Taxi 2
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Left! 3rd! |
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Jean-Louis Schlesser in his mean |
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30 meters, left! Brake! |
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World rally champion |
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winner of the Paris - Dakar: |
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Left, top speed! |
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Get a move on! |
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Im flat out! |
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The guy behind's flatter out! |
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He's flashing me! |
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No, a taxi! |
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Move your crate! |
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Is it the right road? |
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Short cut. |
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Don't let a taxi win! |
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Sorry, folks. |
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It looks more like a race car. |
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It's just a clown |
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A taxi on our tail |
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Ill shake him now. |
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He rammed me! |
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Enough! |
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Nearly there, lady. |
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Why... why are there |
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They're in vacation. |
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Oh, right! |
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C'mon, Jean-Louis! |
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No.10... |
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A taxi. |
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l didn't catch his number. |
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17 minutes 25! |
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People always throw up after! |
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OK, lady? |
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Who's it for? |
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May l? |
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You're giving birth! |
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Get the gear! We'll do it here! |
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Hey, doc, l gotta run. |
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Water's broken! |
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Water breaks? |
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Push! |
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Breathe! Push! |
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Hi, Lilly. |
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30 minutes late |
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Yeah, Im on my way. |
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Daniel, you're finally meeting my Dad. |
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This is a super-big emergency! |
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What are my folks? Diesel? |
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Lilly, come on! |
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Mom's edgy, Dad's pacing the floor. |
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l can't help it, |
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''Stuck''? Who's yelling? |
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Its... a woman. |
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Thanks! l guessed that much! |
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Im just watching. |
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l can hear that bitch! |
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No! l don't know her either! |
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Oh, l feel it now! |
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l feel it! |
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Don't fuck with me! |
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You've got some slut there |
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No! This big woman's yelling |
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Her husband's here. |
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Oh, no! Someone tell her! |
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Here! This is your fault. |
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Im the husband. |
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Daniel, he's dead meat! |
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He's all shook up, that's all. |
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A doctor, too! |
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Lilly, l swear it's the truth! |
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The baby's coming out. |
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Its a baby, l swear! |
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l see the head! |
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Your baby? |
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No, it's not! |
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He's as wrinkly |
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Marvellous! |
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You're messing me about! |
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This woman just gave birth. |
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She's ruined my back seat! |
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Don't hit that poor kid! |
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Marvellous! |
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You be there |
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l can sit and wait if you like. |
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You got 10 minutes! |
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Not twins? Is it a wrap? |
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No offence, but l gotta run! |
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Ah, hon! |
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Problem with your friend? |
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An emergency at the hospital. |
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l understand. |
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l don't know what to say. |
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l know! |
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l don't have one! |
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l am quite pleased... |
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to give you... your first... |
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driver's... |
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license! |
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You sure? |
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l don't want to twist your arm. |
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No doubt about it, it's just fine! |
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Its not 'cause it's my 27th time? |
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Your 100th time |
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You're ready. Really ready. |
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OK, l accept. |
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Ill back out. |
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Leave it! |
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Don't touch! Leave it! |
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Ill do it! Ill sort it out! |
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We'll sort it out! |
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Don't l have my license? |
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Yes, you do! |
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Take it smoothly. |
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Your license is in your hand. |
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Now you go home. |
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l see. Ill call tomorrow |
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No! l won't be around, |
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l got transferred to Paris. |
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This a leaving present? |
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Yeah, right. |
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''Regular''! |
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Car Weekly, please. |
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That's OK. |
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My pleasure! |
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Mom, he's here. |
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Yes, of course! |
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Sorry, it won't happen again. |
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Not if you screw this up! |
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Oh, come on, |
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His daughter's eyes are so blue! |
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You just be careful! |
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l know Ill like him, |
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Is he a cop? |
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OK, then! |
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Dad? Id like you |
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You're a doctor? |
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Go on. |
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Pleased to meet you. |
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Are you deaf |
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Im not a doctor. |
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What year? |
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1st. |
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2nd year? You're not young. |
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What? Im just inspecting |
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Sir, Im not young, |
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but Ive done lots of jobs |
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and pay for my license... studies. |
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l started when l was 12, |
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What jobs? |
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l drive a taxi... ambulance. |
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l got delayed at the clinic. |
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It lets me keep my hand in. |
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2 things at once: |
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Excuse me, sir, but l disagree. |
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Oh? What do you mean? |
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l see a lot of decorations there... |
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proving you've had |
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Then l see Lilly: |
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You clearly managed |
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l drove an ambulance, too, |
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Eye on the road, |
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See to the injured later. |
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Id like to see my roast beef! |
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Affirmative! Im starving! |
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Now, the endurance test: |
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Ill slip into neutral |
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l hurt you? |
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Good. |
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Its mine! |
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Im fine! |
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l don't want to hurt you, |
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Im OK now. |
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l could've massaged it for you. |
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The surface pain's gone... |
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but deep down, |
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Maybe a little massage |
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OK, guys, a match to finish, |
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Change partners? |
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l really don't want to hurt you. |
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Im touched |
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Now l warn you, l started, aged 4. |
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Your smile could melt a radiator! |
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Real opponents don't smile! |
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Listen up, you sumos! |
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Meeting with the boss in 5 minutes! |
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What's up? |
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l can see you well enough |
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Just trying to help! |
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You done much judo? |
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Only a couple of times. |
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So, what is? |
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Mine's ping-pong. |
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Spirit of Rising Sun! |
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Kon-ichi-wa! |
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Its easy. |
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''Con''. |
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Thanks! |
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Then, ''ninny'' like... |
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Sorry, Petra. |
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And ''a'' as in ''aaaa''! |
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Now, you. |
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Not bad. |
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It means ''hello'' in Japanese. |
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In under an hour, in ol' Marseille |
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Mr... Tefu... Techumila. |
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Mr. Tef... Tejus. |
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The Nip's from Tokyo. |
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Before the Franco-Japanese summit |
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he's visiting our charming town. |
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The climate? |
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The sights? |
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The food? |
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The soccer match! |
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You're a big bunch of nerds! |
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Our anti-gang training base! |
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The Japs have a problem |
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who are even kidnapping |
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The Defence Secretary |
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Let's get one thing clear: |
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the Krauts and the Limeys |
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Let's make this World Cup II! |
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l put together a detailed operation |
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l called it Operation... |
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Ninja! |
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He's got no more ammo. |
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Suddenly... no more ammo! |
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Well, that's only natural. |
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Yeah, only natural. |
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l turn to Raymond. |
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l shake him. |
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''Raymond, your ammo!'' l say. |
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l shake him again! |
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Then... |
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he falls sideways. |
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Terrible! |
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Im alone. |
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Armoured car's on fire, radio's out |
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Oh, no! |
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l prayed! |
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That's all l could do. |
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A miracle! |
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Now what? |
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Edmond, the red phone! |
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The red phone? |
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General Bertineau speaking. |
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Well done, Daniel. |
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My God! l completely forgot! |
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No problem! Ill be there! |
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Catastrophe! |
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We'll wait. |
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l want you right now. |
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The airport, fast! |
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That's kinda long! |
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Catastrophe! |
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Dad! |
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You OK? You hurt? |
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Catastrophe! |
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She won't go so good now! |
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In 15 minutes Im to greet Japan's |
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Ill get you there in time. |
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Try me, sir! |
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Seatbelt, please, Dad. |
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Is this your ambulance? |
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My brother loaned it to me. |
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Save me some dessert. |
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Let's go. |
00:19:22 |
We're crawling 'cause of these tires, |
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Don't overheat! |
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Now look, kid. |
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The Rolls Royce of speed traps! |
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Turn it on. |
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Go to the roadside. |
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Put your arm out slightly. |
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You better learn on the old model. |
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We're on the highway? |
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You must like hospitals! |
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Catastrophe! |
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Chief! We got one! |
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A biggie: |
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206! |
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l think it was a 406. |
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206 mph, moron! |
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A white taxi at 206 mph. |
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Yup, 206! |
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We'll get him! |
00:21:15 |
You OK, sir? |
00:21:23 |
Its him! l must get there! |
00:21:25 |
Change of tactics! |
00:21:31 |
What? This isn't it! |
00:21:33 |
Its a short cut! |
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Hold on! |
00:22:03 |
l have a UFO on Runway 1! |
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Yield to aircraft. |
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We have just landed. |
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We hope |
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Excuse me, Captain, |
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l can't hear over the noise! |
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l repeat: taxi approaching. |
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l never ordered a taxi. |
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No, but l know him. |
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14 minutes 30! |
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Great! |
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Bertineau, why the taxi? |
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We lost a car. |
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Con-ninny-a! |
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What? |
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God help me! |
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Glad to be here. |
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Thank you |
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Me, Gibert, protect you |
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Our Secretary. |
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Dear fellow! |
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Im honoured to meet you. |
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Im a member of your security team. |
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You speak very well. |
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A little. |
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Pleased to meet you. |
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Only the blonde girl |
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l copy. Go back to base. |
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Let us offer you a cocktail. |
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Does your file say |
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Below my measurements. |
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Guess l stopped there. |
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Do me a favour, son. |
00:25:10 |
l sure do! |
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Love to, lady, but Im busy. |
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Always in the right place! |
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Bertineau, head of the Med. Basin. |
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Lilly's dad! |
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l was there for lunch. |
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Unbelievable! |
00:25:42 |
You couldn't stand cops. |
00:25:47 |
Well, he seems to like you. |
00:25:49 |
He wants you |
00:25:53 |
Half cops, half soldiers? |
00:25:56 |
Prefer half mechanics, |
00:26:00 |
Come on. The chat's the same: |
00:26:04 |
You'll fit in fine. |
00:26:08 |
Listen. lf Bertineau is Lilly's father, |
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What will he think if you say no? |
00:26:20 |
One drink, no more. |
00:26:32 |
Martini? |
00:26:34 |
One for the road won't hurt you! |
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Domo arigato. |
00:26:40 |
Locally made. |
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Excuse me. |
00:26:48 |
Don't get him too stewed |
00:26:52 |
No worries, |
00:26:55 |
Just softening him up. |
00:26:58 |
Is your plan ready? |
00:27:01 |
Sir, it's hearsed |
00:27:05 |
Its fine-turned to the second. |
00:27:12 |
You're not all as l imagined. |
00:27:16 |
No offence, |
00:27:21 |
l thought you'd be more... |
00:27:25 |
Pimply? |
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Yes, he's the ''fastest'' doctor l know. |
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Well, Im very grateful. |
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Ask me anything, |
00:27:42 |
'Course not! |
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Valid 1 year, parts and labour! |
00:27:50 |
Excuse me. |
00:27:53 |
Emilien, start of Operation Ninja. |
00:27:56 |
Petra, watch him. |
00:28:00 |
Friends with cops? |
00:28:04 |
Good! Its rare. |
00:28:07 |
anti-army, anti-everything! |
00:28:12 |
Sir, my patients are waiting. |
00:28:15 |
Wait! 5 more minutes. |
00:28:40 |
Selling the Japs Peugeot? |
00:28:43 |
This is the Cobra. |
00:28:45 |
Specially designed |
00:28:50 |
Titanium bodywork. |
00:28:52 |
The multiple side panels |
00:28:56 |
Missile detectors, |
00:28:58 |
Coating: Phantom! |
00:29:02 |
Its linked to the Atlas satellite... |
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and if necessary, |
00:29:10 |
Now, the engine. |
00:29:13 |
Ninja! |
00:29:18 |
Nice noise for a V12. |
00:29:20 |
V12 engine, twin turbos. |
00:29:24 |
Top speed: 210 mph! |
00:29:27 |
Range: 550 miles. |
00:29:31 |
2 airbags in front, 2 in back, |
00:29:35 |
8 in all for maximum protection. |
00:29:39 |
Ladies and gentleman, |
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indestructible! |
00:29:49 |
That's just 'cause we set it |
00:29:52 |
Its usually on normal! |
00:29:58 |
See the balloons? |
00:30:00 |
Useful against thieves! |
00:30:02 |
Get him out! |
00:30:06 |
Tell him not to worry. |
00:30:12 |
He needs the bathroom. |
00:30:14 |
Bertrand, go with him. |
00:30:18 |
It'll be good as new |
00:30:24 |
Will he? |
00:30:28 |
Sir, l have a young civilian driver. |
00:30:36 |
Banco! |
00:30:39 |
Before your tour of the town, Ill show |
00:30:51 |
Gimme that! |
00:30:55 |
Wear this. |
00:30:58 |
Even a cretin with mitts on |
00:31:02 |
Take him away! |
00:31:08 |
Told you! |
00:31:11 |
Go on! Ninja! |
00:31:15 |
How do you stop it? |
00:31:21 |
Ninja! |
00:31:22 |
The mission's simple. We prepared |
00:31:28 |
Like the ghost train? |
00:31:35 |
Above all, don't worry. |
00:31:39 |
lf the Nip... |
00:31:42 |
Don't play while Im talking. |
00:31:48 |
Great! |
00:31:51 |
Sir, we shall now escort you |
00:31:56 |
Get in! |
00:32:02 |
Up shit creek again! |
00:32:15 |
Forward! |
00:32:44 |
They're here. |
00:32:47 |
On this road. |
00:32:50 |
Very good, Katano. |
00:32:58 |
Spring Roll, come in. |
00:33:05 |
Hey, Emilien, come in! |
00:33:07 |
Do you read me? |
00:33:10 |
We just left for the 1st trap. |
00:33:15 |
OK, 20 minutes to warm up. |
00:33:21 |
What about us? |
00:33:25 |
l don't know. Any ideas? |
00:33:27 |
Yeah, but 20 inches... |
00:33:31 |
Oh yeah? So, we need an idea |
00:33:37 |
Yes, that would work! |
00:33:40 |
But... l too have an idea. |
00:33:43 |
Im sure you'll really like it. |
00:33:47 |
Oh yeah? |
00:33:49 |
That 'd be marvellous! |
00:33:51 |
It'd be ideal! |
00:33:58 |
Make the most |
00:34:04 |
to learn Japanese! |
00:34:06 |
It wasn't the same idea. |
00:34:13 |
He won't see much of Marseille. |
00:34:16 |
Sorry, he's suffering from jetlag. |
00:34:19 |
May l ask why your boss is here? |
00:34:22 |
To sign very big contract |
00:34:27 |
He'll sure see that! |
00:34:30 |
Sure l do! |
00:34:35 |
A foreigner is doubly suspect! |
00:34:38 |
Then there's the guilty, |
00:34:44 |
lf he's tanned, he just sun-bathes and |
00:34:49 |
So, he's guilty. Faultless logic! |
00:34:52 |
That boy any good? |
00:34:53 |
Very good. A young doctor, |
00:34:58 |
Something tells me they're flirting. |
00:35:01 |
Only natural at their age. |
00:35:03 |
To make the guilty party confess, |
00:35:08 |
Simple! |
00:35:11 |
Episode 1: Beat him up! |
00:35:13 |
Good, healthy exercise! |
00:35:16 |
Episode 2: Tax 'em to raise |
00:35:20 |
Episode 3: Drink copiously! |
00:35:23 |
Im pleased some youngsters |
00:35:28 |
A good son-in-law. |
00:35:31 |
Many French gangs? |
00:35:33 |
The most dangerous are |
00:35:37 |
Easy to spot: |
00:35:43 |
Go toward the port. |
00:35:47 |
He sounds very polite. |
00:35:52 |
Polite to your face, |
00:35:56 |
Like in the souk. |
00:36:00 |
But Ive got my eye on him. |
00:36:08 |
Tell me something. |
00:36:10 |
Ive not been in the police long, |
00:36:14 |
What means the word |
00:36:19 |
Why 'd he stop? |
00:36:22 |
What's going on? |
00:36:24 |
Just a simultaneous translation |
00:36:31 |
Cut the crap. |
00:36:56 |
Don't worry! |
00:36:57 |
General alert. |
00:37:17 |
Shit! |
00:37:21 |
Missile? What missile? |
00:37:27 |
Atlas: real-time missile diversion. |
00:37:30 |
Unique! |
00:37:34 |
Impressive, |
00:37:36 |
Don't worry. |
00:37:43 |
Shit, my boat! |
00:38:04 |
The high point of our show. |
00:38:12 |
Impressive! |
00:38:16 |
Very good work, Gibert. |
00:38:18 |
Thank you, sir, Im so pleased to be |
00:38:36 |
Roadhog! |
00:38:37 |
OK, the coast is clear. |
00:38:45 |
Impressive |
00:39:03 |
Your moves are improving, |
00:39:08 |
Spring Roll! Copy? |
00:39:11 |
Just fine. Did you make it. |
00:39:14 |
1st attack completed. |
00:39:18 |
Ready? |
00:39:20 |
Petra and l were checking |
00:39:25 |
Emilien, Gibert here. |
00:39:28 |
Im counting on you. |
00:39:30 |
You can count on me, Petra. |
00:39:35 |
Count on Petra! |
00:39:40 |
Go! |
00:40:06 |
Dammit, l told you to warm up! |
00:40:08 |
We're hot! |
00:40:09 |
Gibert will kill you guys! |
00:40:15 |
Just off to the little girls' room. |
00:40:21 |
Ill go with you. You never know. |
00:40:38 |
Can't you read? |
00:40:42 |
Get a move on, you fag! |
00:40:44 |
Oh shit! |
00:41:01 |
Now turn left. |
00:41:05 |
Yes, chief. |
00:41:11 |
He says you drive well. |
00:41:14 |
It freaks me out |
00:41:25 |
Putting in earplugs? |
00:41:29 |
Nein! |
00:41:32 |
Brand-new! |
00:41:35 |
But how do we talk? |
00:41:38 |
l know you French can't handle it, |
00:41:44 |
Yeah, but if you have a problem |
00:41:51 |
Can you hear me? |
00:41:57 |
1 bang means yes, 2 means no! |
00:42:02 |
Mind if we keep chatting? |
00:42:06 |
That's good, 'cause the closed door |
00:42:15 |
l don't dare |
00:42:22 |
Your eyes trouble me. |
00:42:26 |
so blue! |
00:42:30 |
What's Spring Roll up to? |
00:42:33 |
Its in code. |
00:42:37 |
When your eyes look at me... |
00:42:39 |
Its a 1st, |
00:42:43 |
Part of method? |
00:42:49 |
Its good to open my heart to you. |
00:42:53 |
You don't mind too much? |
00:43:03 |
Should l go on, then? |
00:43:05 |
l don't get it! |
00:43:06 |
Have you noticed |
00:43:13 |
''No''? |
00:43:20 |
Good! |
00:43:23 |
OK, Petra, Ill say something |
00:43:29 |
He'll screw up! |
00:43:31 |
Well, since Day One, |
00:43:38 |
Well played! |
00:43:40 |
There, l said it! |
00:43:42 |
Now put me out of my misery: |
00:43:47 |
So, uh... |
00:43:50 |
1 bang: yes, 2 means no. |
00:43:56 |
Change channels to talk dirty! |
00:44:01 |
Left here, kid. |
00:44:13 |
He's not one of us. |
00:44:25 |
That's for sure. |
00:44:46 |
What're you playing at? |
00:44:50 |
Sorry to be so down: |
00:44:53 |
Smell a trap? |
00:45:00 |
Strange how those trucks are parked. |
00:45:07 |
No, there's no trap. |
00:45:12 |
Drive on! |
00:45:18 |
l should know. |
00:45:27 |
Well, l never! |
00:45:31 |
What's he up to? |
00:45:46 |
What page? |
00:46:00 |
That's not on my list. |
00:46:12 |
Hats off! |
00:46:15 |
Shit! |
00:46:32 |
What happened? |
00:46:34 |
Some Ninjas... came, |
00:46:38 |
What? He didn't fly away? |
00:46:41 |
He did! At that speed, |
00:46:47 |
Ask Atlas. |
00:46:51 |
General alert! |
00:46:55 |
Stop! Police! |
00:47:49 |
Shit! |
00:48:24 |
Complex town, huh? |
00:48:27 |
The jails are no bigger! |
00:48:29 |
Lie down there! |
00:48:35 |
You speak French? |
00:48:37 |
Me warn you: me shoot! |
00:48:40 |
Spread out! |
00:48:57 |
Is that how you wanna play it? |
00:49:09 |
Now where are they? |
00:49:13 |
Where's Emilien? Emilien! |
00:49:17 |
l reckon he's near the garbage. |
00:49:20 |
l was this close to getting 'em, |
00:49:24 |
They took the Secretary! |
00:49:27 |
The Nip, not ours. |
00:49:30 |
Yeah, and they got Petra, too. |
00:49:33 |
Good. She speaks Japanese, |
00:50:04 |
Lilly, Im coming. |
00:50:08 |
But it's been 2 hours. |
00:50:12 |
All over? |
00:50:15 |
Ill be on fire soon. |
00:50:17 |
Im coming. Watch a documentary - |
00:50:21 |
Ill be 5 minutes. |
00:50:24 |
4 minutes! |
00:50:37 |
Its my fault |
00:50:41 |
You shoulda gone with her. |
00:50:48 |
Finished scratching about yet? |
00:50:51 |
There were indeed cars here. |
00:50:55 |
You read Sherlock Holmes |
00:50:59 |
Don't you have any clues |
00:51:02 |
We'll analyze the tire samples |
00:51:07 |
They'll have time |
00:51:15 |
Thanks for everything, |
00:51:19 |
Want your convertible? |
00:51:21 |
We're in shit! |
00:51:25 |
Please help us find a clue. |
00:51:27 |
Look, Lilly's on fire. |
00:51:31 |
They got my girl. |
00:51:35 |
Take a look, then Ill handle it. |
00:51:43 |
From below, l saw 3 black Mitsubishis. |
00:51:47 |
A new model. |
00:51:50 |
Tires straight from Japan. |
00:51:53 |
Smell it. |
00:51:55 |
Meaning? |
00:51:58 |
You got fish oil for brains? |
00:52:02 |
They were on a boat from Japan! |
00:52:07 |
See? Now, are they stolen cars? |
00:52:11 |
Alain! |
00:52:13 |
OK, you put your tweezers down. |
00:52:16 |
On Monday morning, you'll get a whistle |
00:52:23 |
Idiots! |
00:52:25 |
Nothing stolen from the port. |
00:52:28 |
Bingo! |
00:52:32 |
Why wasn't the theft declared? |
00:52:36 |
'Cause they use the warehouse |
00:52:40 |
You can be real smart! |
00:52:42 |
General alert! |
00:52:47 |
Explain it to me once more. |
00:52:53 |
Im on my way! |
00:52:56 |
No, l stopped. There was a report |
00:53:01 |
Lilly's worried. |
00:53:03 |
Give me that. |
00:53:04 |
Tell your mom it's OK, |
00:53:09 |
He did a great job. Good recruit. |
00:53:11 |
He'll bring me home. |
00:53:17 |
C'mon, let's go. |
00:54:01 |
What's Gibert up to? |
00:54:04 |
l dunno. He's been in the john for ages, |
00:54:26 |
What's up? |
00:54:43 |
They won't come. |
00:54:47 |
l think this was their 1st base. |
00:55:07 |
Suspect approaching. |
00:55:10 |
They always return to the crime scene! |
00:55:18 |
Captain? |
00:55:21 |
Suspects approaching front door. |
00:55:24 |
Perfect! |
00:55:27 |
Im ready for 'em! |
00:55:40 |
Hey, you sure about this? |
00:55:44 |
What? |
00:55:47 |
There's a mountain of VCRs, |
00:55:51 |
They're about to break in. |
00:55:53 |
We got 'em! |
00:55:57 |
Sure. |
00:55:59 |
Well, no. |
00:56:04 |
Uh-oh! |
00:56:08 |
l like to stay close to my men. |
00:56:14 |
Just like in the old days! |
00:56:17 |
It was long ago. |
00:56:21 |
But the reflexes... |
00:56:25 |
are still intact! |
00:56:28 |
Believe me. |
00:56:37 |
Sure there's no cops? |
00:56:41 |
They're all watching the game. |
00:56:46 |
Ready to attack? |
00:56:54 |
You worry me. |
00:56:57 |
Its OK. Tie the knot. |
00:57:00 |
Uh-oh. |
00:57:04 |
See? They're all |
00:57:11 |
Attack! |
00:57:19 |
Shit! |
00:57:22 |
Emilien? |
00:57:25 |
Bonzai! |
00:57:28 |
Someone being knifed? |
00:57:36 |
The knot's all right. |
00:57:42 |
Maybe the rope. |
00:57:44 |
You got the wrong one. |
00:57:46 |
Ambulance! Now! |
00:58:06 |
l should never have left her |
00:58:10 |
That's enough crying over spilled milk. |
00:58:16 |
l am! But we don't have |
00:58:20 |
Ask the right questions. |
00:58:22 |
Why didn't the Yakuza kill him at once? |
00:58:26 |
Why? Did they ask for a ransom? |
00:58:30 |
Why kidnap him here? |
00:58:35 |
Why's he going to Paris? |
00:58:37 |
To sign contracts. |
00:58:43 |
There! Maybe they want to stop him. |
00:58:48 |
He's right. |
00:58:52 |
l know you. |
00:58:56 |
Im here to protect the Secretary. |
00:59:01 |
Funny! l too am. |
00:59:05 |
That's Daniel. |
00:59:09 |
Clever! |
00:59:12 |
Yakuza. Controls the north. |
00:59:16 |
Refuses airplanes, trains, |
00:59:20 |
As France is keen to sell, |
00:59:23 |
The Secretary won't sign, |
00:59:27 |
Tsumoto sent over |
00:59:31 |
The Secretary, when the time is right |
00:59:36 |
Perhaps the President. |
00:59:39 |
France will sever |
00:59:43 |
Exactly. |
00:59:44 |
We must free your friend |
00:59:49 |
l better tell my boss. |
00:59:53 |
Listen. |
00:59:57 |
As we're in a rush, we better |
01:00:02 |
No? |
01:00:04 |
No Nip'll beat us! Pardon me! |
01:00:08 |
First, can you find them in Paris? |
01:00:12 |
Easy! Child's play! |
01:00:40 |
Thanks, Joe. You saved my life! |
01:00:45 |
They're hiding out |
01:00:48 |
Sure it's her? Uh, them! |
01:00:50 |
3 black Mitsubishis |
01:00:55 |
To the airport! |
01:01:01 |
We can't wait. |
01:01:05 |
Get up! Its war! |
01:01:08 |
Men! |
01:01:13 |
The troops? |
01:01:16 |
You're indebted to me. |
01:01:19 |
l need your help. |
01:01:35 |
Shit! What 're they up to? |
01:01:47 |
Cool, pal! Way to go! |
01:01:49 |
l really hope you know |
01:01:54 |
Got a better idea? |
01:01:57 |
Well, think fast! |
01:02:22 |
l got it! Let me out. |
01:02:44 |
Are you cool? |
01:02:46 |
You bet! Cool as ice! |
01:02:48 |
Just shout, OK? |
01:02:52 |
OK, Im shouting! |
01:02:55 |
There are 3. |
01:02:58 |
Oh, right! |
01:03:03 |
Got your license? |
01:03:06 |
So, take over here. |
01:03:08 |
C'mon, move! |
01:03:18 |
Ill steer us. |
01:03:21 |
Straight ahead. |
01:03:23 |
Straight ahead? OK! |
01:03:26 |
Come on, just relax. |
01:03:33 |
That's good. Real good. |
01:03:38 |
Oh Lilly, you OK? |
01:03:41 |
Who's the warbler? |
01:03:45 |
No, a nurse! |
01:03:46 |
You in a massage parlour? |
01:03:50 |
We're in the sky. |
01:03:53 |
Emilien's steering, |
01:03:56 |
the nurse is singing |
01:03:59 |
You smoke a tree?! |
01:04:01 |
Im trying to save |
01:04:05 |
Ill call you when we land! |
01:04:07 |
Goddammit! |
01:04:10 |
You OK, hon? |
01:04:14 |
What a doubter! |
01:04:18 |
Try to turn left a bit. |
01:04:21 |
Now, turn left. |
01:04:37 |
Hi there! |
01:04:41 |
Its OK! Stay calm! |
01:04:44 |
Move! |
01:04:52 |
You know them? |
01:04:55 |
An old pupil. |
01:05:01 |
OK, Lionel? |
01:05:04 |
Hello there. |
01:05:09 |
All set, Coutta? |
01:05:37 |
l see her. |
01:05:38 |
God, she's lovely! |
01:05:42 |
The Secretary? |
01:05:53 |
Maybe we should get 'em back. |
01:05:59 |
It won't be easy. |
01:06:01 |
What a jerk l am! |
01:06:03 |
Her earphone! |
01:06:10 |
Are you ready to kill? |
01:06:14 |
You hear me? |
01:06:19 |
We're not far away. |
01:06:22 |
Get up... |
01:06:24 |
and turn around. |
01:06:31 |
Show me your hands. |
01:06:38 |
What's going on? |
01:06:41 |
You suck! |
01:06:44 |
Sit down. We're coming. |
01:06:46 |
Easy to say! |
01:06:49 |
That's what worries me! |
01:06:51 |
You hear only what l tell you. |
01:06:56 |
Only what l tell you. |
01:07:04 |
You obey me. |
01:07:08 |
You do only what l tell you. |
01:07:17 |
l wanna go home! |
01:07:20 |
'Cause it's cold |
01:07:27 |
You're going to sleep. |
01:07:37 |
Raise your arms. |
01:07:46 |
Hey, it's my turn now! |
01:07:49 |
Im not bad at hypnosis! |
01:07:51 |
Sit! |
01:07:54 |
Now lie down! |
01:07:58 |
Now sleep! |
01:08:03 |
Freeze or you'll sleep, too! |
01:08:06 |
OK, Ill cover you. |
01:08:13 |
Hey, girls, what're you doing? |
01:09:02 |
No need. |
01:09:04 |
Its not loaded. |
01:09:06 |
What's that? |
01:09:08 |
How come? |
01:09:11 |
It was me. |
01:09:16 |
So... it was never loaded? |
01:09:20 |
So you wouldn't get hurt. |
01:09:45 |
Im late. |
01:09:51 |
Its OK, Ill manage. |
01:09:56 |
Jump in there! |
01:09:57 |
Are you sure? |
01:10:00 |
l don't wanna fall down! |
01:10:20 |
Catch those clowns! |
01:10:48 |
Fancy some sushi? |
01:10:50 |
No exit, Daniel! |
01:11:22 |
Nips closing in! |
01:11:36 |
One less! |
01:11:40 |
We'll get out here. |
01:12:01 |
We're too heavy. |
01:12:04 |
Ask your colleagues to help out. |
01:12:07 |
Forget it. |
01:12:09 |
You just never asked 'em politely! |
01:12:12 |
What the... ? |
01:12:25 |
You faggots not at the parade? |
01:12:27 |
Soldiers ain't your thing? You'd rather |
01:12:33 |
How 'bout a love parade? |
01:12:36 |
Catch me if you can! |
01:12:43 |
You went a bit far! |
01:12:50 |
Catch him alive! |
01:13:08 |
Where are you? |
01:13:13 |
Where's Trocadero? |
01:13:15 |
Change at Chatelet! |
01:13:33 |
A bus! |
01:13:49 |
Oh, the Eiffel Tower! |
01:13:59 |
Off the grass! |
01:14:14 |
Straight on! |
01:14:16 |
OK! |
01:14:22 |
There's one! |
01:14:24 |
Get the taxi! |
01:14:27 |
Kamikaze! |
01:15:49 |
l can't shake 'em! |
01:15:52 |
Ill get out! |
01:15:54 |
l can't! |
01:15:59 |
Call the General. |
01:16:02 |
Loud 'n clear! |
01:16:05 |
Whizzing by! |
01:16:06 |
He's gotta block the Dauphine tunnel. |
01:16:11 |
Give me 5 minutes. |
01:16:15 |
Picard? Bertineau here. |
01:16:19 |
Got a spare tank or two? |
01:16:26 |
He better hurry up! |
01:16:40 |
We're there. What's he up to? |
01:16:43 |
OK, sir, the tunnel is blocked. |
01:16:46 |
4 mins. 32. |
01:16:48 |
Well done, sir. |
01:16:56 |
l don't wanna play! |
01:17:00 |
l don't wanna hit a tank! |
01:17:03 |
l wanna spend time with Petra |
01:17:06 |
Im taking you to Heaven! |
01:17:11 |
l wanna stay here on Earth! |
01:17:48 |
Learn to drive, you moron! |
01:17:53 |
You scared me again! |
01:17:55 |
Maybe one day you'll trust me! |
01:18:02 |
You're wonderful. |
01:18:06 |
Thanks, but right now, |
01:18:11 |
Yeah, we're going home. |
01:18:20 |
Not the TV! |
01:18:21 |
Just 5 minutes. |
01:18:34 |
It looks like Daniel's taxi! |
01:18:57 |
Well, that's brand-new. |
01:19:04 |
Ill drop you at the grandstand. |
01:19:14 |
Translation: J. Miller |