The Last Dragon

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00:03:11 How did you know...
00:03:13 ...that was the blue one?
00:03:17 - I do not know, Master.
00:03:22 No.
00:03:28 I humbly apologize
00:03:31 I will do anything to prove my worthiness!
00:03:35 You have been to the movies again, I see.
00:03:38 Full of disciples falling to their knees...
00:03:41 ...at the slightest hint
00:03:46 Leroy, this is not a punishment.
00:03:51 It is a celebration!
00:03:53 You have touched the final level.
00:03:55 You knew without knowing!
00:03:59 We have finished our journey together.
00:04:02 But, Master...
00:04:05 ...the final level. The glow!
00:04:08 You always said...
00:04:10 That when you reached the final level...
00:04:12 ...you would know it by the appearance
00:04:16 ...all over your body.
00:04:18 Come, Leroy.
00:04:20 Get up.
00:04:24 What you seek is not written on the floor.
00:04:29 The final level is a return to the beginning.
00:04:34 This is the Last Dragon.
00:04:38 A cycle is complete...
00:04:41 ...and now there is
00:04:46 ...a new journey
00:04:49 I am confused.
00:04:51 Good. Confusion is a part of life,
00:04:56 All facets must be embraced...
00:04:59 ...for then, and only then...
00:05:02 ...will you break through
00:05:06 Master, perhaps with more time to train.
00:05:10 I am no longer your master!
00:05:24 Leroy...
00:05:27 ...if it is a master you must have...
00:05:31 ...there is an old sage
00:05:35 He is said to be the wisest man
00:05:39 He is here in New York.
00:05:53 Take this. It was Bruce Lee's.
00:05:58 When you find the master
00:06:02 ...give it to him.
00:06:05 Go now, my son, on your journey.
00:06:12 Go.
00:07:35 Joints and bags! Joints and bags!
00:07:39 Put his butt on the chuck wagon
00:07:50 - Shuffle on him, Bruce!
00:08:26 That's that, man,
00:08:52 - Am I the meanest?
00:08:54 - Am I the prettiest?
00:08:57 Am I the baddest mo-fo
00:09:00 Sho'nuff!
00:09:01 - Well, who am I?
00:09:04 - Who am I?
00:09:06 I can't hear you!
00:09:09 Sho'nuff!
00:09:14 The Shogun of Harlem!
00:09:25 Crunch, seats.
00:09:30 This is Sho's row. Move it.
00:09:32 I said beat it!
00:09:35 I know who can beat you!
00:09:37 - Who said that? Beast, find who said that!
00:09:42 I got him, Sho.
00:09:45 Here you go, Sho.
00:09:50 Who's badder than the Shogun?
00:09:52 Bruce Leroy, that's who!
00:09:55 Bruce Leroy?
00:09:58 Bruce Leroy?
00:10:04 That's the only guy that stands
00:10:18 Well, well, well.
00:10:21 If it ain't the mysterious...
00:10:23 ...the illusive Leroy Green.
00:10:28 I've been waitin' a long time for this, Leroy.
00:10:31 I am sick of hearing
00:10:35 ...about the "wahsa" legendary...
00:10:37 ...Bruce Leroy catchin' bullets
00:10:42 Catches bullets with his teeth?
00:10:46 Nigger, please!
00:10:48 The secret awaits eyes
00:10:52 What?
00:10:53 Those who are bound by desire see only
00:10:58 See, now it is mumbo-jumbo like that...
00:11:04 ...and skinny lizards like you,
00:11:07 ...that gives kung fu a bad name.
00:11:11 Get up, Leroy. I got something real
00:11:16 We gonna settle this once and for all
00:11:19 The Shogun is back on the scene
00:11:23 Why don't you sit down and shut up?
00:11:26 What? Why don't I sit down and what?
00:11:30 I said, "Why don't you sit down
00:11:32 Why don't anybody who wants me
00:11:35 ...come down here and make me?
00:11:39 Why don't any fifty of you
00:11:43 ...come down here just for the fun of it?
00:11:46 Yeah, come on, fool! This fool's mine!
00:11:54 Jack him up, baby!
00:11:57 Don't hurt that face, baby!
00:12:00 Yeah!
00:12:28 Leroy, I'm going...
00:12:40 You'll never use this foot again!
00:12:49 Leroy!
00:12:50 I'm gonna get you Leroy...
00:12:52 ...because I am the Shogun!
00:12:54 I will not rest until everybody knows...
00:12:58 ...Shogun is the master!
00:13:03 You wimp!
00:13:26 Still hungry, are we?
00:13:29 I've got a surprise. Dessert!
00:14:00 Live from Seventh Heaven,
00:14:04 ...brought to you by Coca-Cola.
00:14:06 Coke is it.
00:14:13 Soon that's going to be you, Angie...
00:14:15 ...dancing around on that screen,
00:14:18 Hey, Angie, baby...
00:14:19 ...soon that's going to be you up there,
00:14:21 Yeah!
00:14:23 That's my girl!
00:14:31 Baby's going to be a star!
00:14:33 If you'd have put this energy
00:14:36 ...maybe I'd have been
00:14:39 You lost, Rock, you lost!
00:14:41 Every fight I got you.
00:14:43 "The Great White Hopeless"
00:14:46 What do you think
00:14:49 A goddess is what they're going to call her.
00:14:51 What she'll do to people
00:14:54 - Make 'em run for cover?
00:15:01 And now, for my video hotpick
00:15:07 ...I say we rock on with DeBarge.
00:15:10 Rhythm of the Night.
00:15:15 "When it feels like
00:15:19 "And all of the madness
00:15:24 "It's time to get out
00:15:28 "Where all of the action
00:15:32 "I know a place where we can
00:15:36 "Underneath the electric stars
00:15:40 "Just come with me
00:15:43 "Right away
00:15:48 "Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night
00:15:51 "Dance until the morning light"
00:15:53 I don't know why you're
00:15:55 Give me five minutes, Eddie...
00:15:57 ...and this chick'll be begging
00:15:59 You got no class, Rock.
00:16:01 I know how to handle
00:16:03 You gotta wine 'em, dine 'em,
00:16:06 After all, me and this lady,
00:16:09 She's the video-rock queen, but I,
00:16:13 She's got the audience but I got the vision.
00:16:20 I thought I told you to get rid of that thing.
00:16:22 You also told me,
00:16:26 Yeah, I remember!
00:16:30 "Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night
00:16:32 "Dance until the morning light
00:16:35 "Forget about the worries on your mind
00:16:37 "You can leave them all behind
00:16:41 "Dance until the morning light
00:16:47 "Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night
00:16:50 "Forget about the worries on your mind
00:16:55 "Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night
00:16:59 "Forget about the worries on your mind
00:17:05 "The music's playin'
00:17:09 "The music's playin'
00:17:12 "To the beat of the rhythm of the night
00:17:16 "Forget about the worries on your mind
00:17:20 "Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night"
00:17:23 All we're talking about... We're just
00:17:27 Come on, at least have dinner with him.
00:17:29 J.J., I would love to help you out...
00:17:31 ...but the fact is my show is booked solid
00:17:34 So you're just going to have to wait.
00:17:36 - Honey...
00:17:39 Will you at least look at the videotape?
00:17:42 - J.J., there is no point.
00:17:44 The point of the knife which is at my neck.
00:17:47 He'll slit my throat if you don't do this.
00:17:50 What are you talking about?
00:17:52 - Who's going to slit your throat?
00:17:55 Laura, this guy plays rough.
00:17:57 Thirty seconds, Laura.
00:17:59 What guy? Okay. Tell me, J.J., who?
00:18:02 - Eddie Arkadian.
00:18:04 Eddie Arkadian is a heavy dude
00:18:07 ...played in the worst way.
00:18:10 Fifteen seconds, Laura.
00:18:14 Come here. Great.
00:18:16 Why don't you just call a cop, okay?
00:18:18 My life is not filled with all that craziness.
00:18:20 Five seconds!
00:18:22 Tell that Eddie Ark,
00:18:25 - Arkadian. Laura!
00:18:46 "I found a place, finally find a place
00:18:50 "If you want to get in
00:18:55 "Press number seven
00:18:59 "To get to Seventh Heaven
00:19:01 "I can't believe what you're gonna see
00:19:04 "Once you get inside
00:19:09 "You can fool around in my room
00:19:13 "And enjoy my golden ride, keep it up
00:19:19 "Up and around I'll never let you down
00:19:24 "Going up, I'll keep it up
00:19:32 "Never say never
00:19:35 "At Heaven's elevator door
00:19:39 "Because once you dare
00:19:43 "You can't get it up anymore"
00:20:01 Thank you, everybody,
00:20:04 I'm glad you made it. I'm glad I made it.
00:20:06 Today my special guests,
00:20:09 ...from the now generation,
00:20:13 J.J., my main man! What's happening?
00:20:18 What?
00:20:22 Nobody turns down
00:20:26 Nobody.
00:20:28 So come on down and join us
00:20:30 ...will get a Seventh Heavenly
00:20:34 What do you think about that?
00:20:38 How about a kiss?
00:20:39 Who said that?
00:20:40 - I did!
00:20:44 Well, you never know.
00:20:47 But here's one for now.
00:20:51 Got it!
00:20:54 "You found my place
00:20:55 "You finally found my place
00:21:00 "Dancin' all the time
00:21:03 "Hell with incinerators
00:21:07 "An angel on a fire
00:21:11 "He never burned an angel on a fire
00:21:17 "Oh, no, we don't burn angels on the fire"
00:21:36 That's my babe!
00:21:38 - What are you talkin' about?
00:21:41 - Laura?
00:21:45 Yeah!
00:22:04 - Laura, sign here!
00:22:10 We love you, Laura!
00:22:54 How you doin' tonight, Sal?
00:22:56 You just sit back and relax. Sal got sick.
00:23:00 What are you doing?
00:23:01 The right thing, Ms. Charles,
00:23:03 ...you're gonna do if you got half a brain.
00:23:11 - Help! Somebody help me!
00:23:14 Come on, get her in here.
00:23:16 - Help me, somebody!
00:23:22 I would not do that if I were you.
00:23:25 You little punk!
00:23:38 What are you, crazy?
00:23:45 Your mother!
00:23:47 Come on!
00:23:52 Come on! Come here!
00:24:28 Are you all right, miss?
00:24:30 Yeah. I don't know. I guess so.
00:24:38 What about you? Are you okay?
00:24:41 They did not harm me.
00:24:46 Wow!
00:24:55 Your things.
00:25:05 That's okay, I can get them.
00:25:09 It seems that everything is safe now.
00:25:12 Yeah.
00:25:21 You sure you are all right?
00:25:23 Yeah, really.
00:25:27 God, what was that all about?
00:25:31 I don't believe it.
00:25:33 You were really something, boy.
00:25:47 Did you see where that guy went?
00:25:49 Yeah, he's right...
00:26:08 Come on, honey, let's go.
00:26:20 Where is that deejay lady anyway?
00:26:23 I mean, what's the big deal?
00:26:25 - Can't she just meet us there?
00:26:30 - But, Eddie, I'm hungry. I want to go!
00:26:35 Gee, don't cry.
00:26:37 Listen, Laura what's-her-face
00:26:41 We don't want our star to look like
00:26:46 Then knock it off!
00:26:48 Don't bug me! Fix your face!
00:26:50 Shut up!
00:26:54 As soon as the chick gets here,
00:27:20 - Now, boss.
00:27:22 Boss, don't get mad
00:27:25 - There was nothing we could do.
00:27:27 There must have been 20 or 30 of them!
00:27:29 - These big...
00:27:31 Yeah, black guys.
00:27:32 - Yeah, with chains!
00:27:36 They had pipes, bats, they had everything!
00:27:38 All right, all right!
00:27:41 So the broad wants to play tough, huh?
00:27:45 All right.
00:27:48 Two of us can play that game.
00:27:50 Hey, Rock! Come here.
00:27:59 I got a little job for you.
00:28:02 The tank?
00:28:05 Bring her back in one piece, will you?
00:28:08 Chinese GoJu is my secret, I bear no arms.
00:28:12 May God help me
00:28:17 Conscience is our guide.
00:28:20 Peace is our shelter.
00:28:22 Beauty and perfection is our life.
00:28:26 See the courtesy.
00:28:30 Kis-Kay! Break!
00:28:45 Johnny, what are you doing?
00:28:47 Well, you see, Leroy,
00:28:51 ...to master the art of fighting
00:28:54 Well, I did you one better.
00:28:56 I mastered the art of fighting
00:29:00 You see, people...
00:29:04 Give them a little move, a little scream,
00:29:09 Check this out.
00:29:24 Johnny, to seek safety
00:29:44 The sign outside says this here school
00:29:49 - We thought we might get some lessons.
00:29:54 - How many yen?
00:29:56 - Come on, hot stuff!
00:29:59 Teach me something.
00:30:02 I do not wish to fight you.
00:30:05 Well, who do you "wish" to fight then?
00:30:08 One of them?
00:30:09 Or one of the ladies, maybe?
00:30:11 Yeah, since you're too much
00:30:14 ...maybe they're more your speed.
00:30:17 Get him, girls.
00:30:18 Maybe you can get a rise
00:30:25 - You wanna wrestle?
00:30:28 All you've got is this bod and that's it.
00:30:30 I would love to peel this banana.
00:30:34 Come on, handsome, show us your stuff!
00:30:37 How about a little kiss on my fist?
00:30:41 He's too much of a gentleman to hit a lady.
00:30:46 You look scared to me!
00:30:49 Yeah! Come on, Leroy!
00:30:59 - Yeah, that's right! Bow, sucker!
00:31:02 Bow down to your master!
00:31:05 Yeah, coolie, kiss my Converse!
00:31:11 - So sorry. Excuse, please.
00:31:25 Bow!
00:31:29 Enough!
00:31:30 You want to fight?
00:31:32 You fight me, you big ugly,
00:31:39 How about you, string bean,
00:31:43 Beast, kill him!
00:31:49 Get him, Beast!
00:31:56 Bow down or I'm gonna snap
00:32:01 Yeah, that's right, fool!
00:32:05 Kiss 'em!
00:32:09 Down!
00:32:19 Beast, let him go.
00:32:23 You may not wish to fight me now, sucker!
00:32:27 But you will! I'm gonna see to that!
00:32:31 Sayonara.
00:32:34 - Who's the master?
00:32:36 - Who's the master?
00:32:40 The Shogun of Harlem!
00:32:42 Yeah!
00:32:48 Sometimes it is hard
00:32:57 Hey, Reloy!
00:32:58 Your papa-san,
00:33:09 Good morning, Green Sanitarium,
00:33:11 ...and I must say our inmates
00:33:15 Who's calling? Roy!
00:33:17 I can't come now.
00:33:19 I'm being held captive till the coolie,
00:33:22 He's becoming one with his brain again.
00:33:25 Yeah.
00:33:26 All right, I'll catch you later
00:33:33 Hey, let me get this straight.
00:33:35 The prize in this contest,
00:33:38 "Am" gonna win.
00:33:40 And it ain't no thing
00:33:43 - A night with Laura Charles is an event.
00:33:47 Mama-san, Papa-san...
00:33:51 ...Richie-san, Lotus Blossom-san.
00:33:58 Now isn't that nice, Sophia?
00:34:00 Pretty chopsticks, Natasha.
00:34:02 Thank you.
00:34:05 I wish you all would decide on one name
00:34:09 No wonder she's so confused.
00:34:11 Bless this food.
00:34:12 It is to build thy body temple.
00:34:15 I'm telling you, Pop, the boy is off it.
00:34:18 Stupid old clothes,
00:34:20 People talk, you know.
00:34:22 Richard, leave your brother alone.
00:34:24 I can't help it if he's weird.
00:34:26 You're weird, man, really weird.
00:34:28 Richie, when I first started my business,
00:34:32 A black man with a pizza shop.
00:34:34 Now there isn't a hungry soul in this town
00:34:38 "Just direct-a-yo feets-a to Daddy Green's...
00:34:41 "Pizza."
00:34:44 Watch yourself, son.
00:34:46 My personal choices
00:34:49 That's my babe, Pop!
00:34:51 That's my date for tonight!
00:34:52 Because it's alive and very, very exciting.
00:34:57 - That is her!
00:34:59 You better believe that's her!
00:35:02 So you remember now,
00:35:06 Laura Charles!
00:35:07 - I would like to see her!
00:35:10 "I would like to see her."
00:35:12 No way the Queen is gonna be looking at
00:35:16 "I would like to see her."
00:35:18 - Well, I'll see her today, at rehearsal.
00:35:21 - I know where she's gonna be.
00:35:24 I ain't taking you nowhere!
00:35:26 You might embarrass me.
00:35:27 You're too weird.
00:35:33 You do not understand.
00:35:35 She may have something I need.
00:35:37 I knew it would happen sooner or later.
00:35:39 You stood on your head so long,
00:35:42 Look, let me break it down for you.
00:35:44 You seem to be wanting to broaden,
00:35:47 You let a lot of good years roll by
00:35:52 Now, even you being a disgrace and all,
00:35:56 ...that there's an art to making love
00:36:00 You gotta know the moves, baby.
00:36:06 Richie, I am not concerned with moves.
00:36:09 My concern is something else.
00:36:12 Else? What else is there?
00:36:14 Please, I must see her.
00:36:17 I don't see why I'm getting so upset.
00:36:20 Go on, go after a goddess if you want to,
00:36:25 The worst thing that can happen to you
00:36:28 'Cause ain't no woman like that
00:36:32 Not only do you not know
00:36:35 ...you wouldn't know where to put it
00:36:39 And, Leroy...
00:36:42 ...it can really hurt if you don't know
00:36:45 Richie, I must go to this dance contest!
00:36:49 I ain't taking you nowhere and that's final!
00:36:54 Please!
00:36:57 Kiss my hand.
00:36:59 Richie, please.
00:37:02 Maybe I'll take you...
00:37:03 ...if you carry me all the way
00:37:08 - Rap? Me?
00:37:09 "Smell like"
00:37:10 "Smell like"
00:37:11 "What it is, what it look like, do it
00:37:16 "Yeah, baby
00:37:17 "Do it, do it. What it, what it be like"
00:37:22 Okay! That's it! That's it!
00:37:24 That is it, stop!
00:37:26 Stop right here.
00:37:28 It's just pitiful.
00:37:30 - Well, give me one more chance!
00:37:32 Put me down.
00:37:34 Put me down!
00:37:37 It's pitiful.
00:37:46 Richie, where are you going?
00:37:56 Of course, I'm gonna buy a ticket!
00:37:59 I never buy tickets,
00:38:04 Man, if anyone asks you,
00:38:07 What?
00:38:09 You ain't my brother, that's all!
00:38:19 Come on, move it!
00:38:32 See man, messing around with you,
00:38:36 You're not trying to enter
00:38:39 Chill out, chopsticks. Let me handle this.
00:38:42 There must be another door.
00:38:46 I'll be back.
00:38:49 - And if anyone asks, remember...
00:39:12 Why wasn't this sound check done sooner?
00:39:14 I don't know. I only do what I'm told.
00:39:18 Help!
00:39:29 Help!
00:39:42 "I found a picture
00:39:42 "I found a picture
00:39:45 "Inside your suitcase
00:39:48 "I don't know what it means
00:39:52 "I didn't recognize her face
00:39:55 "Mail order catalogues
00:39:58 "Underneath your mattress
00:40:02 "Polaroids do suggest
00:40:05 "She is not an actress
00:40:08 "Why is this friendly group
00:40:16 - "Dirty books
00:40:28 "Now that I have seen it all
00:40:31 "You want me to participate
00:40:34 "You dress me up in peek-a-boos
00:40:38 "Body oil and roller skates
00:40:41 - "Dirty books
00:40:48 "And to think I found them in your suitcase
00:40:53 "I found 'em, I found 'em"
00:40:58 Don't you love it?
00:41:00 Look, doll, did I do you a favor
00:41:03 So you're going to play my video?
00:41:06 No!
00:41:10 Maybe you didn't hear it right...
00:41:13 ...so I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:41:16 Are you going to put my video
00:41:19 I'm going to tell you one more time.
00:41:25 It's not that I don't like it.
00:41:27 - It's just that it's not the right...
00:41:30 Right time of the night to look at it.
00:41:33 That's what she was going to say,
00:41:35 Eddie, she's just tired.
00:41:39 Tired?
00:41:40 She's going to be dead tired
00:41:44 Okay, I tried to be a gentleman about this!
00:41:46 I was going to take you out
00:41:49 Let you order à la carte!
00:41:51 All I wanted you to do was to put my video
00:41:57 Okay, that's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
00:41:59 Rock, let's go.
00:42:02 Eddie, you're not gonna do
00:42:04 Who's going to stop me?
00:42:08 Who is this guy? We didn't order out.
00:42:10 Get him the hell out of here!
00:42:18 Who is this guy? Get in there!
00:42:20 Break his face, will you?
00:42:27 What are you guys waiting for? Get going!
00:42:29 Are you on vacation? Move it!
00:42:31 Get in there!
00:42:43 Get going!
00:42:56 I'm sorry, Miss...
00:42:58 Angela. Angela Viracco.
00:43:05 Bums!
00:43:08 I do not think Miss Charles
00:43:12 It would be best that you leave her alone!
00:43:15 I don't know who you are, pal,
00:43:23 Hothead needs cool water.
00:43:26 No, no, no!
00:43:28 No, not the tank!
00:43:36 No!
00:43:39 Eddie!
00:43:42 Come, you will be safe now.
00:43:46 - Eddie, are you all right?
00:43:49 But Eddie, you're all wet!
00:43:52 Honey!
00:43:58 Look at this, it's all wet. You're all wet.
00:44:02 Rock, get this damn thing out of here.
00:44:04 That son of a bitch is history.
00:44:12 God, I can't believe this!
00:44:14 This is enough to drive you crazy.
00:44:17 You do this kind of thing everyday?
00:44:20 You are too much!
00:44:23 Who are you?
00:44:24 I am Leroy.
00:44:26 Leroy Green.
00:44:27 It's nice to meet you.
00:44:32 I need a drink.
00:44:33 Why don't you come inside?
00:44:38 Miss Charles, there is something
00:44:41 You can call me Laura.
00:44:43 Laura, the other night
00:44:46 That thing that looks like a belt buckle?
00:44:49 Belt buckle?
00:44:50 Is it gold?
00:44:52 You have it?
00:44:53 Yeah, I got it.
00:44:54 Why don't you sit down?
00:45:00 That is wonderful!
00:45:02 Just promise that you won't vanish...
00:45:04 ...as soon as I give it back to you.
00:45:43 This is so you'll never lose it again.
00:45:46 I am deeply in your debt.
00:45:53 It is very valuable to me.
00:45:58 I know what it's like
00:46:02 ...and then, of course, to find them again.
00:46:07 You thirsty?
00:46:14 From the clock's chime to the cock's crow
00:46:20 I must go.
00:46:23 Excuse me.
00:46:26 I'm sorry.
00:46:32 Cock's crow?
00:46:38 "Suki yaki hot saki Sue
00:46:38 "Suki yaki hot saki Sue
00:46:40 "You saki to me, I saki to you
00:46:45 "Suki yaki hot saki Sue
00:46:52 "Hot like saki wine
00:46:56 "Smooth and fine, looking good
00:47:00 "And she knows what she's after
00:47:04 "Watch out for that hook!
00:47:07 "She baits the line
00:47:10 "He takes a step away
00:47:14 "Watch the hook
00:47:19 "Now she can say
00:47:22 "With your bad self, I saki to you!
00:47:27 "And I can say, good times
00:47:30 "You saki to me, I saki to you
00:47:35 "Suki yaki hot saki Sue"
00:47:48 All right!
00:47:52 What you lookin' for?
00:47:52 What you lookin' for?
00:47:53 I am looking for the Master.
00:47:55 Ain't no masters here, dude.
00:47:57 Ain't no slaves either!
00:48:02 Is this not his fortune cookie factory?
00:48:04 The Master, he doin' his wisdom thing.
00:48:08 I seek only wisdom of the Master.
00:48:11 You want wisdom, you buy fortune cookie.
00:48:14 - Take a hike, cool breeze.
00:48:16 Please, I must see the Master.
00:48:18 - It is very important to me.
00:48:20 The Master don't see nobody,
00:48:24 Yeah, he don't see no one
00:48:28 - You dig, bro? You too square, man!
00:48:31 Let me say it so he can understand it, Jim.
00:48:37 You go now! Chop-chop!
00:48:39 Haulee ass outta this place!
00:48:42 Am I sayin' it right, my man?
00:48:45 Like, hasta la pasta, you know?
00:48:47 - Buenas noches.
00:48:50 - Hasta lumbago!
00:48:52 - Catch you on the flip-flop!
00:48:57 I was told I could find Leroy Green here.
00:48:58 I was told I could find Leroy Green here.
00:49:05 I'm Leroy Green.
00:49:07 Who are you?
00:49:09 Who am I?
00:49:12 Sho'nuff!
00:49:16 I am the Shogun of Harlem...
00:49:20 ...and the Leroy Green I'm lookin' for...
00:49:22 ...is a little punk that thinks
00:49:28 You mean Junior?
00:49:31 Yeah.
00:49:33 "Junior."
00:49:35 Where is he?
00:49:38 Don't know.
00:49:39 I'm not sure I'd tell you if I did!
00:49:42 - Not sure you'd tell me if you did?
00:49:45 - Leave him alone!
00:49:47 Wait a minute, please. I'll take care of it.
00:49:50 Well, how about I leave him
00:49:54 Tell him when I found out he wasn't here...
00:49:58 ...I was all broken up!
00:50:02 My God, my table! What are you doing?
00:50:07 Crunch, Beast, Cyclone!
00:50:09 - Do it!
00:50:11 - No!
00:50:14 - Please, don't do that!
00:50:17 Please, come on!
00:50:24 Stop!
00:50:26 No, don't break the table!
00:50:32 I'm gonna kill you, fool!
00:50:34 Take it easy, honey!
00:50:36 What, are you crazy? He's the Beast!
00:50:38 - She only hit you with dough!
00:50:40 All right, enough is enough!
00:50:43 - Richie, you stay out of this!
00:50:47 I said chill out!
00:50:51 All right, take it easy!
00:51:10 Who plays this garbage?
00:51:13 Shut up, bitch!
00:51:15 That's not even mine!
00:51:17 I don't own that!
00:51:26 Tell that chicken-hearted son of yours
00:51:32 'Cause now he's got to fight me.
00:51:40 Yeah.
00:51:59 Can I kick?
00:52:13 Come on. I got you.
00:52:15 Look at him!
00:52:17 Oh, boy. Sit down.
00:52:19 You all right, Rich?
00:52:21 You all right now? Look at this!
00:52:33 What happened?
00:52:35 Sho'nuff happened, that's what!
00:52:37 It's all 'cause of you!
00:52:39 Everyone knows you're scared of him.
00:52:41 You kissed his shoes and everything.
00:52:43 What good is that kung fu jive
00:52:47 Coward!
00:52:50 Why don't you go someplace
00:53:18 Coward!
00:53:34 Chinese GoJu is my secret!
00:53:36 May God help me
00:53:40 Love is our law!
00:53:42 Truth is our worship!
00:53:44 Form is our manifestation!
00:53:46 Conscience is our guide!
00:53:50 Peace is our shelter.
00:53:55 Peace is my shelter.
00:54:05 Peace is...
00:54:17 Hello?
00:54:20 Hey!
00:54:24 I don't mean to bother you but...
00:54:27 ...maybe I should just come back
00:54:31 Listen, if this is a bad time,
00:54:38 You know, the strangest things
00:54:42 I mean, I seem to be attracting
00:54:47 So, I thought that maybe
00:54:50 ...if I got myself a bodyguard, you know?
00:54:54 Like, someone to guard my body.
00:55:00 Anyway, you seem to be the best qualified.
00:55:04 ...a girl could do worse
00:55:07 ...real, live kung fu master.
00:55:09 I am no master.
00:55:15 You sure look like a master to me.
00:55:24 How about it?
00:55:26 How about what?
00:55:28 Bodyguard.
00:55:29 - Hello?
00:55:31 I want you to be my bodyguard.
00:55:34 Have you listened to a thing I've said?
00:55:36 There is much I must do.
00:55:39 Leroy!
00:55:43 Excuse me!
00:55:45 - That's okay.
00:55:48 ...you're Laura Charles!
00:55:50 Forget it. I will go. Don't...
00:55:53 - That's okay.
00:55:55 It's okay, I was just leaving.
00:55:57 Leaving?
00:55:58 Please, just give it some thought, okay?
00:56:01 Wow! Laura Charles!
00:56:06 Just let me know if you change your mind.
00:56:09 I said I cannot help you.
00:56:11 He can't help you?
00:56:15 Look at that, he's just hot!
00:56:17 He's sick. The boy's...
00:56:19 All that yoga.
00:56:20 Hi, my name is Johnny Yu.
00:56:22 It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:56:24 Hi, Johnny, it's nice to meet you.
00:56:31 She said it was nice to meet me!
00:56:34 Laura Charles said it was nice to meet me!
00:56:37 She said it was nice!
00:56:39 She...
00:56:42 Yeah.
00:56:45 This is your résumé?
00:56:47 I like the cropping on that picture.
00:56:50 You did "the incinerator murder"?
00:56:52 Yeah, I trashed the little lady.
00:57:06 Double?
00:57:10 Why do you think you should get double...
00:57:13 ...what everybody else is getting, huh?
00:57:19 Beautiful!
00:57:21 Save it!
00:57:23 Give that man anything he wants!
00:57:25 Give him a bone.
00:57:29 Make sure you take out for the table, huh?
00:57:31 "You look at me like a new pickup
00:57:33 "You tell the barman, 'Fill her up'
00:57:36 "You try to steer me out the door
00:57:39 "But I know what you're cruising for
00:57:42 "You want a test drive
00:57:47 "You want a free ride down
00:57:49 "Lovers' Lane tonight"
00:57:57 All right, that's enough!
00:57:59 - Looks terrific, sweetheart.
00:58:02 Just needs a couple more steps, okay?
00:58:05 Listen, why don't you take a break
00:58:08 Here are some quarters.
00:58:10 Go have a good time. I'll talk to you, girls.
00:58:12 - Go, go!
00:58:14 - 'Bye, baby.
00:58:15 - 'Bye, baby.
00:58:17 You know, to tell you the truth,
00:58:22 I mean that deejay lady,
00:58:27 She'll see the light...
00:58:28 ...as soon as I get that Leroy character
00:58:34 What do you mean "out of the way"?
00:58:36 Sweetheart, you should see the talent
00:58:40 If this deejay broad don't wise up,
00:58:44 It's all for you, sweetheart.
00:58:47 All to make you a star.
00:58:48 Now what do you think of your lover-boy?
00:58:52 All for me?
00:58:54 All for you, sweetheart.
00:58:56 Well, I mean, if it's really all for me...
00:59:02 I don't want you to kill anybody.
00:59:05 Are you out of your mind?
00:59:07 Nobody does what he did to me and lives!
00:59:16 You know what I've been thinking, Eddie?
00:59:19 I've been thinking that maybe you're trying
00:59:24 I mean, just like you tried to use Rock.
00:59:28 Yeah, you were gonna make him
00:59:32 Sure, until he lost a fight.
00:59:35 All this glamour and stardom...
00:59:39 ...it's all for you, isn't it, Eddie?
00:59:46 You know, Angie...
00:59:49 ...a lot of girls out there
00:59:54 If you're unhappy with all of this...
00:59:56 ...why don't you just walk out?
01:00:00 Go have a nice, normal, boring life.
01:00:07 To tell you the truth, Eddie,
01:00:10 ...than hanging around
01:00:12 ...while you guys go play cops and robbers.
01:00:15 Where are you gonna go, Angie?
01:00:17 Without me, you're nothing!
01:00:18 Without that outfit, you're just another
01:00:22 ...from Kew Gardens gettin' by on her tits!
01:00:29 In the end, Eddie, you know what?
01:00:33 You're nothing but a misguided,
01:00:36 ...with dreams of ruling the world!
01:00:40 Yeah, also from Kew Gardens.
01:00:47 And also getting by on my tits.
01:00:54 Where do you think you're going?
01:00:57 To elocution class!
01:01:00 What for?
01:01:29 Did you see that?
01:01:30 Sho'nuff is the master!
01:01:35 - Number one!
01:01:38 Shut up!
01:01:39 - Am I the meanest?
01:01:41 - Am I the prettiest?
01:01:44 Am I the baddest mo-fo
01:01:48 Sho'nuff!
01:01:49 I can't hear you!
01:01:51 Sho'nuff!
01:01:53 Yeah!
01:02:04 Keep your money.
01:02:06 You just get that sucker
01:02:09 ...at the designated time...
01:02:12 ...and I will gladly designate his ass...
01:02:15 ...for dismemberment!
01:02:17 Yeah! Hey! Well, whatever!
01:02:20 Anyway you want to do it.
01:02:22 It'll certainly be my pleasure, Mr. Nuff.
01:02:30 Put it away. Come on.
01:02:46 - Looking for me?
01:02:48 I mean...
01:02:50 I thought I wasn't exactly
01:02:53 That is why I came by,
01:02:57 I did not mean it towards you.
01:02:59 Great.
01:03:01 Then you'll be my bodyguard?
01:03:03 I'd love to, but I must complete
01:03:07 A mission?
01:03:09 You see, I am in search of the final level
01:03:14 ...from the mind
01:03:17 Okay. Listen, you stay right here, okay?
01:03:21 Don't move. I'll be back in five minutes.
01:03:23 Don't disappear, okay? I'll be right back.
01:03:26 A great fighter, for instance...
01:03:28 ...might be able to get just his hands
01:03:31 ...that they would get the glow, which
01:03:35 Yet, if these hands belonged to a master...
01:03:38 Like Bruce Lee.
01:03:39 Yes, exactly!
01:03:41 Someone who has reached the final level
01:03:45 ...the beauty he would be able to create
01:03:50 Imagine the wonder someone like this
01:03:55 That's a beautiful dream, Leroy.
01:03:57 Now I know you're gonna love
01:04:03 What's wrong?
01:04:06 Calling Leroy.
01:04:09 I am sorry, but it's just...
01:04:13 What? Tell me. Come on.
01:04:16 You see, I have this friend.
01:04:18 - Yeah?
01:04:21 He came to me for advice. And I...
01:04:25 ...well...
01:04:27 It is something I thought
01:04:33 Okay, I'll try.
01:04:35 Tell me about it. What is it?
01:04:38 Moves.
01:04:40 Moves?
01:04:43 You see...
01:04:45 ...my friend, he has never been...
01:04:48 He likes this girl.
01:04:49 - Yeah?
01:04:52 He does not even have a paintbrush.
01:04:55 Paintbrush?
01:04:57 He cannot even draw.
01:04:59 - Draw? What are you talking about?
01:05:02 The art of making love.
01:05:04 - Moves.
01:05:08 - I would love to show you some moves.
01:05:11 It's not for me. I said it was for my friend.
01:05:14 He is the one.
01:05:16 Okay, anything you say.
01:05:27 Is it not kind of hot in here, Miss Charles?
01:05:29 I'm telling you, I don't need a contest...
01:05:31 ...to win this date 'cause I got juice!
01:05:34 Why don't you just give up?
01:05:35 Your delusions of grandeur about love
01:05:39 Don't be no fool, Jack.
01:05:41 The Baron Von Rick's got
01:05:44 Watch out the target
01:05:46 - Why don't you write her a letter?
01:05:50 'Cause that's as close as you're gonna get.
01:05:52 You two play a game if you want to.
01:05:54 I'm gonna sit right here
01:05:58 And the rap I'm gonna lay on her...
01:06:00 ...is gonna make Romeo seem tongue-tied.
01:06:03 Make her melt like hot butter
01:06:07 Go, Rick!
01:06:08 And this time ain't nothin' gonna stand
01:06:12 ...with the sweet lips of Lady Laura!
01:06:15 Wow! This place is great!
01:06:48 Fists of Fury!
01:07:48 That's it, man. Enough is enough.
01:07:51 - I'm gonna go.
01:07:53 Something's going on in here.
01:07:55 You think it's her?
01:07:57 There's only one way to find out.
01:08:00 What? Where are we going?
01:08:07 Shit!
01:08:09 - Forget it, man.
01:08:41 This is great!
01:09:39 Man, I ought to slap that sucker silly
01:09:43 If it wasn't for me,
01:09:45 Chocolate-covered yellow peril!
01:09:47 Chill out, man!
01:09:48 Wait for me, will you?
01:09:51 That sucker better start sleeping
01:09:55 ...'cause there's gonna be a serious case
01:09:59 Maybe you just don't understand him.
01:10:00 I mean, if the lady likes him,
01:10:04 Leroy? He wouldn't even know
01:10:06 Looked like he was doing all right to me.
01:10:19 What's that?
01:10:23 Chinese Connection.
01:10:25 He has disguised himself in order to...
01:10:33 ...get into the villains' lair!
01:10:39 Why did I not think of that before?
01:10:44 I must go.
01:10:52 Thanks a lot, Bruce!
01:11:02 - Where are you going?
01:11:12 Leroy?
01:11:16 Ran out on you, huh?
01:11:18 Don't cover up for that Ping-Pong playing...
01:11:20 ...chow mein for brains, kung fu head!
01:11:23 What are you doing up there?
01:11:25 You come down here
01:11:28 Now!
01:11:31 I don't understand what you see in him!
01:11:37 Leroy?
01:11:43 We meet again, Miss Charles.
01:11:51 Let me go!
01:11:54 Get your hands off my woman!
01:11:58 I said get your hands off my woman!
01:12:01 Let me go, you big baboon!
01:12:08 All right!
01:12:11 Little Joe, man! You pay up, bro!
01:12:13 This is craps, man! You pay me!
01:12:16 You blind, man?
01:12:19 - You pay up, blood!
01:12:26 Hey, my man.
01:12:29 What it look like?
01:12:32 Hey, my man, what it look like?
01:12:39 Hey, my man, what it look like?
01:12:47 Hey, my man.
01:12:49 - What it look like?
01:12:51 I am the soul brother like no other...
01:12:53 ...to deliver this pizza with bean sprouts.
01:12:56 Pizza with bean sprouts?
01:12:58 Well, yeah, we make anything, dig?
01:13:01 "Just direct-a-yo feets-a
01:13:07 Now if you bloods would show me
01:13:10 You sure the Master ordered this pizza?
01:13:16 The man himself.
01:13:17 You're going to release his beast
01:13:20 I don't know what you're up to,
01:13:23 No, wait! It's okay.
01:13:28 You the same fool
01:13:30 No, we all just look alike.
01:13:33 My man. Brother.
01:13:39 Yo, bro!
01:13:42 My man, the Master, he split, you know.
01:13:47 - What?
01:13:49 So why don't you chill out with us?
01:13:51 Smoke a little herb. Sip a little wine.
01:13:54 No, I had too much already.
01:13:57 Soul brother!
01:14:00 - Soul brother!
01:14:01 You know how to shoot craps?
01:14:04 - Craps?
01:14:06 Craps!
01:14:09 Yeah, craps.
01:14:11 All right!
01:14:13 Right on!
01:14:15 Mr. Leroy?
01:14:28 Are you in here?
01:14:35 Sorry, miss, I didn't mean
01:14:38 That's all right.
01:14:41 Is a Mr. Leroy here?
01:14:44 No, he's not here, but...
01:14:47 ...how about something
01:14:50 No, thanks.
01:14:53 I'm not Jewish.
01:15:01 Is this where he does all that stuff?
01:15:04 Yeah, I do it, too.
01:15:12 That's really wonderful!
01:15:15 Yep!
01:15:18 Well, you see, I'm on my way back to...
01:15:21 ...Kew Gardens.
01:15:32 You gotta tell Mr. Leroy that...
01:15:36 ...he better stay away
01:15:40 Why?
01:15:44 Because of my "former" producer,
01:15:50 ...and boyfriend, Eddie Arkadian.
01:15:56 He's gone crazy.
01:15:58 Tonight's show is conceived...
01:15:59 Tonight's show is conceived...
01:16:00 ...written, produced, directed and starring...
01:16:03 ...Eddie Arkadian!
01:16:06 Tonight, we make show biz history...
01:16:10 ...my way!
01:16:17 I'm getting funky to the smooth...
01:16:19 ...cool sounds of Fast Eddie A!
01:16:25 "I want you, I need you
01:16:28 "I love you
01:16:31 "I crumble at your touch and"
01:16:34 What's that?
01:16:36 Fire.
01:16:37 "You've got me burning hot with desire
01:16:44 "I feel my temperature
01:16:49 "And, baby, fire
01:16:53 "Burning love"
01:16:55 Who is she?
01:16:57 Charlene.
01:16:58 "How sublime
01:17:01 "I feel the passion in my soul"
01:17:04 She got a manager?
01:17:06 I don't know.
01:17:08 Fire!
01:17:12 This is sure one strange game of craps,
01:17:16 Yeah!
01:17:18 This is how we play in Harlem.
01:17:20 You want to play
01:17:23 - Yeah!
01:17:26 - You play like this.
01:17:29 Now, it is your turn.
01:17:31 - Do not step on the line.
01:17:33 My man.
01:17:36 Right on!
01:17:40 Two, three, five.
01:17:45 Turkey!
01:17:47 Shit!
01:17:48 You turkey!
01:17:50 - I collect this whole pot, baby!
01:17:53 - Where is the Master?
01:17:56 Looks like my man forgot about his pizza.
01:18:00 - I must see him now.
01:18:03 The wise one never sees nobody.
01:18:06 He will see me.
01:18:08 - I have this.
01:18:11 Check this out!
01:18:14 - It's nice, huh?
01:18:22 Okay, here, come with me.
01:18:24 I will see him now?
01:18:26 Yeah, come on.
01:18:33 Just wait here.
01:18:50 Where is the Master?
01:18:53 I want to see him now!
01:18:54 Please! There is no master!
01:18:57 - You lie!
01:18:59 We made him up
01:19:01 - Tell him!
01:19:02 - Please!
01:19:04 I'll show you!
01:19:06 - Over here! I'll show you!
01:19:09 Show him!
01:19:14 This is Sum Dum Goy.
01:19:39 Why?
01:19:40 Why, Master?
01:19:43 Why have you sent me on a journey
01:19:46 Why?
01:19:48 So, you have not found
01:19:52 There is no Sum Dum Goy.
01:19:55 He is a computer.
01:19:59 Why have you done this to me?
01:20:14 Here.
01:20:15 It contains everything you need...
01:20:18 ...to find your way to the golden glow.
01:20:30 Think, Leroy!
01:20:32 You have just opened a fortune cookie
01:20:35 ...written by a master who does not exist...
01:20:38 ...to find the solution to a problem...
01:20:40 ...whose answer you already know.
01:20:43 And this?
01:20:48 You needed a charm.
01:20:50 A true master would use this
01:21:00 Enough.
01:21:02 There is one place...
01:21:04 ...that you have not yet looked.
01:21:06 It is there, only there...
01:21:09 ...that you shall find the master.
01:21:13 Now, if you will excuse me,
01:21:20 You are going on a quest for knowledge?
01:21:23 No, I'm going to visit my mother in Miami.
01:21:30 Leroy!
01:21:32 Are you actually gonna fight them?
01:21:35 Well, you can't be serious!
01:21:38 Leroy, I never would've told you
01:21:44 What are you, nuts?
01:21:48 You're not going all alone, are you?
01:21:50 Are you?
01:21:52 All right then. Then I'm going with you.
01:21:55 If you go, I go!
01:21:57 Okay.
01:22:01 Okay?
01:22:03 Do you plan to fight
01:22:06 Do you not need a weapon?
01:22:08 Weapon, right!
01:22:14 What are you doing?
01:22:16 Johnny, I am sorry.
01:22:19 I must do this alone.
01:22:21 Leroy, come back here!
01:22:26 Leroy! I'm afraid of the dark!
01:22:50 Leroy!
01:22:52 Gag her!
01:22:53 Right, boss.
01:23:07 Come on!
01:23:08 The key. Wait.
01:23:12 Put the key in the latch and turn it!
01:23:15 - Okay, I'm trying!
01:23:17 Okay!
01:23:19 Okay, you can come out now!
01:23:23 Come on, let's go!
01:23:24 Where are we going?
01:23:27 - Would you just come on?
01:24:10 Welcome...
01:24:11 ...to my little party in your honor, Leroy.
01:24:21 The guest list has been compiled...
01:24:23 ...so that you go out in style.
01:24:32 You don't mind if my friends
01:24:38 Then let the games...
01:24:41 ...begin!
01:24:56 Bravo, Leroy! Olé!
01:24:58 I'm gonna whack this guy out
01:25:01 Give me that thing!
01:25:03 For God's sake, take that off!
01:25:06 You've got to ruin everything!
01:25:08 The time, money, the energy I've spent!
01:25:10 Get it off! Get the broad!
01:25:13 Attaboy, Leroy!
01:25:15 You're a bunch of wussies, you know that?
01:25:19 More volume!
01:25:26 All right!
01:25:30 Way to go, Goliath!
01:25:40 Go, Geronimo! Give him a lick!
01:26:15 Go, Johnny!
01:26:24 Come on! Will you make it interesting?
01:26:28 Good! That's one for you!
01:26:32 Johnny! Are you all right?
01:26:35 Shit!
01:26:49 Come on, you old Crunch!
01:26:55 Johnny!
01:26:57 Come on, you miserable slob!
01:26:59 God, what a slug!
01:27:33 You got it, Johnny!
01:27:51 Move out. Come on, Plan B.
01:27:55 Let's get the hell out of here!
01:27:58 - Come on, will you?
01:28:02 Come on.
01:28:14 This way!
01:29:09 Hey, Leroy!
01:29:11 That was almost worth
01:29:14 And to think,
01:29:19 Come on, Leroy!
01:29:35 Mojo, you go that way! Just go!
01:29:39 Come on!
01:30:12 Holy shit!
01:30:14 Let her go, or next time I will not miss.
01:30:23 Next time, I won't miss either!
01:30:32 Got you now, you little punk!
01:30:43 You'll never use that again!
01:30:59 Let me go!
01:31:02 Let him go!
01:31:03 Anything you say!
01:31:36 Let me at him!
01:31:38 - Let me at him! I'll save you, Laura!
01:31:43 Of course I'm all right.
01:31:49 I've got to save Laura.
01:31:50 You are not going anywhere.
01:31:54 - Leroy, I wanna help!
01:31:56 - I've got to save Laura!
01:31:59 Leroy, I've got to save Laura!
01:32:02 I was doing all right
01:32:07 Leroy! Come on, man!
01:32:12 You warmed up yet?
01:32:19 Yeah!
01:32:20 Come on, Leroy, let me out!
01:32:25 Be careful.
01:32:28 There's nothing like this on stage,
01:32:32 This is an exclusive!
01:32:56 Get him! Come on, hit him.
01:33:01 There, nigger, please!
01:33:09 Duck, Leroy!
01:33:11 Get him, Leroy!
01:33:16 That's the way! Get him, Leroy!
01:33:27 All right, come on.
01:33:40 Stings a little, don't it?
01:33:59 Come on, Leroy.
01:34:01 You can run, but you can't hide.
01:35:06 Playtime's over, boy.
01:35:23 Ain't this beautiful? I love it!
01:35:27 This is theater!
01:35:45 Now...
01:35:46 ...when I say:
01:35:49 Who's the master?
01:35:51 You say:
01:35:53 Sho'nuff.
01:35:58 Who's the master?
01:36:14 We need a better view.
01:36:29 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
01:36:36 Who is the master?
01:36:44 Wait a minute, sweetheart!
01:36:51 I love you. Just stay here.
01:36:53 Who is the master?
01:36:56 I can't hear you, Leroy!
01:36:58 Drown him, for Christ's sake!
01:37:04 Who is the master?
01:37:10 I said, who's the master?
01:37:14 I can't hear you!
01:37:16 Who is the master?
01:37:22 There is one place
01:37:26 It is there, only there...
01:37:29 ...that you shall find the master.
01:37:32 You sure look like a master to me.
01:37:39 All right, Leroy,
01:37:43 I am.
01:37:48 I am!
01:37:51 What the...
01:37:53 Shit!
01:37:55 Goddamn!
01:37:58 Let me go, motherfucker! Let me go!
01:38:12 Holy shit!
01:38:23 Okay, come on!
01:39:26 I applaud you, Leroy!
01:39:28 That's a great finish.
01:39:30 Not the ending I had in mind,
01:39:33 You see, a.45 will put an end
01:39:37 All it takes is one little bullet.
01:39:40 So, take your final bows, scum sucker!
01:39:48 - Leroy!
01:40:22 Go, Leroy!
01:40:26 Drown him, Leroy! Get him!
01:40:29 Drown that sucker!
01:40:31 What? Oh, God, no!
01:40:33 - All right!
01:40:35 No, listen!
01:40:36 I've never seen anything like that!
01:40:38 I mean anything! No, wait!
01:40:39 I'll tell you what, let's make a deal!
01:40:41 We could make money!
01:40:44 ...l'll take domestic!
01:40:46 You can have both, foreign and domestic!
01:40:49 Just give me a finder's fee!
01:40:50 Okay, all right, no finder's fee.
01:40:52 You can have the whole thing!
01:40:54 Let me pass!
01:40:58 Excuse me.
01:40:59 Laura, where have you been? We've been
01:41:03 How can I have her ready on time?
01:41:05 Look at you. You're a mess!
01:41:07 I didn't bring the right tools with me.
01:41:10 Richie! Where'd he go?
01:41:12 Where have you guys been?
01:41:14 Listen, Officer, I'd like to report a mugging.
01:41:16 My friend and I, Mr. Nuff,
01:41:20 ...when we were assaulted
01:41:22 We're lucky to be alive!
01:41:24 Save it, Arkadian!
01:41:28 - Never!
01:41:31 Let's go.
01:42:24 Ready for commercial.
01:42:31 Would you teach me some moves?
01:42:40 Man, check out the cornball!
01:42:43 He ain't no cornball!
01:42:44 He's my brother and he's the Master!