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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
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- Ready, Kage? |
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Let's do this. |
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Fatty. |
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Check. Uggh. |
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Bean and cheese burrito. |
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Bean and chee... |
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Tenacious sound check initiated. |
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Engage Kage! |
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Pffhhh! |
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Ha ha ha ha ha! High-five! |
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Hnnh, Pfffhhhh! |
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OK. |
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Two, three... |
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# A long-ass fucking time ago |
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# There lived a humble family, |
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# But hey, |
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# And he knew just what to do # |
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# His name was Young JB |
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# A vision he did see of |
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# He wrote a tasty jam |
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# Oh, the dragon's balls |
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# As I stepped into his cave # |
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# Then I sliced |
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# With my long and shiny blade # |
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# 'T was I who |
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# Fucka lye, sing, fucka loo # |
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# And if you try |
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# Then I shall fuck you too # |
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# Gotta get it on |
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# I gots to shoot a load |
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# Gotta lick a toad |
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# Gotta suck a choad |
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Aaaah! |
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# You disobeyed my orders, son, |
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# Your brother's 10 times |
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# Jesus loves him more # |
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# This music |
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# Comes from |
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# Rock & roll's |
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# He wants you to rebel # |
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# You'll become |
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# Beelzebub |
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# Your heart |
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# And chaos it will bring # |
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# You better shut your mouth, |
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# You're grounded for a week |
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# Don't let me hear you cry, |
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# You gotta praise the Lord |
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# Dio, can you hear me? |
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# I'm asking for your guidance # |
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# Won't you come down |
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# I need the tight compadre |
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# My father thinks you're evil, |
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# Rock is not the Devil's work, |
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# I'll never rock as long as |
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# I hear you, |
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# You are hungry for the rock # |
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# But to learn |
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# Secret doors you must unlock # |
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# Escape your |
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# And this oppressive |
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# On a journey you must go |
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# In the city of fallen angels # |
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# Where the ocean |
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# You will form |
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# And the world's |
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# To find your |
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# Through the valley |
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# You will face your inner demons # |
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# Now go, my son, and rock! # |
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# So he bailed |
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# With hunger in his heart # |
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# And he journeyed far and wide |
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# But in the end he knew that |
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# Rock # |
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# Ro-o-o-ck # |
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# Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o # |
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# Hey-yeah-hey-yeah-hey-yeah- |
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# Rock! # |
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# Tenacious D, Tenacious D # |
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# D, D, D, D # |
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# Oh, oh, oh, oh # |
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# Tenacious # |
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# Tenacious D, Tenacious D # |
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# Tenacious D, Tenacious D # |
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# Tenacious D # |
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# Tenacious D, |
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# Ten is ten, is ten, |
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This place is awesome. |
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Gold man. Ha ha ha! |
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Whoa! |
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Ohhh! Oh, man! |
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- Thank you. |
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OK, that was |
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- Who are you? |
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Kyle Gass. |
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Dude, will you just teach me |
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Where you're like, playing... |
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I'm not giving |
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Why don't you stand over there? |
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Right here? |
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You're awesome. |
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This next piece |
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- Watch this. |
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Bourrée in E Minor. |
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Check this out, |
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Man, are you guys stupid. |
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Don't you know genius |
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Damn! |
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Anyway. |
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My name's JB. |
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My name's JB. |
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Just rolled into town. |
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- Would you give me some space? |
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You're kinda cramping my style. |
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Oh, dude, I'm sorry. |
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And you're driving |
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If you just move back, |
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I think things |
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- OK. Fine. Sorry. |
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# Can't you see he's the man? # |
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# Let me hear you applaud # |
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# He's more than a man, |
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# If you think # |
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# It's time to fucking rock # |
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# And fucking roll out of control # |
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# Well, then you know |
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# You fucking suck my fucking cock # |
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# 'Cause when you rule, |
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# All of the fools |
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# 'Cause if you think it's time to, |
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# If you think |
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# He is going # |
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# To kick your fucking ass # |
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# And you know |
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# Rocking and fucking rolling # |
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# And fucking rocking |
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# And fucking |
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# Rip-rip-dip-diddley-diddley |
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# Be-dop-bop-bop, |
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# Be-dop-bop-bop, |
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# Bip-bip-bip-biddle-biddle-boo, |
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# Boo, boo, boo, |
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# Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-baah! |
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# Bip, bip, bip, bip, |
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# Bip, bip, bip, bip-be-doo! # |
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Yeah! |
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Dudes! |
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That was bad-ass. |
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You guys are like electric dynamite. |
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What's the name of your band? |
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We're not a band. They calls |
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and I aims to keep it that way. |
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- Aah! |
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This place is tapped. |
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Jeez Louise, papa cheese. |
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I know. It's OK. |
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It's just part of his genius. |
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# Well, I can't get |
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# No matter how hard I try # |
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# 'Cause it's cold |
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# And the moon cannot light |
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# And Daddy's gone # |
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# I'm just a baby # |
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# Aaah-hah-hah-hah # |
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Well. What do we 'ave 'ere? |
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My little snuggles. |
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- Ha ha ha! |
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Snivelling, boo-hoo-hoo! |
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Like a wee baby! |
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Ha ha ha! |
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He does look like a fucking baby. |
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Oh! Ha ha. Wee baby. |
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Listen, fellas. I don't |
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Aaaah! |
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Look at this. What is it? |
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Needs a popping, my brother. |
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- Ooh! |
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That's my lucky guitar pick. |
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That's my lucky guitar pick. Ow! |
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Ah! Argh! Ow! |
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Ha ha ha! |
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Hey! Okay! Let's go! |
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Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Ha ha ha! |
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Heh heh heh! Ha ha ha! |
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Ohh... |
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That's right, run. |
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Unless you want |
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You saved me. |
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Aah, that's all right. |
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They had it coming. |
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How can I repay you? |
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We'll work something out. |
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This place is futuristic. |
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Yeah, this is my pad, here. |
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Not hard to remember. |
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Pretty cool. |
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Wow. Nice pad. |
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You got this place all to yourself? |
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Yeah. I try to keep it simple. |
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This is where I stay when I write. |
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It's quite, uh, minimalist. |
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I don't like anything to get in |
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Cool. |
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I'm working on my solo album |
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Aaah. |
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Yeah, Kyle Gass Project. |
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It's got some pretty, uh, |
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Trying to keep it |
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Man, if you need a singer, |
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Check it out. |
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# Ride the tiger! # |
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# You can see his stripes |
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It's a Ronnie James Dio song. |
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Yeah. I know. |
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I helped write it. |
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I jam with him all the time. |
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No way! |
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- You do not know Dio! |
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I know all the dudes |
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- Dude? |
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Is there any way that |
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to be in the Kyle Gass Project? |
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Hm. Maybe. |
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Oh ho ho ho! |
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You gotta get your chops up, |
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if you wanna shred |
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You got a lot to learn. |
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Will you teach me your ways? |
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I will teach you. |
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Go ahead and sleep |
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Your training begins tomorrow. |
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At the crack of noon! |
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Um... |
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# It could have been disaster # |
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# Till the pupil found his master # |
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# Something rhymes with master # |
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# He's teaching |
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Lesson number one. |
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Power slide. |
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# Aaaah # |
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It's just slidin' on your knees. |
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Is it? |
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Or is it the single |
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in any rocker's arsenal? |
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Oh. |
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Gimme a power slide. |
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No fear. |
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I'll give you a power slide. |
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- How'd that feel? |
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How did it look? |
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Amazing... |
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...ly bad. |
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# Doo-doo-doo- |
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# I'm cleaning this apartment # |
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# 'Cause it's gonna |
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# Get into |
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# Roodle-oodle-doo, |
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# Roodle-oodle-doo-doo-doo # |
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Hey, what's this check |
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Oh, gimme that. |
| 00:15:32 |
That's a royalty check. |
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Why's it say, |
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Well, um, it's the name |
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Big hit in Canada. |
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Get back to work. |
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Whoa, check out that superfox! |
| 00:15:50 |
Do you think you can |
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I think so. |
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Well, you'd better know so... |
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'cause there's gonna be |
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backstage at the Kyle Gass Project. |
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Really? |
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Sex is a crucial component |
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Now drop |
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What's a cock push-up? |
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What's a cock push-up? |
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A cock push-up, my friend, is |
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and lift yourself off the ground |
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No problem. |
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The cock is a muscle. |
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You gotta learn how to flex it. |
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From now on, I want you to do |
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every day. |
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- It hurts my cock. |
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when you'll need to fuck your way |
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Whoo! |
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# Ding-ding-a-ding- |
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# His fingers move |
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# Within my mind |
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# I'm proud to be |
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# He teaches me # |
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# Beseeches me # |
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# And when I've learned |
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# Then I'll know the |
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Aaah. |
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Yeah. |
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Oh oh oh, yeah! |
| 00:17:04 |
I fucking did it! |
| 00:17:06 |
Oh, I did it! |
| 00:17:14 |
Hey. Dude, you reached KG. |
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You know what to do. Uhhh. |
| 00:17:21 |
Dude, pick up. |
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Dude, it's Jables. Pick up, man. |
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- Yeah. |
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I did it, man. Check it out. |
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You hear that? |
| 00:17:32 |
The training is working, man. |
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I made ten whole bucks |
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Good. Go score me a dime bag. |
| 00:17:37 |
A what? |
| 00:17:39 |
Ten dollars' worth of weed. |
| 00:17:40 |
Now, listen. |
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Ask for Jojo. |
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Tell him you want |
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He'll know |
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All right, dude. Roger that. |
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One extra crispy coming up! |
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Stone Age man |
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and mental power necessary |
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He then found the means |
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an even greater energy source. |
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The animals and creatures around him. |
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Hmm. |
| 00:18:15 |
Animal power would give him the food... |
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and transportation, the clothing |
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- needed for his long journey. |
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In Search of Sasquatch is on. |
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When you are able to snatch |
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you will be ready to choose |
| 00:18:34 |
Try to snatch it. |
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Aah, fuck! |
| 00:18:50 |
Patience, young grass smoker. |
| 00:18:54 |
Welcome to the gig simulator. |
| 00:18:56 |
If you pass this test, |
| 00:19:00 |
You will be ready to audition |
| 00:19:04 |
The what? |
| 00:19:05 |
Kyle Gass Project? |
| 00:19:06 |
Oh, right, right. |
| 00:19:08 |
Hold on. |
| 00:19:08 |
Aaah. |
| 00:19:12 |
Here's your 'za. That'll be 15.50. |
| 00:19:15 |
- Cool. |
| 00:19:17 |
Aren't you the guitar guy |
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- Yeah. |
| 00:19:22 |
- Kage. |
| 00:19:24 |
You guys puttin' on a concert? |
| 00:19:28 |
- Half off the pie? |
| 00:19:31 |
Right on. Come on in. |
| 00:19:35 |
Hu... |
| 00:19:37 |
Um... I don't know |
| 00:19:42 |
Uh, I'd rather not do this |
| 00:19:45 |
What do you think |
| 00:19:46 |
when we play the Coliseum? |
| 00:19:48 |
No strangers allowed? |
| 00:19:49 |
OK. |
| 00:19:50 |
Let the simulation begin. |
| 00:19:52 |
Uh... Ha ha. All right. |
| 00:19:54 |
So, should I sing a song? |
| 00:19:58 |
Hey, sing something, douchebag! |
| 00:20:02 |
OK. |
| 00:20:04 |
You know what? I wanna start |
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'cause that's the way |
| 00:20:09 |
Just... just come |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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Aaah! |
| 00:20:19 |
Hey, what's up? I'm JB |
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Get on with it, dumb shit. |
| 00:20:25 |
All right, Kage, |
| 00:20:28 |
# The Kyle Gass a-Project |
| 00:20:31 |
# All right! # |
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Get off the stage, |
| 00:20:40 |
# He'd turn me to a diamond |
| 00:20:44 |
# Yeah yeah yeah # |
| 00:20:47 |
Boo! |
| 00:20:48 |
Boo! Boo! |
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Boooo! |
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Go back to Kickapoo, |
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Boo!.. Boo! Boo!..Boooo! |
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# You're teaching me |
| 00:21:01 |
- Boo! |
| 00:21:02 |
- Boo! |
| 00:21:03 |
Hey, that's really... |
| 00:21:06 |
- Hey! You suck! |
| 00:21:12 |
Jesus. You call that music? |
| 00:21:13 |
You're nothing but a mistake. |
| 00:21:15 |
I should have worn a condom. |
| 00:21:17 |
I was not a mistake. |
| 00:21:19 |
Power slide. |
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Aaagh! Aaah, aaah! |
| 00:21:28 |
- He's had enough. Turn it off. |
| 00:21:31 |
Lights! |
| 00:21:33 |
- Oooh. |
| 00:21:35 |
- I suck! |
| 00:21:38 |
I broke my guitar! |
| 00:21:40 |
Monster mash! |
| 00:21:41 |
Nobody passes the gig simulator |
| 00:21:44 |
Not even this guy. |
| 00:21:47 |
You didn't? |
| 00:21:49 |
But then you did pass it later? |
| 00:21:51 |
I passed later, but, you know, |
| 00:21:55 |
- Oh, you did? I was doing... |
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- It was going pretty good. |
| 00:21:58 |
Until I got... until I got to the... |
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When I messed up on that thing. |
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Let's clean this place up. |
| 00:22:04 |
And then we'll do bongloads |
| 00:22:07 |
- Hey, dude, it's KG. |
| 00:22:09 |
You know what to do. Uhhh. |
| 00:22:12 |
Hi, pumpkin. It's your mother. |
| 00:22:13 |
Your father and I have decided... |
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that 15 years of trying to be a famous |
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So I'm sorry to say... |
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we aren't going to be sending |
| 00:22:23 |
It's time to get a real job. |
| 00:22:24 |
I love you, pumpki... |
| 00:22:28 |
"I love you, pumpkin"? |
| 00:22:30 |
Those weren't royalty checks. |
| 00:22:34 |
I can't believe this machine, it's... |
| 00:22:36 |
Let's watch TV, you wanna? |
| 00:22:41 |
You lied to me. |
| 00:22:47 |
- You don't know Dio. |
| 00:22:49 |
I think that In Search |
| 00:22:51 |
- Hold on. |
| 00:22:54 |
No! Leave it! |
| 00:22:56 |
No! |
| 00:22:58 |
Aaah! |
| 00:23:00 |
- Ohhh! |
| 00:23:03 |
Who are you? |
| 00:23:07 |
Here's your lunch, pumpkin. |
| 00:23:08 |
Thanks, Mom. |
| 00:23:10 |
Oh! Mwah! |
| 00:23:12 |
I love you, pumpkin. |
| 00:23:23 |
- Hey, pumpkin! |
| 00:23:25 |
Hah! What's with the hat, dude? |
| 00:23:27 |
Your mom sew that for you? |
| 00:23:30 |
Ha ha ha! |
| 00:23:31 |
- Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! |
| 00:23:35 |
Your mom shine that for you |
| 00:23:37 |
- Cue ball! |
| 00:23:41 |
- Freakazoid! |
| 00:23:43 |
I'm fucking outta here. |
| 00:23:52 |
Don't walk away from me! |
| 00:23:55 |
I fucking cleaned your apartment, man. |
| 00:23:59 |
What are you doin' |
| 00:24:01 |
Why are you packing? |
| 00:24:04 |
I have to go back to my mom and dad's. |
| 00:24:06 |
I'm broke. |
| 00:24:09 |
I already spent the last rent check. |
| 00:24:11 |
Oh, you fucking dick! |
| 00:24:13 |
What'd you spend the money on? Huh? |
| 00:24:15 |
An official professor bullshit degree? |
| 00:24:17 |
What'd you spend the rent on? |
| 00:24:28 |
I got that for you. |
| 00:25:25 |
Stop packing, dude. |
| 00:25:27 |
We're gonna pay the rent... |
| 00:25:29 |
with our rock. |
| 00:25:31 |
- We are? |
| 00:25:34 |
But we're not gonna be called |
| 00:25:37 |
From now on... |
| 00:25:40 |
we will be known as Tenac. |
| 00:25:43 |
Tenac? |
| 00:25:45 |
What's that? |
| 00:25:46 |
It's a sign. |
| 00:25:49 |
A legacy. |
| 00:25:55 |
I've had this birthmark since I was born. |
| 00:25:58 |
I looked it up in the dictionary. |
| 00:26:02 |
It's not in there. |
| 00:26:04 |
I never knew what the hell it meant. |
| 00:26:07 |
Till now. |
| 00:26:10 |
It's the name of our fuckin' band, dude. |
| 00:26:14 |
I have ass-mark too. |
| 00:26:22 |
You guys! |
| 00:26:26 |
Look! |
| 00:26:34 |
# Whoa! # |
| 00:26:38 |
# They must pay the rent # |
| 00:26:42 |
# With their rock # |
| 00:26:46 |
# Oh-ohhhh, oh, oh # |
| 00:26:58 |
But thaaaaat's my life. |
| 00:27:06 |
All right. |
| 00:27:07 |
Neil Hamburger, |
| 00:27:10 |
Funny stuff. |
| 00:27:12 |
Uh, the next band |
| 00:27:15 |
"Since the beginning of time... |
| 00:27:18 |
"'twas written in the stones |
| 00:27:22 |
"Well, that band has come... |
| 00:27:24 |
"and now they're here |
| 00:27:27 |
"in your ear-pussies." |
| 00:27:31 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:27:34 |
That was awesome, |
| 00:27:37 |
Kage. Kage? |
| 00:27:38 |
Don't forget |
| 00:27:40 |
- OK. |
| 00:27:42 |
We're Tenacious D |
| 00:27:44 |
so it's kinda historical. |
| 00:27:45 |
And, um, we wrote this song that |
| 00:27:48 |
of, like, the history of the band. |
| 00:27:49 |
Let's fucking do it, Kage, go! |
| 00:27:51 |
This is a song called |
| 00:27:54 |
And it's not just |
| 00:27:55 |
that we've done in the past. |
| 00:27:56 |
It's a chronicling of our rise. |
| 00:27:58 |
To power! |
| 00:27:59 |
# We ride with kings |
| 00:28:01 |
# Across the Devil's plain # |
| 00:28:03 |
# We've walked |
| 00:28:05 |
# He did not die in vain # |
| 00:28:06 |
# No! # |
| 00:28:11 |
# We've run with wolves, |
| 00:28:14 |
# We even stopped a moving train # |
| 00:28:16 |
# We've traveled through |
| 00:28:18 |
# To rock this house again # |
| 00:28:20 |
# Rock! # |
| 00:28:24 |
# We ride and we ride |
| 00:28:26 |
# We'll ride |
| 00:28:28 |
# And if you say that |
| 00:28:30 |
# I'll tan your fucking hide # |
| 00:28:33 |
# Ride! # |
| 00:28:37 |
# Kyle's fingers be silver # |
| 00:28:39 |
# Jack's voice then be gold # |
| 00:28:40 |
# But lest you think we're vain # |
| 00:28:42 |
# We know you're all robots |
| 00:28:44 |
# Tenacious D # |
| 00:28:45 |
# We reign! # |
| 00:28:50 |
# We reign # |
| 00:28:52 |
# Supreme, oh God! # |
| 00:28:54 |
# Burrito supreme # |
| 00:28:56 |
# And a chicken supreme # |
| 00:28:58 |
# And a Cutlass Supreme # |
| 00:29:01 |
# Supreme, yeah # |
| 00:29:04 |
# Gonna count one, two, three # |
| 00:29:07 |
# Supreme, yeah # |
| 00:29:10 |
# Gonna count one, two, three # |
| 00:29:13 |
# Supre... ee... eme # |
| 00:29:16 |
# Gonna count one, two, three # |
| 00:29:18 |
# Burrito supreme # |
| 00:29:20 |
# And a chicken supreme # |
| 00:29:22 |
# And a Cutlass Supreme # |
| 00:29:25 |
# Supreme! # |
| 00:29:27 |
Yeah! |
| 00:29:28 |
Let's go! |
| 00:29:30 |
Ha ha ha! |
| 00:29:33 |
- Yeah! |
| 00:29:37 |
You guys, wait for me outside. |
| 00:29:38 |
I'm gonna go talk to the big cheese. |
| 00:29:40 |
Good call. |
| 00:29:44 |
So? |
| 00:29:45 |
What'd you think? |
| 00:29:47 |
It was OK. |
| 00:29:49 |
- It was OK? |
| 00:29:50 |
You were OK. We were kick-ass. |
| 00:29:52 |
And we're gonna totally win |
| 00:29:54 |
at the open mic contest. |
| 00:29:55 |
Well, good luck. |
| 00:29:57 |
You know there's a lot |
| 00:30:00 |
you might wanna think about |
| 00:30:06 |
That was amazing. You guys |
| 00:30:10 |
I know, we were so awesome. |
| 00:30:11 |
Yeah, it was awesome. |
| 00:30:14 |
But compared to the greats? |
| 00:30:15 |
To Zeppelin? To the Beatles? |
| 00:30:20 |
True. We were kick-ass. |
| 00:30:22 |
But if the D's gonna |
| 00:30:25 |
we're gonna have to write |
| 00:30:27 |
Are you with me? |
| 00:30:28 |
Totally. |
| 00:30:30 |
Power hug. |
| 00:30:42 |
Masterpiece. |
| 00:30:44 |
# A masterpiece, a masterpiece # |
| 00:30:47 |
# They've got to write a masterpiece |
| 00:30:52 |
Do it! |
| 00:30:54 |
All right, |
| 00:30:56 |
Masterpiece is right in there. |
| 00:30:58 |
All we have to do is step |
| 00:31:00 |
and the masterpiece is ours. |
| 00:31:01 |
Are you ready? |
| 00:31:02 |
Are you ready |
| 00:31:04 |
- 'Cause I sure the fuck am. |
| 00:31:05 |
Let's go! |
| 00:31:06 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:31:08 |
Go fast. The magic only lasts a second. |
| 00:31:10 |
No, don't play fast. |
| 00:31:12 |
But keep going, yes. |
| 00:31:13 |
Try to make it prettier. |
| 00:31:15 |
Stop judging yourself, |
| 00:31:17 |
That's why that riff sucks. |
| 00:31:18 |
No fucking mental blocks. |
| 00:31:21 |
# Chi # |
| 00:31:23 |
That's all right. |
| 00:31:24 |
Now, can you play a little |
| 00:31:25 |
Higher notes, higher notes, |
| 00:31:28 |
Higher notes, higher notes, |
| 00:31:30 |
Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. |
| 00:31:32 |
I'm not looking for anything specific... |
| 00:31:33 |
but that's definitely |
| 00:31:35 |
I want it over here, in the |
| 00:31:37 |
# Molten lava! # |
| 00:31:40 |
# That's the thing, |
| 00:31:42 |
# Because we gotta |
| 00:31:46 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:31:47 |
Press record. Press record. |
| 00:31:49 |
Oh, God damn it, it's too late! |
| 00:31:51 |
- Aah. Fu... |
| 00:31:52 |
We were right there in it |
| 00:31:55 |
You didn't remember to do shit, |
| 00:31:58 |
and things got crossed, |
| 00:32:01 |
If we're gonna do this thing right... |
| 00:32:02 |
you gotta do what I tell you to do! |
| 00:32:04 |
Daaah! Fa-gaah! |
| 00:32:06 |
I wanna write a masterpiece. |
| 00:32:08 |
I know, dude. So do I. |
| 00:32:14 |
It's all right. |
| 00:32:16 |
We've got writers' block, |
| 00:32:19 |
I mean, look at these guys. |
| 00:32:22 |
AC/DC. Van Halen. |
| 00:32:24 |
The Who! |
| 00:32:26 |
Why are you guys so awesome? |
| 00:32:28 |
What do you have |
| 00:32:31 |
Well, they all use |
| 00:32:33 |
What? |
| 00:32:43 |
Looks like they all use |
| 00:32:48 |
Holy shitballs. |
| 00:33:01 |
Too many picks. |
| 00:33:02 |
Let's see. |
| 00:33:08 |
I don't think they have it. |
| 00:33:09 |
Let's talk to the dude. We might |
| 00:33:11 |
Marcus, I need a price check |
| 00:33:15 |
Just be a second. |
| 00:33:16 |
Can I help you gentlemen? |
| 00:33:18 |
Yeah, we're looking for |
| 00:33:26 |
How'd you hear about this? |
| 00:33:29 |
What did Papardello tell you? |
| 00:33:33 |
Uh... Ahem. We just noticed |
| 00:33:36 |
are using the same guitar pick... |
| 00:33:38 |
Okay ka-ssh! |
| 00:33:43 |
Jerry, do me a favor, uh, ring up |
| 00:33:48 |
Thank you, my man. |
| 00:33:53 |
In here. |
| 00:34:02 |
We can talk in here. |
| 00:34:03 |
What you seek... |
| 00:34:06 |
is the Pick... |
| 00:34:09 |
of Destiny. |
| 00:34:12 |
I think there's |
| 00:34:15 |
No, dude, you don't... |
| 00:34:19 |
Grab a seat. |
| 00:34:21 |
You two bozos |
| 00:34:23 |
but you just stumbled onto... |
| 00:34:24 |
the darkest secret |
| 00:34:26 |
Go on. |
| 00:34:28 |
I actually saw it once. |
| 00:34:30 |
I used to be a guitar tech. |
| 00:34:32 |
So one night, I'm working a gig |
| 00:34:35 |
Some real mediocre band. |
| 00:34:36 |
Lead guitarist comes out, |
| 00:34:38 |
way beyond his capabilities. |
| 00:34:40 |
Like shit that had to be |
| 00:34:42 |
I noticed he was using a new pick. |
| 00:34:44 |
Weird-looking thing with horns on it. |
| 00:34:47 |
Made of green ivory, or some shit. |
| 00:34:50 |
It was the pick, it wasn't him. |
| 00:34:52 |
He didn't know what he had, though. |
| 00:34:54 |
End of the show, he flicks it |
| 00:34:55 |
Some kid catches it. |
| 00:34:58 |
Kid named Eddie. |
| 00:34:59 |
Eddie? |
| 00:35:00 |
Van Halen! |
| 00:35:02 |
Whoa. |
| 00:35:03 |
So I started researching it. |
| 00:35:07 |
Turns out this thing goes deeper |
| 00:35:09 |
Way deeper. |
| 00:35:11 |
Back to the Dark Ages. |
| 00:35:13 |
I moved to Rome. Quit my job. |
| 00:35:16 |
Learned Latin. |
| 00:35:17 |
I gained the trust of the |
| 00:35:20 |
A gentleman named |
| 00:35:22 |
He turned me on to some shit |
| 00:35:24 |
Check this out. |
| 00:35:26 |
It's an ancient scroll. |
| 00:35:29 |
All in Latin. |
| 00:35:30 |
I translated it. Took me six years. |
| 00:35:33 |
Why didn't you just get a translator? |
| 00:35:35 |
And let him read it too? |
| 00:35:40 |
Listen to this. |
| 00:35:43 |
Long ago, a dark wizard |
| 00:35:46 |
to summon Satan himself. |
| 00:35:48 |
Satanus. |
| 00:35:49 |
That's Latin for Satan. |
| 00:35:51 |
A horrific battle ensued. |
| 00:35:53 |
But the great demon |
| 00:35:56 |
Snakes! |
| 00:35:58 |
Finish me, foul beast! |
| 00:36:01 |
Luckily, a blacksmith |
| 00:36:03 |
No! |
| 00:36:06 |
Ow! |
| 00:36:08 |
Fuck! You chipped my tooth. |
| 00:36:10 |
I'm not complete. |
| 00:36:11 |
Venisti remanebis |
| 00:36:14 |
What does that mean? |
| 00:36:15 |
From whence you came |
| 00:36:21 |
until you are complete again. |
| 00:36:23 |
Fuck you! No! |
| 00:36:25 |
No! I'm not complete! |
| 00:36:28 |
The demon was drawn back |
| 00:36:30 |
and the dark wizard |
| 00:36:34 |
With a long draw on his hash pipe... |
| 00:36:36 |
the wizard devised a way |
| 00:36:39 |
The blacksmith loved a fair maiden. |
| 00:36:42 |
To gain her affection, he would |
| 00:36:45 |
that would leave the maiden |
| 00:36:48 |
And so the wizard fashioned |
| 00:36:51 |
into a pick that would make |
| 00:36:54 |
only the most masterful |
| 00:36:56 |
thereby winning the heart |
| 00:37:02 |
The secret of the pick died |
| 00:37:05 |
And then... poof! |
| 00:37:06 |
All of a sudden it reappears |
| 00:37:09 |
at the turn of the century, |
| 00:37:12 |
Spawns the birth of the blues. |
| 00:37:14 |
Of course. |
| 00:37:15 |
The pick is a tiny part |
| 00:37:16 |
so it has |
| 00:37:19 |
- Supernatural? |
| 00:37:23 |
That's like |
| 00:37:26 |
Where is it now? |
| 00:37:28 |
That's the last known photo |
| 00:37:32 |
That guitar was sold at auction. |
| 00:37:34 |
It now resides in the |
| 00:37:38 |
That's where the POD is too. |
| 00:37:40 |
- The POD? |
| 00:37:42 |
Oh. |
| 00:37:44 |
Why didn't you just go get it? |
| 00:37:46 |
The Rock & Roll History Museum |
| 00:37:49 |
You two bozos wanna steal |
| 00:37:54 |
count me out. |
| 00:37:55 |
I already went down |
| 00:37:57 |
And I got news for you. |
| 00:37:59 |
There's no cheese at |
| 00:38:03 |
All right, get outta here. |
| 00:38:05 |
C'mon, get outta here. |
| 00:38:07 |
Man, I don't know what to say. |
| 00:38:09 |
Shh. |
| 00:38:11 |
Just get outta my store. |
| 00:38:15 |
The Quest! |
| 00:38:24 |
Oh, my God! You guys! |
| 00:38:26 |
- Come on in! |
| 00:38:28 |
We were hopin' |
| 00:38:30 |
Anything you need, man. |
| 00:38:32 |
- Do you think it would be OK... |
| 00:38:34 |
Oh. |
| 00:38:36 |
Um, well, |
| 00:38:39 |
Listen, man. |
| 00:38:40 |
We've got a meeting |
| 00:38:44 |
of the most massive |
| 00:38:46 |
We need to meet him |
| 00:38:49 |
Oh. |
| 00:38:50 |
Uh... |
| 00:38:52 |
Well... |
| 00:38:53 |
All right. |
| 00:38:55 |
Hey, what's up with this pedal? |
| 00:38:55 |
That's my extra brake. |
| 00:38:57 |
I'm a pizza delivery guy |
| 00:38:59 |
I teach people how to drive |
| 00:39:02 |
Ha ha ha! Good thinkin', man. |
| 00:39:05 |
Later. |
| 00:39:11 |
Knock 'em dead |
| 00:39:17 |
I can't stop thinkin' |
| 00:39:20 |
You heard the guy. It's Satan's tooth. |
| 00:39:22 |
When we get that thing... |
| 00:39:24 |
we're gonna win |
| 00:39:25 |
then we're gonna |
| 00:39:29 |
We're gonna be unstoppable, man. |
| 00:39:32 |
Hmmm... |
| 00:39:34 |
Unstoppable. |
| 00:39:36 |
Unstoppable. |
| 00:39:40 |
Unstoppable. |
| 00:39:42 |
This, uh, next band |
| 00:39:45 |
but, God damn it, |
| 00:39:50 |
because I wrote it... |
| 00:39:53 |
and it's the truth. |
| 00:39:55 |
"I fucking love this band!" |
| 00:39:57 |
They are the best band ever, period! |
| 00:40:01 |
Ladies and gentlemen, Tenacious D! |
| 00:40:11 |
Hey, what's up? |
| 00:40:12 |
Me and KG wrote this song |
| 00:40:16 |
It's called Master Exploder. |
| 00:40:34 |
# Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh |
| 00:40:44 |
# Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh yeah! # |
| 00:40:53 |
- # I do not need # |
| 00:40:56 |
- # A microphone # |
| 00:40:59 |
- # My voice is fucking # |
| 00:41:01 |
# Powerful # |
| 00:41:05 |
# Ahh, yeah! # |
| 00:41:22 |
# Ah, ahh, yeah! # |
| 00:41:32 |
Sorry. |
| 00:41:35 |
- # I did not mean # |
| 00:41:37 |
- # To blow your mind # |
| 00:41:42 |
# But that shit happens to me |
| 00:42:09 |
- # Now, take a look # |
| 00:42:13 |
- # Tell me what you see # |
| 00:42:16 |
# We got the Pick of Destiny... y... y # |
| 00:42:24 |
# Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh |
| 00:42:35 |
Woah! |
| 00:42:40 |
JB! JB! JB! JB! |
| 00:42:46 |
JB! JB! JB! JB! JB! |
| 00:42:50 |
- JB! JB! JB! |
| 00:42:52 |
- JB! JB! JB! |
| 00:42:54 |
JB, wake up. JB, wake up! |
| 00:42:59 |
Let's chow down, dude. |
| 00:43:01 |
- I'm starving. |
| 00:43:20 |
You guys know what you want? |
| 00:43:22 |
Hmm. |
| 00:43:24 |
What do you recommend? |
| 00:43:26 |
I recommend |
| 00:43:29 |
OK. |
| 00:43:30 |
Uh... Lemme have |
| 00:43:37 |
and the chicken-fried steak. |
| 00:43:40 |
Hello. |
| 00:43:41 |
Um... What happened to your eye? |
| 00:43:45 |
I burned it with a curling iron. |
| 00:43:48 |
I'll have one small glass |
| 00:43:51 |
Yeah, we don't have that here. |
| 00:43:53 |
Then I will have nothing. |
| 00:43:54 |
Great. |
| 00:43:58 |
- Dude, what's the matter? |
| 00:44:00 |
Aren't you hungry? |
| 00:44:02 |
No. I never eat before a mission. |
| 00:44:05 |
It slows you down. |
| 00:44:06 |
I gotta be light on my feet |
| 00:44:08 |
Like a fuckin' ninja, dude. |
| 00:44:10 |
Now check this out. |
| 00:44:11 |
I'm gonna jump this fence here. |
| 00:44:13 |
OK? Like a gazelle. |
| 00:44:15 |
Then you come around |
| 00:44:17 |
God! Damn it, Kyle! |
| 00:44:20 |
If we're gonna do this, |
| 00:44:22 |
Eye of le tigre! |
| 00:44:23 |
Now check it out. |
| 00:44:25 |
You give me a fuckin' boost, |
| 00:44:28 |
And then we're gonna fuckin' do |
| 00:44:30 |
- And come on back. |
| 00:44:31 |
I fuckin' pull your shit up. |
| 00:44:33 |
Dude, hold on. That's good stuff. |
| 00:44:41 |
You're right, he's coming over here. |
| 00:44:46 |
- Oh! |
| 00:45:03 |
Aaah! |
| 00:45:10 |
Uh... |
| 00:45:18 |
Hey... |
| 00:45:21 |
buddy. |
| 00:45:23 |
Heh heh heh. |
| 00:45:26 |
So, uh, what, uh, brings you... |
| 00:45:30 |
to this neck of the woods? |
| 00:45:32 |
Um... Ahem. We're just |
| 00:45:35 |
Mm. |
| 00:45:37 |
Are you, uh, going to, uh... |
| 00:45:39 |
check out |
| 00:45:43 |
- The Rock & Roll what? |
| 00:45:45 |
Oh, no. I don't even know |
| 00:45:47 |
You just seem like |
| 00:45:50 |
- Ha ha! |
| 00:45:51 |
We're just |
| 00:45:53 |
on our way |
| 00:45:55 |
- So, sorry. |
| 00:45:57 |
I was just asking because... |
| 00:46:00 |
I noticed the guitars |
| 00:46:03 |
Yeah, well, I said, |
| 00:46:06 |
We sell guitars. So what? |
| 00:46:08 |
Check, please! |
| 00:46:09 |
You're sure you aren't planning... |
| 00:46:10 |
on breaking into |
| 00:46:13 |
Hey, gimme that back, man! |
| 00:46:16 |
Yeah, my buddy and I are in a band. |
| 00:46:18 |
I don't like to say the name, |
| 00:46:21 |
And so, uh, they're inductin' us... |
| 00:46:23 |
into the Rock & Roll History Museum. |
| 00:46:25 |
- No way! |
| 00:46:27 |
Way. |
| 00:46:28 |
Oh, my God. We're sitting |
| 00:46:30 |
Ah, we're just regular guys. |
| 00:46:32 |
I mean, uh, |
| 00:46:48 |
Let's just say you are planning... |
| 00:46:51 |
on breaking into |
| 00:46:55 |
Maybe you are inexperienced... |
| 00:46:56 |
and you get inside |
| 00:47:01 |
Maybe you don't have |
| 00:47:08 |
'Scuse me. |
| 00:47:12 |
Man, God! |
| 00:47:20 |
Yeah. Damn. |
| 00:47:35 |
I was thinking maybe there |
| 00:47:42 |
you had a desire for. |
| 00:47:44 |
Maybe... |
| 00:47:47 |
Pick of Destiny! |
| 00:47:54 |
Our sorority is throwing |
| 00:47:56 |
You guys should totally come... |
| 00:47:58 |
and play some |
| 00:48:00 |
We're just getting ready |
| 00:48:03 |
Why don't you follow us over? |
| 00:48:05 |
You know what? |
| 00:48:07 |
That sounds rad. |
| 00:48:08 |
We don't usually play private parties... |
| 00:48:11 |
but I think we can make |
| 00:48:14 |
Hee hee hee hee! |
| 00:48:16 |
I'll ride along with you. |
| 00:48:17 |
So you don't get lost. |
| 00:48:21 |
I tried to get |
| 00:48:24 |
I had it in my hands, too. |
| 00:48:27 |
But I was caught. Set off a laser. |
| 00:48:31 |
Security door came down on my leg. |
| 00:48:34 |
- Cut it right off. |
| 00:48:36 |
I would break in again |
| 00:48:42 |
My leg. Oh, man. |
| 00:48:45 |
I miss that sweet-ass leg of mine. |
| 00:48:49 |
Why are you telling me this? |
| 00:48:55 |
I like you. I see the spark |
| 00:49:00 |
Let me show you something. |
| 00:49:03 |
These are my plans. |
| 00:49:07 |
There are two air ducts on the roof. |
| 00:49:09 |
You must enter through there. |
| 00:49:12 |
Speak of this to no one! |
| 00:49:13 |
Wait. |
| 00:49:15 |
Wait, I have some questions. |
| 00:49:16 |
Let me wipe. |
| 00:49:17 |
Hold up, dude. |
| 00:49:25 |
Dude. I got some smokin' bettys |
| 00:49:28 |
and they want us to play a gig. |
| 00:49:30 |
No. I just had the weirdest |
| 00:49:32 |
This guy just gave me |
| 00:49:34 |
Now, look. |
| 00:49:36 |
There's two air ducts on the roof. |
| 00:49:40 |
Dude. The party? |
| 00:49:42 |
Gettin' to play our own tunes? |
| 00:49:44 |
That blonde over there wants |
| 00:49:48 |
Would you get your head out of |
| 00:49:50 |
Who cares about these chicks? |
| 00:49:51 |
There's gonna be ten times |
| 00:49:54 |
when we win album of the year. |
| 00:49:56 |
This pick is our ticket to genius. |
| 00:49:59 |
Dude. I can't believe you'd |
| 00:50:02 |
with some sweet-ass hotties... |
| 00:50:04 |
What, for this? |
| 00:50:06 |
Is this really |
| 00:50:08 |
We can still write a masterpiece |
| 00:50:11 |
Maybe it would be better for the D... |
| 00:50:12 |
if we worked on our songwriting... |
| 00:50:14 |
instead of relying on ancient bullshit, but... |
| 00:50:16 |
probably won't work anyway. |
| 00:50:18 |
What's it gonna be, Kyle? |
| 00:50:19 |
You have to decide. |
| 00:50:22 |
Tits or destiny? |
| 00:50:28 |
Tits. |
| 00:50:38 |
So, good luck, buddy. |
| 00:50:39 |
I hope it was worth it, |
| 00:50:41 |
You ruined it. Pick's mine. |
| 00:50:43 |
Fuck you. I don't fuckin' need you. |
| 00:50:45 |
Later, cock-ass! |
| 00:50:52 |
Uh, don't mind him. He... |
| 00:50:54 |
He's my butler. |
| 00:50:55 |
Had to let him go for loafin' |
| 00:50:57 |
He... he'll... he'll be fine. |
| 00:50:59 |
Excuse me, um, are you gonna |
| 00:51:02 |
No, you're so pretty, |
| 00:51:09 |
Well, that's a really good deal. |
| 00:51:12 |
# Ohhh, ahhh, whoa, why? # |
| 00:51:18 |
# Woo! # |
| 00:51:19 |
It's just a five-mile walk. |
| 00:51:21 |
I can walk that. |
| 00:51:24 |
I'll take the fuckin' shoelace express. |
| 00:51:26 |
Aaaah! |
| 00:51:27 |
- Woo! |
| 00:51:36 |
# I want you, Jyne # |
| 00:51:39 |
# All the time # |
| 00:51:40 |
# I want you, Jyne # |
| 00:51:43 |
- Where we goin' |
| 00:51:46 |
# Gonna make you mine # |
| 00:51:50 |
# Tonight # |
| 00:51:51 |
Stop. Stop the music. |
| 00:51:53 |
Everybody, we have got |
| 00:51:57 |
We have brought with us someone... |
| 00:51:59 |
who just happens to be a rock star! |
| 00:52:02 |
Whoo! |
| 00:52:03 |
That's in town to be conducted... |
| 00:52:06 |
into the Rock & Roll History Museum. |
| 00:52:10 |
- Whoo! |
| 00:52:11 |
And he promised to come here tonight... |
| 00:52:15 |
and play us a few of his hits. |
| 00:52:18 |
- Oh... |
| 00:52:20 |
- You know... |
| 00:52:22 |
- Whoo! |
| 00:52:24 |
I don't have my gui... |
| 00:52:26 |
- All right! |
| 00:52:28 |
- All right, come on! |
| 00:52:32 |
This is a song, um... |
| 00:52:35 |
I wrote with my partner. |
| 00:52:37 |
My f... former partner. |
| 00:52:39 |
And, uh, it's called |
| 00:52:42 |
- Whoo! |
| 00:52:44 |
- Nice! |
| 00:52:52 |
# Across the Devil's plain # |
| 00:52:55 |
Huh? |
| 00:52:56 |
# He did not die in vain, no # |
| 00:52:59 |
- That sucked. |
| 00:53:00 |
# I want you, Jyne # |
| 00:53:03 |
- # Need it all the time # |
| 00:53:04 |
- That sucked. |
| 00:53:07 |
# Oh, girl, you're so divine # |
| 00:53:08 |
# I want you, Jyne # |
| 00:53:14 |
One more and that's it. |
| 00:53:20 |
Aah. |
| 00:53:23 |
It's a good thing |
| 00:53:25 |
I was fucking starving. |
| 00:53:27 |
Mmm. Mm. |
| 00:53:30 |
Aah. |
| 00:53:35 |
This place is kinda... |
| 00:53:40 |
juicy. |
| 00:53:44 |
Zzzzzhing! |
| 00:54:01 |
Ha ha ha! |
| 00:54:10 |
Hee hee! |
| 00:54:19 |
Oh, my God! Sasquatch! |
| 00:54:21 |
Aaaaah! |
| 00:54:23 |
Jables! What's up? |
| 00:54:26 |
Ho ho ho! |
| 00:54:28 |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| 00:54:31 |
What are you doin' out here? |
| 00:54:34 |
I was just walkin' |
| 00:54:36 |
Oh, it's not my fowest, bwother. |
| 00:54:39 |
It's evewyone's. |
| 00:54:42 |
You're so fuckin' awesome. |
| 00:54:43 |
I love yoooou! |
| 00:54:46 |
I love you too, JB. |
| 00:54:48 |
You're a awesome rocker. |
| 00:54:50 |
Whoo! |
| 00:54:52 |
- Let's play! |
| 00:54:54 |
Aaaaah! |
| 00:54:57 |
Aaaaah-oooh! |
| 00:55:00 |
That's good. |
| 00:55:01 |
- Let's go on a adventure. |
| 00:55:03 |
I got lots to show you. |
| 00:55:07 |
Can I be a Sasquatch too? |
| 00:55:10 |
You alweady are. |
| 00:55:13 |
You're my son, JB. |
| 00:55:15 |
My widdle baby Sass. |
| 00:55:18 |
# La-la-lai-la # |
| 00:55:20 |
# La, la, la-la-la-la-la-la # |
| 00:55:22 |
Oh! |
| 00:55:23 |
Let's take a dip |
| 00:55:26 |
- Yay! |
| 00:55:27 |
Oooh! |
| 00:55:28 |
# Let's go # |
| 00:55:33 |
Ohhhh! Yeah. This is fun. |
| 00:55:38 |
Ohhhhh! |
| 00:55:40 |
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! |
| 00:55:42 |
Good times. |
| 00:55:43 |
- This is fun. |
| 00:55:45 |
This is... This is super fun! |
| 00:55:52 |
Ha ha ha! |
| 00:55:53 |
Ohhh! |
| 00:55:55 |
Ha ha! Daddy, look. Look. |
| 00:55:57 |
It's stuck to my butt. |
| 00:55:58 |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| 00:56:00 |
Shake your tushie, it'll fall off. |
| 00:56:02 |
- Aah! |
| 00:56:05 |
Let's get rid of these. |
| 00:56:08 |
- Ah! |
| 00:56:10 |
- Time to fly. |
| 00:56:13 |
- Whee. |
| 00:56:17 |
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! |
| 00:56:19 |
- Hee hee! Hee hee hee! |
| 00:56:21 |
- Hee hee! Hee hee hee! |
| 00:56:25 |
- We're flying! |
| 00:56:27 |
# Found where the Sasquatch hide # |
| 00:56:29 |
# In the misty mountainside # |
| 00:56:31 |
# He's got shiny diamonds |
| 00:56:35 |
# Look into the Sasquatch eye # |
| 00:56:38 |
# Then you know |
| 00:56:40 |
# Sasquatch is my daddy |
| 00:56:44 |
# Half man and half machine # |
| 00:56:46 |
# On the cover of a magazine # |
| 00:56:48 |
# Bigfoot is my father |
| 00:56:52 |
# These lyrics don't make sense # |
| 00:56:54 |
# Think I've found the evidence # |
| 00:56:56 |
# That yeti is my papa |
| 00:57:00 |
# Me! # |
| 00:57:03 |
Do you know where |
| 00:57:05 |
Sure! It's right over there! |
| 00:57:09 |
Oh! Let's get it! |
| 00:57:10 |
I can get it if I surf on your... |
| 00:57:14 |
Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! |
| 00:57:17 |
Aaaaah! Sweet baby! |
| 00:57:20 |
Oh! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! |
| 00:57:24 |
Ow! |
| 00:57:28 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:57:30 |
Hoo hoo hoo hoo! |
| 00:57:32 |
Oh! Oh, God. |
| 00:57:37 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:57:38 |
Where the fuck am I? |
| 00:57:43 |
Yeah, you motherfucker. |
| 00:57:45 |
I'm gonna get that son... |
| 00:58:01 |
# Dude, I totally miss you # |
| 00:58:04 |
# I really fuckin' miss you # |
| 00:58:07 |
# I'm all alone all the time # |
| 00:58:10 |
# All the time # |
| 00:58:12 |
# Dude, I totally miss you # |
| 00:58:15 |
# The things we did together # |
| 00:58:17 |
# Where have you gone? # |
| 00:58:23 |
# Totally miss the honesty |
| 00:58:26 |
# And honestly I totally miss |
| 00:58:33 |
# Dude, I totally miss you # |
| 00:58:37 |
# I totally miss you # |
| 00:58:39 |
# Dude, I totally miss you |
| 00:58:45 |
# Aaaah # |
| 00:58:51 |
# Aaaah # |
| 00:58:58 |
# Aaaah-aaaah-aaaah # |
| 00:59:01 |
- # Aaaah, I totally aaaah you # |
| 00:59:06 |
Did you see that? |
| 00:59:07 |
- That was awesome. |
| 00:59:09 |
- That was great. |
| 00:59:11 |
# Dude, I totally miss you |
| 00:59:19 |
# All the t-i-i-ime # |
| 00:59:33 |
# The mission is clear # |
| 00:59:34 |
# I'm goin' over there # |
| 00:59:36 |
# I'm goin' to do the mission # |
| 00:59:38 |
# I'm going to flip around the corner |
| 00:59:41 |
# And then l... Oh, no, the camera! # |
| 00:59:44 |
# Stay back here, devise a plan # |
| 00:59:46 |
# Dive into the bushes # |
| 00:59:50 |
# Against all odds # |
| 00:59:52 |
# Infiltrate, storm the gate! # |
| 00:59:57 |
# Storm the gate! # |
| 00:59:58 |
- # Ninja style, Samurai # |
| 01:00:01 |
- # Metal pole, climb that shit # |
| 01:00:04 |
# Climb into that motherfucker # |
| 01:00:06 |
# Now I'm climbin' up, up on a roof # |
| 01:00:09 |
# I've got catlike reflexes, flip... # |
| 01:00:12 |
...me, I elbow him... |
| 01:00:14 |
He's tryin' to punch me in the neck. |
| 01:00:15 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:00:16 |
and there's two guys goin', |
| 01:00:19 |
So they're punchin' up at me... |
| 01:00:20 |
I got both elbows down like this. |
| 01:00:22 |
Pull both their hair... |
| 01:00:24 |
and I made them both |
| 01:00:25 |
So they're both blind, |
| 01:00:27 |
# Against all odds # |
| 01:00:31 |
# Infiltrate, oh, storm the gate! # |
| 01:00:33 |
What the fuck? |
| 01:00:36 |
# Two air vents on the roof # |
| 01:00:38 |
# That's what the guy was talkin' a... shit! # |
| 01:00:41 |
- Fuck! |
| 01:00:45 |
# Infiltrate, storm the gate! # |
| 01:00:48 |
# Storm the gate! # |
| 01:00:51 |
# Storm the gate! # |
| 01:00:55 |
Ow! |
| 01:00:56 |
God damn it! Aah! |
| 01:01:00 |
God! That was KG's fault. |
| 01:01:00 |
God! That was KG's fault. |
| 01:01:02 |
If he'd been here |
| 01:01:04 |
he coulda lowered me down |
| 01:01:05 |
but dick-ass |
| 01:01:07 |
And you know when I go quadruple |
| 01:01:10 |
"Dude, can I come back |
| 01:01:14 |
And I'll be like, |
| 01:01:16 |
And then he'll be like... |
| 01:01:17 |
Can you hear me? |
| 01:01:18 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:01:21 |
You're sayin' ho's before bro's. |
| 01:01:22 |
Well, that's not how I roll, asshole. |
| 01:01:24 |
JB, it's KG. Do you read me? |
| 01:01:30 |
What do you want, non-rocker? |
| 01:01:32 |
This line is reserved for rockers only... |
| 01:01:34 |
so I can't really talk |
| 01:01:36 |
Sex, drugs, and then rock & roll. |
| 01:01:38 |
In that order. |
| 01:01:40 |
You're a fuckin' traitor. |
| 01:01:42 |
You bailed on me, |
| 01:01:44 |
Where the fuck are you? |
| 01:01:48 |
I'm in the air duct, dude. |
| 01:01:54 |
- Dude. I totally missed you. |
| 01:02:11 |
I just heard a noise. |
| 01:02:13 |
I am trippin' |
| 01:02:15 |
Are you stoned? |
| 01:02:17 |
Listen. |
| 01:02:21 |
Uh, I just heard a noise. |
| 01:02:23 |
- I'm gonna go check it out. |
| 01:02:25 |
Mm. |
| 01:02:47 |
Uh... |
| 01:02:52 |
Classic Rock is clear. |
| 01:02:53 |
I'm gonna go check out Punk. |
| 01:02:55 |
And if I find anybody in there... |
| 01:02:57 |
I'm gonna pop a fuckin' cap |
| 01:03:01 |
I'm gonna call it self-defense. |
| 01:03:03 |
Hello? |
| 01:03:06 |
I'm on my own. |
| 01:03:18 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:03:22 |
Dude, you heard that guy. |
| 01:03:23 |
He's gonna shoot us. Let's bail. |
| 01:03:25 |
No. We're too close. |
| 01:03:27 |
That pick is in one of these rooms... |
| 01:03:28 |
and we're not leavin' here |
| 01:03:30 |
Dude, look at this place. |
| 01:03:31 |
It's huge. We're never |
| 01:03:33 |
Follow me. We are the shadows. |
| 01:03:36 |
They'll never find what cannot be seen. |
| 01:04:18 |
Center. |
| 01:04:24 |
Picks, picks. |
| 01:04:25 |
Where do they keep their fuckin' picks? |
| 01:04:27 |
It's gotta be in the Guitar Gods room. |
| 01:04:29 |
- Where's that? |
| 01:04:30 |
At the top of Guitarway to Heaven. |
| 01:05:12 |
There it is. |
| 01:05:17 |
Fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dong. |
| 01:05:20 |
- Let's go get it. |
| 01:05:24 |
Lasers. |
| 01:05:26 |
They'll slice you to pieces. |
| 01:05:28 |
Sizzlelean. |
| 01:05:30 |
You stay here and keep a lookout. |
| 01:05:32 |
Wh... What are you gonna do? |
| 01:05:34 |
I'm goin' in there and gettin' that pick. |
| 01:05:40 |
# Danger # |
| 01:05:43 |
# Laser # |
| 01:05:46 |
# Tetris # |
| 01:05:50 |
# lmpossible # |
| 01:05:51 |
Be careful. |
| 01:05:53 |
# Q-Bert # |
| 01:05:56 |
# Frogger # |
| 01:05:58 |
Uh! Uh! |
| 01:05:59 |
# Dig Dug # |
| 01:06:02 |
# Marble Madness # |
| 01:06:06 |
# Centipede # |
| 01:06:08 |
# Millipede # |
| 01:06:09 |
# Tenacious # |
| 01:06:11 |
You got it. |
| 01:06:13 |
# Lmpossible # |
| 01:06:15 |
# lmpossible # |
| 01:06:19 |
Can't... reach... pick. |
| 01:06:22 |
Surrounded by lasers. |
| 01:06:24 |
Focus, Jables. |
| 01:06:28 |
Use all your mental powers. |
| 01:06:32 |
Wait. |
| 01:06:36 |
I think it might deactivate the lasers... |
| 01:06:39 |
But I can't reach it. |
| 01:06:41 |
The cock. |
| 01:06:43 |
Use the cock. |
| 01:06:56 |
Come on, helmet head. |
| 01:06:58 |
Get it up. |
| 01:07:01 |
# Cock # |
| 01:07:03 |
Ooh. |
| 01:07:06 |
# Cock, cock, cock # |
| 01:07:10 |
# Cock, cock, cock # |
| 01:07:11 |
Aaah! Mmm! |
| 01:07:13 |
- # Cock, cock, cock, cock # |
| 01:07:16 |
- # Cock # |
| 01:07:19 |
Oh, yeah! |
| 01:07:32 |
Let's finish this. |
| 01:07:39 |
# Hey, hey, hey, |
| 01:07:41 |
# Prekeh-goo-goo-boo |
| 01:07:44 |
Aaah! |
| 01:07:46 |
Fuck. |
| 01:07:47 |
I can't reach it. |
| 01:07:49 |
- I can't reach it. |
| 01:07:52 |
Aaaaah! |
| 01:07:54 |
That's it, that's it. |
| 01:07:55 |
I got it! I got it! Aaah! |
| 01:07:57 |
- Aaah! Aaah! |
| 01:08:02 |
Ah! Aaah! Oh! Aaah! |
| 01:08:08 |
- Uh... |
| 01:08:09 |
Ha ha ha ha! |
| 01:08:13 |
Aaaaaah! |
| 01:08:17 |
Haul ass! |
| 01:08:22 |
Aaaaaah! |
| 01:08:25 |
Aaaaaah! |
| 01:08:31 |
Halt! Stop! |
| 01:08:38 |
- Stop! |
| 01:08:43 |
Power slide! |
| 01:08:52 |
# Yeah! # |
| 01:09:04 |
- Oh, damn! |
| 01:09:06 |
- That was awesome. |
| 01:09:09 |
I've never fired a gun before, |
| 01:09:14 |
Aah! Oh, God! Oh! |
| 01:09:15 |
Oh! Hold up! |
| 01:09:18 |
- We got it! |
| 01:09:20 |
Let's get the fuck outta here. |
| 01:09:21 |
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! |
| 01:09:24 |
Nice work, boys. |
| 01:09:26 |
Now, toss that pick over here, |
| 01:09:31 |
Or I will cut you from hole to hole. |
| 01:09:35 |
Then you might as well kill us, man... |
| 01:09:37 |
'cause there is no way in hell... |
| 01:09:39 |
we're givin' you this fuckin' pick. |
| 01:09:41 |
OK. |
| 01:09:42 |
So be it. |
| 01:09:44 |
Come over here. |
| 01:09:46 |
I'm going to fucking stab you. |
| 01:09:50 |
What? |
| 01:09:53 |
No. We're not comin' over there. |
| 01:09:55 |
Fine. |
| 01:09:55 |
Stay where you are, then. |
| 01:09:58 |
I'm going to come over there. |
| 01:10:00 |
I am going to slice out |
| 01:10:05 |
And then I am going to stick |
| 01:10:09 |
and then I will take your balls... |
| 01:10:10 |
and I will put them in your eyeholes! |
| 01:10:13 |
Dude, we could totally outrun him. |
| 01:10:14 |
Totally, let's bail. |
| 01:10:16 |
N... No, wait! Co... Come back here! |
| 01:10:19 |
Gaaah! |
| 01:10:20 |
Come back with my pick! |
| 01:10:23 |
It belongs to me! |
| 01:10:26 |
Freeze! |
| 01:10:28 |
Catch me if you can. |
| 01:10:34 |
Aaah..shit! |
| 01:10:36 |
# Kings! # |
| 01:10:40 |
Yeah! Yeah! |
| 01:10:45 |
Whoo! |
| 01:10:47 |
Fifty miles to Los Angeles. |
| 01:10:48 |
- We did it! |
| 01:10:50 |
- Yeah! |
| 01:10:51 |
I'm surprised no one even chased us. |
| 01:10:52 |
We got away scot-free. |
| 01:10:54 |
- You fuckin' rule. |
| 01:10:57 |
Yeah, but I couldn't have done it |
| 01:11:00 |
Dude, let's see the pick. |
| 01:11:01 |
- Oh, shit. |
| 01:11:04 |
Yes! Ha ha ha! |
| 01:11:06 |
- Look at how awesome it is! |
| 01:11:06 |
- Now we have the power. |
| 01:11:08 |
We shall carry on its ancient legacy. |
| 01:11:10 |
Dude, we are gonna smoke |
| 01:11:13 |
at the open mic night tonight. |
| 01:11:14 |
- That money is ours! |
| 01:11:19 |
Yeah, I got some, uh, fellas |
| 01:11:23 |
- Oh, fuck. It's the cops. |
| 01:11:25 |
Pull over. Pull over. It's cool. |
| 01:11:26 |
- OK. |
| 01:11:28 |
All right. Just play it cool. |
| 01:11:30 |
M'kay? They got nothin' on us. |
| 01:11:32 |
Let's just be mellow, OK? |
| 01:11:38 |
What're you doing? No! |
| 01:11:39 |
What the fuck are you doing? |
| 01:11:40 |
This is Officer Mackenzie, |
| 01:11:42 |
Assailants turning south |
| 01:11:44 |
I'm in pursuit. |
| 01:11:45 |
Oh, God damn it, Kyle! |
| 01:11:47 |
# Car chase city, |
| 01:11:49 |
- I want out! |
| 01:11:50 |
# Now it's totally lame # |
| 01:11:52 |
# KG really fuckin' |
| 01:11:53 |
# Now we're fuckin' headed |
| 01:11:55 |
# Car chase city, |
| 01:11:56 |
# Thought that we wasn't |
| 01:11:59 |
# Car chase city, |
| 01:12:01 |
# Car chase city, |
| 01:12:03 |
- # Now it's gettin' hairy # |
| 01:12:04 |
- # So we're changin' the key # |
| 01:12:06 |
# Never underestimate |
| 01:12:07 |
# KG fuckin' put his foot on the gas # |
| 01:12:09 |
# If I go to prison, |
| 01:12:10 |
# Fuck this shit, it's gone too far # |
| 01:12:12 |
# Kage, pull over, |
| 01:12:14 |
The car is severely damaged. |
| 01:12:17 |
The perpetrators appear to be |
| 01:12:20 |
driving a blue Cutlass Supreme. |
| 01:12:21 |
# Car chase city, |
| 01:12:23 |
# KG blew it now we're goin' insane # |
| 01:12:25 |
# Let's rock, let's roll, |
| 01:12:28 |
Let's go now to Mark in Skycop... |
| 01:12:32 |
God damn it! |
| 01:12:35 |
- Yeah? |
| 01:12:38 |
- Fuck! |
| 01:12:40 |
I'm just checkin' in. |
| 01:12:42 |
Yeah, we're cool. We're super cool. |
| 01:12:44 |
Ah! Ahh! |
| 01:12:46 |
Um, where are you guys? |
| 01:12:47 |
We're, uh, we're at the drive-in. |
| 01:12:49 |
We're watchin this bitchin' movie. |
| 01:12:51 |
It's, uh, Cop Chase 3. |
| 01:12:53 |
Aaaaaah! |
| 01:12:57 |
Uh, no. I haven't seen that one. |
| 01:12:57 |
Whoa! |
| 01:12:59 |
Sounds scary, though. |
| 01:13:02 |
Yeah. Uh, it's really fucking scary. |
| 01:13:05 |
I'm shaking right now, I'm so scared. |
| 01:13:07 |
Cool. Well, how was that, uh... |
| 01:13:09 |
big power meeting you guys had? |
| 01:13:11 |
Awesome. I'll tell you about it later. |
| 01:13:13 |
You're makin' us miss the movie. |
| 01:13:16 |
I think I lost em! |
| 01:13:22 |
Gaah! |
| 01:13:24 |
# Gas! Brakes! # |
| 01:13:27 |
# Spinnin' donuts, |
| 01:13:29 |
I can do this. |
| 01:13:31 |
# Flip flip! # |
| 01:13:33 |
- # Gas # |
| 01:13:35 |
- # Nitro! # |
| 01:13:37 |
# Aaaaah! # |
| 01:13:56 |
We're gonna need |
| 01:13:58 |
These guys are toast. |
| 01:14:06 |
Let's get the fuck outta here. |
| 01:14:08 |
Let's go. |
| 01:14:10 |
Uh, which way, which way? |
| 01:14:11 |
OK, where? |
| 01:14:12 |
That way! That way! |
| 01:14:17 |
This is it, I think. |
| 01:14:19 |
Uh! Oooh! Uh! |
| 01:14:22 |
- Lemme sneak a peek. |
| 01:14:27 |
Uh! Huh. |
| 01:14:29 |
- This is it. |
| 01:14:36 |
C'mon. |
| 01:14:38 |
Oh, fuck. |
| 01:14:39 |
- Let's do this. |
| 01:14:41 |
Hey. Hey. |
| 01:14:42 |
Hey, guys, you're runnin' a little late. |
| 01:14:44 |
There's one spot left. |
| 01:14:45 |
What we got's gonna turn |
| 01:14:47 |
Dust off the stage, |
| 01:14:52 |
OK, big shots. |
| 01:14:54 |
You're up whenever you're ready. |
| 01:14:55 |
Let's blister this asshole. |
| 01:14:57 |
Jack, wait! You got the pick? |
| 01:14:59 |
Yeah. Got it right here. |
| 01:15:01 |
Maybe I should use it tonight |
| 01:15:03 |
I should use it tonight. |
| 01:15:06 |
Huh! It's a guitar pick. |
| 01:15:09 |
OK, dude, don't freak out on me. |
| 01:15:10 |
Let's just work this out rationally, OK? |
| 01:15:12 |
We'll take turns with it. |
| 01:15:13 |
I'll use it now, you'll use it later. |
| 01:15:15 |
I'm not freakin' out, |
| 01:15:18 |
Now, just let me hold it |
| 01:15:20 |
You're never gonna use |
| 01:15:22 |
Aaah! |
| 01:15:24 |
Aaaah! |
| 01:15:26 |
- No! |
| 01:15:27 |
You guys, the crowd's |
| 01:15:29 |
- No! |
| 01:15:31 |
What's goin' on? |
| 01:15:31 |
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, |
| 01:15:33 |
We can't go on. |
| 01:15:35 |
We had the demon's pick... |
| 01:15:37 |
but then we broke it... |
| 01:15:40 |
and now our masterpiece |
| 01:15:41 |
We can't pay the rent because |
| 01:15:45 |
Come on, get up, get up. |
| 01:15:47 |
Come on, come on. Stand up. |
| 01:15:50 |
You guys, having |
| 01:15:54 |
isn't gonna make |
| 01:15:57 |
because Satan's not |
| 01:15:59 |
he's inside all of us. |
| 01:16:00 |
He's in here. |
| 01:16:01 |
In your hearts. |
| 01:16:04 |
He's what makes us |
| 01:16:07 |
exercise, or tell the truth. |
| 01:16:09 |
He's what makes us want to party... |
| 01:16:11 |
and have sex with each other |
| 01:16:15 |
He's that little voice in your mind... |
| 01:16:17 |
that says, "Fuck you" |
| 01:16:20 |
Now, you can stay out here |
| 01:16:24 |
and cry like babies. |
| 01:16:27 |
Or you can go in there |
| 01:16:32 |
So, what's it gonna be? |
| 01:16:36 |
Let's go in there and show 'em |
| 01:16:40 |
Yeah. |
| 01:16:41 |
I already got a guitar pick anyways. |
| 01:16:47 |
C'mon. |
| 01:17:23 |
Dude, we can still use the pick. |
| 01:17:25 |
You use one half, I'll use the other. |
| 01:17:27 |
There's still some juice |
| 01:17:28 |
- You know what I mean? |
| 01:17:29 |
Where is that? |
| 01:17:30 |
Aaaah! |
| 01:17:41 |
# I am complete # |
| 01:17:44 |
# Fu-uck # |
| 01:17:48 |
# Yes, you are fucked # |
| 01:17:50 |
# Shit out of luck # |
| 01:17:51 |
# Now I'm complete |
| 01:17:54 |
# This world will be mine # |
| 01:17:57 |
# And you're first in line # |
| 01:17:58 |
# You brought me the pick |
| 01:18:02 |
# Wait, wait, wait, |
| 01:18:09 |
# We challenge you |
| 01:18:16 |
# Give us one chance |
| 01:18:23 |
# Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! # |
| 01:18:28 |
# The demon code prevents me # |
| 01:18:31 |
# From declining |
| 01:18:35 |
# What are your terms? # |
| 01:18:38 |
# What's the ca-a-atch? # |
| 01:18:42 |
# If we win you must take |
| 01:18:51 |
# And also you will have |
| 01:19:00 |
# And what if I win? # |
| 01:19:05 |
# Then you can take |
| 01:19:10 |
What? |
| 01:19:11 |
Trust me, Kage. |
| 01:19:13 |
It's the only way. |
| 01:19:14 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:19:15 |
# To be your little bitch # |
| 01:19:19 |
Fine! |
| 01:19:21 |
# Let the rock-off begin! # |
| 01:19:24 |
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| 01:19:31 |
# I'm the Devil, I love metal # |
| 01:19:38 |
# Check this riff, |
| 01:19:45 |
# I'm the Devil, |
| 01:19:48 |
# Whatever I've got, |
| 01:19:51 |
# There's never been |
| 01:19:59 |
# I can't wait to take |
| 01:20:03 |
# I'm gonna fill him |
| 01:20:07 |
# I'll make you squeal |
| 01:20:13 |
# No! # |
| 01:20:17 |
Come on, Kage! |
| 01:20:19 |
Let's fight his music with our music. |
| 01:20:23 |
# There's just no way |
| 01:20:26 |
- # That was a masterpiece # |
| 01:20:28 |
# He rocks too hard |
| 01:20:31 |
Goddamnit, Kage. |
| 01:20:33 |
# He gonna make you |
| 01:20:35 |
# You gonna gargle mayonnaise # |
| 01:20:37 |
- No. |
| 01:20:39 |
# A massive monster mamojam # |
| 01:20:42 |
# Dude, we've been |
| 01:20:46 |
# Deactivated lasers |
| 01:20:48 |
# Now it's time |
| 01:20:54 |
# Come on, Kage, now |
| 01:20:57 |
# I hear ya, Jables, now |
| 01:21:00 |
# Light up the stage 'cause |
| 01:21:03 |
# We'll bend you over then we'll |
| 01:21:06 |
# Now we've got |
| 01:21:09 |
# He's gonna rape me |
| 01:21:12 |
# C'mon, Kage 'cause it's time |
| 01:21:15 |
# Ooooh we'll pile-drive ya, |
| 01:21:18 |
# Hey, Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss # |
| 01:21:20 |
# We know your weakness # |
| 01:21:22 |
# Our rock it sauce # |
| 01:21:23 |
# We rock the Casbah, |
| 01:21:26 |
# We will defeat you |
| 01:21:29 |
# You hold the scepter, |
| 01:21:32 |
# You are the Devil, |
| 01:21:35 |
# We are the D, |
| 01:21:37 |
# We are the D, we are the D, |
| 01:21:40 |
# We are the D, |
| 01:21:43 |
# We are the D, we are the D, |
| 01:21:46 |
# We are the D, |
| 01:21:51 |
You guys are fuckin' lame! |
| 01:21:52 |
C'mon, Kage, |
| 01:21:56 |
Taste my lightning, fucker. |
| 01:21:58 |
Nooo! |
| 01:22:00 |
Ow! |
| 01:22:02 |
Fuck! My fuckin' horn! |
| 01:22:05 |
- Oh, no! |
| 01:22:07 |
you shall remain, |
| 01:22:11 |
Nooo! |
| 01:22:22 |
Fuck you, Kage! |
| 01:22:25 |
And fuck you, Jables. |
| 01:22:28 |
I'll get you, Tenacious D! |
| 01:22:51 |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| 01:22:55 |
We did it, dude. |
| 01:22:57 |
We beat the Devil. |
| 01:22:59 |
With our rock. |
| 01:23:01 |
Ha ha ha! So good. |
| 01:23:02 |
Aaah, man, that was |
| 01:23:06 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 01:23:07 |
It was, like, |
| 01:23:10 |
It was, wasn't it? |
| 01:23:11 |
- How did it go? |
| 01:23:17 |
- I can't remember. |
| 01:23:19 |
You know what? Let's just |
| 01:23:22 |
Good idea, rage Kage. |
| 01:23:25 |
- Bust out the BOD. |
| 01:23:28 |
The Bong of Destiny. |
| 01:23:29 |
Good call. |
| 01:23:31 |
Whoa. |
| 01:23:36 |
Take it to the head, bitch. |
| 01:23:38 |
Draws like a pencil. |
| 01:23:42 |
Press record. |
| 01:23:46 |
Ooooh! |
| 01:23:48 |
- Ha ha ha! |
| 01:23:50 |
Now let's rock it. |
| 01:23:52 |
One, two, three. |
| 01:23:54 |
# 'Cause it's |
| 01:23:58 |
# You know we will be rockin' |
| 01:24:01 |
# It's just the Pick of Destiny, child # |
| 01:24:05 |
# More precious than |
| 01:24:09 |
# In Venice Beach |
| 01:24:13 |
# When he was buskin' |
| 01:24:17 |
# He met Jables |
| 01:24:21 |
# All the techniques |
| 01:24:23 |
# Cock push-ups |
| 01:24:27 |
# Gig simulation, |
| 01:24:31 |
# They formed a band |
| 01:24:34 |
# And then they got |
| 01:24:37 |
# 'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child # |
| 01:24:41 |
# You know we will be rockin' |
| 01:24:44 |
# It's just the Pick of Destiny, child # |
| 01:24:48 |
# Our tasty grooves are better |
| 01:24:51 |
# 'Cause he who is sleazy |
| 01:24:55 |
# And she who is juicy |
| 01:24:59 |
# And he who is groovy will |
| 01:25:05 |
# The wizard and the demon |
| 01:25:09 |
# The demon almost killed him |
| 01:25:13 |
# But then it broke his tooth |
| 01:25:16 |
# 'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child # |
| 01:25:20 |
# You know we will be rockin' |
| 01:25:23 |
# It's just the Pick of Destiny, child # |
| 01:25:27 |
# You know our movie's |
| 01:25:31 |
# 'Cause he who's a geezer |
| 01:25:34 |
# And she who is snarky |
| 01:25:38 |
# And he who is groovy must |
| 01:25:53 |
# Oh, 'cause if you're a diva |
| 01:25:58 |
# And if you're a crony |
| 01:26:01 |
# And if you are groovy |
| 01:26:05 |
# It's called the Pick of Destiny # |
| 01:26:09 |
# The Pick of Destiny # |
| 01:26:12 |
# The Pick of Destiny # |
| 01:26:22 |
# You can't kill the metal # |
| 01:26:26 |
# The metal will live on # |
| 01:26:30 |
# Punk rock tried to kill the metal # |
| 01:26:34 |
# But they failed as they |
| 01:26:39 |
# New wave tried to kill the metal # |
| 01:26:42 |
# But they failed as they were |
| 01:26:47 |
# Grunge tried to kill the metal # |
| 01:26:50 |
Ah ha ha ha! |
| 01:26:52 |
# They failed as they were |
| 01:26:59 |
# Aaaah! # |
| 01:27:03 |
# Yeah! # |
| 01:27:07 |
# Aaaah! # |
| 01:27:11 |
# Yeah! # |
| 01:27:13 |
# Diddle-iddle-iddle, |
| 01:27:15 |
# No one can destroy the metal # |
| 01:27:19 |
# The metal will strike you down |
| 01:27:23 |
# We are the vanquished foes of the metal # |
| 01:27:27 |
# We tried to win, |
| 01:27:31 |
# New wave |
| 01:27:35 |
# But the metal had its way # |
| 01:27:39 |
# Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal # |
| 01:27:43 |
# But metal was in the way # |
| 01:27:48 |
# Punk rock tried to destroy the metal # |
| 01:27:51 |
# But metal was much too strong # |
| 01:27:56 |
# Techno tried to defile the metal # |
| 01:28:00 |
# But techno was proven wrong, yeah! # |
| 01:28:08 |
# Metal! # |
| 01:28:12 |
# It comes from Hell! # |
| 01:29:11 |
All right, man. |
| 01:29:13 |
This is it. |
| 01:29:15 |
Don't make a sound |
| 01:29:19 |
Not a fuckin' sound. |
| 01:29:23 |
Wait. |
| 01:29:24 |
How will I know if it's a masterpiece? |
| 01:29:28 |
You'll feel it. |
| 01:29:29 |
And if you feel it, |
| 01:29:46 |
Aaah! |
| 01:29:48 |
OK. |
| 01:30:02 |
Thought I felt somethin' |
| 01:30:05 |
Let's hear that back. |
| 01:23:58 |
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