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00:03:01 Keep dreamin', brother!
00:03:24 Are you free?
00:03:25 Mylord's offer is tempting,
00:03:30 But maybe I can amend that?
00:03:32 Aaah... mylord is
00:03:35 Who must I kill, at this rate?
00:03:36 Nobody, but I must get to the airport.
00:03:39 20 minutes? Leaves me enough time
00:03:48 It's a perfect opportunity to test out
00:03:50 let me know what you think!
00:04:23 Do you mind if I put some music on?
00:04:25 No... but get moving!
00:04:29 And there we go...!
00:04:43 Mylord is lucky, the streets of
00:04:46 it's more practical for sightseeing!
00:04:48 Yeah, lucky me...
00:04:56 But all this visiting is
00:04:59 fasten your seatbelt please,
00:05:01 No problem!
00:05:24 You got some change?
00:05:25 Well, no...
00:05:27 Me neither...!
00:05:31 Wasn't that Daniel?
00:05:33 Who else 'd you think?
00:05:35 Looks like he's in good shape!
00:05:38 I wouldn't be so sure...
00:05:42 A new weapon? What kind of weapon?
00:05:45 A secret one.
00:05:47 "State Police"
00:05:55 This is boring...
00:06:03 Oh shit! 298 km/h!
00:06:05 Attention!
00:06:09 l repeat: 298 km/h!
00:06:11 Roger, we're on it!
00:06:25 l was worried there,
00:06:27 But that's a cop car!
00:06:29 Oh no, just some old pals...
00:06:30 They're very playful, you know!
00:06:33 Bertrand, get his number
00:06:34 Don't worry...
00:06:40 "Go Marseille!"
00:06:41 Hey that's not a plate number!
00:06:52 Ok, game's over.
00:07:00 Hey, why are you stopping?
00:07:01 Are you kidding?
00:07:05 Is that nitro?
00:07:06 Oh no, a friend of mine has a bar...
00:07:08 it's made with Pastis.
00:07:10 If you want, I can give you the address...
00:07:13 You're very kind!
00:07:28 Hold on a second... is that a TGV?
00:07:32 Yeah, it's a good machine...
00:07:33 it's fast in the curves...
00:07:39 Mamma mia!
00:07:45 Where do I drop you off?
00:07:46 Here!
00:07:50 19 minutes 32 seconds!
00:07:55 I'm impressed!
00:07:58 usually whenever I stop, hop!
00:08:01 Thanks!
00:08:07 You're sure it's the right place?
00:08:08 Absolutely.
00:08:15 Oh, I see...
00:08:18 Well thank you for your cooperation...
00:08:23 Tell me, don't I know you from somewhere...?
00:08:26 If I'd ever met you, I'd remember that!
00:08:30 {Y:i}Bon voyage!
00:08:36 Emilien's never gonna believe me!
00:10:31 Subtitles by Smarties
00:10:39 What's wrong?
00:10:41 Nothing. l had a nightmare.
00:11:09 What the hell are you doing?
00:11:10 Nothing! It's only been 8 months
00:11:13 Because of that gang?
00:11:14 They've been bugging us for 8 months.
00:11:19 I noticed that! I've been trying
00:11:23 I know, I know... We just can't
00:11:26 Did you hear what I said?
00:11:27 Of course!
00:11:28 And I'm glad you mention it,
00:11:30 all dressed up as Santa Claus,
00:11:31 And you don't believe in
00:11:33 I do! I mean, no,
00:11:35 Now winter's here and I worry about the
00:11:38 Speaking of which, I already know
00:11:42 Thanks Petra but you can't help me.
00:11:46 And me Émilien, l need to talk
00:11:50 Ok, that's a deal.
00:11:52 What are you doing?
00:11:54 l'm going to the office.
00:11:55 But it's 3 AM!
00:11:56 What? Oh yeah... That's ok.
00:12:03 There won't be any traffic for sure!
00:12:05 Good!
00:12:10 See you in the office?
00:12:55 Hello, I'd like to
00:12:57 Oh - Lily, honey!
00:12:59 Yes! I'm awake at 4 AM,
00:13:02 But it ain't broken!
00:13:04 l am just making some modifications
00:13:08 Listen, could you also install a heater
00:13:11 It would make me a bit more stable
00:13:15 Except that it's not just in
00:13:17 Don't say that, Lily...
00:13:18 Don't touch me! It'll take me forever
00:13:23 Uh... what's a scrungie?
00:13:24 A scrungie is used to clean out jugs,
00:13:29 Don't say that! Let me wash my hands,
00:13:31 Oh no no no dear sir,
00:13:34 You wash your hands, then wait an hour
00:13:37 and by then, usually
00:13:41 Gee you're really up and running today!
00:13:42 Look, I woke up two hours ago,
00:13:45 and since I couldn't sleep,
00:13:48 instead of just watching TV!
00:13:50 Daniel! We don't HAVE a TV!
00:13:53 Never mind, it's the
00:13:54 There's no TV, no stereo
00:13:56 no curtains, no couch, not a single
00:13:59 assuming you'd ever offer me flowers...
00:14:01 But we DO have a fridge. It's filled
00:14:05 Lily...
00:14:06 We also have a shower
00:14:08 a washer, specially designed
00:14:10 a wardrobe, in which
00:14:12 for room with host of tires...
00:14:14 And finally, a glorious symbol of our
00:14:20 Hey what's wrong with you?
00:14:22 No I'm not, that's the whole point!
00:14:25 l just can't live anymore in a garage!
00:14:27 l am a women.
00:14:28 A woman is not just a smile
00:14:31 A women moves, thinks, evolves, and
00:14:39 Oh dear... all this just because
00:14:41 That's women for you...!
00:14:48 What's all that fuss about,
00:14:58 Lily, what are you doing?
00:15:01 I'm going back to live with my parents.
00:15:02 What, you're trading a garage
00:15:04 Barracks with curtains, a small
00:15:07 Lily, this is ridiculous.
00:15:09 You thought it was funny to
00:15:10 Yes, but it's not funny anymore and
00:15:13 First of all you don't live with ME,
00:15:16 This garage is too small
00:15:18 It's your car or me. Good bye!
00:16:06 Hi there, girls!
00:16:11 Hey, take it easy!
00:16:15 Well then... Merry Christmas!
00:16:24 But...? What are you doing...?
00:16:28 Did you sleep in here?
00:16:30 No, l was just dozing for five minutes...
00:16:32 Must've been 5 long minutes then,
00:16:37 See, it's the same with trees...
00:16:38 You know, tree stumps?
00:16:40 Well see, I can tell you've
00:16:45 ...20 years.
00:16:51 Oh, forget it.
00:16:54 Apparently nobody likes jokes
00:16:56 To think that I signed up because
00:16:58 Stop it or I'm gonna split
00:17:00 Hey guys! I just got some fresh
00:17:04 Oh, no, no...
00:17:08 Don't be stupid guys, it's high quality!
00:17:09 Gosh really, from Jamaic...?
00:17:15 OK then - your loss.
00:17:18 Bye...
00:17:19 Tell me...
00:17:20 Hey!
00:17:23 Rashid...!
00:17:23 Well then, good day to you...
00:17:26 What's that supposed to mean?
00:17:29 And what are all these posters on the wall?
00:17:31 Uh... Bob Marley?
00:17:32 Damnit, this is a police
00:17:34 Are you aware that we've been trying
00:17:38 The Santa Claus gang?
00:17:39 Yes, the Santa Claus gang!
00:17:41 Glad you remembered
00:17:44 37 robberies in 8 months,
00:17:47 I've searched everywhere...
00:17:51 I feel useless.
00:17:56 How about if I... if I ask
00:18:01 No.
00:18:02 I'm just trying to help here...
00:18:06 How about a little breakfast then?
00:18:10 Just to get some energy back?
00:18:14 OK, let's go have breakfast.
00:18:32 Guess you were a little hungry, eh?
00:18:34 I haven't eaten for days, out of
00:18:37 l have these terrible nightmares.
00:18:38 I'm strapped to a chair and a dozen
00:18:41 It's horrible!
00:18:42 Stop it. Stop it, it's horrible!
00:18:44 Your shoe's untied.
00:18:46 Plus it'll be Christmas soon,
00:18:50 That's right! It was easier in July!
00:18:52 Yeah but we didn't catch 'em then...
00:18:54 And now Christmas is coming,
00:18:57 Something big, to finish
00:18:59 There's one thing that's puzzling me:
00:19:04 Nobody would suspect a Santa!
00:19:07 Santa is nice, he gives presents,
00:19:12 It's usually too big...
00:19:17 Or too small...
00:19:22 It's a perfect disguise...
00:19:25 to hide...
00:19:29 a gun!
00:19:43 I can see that you are interested
00:19:46 it can chop, slice and grind!
00:19:48 Do you have kids?
00:20:06 You there, freeze!
00:20:13 Don't move!
00:20:17 What happened?
00:20:18 I got one, Alain!
00:20:22 But how did you know he was a fake,
00:20:25 Have you ever seen a Santa
00:20:27 A gun! How'd you know?
00:20:28 This dork dropped it!
00:20:30 What a dork!
00:20:31 Yep, dorky for sure.
00:20:32 You're a dork!
00:20:33 The inspector's gonna like this!
00:20:35 Hello boss! Look what I got here!
00:20:39 You, put your ass down
00:20:43 Well, until the Chief gets here,
00:20:47 I think that desk fits me, what d'you think?
00:20:49 Hey, you're sure about this?
00:20:50 Bof, he's gone anyway...
00:20:52 I'm sure we won't remain simple
00:20:54 Ok Santa, in the meantime you're gonna
00:20:58 Who did you steal it from?
00:21:01 Alain, I think that Santa
00:21:04 The Marseille region?
00:21:12 Whenever you forget something,
00:21:15 You got that?
00:21:15 Now about this gun... you know,
00:21:18 All we have to do is
00:21:20 and in a few seconds we'll know
00:21:22 which idiot got his weapon mugged!
00:21:27 What a dork!
00:21:32 - lmpossible!
00:21:34 Did you know that you stole this
00:21:37 Can you explain how
00:21:40 Alain...
00:21:41 Maybe it would be easier
00:21:45 You're right.
00:21:52 Émilien?
00:21:55 Co... commissioner!
00:21:59 I'm needed out there...
00:22:03 But why are you dressed up
00:22:05 l am doing my job, Émilien. I tried
00:22:09 but you had to screw up
00:22:12 I'm... I'm sorry, Chief, but...!
00:22:14 Why didn't you inform us,
00:22:16 It's not an invasion,
00:22:18 Precise, meticulous
00:22:20 But don't worry Émilien, I'll get
00:22:24 It includes a cap and a whistle,
00:22:28 And now would you please
00:22:30 Of course, Chief.
00:22:31 Shit...
00:22:34 Hurry up Émilien,
00:22:36 5 minutes, Chief.
00:22:45 Are you Commissioner Gibert?
00:22:48 No, not yet...
00:22:49 I mean, I'm not commissioner yet and
00:22:54 I mean, I sure wouldn't want
00:22:56 The key, Émilien...!
00:22:57 Right away, Chief!
00:23:06 Are you commissioner Gibert?
00:23:10 Yes I am... wha wha...
00:23:14 Good afternoon.
00:23:16 Qiu? Coo, how cute! I would queue
00:23:19 I mean, that's a really
00:23:22 That name from China?
00:23:24 Yes. My mother is chinese,
00:23:28 Aah, l know the place well...
00:23:31 l am a journalist from
00:23:34 I am currently working on a big
00:23:38 l want to follow closely the work of a big
00:23:42 Err, yeah that's right... 6' 4" and 220 lb,
00:23:48 How impressive.
00:23:50 Oh? Yes, sure! When I look in the mirror
00:23:54 May I get "embedded"
00:23:58 As often and as long
00:24:00 Err, l mean, as long as needed
00:24:02 I like to be in bed too when
00:24:05 Thank you very much.
00:24:08 With pleasure...
00:24:16 - Thank you, coochie...!
00:24:22 What are you doing, dressed
00:24:25 Eh? This!
00:24:29 We are trying to catch a gang, whose
00:24:33 So we have to merge with their universe
00:24:37 And the handcuffs?
00:24:38 I have no idea, they're not mine!
00:24:41 So, any further questions?
00:24:44 Come in.
00:24:46 Am I disturbing?
00:24:47 Oh no, in my current state,
00:24:49 Well since you're alone in your
00:24:52 I'd like to talk with
00:24:54 Petra, please, not now.
00:24:56 At home all think about is your work.
00:25:01 ...maybe we could discuss
00:25:02 Not today Petra.
00:25:04 But you've been telling me
00:25:07 Listen, l am in shit creek up to my neck
00:25:11 What is it this time?
00:25:14 l caught a Santa.
00:25:17 So of course, l thought
00:25:18 You don't need to see a Santa
00:25:21 You're ALWAYS thinking
00:25:22 Yes, but this time there were both:
00:25:26 You disarmed him by yourself?
00:25:27 Well... yes?
00:25:29 Guess he wasn't
00:25:31 Unfortunately not...
00:25:34 Sure, just laugh at me.
00:25:36 It's the worst day of my life, and you
00:25:40 You'd like me to cheer you up?
00:25:41 Why, yes... you could say something nice,
00:25:45 for example, tell me some good news.
00:25:49 Émilien! l am pregnant.
00:25:52 No!
00:25:52 Yes!
00:25:55 Well yes, of course....
00:25:58 For 8 months, Émilien!
00:26:00 - No!
00:26:02 Oh... but how did it happen?
00:26:04 I met the Holy Ghost,
00:26:06 8 months? It can't be! I was there,
00:26:11 And your breasts...
00:26:13 Aah... so that's why they became so...!
00:26:18 And you... you're gonna keep it?
00:26:20 It's a bit too late
00:26:22 Well yes, but...
00:26:24 I've been trying to
00:26:27 I've placed cauliflowers in every room!
00:26:31 Oh... yeah, l was wondering
00:26:33 And I hung up at least 20 echographies.
00:26:49 ls it my baby?
00:26:50 Well for now it's mine.
00:26:51 lf you want a share of it,
00:26:56 ls the baby normal?
00:26:57 Good question, when you
00:27:00 but yes, amazingly,
00:27:02 But then... if you're pregnant
00:27:06 and you want to keep the baby...
00:27:10 Yes! What a display of brainpower!
00:27:15 l am going to be a daddy?
00:27:17 Yes. And this child will need
00:27:22 Count on me Petra,
00:27:26 Lily!
00:27:38 What a fool you are.
00:27:40 What good is your big car now, if you
00:27:49 Rapid test?
00:27:50 Rapid test for what?
00:27:54 Two bars...
00:28:05 Hello!
00:28:06 Hello!
00:28:07 Do you have the box
00:28:09 Let me see...
00:28:12 "Clearblue rapid test".
00:28:15 Yes exactly, that's what
00:28:17 Aaah, I see... Let me fetch them,
00:28:37 Guess what, I'm out of them!
00:28:39 They're in high demand these days.
00:28:42 ... a cute little baby for Christmas!
00:28:44 See, I want to find out if
00:28:47 Aaah, I see... Just a minute,
00:28:50 Angel!
00:28:51 She's studying pharmacy,
00:28:55 You'll see, it's really impressive!
00:28:57 Angel, what's that?
00:29:00 l am so sorry daddy!
00:29:03 But I drank a little too much
00:29:05 But honey! There are condoms here,
00:29:08 Yes, but we don't
00:29:10 Who did that to you?
00:29:11 I have no idea!
00:29:12 What do you mean, "no idea"!
00:29:14 l told you, l was drunk!
00:29:17 Oh my God...!
00:29:19 Oh come on... merry Christmas!
00:29:22 "Where is the police?"
00:29:23 Gentlemen, this is serious.
00:29:25 All the attempts we made to
00:29:28 including a personal commando
00:29:30 have failed, part of them because
00:29:34 But nevermind, this is the past!
00:29:37 what we decided yesterday
00:29:41 You should write that down.
00:29:43 Maybe a little twisted,
00:29:46 Émilien, your shoe's untied.
00:29:47 Yeah, it's just great...
00:29:49 That's good...
00:29:50 At "this is serious", Chief!
00:29:51 Yes it IS serious!
00:29:53 And l won't accept any inopportune
00:29:58 Don't write that.
00:29:59 I want everything to be perfect,
00:30:04 You see, last summer l attended
00:30:07 so you see, some of the language
00:30:10 Crazy, eh?
00:30:12 ... eh?...
00:30:13 So now I am giving you the "go"...
00:30:18 Not having caught the Santa gang
00:30:24 Of course this means no
00:30:27 Not even an excuse letter
00:30:29 Especially since miss Piu... Qiu,
00:30:34 Is giving us the honor of
00:30:36 So I hope she will return to her country
00:30:40 The important words to
00:30:42 Concentration, Reflection...
00:30:46 The codename for
00:30:48 {Y:i}Operation "Snow-white"
00:30:53 Uh, that means
00:30:55 And guess who'll
00:30:57 Yeah... it's awesome...!
00:30:59 So from now on, I want each
00:31:02 {Y:i}So is this clear?
00:31:04 {Y:i}Questions?
00:31:05 Me!
00:31:05 {Y:i}You?
00:31:06 Oui!
00:31:06 Oh?
00:31:07 What's that gift
00:31:08 A gift?
00:31:09 Ooh! That's very kind.
00:31:12 Uh, when were
00:31:13 In July!
00:31:14 Must be for Christmas, then.
00:31:14 Whatever. It's the
00:31:28 Well there's something new...
00:31:31 Very nice.
00:31:32 Must be someone
00:31:35 There's a little button on top...
00:31:37 Yes....?
00:31:41 Put the guns down!
00:31:43 Aah, it's wonderful...
00:31:45 Hey, you Pigs, this is Santa!
00:31:48 at the European Bank for your gifts.
00:31:55 Does anyone know
00:31:57 IT'S 5 TO 12, CHIEF!
00:31:58 RED ALEEERT!
00:32:06 I said "discreetly"! How am I
00:32:10 Those assholes... no no,
00:32:13 It's just a temporary reaction,
00:32:15 ... however, we still mean it!
00:32:18 Gibert here. Deploy and await my signal.
00:32:24 They will probably act like last time,
00:32:27 All we have to do is wait.
00:32:29 Chief... we won't surprise them
00:32:31 Look, they sent us a message to fool us,
00:32:35 But that's counting without me,
00:32:37 Commissioner Gibert is
00:32:39 He is here, on time,
00:32:41 I understand, Chief, but what if the
00:32:45 Come on, think Émilien, think!
00:32:48 why would a gang alert the cops when
00:32:51 I know, I know, that's
00:32:53 They haven't been acting stupidly
00:32:54 There's a first time for everything! And
00:32:57 Unless...
00:32:59 Unless what?
00:33:00 Unless they are certain
00:33:02 Hahaha... just let them try!
00:33:06 Chief!
00:33:07 Yes?
00:33:17 They will have to pass over us
00:33:24 What's that thing, there?
00:33:28 lt's... it's a nightmare!
00:33:52 Are you ok, Chief?
00:33:54 I'm fine, I'm fine! What are you
00:33:57 How are we supposed to
00:33:59 How should I know?
00:34:02 Alain, requisition a car!
00:34:09 That guy's got some nerve!
00:34:11 For a black cop in Marseille?
00:34:13 Well yeah, but still... he could've
00:34:16 It's OK! It's OK.
00:34:20 Chief, maybe we should requisition
00:34:22 Good thinking, Émilien.
00:34:25 Now this is our new security system.
00:34:28 It's based on the "ATLAS"
00:34:31 All you have to do is push this button
00:34:41 It's really efficient!
00:34:54 Oh shit oh shit!
00:35:09 - Oh shit, my ride!
00:35:24 Maybe I should get off here,
00:35:26 C'mon Émilien, your 50 lb won't make
00:35:41 So here we are in the famous
00:35:43 over there it's the "Cannelière",
00:35:47 you know, to make ropes...
00:35:48 it was built by King Louis XIV
00:35:52 What the fuck...?
00:35:54 Certainly, sir! "...was built by
00:35:57 You don't have to follow what
00:36:00 I'm talking about that big truck
00:36:03 Oh dear oh dear...
00:36:03 See, my little coochie,
00:36:06 They don't pay any attention
00:36:08 For example this lad would make
00:36:11 but now he's in a car chase without
00:36:15 Wha... what's that?
00:36:17 Well no, I only joined
00:36:19 I don't believe this!
00:36:20 Calm down, Émilien. All he has to do
00:36:23 ... piece of cake really, even a
00:36:33 What do I do now?
00:36:34 You follow it, son,
00:36:39 That truck must be drinking
00:36:41 It'll run dry long before us!
00:36:44 That's supposing we're
00:36:46 We will, we will...
00:37:18 Maybe we should stop and
00:37:21 There's a time for everything, Émilien.
00:37:24 But we're rather
00:37:26 Stop your play on words,
00:37:27 Am I supposed to stop now?
00:37:28 Huh? What for?
00:37:29 There's a swimming pool!
00:37:30 Yes, that might be a good...
00:37:33 Phew... that was
00:37:36 Hey! Watch it, there!
00:37:54 I knew we wouldn't
00:37:56 See? That's some good insulation,
00:37:59 Um... is this standard
00:38:02 Absolutely not! ln most of
00:38:07 Chief... I... I can't swim!
00:38:09 Oh, don't worry, Alain! We have
00:38:38 Ah, my little Daniel!
00:38:41 Oh dear, you don't
00:38:43 I think you're spending too much
00:38:45 Just kidding! At your age, it's
00:38:49 Have you seen my driver by any chance?
00:38:51 l just saw him at the crossroad.
00:38:54 Glad to hear it!
00:38:55 Tell me, is Lily here
00:38:57 Yes, she is.
00:38:58 I'm sorry darling,
00:39:00 It's ok, daddy,
00:39:02 Look who is here...
00:39:04 Good morning Lily.
00:39:06 Not now.
00:39:09 Can you drop me off Daddy,
00:39:11 Sure, honey, if my driver
00:39:13 Now that you mention it,
00:39:16 Maybe I could drop you off...
00:39:18 Affirmative.
00:39:19 It'll teach him to be late.
00:39:27 To the Boulevard Cassini, driver.
00:39:28 Very well, Madam.
00:39:42 Tell me, you are late! Daniel
00:39:45 so I'll meet you back at the
00:39:57 Tell me, didn't you use
00:39:59 Who, me? Well, there's a lot of people
00:40:02 and there's a lot of potholes,
00:40:05 Besides, taking things nice and easy
00:40:08 Indeed, just so long as I'm not late...
00:40:13 What? What's wrong?
00:40:14 It hurts!
00:40:15 Where, honey?
00:40:16 My belly...!
00:40:17 Your belly? But that's terrible!
00:40:20 I have no idea!
00:40:25 Noo - o.
00:40:26 It's over?
00:40:27 Yes, it's over.
00:40:28 It's over!
00:40:36 Tell me Daniel, you're really a nervous
00:40:39 lt's because Christmas is nearing...
00:40:43 l can see that... what's that
00:40:47 Oh that...? Nothing, it's just
00:40:52 One bar: nothing's wrong.
00:40:58 Well apparently,
00:40:59 l know! That's why
00:41:08 Thank you for driving,
00:41:11 See you tonight, darling.
00:41:17 I'll touch a word to my doctor, but
00:41:25 Pardon me for intruding,
00:41:35 And here we go...
00:41:55 Come in.
00:42:00 Peek-a-boo!
00:42:01 Hello...
00:42:02 AAAH...!
00:42:07 Are you ok?
00:42:08 l'm fine...
00:42:10 But you see, we're even betrayed
00:42:12 How am I supposed
00:42:14 You should mention this in report.
00:42:17 We need more stable chairs,
00:42:20 Oh yeah, and we need
00:42:22 You were there earlier - blub!
00:42:26 Besides, our shoes could be
00:42:29 My feet hurt terribly!
00:42:32 Maybe if you removed this...?
00:42:33 Oh...?
00:42:34 Wonder who did that,
00:42:37 I've had sore feet for six months!
00:42:41 You know, this makes
00:42:43 Just relax, commissioner!
00:42:48 lt's because of that gang,
00:42:52 Don't worry about it...
00:42:59 You know how to
00:43:01 Yes, a little bit...
00:43:03 They delivered it just last week.
00:43:10 Just relax, commissioner...
00:43:13 You'll feel better so much better...
00:43:17 You think so?
00:43:18 l am sure.
00:43:22 But now I can't see anything...
00:43:25 Yes, it's normal.
00:43:33 That feels so good... eh?
00:43:40 I feel like you're taking
00:43:47 That's exactly the case...
00:43:50 I think I'm falling asleep...
00:43:54 l'll wake you up.
00:44:06 That was terrific!
00:44:09 What the fuck do you think you're doing?
00:44:12 No, where am l?
00:44:13 ln front of the police station!
00:44:14 Oh, really? Looks more
00:44:17 Just you wait, buddy...
00:44:21 My respects, general!
00:44:22 At ease!
00:44:24 Thank you Daniel. l'll see you
00:44:31 Oh, Daniel! You're my savior!
00:44:33 Could you do me a favor
00:44:35 I don't drop my friends, but I can
00:44:37 l am so glad to see you!
00:44:41 Please, sir?
00:44:43 Yes, I guess so...
00:44:44 Oh, and would you please keep this
00:44:48 Right...
00:44:54 Hey, hey, slow down,
00:44:55 OK boss!
00:44:56 Daniel, you won't believe
00:44:58 Same here, you'll never guess
00:45:00 Try to guess... it's something
00:45:02 You got promoted?
00:45:03 No it's not about my job,
00:45:06 You're getting married?
00:45:06 Better than that Daniel!
00:45:10 But that's impossible!
00:45:11 Yes it is possible!
00:45:12 Oh, it's wonderful...!
00:45:15 Lily is pregnant too.
00:45:17 No way!
00:45:19 But... that's awesome Daniel,
00:45:24 That's unbelievable... after all these
00:45:27 we'll have a child together!
00:45:31 I mean... uh...
00:45:34 ... but at the same time.
00:45:36 Each of us separately!
00:45:37 Yeah... separately, yes!
00:45:41 How long has she been pregnant?
00:45:42 8 months.
00:45:43 8 months?!
00:45:44 I only found out this morning!
00:45:47 I haven't even told mommy yet!
00:45:50 2 bars.
00:45:52 What do you mean, "2 bars"?
00:45:52 Yeah, that's some new gadget...
00:45:54 and it tells you how long
00:45:56 And well, it's been
00:45:59 Oh yeah? That's cool.
00:46:02 Yeah, it's cool...
00:46:14 Commissioner...?
00:46:17 What are you doing, Gibert?
00:46:19 Aaah...!
00:46:23 Uh... that's nothing...
00:46:26 my colleague... she's Chinese...
00:46:28 She was just showing me
00:46:30 How to get 5 hours of sleep
00:46:33 It gives you a lot of energy!
00:46:36 However, today's class is over.
00:46:40 Thanks.
00:46:42 Thanks, my little... Qiu.
00:46:48 So, what can l do for you?
00:46:53 She even put cauliflowers everywhere
00:46:56 I didn't even notice that!
00:46:58 Very stupid,
00:47:01 But why cauliflower?
00:47:03 What do I know? But I should at
00:47:06 But no, nothing!
00:47:09 Oh, stop it. If you were such a loser,
00:47:12 You think so?
00:47:13 Of course! Petra
00:47:16 Thanks.
00:47:18 Oh, don't be too reassured,
00:47:21 How's that?
00:47:22 Well, you're always
00:47:24 I'm always tinkering with an engine,
00:47:29 And I'm not an expert, but a kid
00:47:32 Guess we'll have to change habits and
00:47:35 You're right! We have to watch him
00:47:42 Oh, really?
00:47:44 I suppose so...
00:47:44 Oh...? That's just insane...
00:47:50 That's some good shit...
00:47:52 Yep... hold on, you know Rashid?
00:47:55 Well yeah, a little...
00:47:59 The sun is coming out...
00:48:07 Hey Daniel... Santa riding a scooter,
00:48:13 Yeah... he's supposed
00:48:15 Watch this... he's discreet yet
00:48:18 Hey... just 5 minutes ago we agreed
00:48:21 to spend more time with our kids,
00:48:25 Follow him!
00:48:26 Aye aye... Commissioner!
00:48:47 I need verification on a scooter,
00:48:53 It was stolen 2 weeks ago!
00:48:54 Yes! You see,
00:48:56 You better tell Petra about it...
00:48:58 Daniel, we'll just follow it,
00:48:59 localize his HQ and hand the case
00:49:02 Ok.
00:49:03 You're a real friend,.
00:49:05 Screw things up
00:49:07 Yeah, for sure...
00:49:13 We're losing him!
00:49:15 and I'm fucking losing it!
00:49:17 Hey, calm down!
00:49:20 Daniel, what are you doing...?
00:49:25 Daniel, what's wrong with you...!
00:49:26 You got a better idea
00:49:28 Uh... no!
00:49:31 Just act naturally,
00:49:33 "Act naturally"?
00:50:06 So... now that you found his HQ,
00:50:09 Hold on. I screwed up last time,
00:50:13 Hey! You have a Santa, a stolen scooter
00:50:17 What more do you want?
00:50:18 I just want to make sure!
00:50:32 Bingo!
00:50:33 Is that enough, or you want to
00:50:36 Nah, that's ok...
00:50:38 But we should find out
00:50:41 Follow me!
00:50:43 Will you stop it? You said that you'll
00:50:47 Yes, but the first question he'll ask
00:50:49 And I need to know if this is their
00:50:52 Come on, just give me 5 minutes!
00:51:12 Émilien, l got a bad feeling
00:51:14 Don't worry, I've seen it in a movie.
00:51:17 It's all in your head.
00:51:18 I know, that's what worries me!
00:51:20 If something happens to
00:51:21 Émilien... your shoe's untied!
00:51:29 Oh dear...
00:51:37 Hello?
00:51:37 I'm back from my physician,
00:51:39 Oh yes, if he's a good doctor!
00:51:41 He's an excellent doctor!
00:51:43 The prefect's daughter recommended him,
00:51:47 Well that's gonna be tough to beat...
00:51:49 Yes, especially if we don't
00:51:50 Listen Lily. I'll do anything, but
00:51:54 So what I propose is...
00:51:56 Why are you whispering like that?
00:51:57 Because of the Santas! They just
00:52:00 and I think they're going to...
00:52:02 Lily? Lily!
00:52:05 Oh shit...
00:52:25 But... what are
00:52:27 Guess...
00:52:28 You're wasting your time.
00:52:31 We do not need
00:52:34 We already know everything.
00:52:39 There are much more effective
00:52:43 No kidding?
00:52:45 For example, tenderness...
00:52:48 lt can be a very
00:52:52 Tell me, what is a handsome man
00:52:55 Just doing my job...
00:52:58 Yet you are not insensible
00:53:02 Yes I am!
00:53:04 Ah...? Let's have a look...
00:53:07 Oh, what a nice model!
00:53:10 But it's shut off...
00:53:12 No!
00:53:14 I'm out of credits...
00:53:16 That's against basic
00:53:26 That's inhuman,
00:53:29 They say hunger justifies the means...
00:53:32 and l am very hungry!
00:53:41 Petra!
00:53:43 Can't answer now because I'm very busy.
00:53:48 Émilien, it's Petra. l guess you
00:53:53 I just wanted to tell you
00:53:55 Of your dedication
00:53:58 I know how you put all your
00:54:00 But you should also think about
00:54:03 You should relax a little,
00:54:06 And maybe we could spend
00:54:09 That's all. Call me back
00:54:17 Hello Daniel...!
00:54:23 Why are you still here? Have you
00:54:25 Actually I have seen him,
00:54:27 Kidnapped?! You're kidding,
00:54:29 What do I know! They were all disguised
00:54:31 Dressed as Santa? It must
00:54:33 I guessed that much...
00:54:34 Good job, Émilien! He picked up their
00:54:36 Actually we BOTH did!
00:54:37 They're as good as dead!
00:54:40 And Émilien?
00:54:42 He'll be fine Daniel, trust me!
00:54:46 Get in the car!
00:54:48 Would you mind sticking around with us?
00:54:52 And Émilien?
00:54:53 Ah, Émilien...
00:54:55 Once we find the Santa Claus
00:54:56 but... will he still be alive?
00:55:00 That's promising...
00:55:10 Commissioner!
00:55:11 Ah, good timing!
00:55:13 We're just about to catch
00:55:15 we'll throw them right
00:55:19 Can... can I come with you, please?
00:55:20 Absolutely not.
00:55:22 and this arrest won't be a pretty
00:55:25 Oh, Commissioner... please...
00:55:29 Uh...? OK, let's go then,
00:55:32 Hey!
00:55:48 Spread out!
00:55:57 Yep, Christmas time is here!
00:55:59 I'm gonna hit them with some
00:56:02 How do you know they are here?
00:56:04 I got my own spies! My brother Jean-
00:56:08 he took the police exam
00:56:10 even though he copied
00:56:12 but he messed up the order of the
00:56:15 You know, that happens all the time!
00:56:18 Ok, ok, enough!
00:56:19 Anyway, he called me last night
00:56:21 and told me about suspicious activities
00:56:24 And what did I find? A tunnel
00:56:29 Of course! That way they'll steal
00:56:33 No! Sunday, they'll rob the CLOSED bank
00:56:39 Of course! Nobody will notice them
00:56:41 Exactly! And that's why they've been
00:56:44 in preparation of that hold-up!
00:56:46 Of course, of course...!
00:56:49 No, no, Alain... I got an inherent
00:56:52 but it's really just a
00:56:55 It is!
00:56:56 Can l make a phone call?
00:56:57 Suit yourself!
00:57:00 Oh, ain't that funny,
00:57:06 Yes.
00:57:07 {Y:i}The stupid cops
00:57:09 {Y:i}Switch to plan B.
00:57:12 - OK!
00:57:14 That's such a nice language...
00:57:17 It just melts in your ear!
00:57:18 Chief, there's activity
00:57:19 On your marks. If that four wheeled
00:57:23 Roger that!
00:57:25 The Christmas vacation is over,
00:57:31 What the hell is that?
00:57:33 Hey, where's that
00:57:37 They're getting away!
00:57:42 l commandeer this vehicle.
00:58:01 We have a beautiful view
00:58:04 l see that. ls it quiet,
00:58:07 Oh yes, very quiet.
00:58:08 STOP!
00:58:13 Commissioner, wait for me!
00:58:14 Stop... in the name of the Law!
00:58:17 Like I told you, Minister,
00:58:20 Indeed... one bike for two
00:58:23 Way too little, yes...
00:59:17 Tell the chopper pilot
00:59:26 l will miss you,
00:59:29 But because l like you,
00:59:32 Gee, thanks...
00:59:33 You will even have the privilege to
00:59:37 thanks to this highly precise
00:59:50 This device will set free that ball,
00:59:56 and you'll have the
00:59:59 Uh... how much time will I have?
01:00:02 You'll have exactly 5 minutes.
01:00:05 Great...!
01:00:05 Use your time well to purify
01:00:09 It is important to thoroughly clean
01:00:13 before you face your Maker.
01:00:16 Only 5 minutes to clean up that
01:00:18 Focus on the essential, then...
01:00:27 I'm keeping your cell
01:00:30 I am a bit sentimental...
01:00:33 that's my Chinese side.
01:00:43 Clean up my soul...
01:00:58 Right here and now, I would
01:01:01 Even a small one...!
01:01:08 Oh no, not the ball...!
01:01:11 Oh no, not the taxi!
01:01:20 Daniel! You can't imagine
01:01:24 lt was terrible, we must find her!
01:01:29 I mean, they also got
01:01:31 but the cell phone... that cell
01:01:33 Imagine what would happen if she
01:01:36 Uh, Émilien...? Tell me, did I just
01:01:39 Well, yes... so what? I would've
01:01:42 Oh yeah? That way I would have died
01:01:45 Don't say that. My driving
01:01:48 But your manners haven't! How about
01:01:51 If I don't catch that gang,
01:01:54 Gibert will kill me because
01:01:56 We'll find that gang, but first,
01:01:59 Oh yeah? How are we gonna find
01:02:03 Say: "Thank you"!
01:02:04 THANK YOU!
01:02:06 YEAH!
01:02:11 l'm sorry, buddy.
01:02:14 It's... it's my nerves, I just
01:02:19 The Chinese girl, she...
01:02:21 She tortured me for hours,
01:02:24 She tortured you?
01:02:25 Yes. lt was terrible!
01:02:29 What kind of tortures?
01:02:30 Oh my, she did things I didn't
01:02:32 l mean, you can't imagine the things
01:02:37 I mean, it hurts me just
01:02:41 l see.
01:02:43 Don't worry... we'll catch that
01:02:50 Did you see, did you overhear
01:02:52 No...
01:02:52 She was telling about a chopper pilot
01:02:56 She had fur on her boots.
01:02:57 Fur on her boots?
01:03:00 You don't feel anything?
01:03:01 No...
01:03:02 It's cold...
01:03:03 Oh yeah, you're right...
01:03:05 Yes. And that means two things.
01:03:09 And... since they were wearing fur
01:03:12 Probably...
01:03:14 But why would they take all that
01:03:16 What's on the other side
01:03:20 Switzerland...
01:03:22 But of course!
01:03:23 Daniel, she's half Swiss,
01:03:26 They'll travel by car as high as
01:03:28 and what with all the tourists
01:03:31 And from the Swiss ski station,
01:03:33 That plan is awesome!
01:03:37 So now we're looking for a ski station
01:03:40 where you can land a chopper
01:03:45 - Val d'lsère!
01:03:55 Did you just see something?
01:03:56 No. Absolutely nothing.
01:03:58 Sentinel N1, negative.
01:04:02 So where are you going
01:04:03 Bof, we haven't decided yet...
01:04:35 Now we can only hope that we
01:04:38 and their car is around
01:04:40 You look on the right,
01:04:42 OK.
01:04:45 Émilien, don't tell me you can't
01:04:48 Oh, you mean on
01:04:51 I'm in front of you,
01:04:52 You're not in front of me,
01:04:54 Yes, but I imagined I was sitting
01:04:58 What...?
01:04:59 Daniel! The car!
01:05:01 Got'cha!
01:05:02 Let's take a shortcut, turn
01:05:04 Why, you know this place?
01:05:05 Never mind, all these ski stations
01:05:08 Tell you what, I'd rather
01:05:14 Watch out!
01:05:21 That was a close one!
01:05:24 What is this road, Daniel?
01:05:25 l don't know,
01:05:31 Don't these cars look a bit strange?
01:05:33 Nah, they're local plates...
01:05:36 What are those signs saying?
01:05:38 Says "1 min 10 sec, 2nd place"
01:05:41 Not at all, we'll do better
01:06:05 Oh shit...
01:06:06 Look, those tracks
01:06:08 They must have transferred the
01:06:10 We'll never catch them,
01:06:12 The pursuit never stops.
01:06:19 Daniel, I know you're fast, but
01:06:23 Nothing is impossible
01:06:32 What do you think about
01:06:35 Oh yeah, not bad at all!
01:06:37 Tell me, you've tested this, right?
01:06:38 No, never...
01:06:47 Hey, it seems to be working!
01:06:49 Yeah I guess so...
01:06:50 But how are we going to
01:06:52 How about following
01:06:54 Oh yes, that's a clever idea!
01:06:59 If they manage to escape in a chopper,
01:07:02 Émilien, don't overdo it! That's
01:07:04 Oh, I'm not complaining! But maybe
01:07:07 What an excellent idea!
01:07:09 Uh, can I borrow your cell phone?
01:07:17 Put the money into the rucksacks.
01:07:30 {Y:i}Back to work!
01:07:40 You think they are still there?
01:07:41 That's hard to say...
01:07:47 Hello?
01:07:48 Oh, Émilien! Operation ''Snow-white''
01:07:51 I'll be with you in 10 minutes.
01:07:55 he insisted to participate
01:07:57 Oh, no...!
01:07:59 - Commissioner!
01:08:01 Are you sure that's a good idea?
01:08:04 Alain, l served for 18 months
01:08:07 13th batallion, special forces!
01:08:11 Alright, but... we are high up here!
01:08:13 Have you ever seen
01:08:15 Well... you know,
01:08:17 Ah...? Oh.
01:08:21 Ok, hit the road!
01:08:23 I'm going to take a look.
01:08:25 I wouldn't do that
01:08:26 Relax, just give
01:08:29 Damn it - it's always
01:08:40 You were right.
01:08:47 See that? You could have waited
01:08:49 Take it easy, it's just water!
01:08:50 No, for now it's still snow,
01:08:53 Alright, I'll clean up
01:08:55 Oh yeah? How are you
01:08:56 l said, l'll clean it!
01:09:07 Come on! Let's go.
01:09:13 You know how to ski?
01:09:14 No, but I know
01:10:23 Damn it!
01:10:29 Hey! lt's a forest, Daniel!
01:10:30 So what? Are you scared in a forest?
01:10:32 No, I'm scared in a car!
01:10:37 Uh... what... what are
01:10:39 Well, I think I can put
01:10:46 There, we localized the chopper!
01:10:52 Chief! Are you sure that...?
01:10:53 Shut up Alain, I checked everything
01:10:57 Ok boys, here we go!
01:11:20 What happened?
01:11:26 Wait for me-e-aah!
01:11:39 I think the cord is
01:11:41 Of course it's too short!
01:11:46 Wait, you can't do that!
01:11:47 Oh yeah? Watch me!
01:11:51 There we go.
01:11:53 Wait for me...!
01:12:03 And here comes Hans Gerhardt,
01:12:07 in a great shape this season...
01:12:11 Are you sure we're on the road?
01:12:13 I think that as long as we
01:12:16 After his record in Kitzbühl and
01:12:20 it's hard to think of anybody
01:12:27 He has set a record
01:12:33 He is literally flying across
01:12:42 This victory cannot escape him...
01:12:48 Ooops - it did. A... taxi...
01:13:08 lt's too calm...
01:13:27 You could leave me
01:13:28 Souvenirs aren't allowed
01:13:30 However, you will have
01:13:34 Ok, take her away!
01:13:39 Tell me, you don't seem to be very angry
01:13:44 Well... bygones are
01:13:46 Sure...
01:13:46 Oh, by the way, you haven't seen
01:13:49 {Y:i}l'm coming!
01:13:50 Well yeah, there he is!
01:13:52 O-oh! l am comi-i-ng!
01:13:55 Chief! Be careful when
01:13:58 Oh, don't worry Émilien,
01:14:02 Banzai...!
01:14:06 Oh dear... the water must
01:14:16 Hello!
01:14:16 Émilien? My waters broke,
01:14:19 What, you're giving birth?
01:14:21 Well it's gonna take some
01:14:22 I'm coming Petra!
01:14:28 Commissioner!
01:14:31 And guess who's getting
01:14:33 Daniel!
01:14:40 l'm here, l'm here!
01:14:45 I beg you, please don't faint!
01:14:48 Don't worry, everything be fine.
01:14:54 Émilien, that's not the right time!
01:14:57 Watch over the monitor.
01:15:00 - I'll see contractions on a screen?
01:15:02 Watch a screen, watch a screen...
01:15:04 It must be this one...
01:15:07 Yes, it's that one!
01:15:08 Push! Push!
01:15:09 But where do I push?
01:15:10 Not you! She has to push
01:15:13 Contractions!
01:15:15 Push, honey, push, push!
01:15:17 Now breathe, breathe!
01:15:20 Not you! She has to breathe!
01:15:23 Breathe darling, breathe, breathe!
01:15:27 Contractions!
01:15:28 Push! Push!
01:15:31 Get out of here!
01:15:32 Push! Get it out of here!
01:15:35 Now breathe...
01:15:36 Ok, breathe!
01:15:43 Ok, one more time,
01:15:44 The head...?
01:15:45 Contractions, Émilien!
01:15:46 Ok darling, push the head!
01:15:51 Contractions!
01:15:53 Almost there!
01:15:54 One more time my love, push!
01:15:58 Ok, now relax.
01:16:02 Relax, relax, relax...
01:16:06 It's a beautiful baby boy.
01:16:08 Relax everything...
01:16:17 I'm a daddy...
01:16:22 Would you like to cut
01:16:26 Maybe we should wait a little
01:16:46 What are you doing here?
01:16:47 Training...
01:16:48 Why? Are you pregnant?
01:16:50 No, but the woman
01:16:52 And I want to be ready
01:16:55 Where did you find a woman stupid enough
01:16:59 l was very lucky.
01:17:03 Like what?
01:17:05 To spend more time with her than with
01:17:09 And the fridge?
01:17:10 The fridge is empty!
01:17:11 I would also be the best of husbands,
01:17:16 And did she believe you?
01:17:17 Not at all!
01:17:18 In fact, it's the first time in her life
01:17:21 Because right now,
01:17:26 What men lack is not sincerity,
01:17:29 The time to make all these
01:17:33 Lily, would you marry me?
01:17:35 That's easy, now that you made me
01:17:38 Lily!
01:17:40 In any case, you're not doing it right.
01:17:48 Lily, would you give me the
01:17:52 It depends...
01:17:53 Depends on what?
01:17:55 On how good of
01:17:57 You got one hour
01:17:58 You'll never last!
01:18:00 Wanna bet?
01:18:02 "Intensive care"
01:18:11 Émilien...
01:18:14 Émilien!