The Good Guy

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00:00:47 Hello?
00:00:48 Beth, hey.
00:00:50 Can you let me up?
00:00:52 I, uh--
00:00:53 I'm locked out of my apartment
00:00:55 and I lost my wallet and my keys.
00:00:58 No. You can't come up right now.
00:01:03 Is someone up there with you?
00:01:08 No.
00:01:12 Is it him?
00:01:16 Look, Beth, I--
00:01:19 I'm locked out.
00:01:21 And I have had the worst night
00:01:26 Look, if you help me,
00:01:28 Okay? Both of you.
00:01:44 I feel sorry for you, Tommy.
00:01:46 I do.
00:02:46 Have you ever been lied to
00:02:48 by someone you trusted completely?
00:02:50 Just had your little heart torn out
00:02:53 and shoved down your throat?
00:02:57 Trust me, it's not nearly
00:03:09 I hate to admit it,
00:03:10 but I was totally blindsided
00:03:13 And I deal with the best liars
00:03:16 I'm shorted another hundred thousand.
00:03:19 That's right, every sale's a good one.
00:03:20 Take that spin off the fucking tape
00:03:22 or I'm gonna come through this phone
00:03:24 Okay, talk to you later.
00:03:25 ...is up 30 percent,
00:03:28 It's not my fault you own this dodgy stock.
00:03:29 Don't worry, don't worry,
00:03:31 Half a million Johnny-John
00:03:34 This girl is a-fucking-mazing.
00:03:36 Is anybody gonna get me fucking done
00:03:39 Make some calls, people, please.
00:03:40 Yeah, just hold for me.
00:03:42 How, you're done at 50 thou on the figure,
00:03:44 - All right? Did you get that 50,000?
00:03:46 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:03:48 My whole system just crashed again.
00:03:50 Where is Iceman?
00:03:51 You sent him out for coffee.
00:03:53 Hey, Shakes,
00:03:54 I'm working it, man.
00:03:56 - where the fuck is my latte?
00:03:58 Shakespeare, it's fucking Microsoft.
00:04:00 - Okay.
00:04:02 - He's working it. I'll have it done soon.
00:04:04 of having an Army geek computer nerd
00:04:07 If he is never fucking here?
00:04:10 A Princeton diploma and three years
00:04:15 Thank you, Daniel.
00:04:16 And 63 cents change.
00:04:24 Listen, Daniel, my computer
00:04:27 Would you mind taking a look
00:04:30 Well, did you check and see if you just
00:04:39 It was kind of acting up
00:04:42 Thanks, soldier.
00:05:00 You know, when I first started,
00:05:03 he used to send me
00:05:05 Double quarter pounder with cheese,
00:05:09 Doesn't really bother me that much.
00:05:11 You won't be here in a year
00:05:13 If you keep on serving coffee to that prick.
00:05:17 Well, I like working with computers,
00:05:19 but to be honest,
00:05:22 I'd rather do what you do at some point.
00:05:27 ''This is the saddest
00:05:31 Thus begins the classic novel
00:05:34 In one of the most memorable
00:05:40 Well, that sounds
00:05:43 No kidding, I vote for Lolita.
00:05:45 Then it's sex with minors by a landslide.
00:05:47 Can we read
00:05:49 Can't we ever read something
00:05:51 This is New York City.
00:05:53 - No offense.
00:05:56 Are you really?
00:05:57 No. what's wrong with you people?
00:06:04 Have a good night, Tommy.
00:06:05 You too, Irv.
00:06:07 - Taxi?
00:06:09 For all the excitement and glamour,
00:06:10 Life in the big city
00:06:14 I mean, if you thought
00:06:18 you should try having
00:06:22 And maybe it's like this
00:06:25 but it just feels like
00:06:30 I know everyone has
00:06:33 It's not like I've always been a saint.
00:06:37 You know, I guess I just hoped things
00:06:40 You've been dating for two months
00:06:43 You made Rich wait about two hours.
00:06:44 Maybe your first time
00:06:47 - You never know.
00:06:49 - That would be lovely.
00:06:50 What would you do if Rich left his wife?
00:06:54 Where did that come from?
00:06:55 Hi. I hope I'm not interrupting.
00:06:58 Oh, hey.
00:06:59 No, we were just
00:07:02 - Oh, I'm sure you were.
00:07:04 You know Jordan.
00:07:05 This is Lisa, Susan, and Jill.
00:07:07 - Hi.
00:07:08 - Nice to meet you.
00:07:10 Would you guys like
00:07:12 - My treat?
00:07:13 meeting my boyfriend Bill
00:07:15 From Facebook.
00:07:17 - Bye.
00:07:18 - Oh.
00:07:20 - Okay.
00:07:22 - Have fun.
00:07:25 Maybe I'll tell you in Italy.
00:07:30 Do you think it means something
00:07:34 We'd only need one pair of scissors
00:07:38 Isn't it a little early to be talking
00:07:49 Does it bother you that
00:07:55 amazing with my life?
00:07:58 There's plenty of time for that.
00:08:00 Yeah. I don't want to end up
00:08:03 Like, almost 50,
00:08:06 and an awesome set of golf clubs.
00:08:10 Yeah. My boss is 42 and she's never
00:08:15 I don't think she's ever even been in love.
00:08:20 Have you?
00:08:24 I thought so.
00:08:25 But I think that when somebody turns out
00:08:29 than what you thought,
00:08:35 What happened with
00:08:38 Christie.
00:08:41 It just wasn't right.
00:08:53 You want to get that?
00:09:02 Yeah, no.
00:09:04 Thought he stopped calling.
00:09:07 He did. He started again.
00:09:13 We all have a past, Beth.
00:09:14 It's-- It's how you deal with it.
00:09:24 I just got off the phone with the people
00:09:26 They uncovered an old wall
00:09:28 that I think could be from
00:09:31 Oh, my God.
00:09:32 - That's amazing.
00:09:34 once they realize it's gonna set
00:09:37 While we excavate.
00:09:38 Oh, and Beth?
00:09:40 This could be something
00:09:44 What the fuck
00:09:46 - I am here--
00:09:49 God, I love the mute button.
00:09:50 There are five other calls
00:09:53 You gotta release me.
00:09:54 I understand that, Bobby.
00:09:55 Just give me one second, okay?
00:09:56 Hey, Shakes, this guy's
00:09:59 You can't just put this up for me?
00:10:00 I don't care if he's the fucking Pope.
00:10:02 How do I know he's
00:10:04 I'm hanging up, Tommy.
00:10:06 Okay, one call.
00:10:07 Then you can go and let
00:10:09 fuck this up for you, okay?
00:10:11 Fine. But keep me on the wire
00:10:14 Okay. Baker, didn't you say you had
00:10:17 Yeah, Pacific. we're still
00:10:20 Okay, you know what?
00:10:23 Page five.
00:10:27 You know you guys
00:10:29 Hey. This is actually Tom Fielding.
00:10:31 I run the sales desk over here.
00:10:32 How you doing, Tom?
00:10:34 I was calling to ask
00:10:36 Fine.
00:10:37 Are you potentially interested
00:10:39 In trading Microsoft today, yes or no?
00:10:43 Potentially.
00:10:46 Bobby, this is gonna happen.
00:10:47 Now, just FYl,
00:10:49 I have a guy looking
00:10:51 Maybe half a mil.
00:10:52 - Does that interest you?
00:10:56 Unfortunately, John, I don't have
00:10:59 My guy's real.
00:11:02 And that's you. Half a mil?
00:11:03 On the wire, last print, in or out?
00:11:09 Put it up.
00:11:10 Great. Now, this is just me asking.
00:11:12 Would you be able to go larger?
00:11:13 Hey, half a mil,
00:11:15 - Are you trying to front run me?
00:11:18 You just gotta trust me,
00:11:23 Two million.
00:11:24 Could go to two million here.
00:11:26 No, it's not Bill Gates on the line.
00:11:27 He's a mutual fund guy,
00:11:29 Well, he's got a lot more hair
00:11:31 Fine. Make it read two.
00:11:33 Okay. ls two million your total picture?
00:11:34 Why? ls he trying to move more?
00:11:38 What's he saying.
00:11:40 Is he trying to move more?
00:11:46 All right, gentlemen,
00:11:48 I think this ticket reads five million
00:11:51 That be on a cleanup?
00:11:52 I knew he had more behind that.
00:11:53 You're a genius.
00:11:54 Is this a cleanup for you?
00:11:56 Five million, I go home and fuck
00:11:59 It's a cleanup, John.
00:12:01 Okay, fine.
00:12:02 Put it up.
00:12:04 You'll still be in the box
00:12:07 Cross at five million, clean.
00:12:09 See how far a little trust can get you?
00:12:14 Another record down today
00:12:16 With all major indexes--
00:12:19 The Bargello and Accademia
00:12:22 What about those Botticellis?
00:12:24 And Michelangelo's only oil painting?
00:12:26 There's a reason he stopped after one.
00:12:28 I am a tourist.
00:12:31 Hi.
00:12:32 Is everything okay?
00:12:36 Why?
00:12:37 What happened?
00:12:39 Funding constraints.
00:12:45 So, what's the good news?
00:12:50 How would you like to be
00:12:53 - You're quitting?
00:12:56 In San Francisco.
00:13:10 Hey. where were you?
00:13:12 I'm sorry. I just changed now
00:13:14 - Are you still up?
00:13:16 - what happened?
00:13:18 to one more hedge fund douchebag
00:13:20 talk to me about private jet timeshares,
00:13:22 I swear to God I'm gonna
00:13:24 Yeah, well, my trip
00:13:28 Grab your stuff
00:13:30 Huh?
00:13:31 - Grab your stuff.
00:13:33 Don't worry about it.
00:13:38 All right. Step out.
00:13:40 Okay.
00:13:42 And one big step up.
00:13:44 Right there.
00:13:47 You gotta keep
00:13:48 Are you sure we're still in the city?
00:13:49 Yeah, just-- just--
00:13:52 - Here.
00:13:54 - Great.
00:13:56 I'll be keeping an eye on you.
00:14:05 No peeking.
00:14:06 I'm not.
00:14:07 - I saw that.
00:14:09 You peek again,
00:14:17 - Keep them closed.
00:14:19 Almost there.
00:14:20 All right, turn this way.
00:14:23 Now, open your eyes.
00:14:26 Oh, my God.
00:14:29 It's as close to Tuscany
00:14:33 Come on.
00:14:35 It gets better.
00:14:38 - Come on.
00:14:46 How did you find this place?
00:14:49 You know.
00:14:58 I'm sorry your trip got canceled.
00:15:01 Thank you.
00:15:05 One more surprise.
00:15:15 May I have this dance?
00:15:17 Yes.
00:15:41 Wait.
00:15:44 I think I have something.
00:15:54 I just didn't want to be one of those girls
00:15:56 Who sleeps with a lot of guys.
00:15:59 I don't want you to sleep
00:16:05 Right.
00:16:07 I'll do it.
00:16:11 - Other way.
00:16:19 Okay.
00:16:31 Yeah, Frank,
00:16:35 No, thank you.
00:16:37 That is 100,000 CRM
00:16:41 And Shakespeare,
00:16:42 have I ever told you
00:16:45 Somebody's in a good mood today.
00:16:46 - Tom.
00:16:48 Got a second?
00:17:07 So, what's up?
00:17:11 I got an offer from another firm.
00:17:15 About twice what I'm making here.
00:17:19 I don't know what to say.
00:17:22 I mean, I'd hate to lose you,
00:17:24 especially right now,
00:17:27 he might agree to a little kiss,
00:17:29 No way.
00:17:31 I know, I figured.
00:17:34 All right, look.
00:17:36 You gotta do what's right for you.
00:17:39 Are you thinking about taking it?
00:17:43 You already did.
00:17:47 Well, man, what can I say?
00:17:50 It's gonna be tough to replace you.
00:18:10 I like that a lot.
00:18:12 Listen, I gotta go, okay?
00:18:14 No, you hang up first.
00:18:16 No, you hang up.
00:18:19 Twenty-one-year-old physical therapist.
00:18:22 Thousand bucks a month
00:18:24 - A home run.
00:18:27 You gotta see her.
00:18:29 You should invite her to your place
00:18:32 Yeah. She can sit
00:18:34 Can you imagine?
00:18:36 Who you bringing, hotshot?
00:18:38 That Christie girl still in the picture?
00:18:39 No. Beth. You met her at the golf event.
00:18:41 - Oh, yeah.
00:18:43 That brunette who wouldn't fuck you.
00:18:46 Listen, can I just talk to you off the desk,
00:18:50 So, she did fuck you.
00:18:53 How long was that woman,
00:18:56 Jesus, that girl was your sexual Vietnam.
00:18:57 Not saying a word.
00:19:02 And so you just let him walk out.
00:19:04 He's your top guy for two years.
00:19:07 He already took the job.
00:19:09 Well, there's gonna be
00:19:11 When 20 of our biggest accounts call
00:19:14 We'll hire someone else.
00:19:15 That will take weeks.
00:19:19 Why the fuck didn't you let me talk to him?
00:19:21 I could convince that fucking
00:19:23 They guaranteed him two million a year
00:19:25 - plus upside.
00:19:27 Seven fifty this year--
00:19:32 Yeah, okay, we were too low.
00:19:35 All right, mister head of sales,
00:19:37 I'm sure you have one.
00:19:41 I think Daniel can step up.
00:19:45 Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:19:48 That guy couldn't sell vagina
00:19:50 - He's smart, he's honest.
00:19:53 He's a fucking retarded Boy Scout.
00:19:54 That is exactly what
00:19:57 - Tommy.
00:19:58 Tommy, Tommy, Tommy,
00:20:05 Why are guys like us good at our job?
00:20:08 Because people like us.
00:20:10 They might even meet a real, live girl.
00:20:11 Daniel is a lovely fellow.
00:20:13 He's as much fun as chlamydia.
00:20:15 I'm telling you this will work.
00:20:19 Let me remind you the value we place
00:20:22 - Your future--
00:20:24 Your future depends
00:20:28 of the team that you build.
00:20:31 Now, in light of that,
00:20:33 I'll ask you once.
00:20:36 Is Daniel your guy?
00:20:44 Yes.
00:20:48 Great.
00:20:51 I'm telling you, this chick I'm banging in HR
00:20:53 said that he was discharged
00:20:56 - And they sealed his file. Yes.
00:20:58 - Ha-ha!
00:21:00 We need someone to fill
00:21:03 And if we let Cash pick one of his guys,
00:21:06 We're all gonna be watching our asses.
00:21:08 I'm just not buying
00:21:10 Nobody joins the military,
00:21:14 Without having, you know,
00:21:16 You're right, wall Street is no place
00:21:19 Of questionable integrity.
00:21:21 Well, I think it's gonna be great.
00:21:23 Yeah, of course you do, Stephens.
00:21:25 Finally, someone on the desk
00:21:27 All right, that settles it.
00:21:28 I'm leaving my wife of ten years
00:21:31 and I'm moving in on Steve-O's couch.
00:21:33 - who said you could have my couch?
00:21:35 You get married when you were, like, 24?
00:21:37 Yeah, I met here when I was 22.
00:21:40 - Christ on a bun.
00:21:43 - I'm sure I'll be there soon enough.
00:21:45 Sorry I'm late.
00:21:46 - Hey.
00:21:49 And we can only reset the servers
00:21:51 Plus the new software rollout
00:21:55 Right. Daniel, you know Chris Baker's
00:21:58 Yeah, I heard.
00:22:01 - That sucks.
00:22:05 We've been talking.
00:22:07 And we thought that...
00:22:08 you'd be the right guy
00:22:10 Starting immediately.
00:22:12 - wow.
00:22:15 - He's got a lot of big accounts, though.
00:22:17 We'll split them up.
00:22:19 This is a bit of a
00:22:21 Opportunities like this,
00:22:22 Yeah.
00:22:24 Look, I mean, we'll all
00:22:26 till you get your legs under you.
00:22:28 You're gonna be
00:22:29 - All right.
00:22:31 Thanks, Tommy.
00:22:32 I'm not gonna let you guys down.
00:22:33 Good. Sorry, guys, couldn't resist.
00:22:37 Here. Don't worry about it, drink it.
00:22:38 No, no, I fucking hate tequila, Tommy.
00:22:41 - This is the good stuff.
00:22:43 Doesn't even taste like tequila.
00:22:45 Jeez. Here's to Daniel.
00:22:46 - All right.
00:22:50 That fucking tastes like tequila.
00:22:52 Tastes like honey.
00:22:53 I'm just saying that if I were black,
00:22:56 I'd just want to be called black.
00:22:57 You know?
00:23:00 Why would you say that?
00:23:01 African-American just sounds
00:23:03 - why would you say that?
00:23:04 I'm allowed to speculate
00:23:07 I'm also ethnic.
00:23:08 I mean, do you really prefer
00:23:11 You mean despite the fact
00:23:14 - Right.
00:23:15 Okay, so in England,
00:23:19 Englishman.
00:23:21 Who are you bringing
00:23:23 - who am I bringing?
00:23:25 I didn't know
00:23:27 I didn't even know
00:23:28 Okay. Saturday. Homework.
00:23:31 Tomorrow. You guys with me.
00:23:34 Hey. Dust someone off.
00:23:37 - Ladies. Any chance, ladies?
00:23:39 Any, any chance whatsoever?
00:23:41 I don't know, okay?
00:23:44 - I can't stay out past 3.
00:23:45 84th and 5th, please.
00:23:52 Hey. How's it going with the new guy?
00:23:54 He's fine.
00:23:55 Just he's one of those lost souls
00:23:57 that kind of dropped
00:23:59 to find himself.
00:24:01 I'm not so sure it worked.
00:24:03 Why do you want to hire him, then?
00:24:05 No, I mean, he's smart.
00:24:06 And he's a fucking computer genius.
00:24:08 I mean, maybe all those stupid
00:24:10 Hey, so, you coming over?
00:24:12 I wish I could. I just--
00:24:13 I gotta get up early tomorrow
00:24:18 I'll call you tomorrow,
00:24:20 - Okay.
00:24:44 Would you please
00:24:46 Have you even talked
00:24:47 I feel like a total perv.
00:24:49 The last girl I talked to was
00:24:52 Hey. Bookstore was your idea.
00:24:54 I know. It's just...
00:24:56 not everyone is good at this stuff.
00:24:59 All right, Daniel.
00:25:02 Okay?
00:25:03 Any woman in this city
00:25:07 Oh, my God.
00:25:09 You should see this girl
00:25:11 There you go.
00:25:12 - Now go talk to her.
00:25:15 - what do I say? I don't know.
00:25:18 Just move before someone else
00:25:27 Sorry.
00:25:34 Where in Italy are you going?
00:25:38 Oh. I'm not.
00:25:42 I'm just returning this.
00:25:46 That's too bad.
00:25:50 Yeah. My trip there just got canceled,
00:25:53 so that's not really what
00:25:59 Did I say amazing?
00:26:03 Full of ltalians.
00:26:04 Does that help at all?
00:26:07 Not really.
00:26:09 Well, you know what,
00:26:11 and put it in a place
00:26:14 and that way you'll always be reminded
00:26:17 about how much you want to go.
00:26:21 That might be the worst idea
00:26:25 Yeah, but you know
00:26:27 I mean, you know
00:26:29 If you forget your dreams,
00:26:33 Who says that?
00:26:38 Nobody. I just made that up.
00:26:41 But it's true.
00:26:44 Next.
00:26:46 Oh.
00:26:48 You go ahead. I think
00:26:52 Thanks.
00:26:54 Next in line, please.
00:27:01 Sir, can I help you?
00:27:04 Oh, I need a book.
00:27:12 So, question is
00:27:14 Which one of the three women
00:27:17 The one who redecorated the office.
00:27:19 - wrong.
00:27:22 Nope. Daniel?
00:27:24 Then the one who loves children.
00:27:26 No.
00:27:27 The one with the biggest tits.
00:27:33 That must be how Larry got the job.
00:27:36 One look at these man-boobs
00:27:42 Hey, Daniel, you got any jokes?
00:27:44 Yeah, let's hear from the new guy.
00:27:45 Oh, I can never remember any jokes.
00:27:48 Oh, come on.
00:27:50 Yeah, come on, Daniel.
00:27:52 Well, I guess I can think of one.
00:27:55 But it's so stupid.
00:27:58 Come on, go ahead, tell it.
00:28:04 Okay.
00:28:07 What do you call
00:28:09 I don't know. what?
00:28:11 A two-knee fish.
00:28:17 Like tuna, but--
00:28:19 You have to think about it.
00:28:23 That's a-- That's a classic.
00:28:25 - That's actually pretty good.
00:28:28 - where are we going tonight?
00:28:30 No. No strip clubs tonight.
00:28:32 Let's meet some civilians.
00:28:34 Yeah. Hey, hey, Daniel?
00:28:36 You know any girls
00:28:37 Yeah, who you got on speed dial?
00:28:40 I don't know a lot of women
00:28:42 Well, okay.
00:28:45 You know, wednesday nights.
00:28:47 Wednesday?
00:28:49 I don't really go out much on wednesdays.
00:28:52 Anymore.
00:28:54 Anymore. This guy-- Animal.
00:29:13 - Nut?
00:29:14 Thank you.
00:29:22 Pick up the phone, say hello.
00:29:26 Go ahead, pick it up.
00:29:28 There's no one there.
00:29:29 Humor me.
00:29:36 - Hello?
00:29:38 Hang it up and do it again.
00:29:43 - Hello.
00:29:45 Pretty easy, huh?
00:29:47 But I don't pay my salesmen
00:29:49 to answer the phone.
00:29:51 I pay them to make it ring.
00:29:55 Billy Simmons called today.
00:29:58 He doesn't want Daniel to cover them.
00:30:01 Any idea why?
00:30:03 They're very different people.
00:30:06 You are on--
00:30:10 You are only going
00:30:11 because you know
00:30:15 You can fool everybody else, Tom,
00:30:19 He's the type of guy
00:30:21 - He's honest, loyaI--
00:30:25 Make no mistake,
00:30:27 the first day he gets a chance.
00:30:29 This is not sleepaway camp, Tommy.
00:30:31 Your job is to make me rich. Period.
00:30:35 Now, however you're gonna get
00:30:37 you better do it fast,
00:30:39 and get somebody in there
00:30:54 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:30:57 Cash is killing me about Daniel.
00:31:00 Really? what's wrong with him?
00:31:01 He's like Forrest fucking Gump.
00:31:03 Without the people skills.
00:31:06 I'm heading to SoHo
00:31:08 I thought we were gonna
00:31:10 Beth, please. I'm being pulled
00:31:13 Fine. But I need to be
00:31:17 I'll call you later, I promise.
00:31:23 Doesn't matter what
00:31:24 just show the woman
00:31:27 Like what?
00:31:29 It's your life.
00:31:31 I don't know.
00:31:34 Okay. You like to read, right?
00:31:36 - Yeah.
00:31:40 Dickens, Tolstoy.
00:31:43 - I like Austen, Jane Austen.
00:31:44 Might be a little brainy
00:31:47 So let's see, what else?
00:31:49 I can give you the flight specs
00:31:53 for every domestic aircraft since 1950.
00:31:58 Classics.
00:32:01 Talk about books she might like.
00:32:03 But be careful, 'cause you can't act,
00:32:06 You gotta mix it up.
00:32:08 What does that mean?
00:32:09 Just if you were a surfer,
00:32:12 If you're a dork, be a dork
00:32:14 You know? Just--
00:32:15 If you act boring
00:32:17 guess what?
00:32:18 You're boring.
00:32:20 Tommy, this sounds ridiculous.
00:32:22 It's totally fucking ridiculous,
00:32:24 I'm not telling you
00:32:25 I'm telling you how they are.
00:32:27 And unfortunately, a woman,
00:32:29 Is gonna notice whether or not
00:32:31 or your shirt's buttoned up too high
00:32:32 or it's tucked in when it shouldn't be
00:32:34 or you have a cell phone
00:32:37 This is--
00:32:40 didn't you find any, like,
00:32:42 You want me to wear
00:32:45 Look, I can't stand guys that try
00:32:48 - It's not me.
00:32:51 I'm not trying to turn you into some big city,
00:32:55 or any of those guys.
00:32:57 All I'm saying is, unfortunately,
00:32:58 What you wear does
00:33:00 and your statement right now is,
00:33:03 ''Hi. welcome to Blockbuster.''
00:33:05 We're going in here.
00:33:15 Can you help this guy out?
00:33:16 What did you have in mind
00:33:18 for little Tommy Hilfiger here?
00:33:21 Just something he can wear out in public.
00:33:23 I'm right here, guys.
00:33:25 I can hear what you're saying.
00:33:27 Maybe something casual sexy.
00:33:29 - Sounds about right.
00:33:34 Medium.
00:33:36 Or small sexy.
00:33:39 Tommy, you didn't have to pay for this.
00:33:41 No, it's worth it.
00:33:42 Hey, I forgot my clothes.
00:33:45 - Yeah. Leave them.
00:33:46 Exactly.
00:33:53 You still haven't told Tommy
00:33:56 Fuck.
00:33:58 I keep putting it off.
00:33:59 It would just put
00:34:02 Yeah, but you're running out of time.
00:34:06 God, I hope my fucking vibrator
00:34:08 Hey, isn't Lisa supposed to be here?
00:34:10 I don't know, maybe she didn't want
00:34:13 - Hello?
00:34:15 I'm home.
00:34:17 Can you guys come over?
00:34:19 - Yeah, what's wrong?
00:34:21 Bill left his email account
00:34:25 We'll be right there.
00:34:27 Don't go early.
00:34:30 Don't go early.
00:34:33 Ow, son of a bitch!
00:34:35 Steve-O, you're at, like, a ten.
00:34:37 I need you down
00:34:40 Fuck right off, okay?
00:34:41 Come on, let's go again.
00:34:42 - Does it hurt that bad?
00:34:44 - Refill. Jesus.
00:34:48 - Daniel?
00:34:49 What have you learned today?
00:34:51 To show your customers
00:34:54 - that you have and--
00:34:56 People see that shit coming
00:34:57 How do you do it?
00:34:58 Fuck me!
00:35:00 What is wrong
00:35:02 I don't know.
00:35:03 How do you do it?
00:35:04 - How do I do it?
00:35:06 Never kiss someone's ass.
00:35:08 - You're better off just fucking with them.
00:35:10 Okay, so first thing Monday morning
00:35:13 ''Hey, you fat fucks,
00:35:18 Was that a joke?
00:35:20 - lt was bad, I'm sorry.
00:35:22 - I need you to focus, okay?
00:35:23 All right, and stop apologizing so much.
00:35:25 Sorry. Shit.
00:35:27 Look, the reason these rules
00:35:29 they're the same rules
00:35:31 Which is even more important
00:35:33 Wait. women don't actually
00:35:36 That's misogynist bullshit.
00:35:38 No. what women hate
00:35:40 Is getting lied to by guys
00:35:41 Who are just trying to sleep with them.
00:35:42 What if I'm not just
00:35:45 Then you're gay.
00:35:46 Fuck!
00:35:49 God, that actually hurts a lot.
00:35:51 Had to get him distracted.
00:35:54 not learning anything, ever.
00:35:57 That's a horrible game.
00:35:58 I think my sperm count
00:36:00 Let's do it again.
00:36:01 All I'm saying is that obviously,
00:36:04 something was really wrong
00:36:05 If you were already that suspicious.
00:36:07 Oh, but that doesn't give me the right
00:36:08 to go snooping around like that.
00:36:10 Oh, will you listen to yourself?
00:36:12 Your boyfriend cheats on you
00:36:13 and you're mad at yourself
00:36:15 People do make mistakes, Jordan.
00:36:17 Locking your keys in the car
00:36:20 Repeatedly fucking your ex-girlfriend
00:36:22 Jordan, come on.
00:36:23 He said it was only the one time.
00:36:25 That is such bullshit.
00:36:27 Infidelities are like cockroaches.
00:36:29 For every one you catch,
00:36:31 Hey, you're not helping her right now.
00:36:33 Can you just be supportive and not turn this
00:36:35 Into some stupid male-bashing session?
00:36:39 Where's Tommy tonight?
00:36:44 You know what your problem is?
00:36:46 You wouldn't know what to do
00:36:47 If a great guy just threw himself at you.
00:36:50 At least I'm giving myself
00:36:52 Maybe use your sensitive side.
00:36:54 - Show that off.
00:36:56 Use the fact that you are
00:36:59 Coming from the guy
00:37:02 Hit the thing.
00:37:05 - what's pink?
00:37:07 You can take whatever you want
00:37:08 and you'll sleep like a rock.
00:37:10 - Yellow.
00:37:12 I left my glow sticks back in 1997.
00:37:14 - what's blue?
00:37:17 It's perfect for you.
00:37:19 - I'm good, thanks.
00:37:21 Power up, okay?
00:37:24 Never take a knife
00:37:26 Gunfight. That's a nice metaphor.
00:37:28 Don't listen to these guys.
00:37:30 No tourists.
00:37:34 You ready to be released
00:37:59 Hey, guys.
00:38:01 We got everybody.
00:38:18 No, honey, we don't need these.
00:38:23 She's beautiful.
00:38:25 You think so?
00:38:26 - Yeah.
00:38:27 Do you have water?
00:38:29 I'm sure she gets hit on
00:38:31 You're probably right,
00:38:33 by guys who don't
00:38:35 If she's a Gemini
00:38:37 But I'm not asking you to go over there
00:38:39 I just want you to go talk to her.
00:38:41 You keep telling me what
00:38:42 I don't know what
00:38:44 I'm in the low self-esteem business.
00:38:46 If a girl's parents are still together,
00:38:49 Doesn't really matter
00:38:51 I have an English accent.
00:38:53 You know what? All right.
00:38:55 Two girls, end of the bar.
00:38:57 Go talk to them.
00:39:01 Okay.
00:39:04 - what, right now?
00:39:07 Which one do you like better?
00:39:08 I don't know.
00:39:11 Blonde, I guess.
00:39:12 - Rookie.
00:39:14 No questions.
00:39:17 Go.
00:39:19 Wait, come back.
00:39:20 - what?
00:39:21 What is that?
00:39:24 Okay, now go.
00:39:26 Do you actually believe
00:39:29 - Some of it.
00:39:31 Not a fucking prayer.
00:39:39 Excuse me.
00:39:44 Pass me a napkin? Please?
00:39:48 Thank you.
00:39:51 De-entry.
00:39:56 I feel stupid.
00:39:57 You look stupid.
00:39:58 Let me get this straight, Daniel.
00:40:00 Okay? You could fly a jet
00:40:03 for, like, 72 hours with a plastic tube
00:40:05 but you can't go talk
00:40:07 - for 10 seconds.
00:40:11 - we never had--
00:40:13 You gotta be able to do this.
00:40:14 You have to.
00:40:16 What about that one over there?
00:40:17 - Oh, totally gross.
00:40:20 I want to touch her where she pees.
00:40:21 That is a good-looking white girl.
00:40:23 Ring. Ring.
00:40:24 Oh, fuck, you're right.
00:40:26 Oh, how 'bout that one?
00:40:28 - That's a handsome woman.
00:40:30 She might as well have a tail,
00:40:32 and she's ugly.
00:40:33 You know, some people
00:40:34 you guys talk about women is ugly.
00:40:35 Yeah, but we're only ugly
00:40:39 Oh, that-- that is a beautiful woman.
00:40:42 She totally wants to have
00:40:45 She does not want to have
00:40:47 She wants to have
00:40:49 Steve-O, fine.
00:40:53 But none of that shock and awe bullshit
00:40:56 Someone has to show
00:40:57 - You don't have to--
00:41:00 Sexy party.
00:41:02 Okay. None of that scorched earth bullshit.
00:41:07 Well, hello there, Rodeo.
00:41:11 I don't think she's having it, mate.
00:41:13 A Grey Goose and soda?
00:41:15 How 'bout you go talk to her?
00:41:18 I don't think Cindy Brady's
00:41:20 I'm gonna go take a hot lap.
00:41:22 Thanks for the help, Shakes.
00:41:24 Well, your turn.
00:41:27 - No. No.
00:41:30 Okay, fine. Okay.
00:41:32 But remember, this is
00:41:34 Whatever, just go talk to her.
00:41:35 I'm gonna get
00:41:40 I'm Steven, by the way.
00:41:42 - I'm Brooke.
00:41:43 You look really professional up there.
00:41:46 By which I mean you're, like, hot.
00:41:47 Like, really hot.
00:41:49 Another napkin.
00:41:51 Where's the bartender?
00:41:53 - I hope I'm not interrupting.
00:41:55 - No, not at all. Hi.
00:41:58 Tommy.
00:42:00 - Yeah, This is BI--
00:42:03 - Blake?
00:42:04 - Brooke.
00:42:05 - Tommy. Nice to meet you.
00:42:08 So, how do you two
00:42:10 - Oh, we--
00:42:12 You write children's books too?
00:42:14 Yeah. He does instructional guides
00:42:17 for swing sets.
00:42:25 - well--
00:42:28 Obviously, I'm not gonna
00:42:31 so why don't you give it a shot?
00:42:35 I am so sorry about that.
00:42:36 What an asshole.
00:42:38 - Yeah, I--
00:42:41 Yeah, we do,
00:42:45 You know what?
00:42:46 Let's start over.
00:42:50 And I owe you a drink.
00:42:55 I'm Brooke.
00:42:57 It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:42:59 Personally, I think there's
00:43:03 If anything, it shows your willingness
00:43:08 and be proactive about making changes.
00:43:12 You don't sound black at all.
00:43:16 Are you from Europe?
00:43:18 Here goes Jonathan,
00:43:24 - Yeah!
00:43:27 That's gotta hurt.
00:43:29 It doesn't look innocent,
00:43:31 Hey, give me.
00:43:33 Here.
00:43:35 What if he really is sorry?
00:43:37 Everyone is sorry once they're caught.
00:43:39 It's true.
00:43:41 after I found out he was married.
00:43:43 All's fair in love and war.
00:43:45 Are you retarded?
00:43:47 That's just a bullshit excuse
00:43:50 They need Guantanamo Bay
00:43:51 I'd waterboard the fuck
00:43:54 Good for you.
00:43:55 Hey, you know what?
00:43:58 Really? ls he cute?
00:44:01 He didn't say,
00:44:05 I'll find a way to bring him around.
00:44:06 Put this on.
00:44:08 Do I really have to
00:44:10 Yes.
00:44:12 Whose bachelorette party
00:44:17 Look, I just felt that if we had met
00:44:22 just a few weeks ago,
00:44:26 Like, really amazing.
00:44:29 - I mean--
00:44:31 It's crazy, isn't it?
00:44:34 - Yeah.
00:44:39 Can you get my bag?
00:44:40 I love you guys.
00:44:42 I love you.
00:44:46 Thank you.
00:44:48 That could have been
00:44:57 Here's where things started
00:45:00 Brooke lost her purse
00:45:03 Her phone, her keys, everything.
00:45:07 She asked if she could crash on my couch
00:45:09 and call a locksmith in the morning.
00:45:12 I know I really could have
00:45:15 but I didn't.
00:45:19 I'm gonna get going.
00:45:21 Okay.
00:45:25 Thanks.
00:45:27 No sweat.
00:45:29 I've always believed that trust
00:45:30 Is the single most important thing
00:45:33 But given that nothing happened,
00:45:36 I decided not to tell Beth.
00:45:42 Hey, hotshot.
00:45:44 Cash, good to see you.
00:45:45 Hello, Beth.
00:45:47 Oh, aren't you a sweet talker.
00:45:49 Look at that.
00:45:53 - Look at that thing.
00:45:55 - was it? You picked that out?
00:45:58 - I'm shocked.
00:46:00 Oh, you haven't met Beth yet,
00:46:02 Not officially.
00:46:04 I'm surprised at your taste.
00:46:05 - She's really nice.
00:46:08 I'm sure.
00:46:12 Okay, who takes the same
00:46:15 No, what are you talking about, man?
00:46:16 Stephen's wife is beautiful.
00:46:18 All I'm saying is he passed up
00:46:21 of man-Whoring.
00:46:22 He could have put up
00:46:24 and then retired.
00:46:25 Yeah, he looks miserable.
00:46:27 Anyone need a drink?
00:46:30 - So, you came here with Tommy?
00:46:32 So, how long have you guys been dating?
00:46:33 It's been three months now.
00:46:36 That long?
00:46:39 Time flies.
00:46:41 Diet Coke, please.
00:46:43 Oh, will you excuse me for a second?
00:46:44 Sure.
00:46:52 Thank you.
00:46:57 Hitting the hard stuff, huh?
00:47:00 Yeah. Saving the table dancing
00:47:05 You must be Daniel.
00:47:06 It's so funny.
00:47:08 Yeah, I figured.
00:47:10 Well, it's nice to meet you.
00:47:12 You too.
00:47:14 - Again.
00:47:20 You look different.
00:47:28 So, how did you
00:47:31 I was out one night with my friend Jordan,
00:47:33 and he was obviously on a date.
00:47:35 - That's trouble.
00:47:37 Well, he left, but he came
00:47:39 and told me that he wanted
00:47:42 And ever since then--
00:47:43 Tommy, he's a great guy.
00:47:45 Yeah, he's great.
00:47:47 Tommy says you're a big reader.
00:47:49 What's your favorite book?
00:47:52 Well, have you ever read
00:47:54 - Really?
00:47:57 No. It's just why do guys
00:48:00 I mean, is it in a manual somewhere
00:48:02 on how to speak to women or--
00:48:03 No. I like it because
00:48:06 It shows how wrong
00:48:08 You know?
00:48:09 And also, the main character,
00:48:13 Sounds stupid, but she's,
00:48:15 Have you ever read Lolita?
00:48:18 ''Lolita, my sin, my soul,
00:48:20 standing four feet ten in one sock.''
00:48:23 Hey, you should come to my book club
00:48:25 I think it would be really great
00:48:29 What about Tommy?
00:48:30 Oh, Tommy would never come.
00:48:32 Plus, there's kind of a no-boyfriend rule.
00:48:34 Yeah.
00:48:36 Sounds like fun.
00:48:37 I'm gonna have to
00:48:38 Oh, come on.
00:48:39 Just you and five cute girls
00:48:43 - Tommy.
00:48:44 See you saved me
00:48:45 Yeah, good timing.
00:48:47 You have to convince Daniel
00:48:49 - Book club.
00:48:51 That sounds like a great idea.
00:48:52 Really? why?
00:48:54 First of all, you would be talking
00:48:56 even if it is about books.
00:48:57 Well, come on. I'm sure
00:49:00 - Don't you?
00:49:02 And secondly, it would give
00:49:05 That's why I don't think
00:49:12 Good morning, soldier.
00:49:14 Morning.
00:49:16 What are you reading?
00:49:18 Oh, just a book.
00:49:22 What book?
00:49:24 - It's nothing.
00:49:26 What is the t--
00:49:27 Pride and Prejudice.
00:49:29 Put that away. Jesus.
00:49:31 What are you,
00:49:37 Met a woman--
00:49:40 She reminds me
00:49:44 You're doing really lovely
00:49:50 So when you say cute,
00:49:52 do you mean, like,
00:49:53 Iittle kid with gum in his hair cute
00:49:54 - or Brad Pitt cute?
00:49:57 See, I don't want this turning into some
00:50:00 Hey, I thought women were supposed
00:50:02 Yeah, government salaries
00:50:04 really do it to me nasty.
00:50:05 And we've met Tommy's work friends.
00:50:08 No, but he's nothing like those guys.
00:50:09 If anything, he's too old-fashioned.
00:50:12 What, he still prefers vaginal sex?
00:50:14 Ooh, old school, yeah.
00:50:17 You said you invited him later.
00:50:18 I did.
00:50:19 Oh, I need my--
00:50:21 - Okay, come on, girl.
00:50:24 You guys are pathetic.
00:50:25 - You look cute. You're adorable.
00:50:27 Hello.
00:50:29 It's Daniel.
00:50:30 He's polite and early.
00:50:32 - Yeah, he's gay.
00:50:34 - He was in the military.
00:50:36 Yeah, don't ask, don't tell.
00:50:39 - Hey.
00:50:40 Come on in.
00:50:41 I got you this.
00:50:44 - Oh, thank you.
00:50:46 Yeah. So, you have
00:50:49 Daniel, this is Lisa,
00:50:53 Hi, everyone.
00:50:55 Hi.
00:50:56 Sorry I'm so early.
00:50:59 No, no.
00:51:01 - Just sat down.
00:51:03 - if you guys are--
00:51:05 - Sit.
00:51:10 And apparently, they've
00:51:13 Ever.
00:51:16 I know it's a classic,
00:51:18 this old, Euro-trash pervert
00:51:20 screwing a 12-year-old
00:51:21 - It's disgusting.
00:51:23 With candy
00:51:25 Daniel, you've been awfully quiet.
00:51:27 Have we scared you out of talking?
00:51:29 Well, I can't disagree
00:51:33 Obviously, yeah,
00:51:37 - And he's--
00:51:38 Let him finish.
00:51:40 Yes. But I believe that
00:51:45 You know, doesn't make it okay,
00:51:46 but he's not just a pervert.
00:51:49 - Yeah. He's a murderer too.
00:51:52 Years later, he kills the man
00:51:54 But he loved her more than anything.
00:51:57 Even his own life.
00:52:00 I think that's what love is.
00:52:03 Anything else is just...
00:52:05 a distraction.
00:52:12 Should we choose another book?
00:52:14 - For next time?
00:52:15 Will you be able to join us next time?
00:52:17 Uh, okay,
00:52:19 but I kind of got the feeling
00:52:23 Oh, no.
00:52:24 - No.
00:52:25 - You passed.
00:52:27 You guys can be like
00:52:32 - Thanks. Lovely.
00:52:34 All right. well then, is everybody okay
00:52:36 No. I don't really want
00:52:38 Oh, no, but it's
00:52:40 Well, here.
00:52:42 ''This heartbreaking novel
00:52:45 ''tells the story of an ex-soldier
00:52:47 ''and seemingly perfect gentleman.
00:52:48 '''He was just the sort of man
00:52:51 says the tragic narrator of the story.''
00:52:56 - There you go.
00:52:59 Actually--
00:53:02 You're a total neat freak, aren't you?
00:53:05 Actually, my apartment's a mess.
00:53:09 Therapy for all those years of me
00:53:12 I cannot picture you in the military.
00:53:14 What does that mean?
00:53:15 I don't know.
00:53:17 You just don't seem very aggressive.
00:53:21 Are you kidding me?
00:53:22 I was an avionics engineer.
00:53:25 - were you?
00:53:27 Super-aggressive.
00:53:29 No. My dad, he was in the Air Force,
00:53:32 and the only way I could
00:53:36 Get up every morning at 6 A. M.,
00:53:39 do some push ups,
00:53:43 But you didn't finish your service, right?
00:53:45 Tommy said you dropped out.
00:53:48 I didn't mean it like that.
00:53:49 No, it's okay. I--
00:53:54 You have to serve
00:53:57 In order to get your loans paid off,
00:53:58 and my commanding officer
00:54:01 and after three years,
00:54:04 I just had some stuff that happened.
00:54:06 And he agreed to get me discharged a year
00:54:09 That's good.
00:54:12 - I think.
00:54:13 No, it was at the time.
00:54:15 But now I've got a hundred grand
00:54:18 - God.
00:54:21 Well, I wouldn't say nothing.
00:54:29 That would be Tommy.
00:54:34 Hey, come on up.
00:54:39 Guess I should get going, huh?
00:54:41 Okay. well, I'm so glad
00:54:45 And thank you
00:54:47 - It was nice.
00:54:49 Hey, guys.
00:54:51 How was book club?
00:54:55 It was good.
00:55:05 Are you ever actually
00:55:09 Someday, yeah.
00:55:11 Come on, babe, it's late.
00:55:20 My aunt and uncle used to be
00:55:26 Working hundred-hour weeks
00:55:30 One day, they just moved to Colorado
00:55:32 to run this hot air balloon company.
00:55:35 That's great.
00:55:37 It is.
00:55:40 They take people up to watch the sunset
00:55:42 over the Rockies every night.
00:55:44 They get by okay,
00:55:45 and they get to see
00:55:50 And he hasn't thrown her
00:55:55 Come on, babe.
00:56:14 I was offered a promotion
00:56:23 And can you make sure
00:56:27 They need to be there
00:56:29 As long as there's a doorman, sure.
00:56:30 Did you want to fill out a card?
00:56:32 Yes.
00:56:45 You like flowers.
00:56:47 This isn't funny.
00:56:48 ''Happy Anniversary''?
00:56:53 I guess I did meet her
00:56:56 Beth, Beth,
00:56:57 you're mad at me,
00:56:59 This has nothing to do with us.
00:57:01 Of course it does.
00:57:02 ''We all have a past.''
00:57:05 I dealt with mine.
00:57:07 What else do you want me to do?
00:57:08 I can get a restraining order.
00:57:11 How does one actually do that?
00:57:13 I'm tired of this.
00:57:34 Hello.
00:57:35 Hi.
00:57:36 What's for dinner?
00:57:39 Just peanut butter...
00:57:42 sandwiches.
00:57:44 All right.
00:57:46 Hey, Tommy and Lisa and l
00:57:48 are going for dinner next week
00:57:49 and we wanted to invite you along.
00:57:50 I can't.
00:57:51 I didn't even say which night yet.
00:57:54 Uh, no. I just, um--
00:57:57 I don't like to be set up.
00:57:59 Oh. well, it's not a setup.
00:58:01 How's Monday night?
00:58:03 We're going for sushi.
00:58:05 Yeah, uh--
00:58:06 I think I could do Monday.
00:58:08 - Okay.
00:58:09 - Good.
00:58:12 What are you doing home
00:58:14 Oh, it's just been
00:58:16 What's your excuse?
00:58:17 I'm meeting Tommy later.
00:58:21 So, what's your story?
00:58:22 Why don't you have a girlfriend?
00:58:24 Well, my ex-girlfriend,
00:58:28 uh, fiancée, she got pregnant
00:58:32 She visited you over there?
00:58:33 No.
00:58:34 No, that was kind of the problem.
00:58:37 Oh. Sorry.
00:58:39 Well, it's not really the homecoming
00:58:41 I'd been looking forward to
00:58:44 Right.
00:58:46 So, are you interested
00:58:50 Interested like, um--
00:58:54 No, no, not--
00:58:55 That's a yes.
00:58:57 Who is she?
00:59:01 I don't think you do, Beth.
00:59:13 All right, say when.
00:59:16 It's a school night.
00:59:18 You know?
00:59:19 It's okay, I don't have to be
00:59:23 So, what was your favorite
00:59:27 Oh, I don't know.
00:59:28 Botswana, maybe.
00:59:30 No, Vietnam.
00:59:31 People there are so nice.
00:59:34 Beaches are just amazing,
00:59:37 and it's like a million
00:59:40 so it's really cheap.
00:59:41 A million dongs to a dollar, huh?
00:59:43 Sounds like a good time.
00:59:49 So, what was Botswana like?
00:59:51 Okay.
00:59:53 Picture herds of zebra and elephant,
00:59:56 Literally just stopping traffic on highways.
00:59:58 And the currency there
01:00:01 actually, it's called the pula,
01:00:03 Which is the same word as rain.
01:00:06 Oh, 'cause of the droughts.
01:00:07 Yeah, exactly.
01:00:08 And the pennies,
01:00:11 So poetic.
01:00:13 It is.
01:00:14 Aren't you drinking?
01:00:15 - Oh, yeah.
01:00:19 Seven years bad sex.
01:00:23 Seven more years, huh?
01:00:27 School night.
01:00:30 Oops.
01:00:35 Let's have a toast.
01:00:38 To Daniel's success in his new job.
01:00:40 And to Lisa's promotion.
01:00:43 And to Beth, for organizing tonight.
01:00:45 Yes, here's to everyone.
01:00:53 Beth, what are you going to do
01:00:56 Well, it's such a great opportunity,
01:00:58 but part of me feels
01:01:01 When would you be moving?
01:01:03 Probably in about a month.
01:01:06 Yeah. I'd miss her like crazy,
01:01:07 but it's only a plane ride, right?
01:01:10 Yeah. I mean, it's not that far.
01:01:11 I just can't make up my mind.
01:01:14 I know how you can figure it out.
01:01:18 This...
01:01:20 can show you exactly
01:01:22 Yeah, let's leave all of life's
01:01:25 That's brilliant, Daniel.
01:01:27 I don't really believe in luck.
01:01:28 No, it's not about luck.
01:01:29 Okay?
01:01:30 Heads you stay, tails you go.
01:01:34 You gotta trust me, though, okay?
01:01:37 - This is ridiculous.
01:01:42 What do you want it to be?
01:01:50 Stay.
01:01:53 Then that's your answer.
01:01:57 What was it really?
01:01:58 What was it?
01:01:59 Doesn't matter.
01:02:02 Dude, you looked at it.
01:02:04 That's not the point.
01:02:06 Yeah, I guess I do.
01:02:18 Thanks for dinner, Tommy.
01:02:19 - Yes.
01:02:21 - Thank you.
01:02:24 Shit. I left my credit card inside.
01:02:27 Be right back.
01:02:31 - I think I'm gonna call it a night.
01:02:33 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
01:02:37 Do you want to share a cab?
01:02:39 No.
01:02:42 I'm headed downtown,
01:02:44 Yeah.
01:02:45 Wouldn't make sense, you know?
01:02:47 Logistically.
01:02:49 Got it. what's the plan?
01:02:51 I'm just gonna call it a night.
01:02:53 - Thanks for everything, man.
01:02:55 Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
01:02:56 You guys have a good night, all right?
01:02:57 - You too.
01:02:58 Take care.
01:03:07 What's the 10-spot, 45?
01:03:10 I'm not trying to bend you over, okay?
01:03:11 Just grow a pair of nuts and lift me.
01:03:13 I still need a better bid from Northrup.
01:03:15 Daniel, you're up on Cyberon.
01:03:16 All right, take a report.
01:03:17 Hundred thou?
01:03:20 Yeah. Okay, thanks.
01:03:22 Jack, stick with me on this one.
01:03:24 - Did you hear me?
01:03:33 All right, Jack,
01:03:35 It's fill or kill.
01:03:40 Great. I'll have Jen
01:03:43 Have fun in the Hamptons.
01:03:45 Yep.
01:03:47 Done your way, Shakespeare.
01:03:48 Thank you, Danimal.
01:03:49 Jen.
01:03:50 I'm all over it, Danimal.
01:04:04 You know, it's kind of sad
01:04:06 Those guys spend all their time
01:04:08 Looking for something
01:04:12 What? The perfect woman?
01:04:14 Yeah, there's no such thing.
01:04:19 So you've never been tempted, huh?
01:04:23 Well, I mean, of course
01:04:26 Why? Does that surprise you?
01:04:29 I can go home at night,
01:04:31 I can look at my wife
01:04:32 and my kids in the eye,
01:04:35 not feel like a total fraud.
01:04:38 I mean, to me,
01:04:59 Daniel. How's it going?
01:05:05 Good to see you, man.
01:05:07 Hi, Daniel.
01:05:08 I've heard a lot about you.
01:05:10 Yeah, you too.
01:05:12 Yeah. So, Daniel and I have a meeting
01:05:14 We gotta get up to.
01:05:15 So I'll see you later.
01:05:16 Okay. Bye.
01:05:25 Sorry about that.
01:05:26 and I had to stop her
01:05:28 - It's okay. It's fine.
01:05:30 It's good.
01:05:32 And I know you and Beth
01:05:34 I think that's cool and everything.
01:05:36 This is probably something
01:05:39 unless you're trying to split us up
01:05:42 for some reason.
01:05:47 Fucking with you.
01:05:49 - You all right?
01:06:06 Hi, it's Tommy.
01:07:10 Hey, Beth.
01:07:12 Hey. where are you?
01:07:14 I'm at home.
01:07:16 Tommy said you guys had
01:07:18 Well, I guess
01:07:24 - Did you finish the book yet?
01:07:27 I just did.
01:07:28 I'm not sure how
01:07:31 What do you mean?
01:07:33 Well, you kind of
01:07:38 out of habit, you know?
01:07:39 But just as you're getting into it,
01:07:42 he just turns out to be full of shit.
01:07:44 Yeah, so?
01:07:46 What's the point of that?
01:07:51 Maybe it's just like real life.
01:07:54 Sometimes, people just aren't
01:08:02 You'd tell me if--
01:08:04 If something were going on
01:08:08 Yeah, if I knew anything.
01:08:10 I mean, there's no stupid guy code
01:08:16 Don't say anything
01:08:17 No, of course not.
01:08:19 Thanks.
01:08:20 Hey, what are you doing tonight?
01:08:22 Do you want to come get a drink
01:08:24 I can't, Beth.
01:08:27 I'm kind of expecting someone.
01:08:29 Oh. Okay.
01:08:32 Well, have fun tonight.
01:08:35 Whatever you're doing. And--
01:08:37 Well, you know, not too much fun.
01:08:40 Ha-ha.
01:08:43 I'll talk to you later.
01:08:44 Okay. Bye.
01:08:51 Hello.
01:08:52 Delivery for Mr. Daniel.
01:08:54 Yep, come on up.
01:08:58 Doesn't this place have any boys?
01:09:00 You should call Daniel.
01:09:03 I don't know. It's--
01:09:05 It sounded like he had
01:09:10 Yeah. Somehow I doubt that.
01:09:11 Why? what does that mean?
01:09:13 The guy is totally in love with you.
01:09:15 Why didn't he come tonight, then?
01:09:16 You're his boss's girlfriend.
01:09:18 - I'm sure it kills him to be around you.
01:09:23 - Oh, my God.
01:09:25 No. It's-- Over there.
01:09:29 - Tommy's ex?
01:09:31 Which one is she?
01:09:32 She's the little Audrey Hepburn
01:09:33 - That's her, isn't it?
01:09:35 She's not that pretty.
01:09:37 You need to talk to her.
01:09:38 I don't want to make a scene.
01:09:40 Make a huge fucking scene.
01:09:45 You're right.
01:09:59 Can I help you?
01:10:01 We've never met before, but l...
01:10:06 You used to date Tom Fielding, right?
01:10:09 Are you one of Tommy's ex-girlfriends?
01:10:13 Ex-girlfriends? No.
01:10:16 Tommy and I have been together
01:10:27 Nice necklace.
01:11:00 Sorry.
01:11:02 I ran into an old friend
01:11:04 It's okay.
01:11:07 Actually, I think I want to stay out tonight.
01:11:10 I mean, we spent the whole day inside.
01:11:13 Yeah, but wasn't it great?
01:11:16 Well, all we ever do
01:11:19 since the first night we met.
01:11:24 I want to go out tonight.
01:11:27 But we are out.
01:11:32 Ciao, carissima.
01:11:33 Ciao, Paolo.
01:11:36 Tommy--
01:11:38 Paolo, this is Tommy.
01:11:41 - Ah, Tommy.
01:11:43 - Nice to meet you.
01:11:45 Oh, Paolo, Tommy
01:11:56 Yeah, it's a little loud in here
01:11:57 and I'm a little rusty, probably, so--
01:12:01 We speak English then, hmm?
01:12:03 Yeah. It's probably better for everyone.
01:12:05 Sure.
01:12:09 So, how do you guys
01:12:10 Oh, I-- Okay.
01:12:14 So, one day, Brooke came into my studio
01:12:17 to make some photos.
01:12:19 Very nice photos, eh?
01:12:20 - Paolo is a genius.
01:12:22 - Yes.
01:12:24 Tommy, what is it you do?
01:12:27 I work at a bank--
01:12:29 - Sales trading.
01:12:32 I get it. Money, huh? Money?
01:12:34 Paolo, when did you get to New York,
01:12:37 I'm only here one week.
01:12:40 tonight we're out to celebrate, I did--
01:12:43 You must join us.
01:12:46 Oh, come on. Huh?
01:12:49 Well, you wouldn't mind
01:12:54 I mean, you wanted to
01:13:01 Euro-trash piece of fucking shit.
01:13:04 If that's what you want to go home with.
01:13:06 I mean, fuck!
01:13:10 Sorry about that.
01:13:12 Have a good evening.
01:13:32 Hey, Samantha, it's Thomas.
01:13:35 It's about 11:00 Saturday night.
01:13:38 I would love to see you,
01:13:40 All right.
01:13:45 Amy. Tom.
01:13:48 Hey. Saturday night, about 10.
01:13:54 I'd love to see you.
01:13:58 Jen.
01:13:59 It's your favorite co-Worker, Tommy.
01:14:02 I'd love to see you,
01:14:04 even if it's late.
01:14:06 So call me back.
01:14:10 Fuck.
01:14:26 You should hear some of the things
01:14:30 I think I have an idea.
01:14:37 I spent so much time hating you.
01:14:39 I don't know what to believe.
01:15:12 Hey, Beth.
01:15:15 Tommy, I don't want to see you again.
01:15:19 Ever.
01:15:20 Whoa-- wait, Beth.
01:15:21 What are you talking about?
01:15:24 I know about Christie, Tommy.
01:15:27 - Everything.
01:15:28 Beth, this is crazy.
01:15:30 No, it's not, actually.
01:15:34 Well, not anymore.
01:15:35 Who have you been talking to?
01:15:37 Beth. Beth!
01:15:41 Fuck.
01:15:48 Hey, you know what, buddy?
01:15:51 Change of plans.
01:15:55 Coming.
01:16:02 Hey.
01:16:04 - Hey.
01:16:05 What's going on, man?
01:16:07 You, uh--
01:16:10 You haven't spoken to Beth tonight
01:16:12 by any chance, have you?
01:16:15 Well, yeah, but I didn't
01:16:18 Well, it is a big deal, Daniel.
01:16:20 It's a big fucking deal.
01:16:21 - why?
01:16:24 I don't even know what--
01:16:25 You want to fuck my girl,
01:16:29 I didn't say anything.
01:16:30 You didn't say anything?
01:16:32 - Huh?
01:16:35 We talked for two minutes
01:16:37 That's it.
01:16:50 Book club.
01:16:51 Yeah.
01:16:52 Oh, now I understand.
01:16:53 You can understand
01:16:55 Actually, I can't, Tommy.
01:16:57 Hurt me as much as it did you.
01:17:00 I'm sure we'll be laughing
01:17:02 Look, I'll take you out to lunch, okay?
01:17:05 - Yeah.
01:17:07 Look, you think it over,
01:17:10 Monday we'll straighten
01:17:12 I don't think so, Tommy.
01:17:17 Daniel, come on, don't--
01:17:19 Go home, Tommy.
01:17:21 Just go home.
01:17:31 Sounds good. Okay. Okay.
01:18:02 84th and 5th.
01:18:21 $8.20, please.
01:18:29 I think I lost my wallet.
01:18:31 $8.20, sir.
01:18:34 I think I lost my wallet, sir.
01:18:36 We can go ATM.
01:18:38 No, my cards are in my wallet.
01:18:39 But, you know,
01:18:41 I have money upstairs.
01:18:43 I'll run up, I'll grab it,
01:18:46 Get the fuck out of my taxi.
01:19:10 - Hey, Beth.
01:19:12 Sorry. Um, do you
01:19:16 No. No, not at all.
01:19:19 Can I ask a favor?
01:19:21 You can say no, but, um...
01:19:25 Please don't say no, okay?
01:19:26 Beth, Beth, I'll be right there.
01:19:49 It's been a while, Tommy.
01:19:53 Evening, Miss Perkins.
01:19:59 Your place looks nice.
01:20:06 Did you miss me?
01:20:47 What did you do now?
01:20:59 Hi, Christie, it's Mom.
01:21:01 Call me when you get a chance.
01:21:05 Hey, it's Tommy.
01:21:07 I'm just gonna crash
01:21:09 - You fucking asshole.
01:21:11 Fuck.
01:21:21 - Hey.
01:21:23 - what?
01:21:25 What happened?
01:21:26 I guess Tommy's
01:21:28 Tommy did that?
01:21:29 Why would he--
01:21:31 I guess he thought that I--
01:21:33 - That I told you about Christie.
01:21:40 - wow. ls everybody fucking left-handed?
01:21:43 - The whole time?
01:21:46 Why didn't you tell me?
01:21:47 - I should have.
01:21:50 You have your job to think about,
01:21:53 and your friends.
01:21:54 Beth, I quit my job.
01:21:58 Those aren't my friends.
01:22:01 It's just you.
01:22:11 Baby, you're a little light here.
01:22:13 I know. I'll make it up to you.
01:22:17 I'm sorry, baby, but you know
01:22:19 Look, I lost my wallet tonight.
01:22:22 And I will make it up to you.
01:22:23 - I promise.
01:22:26 You will get me
01:22:28 or I'm gonna fucking scream
01:22:30 And that would fuck you a lot more
01:22:32 Okay, how about we just calm down.
01:22:34 And I'll find a way to get
01:22:36 Just give me a minute
01:22:40 Okay, baby.
01:22:48 - Irv, how's it going?
01:22:52 I just need to talk
01:22:55 You're no longer on the guest list.
01:22:59 Irv, look, my man,
01:23:01 Donny, show this man to the door.
01:24:07 I feel sorry for you, Tommy.
01:24:11 I do.
01:24:21 Thanks, baby.
01:24:25 Two stops, please.
01:24:37 So, that's how we got here.
01:24:42 It's not pretty.
01:24:43 I know.
01:24:48 I really don't have anything left
01:24:54 Maybe that's a start.
01:24:58 So, what are you gonna do now?
01:25:02 I don't know.
01:25:04 Chris Baker,
01:25:05 he keeps asking me to join
01:25:07 but I'm just not sure that's
01:25:16 Have you ever been up
01:25:20 What?
01:25:22 Never mind.
01:25:54 Tommy.
01:26:13 Buon giorno, carissima.
01:26:21 Why did you come back
01:26:25 I just couldn't be with that other girl
01:26:27 When all I wanted was to talk to you.
01:26:41 Whatever happened to her, anyway?
01:26:46 Just wasn't right.
01:26:50 When you flipped that coin,
01:26:53 and I said I wanted to stay,
01:26:56 I don't think I realized it then,
01:26:58 but I was thinking
01:27:02 I know.
01:27:07 So, what was it?
01:27:09 What was what?
01:27:11 Heads or tails?
01:27:14 Stay or leave?
01:27:22 That's what I thought.
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