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Mom? |
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Susie never showed up. I did a double. |
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I'm so tired. |
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Finished. |
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You did? Oh! |
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That's great. Very well done. |
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So? You find out about it today? |
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just the rankings. Don't find out |
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How about the grant? Declined. |
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Same as the loans. |
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Bastard. Yeah, but I still have a good |
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I mean, I could still get the scholarship. |
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I've got complete faith in you. |
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Well, I gotta go. If I just |
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Come here. I have to go. |
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I need a hug. I need one. Come on. |
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You're going to get to college. |
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I mean, look at this. This is brilliant. |
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My little girl the writer. |
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You're gonna make it. |
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I just know it. You didn't do so bad. |
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Yeah. |
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But you're gonna go all the way. |
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So, you really think this is an A? |
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You're the A. |
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That teacher of yours isn't |
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Coach! Hey, Coach! |
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Wake up, will you? |
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That Trudie Tucker has |
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Listen, I need your senior prophecy |
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I don't know what to say. I hate that senior shit. |
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Just think of where you'll be in 20 years. |
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You're the writer, do it for me. |
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Okay, uh, how about, Miss Jo Lynn |
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In rehab popping Percodan, |
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Perfect. |
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What does yours say? I haven't done mine yet. |
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Allow me. Leigh Ann Watson, |
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wins the Pulitzer Prize for her |
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of being a 38 year old virgin. |
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Watch it. Simple reminder. |
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Go, Man, go! |
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Hiya, Trudie. What you got there? |
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It's the Bastille. As in |
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as in the French Revolution. |
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It's cute. I think we can do better than cute. |
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Don't you think so, Leigh Ann? |
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Good job. Very well done. |
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Good morning. |
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Oh, my God, there he is. Oh, he is such a |
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Canker. |
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With a wrought iron ass! |
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Dare me. What? |
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just say it. Dare me. |
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Okay, I dare you. Thank you! |
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Sorry about that. Hey, Jo Lynn, it's okay. |
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No, really, I should not be |
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Hey, Leigh Ann, how's it going? She's good. |
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I'm the one who's kind of out of it. |
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Oh, yeah? What's wrong? |
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I just think a little bit of pity is in order, |
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since I have had this stirring |
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since actually the third grade, and, um |
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But I feel much better now. Thanks. Yeah. |
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I cannot believe you just did that. |
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You've gotta chill on the hair products. |
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The fumes are going straight up your nose. |
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It was this little voice inside of me |
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That's why it's a little voice, Jo Lynn. |
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No, Leigh Ann. You've gotta listen. |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, man. |
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There she is. |
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Excuse me. |
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Get out of the way! |
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Hey, man. |
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U h Good day, Coach. Mr. Potter? |
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May I have a moment? Morning, |
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Fine, thank you. Mrs. Tingle. |
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Will you excuse us, Coach |
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How can I help you |
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Summer school starts in three weeks. |
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regarding those necessary |
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Yes, I wanted to talk to you about that. |
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It appears to be a matter of budget. |
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No, no, don't do that, Mr. Potter. |
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that whistling wind effect you have on us. |
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Now, I requested those materials some time ago. |
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We don't have the money. Mr. Potter, |
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I'm sure if you take another look |
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ingenuity will abound. |
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So, thank you in advance. |
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Oh, by the way, happy birthday. |
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It's not my birthday, Mrs. Tingle. |
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No, not your natal birthday. The A.A. one. |
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You've been sober How long is it now? |
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Four years. There. I knew it was this week. |
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Me and dates. |
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You know, that's the curse |
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Well, congratulations. |
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just think, not one sip of alcohol |
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That's almost... unbelievable. |
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Are you okay, Mr. Potter? |
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Oh. Late night? |
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I loved President Kennedy, |
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but despite my feelings for Jack, |
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he was, after all, a married Man, |
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so our affair remained secret. |
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But it endured. And it wasn't just about sex. |
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We helped each other. |
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John often turned to me for advice. |
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I encouraged him to pull out of Berlin, |
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advised him on the Cuban missile crisis, |
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and even encouraged him to sign |
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So, in conclusion, I ask you... |
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to ask not what your mistress can do for you, |
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but what your mistress |
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Thank you, Miss Jordan, |
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for that nauseating distortion |
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I was merely trying to point out... |
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that our political leaders' indiscretions |
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And you chose to do it without |
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leaving your project's merit |
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to be judged solely on a rather |
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completely out of your very |
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Now, take your seat. |
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Mr. Berry? |
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I, uh I I've been thinking about |
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after graduation, so I |
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I'd create a medieval crossbow. |
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it's not loaded. This was a very popular means... |
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of protection during the early |
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during the early 15th century. |
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By placing a bolt in the chamber, |
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uh, the bowing of the wood |
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Cool. |
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Don't tease us, Mr. Barry. |
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When you shoot, make it count. |
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It wasn't I mean, I didn't think that |
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No, because that world require a |
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What you did was bring a weapon to school. |
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What you did is punishable |
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Now, sit down before I have you arrested. |
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Mr. Churner, dare I even ask? |
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Plymouth Rock. |
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Your work, Mr. Churner, is |
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who sat in that same chair some 20 years ago. |
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He too had the words no future |
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Give your father my best. |
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Miss Watson? Dazzle us, will you? |
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Well, I've created a 1 7th century journal. |
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One year in the life |
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Documenting actual events, |
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all written with quill and ink, |
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bound by leather and twine |
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it chronicles a young girl's |
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it took about six months |
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October 1 0, 1 692. |
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Another girl was burned at the stake today. |
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I fear William Griggs will point to me next. |
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I fear my future will be |
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if this be true, I pray the wind... |
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will carry my ashes far from Gallows Hull... |
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to a place that allows me to sing and dance... |
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in the open air. |
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Oh, how very moving. |
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I tried not to get too carried away with the prose. |
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it's completely factual. |
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It's documented. |
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Always a victim, |
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aren't we, Miss Watson? |
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Well, there are similarities between |
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I guess that would be the irony of it all. |
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I'm well aware of what Irony is, Miss Watson. |
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You, however, should consult your dictionary. |
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Of course, I wasn't suggesting that it was |
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irony is the opposite of what is |
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For example, if Miss Watson... |
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was expecting an A on her history project, |
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she might find the actual |
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I pray your Salem witch... |
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escaped such literary infractions. |
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Please, sit down. |
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Miss Tucker? |
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You're number two. By one point. |
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Pity. |
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I know how much you were counting |
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I'm really sorry, Leigh Ann. |
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And I take it you're number one? |
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But who knows? Maybe you'll get an |
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and just turn everything around. |
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Congratulations, Trudie. |
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Do you mean that? Thank you. |
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That is so sweet. |
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That's what's always impressed me |
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And real. |
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I know things haven't been easy for |
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you're always able to rise above. |
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Thank you. It's so very evolved of you. |
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Sorry about that scholarship. |
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I hope you weren't counting on it. Oh, well. |
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Have a nice day. |
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I heard that. You can still get that scholarship. |
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How? You've got one week to take her down. |
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you're only behind by a point. |
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Study hard, and you can beat her easily. |
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You don't understand, Miss Gold. |
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Mrs. Tingle hates me. |
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Miss Tingle's a bitch. She hates everyone. |
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She even hates me. |
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You can do this, I know you can. |
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I believe in you. |
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There's one week left, and |
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Leigh Ann. Trudie Tucker... |
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is a pale faced Harvard trust fund |
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are a result of good ass kissing. |
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She doesn't need the scholarship. You do. |
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As Guidance Counselor, you've |
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You deserve it. You just gotta |
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Thank you, Miss Gold. |
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I can't believe I'm doing extra credit. |
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You need it. You have one week to |
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You know, I don't really have |
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I could do something a little more practical. |
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Forget that. |
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You are going to be valedictorian. |
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You're going to go to college, |
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and I am going to see to it. |
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My last piece of business |
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I'm gonna miss you. |
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and don't make me cry. |
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You know I'm easy. |
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Can we make this a three way? |
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Now, what are you two lovely ladies doing... |
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on this hard, wooden floor? |
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Seating arrangements for graduations. |
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Celebration's al ready begun. Get serious. |
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Be cool. That's a no no. |
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What are you trying to do, get us expelled? |
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I'll have one. |
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Jo Lynn Okay |
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Now, why is it we never dated? |
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We did, almost, once. |
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We were this close to hooking up |
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Sophomore year, when I was |
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It was kind of a disaster. That was you? |
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I thought that was somebody else. |
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And why is it we never dated? |
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Could you cut the alcohol? |
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You are so typical. Some of us |
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And some of us could help you do that. |
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What is this? Oh, just Tingle's final exam. |
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Where did you get that? |
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We could get in serious trouble. |
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I made a copy of the original. |
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You sure it's authentic? |
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Tempting, isn't it? Sort of |
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Slither away. Let's go. |
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You just think about it. I'll leave it right there. |
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What are you doing? You are such a loser. |
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Oh, really? |
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I think the race is still on |
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We were just |
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Doing seating arrangements for graduation. |
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Extra credit. Extra credit. |
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Has it come to that? |
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Actually, we were just |
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Right. |
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Take it easy, Miss Tingle. |
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Well, well, well. |
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Final exams aren't until next week, Miss Watson. |
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Look, Mrs. Tingle, it is not what you think. |
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Mrs. Tingle just let us explain, Mrs. Tingle. |
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The smartest girl in school caught cheating. |
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The irony of it all. |
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Shit! What's she gonna do? |
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Excuse me, Miss Banks. |
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Good afternoon, Mrs. Tingle. |
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I'm here to see Mr. Potter. |
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Potter isn't in. |
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Is there something I can help you with? |
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Yes. |
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You can tell him his dereliction |
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and it is urgent that I speak |
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Understand? Certainly, Mrs. Tingle. |
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Skank. |
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Leigh Hey, what's up? |
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Basically, we're screwed. |
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What happened? What'd she say to Potter? |
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No, he's gone for the night. |
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Good. That gives us time. For what? |
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Counteract. Solution mode. |
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It's her word against ours. We're dead. |
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Wait, I know. |
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Luke and I will go to Tingle and just |
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Yeah, I'll tell the bitch the truth. |
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Yes, she will. She'll have to. |
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No. it won't work. Look, face it. |
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We're going to be expelled. |
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We'll just go to Tingle, okay? It's worth a shot. |
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This is such a bad idea. |
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We don't exactly have a lot |
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Don't be so pessimistic. |
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Look at this place. It looks haunted. |
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You can't go to a teacher's house at night. |
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It's inappropriate. |
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This is never gonna work. |
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It's after dinner. |
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She's probably just had a feeding |
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Okay, who's gonna do the talking? I'll go. |
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No, Leigh, let me. |
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The innocent always look more |
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I'll go. What are you gonna say? |
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The truth, of course. |
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Look, I'm gonna get you to college. |
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It's never gonna work. |
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What do you suggest, we kerosene the place? |
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All I'm saying is Tingle's not stupid. |
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Look, you wanna know why we never dated? |
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This, right here, shining example. |
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What? |
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Sit. |
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Mrs. Tingle, I... |
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I am so sorry to bother you at home, |
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bit it is urgent that I speak with you. |
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You see, there's been |
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and I'd just like the chance to explain. |
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Um, well |
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You see, Leigh Ann wasn't cheating. |
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I mean, come on. |
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and I'm sure you're probably wondering... |
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how the exam got in her bag, |
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'cause I know that's |
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and, um okay, uh |
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it was me. |
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There. I stole the exam. |
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Leigh Ann wasn't involved at all. |
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she was just trying to talk me |
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Well, l guess things just haven't |
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My mom has been |
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Well, we had to take her to the hospital ... |
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because she got this blood clot in her leg, and, |
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she's actually in intensive care |
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went up her leg and into her kidneys. |
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The doctors say it could be headed for her heart, |
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and... |
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maybe even her brain. |
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Well, they've been |
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things just aren't looking too good. |
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So I stole the exam. |
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For my mom. I guess I just thought... |
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that maybe if she could |
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then maybe just |
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just maybe she |
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Mrs. Tingle, I'm |
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I really am so, so sorry. |
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You poor dear. |
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I pray you're a good waitress. |
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What happened? I cried real tears. I don't get it. |
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She's not human. We know that. |
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I'm sorry, Leigh Ann. I could try again. |
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I'll go. No, I'll go. |
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Why don't you just grab a beer? |
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Good evening, Mrs. Tingle. |
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Is it? May I come in? |
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Go home, Leigh Ann. |
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Please? |
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Sit! |
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Make it quick, Miss Watson. |
| 00:25:00 |
Look, I've never cheated |
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I work really hard for my grades, |
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You can ask anyone. Where are you going? |
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Come on |
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Do you have any idea what's |
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Grandsboro's finest... |
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caught cheating. |
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It'll be scandalous. Look, I am innocent. |
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Oh, how moving. |
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You know I didn't do it. Even the innocent... |
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sometimes burn at the stake. |
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Now, take your sniveling self |
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Not so fast. |
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Mr. Churner. To what do we owe the pleasure? |
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Go away. Here's the deal. |
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I stole the exam. |
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The role of savior does not |
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I suggest you run along. Fuck you, lady. |
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Luke! |
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Get out of my house now. both of you. |
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He didn't mean that, Mrs. Tingle. Apologize. |
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It's true. She wasn't cheating. |
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This isn't happening. I want the three of you... |
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out of the house immediately |
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That's not necessary. We'll just go. |
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Don't do this to her. She'll lose everything. |
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Leave my house now, |
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or the first call will be to the police. |
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Put the phone down Luke! |
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Luke! |
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What do you think you're doing? Put that down. |
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You're not calling the shots anymore, Tingle. |
| 00:26:28 |
It's time for Tingle to learn a lesson. |
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No! Don't be stupid. |
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Put it down Not until she agrees to a few things. |
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And what might those |
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You can't keep treating people the way you do. |
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No? |
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Luke! |
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You lose, Mr. Churner. |
| 00:26:54 |
Now, get out of my house, all of you. |
| 00:26:59 |
No. |
| 00:27:00 |
Luke, no! |
| 00:27:04 |
Leave him alone! |
| 00:27:21 |
Holy shit. Oh, my God. |
| 00:27:24 |
Did I do that? Yeah, Jo, you did that. |
| 00:27:27 |
All right, let's get out of here. |
| 00:27:30 |
Yes, we can. We can just go. |
| 00:27:32 |
No, we can't |
| 00:27:39 |
Is she dead? I don't know. She's not moving. |
| 00:27:43 |
No, no, you're wrong. |
| 00:27:46 |
Make her breathe. |
| 00:27:58 |
it grazed her. There's some blood, |
| 00:28:00 |
She doesn't look fine. Oh, my God. |
| 00:28:02 |
What do we do? Wait, let me think for a second. |
| 00:28:04 |
How are we gonna explain this? Damn it |
| 00:28:06 |
She'll press charges |
| 00:28:09 |
No, we can't finish her |
| 00:28:14 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:28:16 |
Should we just leave her there? |
| 00:28:21 |
That's it. |
| 00:28:22 |
You guys all right? Yeah. |
| 00:28:24 |
I'm dizzy. Watch her head |
| 00:28:26 |
Shit. Sorry. |
| 00:28:28 |
Come on, let's just get her up there. |
| 00:28:31 |
How's her head? |
| 00:28:34 |
Here, take this. |
| 00:28:38 |
I found these. What are you doing? |
| 00:28:41 |
Tying her up. |
| 00:28:42 |
No, you're not Did you see the way she |
| 00:28:47 |
Come on |
| 00:28:52 |
What's the plan? |
| 00:28:54 |
Well, when she wakes up, we'll reason with her. |
| 00:28:56 |
Oh, yeah. We know how that works. |
| 00:28:58 |
Do you have a better idea? |
| 00:28:59 |
Yeah. Torch the place. call it a day. |
| 00:29:02 |
an attempt at humor, |
| 00:29:04 |
This is way out of control. |
| 00:29:05 |
So what, we just hang out here all night? |
| 00:29:07 |
No, I mean... She's out. She probably |
| 00:29:10 |
I gotta go home and check on my mom. |
| 00:29:14 |
You know, she looks |
| 00:29:16 |
where the demon chick |
| 00:29:19 |
She Exorcist. Yeah. |
| 00:29:22 |
Don't screw this up. Hey, I'll stay with Luke. |
| 00:29:26 |
I'll, um, tell my parents I'm at your place. |
| 00:29:29 |
Okay. I'll be back as soon as I can |
| 00:29:54 |
I'm not a sweet thing, Pa. |
| 00:30:00 |
I blamed it all on Mary |
| 00:30:03 |
I meant to be hurtful, |
| 00:30:28 |
Oh, honey. |
| 00:30:31 |
The TV in the living room. |
| 00:30:35 |
No. Oh, what happened? |
| 00:30:41 |
Did Mrs. Tingle like your project? |
| 00:30:45 |
Yeah. She really liked it. |
| 00:30:49 |
Are you at the top of your class? |
| 00:30:52 |
Yeah. |
| 00:30:55 |
Go back to sleep. Oh, sweetie. |
| 00:30:59 |
Oh, I'm so proud of you. |
| 00:31:05 |
All your dreams are gonna come true. |
| 00:31:10 |
Both our dreams. |
| 00:31:14 |
I love you. |
| 00:31:16 |
Now, if you're gonna grow up to be as pretty |
| 00:32:37 |
Untie me. |
| 00:32:43 |
Oh, please. I need a doctor. |
| 00:32:47 |
I'm in pain. |
| 00:32:50 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:32:54 |
I didn't mean for this to happen. I know. |
| 00:32:57 |
It's all right. just untie me, please. |
| 00:33:10 |
It hurts. |
| 00:33:12 |
Untie me. |
| 00:33:15 |
I'm not supposed to do that. Oh, help me. |
| 00:33:19 |
Please. |
| 00:33:22 |
I know it was an accident. |
| 00:33:26 |
I hit my head hard. |
| 00:33:28 |
My My vision is blurry. |
| 00:33:31 |
Call an ambulance. Hurry. |
| 00:33:35 |
Okay. No |
| 00:33:37 |
Jo Lynn, please untie me. Please. |
| 00:33:43 |
Okay. |
| 00:33:45 |
Now. |
| 00:33:58 |
Mrs. Tingle, I am so sorry about |
| 00:34:06 |
Stop right there, Mrs. Tingle. |
| 00:34:13 |
So much for talking this out. |
| 00:34:15 |
Nice performance, Mrs. Tingle. |
| 00:34:18 |
The blurry vision detail. |
| 00:34:21 |
Nice. Come here. |
| 00:34:29 |
Why don't you go home and get some rest |
| 00:34:31 |
I'd rather stay with you. I got it covered. |
| 00:34:33 |
This was my fault to begin with. |
| 00:34:36 |
I want to be here. |
| 00:34:43 |
You know, this is kinda |
| 00:34:47 |
Okay. Come on, I'll walk you down. |
| 00:35:26 |
That's enough peanut butter. |
| 00:35:28 |
What do you want next, huh? |
| 00:35:29 |
Come... pickles? What do you |
| 00:35:34 |
Show time |
| 00:35:37 |
Are you ready? |
| 00:35:39 |
Don't do it, be it. |
| 00:35:45 |
Rubber baby buggy bumpers. |
| 00:35:49 |
Leaf in the wind. |
| 00:35:52 |
Yeah. Ready. |
| 00:36:01 |
Grandsboro High School. Eve Tingle here. |
| 00:36:06 |
Yes, Mrs. Tingle. What can I do for you? |
| 00:36:08 |
I won't be coming in today. I have a |
| 00:36:12 |
What is it? |
| 00:36:14 |
Well, I hope you're feeling better real soon. |
| 00:36:19 |
It might be a few days. |
| 00:36:20 |
I'll keep you posted. |
| 00:36:22 |
Well, you take as much time as you need. |
| 00:36:25 |
And don't hesitate to call us |
| 00:36:28 |
Bye now. Good bye. |
| 00:36:32 |
Done. That woman hasn't been sick in over |
| 00:36:36 |
Actually, I don't think she's ever been sick. |
| 00:36:37 |
Do you think it's serious? |
| 00:36:39 |
Oh, I hope so. |
| 00:36:47 |
Good morning, Mrs. Tingle. |
| 00:36:49 |
I hear you had quite an evening. |
| 00:36:57 |
So, how are you |
| 00:37:02 |
We need to talk. |
| 00:37:05 |
so we can get our stories straight. |
| 00:37:07 |
Now, we've taken care of everything. |
| 00:37:09 |
you're out sick today due to a touch of the flu, |
| 00:37:11 |
and I think you should take this time to rest up, |
| 00:37:13 |
let your head heal |
| 00:37:16 |
Luke, Jo Lynn and I are fully aware... |
| 00:37:18 |
that our behavior was out of line, |
| 00:37:22 |
and we have learned from our mistake. |
| 00:37:26 |
So, that should be enough for you. |
| 00:37:30 |
And we would greatly appreciate it if we could... |
| 00:37:33 |
just put this incident |
| 00:37:36 |
So, do we have an understanding? |
| 00:37:39 |
Oh, Leigh Ann. |
| 00:37:41 |
You present yourself with |
| 00:37:46 |
but your fear is showing around the edges. |
| 00:37:51 |
You can do better. |
| 00:37:54 |
Mrs. Tingle, we're trying. Work with us. |
| 00:37:59 |
Okay, time for plan B. |
| 00:38:03 |
And what would that be? |
| 00:38:07 |
Are you getting a little scared yourself? |
| 00:38:10 |
Scared? |
| 00:38:12 |
Oh, no, dear. |
| 00:38:15 |
Things are just starting to get fun. |
| 00:38:29 |
So, what's plan B? Jo, you watch Tingle. |
| 00:38:32 |
I'm gonna go to school, take care of a few things, |
| 00:38:34 |
and I'll be back with plan B. |
| 00:38:35 |
Now, make sure she eats something |
| 00:38:37 |
You got it? And don't let her mess with your head. |
| 00:38:39 |
Don't worry. The sow is mine. |
| 00:38:45 |
So, um, like, you wanna |
| 00:38:48 |
I should probably hit |
| 00:38:50 |
We don't want to look obvious. |
| 00:38:52 |
Come on, I'll give you a ride. Come on. |
| 00:38:54 |
Okay. |
| 00:39:15 |
Okay, class, I'm gonna be |
| 00:39:18 |
while Mrs. Tingle is out sick. |
| 00:39:23 |
Yes, Trudie will Mrs. Tingle be okay? |
| 00:39:26 |
Oh, yeah, it's just a bug that's going around. |
| 00:39:28 |
Deadly bug, I hope. |
| 00:39:32 |
Oh, God, I'm bored. |
| 00:39:37 |
Bored, bored, bored. |
| 00:39:42 |
I can't believe you don't have a TV. |
| 00:39:46 |
I mean, it's like not having toilet paper. |
| 00:39:51 |
I could be at home, watching Sally Jesse... |
| 00:39:54 |
or Oprah or Jerry. |
| 00:39:59 |
Where else are you gonna see... |
| 00:40:01 |
Man Has Sex Change To Become Lesbian? |
| 00:40:07 |
You think about that. |
| 00:40:11 |
Oh, forget it. |
| 00:40:15 |
Hey, you! |
| 00:40:18 |
Oh, where'd you come from? |
| 00:40:24 |
Oh, you're such a good little boy. |
| 00:40:26 |
What's your name? What's your |
| 00:40:33 |
All right. Oh, God, I'm bored. |
| 00:41:09 |
What a lovely day for an exorcism! |
| 00:41:25 |
The sow is mine! Screw you! |
| 00:41:39 |
Nimi. Why you do this to me? Nimi. |
| 00:41:43 |
Why? |
| 00:41:46 |
Take me! Take me! Take me! |
| 00:41:49 |
Repeat it! Take me! Take me! Repeat it! |
| 00:41:54 |
Nimi. Why? Why? Take me! |
| 00:42:11 |
You really should get a TV. |
| 00:42:20 |
Study hard, Leigh Ann. |
| 00:42:29 |
Plan B? |
| 00:42:32 |
Basically, unless we're able to convince a |
| 00:42:36 |
we're looking at criminal assault |
| 00:42:40 |
We were victims. That woman |
| 00:42:42 |
Luke, we shot her with an arrow, |
| 00:42:45 |
and we have held her captive |
| 00:42:47 |
I think we've bypassed drastic measures. |
| 00:42:55 |
I'm sorry, Leigh Ann. |
| 00:43:01 |
Look, it's not your fault. |
| 00:43:04 |
I mean, it is, but that's irrelevant now. |
| 00:43:09 |
What if I had a way to convince her? |
| 00:43:17 |
Okay, let's see. |
| 00:43:19 |
Let's get this thing off of you. Ah, there we go. |
| 00:43:24 |
Now, no biting. |
| 00:43:28 |
Okay. Swim, swim, swallow. |
| 00:43:31 |
Thank you. |
| 00:43:33 |
You know, you could have |
| 00:43:35 |
We both know Leigh Ann's not a cheater. |
| 00:43:37 |
Such a loyal friend. |
| 00:43:40 |
Tell me, don't you ever tire... |
| 00:43:42 |
of playing second banana |
| 00:43:47 |
Hey, I'm nobody's banana. |
| 00:43:49 |
I have Star quality. |
| 00:43:52 |
Then how come Leigh Ann |
| 00:43:56 |
What, you mean Luke? |
| 00:44:00 |
Look, Leigh Ann can't stand Luke. |
| 00:44:03 |
She thinks he's a loser. |
| 00:44:07 |
Oh, Miss Jordan. |
| 00:44:10 |
to read between the lines. |
| 00:44:13 |
No, no, no. She would never play me. |
| 00:44:15 |
I'm her best friend |
| 00:44:18 |
Betrayal hurts, Miss Jordan. |
| 00:44:22 |
I'd prepare that little |
| 00:44:30 |
Leigh Ann Mr. Churner. |
| 00:44:33 |
What's her gag doing off? |
| 00:44:36 |
you're on the wrong side |
| 00:44:39 |
Should I be afraid, Leigh Ann? |
| 00:44:42 |
Quivering in fear? |
| 00:44:46 |
I'll work on it. |
| 00:44:49 |
Any thoughts on plan B? Downstairs. |
| 00:45:02 |
What do you think Black mail? |
| 00:45:05 |
Dirty pictures. |
| 00:45:06 |
I'll get into bed with Tingle, |
| 00:45:09 |
Oh, how scandalous. I love it. |
| 00:45:12 |
Yes. No. |
| 00:45:14 |
Oh, it is wicked. |
| 00:45:17 |
So is she. Leigh Ann, |
| 00:45:20 |
you have always done the right thing, |
| 00:45:22 |
and the best thing it's |
| 00:45:25 |
It is time for you to listen to that |
| 00:45:28 |
Listen to it this time, for all of our sakes. |
| 00:45:31 |
We're not gonna hurt her. We're just |
| 00:45:36 |
This can't be the only way |
| 00:45:39 |
Okay, this is what you have to do. |
| 00:45:41 |
You just need to think of this as if |
| 00:45:45 |
if you commit to the part and you |
| 00:45:49 |
just this once, Leigh. |
| 00:45:51 |
for your future. All of ours. |
| 00:45:55 |
I don't even have a future, |
| 00:45:59 |
think about your mother. |
| 00:46:12 |
Well, if we're gonna go down, |
| 00:46:16 |
Okay Operation Scandal underway. |
| 00:46:20 |
Now, we need, uh, a plan. |
| 00:46:23 |
We need one naked high school student. |
| 00:46:26 |
Sorry, Luke, but... camera doesn't lie. |
| 00:46:28 |
A bottle of wine and I'll be fine. |
| 00:46:30 |
All right. I'll go back and get a camera. |
| 00:46:32 |
Luke, you're in charge of feeding the devil, |
| 00:46:34 |
and, Leigh |
| 00:46:38 |
senior prophecy |
| 00:46:42 |
I promise. |
| 00:46:44 |
I'll be back in a couple of hours |
| 00:46:46 |
All right. I'll go grab some burgers. |
| 00:47:49 |
I didn't know if you liked |
| 00:47:52 |
But I have these packets, so |
| 00:48:16 |
you're very good at this. |
| 00:48:19 |
I suspect you've had practice. |
| 00:48:21 |
Tell me, do you clean up |
| 00:48:25 |
when he passes out each night? |
| 00:48:28 |
You go straight for the jugular |
| 00:48:33 |
May I have some wine? |
| 00:48:48 |
Cabernet. |
| 00:48:51 |
Rich and fill bodied. |
| 00:48:55 |
Rather bold selection, Luke. |
| 00:49:00 |
That's the first time you've ever |
| 00:49:02 |
What happened to Mr. Churner? |
| 00:49:06 |
that when this becomes a police |
| 00:49:09 |
Don't worry about me. |
| 00:49:12 |
Oh. of course. |
| 00:49:15 |
Your concern begins |
| 00:49:20 |
Don't worry, Luke. |
| 00:49:24 |
No, Leigh Ann's pretty repulsed by me. |
| 00:49:27 |
Oh, come on, Luke. |
| 00:49:29 |
You've gotten one or two |
| 00:49:34 |
You know a thing or two about women. |
| 00:49:38 |
Cleopatra rebuked Anthony... |
| 00:49:40 |
simply because she desired him. |
| 00:49:43 |
Nah, it's different. |
| 00:49:45 |
Leigh Ann and I had our moment, and it passed. |
| 00:49:48 |
Tell me about it. |
| 00:49:53 |
Back in the tenth grade, there was this... party... |
| 00:49:56 |
where Leigh Ann and I |
| 00:49:59 |
The keyword being once. |
| 00:50:03 |
I blew it. |
| 00:50:05 |
She was uncomfortable at the party. |
| 00:50:09 |
as a result of studying way too much. |
| 00:50:12 |
She was hiding out in the bathroom. |
| 00:50:14 |
I kept her company and we kind of... |
| 00:50:19 |
Sounds incredibly Zhivago. |
| 00:50:23 |
Yeah, but... |
| 00:50:25 |
the next day, she acted like I was diseased. |
| 00:50:30 |
I guess the guilt set in. |
| 00:50:34 |
it was over before it began. |
| 00:50:38 |
Guess I wasn't part of her master plan. |
| 00:50:41 |
She's been kinda wild on me ever since. |
| 00:50:43 |
She done yet? Jo Lynn's back. |
| 00:50:47 |
Enter Ophelia. |
| 00:50:49 |
U h, yeah, pretty much. |
| 00:50:54 |
Places, everyone. The plot is about to thicken. |
| 00:50:58 |
I, uh, opted for the disposable. |
| 00:51:00 |
Now, I thought I'd keep this blocking |
| 00:51:03 |
thought I'd keep you right |
| 00:51:06 |
Going for a whole bondage theme. |
| 00:51:08 |
And, like, my man... drop 'em. |
| 00:51:14 |
Look. are you sure you want |
| 00:51:16 |
Yeah. |
| 00:51:17 |
What was that? |
| 00:51:26 |
Shit. |
| 00:51:27 |
Who is it? |
| 00:51:28 |
Coach Wenchell. What's he doing here? |
| 00:51:29 |
Quick, gag her. Give it up, Leigh Ann. it's over. |
| 00:51:32 |
Mrs. Tingle, shut up. The coach is gonna come |
| 00:51:42 |
Are the doors locked? Yeah. |
| 00:51:55 |
What do we do now? |
| 00:52:08 |
Nothing. He's going away. |
| 00:52:13 |
Well, that was close. |
| 00:52:21 |
Shit. |
| 00:52:37 |
Eve? |
| 00:52:52 |
Hello. |
| 00:52:57 |
Eve? |
| 00:53:04 |
Hello? |
| 00:53:15 |
Oh, my God |
| 00:53:29 |
Stop! Don't come any closer. |
| 00:53:35 |
U h, you don't sound too good. How you doin'? |
| 00:53:39 |
What is she doing? I don't know. |
| 00:53:41 |
I'm not well. But it's me... Spanky. |
| 00:53:47 |
What are you doing here... Spanky? |
| 00:53:51 |
I miss my chili mama. |
| 00:54:01 |
Hey, what's going on? |
| 00:54:03 |
Please, Spanky, you have to go. |
| 00:54:05 |
I need my rest. |
| 00:54:21 |
Please, you're upsetting the dog. |
| 00:54:24 |
I want my pom poms. |
| 00:54:26 |
Okay, just... go downstairs, Spanky. |
| 00:54:31 |
I'll be right down. |
| 00:54:34 |
Yes |
| 00:54:59 |
No. No. Pretty okay. |
| 00:55:03 |
Okay. |
| 00:55:05 |
No. |
| 00:55:06 |
Scarf. This is fabulous. |
| 00:55:09 |
Okay. |
| 00:55:11 |
Perfume. |
| 00:55:15 |
Wine. Okay. |
| 00:55:53 |
Close your eyes. Okay. |
| 00:56:02 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:56:05 |
Remember last time? |
| 00:56:08 |
That, uh that thing you did with the thing? |
| 00:56:22 |
Here. Relax. |
| 00:56:24 |
Okay. Sit down, Spanky. |
| 00:56:27 |
All right. |
| 00:56:30 |
Oh, this is gonna be good. |
| 00:56:36 |
I love your smell. |
| 00:56:44 |
Now drink up, Spanky. Okay. |
| 00:56:46 |
You're gonna need it. |
| 00:56:49 |
Are you trying to get me drunk? |
| 00:56:53 |
I have a very high tolerance for alcohol. |
| 00:57:15 |
And when you... |
| 00:57:22 |
Blow in my ear. |
| 00:57:30 |
And, of course, |
| 00:57:32 |
when you spank me. |
| 00:57:40 |
Most of all, |
| 00:57:42 |
I love it when you touch me just like that. |
| 00:57:48 |
Have another drink. |
| 00:57:53 |
So, Eve, when are we gonna kick off? |
| 00:57:58 |
Spanky, one more drink. |
| 00:58:00 |
just, just a few more sups, Spanky. |
| 00:58:05 |
Spanky |
| 00:58:06 |
Let Let go. |
| 00:58:10 |
Let go. Let go. |
| 00:58:13 |
Justa few more minutes and I'll Spanky! |
| 00:58:25 |
Man, that was weird. |
| 00:58:29 |
This has gotten completely out of hand. |
| 00:58:31 |
I kept asking myself, What was |
| 00:58:33 |
How scandalous. Yeah. This is a small town. |
| 00:58:36 |
Infidelity's a big deal. These pictures |
| 00:58:39 |
where I think Coach Wenchell's |
| 00:58:43 |
She coach and I will deny it. |
| 00:58:46 |
But we'll have pictures. |
| 00:58:48 |
it doesn't matter, Mrs. Tingle. The great thing |
| 00:58:52 |
And just look at the current climate. |
| 00:58:55 |
So you can scream the truth |
| 00:58:57 |
but the damage will be done. |
| 00:59:00 |
I love it. |
| 00:59:04 |
Mrs. Tingle, you are just full of surprises. |
| 00:59:07 |
if you weren't such a bitch, I'd really like you. |
| 00:59:10 |
you're all gonna burn for this. I'll see to it. |
| 00:59:13 |
Oh, threats, Mrs. Tingle, are a sign of weakness. |
| 00:59:17 |
Get back there. Wait. Come here. |
| 00:59:19 |
Shut him up, Jo. |
| 00:59:20 |
Come on. |
| 00:59:30 |
Okay, he's coming to. |
| 00:59:32 |
Over here. |
| 00:59:33 |
Okay, just sit. There you go. Okay. Sit. |
| 00:59:35 |
Don't do this, Leigh Ann. |
| 00:59:41 |
Oh, the way you planned to ruin mine? |
| 00:59:46 |
Stop it. Stop. |
| 00:59:48 |
Quick, let's get this over with. |
| 00:59:50 |
Let me see more of the coach's |
| 00:59:54 |
Okay. Hold on. |
| 01:00:00 |
Jo, you stay here with Tingle. |
| 01:00:02 |
Why do I always have to stay with Tingle? |
| 01:00:04 |
You stay with Tingle. I'll go with Luke. |
| 01:00:06 |
would you cooperate, please? |
| 01:00:09 |
Come on. is there something going on |
| 01:00:12 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:00:14 |
We've got to go. |
| 01:00:16 |
We'll be back as soon as we can. |
| 01:00:19 |
Easy. All right. |
| 01:00:21 |
We'll get him to the truck, |
| 01:00:39 |
Okay. That's it. |
| 01:00:41 |
Hurry up. Wait. Hold on. |
| 01:00:42 |
All right. Grab his legs. No, I'll get his legs. |
| 01:00:44 |
You get his legs. |
| 01:00:46 |
I got his arm. |
| 01:00:51 |
I'm gonna go get his bike. |
| 01:01:31 |
Come on. Let's get outta here. |
| 01:01:39 |
Mrs. Tingle, you have been holding out on us. |
| 01:01:42 |
You have got some nice stuff. |
| 01:01:45 |
I mean, some good shit. |
| 01:01:52 |
Come on. it wasn't that bad. |
| 01:01:55 |
just a couple of pictures. |
| 01:01:57 |
Nobody ever has to see 'em. |
| 01:02:02 |
Oh, Romeo, Romeo! |
| 01:02:05 |
Wherefore art thou, Romeo? |
| 01:02:08 |
Yes. Hey, Mrs. Tingle, what's your dog's name? |
| 01:02:13 |
What's your name? |
| 01:02:14 |
it's not Romeo, is it? Oh, come here. |
| 01:02:18 |
You could never play Juliet. |
| 01:02:20 |
You haven't the commitment, the soul. |
| 01:02:25 |
Well, there's the Tingle |
| 01:02:28 |
You've never had a broken heart. |
| 01:02:31 |
Yeah, well, at least I have a heart. |
| 01:02:35 |
So tell me, Mrs. Tingle, |
| 01:02:36 |
what's the deal with you |
| 01:02:40 |
I mean, is it just a physical thing, |
| 01:02:44 |
Coach Wenchell and I... |
| 01:02:46 |
have an understanding. |
| 01:02:50 |
Oh. How romantic. |
| 01:02:54 |
But, tell me, do you love him, or... |
| 01:02:57 |
are you just spank buddies? |
| 01:03:00 |
I'm fond of Coach Wenchell. |
| 01:03:05 |
Have you ever loved anyone, Mrs. Tingle? |
| 01:03:08 |
I mean, you are a Missus. |
| 01:03:11 |
So whatever happened to mister? |
| 01:03:13 |
You scorin' alimony or what? |
| 01:03:17 |
He left. |
| 01:03:19 |
When? |
| 01:03:22 |
What happened? You have to tell me. |
| 01:03:29 |
I, too, planned on leaving Grandsboro. |
| 01:03:33 |
like you and your friends, |
| 01:03:34 |
I thirsted for more than this town could offer. |
| 01:03:38 |
Then I met Richard. |
| 01:03:42 |
Absolutely strapping man. |
| 01:03:45 |
Blue eyes, wide shoulders. |
| 01:03:48 |
He was dangerous, |
| 01:03:50 |
reckless, everything I thought I always wanted. |
| 01:03:55 |
After a brief romance, we married. |
| 01:03:59 |
He was my world. |
| 01:04:03 |
Such a brilliant and desirable man. |
| 01:04:09 |
But eventually his nature caught up with him, |
| 01:04:13 |
and his eyes began to wander, |
| 01:04:17 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:04:18 |
A girl much prettier and more delicate than I. |
| 01:04:22 |
Someone who I never dreamed |
| 01:04:29 |
She was my best friend. |
| 01:04:32 |
That's why I was so devastated |
| 01:04:36 |
she was sleeping with Richard... |
| 01:04:38 |
right under my nose. |
| 01:04:42 |
My best friend... |
| 01:04:45 |
who I trusted with all my heart, |
| 01:04:48 |
lying to me, betraying me, |
| 01:04:54 |
while I played the poor, |
| 01:05:05 |
you're lying. |
| 01:05:09 |
Am I? |
| 01:05:12 |
There's nothing going on between those two. |
| 01:05:16 |
Luke's a man, Jo Lynn. |
| 01:05:18 |
He'll always pursue that which |
| 01:05:27 |
No. |
| 01:05:28 |
They've been seeing each other |
| 01:05:31 |
Even I know the story. |
| 01:05:33 |
It all started at some birthday |
| 01:05:36 |
in the bathroom all night. |
| 01:05:38 |
You were there. |
| 01:05:41 |
Leigh Ann is my friend. |
| 01:05:44 |
Under this roof, Jo Lynn, |
| 01:05:47 |
I'd say I'm the closest thing |
| 01:05:54 |
it's not true. |
| 01:05:56 |
you're not too quick, Jo Lynn. |
| 01:05:59 |
You might just make it as an actress after all. |
| 01:06:33 |
We can pick 'em up tomorrow after 3:00. |
| 01:06:38 |
Hey, it's almost over. |
| 01:06:40 |
We're this close to getting an |
| 01:06:47 |
it's all gonna be okay. |
| 01:07:16 |
Jo? |
| 01:07:19 |
Where is she? I think she's upstairs. |
| 01:07:23 |
All right. |
| 01:07:26 |
Where's Jo Lynn? |
| 01:07:32 |
She went home. |
| 01:07:34 |
Home? |
| 01:07:37 |
Something about being sick and |
| 01:07:42 |
What did you say to her? |
| 01:07:45 |
Nothing... |
| 01:07:48 |
much. |
| 01:07:49 |
Tell me Hello? |
| 01:07:52 |
Hi, Mrs. Jordan. |
| 01:07:55 |
Hi, Leigh Ann. She told me |
| 01:07:57 |
So whatever you two fought about, |
| 01:08:00 |
I'm sure we will. Thank you, Mrs. Jordan. |
| 01:08:03 |
Good night. Bye, dear. |
| 01:08:11 |
Your move. |
| 01:08:17 |
Why are you like this? |
| 01:08:20 |
Why are you so bitter and angry? |
| 01:08:24 |
Why do you want to destroy me? |
| 01:08:26 |
I don't want to destroy you. |
| 01:08:31 |
Oh, that is bullshit. |
| 01:08:34 |
You know, you hide behind your |
| 01:08:36 |
is that you're jealous |
| 01:08:40 |
You never got out of this town, did you? |
| 01:08:43 |
You went to high school here. |
| 01:08:45 |
and you're going to die here. |
| 01:08:49 |
And you resent anyone who has a future, |
| 01:08:51 |
anyone who's gonna get out and have a life. |
| 01:08:54 |
No, I resent what you're going to do with that life. |
| 01:08:59 |
Selfish, mindless pursuits |
| 01:09:02 |
will only bring us closer |
| 01:09:06 |
That is not good enough, Mrs. Tingle. |
| 01:09:08 |
if you're disillusioned with the youth of today, |
| 01:09:11 |
you have no one to blame but yourself. |
| 01:09:13 |
Always the Salem witch |
| 01:09:14 |
completely innocent, wrongly accused. |
| 01:09:19 |
ironic, isn't it? |
| 01:09:22 |
You still don't know what that word means. |
| 01:09:25 |
Metaphoric, yes. |
| 01:09:27 |
Symbolic, maybe. |
| 01:09:29 |
But there's no irony involved. |
| 01:09:31 |
would you please look that word up? |
| 01:09:34 |
Oh, I am on to you, Mrs. Tingle. you're over. |
| 01:09:37 |
you're trying to take as many |
| 01:09:39 |
but I am not scared of you. |
| 01:09:42 |
Who do you think you're fooling? |
| 01:09:44 |
you're so scared, I can smell it. |
| 01:09:46 |
Your fear is the most predictable |
| 01:09:52 |
You've lived your whole life in fear |
| 01:09:55 |
terrified of making a mistake; |
| 01:09:57 |
scared to death you won't get that A, |
| 01:09:59 |
that scholarship, that ticket out, |
| 01:10:02 |
afraid you'll never escape |
| 01:10:07 |
or your father who won't return your calls. |
| 01:10:11 |
That's why you've shunned Luke... |
| 01:10:14 |
and every other boy who's ever |
| 01:10:17 |
You're afraid of getting that bad seed, |
| 01:10:20 |
afraid of giving birth |
| 01:10:23 |
a child you could only blame for |
| 01:10:26 |
stuck in a small town with a small life, |
| 01:10:30 |
destined to become that very thing |
| 01:10:33 |
I know all about it, Leigh Ann. |
| 01:10:36 |
I wrote the book. |
| 01:10:39 |
I know you. |
| 01:12:00 |
Hey. I found Tingle's grade book. |
| 01:12:11 |
What's wrong with you? |
| 01:12:30 |
Oh, God. I've wanted this. |
| 01:12:34 |
Yeah? Don't ruin it. |
| 01:13:50 |
Mrs. Tingle's grade book. |
| 01:13:53 |
it has all the history grades. |
| 01:13:55 |
What you get? I already know. I got a B |
| 01:13:58 |
We can fix that. No, I can't do that. |
| 01:14:01 |
You have your history teacher |
| 01:14:04 |
But it won't fix anything. |
| 01:14:06 |
Trudie Tucker got an A. |
| 01:14:09 |
Then we'll change her grade too. |
| 01:14:11 |
No,... It's not right. |
| 01:14:14 |
What's right anymore? |
| 01:14:46 |
I'm gonna burn in hell for this. |
| 01:15:08 |
So what do you think happened to Jo Lynn? |
| 01:15:10 |
I'll find out. |
| 01:15:12 |
I'll be back right after school, |
| 01:15:15 |
Yeah. Okay. |
| 01:15:21 |
Listen. about last night |
| 01:15:22 |
Hey, I know. it was just a one time, |
| 01:15:25 |
brought about by an intensely |
| 01:15:30 |
And it was a lot of fun. |
| 01:15:36 |
Yeah. Yeah, it was. |
| 01:16:18 |
Now, Josephine was just a little slit bag whore... |
| 01:16:21 |
who was leaving her panties all over town. |
| 01:16:24 |
And Napoleon was a short, little asshole... |
| 01:16:27 |
who was killing people 'cause |
| 01:16:30 |
while Josephine was home |
| 01:16:31 |
Brian. |
| 01:16:33 |
And Napoleon had no idea. I mean, |
| 01:16:36 |
He was off conquering countries |
| 01:16:38 |
'cause he wanted to get back to her... |
| 01:16:40 |
because he truly loved the hussy. |
| 01:16:43 |
Yeah. Okay, that's all the review for today. |
| 01:16:45 |
Now, Mrs. Tingle gave me her grade |
| 01:16:49 |
I'm going to post the on the back. |
| 01:16:55 |
Jo. Hey, Miss Banks? |
| 01:16:59 |
Yes, Roger Jo. |
| 01:17:00 |
Jo, wait up. Oh, yeah. |
| 01:17:02 |
I got a C? Yeah. A what? |
| 01:17:06 |
A B? |
| 01:17:09 |
Miss Banks Yes, Trudie. |
| 01:17:12 |
There must be some mistake. I got a B. |
| 01:17:15 |
Well, no. I got it right out of the grade book. |
| 01:17:17 |
Does this look like a B to you? |
| 01:17:20 |
Well, I what? I I don't know |
| 01:17:25 |
I have never gotten a B in my life. |
| 01:17:29 |
I'm the best student in this school. |
| 01:17:32 |
This isn't a B. This is an A+. it's an A+ |
| 01:17:36 |
Okay, Trudie, just stop that now A B? |
| 01:17:39 |
I don't think so. |
| 01:17:42 |
Just move! |
| 01:18:01 |
Leigh Ann. There you are. |
| 01:18:03 |
Yes, Miss Banks? |
| 01:18:04 |
I've been looking all over the place for you. |
| 01:18:06 |
Why? Well, it's about your history grade. |
| 01:18:08 |
Apparently Mrs. Tingle's grade book was stolen. |
| 01:18:10 |
What? |
| 01:18:11 |
It turned up in Miss Gold's office. |
| 01:18:12 |
Some of the grades were |
| 01:18:14 |
That's impossible. |
| 01:18:17 |
What? You just talked to Mrs. Tingle? |
| 01:18:19 |
Yeah. |
| 01:18:20 |
Leigh Ann |
| 01:18:29 |
Jo. |
| 01:18:31 |
Jo, look. We need to talk. |
| 01:18:33 |
Did you call over here and pretend to be Tingle? |
| 01:18:34 |
Did you? Did I what? |
| 01:18:36 |
Did you speak to Miss Banks |
| 01:18:37 |
I don't know what you're talking |
| 01:18:40 |
Look me in the eye and tell me that |
| 01:18:43 |
Where did you hear that? |
| 01:18:46 |
Wrong answer, Leigh Ann. |
| 01:18:50 |
Yes... I did sleep with him. |
| 01:18:55 |
Jo, I'm so sorry. |
| 01:19:02 |
I didn't |
| 01:19:04 |
I didn't think that I knew, but |
| 01:19:12 |
I just listened to that little voice, like you said. |
| 01:19:14 |
You pretend to be so innocent, but |
| 01:19:18 |
you're worse than Tingle. |
| 01:19:21 |
Look, Jo. Listen. I think |
| 01:19:25 |
Why don't you take |
| 01:19:26 |
and go manipulate like's ass. |
| 01:19:28 |
I'm tired. |
| 01:20:03 |
Luke. |
| 01:20:24 |
Mrs. Tingle? |
| 01:20:30 |
Shit. Luke. |
| 01:20:31 |
Luke. Luke. |
| 01:21:12 |
Mr. Potter, please. |
| 01:21:37 |
Good afternoon, Miss Watson. |
| 01:21:39 |
Mrs. Tingle. How long have you |
| 01:21:43 |
Oh, catch up, Leigh Ann. We're way past that. |
| 01:21:48 |
Then why haven't you called the police? |
| 01:21:50 |
I just called Mr. Potter. He's on his way. |
| 01:21:53 |
I caught one of my best students |
| 01:21:56 |
stormed my house in anger |
| 01:21:59 |
No, I won't go along with that. |
| 01:22:02 |
I think you will. |
| 01:22:06 |
You won't kill me. |
| 01:22:08 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:22:10 |
What I have planned for you |
| 01:22:15 |
You'll wear that name tag so well. |
| 01:22:21 |
That's all you care about, isn't it? |
| 01:22:25 |
You just want to see me fail. |
| 01:22:27 |
it's your destiny. |
| 01:22:31 |
Haven't you learned by now |
| 01:22:37 |
No. I won't go along with that. I won't do it. |
| 01:22:42 |
Yes, you will. |
| 01:22:44 |
I'll be Tingle's alibi. |
| 01:22:46 |
I'll tell how you orchestrated the |
| 01:22:53 |
The black mail table turns. |
| 01:22:57 |
I'm not going down with you, Leigh |
| 01:22:59 |
but you are not gonna ruin mine. |
| 01:23:08 |
I thought you were my friend. |
| 01:23:16 |
Your move. |
| 01:23:23 |
Don't tell me I can't act. |
| 01:23:26 |
You won't shoot me. No? |
| 01:23:30 |
No. |
| 01:23:31 |
Run |
| 01:23:41 |
Luke |
| 01:23:42 |
Leigh! Leigh! Luke! |
| 01:23:48 |
Leave her alone |
| 01:24:02 |
Okay, Miss Watson. Leave her alone |
| 01:24:42 |
is she dead? |
| 01:25:35 |
Trudie. |
| 01:25:37 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:25:52 |
You killed her, Mrs. Tingle. |
| 01:25:55 |
I didn't mean to. |
| 01:25:59 |
Shit. |
| 01:26:03 |
Oh, good Lord. What happened? Holy shit. |
| 01:26:08 |
Tell him what happened. |
| 01:26:12 |
Yes, I I shot her. I didn't mean to. |
| 01:26:20 |
I don't know what I was thinking. |
| 01:26:24 |
I just... wanted you... to learn. |
| 01:26:28 |
No. |
| 01:26:31 |
You wanted me to fail. |
| 01:26:33 |
Yes. |
| 01:26:36 |
Yes, I wanted you to fail. |
| 01:26:41 |
Now she's dead, and I've killed her. |
| 01:26:44 |
A B? |
| 01:26:46 |
Oh, Jesus. I don't think so. |
| 01:26:56 |
Well, not exactly. |
| 01:26:58 |
You knew? |
| 01:27:01 |
Cool. |
| 01:27:03 |
Well, I'm calling the police. |
| 01:27:05 |
Mrs. Tingle, |
| 01:27:07 |
I have wanted to say this |
| 01:27:17 |
Now, that's ironic. |
| 01:27:21 |
Well done, Miss Watson. |
| 01:27:30 |
And now it is with great pleasure |
| 01:27:32 |
this year's recipient of the Board of |
| 01:27:36 |
Miss Leigh Ann Watson. |
