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00:00:03	* = Music or songs
00:00:47	Daily Sentinel, one moment please.
00:00:52	The mayor doesn't want the article on gas
00:00:58	Tell the Mayor, I'm insulted.
00:01:00	I would never jeopardize the journalistic integrity
00:01:04	for some rent-a-mayor's political agenda.
00:01:07	Very well Mr. ...
00:01:11	So, Britt.
00:01:15	Here we are again.
00:01:17	Sent home after another school yard fight.
00:01:21	I know you miss your mother.
00:01:23	So do I.
00:01:26	But I have to take care of 750 employees,
00:01:30	and you have to take care of yourself.
00:01:33	Still that seems to be asking....to much.
00:01:37	I was trying to stop some bullies...
00:01:39	Trying doesn't matter when you always fail.
00:01:45	No, Dad!
00:01:51	Do you think it makes me happy to do this?
00:01:53	-YES!
00:01:56	There's not a week goes by when you find
00:01:59	But if you're doing this for attention,
00:02:01	you have all that I can afford to give you.
00:02:04	And you're wasting my time.
00:02:13	20 years later...
00:02:45	No, no, not you.
00:02:57	Have a seat.
00:02:59	Either one, they're both very comfortable.
00:03:08	So what can I do for you?
00:03:09	As you know, I have worked my entire
00:03:14	to achieve one goal.
00:03:15	-Well.
00:03:20	Was to be in charge of all the crime,
00:03:25	Therefore, the fact that you assume that
00:03:31	without my permission.
00:03:32	without payment, and sell narcotics out of it.
00:03:35	Is completely unacceptable.
00:03:37	Really?
00:03:38	And to be honest.
00:03:42	Therefore, you must sign up ownership of this
00:03:46	For which time you become my employees.
00:03:48	What, we're...we're your employees?
00:03:50	Yeah, or close down permanently.
00:03:53	The choice is yours.
00:03:55	Okay, uh, how do I pronounce your name?
00:03:57	Ch...Tchaikovsky.
00:03:59	Chudnofsky.
00:04:00	Char...chadost...chod dosky.
00:04:06	Chud...nof...sky.
00:04:10	Chudnofsky.
00:04:12	All right, Chudnofsky.
00:04:14	Kiss my ass.
00:04:17	Put your lips to my ass,
00:04:19	and kiss it.
00:04:20	French kiss it.
00:04:21	Tickle it with your grey whiskers.
00:04:24	I got bitter sweet news for you.
00:04:27	You're washed up.
00:04:28	You're old, you're boring, you're not scary.
00:04:31	You dress like shit.
00:04:33	It's over for you, okay.
00:04:36	Now the sweet news is,
00:04:38	you can retire.
00:04:40	You can go play golf.
00:04:42	Eat your dinners at 3 O'clock in the afternoon.
00:04:46	Play with your grandkids, drink Metamucil.
00:04:49	Old people shit.
00:04:51	Okay, look at me.
00:04:53	I got a name people can say.
00:04:56	My name is Danny Clear.
00:04:58	I deal crystal meth.
00:05:00	People call me, crystal-clear.
00:05:02	It's easy.
00:05:03	Check out my kick-ass hangout here.
00:05:06	I got pillars of glass everywhere.
00:05:08	I got a see-through piano.
00:05:10	Look at my boys.
00:05:13	They're pimped out.
00:05:14	We got Gucci, Armani, another Gucci.
00:05:18	Tailor made.
00:05:21	This is what you need to get to the top, today.
00:05:24	Not hard work.
00:05:26	Not dressing like disco-Santa-Claus.
00:05:29	You need charisma.
00:05:30	You look like my Uncle Gregg.
00:05:33	Very nice guy, but, he's a dentist.
00:05:37	Now consider this your retirement letter.
00:05:41	Boom!
00:05:42	It's over.
00:05:45	See your way out.
00:05:50	Well you truly don't think I'm scary?
00:05:54	Nah, no.
00:05:59	Okay, o...kay, you're scary!
00:06:02	Yeah, you're scary.
00:06:04	You just said I'm not.
00:06:05	No, no you are. You are.
00:06:06	What's a Disco-Santa?
00:06:08	Disco-Santa, I don't know.
00:06:11	It was just something stupid to say.
00:06:13	You said I'm boring too.
00:06:16	That's not boring.
00:06:17	But is was very difficult to make.
00:06:21	-Answer me!
00:06:25	Well what can I do to be more scary?
00:06:27	A better name?
00:06:29	A little more color, or something.
00:06:31	Ah, um....
00:06:33	May...maybe, maybe you could say something
00:06:36	But not now. It's hard to think with
00:06:40	Sorry.
00:06:46	You've given me a lot to think about.
00:06:54	You're not going to kill me?
00:06:55	Okay I get it. You keep me alive so I
00:06:59	Okay, I'll do that, man.
00:07:01	I'll spread your legend.
00:07:04	And you forgot your briefcase.
00:07:07	(High pitched beep)
00:07:35	Let's get this party crazy.
00:07:37	Rolling Stones: Live with me
00:07:42	I got nasty habits,
00:07:45	I take tea at three
00:07:47	Yes, and the meat I eat for dinner time
00:07:51	Must be, hung up for a week
00:07:56	*My best friend, he shoots water rats
00:08:04	*Don'cha think there's a place for you
00:08:11	*Come on now, honey
00:08:19	Come on now, honey,
00:08:20	Don't you wanna live with me?
00:08:25	And there's a score of harebrained children
00:08:29	They're all locked in the nursery
00:08:32	They got earphone heads they got dirty necks
00:08:36	They're so 20th century
00:08:40	Well they queue up for the bathroom
00:08:43	At around about 7:35
00:08:48	*Don'cha think we need a woman's
00:08:55	*You'd look good pram pushing
00:09:17	Mmmmm.
00:09:20	That's the good stuff.
00:09:29	Good morning.
00:09:30	-Alll..real
00:09:34	Ana Lee, that's what I meant.
00:09:38	Oh shit.
00:09:41	Son, this what you want from your life?
00:09:48	This, uh. This gives you a sense of fulfillment?
00:09:53	Dad, I told you tomorrow,
00:09:55	I'm enrolling in I.T.T. Technical Institute.
00:09:58	I am going to fix computers for a living, so...
00:10:02	I spend all night writing an editorial about
00:10:07	About the corruption, the violence,
00:10:11	that we've come to expect as part
00:10:14	Then I have to turn the page...
00:10:18	and see my own son's
00:10:24	Sweet, I'm on the paper.
00:10:27	Now you may think you're humiliating me.
00:10:29	-Oy.
00:10:32	Okay, I'm sorry. Look, if you don't like it, why
00:10:35	It's your newspaper.
00:10:36	I can't because unfortunately it's news.
00:10:40	I've kept myself out the papers for years,
00:10:44	And I told you, stop taking girls into my garage.
00:10:49	You do it again, I'll change the lock.
00:10:54	-Okay, but can you sign this for me?
00:11:00	Never...stop...the party.
00:11:22	*Digital Underground: The Humpty Dance
00:11:27	*so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
00:11:30	*I'm the new fool in town
00:11:34	*I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
00:11:38	*My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
00:11:41	Go, go, go, go.
00:11:48	Hello.
00:11:53	How are you coping with your father's death?
00:11:58	If you're just joining us,
00:12:00	James Reid has been found dead from
00:12:03	Leaving his son, his empire.
00:12:11	*Johnny Cash: I hung my head
00:12:17	*I borrowed Jebb's rifle,
00:12:22	*I saw a lone rider
00:12:26	*I drew a bead on him,
00:12:31	I hung my head, I...
00:12:34	...hung my head, I hung my head.
00:12:37	It was immediately clear to me that he was a
00:12:43	He dedicated himself to this city,
00:12:45	though his philanthropic endeavors and his newspaper,
00:12:49	A shinning beacon of truth.
00:12:52	He was our north star.
00:12:54	He showed us the way.
00:12:58	Thank you James.
00:13:13	Britt, your father was truly a great man.
00:13:16	-When I first started campaigning...
00:13:19	-He was the best business man I've ever known.
00:13:21	-He always came out on top.
00:13:23	Britt?
00:13:27	Britt, hey.
00:13:29	I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:13:31	I just want to say that,
00:13:33	my father was a federal court judge.
00:13:37	When he passed away, I uh,
00:13:39	had some pretty big shoes to fill.
00:13:41	Just like you.
00:13:44	So if you ever need somebody to talk to.
00:13:46	I mean, if you ever just want
00:13:49	Want to get cheered up.
00:13:52	I'm around.
00:13:54	Okay, thanks man I really appreciate it.
00:13:56	-Yeah, lock it up....keep it tight.
00:14:11	This is your newspaper.
00:14:15	Look, the burden doesn't have to
00:14:25	I've been with your father since I was just
00:14:30	I'm going to make sure the Daily Sentinel
00:14:33	It would make him proud.
00:14:41	So what do you think of all this?
00:14:45	I don't think anything, man.
00:14:48	I don't know a thing about this newspaper.
00:14:50	I've never really read a full edition of it.
00:14:54	You can do whatever the hell you want with it.
00:14:57	I'm not the guy to run The Sentinel.
00:15:10	Trying means a man will always fail.
00:15:22	Oh.
00:15:24	Where's my leaf?
00:15:35	Stupid bush!
00:15:42	Hello!
00:15:43	Who makes my coffee?
00:15:44	WHO makes my coffee?
00:15:46	Will someone explain to me,
00:15:48	why the worst day in my life?
00:15:50	My coffee tastes like shit.
00:15:52	You...your coffee is normally made by, Kato.
00:15:55	Who the hell is that?
00:15:57	He works on your father's cars,
00:16:00	You fired him, and everyone else who works
00:16:03	I want Kato here, NOW!
00:16:20	You're, Kato.
00:16:23	Man I thought your name was Henry.
00:16:26	I'm Kato.
00:16:29	I'm sorry to hear about your father.
00:16:31	He was a...
00:16:33	complex man.
00:16:37	Yep.
00:16:39	I've two questions for you, Kato.
00:16:41	Then you can go home.
00:16:43	Why is it my dad's mechanic makes the coffee?
00:16:45	And why is it that without you,
00:16:49	I think it's easier if I show you.
00:16:54	Holy cow. Where did you get that thing?
00:16:56	I made it.
00:16:58	-Watch this.
00:17:42	You sit with me, Kato.
00:17:44	Tell me your tale.
00:17:45	I was born in Shanghai.
00:17:47	You know, Shanghai?
00:17:48	Mmm, loved Japan.
00:17:49	My parents died when I was four.
00:17:52	And Auntie when I was twelve.
00:17:55	I lived in an orphanage.
00:17:57	Sorry, my mom died when I was young, too.
00:18:00	What uh, what happened after that?
00:18:03	I made a few friends, ran away.
00:18:06	I lived on the street.
00:18:07	How did you start working for my Dad.
00:18:09	I was working in a garage.
00:18:10	-Okay.
00:18:14	I know the car well.
00:18:15	He was so happy with my work.
00:18:17	Then he offered me a job.
00:18:20	-I said, yes.
00:18:23	He used to always say,
00:18:25	"No one could ever make me,
00:18:29	Good impression.
00:18:30	So I build him the coffee machine.
00:18:33	Well you make one damn fine cup
00:18:36	Want to see something cool?
00:18:39	Yeah.
00:18:44	Not bad, man.
00:18:46	-You did this?
00:18:47	Industrial polycarbonate.
00:18:50	What the hell is "Industrial polycarbonate"?
00:18:54	It's the stuff they use to make shark tanks.
00:18:57	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:00	Put that thing away, are you crazy?
00:19:01	Come on, don't be a pussy.
00:19:07	What are you going to do?
00:19:12	Oh, dude!
00:19:15	That was awesome. What is that stuff?
00:19:17	How does that wor...oh, what
00:19:20	-And...
00:19:24	That is some bad hard shit, dude.
00:19:26	Yep. Your dad made me do this kind of
00:19:33	That is the balls.
00:19:38	The old man was getting paranoid, huh?
00:19:41	-You like that?
00:19:42	Check this out.
00:19:52	You drew all these?
00:19:54	This is awesome.
00:19:56	Kato, you a really good drawer.
00:19:58	This is really impressive.
00:20:00	Thanks. That's the stuff I would
00:20:02	Holy!
00:20:04	Kato, are you a pervert?
00:20:07	'Course I could draw stuff like that sexy.
00:20:12	-Beer?
00:20:28	Thank you.
00:20:37	Hey, Kato.
00:20:40	What did you think of my father?
00:20:42	Was fine.
00:20:44	Come on, just tell me.
00:20:47	He was my boss.
00:20:48	Nobody loves their boss.
00:20:50	Don't sugar coat this, Kato.
00:20:53	Just tell me.
00:20:54	Man to man.
00:20:56	He was a bit of a dick.
00:21:01	Yep.
00:21:05	You are...look at that.
00:21:09	I am, a genius.
00:21:11	You are a genius.
00:21:13	You're a mad genius.
00:21:15	I like classical music.
00:21:17	You're a genius who likes classical music.
00:21:19	You know what you are? You're a
00:21:22	I don't know what that mean.
00:21:23	It's a little thing that you keep pulling out things.
00:21:25	And just when you think there couldn't be anymore...
00:21:27	cool things, a new cool things come out. And
00:21:31	You could put a little plus on your chest.
00:21:33	-Let's drink more.
00:21:36	-Long day.
00:21:39	(Speaking foreign language)
00:21:41	You're speaking Chinese right now.
00:21:42	Oh, shit sorry.
00:21:44	I spend three weeks making new bumper
00:21:48	And the day after I finished, he crashed it.
00:21:52	He actually saying it was my fault.
00:21:55	He swing at me.
00:21:57	That sounds like him.
00:21:58	Let's investigate another story
00:22:02	I'm young.
00:22:04	Guys are picking on a girl at school, I try to stop it.
00:22:08	I get in trouble.
00:22:09	What does my dad do? He takes my favorite toy.
00:22:12	And he rips the head off of it, right
00:22:14	And he throws it in the garbage.
00:22:16	I was trying to help. That's
00:22:19	You know, it's unbelievable.
00:22:21	He...
00:22:22	He's an ass his entire life. And you know, they...
00:22:25	they built him a statue. I just don't think...
00:22:28	people are going to look at it and
00:22:32	It's, it's totally unfair.
00:22:35	There's no justice.
00:22:41	-Well, Kato.
00:22:43	What do you say we get ourselves
00:22:47	-You serious?
00:22:49	Let's do something crazy man.
00:22:50	Let's just do something nuts!
00:22:52	-Okay.
00:22:53	-Okay.
00:23:03	Let's roll, Kato.
00:23:19	You think it makes me happy to do this, Dad?
00:23:35	Come here.
00:23:47	Oh, this looks ominous.
00:24:02	Ah shit, oh no.
00:24:09	What will I do? What will I do?
00:24:11	Okay.
00:24:14	HEY! Leave them alone.
00:24:17	Let's get him.
00:24:19	Oh shit!
00:24:20	I made a mistake.
00:24:26	Shit!
00:24:29	Hey, ha' .. was a set up.
00:24:39	Okay, okay, no!
00:24:41	I'm going to give him a root canal.
00:24:42	-I don't want one.
00:24:47	Open wi...
00:24:51	-You're a dead man.
00:25:33	Britt, behind you.
00:25:42	Eat shit.
00:25:47	Get rid of it.
00:25:53	Wait. Wait for me, wait.
00:25:58	Go, go, go, go.
00:26:02	Kato, that was crazy.
00:26:04	That's unbelievable.
00:26:05	Holy shit.
00:26:06	Oh my god, Kato.
00:26:16	Shit, Britt.
00:26:18	Oh no, oh no.
00:26:19	Are you a good driver?
00:26:21	Are you kidding me.
00:26:23	When I was a kid, we had some...
00:26:24	-Kato, not now, just drive.
00:26:32	-Just stay cool.
00:26:34	Just act casual.
00:26:35	Pull it over, now!
00:26:39	What you doing?
00:26:40	I'm trying to loose him.
00:26:41	Aw man there he comes.
00:26:44	Here he comes.
00:26:50	Show me your hands.
00:26:59	He tried to kill us.
00:27:01	We're the bad guys, shit.
00:27:04	We're really in a fix.
00:27:16	Oh, no.
00:27:25	Oh, damn it.
00:27:29	Kato,...
00:27:31	I think this is the greatest moment of my entire life.
00:27:34	I know. Mine too.
00:27:56	We are good.
00:27:58	That was crazy. How did you do that dude?
00:28:00	You beat the crap out of those guys.
00:28:02	Where I grew up, it was very dangerous.
00:28:05	I got to learn to fight when I was just a kid.
00:28:08	That was like, you knew where people were
00:28:10	-You were so fast.
00:28:13	It's almost like time...slows...down.
00:28:16	It's unbelievable, you truly are.
00:28:18	You hear me, Dad?
00:28:19	We did it.
00:28:20	That was amazing.
00:28:22	Kato, I'm serious.
00:28:25	I would get real with you.
00:28:27	So just go with this.
00:28:29	It might get weird and intimate,
00:28:30	but just accept me, okay?
00:28:33	What we did tonight?
00:28:35	Was fantastic.
00:28:37	It was amazing.
00:28:38	We saved those people, man.
00:28:40	We saved their lives.
00:28:42	So here's what I'm saying.
00:28:43	We keep doing this.
00:28:45	You can beat the crap out of
00:28:47	'Cause you can freeze time or something,
00:28:50	We do that every night, I'm saying.
00:28:52	Kato.
00:28:56	(Sings) We could be heroes.
00:29:00	Hey, hey, hey. Look, look.
00:29:02	We're on television.
00:29:05	We're on T.V.
00:29:08	-Was captured in this surveillance tape.
00:29:10	-Where am I?
00:29:14	I'm to fast for T.V.
00:29:16	Yes, exactly.
00:29:18	Desecrated and this within days..
00:29:20	We saved those people, and they just
00:29:23	How can we be heroes if
00:29:27	Are considered armed, and dangerous.
00:29:34	Okay, think about this, Kato.
00:29:38	What is the one insanely stupid thing
00:29:44	Tights.
00:29:45	No.
00:29:46	Cape.
00:29:47	No, Kato.
00:29:49	It's that every one knows
00:29:52	The hero, you know.
00:29:54	All the bad guy has to do is
00:29:57	And he's got the good guy by the nuts.
00:29:59	It's in every movie. It's in every comic book.
00:30:02	It's in everything. It's so stupid.
00:30:04	But, if the bad guy thought the good guy,
00:30:07	was also a bad guy.
00:30:08	He wouldn't be able to do that.
00:30:11	We will pose as villains.
00:30:14	But we'll act like heroes.
00:30:16	But then the police, and the bad guys,
00:30:18	will both try to kill us.
00:30:20	We're dead already, Kato.
00:30:22	I mean, seriously you wouldn't...
00:30:25	Look at us. We've both been completely
00:30:28	You a little bit more than me.
00:30:30	I mean, what do you want your
00:30:33	Oil changes, and cappuccinos?
00:30:35	Because I think, "Balls deep, in shit kicking dudes".
00:30:40	By Kato. Is a much cooler sounding book.
00:30:44	I would read that book, and
00:30:46	But when they've adapted it into a movie.
00:30:48	I would see the shit out of it.
00:30:50	Kato.
00:30:51	You should never make coffee for anyone again.
00:30:53	It's a waste of your talent.
00:30:54	It's not dying that you need to be afraid of.
00:30:56	It's never having lived in the first place.
00:31:03	It did feel good. Saving those people.
00:31:06	Well technically I saved them,
00:31:08	-Whatever.
00:31:11	But why would people take us serious?
00:31:13	We're just two guys who stole a head.
00:31:18	Hmm?
00:31:21	I know how to make them take us seriously.
00:31:31	All right, gentlemen.
00:31:33	The court is in session.
00:31:35	Let's talk shop, okay.
00:31:36	Shall we?
00:31:39	Who is this guy?
00:31:41	Who is your friend?
00:31:42	He's my man.
00:31:43	I'm not your man.
00:31:45	He's not my man, no.
00:31:46	He's uh, he's not my man.
00:31:48	He's like, uh...
00:31:49	He's like, "My man".
00:31:52	Not your...it's platonic...we're just...
00:31:53	Platonic friends. We're platonic male friends.
00:31:56	He's my, Executive associate.
00:32:00	Yes, that's who he is, and that doesn't matter.
00:32:03	What does matter,
00:32:04	is how we tackle this horrible incident.
00:32:07	It's clear to me that whoever did
00:32:10	And this is just the beginning.
00:32:11	Talking about business.
00:32:12	This vandalizing business, oh I get it.
00:32:15	Listen, let's not blow this thing
00:32:19	I will blow this guy in any
00:32:21	This is my newspaper, Axford, and I
00:32:26	I want him on the web page.
00:32:28	I want you to blog about him.
00:32:29	I want him on every news outlet we have.
00:32:32	I want the whole city to know,
00:32:34	how dangerous this man is.
00:32:35	The man that cut the head off
00:32:39	Not yours.
00:32:41	All right.
00:32:43	Um, since there isn't real
00:32:47	Um, what do we call him?
00:33:00	That's easy.
00:33:02	I got it.
00:33:04	This man,
00:33:06	is called,
00:33:15	It's kinda lame.
00:33:17	Yeah, it sounds like a knitting store, or something.
00:33:19	Sounds like an energy bar.
00:33:20	No, I...I...it came out wrong.
00:33:25	(all talking at once)
00:33:27	Make it like the green decimal.
00:33:31	The Green Hornet.
00:33:33	Naw, it's more like, uh.
00:33:34	-What?
00:33:36	The Green Hornet.
00:33:39	Well that's pretty awesome.
00:33:41	Much better.
00:33:42	-You guys like that?
00:33:44	Green Hornet it is.
00:33:46	-The Green Hornet.
00:33:48	-Fine, it's decided then.
00:33:51	The front page of tomorrow's newspaper
00:33:53	"The Green Hornet".
00:33:55	-Unless you like "Green Bee" better, anyone?
00:33:59	Okay fine. Okay.
00:34:00	Let's roll, Kato.
00:34:07	It's going to be a long night.
00:34:24	I am.
00:34:30	We need to think of a cool name for you.
00:34:32	The little stinger.
00:34:33	I'm the Green Hornet.
00:34:34	You're my little stinger.
00:34:35	No way.
00:34:37	The Honey Pot.
00:34:38	Get it. Bee's make honey.
00:34:43	It's my homes.
00:34:48	Decapitated statues?
00:34:50	I've decapitated real people.
00:34:52	You know, I wouldn't worry about it.
00:34:54	You don't need their fucking business.
00:34:58	I'm not worried.
00:35:00	Who told you I'm worried?
00:35:02	D.A. Scanlon, D.A. Scanlon. With the nightclub bombing
00:35:07	I understand the streets might not be as safe
00:35:09	Guys, guys. Stop, stop connecting
00:35:13	This Green Hornet thing, is just a prank.
00:35:16	Now what you guys should be reporting on is,
00:35:18	that with this public office, crime is down significantly
00:35:22	Thank you.
00:35:52	-Hi.
00:35:54	I'm Lenore Case.
00:35:55	I'm the temp for Mr. Reid's secretarial position.
00:35:59	Today's my first day.
00:36:01	Oh, nice to meet you.
00:36:03	I'm Kato.
00:36:04	It's my first day, too.
00:36:06	Really, well nice to meet you.
00:36:08	Do you work for Mr. Reid?
00:36:10	I'm his, Executive Associate.
00:36:12	Wow, that must be great.
00:36:14	Yeah, it is.
00:36:16	So far.
00:36:17	Kato, I've a really important question for you.
00:36:19	Uh, who is the Hottie-Boom-Body who's
00:36:24	I'm kidding, hi I'm Britt Reid.
00:36:26	-I own this newspaper, what's going on?
00:36:29	-I'm Lenore Case.
00:36:30	I've been sent to you to be your temp
00:36:34	Aaah.
00:36:36	Jackpot.
00:36:37	Right this way.
00:36:39	So.
00:36:41	Got one, why don't you tell me.
00:36:44	How do you feel about the state of this newspaper?
00:36:49	As it stands, today.
00:36:51	Give.
00:36:53	To be honest, this paper has taken
00:36:56	-In quality and ambition.
00:36:59	Well, of course the entire industry has
00:37:02	So there's a lot of pressure to
00:37:06	And it is THE last family owned paper in the city.
00:37:09	And one of the only ones not attached to
00:37:12	So it's understandable.
00:37:13	-Conglomerate?
00:37:16	to be brazen at the very least.
00:37:18	Like that article that your father wrote,
00:37:21	That was real reporting. That is the kind
00:37:26	Wow. That was good. You know a
00:37:29	I, I studied journalism. I have a minor in criminology.
00:37:32	-Really?
00:37:34	Criminology.
00:37:35	Study the criminal mind.
00:37:37	What are your thoughts on this
00:37:40	Give.
00:37:41	-Um, well first off, there's two kinds of criminals.
00:37:45	There's the psycho ego-maniac and the power maniac.
00:37:48	He uh, he seems to be the second,
00:37:50	-Because he defies the media.
00:37:53	Yeah, that's. Uh, what is his next move,
00:37:58	(mouths) Write it down.
00:37:59	Well, he'll probably try to appropriate more power.
00:38:02	You know, he'll hit somebody on their own turf.
00:38:05	Basically he'll start out small.
00:38:07	And then he'll work his way up to the top.
00:38:08	That's what John Gotti did to Paul Costellano in '85.
00:38:12	-And it worked?
00:38:14	Wow, look at you.
00:38:16	You really know a lot about this stuff.
00:38:18	And you're lovely and beautiful.
00:38:20	I was just sitting here, thinking.
00:38:21	Why are you only pursuing this in your, uh...
00:38:25	Kato, help me out here, uh....
00:38:27	Twilight.
00:38:32	-Twilight?
00:38:34	I, I saw the movie but I don't see how...
00:38:37	Oh no, no, not like that.
00:38:38	Not, not like the movie.
00:38:39	I guess if we were doing movies, it would be more like...
00:38:42	Uh, Cocoon.
00:38:44	Or, something like that.
00:38:46	Later in ones years.
00:38:48	What, I'm only 36.
00:38:50	(Whispers) Thirty six?
00:38:51	Holy shit, that's crazy.
00:38:53	I thought you were like 31 tops.
00:38:57	We'll have to build a ramp, huh?
00:38:59	Why, why now?
00:39:01	She doesn't want to tell you.
00:39:02	I don't think you know what you're
00:39:04	No, Mr. Kato is right.
00:39:05	I do not feel comfortable discussing this.
00:39:07	And if this means I am not going
00:39:10	Then I'm sorry, it's...
00:39:11	That's exactly what it means.
00:39:14	-Yep.
00:39:17	'Cause you are now my permanent secretary.
00:39:20	Here is what has gone down, Lenore.
00:39:23	You've displayed two things.
00:39:25	Balls.
00:39:26	And there's one thing I like on my women.
00:39:29	(Whispers) It's balls.
00:39:31	Please me my permanent secretary.
00:39:33	Are you kidding me?
00:39:34	I'm not kidding. This is how I do it,
00:39:36	Every day, all day.
00:39:38	I make it rain like this, okay.
00:39:39	I want you to come work for me.
00:39:41	Just say yes. Just say yes.
00:39:42	-Really?
00:39:44	-Okay, I'll do it, yes.
00:39:46	-This is so exciting.
00:39:47	-Mr. Kato thank you so much.
00:39:49	-He did nothing.
00:39:52	-I don't think you will.
00:39:54	-Good, good.
00:39:56	-Anything that you need.
00:39:58	why don't you get started on more
00:40:02	Bam! She is hot!
00:40:04	It's crazy how hot she is.
00:40:05	-She's listening.
00:40:07	-I think.
00:40:09	Pervert.
00:40:11	Let's get to work, Kato.
00:40:14	All right, we got a plan.
00:40:15	We start small, work our way up to the top.
00:40:17	Okay.
00:40:20	We'll need a car.
00:40:21	Hell's yes, we'll need a car.
00:40:22	With internal weapons.
00:40:24	-Armor.
00:40:27	Slurpee machine.
00:40:28	A horn that plays La Cucaracha.
00:40:30	It'll be loaded up the ass with cool shit.
00:40:32	-I can do that.
00:40:35	And I want you to come
00:40:37	I'll go with you.
00:40:39	But I don't want to touch you.
00:40:40	Okay, you don't have to take my hand.
00:40:42	But will you come with me on this adventure?
00:40:44	* The White Stripes: Blue Orchid*
00:40:56	*Something better than nothing, is giving up.
00:41:03	So I gave you the truth from showing up
00:41:06	How dare you
00:41:09	How old are you now anyway?
00:41:13	How dare you
00:41:16	How old are you now anyway?
00:41:21	This one.
00:41:24	This will kill a bad girl.
00:41:26	How dare you
00:41:28	How old are you now anyway?
00:41:31	Come closer.
00:41:33	I have an idea for the car.
00:41:35	Ejector seats.
00:41:37	Ejector seats?
00:41:38	You don't think it's a good idea?
00:41:43	-Hello.
00:41:50	You got a reaction.
00:41:53	You got a reaction, didn't you?
00:41:56	You took a white orchid,
00:41:59	You took a white orchid, turned it blue
00:42:02	Something better than nothing.
00:42:05	*Something better than nothing
00:42:08	You needed the something
00:42:12	You got a reaction, didn't you?
00:42:15	You took a white orchid,
00:42:18	You took a white orchid, turned it blue.
00:42:21	I'm so excited right now.
00:42:24	I can't wait.
00:42:30	Aw, man. What the hell?
00:42:32	Watch your feet.
00:42:34	The glory of the Black Beauty.
00:42:37	Damn. It's beautiful.
00:42:41	It's black.
00:42:43	Wow.
00:42:45	Incredible.
00:42:55	Oh, dude. We're forgetting something very important.
00:42:58	Watch this.
00:43:04	That is so wicked.
00:43:07	Coolio: Gangsta's Paradise
00:43:10	As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death,
00:43:13	I take a look at my life,
00:43:14	And realize there's nothing left,
00:43:16	'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long
00:43:19	That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone.
00:43:22	Tell me why are we, so blind to see
00:43:27	That the ones we hurt, are you and me
00:43:35	Been spending most our lives living in the Gangs.....
00:43:39	Where are we going?
00:43:40	I have no idea, I thought you knew.
00:43:42	Oh, Okay. I got an idea.
00:43:44	Okay.
00:43:48	Mr. Reids' office.
00:43:49	(Lecherous voice)
00:43:51	-What?
00:43:53	Britt Reid, calling.
00:43:55	Burning the candle at both ends, I see.
00:43:58	Wouldn't Mr. Case be upset with that?
00:44:02	There is no Mr. Case.
00:44:04	Well that's not why I'm calling.
00:44:06	I'm actually calling because, uh.
00:44:08	Remember seeing all that Green Hornet research?
00:44:10	You know, predicting what he might do next.
00:44:12	If you could just send us that. Those crime maps.
00:44:14	-Oh, yeah.
00:44:15	-Just fax it on over.
00:44:18	And it's coming right at you.
00:44:22	-If you need anything else.
00:44:23	-You just let me know.
00:44:24	-Thank you, bye, bye.
00:44:28	She wants me so bad, it's crazy.
00:44:36	-Oh.
00:44:37	Yeah. Okay, we got 14 homicides.
00:44:40	34 assaults.
00:44:41	116 and sixteen drug arrests.
00:44:43	This month.
00:44:45	Sounds like a good place for the
00:44:48	Let's roll, Kato.
00:44:49	Let's roll.
00:44:54	This is really far east.
00:44:56	Never been in this part of town.
00:45:00	I think we're in the hood, Kato.
00:45:04	Wait, wait. Do you think we start there?
00:45:07	Yeah. Just like Lenore said.
00:45:09	Start small, work our way up.
00:45:11	This is really, really intense.
00:45:13	-So, you don't want to do it?
00:45:16	-I not going to chicken out.
00:45:18	I know, just...just pull up to them.
00:45:20	I don't want to talk.
00:45:21	What, they're on your side.
00:45:23	-Stop yelling at me.
00:45:24	-I barely speak English.
00:45:27	-Okay, fine.
00:45:30	Oh, okay.
00:45:31	-Calm down.
00:45:32	-Just shut up, this is scary....you shut up!!
00:45:35	-I'm just trying to be cool.
00:45:39	Yo, you looking for that good stuff, man?
00:45:42	Hola.
00:45:43	I am The Green Hornet.
00:45:45	And I would like to sit down with your boss.
00:45:47	Sit on this, bitch.
00:45:51	Oh, God!
00:45:54	Move on!
00:46:04	Bean bags.
00:46:10	Yeah!
00:46:11	YEAAAAHH!
00:46:13	Let me show you how it's done, Kato.
00:46:16	Green...Hornet...said...hello.
00:46:42	Eat my foot.
00:46:44	Bitch.
00:46:46	My nuts!
00:46:56	What the hell was that?
00:47:00	Who do you work fo..oh god.
00:47:06	Who do you work for?
00:47:07	Shit.
00:47:09	Hey! You come, come here, come here.
00:47:11	Hey, who do you work for?
00:47:12	Chudnofsky
00:47:15	-Chud-what-ski?
00:47:17	What kind of dumb name is that?
00:47:19	-Chudnofsky
00:47:21	I'll never tell you that.
00:47:22	Oh really, never.
00:47:27	Chudnofsky's on our ass guys.
00:47:38	You've just been stung.
00:47:40	Yeah.
00:47:41	You.
00:47:43	This is my town, now.
00:47:45	My name is 'The Green Hornet'.
00:47:48	Hello there, nice to meet you.
00:47:50	Hello, how's it going?
00:47:51	Uh, anyway.
00:47:53	Tell your boss, The Green Hornet
00:47:57	Dude.
00:48:00	You broke my lab, man.
00:48:03	Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
00:48:09	Let's burn this mother down, Kato.
00:48:28	Explain yourself, Mr. Tupper.
00:48:30	The guy was crazy, man.
00:48:32	I mean he drove a car through a wall.
00:48:35	The thing was like a half-tank or something.
00:48:39	And?
00:48:41	Oh yeah, he gave me this.
00:48:44	He said that this is his town now.
00:48:48	A man comes in, in a rented costume
00:48:52	Look, trust me.
00:48:54	A guy...grown man wearing a mask.
00:48:57	Is a little bit scarier than a guy wearing a suit.
00:49:06	You're not pleased with my suit?
00:49:08	Does it fail to fill you with fear?
00:49:13	I'm sorry, I didn't mean any disrespect.
00:49:16	Do you have any idea how many great
00:49:22	-I like your suit.
00:49:24	Now this is exactly what I was talking about.
00:49:26	I'm not as scary as some idiot in a green mask.
00:49:29	Come on!
00:49:31	You say they want to take business.
00:49:33	Now this guy ran six of the biggest meth labs in L.A.
00:49:37	Now because of that Hornet, he's dead.
00:49:39	Business affected.
00:49:41	Well I've got three reports of the Green Hornet
00:49:45	I have an elderly couple that claims that the Green Hornet
00:49:50	The Green Hornet and his Chauffeur in a fist
00:49:55	The Green Hornet raises a lot of questions.
00:49:57	We all know that gang proliferation
00:50:00	Okay, that'll be homework. I got a Yoga class.
00:50:04	Anywho, bottom line. Headlines people.
00:50:10	Will the violence continue to spill out onto the streets?
00:50:13	What are the police doing about him?
00:50:16	Is anyone safe at the mercy of
00:50:22	And I want those dots,
00:50:24	Mr. Reid, do you understand
00:50:27	-No.
00:50:30	platform is based on him cleaning up the streets.
00:50:32	I know you guys are acquaintances.
00:50:34	Oh, actually that's a great idea.
00:50:37	Write an article about that.
00:50:39	Even D.A. Scanlon is quivering at the
00:50:43	Use the word, 'scourge'.
00:50:44	Write an article about that.
00:50:45	-Britt, can I talk to you for a second?
00:50:48	Look, I know what you're tying to do here.
00:50:50	Turn this newspaper into some kind of discothèque.
00:50:53	That's now what I'm doing. She's a brainy broad, dude.
00:50:56	This is a serious matter.
00:50:57	For every line that we print, there's repercussions.
00:51:00	Somebody has to take responsibilities.
00:51:01	-That's me!
00:51:04	And you shouldn't be either.
00:51:06	Their leader was Daniel, he made it to the wall.
00:51:09	They killed for wanting and speculating on the drug war.
00:51:12	That's exactly what you and your
00:51:15	I know that you think my
00:51:18	But your father used to listen to me.
00:51:20	This is the story I want to run.
00:51:22	I'm going with it, and if you are fortunate
00:51:26	It's what, Daniel Ver...vertila, Vertila...Ver-te-lie?
00:51:32	Ver-tel-lie, it's what he would have wanted, too.
00:51:34	Okay.
00:51:36	That's the story, team.
00:51:37	Run it!
00:51:39	Britt Reid, out true.
00:51:41	Van Halen: Feel Your Love Tonight
00:51:47	Alright!
00:51:49	Zzzzzp, zzzp.
00:51:55	We're gettin' funny in the back of my car
00:51:59	*I'm sorry honey if I took
00:52:04	I want this Hornet guy!
00:52:05	Uh too, too far
00:52:09	So I, I told the fellas out behind the bar
00:52:13	So let me tell you honey just how fine you are, yes
00:52:19	I guess you are
00:52:23	You see I'm beggin' you pleeease
00:52:26	beggin' on, beggin' on my knees
00:52:30	Sayin' I can't wait to feel your love....
00:52:34	Camera got us.
00:52:41	What camera?
00:52:46	The Green Hornet and his masked accomplish
00:52:55	-Kato, is in the house.
00:52:58	I just checked the Hornet mail.
00:52:59	Nothing new, but they'll be a knocking.
00:53:02	-Sounds great.
00:53:05	-I have something for you.
00:53:07	Awesome.
00:53:12	Dear Britt,
00:53:13	You are my, xiongdì .
00:53:16	Brother.
00:53:18	That's awfully nice.
00:53:21	I've never had a brother, man.
00:53:27	Whoa!
00:53:29	What the hell is this?
00:53:31	It's a gas gun.
00:53:32	Your Hornet gun!
00:53:34	-A gas gun?
00:53:35	Why not a gun, gun?
00:53:37	Our enemies have gun, guns.
00:53:39	What, I don't understand, why, what are these?
00:53:42	What is this? What are these?
00:53:44	No, these are filled with knock-out gas.
00:53:47	That is insane. Where's yours?
00:53:49	Do you have one? Do have a black
00:53:51	No, just you.
00:53:53	-No?
00:53:55	Well why not? Why just me?
00:53:56	You, you're so special.
00:53:59	I know I'm special, but how come
00:54:01	Because you don't have much fighting experience.
00:54:04	So I thought you needed a gun.
00:54:05	Well, I'll be honest, that's a little insulting, man.
00:54:09	I mean I thought we were both
00:54:11	I kicked that guy in the face like three times,
00:54:14	-Yeah, I...I remember.
00:54:17	It makes you look cool.
00:54:18	I need to look cool now?
00:54:20	What the hell?
00:54:22	I remember thinking, that's a weird
00:54:24	But you said it, you said it was pimp.
00:54:26	-It is pimp.
00:54:27	The Hornet gun is just an accessory.
00:54:29	-An accessory.
00:54:30	Well then, you need...you need nun chucks then.
00:54:33	If you don't like it, don't use it.
00:54:35	No, let me...how does it work?
00:54:37	Shit!
00:54:42	It works.
00:54:55	KATO!
00:54:57	Over here.
00:55:01	Hey, you're awake.
00:55:03	What the hell, what happened to me?
00:55:04	What's happening?
00:55:06	You shot yourself in the face, by mistake.
00:55:09	Ho...ho..how long was I out? What time is it?
00:55:12	Two o'clock.
00:55:14	Oh, that's not so bad, I guess.
00:55:16	On Thursday.
00:55:18	It's Thursday, are you kid...it's not Monday right now?
00:55:21	No, I'm sorry.
00:55:30	Did you put this diaper on me?
00:55:37	Well what did I miss?
00:55:38	Nothing, really.
00:55:39	I did some work on the Black Beauties.
00:55:41	Beau-tie's?
00:55:44	Holy crap.
00:55:45	Back-ups.
00:55:47	How the hell did you do this in four days?
00:55:50	It's been eleven days.
00:55:54	Whoa, eleven days?
00:55:56	What, are you kidding me?
00:55:57	I wasn't sleeping. I was in a coma, dick.
00:56:00	But it's okay now. I fixed the Hornet gas.
00:56:03	The gas only lasts one hour.
00:56:04	Can I see it?
00:56:06	-Okay, but be careful this time.
00:56:09	Just give to me for one second and I'll just...
00:56:15	See you in a hour.
00:56:16	-Mr. Reid.
00:56:19	Welcome back.
00:56:20	I'm so glad you're feeling better.
00:56:21	I heard that Mono is the worst.
00:56:24	Mono?
00:56:27	Yeah, well it's uh, better than herpes, right?
00:56:30	-Here are you messages.
00:56:32	I have some meeting's I'd like to set up with you.
00:56:33	Okay, cool, great.
00:56:35	Here is the research that you asked for.
00:56:38	Oooo, Green Hornet, me likee.
00:56:41	D.A. Scanlon called, he said
00:56:45	Boring.
00:56:46	Let me look at this stuff.
00:57:02	Thought maybe we could go to dinner,
00:57:06	Yeah, I would love to.
00:57:13	So.
00:57:17	Perfect, I'll be there.
00:57:23	That was awesome.
00:57:25	Hey, Kato!
00:57:26	Can you make me some coffee.
00:57:31	I know you don't have your whole operations set up.
00:57:36	Lenore have you had this little
00:57:40	'Cause it is,
00:57:42	The only way to describe it. You want a cup?
00:57:44	I'm fine, thank you.
00:57:45	So that's just one cup of coffee, Kato.
00:57:48	So, there's this restaurant.
00:57:50	That just opened in the San Fernando valley,
00:57:52	and it's called,
00:57:56	And the whole thing, you eat
00:57:59	So with your deprived sight, each bite
00:58:03	-And I was thinking maybe it would be.
00:58:06	This is D.A. Scanlon calling for Britt Reid, please.
00:58:10	Hello sir, yes I'm aware you've been calling.
00:58:12	He's, he's had Mono.
00:58:14	Well let me take a look. Maybe there's a
00:58:20	-Ow!
00:58:24	I'll beat the shit out of you.
00:58:25	What are you?
00:58:28	This is our plan. You're suppose to work for me.
00:58:31	You got me a java juice.
00:58:33	We're suppose to be bothers, man.
00:58:36	What happened with that?
00:58:38	-Huh?
00:58:40	You should be sorry.
00:58:41	I know it's complicated being super heroes,
00:58:43	and there's a lot of stress involved with that.
00:58:45	But you don't got to freak out about it,
00:58:48	I'll have the coffee au lait.
00:58:49	I'm joking. I'm totally joking.
00:58:52	You're still mad at me, Kato?
00:58:54	-No.
00:58:55	'Cause you shouldn't be, anyway.
00:58:58	What's up with Lenore. Is she acting weird around me?
00:59:01	No, why?
00:59:02	I like, like her.
00:59:03	And I can't nail her. She's completely unnailable.
00:59:06	It's I mean, it's a terrible fact.
00:59:09	She doesn't like you.
00:59:10	Why would you even want her?
00:59:11	I do, maybe it's because she doesnt like me.
00:59:15	That could be it.
00:59:17	Girls are such a drag, Kato.
00:59:19	Thank god we have each other.
00:59:21	Hey, I'm calling a boys night.
00:59:23	What do you say, huh?
00:59:24	What are you doing?
00:59:26	I didn't know you wanted to hang out.
00:59:30	Friend, who, come on?
00:59:33	Tony.
00:59:35	Tony?
00:59:37	Well have fun.
00:59:46	-You want to try?
00:59:49	Hit the black key.
00:59:50	-Really?
00:59:52	Okay, I'll give it a try. Which one?
01:00:04	You know this uh, Green Hornet thing
01:00:09	I mean it's all I can think about sometimes.
01:00:12	I feel really in tuned with it.
01:00:14	Kind of like that guy with the Zodiac killer.
01:00:15	What about the man dressed in black?
01:00:19	Johnny Cash?
01:00:21	No. His partner.
01:00:22	His partner? No I don't think that, that's his partner.
01:00:26	It's probably just some thug that he hired.
01:00:28	Anyhow they'll both be dead in no time.
01:00:30	-Hmm?
01:00:33	-Why?
01:00:35	The Green Hornet's been attracting way to much attention.
01:00:37	Whoever is in charge is going to get tired of it.
01:00:40	Call him in to try and make a deal with him.
01:00:41	Then kill him. It's what Gotti did to Mengala in '87.
01:00:45	Two weeks, two weeks tops.
01:00:48	-Two weeks.
01:00:50	You're not going to like this.
01:00:52	But we got nothing.
01:00:54	It's like the Green Hornet didn't exist.
01:00:56	Nobody's done a deal with him.
01:00:59	Nobody's ever heard of him.
01:01:01	It's like he came out of thin air.
01:01:03	Yeah, and I gotta say.
01:01:05	He's setting a bad example for the other gangs.
01:01:08	I met with the Armenians early today, they told me....
01:01:11	if the Hornet is independent.
01:01:15	The Armenians truly said that?
01:01:18	And I heard rumors the Koreans are talking the same.
01:01:21	Which Korean?
01:01:23	Kim.
01:01:27	Kim?
01:01:29	No, Kim never said that.
01:01:31	We've been doing business for
01:01:35	I'm sorry boss.
01:01:37	That's just shocking.
01:01:39	Maybe we should go down there and
01:01:43	No, no, no.
01:01:45	I should kill Kim myself. He's a friend.
01:01:49	And I'll kill the Armenians, too.
01:01:53	Wait, wait! AAAAH!
01:01:55	Great, what about, The Hornet?
01:02:04	Reid.
01:02:07	What you doing here?
01:02:09	Guess what, you son of a bitch?
01:02:13	We got mail.
01:02:15	We got Hornet mail!
01:02:17	He emailed, it happened.
01:02:19	Come here, look, come here.
01:02:20	Look, look, look.
01:02:22	Green Hornet.
01:02:25	Good job on the Meth lab.
01:02:27	The place was costing me money and I
01:02:30	That's B.S. Lets talk about another business
01:02:34	Please meet tomorrow.
01:02:36	At the lot on 5th and Union in downtown.
01:02:39	At 4 p.m.
01:02:40	Another adventure for, The Green Hornet,
01:02:43	and his nameless side kick.
01:02:48	Looks like we got some planning to do.
01:02:51	It could be a trap.
01:02:53	I heard Gotti killed Mangala in '87.
01:02:56	Where did you hear that from?
01:02:59	The History channel.
01:03:02	Oh yeah.
01:03:03	Should we go downtown now
01:03:05	Uh, no. That's cool, I got that covered.
01:03:08	You just fill up the car with
01:03:10	So, you're just going to come
01:03:15	Bingo.
01:03:16	I don't know if that's the best idea.
01:03:19	-'Course you don't, Kato.
01:03:21	Oh, it means that you, uh
01:03:22	think your an awesome karate dude
01:03:25	and I'm an incompetent schmuck.
01:03:27	Who needs a gun that shoots farts at people.
01:03:30	I'm just saying, we should do this together.
01:03:32	I'm just saying, you should go home.
01:03:33	You should go to sleep, so tomorrow you could process...
01:03:36	MY incredible plan.
01:03:39	Fine.
01:03:43	This is so stupid.
01:03:45	We've pissed this guy off.
01:03:47	Now we are walking into a meeting on his turf.
01:03:49	We walked into their turf last time.
01:03:51	And guess what?
01:03:54	And, everyone knows what happens
01:03:57	You get stung.
01:03:58	You get stung, what does that mean?
01:04:00	It's not a game, Britt.
01:04:02	And you are going to get us killed.
01:04:04	If you don't like my plan,
01:04:07	I don't even think you have a plan.
01:04:09	I do have a plan, I just haven't told it to you yet.
01:04:11	And it's amazing.
01:04:12	Okay? So are you in?
01:04:17	You are a bitch.
01:04:18	Not now, Kato. Not now, turn in here.
01:04:25	To there, game faces Kato, game faces.
01:04:30	Here's the plan. You take this thing, you put it in your ear.
01:04:33	You listen in on my phone,
01:04:35	See, when I say the secret word,
01:04:37	which is 'Constantinople'.
01:04:39	I'll kick Yoda in the nuts,
01:04:42	Whoa! Turn, get back, go, go. Okay.
01:04:49	This is not part of the plan.
01:04:51	We're sandwiched.
01:05:04	And so, thunder strikes lightly.
01:05:11	Don't get all panicky.
01:05:14	The worst thing we can do right now is panic.
01:05:17	Just let me think.
01:05:25	Okay, don't worry. I'll get us out of here, okay.
01:05:28	Not to worry, we'll get it done, asswipe.
01:05:30	Well with that attitude we will come out, man.
01:05:38	I'm getting claustiphobic, Kato.
01:05:39	Okay, let me think.
01:05:40	-Oh, no. I can't breath.
01:05:47	We're buried, we are totally buried.
01:05:49	Okay, okay.
01:05:51	What are you doing?
01:05:53	I am killing us, or saving us.
01:05:55	Whoa, whoa, missiles armed.
01:05:58	You're going to blow us up, Kato.
01:05:59	That's not a good plan, disarm them, man.
01:06:02	Shall we part?
01:06:05	Would you save those bombs for me.
01:06:18	Chili!
01:06:20	They killed him. They killed Chili.
01:06:27	Lets fly.
01:06:32	Let's run.
01:06:42	There's thorns in these bushes. Stop.
01:06:49	This thing has no aim.
01:06:50	-That sucks.
01:06:56	Watch!
01:07:04	What?
01:07:15	I smash window, you shoot in.
01:07:17	Every man for himself.
01:07:28	No way.
01:07:30	DIE!
01:07:32	Shit!
01:07:56	So you're just going to ignore me now?
01:07:59	Like a baby.
01:08:01	Go home and eat some baby food, maybe.
01:08:04	Drink some milk.
01:08:05	Why don't you talk like a baby. Mama, goo goo.
01:08:08	You baby.
01:08:14	Wahhh, wahhh.
01:08:17	Baby!
01:08:20	Somehow explosions was triggered from that vehicle.
01:08:24	-Destroying it but ...
01:08:28	Okay, you're calling me that too, now.
01:08:29	I know people call me that. That's not a
01:08:33	Well, you say the real thing to me
01:08:37	It's not a partners word.
01:08:38	We are not partners.
01:08:39	I'm the hero, you're my sidekick.
01:08:42	That's what this is.
01:08:43	I'm Indie, you're Short Round.
01:08:46	Simon...Garfunkle.
01:08:48	Scooby...Do.
01:08:50	Stop fooling yourself. The Green Hornet
01:08:53	I made the knock out gas.
01:08:55	I alone designed and build the Black Beauty.
01:08:57	And I didn't help, at all?
01:08:59	-How, ejector seats?
01:09:03	What a great idea.
01:09:04	You may have started this Green Hornet thing.
01:09:07	Because of how much you hated your father.
01:09:10	-You're an egomaniac.
01:09:13	Exactly like your father.
01:09:15	You are a jealous, pathetic little man.
01:09:19	-Fine.
01:09:21	You're doing great with Lenore.
01:09:22	What the hell does that mean?
01:09:24	Ah, don't you walk away on that.
01:09:26	What? You're charming her pants off?
01:09:31	No, that is a filthy gesture.
01:09:34	You know I like her.
01:09:37	I, I trusted you.
01:09:38	I told you I liked her.
01:09:40	You hit on everything that moves.
01:09:42	I'm amazed, you haven't hit on me yet.
01:09:47	If you keep talking like this, Kato.
01:09:49	I'm going to beat the living shit out of you.
01:09:51	Just so you know.
01:09:52	I like to see you try.
01:09:54	You're a yuppie whimp,
01:09:56	and I'm a martial arts expert who
01:09:59	You grew up penis-less on the streets.
01:10:02	Funny.
01:10:03	Heroes beat sidekicks.
01:10:05	-Period.
01:10:06	-Don't do what? Don't poke you.
01:10:13	Okay. I'm done, forget that stuff,
01:10:16	Okay, okay you're right.
01:10:18	You're right.
01:10:20	I'm sorry.
01:10:23	Sacked you like a bitch, Kato.
01:10:31	Come here.
01:10:36	You like that, Kato. You like that.
01:10:39	You get stung when playing with a Hornet.
01:10:43	Oh, god.
01:10:51	Now I'm the guy that hurt you.
01:10:52	I'd like to see you try.
01:10:59	I can't see with this thing on.
01:11:07	You barely touched her.
01:11:22	I'll give you a touch.
01:11:25	Okay, let's...
01:11:28	You end this?
01:11:36	You are so stubborn.
01:11:53	-How it feel, you don't like it?
01:11:57	-You like it.
01:12:07	Okay, now we can end this.
01:12:12	Stop, just stop. Just stop.
01:12:24	Reid!
01:12:25	Wait.
01:12:29	Help.
01:12:32	Help.
01:12:41	Get out of the pool.
01:12:45	Get off my property.
01:12:48	Never come back.
01:12:50	Help.
01:12:52	I, can't swim.
01:13:01	Please....Reid.
01:13:27	Lenore, it's me.
01:13:29	It's me, Kato.
01:13:31	-What the hell?
01:13:35	He called me a skank and was mean to me,
01:13:41	Chili was a fine warrior.
01:13:44	He was a man of honor and dignity.
01:13:48	We must show our respect.
01:13:51	I'm will assure him blood.
01:13:54	Popeye, go forth.
01:13:56	Take these words and spread them.
01:13:59	The bounty of one million dollars.
01:14:02	The prey, The Green Hornet.
01:14:05	Dead, if possible.
01:14:07	Alive, if necessary.
01:14:10	I don't care where they have to
01:14:13	I want the head of The Green Hornet,
01:14:16	and I want it tonight.
01:14:19	Yes.
01:14:29	Everybody, chase the Hornet.
01:14:34	-We want him dead.
01:14:38	I want to ... on your own life.
01:14:43	The Masked one.
01:14:44	-Kill green, yeah.
01:14:49	-Kill the masked one.
01:14:52	-Alright I'll do it.
01:14:58	-This Green Hornet, got a mask on.
01:15:02	-Got it.
01:15:09	(All talking on getting The Green Hornet.)
01:15:33	You failed to kill me the Hornet, Popeye.
01:15:44	I warned you about this.
01:15:46	You heightened this thing to a point where
01:15:51	Well, here it is.
01:15:55	I hope you realize now,
01:15:59	Never run this paper.
01:16:07	A gruesome scene last night as bodies were found all
01:16:16	D. A. Scanlon's office, please.
01:16:20	The victims were unfamiliar, and it seems their only connection
01:16:24	As a safety precaution, police are advising citizens...
01:16:27	to avoid wearing the color green.
01:16:34	This is my fault.
01:16:37	So what. At least you tried.
01:16:41	Look, running a newspaper must be difficult.
01:16:43	I mean, if it's anything like running a re-election
01:16:50	Fortunately I think, uh...
01:16:52	think we make each other's life easier.
01:16:55	-How?
01:16:57	Right.
01:17:01	And they interpret it as this crime war, you know.
01:17:04	Other people see the same incident
01:17:09	-Yeah.
01:17:12	help you decide.
01:17:14	How these incidents are exposed.
01:17:16	In the public interest, of course.
01:17:18	Now if this collaboration leads
01:17:22	Well I will insure that you
01:17:30	What kind of compensation?
01:17:34	Frank, are you...
01:17:35	are you like saying you want me
01:17:39	For your re-election. Is that what this is?
01:17:41	I thought you needed my help.
01:17:42	We, help each other out.
01:17:45	So that we can both get ahead.
01:17:47	This is mutually beneficial.
01:17:51	Okay, I get it now.
01:17:53	You went to my Dad, he rejected your offer.
01:17:58	That's what this is? That's what you think?
01:18:00	No, what I think is that you
01:18:07	You get out of my office right this second.
01:18:16	This might be what you're looking for.
01:18:17	Thank you.
01:18:48	Boss.
01:18:50	What are you doing up here? All
01:18:53	Come here.
01:18:56	I've been doing some thinking.
01:18:58	And I had a revelation.
01:19:01	What, I'm obsolete.
01:19:03	I'm a dinosaur.
01:19:04	Not in the scary way, in the extinct way.
01:19:07	And it's time for changes.
01:19:09	You know, it's time for me to
01:19:14	I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:19:16	-What?
01:19:20	A theme.
01:19:21	A mask.
01:19:23	Perhaps a stylish cape.
01:19:25	I'm talking about the death of 'Chudnofsky'
01:19:31	What do you say?
01:19:35	-Honestly?
01:19:38	I think that is the stupidest thing
01:19:43	Why is that stupid?
01:19:44	That's not stupid.
01:19:46	-Yes it is.
01:19:50	I...I was going to wear red.
01:19:52	For blood, get it?
01:19:55	That's scary.
01:19:56	And cool.
01:19:58	Get this.
01:20:00	"Be it my mask or blood,
01:20:06	I say that to people when I kill them.
01:20:09	The Green Hornet killed Chili.
01:20:11	I am minus an eyeball, here.
01:20:14	You can't go and tell these guys that.
01:20:18	I think you're having a midlife crisis here.
01:20:21	Seriously, you're starting to scare me.
01:20:25	Want to know a secret?
01:20:27	I'm starting to scare myself.
01:20:36	Gentlemen.
01:20:38	The reign of Bloodnofsky starts tonight.
01:20:48	Hey.
01:20:49	-Get out of here!
01:20:50	What are you doing, seriously.
01:20:52	Look, please. Just listen to me.
01:20:54	Kato lied about us, okay.
01:20:56	You should have found that out
01:20:58	-Nothing happened?
01:21:00	Oh thank god. I knew it,
01:21:03	That ass.
01:21:04	He said you did this.
01:21:05	What, what is that?
01:21:06	-I don't know, but I knew it was a lie.
01:21:08	It's gross. That's not why I'm here, look.
01:21:11	I'll do whatever you want, I'll double your salary.
01:21:13	Please, things at the Sentinel?
01:21:15	Not what they seem.
01:21:17	As soon as Scanlon started running for election,
01:21:22	He was making Scanlon look good.
01:21:23	And I, I have to make it right.
01:21:26	And I realized that if I want to do what's best.
01:21:29	For this world, that the Daily Sentinel
01:21:34	Now here's the problem.
01:21:36	I don't know anything about journalism
01:21:39	That's the truth.
01:21:41	I need somebody that does.
01:21:43	I need someone that I can trust with my life.
01:21:46	Just...okay? I need someone who is you.
01:21:51	Will you please help me?
01:21:57	Britt, I..uh.
01:21:59	I know, I know.
01:22:01	Oh my god!
01:22:06	What is your problem?
01:22:07	-God!
01:22:09	Because you tried to kiss me.
01:22:11	Yeah, we were going to make out.
01:22:12	No we weren't.
01:22:14	Well then I guess I owe you an apology.
01:22:15	-'Cause I misread that.
01:22:18	Okay, look.
01:22:19	I'm sorry, I didn't plan on kissing you.
01:22:21	When I said all that I mean it.
01:22:24	-Pretty please.
01:22:26	And I want a parking spot.
01:22:29	You don't have a parking spot?
01:22:30	-No.
01:22:31	And if you ever so much
01:22:34	I can't even see your ass.
01:22:36	I will sue you for sexual harassment.
01:22:40	Hugs?
01:22:41	Where's the hugs at, ya all?
01:23:12	-Britt Reid's office.
01:23:14	Oh, please hold.
01:23:16	D.A. Scanlon
01:23:18	-Really?
01:23:21	-Hello.
01:23:24	Uh, listen.
01:23:25	I think I owe you an apology.
01:23:38	Too much blood in the gutter.
01:23:40	You win. Let's split L.A.
01:23:42	You get the L. I get the A.
01:23:43	That means we share the gold and the work.
01:23:52	One million dollars for today.
01:23:55	Um, I think you misunderstood
01:23:58	I'd just like a chance to clarify some things.
01:24:00	Things are pretty clear, Scanlon.
01:24:01	I got three words for you.
01:24:05	You're gonna tell him you want to meet him.
01:24:08	You want to be an investigative report, what
01:24:11	-Tell him that you want to meet him,
01:24:13	Okay, your right, okay.
01:24:15	Watch this.
01:24:21	I was joking. Uh, yeah, uh why don't we get
01:24:25	That's probably a good idea, okay?
01:24:26	Why don't we meet up for dinner,
01:24:29	Hibachi, a nice little place on
01:24:37	La Cienega, 8:30.
01:25:19	Britt!
01:25:31	-Hey, Frank.
01:25:33	-Good to see you.
01:25:36	Yeah, I'll have some sake, sure.
01:25:40	Well, thanks for coming, Britt.
01:25:42	No problem.
01:26:15	Mr. Chudnofsky.
01:26:17	Bloodnofsky.
01:26:19	I commissioned The Green Hornet.
01:26:21	You're the chauffeur.
01:26:23	-Partner.
01:26:27	Right there.
01:26:30	Whoa, we only get half of the team?
01:26:32	Who says you're the good half?
01:26:38	Where's Reid?
01:26:40	Guess.
01:26:43	Oh.
01:26:44	Any of you move.
01:26:46	You're dead.
01:26:48	I'm not actually here for forgiveness, Britt.
01:26:50	What the hell. I don't understand.
01:26:52	Yeah, you understand nothing.
01:26:56	If you ever come across any
01:26:58	A man named Benjamin Chudnofsky.
01:27:01	Or anything that makes this city think,
01:27:03	that I'm not the fine line protecting the light from the darkness.
01:27:07	You're going to bring it to me.
01:27:08	You're going to bring it to me,
01:27:10	and I'm going to tell you whether it's okay
01:27:16	That's how I did it with your dad.
01:27:18	And that's how you and I are going to do it.
01:27:23	Scanlon, you're saying you want
01:27:29	Finally.
01:27:31	You understand.
01:27:34	Yep, I understand all right.
01:27:38	Here's one I understand.
01:27:39	That you son, just got played.
01:27:43	By a player.
01:27:44	Recording device, USB.
01:27:47	No, you can't have it. It's mine.
01:27:48	You stupid schmuck.
01:27:50	I got you by the balls, Scanlon.
01:27:52	I run a newspaper, genius.
01:27:54	This is going on the front page tomorrow.
01:27:56	-Oh yeah. I got to say that's kind of impressed with this.
01:27:58	But it's not going to do you any good.
01:27:59	How could it not do me any good?
01:28:02	-Yes.
01:28:05	Yeah.
01:28:09	What's that, my Dad was not murdered.
01:28:10	He, he died from a bee sting.
01:28:12	No, no. Your father died from an overdose of epitoxin.
01:28:15	Most commonly found in a bee sting.
01:28:16	In which he also happened to be allergic to.
01:28:18	Britt, that epitoxin,...
01:28:21	was administered by me.
01:28:25	Shit!
01:28:26	Think Britt.
01:28:27	You can figure this out, my son.
01:28:30	You're brilliant.
01:28:31	I am so stunned.
01:28:33	That's right, think.
01:28:36	-Slowly..
01:28:37	Two years ago Scanlon decides to run for D.A.
01:28:39	He goes on the platform that
01:28:42	Which is impossible.
01:28:43	So, he asks the media to slight the news.
01:28:46	-And you go along with it, like everyone else?
01:28:48	I, I refused.
01:28:50	So he...shit what does he do?
01:28:52	So Scanlon decides to go really dirty,
01:28:56	Chudnofsky kills the reporter Verbi,...Vertolli?
01:28:59	I didn't want anymore bloodshed.
01:29:02	To be honest in the last few years, this
01:29:06	Now, Scanlon can hold up his part of the deal,
01:29:09	of keeping the media under control and...
01:29:10	Chudnofsky can do whatever he wants.
01:29:14	But Chudnofsky had a different plan.
01:29:16	He wanted to take over all the gangs of L.A.
01:29:19	So that's when you decided to cut the strings.
01:29:22	I couldn't look myself in the mirror.
01:29:24	I hated every word I said
01:29:27	So you start reporting on crime again.
01:29:30	And now Scanlon is a dead man unless he
01:29:33	He has no choice but to organize
01:29:37	And he kills you himself.
01:29:41	In the end, you stood up for what's right, Dad.
01:29:45	Now I have to do the same.
01:29:51	I can see by that stupid expression you've
01:29:55	That you're trying to piece this together.
01:29:56	But it's no good.
01:29:57	You're about to killed by the, Green Hornet.
01:30:00	What?
01:30:06	It's the Green Hornet's sidekick.
01:30:07	He's got a gun.
01:30:12	Bluff! Bluff! Eradicate.
01:30:18	Before you do this, I want you to know I'm sorry.
01:30:21	I'm sorry for everything.
01:30:23	I forgive you.
01:30:30	Hey, not me. Him stupid.
01:30:31	Confused, you should be.
01:30:35	-Go, go.
01:30:47	We're goners.
01:30:49	You know what happen when you fool with a hornet?
01:30:51	-No.
01:30:55	Oh, shit.
01:31:04	See, the bad guys.
01:31:08	Go, go!
01:31:14	-What the hell happened?
01:31:16	-He was suppose to kill Britt Reid, hes shooting at me.
01:31:31	Are you okay?
01:31:32	-Britt?
01:31:34	My outfit's back here.
01:31:38	Britt Reid is the Green Hornet.
01:31:40	Yeah I know. You hired a guy to kill himself.
01:31:46	Britt Reid recorded the whole
01:31:50	-We can't loose him.
01:31:53	Kato, thank you buddy.
01:31:57	-Really?
01:31:58	-Your house?
01:32:00	Here's the deal, Kato.
01:32:01	We've got to get this flash drive to the Sentinel.
01:32:04	We're going to put it on the net.
01:32:06	It's what my father would have wanted.
01:32:08	You like your father, now?
01:32:09	Yes, you see he wasn't a dick after all.
01:32:12	Well, he was a dick.
01:32:14	Just not really how we thought he was.
01:32:16	At the end he wasn't a dick...it's called gay.
01:32:20	It's a lot of conflicting emotions, Kato.
01:32:22	Let's roll, Reid.
01:32:32	Heres' the thing, Kato. Honestly, I've
01:32:36	-You're awesome.
01:32:37	-You built this whole car.
01:32:39	You know karate.
01:32:40	-You're charming.
01:32:41	These guys are amazingly well organized.
01:32:58	Backups on the side.
01:33:00	-Orders.
01:33:08	The other side.
01:33:11	Your turn!
01:33:27	Oh shit.
01:33:31	We lost them.
01:33:32	-He's gone. ...He's gone.
01:33:35	Damn, he's back.
01:33:37	You gotta be kidding me.
01:33:38	These guys are good.
01:33:41	Over there.
01:33:43	I got moment.
01:33:44	Moment to this.
01:33:46	We're not going to make it.
01:33:47	Waa...yeah we're going to make it.
01:34:02	That's a very big gun.
01:34:16	Kato, be careful.
01:34:19	-Take the wheel.
01:34:21	-Take the wheel.
01:34:23	Yes you can.
01:34:24	Nun chucks, that was my idea.
01:34:27	Hey, hey where you going?
01:34:35	What are you doing now?
01:34:50	Shit, shit!
01:34:52	Kato, Jesus.
01:34:55	Why didn't you do this in English?
01:35:05	-(Speaks Chinese)
01:35:07	-No, sir.
01:35:09	-Hang one left.
01:35:12	I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:35:14	Turn it off.
01:35:15	-I don't know what to do.
01:35:16	I'll just stop it.
01:35:17	Ah, I stopped it.
01:35:21	I'm sorry.
01:35:27	-Shoot foam
01:35:30	Next time, don't touch anything.
01:35:35	Kato, look.
01:35:37	We made it.
01:35:38	Kato, we made it.
01:35:39	-Yeah.
01:35:40	-I can't.
01:35:50	Oh, we're screwed.
01:36:13	Come on! Hurry up.
01:36:18	Ah, whoops.
01:36:23	-Did you drop it?... Shit!
01:36:30	You get it. I'll cover you.
01:36:32	Wish me luck.
01:36:35	Good luck.
01:36:59	Dear Hornet, Be it my mask, or your blood.
01:37:03	Red will be the last...
01:37:07	Britt Reid, fire.
01:37:14	Go!
01:37:19	Let me shoot him.
01:37:22	Oh, no.
01:37:25	Shoot to kill.
01:37:28	You brought a gas mask.
01:37:30	-Of course I brought a gas mask.
01:38:00	There!
01:38:05	Are you hitting the paper?
01:38:13	Over here.
01:38:19	This fog's up.
01:38:30	There.
01:38:39	Kato!
01:38:42	Get us out of here.
01:38:51	Hah, I'm ungassable.
01:39:09	That was incredibly dangerous.
01:39:12	Drop me off at the elevators.
01:39:20	No, we stay together.
01:39:28	Hey, get in the front seat.
01:39:29	Quick, quick.
01:39:40	Tenth floor, tenth floor.
01:39:42	What's the worse, what's the worse, missiles?
01:39:44	Four missiles left. Hornet gun?
01:39:46	-Check.
01:39:48	Does it drive?
01:39:49	Front wheel drive.
01:39:57	Hey, get out of here.
01:40:04	Okay, you can let me out of here.
01:40:12	Bazooka. Guy with a bazooka.
01:40:16	Missile.
01:40:18	Fire.
01:40:28	Reload.
01:40:34	Kato, they're here.
01:40:35	Go be a journalist, I'll kick ass.
01:40:38	There, there!
01:40:40	Aw, shit!
01:40:49	Come on.
01:40:56	Okay, I'm there.
01:40:57	One minute and this baby is going to all over the wo...
01:41:04	Star...star...start up!
01:41:16	Yeah!
01:41:55	Do you see him?
01:41:56	I can't see anything.
01:42:23	Oh, I'm so stupid!
01:42:36	All right, Reid.
01:42:38	Hand over the thing.
01:42:40	You want it?
01:42:47	Where is it?
01:42:49	I am Bloodnofsky.
01:42:51	I've killed a thousand before,
01:43:02	Now tremble before your death.
01:43:04	For be it my mask, or be it your blood. Red
01:44:00	Britt.
01:44:01	Britt!
01:44:15	Hey! End of the road, Scanlon.
01:44:17	Okay, okay.
01:44:18	Let's just calm down.
01:44:19	Hand over the sushi.
01:44:21	Um, yeah, hand it over.
01:44:24	We can talk about this.
01:44:25	On the ground now.
01:44:27	-It's the Green Hornet. Shoot him.
01:44:28	Shoot him!
01:44:34	Quick, quick.
01:44:36	I'm District Attorney Mike Scanlon.
01:44:39	That is the Green Hornet.
01:44:47	Kato, I screwed up.
01:44:49	Scanlon's going to get away, scott free.
01:44:51	No he's not.
01:45:26	Ow! Whoa!
01:45:32	Holy shit.
01:45:34	Ejector seats.
01:45:36	You actually built them.
01:45:37	It was a good idea.
01:45:43	Wow.
01:45:45	This is really scary
01:45:49	A brutal high speed chase between the Green Hornet,
01:45:51	and rival gang members has led to the Daily Sentinel
01:45:54	-I called it.
01:45:57	and trucks in their path.
01:45:58	Here's the story. We're on our way to a costume party.
01:46:01	Okay.
01:46:03	We gotta get out of our suits.
01:46:05	Where the hell are we going to go?
01:46:08	No one knows why the District Attorney..
01:46:14	No, stop!
01:46:17	Lenore!
01:46:18	How do you guys know my name?
01:46:19	-It's us.
01:46:20	It's me, huh?
01:46:23	You assholes!
01:46:25	You assholes.
01:46:26	What the hell are you doing dressed as criminals?
01:46:29	-You're criminals my god.
01:46:31	We're helping people.
01:46:32	Why did you ask me to do research on the
01:46:37	We don't know what we're doing.
01:46:38	We need you to help us, don't you see.
01:46:40	What?
01:46:42	This is the police.
01:46:44	Please don't tell on us. We were trying
01:46:47	-Think about it.
01:46:49	Hello officer, can I help you?
01:46:51	We're looking for two masked men.
01:46:52	-You seen anything?
01:46:55	-Really?
01:46:57	- All the time.
01:47:00	Well please report anything suspicious.
01:47:02	Absolutely.
01:47:04	You heartless stupid assholes.
01:47:07	You kiss him.
01:47:09	You kiss me.
01:47:11	We'll figure this out later, come on.
01:47:09	Don't kiss me.
01:47:12	)All talking at once
01:47:12	I don't kissed him.
01:47:14	-We don't kiss.
01:47:15	You know I didn't kiss. You guys like kissing.
01:47:19	I've been shot in the shoulder.
01:47:21	Well then go to the hospital.
01:47:23	No! Don't you see.
01:47:25	The police knows the Green Hornet was shot in the shoulder.
01:47:27	If I go to the hospital they'll know I'm the Green Hornet.
01:47:30	Yeah you've been shot, eww.
01:47:32	Here's what I need. I need a spatula
01:47:35	You gotta dig this bullet out of my meat.
01:47:38	Do it!
01:47:39	I'm cold.
01:47:42	It's deep inside me.
01:47:44	Oh, God.
01:47:45	-Spatula.
01:47:48	-Make sure it's sterilized.
01:47:50	Sterilize it. Please I don't want to get gangrene.
01:47:53	-Play it safe, xiongdì.
01:47:58	-Okay, okay ready.
01:47:58	Okay just wait, just hurry, just start there.
01:48:02	It hurts, okay I can't do it.
01:48:04	Take me to the hospital.
01:48:05	Shut up!
01:48:06	Hey look, if I'm the mastermind of all this,
01:48:11	So I can figure this out, okay?
01:48:14	Mere hours ago the Green Hornet
01:48:19	launched a horrendous attack on this building.
01:48:22	That claimed the life of District Attorney Frank Scanlon.
01:48:26	It's unfortunate but,
01:48:30	The Daily Sentinel will be rebuilt.
01:48:33	And to start that off, I am naming
01:48:39	Mike's a great guy he's comfortable telling me off.
01:48:42	So, he's the perfect man for the job.
01:48:45	Weeee, have to get this paper back
01:48:52	I want to make him proud.
01:48:55	And I hope to make this city proud of the Daily Sentinel.
01:48:58	Like never before.
01:49:04	The Green Hornet sends his regards.
01:49:14	Direct hit, he got my shoulder.
01:49:16	Hey, The Green Hornet.
01:49:19	-Get him to the hospital.
01:49:26	It worked.
01:49:27	Ow.

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