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Taxidermia
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- Morosgoványi! |
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What day is it today, Morosgoványi? |
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Saturday, Lieutenant. |
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Second Saturday. |
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Bathing Saturday, Lieutenant. |
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What are the duties of an orderly |
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I humbly report, he is obliged |
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that serves as a bath tub, |
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that is appropriately heated |
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at four... six points, |
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then to fill it up with water |
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to the correct temperature |
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according to demand and person. |
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And what makes the water boil, |
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I humbly report, |
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laid in the fireplace outside |
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easterly direction... |
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This is after? |
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After the wood has been chopped |
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The correct size is? |
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Twenty, five, five... |
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Centimetres. |
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This is after...? |
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After the Lieutenant's |
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After...? |
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After the bicycle tires |
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- After...? |
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- After...? |
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- After...? |
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The other way around, Morosgovány, |
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Yes, the other way around! |
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This is after...? |
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- The Lieutenant's buttons |
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The daily field exercise |
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After...? |
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After the pig has been fed. |
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Quite right. |
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And? |
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What is it that the orderly never does, |
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I humbly report, under no |
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Because if he peeps? |
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- His big mouth will be shot off! |
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Yes indeed, Lieutenant! |
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Hang on... hang on! |
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Too much, too much, too much! |
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Hang on! Hang on! |
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Just a drop more... |
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Good, good. Too much, too much! |
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Now, get out! |
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Don't you have |
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And what are you smiling at? |
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What's true is true. |
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The poet was right. |
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For what, I ask, |
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Who knows that? |
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- Don't you think, Morosgoványi? |
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And so I ask you straight, |
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is there anything better |
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Because you can call it |
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...the cunt is still the common |
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Isn't it? |
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And if it's not, |
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it's because it's not, |
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or because it's ugly... |
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I mean the word... |
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or unwashed, I mean. |
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- Or like a pig. |
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For, I quite agree |
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that a poet's description |
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is more beautiful... |
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Or a dewy lilly. |
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Or perhaps a pussy... |
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No doubt about that. |
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Or in the words of the song. |
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If you were a rosebud, a rosebud, |
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I'd buzz up to you... |
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But that's just how they say it. |
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When courting or being polite. |
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Because all they are |
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Do you understand? |
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The cunt, yes! |
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Because, listen, Vendel... |
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I've got my own theory |
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that it's not the world |
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but it's cunt that makes |
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Erno, lunch is ready! |
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What are you going on about? |
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Leona! Now! I've had enough! |
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Not now! You're it! |
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Leona, come on, run, Leona! |
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Come on, come on, throw it then! |
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Girls! |
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Bedtime! |
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Girls! |
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Into bed, one, two. |
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Miss! |
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Sleep well. |
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Don't worry about your figure, |
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just grow nice and fat for me. |
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Sweet dreams! |
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There is a poor, orphan girl... |
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She doesn't have a mother or father |
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She has a friend, loneliness |
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and she washes clothes in the stream |
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morning and night |
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Her stepmother shouts at her |
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Poor orphan, her life is miserable. |
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The little girl washes a white dress |
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HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN: |
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Don't be afraid of me. |
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But you're trembling. |
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Shall I magic |
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Yes. |
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- Would you like that? |
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You really want me to? |
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- Yes. |
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But you have to help me. |
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Give me your hand. |
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Yes, there. |
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I'm flying! |
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Here you are! My dear Leona! |
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Gentlemen! Gentlemen! |
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To the final victory! |
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Cheers! Cheers! |
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Hey, where are you? |
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Here, Morosgoványi. |
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Morosgoványi! |
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But won't you get cold, Mistress, |
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That only depends on you, |
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on how skilful you are. |
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Scratch me, Morosgoványi, |
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scratch me! |
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Keep scratching. |
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Are you undressing me, silly boy? |
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It's winter... |
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A woman can't afford to catch |
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you know, Morosgoványi. A woman |
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Oh, yes. You. |
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Wait, I 'm going to throw |
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I'm going to fuck you, Irma. |
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Can I say things like that? |
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Sure I can, damn it! |
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Fuck my cunt, |
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Fuck my cunt, |
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My little mangalica piggy. |
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My little mangalica, |
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my little pig, |
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my sow, |
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my piggy! |
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Tell me, Ferike, Leona, |
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Vilma. |
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Let's shriek together. |
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And let's laugh and |
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let's grunt, |
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And get it in, |
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get it in, |
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get it in! |
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As hard as you can! |
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Morosgoványi... |
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Yes, Lieutenant! |
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Little Kálmán, my little son! |
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...and now, at this very moment, |
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if we can believe the scales, |
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Our boy Kálmán Balatony |
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behind Hristo Mehmedov |
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who's in position 2, so he's |
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Ivan Duharin, |
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Come on, come on! |
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...then Béla Miszlényi, |
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The contender from of the 12th Regiment |
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is keeping up |
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It's still impossible to tell |
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We know, who the winner will be, |
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for the second, third |
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Colonel Ivan Duharin, |
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followed by Kálmán Balatony |
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Come on Kálmán, come on Honvéd! |
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followed by Béla Miszlényi. |
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Come on Hungarians, |
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come on Hungarians! |
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Come on Balatony! |
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Come on Miszlényi! |
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Come on Hungarians, |
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Will Balatony be able to keep |
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Of course he will, |
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he's putting on an amazing finish. |
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And so is Miszlényi. |
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Miszlényi is third, |
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Only 0.1! Is he...? |
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You like her, don't you? |
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Leave her alone! |
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- You kept looking at her. |
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Because I pushed you. |
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Ah, Chick! |
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This competition |
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This woman is going to be my wife. |
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Are you crazy? |
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What the fuck are you looking at |
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You know where you are, Chick? No? |
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Then look out there to see |
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At a turning point. |
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Is it worth anything to you |
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- Are you crazy? |
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By a thread. Shut your face. |
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Just stare into your plate and eat! |
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You eat some false tooth or ring |
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- Do I make myself clear? |
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I should think so. |
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Now, the lipid. |
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and full of shit like |
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Only a little lubricant, |
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Do I make myself clear? |
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Béla. |
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Béla, you keep up with Kálmán. |
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It's good for you, too. |
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Go, Honvéd! Go Hungarians! |
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The Vasilyev move worked and |
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I don't know what his problem is. |
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The Garmeyer cross-swallow? |
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You didn't even notice, did you? |
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And why not? Because the pacemaker |
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I'm telling you, |
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and only the champion |
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All right. The champion |
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Welcome to the Spartakiad. |
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Comrade Gizella Aczél who competes |
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won the Junior World Championship |
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And another international champion |
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Comrade Bat Bulgana from Mongolia |
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who took gold in Beijing |
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To your plates, |
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get set, |
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go! |
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And the fight has started |
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The two Hungarians are right |
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The stakes are high |
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with horse sausage chosen by |
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Go Hungarians! |
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Tempo! You're first, come on! |
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And I can't believe my eyes. |
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Balatony's scales are showing 23.5, |
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no, 23.7 less than Duharin's. |
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Yes, Balatony is winning! |
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It's good to be Hungarian |
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A milestone in Hungarian sport eating! |
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Come on Balatony! |
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Come on Balatony! |
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The spoon, the spoon! |
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...they keep on eating |
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It looks like lockjaw! |
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as the clock eats up the last |
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Comrade! What are you doing? |
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Oh, there seems to be a problem... |
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Let me tell you, |
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And there are oranges everywhere. |
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You don't have to queue, |
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Hello, hello. |
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How are you, son, how are you? |
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Hello, you cheat! |
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Tinned strawberries. |
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Your favourite. |
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- Béla Miszlényi. |
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I've heard so much about you, |
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I respect your results. If you |
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Béla came second, after Duharin. |
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And this has its own consequences. |
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I hear, it's Norway. |
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Norway. They'll put me forward |
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The most important thing is |
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I can tell you this, |
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Isn't that right, Kálmán? |
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I brought some bananas. |
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Nice. |
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- Do you want some, Comrade? |
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Are you not coming, Comrade? |
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My car's outside, I can give you |
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Or you want to chat, Kalmán? |
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All right, my boy. |
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So then, good bye, Kálman. |
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Get well soon. |
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Bride for sale! |
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Faster, gentlemen, faster! |
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Come on, don't be mean! |
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Smile, Matyi, it's a wedding, |
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Bride for sale! |
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Faster, Matyi, faster! |
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Have you grown roots or what! |
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Thank you, Juliska! |
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Laci, my old mate, |
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Hey, don't take it out, put it in! |
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Bride for sale! |
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Let's run away! |
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Sure. |
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The bride's running away! |
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- Béla? |
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That fucking liar! |
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- Where is he? |
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It must be worked for, my boy. |
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First test: singing. |
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No you don't. |
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Norway. |
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Come with me. |
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I want you, Gizi. |
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I want to spend my life with you. |
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I love you, Gizi. |
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It cannot be the time for farewell, |
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I only had you, no one else. |
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You took my dreams, |
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I still see your face. |
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A painful thought is haunting me: |
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Will you think of me, |
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All our dreams are torn... |
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We can go to Norway, Gizi! |
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Gizi! You're mine, Gizi! |
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I won you, Gizi! |
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Norway! |
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And you have never loved |
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Will you think of me, |
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Don't tear all our dreams apart. |
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Lie that it hurts, |
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Pista, Józsi, move! |
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Pali, don't just sit there! |
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Just how are you holding that hose? |
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Excuse me. |
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Good afternoon. |
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It's arranged. |
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Sit over there. |
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Menu: dessert, semolina pudding. |
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You get cocoa powder on it. |
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Sit up! |
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Spoons up. |
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You too! |
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Your spoon? |
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Marks, get set, go! |
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Semolina, mushy, |
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lumpy. |
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Don't forget to work your elbows. |
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Come on, ten seconds left. |
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Finished! |
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Oh, I don't believe it. |
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Kiril Gottman. |
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Kzystof Dihar. |
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Jan Beher Kekes. |
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Béla Miszlényi. |
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I can't! |
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This is a totally different world. |
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It needs a different personality. |
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Listen to this, listen to that! |
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Then the Bulgarians and |
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- And Béla Miszlényi. |
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They gave him everything. |
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"Mister Miszlényi, please". |
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Throat expansion. |
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Where are we compared to them, |
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Chick? |
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Do you remember, Uncle Jeno? |
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With the Inota chocolate bar, |
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at the fluid stage, to be precise, |
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it was neither shaped nor cut. |
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I was in the sixth grade, I think. |
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The man in the factory told us |
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but not to put any |
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There was a girl, Ibolya, |
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I wanted to impress her. |
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I wanted to show that I was |
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there are other things than |
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"Can you give me a spoon |
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I just counted to myself. |
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It was about 2.2 kilos |
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That was when I got the first buzz. |
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This trembling excitement |
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that my capacity is bigger than me. |
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The feeling that you are growing |
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and deep and unknown chambers |
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Just a slip of a boy, Uncle Jeno, |
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and I still had the right feeling. |
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I wanted to bet him |
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they were a rarity then, |
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We didn't have them, |
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But he said it was over, |
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"You're a fucking liar!" |
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He called the guard. |
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And what did I say? |
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That I should leave those losers |
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And that there'd be money |
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and a small snack after |
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I say the same right now. |
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And no bullshit. |
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You've got to work like hell! |
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When speed eating comes |
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and the IOC admits it at last, |
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then we'll show the world |
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that Kálmán Balatony s a |
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real gem. |
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Dear Comrade Gizella, welcome to |
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is named after the wife of the martyr |
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Our doctors are patient and |
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- The staff are all excellent... |
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So, Comrade Gizella... |
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we transfer you |
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You'll need to pee and we'll take |
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Congratulations! |
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You know, doctor, |
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Vegetable wholesale. |
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Yes, but Gizi competes |
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Vegetable wholesale. |
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- They're second division. |
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No way. Internal order. |
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- Cyst or myoma? |
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Tibor... |
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Ilonka... |
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János... |
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Or Piroska... |
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Or Miklós... |
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Lajos! |
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Comrade Aczél! |
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Gizike! |
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They said I'd find you here. |
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Comrade Svigadurin |
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our famous sportswoman and |
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And the situation is... |
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well... you know... it was sort |
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You should give a short... |
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demonstration... |
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45 kg of red caviar, |
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in 20 minutes |
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in honour of the 20th anniversary |
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The first minute is over. |
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So 45 kilos in 20 minutes, |
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I don't know, |
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No wonder after vomiting so much. |
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But I'm sweating |
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Don't be silly, that was |
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Goose liver got stuck in her throat, |
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I don't know, |
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Hey, are you crying? You? |
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Listen. |
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What about the time with |
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That great man clapped so hard, |
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he nearly fell off the podium. |
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All right, I'll tell the doctor |
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Health is more important. |
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But we'll lose the trip to Sochi. |
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Come on, pull yourself together. |
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Dear Comrades... |
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now, more than ever, |
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we need helping hands to strengthen |
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the construction of communism... |
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now, when the most important issues |
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and honest brotherhood, |
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I thank you for this commemoration. |
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Are you OK, pussycat? |
| 00:54:31 |
Have a drop of cognac! |
| 00:54:34 |
It hasn't happened |
| 00:55:05 |
That one, on the left, |
| 00:55:12 |
- Is that little Lajos? |
| 00:55:16 |
- A bit small though... |
| 00:55:20 |
A child is a child. |
| 00:55:23 |
We'll bring him up, pussycat. |
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LAJOS BALATONY - TAXIDERMIST |
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Thirty kilos of margarine |
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And this lolly... |
| 00:57:33 |
- When do you finish today? |
| 00:57:53 |
- Are you here tomorrow? |
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Move your arse! |
| 00:58:46 |
Is that 15 kilos? |
| 00:58:49 |
Don't spare any! |
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Margarine. |
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Come on, start eating. |
| 00:59:15 |
Hurry up, Gréta, what is it then? |
| 00:59:17 |
Chew faster. |
| 00:59:20 |
They should be able to eat the... |
| 00:59:25 |
15 kilos by now. |
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This was well worth it. |
| 00:59:36 |
She's really coming on! |
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All the hard work |
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At least on those |
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But you, |
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- Then don't look. |
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These little things |
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I'd give anything just to stroke |
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Oh, you are beautiful. |
| 01:00:08 |
Youuuuu! |
| 01:00:10 |
Come on, let them out, |
| 01:00:13 |
No way. |
| 01:00:17 |
Later. |
| 01:00:19 |
I'll open it later. You'll see. |
| 01:00:22 |
If it snaps, |
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if notice it snap, |
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I'll have a wash, clean myself |
| 01:00:31 |
and open the door for Gizike. |
| 01:00:35 |
You'd have to get up for that. |
| 01:00:38 |
You'll see. |
| 01:00:43 |
You watching that shit again? |
| 01:00:47 |
The losers. |
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If only I were there! |
| 01:00:52 |
- Can you believe it? |
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Arseholes. |
| 01:00:57 |
Losers. |
| 01:01:00 |
Gorging. |
| 01:01:04 |
Arseholes. |
| 01:01:06 |
I'd be a whatsit by now. |
| 01:01:09 |
A, you know... |
| 01:01:11 |
A world star. |
| 01:01:14 |
But you won't make a fool out of me! |
| 01:01:17 |
Who? |
| 01:01:21 |
- Should I heat the meat up? |
| 01:01:24 |
- I've never been there. |
| 01:01:27 |
But the Romanians went, |
| 01:01:34 |
Just look at this! |
| 01:02:59 |
- Can I help you? |
| 01:03:03 |
I've got something. |
| 01:03:06 |
Wild or domestic? |
| 01:03:09 |
Not really sure... |
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domestic, I guess. |
| 01:03:22 |
Your name? |
| 01:03:26 |
Regoczy. |
| 01:03:29 |
Andor Regoczy. |
| 01:03:33 |
Doctor. |
| 01:03:58 |
How much is this? |
| 01:04:00 |
It's not for sale. |
| 01:04:09 |
38,526. |
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Only if you keep the schedule. |
| 01:04:35 |
No meat until then. |
| 01:04:37 |
Everything in its own time. |
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Black pudding |
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or industrial lard. |
| 01:04:43 |
Well, if you don't eat Lajoska |
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though there's not much on him. |
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My little kittens. |
| 01:04:52 |
All right, |
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grow nice and big. |
| 01:04:58 |
You're my world sensation. |
| 01:05:03 |
You could even be on television. |
| 01:05:06 |
Sure you could. |
| 01:05:09 |
If there was somebody |
| 01:05:12 |
who'd arrange it! Right? |
| 01:05:16 |
Clever girl, Gizi. |
| 01:05:20 |
I myself started with fat. |
| 01:05:25 |
- A long time back. |
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Come on, kitty, |
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eat it. |
| 01:05:45 |
Maybe if you took the wrapper off... |
| 01:05:49 |
Watch this! |
| 01:05:54 |
Can you see? |
| 01:05:58 |
And the silver paper? |
| 01:06:01 |
It just slips down. |
| 01:06:09 |
I can do 400 plain bars an hour |
| 01:06:13 |
but 570 with the silver paper on. |
| 01:06:24 |
- And does it come out? |
| 01:06:28 |
I've never eaten anything that |
| 01:06:34 |
It finds a role in the body. |
| 01:06:39 |
Now, listen. |
| 01:06:44 |
Check the time. |
| 01:06:58 |
Ah, I'm just wasting my breath. |
| 01:07:12 |
Cyst. |
| 01:07:29 |
What did you say? |
| 01:07:32 |
- Dad? - Don't you realise that |
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Because of me? |
| 01:07:47 |
- I've never done anything but... |
| 01:07:51 |
You don't have to do me a favour! |
| 01:07:54 |
Carcass stuffer! |
| 01:07:56 |
Alright then. |
| 01:07:59 |
That's enough. |
| 01:08:01 |
how long you'd survive. |
| 01:08:04 |
You'd die of hunger, together |
| 01:08:08 |
You'd drown in shit and filth! |
| 01:08:11 |
- by yourself. - I can manage. |
| 01:08:15 |
How would you manage? |
| 01:08:18 |
Get lost, shoo. |
| 01:08:22 |
You don't realize that there's |
| 01:08:25 |
Only me, I'm such a fucked up idiot. |
| 01:08:32 |
Who else would pay for pile of food |
| 01:08:36 |
You son of a bitch! |
| 01:08:44 |
Mum was right. |
| 01:08:46 |
She was right when she left. |
| 01:08:50 |
She didn't want to stay |
| 01:08:56 |
and rot along with you. |
| 01:09:00 |
Everything. But I won't! |
| 01:09:03 |
Remember that! Loser! |
| 01:09:08 |
I'll smash your face, you shit! |
| 01:09:12 |
- You loser. |
| 01:09:14 |
Come and hit me then. |
| 01:09:17 |
It's never too late. |
| 01:09:19 |
A fatherly slap. |
| 01:09:23 |
Once in your life. Come on then, |
| 01:09:25 |
I'll let you! |
| 01:09:32 |
You don't even deserve a slap, |
| 01:09:35 |
You stinking sack of shit! |
| 01:09:39 |
Don't you bullshit a world star. |
| 01:09:43 |
Just for comparison: |
| 01:09:49 |
- In '69... |
| 01:09:53 |
You carcass stuffer! |
| 01:09:56 |
You don't know who I am! |
| 01:10:00 |
I worked hard! |
| 01:10:04 |
Who are you kidding, |
| 01:10:07 |
- I had a vomiting technique |
| 01:10:12 |
Chick! |
| 01:10:20 |
We've got an infrared cabin, |
| 01:10:22 |
sauna and turbo solarium |
| 01:10:27 |
The recreation room |
| 01:10:31 |
We've got back massage, |
| 01:10:36 |
Swedish, Thai and sports massage |
| 01:10:42 |
So you need to repeat this exercise |
| 01:10:46 |
You could do fewer. |
| 01:10:48 |
Stop for a while and rest |
| 01:10:52 |
Try not to push it |
| 01:10:55 |
but focus on your muscles |
| 01:10:57 |
In, out. |
| 01:11:00 |
Alright, very good. |
| 01:11:08 |
Don't do it too hard, |
| 01:11:10 |
you can slow down a bit. |
| 01:11:13 |
Focus on your body, |
| 01:11:15 |
This exercise is good for your |
| 01:11:18 |
You'll notice the difference |
| 01:11:22 |
when you leave the gym. |
| 01:11:26 |
Five more to go, and then finished. |
| 01:11:32 |
Good, very good. |
| 01:11:34 |
Slower, |
| 01:11:37 |
try to keep the distance |
| 01:11:41 |
Good. |
| 01:11:44 |
Well done, |
| 01:11:53 |
stop it now. |
| 01:12:05 |
Stop. |
| 01:13:04 |
38,526. |
| 01:13:07 |
1,474 back. |
| 01:13:13 |
Here you are. |
| 01:13:16 |
Good bye! |
| 01:13:19 |
Dad. |
| 01:13:33 |
It's me. |
| 01:13:37 |
I'm back. |
| 01:14:33 |
Fuck you, Galamb, |
| 01:15:54 |
Well, Dad. |
| 01:21:08 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:22:13 |
Hey! |
| 01:22:28 |
Excuse me... |
| 01:25:57 |
directed by |
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photography |
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based on the works of |
| 01:26:07 |
screenplay |
| 01:26:10 |
music |
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YugoManijak |
