| 00:00:38 |
Get some sleep. |
| 00:00:42 |
Get some sleep. |
| 00:00:45 |
I'll talk to you |
| 00:00:48 |
Okay. |
| 00:00:50 |
Crazy little... |
| 00:00:54 |
(CLATTERING) |
| 00:00:55 |
Shit. |
| 00:01:00 |
Oh, man. |
| 00:01:06 |
I appreciate, you know, |
| 00:01:09 |
Come on, man. |
| 00:01:10 |
Gonna have to give me |
| 00:01:12 |
I'm not giving you |
| 00:01:14 |
Man... |
| 00:01:15 |
Good night, Mike. |
| 00:01:17 |
Good night, Jim. |
| 00:01:18 |
"Night, Jim. |
| 00:01:20 |
"Have a nice weekend." |
| 00:01:22 |
I don't talk like that. |
| 00:01:23 |
Yeah, you talk |
| 00:01:25 |
And you walk like |
| 00:01:28 |
I walk with confidence, |
| 00:01:30 |
You could learn something |
| 00:01:33 |
Those are my gators, man. |
| 00:01:41 |
This all my... |
| 00:01:48 |
Is she still here? |
| 00:02:04 |
Now we're even. |
| 00:02:12 |
Oh, no, she didn't. |
| 00:02:14 |
No, she... |
| 00:02:16 |
Move, Dewey, move! |
| 00:02:20 |
You enjoy yourself, nigga? |
| 00:02:22 |
Don't blame me. |
| 00:02:24 |
Oh, is it? |
| 00:02:26 |
Oh, fuck. Okay, |
| 00:02:49 |
(MEN SHOUTING) |
| 00:02:52 |
PETEY: Mr. Sonderling! |
| 00:02:55 |
He tried to kill me. |
| 00:03:02 |
I'm gonna need you |
| 00:03:07 |
What is it? |
| 00:03:14 |
PETEY ON RADIO : |
| 00:03:17 |
Oh, man... |
| 00:03:19 |
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., |
| 00:03:23 |
winner of |
| 00:03:29 |
and chief orchestrator |
| 00:03:38 |
was shot and killed |
| 00:03:44 |
outside a Memphis motel |
| 00:03:49 |
They got him, y'all. |
| 00:03:58 |
Only 39 years old, |
| 00:04:01 |
Dr. King leaves behind |
| 00:04:14 |
I'm sorry, y'all. |
| 00:04:17 |
I'm just tired of this. |
| 00:04:21 |
I don't know |
| 00:04:25 |
I'm tired of them |
| 00:04:29 |
I know you are, too. |
| 00:04:35 |
This is WOL, 1450 AM. |
| 00:04:47 |
They're burning down DC. |
| 00:04:49 |
What? |
| 00:04:54 |
They're burning it down. |
| 00:05:04 |
(VEHICLES HONKING) |
| 00:05:08 |
(MOB SHOUTING) |
| 00:05:19 |
Come on! |
| 00:05:22 |
Come on! |
| 00:05:37 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:05:42 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:05:43 |
My store. |
| 00:05:45 |
My store! |
| 00:05:52 |
DEWEY: Hold it! |
| 00:05:54 |
Hold it, man! |
| 00:06:00 |
Get out of here, man! |
| 00:06:01 |
Come on! Come on! |
| 00:06:04 |
Stop it, man! |
| 00:06:09 |
Y'all! Run! |
| 00:06:17 |
Thank you. |
| 00:06:24 |
I got to get back |
| 00:06:29 |
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.. : |
| 00:06:32 |
but I want you |
| 00:06:35 |
that we as a people |
| 00:06:43 |
Coming to you, Petey, |
| 00:06:53 |
Yeah, buddy, |
| 00:06:58 |
Got to be one of the |
| 00:07:01 |
and I seen more than most. |
| 00:07:02 |
WOL. Yeah, hold for Petey. |
| 00:07:05 |
In Washington, |
| 00:07:08 |
Talk to me. |
| 00:07:09 |
MAN : It can't go down |
| 00:07:11 |
Somebody's gonna have to pay, |
| 00:07:13 |
somebody gonna pay tonight. |
| 00:07:15 |
I know you're hurting. |
| 00:07:20 |
I know how angry you are. |
| 00:07:22 |
You want revenge, |
| 00:07:29 |
But I want y'all to just go |
| 00:07:32 |
I mean, |
| 00:07:33 |
Just take a look outside |
| 00:07:36 |
You see a city on fire. |
| 00:07:39 |
Now, that's your city. |
| 00:07:41 |
Our city. |
| 00:07:42 |
And that's not what Dr. King |
| 00:07:47 |
Now, I ain't nothing, man, |
| 00:07:52 |
So I ain't up here trying |
| 00:07:55 |
I'm just trying to tell |
| 00:07:58 |
and the truth is, |
| 00:08:02 |
Dr. King went to jail |
| 00:08:08 |
And this ain't it, y'all. |
| 00:08:10 |
This ain't it. |
| 00:08:12 |
The man was a giant. Now, |
| 00:08:15 |
don't think for a minute |
| 00:08:20 |
So look here. If you at home, |
| 00:08:24 |
And if you out in these |
| 00:08:27 |
Put your anger away till |
| 00:08:31 |
I ain't saying I know |
| 00:08:35 |
We shall overcome. |
| 00:08:40 |
Hold on a second, now. |
| 00:08:42 |
Petey, there's a free concert |
| 00:08:44 |
You and James Brown, |
| 00:08:46 |
Okay, I've just been told |
| 00:08:50 |
Mr. James Brown, |
| 00:08:53 |
is gonna be giving a free |
| 00:08:57 |
at Georgetown University. |
| 00:08:59 |
Bring your heartache, |
| 00:09:03 |
and we gonna work it out |
| 00:09:08 |
WOL. Hold for Petey. |
| 00:09:11 |
WOMAN : Petey, I just keep |
| 00:09:14 |
WOL. Yeah, hold for Petey. |
| 00:09:18 |
Well, the clock on the wall |
| 00:09:25 |
That's the end of my show, |
| 00:09:28 |
But before I go, |
| 00:09:34 |
"The ultimate measure of a man |
| 00:09:37 |
"is not where he stands |
| 00:09:42 |
"but where he stands |
| 00:09:48 |
And no, those ain't words of |
| 00:09:54 |
Those are pearls |
| 00:10:00 |
May he rest in peace. |
| 00:10:51 |
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING) |
| 00:11:01 |
Thank you. |
| 00:11:07 |
Guess I best get on |
| 00:11:25 |
Great job, Petey. |
| 00:11:28 |
Thank you. |
| 00:11:34 |
Good night, fellas. |
| 00:12:43 |
(KNOCKING) |
| 00:12:45 |
VERNELL: Who is it? |
| 00:13:02 |
You did good, baby. |
| 00:13:13 |
(ALL SHOUTING) |
| 00:13:15 |
Black Power! |
| 00:13:34 |
Where... |
| 00:13:38 |
Vernell, where is he? |
| 00:13:40 |
He's not here. |
| 00:13:41 |
We're gonna have another |
| 00:13:47 |
(SHOUTING) |
| 00:13:51 |
1,200 years of persecution... |
| 00:13:53 |
Get back. Get back! |
| 00:14:00 |
Ladies and gentlemen... |
| 00:14:02 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:14:05 |
unless you calm down! |
| 00:14:07 |
Back off! Stand back! |
| 00:14:09 |
we cannot start the show |
| 00:14:14 |
Please. |
| 00:14:16 |
Please, |
| 00:14:18 |
PETEY : We can't start |
| 00:14:22 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 00:14:30 |
I can't believe |
| 00:14:32 |
And I can't believe |
| 00:14:35 |
ALL: Petey! Petey! Petey! |
| 00:14:36 |
Petey! Petey! Petey! |
| 00:14:37 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:14:40 |
give it up |
| 00:14:42 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 00:14:47 |
PETEY : Now calm the fuck down. |
| 00:14:50 |
Hey, hey, |
| 00:14:51 |
Uh-oh. |
| 00:14:53 |
I said, "Fuck." |
| 00:14:56 |
But hell, |
| 00:14:57 |
so I'm about to say a whole |
| 00:15:01 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 00:15:04 |
Like the brother said, |
| 00:15:09 |
Good evening, Washington, |
| 00:15:15 |
I'm happy you could make it. |
| 00:15:19 |
I'm glad you could show. |
| 00:15:22 |
But the government's the most |
| 00:15:30 |
On my way over here, |
| 00:15:33 |
"Mr. Greene, why them niggers |
| 00:15:37 |
"and burn their shit down |
| 00:15:41 |
He called me "mister," |
| 00:15:45 |
I say, "Hey, we ain't the ones |
| 00:15:50 |
"And if you keep |
| 00:15:53 |
"your mothers, fathers, |
| 00:15:55 |
"gonna have to call |
| 00:16:01 |
I say, "Mr. Charlie, |
| 00:16:05 |
"I ain't seen |
| 00:16:09 |
"I saw a bunch of beautiful, |
| 00:16:20 |
But I'm here to tell y'all, |
| 00:16:22 |
(ALL MURMURING) |
| 00:16:25 |
And the killing of our |
| 00:16:30 |
We're gonna pray together... |
| 00:16:32 |
... stay together... |
| 00:16:34 |
... jump up and sing... |
| 00:16:38 |
... as we celebrate the memory |
| 00:16:49 |
Now I want y'all to give |
| 00:16:52 |
to a bad motherfucker. |
| 00:16:55 |
Oh, he's a bad, bad man! |
| 00:17:02 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:17:06 |
the hardest-working man |
| 00:17:10 |
Mr. James Brown! |
| 00:17:19 |
Look here, baby. |
| 00:17:22 |
James Brown! |
| 00:17:27 |
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:17:30 |
(SINGING) Say it loud |
| 00:17:32 |
ALL: I'm black |
| 00:17:34 |
Say it loud |
| 00:17:36 |
I'm black and I'm proud |
| 00:17:38 |
Say it loud |
| 00:17:40 |
I'm black and I'm proud |
| 00:17:42 |
Say it loud |
| 00:17:44 |
I'm black and I'm proud |
| 00:17:47 |
(VOMITING) |
| 00:17:50 |
But I say we won't quit moving |
| 00:17:54 |
I worked hard on a job |
| 00:17:58 |
But all the work I did |
| 00:18:02 |
Say it loud |
| 00:18:03 |
I'm black and I'm proud |
| 00:18:06 |
Say it loud |
| 00:18:07 |
I'm black and I'm proud |
| 00:18:09 |
Say it loud |
| 00:18:11 |
I'm black and I'm proud |
| 00:18:13 |
Say it loud |
| 00:18:15 |
I'm black and I'm proud |
| 00:18:22 |
REPORTER :... in Washington, |
| 00:18:26 |
while the flag flew |
| 00:18:29 |
Amid the chaos today, |
| 00:18:32 |
Dewey Hughes and Petey Greene |
| 00:18:36 |
to the nation's capital. |
| 00:18:39 |
PETEY ON LOUDSPEAKER : Now, |
| 00:18:43 |
Now they wanna keep us down, |
| 00:18:46 |
if we stand up. |
| 00:18:48 |
Why do you think |
| 00:18:51 |
instead of keeping them |
| 00:18:55 |
Yeah! |
| 00:18:56 |
Because the white folk know |
| 00:18:59 |
oh, buddy, we gonna |
| 00:19:04 |
Right? All of y'all |
| 00:19:09 |
Psychologist asked me |
| 00:19:12 |
Lady, "nigger" is the greatest |
| 00:19:17 |
See, white man say "nigger," |
| 00:19:21 |
But, see, a black man, |
| 00:19:22 |
he could say "honkey," "ofay," |
| 00:19:27 |
a million times, |
| 00:19:28 |
still wanna go out there |
| 00:19:31 |
You're gonna to have |
| 00:19:35 |
Well, with all due respect, |
| 00:19:38 |
I ain't saying nothing |
| 00:19:40 |
As long as the people |
| 00:19:42 |
I'm gonna keep telling it. |
| 00:19:43 |
I'm gonna talk it |
| 00:19:45 |
and I'm gonna talk it |
| 00:19:46 |
I'm gonna talk it |
| 00:19:48 |
and even that sucker, |
| 00:19:52 |
This is P-Town, baby. |
| 00:19:59 |
Now, that was a good one, Dew. |
| 00:20:03 |
That was a great show, Petey. |
| 00:20:05 |
That was a great show. |
| 00:20:08 |
Look at them. |
| 00:20:10 |
Oh man, what a day. |
| 00:20:12 |
Thank you, man. |
| 00:20:15 |
I just see the things you do, |
| 00:20:18 |
It's amazing to me. |
| 00:20:21 |
You know? Something people |
| 00:20:24 |
I think you could go |
| 00:20:26 |
Let me be your manager. |
| 00:20:30 |
I'm talking stand-up, |
| 00:20:36 |
to be a part of P-Town. |
| 00:20:37 |
Well, I don't think |
| 00:20:40 |
Well I think you're wrong. |
| 00:20:43 |
I think the world's |
| 00:20:46 |
for a nigga like you. |
| 00:20:48 |
What you say? |
| 00:20:52 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:20:54 |
All right. |
| 00:20:57 |
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:21:07 |
VERNELL: You ladies |
| 00:21:10 |
Okay, vote for Shirley |
| 00:21:15 |
Over here, young man. |
| 00:21:19 |
Now the judge say, |
| 00:21:21 |
"why you rob everybody |
| 00:21:24 |
I said, "Well, your honor, |
| 00:21:27 |
"I didn't want anybody |
| 00:21:31 |
And I'm looking out |
| 00:21:34 |
and there's some good old |
| 00:21:37 |
Watch your purse, baby. |
| 00:21:41 |
DEWEY : Well, I'm looking |
| 00:21:42 |
I got him at the Howard |
| 00:21:46 |
Well, I can get you |
| 00:21:50 |
Can't wait? |
| 00:21:51 |
Y'all see the paper |
| 00:21:54 |
Say "Petey Greene goes |
| 00:21:59 |
Now, come on, |
| 00:22:01 |
Imagine that, |
| 00:22:04 |
get invited by the President |
| 00:22:07 |
and I'm gonna run up in there |
| 00:22:09 |
Come on, y'all. |
| 00:22:13 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:22:15 |
Well that's all we got. |
| 00:22:17 |
My time is tight, |
| 00:22:19 |
So grab your head |
| 00:22:23 |
I tell it to the hot, |
| 00:22:25 |
I tell it to the young, |
| 00:22:28 |
Don't want no laughing, |
| 00:22:30 |
And most of all, |
| 00:22:33 |
Tune in next week. This is |
| 00:22:37 |
Be cool, y'all. |
| 00:22:40 |
DEWEY: And we're out! |
| 00:22:43 |
Great show, everybody. |
| 00:22:46 |
MAN: We're good here. |
| 00:22:55 |
We love it. |
| 00:22:57 |
We'll pick you up |
| 00:23:00 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:23:05 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:23:06 |
They loved it. They loved it. |
| 00:23:11 |
We did it, man! |
| 00:23:15 |
What? |
| 00:23:17 |
I know it sounds crazy, |
| 00:23:20 |
I kind of miss |
| 00:23:25 |
And I know it wasn't nothing |
| 00:23:29 |
with about 58 records |
| 00:23:31 |
Pete, you're... |
| 00:23:33 |
You're a different man now, |
| 00:23:37 |
You're not going to be defined |
| 00:23:45 |
This is Petey Greene. |
| 00:23:48 |
My guest is the funniest man |
| 00:23:52 |
How you doing, Dick? |
| 00:23:54 |
My guest tonight |
| 00:23:57 |
Now what is the state |
| 00:24:00 |
(INAUDIBLE) |
| 00:24:38 |
PETEY: You see, |
| 00:24:43 |
"P.O.P." Pissed-Off People. |
| 00:24:47 |
Man, sometimes I feel |
| 00:24:52 |
And ain't that |
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As opposed to what, man? |
| 00:24:58 |
Speaking of which... |
| 00:24:59 |
I gotta apologize again. |
| 00:25:02 |
Now, I know some of y'all |
| 00:25:05 |
Or as my Aunt Pig would say, |
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And I was, too. |
| 00:25:12 |
See, I drank about |
| 00:25:15 |
and then I just walked |
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(GRUNTING) |
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Didn't even bother grabbing |
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(GRUNTING) |
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Started skipping with it. |
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(IMITATING LAUGHING) |
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By the time I was through, |
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(ALL LAUGHING) |
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And we had a whole row |
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Real important people, now. |
| 00:25:38 |
We talking about |
| 00:25:40 |
Not like you, sir, but... |
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I'm telling you, |
| 00:25:47 |
All of them. Looked like a row |
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Judge say, "Mr. Petey Greene, |
| 00:25:59 |
"as a lethal weapon. |
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I said, "Your Honor! |
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"Come on now, I don't want |
| 00:26:12 |
"Shit only look lethal |
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Good evening, Petey. |
| 00:26:24 |
DEWEY: Okay, |
| 00:26:26 |
For what? |
| 00:26:27 |
You said, "Good evening, |
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No, I didn't. |
| 00:26:33 |
Dewey, I didn't say... |
| 00:26:35 |
How many times |
| 00:26:36 |
I'm gonna say some stupid |
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Okay, my mistake. |
| 00:26:40 |
That's stupid. |
| 00:26:45 |
Are you ready? |
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Good evening... |
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Okay, let's try it again. |
| 00:26:52 |
Let's try it again. |
| 00:26:54 |
I fucked up, is what I did! |
| 00:26:56 |
I gotta stop drinking. |
| 00:26:59 |
Good evening, Washington. |
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My guest tonight is a pimp |
| 00:27:04 |
but y'all done |
| 00:27:05 |
DEWEY: Cut! |
| 00:27:07 |
Jesus Christ, Petey! |
| 00:27:13 |
DEWEY: What? |
| 00:27:16 |
(LAUGHING) Freda! |
| 00:27:18 |
I love my job! |
| 00:27:21 |
Where's Petey, huh? |
| 00:27:24 |
Right on with the right-on! |
| 00:27:27 |
You're not gonna |
| 00:27:29 |
You're not gonna |
| 00:27:31 |
Was it Free Pussy Day |
| 00:27:33 |
You are looking at the baddest |
| 00:27:36 |
You, my man, |
| 00:27:38 |
Next Tuesday, New York City, |
| 00:27:42 |
They had an act cancel |
| 00:27:47 |
You, me, Carson. |
| 00:27:51 |
This is it, my man. |
| 00:27:53 |
This is that moment that |
| 00:27:56 |
Yeah. Yeah! |
| 00:27:59 |
Yeah, that's great, man. Yeah. |
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"Here's Petey!" |
| 00:28:06 |
Yeah. |
| 00:28:09 |
Yeah. |
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New York, New York, y'all. |
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If you make it here... |
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(SCREAMING) |
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DEWEY: There it is. |
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Dewey Hughes? |
| 00:29:07 |
Fred De Cordova. |
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Glad you could make it |
| 00:29:10 |
If you called us |
| 00:29:13 |
And you must be Petey. |
| 00:29:15 |
Heard a lot about you. |
| 00:29:17 |
Johnny's looking forward |
| 00:29:19 |
Well, I just hope |
| 00:29:21 |
Oh, you'll be fine. |
| 00:29:23 |
Oh, that's Vernell. |
| 00:29:27 |
So, dry run's at 10:00, |
| 00:29:38 |
(LAUGHING) Hi! |
| 00:29:40 |
Oh, thank you. |
| 00:29:43 |
No, no, please... |
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(LAUGHING) That's |
| 00:30:13 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:30:16 |
Hey. |
| 00:30:19 |
Don't worry. Everyone does it. |
| 00:30:22 |
Should've seen Elvis. |
| 00:30:29 |
(CHATTERING) |
| 00:30:36 |
MAN: Picking up some |
| 00:30:42 |
Yeah. |
| 00:30:45 |
So Bette's going to do |
| 00:31:03 |
You should see |
| 00:31:10 |
Would you two relax? |
| 00:31:12 |
Carson's gonna give you |
| 00:31:15 |
and then you |
| 00:31:18 |
Yeah, well, I don't know |
| 00:31:22 |
I don't know if I'm ready, is |
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MAN ON P. A.. : Bette Midler |
| 00:31:30 |
You're ready. |
| 00:31:31 |
And in exactly 30 minutes, |
| 00:31:33 |
this whole country is gonna |
| 00:31:36 |
That Petey Greene is |
| 00:31:42 |
Just keep it real, |
| 00:31:46 |
you'll be fine. |
| 00:31:49 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:31:50 |
Where's the green room? |
| 00:31:53 |
It's only New York, baby. |
| 00:31:57 |
Relax! |
| 00:32:09 |
Over here, to your left. |
| 00:32:11 |
Dewey! |
| 00:32:13 |
You have to get him |
| 00:32:16 |
What? Are you nuts? |
| 00:32:19 |
I know that man. |
| 00:32:23 |
I didn't see shit. |
| 00:32:26 |
Dewey, baby. I know |
| 00:32:29 |
He does, too! That's the |
| 00:32:31 |
To me? It has nothing to do |
| 00:32:34 |
Bullshit! I mean, Cosby, |
| 00:32:40 |
What comic in the world |
| 00:32:43 |
You see, he ain't a comic. |
| 00:32:45 |
He ain't a comic, he ain't |
| 00:32:47 |
he ain't a civic leader! |
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He's just a regular-ass |
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He's just a regular-ass nigga |
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And for some reason, |
| 00:33:02 |
Vernell, you're wrong, okay? |
| 00:33:07 |
Look where we are. |
| 00:33:09 |
Look where we are. |
| 00:33:10 |
He doesn't want |
| 00:33:15 |
Just keep an eye on him. |
| 00:33:19 |
Make sure he doesn't leave |
| 00:33:25 |
Petey? |
| 00:33:28 |
Oh, no! No, Petey. |
| 00:33:31 |
(THE TONIGHT SHOW |
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McMAHON : From New York, |
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This is Ed McMahon, |
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inviting you to join |
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Bette Midler, |
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and comedian Petey Greene. |
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And now, here's Johnny! |
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Make sure you're watching him. |
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Yeah. He's gonna be |
| 00:34:34 |
CARSON : Hi, I'm Johnny, |
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you could be a Big Brother |
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Move. |
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Did you see him? |
| 00:35:04 |
Petey? Petey! |
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Thank you! |
| 00:35:21 |
You know, I said it before |
| 00:35:24 |
I said, "You are going |
| 00:35:26 |
"You're going to be a big star |
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"because you are unique, |
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Hey, man. |
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Fuck! Petey, |
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where have you been? |
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I'm here, ain't I? |
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) |
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CARSON: All righty, |
| 00:36:01 |
Now, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:36:05 |
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) |
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Y'all gonna have to forgive me |
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I just ain't never been |
| 00:36:34 |
(PEOPLE LAUGHING) |
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I know my manager, Dewey, |
| 00:36:39 |
saying, "Oh Lord, please don't |
| 00:36:45 |
But he knows |
| 00:36:50 |
Yeah. |
| 00:36:57 |
Well, the truth is, |
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I'm just an ex-con, y'all. |
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And the people that live |
| 00:37:04 |
well, most of them |
| 00:37:07 |
They listen to me |
| 00:37:10 |
because I keeps it real. |
| 00:37:14 |
When they out there laughing, |
| 00:37:16 |
I know they laughing |
| 00:37:26 |
But I look out here at y'all, |
| 00:37:29 |
and all I see a room full |
| 00:37:37 |
I ain't got nothing |
| 00:37:40 |
Y'all ain't ready for P-Town. |
| 00:37:45 |
Sorry, Johnny. |
| 00:38:02 |
I was being real, Dewey. |
| 00:38:06 |
You motherfucker! |
| 00:38:08 |
VERNELL: No! Dewey! |
| 00:38:09 |
Fuck you, man! Fuck you! |
| 00:38:13 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:38:18 |
What the fuck you doing? |
| 00:38:20 |
Fuck you, man! |
| 00:38:25 |
PETEY: You know, |
| 00:38:53 |
Dewey, man, I'm sorry, man. |
| 00:38:55 |
Get the fuck |
| 00:39:04 |
Look here. I ain't never |
| 00:39:09 |
All I ever wanted to do was |
| 00:39:14 |
All this other shit, this |
| 00:39:18 |
That ain't me. |
| 00:39:20 |
I tried to tell you that. |
| 00:39:25 |
The whole |
| 00:39:27 |
fucking world |
| 00:39:32 |
was yours. |
| 00:39:37 |
I could've |
| 00:39:41 |
taken you right to the top. |
| 00:39:45 |
But you just fucked it up. |
| 00:39:50 |
You're nothing but a con. |
| 00:39:55 |
That's all you'll ever be, |
| 00:40:00 |
Just another no-good, |
| 00:40:04 |
low-life |
| 00:40:08 |
con. |
| 00:40:10 |
I ain't your brother, man. |
| 00:40:13 |
I also ain't the one |
| 00:40:16 |
That was you. |
| 00:40:19 |
So if I'm a con, |
| 00:40:21 |
baby, you a con, too. |
| 00:40:27 |
You two. You got bailed. |
| 00:40:53 |
Quit trying to change me, |
| 00:41:06 |
Hey, baby, let's just go home. |
| 00:41:35 |
Carnac is attempting to |
| 00:41:39 |
May I have silence, please? |
| 00:41:41 |
Yes. You've had it |
| 00:41:44 |
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) |
| 00:41:46 |
(TV SWITCHES OFF) |
| 00:42:00 |
What the fuck? |
| 00:42:04 |
(WATER RUNNING) |
| 00:42:24 |
You don't need Petey Greene. |
| 00:42:28 |
You've got your own voice. |
| 00:42:33 |
You've been on leave |
| 00:42:36 |
But you want to came back now |
| 00:42:46 |
Morning, DC, this is |
| 00:42:51 |
Or if you're one of a whole |
| 00:42:55 |
or don't even have a car |
| 00:42:59 |
I'm here for all y'all. |
| 00:43:00 |
So whether you're in your car, |
| 00:43:05 |
pump up the volume |
| 00:43:08 |
"if you think I'm gonna gargle |
| 00:43:11 |
"you out of your mind." |
| 00:43:16 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:43:22 |
ON RADIO : Well, DC, |
| 00:43:25 |
...Sounds of Soul. |
| 00:43:26 |
I mentioned Oliver North... |
| 00:43:28 |
If you want to let it out, |
| 00:43:30 |
CATHY ON RADIO : R&B hits |
| 00:43:34 |
DEWEY ON RADIO : |
| 00:43:37 |
I'm Dewey Hughes, rocking |
| 00:43:40 |
so take your hand off the horn |
| 00:43:44 |
'cause at WOL, |
| 00:43:46 |
we love music. |
| 00:43:50 |
Talk to me, Ralph! |
| 00:43:51 |
PETEY : Wake up, God damn it. |
| 00:43:54 |
That's right, DC. |
| 00:43:55 |
Ralph Waldo "Petey" Greene |
| 00:43:58 |
Morning, everybody. |
| 00:44:03 |
Hey, congratulations |
| 00:44:06 |
Man, I gotta tell you, |
| 00:44:08 |
but you turned out to be |
| 00:44:13 |
What you in the mood for, |
| 00:44:19 |
Why don't you play me |
| 00:44:23 |
If You Want Me To Stay. |
| 00:44:26 |
(PHONE HANGS UP) |
| 00:44:32 |
Hung up. |
| 00:44:41 |
It's all right. |
| 00:44:46 |
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:44:52 |
What's your job, man? |
| 00:44:54 |
I'm sorry, man. |
| 00:44:56 |
Shut up! Screen the calls! |
| 00:44:58 |
God. |
| 00:45:18 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
| 00:45:22 |
One minute. |
| 00:45:33 |
How much is it? |
| 00:45:36 |
Priceless, |
| 00:45:40 |
I ran into |
| 00:45:45 |
Nice! |
| 00:45:49 |
So I hear you're |
| 00:45:54 |
Cathy Show was a hit. |
| 00:45:56 |
I bought the station. |
| 00:45:58 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:46:00 |
Is that enough milk? |
| 00:46:05 |
To your success. |
| 00:46:20 |
Aren't you gonna |
| 00:46:23 |
How is he? |
| 00:46:26 |
He helped you build this |
| 00:46:31 |
How's Petey? |
| 00:46:33 |
Well, you know, |
| 00:46:36 |
all those years |
| 00:46:43 |
His time is tight. |
| 00:46:47 |
He misses you. |
| 00:47:04 |
(CHATTERING) |
| 00:47:06 |
You see this show? |
| 00:47:10 |
My whole fucking life |
| 00:47:14 |
I learned to walk, |
| 00:47:20 |
watching The Tonight Show. |
| 00:47:23 |
I can tell. |
| 00:47:24 |
(BOTH LAUGHING) |
| 00:47:26 |
It showed me that there was |
| 00:47:35 |
He reminds me of my brothers. |
| 00:47:38 |
Loud-ass shit-talkers. |
| 00:47:41 |
Funny as hell. |
| 00:47:46 |
Milo was the funniest. |
| 00:47:51 |
He was my hero. |
| 00:47:54 |
He could say anything, |
| 00:48:10 |
Well, he's at Morgan's |
| 00:48:14 |
waiting for somebody |
| 00:48:18 |
Thanks for the drink. |
| 00:48:27 |
I love you, Dewey. |
| 00:48:31 |
You take care |
| 00:48:51 |
(R&B MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:49:16 |
Tails. |
| 00:49:37 |
So you the new |
| 00:49:42 |
That's right. |
| 00:49:45 |
You sure did it, Dewey. |
| 00:49:53 |
and turned it into |
| 00:50:13 |
I couldn't have done it |
| 00:50:16 |
No. |
| 00:50:18 |
I could've never did |
| 00:50:22 |
Like you said, Dew, |
| 00:50:25 |
I needed you |
| 00:50:56 |
What about the other part? |
| 00:50:58 |
What other part? |
| 00:51:04 |
The part |
| 00:51:07 |
when I said that I need you |
| 00:51:11 |
to say all the things |
| 00:51:15 |
Oh, that part. |
| 00:51:19 |
(COUGHING HOARSELY) |
| 00:51:27 |
Not now. |
| 00:51:35 |
Well, the truth is, |
| 00:51:38 |
you ain't getting |
| 00:51:42 |
So I decided I'm gonna |
| 00:51:47 |
Go on and forgive you. |
| 00:51:50 |
Forgive me. |
| 00:51:58 |
I love you |
| 00:52:03 |
I know you love me, too. |
| 00:52:07 |
Now, you too stubborn |
| 00:52:10 |
but I think you miss |
| 00:52:15 |
So I'm gonna give you |
| 00:52:26 |
That's deep. |
| 00:52:27 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 00:52:30 |
Yeah it was, wasn't it? |
| 00:52:34 |
I might put that |
| 00:52:36 |
(PETEY CHUCKLES) |
| 00:52:41 |
(POOL BALLS STRIKING) |
| 00:52:44 |
Good shot, Petey. |
| 00:52:58 |
(CHATTERING) |
| 00:53:04 |
Everybody come back |
| 00:53:08 |
Stop it! |
| 00:53:12 |
(INAUDIBLE) |
| 00:53:20 |
PETEY : I ain't nothing, man, |
| 00:53:25 |
So I ain't up here trying |
| 00:53:28 |
I'm just trying to tell |
| 00:53:38 |
DEWEY : Petey liked to say |
| 00:53:43 |
Telling it like it is. |
| 00:53:47 |
But he was more than that. |
| 00:53:54 |
He said the things |
| 00:53:59 |
I'm sorry, man. |
| 00:54:08 |
He was the bravest man |
| 00:54:13 |
He was, and still is, |
| 00:54:20 |
And that's why I love him. |
| 00:54:21 |
MAN: Yeah. |
| 00:54:27 |
So, in the words |
| 00:54:32 |
"That's all we got. |
| 00:54:35 |
"There ain't no more. |
| 00:54:37 |
"Time is tight. |
| 00:54:39 |
"It's the end of the show. |
| 00:54:41 |
"So grab your head |
| 00:54:46 |
"Listen to me |
| 00:54:49 |
...and remember this. |
| 00:54:50 |
I tell it to the hot, |
| 00:54:53 |
I tell it to the young, |
| 00:54:57 |
Don't want no laughing, |
| 00:55:00 |
And most of all, |
| 00:55:03 |
This is |
| 00:55:07 |
This is P-Town! |
| 00:55:09 |
ALL: Petey! Petey! |
| 00:55:12 |
Petey! Petey! Petey! Petey! |
| 00:55:22 |
PETEY : Be cool, y'all. |
| 00:56:11 |
PETEY : Wake up, God damn it! |
| 00:57:33 |
VERNELL : Shirley Chisholm |
| 00:57:35 |
Vote Shirley Chisholm |
| 00:59:31 |
PETEY : Why do you think |
| 01:01:44 |
Look here. I ain't never |
