The Breakfast Club

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00:00:50 # Won't you
00:00:54 #I'll be alone
00:00:59 # Tell me
00:01:03 # Givin'me everything
00:01:07 #Love's strange
00:01:11 # Think of the tender things
00:01:16 #Slow change
00:01:20 # When the light gets
00:01:25 #Don't you #
00:01:28 #Forget about me #
00:01:31 #Don't, don't
00:01:34 #Don't you #
00:01:36 #Forget about me #
00:01:42 # Will you stand above me #
00:01:47 #Look my way
00:01:51 #Rain keeps fallin'
00:01:56 #Down, down, down ##
00:02:09 Saturday, March 24, 1984.
00:02:14 Shermer High School,
00:02:24 "Dear Mr. Vernon...
00:02:27 "We accept the fact that
00:02:30 "for whatever it was
00:02:33 "What we did was wrong...
00:02:37 "but we think you're crazy to make us
00:02:41 "What do you care?
00:02:43 "You see us
00:02:46 "in the simplest terms, with the most
00:02:50 "You see us as a brain...
00:02:53 "an athlete, a basket case...
00:02:58 "a princess...
00:03:00 "and a criminal.
00:03:03 "Correct?
00:03:08 "That's the way we saw each other
00:03:12 We were brainwashed. "
00:03:23 I can't believe
00:03:28 It's so absurd I have to
00:03:33 It's not like
00:03:36 I'll make it up to you.
00:03:37 Honey, ditching class to go shopping
00:03:41 Have a good day.
00:03:48 Is this the first time
00:03:52 Well, get in there and use the time
00:03:55 Mom, we're not supposed to study.
00:03:58 Well, mister, you figure out
00:04:03 Well, go.
00:04:11 Hey, I screwed around.
00:04:14 Guys screw around.
00:04:17 except you
00:04:21 You want to miss a match?
00:04:24 Now, no school is gonna give
00:05:57 Well, well.
00:06:02 I wanna congratulate you
00:06:04 Excuse me, sir?
00:06:08 I know it's detention but, um,
00:06:14 It is now 7:06.
00:06:18 You have exactly eight hours
00:06:23 Ponder the error
00:06:27 You may not talk.
00:06:32 You will not move
00:06:38 And you...
00:06:46 All right, people,
00:06:50 We are going to write an essay...
00:06:58 describing to me
00:07:01 And when I say essay,
00:07:06 I do not mean a single word
00:07:12 - Is that clear, Mr. Bender?
00:07:15 Good. Maybe you'll learn
00:07:19 Maybe you'll even decide
00:07:23 Uh, I can answer
00:07:26 - That'd be no for me, 'cause...
00:07:30 Thank you, sir.
00:07:34 My office is right across
00:07:38 Any questions?
00:07:42 Yeah. I got a question.
00:07:45 Does Barry Manilow know
00:07:48 I'll give you the answer to that question,
00:07:53 Don't mess with the bull,
00:07:59 That man is
00:08:34 You keep eating your hand,
00:08:39 I've seen you before,
00:08:51 Who I think I am.
00:08:54 Who are you?
00:08:57 Who are you?
00:09:01 I am a walrus.
00:09:34 It's the shits, huh?
00:10:08 I can't believe
00:10:11 Oh, shit!
00:10:13 What are we supposed to
00:10:16 If you got to go,
00:10:20 Oh, my God.
00:10:22 You're not
00:10:24 - It makes it crawl back up.
00:10:30 You're pretty sexy
00:10:36 Hey, homeboy, why don't you
00:10:39 We'll get the prom queen
00:10:43 Hey. Hey!
00:10:45 - What?
00:10:47 - Totally?
00:10:52 Why don't you shut up?
00:10:57 Really. Buttface.
00:11:00 Hey, sporto, what'd you do
00:11:04 Uh, excuse me, fellas,
00:11:07 Just because you live in here
00:11:11 So knock it off!
00:11:14 He's just doing it
00:11:18 Sweets.
00:11:21 You couldn't ignore me
00:11:26 So...
00:11:28 so...
00:11:33 are you guys like
00:11:37 Steady dates?
00:11:40 Lovers?
00:11:43 Come on, sporto.
00:11:46 Do you slip her
00:11:49 Go to hell!
00:11:51 Hey! What's going on
00:11:55 Spoiled little pricks.
00:12:03 Scumbag.
00:12:07 What do you say
00:12:10 Can't have any kind of party with Vernon
00:12:12 You know the door's
00:12:14 So what?
00:12:16 - There's four other
00:12:19 I knew you had to be smart
00:12:21 Who the hell are you
00:12:24 You know, Bender,
00:12:27 If you disappear forever,
00:12:30 You may as well not even
00:12:34 Well, I'll run right out
00:12:38 - Maybe the prep club too.
00:12:42 Nah.
00:12:45 - I'm hurt.
00:12:48 This should be stunning.
00:12:50 Oh, God. You richies are
00:12:55 - You're a big coward.
00:12:58 You're afraid that they won't
00:13:02 Well, it wouldn't have anything
00:13:08 Well, you wouldn't know.
00:13:10 Well, I don't know
00:13:13 but I'm not going to run
00:13:15 Hey, let's watch
00:13:18 Excuse me a sec.
00:13:21 What I said was that
00:13:25 uh, the Latin Club
00:13:30 Hey. Cherry.
00:13:35 Do you belong to
00:13:37 That's an academic club.
00:13:43 Academic clubs aren't the same
00:13:45 Ah, but to dorks
00:13:50 What do you guys
00:13:53 In physics, well, we talk about physics.
00:13:57 So it's sort of social.
00:14:03 I guess
00:14:06 Um, I mean, there are
00:14:10 at the end of the year, we have, um,
00:14:15 You load up. You party.
00:14:17 No. We get dressed up,
00:14:22 - Only burners like you get high.
00:14:26 It's weird 'cause my mom doesn't like me
00:14:29 My counsel kent...
00:14:33 And, you know, he started eating,
00:14:36 Then he felt like he didn't
00:14:40 - Sounds like you.
00:14:44 I got a meet this Saturday,
00:14:48 Oh, and wouldn't that
00:14:50 Missing a whole
00:14:52 You wouldn't know
00:14:54 You never competed
00:14:56 Oh, I know. I feel
00:14:59 I have such a deep admiration
00:15:03 You'd never miss it.
00:15:08 I want to be just like you.
00:15:10 I figure all I need's
00:15:15 You wear tights?
00:15:17 No, I don't wear tights.
00:15:21 - I wear the required uniform.
00:15:24 Shut up.
00:15:39 Woo!
00:15:45 There's not supposed to
00:15:48 Young man, have you
00:15:55 Come on, Bender.
00:15:57 What are you
00:16:09 All right!
00:16:11 Bender, that's-that's
00:16:15 - It's something not to be
00:16:19 You should really fix that.
00:16:21 No, you're an asshole.
00:16:24 Everyone, just shh.
00:16:27 No. Fix the door!
00:16:29 Goddamn it!
00:16:35 Why is that door closed?
00:16:40 Why is that door closed?
00:16:46 - Why?
00:16:56 Who closed that door?
00:17:00 - I think a screw fell out of it.
00:17:04 Who?
00:17:07 She doesn't talk, sir.
00:17:10 -
00:17:13 You want me to yank you
00:17:16 I don't have it.
00:17:20 Give it to me, Bender.
00:17:22 Excuse me, sir.
00:17:24 Watch it, young lady.
00:17:36 The door's
00:17:45 Damn it!
00:17:53 Andrew Clark,
00:17:56 Come on. Front and center.
00:18:00 - Hey, how come Andrew
00:18:03 If he gets up, we'll all get up.
00:18:08 Watch-Watch
00:18:15 That's very clever, sir,
00:18:21 I think violating fire codes
00:18:25 would be unwise at this juncture
00:18:27 All right. What are you doing
00:18:31 What's the matter with you?
00:18:33 You know, the school
00:18:36 - Show Dick some respect.
00:18:40 Go. Get back in your seat.
00:18:45 I expected a little more
00:18:50 You're not fooling
00:18:52 The next screw that
00:18:56 - Eat my shorts.
00:19:02 Eat... my... shorts.
00:19:06 You just bought yourself
00:19:09 - Oh, I'm crushed.
00:19:11 Well, I'm free the Saturday
00:19:15 Good! Because it's gonna be filled.
00:19:18 You want another one?
00:19:22 Instead of going to prison,
00:19:26 - Are you through?
00:19:28 I'm doing society a favor.
00:19:32 I've got you for the rest
00:19:35 You want another one?
00:19:37 You got it! You got
00:19:40 Cut it out!
00:19:42 Stop.
00:19:44 Not even close, bud.
00:19:47 - You got one more right there.
00:19:51 Another.
00:19:54 - You through?
00:19:57 That's seven, including
00:20:00 whether Barry Manilow knew
00:20:02 - Now it's eight. Stay out of it.
00:20:04 Shut up, peewee.
00:20:10 You're mine, Bender.
00:20:15 I got ya.
00:20:17 What can I say?
00:20:20 Oh, I sure that's exactly
00:20:24 You ought to spend
00:20:27 and a little less time
00:20:30 You might be better off.
00:20:34 I'm gonna be
00:20:36 The next time
00:20:53 Fuck you!
00:21:04 Fuck.
00:22:47 Wake up!
00:22:53 Who has to go
00:23:14 - That's real intelligent.
00:23:18 It's wrong
00:23:20 It's such fun to read.
00:23:23 And...
00:23:28 "Molay" really pumps my nads.
00:23:31 Molière.
00:23:35 I love his work.
00:23:46 Big deal. Nothing to do
00:23:50 Speak for yourself.
00:23:52 Do you think I'd speak for you?
00:23:58 Hey, you grounded tonight?
00:24:02 I don't know. My mom said I was.
00:24:11 There's a big party at Stubby's.
00:24:14 It should be pretty wild.
00:24:19 - I doubt it.
00:24:22 'Cause if I do what my mother
00:24:26 It's like this whole, big monster deal.
00:24:29 It's like,
00:24:31 - Who do you like better?
00:24:35 - You like your old man
00:24:38 No, I mean, if you had
00:24:43 I don't know. Probably go live
00:24:49 I mean, I don't think either one
00:24:52 - It's like they use me
00:25:04 - Shut up!
00:25:07 Yeah, if I didn't,
00:25:10 Oh, you're breaking
00:25:16 You get along
00:25:18 Well, If I say yes,
00:25:22 You're an idiot anyway.
00:25:25 But if you say you get along with
00:25:37 You know something, man?
00:25:41 Can you hear this?
00:25:44 You want me
00:25:47 Hey, fellas, I mean...
00:25:50 I don't like my parents, either.
00:25:54 I don't get along
00:25:59 is just, you know,
00:26:02 Dork.
00:26:05 You are a parent's
00:26:11 That's the problem.
00:26:14 for them making you wear
00:26:17 but, face it, you're
00:26:21 What would you be doing if
00:26:24 Why do you have to
00:26:27 I'm being honest,
00:26:29 I would expect you
00:26:33 Well, he's got a name.
00:26:35 What's your name?
00:26:38 See?
00:26:44 What's your name?
00:26:49 What's yours?
00:26:51 - Claire.
00:26:54 Claire.
00:26:56 - Oh. It's a fat girl's name.
00:26:58 You're welcome.
00:27:01 Not at present, but I can see you
00:27:03 You see, I'm not sure if you
00:27:08 there's fat people
00:27:11 and there's fat people
00:27:15 So when you look at them,
00:27:19 You see,
00:27:21 You're gonna squeeze out
00:27:27 Oh. Obscene finger gestures
00:27:32 I'm not that pristine.
00:27:38 Are you a virgin?
00:27:42 I'll bet you
00:27:49 Let's end the suspense.
00:27:51 Is it going to
00:27:55 Why don't you just shut up.
00:27:57 Have you ever kissed
00:28:02 Have you ever
00:28:04 over the bra,
00:28:08 your shoes off.'...
00:28:10 hoping to God your
00:28:15 Do you want me to puke?
00:28:19 Over the panties...
00:28:23 no bra...
00:28:27 blouse unbuttoned,
00:28:32 past 11:00 on a school night?
00:28:35 Leave her alone.
00:28:47 I said leave her alone.
00:28:52 - You gonna make me?
00:29:03 You and how many
00:29:07 Just me.
00:29:09 Just you and me.
00:29:12 Me hitting you.
00:29:24 I don't want
00:29:28 Why not?
00:29:31 Because I'd kill you.
00:29:36 It's real simple.
00:29:39 and your fucking parents
00:29:42 I don't care enough
00:29:47 Chickenshit.
00:30:00 Let's end this
00:30:02 You don't talk to her.
00:30:07 And you don't even
00:30:10 I'm trying to help her.
00:30:34 Brian, how you doing?
00:30:39 Your dad work here?
00:30:46 - Uh, Carl?
00:30:48 - Can I ask you a question?
00:30:51 - How does one become a janitor?
00:30:55 No. I just want to know
00:30:59 is very interested
00:31:03 Oh, really?
00:31:08 You guys think
00:31:11 Maybe so.
00:31:15 for the last eight years,
00:31:18 I look through your letters.
00:31:23 I listen to your conversations.
00:31:26 I am the eyes and ears of
00:31:34 By the way, that clock's
00:31:36 Shit.
00:32:25 All right, giris.
00:32:28 Here?
00:32:31 I think the cafeteria would be
00:32:34 I don't care what
00:32:39 Excuse me, Rich. Will milk
00:32:43 - We're extremely thirsty. Sir.
00:32:47 I've seen her dehydrated, sir.
00:32:50 Relax. I'll get it.
00:32:54 Grab some wood there, bub.
00:32:57 What do you think,
00:33:00 You think I'm going to
00:33:04 You.
00:33:12 And you. Hey!
00:33:15 What's her name?
00:33:18 Hey, come on.
00:33:24 There's a soft drink machine
00:33:33 So...
00:33:39 What do you drink?
00:33:43 Okay. Forget I asked.
00:33:47 Vodka.
00:33:50 Vodka?
00:33:54 Whenever.
00:33:57 A lot?
00:34:00 Is that why
00:34:04 Why are you here?
00:34:10 Um...
00:34:14 I'm here today
00:34:18 because my coach
00:34:22 I get treated differently because,
00:34:26 So does my old man.
00:34:28 I'm not a winner because
00:34:31 I'm a winner because
00:34:37 That's about how involved
00:34:41 That's very interesting.
00:34:47 Now why don't you tell me why
00:34:50 Forget it.
00:34:59 Claire? Want to see a picture
00:35:04 It's pretty tasty.
00:35:06 How do you think
00:35:11 Claire?
00:35:15 - Can't you just leave me alone?
00:35:19 was a good dancer
00:35:22 You'd probably have to
00:35:28 You know what I wish
00:35:30 Watch what you say.
00:35:32 - A cherry?
00:35:35 - to France.
00:35:38 - When have you ever gotten laid?
00:35:42 - Name one.
00:35:46 I met her at Niagara Falls.
00:35:50 Ever laid anyone around here?
00:35:52 Oh.
00:35:57 - What are you talking about?
00:36:00 Let's just drop it, okay?
00:36:02 - What are you talking about?
00:36:05 that in addition to the number of giris
00:36:08 that presently you and he
00:36:12 - Little pig.
00:36:15 John said I was a cherry,
00:36:18 Then what were you
00:36:21 - I don't appreciate this
00:36:25 You weren't motioning
00:36:28 You know he's lying, right?
00:36:32 Yeah, but it was only...
00:36:35 It was only because
00:36:40 Excuse me for
00:36:42 Why didn't you want me
00:36:45 Because it's personal business.
00:36:48 Well, Brian, it doesn't sound
00:36:50 I think it's okay
00:36:55 You do?
00:37:07 What's in there?
00:37:09 Guess.
00:37:13 You're wearing it.
00:37:31 What's that?
00:37:33 - Sushi.
00:37:37 Rice, raw fish
00:37:44 You won't accept
00:37:47 Can I eat?
00:37:50 I don't know.
00:38:29 What's your problem?
00:39:31 What are we having?
00:39:33 Uh, it's your standard,
00:39:38 Milk?
00:39:45 Uh, that's apple juice.
00:39:49 PB&J with the crusts cut off.
00:39:52 Well, Brian, this is
00:39:56 All the food groups
00:39:59 Did your mom
00:40:02 No, Mr. Johnson.
00:40:07 Here's my impressión of
00:40:15 Son?
00:40:20 How's your day, pal?
00:40:23 How's yours?
00:40:27 Say, son, how'd you like
00:40:32 Great, Dad.
00:40:37 That's all right, son.
00:40:41 Gee!
00:40:46 Dear, isn't our son swell?
00:40:52 Isn't life swell?
00:40:55 Oh.
00:40:57 Oh.
00:41:07 All right.
00:41:10 Who, mine?
00:41:22 Stupid, worthless,
00:41:27 goddamn freeloading
00:41:30 Retarded, big mouth,
00:41:36 You forgot ugly,
00:41:41 Shut up, bitch!
00:41:44 What about you, Dad?
00:41:49 No, Dad.
00:41:52 No, Dad. What about you?
00:41:55 Bam!
00:42:00 - Is that for real?
00:42:03 That's bullshit.
00:42:06 - I don't believe a word of it.
00:42:08 No.
00:42:10 Did I stutter?
00:42:20 Do you
00:42:25 It's about
00:42:29 See, this is what you get
00:42:36 I don't think that
00:42:49 Fuck!
00:43:12 - You shouldn't have said that.
00:43:16 I mean he lies about
00:43:37 Oh, shit.
00:43:40 Coffee. Looks like it's
00:43:46 Everything's polluted.
00:43:49 The coffee's polluted.
00:44:04 How do you know
00:44:07 Then how do you know
00:44:13 Being bad feels
00:44:18 What's the point
00:44:21 This is so stupid.
00:44:26 I don't know.
00:44:29 So then what are we doing?
00:44:32 and I'm beating
00:44:40 You're such a slob.
00:44:58 It's drugs.
00:45:02 Screw that, Bender.
00:45:04 Drugs.
00:45:09 That was marijuana.
00:45:14 Do you approve
00:45:28 We'll cross through the lab,
00:45:30 You better be right.
00:45:33 What did he say?
00:45:57 #Hot on the run from
00:46:03 # The man who leads the way
00:46:09 #Shell in its box from his
00:46:14 # The man who leads the way
00:46:20 Wait. Wait.
00:46:22 We have to go through
00:46:24 Hey, man, you don't know
00:46:27 We're through
00:46:30 You go where you want,
00:46:37 #He is burning #
00:46:40 #Burning in the twilight #
00:46:43 #He is turning
00:46:48 #He is burning #
00:46:52 #Fire in the twilight ##
00:46:56 Shit!
00:46:59 Fuck you. Why didn't you
00:47:01 We're dead.
00:47:04 No. Just me.
00:47:08 Get back to the library.
00:47:12 # I wanna be
00:47:16 #I wanna be
00:47:20 - That son of a bitch.
00:47:24 #There's five things
00:47:26 # Bicycle, tricycle
00:47:29 # Virgin's mother
00:47:36 # I wanna be
00:47:48 Three...
00:47:51 two, one!
00:47:56 Bender! Bender!
00:47:59 What are you doing here?
00:48:04 Out. That's it, Bender.
00:48:08 Don't you want
00:48:11 I'm thinking of
00:48:13 Give me the ball, Bender.
00:48:35 Get your stuff.
00:48:39 Mr. Wise Guy here's
00:48:43 I'm sorry to inform you,
00:48:47 B-O-O-H-O-O.
00:48:50 Everything's a big joke, huh, Bender?
00:48:54 False alarms are really funny,
00:48:57 What if your home...
00:49:00 What if your dope was on fire?
00:49:02 Impossible, sir.
00:49:07 You think he's funny?
00:49:09 You think this is cute?
00:49:13 Let me tell you something.
00:49:17 He's a bum.
00:49:20 You want to see something funny?
00:49:23 You'll see how
00:49:33 What's the matter, John?
00:49:39 Let's go.
00:49:43 I expect better
00:49:49 For better hallway visión.
00:50:01 That's the last time, Bender.
00:50:04 That's the last time you ever
00:50:07 I make $31,000 a year,
00:50:10 And I'm not about to
00:50:13 But someday, man, someday...
00:50:15 when you're outta here
00:50:18 and they've forgotten about you,
00:50:22 I'm gonna be there.
00:50:24 That's right. And I'm gonna kick
00:50:28 I'm gonna knock
00:50:34 - You threatening me?
00:50:40 You think anybody's
00:50:43 You think anybody is gonna
00:50:48 I'm a man of respect around here.
00:50:51 I'm a swell guy.
00:50:58 You're a real tough guy.
00:51:02 Get on your feet, pal!
00:51:05 I wanna know, right now,
00:51:08 I'll give you
00:51:12 Just take the first shot.
00:51:15 Just take one shot.
00:51:17 Just one swing.
00:51:29 That's what I thought.
00:51:32 You're a gutless turd.
00:52:14 A naked blond
00:52:17 with a poodle
00:52:20 and a two-foot salami
00:52:24 She lays the poodle
00:52:27 Bartender says, "I suppose
00:52:31 Naked lady says...
00:52:37 Jesus Christ Almighty!
00:52:45 Forgot my pencil.
00:52:52 Goddamn it!
00:52:55 What in God's name
00:53:01 - What was that ruckus?
00:53:04 I was in my office,
00:53:06 Could you describe
00:53:08 - Watch your tongue, young man.
00:53:13 What is this?
00:53:16 - What is that? What-What...
00:53:21 Really sir, there wasn't
00:53:23 Ow!
00:53:34 That noise?
00:53:36 No, it wasn't.
00:53:39 Now, I may not have caught you
00:53:46 You make book
00:53:49 And you!
00:54:09 It was an accident.
00:54:14 Sue me.
00:54:22 So, Ahab, can I have
00:54:34 Yo, wastoid. You're not gonna
00:55:24 Shit!
00:56:23 Chicks cannot
00:56:30 Do you know
00:56:34 I am so popular.
00:56:39 Poor baby.
00:56:49 Five.
00:57:13 Whoo!
00:57:36 Whoo!
00:57:43 Ow!
00:58:03 Mr... Oh, Mr. Tierney.
00:58:08 A history
00:58:12 No wonder he's so fucked up.
00:58:16 Good.
00:58:20 Not much. What's happening?
00:58:24 Oh, nothing. Nothing here.
00:58:26 Homework, huh?
00:58:31 Confidential files, huh?
00:58:34 Look, Carl. This is
00:58:38 Certain people would be
00:58:40 I would really appreciate it
00:58:43 that you and I could...
00:58:48 What are you gonna
00:58:50 Got 50 bucks?
00:58:53 Fifty bucks.
00:58:57 No, no, no, man.
00:59:01 Yeah, I guess.
00:59:03 Your middle name
00:59:09 Your birthday,
00:59:13 You weigh 130 pounds.
00:59:15 And your
00:59:18 049-38-0913.
00:59:25 Wow.
00:59:27 No.
00:59:31 Would you mind telling me
00:59:38 I stole your wallet.
00:59:40 No.
00:59:43 This is great.
00:59:45 I'm not a thief.
00:59:48 What's there to steal?
00:59:52 He's got a nudie picture in there.
00:59:54 All right.
01:00:04 - Are all these your girlfriends?
01:00:08 What about the others?
01:00:10 Well, some I consider my girlfriends,
01:00:14 Consider what?
01:00:16 Whether or not I wanna
01:00:18 You don't believe
01:00:22 - Do you?
01:00:25 - It's the way it should be.
01:00:28 Why not?
01:00:30 How come you got
01:00:32 - How come you have
01:00:37 I don't know. I guess I never
01:00:39 - Neither do I.
01:00:45 This is the worst fake I.D.
01:00:49 Do you realize
01:00:51 I know. I know.
01:00:54 What do you need
01:00:56 So I can vote.
01:00:59 You wanna see
01:01:01 No.
01:01:18 Holy shit!
01:01:20 What is all that stuff?
01:01:23 Do you always carry
01:01:26 Yeah.
01:01:28 I always carry
01:01:32 You never know when
01:01:35 Are you gonna be,
01:01:39 You know, like,
01:01:42 and talk to buildings
01:01:45 I'll do what
01:01:48 Why do you have to
01:01:51 My home life...
01:01:58 So you're saying you'd subject yourself
01:02:00 of these Chicago streets
01:02:04 I don't have to run away
01:02:06 I can run away
01:02:08 I can go to the country,
01:02:10 I could go to Israel,
01:02:22 Andy, wanna get in
01:02:25 Allison here says
01:02:28 because her home life
01:02:33 Well, everyone's home life
01:02:37 And if it wasn't,
01:02:40 Yeah, yeah, I understand,
01:02:44 what, you know,
01:02:48 Never mind. Forget it.
01:02:52 - What's the deal?
01:02:55 There's no deal, sporto.
01:02:57 Forget it.
01:03:00 You're carrying all that crap
01:03:03 Either you really wanna
01:03:07 Eat shit!
01:03:11 The girl is an island
01:03:25 Hi.
01:03:28 You wanna talk?
01:03:30 Why not?
01:03:35 Where do you
01:03:48 - You have problems.
01:03:52 You do everything
01:03:55 Okay, fine.
01:03:57 and invite people
01:04:08 So what's wrong?
01:04:11 What is it?
01:04:15 Is it bad?
01:04:20 Real bad?
01:04:22 Parents?
01:04:39 Yeah.
01:04:51 What did they do to you?
01:04:55 They ignore me.
01:04:59 Yeah.
01:05:04 Yeah.
01:05:09 What did you wanna be
01:05:13 When I was a kid,
01:05:17 Carl, don't be a goof.
01:05:19 I'm trying to make
01:05:22 Carl, I've been teaching
01:05:27 And each year, these kids
01:05:30 Oh, bullshit, man.
01:05:33 - The kids haven't changed,
01:05:37 You took a teaching position
01:05:41 Thought you could have
01:05:45 And then you found out
01:05:51 These kids turned on me.
01:05:56 They think
01:05:59 Listen, Vern. If you were 16,
01:06:04 Hey, Carl, you think
01:06:09 Yes, I do.
01:06:11 You think about this.
01:06:16 when I get old... they're gonna be
01:06:19 Yeah.
01:06:21 Now this is the thought
01:06:26 When I get older,
01:06:31 I wouldn't count on it.
01:06:37 What would I do
01:06:40 I guess I'd do
01:06:43 That's boring.
01:06:46 The idea is to, like, search your mind
01:06:50 Like, um... would you
01:06:57 Um... would I have to
01:07:01 - Of course.
01:07:05 Doesn't matter. Spring.
01:07:07 In front of the school
01:07:09 - Either one.
01:07:12 I'd do that.
01:07:15 I'll do anything sexual.
01:07:19 - You're lying.
01:07:22 I've done just about
01:07:27 - I'm a nymphomaniac.
01:07:32 Are your parents
01:07:34 The only person I told
01:07:37 What did he do
01:07:39 He nailed me.
01:07:45 Very nice.
01:07:47 I don't think that
01:07:49 what he did can be construed as rape
01:07:52 - He's an adult.
01:07:56 Oh! Do you have any idea
01:08:01 Well, the first
01:08:04 You mean, he did it
01:08:06 Are you crazy?
01:08:12 Have you ever done it?
01:08:17 I don't even have a psychiatrist.
01:08:19 Have you ever done it
01:08:21 - Didn't we already cover this?
01:08:25 Look. I'm not going to discuss
01:08:30 It's kind of a
01:08:32 A what?
01:08:36 If you say you have,
01:08:40 You want to,
01:08:42 And when you do, you wish
01:08:46 Or are you a tease?
01:08:50 She's a tease.
01:08:53 You're a tease
01:08:56 - She's only a tease if what
01:09:00 - That's why you're a tease.
01:09:04 I already
01:09:07 Doesn't it bother you to sleep
01:09:10 I don't screw
01:09:13 That's the difference
01:09:15 It's not the only difference
01:09:17 Face it, you're a tease.
01:09:19 Sure you are.
01:09:22 You said it yourself.
01:09:25 No, I never said that.
01:09:29 - What do you use it for then?
01:09:32 Are you medically frigid
01:09:35 I didn't mean it that way.
01:09:39 - Just answer the question.
01:09:42 Be honest.
01:09:45 - Just answer the question.
01:09:47 Don't be a jerk!
01:09:50 No, I never did it!
01:09:57 I never did it either.
01:10:02 I'm not a nymphomaniac.
01:10:07 You are such a bitch!
01:10:09 You did that on purpose
01:10:13 I would do it though.
01:10:18 I can't believe you.
01:10:20 You don't say anything all day,
01:10:23 you unload all these
01:10:26 You're just pissed off because
01:10:30 Okay, fine.
01:10:32 What's bizarre?
01:10:36 Some of us are just
01:10:38 How are you bizarre?
01:10:43 He can't think for himself.
01:10:47 She's right.
01:10:50 Do you guys know what, uh,
01:10:55 I taped Larry Lester's
01:10:57 That was you?
01:10:59 - Yeah. You know him?
01:11:04 Then you know how hairy
01:11:08 When they pulled
01:11:11 most of his hair came off
01:11:14 Oh, my God.
01:11:17 The bizarre thing is...
01:11:19 is that I did it
01:11:23 I tortured this poor kid...
01:11:26 because I wanted him
01:11:32 He's always going off about,
01:11:36 All the wild things
01:11:40 And I got the feeling that
01:11:48 So, I'm sittin'
01:11:52 and I'm taping up my knee.
01:11:56 And Larry's undressing
01:12:03 And... he's kind of...
01:12:06 he's kind of skinny.
01:12:08 He's weak.
01:12:11 And I started thinking
01:12:14 and his attitude about...
01:12:19 And the next thing I knew...
01:12:23 I jumped on top of him
01:12:29 And my friends, they just laughed
01:12:35 And afterwards...
01:12:39 when I was sitting
01:12:45 all I could think about...
01:12:48 was Larry's father...
01:12:52 and Larry
01:12:56 and... and explain
01:13:03 And... the humiliation...
01:13:08 fucking humiliation
01:13:14 It must have been unreal.
01:13:19 I mean, how do you apologize
01:13:27 There's no way.
01:13:33 It's all because of me
01:13:40 God, I fucking hate him.
01:13:44 He's like this...
01:13:51 Andrew!
01:13:56 I won't tolerate any losers
01:13:59 Your intensity is for shit!
01:14:05 You son of a bitch.
01:14:11 You know sometimes
01:14:15 then I wouldn't be able
01:14:18 Then he could forget
01:14:22 I think your old man
01:14:32 It's like me, you know,
01:14:34 Like when I... when I...
01:14:38 and like when I look in
01:14:44 And I... And I see me.
01:14:50 I don't like what I see.
01:14:53 I really don't.
01:14:55 What's wrong with you?
01:15:01 Sounds stupid, but...
01:15:06 because I'm failing shop.
01:15:10 We had this assignment,
01:15:15 and we had eight weeks
01:15:17 And then, you know,
01:15:21 And when, you know,
01:15:27 But my light didn't go on.
01:15:30 I got an "F" on it.
01:15:33 I've never got an "F" in my life.
01:15:37 When I signed up, you know,
01:15:39 I thought I was playing it
01:15:42 'cause I thought, you know,
01:15:44 It'll be such
01:15:46 Why'd you think
01:15:51 Have you seen some of the dopes
01:15:53 I take shop.
01:15:57 I'm a fuckin' idiot
01:15:59 No, you're a genius 'cause
01:16:01 What do you know
01:16:04 I could care less
01:16:06 Bender, did you know
01:16:09 Without lamps,
01:16:11 Okay, so neither one of you
01:16:15 I can write with my toes.
01:16:17 I can also eat,
01:16:21 With your feet?
01:16:23 - Play "Heart And Soul" on the piano.
01:16:27 What can you do?
01:16:30 I can, uh, tape
01:16:33 I wanna see
01:16:36 - I can't do anything.
01:16:41 There's one thing I can do.
01:16:44 - No, forget it.
01:16:47 That guy's been doing
01:16:50 Okay. But you have to swear
01:16:58 Okay.
01:17:02 I can't believe
01:17:17 Yea!
01:17:20 All right. That's great!
01:17:25 Camp.
01:17:32 That was great, Claire.
01:17:35 My image of you
01:17:38 You're a shit.
01:17:42 - Am I laughing?
01:17:48 What do you care
01:17:52 I don't even count,
01:17:55 I could disappear forever
01:18:00 I may as well not even exist
01:18:08 And you...
01:18:11 You know, I have
01:18:14 and it hurts just as much
01:18:16 God, you're so pathetic.
01:18:18 Don't you ever,
01:18:24 You got everything,
01:18:26 Fuckin'Rapunzel, right?
01:18:29 School would probably shut down
01:18:32 Queenie isn't here.
01:18:35 I like those earrings,
01:18:38 Are those real diamonds,
01:18:41 I bet they are.
01:18:45 Shut your mouth!
01:18:48 Or did your daddy
01:18:50 I bet he bought those
01:18:53 I bet those were
01:18:57 You know what I got
01:18:59 It was a banner fucking year
01:19:04 The old man grabbed me and said,
01:19:07 Okay, so go home
01:19:23 My God, are we gonna
01:19:26 Not me.
01:19:31 Ever.
01:19:35 It's unavoidable.
01:19:38 It just happens.
01:19:41 What happens?
01:19:44 When you grow up,
01:19:48 - Who cares?
01:19:54 Um, I was just thinking,
01:19:57 I know it's kind of a weird time,
01:20:05 what is going to happen
01:20:07 when we're all
01:20:11 I mean, I consider
01:20:15 - I'm not wrong, am I?
01:20:19 So... So on Monday,
01:20:23 Are we still friends,
01:20:26 - If we're friends now, that is.
01:20:30 - Do you want the truth?
01:20:33 I don't think so.
01:20:38 - With all of us or justJohn?
01:20:43 That's a real nice
01:20:47 If Brian came walking up to you
01:20:51 I mean, picture this.
01:20:54 You know exactly what you'd do.
01:20:58 you'd cut him all up
01:21:01 - No way.
01:21:04 - What if I came up to you?
01:21:08 You are a bitch!
01:21:11 Why, 'cause I'm telling the truth?
01:21:15 No, you know how shitty
01:21:17 And you don't got the balls
01:21:19 and tell them you're gonna like
01:21:21 Okay, what about you,
01:21:24 Why don't you take Allison
01:21:27 Or take Brian out
01:21:29 Or what about Andy
01:21:32 What would your friends say
01:21:35 They'd laugh their asses off,
01:21:38 so they'd forgive you
01:21:40 Don't you ever
01:21:42 You don't know any of my friends
01:21:45 and you certainly
01:21:48 so you just stick
01:21:50 shopping, nail polish,
01:21:52 and your poor, rich,
01:21:56 As far as being concerned about
01:21:59 you can forget it,
01:22:02 Just bury your head in the sand
01:22:05 I hate you!
01:22:15 Okay, then I assume
01:22:19 Us weirdos.
01:22:22 Would you...
01:22:26 I don't have any friends.
01:22:30 - Well, if you did.
01:22:36 I don't think the kind of friends
01:22:39 Well, I just wanna tell...
01:22:42 each of you
01:22:45 I wouldn't and I will not.
01:22:49 'Cause I think
01:22:54 Your friends wouldn't mind
01:23:01 You're so conceited, Claire.
01:23:04 You're so conceited.
01:23:06 You're so, like, full of yourself.
01:23:09 I'm not saying that
01:23:12 I hate it.
01:23:16 Well, then why do you do it?
01:23:19 I don't know.
01:23:22 You don't understand.
01:23:26 You're not friends
01:23:30 You know, you just
01:23:34 I don't understand what?
01:23:36 You think I don't understand
01:23:40 Well, fuck you!
01:23:51 You know why I'm here today?
01:23:55 Do you?
01:23:58 I'm here...
01:24:02 because Mr. Ryan...
01:24:10 Why'd you have
01:24:13 I tried.
01:24:17 When you pull
01:24:22 It didn't go on.
01:24:28 What's the gun for, Brian?
01:24:31 You brought it up, man.
01:24:35 I can't have an "F."
01:24:41 I can't have it,
01:24:49 Even if I ace the rest of the semester,
01:24:53 Everything's ruined for me.
01:24:56 Brian...
01:25:04 Considering
01:25:07 No, killing yourself
01:25:09 Well, I didn't do it, did I?
01:25:12 It was a handgun?
01:25:14 No, it was a flare gun.
01:25:19 Really?
01:25:23 It's not funny.
01:25:37 Yes, it is.
01:25:44 Fuckin'elephant was destroyed.
01:25:48 You wanna know what I did
01:25:54 Nothing.
01:25:56 I didn't have
01:26:05 You're laughing at me.
01:26:07 No!
01:26:34 # It seems so clear
01:26:37 # The living color tends
01:26:40 #Like dynamite #
01:26:44 #Just imagine my surprise
01:26:48 #And saw
01:26:54 #If we dare expose
01:26:58 # That's when strange sensations
01:27:03 # Oh, we are not alone #
01:27:06 # You find out where
01:27:08 # There'll be somebody there
01:27:14 # We are not alone #
01:27:16 # 'Cause when you come down
01:27:19 # We're really not
01:27:55 Brian?
01:27:58 Are you gonna
01:28:04 Well, it's kind of a waste
01:28:08 Well, that's what Vernon
01:28:10 True.
01:28:16 You just don't wanna
01:28:19 True, but you're
01:28:23 Well. Um...
01:28:30 Yeah.
01:28:34 All right.
01:28:39 Great.
01:28:53 Come on.
01:28:55 Where we going?
01:29:00 Don't be afraid.
01:29:04 Don't stick that
01:29:07 Just close it. Wait a minute.
01:29:11 Good.
01:29:16 You know, you really do
01:29:19 Hey, I like
01:29:23 This looks a lot better.
01:29:25 Look up.
01:29:36 Please. Why are you
01:29:40 'Cause you're letting me.
01:29:59 You lost?
01:30:52 Thank you.
01:31:03 Why'd you do that?
01:31:05 'Cause I knew
01:31:08 You know how you said before
01:31:13 Wouldn't I be outstanding
01:31:18 Were you really disgusted
01:31:22 Truth?
01:31:26 No.
01:31:38 What happened to you?
01:31:40 Why?
01:31:48 - What's wrong?
01:31:50 It's just... you're just
01:31:56 I can see your face.
01:31:59 Is that good or bad?
01:32:03 That's good.
01:32:20 See ya, Brian.
01:32:23 See ya next Saturday.
01:32:35 # Won't you
01:32:39 #I'll be alone, dancing
01:32:44 # Tell me
01:32:48 # Giving me everything
01:32:53 #Love's strange
01:32:57 # Think of the tender things
01:33:01 #Slow change
01:33:05 # When the light
01:33:10 #Don't you #
01:33:13 #Forget about me #
01:33:17 #Don't, don't, don't, don't #
01:33:19 #Don't you #
01:33:22 #Forget about me #
01:33:27 # Will you stand above me #
01:33:32 #Look my way
01:33:36 #Rain keeps falling
01:33:41 #Down, down, down #
01:33:45 # Will you recognize me #
01:33:50 # Call my name
01:33:53 #As the rain keeps falling
01:33:59 #Down, down, down #
01:34:05 #Hey, hey, hey, hey #
01:34:09 # Ooh ##
01:34:11 "Dear Mr. Vernon...
01:34:14 "We accept the fact that
01:34:17 "for whatever it was
01:34:20 "but we think you're crazy to
01:34:24 "You see us
01:34:26 "in the simplest terms
01:34:30 "But what we found out
01:34:34 "And an athlete...
01:34:36 "And a basket case...
01:34:38 "princess...
01:34:41 "Does that answer your question?
01:34:44 Sincerely yours,
01:34:49 #Don't, don't, don't, don't #
01:34:52 #Don't you #
01:34:54 #Forget about me #
01:34:59 #As you walk on by #
01:35:03 # Will you call my name #
01:35:08 #As you walk on by #
01:35:11 # Will you call my name #
01:35:16 # When you walk away #
01:35:40 # When you walked
01:35:44 #I could see
01:35:47 #Is that smile
01:35:51 # Only if my heart could see #
01:36:01 # Will I make your body cry #
01:36:05 # Cry so loud
01:36:09 #In the shadows
01:36:13 # Can I take you home tonight #
01:36:23 #Is your heart
01:36:27 #Just a flame
01:36:30 #Heart too hot to hold #
01:36:33 # Too hot, too hot
01:36:38 #Heart too hot to hold #
01:36:42 #Just a flame
01:36:45 #Heart too hot to hold #
01:36:47 # Too hot, too hot