Taxi 3
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Keep dreamin', brother! |
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Are you free? |
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Mylord's offer is tempting, |
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But maybe I can amend that? |
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Aaah... mylord is |
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Who must I kill, at this rate? |
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Nobody, but I must get to the airport. |
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20 minutes? Leaves me enough time |
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It's a perfect opportunity to test out |
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let me know what you think! |
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Do you mind if I put some music on? |
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No... but get moving! |
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And there we go...! |
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Mylord is lucky, the streets of |
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it's more practical for sightseeing! |
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Yeah, lucky me... |
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But all this visiting is |
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fasten your seatbelt please, |
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No problem! |
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You got some change? |
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Well, no... |
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Me neither...! |
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Wasn't that Daniel? |
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Who else 'd you think? |
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Looks like he's in good shape! |
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I wouldn't be so sure... |
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A new weapon? What kind of weapon? |
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A secret one. |
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"State Police" |
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This is boring... |
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Oh shit! 298 km/h! |
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Attention! |
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l repeat: 298 km/h! |
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Roger, we're on it! |
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l was worried there, |
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But that's a cop car! |
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Oh no, just some old pals... |
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They're very playful, you know! |
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Bertrand, get his number |
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Don't worry... |
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"Go Marseille!" |
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Hey that's not a plate number! |
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Ok, game's over. |
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Hey, why are you stopping? |
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Are you kidding? |
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Is that nitro? |
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Oh no, a friend of mine has a bar... |
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it's made with Pastis. |
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If you want, I can give you the address... |
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You're very kind! |
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Hold on a second... is that a TGV? |
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Yeah, it's a good machine... |
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it's fast in the curves... |
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Mamma mia! |
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Where do I drop you off? |
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Here! |
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19 minutes 32 seconds! |
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I'm impressed! |
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usually whenever I stop, hop! |
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Thanks! |
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You're sure it's the right place? |
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Absolutely. |
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Oh, I see... |
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Well thank you for your cooperation... |
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Tell me, don't I know you from somewhere...? |
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If I'd ever met you, I'd remember that! |
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{Y:i}Bon voyage! |
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Emilien's never gonna believe me! |
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Subtitles by Smarties |
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What's wrong? |
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Nothing. l had a nightmare. |
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What the hell are you doing? |
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Nothing! It's only been 8 months |
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Because of that gang? |
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They've been bugging us for 8 months. |
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I noticed that! I've been trying |
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I know, I know... We just can't |
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Did you hear what I said? |
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Of course! |
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And I'm glad you mention it, |
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all dressed up as Santa Claus, |
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And you don't believe in |
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I do! I mean, no, |
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Now winter's here and I worry about the |
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Speaking of which, I already know |
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Thanks Petra but you can't help me. |
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And me Émilien, l need to talk |
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Ok, that's a deal. |
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What are you doing? |
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l'm going to the office. |
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But it's 3 AM! |
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What? Oh yeah... That's ok. |
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There won't be any traffic for sure! |
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Good! |
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See you in the office? |
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Hello, I'd like to |
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Oh - Lily, honey! |
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Yes! I'm awake at 4 AM, |
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But it ain't broken! |
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l am just making some modifications |
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Listen, could you also install a heater |
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It would make me a bit more stable |
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Except that it's not just in |
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Don't say that, Lily... |
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Don't touch me! It'll take me forever |
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Uh... what's a scrungie? |
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A scrungie is used to clean out jugs, |
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Don't say that! Let me wash my hands, |
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Oh no no no dear sir, |
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You wash your hands, then wait an hour |
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and by then, usually |
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Gee you're really up and running today! |
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Look, I woke up two hours ago, |
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and since I couldn't sleep, |
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instead of just watching TV! |
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Daniel! We don't HAVE a TV! |
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Never mind, it's the |
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There's no TV, no stereo |
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no curtains, no couch, not a single |
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assuming you'd ever offer me flowers... |
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But we DO have a fridge. It's filled |
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Lily... |
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We also have a shower |
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a washer, specially designed |
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a wardrobe, in which |
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for room with host of tires... |
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And finally, a glorious symbol of our |
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Hey what's wrong with you? |
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No I'm not, that's the whole point! |
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l just can't live anymore in a garage! |
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l am a women. |
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A woman is not just a smile |
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A women moves, thinks, evolves, and |
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Oh dear... all this just because |
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That's women for you...! |
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What's all that fuss about, |
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Lily, what are you doing? |
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I'm going back to live with my parents. |
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What, you're trading a garage |
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Barracks with curtains, a small |
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Lily, this is ridiculous. |
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You thought it was funny to |
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Yes, but it's not funny anymore and |
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First of all you don't live with ME, |
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This garage is too small |
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It's your car or me. Good bye! |
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Hi there, girls! |
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Hey, take it easy! |
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Well then... Merry Christmas! |
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But...? What are you doing...? |
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Did you sleep in here? |
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No, l was just dozing for five minutes... |
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Must've been 5 long minutes then, |
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See, it's the same with trees... |
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You know, tree stumps? |
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Well see, I can tell you've |
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...20 years. |
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Oh, forget it. |
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Apparently nobody likes jokes |
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To think that I signed up because |
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Stop it or I'm gonna split |
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Hey guys! I just got some fresh |
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Oh, no, no... |
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Don't be stupid guys, it's high quality! |
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Gosh really, from Jamaic...? |
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OK then - your loss. |
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Bye... |
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Tell me... |
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Hey! |
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Rashid...! |
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Well then, good day to you... |
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What's that supposed to mean? |
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And what are all these posters on the wall? |
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Uh... Bob Marley? |
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Damnit, this is a police |
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Are you aware that we've been trying |
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The Santa Claus gang? |
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Yes, the Santa Claus gang! |
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Glad you remembered |
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37 robberies in 8 months, |
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I've searched everywhere... |
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I feel useless. |
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How about if I... if I ask |
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No. |
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I'm just trying to help here... |
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How about a little breakfast then? |
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Just to get some energy back? |
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OK, let's go have breakfast. |
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Guess you were a little hungry, eh? |
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I haven't eaten for days, out of |
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l have these terrible nightmares. |
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I'm strapped to a chair and a dozen |
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It's horrible! |
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Stop it. Stop it, it's horrible! |
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Your shoe's untied. |
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Plus it'll be Christmas soon, |
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That's right! It was easier in July! |
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Yeah but we didn't catch 'em then... |
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And now Christmas is coming, |
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Something big, to finish |
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There's one thing that's puzzling me: |
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Nobody would suspect a Santa! |
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Santa is nice, he gives presents, |
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It's usually too big... |
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Or too small... |
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It's a perfect disguise... |
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to hide... |
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a gun! |
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I can see that you are interested |
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it can chop, slice and grind! |
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Do you have kids? |
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You there, freeze! |
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Don't move! |
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What happened? |
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I got one, Alain! |
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But how did you know he was a fake, |
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Have you ever seen a Santa |
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A gun! How'd you know? |
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This dork dropped it! |
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What a dork! |
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Yep, dorky for sure. |
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You're a dork! |
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The inspector's gonna like this! |
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Hello boss! Look what I got here! |
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You, put your ass down |
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Well, until the Chief gets here, |
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I think that desk fits me, what d'you think? |
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Hey, you're sure about this? |
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Bof, he's gone anyway... |
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I'm sure we won't remain simple |
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Ok Santa, in the meantime you're gonna |
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Who did you steal it from? |
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Alain, I think that Santa |
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The Marseille region? |
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Whenever you forget something, |
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You got that? |
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Now about this gun... you know, |
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All we have to do is |
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and in a few seconds we'll know |
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which idiot got his weapon mugged! |
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What a dork! |
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- lmpossible! |
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Did you know that you stole this |
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Can you explain how |
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Alain... |
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Maybe it would be easier |
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You're right. |
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Émilien? |
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Co... commissioner! |
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I'm needed out there... |
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But why are you dressed up |
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l am doing my job, Émilien. I tried |
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but you had to screw up |
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I'm... I'm sorry, Chief, but...! |
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Why didn't you inform us, |
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It's not an invasion, |
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Precise, meticulous |
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But don't worry Émilien, I'll get |
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It includes a cap and a whistle, |
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And now would you please |
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Of course, Chief. |
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Shit... |
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Hurry up Émilien, |
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5 minutes, Chief. |
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Are you Commissioner Gibert? |
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No, not yet... |
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I mean, I'm not commissioner yet and |
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I mean, I sure wouldn't want |
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The key, Émilien...! |
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Right away, Chief! |
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Are you commissioner Gibert? |
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Yes I am... wha wha... |
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Good afternoon. |
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Qiu? Coo, how cute! I would queue |
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I mean, that's a really |
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That name from China? |
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Yes. My mother is chinese, |
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Aah, l know the place well... |
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l am a journalist from |
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I am currently working on a big |
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l want to follow closely the work of a big |
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Err, yeah that's right... 6' 4" and 220 lb, |
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How impressive. |
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Oh? Yes, sure! When I look in the mirror |
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May I get "embedded" |
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As often and as long |
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Err, l mean, as long as needed |
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I like to be in bed too when |
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Thank you very much. |
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With pleasure... |
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- Thank you, coochie...! |
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What are you doing, dressed |
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Eh? This! |
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We are trying to catch a gang, whose |
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So we have to merge with their universe |
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And the handcuffs? |
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I have no idea, they're not mine! |
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So, any further questions? |
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Come in. |
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Am I disturbing? |
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Oh no, in my current state, |
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Well since you're alone in your |
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I'd like to talk with |
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Petra, please, not now. |
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At home all think about is your work. |
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...maybe we could discuss |
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Not today Petra. |
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But you've been telling me |
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Listen, l am in shit creek up to my neck |
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What is it this time? |
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l caught a Santa. |
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So of course, l thought |
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You don't need to see a Santa |
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You're ALWAYS thinking |
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Yes, but this time there were both: |
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You disarmed him by yourself? |
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Well... yes? |
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Guess he wasn't |
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Unfortunately not... |
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Sure, just laugh at me. |
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It's the worst day of my life, and you |
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You'd like me to cheer you up? |
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Why, yes... you could say something nice, |
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for example, tell me some good news. |
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Émilien! l am pregnant. |
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No! |
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Yes! |
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Well yes, of course.... |
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For 8 months, Émilien! |
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- No! |
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Oh... but how did it happen? |
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I met the Holy Ghost, |
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8 months? It can't be! I was there, |
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And your breasts... |
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Aah... so that's why they became so...! |
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And you... you're gonna keep it? |
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It's a bit too late |
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Well yes, but... |
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I've been trying to |
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I've placed cauliflowers in every room! |
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Oh... yeah, l was wondering |
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And I hung up at least 20 echographies. |
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ls it my baby? |
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Well for now it's mine. |
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lf you want a share of it, |
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ls the baby normal? |
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Good question, when you |
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but yes, amazingly, |
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But then... if you're pregnant |
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and you want to keep the baby... |
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Yes! What a display of brainpower! |
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l am going to be a daddy? |
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Yes. And this child will need |
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Count on me Petra, |
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Lily! |
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What a fool you are. |
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What good is your big car now, if you |
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Rapid test? |
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Rapid test for what? |
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Two bars... |
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Hello! |
00:28:06 |
Hello! |
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Do you have the box |
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Let me see... |
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"Clearblue rapid test". |
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Yes exactly, that's what |
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Aaah, I see... Let me fetch them, |
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Guess what, I'm out of them! |
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They're in high demand these days. |
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... a cute little baby for Christmas! |
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See, I want to find out if |
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Aaah, I see... Just a minute, |
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Angel! |
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She's studying pharmacy, |
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You'll see, it's really impressive! |
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Angel, what's that? |
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l am so sorry daddy! |
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But I drank a little too much |
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But honey! There are condoms here, |
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Yes, but we don't |
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Who did that to you? |
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I have no idea! |
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What do you mean, "no idea"! |
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l told you, l was drunk! |
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Oh my God...! |
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Oh come on... merry Christmas! |
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"Where is the police?" |
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Gentlemen, this is serious. |
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All the attempts we made to |
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including a personal commando |
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have failed, part of them because |
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But nevermind, this is the past! |
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what we decided yesterday |
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You should write that down. |
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Maybe a little twisted, |
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Émilien, your shoe's untied. |
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Yeah, it's just great... |
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That's good... |
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At "this is serious", Chief! |
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Yes it IS serious! |
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And l won't accept any inopportune |
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Don't write that. |
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I want everything to be perfect, |
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You see, last summer l attended |
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so you see, some of the language |
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Crazy, eh? |
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... eh?... |
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So now I am giving you the "go"... |
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Not having caught the Santa gang |
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Of course this means no |
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Not even an excuse letter |
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Especially since miss Piu... Qiu, |
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Is giving us the honor of |
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So I hope she will return to her country |
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The important words to |
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Concentration, Reflection... |
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The codename for |
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{Y:i}Operation "Snow-white" |
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Uh, that means |
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And guess who'll |
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Yeah... it's awesome...! |
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So from now on, I want each |
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{Y:i}So is this clear? |
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{Y:i}Questions? |
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Me! |
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{Y:i}You? |
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Oui! |
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Oh? |
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What's that gift |
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A gift? |
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Ooh! That's very kind. |
00:31:12 |
Uh, when were |
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In July! |
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Must be for Christmas, then. |
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Whatever. It's the |
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Well there's something new... |
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Very nice. |
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Must be someone |
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There's a little button on top... |
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Yes....? |
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Put the guns down! |
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Aah, it's wonderful... |
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Hey, you Pigs, this is Santa! |
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at the European Bank for your gifts. |
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Does anyone know |
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IT'S 5 TO 12, CHIEF! |
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RED ALEEERT! |
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I said "discreetly"! How am I |
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Those assholes... no no, |
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It's just a temporary reaction, |
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... however, we still mean it! |
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Gibert here. Deploy and await my signal. |
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They will probably act like last time, |
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All we have to do is wait. |
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Chief... we won't surprise them |
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Look, they sent us a message to fool us, |
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But that's counting without me, |
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Commissioner Gibert is |
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He is here, on time, |
00:32:41 |
I understand, Chief, but what if the |
00:32:45 |
Come on, think Émilien, think! |
00:32:48 |
why would a gang alert the cops when |
00:32:51 |
I know, I know, that's |
00:32:53 |
They haven't been acting stupidly |
00:32:54 |
There's a first time for everything! And |
00:32:57 |
Unless... |
00:32:59 |
Unless what? |
00:33:00 |
Unless they are certain |
00:33:02 |
Hahaha... just let them try! |
00:33:06 |
Chief! |
00:33:07 |
Yes? |
00:33:17 |
They will have to pass over us |
00:33:24 |
What's that thing, there? |
00:33:28 |
lt's... it's a nightmare! |
00:33:52 |
Are you ok, Chief? |
00:33:54 |
I'm fine, I'm fine! What are you |
00:33:57 |
How are we supposed to |
00:33:59 |
How should I know? |
00:34:02 |
Alain, requisition a car! |
00:34:09 |
That guy's got some nerve! |
00:34:11 |
For a black cop in Marseille? |
00:34:13 |
Well yeah, but still... he could've |
00:34:16 |
It's OK! It's OK. |
00:34:20 |
Chief, maybe we should requisition |
00:34:22 |
Good thinking, Émilien. |
00:34:25 |
Now this is our new security system. |
00:34:28 |
It's based on the "ATLAS" |
00:34:31 |
All you have to do is push this button |
00:34:41 |
It's really efficient! |
00:34:54 |
Oh shit oh shit! |
00:35:09 |
- Oh shit, my ride! |
00:35:24 |
Maybe I should get off here, |
00:35:26 |
C'mon Émilien, your 50 lb won't make |
00:35:41 |
So here we are in the famous |
00:35:43 |
over there it's the "Cannelière", |
00:35:47 |
you know, to make ropes... |
00:35:48 |
it was built by King Louis XIV |
00:35:52 |
What the fuck...? |
00:35:54 |
Certainly, sir! "...was built by |
00:35:57 |
You don't have to follow what |
00:36:00 |
I'm talking about that big truck |
00:36:03 |
Oh dear oh dear... |
00:36:03 |
See, my little coochie, |
00:36:06 |
They don't pay any attention |
00:36:08 |
For example this lad would make |
00:36:11 |
but now he's in a car chase without |
00:36:15 |
Wha... what's that? |
00:36:17 |
Well no, I only joined |
00:36:19 |
I don't believe this! |
00:36:20 |
Calm down, Émilien. All he has to do |
00:36:23 |
... piece of cake really, even a |
00:36:33 |
What do I do now? |
00:36:34 |
You follow it, son, |
00:36:39 |
That truck must be drinking |
00:36:41 |
It'll run dry long before us! |
00:36:44 |
That's supposing we're |
00:36:46 |
We will, we will... |
00:37:18 |
Maybe we should stop and |
00:37:21 |
There's a time for everything, Émilien. |
00:37:24 |
But we're rather |
00:37:26 |
Stop your play on words, |
00:37:27 |
Am I supposed to stop now? |
00:37:28 |
Huh? What for? |
00:37:29 |
There's a swimming pool! |
00:37:30 |
Yes, that might be a good... |
00:37:33 |
Phew... that was |
00:37:36 |
Hey! Watch it, there! |
00:37:54 |
I knew we wouldn't |
00:37:56 |
See? That's some good insulation, |
00:37:59 |
Um... is this standard |
00:38:02 |
Absolutely not! ln most of |
00:38:07 |
Chief... I... I can't swim! |
00:38:09 |
Oh, don't worry, Alain! We have |
00:38:38 |
Ah, my little Daniel! |
00:38:41 |
Oh dear, you don't |
00:38:43 |
I think you're spending too much |
00:38:45 |
Just kidding! At your age, it's |
00:38:49 |
Have you seen my driver by any chance? |
00:38:51 |
l just saw him at the crossroad. |
00:38:54 |
Glad to hear it! |
00:38:55 |
Tell me, is Lily here |
00:38:57 |
Yes, she is. |
00:38:58 |
I'm sorry darling, |
00:39:00 |
It's ok, daddy, |
00:39:02 |
Look who is here... |
00:39:04 |
Good morning Lily. |
00:39:06 |
Not now. |
00:39:09 |
Can you drop me off Daddy, |
00:39:11 |
Sure, honey, if my driver |
00:39:13 |
Now that you mention it, |
00:39:16 |
Maybe I could drop you off... |
00:39:18 |
Affirmative. |
00:39:19 |
It'll teach him to be late. |
00:39:27 |
To the Boulevard Cassini, driver. |
00:39:28 |
Very well, Madam. |
00:39:42 |
Tell me, you are late! Daniel |
00:39:45 |
so I'll meet you back at the |
00:39:57 |
Tell me, didn't you use |
00:39:59 |
Who, me? Well, there's a lot of people |
00:40:02 |
and there's a lot of potholes, |
00:40:05 |
Besides, taking things nice and easy |
00:40:08 |
Indeed, just so long as I'm not late... |
00:40:13 |
What? What's wrong? |
00:40:14 |
It hurts! |
00:40:15 |
Where, honey? |
00:40:16 |
My belly...! |
00:40:17 |
Your belly? But that's terrible! |
00:40:20 |
I have no idea! |
00:40:25 |
Noo - o. |
00:40:26 |
It's over? |
00:40:27 |
Yes, it's over. |
00:40:28 |
It's over! |
00:40:36 |
Tell me Daniel, you're really a nervous |
00:40:39 |
lt's because Christmas is nearing... |
00:40:43 |
l can see that... what's that |
00:40:47 |
Oh that...? Nothing, it's just |
00:40:52 |
One bar: nothing's wrong. |
00:40:58 |
Well apparently, |
00:40:59 |
l know! That's why |
00:41:08 |
Thank you for driving, |
00:41:11 |
See you tonight, darling. |
00:41:17 |
I'll touch a word to my doctor, but |
00:41:25 |
Pardon me for intruding, |
00:41:35 |
And here we go... |
00:41:55 |
Come in. |
00:42:00 |
Peek-a-boo! |
00:42:01 |
Hello... |
00:42:02 |
AAAH...! |
00:42:07 |
Are you ok? |
00:42:08 |
l'm fine... |
00:42:10 |
But you see, we're even betrayed |
00:42:12 |
How am I supposed |
00:42:14 |
You should mention this in report. |
00:42:17 |
We need more stable chairs, |
00:42:20 |
Oh yeah, and we need |
00:42:22 |
You were there earlier - blub! |
00:42:26 |
Besides, our shoes could be |
00:42:29 |
My feet hurt terribly! |
00:42:32 |
Maybe if you removed this...? |
00:42:33 |
Oh...? |
00:42:34 |
Wonder who did that, |
00:42:37 |
I've had sore feet for six months! |
00:42:41 |
You know, this makes |
00:42:43 |
Just relax, commissioner! |
00:42:48 |
lt's because of that gang, |
00:42:52 |
Don't worry about it... |
00:42:59 |
You know how to |
00:43:01 |
Yes, a little bit... |
00:43:03 |
They delivered it just last week. |
00:43:10 |
Just relax, commissioner... |
00:43:13 |
You'll feel better so much better... |
00:43:17 |
You think so? |
00:43:18 |
l am sure. |
00:43:22 |
But now I can't see anything... |
00:43:25 |
Yes, it's normal. |
00:43:33 |
That feels so good... eh? |
00:43:40 |
I feel like you're taking |
00:43:47 |
That's exactly the case... |
00:43:50 |
I think I'm falling asleep... |
00:43:54 |
l'll wake you up. |
00:44:06 |
That was terrific! |
00:44:09 |
What the fuck do you think you're doing? |
00:44:12 |
No, where am l? |
00:44:13 |
ln front of the police station! |
00:44:14 |
Oh, really? Looks more |
00:44:17 |
Just you wait, buddy... |
00:44:21 |
My respects, general! |
00:44:22 |
At ease! |
00:44:24 |
Thank you Daniel. l'll see you |
00:44:31 |
Oh, Daniel! You're my savior! |
00:44:33 |
Could you do me a favor |
00:44:35 |
I don't drop my friends, but I can |
00:44:37 |
l am so glad to see you! |
00:44:41 |
Please, sir? |
00:44:43 |
Yes, I guess so... |
00:44:44 |
Oh, and would you please keep this |
00:44:48 |
Right... |
00:44:54 |
Hey, hey, slow down, |
00:44:55 |
OK boss! |
00:44:56 |
Daniel, you won't believe |
00:44:58 |
Same here, you'll never guess |
00:45:00 |
Try to guess... it's something |
00:45:02 |
You got promoted? |
00:45:03 |
No it's not about my job, |
00:45:06 |
You're getting married? |
00:45:06 |
Better than that Daniel! |
00:45:10 |
But that's impossible! |
00:45:11 |
Yes it is possible! |
00:45:12 |
Oh, it's wonderful...! |
00:45:15 |
Lily is pregnant too. |
00:45:17 |
No way! |
00:45:19 |
But... that's awesome Daniel, |
00:45:24 |
That's unbelievable... after all these |
00:45:27 |
we'll have a child together! |
00:45:31 |
I mean... uh... |
00:45:34 |
... but at the same time. |
00:45:36 |
Each of us separately! |
00:45:37 |
Yeah... separately, yes! |
00:45:41 |
How long has she been pregnant? |
00:45:42 |
8 months. |
00:45:43 |
8 months?! |
00:45:44 |
I only found out this morning! |
00:45:47 |
I haven't even told mommy yet! |
00:45:50 |
2 bars. |
00:45:52 |
What do you mean, "2 bars"? |
00:45:52 |
Yeah, that's some new gadget... |
00:45:54 |
and it tells you how long |
00:45:56 |
And well, it's been |
00:45:59 |
Oh yeah? That's cool. |
00:46:02 |
Yeah, it's cool... |
00:46:14 |
Commissioner...? |
00:46:17 |
What are you doing, Gibert? |
00:46:19 |
Aaah...! |
00:46:23 |
Uh... that's nothing... |
00:46:26 |
my colleague... she's Chinese... |
00:46:28 |
She was just showing me |
00:46:30 |
How to get 5 hours of sleep |
00:46:33 |
It gives you a lot of energy! |
00:46:36 |
However, today's class is over. |
00:46:40 |
Thanks. |
00:46:42 |
Thanks, my little... Qiu. |
00:46:48 |
So, what can l do for you? |
00:46:53 |
She even put cauliflowers everywhere |
00:46:56 |
I didn't even notice that! |
00:46:58 |
Very stupid, |
00:47:01 |
But why cauliflower? |
00:47:03 |
What do I know? But I should at |
00:47:06 |
But no, nothing! |
00:47:09 |
Oh, stop it. If you were such a loser, |
00:47:12 |
You think so? |
00:47:13 |
Of course! Petra |
00:47:16 |
Thanks. |
00:47:18 |
Oh, don't be too reassured, |
00:47:21 |
How's that? |
00:47:22 |
Well, you're always |
00:47:24 |
I'm always tinkering with an engine, |
00:47:29 |
And I'm not an expert, but a kid |
00:47:32 |
Guess we'll have to change habits and |
00:47:35 |
You're right! We have to watch him |
00:47:42 |
Oh, really? |
00:47:44 |
I suppose so... |
00:47:44 |
Oh...? That's just insane... |
00:47:50 |
That's some good shit... |
00:47:52 |
Yep... hold on, you know Rashid? |
00:47:55 |
Well yeah, a little... |
00:47:59 |
The sun is coming out... |
00:48:07 |
Hey Daniel... Santa riding a scooter, |
00:48:13 |
Yeah... he's supposed |
00:48:15 |
Watch this... he's discreet yet |
00:48:18 |
Hey... just 5 minutes ago we agreed |
00:48:21 |
to spend more time with our kids, |
00:48:25 |
Follow him! |
00:48:26 |
Aye aye... Commissioner! |
00:48:47 |
I need verification on a scooter, |
00:48:53 |
It was stolen 2 weeks ago! |
00:48:54 |
Yes! You see, |
00:48:56 |
You better tell Petra about it... |
00:48:58 |
Daniel, we'll just follow it, |
00:48:59 |
localize his HQ and hand the case |
00:49:02 |
Ok. |
00:49:03 |
You're a real friend,. |
00:49:05 |
Screw things up |
00:49:07 |
Yeah, for sure... |
00:49:13 |
We're losing him! |
00:49:15 |
and I'm fucking losing it! |
00:49:17 |
Hey, calm down! |
00:49:20 |
Daniel, what are you doing...? |
00:49:25 |
Daniel, what's wrong with you...! |
00:49:26 |
You got a better idea |
00:49:28 |
Uh... no! |
00:49:31 |
Just act naturally, |
00:49:33 |
"Act naturally"? |
00:50:06 |
So... now that you found his HQ, |
00:50:09 |
Hold on. I screwed up last time, |
00:50:13 |
Hey! You have a Santa, a stolen scooter |
00:50:17 |
What more do you want? |
00:50:18 |
I just want to make sure! |
00:50:32 |
Bingo! |
00:50:33 |
Is that enough, or you want to |
00:50:36 |
Nah, that's ok... |
00:50:38 |
But we should find out |
00:50:41 |
Follow me! |
00:50:43 |
Will you stop it? You said that you'll |
00:50:47 |
Yes, but the first question he'll ask |
00:50:49 |
And I need to know if this is their |
00:50:52 |
Come on, just give me 5 minutes! |
00:51:12 |
Émilien, l got a bad feeling |
00:51:14 |
Don't worry, I've seen it in a movie. |
00:51:17 |
It's all in your head. |
00:51:18 |
I know, that's what worries me! |
00:51:20 |
If something happens to |
00:51:21 |
Émilien... your shoe's untied! |
00:51:29 |
Oh dear... |
00:51:37 |
Hello? |
00:51:37 |
I'm back from my physician, |
00:51:39 |
Oh yes, if he's a good doctor! |
00:51:41 |
He's an excellent doctor! |
00:51:43 |
The prefect's daughter recommended him, |
00:51:47 |
Well that's gonna be tough to beat... |
00:51:49 |
Yes, especially if we don't |
00:51:50 |
Listen Lily. I'll do anything, but |
00:51:54 |
So what I propose is... |
00:51:56 |
Why are you whispering like that? |
00:51:57 |
Because of the Santas! They just |
00:52:00 |
and I think they're going to... |
00:52:02 |
Lily? Lily! |
00:52:05 |
Oh shit... |
00:52:25 |
But... what are |
00:52:27 |
Guess... |
00:52:28 |
You're wasting your time. |
00:52:31 |
We do not need |
00:52:34 |
We already know everything. |
00:52:39 |
There are much more effective |
00:52:43 |
No kidding? |
00:52:45 |
For example, tenderness... |
00:52:48 |
lt can be a very |
00:52:52 |
Tell me, what is a handsome man |
00:52:55 |
Just doing my job... |
00:52:58 |
Yet you are not insensible |
00:53:02 |
Yes I am! |
00:53:04 |
Ah...? Let's have a look... |
00:53:07 |
Oh, what a nice model! |
00:53:10 |
But it's shut off... |
00:53:12 |
No! |
00:53:14 |
I'm out of credits... |
00:53:16 |
That's against basic |
00:53:26 |
That's inhuman, |
00:53:29 |
They say hunger justifies the means... |
00:53:32 |
and l am very hungry! |
00:53:41 |
Petra! |
00:53:43 |
Can't answer now because I'm very busy. |
00:53:48 |
Émilien, it's Petra. l guess you |
00:53:53 |
I just wanted to tell you |
00:53:55 |
Of your dedication |
00:53:58 |
I know how you put all your |
00:54:00 |
But you should also think about |
00:54:03 |
You should relax a little, |
00:54:06 |
And maybe we could spend |
00:54:09 |
That's all. Call me back |
00:54:17 |
Hello Daniel...! |
00:54:23 |
Why are you still here? Have you |
00:54:25 |
Actually I have seen him, |
00:54:27 |
Kidnapped?! You're kidding, |
00:54:29 |
What do I know! They were all disguised |
00:54:31 |
Dressed as Santa? It must |
00:54:33 |
I guessed that much... |
00:54:34 |
Good job, Émilien! He picked up their |
00:54:36 |
Actually we BOTH did! |
00:54:37 |
They're as good as dead! |
00:54:40 |
And Émilien? |
00:54:42 |
He'll be fine Daniel, trust me! |
00:54:46 |
Get in the car! |
00:54:48 |
Would you mind sticking around with us? |
00:54:52 |
And Émilien? |
00:54:53 |
Ah, Émilien... |
00:54:55 |
Once we find the Santa Claus |
00:54:56 |
but... will he still be alive? |
00:55:00 |
That's promising... |
00:55:10 |
Commissioner! |
00:55:11 |
Ah, good timing! |
00:55:13 |
We're just about to catch |
00:55:15 |
we'll throw them right |
00:55:19 |
Can... can I come with you, please? |
00:55:20 |
Absolutely not. |
00:55:22 |
and this arrest won't be a pretty |
00:55:25 |
Oh, Commissioner... please... |
00:55:29 |
Uh...? OK, let's go then, |
00:55:32 |
Hey! |
00:55:48 |
Spread out! |
00:55:57 |
Yep, Christmas time is here! |
00:55:59 |
I'm gonna hit them with some |
00:56:02 |
How do you know they are here? |
00:56:04 |
I got my own spies! My brother Jean- |
00:56:08 |
he took the police exam |
00:56:10 |
even though he copied |
00:56:12 |
but he messed up the order of the |
00:56:15 |
You know, that happens all the time! |
00:56:18 |
Ok, ok, enough! |
00:56:19 |
Anyway, he called me last night |
00:56:21 |
and told me about suspicious activities |
00:56:24 |
And what did I find? A tunnel |
00:56:29 |
Of course! That way they'll steal |
00:56:33 |
No! Sunday, they'll rob the CLOSED bank |
00:56:39 |
Of course! Nobody will notice them |
00:56:41 |
Exactly! And that's why they've been |
00:56:44 |
in preparation of that hold-up! |
00:56:46 |
Of course, of course...! |
00:56:49 |
No, no, Alain... I got an inherent |
00:56:52 |
but it's really just a |
00:56:55 |
It is! |
00:56:56 |
Can l make a phone call? |
00:56:57 |
Suit yourself! |
00:57:00 |
Oh, ain't that funny, |
00:57:06 |
Yes. |
00:57:07 |
{Y:i}The stupid cops |
00:57:09 |
{Y:i}Switch to plan B. |
00:57:12 |
- OK! |
00:57:14 |
That's such a nice language... |
00:57:17 |
It just melts in your ear! |
00:57:18 |
Chief, there's activity |
00:57:19 |
On your marks. If that four wheeled |
00:57:23 |
Roger that! |
00:57:25 |
The Christmas vacation is over, |
00:57:31 |
What the hell is that? |
00:57:33 |
Hey, where's that |
00:57:37 |
They're getting away! |
00:57:42 |
l commandeer this vehicle. |
00:58:01 |
We have a beautiful view |
00:58:04 |
l see that. ls it quiet, |
00:58:07 |
Oh yes, very quiet. |
00:58:08 |
STOP! |
00:58:13 |
Commissioner, wait for me! |
00:58:14 |
Stop... in the name of the Law! |
00:58:17 |
Like I told you, Minister, |
00:58:20 |
Indeed... one bike for two |
00:58:23 |
Way too little, yes... |
00:59:17 |
Tell the chopper pilot |
00:59:26 |
l will miss you, |
00:59:29 |
But because l like you, |
00:59:32 |
Gee, thanks... |
00:59:33 |
You will even have the privilege to |
00:59:37 |
thanks to this highly precise |
00:59:50 |
This device will set free that ball, |
00:59:56 |
and you'll have the |
00:59:59 |
Uh... how much time will I have? |
01:00:02 |
You'll have exactly 5 minutes. |
01:00:05 |
Great...! |
01:00:05 |
Use your time well to purify |
01:00:09 |
It is important to thoroughly clean |
01:00:13 |
before you face your Maker. |
01:00:16 |
Only 5 minutes to clean up that |
01:00:18 |
Focus on the essential, then... |
01:00:27 |
I'm keeping your cell |
01:00:30 |
I am a bit sentimental... |
01:00:33 |
that's my Chinese side. |
01:00:43 |
Clean up my soul... |
01:00:58 |
Right here and now, I would |
01:01:01 |
Even a small one...! |
01:01:08 |
Oh no, not the ball...! |
01:01:11 |
Oh no, not the taxi! |
01:01:20 |
Daniel! You can't imagine |
01:01:24 |
lt was terrible, we must find her! |
01:01:29 |
I mean, they also got |
01:01:31 |
but the cell phone... that cell |
01:01:33 |
Imagine what would happen if she |
01:01:36 |
Uh, Émilien...? Tell me, did I just |
01:01:39 |
Well, yes... so what? I would've |
01:01:42 |
Oh yeah? That way I would have died |
01:01:45 |
Don't say that. My driving |
01:01:48 |
But your manners haven't! How about |
01:01:51 |
If I don't catch that gang, |
01:01:54 |
Gibert will kill me because |
01:01:56 |
We'll find that gang, but first, |
01:01:59 |
Oh yeah? How are we gonna find |
01:02:03 |
Say: "Thank you"! |
01:02:04 |
THANK YOU! |
01:02:06 |
YEAH! |
01:02:11 |
l'm sorry, buddy. |
01:02:14 |
It's... it's my nerves, I just |
01:02:19 |
The Chinese girl, she... |
01:02:21 |
She tortured me for hours, |
01:02:24 |
She tortured you? |
01:02:25 |
Yes. lt was terrible! |
01:02:29 |
What kind of tortures? |
01:02:30 |
Oh my, she did things I didn't |
01:02:32 |
l mean, you can't imagine the things |
01:02:37 |
I mean, it hurts me just |
01:02:41 |
l see. |
01:02:43 |
Don't worry... we'll catch that |
01:02:50 |
Did you see, did you overhear |
01:02:52 |
No... |
01:02:52 |
She was telling about a chopper pilot |
01:02:56 |
She had fur on her boots. |
01:02:57 |
Fur on her boots? |
01:03:00 |
You don't feel anything? |
01:03:01 |
No... |
01:03:02 |
It's cold... |
01:03:03 |
Oh yeah, you're right... |
01:03:05 |
Yes. And that means two things. |
01:03:09 |
And... since they were wearing fur |
01:03:12 |
Probably... |
01:03:14 |
But why would they take all that |
01:03:16 |
What's on the other side |
01:03:20 |
Switzerland... |
01:03:22 |
But of course! |
01:03:23 |
Daniel, she's half Swiss, |
01:03:26 |
They'll travel by car as high as |
01:03:28 |
and what with all the tourists |
01:03:31 |
And from the Swiss ski station, |
01:03:33 |
That plan is awesome! |
01:03:37 |
So now we're looking for a ski station |
01:03:40 |
where you can land a chopper |
01:03:45 |
- Val d'lsère! |
01:03:55 |
Did you just see something? |
01:03:56 |
No. Absolutely nothing. |
01:03:58 |
Sentinel N1, negative. |
01:04:02 |
So where are you going |
01:04:03 |
Bof, we haven't decided yet... |
01:04:35 |
Now we can only hope that we |
01:04:38 |
and their car is around |
01:04:40 |
You look on the right, |
01:04:42 |
OK. |
01:04:45 |
Émilien, don't tell me you can't |
01:04:48 |
Oh, you mean on |
01:04:51 |
I'm in front of you, |
01:04:52 |
You're not in front of me, |
01:04:54 |
Yes, but I imagined I was sitting |
01:04:58 |
What...? |
01:04:59 |
Daniel! The car! |
01:05:01 |
Got'cha! |
01:05:02 |
Let's take a shortcut, turn |
01:05:04 |
Why, you know this place? |
01:05:05 |
Never mind, all these ski stations |
01:05:08 |
Tell you what, I'd rather |
01:05:14 |
Watch out! |
01:05:21 |
That was a close one! |
01:05:24 |
What is this road, Daniel? |
01:05:25 |
l don't know, |
01:05:31 |
Don't these cars look a bit strange? |
01:05:33 |
Nah, they're local plates... |
01:05:36 |
What are those signs saying? |
01:05:38 |
Says "1 min 10 sec, 2nd place" |
01:05:41 |
Not at all, we'll do better |
01:06:05 |
Oh shit... |
01:06:06 |
Look, those tracks |
01:06:08 |
They must have transferred the |
01:06:10 |
We'll never catch them, |
01:06:12 |
The pursuit never stops. |
01:06:19 |
Daniel, I know you're fast, but |
01:06:23 |
Nothing is impossible |
01:06:32 |
What do you think about |
01:06:35 |
Oh yeah, not bad at all! |
01:06:37 |
Tell me, you've tested this, right? |
01:06:38 |
No, never... |
01:06:47 |
Hey, it seems to be working! |
01:06:49 |
Yeah I guess so... |
01:06:50 |
But how are we going to |
01:06:52 |
How about following |
01:06:54 |
Oh yes, that's a clever idea! |
01:06:59 |
If they manage to escape in a chopper, |
01:07:02 |
Émilien, don't overdo it! That's |
01:07:04 |
Oh, I'm not complaining! But maybe |
01:07:07 |
What an excellent idea! |
01:07:09 |
Uh, can I borrow your cell phone? |
01:07:17 |
Put the money into the rucksacks. |
01:07:30 |
{Y:i}Back to work! |
01:07:40 |
You think they are still there? |
01:07:41 |
That's hard to say... |
01:07:47 |
Hello? |
01:07:48 |
Oh, Émilien! Operation ''Snow-white'' |
01:07:51 |
I'll be with you in 10 minutes. |
01:07:55 |
he insisted to participate |
01:07:57 |
Oh, no...! |
01:07:59 |
- Commissioner! |
01:08:01 |
Are you sure that's a good idea? |
01:08:04 |
Alain, l served for 18 months |
01:08:07 |
13th batallion, special forces! |
01:08:11 |
Alright, but... we are high up here! |
01:08:13 |
Have you ever seen |
01:08:15 |
Well... you know, |
01:08:17 |
Ah...? Oh. |
01:08:21 |
Ok, hit the road! |
01:08:23 |
I'm going to take a look. |
01:08:25 |
I wouldn't do that |
01:08:26 |
Relax, just give |
01:08:29 |
Damn it - it's always |
01:08:40 |
You were right. |
01:08:47 |
See that? You could have waited |
01:08:49 |
Take it easy, it's just water! |
01:08:50 |
No, for now it's still snow, |
01:08:53 |
Alright, I'll clean up |
01:08:55 |
Oh yeah? How are you |
01:08:56 |
l said, l'll clean it! |
01:09:07 |
Come on! Let's go. |
01:09:13 |
You know how to ski? |
01:09:14 |
No, but I know |
01:10:23 |
Damn it! |
01:10:29 |
Hey! lt's a forest, Daniel! |
01:10:30 |
So what? Are you scared in a forest? |
01:10:32 |
No, I'm scared in a car! |
01:10:37 |
Uh... what... what are |
01:10:39 |
Well, I think I can put |
01:10:46 |
There, we localized the chopper! |
01:10:52 |
Chief! Are you sure that...? |
01:10:53 |
Shut up Alain, I checked everything |
01:10:57 |
Ok boys, here we go! |
01:11:20 |
What happened? |
01:11:26 |
Wait for me-e-aah! |
01:11:39 |
I think the cord is |
01:11:41 |
Of course it's too short! |
01:11:46 |
Wait, you can't do that! |
01:11:47 |
Oh yeah? Watch me! |
01:11:51 |
There we go. |
01:11:53 |
Wait for me...! |
01:12:03 |
And here comes Hans Gerhardt, |
01:12:07 |
in a great shape this season... |
01:12:11 |
Are you sure we're on the road? |
01:12:13 |
I think that as long as we |
01:12:16 |
After his record in Kitzbühl and |
01:12:20 |
it's hard to think of anybody |
01:12:27 |
He has set a record |
01:12:33 |
He is literally flying across |
01:12:42 |
This victory cannot escape him... |
01:12:48 |
Ooops - it did. A... taxi... |
01:13:08 |
lt's too calm... |
01:13:27 |
You could leave me |
01:13:28 |
Souvenirs aren't allowed |
01:13:30 |
However, you will have |
01:13:34 |
Ok, take her away! |
01:13:39 |
Tell me, you don't seem to be very angry |
01:13:44 |
Well... bygones are |
01:13:46 |
Sure... |
01:13:46 |
Oh, by the way, you haven't seen |
01:13:49 |
{Y:i}l'm coming! |
01:13:50 |
Well yeah, there he is! |
01:13:52 |
O-oh! l am comi-i-ng! |
01:13:55 |
Chief! Be careful when |
01:13:58 |
Oh, don't worry Émilien, |
01:14:02 |
Banzai...! |
01:14:06 |
Oh dear... the water must |
01:14:16 |
Hello! |
01:14:16 |
Émilien? My waters broke, |
01:14:19 |
What, you're giving birth? |
01:14:21 |
Well it's gonna take some |
01:14:22 |
I'm coming Petra! |
01:14:28 |
Commissioner! |
01:14:31 |
And guess who's getting |
01:14:33 |
Daniel! |
01:14:40 |
l'm here, l'm here! |
01:14:45 |
I beg you, please don't faint! |
01:14:48 |
Don't worry, everything be fine. |
01:14:54 |
Émilien, that's not the right time! |
01:14:57 |
Watch over the monitor. |
01:15:00 |
- I'll see contractions on a screen? |
01:15:02 |
Watch a screen, watch a screen... |
01:15:04 |
It must be this one... |
01:15:07 |
Yes, it's that one! |
01:15:08 |
Push! Push! |
01:15:09 |
But where do I push? |
01:15:10 |
Not you! She has to push |
01:15:13 |
Contractions! |
01:15:15 |
Push, honey, push, push! |
01:15:17 |
Now breathe, breathe! |
01:15:20 |
Not you! She has to breathe! |
01:15:23 |
Breathe darling, breathe, breathe! |
01:15:27 |
Contractions! |
01:15:28 |
Push! Push! |
01:15:31 |
Get out of here! |
01:15:32 |
Push! Get it out of here! |
01:15:35 |
Now breathe... |
01:15:36 |
Ok, breathe! |
01:15:43 |
Ok, one more time, |
01:15:44 |
The head...? |
01:15:45 |
Contractions, Émilien! |
01:15:46 |
Ok darling, push the head! |
01:15:51 |
Contractions! |
01:15:53 |
Almost there! |
01:15:54 |
One more time my love, push! |
01:15:58 |
Ok, now relax. |
01:16:02 |
Relax, relax, relax... |
01:16:06 |
It's a beautiful baby boy. |
01:16:08 |
Relax everything... |
01:16:17 |
I'm a daddy... |
01:16:22 |
Would you like to cut |
01:16:26 |
Maybe we should wait a little |
01:16:46 |
What are you doing here? |
01:16:47 |
Training... |
01:16:48 |
Why? Are you pregnant? |
01:16:50 |
No, but the woman |
01:16:52 |
And I want to be ready |
01:16:55 |
Where did you find a woman stupid enough |
01:16:59 |
l was very lucky. |
01:17:03 |
Like what? |
01:17:05 |
To spend more time with her than with |
01:17:09 |
And the fridge? |
01:17:10 |
The fridge is empty! |
01:17:11 |
I would also be the best of husbands, |
01:17:16 |
And did she believe you? |
01:17:17 |
Not at all! |
01:17:18 |
In fact, it's the first time in her life |
01:17:21 |
Because right now, |
01:17:26 |
What men lack is not sincerity, |
01:17:29 |
The time to make all these |
01:17:33 |
Lily, would you marry me? |
01:17:35 |
That's easy, now that you made me |
01:17:38 |
Lily! |
01:17:40 |
In any case, you're not doing it right. |
01:17:48 |
Lily, would you give me the |
01:17:52 |
It depends... |
01:17:53 |
Depends on what? |
01:17:55 |
On how good of |
01:17:57 |
You got one hour |
01:17:58 |
You'll never last! |
01:18:00 |
Wanna bet? |
01:18:02 |
"Intensive care" |
01:18:11 |
Émilien... |
01:18:14 |
Émilien! |