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Talladega Nights The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby
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- Guess how fast we're going now. |
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Hundred and five miles an hour, |
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Reese, you just passed the hospital! |
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- The baby's coming, he's coming now! |
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- Okay, but I think he might be stuck. |
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One, two, three! |
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It's a baby boy. |
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I'm happy that Waffle House |
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...to talk to y'all about |
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And, y'all, that's pretty much, |
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...what it's like to manage |
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Ma'am, I don't know what else |
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And I'm also gonna need to know |
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Okay, let's give him a round |
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Okay, next up is Ricky Bobby. |
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No, ma'am. |
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But my mama say he's out |
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...and, well, dipping his wick |
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Okay, kids, that's enough. |
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Don't pay them no mind, Ricky. |
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Thanks, Cal. Shake and Bake. |
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--his job is like as a prison guard. |
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Excuse me, darling. |
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I'm here for career day |
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- Dad! |
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Man, you got big. How long's it been? |
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- Ten years. |
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Man, I gotta lay off the peyote. |
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Mr. Bobby, |
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It's all right, I'm a volunteer fireman. |
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Okay, I am a semi-professional |
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...and an amateur tattoo artist. |
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And the first thing you gotta learn |
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...is you don't listen to losers... |
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- ...like your know-it-all teacher here. |
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Your teacher wants you to go slow, |
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...because it's the fastest who gets paid |
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Oh, yeah. |
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You people are in the wrong |
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So in the wrong! |
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This is egregious, |
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We were cellmates together, Andy. |
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Dad! |
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Don't listen to these people, Ricky. |
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You got the gift. Always remember, |
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If you ain't first, you're last. |
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- See you when you're grown up. |
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It's a hot one here in Talladega... |
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...and this crowd of over 180,000 |
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Yo, Terry. Terry, we got the caution. |
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All right, fellas, let's go. |
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Looking good. Yes, come on. |
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Keep it up, baby. |
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- All right, way to go. |
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Nice jack work, Ricky. |
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Hey, Shake and Bake, Cal. |
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- Shake and Bake! |
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Go, baby, go. |
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- I gotta take a piss. |
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It doesn't matter, Lucius. |
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Jeez, I gotta go take a whiz. |
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You see, |
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That's why this group right here |
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Face it, we suck. |
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It's not always bad to be in last place. |
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One, we tried hard. |
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Glenn, shut up. |
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I see Terry. |
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Hey, fellas! These are really good. |
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That place actually makes |
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Let me eat this, |
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- ...then I'm coming back, all right? |
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If we don't get that car |
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...our sponsors are gonna |
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Now, is there anyone out there |
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I wanna go fast. |
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Hey, get him a suit. Hurry up, |
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- Hustle up, hustle up. |
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Remember when we got kicked out of |
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- Yeah! |
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- Yeah. |
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- After the race? |
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I don't know, but it feels like |
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No, I know, I know. |
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- Yeah, I know. Yeah. |
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- What? |
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Shake and Bake! Get some! |
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You're my best friend! |
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- Okay, then! |
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- I gotta get going! |
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- Yeah! |
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That's my boy, Ricky! |
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Hey, Ricky, |
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If you wreck that car, |
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...so let's take it nice and slow, okay? |
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With all due respect, Lucius, |
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Excuse me, coming through. |
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Apparently, we've got a situation for |
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Terry Cheveaux is refusing to drive. |
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...has taken the wheel. |
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Hey, just wanted to share a little piece |
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I got a chubby right now... |
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...because this is one of the most |
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...because I'm getting to |
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I can't believe it! Oh, my God! |
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Wow, that was cool. |
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Come on, come on. |
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The big story from Talladega: |
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Little-known jack-man Ricky Bobby |
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Ricky, first of all, |
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In a car. |
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Can you speak up, Ricky? |
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A car. |
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So, what do you think, Mr. Dennit? |
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He's got guts. |
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Come on, Dad. |
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Look how bad he is |
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Junior, driving has got nothing |
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I just wish to hell you had |
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I felt like I was on a spaceship and... |
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I'm not sure |
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Be good to hold them down |
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We're really happy |
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And at the end of the day, you know, |
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- What did you say his name was again? |
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Ricky Bobby? |
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Whatever his name is, |
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Everything ended up fine. |
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Yeah, okay, everything was fine. |
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Ricky Bobby, a force to be |
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...in the near future. |
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Ricky Bobby with yet another |
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He is dominating NAS CAR. |
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First or last, baby, you know it! |
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I've never seen a driver who |
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I could get used to |
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Dennit Racing Incorporated |
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And, at the urging of Ricky Bobby... |
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...who's been like a son to me, |
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...I'm naming Cal Naughton Jr. |
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All right. |
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- Cal Naughton. |
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...we just want to say to all |
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...if you smell a delicious, |
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...it's not your tailpipe, |
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...of shake... |
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And then bake. |
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Shake and Bake! |
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- That's our nickname. |
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And Ricky Bobby wins... |
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...with Cal Naughton Jr. |
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- Yeah! |
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- Shake... |
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Hey, driver! Drive these. |
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Please be 18. |
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You want to make this out |
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Hey, excuse me, Ricky. |
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- Hey, Dale. |
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- Sure. Who do I make this out to? |
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- Don't tell the other drivers. |
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I'll see you out there. |
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Absolutely, ma'am, |
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You're not gonna wanna wash |
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- That's right, Powerade's number one. |
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No, it's me, |
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Gotta watch it when I get into |
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I know, I'm sorry. It's my fault, |
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I'm Ricky Bobby. |
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...and what better gift |
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...than the Jackhawk 9000? |
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Available at Wal-Mart. |
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When you work on |
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...you should have the right tools too. |
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...Maypax, the official tampon |
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I'm Ricky Bobby. |
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If you don't chew Big Red, |
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Prune candy. |
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- You happy? |
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- Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby. |
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Urging you never to travel |
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Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! |
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Okay, I'm starting to get sick. |
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Dick Berggren in Las Vegas, |
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Ricky Bobby, today's big winner. |
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...but it seems as if you either win |
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Well, Dick, here's the deal. |
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I mean, I wake up in the morning |
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And nobody can hang with my stuff. |
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You know, I'm just a big, hairy, |
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If you ain't first, you're last. |
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That phrase is trademarked... |
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...not to be used without permission |
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Supper's ready! Come on, y'all! |
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Dear Lord baby Jesus... |
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...or as our brothers |
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...we thank you so much for this |
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...and the always delicious Taco Bell. |
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I just want to take time to say |
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...my two beautiful, beautiful, |
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...Walker and Texas Ranger... |
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...or T.R., as we call him... |
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...and of course, |
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...who is a stone-cold fox. |
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Who if you were to rate her ass |
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Also wanna thank you for |
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...who's got my back |
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Shake and Bake. |
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Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also |
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We hope that you can use |
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...to heal him and his horrible leg. |
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And it smells terrible and |
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Dear tiny infant Jesus, we-- |
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Hey, you know, sweetie... |
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...Jesus did grow up. |
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You don't always have to |
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It's odd and off-putting |
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Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best |
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When you say grace, say it to |
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...bearded Jesus, |
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You know what I want? |
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I want you to do this grace good, |
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Dear tiny Jesus... |
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...in your golden-fleece diapers, |
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- ...pawing at the air... |
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Look, I like the baby version the best, |
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I win the races and I get the money. |
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Ricky, finish the damn grace. |
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I like to picture Jesus |
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...because it says, like, |
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- Right. |
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Because I like to party, |
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I like to picture Jesus as a ninja |
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I like to think of Jesus, |
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And singing lead vocals |
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...with, like, a angel band. |
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And I'm in the front row, |
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Hey, Cal? |
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- Yes, ma'am. |
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Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce, |
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...don't even know a word yet... |
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...just a little infant and so cuddly, |
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...we just thank you for all the races |
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Love that money! |
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--that I have accrued |
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Also, due to a binding |
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...that stipulates I mention |
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...I just wanna say that |
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...and it cools you off |
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And we look forward to Powerade's |
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Thank you for all your power |
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- Amen. |
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Let's dig in! |
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That was a hell of a grace, man. |
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I'm not gonna lie to you, it felt good. |
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Dad, you made that grace your bitch. |
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Hey, boys, I wanna see |
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Boys, how was school today? |
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I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's |
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Sounds like a good day. |
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Well, the teacher asked me what |
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I said, "Washington, D.C." |
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- Bingo. |
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She said, "No, you're wrong." |
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She got mad at me and yelled at me |
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And I never did change |
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I'm still sitting in my dirty pee pants. |
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I wet my bed until I was 19. |
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I get emotional because |
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I'm just so proud of you. |
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...precocious and full of wonderment. |
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Tell you what, Ricky, |
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- These two are two in a million. |
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Just like Carley's tatas. |
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You won't find another rack like that, |
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Thank you, Cal. |
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That's real sweet of you, Cal. |
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That's real nice. That's one of |
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- Well, I mean it. |
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It comes from my heart, that's why. |
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I can't hold my tongue. |
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These kids are my grandchildren, |
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They are terrible boys. |
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Shut up, Chip, |
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I'm gonna scissor-kick you |
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- Yeah! |
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Go on and get some, boys. |
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I'm 10 years old, |
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Chip, I'm gonna come at you |
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Like a spider monkey! Go on. |
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Chip, you brought this on. |
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The greatest generation, my ass. |
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Tom Brokaw is a punk. |
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What is wrong with you? |
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Chip, I'm all jacked up |
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I love that. |
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You gonna let your sons talk to their |
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I sure as hell am, Chip. |
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They're winners. |
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Hell, you're just a bag of bones. |
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Only thing you ever done with your life |
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That's it. That is it! |
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We wanted us some wussies... |
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...we would've named them Dr. Quinn |
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I work too hard for your bull, Chip. |
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Come here. |
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Everyone just keep eating. |
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- It's on. |
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All right. |
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I'll hold your hair. |
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- Hey, Stephen. |
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Got those two tickets |
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Yeah, sure do. You know I do, Ricky. |
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Great. Hey, |
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She's gonna be all right, |
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- Appreciate it. Hey, good luck today. |
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That's the saddest thing |
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That boy leaves two tickets |
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...and he never shows up. |
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That's a shame. |
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The human heart is such a mystery. |
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- Let's sell these bitches, huh? |
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- Beer money, huh? |
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As the laps wind down, |
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Cal Naughton in second. |
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What's up, Cal? You ready |
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- Hey, buddy. |
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...draft up to him to make |
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Can you believe that he would do that |
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Set him up that way? |
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Slingshot, engage. |
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And there goes Ricky Bobby |
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That's how we do it. |
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Makes his move. |
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What in the hell is he doing, guys? |
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They touch! They spin! |
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Snap! |
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Come on, man! |
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See you, wouldn't wanna be you. |
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Look at that! Ricky Bobby's gonna |
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Man, he wants this win bad! |
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Ricky Bobby wins it in reverse! |
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Unbelievable! |
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Jamie, losing's never fun, but here's |
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It's real nice. |
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Yeah! |
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- That's it. Another one. Another one. |
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I don't wanna be raining on |
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...that was some of the dumbest driving |
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- Thank you. |
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...but you're not gonna live forever. |
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I'm not stupid, Lucius. |
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But with advances in modern science |
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...I mean, it's not crazy to think |
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I just read in the newspaper they |
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Know what--? I mean, |
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No, I don't know what that means. |
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- Well, no, he didn't live. |
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No. It's just exciting |
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- Ricky? |
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- Cheers. |
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- She already wasted? |
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She's celebrating. |
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Look, Ricky, |
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...is your little obscene gesture's |
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You know how much that costs us |
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With all due respect, Mr. Dennit... |
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...I had no idea you had experimental |
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What did you say? |
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Well, what? |
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That doesn't mean you get to say |
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- It sure as heck does. |
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It's in the Geneva Convention. |
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I remember your daddy |
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- This is not my dad-- This is my team-- |
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Now, I suggest you and your wife, |
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...you guys go take a chill pill. |
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- Come on, man! |
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Baby, photo op, photo op. |
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Come on, number one. |
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Hold my hand, baby. |
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I'll tell you what, though, guys, |
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- Shake and Bake in full effect. |
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Me and Ricky, |
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We go together like Chinese food |
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Yeah, but those are two things |
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We go together |
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No, like, for instance, |
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- Ladies, right? |
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- No, jelly. |
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- Jelly? |
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I'm gonna settle this thing. |
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...a whole mess of cocktails, |
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- Work this thing out. |
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So I was talking to Nana on Saturday, |
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...but I don't know what to get her. |
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Get her a coffin. |
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Hey, Cal, I'm sorry |
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- I mean, but that was for the team. |
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I was thinking, though, one time... |
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...it would be really awesome if, like, |
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Yeah, but-- Okay, but if you won... |
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- ...how am I gonna win? |
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- Think about it. |
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I mean, it's not like |
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- There's nothing wrong with silver. |
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I'm just kidding you, man. |
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I'll just bury it down inside. |
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Bury it deep down in there, |
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It's painful, and I love you! |
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Get her a gigolo. |
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- What? |
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No, she's gonna be 88 and... |
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You don't stop liking sex |
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Well, I was thinking |
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- Like, she likes afghans and quilts. |
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How many dudes does she have |
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- None. |
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Be thoughtful, Glenn. |
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Don't stop. |
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What is that? |
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Someone made a tape of |
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Hey, turn that crap off. |
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I want this music out of my head. |
| 00:24:11 |
Hey, turn that off! |
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Turn that off right now! |
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Why did you stop the jazz music? |
| 00:24:25 |
Was it not pleasant for you? |
| 00:24:28 |
No one plays jazz here |
| 00:24:31 |
So why is the song on the jukebox? |
| 00:24:33 |
We keep it on there |
| 00:24:37 |
We also got |
| 00:24:41 |
My name is Jean Girard... |
| 00:24:44 |
...and I am a racing-car driver |
| 00:24:47 |
...except I am from Formula Un. |
| 00:24:52 |
I am the greatest one |
| 00:24:55 |
I have been following your career |
| 00:25:01 |
I can't understand a word |
| 00:25:04 |
Did you eat peanut butter |
| 00:25:06 |
You sound like a dog with peanut butter |
| 00:25:09 |
I think what you are hearing |
| 00:25:13 |
I am French. |
| 00:25:15 |
You say you're French? |
| 00:25:18 |
We? No, we are not French. |
| 00:25:21 |
We're American, |
| 00:25:24 |
Greatest country on the planet. |
| 00:25:26 |
Well, what have you |
| 00:25:28 |
...apart from George Bush, Cheerios, |
| 00:25:32 |
- Chinese food? |
| 00:25:35 |
That's from China. |
| 00:25:36 |
- Pizza. |
| 00:25:38 |
- Chimichanga. |
| 00:25:41 |
Really, smarty-pants? |
| 00:25:44 |
We invented democracy, |
| 00:25:48 |
...and the blowjob. |
| 00:25:50 |
- Those are three pretty good things. |
| 00:25:53 |
Well, that last one's pretty cool. |
| 00:25:55 |
You know, the 69 with |
| 00:25:59 |
We came up with it. |
| 00:26:01 |
We created the missionary position. |
| 00:26:03 |
- You're welcome. |
| 00:26:07 |
...I have come here to defeat you. |
| 00:26:10 |
Oh, well, there's strikes two and three |
| 00:26:14 |
Did you hear what he just said? |
| 00:26:17 |
Well, welcome to America, amigo. |
| 00:26:24 |
You are fast, Ricky Bobby... |
| 00:26:28 |
...but I am faster. |
| 00:26:30 |
All right, you let go of me, |
| 00:26:34 |
Like the frightened baby chipmunk... |
| 00:26:36 |
...you are scared by anything |
| 00:26:39 |
I will let you go, Ricky... |
| 00:26:42 |
...but first I want you to say: |
| 00:26:48 |
"I love crepes." |
| 00:26:52 |
Don't you say it, Ricky. |
| 00:26:55 |
- I'm not gonna say it. |
| 00:26:57 |
Hey, look, Frenchy, |
| 00:26:59 |
So why don't you go ahead |
| 00:27:01 |
I do not want to break your arm, |
| 00:27:05 |
...but I am a man of my word. |
| 00:27:07 |
Here's the deal. |
| 00:27:09 |
...because I'm gonna slip |
| 00:27:11 |
Get down, you little pancake. |
| 00:27:13 |
Someone get me a beer |
| 00:27:15 |
But you have forced me to do this. |
| 00:27:17 |
You are now mocking me |
| 00:27:20 |
Just say, "I love crepes." |
| 00:27:22 |
You know, just to put this in there, I had |
| 00:27:26 |
They're like pancakes, |
| 00:27:28 |
- Are they the really thin pancakes? |
| 00:27:31 |
They are the really thin pancakes. |
| 00:27:34 |
- My God, I love those. |
| 00:27:37 |
- I'm saying, think about it. |
| 00:27:40 |
Yes, of course, |
| 00:27:42 |
Well, why didn't someone |
| 00:27:44 |
You know what's in |
| 00:27:46 |
- Oh, I love the crepe suzette. |
| 00:27:48 |
- ...and lemon juice, Grand Marnier. |
| 00:27:51 |
I wish I could crawl into |
| 00:27:54 |
- I'd eat my way out from the inside. |
| 00:27:57 |
Either way this goes, could we |
| 00:28:00 |
- Absolutely. We're gonna do that. |
| 00:28:03 |
"I love really thin pancakes"? |
| 00:28:07 |
- That is a fair compromise. |
| 00:28:10 |
No! Because then everyone |
| 00:28:13 |
That's a pretty good compromise. |
| 00:28:14 |
Why do you want me |
| 00:28:18 |
You don't understand |
| 00:28:21 |
You don't understand freedom. |
| 00:28:23 |
So you put a crack in my arm |
| 00:28:27 |
Hey. This is just |
| 00:28:30 |
I mean, forget all these other guys. |
| 00:28:32 |
But he did give you a pretty |
| 00:28:35 |
What do you think? |
| 00:28:38 |
- Don't say it. |
| 00:28:40 |
Break it, Pepe Le Pew. |
| 00:28:42 |
As you wish. |
| 00:28:46 |
- He actually did it! |
| 00:28:50 |
- I didn't say it! |
| 00:28:52 |
Your injury is one |
| 00:28:58 |
Hold it right there, |
| 00:29:01 |
You just broke my bro's arm. |
| 00:29:03 |
Now you're about to get Tasered. |
| 00:29:05 |
- Say hello to Dr. Watts. |
| 00:29:10 |
I need you all to step away... |
| 00:29:13 |
...from my driver. |
| 00:29:14 |
The hell you talking about, "my driver"? |
| 00:29:17 |
Don't you worry about my gun, Ricky. |
| 00:29:20 |
Jean Girard is my new boy |
| 00:29:23 |
...an overall-points championship, |
| 00:29:26 |
...have no interest in. |
| 00:29:29 |
Mr. Dennit, with all due respect-- |
| 00:29:31 |
And remember, |
| 00:29:33 |
--that idea ain't worth a velvet painting |
| 00:29:38 |
That's good. That's good fun. |
| 00:29:41 |
...but that doesn't bother me anymore |
| 00:29:44 |
...Ricky, the past. |
| 00:29:46 |
So, Jean, introduce me |
| 00:29:49 |
Everybody, |
| 00:29:53 |
What? |
| 00:29:56 |
See you at the track. |
| 00:29:58 |
Did he just say "husband"? |
| 00:30:00 |
Sweet Lord. Dennit hired a gay |
| 00:30:04 |
The room's starting to spin real fast. |
| 00:30:07 |
Because of gayness. |
| 00:30:12 |
- Cal, I love you. |
| 00:30:24 |
Fans and NASCAR, everyone is talking |
| 00:30:29 |
Let's find out a little bit more about him |
| 00:30:33 |
Talented. Eccentric. Dominating. |
| 00:30:37 |
These are the words |
| 00:30:41 |
Before each race, Jean Girard spends |
| 00:30:46 |
...who are also gay. |
| 00:30:48 |
Jean's days are filled |
| 00:30:51 |
...with his beloved husband, Gregory. |
| 00:30:54 |
Though Gregory is |
| 00:30:57 |
He's a world-class trainer |
| 00:31:00 |
Rolfe, the Nazi boyfriend. |
| 00:31:04 |
Very nice. Very nice. |
| 00:31:07 |
Only time will tell if Jean's foray |
| 00:31:11 |
...will end up in Victory Lane. |
| 00:31:34 |
Well, kiss my ass on Sunday. |
| 00:31:37 |
- Lucius, what the hell is going on? |
| 00:31:39 |
And check out his crew chief |
| 00:31:41 |
Won the Nobel Prize |
| 00:31:44 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:31:47 |
As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting |
| 00:31:51 |
...a statement of fact |
| 00:31:53 |
...on the driver's sexual orientation. |
| 00:31:55 |
Put a smile on your face? |
| 00:31:58 |
- That make you happy? |
| 00:32:01 |
I love seeing some French guy |
| 00:32:03 |
...while I got my arm wrapped up |
| 00:32:06 |
Hello, Ricky Bobby. |
| 00:32:08 |
What happened last week was |
| 00:32:14 |
...and, as a gesture, I would like to... |
| 00:32:17 |
...sign your cast, please. |
| 00:32:19 |
Hell, you know what, |
| 00:32:22 |
Baby! That's my baby! |
| 00:32:24 |
Hold on, Ricky. Ricky, Ricky, Rick. |
| 00:32:27 |
Look. I wanna drive. My arm's fine. |
| 00:32:31 |
Don't look at me. |
| 00:32:33 |
Even with a healthy arm, you don't |
| 00:32:37 |
All right, fellas. You heard the man. |
| 00:32:40 |
You guys heard it. |
| 00:32:43 |
- What's going on? |
| 00:32:46 |
...to be defeated by the hands of |
| 00:32:52 |
As William Blake wrote, |
| 00:32:56 |
Well, let me just quote the late, |
| 00:32:59 |
...who said, |
| 00:33:03 |
What's that got to do with this? |
| 00:33:05 |
I got a message for all of them. |
| 00:33:09 |
What does that do? Does that |
| 00:33:13 |
What is that, a catch phrase |
| 00:33:16 |
- Shake and Bake. Shake and Bake. |
| 00:33:19 |
Listen, you better be careful because |
| 00:33:24 |
Beaten real bad, cowboy. |
| 00:33:26 |
- Really? |
| 00:33:28 |
- I don't want to know. |
| 00:33:30 |
- Tomorrow you'll be in trouble. |
| 00:33:34 |
There's going to be a croissant |
| 00:33:37 |
I play for keeps! |
| 00:33:39 |
I give you one option, |
| 00:33:42 |
As a sign of humility, |
| 00:33:45 |
...I will return to Paris and you will |
| 00:33:49 |
The answer is never! |
| 00:33:50 |
- I close my-- |
| 00:33:53 |
- Well, yes or no? |
| 00:33:59 |
Let me tell you, hold on. |
| 00:34:02 |
Yeah! |
| 00:34:03 |
What does that mean? |
| 00:34:05 |
This "Shake and Bake," |
| 00:34:07 |
- Hey, baby. You guys are so smooth. |
| 00:34:11 |
Cal, you could say that 10,000 times |
| 00:34:14 |
- It fires me up. |
| 00:34:16 |
- Shake and Bake! |
| 00:34:19 |
Yeah! It rhymes, |
| 00:34:45 |
NAS CAR on Fox welcomes you |
| 00:34:48 |
...where tonight we'll go 500 miles. |
| 00:34:52 |
The big stories tonight |
| 00:34:56 |
Up front, Larry, the surprising French |
| 00:35:01 |
And at the opposite end of the grid, |
| 00:35:05 |
I saw Ricky Bobby last night walking |
| 00:35:08 |
Now, I don't know who he conned |
| 00:35:11 |
Just keep a camera on him |
| 00:35:14 |
I am so excited. |
| 00:35:16 |
This is a new era |
| 00:35:19 |
So serious all the time |
| 00:35:24 |
- Who cares? |
| 00:35:28 |
You know what? There's only one |
| 00:35:31 |
...and that is |
| 00:35:35 |
Oh, I love when them cars whiz by. |
| 00:35:41 |
Can feel the motor... |
| 00:35:43 |
...running up my legs. |
| 00:35:48 |
Ricky Bobby, who never met |
| 00:35:51 |
...has a Fig Newton sticker |
| 00:35:53 |
Think NAS CAR will |
| 00:35:55 |
He sold the windshield! |
| 00:35:56 |
This sticker is dangerous and |
| 00:36:02 |
Ricky Bobby started this race |
| 00:36:04 |
...but he's making no friends |
| 00:36:06 |
I'm all about getting to the front tonight, |
| 00:36:10 |
Well, he's driving |
| 00:36:12 |
I'm not even sure he realizes how |
| 00:36:19 |
Hey, Ricky. You know you're driving |
| 00:36:24 |
Where is that Frenchy? |
| 00:36:30 |
I got you, Pepe Le Bitch. |
| 00:36:33 |
Oh, Ricky Bobby. |
| 00:36:37 |
Hey, it's me, America. |
| 00:36:43 |
Yeah, I'm here. |
| 00:36:45 |
You have spilled my macchiato. |
| 00:36:49 |
Look at Girard in the 55. |
| 00:36:50 |
He's made that car three lanes wide, |
| 00:36:54 |
No, no, no, my friend. |
| 00:37:00 |
Lucius, what's he doing? |
| 00:37:02 |
Guy's dangerous, Ricky. |
| 00:37:05 |
Where's Cal? |
| 00:37:09 |
Tell Ricky I'm on my way. |
| 00:37:16 |
Damn it! |
| 00:37:18 |
Hey, Ricky, listen. |
| 00:37:20 |
Cal blew out his engine. |
| 00:37:26 |
I ain't backing off. |
| 00:37:29 |
He's too good, Ricky. Lay off! |
| 00:37:33 |
Bobby's boxed in. |
| 00:37:37 |
He's gonna try the outside move again. |
| 00:37:41 |
Come on, Daddy! |
| 00:37:43 |
Come on, Daddy! Whoop his butt! |
| 00:37:45 |
Send that weird man |
| 00:37:51 |
- Come on! |
| 00:37:53 |
Not a lot of room. He's in the wall! |
| 00:37:55 |
Bobby is sliding, |
| 00:38:03 |
He's airborne! |
| 00:38:07 |
Yep. I'm flying through the air. |
| 00:38:10 |
- Ricky! |
| 00:38:22 |
Ricky! |
| 00:38:30 |
Peaches and cream! |
| 00:38:35 |
The car comes to rest |
| 00:38:38 |
Ricky Bobby appears to be okay... |
| 00:38:40 |
...but that Wonder Bread car is toast. |
| 00:38:43 |
Fantastic. |
| 00:38:45 |
Oh, my God! Ricky! |
| 00:38:48 |
Hakuna matata, bitches. |
| 00:38:57 |
It's okay, guys, it's just a wreck. |
| 00:39:00 |
Now, that's one of the nastiest wrecks |
| 00:39:04 |
Oh, no, no, no. |
| 00:39:06 |
It's all right. You're safe. |
| 00:39:08 |
- You're safe. |
| 00:39:11 |
I'm on fire. |
| 00:39:12 |
It's all right. |
| 00:39:15 |
- You're lying! I'm on fire! |
| 00:39:19 |
- I'm on fire. I don't wanna die. |
| 00:39:21 |
But something looks wrong. I mean, |
| 00:39:25 |
Oh, my God! Help me! |
| 00:39:29 |
- You're not on fire, Ricky Bobby! |
| 00:39:33 |
You're not on fire. |
| 00:39:35 |
But I'm not even sure he even knows |
| 00:39:38 |
This makes us all realize the kind |
| 00:39:43 |
Mr. Bobby, come on down here. |
| 00:39:44 |
Help me, Jesus! |
| 00:39:48 |
Help me, Allah! |
| 00:39:51 |
Help me, Tom Cruise! |
| 00:39:53 |
But how did he get down |
| 00:39:56 |
Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me |
| 00:39:59 |
Look. Here, help's coming. |
| 00:40:01 |
- Wait a minute! |
| 00:40:03 |
Oh, God! Please don't let |
| 00:40:08 |
I got you! |
| 00:40:12 |
He's jumping on Ricky, trying |
| 00:40:15 |
Now, that's a teammate right there. |
| 00:40:17 |
This is going downhill fast. |
| 00:40:19 |
It would be a great time |
| 00:40:23 |
Help me, Oprah Winfrey! |
| 00:40:26 |
You know, Larry, there's good days |
| 00:40:30 |
Ricky Bobby just had himself |
| 00:40:42 |
He's suffering from catatonic shock. |
| 00:40:44 |
His injuries are minor, but right now he |
| 00:40:47 |
Golly, this is a hard decision. |
| 00:40:51 |
But I have thought about it, |
| 00:40:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:40:57 |
Ma'am, your husband's not dying. |
| 00:41:00 |
He's just taking a nap. |
| 00:41:03 |
- Just look at him. |
| 00:41:05 |
I've never seen him |
| 00:41:08 |
Got more plugs in him |
| 00:41:11 |
Oh, baby. |
| 00:41:16 |
Hey, Ricky. It's me, Cal. |
| 00:41:20 |
Just want you to know, |
| 00:41:25 |
There's something |
| 00:41:28 |
...and it's about that summer when |
| 00:41:32 |
I got a offer to do Playgirl magazine... |
| 00:41:36 |
...and I did it. |
| 00:41:38 |
I did a full spread |
| 00:41:42 |
I mean spread, man. |
| 00:41:47 |
...and I was totally nude, |
| 00:41:51 |
You probably didn't hear about it... |
| 00:41:53 |
...because I went under the name |
| 00:41:55 |
But I just wanted you to know that. |
| 00:41:57 |
If you could hear me, |
| 00:42:01 |
...that I spread my butt cheeks |
| 00:42:03 |
"Are you there, God? |
| 00:42:06 |
Gretchen, my friend, got her period. |
| 00:42:10 |
I hate myself for being so jealous, |
| 00:42:14 |
I wish you'd help me just a little. |
| 00:42:16 |
Nancy's sure she's going to |
| 00:42:21 |
Hey, Ricky. Ricky! |
| 00:42:24 |
Come on, man, wake up. |
| 00:42:26 |
Are you faking it? |
| 00:42:31 |
Are you faking it? Fake it! |
| 00:42:39 |
I don't know how much longer |
| 00:42:43 |
I am not gonna let you die here... |
| 00:42:48 |
...like some kind of vegetable. |
| 00:42:50 |
I'm gonna put an end to this |
| 00:42:52 |
Get all this crap off you. |
| 00:42:54 |
You don't need any of this crap. |
| 00:42:59 |
This is it. This is how it ends. |
| 00:43:02 |
This is how Shake and Bake ends. |
| 00:43:04 |
It's shadow time, buddy. |
| 00:43:09 |
It's time to go home to Jesus. |
| 00:43:12 |
Goodbye, buddy. |
| 00:43:18 |
Oh, wow, you definitely-- |
| 00:43:20 |
You definitely |
| 00:43:25 |
Okay, maybe we give this |
| 00:43:28 |
Middle. I'll go up to the middle. |
| 00:43:33 |
I just wanna say thanks, doc, |
| 00:43:36 |
- Oh, shit. |
| 00:43:39 |
Doc, give it to me straight. |
| 00:43:41 |
Is he ever gonna be able |
| 00:43:43 |
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought someone |
| 00:43:46 |
He found that wheelchair |
| 00:43:48 |
His paralysis is |
| 00:43:51 |
But we all need to go along with this, |
| 00:43:55 |
So when you say psychosomatic, |
| 00:43:59 |
...he could start a fire |
| 00:44:02 |
No, not at all. |
| 00:44:04 |
I'm saying, sometimes you get a knock |
| 00:44:08 |
It happens all the time. |
| 00:44:10 |
Everyone's real friendly. |
| 00:44:12 |
It doesn't hurt being Ricky Bobby. |
| 00:44:15 |
So how's the physical therapy going? |
| 00:44:17 |
Oh, I gave that up. |
| 00:44:20 |
...after maybe the first day. |
| 00:44:23 |
I'm through lying to myself, |
| 00:44:26 |
It's time to be mature about this |
| 00:44:29 |
I bought myself |
| 00:44:32 |
...handicap-accessible van... |
| 00:44:33 |
...with the captain's chairs and the DVD |
| 00:44:37 |
- You all paid up on that? |
| 00:44:40 |
It's parked out there. |
| 00:44:43 |
...is I just gotta have a sit-down |
| 00:44:48 |
...that it's okay for her to seek |
| 00:44:54 |
Because she's gotta run wild. You |
| 00:44:58 |
Hold on, man. Hold... |
| 00:45:00 |
- We gotta tell him. |
| 00:45:02 |
No, I don't care what the doctor said, |
| 00:45:05 |
Ricky, the doctor told us... |
| 00:45:06 |
...that we should let you work it out |
| 00:45:09 |
...but, Ricky, you can walk. |
| 00:45:11 |
What did you just say? |
| 00:45:13 |
He's telling you the truth, man. |
| 00:45:19 |
You sick sons of bitches! |
| 00:45:22 |
I mean, you walk in that door... |
| 00:45:24 |
...on your two legs, |
| 00:45:28 |
...and looking at me in my chair, |
| 00:45:32 |
I hope that both of you have sons. |
| 00:45:34 |
Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons |
| 00:45:40 |
...and they have their legs |
| 00:45:42 |
I pray you know |
| 00:45:44 |
Don't you put that evil on me, |
| 00:45:46 |
Don't you put that on us! |
| 00:45:51 |
I am so paralyzed! |
| 00:45:53 |
- No, no, no! No, he needs to know! |
| 00:45:56 |
- He's always crying! |
| 00:45:59 |
- Wake up, idiot! |
| 00:46:02 |
You wanna see what my life is?! |
| 00:46:05 |
Don't do it. |
| 00:46:06 |
- You wanna see what's going on here? |
| 00:46:19 |
- Man! |
| 00:46:22 |
- Hold on, now. Walk it off. |
| 00:46:25 |
- Oh, my--! |
| 00:46:26 |
Stretch, stretch. Stretch it out. |
| 00:46:28 |
Hey, man. |
| 00:46:31 |
I can walk! |
| 00:46:33 |
- I think I touched a nerve. |
| 00:46:36 |
All right, we got it, we got it. |
| 00:46:39 |
Maybe don't touch it. |
| 00:46:40 |
- Can you feel it? |
| 00:46:42 |
We'll use this knife to pry it out. |
| 00:46:45 |
- Now we got two in there. |
| 00:46:48 |
- We're going down a bad path. |
| 00:46:50 |
I'll cut right here. |
| 00:46:52 |
Just take out a plug of meat. |
| 00:46:55 |
We gotta wiggle it a little bit. That's it. |
| 00:46:58 |
- Yeah, I feel that. |
| 00:47:00 |
I love you guys! |
| 00:47:02 |
Hey, I'm sorry, guys. I mean, |
| 00:47:06 |
- Thanks, buddy. |
| 00:47:09 |
Well, that's the thing. The doctor |
| 00:47:12 |
...and he thinks you should |
| 00:47:15 |
Yeah, so, I was thinking, like, |
| 00:47:19 |
- ...maybe you could let me win a few. |
| 00:47:22 |
Yeah, that ain't gonna happen. |
| 00:47:24 |
Yeah. I'm Ricky Bobby. |
| 00:47:27 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:47:30 |
- Don't know what I was thinking. |
| 00:47:32 |
...Dennit Jr. must be freaking out. |
| 00:47:35 |
Without me on the track? |
| 00:47:37 |
I mean, I just laugh... |
| 00:47:39 |
...thinking about him whining |
| 00:47:42 |
"Damn, I wish Ricky was here." |
| 00:47:44 |
You know what I mean? |
| 00:47:49 |
What? |
| 00:47:52 |
Frenchy can drive. |
| 00:47:58 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:48:27 |
Very good. |
| 00:48:29 |
C'est la vie and que sera, sera. |
| 00:48:31 |
It looks like the NASCAR |
| 00:48:35 |
Well, in other news, Ricky Bobby... |
| 00:48:36 |
...is going to be running some test laps |
| 00:48:40 |
...in an attempt to come back |
| 00:48:44 |
It's one of the hardest things |
| 00:48:46 |
To try to bounce back after |
| 00:48:49 |
Ricky Bobby was traumatized |
| 00:48:51 |
All right, baby. |
| 00:48:53 |
But today he gets to strap back into |
| 00:48:56 |
...to try to show he can still |
| 00:48:59 |
- He's gonna be great. Yep. |
| 00:49:02 |
Would you stop staring at me like that, |
| 00:49:05 |
...you are the weirdest little girl |
| 00:49:08 |
Okay, I'm really gonna open it up! |
| 00:49:14 |
I missed you, Mama Speed. |
| 00:49:17 |
Wait, how fast is he going? |
| 00:49:19 |
Twenty-six miles an hour. |
| 00:49:23 |
What were those things? |
| 00:49:32 |
Oh, God. So fast. |
| 00:49:34 |
Go, baby! There you are. |
| 00:49:36 |
Am I on fire? I'm on fire. |
| 00:49:38 |
- No, no, you're not on fire. |
| 00:49:40 |
- It's okay, baby. |
| 00:49:44 |
- Oh, God, I'm gonna get sick. |
| 00:49:46 |
- Oh, he's in his underwear again. |
| 00:49:50 |
He's in his underwear again. |
| 00:49:53 |
Oh, Lord. |
| 00:49:54 |
You know who's gonna be |
| 00:49:58 |
- Not Ricky? |
| 00:50:01 |
Mr. Cal Naughton Jr. |
| 00:50:04 |
- Come back at him. It's the only way. |
| 00:50:07 |
- Number one. |
| 00:50:09 |
- Oh, yes, ma'am. |
| 00:50:12 |
It's embarrassing. |
| 00:50:14 |
The ninjas are trying to get me. |
| 00:50:18 |
- Oh, my God. |
| 00:50:20 |
What happened? He's done. |
| 00:50:22 |
That's what's happened. |
| 00:50:25 |
What's gonna happen to me? |
| 00:50:27 |
I feel like I was riding inside |
| 00:50:30 |
Yeah, you were going fast. |
| 00:50:32 |
- Look at that. |
| 00:50:35 |
This is ugly. |
| 00:50:37 |
- I gotta go check on cuckoo bird. |
| 00:50:41 |
Why don't you get over there |
| 00:50:44 |
- Could you do that for me? |
| 00:50:46 |
There you go. |
| 00:50:49 |
What began as a day |
| 00:50:51 |
...for Ricky Bobby and his race team |
| 00:50:54 |
There we go, boy. |
| 00:50:56 |
- I lost all muscle control. |
| 00:50:58 |
- He just lost his muscle control is all. |
| 00:51:02 |
He's fine. |
| 00:51:14 |
- Thanks for the lift, Hershell. |
| 00:51:23 |
Jenga! |
| 00:51:26 |
I love you, Cal. |
| 00:51:29 |
- Good one, kiddo. |
| 00:51:31 |
Hey, Ricky, nice of you |
| 00:51:34 |
What do you mean, a visit? |
| 00:51:37 |
Baby... |
| 00:51:38 |
...shoot. I'm so sorry. |
| 00:51:41 |
I really-- |
| 00:51:43 |
Hey, what happened |
| 00:51:46 |
You just crudely pasted |
| 00:51:49 |
We're getting married, Ricky. |
| 00:51:51 |
And we're getting matching |
| 00:51:53 |
Isn't that cute? |
| 00:51:55 |
Is this some kind of joke? |
| 00:51:58 |
I was gone three hours. |
| 00:52:03 |
Ricky, you and I... |
| 00:52:04 |
...we both know that this marriage |
| 00:52:08 |
No! I honestly did not know that! |
| 00:52:11 |
Ricky, you can't race no more. |
| 00:52:17 |
I'm not going back to being poor |
| 00:52:21 |
You know, my old boyfriend Greg? |
| 00:52:23 |
He still works there |
| 00:52:25 |
Baby, stop. |
| 00:52:28 |
Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Just a second. |
| 00:52:33 |
Are you asking me for a divorce? |
| 00:52:35 |
- Yay! Two Christmases! |
| 00:52:37 |
Cal? |
| 00:52:39 |
How could you do this to me, man? |
| 00:52:41 |
Ricky, your marriage was |
| 00:52:45 |
It was a cruel charade. |
| 00:52:47 |
She just gave me the 411 |
| 00:52:49 |
And you know what else? |
| 00:52:53 |
I thought we had a good thing going. |
| 00:52:55 |
You're doing great. |
| 00:52:58 |
And Mr. Dennit told me |
| 00:53:02 |
- Oh, really? |
| 00:53:04 |
And we just came up |
| 00:53:06 |
- It's so good. It's so good. |
| 00:53:09 |
The Magic Man. |
| 00:53:13 |
...now you don't. |
| 00:53:15 |
That is the stupidest nickname |
| 00:53:17 |
Is it, Ricky? |
| 00:53:19 |
Because I think |
| 00:53:23 |
All right. You got me. |
| 00:53:26 |
I've always had a lot of great ideas. |
| 00:53:28 |
I also think I might design a car |
| 00:53:32 |
It might poop out little real rabbits out |
| 00:53:36 |
You have live rabbits |
| 00:53:39 |
If I win, I might do a special thing |
| 00:53:42 |
...where he hides in my car |
| 00:53:44 |
...and he just flings magic stuff |
| 00:53:47 |
Did you run any of this |
| 00:53:49 |
Watch the mail for that invitation to |
| 00:53:52 |
- What?! |
| 00:53:54 |
...that some bad stuff happened |
| 00:53:57 |
The wedding's not for |
| 00:53:59 |
Why would I come |
| 00:54:01 |
--you're gonna get over it |
| 00:54:03 |
I'm not gonna be your best man! |
| 00:54:05 |
Baby, he's not gonna come |
| 00:54:07 |
Cal, do you realize the implications |
| 00:54:11 |
What's "implication" mean? |
| 00:54:13 |
We are no longer friends. |
| 00:54:14 |
- Why? |
| 00:54:18 |
You're wrecking my life! |
| 00:54:19 |
You just lost your wife. |
| 00:54:22 |
Don't throw out your best friend |
| 00:54:26 |
- That's absolutely ridiculous, man. |
| 00:54:29 |
...remember, the field mouse is fast, |
| 00:54:38 |
That's kind of creepy, ain't it? |
| 00:54:43 |
- Hey, Ricky, I'll call you tomorrow. |
| 00:54:46 |
- Bye, kids. I'll see you next weekend. |
| 00:54:53 |
Ricky! Boys! Is everything all right? |
| 00:54:57 |
Mama, we got nowhere to go. |
| 00:55:01 |
Well, you're home now, |
| 00:55:03 |
Get in here, boys. Come on. |
| 00:55:05 |
Come on. Get in this house. |
| 00:55:14 |
Hey, Ricky. Are you on fire? |
| 00:55:17 |
- Nice denim shorts, dude. |
| 00:55:33 |
Hump me! |
| 00:55:39 |
Now, you watch yourself. |
| 00:55:41 |
Yes, sir. I'm sorry. |
| 00:55:51 |
Hey, sorry, man. |
| 00:56:01 |
Hey. |
| 00:56:03 |
I lost my license. |
| 00:56:05 |
That's why I'm on the bus. |
| 00:56:07 |
Motherfucker, |
| 00:56:10 |
Shut the fuck up! |
| 00:56:14 |
I was just telling you that because-- |
| 00:56:16 |
Like I said, I lost my license. I've |
| 00:56:19 |
Problems? I don't wanna hear about |
| 00:56:22 |
Everybody got problems. |
| 00:56:24 |
My mama got problems. |
| 00:56:26 |
My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle. |
| 00:56:30 |
That's a problem. |
| 00:56:32 |
I really regret opening my mouth |
| 00:56:37 |
- Sorry. Sorry. |
| 00:56:40 |
Hey, come on, man. |
| 00:56:43 |
- Hey, shut up! |
| 00:56:49 |
It's open. |
| 00:56:53 |
Hugalo's Pizza. We are pizza. |
| 00:56:57 |
- You are pizza? |
| 00:57:02 |
Either close the door or come in. |
| 00:57:11 |
You got three pizzas that haven't |
| 00:57:15 |
I know. I've been calling them |
| 00:57:18 |
...but they keep sending me |
| 00:57:20 |
Trying to get me? Why? |
| 00:57:22 |
Because I'm your daddy, that's why. |
| 00:57:25 |
- What did you just say? |
| 00:57:29 |
I'm Reese Bobby. |
| 00:57:30 |
Me and your mama did it in a Rustler |
| 00:57:35 |
And then you showed up. |
| 00:57:44 |
Hey, son. |
| 00:57:46 |
- Son! Son, did this go good? |
| 00:57:50 |
- Seems to me like it went pretty good. |
| 00:57:53 |
- It got a little heated, but... |
| 00:57:55 |
Hey, is that a Huffy? |
| 00:57:59 |
I can't believe it! |
| 00:58:01 |
I mean, he's been |
| 00:58:04 |
...and now he wants |
| 00:58:07 |
How the hell did he even find me? |
| 00:58:09 |
I called him. |
| 00:58:10 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:58:13 |
Son, you need help. |
| 00:58:15 |
- I know he's a son of a bitch. |
| 00:58:18 |
But you're a grown man. |
| 00:58:22 |
How'd you even get hooked up |
| 00:58:25 |
You probably couldn't tell |
| 00:58:28 |
...but your daddy used to be |
| 00:58:31 |
And that night in the ladies' room of |
| 00:58:36 |
- In a ladies' room? |
| 00:58:37 |
- In a ladies' room? |
| 00:58:41 |
One of you turds is about |
| 00:58:44 |
Hey, stop yelling at me, okay? |
| 00:58:47 |
Don't talk like that. |
| 00:58:51 |
Hey. Hey there, Lucy. |
| 00:58:53 |
How you doing? |
| 00:58:56 |
Oh, hey there, Ricky. Look, son... |
| 00:58:59 |
...I know you don't |
| 00:59:02 |
...but I saw what happened to you |
| 00:59:06 |
- I can help you with that, son. |
| 00:59:08 |
What do you care about me or us? |
| 00:59:12 |
- What are you looking at, Popeye? |
| 00:59:15 |
I'll put you in a microwave. |
| 00:59:17 |
Now, you show me the DNA test... |
| 00:59:19 |
...and then maybe I'll say hello |
| 00:59:22 |
You people shut the hell up! I got |
| 00:59:27 |
You better shut up or I'll come |
| 00:59:30 |
Yeah, shut up, Frank! |
| 00:59:31 |
Go shave your balls, |
| 00:59:34 |
Okay, I guess they are my grandkids. |
| 00:59:39 |
I know you, son. I know you well. |
| 00:59:42 |
You're just like me. Talladega's |
| 00:59:45 |
- ...and I know you wanna win that thing. |
| 00:59:49 |
Listen, Ricky. |
| 00:59:51 |
I'm 55 years old |
| 00:59:55 |
...and a duffle bag full of underwear, |
| 00:59:59 |
How much you selling that weed for, |
| 01:00:01 |
I know I screwed up |
| 01:00:04 |
...but just let me help you as a man. |
| 01:00:07 |
- Do it, Dad. Get your balls back. |
| 01:00:12 |
Fine. I'll do it. |
| 01:00:15 |
- But I ain't calling you Daddy. |
| 01:00:18 |
All right, Professor Dickweed. |
| 01:00:21 |
Well, basically, what happened to you |
| 01:00:25 |
So before you can even think |
| 01:00:28 |
...you gotta make friends with that fear. |
| 01:00:39 |
What the hell?! |
| 01:00:42 |
I know there's a cougar, |
| 01:00:44 |
You gotta learn to drive |
| 01:00:47 |
Ain't nothing more damn frightening |
| 01:00:51 |
- God, where'd you get that thing? |
| 01:00:53 |
Been keeping it in my bathroom |
| 01:00:56 |
- Now get back in that car, you hear me? |
| 01:01:00 |
Hey, listen to me. If you're calm, |
| 01:01:05 |
But if you're scared... |
| 01:01:06 |
...that beautiful death machine |
| 01:01:10 |
...namely, eat you |
| 01:01:13 |
God, he's just following me |
| 01:01:15 |
Well, he's just looking at you. |
| 01:01:17 |
You're saying if I just calm down, |
| 01:01:20 |
- You got it. |
| 01:01:23 |
Come on, son. |
| 01:01:25 |
Oh, come on. |
| 01:01:28 |
That's it. |
| 01:01:30 |
- And no sudden moves. |
| 01:01:34 |
- That's a little quick. |
| 01:01:36 |
You gotta be a little more deliberate |
| 01:01:39 |
I'm just gonna get in there. |
| 01:01:41 |
I'm gonna get in and drive that car. |
| 01:01:44 |
- Calm. Piece of cake. |
| 01:01:50 |
- Oh, man! |
| 01:01:52 |
Okay, here we go. I'm getting in. |
| 01:01:55 |
Oh, God, help me! |
| 01:01:58 |
- Ricky! Control your heart rate. |
| 01:02:02 |
Hey, Mama. |
| 01:02:06 |
Well, hey there, Ricky. How'd it go? |
| 01:02:08 |
Well, I was mauled by a cougar... |
| 01:02:11 |
...learned nothing about driving, |
| 01:02:14 |
But other than that, it went fine. |
| 01:02:16 |
Where are the boys at? |
| 01:02:18 |
I dropped them off at Sunday school |
| 01:02:22 |
Anarchy! |
| 01:02:23 |
- Anarchy! Anarchy! |
| 01:02:26 |
- There they are. |
| 01:02:30 |
- Anarchy! |
| 01:02:33 |
...but I love it! |
| 01:02:37 |
- What in the hell? |
| 01:02:40 |
That puts the lid right on the jar! |
| 01:02:43 |
- Mama! Mama! |
| 01:02:45 |
I will not have my grandbabies |
| 01:02:48 |
All right, now, you boys listen up, |
| 01:02:51 |
Now, I am declaring Granny Law. |
| 01:02:55 |
And if you do not obey Granny Law... |
| 01:02:59 |
...I will paint your back porch red. |
| 01:03:02 |
Sorry, Granny, |
| 01:03:04 |
We make the rules, not you. |
| 01:03:08 |
Hey! |
| 01:03:11 |
You're gonna break us |
| 01:03:14 |
It's the beginning of a new age. |
| 01:03:19 |
Hey, Derek, it's Ricky. |
| 01:03:21 |
Just wondering |
| 01:03:24 |
...and take over my shift |
| 01:03:27 |
...because I got strep throat. |
| 01:03:29 |
And it's bad. I don't wanna |
| 01:03:32 |
So call me back. |
| 01:03:35 |
Hello. |
| 01:03:37 |
Hey, man. How's it going? |
| 01:03:40 |
Did you just say "party"? |
| 01:03:41 |
You know what? No. |
| 01:03:44 |
- What are you so mad about? |
| 01:03:47 |
Come on, man, that was last week. |
| 01:03:50 |
What about the time you ran over |
| 01:03:53 |
- I let that go that day. |
| 01:03:57 |
Wind is kicking up. |
| 01:03:59 |
Are you in the hot tub? |
| 01:04:01 |
Answer me this: |
| 01:04:05 |
...how come the water level |
| 01:04:08 |
Are you pressing the buttons |
| 01:04:11 |
- I just started pressing stuff. |
| 01:04:16 |
I'm getting bored. You wanna |
| 01:04:19 |
I would love to. No! |
| 01:04:21 |
Come on. You know what? |
| 01:04:24 |
Ricky, man, you gotta |
| 01:04:26 |
Come back to the friendship shore. |
| 01:04:29 |
- "Cross over the anger bridge"? |
| 01:04:32 |
You're stuck on an anger bridge. |
| 01:04:34 |
Can you not see why |
| 01:04:37 |
Look, I don't know why I'm talking |
| 01:04:41 |
They got bottomless nachos |
| 01:04:45 |
God, a whole mess of nachos |
| 01:04:47 |
I don't have a car no more. |
| 01:04:50 |
I'll get you. Which one of your cars do |
| 01:04:54 |
- I miss the Hummer. |
| 01:04:56 |
- Are you ready? |
| 01:04:58 |
Okay. Our friendship is done. |
| 01:05:01 |
- You hear? |
| 01:05:03 |
- Come on. |
| 01:05:05 |
Okay, that's it. Bye. |
| 01:05:08 |
Oh, man, this is absolutely crazy. |
| 01:05:12 |
Don't you get it? You don't drive with |
| 00:00:02 |
You gotta feel the road. |
| 00:00:06 |
- Are you feeling anything now? |
| 00:00:09 |
What do you feel? |
| 00:00:11 |
I'm feeling the worn wood |
| 00:00:14 |
- Yeah. What else? |
| 00:00:16 |
That's you and the car |
| 00:00:19 |
Yeah, now I'm really feeling it. |
| 00:00:22 |
I bet it could. Start her up. |
| 00:00:24 |
I'm gonna start this car up. |
| 00:00:27 |
Attaboy. All right, son. |
| 00:00:29 |
Drive. |
| 00:00:48 |
I'm embarrassed. |
| 00:00:51 |
You know what? We better hightail it |
| 00:00:54 |
All right. |
| 00:00:56 |
No, no, Ricky. No blindfold. |
| 00:01:01 |
Get this highway clean, come on. |
| 00:01:03 |
I gotta tell you, Granny, this blows. |
| 00:01:06 |
- How much more of this? |
| 00:01:09 |
How many more times are you gonna |
| 00:01:22 |
- Hello? |
| 00:01:25 |
- No. |
| 00:01:27 |
I think your house is haunted. |
| 00:01:29 |
Hey, come on. |
| 00:01:31 |
I can't sleep in here, man. |
| 00:01:35 |
Look, there's nothing to be scared of. |
| 00:01:38 |
...there's a lot of creaks and moans |
| 00:01:40 |
- Put on-- You got your TV on? |
| 00:01:45 |
- Turn on channel 42. |
| 00:01:48 |
- Look at them buns. |
| 00:01:52 |
And down, and down, and-- |
| 00:01:54 |
What's she doing exercising |
| 00:01:57 |
Oh, yeah, that's a really good point. |
| 00:01:59 |
I don't know why I'm talking to you. |
| 00:02:02 |
Hey, man, you know what |
| 00:02:05 |
- You're lucky. |
| 00:02:08 |
- How so? |
| 00:02:10 |
I'm sitting here in this enormous |
| 00:02:15 |
You're hanging out at your mom's. |
| 00:02:17 |
- That's, like, the opposite of awesome. |
| 00:02:21 |
...with someone else's junk in it. |
| 00:02:23 |
Okay, yeah, well, that someone else's |
| 00:02:28 |
I'm just having a hard time, man. |
| 00:02:31 |
Do you--? Do you know |
| 00:02:35 |
- Hey, one more thing. |
| 00:02:36 |
When you have the stereo on |
| 00:02:41 |
...how do you control the volume |
| 00:02:43 |
Why do you want to listen to the TV |
| 00:02:46 |
Because I like to party. |
| 00:02:48 |
Why am I still talking to you? |
| 00:02:50 |
Come on. |
| 00:02:52 |
I'm taking care of your house good. |
| 00:02:54 |
I keep snapping back into it. |
| 00:02:58 |
- All right. I'll talk to you tomorrow. |
| 00:03:05 |
Shit. |
| 00:03:07 |
Get out. |
| 00:03:17 |
Where did stock-car racing |
| 00:03:19 |
What? |
| 00:03:21 |
- Hey, stop doing that. |
| 00:03:25 |
Bootleggers in Prohibition had to have |
| 00:03:29 |
- ...then they started racing each other. |
| 00:03:31 |
If I was right, why'd you throw |
| 00:03:35 |
I filled up three. Now, there's nothing |
| 00:03:39 |
Nothing hones your mind |
| 00:03:43 |
So I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath |
| 00:03:46 |
Now, the way I figure it, |
| 00:03:49 |
...before they show up |
| 00:03:53 |
So, what's it gonna be? |
| 00:03:57 |
- What the hell are you talking about? |
| 00:04:00 |
Cops are coming. |
| 00:04:02 |
There's a kilo of Colombian bam-bam |
| 00:04:07 |
- You got hair on your peaches or what? |
| 00:04:12 |
You crazy creep! |
| 00:04:22 |
Come on, son. |
| 00:04:24 |
Speed or jail? |
| 00:04:35 |
Grandpa, would you like |
| 00:04:38 |
...and tell us life lessons and stories |
| 00:04:41 |
I got a better idea. |
| 00:04:43 |
Why don't you boys go dig a hole |
| 00:04:46 |
Someone didn't love you enough |
| 00:04:50 |
Good call. |
| 00:04:53 |
Tragic. |
| 00:05:01 |
Son of a bitch, son of a bitch, |
| 00:05:05 |
Oh, man. Oh, man! |
| 00:05:10 |
One-sixteen. One-sixteen! |
| 00:05:12 |
I'm going fast again! |
| 00:05:34 |
Pull over! Pull over! |
| 00:05:36 |
Pull over? |
| 00:06:15 |
Where are you? |
| 00:06:21 |
Gotcha. |
| 00:06:33 |
"Feels good going fast, doesn't it? |
| 00:06:35 |
By the way, don't try and snort |
| 00:06:42 |
Okay. |
| 00:06:45 |
Okay. |
| 00:06:59 |
There you go, little man. |
| 00:07:11 |
Hey, Ricky! |
| 00:07:13 |
How you doing? |
| 00:07:18 |
- Oh, Nana, not my prison shank. |
| 00:07:31 |
There's your |
| 00:07:34 |
Mr. Bobby, you are magnificent. |
| 00:07:39 |
Down, Karen! Get down! |
| 00:07:43 |
It's all right. It's gonna be okay. |
| 00:07:53 |
Well, son, you are looking good |
| 00:07:57 |
Thanks, Daddy. I gotta tell you, |
| 00:08:01 |
Let's go out tonight, you know, |
| 00:08:04 |
I'm talking about sitting down, |
| 00:08:08 |
...at a place that's real special. |
| 00:08:10 |
- Hi. Those plates are hot. Enjoy. |
| 00:08:14 |
- Be back to check on you in a minute. |
| 00:08:16 |
Oh, gooder than grits. |
| 00:08:19 |
Let us pray. |
| 00:08:22 |
Dear Lord baby Jesus... |
| 00:08:24 |
...lying there |
| 00:08:27 |
...just looking at your Baby Einstein |
| 00:08:31 |
...learning about shapes |
| 00:08:33 |
We just have so much |
| 00:08:36 |
First off, my sons no longer act... |
| 00:08:38 |
- ...like retarded gangbangers. |
| 00:08:40 |
Also, I got my balls back |
| 00:08:43 |
And most importantly, |
| 00:08:45 |
...for bringing back our nasty, |
| 00:08:50 |
For he was lost, |
| 00:08:53 |
- Amen. |
| 00:08:55 |
Son, that was lovely. |
| 00:08:57 |
- What a lovely meal. |
| 00:08:59 |
It certainly does look delicious. |
| 00:09:01 |
I gotta tell you, this is about |
| 00:09:05 |
It is, isn't it? |
| 00:09:07 |
You know what we should do? |
| 00:09:10 |
Every week, we should come back |
| 00:09:13 |
...and sit at this table, |
| 00:09:16 |
- That's a great idea, Mama. |
| 00:09:19 |
- That would be great. |
| 00:09:22 |
...if you would accompany me to |
| 00:09:26 |
- Tuesday night? |
| 00:09:28 |
- I think you'd have a good time. |
| 00:09:31 |
- Dolly, it's so good. |
| 00:09:34 |
You know, I just-- |
| 00:09:41 |
...but I asked for no onions |
| 00:09:45 |
I am so sorry. |
| 00:09:47 |
Okay, okay, |
| 00:09:49 |
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. |
| 00:09:52 |
...and I also think that you meant |
| 00:09:57 |
- Okay, Reese. |
| 00:09:59 |
...can't we resolve |
| 00:10:03 |
- I'm a veteran and a diabetic! |
| 00:10:07 |
- Dad! Why are you doing this? |
| 00:10:11 |
I found a whole rat |
| 00:10:13 |
Dad, where are you going? |
| 00:10:14 |
Come on, frat boy, you wanna go? |
| 00:10:17 |
- What's going on, man? |
| 00:10:20 |
- Things were going good, weren't they? |
| 00:10:24 |
I don't know what organ or bone |
| 00:10:26 |
...that makes them act right, |
| 00:10:29 |
All those races I won, |
| 00:10:34 |
I did just like you told me: |
| 00:10:39 |
What the hell are you talking about? |
| 00:10:41 |
What you told me |
| 00:10:45 |
You came in and you said, |
| 00:10:51 |
Oh, hell, Ricky, |
| 00:10:54 |
That doesn't make any sense at all. |
| 00:10:56 |
"You're first or last." You can |
| 00:11:00 |
Hell, you can even be fifth. |
| 00:11:02 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:11:07 |
Well, now what the hell |
| 00:11:11 |
Well, that's the million-dollar question, |
| 00:11:18 |
Good luck to you, son. |
| 00:11:21 |
Hey, Dad! |
| 00:11:24 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:11:26 |
Does it matter? |
| 00:11:59 |
Here we go. |
| 00:12:00 |
Here we go. |
| 00:12:03 |
Hey, don't bump me. |
| 00:12:05 |
Oh, man, I'm flying. |
| 00:12:12 |
Game over. Come on, reset. |
| 00:12:15 |
Boy, you are a terrible driver, no? |
| 00:12:18 |
How'd you get on a video game |
| 00:12:20 |
Is your name, by chance, |
| 00:12:24 |
Hey, screw you, man! |
| 00:12:30 |
- I hate you! |
| 00:12:33 |
I am on fire. I am on fire. |
| 00:12:36 |
Susan? |
| 00:12:38 |
And so then I got a marketing |
| 00:12:41 |
- Really? |
| 00:12:44 |
Well, gosh, you look fantastic. |
| 00:12:48 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:12:52 |
I mean, I'm just-- I'm happy for you. |
| 00:12:57 |
Thank you. |
| 00:12:59 |
But what about you? |
| 00:13:01 |
How have you been? |
| 00:13:04 |
Well, they want me to race at Talladega |
| 00:13:07 |
Because I'm done. |
| 00:13:10 |
- Why would you do that? |
| 00:13:13 |
I've sent in my application to |
| 00:13:16 |
...so I'm hoping to hear back. |
| 00:13:18 |
I'm putting a lot of my eggs into |
| 00:13:21 |
I'm also thinking about getting a gun |
| 00:13:25 |
Being a crack dealer, but not like |
| 00:13:29 |
You know, like a nice one. |
| 00:13:31 |
Just kind of friendly, like, "Hey... |
| 00:13:33 |
...what's up, guys? |
| 00:13:36 |
I'm just waiting on those two things |
| 00:13:39 |
You know what, Ricky? |
| 00:13:40 |
I have kept my mouth shut |
| 00:13:45 |
And I just don't think that I can |
| 00:13:47 |
I just have to tell you that I think |
| 00:13:50 |
- Really? |
| 00:13:52 |
Why is it that you always fall |
| 00:13:56 |
Have you noticed that? |
| 00:13:58 |
Like Carley and your dad |
| 00:14:03 |
And you always have |
| 00:14:08 |
Well, you gotta listen |
| 00:14:11 |
You gotta win to get love. |
| 00:14:16 |
I mean, that's just life. |
| 00:14:21 |
Look at Don Shula, |
| 00:14:24 |
Look at that Asian guy |
| 00:14:28 |
...for eating all those hot dogs |
| 00:14:30 |
Look at Rue McClanahan |
| 00:14:34 |
All three people, |
| 00:14:38 |
Do you wanna know why I think |
| 00:14:41 |
Sure. Why? |
| 00:14:43 |
Okay. It's because |
| 00:14:48 |
It is who you were born to be. |
| 00:14:51 |
And here you sit, thinking. |
| 00:14:54 |
Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. |
| 00:14:59 |
He is a doer. |
| 00:15:02 |
You don't need to think, |
| 00:15:04 |
You need speed. You need to go out |
| 00:15:08 |
You need to fire it up. |
| 00:15:09 |
You need to grab hold of the line |
| 00:15:12 |
...and you need to wrestle it |
| 00:15:15 |
And then, when that fear rises up |
| 00:15:18 |
...and you know that fear is powerful |
| 00:15:21 |
...for billions of years! And it is good, |
| 00:15:25 |
You ride it like a skeleton horse |
| 00:15:28 |
...and then you win! You win! |
| 00:15:30 |
You don't win for anybody else, |
| 00:15:33 |
Because a man takes what he wants, |
| 00:15:35 |
And you're a man, aren't you? |
| 00:15:39 |
Susan, I've never heard you |
| 00:15:44 |
Are we about to get it on? |
| 00:15:47 |
Because I'm as hard as a diamond |
| 00:15:53 |
- This is awesome. |
| 00:15:55 |
- Are you climbing on the table now? |
| 00:16:04 |
I can't believe this. |
| 00:16:06 |
This is like that Whitesnake video |
| 00:16:12 |
Yeah. Just like that. |
| 00:16:15 |
Tawny Kitaen. She's really good. |
| 00:16:18 |
- She's great. |
| 00:16:21 |
Everyone, turn away. |
| 00:16:23 |
Things are gonna get crazy. |
| 00:17:02 |
- Looks good, damn good. |
| 00:17:04 |
Yeah, Ricky, it's good to be back. |
| 00:17:07 |
- Talladega. |
| 00:17:09 |
I missed you dudes. |
| 00:17:11 |
Even you too, Glenn. |
| 00:17:14 |
I didn't have a whole lot of money left, |
| 00:17:20 |
We got some lower-end sponsors, |
| 00:17:23 |
...but at least we got |
| 00:17:25 |
Let's see what we got, guys. |
| 00:17:28 |
What are we looking at? |
| 00:17:31 |
Come on, what kind of dude |
| 00:17:33 |
Yeah, that's messed up. |
| 00:17:36 |
Perverts, you know? |
| 00:17:39 |
It's not the best car, but it'll move. |
| 00:17:41 |
Hold on, now, baby. Let's just see |
| 00:17:47 |
- There she is. |
| 00:17:50 |
- Damn. |
| 00:17:52 |
All right, I tell you what we gotta do. |
| 00:17:56 |
...we have to build this |
| 00:17:58 |
I want you to hit up every independent |
| 00:18:02 |
Yeah, Lucius, that's crazy. |
| 00:18:04 |
Well, crazy is all we got |
| 00:18:08 |
Now, where you going? |
| 00:18:09 |
I wanna tell Gerard Depardieu |
| 00:18:12 |
There you go, baby. Give him hell. |
| 00:18:15 |
Get this engine built. Get it built. |
| 00:18:24 |
I have not finished. |
| 00:18:34 |
Monsieur Girard, |
| 00:18:38 |
This is the one I was talking about, |
| 00:18:43 |
Thank you, Bacco. Go. |
| 00:18:46 |
You're a tough man to find. |
| 00:18:49 |
I prefer solitude |
| 00:18:52 |
I am being so incredibly rude, |
| 00:18:55 |
Let me introduce you |
| 00:18:58 |
This is my dear old friend |
| 00:19:01 |
Delightful to meet you, Mr. Robert. |
| 00:19:05 |
And next to him is hip-hop artist, |
| 00:19:12 |
I like your driving style. |
| 00:19:15 |
...number 20 car, myself. |
| 00:19:16 |
How he gets into |
| 00:19:19 |
Gets it in the paint. Get her done! |
| 00:19:20 |
And across from Monsieur Def... |
| 00:19:24 |
...is Breeze. |
| 00:19:26 |
Hey. You're Breeze or you're Breeze? |
| 00:19:29 |
Together we are Breeze. |
| 00:19:32 |
They are like twins, |
| 00:19:36 |
- Right. |
| 00:19:37 |
...beautiful mistake. |
| 00:19:40 |
They do everything together. |
| 00:19:44 |
They read the same books. |
| 00:19:46 |
They do Pilates together. |
| 00:19:51 |
They walk, talk, sleep... |
| 00:19:54 |
...even go make toilet. |
| 00:19:56 |
Okay, you're starting |
| 00:19:58 |
A single plop. |
| 00:20:00 |
One single plop. |
| 00:20:03 |
I don't need to hear about |
| 00:20:05 |
You want more examples? |
| 00:20:07 |
- No, you listed like 8000. |
| 00:20:10 |
- It's none of my business. |
| 00:20:12 |
...I don't know, between five and 10. |
| 00:20:14 |
Look, I need to talk to you. |
| 00:20:17 |
Walk with me, Ricky Bobby. |
| 00:20:18 |
- You have a good lunch. |
| 00:20:21 |
- Goodbye, Ricky. |
| 00:20:24 |
Holding hands with a man |
| 00:20:27 |
It is a sign of friendship |
| 00:20:30 |
Well, not in ours. |
| 00:20:32 |
There's nothing sexual about it. |
| 00:20:35 |
Please don't be worried at the fact |
| 00:20:37 |
- It has nothing to do with you. |
| 00:20:40 |
Look. Here's the deal. |
| 00:20:45 |
All right? |
| 00:20:48 |
Do you know why I came to America, |
| 00:20:52 |
Public schools, health-care system, |
| 00:20:55 |
I mean, the same reason |
| 00:20:59 |
I came here for you to beat me. |
| 00:21:02 |
- What the hell are you talking about? |
| 00:21:06 |
...wish only for that |
| 00:21:10 |
To tame Komodo dragons |
| 00:21:14 |
...and teach them |
| 00:21:17 |
But before I can do that... |
| 00:21:19 |
- That's dumb. |
| 00:21:22 |
- It is dumb. |
| 00:21:24 |
- I don't know. |
| 00:21:26 |
...I must be beaten by a driver |
| 00:21:30 |
So you're gonna lose to me |
| 00:21:33 |
- No. |
| 00:21:35 |
No! |
| 00:21:37 |
I will battle you with the entirety |
| 00:21:40 |
And you will probably lose. |
| 00:21:42 |
But maybe, just maybe... |
| 00:21:47 |
...you might challenge me. |
| 00:21:50 |
God needs the devil. |
| 00:21:52 |
The Beatles needed |
| 00:21:55 |
Even Diane Sawyer |
| 00:22:00 |
Will you be my Katie Couric? |
| 00:22:05 |
I feel like I'm in Highlander. |
| 00:22:10 |
What's the Highlander? |
| 00:22:12 |
It's a movie. |
| 00:22:13 |
- Any good? |
| 00:22:15 |
- It won the Academy Award. |
| 00:22:18 |
For best movie ever made. |
| 00:22:19 |
I just want you to know I came here |
| 00:22:23 |
That come race time tomorrow, |
| 00:22:26 |
- May God be with you. |
| 00:22:29 |
Because although |
| 00:22:33 |
...tomorrow will be war! |
| 00:22:39 |
All right. |
| 00:22:45 |
Ladies and gentlemen, pull up a chair, |
| 00:22:49 |
...and take the phone off the hook |
| 00:22:52 |
...at the Talladega Superspeedway. |
| 00:23:04 |
Hey, guys. |
| 00:23:08 |
- Why so down? |
| 00:23:11 |
...we were up all night |
| 00:23:13 |
And then something happened. |
| 00:23:16 |
Did you say "fire"? |
| 00:23:17 |
Glenn is dead, Ricky. |
| 00:23:20 |
I mean, |
| 00:23:23 |
- ...as I held him. |
| 00:23:25 |
He was so scared, |
| 00:23:28 |
And death was coming for him, |
| 00:23:30 |
...and with a tear coming out his eyes, |
| 00:23:34 |
That's all that little bastard wanted, |
| 00:23:37 |
I wish you could've seen him. |
| 00:23:38 |
I wish you could've felt |
| 00:23:41 |
Sweet Jesus. |
| 00:23:43 |
Poor Glenn. |
| 00:23:47 |
Hey, what the hell, man. |
| 00:23:52 |
- I see you. |
| 00:23:56 |
- I said, "Wait till after the race." |
| 00:23:59 |
I'm sorry, Ricky. We were just trying to |
| 00:24:02 |
Well, that is just sick, guys. |
| 00:24:05 |
It's okay, Susie. |
| 00:24:09 |
Just trying to help out... |
| 00:24:10 |
...even though |
| 00:24:13 |
They're just trying to help, Ricky. |
| 00:24:16 |
- I appreciate it. |
| 00:24:18 |
All right, let's have a look. |
| 00:24:26 |
Hot dog. I mean, that's like looking up |
| 00:24:29 |
We were up all night working on it. |
| 00:24:33 |
Nice work, guys. |
| 00:24:34 |
And your sponsors weren't doing |
| 00:24:38 |
...well, we repainted the car. |
| 00:24:40 |
Well, take a look. Come on, guys. |
| 00:24:45 |
Well, I like the cougar, |
| 00:24:49 |
"Me" is you... |
| 00:24:51 |
...because it's just you out there. |
| 00:24:53 |
We don't have |
| 00:24:56 |
We don't have |
| 00:24:59 |
We have you... |
| 00:25:00 |
...and this car, and this cougar... |
| 00:25:03 |
...which symbolizes the fear |
| 00:25:07 |
It's all there for you. |
| 00:25:09 |
Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, |
| 00:25:14 |
...to bring together |
| 00:25:17 |
...until Lancelot betrayed him by laying |
| 00:25:22 |
Okay, Glenn. |
| 00:25:24 |
Everything cool that Susan said, |
| 00:25:28 |
Guys, let's go win ourselves |
| 00:25:31 |
- There you go. Yeah! |
| 00:25:33 |
Let's get out there and win a race. |
| 00:25:34 |
Let's get out there and win a race. |
| 00:25:49 |
From Provence, France... |
| 00:25:51 |
...driver of the number 55 |
| 00:25:55 |
...Jean Girard. |
| 00:26:05 |
From West River, North Carolina... |
| 00:26:08 |
...driver of the number 47 |
| 00:26:11 |
...Cal Naughton Jr. |
| 00:26:24 |
Hey, Carley. |
| 00:26:26 |
- Hey, Ricky. |
| 00:26:31 |
Baby. |
| 00:26:33 |
Oh, hey, Ricky. |
| 00:26:35 |
Hey, man. |
| 00:26:38 |
- You missed me at the wedding? |
| 00:26:41 |
We had a Styx cover band |
| 00:26:45 |
Check it, it was a nacho fountain |
| 00:26:48 |
- Liquid cheese? It cascaded down? |
| 00:26:51 |
- Are you serious? |
| 00:26:54 |
Swiss, Havarti. |
| 00:26:55 |
- Gouda. |
| 00:26:57 |
That's the greatest thing |
| 00:26:59 |
Bean buffet in front of it. |
| 00:27:01 |
Don't listen to him. And remember |
| 00:27:04 |
You're not very focused right now. |
| 00:27:07 |
- Hey. |
| 00:27:09 |
- I'm the Magic Man now. Okay? |
| 00:27:11 |
So get ready for some tricks up |
| 00:27:15 |
Watch your buns, pal. |
| 00:27:16 |
Baby, that is real good talk. |
| 00:27:19 |
I got something to tell you, |
| 00:27:22 |
- What? |
| 00:27:26 |
I took you for granted, Cal, and you |
| 00:27:30 |
...and I never gave you your due. |
| 00:27:35 |
I'll tell you the truth. |
| 00:27:38 |
- Tactics? |
| 00:27:41 |
...until I figure it out. All right? |
| 00:27:44 |
See you on the track. |
| 00:27:46 |
- Come on, baby. |
| 00:27:48 |
I love you too. Come on. |
| 00:27:50 |
Abracadabra, homes. |
| 00:27:56 |
Hi, Bill Weber, along with |
| 00:27:59 |
Thanks for having us. Today, |
| 00:28:03 |
...where the big concern |
| 00:28:05 |
And it's not if it happens, |
| 00:28:07 |
We have a guy in the race today |
| 00:28:11 |
Starting in the rear of the field, |
| 00:28:13 |
...and the last time we saw him, |
| 00:28:16 |
A lot of big stories and some |
| 00:28:32 |
All right, go get them. |
| 00:28:48 |
You must decide, Ricky Bobby. |
| 00:28:51 |
Is it foolish pride, |
| 00:29:02 |
- Hey, Jarvis! |
| 00:29:05 |
If you slept with |
| 00:29:09 |
- ...why would he apologize to you? |
| 00:29:12 |
That's what I'm saying. |
| 00:29:16 |
I got a pretzel in my head. |
| 00:29:23 |
- Ricky! |
| 00:29:51 |
I've got some big investors |
| 00:29:53 |
These guys are |
| 00:29:55 |
If things go right, they could have us |
| 00:29:59 |
So I want you-- |
| 00:30:01 |
- Oh, really? |
| 00:30:02 |
Should I not tell them |
| 00:30:05 |
...you're still afraid |
| 00:30:07 |
That's not a fear thing, |
| 00:30:09 |
Hey! I was wondering |
| 00:30:13 |
Baby, this is Ted Beamen |
| 00:30:15 |
- Nice to meet you. |
| 00:30:17 |
...is Dick Tangfield |
| 00:30:20 |
- Back there is... |
| 00:30:22 |
Yes, he does. |
| 00:30:24 |
- Adorable. |
| 00:30:26 |
- ...grab something to eat, over here... |
| 00:30:30 |
You're a sweetie pie. |
| 00:30:31 |
She's very affectionate. |
| 00:30:34 |
You taste good too. |
| 00:30:36 |
--so she's a little emotional. |
| 00:30:38 |
Okay, that's fine. Go ahead, find a seat. |
| 00:30:42 |
Jean Girard started from the pole |
| 00:30:46 |
As you know, Bill, |
| 00:30:51 |
Where are you, Ricky Bobby? |
| 00:30:55 |
"Come face your destroyer"? |
| 00:30:58 |
I sound like a massive prick. |
| 00:31:02 |
Come on, baby! Yeah, that's it. |
| 00:31:04 |
All right, Lucius. |
| 00:31:09 |
Here we go, boys. |
| 00:31:19 |
Ricky Bobby, in the 62 car, |
| 00:31:21 |
He's gone from 26th to 18th place. |
| 00:31:24 |
Now let's go to John Hannafin, in the |
| 00:31:28 |
Thank you, Sean. I'm here with one |
| 00:31:31 |
...of all time, Kenny Rogers. |
| 00:31:33 |
- What do you think of the race so far? |
| 00:31:37 |
John, that's not Kenny Rogers. |
| 00:31:39 |
In the song "The Gambler," |
| 00:31:42 |
"You gotta know when to walk away |
| 00:31:45 |
Should Ricky Bobby have |
| 00:31:48 |
Mr. Bobby's very competitive. |
| 00:31:54 |
Well, this is John Hannafin with Kenny |
| 00:31:58 |
Well, that, of course, |
| 00:32:00 |
Not even close. |
| 00:32:02 |
Ricky, you've got Brian Wavecrest... |
| 00:32:04 |
...the guy that replaced you |
| 00:32:07 |
Bobby working really hard to pass |
| 00:32:10 |
That's his old ride, of course. |
| 00:32:18 |
We've passed the halfway mark |
| 00:32:20 |
...now three car lengths |
| 00:32:24 |
Maybe subconsciously |
| 00:32:27 |
...as a way of getting back at him... |
| 00:32:29 |
...for making you |
| 00:32:32 |
I know one thing, Carley was definitely |
| 00:32:38 |
Lucius, I got Cal Naughton |
| 00:32:43 |
Hey, Cal, you should pay attention. |
| 00:32:46 |
Is Ricky passing me |
| 00:32:49 |
No, he's actually passing you. |
| 00:32:52 |
Go, Ricky! Go! |
| 00:32:55 |
Let's go back to our |
| 00:32:56 |
...who's in the stands |
| 00:33:00 |
Folks, I'm here with one of the great |
| 00:33:03 |
...a real legend, Larry Bird. |
| 00:33:05 |
I almost didn't recognize you with |
| 00:33:08 |
Come on, John, pay attention. |
| 00:33:10 |
I'm concerned. |
| 00:33:12 |
Didn't Ricky Bobby used to |
| 00:33:15 |
- Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:33:17 |
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Richard! |
| 00:33:21 |
Get Cal Naughton's crew chief |
| 00:33:25 |
I believe you have some tickets waiting |
| 00:33:29 |
Reese Bobby. |
| 00:33:32 |
Mister, these tickets have been waiting |
| 00:33:43 |
Who needs two? I got tickets! |
| 00:33:46 |
Tickets, right here, 60 bucks a pop. |
| 00:33:55 |
All right, Girard, I found you. |
| 00:33:59 |
Bobby's gotten around Naughton... |
| 00:34:01 |
...and now he's right behind Girard, |
| 00:34:05 |
Man, he's scary good. |
| 00:34:07 |
Ah, Ricky Bobby. |
| 00:34:10 |
Now we shall dance, |
| 00:34:20 |
Damn it. Come on, man. |
| 00:34:26 |
I was wrong about you, Ricky Bobby. |
| 00:34:28 |
You are not the one to defeat me. |
| 00:34:34 |
I can't get around him, man. |
| 00:34:40 |
You tell Cal Naughton |
| 00:34:43 |
Hey, Cal, listen. I hate to add |
| 00:34:47 |
...but I just heard from Dennit. |
| 00:34:48 |
He said to take Ricky Bobby |
| 00:34:52 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:34:53 |
Tell him if he doesn't do it, he's done. |
| 00:34:57 |
Well, you tell Mr. Dennit that |
| 00:35:02 |
- And it's Shake and Bake time. |
| 00:35:05 |
- ...you're talking out there. |
| 00:35:17 |
Come on, man, slingshot it. |
| 00:35:21 |
I can't believe it. |
| 00:35:24 |
Shake and Bake, buddy! |
| 00:35:26 |
Shake it before you bake it. |
| 00:35:29 |
Here I come. Slingshot engaged. |
| 00:35:35 |
Yeah! |
| 00:35:38 |
I love you, Cal! |
| 00:35:39 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:35:42 |
Cal Naughton from Dennit Racing just |
| 00:35:49 |
Darrell, you tell Brian Wavecrest |
| 00:35:54 |
Right now, you do it. You do it! |
| 00:35:57 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:36:06 |
And the 26 car just ran Naughton |
| 00:36:15 |
Oh, man. |
| 00:36:22 |
Damn you, Wavecrest! |
| 00:36:28 |
The entire field was in that wreck, |
| 00:36:32 |
Only Ricky Bobby and Jean Girard |
| 00:36:38 |
It's just Jean and Ricky. |
| 00:36:44 |
And now the matador shall dance |
| 00:36:51 |
Race officials have completed |
| 00:36:54 |
We're ready to get back to racing. |
| 00:36:56 |
The 200,000 fans are on their feet, |
| 00:37:09 |
Bobby and Girard are |
| 00:37:12 |
No one seems to have the edge. |
| 00:37:14 |
Go, go, go! Come on, come on, go! |
| 00:37:16 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:37:22 |
By the way, Ricky, |
| 00:37:26 |
It was shit. |
| 00:37:30 |
Hang on, baby Jesus, |
| 00:37:59 |
I've seen a lot of big crashes |
| 00:38:01 |
...but this is the longest one |
| 00:38:03 |
Let's take a quick commercial break |
| 00:38:06 |
Hungry for both steak and shrimp? |
| 00:38:16 |
Welcome back to Talladega, |
| 00:38:27 |
No, no! Jean Girard and Ricky Bobby |
| 00:38:31 |
...on the straightaway. |
| 00:38:33 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:38:36 |
It looks like neither Girard or Bobby |
| 00:38:40 |
We'd like to thank you for joining us |
| 00:38:44 |
Coming up next, |
| 00:39:06 |
Wait a minute, there's something |
| 00:39:09 |
Oh, my God, |
| 00:39:12 |
These men will not quit. |
| 00:39:13 |
Go! Go! |
| 00:39:18 |
Ricky, Ricky. He's going, |
| 00:39:58 |
He did it! |
| 00:40:06 |
Well, I'll be damned. |
| 00:40:10 |
Good for you, Ricky Bobby. |
| 00:40:18 |
Yeah! Yeah! |
| 00:40:20 |
Ricky Bobby wins! |
| 00:40:22 |
You'll never see anything like that |
| 00:40:25 |
It was completely illegal and in no way |
| 00:40:28 |
It was. That was really good. |
| 00:40:33 |
Monsieur Bobby, |
| 00:40:37 |
...you have set me free. |
| 00:40:40 |
And for that, I thank you. |
| 00:40:44 |
I will never shake your hand, ever. |
| 00:40:50 |
But I will give you this. |
| 00:41:13 |
Sir, you taste of America. |
| 00:41:19 |
Thank you. |
| 00:41:26 |
No, once was good. Once was good. |
| 00:41:34 |
Boy, that Halliburton. |
| 00:41:37 |
Yeah, yeah, we're doing well. |
| 00:41:39 |
Now there's some stock |
| 00:41:41 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:41:44 |
...your eyes on Talladega's |
| 00:41:46 |
...as we get ready |
| 00:41:49 |
...following an exciting running |
| 00:41:52 |
First, a very brief explanation. |
| 00:41:54 |
Because the drivers that finished |
| 00:41:59 |
...they have officially |
| 00:42:02 |
So now the winner, he was third, |
| 00:42:06 |
Cal Naughton Jr! |
| 00:42:11 |
Yeah, come on, guys! |
| 00:42:15 |
- Give me that thing. |
| 00:42:18 |
I've been waiting a long time for you |
| 00:42:21 |
I know it's a technicality, |
| 00:42:24 |
...you try to take this away from me, |
| 00:42:28 |
Ricky. |
| 00:42:30 |
Give me that thing. |
| 00:42:34 |
I can't believe it. I can't believe it! |
| 00:42:38 |
- Cal! |
| 00:42:41 |
I'm proud of you! |
| 00:42:43 |
Get up here, man. |
| 00:42:47 |
You come up here. |
| 00:42:51 |
- Cal Naughton! Cal Naughton. |
| 00:42:54 |
For this to happen... |
| 00:42:57 |
You won the Talladega 500, |
| 00:43:01 |
I owe you an apology. |
| 00:43:03 |
- Come on. |
| 00:43:05 |
She walked straight up to me |
| 00:43:08 |
- It's like a tractor beam of hotness. |
| 00:43:13 |
Shake and Bake? |
| 00:43:17 |
No. Never again. |
| 00:43:22 |
You're right. |
| 00:43:26 |
From now on... |
| 00:43:30 |
...it's Magic Man... |
| 00:43:32 |
...and El Diablo. |
| 00:43:34 |
What's "Diablo" mean? |
| 00:43:36 |
It's like, you know... |
| 00:43:38 |
It's like Spanish for, |
| 00:43:40 |
- That's awesome. |
| 00:43:42 |
- With the claws. |
| 00:43:45 |
Where did you think of that? |
| 00:43:47 |
You just-- Sometimes things click. |
| 00:43:49 |
- I love you, bro. |
| 00:43:53 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:43:58 |
Excuse me, guys. Nice job. |
| 00:44:01 |
Hey, Ricky. |
| 00:44:03 |
Hey, Carley. |
| 00:44:04 |
I've decided I can love you again. |
| 00:44:09 |
- Yeah, I don't think so. |
| 00:44:11 |
Are you prepared to walk away |
| 00:44:17 |
...of delight? |
| 00:44:23 |
Well... Yeah, this is tough. |
| 00:44:27 |
- Would Cal move out? |
| 00:44:29 |
Kids move back in? |
| 00:44:31 |
- Can I just have a little refresher? |
| 00:44:36 |
This is why you fell in love, |
| 00:44:38 |
Yeah, I'm in. |
| 00:44:41 |
I'll drive 100 miles an hour |
| 00:44:43 |
- Our house. Our house. |
| 00:44:45 |
No, I'm not. Come on. |
| 00:44:47 |
- Hey, baby. |
| 00:44:51 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:44:53 |
You are ready to walk away... |
| 00:44:56 |
...from FHM magazine's |
| 00:45:00 |
...for the girl who forgets |
| 00:45:04 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:45:06 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:45:09 |
- Carley, come back here. |
| 00:45:11 |
There's something I've wanted |
| 00:45:15 |
Thank you. Maybe one together? |
| 00:45:19 |
- Susie Q, are those real? |
| 00:45:22 |
Well, girl, you got some game. |
| 00:45:27 |
- We'll see you on down the road. |
| 00:45:29 |
- You seen Cal? |
| 00:45:31 |
Hey, Cal! Baby, I'm coming. |
| 00:45:35 |
- Maybe one more? |
| 00:45:38 |
- She's crazy. |
| 00:45:40 |
- You did good. |
| 00:45:41 |
He's amazing. |
| 00:45:43 |
That was one heck of a day, |
| 00:45:45 |
That's some nice driving there, |
| 00:45:48 |
- Hey, Daddy. |
| 00:45:51 |
Well, if it isn't our old |
| 00:45:56 |
Well said, grandson. |
| 00:45:59 |
Hey, Ricky, |
| 00:46:05 |
Who did you win that race for? |
| 00:46:07 |
Well, I sure as hell didn't |
| 00:46:10 |
I like hearing that. |
| 00:46:12 |
I guess if I really gotta think about it... |
| 00:46:15 |
...I just went out there and drove. |
| 00:46:18 |
And knew that no matter |
| 00:46:21 |
...my boys, my mama, |
| 00:46:28 |
Hi, I'm his lady, I'm Susan. |
| 00:46:31 |
I painted the car, I... |
| 00:46:34 |
- Is that right? |
| 00:46:36 |
Well, I wish I could've |
| 00:46:38 |
Son, I'm proud of you. |
| 00:46:42 |
Yep. Yeah, I think... |
| 00:46:48 |
...just pretty much perfect right now. |
| 00:46:52 |
It's making me a little itchy. |
| 00:46:56 |
Well, what do you say |
| 00:46:59 |
- That sound like a good idea? |
| 00:47:02 |
- You can cuss at Applebee's. |
| 00:47:05 |
How does one get thrown out |
| 00:47:07 |
- You're about to find out. |
| 00:47:09 |
Watch, the doors actually open. |
| 00:47:43 |
- Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby. |
| 00:47:45 |
We just want to take a moment to talk |
| 00:47:49 |
It's affecting more and more cats |
| 00:47:51 |
And it scares the living shit out of us. |
| 00:47:55 |
Ninety-eight percent of us will die |
| 00:47:58 |
The darkness is creeping towards you, |
| 00:48:01 |
A little planning can go a long way. |
| 00:48:03 |
Listen, leaving |
| 00:48:05 |
...for your loved ones to deal with |
| 00:48:07 |
That's why you should call |
| 00:48:10 |
McCreedy's. |
| 00:48:14 |
Bodies that look so good, |
| 00:48:21 |
We like to have a lot of laughs |
| 00:48:23 |
...but today we wanna talk |
| 00:48:26 |
Packs of stray dogs that control |
| 00:48:32 |
That's packs of wild, vicious dogs |
| 00:48:36 |
Sorry. |
| 00:48:38 |
I like to picture Jesus |
| 00:48:41 |
Like a muscular trapeze artist. |
| 00:48:43 |
Like a shapeshifter or a changeling, |
| 00:48:47 |
You ever hear of |
| 00:48:49 |
I like to think of Jesus |
| 00:48:52 |
...who wears, like, a white outfit... |
| 00:48:54 |
...and he does interpretive ice dances |
| 00:48:57 |
Like a dirty old bum. |
| 00:49:00 |
He comes up to me, I'm about to sock |
| 00:49:03 |
Then I said, "Wait a minute, |
| 00:49:06 |
Something special about him." |
| 00:49:07 |
- Yeah, and it turns out it's Jesus. |
| 00:49:10 |
One, two... Oh, God. |
| 00:49:12 |
- Not again! No go. No go! |
| 00:49:16 |
We got two knives in my leg. |
| 00:49:18 |
I know, but one is a safety knife. |
| 00:49:24 |
It's coming out. |
| 00:49:25 |
I'm choking on my own spit. |
| 00:49:27 |
It hurts so bad |
| 00:49:30 |
Good night, guys. |
| 00:49:32 |
- Just relax, man. |
| 00:49:34 |
Ricky! Wake-- |
| 00:49:38 |
Sometimes, when it's late at night, |
| 00:49:44 |
You know, I put on the skirt |
| 00:49:49 |
I love it. |
| 00:50:00 |
Sorry. Sorry. |
| 00:50:03 |
I would be honored if you would |
| 00:50:07 |
And I would be honored |
| 00:50:09 |
- Oh, baby, that is a good one. |
| 00:55:29 |
"Don't touch a one of them. |
| 00:55:35 |
So, what do you think |
| 00:55:38 |
Doesn't the bear symbolize |
| 00:55:41 |
...and the new dog, the encroaching |
| 00:55:46 |
Duh. But the question is, should |
| 00:55:51 |
...at the passing of the old South? |
| 00:55:53 |
Well, how about both? |
| 00:55:54 |
Oh, I get it. Moral ambiguity. |
| 00:55:58 |
The hallmark of all early |
| 00:56:02 |
- Great analysis, Walker. |
