The Last Dragon
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How did you know... |
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...that was the blue one? |
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- I do not know, Master. |
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No. |
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I humbly apologize |
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I will do anything to prove my worthiness! |
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You have been to the movies again, I see. |
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Full of disciples falling to their knees... |
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...at the slightest hint |
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Leroy, this is not a punishment. |
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It is a celebration! |
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You have touched the final level. |
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You knew without knowing! |
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We have finished our journey together. |
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But, Master... |
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...the final level. The glow! |
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You always said... |
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That when you reached the final level... |
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...you would know it by the appearance |
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...all over your body. |
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Come, Leroy. |
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Get up. |
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What you seek is not written on the floor. |
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The final level is a return to the beginning. |
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This is the Last Dragon. |
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A cycle is complete... |
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...and now there is |
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...a new journey |
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I am confused. |
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Good. Confusion is a part of life, |
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All facets must be embraced... |
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...for then, and only then... |
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...will you break through |
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Master, perhaps with more time to train. |
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I am no longer your master! |
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Leroy... |
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...if it is a master you must have... |
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...there is an old sage |
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He is said to be the wisest man |
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He is here in New York. |
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Take this. It was Bruce Lee's. |
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When you find the master |
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...give it to him. |
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Go now, my son, on your journey. |
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Go. |
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Joints and bags! Joints and bags! |
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Put his butt on the chuck wagon |
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- Shuffle on him, Bruce! |
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That's that, man, |
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- Am I the meanest? |
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- Am I the prettiest? |
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Am I the baddest mo-fo |
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Sho'nuff! |
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- Well, who am I? |
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- Who am I? |
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I can't hear you! |
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Sho'nuff! |
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The Shogun of Harlem! |
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Crunch, seats. |
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This is Sho's row. Move it. |
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I said beat it! |
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I know who can beat you! |
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- Who said that? Beast, find who said that! |
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I got him, Sho. |
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Here you go, Sho. |
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Who's badder than the Shogun? |
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Bruce Leroy, that's who! |
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Bruce Leroy? |
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Bruce Leroy? |
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That's the only guy that stands |
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Well, well, well. |
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If it ain't the mysterious... |
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...the illusive Leroy Green. |
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I've been waitin' a long time for this, Leroy. |
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I am sick of hearing |
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...about the "wahsa" legendary... |
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...Bruce Leroy catchin' bullets |
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Catches bullets with his teeth? |
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Nigger, please! |
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The secret awaits eyes |
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What? |
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Those who are bound by desire see only |
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See, now it is mumbo-jumbo like that... |
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...and skinny lizards like you, |
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...that gives kung fu a bad name. |
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Get up, Leroy. I got something real |
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We gonna settle this once and for all |
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The Shogun is back on the scene |
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Why don't you sit down and shut up? |
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What? Why don't I sit down and what? |
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I said, "Why don't you sit down |
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Why don't anybody who wants me |
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...come down here and make me? |
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Why don't any fifty of you |
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...come down here just for the fun of it? |
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Yeah, come on, fool! This fool's mine! |
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Jack him up, baby! |
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Don't hurt that face, baby! |
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Yeah! |
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Leroy, I'm going... |
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You'll never use this foot again! |
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Leroy! |
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I'm gonna get you Leroy... |
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...because I am the Shogun! |
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I will not rest until everybody knows... |
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...Shogun is the master! |
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You wimp! |
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Still hungry, are we? |
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I've got a surprise. Dessert! |
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Live from Seventh Heaven, |
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...brought to you by Coca-Cola. |
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Coke is it. |
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Soon that's going to be you, Angie... |
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...dancing around on that screen, |
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Hey, Angie, baby... |
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...soon that's going to be you up there, |
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Yeah! |
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That's my girl! |
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Baby's going to be a star! |
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If you'd have put this energy |
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...maybe I'd have been |
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You lost, Rock, you lost! |
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Every fight I got you. |
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"The Great White Hopeless" |
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What do you think |
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A goddess is what they're going to call her. |
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What she'll do to people |
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- Make 'em run for cover? |
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And now, for my video hotpick |
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...I say we rock on with DeBarge. |
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Rhythm of the Night. |
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"When it feels like |
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"And all of the madness |
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"It's time to get out |
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"Where all of the action |
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"I know a place where we can |
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"Underneath the electric stars |
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"Just come with me |
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"Right away |
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"Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night |
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"Dance until the morning light" |
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I don't know why you're |
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Give me five minutes, Eddie... |
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...and this chick'll be begging |
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You got no class, Rock. |
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I know how to handle |
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You gotta wine 'em, dine 'em, |
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After all, me and this lady, |
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She's the video-rock queen, but I, |
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She's got the audience but I got the vision. |
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I thought I told you to get rid of that thing. |
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You also told me, |
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Yeah, I remember! |
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"Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night |
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"Dance until the morning light |
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"Forget about the worries on your mind |
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"You can leave them all behind |
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"Dance until the morning light |
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"Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night |
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"Forget about the worries on your mind |
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"Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night |
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"Forget about the worries on your mind |
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"The music's playin' |
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"The music's playin' |
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"To the beat of the rhythm of the night |
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"Forget about the worries on your mind |
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"Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night" |
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All we're talking about... We're just |
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Come on, at least have dinner with him. |
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J.J., I would love to help you out... |
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...but the fact is my show is booked solid |
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So you're just going to have to wait. |
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- Honey... |
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Will you at least look at the videotape? |
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- J.J., there is no point. |
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The point of the knife which is at my neck. |
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He'll slit my throat if you don't do this. |
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What are you talking about? |
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- Who's going to slit your throat? |
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Laura, this guy plays rough. |
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Thirty seconds, Laura. |
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What guy? Okay. Tell me, J.J., who? |
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- Eddie Arkadian. |
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Eddie Arkadian is a heavy dude |
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...played in the worst way. |
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Fifteen seconds, Laura. |
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Come here. Great. |
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Why don't you just call a cop, okay? |
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My life is not filled with all that craziness. |
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Five seconds! |
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Tell that Eddie Ark, |
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- Arkadian. Laura! |
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"I found a place, finally find a place |
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"If you want to get in |
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"Press number seven |
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"To get to Seventh Heaven |
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"I can't believe what you're gonna see |
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"Once you get inside |
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"You can fool around in my room |
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"And enjoy my golden ride, keep it up |
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"Up and around I'll never let you down |
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"Going up, I'll keep it up |
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"Never say never |
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"At Heaven's elevator door |
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"Because once you dare |
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"You can't get it up anymore" |
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Thank you, everybody, |
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I'm glad you made it. I'm glad I made it. |
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Today my special guests, |
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...from the now generation, |
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J.J., my main man! What's happening? |
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What? |
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Nobody turns down |
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Nobody. |
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So come on down and join us |
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...will get a Seventh Heavenly |
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What do you think about that? |
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How about a kiss? |
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Who said that? |
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- I did! |
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Well, you never know. |
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But here's one for now. |
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Got it! |
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"You found my place |
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"You finally found my place |
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"Dancin' all the time |
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"Hell with incinerators |
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"An angel on a fire |
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"He never burned an angel on a fire |
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"Oh, no, we don't burn angels on the fire" |
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That's my babe! |
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- What are you talkin' about? |
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- Laura? |
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Yeah! |
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- Laura, sign here! |
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We love you, Laura! |
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How you doin' tonight, Sal? |
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You just sit back and relax. Sal got sick. |
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What are you doing? |
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The right thing, Ms. Charles, |
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...you're gonna do if you got half a brain. |
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- Help! Somebody help me! |
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Come on, get her in here. |
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- Help me, somebody! |
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I would not do that if I were you. |
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You little punk! |
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What are you, crazy? |
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Your mother! |
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Come on! |
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Come on! Come here! |
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Are you all right, miss? |
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Yeah. I don't know. I guess so. |
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What about you? Are you okay? |
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They did not harm me. |
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Wow! |
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Your things. |
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That's okay, I can get them. |
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It seems that everything is safe now. |
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Yeah. |
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You sure you are all right? |
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Yeah, really. |
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God, what was that all about? |
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I don't believe it. |
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You were really something, boy. |
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Did you see where that guy went? |
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Yeah, he's right... |
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Come on, honey, let's go. |
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Where is that deejay lady anyway? |
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I mean, what's the big deal? |
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- Can't she just meet us there? |
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- But, Eddie, I'm hungry. I want to go! |
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Gee, don't cry. |
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Listen, Laura what's-her-face |
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We don't want our star to look like |
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Then knock it off! |
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Don't bug me! Fix your face! |
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Shut up! |
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As soon as the chick gets here, |
00:27:20 |
- Now, boss. |
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Boss, don't get mad |
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- There was nothing we could do. |
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There must have been 20 or 30 of them! |
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- These big... |
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Yeah, black guys. |
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- Yeah, with chains! |
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They had pipes, bats, they had everything! |
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All right, all right! |
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So the broad wants to play tough, huh? |
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All right. |
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Two of us can play that game. |
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Hey, Rock! Come here. |
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I got a little job for you. |
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The tank? |
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Bring her back in one piece, will you? |
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Chinese GoJu is my secret, I bear no arms. |
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May God help me |
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Conscience is our guide. |
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Peace is our shelter. |
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Beauty and perfection is our life. |
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See the courtesy. |
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Kis-Kay! Break! |
00:28:45 |
Johnny, what are you doing? |
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Well, you see, Leroy, |
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...to master the art of fighting |
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Well, I did you one better. |
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I mastered the art of fighting |
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You see, people... |
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Give them a little move, a little scream, |
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Check this out. |
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Johnny, to seek safety |
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The sign outside says this here school |
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- We thought we might get some lessons. |
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- How many yen? |
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- Come on, hot stuff! |
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Teach me something. |
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I do not wish to fight you. |
00:30:05 |
Well, who do you "wish" to fight then? |
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One of them? |
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Or one of the ladies, maybe? |
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Yeah, since you're too much |
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...maybe they're more your speed. |
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Get him, girls. |
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Maybe you can get a rise |
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- You wanna wrestle? |
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All you've got is this bod and that's it. |
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I would love to peel this banana. |
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Come on, handsome, show us your stuff! |
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How about a little kiss on my fist? |
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He's too much of a gentleman to hit a lady. |
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You look scared to me! |
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Yeah! Come on, Leroy! |
00:30:59 |
- Yeah, that's right! Bow, sucker! |
00:31:02 |
Bow down to your master! |
00:31:05 |
Yeah, coolie, kiss my Converse! |
00:31:11 |
- So sorry. Excuse, please. |
00:31:25 |
Bow! |
00:31:29 |
Enough! |
00:31:30 |
You want to fight? |
00:31:32 |
You fight me, you big ugly, |
00:31:39 |
How about you, string bean, |
00:31:43 |
Beast, kill him! |
00:31:49 |
Get him, Beast! |
00:31:56 |
Bow down or I'm gonna snap |
00:32:01 |
Yeah, that's right, fool! |
00:32:05 |
Kiss 'em! |
00:32:09 |
Down! |
00:32:19 |
Beast, let him go. |
00:32:23 |
You may not wish to fight me now, sucker! |
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But you will! I'm gonna see to that! |
00:32:31 |
Sayonara. |
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- Who's the master? |
00:32:36 |
- Who's the master? |
00:32:40 |
The Shogun of Harlem! |
00:32:42 |
Yeah! |
00:32:48 |
Sometimes it is hard |
00:32:57 |
Hey, Reloy! |
00:32:58 |
Your papa-san, |
00:33:09 |
Good morning, Green Sanitarium, |
00:33:11 |
...and I must say our inmates |
00:33:15 |
Who's calling? Roy! |
00:33:17 |
I can't come now. |
00:33:19 |
I'm being held captive till the coolie, |
00:33:22 |
He's becoming one with his brain again. |
00:33:25 |
Yeah. |
00:33:26 |
All right, I'll catch you later |
00:33:33 |
Hey, let me get this straight. |
00:33:35 |
The prize in this contest, |
00:33:38 |
"Am" gonna win. |
00:33:40 |
And it ain't no thing |
00:33:43 |
- A night with Laura Charles is an event. |
00:33:47 |
Mama-san, Papa-san... |
00:33:51 |
...Richie-san, Lotus Blossom-san. |
00:33:58 |
Now isn't that nice, Sophia? |
00:34:00 |
Pretty chopsticks, Natasha. |
00:34:02 |
Thank you. |
00:34:05 |
I wish you all would decide on one name |
00:34:09 |
No wonder she's so confused. |
00:34:11 |
Bless this food. |
00:34:12 |
It is to build thy body temple. |
00:34:15 |
I'm telling you, Pop, the boy is off it. |
00:34:18 |
Stupid old clothes, |
00:34:20 |
People talk, you know. |
00:34:22 |
Richard, leave your brother alone. |
00:34:24 |
I can't help it if he's weird. |
00:34:26 |
You're weird, man, really weird. |
00:34:28 |
Richie, when I first started my business, |
00:34:32 |
A black man with a pizza shop. |
00:34:34 |
Now there isn't a hungry soul in this town |
00:34:38 |
"Just direct-a-yo feets-a to Daddy Green's... |
00:34:41 |
"Pizza." |
00:34:44 |
Watch yourself, son. |
00:34:46 |
My personal choices |
00:34:49 |
That's my babe, Pop! |
00:34:51 |
That's my date for tonight! |
00:34:52 |
Because it's alive and very, very exciting. |
00:34:57 |
- That is her! |
00:34:59 |
You better believe that's her! |
00:35:02 |
So you remember now, |
00:35:06 |
Laura Charles! |
00:35:07 |
- I would like to see her! |
00:35:10 |
"I would like to see her." |
00:35:12 |
No way the Queen is gonna be looking at |
00:35:16 |
"I would like to see her." |
00:35:18 |
- Well, I'll see her today, at rehearsal. |
00:35:21 |
- I know where she's gonna be. |
00:35:24 |
I ain't taking you nowhere! |
00:35:26 |
You might embarrass me. |
00:35:27 |
You're too weird. |
00:35:33 |
You do not understand. |
00:35:35 |
She may have something I need. |
00:35:37 |
I knew it would happen sooner or later. |
00:35:39 |
You stood on your head so long, |
00:35:42 |
Look, let me break it down for you. |
00:35:44 |
You seem to be wanting to broaden, |
00:35:47 |
You let a lot of good years roll by |
00:35:52 |
Now, even you being a disgrace and all, |
00:35:56 |
...that there's an art to making love |
00:36:00 |
You gotta know the moves, baby. |
00:36:06 |
Richie, I am not concerned with moves. |
00:36:09 |
My concern is something else. |
00:36:12 |
Else? What else is there? |
00:36:14 |
Please, I must see her. |
00:36:17 |
I don't see why I'm getting so upset. |
00:36:20 |
Go on, go after a goddess if you want to, |
00:36:25 |
The worst thing that can happen to you |
00:36:28 |
'Cause ain't no woman like that |
00:36:32 |
Not only do you not know |
00:36:35 |
...you wouldn't know where to put it |
00:36:39 |
And, Leroy... |
00:36:42 |
...it can really hurt if you don't know |
00:36:45 |
Richie, I must go to this dance contest! |
00:36:49 |
I ain't taking you nowhere and that's final! |
00:36:54 |
Please! |
00:36:57 |
Kiss my hand. |
00:36:59 |
Richie, please. |
00:37:02 |
Maybe I'll take you... |
00:37:03 |
...if you carry me all the way |
00:37:08 |
- Rap? Me? |
00:37:09 |
"Smell like" |
00:37:10 |
"Smell like" |
00:37:11 |
"What it is, what it look like, do it |
00:37:16 |
"Yeah, baby |
00:37:17 |
"Do it, do it. What it, what it be like" |
00:37:22 |
Okay! That's it! That's it! |
00:37:24 |
That is it, stop! |
00:37:26 |
Stop right here. |
00:37:28 |
It's just pitiful. |
00:37:30 |
- Well, give me one more chance! |
00:37:32 |
Put me down. |
00:37:34 |
Put me down! |
00:37:37 |
It's pitiful. |
00:37:46 |
Richie, where are you going? |
00:37:56 |
Of course, I'm gonna buy a ticket! |
00:37:59 |
I never buy tickets, |
00:38:04 |
Man, if anyone asks you, |
00:38:07 |
What? |
00:38:09 |
You ain't my brother, that's all! |
00:38:19 |
Come on, move it! |
00:38:32 |
See man, messing around with you, |
00:38:36 |
You're not trying to enter |
00:38:39 |
Chill out, chopsticks. Let me handle this. |
00:38:42 |
There must be another door. |
00:38:46 |
I'll be back. |
00:38:49 |
- And if anyone asks, remember... |
00:39:12 |
Why wasn't this sound check done sooner? |
00:39:14 |
I don't know. I only do what I'm told. |
00:39:18 |
Help! |
00:39:29 |
Help! |
00:39:42 |
"I found a picture |
00:39:42 |
"I found a picture |
00:39:45 |
"Inside your suitcase |
00:39:48 |
"I don't know what it means |
00:39:52 |
"I didn't recognize her face |
00:39:55 |
"Mail order catalogues |
00:39:58 |
"Underneath your mattress |
00:40:02 |
"Polaroids do suggest |
00:40:05 |
"She is not an actress |
00:40:08 |
"Why is this friendly group |
00:40:16 |
- "Dirty books |
00:40:28 |
"Now that I have seen it all |
00:40:31 |
"You want me to participate |
00:40:34 |
"You dress me up in peek-a-boos |
00:40:38 |
"Body oil and roller skates |
00:40:41 |
- "Dirty books |
00:40:48 |
"And to think I found them in your suitcase |
00:40:53 |
"I found 'em, I found 'em" |
00:40:58 |
Don't you love it? |
00:41:00 |
Look, doll, did I do you a favor |
00:41:03 |
So you're going to play my video? |
00:41:06 |
No! |
00:41:10 |
Maybe you didn't hear it right... |
00:41:13 |
...so I'm going to ask you one more time. |
00:41:16 |
Are you going to put my video |
00:41:19 |
I'm going to tell you one more time. |
00:41:25 |
It's not that I don't like it. |
00:41:27 |
- It's just that it's not the right... |
00:41:30 |
Right time of the night to look at it. |
00:41:33 |
That's what she was going to say, |
00:41:35 |
Eddie, she's just tired. |
00:41:39 |
Tired? |
00:41:40 |
She's going to be dead tired |
00:41:44 |
Okay, I tried to be a gentleman about this! |
00:41:46 |
I was going to take you out |
00:41:49 |
Let you order à la carte! |
00:41:51 |
All I wanted you to do was to put my video |
00:41:57 |
Okay, that's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. |
00:41:59 |
Rock, let's go. |
00:42:02 |
Eddie, you're not gonna do |
00:42:04 |
Who's going to stop me? |
00:42:08 |
Who is this guy? We didn't order out. |
00:42:10 |
Get him the hell out of here! |
00:42:18 |
Who is this guy? Get in there! |
00:42:20 |
Break his face, will you? |
00:42:27 |
What are you guys waiting for? Get going! |
00:42:29 |
Are you on vacation? Move it! |
00:42:31 |
Get in there! |
00:42:43 |
Get going! |
00:42:56 |
I'm sorry, Miss... |
00:42:58 |
Angela. Angela Viracco. |
00:43:05 |
Bums! |
00:43:08 |
I do not think Miss Charles |
00:43:12 |
It would be best that you leave her alone! |
00:43:15 |
I don't know who you are, pal, |
00:43:23 |
Hothead needs cool water. |
00:43:26 |
No, no, no! |
00:43:28 |
No, not the tank! |
00:43:36 |
No! |
00:43:39 |
Eddie! |
00:43:42 |
Come, you will be safe now. |
00:43:46 |
- Eddie, are you all right? |
00:43:49 |
But Eddie, you're all wet! |
00:43:52 |
Honey! |
00:43:58 |
Look at this, it's all wet. You're all wet. |
00:44:02 |
Rock, get this damn thing out of here. |
00:44:04 |
That son of a bitch is history. |
00:44:12 |
God, I can't believe this! |
00:44:14 |
This is enough to drive you crazy. |
00:44:17 |
You do this kind of thing everyday? |
00:44:20 |
You are too much! |
00:44:23 |
Who are you? |
00:44:24 |
I am Leroy. |
00:44:26 |
Leroy Green. |
00:44:27 |
It's nice to meet you. |
00:44:32 |
I need a drink. |
00:44:33 |
Why don't you come inside? |
00:44:38 |
Miss Charles, there is something |
00:44:41 |
You can call me Laura. |
00:44:43 |
Laura, the other night |
00:44:46 |
That thing that looks like a belt buckle? |
00:44:49 |
Belt buckle? |
00:44:50 |
Is it gold? |
00:44:52 |
You have it? |
00:44:53 |
Yeah, I got it. |
00:44:54 |
Why don't you sit down? |
00:45:00 |
That is wonderful! |
00:45:02 |
Just promise that you won't vanish... |
00:45:04 |
...as soon as I give it back to you. |
00:45:43 |
This is so you'll never lose it again. |
00:45:46 |
I am deeply in your debt. |
00:45:53 |
It is very valuable to me. |
00:45:58 |
I know what it's like |
00:46:02 |
...and then, of course, to find them again. |
00:46:07 |
You thirsty? |
00:46:14 |
From the clock's chime to the cock's crow |
00:46:20 |
I must go. |
00:46:23 |
Excuse me. |
00:46:26 |
I'm sorry. |
00:46:32 |
Cock's crow? |
00:46:38 |
"Suki yaki hot saki Sue |
00:46:38 |
"Suki yaki hot saki Sue |
00:46:40 |
"You saki to me, I saki to you |
00:46:45 |
"Suki yaki hot saki Sue |
00:46:52 |
"Hot like saki wine |
00:46:56 |
"Smooth and fine, looking good |
00:47:00 |
"And she knows what she's after |
00:47:04 |
"Watch out for that hook! |
00:47:07 |
"She baits the line |
00:47:10 |
"He takes a step away |
00:47:14 |
"Watch the hook |
00:47:19 |
"Now she can say |
00:47:22 |
"With your bad self, I saki to you! |
00:47:27 |
"And I can say, good times |
00:47:30 |
"You saki to me, I saki to you |
00:47:35 |
"Suki yaki hot saki Sue" |
00:47:48 |
All right! |
00:47:52 |
What you lookin' for? |
00:47:52 |
What you lookin' for? |
00:47:53 |
I am looking for the Master. |
00:47:55 |
Ain't no masters here, dude. |
00:47:57 |
Ain't no slaves either! |
00:48:02 |
Is this not his fortune cookie factory? |
00:48:04 |
The Master, he doin' his wisdom thing. |
00:48:08 |
I seek only wisdom of the Master. |
00:48:11 |
You want wisdom, you buy fortune cookie. |
00:48:14 |
- Take a hike, cool breeze. |
00:48:16 |
Please, I must see the Master. |
00:48:18 |
- It is very important to me. |
00:48:20 |
The Master don't see nobody, |
00:48:24 |
Yeah, he don't see no one |
00:48:28 |
- You dig, bro? You too square, man! |
00:48:31 |
Let me say it so he can understand it, Jim. |
00:48:37 |
You go now! Chop-chop! |
00:48:39 |
Haulee ass outta this place! |
00:48:42 |
Am I sayin' it right, my man? |
00:48:45 |
Like, hasta la pasta, you know? |
00:48:47 |
- Buenas noches. |
00:48:50 |
- Hasta lumbago! |
00:48:52 |
- Catch you on the flip-flop! |
00:48:57 |
I was told I could find Leroy Green here. |
00:48:58 |
I was told I could find Leroy Green here. |
00:49:05 |
I'm Leroy Green. |
00:49:07 |
Who are you? |
00:49:09 |
Who am I? |
00:49:12 |
Sho'nuff! |
00:49:16 |
I am the Shogun of Harlem... |
00:49:20 |
...and the Leroy Green I'm lookin' for... |
00:49:22 |
...is a little punk that thinks |
00:49:28 |
You mean Junior? |
00:49:31 |
Yeah. |
00:49:33 |
"Junior." |
00:49:35 |
Where is he? |
00:49:38 |
Don't know. |
00:49:39 |
I'm not sure I'd tell you if I did! |
00:49:42 |
- Not sure you'd tell me if you did? |
00:49:45 |
- Leave him alone! |
00:49:47 |
Wait a minute, please. I'll take care of it. |
00:49:50 |
Well, how about I leave him |
00:49:54 |
Tell him when I found out he wasn't here... |
00:49:58 |
...I was all broken up! |
00:50:02 |
My God, my table! What are you doing? |
00:50:07 |
Crunch, Beast, Cyclone! |
00:50:09 |
- Do it! |
00:50:11 |
- No! |
00:50:14 |
- Please, don't do that! |
00:50:17 |
Please, come on! |
00:50:24 |
Stop! |
00:50:26 |
No, don't break the table! |
00:50:32 |
I'm gonna kill you, fool! |
00:50:34 |
Take it easy, honey! |
00:50:36 |
What, are you crazy? He's the Beast! |
00:50:38 |
- She only hit you with dough! |
00:50:40 |
All right, enough is enough! |
00:50:43 |
- Richie, you stay out of this! |
00:50:47 |
I said chill out! |
00:50:51 |
All right, take it easy! |
00:51:10 |
Who plays this garbage? |
00:51:13 |
Shut up, bitch! |
00:51:15 |
That's not even mine! |
00:51:17 |
I don't own that! |
00:51:26 |
Tell that chicken-hearted son of yours |
00:51:32 |
'Cause now he's got to fight me. |
00:51:40 |
Yeah. |
00:51:59 |
Can I kick? |
00:52:13 |
Come on. I got you. |
00:52:15 |
Look at him! |
00:52:17 |
Oh, boy. Sit down. |
00:52:19 |
You all right, Rich? |
00:52:21 |
You all right now? Look at this! |
00:52:33 |
What happened? |
00:52:35 |
Sho'nuff happened, that's what! |
00:52:37 |
It's all 'cause of you! |
00:52:39 |
Everyone knows you're scared of him. |
00:52:41 |
You kissed his shoes and everything. |
00:52:43 |
What good is that kung fu jive |
00:52:47 |
Coward! |
00:52:50 |
Why don't you go someplace |
00:53:18 |
Coward! |
00:53:34 |
Chinese GoJu is my secret! |
00:53:36 |
May God help me |
00:53:40 |
Love is our law! |
00:53:42 |
Truth is our worship! |
00:53:44 |
Form is our manifestation! |
00:53:46 |
Conscience is our guide! |
00:53:50 |
Peace is our shelter. |
00:53:55 |
Peace is my shelter. |
00:54:05 |
Peace is... |
00:54:17 |
Hello? |
00:54:20 |
Hey! |
00:54:24 |
I don't mean to bother you but... |
00:54:27 |
...maybe I should just come back |
00:54:31 |
Listen, if this is a bad time, |
00:54:38 |
You know, the strangest things |
00:54:42 |
I mean, I seem to be attracting |
00:54:47 |
So, I thought that maybe |
00:54:50 |
...if I got myself a bodyguard, you know? |
00:54:54 |
Like, someone to guard my body. |
00:55:00 |
Anyway, you seem to be the best qualified. |
00:55:04 |
...a girl could do worse |
00:55:07 |
...real, live kung fu master. |
00:55:09 |
I am no master. |
00:55:15 |
You sure look like a master to me. |
00:55:24 |
How about it? |
00:55:26 |
How about what? |
00:55:28 |
Bodyguard. |
00:55:29 |
- Hello? |
00:55:31 |
I want you to be my bodyguard. |
00:55:34 |
Have you listened to a thing I've said? |
00:55:36 |
There is much I must do. |
00:55:39 |
Leroy! |
00:55:43 |
Excuse me! |
00:55:45 |
- That's okay. |
00:55:48 |
...you're Laura Charles! |
00:55:50 |
Forget it. I will go. Don't... |
00:55:53 |
- That's okay. |
00:55:55 |
It's okay, I was just leaving. |
00:55:57 |
Leaving? |
00:55:58 |
Please, just give it some thought, okay? |
00:56:01 |
Wow! Laura Charles! |
00:56:06 |
Just let me know if you change your mind. |
00:56:09 |
I said I cannot help you. |
00:56:11 |
He can't help you? |
00:56:15 |
Look at that, he's just hot! |
00:56:17 |
He's sick. The boy's... |
00:56:19 |
All that yoga. |
00:56:20 |
Hi, my name is Johnny Yu. |
00:56:22 |
It's a pleasure to meet you. |
00:56:24 |
Hi, Johnny, it's nice to meet you. |
00:56:31 |
She said it was nice to meet me! |
00:56:34 |
Laura Charles said it was nice to meet me! |
00:56:37 |
She said it was nice! |
00:56:39 |
She... |
00:56:42 |
Yeah. |
00:56:45 |
This is your résumé? |
00:56:47 |
I like the cropping on that picture. |
00:56:50 |
You did "the incinerator murder"? |
00:56:52 |
Yeah, I trashed the little lady. |
00:57:06 |
Double? |
00:57:10 |
Why do you think you should get double... |
00:57:13 |
...what everybody else is getting, huh? |
00:57:19 |
Beautiful! |
00:57:21 |
Save it! |
00:57:23 |
Give that man anything he wants! |
00:57:25 |
Give him a bone. |
00:57:29 |
Make sure you take out for the table, huh? |
00:57:31 |
"You look at me like a new pickup |
00:57:33 |
"You tell the barman, 'Fill her up' |
00:57:36 |
"You try to steer me out the door |
00:57:39 |
"But I know what you're cruising for |
00:57:42 |
"You want a test drive |
00:57:47 |
"You want a free ride down |
00:57:49 |
"Lovers' Lane tonight" |
00:57:57 |
All right, that's enough! |
00:57:59 |
- Looks terrific, sweetheart. |
00:58:02 |
Just needs a couple more steps, okay? |
00:58:05 |
Listen, why don't you take a break |
00:58:08 |
Here are some quarters. |
00:58:10 |
Go have a good time. I'll talk to you, girls. |
00:58:12 |
- Go, go! |
00:58:14 |
- 'Bye, baby. |
00:58:15 |
- 'Bye, baby. |
00:58:17 |
You know, to tell you the truth, |
00:58:22 |
I mean that deejay lady, |
00:58:27 |
She'll see the light... |
00:58:28 |
...as soon as I get that Leroy character |
00:58:34 |
What do you mean "out of the way"? |
00:58:36 |
Sweetheart, you should see the talent |
00:58:40 |
If this deejay broad don't wise up, |
00:58:44 |
It's all for you, sweetheart. |
00:58:47 |
All to make you a star. |
00:58:48 |
Now what do you think of your lover-boy? |
00:58:52 |
All for me? |
00:58:54 |
All for you, sweetheart. |
00:58:56 |
Well, I mean, if it's really all for me... |
00:59:02 |
I don't want you to kill anybody. |
00:59:05 |
Are you out of your mind? |
00:59:07 |
Nobody does what he did to me and lives! |
00:59:16 |
You know what I've been thinking, Eddie? |
00:59:19 |
I've been thinking that maybe you're trying |
00:59:24 |
I mean, just like you tried to use Rock. |
00:59:28 |
Yeah, you were gonna make him |
00:59:32 |
Sure, until he lost a fight. |
00:59:35 |
All this glamour and stardom... |
00:59:39 |
...it's all for you, isn't it, Eddie? |
00:59:46 |
You know, Angie... |
00:59:49 |
...a lot of girls out there |
00:59:54 |
If you're unhappy with all of this... |
00:59:56 |
...why don't you just walk out? |
01:00:00 |
Go have a nice, normal, boring life. |
01:00:07 |
To tell you the truth, Eddie, |
01:00:10 |
...than hanging around |
01:00:12 |
...while you guys go play cops and robbers. |
01:00:15 |
Where are you gonna go, Angie? |
01:00:17 |
Without me, you're nothing! |
01:00:18 |
Without that outfit, you're just another |
01:00:22 |
...from Kew Gardens gettin' by on her tits! |
01:00:29 |
In the end, Eddie, you know what? |
01:00:33 |
You're nothing but a misguided, |
01:00:36 |
...with dreams of ruling the world! |
01:00:40 |
Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. |
01:00:47 |
And also getting by on my tits. |
01:00:54 |
Where do you think you're going? |
01:00:57 |
To elocution class! |
01:01:00 |
What for? |
01:01:29 |
Did you see that? |
01:01:30 |
Sho'nuff is the master! |
01:01:35 |
- Number one! |
01:01:38 |
Shut up! |
01:01:39 |
- Am I the meanest? |
01:01:41 |
- Am I the prettiest? |
01:01:44 |
Am I the baddest mo-fo |
01:01:48 |
Sho'nuff! |
01:01:49 |
I can't hear you! |
01:01:51 |
Sho'nuff! |
01:01:53 |
Yeah! |
01:02:04 |
Keep your money. |
01:02:06 |
You just get that sucker |
01:02:09 |
...at the designated time... |
01:02:12 |
...and I will gladly designate his ass... |
01:02:15 |
...for dismemberment! |
01:02:17 |
Yeah! Hey! Well, whatever! |
01:02:20 |
Anyway you want to do it. |
01:02:22 |
It'll certainly be my pleasure, Mr. Nuff. |
01:02:30 |
Put it away. Come on. |
01:02:46 |
- Looking for me? |
01:02:48 |
I mean... |
01:02:50 |
I thought I wasn't exactly |
01:02:53 |
That is why I came by, |
01:02:57 |
I did not mean it towards you. |
01:02:59 |
Great. |
01:03:01 |
Then you'll be my bodyguard? |
01:03:03 |
I'd love to, but I must complete |
01:03:07 |
A mission? |
01:03:09 |
You see, I am in search of the final level |
01:03:14 |
...from the mind |
01:03:17 |
Okay. Listen, you stay right here, okay? |
01:03:21 |
Don't move. I'll be back in five minutes. |
01:03:23 |
Don't disappear, okay? I'll be right back. |
01:03:26 |
A great fighter, for instance... |
01:03:28 |
...might be able to get just his hands |
01:03:31 |
...that they would get the glow, which |
01:03:35 |
Yet, if these hands belonged to a master... |
01:03:38 |
Like Bruce Lee. |
01:03:39 |
Yes, exactly! |
01:03:41 |
Someone who has reached the final level |
01:03:45 |
...the beauty he would be able to create |
01:03:50 |
Imagine the wonder someone like this |
01:03:55 |
That's a beautiful dream, Leroy. |
01:03:57 |
Now I know you're gonna love |
01:04:03 |
What's wrong? |
01:04:06 |
Calling Leroy. |
01:04:09 |
I am sorry, but it's just... |
01:04:13 |
What? Tell me. Come on. |
01:04:16 |
You see, I have this friend. |
01:04:18 |
- Yeah? |
01:04:21 |
He came to me for advice. And I... |
01:04:25 |
...well... |
01:04:27 |
It is something I thought |
01:04:33 |
Okay, I'll try. |
01:04:35 |
Tell me about it. What is it? |
01:04:38 |
Moves. |
01:04:40 |
Moves? |
01:04:43 |
You see... |
01:04:45 |
...my friend, he has never been... |
01:04:48 |
He likes this girl. |
01:04:49 |
- Yeah? |
01:04:52 |
He does not even have a paintbrush. |
01:04:55 |
Paintbrush? |
01:04:57 |
He cannot even draw. |
01:04:59 |
- Draw? What are you talking about? |
01:05:02 |
The art of making love. |
01:05:04 |
- Moves. |
01:05:08 |
- I would love to show you some moves. |
01:05:11 |
It's not for me. I said it was for my friend. |
01:05:14 |
He is the one. |
01:05:16 |
Okay, anything you say. |
01:05:27 |
Is it not kind of hot in here, Miss Charles? |
01:05:29 |
I'm telling you, I don't need a contest... |
01:05:31 |
...to win this date 'cause I got juice! |
01:05:34 |
Why don't you just give up? |
01:05:35 |
Your delusions of grandeur about love |
01:05:39 |
Don't be no fool, Jack. |
01:05:41 |
The Baron Von Rick's got |
01:05:44 |
Watch out the target |
01:05:46 |
- Why don't you write her a letter? |
01:05:50 |
'Cause that's as close as you're gonna get. |
01:05:52 |
You two play a game if you want to. |
01:05:54 |
I'm gonna sit right here |
01:05:58 |
And the rap I'm gonna lay on her... |
01:06:00 |
...is gonna make Romeo seem tongue-tied. |
01:06:03 |
Make her melt like hot butter |
01:06:07 |
Go, Rick! |
01:06:08 |
And this time ain't nothin' gonna stand |
01:06:12 |
...with the sweet lips of Lady Laura! |
01:06:15 |
Wow! This place is great! |
01:06:48 |
Fists of Fury! |
01:07:48 |
That's it, man. Enough is enough. |
01:07:51 |
- I'm gonna go. |
01:07:53 |
Something's going on in here. |
01:07:55 |
You think it's her? |
01:07:57 |
There's only one way to find out. |
01:08:00 |
What? Where are we going? |
01:08:07 |
Shit! |
01:08:09 |
- Forget it, man. |
01:08:41 |
This is great! |
01:09:39 |
Man, I ought to slap that sucker silly |
01:09:43 |
If it wasn't for me, |
01:09:45 |
Chocolate-covered yellow peril! |
01:09:47 |
Chill out, man! |
01:09:48 |
Wait for me, will you? |
01:09:51 |
That sucker better start sleeping |
01:09:55 |
...'cause there's gonna be a serious case |
01:09:59 |
Maybe you just don't understand him. |
01:10:00 |
I mean, if the lady likes him, |
01:10:04 |
Leroy? He wouldn't even know |
01:10:06 |
Looked like he was doing all right to me. |
01:10:19 |
What's that? |
01:10:23 |
Chinese Connection. |
01:10:25 |
He has disguised himself in order to... |
01:10:33 |
...get into the villains' lair! |
01:10:39 |
Why did I not think of that before? |
01:10:44 |
I must go. |
01:10:52 |
Thanks a lot, Bruce! |
01:11:02 |
- Where are you going? |
01:11:12 |
Leroy? |
01:11:16 |
Ran out on you, huh? |
01:11:18 |
Don't cover up for that Ping-Pong playing... |
01:11:20 |
...chow mein for brains, kung fu head! |
01:11:23 |
What are you doing up there? |
01:11:25 |
You come down here |
01:11:28 |
Now! |
01:11:31 |
I don't understand what you see in him! |
01:11:37 |
Leroy? |
01:11:43 |
We meet again, Miss Charles. |
01:11:51 |
Let me go! |
01:11:54 |
Get your hands off my woman! |
01:11:58 |
I said get your hands off my woman! |
01:12:01 |
Let me go, you big baboon! |
01:12:08 |
All right! |
01:12:11 |
Little Joe, man! You pay up, bro! |
01:12:13 |
This is craps, man! You pay me! |
01:12:16 |
You blind, man? |
01:12:19 |
- You pay up, blood! |
01:12:26 |
Hey, my man. |
01:12:29 |
What it look like? |
01:12:32 |
Hey, my man, what it look like? |
01:12:39 |
Hey, my man, what it look like? |
01:12:47 |
Hey, my man. |
01:12:49 |
- What it look like? |
01:12:51 |
I am the soul brother like no other... |
01:12:53 |
...to deliver this pizza with bean sprouts. |
01:12:56 |
Pizza with bean sprouts? |
01:12:58 |
Well, yeah, we make anything, dig? |
01:13:01 |
"Just direct-a-yo feets-a |
01:13:07 |
Now if you bloods would show me |
01:13:10 |
You sure the Master ordered this pizza? |
01:13:16 |
The man himself. |
01:13:17 |
You're going to release his beast |
01:13:20 |
I don't know what you're up to, |
01:13:23 |
No, wait! It's okay. |
01:13:28 |
You the same fool |
01:13:30 |
No, we all just look alike. |
01:13:33 |
My man. Brother. |
01:13:39 |
Yo, bro! |
01:13:42 |
My man, the Master, he split, you know. |
01:13:47 |
- What? |
01:13:49 |
So why don't you chill out with us? |
01:13:51 |
Smoke a little herb. Sip a little wine. |
01:13:54 |
No, I had too much already. |
01:13:57 |
Soul brother! |
01:14:00 |
- Soul brother! |
01:14:01 |
You know how to shoot craps? |
01:14:04 |
- Craps? |
01:14:06 |
Craps! |
01:14:09 |
Yeah, craps. |
01:14:11 |
All right! |
01:14:13 |
Right on! |
01:14:15 |
Mr. Leroy? |
01:14:28 |
Are you in here? |
01:14:35 |
Sorry, miss, I didn't mean |
01:14:38 |
That's all right. |
01:14:41 |
Is a Mr. Leroy here? |
01:14:44 |
No, he's not here, but... |
01:14:47 |
...how about something |
01:14:50 |
No, thanks. |
01:14:53 |
I'm not Jewish. |
01:15:01 |
Is this where he does all that stuff? |
01:15:04 |
Yeah, I do it, too. |
01:15:12 |
That's really wonderful! |
01:15:15 |
Yep! |
01:15:18 |
Well, you see, I'm on my way back to... |
01:15:21 |
...Kew Gardens. |
01:15:32 |
You gotta tell Mr. Leroy that... |
01:15:36 |
...he better stay away |
01:15:40 |
Why? |
01:15:44 |
Because of my "former" producer, |
01:15:50 |
...and boyfriend, Eddie Arkadian. |
01:15:56 |
He's gone crazy. |
01:15:58 |
Tonight's show is conceived... |
01:15:59 |
Tonight's show is conceived... |
01:16:00 |
...written, produced, directed and starring... |
01:16:03 |
...Eddie Arkadian! |
01:16:06 |
Tonight, we make show biz history... |
01:16:10 |
...my way! |
01:16:17 |
I'm getting funky to the smooth... |
01:16:19 |
...cool sounds of Fast Eddie A! |
01:16:25 |
"I want you, I need you |
01:16:28 |
"I love you |
01:16:31 |
"I crumble at your touch and" |
01:16:34 |
What's that? |
01:16:36 |
Fire. |
01:16:37 |
"You've got me burning hot with desire |
01:16:44 |
"I feel my temperature |
01:16:49 |
"And, baby, fire |
01:16:53 |
"Burning love" |
01:16:55 |
Who is she? |
01:16:57 |
Charlene. |
01:16:58 |
"How sublime |
01:17:01 |
"I feel the passion in my soul" |
01:17:04 |
She got a manager? |
01:17:06 |
I don't know. |
01:17:08 |
Fire! |
01:17:12 |
This is sure one strange game of craps, |
01:17:16 |
Yeah! |
01:17:18 |
This is how we play in Harlem. |
01:17:20 |
You want to play |
01:17:23 |
- Yeah! |
01:17:26 |
- You play like this. |
01:17:29 |
Now, it is your turn. |
01:17:31 |
- Do not step on the line. |
01:17:33 |
My man. |
01:17:36 |
Right on! |
01:17:40 |
Two, three, five. |
01:17:45 |
Turkey! |
01:17:47 |
Shit! |
01:17:48 |
You turkey! |
01:17:50 |
- I collect this whole pot, baby! |
01:17:53 |
- Where is the Master? |
01:17:56 |
Looks like my man forgot about his pizza. |
01:18:00 |
- I must see him now. |
01:18:03 |
The wise one never sees nobody. |
01:18:06 |
He will see me. |
01:18:08 |
- I have this. |
01:18:11 |
Check this out! |
01:18:14 |
- It's nice, huh? |
01:18:22 |
Okay, here, come with me. |
01:18:24 |
I will see him now? |
01:18:26 |
Yeah, come on. |
01:18:33 |
Just wait here. |
01:18:50 |
Where is the Master? |
01:18:53 |
I want to see him now! |
01:18:54 |
Please! There is no master! |
01:18:57 |
- You lie! |
01:18:59 |
We made him up |
01:19:01 |
- Tell him! |
01:19:02 |
- Please! |
01:19:04 |
I'll show you! |
01:19:06 |
- Over here! I'll show you! |
01:19:09 |
Show him! |
01:19:14 |
This is Sum Dum Goy. |
01:19:39 |
Why? |
01:19:40 |
Why, Master? |
01:19:43 |
Why have you sent me on a journey |
01:19:46 |
Why? |
01:19:48 |
So, you have not found |
01:19:52 |
There is no Sum Dum Goy. |
01:19:55 |
He is a computer. |
01:19:59 |
Why have you done this to me? |
01:20:14 |
Here. |
01:20:15 |
It contains everything you need... |
01:20:18 |
...to find your way to the golden glow. |
01:20:30 |
Think, Leroy! |
01:20:32 |
You have just opened a fortune cookie |
01:20:35 |
...written by a master who does not exist... |
01:20:38 |
...to find the solution to a problem... |
01:20:40 |
...whose answer you already know. |
01:20:43 |
And this? |
01:20:48 |
You needed a charm. |
01:20:50 |
A true master would use this |
01:21:00 |
Enough. |
01:21:02 |
There is one place... |
01:21:04 |
...that you have not yet looked. |
01:21:06 |
It is there, only there... |
01:21:09 |
...that you shall find the master. |
01:21:13 |
Now, if you will excuse me, |
01:21:20 |
You are going on a quest for knowledge? |
01:21:23 |
No, I'm going to visit my mother in Miami. |
01:21:30 |
Leroy! |
01:21:32 |
Are you actually gonna fight them? |
01:21:35 |
Well, you can't be serious! |
01:21:38 |
Leroy, I never would've told you |
01:21:44 |
What are you, nuts? |
01:21:48 |
You're not going all alone, are you? |
01:21:50 |
Are you? |
01:21:52 |
All right then. Then I'm going with you. |
01:21:55 |
If you go, I go! |
01:21:57 |
Okay. |
01:22:01 |
Okay? |
01:22:03 |
Do you plan to fight |
01:22:06 |
Do you not need a weapon? |
01:22:08 |
Weapon, right! |
01:22:14 |
What are you doing? |
01:22:16 |
Johnny, I am sorry. |
01:22:19 |
I must do this alone. |
01:22:21 |
Leroy, come back here! |
01:22:26 |
Leroy! I'm afraid of the dark! |
01:22:50 |
Leroy! |
01:22:52 |
Gag her! |
01:22:53 |
Right, boss. |
01:23:07 |
Come on! |
01:23:08 |
The key. Wait. |
01:23:12 |
Put the key in the latch and turn it! |
01:23:15 |
- Okay, I'm trying! |
01:23:17 |
Okay! |
01:23:19 |
Okay, you can come out now! |
01:23:23 |
Come on, let's go! |
01:23:24 |
Where are we going? |
01:23:27 |
- Would you just come on? |
01:24:10 |
Welcome... |
01:24:11 |
...to my little party in your honor, Leroy. |
01:24:21 |
The guest list has been compiled... |
01:24:23 |
...so that you go out in style. |
01:24:32 |
You don't mind if my friends |
01:24:38 |
Then let the games... |
01:24:41 |
...begin! |
01:24:56 |
Bravo, Leroy! Olé! |
01:24:58 |
I'm gonna whack this guy out |
01:25:01 |
Give me that thing! |
01:25:03 |
For God's sake, take that off! |
01:25:06 |
You've got to ruin everything! |
01:25:08 |
The time, money, the energy I've spent! |
01:25:10 |
Get it off! Get the broad! |
01:25:13 |
Attaboy, Leroy! |
01:25:15 |
You're a bunch of wussies, you know that? |
01:25:19 |
More volume! |
01:25:26 |
All right! |
01:25:30 |
Way to go, Goliath! |
01:25:40 |
Go, Geronimo! Give him a lick! |
01:26:15 |
Go, Johnny! |
01:26:24 |
Come on! Will you make it interesting? |
01:26:28 |
Good! That's one for you! |
01:26:32 |
Johnny! Are you all right? |
01:26:35 |
Shit! |
01:26:49 |
Come on, you old Crunch! |
01:26:55 |
Johnny! |
01:26:57 |
Come on, you miserable slob! |
01:26:59 |
God, what a slug! |
01:27:33 |
You got it, Johnny! |
01:27:51 |
Move out. Come on, Plan B. |
01:27:55 |
Let's get the hell out of here! |
01:27:58 |
- Come on, will you? |
01:28:02 |
Come on. |
01:28:14 |
This way! |
01:29:09 |
Hey, Leroy! |
01:29:11 |
That was almost worth |
01:29:14 |
And to think, |
01:29:19 |
Come on, Leroy! |
01:29:35 |
Mojo, you go that way! Just go! |
01:29:39 |
Come on! |
01:30:12 |
Holy shit! |
01:30:14 |
Let her go, or next time I will not miss. |
01:30:23 |
Next time, I won't miss either! |
01:30:32 |
Got you now, you little punk! |
01:30:43 |
You'll never use that again! |
01:30:59 |
Let me go! |
01:31:02 |
Let him go! |
01:31:03 |
Anything you say! |
01:31:36 |
Let me at him! |
01:31:38 |
- Let me at him! I'll save you, Laura! |
01:31:43 |
Of course I'm all right. |
01:31:49 |
I've got to save Laura. |
01:31:50 |
You are not going anywhere. |
01:31:54 |
- Leroy, I wanna help! |
01:31:56 |
- I've got to save Laura! |
01:31:59 |
Leroy, I've got to save Laura! |
01:32:02 |
I was doing all right |
01:32:07 |
Leroy! Come on, man! |
01:32:12 |
You warmed up yet? |
01:32:19 |
Yeah! |
01:32:20 |
Come on, Leroy, let me out! |
01:32:25 |
Be careful. |
01:32:28 |
There's nothing like this on stage, |
01:32:32 |
This is an exclusive! |
01:32:56 |
Get him! Come on, hit him. |
01:33:01 |
There, nigger, please! |
01:33:09 |
Duck, Leroy! |
01:33:11 |
Get him, Leroy! |
01:33:16 |
That's the way! Get him, Leroy! |
01:33:27 |
All right, come on. |
01:33:40 |
Stings a little, don't it? |
01:33:59 |
Come on, Leroy. |
01:34:01 |
You can run, but you can't hide. |
01:35:06 |
Playtime's over, boy. |
01:35:23 |
Ain't this beautiful? I love it! |
01:35:27 |
This is theater! |
01:35:45 |
Now... |
01:35:46 |
...when I say: |
01:35:49 |
Who's the master? |
01:35:51 |
You say: |
01:35:53 |
Sho'nuff. |
01:35:58 |
Who's the master? |
01:36:14 |
We need a better view. |
01:36:29 |
Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time. |
01:36:36 |
Who is the master? |
01:36:44 |
Wait a minute, sweetheart! |
01:36:51 |
I love you. Just stay here. |
01:36:53 |
Who is the master? |
01:36:56 |
I can't hear you, Leroy! |
01:36:58 |
Drown him, for Christ's sake! |
01:37:04 |
Who is the master? |
01:37:10 |
I said, who's the master? |
01:37:14 |
I can't hear you! |
01:37:16 |
Who is the master? |
01:37:22 |
There is one place |
01:37:26 |
It is there, only there... |
01:37:29 |
...that you shall find the master. |
01:37:32 |
You sure look like a master to me. |
01:37:39 |
All right, Leroy, |
01:37:43 |
I am. |
01:37:48 |
I am! |
01:37:51 |
What the... |
01:37:53 |
Shit! |
01:37:55 |
Goddamn! |
01:37:58 |
Let me go, motherfucker! Let me go! |
01:38:12 |
Holy shit! |
01:38:23 |
Okay, come on! |
01:39:26 |
I applaud you, Leroy! |
01:39:28 |
That's a great finish. |
01:39:30 |
Not the ending I had in mind, |
01:39:33 |
You see, a.45 will put an end |
01:39:37 |
All it takes is one little bullet. |
01:39:40 |
So, take your final bows, scum sucker! |
01:39:48 |
- Leroy! |
01:40:22 |
Go, Leroy! |
01:40:26 |
Drown him, Leroy! Get him! |
01:40:29 |
Drown that sucker! |
01:40:31 |
What? Oh, God, no! |
01:40:33 |
- All right! |
01:40:35 |
No, listen! |
01:40:36 |
I've never seen anything like that! |
01:40:38 |
I mean anything! No, wait! |
01:40:39 |
I'll tell you what, let's make a deal! |
01:40:41 |
We could make money! |
01:40:44 |
...l'll take domestic! |
01:40:46 |
You can have both, foreign and domestic! |
01:40:49 |
Just give me a finder's fee! |
01:40:50 |
Okay, all right, no finder's fee. |
01:40:52 |
You can have the whole thing! |
01:40:54 |
Let me pass! |
01:40:58 |
Excuse me. |
01:40:59 |
Laura, where have you been? We've been |
01:41:03 |
How can I have her ready on time? |
01:41:05 |
Look at you. You're a mess! |
01:41:07 |
I didn't bring the right tools with me. |
01:41:10 |
Richie! Where'd he go? |
01:41:12 |
Where have you guys been? |
01:41:14 |
Listen, Officer, I'd like to report a mugging. |
01:41:16 |
My friend and I, Mr. Nuff, |
01:41:20 |
...when we were assaulted |
01:41:22 |
We're lucky to be alive! |
01:41:24 |
Save it, Arkadian! |
01:41:28 |
- Never! |
01:41:31 |
Let's go. |
01:42:24 |
Ready for commercial. |
01:42:31 |
Would you teach me some moves? |
01:42:40 |
Man, check out the cornball! |
01:42:43 |
He ain't no cornball! |
01:42:44 |
He's my brother and he's the Master! |