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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
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Sottotitoli dei brani musicali rippati e sincronizzati da |
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A long-ass fucking time ago |
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There lived a humble family, |
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But hey, |
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And he knew just what to do |
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His name was Young JB |
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A vision he did see of |
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He wrote a tasty jam |
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Oh, the dragon's balls |
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As I stepped into his cave |
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Then I sliced |
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With my long and shiny blade |
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'Twas I who |
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Fucka lye, sing, fucka loo |
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And if you try |
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Then I shall fuck you too |
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Gotta get it on |
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I gots to shoot a load |
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Gotta lick a toad |
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Gotta suck a choad |
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You disobeyed my orders, son, |
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Your brother's 10 times |
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Jesus loves him more |
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This music |
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Comes from |
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Rock & roll's |
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He wants you to rebel |
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You'll become |
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Beelzebub |
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Your heart |
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And chaos it will bring |
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You better shut your mouth, |
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You're grounded for a week |
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Don't let me hear you cry, |
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You gotta praise the Lord |
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Dio, can you hear me? |
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I'm asking for your guidance |
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Won't you come down |
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I need the tight compadre |
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My father thinks you're evil, |
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Rock is not the Devil's work, |
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I'll never rock as long as |
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I hear you, |
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You are hungry for the rock |
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But to learn |
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Secret doors you must unlock |
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Escape your |
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And this oppressive |
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On a journey you must go |
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In the city of fallen angels |
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Where the ocean |
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You will form |
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And the world's |
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To find your |
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Through the valley |
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You will face your inner demons |
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Now go, my son, and rock! |
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So he bailed |
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With hunger in his heart |
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And he journeyed far and wide |
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But in the end he knew that |
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Rock |
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Ro-o-o-ck |
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Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o |
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Hey-yeah-hey-yeah-hey-yeah- |
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Rock! |
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Tenacious D, Tenacious D |
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D, D, D, D |
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Oh, oh, oh, oh |
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Tenacious |
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Tenacious D, Tenacious D |
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Tenacious D, Tenacious D |
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Tenacious D |
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Tenacious D, |
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Ten is ten, is ten, |
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Can't you see he's the man? |
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Let me hear you applaud |
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He's more than a man, |
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If you think |
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It's time to fucking rock |
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And fucking roll out of control |
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Well, then you know |
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You fucking suck my fucking cock |
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'Cause when you rule, |
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All of the fools |
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'Cause if you think it's time to, |
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If you think |
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He is going |
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To kick your fucking ass |
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And you know |
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Rocking and fucking rolling |
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And fucking rocking |
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And fucking |
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Rip-rip-dip-diddley-diddley |
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Be-dop-bop-bop, |
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Be-dop-bop-bop, |
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Bip-bip-bip-biddle-biddle-boo, |
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Boo, boo, boo, |
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Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-baah! |
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Bip, bip, bip, bip, |
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Bip, bip, bip, bip-be-doo! |
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Well, I can't get |
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No matter how hard I try |
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'Cause it's cold |
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And the moon cannot light |
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And Daddy's gone |
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I'm just a baby |
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Aaah-hah-hah-hah |
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Ride the tiger! |
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You can see his stripes |
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It could have been disaster |
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Till the pupil found his master |
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Something rhymes with master |
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He's teaching |
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Doo-doo-doo- |
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I'm cleaning this apartment |
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'Cause it's gonna |
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Get into |
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Roodle-oodle-doo, |
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Roodle-oodle-doo-doo-doo |
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Ding-ding-a-ding- |
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His fingers move |
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Within my mind |
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I'm proud to be |
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He teaches me |
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Beseeches me |
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And when I've learned |
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Then I'll know the |
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The Kyle Gass a-Project |
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All right! |
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He'd turn me to a diamond |
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Yeah yeah yeah |
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You're teaching me |
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Whoa! |
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They must pay the rent |
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With their rock |
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Oh-ohhhh, oh, oh |
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We ride with kings |
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Across the Devil's plain |
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We've walked |
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He did not die in vain |
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No! |
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We've run with wolves, |
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We even stopped a moving train |
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We've traveled through |
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To rock this house again |
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Rock! |
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We ride and we ride |
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We'll ride |
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And if you say that |
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I'll tan your fucking hide |
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Ride! |
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Kyle's fingers be silver |
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Jack's voice then be gold |
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But lest you think we're vain |
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We know you're all robots |
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Tenacious D |
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We reign! |
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We reign |
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Supreme, oh God! |
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Burrito supreme |
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And a chicken supreme |
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And a Cutlass Supreme |
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Supreme, yeah |
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Gonna count one, two, three |
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Supreme, yeah |
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Gonna count one, two, three |
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Supre--ee--eme |
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Gonna count one, two, three |
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Burrito supreme |
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And a chicken supreme |
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And a Cutlass Supreme |
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Supreme! |
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A masterpiece, a masterpiece |
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They've got to write a masterpiece |
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Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh |
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Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh yeah! |
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- I do not need |
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- A microphone |
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- My voice is fucking |
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Powerful |
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Ahh, yeah! |
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Ah, ahh, yeah! |
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- I did not mean |
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- To blow your mind |
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But that shit happens to me |
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- Now, take a look |
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- Tell me what you see |
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We got the Pick of Destiny--y--y |
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Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh |
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Found where the Sasquatch hide |
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In the misty mountainside |
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He's got shiny diamonds |
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Look into the Sasquatch eye |
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Then you know |
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Sasquatch is my daddy |
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Half man and half machine |
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On the cover of a magazine |
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Bigfoot is my father |
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These lyrics don't make sense |
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Think I've found the evidence |
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That yeti is my papa |
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Me! |
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Dude, I totally miss you |
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I really fuckin' miss you |
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I'm all alone all the time |
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All the time |
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Dude, I totally miss you |
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The things we did together |
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Where have you gone? |
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Totally miss the honesty |
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And honestly I totally miss |
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Dude, I totally miss you |
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I totally miss you |
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Dude, I totally miss you |
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Aaaah |
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Aaaah |
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Aaaah-aaaah-aaaah |
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Dude, I totally miss you |
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All the t-i-i-ime |
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The mission is clear |
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I'm goin' over there |
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I'm goin' to do the mission |
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I'm going to flip around the corner |
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And then l--Oh, no, the camera! |
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Stay back here, devise a plan |
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Dive into the bushes |
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Against all odds |
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lnfiltrate, storm the gate! |
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Storm the gate! |
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- Ninja style, Samurai |
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- Metal pole, climb that shit |
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Climb into that motherfucker |
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Now I'm climbin' up, up on a roof |
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I've got catlike reflexes, flip-- |
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Against all odds |
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lnfiltrate, oh, storm the gate! |
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Two air vents on the roof |
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That's what the guy was talkin' a--shit! |
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Electric eye |
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lnfiltrate, storm the gate! |
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Storm the gate! |
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Storm the gate! |
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Danger |
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Laser |
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Tetris |
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lmpossible |
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Q-Bert |
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Frogger |
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Dig Dug |
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Marble Madness |
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Centipede |
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Millipede |
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Tenacious |
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lmpossible |
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lmpossible |
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Cock |
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Cock, cock, cock |
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Cock, cock, cock |
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Cock, cock, cock, cock |
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Cock |
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Car chase city, |
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It was all groovy |
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Now it's totally lame |
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KG really fuckin' |
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Now we're fuckin' headed |
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Car chase city, |
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Thought that we wasn't |
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Car chase city, |
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Car chase city, |
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Now it's gettin' hairy |
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So we're changin' the key |
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Never underestimate |
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KG fuckin' put his foot on the gas |
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If I go to prison, |
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Fuck this shit, it's gone too far |
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Kage, pull over, |
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Car chase city, |
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KG blew it now we're goin' insane |
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Let's rock, let's roll, |
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Gas! Brakes! |
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Spinnin' donuts, |
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Flip flip! |
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Gas |
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Nitro! |
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Aaaaah! |
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Fu-uck |
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Yes, you are fucked |
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Shit out of luck |
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Now I'm complete |
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This world will be mine |
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And you're first in line |
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You brought me the pick |
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Wait, wait, wait, |
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We challenge you |
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Give us one chance |
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! |
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The demon code prevents me |
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From declining |
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What are your terms? |
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What's the ca-a-atch? |
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If we win you must take |
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And also you will have |
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And what if I win? |
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Then you can take |
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To be your little bitch |
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I'm the Devil, I love metal |
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Check this riff, |
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I'm the Devil, |
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Whatever I've got, |
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There's never been |
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I can't wait to take |
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I'm gonna fill him |
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I'll make you squeal |
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No! |
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There's just no way |
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That was a masterpiece |
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He rocks too hard |
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He gonna make you |
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You gonna gargle mayonnaise |
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Unless we bust |
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A massive monster mamojam |
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Dude, we've been |
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Deactivated lasers |
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Now it's time |
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Come on, Kage, now |
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I hear ya, Jables, now |
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Light up the stage 'cause |
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We'll bend you over then we'll |
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Now we've got |
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He's gonna rape me |
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C'mon, Kage 'cause it's time |
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Ooooh we'll pile-drive ya, |
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Hey, Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss |
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We know your weakness |
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Our rock it sauce |
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We rock the Casbah, |
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We will defeat you |
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You hold the scepter, |
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You are the Devil, |
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We are the D, |
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We are the D, we are the D, |
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We are the D, |
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We are the D, we are the D, |
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We are the D, |
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'Cause it's |
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You know we will be rockin' |
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It's just the Pick of Destiny, child |
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More precious than |
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In Venice Beach |
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When he was buskin' |
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He met Jables |
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All the techniques |
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Cock push-ups |
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Gig simulation, |
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They formed a band |
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And then they got |
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'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child |
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You know we will be rockin' |
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It's just the Pick of Destiny, child |
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Our tasty grooves are better |
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'Cause he who is sleazy |
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And she who is juicy |
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And he who is groovy will |
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The wizard and the demon |
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The demon almost killed him |
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But then it broke his tooth |
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'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child |
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You know we will be rockin' |
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It's just the Pick of Destiny, child |
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You know our movie's |
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'Cause he who's a geezer |
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And she who is snarky |
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And he who is groovy must |
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Oh, 'cause if you're a diva |
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And if you're a crony |
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And if you are groovy |
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It's called the Pick of Destiny |
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The Pick of Destiny |
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The Pick of Destiny |
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You can't kill the metal |
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The metal will live on |
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Punk rock tried to kill the metal |
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But they failed as they |
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New wave tried to kill the metal |
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But they failed as they were |
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Grunge tried to kill the metal |
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Ah ha ha ha! |
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They failed as they were |
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Aaaah! |
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Yeah! |
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Aaaah! |
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Yeah! |
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Diddle-iddle-iddle, |
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No one can destroy the metal |
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The metal will strike you down |
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We are the vanquished foes of the metal |
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We tried to win, |
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New wave |
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But the metal had its way |
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Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal |
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But metal was in the way |
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Punk rock tried to destroy the metal |
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But metal was much too strong |
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Techno tried to defile the metal |
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But techno was proven wrong, yeah! |
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Metal! |
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It comes from Hell! |
