The Breakfast Club
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# Won't you |
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#I'll be alone |
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# Tell me |
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# Givin'me everything |
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#Love's strange |
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# Think of the tender things |
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#Slow change |
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# When the light gets |
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#Don't you # |
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#Forget about me # |
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#Don't, don't |
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#Don't you # |
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#Forget about me # |
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# Will you stand above me # |
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#Look my way |
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#Rain keeps fallin' |
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#Down, down, down ## |
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Saturday, March 24, 1984. |
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Shermer High School, |
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"Dear Mr. Vernon... |
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"We accept the fact that |
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"for whatever it was |
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"What we did was wrong... |
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"but we think you're crazy to make us |
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"What do you care? |
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"You see us |
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"in the simplest terms, with the most |
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"You see us as a brain... |
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"an athlete, a basket case... |
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"a princess... |
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"and a criminal. |
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"Correct? |
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"That's the way we saw each other |
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We were brainwashed. " |
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I can't believe |
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It's so absurd I have to |
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It's not like |
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I'll make it up to you. |
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Honey, ditching class to go shopping |
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Have a good day. |
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Is this the first time |
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Well, get in there and use the time |
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Mom, we're not supposed to study. |
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Well, mister, you figure out |
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Well, go. |
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Hey, I screwed around. |
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Guys screw around. |
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except you |
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You want to miss a match? |
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Now, no school is gonna give |
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Well, well. |
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I wanna congratulate you |
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Excuse me, sir? |
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I know it's detention but, um, |
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It is now 7:06. |
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You have exactly eight hours |
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Ponder the error |
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You may not talk. |
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You will not move |
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And you... |
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All right, people, |
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We are going to write an essay... |
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describing to me |
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And when I say essay, |
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I do not mean a single word |
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- Is that clear, Mr. Bender? |
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Good. Maybe you'll learn |
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Maybe you'll even decide |
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Uh, I can answer |
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- That'd be no for me, 'cause... |
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Thank you, sir. |
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My office is right across |
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Any questions? |
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Yeah. I got a question. |
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Does Barry Manilow know |
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I'll give you the answer to that question, |
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Don't mess with the bull, |
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That man is |
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You keep eating your hand, |
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I've seen you before, |
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Who I think I am. |
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Who are you? |
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Who are you? |
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I am a walrus. |
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It's the shits, huh? |
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I can't believe |
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Oh, shit! |
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What are we supposed to |
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If you got to go, |
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Oh, my God. |
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You're not |
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- It makes it crawl back up. |
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You're pretty sexy |
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Hey, homeboy, why don't you |
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We'll get the prom queen |
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Hey. Hey! |
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- What? |
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- Totally? |
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Why don't you shut up? |
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Really. Buttface. |
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Hey, sporto, what'd you do |
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Uh, excuse me, fellas, |
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Just because you live in here |
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So knock it off! |
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He's just doing it |
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Sweets. |
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You couldn't ignore me |
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So... |
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so... |
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are you guys like |
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Steady dates? |
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Lovers? |
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Come on, sporto. |
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Do you slip her |
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Go to hell! |
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Hey! What's going on |
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Spoiled little pricks. |
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Scumbag. |
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What do you say |
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Can't have any kind of party with Vernon |
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You know the door's |
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So what? |
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- There's four other |
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I knew you had to be smart |
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Who the hell are you |
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You know, Bender, |
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If you disappear forever, |
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You may as well not even |
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Well, I'll run right out |
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- Maybe the prep club too. |
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Nah. |
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- I'm hurt. |
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This should be stunning. |
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Oh, God. You richies are |
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- You're a big coward. |
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You're afraid that they won't |
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Well, it wouldn't have anything |
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Well, you wouldn't know. |
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Well, I don't know |
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but I'm not going to run |
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Hey, let's watch |
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Excuse me a sec. |
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What I said was that |
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uh, the Latin Club |
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Hey. Cherry. |
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Do you belong to |
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That's an academic club. |
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Academic clubs aren't the same |
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Ah, but to dorks |
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What do you guys |
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In physics, well, we talk about physics. |
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So it's sort of social. |
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I guess |
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Um, I mean, there are |
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at the end of the year, we have, um, |
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You load up. You party. |
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No. We get dressed up, |
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- Only burners like you get high. |
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It's weird 'cause my mom doesn't like me |
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My counsel kent... |
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And, you know, he started eating, |
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Then he felt like he didn't |
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- Sounds like you. |
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I got a meet this Saturday, |
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Oh, and wouldn't that |
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Missing a whole |
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You wouldn't know |
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You never competed |
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Oh, I know. I feel |
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I have such a deep admiration |
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You'd never miss it. |
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I want to be just like you. |
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I figure all I need's |
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You wear tights? |
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No, I don't wear tights. |
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- I wear the required uniform. |
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Shut up. |
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Woo! |
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There's not supposed to |
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Young man, have you |
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Come on, Bender. |
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What are you |
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All right! |
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Bender, that's-that's |
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- It's something not to be |
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You should really fix that. |
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No, you're an asshole. |
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Everyone, just shh. |
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No. Fix the door! |
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Goddamn it! |
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Why is that door closed? |
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Why is that door closed? |
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- Why? |
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Who closed that door? |
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- I think a screw fell out of it. |
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Who? |
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She doesn't talk, sir. |
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- |
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You want me to yank you |
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I don't have it. |
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Give it to me, Bender. |
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Excuse me, sir. |
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Watch it, young lady. |
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The door's |
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Damn it! |
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Andrew Clark, |
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Come on. Front and center. |
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- Hey, how come Andrew |
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If he gets up, we'll all get up. |
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Watch-Watch |
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That's very clever, sir, |
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I think violating fire codes |
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would be unwise at this juncture |
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All right. What are you doing |
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What's the matter with you? |
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You know, the school |
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- Show Dick some respect. |
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Go. Get back in your seat. |
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I expected a little more |
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You're not fooling |
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The next screw that |
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- Eat my shorts. |
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Eat... my... shorts. |
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You just bought yourself |
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- Oh, I'm crushed. |
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Well, I'm free the Saturday |
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Good! Because it's gonna be filled. |
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You want another one? |
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Instead of going to prison, |
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- Are you through? |
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I'm doing society a favor. |
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I've got you for the rest |
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You want another one? |
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You got it! You got |
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Cut it out! |
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Stop. |
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Not even close, bud. |
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- You got one more right there. |
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Another. |
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- You through? |
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That's seven, including |
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whether Barry Manilow knew |
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- Now it's eight. Stay out of it. |
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Shut up, peewee. |
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You're mine, Bender. |
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I got ya. |
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What can I say? |
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Oh, I sure that's exactly |
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You ought to spend |
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and a little less time |
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You might be better off. |
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I'm gonna be |
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The next time |
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Fuck you! |
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Fuck. |
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Wake up! |
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Who has to go |
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- That's real intelligent. |
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It's wrong |
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It's such fun to read. |
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And... |
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"Molay" really pumps my nads. |
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Molière. |
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I love his work. |
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Big deal. Nothing to do |
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Speak for yourself. |
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Do you think I'd speak for you? |
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Hey, you grounded tonight? |
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I don't know. My mom said I was. |
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There's a big party at Stubby's. |
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It should be pretty wild. |
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- I doubt it. |
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'Cause if I do what my mother |
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It's like this whole, big monster deal. |
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It's like, |
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- Who do you like better? |
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- You like your old man |
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No, I mean, if you had |
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I don't know. Probably go live |
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I mean, I don't think either one |
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- It's like they use me |
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- Shut up! |
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Yeah, if I didn't, |
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Oh, you're breaking |
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You get along |
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Well, If I say yes, |
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You're an idiot anyway. |
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But if you say you get along with |
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You know something, man? |
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Can you hear this? |
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You want me |
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Hey, fellas, I mean... |
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I don't like my parents, either. |
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I don't get along |
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is just, you know, |
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Dork. |
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You are a parent's |
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That's the problem. |
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for them making you wear |
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but, face it, you're |
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What would you be doing if |
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Why do you have to |
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I'm being honest, |
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I would expect you |
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Well, he's got a name. |
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What's your name? |
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See? |
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What's your name? |
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What's yours? |
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- Claire. |
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Claire. |
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- Oh. It's a fat girl's name. |
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You're welcome. |
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Not at present, but I can see you |
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You see, I'm not sure if you |
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there's fat people |
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and there's fat people |
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So when you look at them, |
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You see, |
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You're gonna squeeze out |
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Oh. Obscene finger gestures |
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I'm not that pristine. |
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Are you a virgin? |
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I'll bet you |
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Let's end the suspense. |
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Is it going to |
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Why don't you just shut up. |
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Have you ever kissed |
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Have you ever |
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over the bra, |
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your shoes off.'... |
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hoping to God your |
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Do you want me to puke? |
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Over the panties... |
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no bra... |
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blouse unbuttoned, |
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past 11:00 on a school night? |
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Leave her alone. |
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I said leave her alone. |
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- You gonna make me? |
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You and how many |
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Just me. |
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Just you and me. |
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Me hitting you. |
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I don't want |
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Why not? |
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Because I'd kill you. |
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It's real simple. |
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and your fucking parents |
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I don't care enough |
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Chickenshit. |
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Let's end this |
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You don't talk to her. |
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And you don't even |
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I'm trying to help her. |
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Brian, how you doing? |
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Your dad work here? |
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- Uh, Carl? |
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- Can I ask you a question? |
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- How does one become a janitor? |
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No. I just want to know |
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is very interested |
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Oh, really? |
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You guys think |
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Maybe so. |
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for the last eight years, |
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I look through your letters. |
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I listen to your conversations. |
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I am the eyes and ears of |
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By the way, that clock's |
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Shit. |
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All right, giris. |
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Here? |
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I think the cafeteria would be |
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I don't care what |
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Excuse me, Rich. Will milk |
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- We're extremely thirsty. Sir. |
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I've seen her dehydrated, sir. |
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Relax. I'll get it. |
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Grab some wood there, bub. |
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What do you think, |
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You think I'm going to |
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You. |
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And you. Hey! |
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What's her name? |
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Hey, come on. |
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There's a soft drink machine |
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So... |
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What do you drink? |
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Okay. Forget I asked. |
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Vodka. |
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Vodka? |
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Whenever. |
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A lot? |
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Is that why |
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Why are you here? |
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Um... |
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I'm here today |
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because my coach |
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I get treated differently because, |
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So does my old man. |
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I'm not a winner because |
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I'm a winner because |
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That's about how involved |
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That's very interesting. |
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Now why don't you tell me why |
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Forget it. |
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Claire? Want to see a picture |
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It's pretty tasty. |
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How do you think |
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Claire? |
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- Can't you just leave me alone? |
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was a good dancer |
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You'd probably have to |
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You know what I wish |
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Watch what you say. |
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- A cherry? |
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- to France. |
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- When have you ever gotten laid? |
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- Name one. |
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I met her at Niagara Falls. |
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Ever laid anyone around here? |
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Oh. |
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- What are you talking about? |
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Let's just drop it, okay? |
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- What are you talking about? |
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that in addition to the number of giris |
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that presently you and he |
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- Little pig. |
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John said I was a cherry, |
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Then what were you |
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- I don't appreciate this |
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You weren't motioning |
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You know he's lying, right? |
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Yeah, but it was only... |
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It was only because |
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Excuse me for |
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Why didn't you want me |
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Because it's personal business. |
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Well, Brian, it doesn't sound |
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I think it's okay |
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You do? |
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What's in there? |
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Guess. |
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You're wearing it. |
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What's that? |
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- Sushi. |
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Rice, raw fish |
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You won't accept |
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Can I eat? |
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I don't know. |
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What's your problem? |
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What are we having? |
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Uh, it's your standard, |
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Milk? |
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Uh, that's apple juice. |
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PB&J with the crusts cut off. |
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Well, Brian, this is |
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All the food groups |
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Did your mom |
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No, Mr. Johnson. |
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Here's my impressión of |
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Son? |
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How's your day, pal? |
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How's yours? |
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Say, son, how'd you like |
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Great, Dad. |
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That's all right, son. |
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Gee! |
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Dear, isn't our son swell? |
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Isn't life swell? |
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Oh. |
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Oh. |
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All right. |
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Who, mine? |
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Stupid, worthless, |
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goddamn freeloading |
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Retarded, big mouth, |
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You forgot ugly, |
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Shut up, bitch! |
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What about you, Dad? |
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No, Dad. |
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No, Dad. What about you? |
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Bam! |
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- Is that for real? |
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That's bullshit. |
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- I don't believe a word of it. |
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No. |
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Did I stutter? |
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Do you |
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It's about |
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See, this is what you get |
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I don't think that |
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Fuck! |
00:43:12 |
- You shouldn't have said that. |
00:43:16 |
I mean he lies about |
00:43:37 |
Oh, shit. |
00:43:40 |
Coffee. Looks like it's |
00:43:46 |
Everything's polluted. |
00:43:49 |
The coffee's polluted. |
00:44:04 |
How do you know |
00:44:07 |
Then how do you know |
00:44:13 |
Being bad feels |
00:44:18 |
What's the point |
00:44:21 |
This is so stupid. |
00:44:26 |
I don't know. |
00:44:29 |
So then what are we doing? |
00:44:32 |
and I'm beating |
00:44:40 |
You're such a slob. |
00:44:58 |
It's drugs. |
00:45:02 |
Screw that, Bender. |
00:45:04 |
Drugs. |
00:45:09 |
That was marijuana. |
00:45:14 |
Do you approve |
00:45:28 |
We'll cross through the lab, |
00:45:30 |
You better be right. |
00:45:33 |
What did he say? |
00:45:57 |
#Hot on the run from |
00:46:03 |
# The man who leads the way |
00:46:09 |
#Shell in its box from his |
00:46:14 |
# The man who leads the way |
00:46:20 |
Wait. Wait. |
00:46:22 |
We have to go through |
00:46:24 |
Hey, man, you don't know |
00:46:27 |
We're through |
00:46:30 |
You go where you want, |
00:46:37 |
#He is burning # |
00:46:40 |
#Burning in the twilight # |
00:46:43 |
#He is turning |
00:46:48 |
#He is burning # |
00:46:52 |
#Fire in the twilight ## |
00:46:56 |
Shit! |
00:46:59 |
Fuck you. Why didn't you |
00:47:01 |
We're dead. |
00:47:04 |
No. Just me. |
00:47:08 |
Get back to the library. |
00:47:12 |
# I wanna be |
00:47:16 |
#I wanna be |
00:47:20 |
- That son of a bitch. |
00:47:24 |
#There's five things |
00:47:26 |
# Bicycle, tricycle |
00:47:29 |
# Virgin's mother |
00:47:36 |
# I wanna be |
00:47:48 |
Three... |
00:47:51 |
two, one! |
00:47:56 |
Bender! Bender! |
00:47:59 |
What are you doing here? |
00:48:04 |
Out. That's it, Bender. |
00:48:08 |
Don't you want |
00:48:11 |
I'm thinking of |
00:48:13 |
Give me the ball, Bender. |
00:48:35 |
Get your stuff. |
00:48:39 |
Mr. Wise Guy here's |
00:48:43 |
I'm sorry to inform you, |
00:48:47 |
B-O-O-H-O-O. |
00:48:50 |
Everything's a big joke, huh, Bender? |
00:48:54 |
False alarms are really funny, |
00:48:57 |
What if your home... |
00:49:00 |
What if your dope was on fire? |
00:49:02 |
Impossible, sir. |
00:49:07 |
You think he's funny? |
00:49:09 |
You think this is cute? |
00:49:13 |
Let me tell you something. |
00:49:17 |
He's a bum. |
00:49:20 |
You want to see something funny? |
00:49:23 |
You'll see how |
00:49:33 |
What's the matter, John? |
00:49:39 |
Let's go. |
00:49:43 |
I expect better |
00:49:49 |
For better hallway visión. |
00:50:01 |
That's the last time, Bender. |
00:50:04 |
That's the last time you ever |
00:50:07 |
I make $31,000 a year, |
00:50:10 |
And I'm not about to |
00:50:13 |
But someday, man, someday... |
00:50:15 |
when you're outta here |
00:50:18 |
and they've forgotten about you, |
00:50:22 |
I'm gonna be there. |
00:50:24 |
That's right. And I'm gonna kick |
00:50:28 |
I'm gonna knock |
00:50:34 |
- You threatening me? |
00:50:40 |
You think anybody's |
00:50:43 |
You think anybody is gonna |
00:50:48 |
I'm a man of respect around here. |
00:50:51 |
I'm a swell guy. |
00:50:58 |
You're a real tough guy. |
00:51:02 |
Get on your feet, pal! |
00:51:05 |
I wanna know, right now, |
00:51:08 |
I'll give you |
00:51:12 |
Just take the first shot. |
00:51:15 |
Just take one shot. |
00:51:17 |
Just one swing. |
00:51:29 |
That's what I thought. |
00:51:32 |
You're a gutless turd. |
00:52:14 |
A naked blond |
00:52:17 |
with a poodle |
00:52:20 |
and a two-foot salami |
00:52:24 |
She lays the poodle |
00:52:27 |
Bartender says, "I suppose |
00:52:31 |
Naked lady says... |
00:52:37 |
Jesus Christ Almighty! |
00:52:45 |
Forgot my pencil. |
00:52:52 |
Goddamn it! |
00:52:55 |
What in God's name |
00:53:01 |
- What was that ruckus? |
00:53:04 |
I was in my office, |
00:53:06 |
Could you describe |
00:53:08 |
- Watch your tongue, young man. |
00:53:13 |
What is this? |
00:53:16 |
- What is that? What-What... |
00:53:21 |
Really sir, there wasn't |
00:53:23 |
Ow! |
00:53:34 |
That noise? |
00:53:36 |
No, it wasn't. |
00:53:39 |
Now, I may not have caught you |
00:53:46 |
You make book |
00:53:49 |
And you! |
00:54:09 |
It was an accident. |
00:54:14 |
Sue me. |
00:54:22 |
So, Ahab, can I have |
00:54:34 |
Yo, wastoid. You're not gonna |
00:55:24 |
Shit! |
00:56:23 |
Chicks cannot |
00:56:30 |
Do you know |
00:56:34 |
I am so popular. |
00:56:39 |
Poor baby. |
00:56:49 |
Five. |
00:57:13 |
Whoo! |
00:57:36 |
Whoo! |
00:57:43 |
Ow! |
00:58:03 |
Mr... Oh, Mr. Tierney. |
00:58:08 |
A history |
00:58:12 |
No wonder he's so fucked up. |
00:58:16 |
Good. |
00:58:20 |
Not much. What's happening? |
00:58:24 |
Oh, nothing. Nothing here. |
00:58:26 |
Homework, huh? |
00:58:31 |
Confidential files, huh? |
00:58:34 |
Look, Carl. This is |
00:58:38 |
Certain people would be |
00:58:40 |
I would really appreciate it |
00:58:43 |
that you and I could... |
00:58:48 |
What are you gonna |
00:58:50 |
Got 50 bucks? |
00:58:53 |
Fifty bucks. |
00:58:57 |
No, no, no, man. |
00:59:01 |
Yeah, I guess. |
00:59:03 |
Your middle name |
00:59:09 |
Your birthday, |
00:59:13 |
You weigh 130 pounds. |
00:59:15 |
And your |
00:59:18 |
049-38-0913. |
00:59:25 |
Wow. |
00:59:27 |
No. |
00:59:31 |
Would you mind telling me |
00:59:38 |
I stole your wallet. |
00:59:40 |
No. |
00:59:43 |
This is great. |
00:59:45 |
I'm not a thief. |
00:59:48 |
What's there to steal? |
00:59:52 |
He's got a nudie picture in there. |
00:59:54 |
All right. |
01:00:04 |
- Are all these your girlfriends? |
01:00:08 |
What about the others? |
01:00:10 |
Well, some I consider my girlfriends, |
01:00:14 |
Consider what? |
01:00:16 |
Whether or not I wanna |
01:00:18 |
You don't believe |
01:00:22 |
- Do you? |
01:00:25 |
- It's the way it should be. |
01:00:28 |
Why not? |
01:00:30 |
How come you got |
01:00:32 |
- How come you have |
01:00:37 |
I don't know. I guess I never |
01:00:39 |
- Neither do I. |
01:00:45 |
This is the worst fake I.D. |
01:00:49 |
Do you realize |
01:00:51 |
I know. I know. |
01:00:54 |
What do you need |
01:00:56 |
So I can vote. |
01:00:59 |
You wanna see |
01:01:01 |
No. |
01:01:18 |
Holy shit! |
01:01:20 |
What is all that stuff? |
01:01:23 |
Do you always carry |
01:01:26 |
Yeah. |
01:01:28 |
I always carry |
01:01:32 |
You never know when |
01:01:35 |
Are you gonna be, |
01:01:39 |
You know, like, |
01:01:42 |
and talk to buildings |
01:01:45 |
I'll do what |
01:01:48 |
Why do you have to |
01:01:51 |
My home life... |
01:01:58 |
So you're saying you'd subject yourself |
01:02:00 |
of these Chicago streets |
01:02:04 |
I don't have to run away |
01:02:06 |
I can run away |
01:02:08 |
I can go to the country, |
01:02:10 |
I could go to Israel, |
01:02:22 |
Andy, wanna get in |
01:02:25 |
Allison here says |
01:02:28 |
because her home life |
01:02:33 |
Well, everyone's home life |
01:02:37 |
And if it wasn't, |
01:02:40 |
Yeah, yeah, I understand, |
01:02:44 |
what, you know, |
01:02:48 |
Never mind. Forget it. |
01:02:52 |
- What's the deal? |
01:02:55 |
There's no deal, sporto. |
01:02:57 |
Forget it. |
01:03:00 |
You're carrying all that crap |
01:03:03 |
Either you really wanna |
01:03:07 |
Eat shit! |
01:03:11 |
The girl is an island |
01:03:25 |
Hi. |
01:03:28 |
You wanna talk? |
01:03:30 |
Why not? |
01:03:35 |
Where do you |
01:03:48 |
- You have problems. |
01:03:52 |
You do everything |
01:03:55 |
Okay, fine. |
01:03:57 |
and invite people |
01:04:08 |
So what's wrong? |
01:04:11 |
What is it? |
01:04:15 |
Is it bad? |
01:04:20 |
Real bad? |
01:04:22 |
Parents? |
01:04:39 |
Yeah. |
01:04:51 |
What did they do to you? |
01:04:55 |
They ignore me. |
01:04:59 |
Yeah. |
01:05:04 |
Yeah. |
01:05:09 |
What did you wanna be |
01:05:13 |
When I was a kid, |
01:05:17 |
Carl, don't be a goof. |
01:05:19 |
I'm trying to make |
01:05:22 |
Carl, I've been teaching |
01:05:27 |
And each year, these kids |
01:05:30 |
Oh, bullshit, man. |
01:05:33 |
- The kids haven't changed, |
01:05:37 |
You took a teaching position |
01:05:41 |
Thought you could have |
01:05:45 |
And then you found out |
01:05:51 |
These kids turned on me. |
01:05:56 |
They think |
01:05:59 |
Listen, Vern. If you were 16, |
01:06:04 |
Hey, Carl, you think |
01:06:09 |
Yes, I do. |
01:06:11 |
You think about this. |
01:06:16 |
when I get old... they're gonna be |
01:06:19 |
Yeah. |
01:06:21 |
Now this is the thought |
01:06:26 |
When I get older, |
01:06:31 |
I wouldn't count on it. |
01:06:37 |
What would I do |
01:06:40 |
I guess I'd do |
01:06:43 |
That's boring. |
01:06:46 |
The idea is to, like, search your mind |
01:06:50 |
Like, um... would you |
01:06:57 |
Um... would I have to |
01:07:01 |
- Of course. |
01:07:05 |
Doesn't matter. Spring. |
01:07:07 |
In front of the school |
01:07:09 |
- Either one. |
01:07:12 |
I'd do that. |
01:07:15 |
I'll do anything sexual. |
01:07:19 |
- You're lying. |
01:07:22 |
I've done just about |
01:07:27 |
- I'm a nymphomaniac. |
01:07:32 |
Are your parents |
01:07:34 |
The only person I told |
01:07:37 |
What did he do |
01:07:39 |
He nailed me. |
01:07:45 |
Very nice. |
01:07:47 |
I don't think that |
01:07:49 |
what he did can be construed as rape |
01:07:52 |
- He's an adult. |
01:07:56 |
Oh! Do you have any idea |
01:08:01 |
Well, the first |
01:08:04 |
You mean, he did it |
01:08:06 |
Are you crazy? |
01:08:12 |
Have you ever done it? |
01:08:17 |
I don't even have a psychiatrist. |
01:08:19 |
Have you ever done it |
01:08:21 |
- Didn't we already cover this? |
01:08:25 |
Look. I'm not going to discuss |
01:08:30 |
It's kind of a |
01:08:32 |
A what? |
01:08:36 |
If you say you have, |
01:08:40 |
You want to, |
01:08:42 |
And when you do, you wish |
01:08:46 |
Or are you a tease? |
01:08:50 |
She's a tease. |
01:08:53 |
You're a tease |
01:08:56 |
- She's only a tease if what |
01:09:00 |
- That's why you're a tease. |
01:09:04 |
I already |
01:09:07 |
Doesn't it bother you to sleep |
01:09:10 |
I don't screw |
01:09:13 |
That's the difference |
01:09:15 |
It's not the only difference |
01:09:17 |
Face it, you're a tease. |
01:09:19 |
Sure you are. |
01:09:22 |
You said it yourself. |
01:09:25 |
No, I never said that. |
01:09:29 |
- What do you use it for then? |
01:09:32 |
Are you medically frigid |
01:09:35 |
I didn't mean it that way. |
01:09:39 |
- Just answer the question. |
01:09:42 |
Be honest. |
01:09:45 |
- Just answer the question. |
01:09:47 |
Don't be a jerk! |
01:09:50 |
No, I never did it! |
01:09:57 |
I never did it either. |
01:10:02 |
I'm not a nymphomaniac. |
01:10:07 |
You are such a bitch! |
01:10:09 |
You did that on purpose |
01:10:13 |
I would do it though. |
01:10:18 |
I can't believe you. |
01:10:20 |
You don't say anything all day, |
01:10:23 |
you unload all these |
01:10:26 |
You're just pissed off because |
01:10:30 |
Okay, fine. |
01:10:32 |
What's bizarre? |
01:10:36 |
Some of us are just |
01:10:38 |
How are you bizarre? |
01:10:43 |
He can't think for himself. |
01:10:47 |
She's right. |
01:10:50 |
Do you guys know what, uh, |
01:10:55 |
I taped Larry Lester's |
01:10:57 |
That was you? |
01:10:59 |
- Yeah. You know him? |
01:11:04 |
Then you know how hairy |
01:11:08 |
When they pulled |
01:11:11 |
most of his hair came off |
01:11:14 |
Oh, my God. |
01:11:17 |
The bizarre thing is... |
01:11:19 |
is that I did it |
01:11:23 |
I tortured this poor kid... |
01:11:26 |
because I wanted him |
01:11:32 |
He's always going off about, |
01:11:36 |
All the wild things |
01:11:40 |
And I got the feeling that |
01:11:48 |
So, I'm sittin' |
01:11:52 |
and I'm taping up my knee. |
01:11:56 |
And Larry's undressing |
01:12:03 |
And... he's kind of... |
01:12:06 |
he's kind of skinny. |
01:12:08 |
He's weak. |
01:12:11 |
And I started thinking |
01:12:14 |
and his attitude about... |
01:12:19 |
And the next thing I knew... |
01:12:23 |
I jumped on top of him |
01:12:29 |
And my friends, they just laughed |
01:12:35 |
And afterwards... |
01:12:39 |
when I was sitting |
01:12:45 |
all I could think about... |
01:12:48 |
was Larry's father... |
01:12:52 |
and Larry |
01:12:56 |
and... and explain |
01:13:03 |
And... the humiliation... |
01:13:08 |
fucking humiliation |
01:13:14 |
It must have been unreal. |
01:13:19 |
I mean, how do you apologize |
01:13:27 |
There's no way. |
01:13:33 |
It's all because of me |
01:13:40 |
God, I fucking hate him. |
01:13:44 |
He's like this... |
01:13:51 |
Andrew! |
01:13:56 |
I won't tolerate any losers |
01:13:59 |
Your intensity is for shit! |
01:14:05 |
You son of a bitch. |
01:14:11 |
You know sometimes |
01:14:15 |
then I wouldn't be able |
01:14:18 |
Then he could forget |
01:14:22 |
I think your old man |
01:14:32 |
It's like me, you know, |
01:14:34 |
Like when I... when I... |
01:14:38 |
and like when I look in |
01:14:44 |
And I... And I see me. |
01:14:50 |
I don't like what I see. |
01:14:53 |
I really don't. |
01:14:55 |
What's wrong with you? |
01:15:01 |
Sounds stupid, but... |
01:15:06 |
because I'm failing shop. |
01:15:10 |
We had this assignment, |
01:15:15 |
and we had eight weeks |
01:15:17 |
And then, you know, |
01:15:21 |
And when, you know, |
01:15:27 |
But my light didn't go on. |
01:15:30 |
I got an "F" on it. |
01:15:33 |
I've never got an "F" in my life. |
01:15:37 |
When I signed up, you know, |
01:15:39 |
I thought I was playing it |
01:15:42 |
'cause I thought, you know, |
01:15:44 |
It'll be such |
01:15:46 |
Why'd you think |
01:15:51 |
Have you seen some of the dopes |
01:15:53 |
I take shop. |
01:15:57 |
I'm a fuckin' idiot |
01:15:59 |
No, you're a genius 'cause |
01:16:01 |
What do you know |
01:16:04 |
I could care less |
01:16:06 |
Bender, did you know |
01:16:09 |
Without lamps, |
01:16:11 |
Okay, so neither one of you |
01:16:15 |
I can write with my toes. |
01:16:17 |
I can also eat, |
01:16:21 |
With your feet? |
01:16:23 |
- Play "Heart And Soul" on the piano. |
01:16:27 |
What can you do? |
01:16:30 |
I can, uh, tape |
01:16:33 |
I wanna see |
01:16:36 |
- I can't do anything. |
01:16:41 |
There's one thing I can do. |
01:16:44 |
- No, forget it. |
01:16:47 |
That guy's been doing |
01:16:50 |
Okay. But you have to swear |
01:16:58 |
Okay. |
01:17:02 |
I can't believe |
01:17:17 |
Yea! |
01:17:20 |
All right. That's great! |
01:17:25 |
Camp. |
01:17:32 |
That was great, Claire. |
01:17:35 |
My image of you |
01:17:38 |
You're a shit. |
01:17:42 |
- Am I laughing? |
01:17:48 |
What do you care |
01:17:52 |
I don't even count, |
01:17:55 |
I could disappear forever |
01:18:00 |
I may as well not even exist |
01:18:08 |
And you... |
01:18:11 |
You know, I have |
01:18:14 |
and it hurts just as much |
01:18:16 |
God, you're so pathetic. |
01:18:18 |
Don't you ever, |
01:18:24 |
You got everything, |
01:18:26 |
Fuckin'Rapunzel, right? |
01:18:29 |
School would probably shut down |
01:18:32 |
Queenie isn't here. |
01:18:35 |
I like those earrings, |
01:18:38 |
Are those real diamonds, |
01:18:41 |
I bet they are. |
01:18:45 |
Shut your mouth! |
01:18:48 |
Or did your daddy |
01:18:50 |
I bet he bought those |
01:18:53 |
I bet those were |
01:18:57 |
You know what I got |
01:18:59 |
It was a banner fucking year |
01:19:04 |
The old man grabbed me and said, |
01:19:07 |
Okay, so go home |
01:19:23 |
My God, are we gonna |
01:19:26 |
Not me. |
01:19:31 |
Ever. |
01:19:35 |
It's unavoidable. |
01:19:38 |
It just happens. |
01:19:41 |
What happens? |
01:19:44 |
When you grow up, |
01:19:48 |
- Who cares? |
01:19:54 |
Um, I was just thinking, |
01:19:57 |
I know it's kind of a weird time, |
01:20:05 |
what is going to happen |
01:20:07 |
when we're all |
01:20:11 |
I mean, I consider |
01:20:15 |
- I'm not wrong, am I? |
01:20:19 |
So... So on Monday, |
01:20:23 |
Are we still friends, |
01:20:26 |
- If we're friends now, that is. |
01:20:30 |
- Do you want the truth? |
01:20:33 |
I don't think so. |
01:20:38 |
- With all of us or justJohn? |
01:20:43 |
That's a real nice |
01:20:47 |
If Brian came walking up to you |
01:20:51 |
I mean, picture this. |
01:20:54 |
You know exactly what you'd do. |
01:20:58 |
you'd cut him all up |
01:21:01 |
- No way. |
01:21:04 |
- What if I came up to you? |
01:21:08 |
You are a bitch! |
01:21:11 |
Why, 'cause I'm telling the truth? |
01:21:15 |
No, you know how shitty |
01:21:17 |
And you don't got the balls |
01:21:19 |
and tell them you're gonna like |
01:21:21 |
Okay, what about you, |
01:21:24 |
Why don't you take Allison |
01:21:27 |
Or take Brian out |
01:21:29 |
Or what about Andy |
01:21:32 |
What would your friends say |
01:21:35 |
They'd laugh their asses off, |
01:21:38 |
so they'd forgive you |
01:21:40 |
Don't you ever |
01:21:42 |
You don't know any of my friends |
01:21:45 |
and you certainly |
01:21:48 |
so you just stick |
01:21:50 |
shopping, nail polish, |
01:21:52 |
and your poor, rich, |
01:21:56 |
As far as being concerned about |
01:21:59 |
you can forget it, |
01:22:02 |
Just bury your head in the sand |
01:22:05 |
I hate you! |
01:22:15 |
Okay, then I assume |
01:22:19 |
Us weirdos. |
01:22:22 |
Would you... |
01:22:26 |
I don't have any friends. |
01:22:30 |
- Well, if you did. |
01:22:36 |
I don't think the kind of friends |
01:22:39 |
Well, I just wanna tell... |
01:22:42 |
each of you |
01:22:45 |
I wouldn't and I will not. |
01:22:49 |
'Cause I think |
01:22:54 |
Your friends wouldn't mind |
01:23:01 |
You're so conceited, Claire. |
01:23:04 |
You're so conceited. |
01:23:06 |
You're so, like, full of yourself. |
01:23:09 |
I'm not saying that |
01:23:12 |
I hate it. |
01:23:16 |
Well, then why do you do it? |
01:23:19 |
I don't know. |
01:23:22 |
You don't understand. |
01:23:26 |
You're not friends |
01:23:30 |
You know, you just |
01:23:34 |
I don't understand what? |
01:23:36 |
You think I don't understand |
01:23:40 |
Well, fuck you! |
01:23:51 |
You know why I'm here today? |
01:23:55 |
Do you? |
01:23:58 |
I'm here... |
01:24:02 |
because Mr. Ryan... |
01:24:10 |
Why'd you have |
01:24:13 |
I tried. |
01:24:17 |
When you pull |
01:24:22 |
It didn't go on. |
01:24:28 |
What's the gun for, Brian? |
01:24:31 |
You brought it up, man. |
01:24:35 |
I can't have an "F." |
01:24:41 |
I can't have it, |
01:24:49 |
Even if I ace the rest of the semester, |
01:24:53 |
Everything's ruined for me. |
01:24:56 |
Brian... |
01:25:04 |
Considering |
01:25:07 |
No, killing yourself |
01:25:09 |
Well, I didn't do it, did I? |
01:25:12 |
It was a handgun? |
01:25:14 |
No, it was a flare gun. |
01:25:19 |
Really? |
01:25:23 |
It's not funny. |
01:25:37 |
Yes, it is. |
01:25:44 |
Fuckin'elephant was destroyed. |
01:25:48 |
You wanna know what I did |
01:25:54 |
Nothing. |
01:25:56 |
I didn't have |
01:26:05 |
You're laughing at me. |
01:26:07 |
No! |
01:26:34 |
# It seems so clear |
01:26:37 |
# The living color tends |
01:26:40 |
#Like dynamite # |
01:26:44 |
#Just imagine my surprise |
01:26:48 |
#And saw |
01:26:54 |
#If we dare expose |
01:26:58 |
# That's when strange sensations |
01:27:03 |
# Oh, we are not alone # |
01:27:06 |
# You find out where |
01:27:08 |
# There'll be somebody there |
01:27:14 |
# We are not alone # |
01:27:16 |
# 'Cause when you come down |
01:27:19 |
# We're really not |
01:27:55 |
Brian? |
01:27:58 |
Are you gonna |
01:28:04 |
Well, it's kind of a waste |
01:28:08 |
Well, that's what Vernon |
01:28:10 |
True. |
01:28:16 |
You just don't wanna |
01:28:19 |
True, but you're |
01:28:23 |
Well. Um... |
01:28:30 |
Yeah. |
01:28:34 |
All right. |
01:28:39 |
Great. |
01:28:53 |
Come on. |
01:28:55 |
Where we going? |
01:29:00 |
Don't be afraid. |
01:29:04 |
Don't stick that |
01:29:07 |
Just close it. Wait a minute. |
01:29:11 |
Good. |
01:29:16 |
You know, you really do |
01:29:19 |
Hey, I like |
01:29:23 |
This looks a lot better. |
01:29:25 |
Look up. |
01:29:36 |
Please. Why are you |
01:29:40 |
'Cause you're letting me. |
01:29:59 |
You lost? |
01:30:52 |
Thank you. |
01:31:03 |
Why'd you do that? |
01:31:05 |
'Cause I knew |
01:31:08 |
You know how you said before |
01:31:13 |
Wouldn't I be outstanding |
01:31:18 |
Were you really disgusted |
01:31:22 |
Truth? |
01:31:26 |
No. |
01:31:38 |
What happened to you? |
01:31:40 |
Why? |
01:31:48 |
- What's wrong? |
01:31:50 |
It's just... you're just |
01:31:56 |
I can see your face. |
01:31:59 |
Is that good or bad? |
01:32:03 |
That's good. |
01:32:20 |
See ya, Brian. |
01:32:23 |
See ya next Saturday. |
01:32:35 |
# Won't you |
01:32:39 |
#I'll be alone, dancing |
01:32:44 |
# Tell me |
01:32:48 |
# Giving me everything |
01:32:53 |
#Love's strange |
01:32:57 |
# Think of the tender things |
01:33:01 |
#Slow change |
01:33:05 |
# When the light |
01:33:10 |
#Don't you # |
01:33:13 |
#Forget about me # |
01:33:17 |
#Don't, don't, don't, don't # |
01:33:19 |
#Don't you # |
01:33:22 |
#Forget about me # |
01:33:27 |
# Will you stand above me # |
01:33:32 |
#Look my way |
01:33:36 |
#Rain keeps falling |
01:33:41 |
#Down, down, down # |
01:33:45 |
# Will you recognize me # |
01:33:50 |
# Call my name |
01:33:53 |
#As the rain keeps falling |
01:33:59 |
#Down, down, down # |
01:34:05 |
#Hey, hey, hey, hey # |
01:34:09 |
# Ooh ## |
01:34:11 |
"Dear Mr. Vernon... |
01:34:14 |
"We accept the fact that |
01:34:17 |
"for whatever it was |
01:34:20 |
"but we think you're crazy to |
01:34:24 |
"You see us |
01:34:26 |
"in the simplest terms |
01:34:30 |
"But what we found out |
01:34:34 |
"And an athlete... |
01:34:36 |
"And a basket case... |
01:34:38 |
"princess... |
01:34:41 |
"Does that answer your question? |
01:34:44 |
Sincerely yours, |
01:34:49 |
#Don't, don't, don't, don't # |
01:34:52 |
#Don't you # |
01:34:54 |
#Forget about me # |
01:34:59 |
#As you walk on by # |
01:35:03 |
# Will you call my name # |
01:35:08 |
#As you walk on by # |
01:35:11 |
# Will you call my name # |
01:35:16 |
# When you walk away # |
01:35:40 |
# When you walked |
01:35:44 |
#I could see |
01:35:47 |
#Is that smile |
01:35:51 |
# Only if my heart could see # |
01:36:01 |
# Will I make your body cry # |
01:36:05 |
# Cry so loud |
01:36:09 |
#In the shadows |
01:36:13 |
# Can I take you home tonight # |
01:36:23 |
#Is your heart |
01:36:27 |
#Just a flame |
01:36:30 |
#Heart too hot to hold # |
01:36:33 |
# Too hot, too hot |
01:36:38 |
#Heart too hot to hold # |
01:36:42 |
#Just a flame |
01:36:45 |
#Heart too hot to hold # |
01:36:47 |
# Too hot, too hot |