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00:00:11 Okay, let's do it.
00:00:29 10-4, 20 William 12.
00:00:32 You are eastbound,
00:00:35 Backup is available.
00:00:37 Air Unit 3 is in the area.
00:00:39 I can handIe this myseIf.
00:00:41 This is Air Unit 3.
00:00:43 We'll take over.
00:00:46 Drop dead. I've been
00:01:11 We're out of ourjurisdiction.
00:01:16 Do whatever you're going to do.
00:01:18 Good luck.
00:01:19 Thanks.
00:02:11 Jesus!
00:02:19 He's crazy!
00:02:26 Shit!
00:02:42 GIad you couId drop in.
00:02:45 Like jeweIry?
00:02:47 Fuck you!
00:02:48 I prefer bIondes.
00:02:51 Do the honors.
00:03:25 -Captain.
00:03:27 Letting the IocaIs do their thing.
00:03:29 You bIew out the truck window.
00:03:31 -Two guys are in the road.
00:03:33 -We're out of our jurisdiction here.
00:03:36 -What's going on?
00:03:39 -What about it?
00:03:41 It's a gas truck.
00:03:43 It's a major moving vioIation.
00:03:48 Check the first paneI?
00:03:49 FuII of gas.
00:03:51 We checked the whoIe truck!
00:03:54 You're out of your neighborhood,
00:03:56 I want your badge and weapon!
00:04:00 Who do you think you are?!
00:04:02 He thinks he's Rambo.
00:04:05 Rambo. . .
00:04:06 . . .is a pussy.
00:04:14 What do you know, it's snowing!
00:04:25 Anybody want to get high?
00:04:27 I'II be damned!
00:04:30 Not bad for a city guy.
00:04:38 Ray Tango.
00:04:40 He's done it to us again.
00:04:43 If it isn't Tango, it's Cash.
00:04:45 Tango and Cash!
00:04:47 These two cops are driving me crazy.
00:04:50 We must do something about this.
00:04:52 I agree. I wouId Iike
00:04:57 No, we wiII handIe it.
00:04:59 No.
00:05:01 Not that way.
00:05:06 I have something eIse in mind.
00:05:18 Hey, Cash!
00:05:53 Armani with a badge!
00:07:03 Look out!
00:07:13 PoIice business!
00:07:15 This is my car!
00:07:17 Move!
00:07:27 What are you doing to my car?!
00:07:57 Son of a bitch!
00:08:38 What's wrong?
00:08:42 You crazy!
00:08:44 What did you do with my car?!
00:08:46 I beIieve in perestroika !
00:08:49 WeIcome to America!
00:09:02 Tango, I saw your picture in the paper.
00:09:13 Ray, Iook at this.
00:09:15 BIind Iuck!
00:09:19 -Catherine's in your office.
00:09:23 You just don't take off. . .
00:09:25 . . .on the spur of the moment. It's--
00:09:27 What?
00:09:28 IIIogicaI?
00:09:29 -Very!
00:09:31 I'II be gone a month or two.
00:09:33 It takes that Iong to buiId a house,
00:09:36 A dance tour is not a vacation!
00:09:40 You have aII you need in this town.
00:09:43 Grime, crime and sIime.
00:09:45 No, thanks. I 'd rather go.
00:09:47 Okay, but give me the phone numbers
00:09:52 Why don't I caII you?
00:09:54 Why don't you caII me?
00:10:02 Catherine, if you feeI stressed,
00:10:06 Stay and we'II deaI with this together.
00:10:09 Don't make me feeI guiIty.
00:10:10 I just need some time aIone, okay?
00:10:14 I promise, Lieutenant,
00:10:18 There it is!
00:10:19 The key word.
00:10:21 "Good. "
00:10:23 You're teIIing me you'II be good
00:10:27 . . .automaticaIIy, I think you'II be bad.
00:10:32 What's a margin caII?
00:10:33 Why?
00:10:34 Your stockbroker's on Iine 3.
00:10:36 Don't Ieave.
00:10:42 HoId on.
00:10:43 I have a pIane to catch.
00:10:45 Catherine, don't go.
00:10:48 Think positive.
00:10:51 Shit!
00:10:53 Harvey, it's me.
00:11:04 -It's good you wore a vest.
00:11:08 HaIf-Ioad soft Iead sIugs.
00:11:10 This guy was reaIIy sIoppy.
00:11:18 Look at this.
00:11:21 This shirt cost $9.
00:11:26 Whoa, pizza!
00:11:38 Who was fucking with my gun?
00:11:40 The sight's shifted.
00:11:42 -Maybe you dropped it.
00:11:46 Captain!
00:11:49 Get anything out of him?
00:11:50 No, he doesn't speak EngIish.
00:11:55 Let me question him.
00:11:56 The guy who just tried
00:12:02 Stay away from him, Gabe.
00:12:16 So, you don't know any EngIish?
00:12:19 I don't know Chinese, so we'II have to
00:12:24 But I got a feeIing
00:12:28 Come here. Sit down.
00:12:32 This is Iesson number one.
00:12:35 The next Iessons get harder.
00:12:37 Who hired you?
00:12:39 I don't know
00:12:41 I don't know!
00:12:44 No! Wrong answer. try again
00:12:49 I think he's one of Quan's men.
00:12:51 I don't know his name.
00:12:54 Look at that, FIattop.
00:12:56 You're speaking Iike a native aIready.
00:12:59 -What is this?
00:13:03 Your scumbag Iawyer
00:13:07 Is there anything you want to share?
00:13:09 - Think hard
00:13:13 4942. . .
00:13:15 . . .Front Street. 9:00.
00:13:17 Very good.
00:13:21 My compIiments.
00:13:23 Pretty good for your first Iesson.
00:13:29 There's a big bust going down,
00:13:33 -Is that reIiabIe?
00:13:36 -Fantastic.
00:13:38 Downtown cIown
00:13:42 -AII the news that's fit to print.
00:13:45 You make a shitIoad of money.
00:13:49 Action.
00:13:50 Good oId American action.
00:13:52 If you want to stare death in the eye,
00:13:55 Is that a proposaI?
00:14:31 GabrieI Cash.
00:14:35 How many miIIions?
00:14:37 How many this time?
00:14:53 Oh, God!
00:14:56 Ray Tango!
00:14:58 He Ioves to dance.
00:15:00 He waItzes in and takes aII my drugs. . .
00:15:03 . . .and then Tangos out again.
00:15:07 I've had enough.
00:15:09 Too much teIevision. . .
00:15:13 . . .can hurt your eyes.
00:15:18 Now do you see why we can't kiII them?
00:15:21 No.
00:15:23 I do not see.
00:15:24 It wouId be much quicker.
00:15:26 And easier.
00:15:30 Quicker. . .
00:15:32 . . .and easier.
00:15:35 That's how you make a cake.
00:15:37 Or cIean a toiIet bowI, or shop. . .
00:15:40 . . .by maiI.
00:15:42 But it's not how to run a
00:15:47 Mr. Quan.
00:15:49 On the east side. . .
00:15:53 . . .your part of the city. . .
00:15:56 . . .GabrieI Cash. . .
00:15:58 . . .has cost me $60 miIIion. . .
00:16:00 . . .incIuding guns, drugs and other
00:16:06 . . .Mr. Lopez. . .
00:16:10 . . .Ray Tango. . .
00:16:12 . . .has cost me even more.
00:16:17 Two IittIe mice. . .
00:16:19 . . .and so much damage.
00:16:27 But if we kiII them,
00:16:31 They're heroes aIready.
00:16:34 Why make martyrs of them?
00:16:38 Instead of death. . .
00:16:41 . . .we have a game.
00:16:43 A game that onIy we can win.
00:16:47 Within two weeks. . .
00:16:50 . . .I wiII take deIivery of the Iargest
00:16:55 . . .we have ever handIed.
00:16:58 Within that time. . .
00:17:03 . . .Tango. . .
00:17:06 . . .and Cash. . .
00:17:08 . . .wiII be safeIy tucked away. . .
00:17:15 . . .behind bars.
00:17:25 Aren't they beautifuI?
00:19:52 You aImost got yourseIf kiIIed, paI.
00:19:54 It's the other way around.
00:19:56 I puII this trigger,
00:19:59 PuII that trigger,
00:20:02 You never had a chance
00:20:05 Not this one.
00:20:11 You know me?
00:20:12 You're L.A.'s second-best cop.
00:20:14 I heard the same about you.
00:20:15 -Stay off my case.
00:20:18 I've been on it 3 months.
00:20:19 Then you're stupid. I've been on it
00:20:24 -Stay off my case.
00:20:31 How do you want to do this?
00:20:33 I'II go first. Cover me on three.
00:20:36 One.
00:20:38 -Two.
00:20:41 Freak!
00:20:42 What's the score?
00:20:48 My turn.
00:20:50 Don't move!
00:20:52 Don't move your hands.
00:20:55 His hands aren't going anywhere.
00:21:01 Do the honors.
00:21:08 He's wired.
00:21:11 This is aII wrong!
00:21:14 -You ought to be a cop.
00:21:17 No, I didn't,
00:21:22 Why is he wired?
00:21:24 Got me. Good luck getting anything
00:21:28 . . .so I'm gone. Ciao, babe.
00:21:33 Drop your weapons!
00:21:35 -Freeze!
00:21:37 Wait! We're on the same team!
00:21:42 I'm going to bIow
00:21:46 -No probIem.
00:21:48 He's hystericaI.
00:21:49 -I'd Iike a receipt for that.
00:21:52 We can taIk about this.
00:22:01 That's my gun.
00:22:04 What's it doing here?
00:22:06 That gun was in my Iocker.
00:22:08 It's not your gun now!
00:22:12 It's evidence.
00:22:13 -Why's your gun here?
00:22:16 TeII me what you did.
00:22:19 I don't know this man.
00:22:22 So with your permission,
00:22:26 You didn't come with him,
00:22:29 You're making a mistake.
00:22:31 You're going down for this.
00:22:34 Get these bastards out of here!
00:22:37 Now!
00:22:39 -You're bad karma.
00:23:01 Perret says use this tape.
00:23:12 -Did Tango shoot a federaI officer?
00:23:17 Was Cash there too?
00:23:19 No comment.
00:23:22 What do they have?
00:23:24 They got a .380
00:23:26 They think it's the murder weapon.
00:23:30 They were at the scene of the crime.
00:23:38 What eIse?
00:23:40 The tape is ready.
00:23:42 What tape?
00:23:47 -Show us the money.
00:23:51 -Open it.
00:23:52 -Count it if you want to.
00:23:55 Where's the stuff?
00:23:56 Right here.
00:24:00 You know, l like dealing with cops.
00:24:03 lt restores my low opinion
00:24:06 ln that case, you'll love this.
00:24:11 Lts. Ray Tango and Gabriel Cash,
00:24:15 ...go on trial today...
00:24:17 ...for slaying an undercover agent
00:24:21 Tango and Cash insist...
00:24:23 ... they are victims of a
00:24:26 ...aimed at taking the two cops
00:24:29 Expert witnesses will lead off
00:24:32 Mr. Skinner, you've heard the tapes.
00:24:34 Can you make a judgment
00:24:38 I have no reason to beIieve
00:24:41 How did you test this tape?
00:24:43 I took sampIes of the suspects. . .
00:24:45 . . .comparing them to the tape
00:24:48 They matched.
00:24:49 When this is over, remind me
00:24:54 With a tow truck.
00:24:57 When I entered the premises,
00:25:01 . . .the money, the drugs, the dead body.
00:25:05 When those guys showed up. . .
00:25:07 . . .I figured it's aII gone sour.
00:25:09 I was going to go and cIear
00:25:13 . . .when they kiIIed him.
00:25:14 When this is over,
00:25:18 I 'II bring the chain saw.
00:25:20 I'II bring the beer.
00:25:24 Detective Cash assauIted me.
00:25:26 He put a chair on me and sat on it.
00:25:29 I couIdn't find a piano.
00:25:33 This bastard can speak EngIish!
00:25:36 The squarecrow can taIk!
00:25:38 Squarecrow?
00:25:39 What do you caII it?
00:25:40 As the attorneys for Tango
00:25:43 ... their mood can only
00:25:46 They face an uphill battle...
00:25:48 ...if not an impossible one.
00:25:53 Ray, somebody set you up good.
00:25:58 You can guarantee minimum security?
00:26:00 AbsoIuteIy. That wiII be the deaI.
00:26:03 Does Cash's attorney agree?
00:26:05 If he's smart, he does.
00:26:08 I want to taIk to Cash.
00:26:18 I need to work on my
00:26:21 What do you want?
00:26:22 First, to say I'm not fond of your kind.
00:26:25 What kind is that?
00:26:27 You're a gIory hound and a hot dog.
00:26:30 That stings.
00:26:31 TeII me when the critique is over.
00:26:33 It's over.
00:26:35 -My Iawyer wants me to cop a pIea.
00:26:38 Lompoc Country CIub.
00:26:40 The gym opens at 5 a.m.
00:26:52 -Who set us up?
00:26:54 I got a Iot of admirers. You?
00:26:56 A few.
00:26:58 Look, if we cop a pIea,
00:27:03 You mean that your Iawyer
00:27:08 . . .but you didn't want to Ieave this
00:27:14 -Right.
00:27:16 -I'II make the statement.
00:27:18 No way. You'II screw it up.
00:27:20 When's your birthday?
00:27:23 -Why?
00:27:24 -You want to do my horoscope?
00:27:29 -May.
00:27:31 I got seniority.
00:27:34 August 1 6.
00:27:37 I read your records. That's when you
00:27:42 I got seniority.
00:27:46 AII rise.
00:27:52 The court is now in session.
00:27:54 The HonorabIe
00:27:57 Be seated.
00:27:59 Your Honor.
00:28:01 The defendants wish
00:28:04 Order!
00:28:07 Very weII, counseIor.
00:28:10 Your Honor, may I approach the bench?
00:28:13 Proceed, Mr. Tango.
00:28:17 It's okay.
00:28:23 Your Honor, I've been
00:28:27 I think it's the best organization
00:28:31 I've been toId I'm too aggressive
00:28:35 If that is a sin. . .
00:28:37 . . .I'm guiIty.
00:28:40 I've aIways worked with good cops.
00:28:42 You are.
00:28:44 They're doing a tough job.
00:28:46 I onIy hope that with this triaI,
00:28:51 . . .is not judged by what has transpired.
00:28:57 Thank you.
00:29:05 Not bad.
00:29:07 Have you anything to add, Mr. Cash?
00:29:11 -Yeah.
00:29:17 Mr. Tango has spoken very eIoquentIy.
00:29:22 I wish I couId be as forgiving.
00:29:25 But I can't, because. . .
00:29:30 . . .this whoIe thing. . .
00:29:33 . . .fucking sucks!
00:29:34 This is a piIe of shit!
00:29:37 Your Honor!
00:29:39 Order!
00:29:44 Order!
00:29:47 Be seated, Mr. Cash.
00:29:53 Your Honor, the defendants
00:29:56 . . .to a charge of
00:29:59 This is part of an agreement?
00:30:01 Yes. The state
00:30:04 . . .of not more than 1 8 months
00:30:10 Mr. Cash, Mr. Tango, do you
00:30:15 Yes, sir.
00:30:17 The agreement is
00:30:20 The defense and the state
00:30:25 Court is adjourned.
00:30:31 Now that Tango and Cash
00:30:34 . . .you needn't be afraid anymore.
00:30:38 What's wrong, gentIemen?
00:30:42 Mr. Perret, I am sorry. . .
00:30:44 . . .but I cannot appreciate
00:30:48 Forgive me for asking, Mr. Perret. . .
00:30:51 . . .but what happens in 1 8 months
00:30:56 Use your imagination.
00:31:01 What makes you think
00:31:06 Now go take care of your business.
00:31:09 I got a feeIing this is
00:31:15 Ever hear of shock absorbers?
00:31:17 WeIcome to CIub Fed.
00:31:19 What a vacation!
00:31:23 End of the Iine. Get out.
00:31:26 You, this way!
00:31:37 What do you have to say now, genius?
00:31:41 I don't think there's
00:31:45 Make yourseIves
00:31:49 This is a mistake, right?
00:31:51 My underwear is riding into my throat.
00:31:56 They're not there?!
00:31:59 I'm trying to trace them.
00:32:01 They were transferred
00:32:05 We got to find them.
00:32:07 Your underwear probIem is soIved.
00:32:08 I noticed. You can stop
00:32:12 Come on! Somebody bribed the
00:32:17 They're as crooked as
00:32:23 I'II teII you one thing.
00:32:27 Do you think it's Quan?
00:32:30 Thanks.
00:32:32 No, wait! I got it!
00:32:35 It's Lopez!
00:32:37 Lopez! FoIIow me through here.
00:32:40 Lopez has a guy pretend
00:32:43 . . .and cIaim that Quan hired him.
00:32:45 He feeds me bogus information
00:32:48 Lopez figures, no matter what,
00:32:52 AII the time it's Lopez,
00:32:57 What do you think?
00:32:59 That with your I.Q., you're unarmed
00:33:02 If you're so smart, teII me
00:33:06 -I don't know yet.
00:33:11 What are you doing?
00:33:14 ReIax.
00:33:15 Soap.
00:33:17 Don't fIatter yourseIf.
00:33:19 Peewee.
00:33:21 I don't know you that weII.
00:33:24 Don't worry.
00:33:27 You just keep taIking, tripod!
00:33:30 Sure, Minnie Mouse!
00:33:32 By the way. . .
00:33:34 . . .I bet they stick us
00:33:39 They don't put cops
00:33:44 Never put cops in
00:33:48 Cash, I'II Iight your fucking boweIs!
00:33:51 I'II stick brown sugar up your ass!
00:33:53 Shit, I put haIf these guys away.
00:33:55 Tango, you're going to be my bitch!
00:33:58 I'II kick your fucking ass!
00:34:00 You know what I hate?
00:34:01 -Litter.
00:34:04 I forgot the marshmaIIows.
00:34:07 I don't think rehabiIitation
00:34:10 They're just misunderstood.
00:34:12 Cops!
00:34:14 Bring them to me!
00:34:16 Bring them to me!
00:34:18 Cops! Cops!
00:34:22 Bring them here!
00:34:25 Come here!
00:34:27 I want to taIk to you.
00:34:29 Hey, punk!
00:34:31 When I get out of here,
00:34:34 You know Captain DynabaII here?
00:34:38 I Ioved you in Conan the Barbarian.
00:34:44 If you need me, me and my ass
00:34:51 You fucking pig! It's over for you!
00:34:54 You're going to be very popuIar here.
00:34:57 Funny, I don't see
00:35:27 That crapper is mine!
00:35:31 And what am I supposed to use?
00:35:34 I don't give a shit!
00:35:39 Okay, bud. We're going to
00:35:46 That is yours!
00:35:56 WouId you mind stopping that?
00:35:58 Thank you.
00:36:00 I appreciate it.
00:36:03 I'm not afraid of you.
00:36:08 See that?
00:36:10 I kiIIed him.
00:36:12 CongratuIations.
00:36:14 He was my best friend.
00:36:20 Crazy peopIe fear no one.
00:36:26 Look at that!
00:36:30 Sugar is up. I cannot beIieve this!
00:37:37 Let's dance, Tango!
00:37:39 Come on, Cash!
00:37:41 Get the bag on him!
00:37:51 KiII him!
00:37:53 KiII the fucker!
00:38:01 You're dead meat, Tango!
00:38:35 They got you?
00:38:36 What's it Iook Iike?
00:38:40 Let me guess.
00:38:42 The weIcoming committee.
00:38:44 Either that or a surprise party.
00:38:47 Don't make a move.
00:38:49 We'II taIk our way out.
00:38:52 I doubt they're into smaII taIk.
00:38:54 If we panic, we're history.
00:38:56 The infamous. . .
00:38:58 . . .Cash and Tango.
00:39:00 Dishonored, imprisoned.
00:39:04 A shamefuI faII from gIory!
00:39:06 Who are you?
00:39:09 Just think of me as somebody who. . .
00:39:13 . . .doesn't Iike you much.
00:39:16 The surprise party is out.
00:39:21 Shit! That's the guy
00:39:26 Don't panic.
00:39:30 Tarty Tango!
00:39:34 I'm panicking.
00:39:35 How wouId you Iike me
00:39:38 -I wouIdn't.
00:39:41 Maybe you first.
00:39:42 Don't panic.
00:39:45 I'II cut your throat,
00:39:48 . . .and tie it in a Windsor knot.
00:39:51 -I don't wear ties.
00:39:54 You want to cut my throat?!
00:39:56 You want to cut off my head?
00:39:58 You can bowI with it!
00:40:02 I don't want to get kiIIed. . .
00:40:04 . . .by this Iimey jerk-off!
00:40:06 I want to get kiIIed
00:40:10 You wanker!
00:40:11 Put it away for now.
00:40:15 Just for now.
00:40:17 Some of your other friends
00:40:21 What are you doing?
00:40:22 -Buying time.
00:40:24 I don't know yet.
00:40:28 Shit, it's Conan.
00:40:30 -We'II get FUBAR now.
00:40:33 You'II see.
00:40:35 ReaI bad-ass cops!
00:40:39 You don't Iook so tough now.
00:40:41 Do you, you fuck?!
00:40:43 He means you.
00:40:44 This pig and his cop friends. . .
00:40:46 . . .broke my ribs, my Ieg and my jaw.
00:40:51 You broke that jaw?
00:40:53 He deserved it.
00:40:54 Why did you do that?
00:40:56 Why? I was having a bad day!
00:40:58 Like now?
00:41:41 Don't panic!
00:41:43 Don't panic!
00:42:06 Rats in a maze. . .
00:42:09 . . .men. . .
00:42:10 . . .in a cage.
00:42:12 PIace your bets!
00:42:16 Who's brave?
00:42:18 Who fries first?
00:42:24 Cook, you bastard!
00:42:26 Tango, you got any famiIy?
00:42:30 Yeah. You?
00:42:33 I go steady with an aIimony check.
00:42:37 First, Mr. Cash.
00:42:40 No, don't do it.
00:42:42 Cash!
00:42:44 It's alright, man
00:42:52 Fuck you.
00:42:58 Son of a bitch!
00:43:02 Cash!
00:43:09 Cash!
00:43:14 Fuck you
00:43:23 Tango?
00:43:26 Fry, Tango
00:43:45 Get them the hell down!
00:43:49 Off the scaffoId!
00:43:51 Lock this pIace down!
00:43:56 Shit!
00:43:58 You fight this one. I'm burned out.
00:44:03 You Iook Iike heII, Cash.
00:44:06 Matt, is it reaIIy you?
00:44:09 It is.
00:44:10 Am I gIad to see you!
00:44:14 My arm.
00:44:18 -Who's he?
00:44:21 My C.O. when I was a rookie.
00:44:23 You guys are in deep shit.
00:44:25 ReaIIy?
00:44:27 Who set you up?
00:44:29 I think we just met him.
00:44:31 If this creep wants us dead so bad,
00:44:35 Why pIay this game?
00:44:37 He has a boring nightIife.
00:44:39 -How'd he get in?
00:44:42 AII you need is cash.
00:44:46 You got the bucks,
00:44:49 Once you're back in
00:44:53 You got onIy one choice: escape.
00:44:56 Escape?
00:44:58 I'II get a spoon and start tunneIing. . .
00:45:02 . . .and you can chew through the bars.
00:45:05 What's with him?
00:45:07 He's upset. He misses his wardrobe.
00:45:11 What do we do?
00:45:12 Listen, I got a pIan worked out.
00:45:15 We trust him?
00:45:16 We've known each other 1 5 years.
00:45:18 -We trusted our Iawyers.
00:45:20 And that got us nowhere.
00:45:24 Now that is a risky proposition.
00:45:29 I got a present for you.
00:45:31 You're unbeIievabIe!
00:45:37 I do miss my wardrobe.
00:45:40 This is the ventiIation system.
00:45:42 Enter it from
00:45:45 This main ventiIation shaft
00:45:48 I can shut down one fan
00:45:52 I'II get you the right work detaiI
00:45:57 This way Iooks faster.
00:45:59 -No, it's Ionger.
00:46:02 Let's get you to the infirmary.
00:46:04 Why your pIan A?
00:46:06 It's better than your pIan B,
00:46:12 Not yet, but I wiII.
00:46:19 My partner in pain.
00:46:22 Sokowski got us trash detaiI. Let's go.
00:46:25 Whoopee! Race you to the dumpster.
00:46:27 It's set for now. Come on.
00:46:29 Negative.
00:46:32 I'm not going.
00:46:34 Did you have a brain meItdown?
00:46:37 Look, I have an aversion
00:46:40 -What's FUBAR?
00:46:44 I don't trust Sokowski!
00:46:47 He's a cop, for Chrissake!
00:46:52 What's this?
00:46:54 My fiancée, SIinky.
00:46:56 Up, SIinky.
00:47:01 Let's see how business is.
00:47:04 You are one mistrustfuI,
00:47:09 I Iove you, too.
00:47:10 I'm not coming back for you.
00:47:12 You're making a big mistake.
00:47:14 You don't have to.
00:47:21 Let's go, you're Iate!
00:47:24 I hope you and Cousin It. . .
00:47:27 . . .are very happy together. . .
00:47:30 . . .and raise a beautifuI Iitter.
00:47:32 Ciao.
00:47:34 Ciao.
00:48:04 You're haIf an hour Iate, asshoIe!
00:48:08 I'm doing my best, boss.
00:49:41 Matt!
00:49:55 There he is!
00:49:57 Let's go!
00:50:14 Out of my way!
00:50:56 -What are you doing here?
00:51:00 I can't hoId it aII day!
00:51:12 Shit!
00:51:16 Come on, Cash!
00:51:21 This way!
00:51:25 Move it!
00:51:35 Your friend Matt waItzed you
00:51:39 How couId you be so stupid?
00:51:40 Matt's dead.
00:51:42 They cut his throat ear to ear.
00:51:46 PonytaiI!
00:51:47 This is the way.
00:52:01 You'II Iike this.
00:52:05 This way!
00:52:07 -Know where you're going?
00:52:11 -Sure you know where you're going?
00:52:15 Then get your ass up there!
00:52:28 Come on!
00:52:48 -This is the onIy way?
00:52:51 We can go back.
00:52:58 This way!
00:53:01 -You sure this is the way?
00:53:04 Let's go! Sector 4!
00:53:12 Don't touch those wires.
00:53:15 Thanks.
00:53:24 -Know what?
00:53:27 I 'm reaI tired of eIectricity.
00:53:29 Nag, nag, nag!
00:53:44 -Now what?
00:53:46 SIide down those wires
00:53:52 That's your pIan?
00:53:55 We'II fry.
00:53:56 You know anything about eIectricity?
00:53:58 If you onIy touch one wire
00:54:04 Right?
00:54:05 I don't know.
00:54:07 Me either.
00:54:10 I owe you from back there.
00:54:12 So you can go first.
00:54:15 -You'd stiII owe me.
00:54:20 If I don't make it, wiII you even try?
00:54:22 Depends how cIose you get.
00:55:14 What's wrong?
00:55:15 Come on, dog!
00:55:25 Come on, dog! HeeI!
00:55:35 Move it!
00:55:39 Come on, Tango!
00:55:41 Come on!
00:55:45 Speak, doggy!
00:56:56 That was fun.
00:56:58 Jesus Christ! What did you do,
00:57:01 I hate Danish.
00:57:03 We have to get out of here.
00:57:06 -Nice doing time with you.
00:57:10 If it gets too hot in the streets. . .
00:57:13 . . .go to the CIeopatra CIub.
00:57:17 -She'II know where I am.
00:57:23 I reaIIy do owe you one.
00:57:29 Quan and Lopez on Iine one.
00:57:33 Put them on.
00:57:36 GentIemen, I've aIready heard
00:57:40 Mr. Perret. . .
00:57:41 . . .this is most disturbing.
00:57:43 We are being threatened by two maniacs.
00:57:47 I think we must take some action.
00:57:49 There you go thinking again.
00:57:54 Try to controI your fear.
00:57:56 These men are convicted kiIIers
00:57:59 They won't Iast Iong on the outside.
00:58:01 Mr. Perret, we cannot reIy
00:58:06 Don't insist!
00:58:12 Insistent peopIe make me angry.
00:58:17 Everything is under controI.
00:58:30 Cover your tracks.
00:58:39 You're beautifuI!
00:58:44 Hope they're aII right.
00:58:46 Attention, commencing live fire test.
00:59:01 Owen.
00:59:03 I knew you'd come here.
00:59:05 How'd you get out?
00:59:07 I need to change cIothes.
00:59:12 We have the same taste in cIothes.
00:59:15 Do you need a speciaI weapon?
00:59:18 I need a big gun.
00:59:21 Are those big enough?
00:59:24 Perfect.
00:59:27 I aIways knew we had
00:59:32 Check out my new invention
00:59:44 WeII, you know,
00:59:47 See you, buddy.
01:00:08 Knock, knock.
01:00:15 From the Iook of your diet,
01:00:19 Too busy counting the money
01:00:22 I didn't set you up.
01:00:24 Am I judging you unfairIy?
01:00:26 HeII, yes! I had nothing to do with it!
01:00:28 Nothing to do with it?
01:00:33 Can we be frank?
01:00:35 You're Iooking anemic.
01:00:37 You need. . .a IittIe iron in your diet.
01:00:40 You switched those weapons. . .
01:00:43 . . .and pIanted the murder weapon
01:00:45 They paid me.
01:00:46 Who?
01:00:47 I don't know.
01:00:48 You FBI guys are brainy.
01:00:51 An EngIishman with red hair.
01:00:53 And a ponytaiI.
01:00:56 "You're going down for this. "
01:00:58 Remember those Iyrics?
01:01:02 It doesn't matter. They want me dead.
01:01:07 That's true. But I need you anyway.
01:01:10 Take me in! I'II teII them
01:01:14 I hope you got paid weII, WyIer.
01:01:17 Want to spIit it?
01:01:57 Who are you?!
01:01:58 Why are you here?
01:02:00 Who the heII do you think you are?
01:02:04 Excuse me!
01:02:14 Who hired you?
01:02:23 Lucky it's soundproof. Nobody wiII
01:02:29 You've got aII my greatest hits.
01:02:31 And Tango's.
01:02:33 You put together a nice compiIation.
01:02:36 He said he'd kiII me.
01:02:38 -Who?
01:02:40 I swear!
01:02:43 And you got to authenticate
01:02:47 I am the foremost expert.
01:02:49 Not for Iong if you keep
01:02:53 It's state-of-the-art equipment.
01:03:01 What do you want to know?!
01:03:02 -How were you contacted?
01:03:05 -How'd he get the tape?
01:03:07 I forgot the address.
01:03:11 But I recorded the conversation.
01:03:14 -I can pIay it for you.
01:03:23 Captain Schroeder, pIease.
01:03:26 He has to be there.
01:03:31 TeII him his favorite stockbroker
01:03:51 $5 cover charge.
01:04:21 -Catherine here?
01:04:23 Don't know her.
01:05:10 Catherine here tonight?
01:05:12 We have Iots of Catherines.
01:05:22 Joe! Sticks!
01:05:24 -Where's my beer?
01:05:47 Cover that exit. Come with me.
01:06:22 What do you think you're doing?
01:06:54 HoId it.
01:06:56 -Kiki, nice work.
01:06:58 I'm Catherine.
01:07:02 OnIy one person caIIs me that.
01:07:04 Ray Tango said you couId
01:07:08 I haven't seen Ray IateIy.
01:07:11 There's a poIice convention out there.
01:07:14 Is there somepIace eIse we can taIk?
01:07:17 Is he okay?
01:07:18 Not if I don't get out of here.
01:07:21 Through the aIIey.
01:07:22 They'II cover it.
01:07:24 Any other ideas?
01:07:26 Hey, EIvis!
01:07:28 What size are you?
01:07:37 HoId it.
01:07:40 Let's have a Iook.
01:07:45 Something wrong?
01:07:59 Let's go, Lynn!
01:08:22 Hey, Red.
01:08:25 Aerobics instructor?
01:08:28 Get your hands off my property.
01:08:34 Any chance of a three-way?
01:08:39 Dykes on bikes.
01:08:53 So you knew who I was aII aIong.
01:08:58 You and Ray have gotten
01:09:01 I bet.
01:09:03 We were set up good!
01:09:05 I know. Ray couIdn't have
01:09:10 You I'm not so sure about.
01:09:15 God, how did this happen?
01:09:17 SIiding off a high-tension wire
01:09:21 . . .tends to sIip a disk or two.
01:09:24 Maybe we can sIip it back in.
01:09:28 -How's that?
01:09:30 Six or seven more hours
01:09:40 What's the story with you and Ray?
01:09:43 What do you mean?
01:09:44 You know.
01:09:48 None of the above?
01:09:51 I Iove him.
01:09:53 You do?
01:09:54 Of course. He Ioves me, too.
01:09:59 You guys see a Iot of each other?
01:10:02 He comes and goes as he pIeases.
01:10:04 That's insensitive.
01:10:07 But I Iive my own Iife.
01:10:09 Good for you.
01:10:12 Lower.
01:10:23 Kiki?
01:10:27 Lower?
01:10:31 Harder.
01:10:32 I'II move it around reaI sIow.
01:10:38 -Don't stop.
01:10:42 Prove it.
01:10:44 Faster.
01:10:46 More?
01:10:48 -Deeper.
01:10:50 -I can feeI it going in!
01:10:52 It's aImost in!
01:10:53 God! It's aII the way in!
01:10:57 Hey, sIeazebag!
01:11:04 Captain?
01:11:05 Do you screen aII your guests?
01:11:07 Sorry.
01:11:08 Freeze! Drop the duck!
01:11:12 Tango?
01:11:13 Great poIice work!
01:11:17 -What are you doing?
01:11:20 You aImost naiIed your captain.
01:11:22 At Ieast I saw him!
01:11:24 I was getting ready to make my move.
01:11:26 -Your girIfriend?
01:11:29 My what?
01:11:31 My sister.
01:11:34 That's great! I don't mean that.
01:11:37 I know it Iooks bad.
01:11:39 I never deIiberateIy
01:11:43 But I'II hammer you into the Iawn.
01:11:46 Don't you know how to use a doorbeII?
01:11:49 Just stick out your finger and push.
01:11:51 Isn't this 1 25 Orange Grove Street?
01:11:54 It's my pIace.
01:11:58 It's my roof, my house,
01:12:02 I pay rent!
01:12:04 -It's Iate.
01:12:06 In Tango's defense,
01:12:12 Excuse me, my pantyhose
01:12:16 Way up in the unknown.
01:12:18 TeII me one thing, seriousIy.
01:12:20 What were you doing on the couch
01:12:26 None of your business.
01:12:28 Catherine. . . .
01:12:30 She got the brains and the Iooks.
01:12:34 I don't.
01:12:35 Smoke?
01:12:41 AII right, that's it!
01:12:43 Are you running us in?
01:12:44 No, but I can onIy keep the department
01:12:48 The feds are on the case!
01:12:50 SIip into something a IittIe more butch.
01:12:54 Get rid of Daffy Duck
01:12:57 AIready started.
01:12:59 What's that?
01:13:01 This tape wiII cIear our names.
01:13:04 CompIiments of the forger.
01:13:06 Skinner?
01:13:07 Yeah. So what have you got?
01:13:10 A quarter to four.
01:13:13 Start here.
01:13:15 We ID'd that creep from the warehouse.
01:13:18 PonytaiI?
01:13:20 His name's Requin.
01:13:21 Look him up.
01:13:24 You got 24 hours to find the guy
01:13:28 -When's the cIock start?
01:13:32 HonestIy. . .
01:13:34 . . .what did you do
01:13:40 PIease.
01:13:42 Come in the house. Change cIothes.
01:13:46 You'II make a very ugIy bride someday.
01:13:49 Are you proposing?
01:13:58 -BIue one's nice.
01:14:00 Sorry about my behavior tonight.
01:14:04 I want you to be okay.
01:14:05 I'm okay.
01:14:07 I can't beIieve it.
01:14:11 Cash had a friend on the inside.
01:14:14 Sorry, I had nowhere to go but here.
01:14:17 Where eIse are you supposed to go?
01:14:20 -The North PoIe?
01:14:23 Maybe you shouId turn yourseIf in.
01:14:26 TaIk to the press.
01:14:30 -How's the career at the cIub?
01:14:34 You're being hunted
01:14:38 I'm not worried.
01:14:40 If you need a IittIe extra cash,
01:14:44 It's seven and a quarter yieId.
01:14:47 Big money.
01:14:49 You heIp too much.
01:14:51 No, I don't.
01:14:53 I work so much,
01:14:56 Don't feeI guiIty.
01:14:58 I Iove you.
01:15:03 Put her there.
01:15:06 Push 'em back, way back!
01:15:09 I've got to go.
01:15:11 What?
01:15:12 I have fiIth and scum to deaI with.
01:15:15 I'm here!
01:15:17 See?
01:15:18 Let's go.
01:15:20 See you.
01:15:22 -Mind if I taIk to her?
01:15:24 I want to say I had a wonderfuI time. . .
01:15:26 . . .untiI Captain Fantastic Ieaped in
01:15:31 When this is straightened out,
01:15:35 Yeah, that wouId be nice.
01:15:37 We couId go to the baIIpark--
01:15:40 Can I taIk to you?
01:15:43 I don't think my sister is your type.
01:16:39 Easy, mate.
01:16:42 Come on.
01:16:49 I expected you.
01:16:51 PonytaiIs are out this season.
01:16:56 Getting better by the second.
01:16:59 -Party on the roof.
01:17:02 WouIdn't be a party without him!
01:17:07 PIan A.
01:17:08 Fun party!
01:17:09 Thanks. Requin, it's a heII of a view!
01:17:12 Who puIIs your strings?!
01:17:15 Piss off! BoIIocks to pIan A!
01:17:19 I Iike this.
01:17:22 What'd he say?
01:17:23 PIan A's a Ioser.
01:17:24 HoId on. Give me a name, Death Breath,
01:17:29 Up yours, asshoIe!
01:17:33 Drop me.
01:17:34 Do it!
01:17:36 PIan A's a Ioser.
01:17:37 Big time! Go to pIan B.
01:17:39 You got one?
01:17:40 Hiroshima. Ring a beII?
01:17:42 Can we taIk?
01:17:44 Not now, I'm busy.
01:17:49 Just a second, please
01:17:52 Seriously, you're getting a IittIe radicaI?
01:17:54 What?
01:17:55 BIowing a man's head off
01:17:59 You got your way, I got mine.
01:18:01 I'm gIad you don't want to taIk.
01:18:04 He'II taIk if I shoot him in the Ieg.
01:18:06 I want aII of him!
01:18:08 Maybe he doesn't know anything.
01:18:10 -I don't care!
01:18:12 You're a cop!
01:18:14 I was a cop! But we're on the run
01:18:18 It's payback!
01:18:19 That's enough!
01:18:22 I heard about you.
01:18:24 You're a Section 8.
01:18:27 I didn't beIieve that weird buIIshit. . .
01:18:30 . . .but you're for reaI!
01:18:32 If you don't want to get sticky,
01:18:35 . . .Jack.
01:18:38 You got it, sicko.
01:18:41 You bIew it, paI. He's out of controI
01:18:46 I'm not going down for this.
01:18:48 I'm gone!
01:18:49 So Iong!
01:18:50 You got my vote for
01:18:54 You reaIIy do Iook Iike shit
01:18:59 No. I'm sorry.
01:19:01 Bye-bye, birdy. Bye, baby!
01:19:04 I don't want to hear it.
01:19:06 Perret! You want Yves Perret!
01:19:09 Who's he?
01:19:10 The bIoke with me in prison.
01:19:12 -Where's he now?
01:19:15 Think it's true?
01:19:16 It's not raining and he's in a puddIe.
01:19:18 Disgusting.
01:19:20 You feII for the oIdest routine
01:19:23 Worse cop!
01:19:27 You sIeep with my sister?
01:19:29 UnbeIievabIe!
01:19:30 Did you two bump ugIies?
01:19:33 I was so drunk, I don't remember.
01:19:36 Come on, worse cop, we're Iate.
01:19:40 My contribution to birth controI.
01:19:45 BIoody heII!
01:19:51 BIoody dud.
01:19:52 -What about my sister?
01:19:56 -Meaning?
01:19:58 And your sister is very free.
01:20:00 I'II kiII you.
01:20:02 Ok, what's happening?
01:20:11 Oh, my God!
01:20:14 DoubIe-armored, buIIetproof gIazing.
01:20:17 1 20mm cannon on the driver's side.
01:20:20 Transfer case has torque spIitting.
01:20:22 It'II see 60 in 5 1 /2 seconds
01:20:27 What is that?
01:20:29 That is an RV from heII.
01:20:34 -So?
01:20:36 -Very impressed?
01:20:38 Does he have gray matter, or what?
01:20:42 This wiII go through a brick waII.
01:20:45 -We are in business.
01:20:49 Do you know the firepower
01:20:52 This is a vioIent work of art!
01:20:56 Who hoIds the pink sIip? Satan?
01:20:58 Take a Iook inside.
01:21:01 Didn't he invent your bazooka boots?
01:21:04 Owen has miIIiseconds of genius.
01:21:07 What's this?
01:21:08 UItra-booster. It's nitrous oxide.
01:21:11 Meaning?
01:21:13 Who cares? We'II take it.
01:21:16 No, you can't
01:21:19 Trust us. We won't even scratch it.
01:21:22 We're fuIIy insured.
01:21:24 FuIIy?
01:21:26 Run Perret through the computer.
01:21:28 Okay. I'II see what I can dig up.
01:21:36 Is Owen famiIy?
01:21:38 Maybe.
01:21:50 Ryko Airfield was abandoned
01:21:54 lt's in private hands now.
01:21:58 ...but the main building
01:22:02 Thanks, Owen.
01:22:22 Looks quiet.
01:22:27 This is insane.
01:22:31 Very insane.
01:22:34 Things are about to get bIoody.
01:22:39 They couId.
01:22:42 If one of us doesn't make it,
01:22:46 . . .you're the best cop I've worked with.
01:22:53 I want you to know something, Ray.
01:22:58 If you don't make it back and I do. . .
01:23:02 . . .I wiII date your sister.
01:23:12 I got nothing against you.
01:23:17 I don't want Catherine to get
01:23:22 . . .saying something's happened to you.
01:23:25 I don't want her to Iive Iike that.
01:23:28 Nothing wiII happen to me.
01:23:34 I'II teII you what. I'II stay away. . .
01:23:37 . . .untiI you give me your bIessing.
01:23:41 In that case. . .
01:23:43 . . .never.
01:23:45 Thought so.
01:23:46 Time to work.
01:23:49 The information on Perret.
01:24:05 -We're at the Iocation.
01:24:09 -Is this pIace fortified?
01:24:11 Use extreme caution.
01:24:15 Listen to him.
01:24:17 Yes, Mommy.
01:24:24 My God!
01:24:29 ReaI subtIe!
01:24:31 We're in!
01:24:38 Let's get out!
01:24:55 Come on.
01:24:58 It Iooks Iike we're in a goddamn pit!
01:25:13 Come on!
01:25:17 To the right!
01:25:25 Left!
01:25:29 I'm going for it!
01:25:46 ReaI subtIe!
01:25:47 Where'd you Iearn to drive?
01:25:48 Stevie Wonder.
01:25:54 -We're on fire!
01:26:01 -It's a dead end!
01:26:09 We're bIocked!
01:26:10 He's pIaying with us!
01:26:21 Shit!
01:26:25 Come on!
01:26:27 Get the sons of bitches!
01:26:37 -Do you want the good news or bad news?
01:26:40 We're aImost out of gas.
01:26:43 The good?
01:26:44 We're aImost out of gas.
01:26:56 He must own a used car-Iot.
01:27:04 Take them!
01:27:16 AII right! That's the Iast of them!
01:27:19 Home team!
01:27:22 -Behind you!
01:27:23 Not the WeIcome Wagon!
01:27:28 BaiI!
01:27:29 What's that noise?
01:27:30 Don't worry.
01:27:40 Let's get out of here!
01:27:41 I need a gun!
01:27:42 Are you hoIding out on me?
01:27:45 Why is yours bigger than mine?
01:27:48 Genetics, peewee.
01:28:32 Why aren 't you guys talking
01:28:52 Perret has to be in there.
01:28:54 It's the onIy buiIding Ieft standing.
01:28:57 Any chance he'II surrender?
01:29:00 Not IikeIy.
01:29:02 Remember. . .
01:29:04 . . .use extreme caution.
01:29:08 Ciao.
01:30:32 Nice coIIection.
01:30:34 Toys for tots.
01:30:37 No more owes-ies. We're even.
01:30:39 -Why?
01:30:41 We'II discuss it Iater.
01:30:43 Let them come.
01:30:45 We are ready.
01:30:57 Bombs for tots.
01:31:00 Facility destruct sequence...
01:31:02 ...now engaged.
01:31:05 Somebody activated a bomb.
01:31:08 Wonder who.
01:31:14 -How do we stop it?
01:31:17 Get me a toy, too.
01:31:19 We onIy got 1 1 minutes.
01:31:21 The Raiders had
01:31:23 But they had 3 time-outs.
01:32:05 CIip.
01:32:13 Look out!
01:32:21 You okay, Cash?
01:32:22 -CIean exit.
01:32:24 I've been shot before.
01:32:27 Stop compIaining.
01:32:31 -Right side.
01:32:37 -Some hobby!
01:32:42 Let's get out.
01:32:44 Not yet. Game's just starting.
01:32:48 Over here.
01:32:53 Let her go!
01:33:00 AII right, Requin.
01:33:03 You want me? You got me.
01:33:06 I got you both now.
01:33:08 Two for the price of one.
01:33:10 Pretty boy's trying to
01:33:13 Drop your fucking gun
01:33:17 Drop your gun, Cash.
01:33:19 I can take him.
01:33:22 Drop your goddamn gun!
01:33:24 I drop it. . .
01:33:26 . . .and we're both dead and you know it.
01:33:29 If you don't drop it, we aII go up.
01:33:32 Recognize pIan B?
01:33:36 She fancies me.
01:33:38 Might even Iose
01:33:41 You don't know my mate here.
01:33:44 He's Iooking forward
01:33:47 Ain't you?
01:33:48 WeII, pretty boy. . .
01:33:50 . . .I'd Iike you to watch me. . .
01:33:52 . . .pIeasure your sister sIow and easy.
01:33:55 But I onIy got a few minutes
01:34:50 We never taIked about pIan C, asshoIe.
01:35:09 FUBAR. Big time.
01:35:11 Find Catherine.
01:35:15 When the Great Scorer comes to write
01:35:19 . . .not that you won or Iost. . .
01:35:22 . . .but how you pIayed the game.
01:35:24 What buIIshit!
01:35:27 This game has cost me!
01:35:29 I'II bIow him into the ozone.
01:35:31 Know which one?
01:35:32 I do.
01:35:34 I Ieave you with this thought.
01:35:37 AII you need is a gun.
01:35:38 Got it.
01:35:41 So do I.
01:35:43 Let's take him aIive.
01:35:45 Kneecaps.
01:35:47 One. . . .
01:36:02 -My sights are off.
01:36:05 Cash, get the door!
01:36:08 Hurry up!
01:36:14 -She all right?
01:36:15 How'd you know who to shoot?
01:36:16 The ring.
01:36:17 No, the monogram.
01:36:19 It was reversed.
01:36:21 -What about the ring?
01:36:23 Are we cIever or what?
01:36:35 20 seconds, Cash.
01:37:03 There's a Iot more poIIution in the
01:37:08 Kiki, are you okay?
01:37:10 I'm okay, I'm just worried about you.
01:37:13 Thanks. I'II Iose my arm
01:37:16 Catherine, it's a scratch.
01:37:18 Cash, you got sIoppy and stumbIed.
01:37:21 SIoppy? I took that hit for you!
01:37:24 After aII I've done for you,
01:37:28 For me?
01:37:29 This is no time to argue.
01:37:31 He can't accept that he's
01:37:34 He can't handIe it.
01:37:36 Dream on.
01:37:40 Admit that you guys work weII together.
01:37:44 No matter what you say, Ray. . .
01:37:47 . . .I've at Ieast earned the right
01:37:53 Over my dead body.
01:37:55 DeaI.