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The Men Who Stare At Goats
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- Boone? |
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I'm going into the next office. |
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Yes, sir. |
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Damn it! |
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My name is Bob Wilton. |
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Part of my job is finding |
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If you were looking at my story, |
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when I got a job at the |
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Or you might think it began... |
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...when I married |
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But you'd be wrong. |
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Because the real story of my life |
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when my editor sent me |
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he'd heard on the talk radio show. |
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The guy claimed to have |
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That he could travel with just his mind |
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He called it "Remote Viewing". |
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The man's name was Gus Lacey. |
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What have you seen lately? |
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Lately, I've been watching |
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Thanks, Mom. |
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I got it. I got it. |
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Thank you. |
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It turns out... |
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It's the ghost of a dinosaur. |
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Okay. Wow. |
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So, when did this all |
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It started when I was a kid. |
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Gus told me that |
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he was part of a top-secret unit |
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In a program sanctioned |
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When I asked him what's the purpose |
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We were Psychic Spies, mainly. |
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Once they realized |
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We were trained to kill animals. |
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- What? With... |
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Just by staring at them. |
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What kind of animals? |
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One of our unit's |
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Power... they unleashed in us. |
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Last week I killed my hamster. |
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You wanna see? |
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There! Look! |
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You ever seen a hamster |
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- I've never owned a hamster, Gus, so... |
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See the way it's glaring |
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Yeah, I guess our hamster-owning |
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aberrant behavior and what... |
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- Oh, shit! Shit! He's down! |
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At this point I'd been staring at him |
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Bizarre, right? |
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What is that? |
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It didn't die. |
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Yeah, well... |
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Mom said no. |
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She said: |
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"Show the tape where |
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You should have seen |
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- Who's the Skipper? |
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For me, after Bill he was the |
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He was like an occultic force. |
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I think he runs a dance studio now. |
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The little man inside me |
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You know, the little man. |
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He's the one who says: |
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"Stay in your little town, |
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"You're a lucky guy, |
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"You have everything you want. " |
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"You're not looking for |
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"But then, one day... |
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...when you least expect it, |
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"The great adventure finds you!" |
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Ron's sudden death |
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Deborah told me later that |
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What people used to call: |
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Ron's massive coronary |
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...life was just too short to |
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And his death that helped her |
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A week after the funeral... |
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...she left me for my editor. |
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It seemed like such a tragedy |
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We couldn't see beyond |
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...to the great events of history |
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I was like a child or a Hobbit, |
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Or a blond farm boy |
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...unaware that he was already |
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...that would lead him relentlessly |
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...between the forces of |
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Americans are a resolute people, |
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...who have risen |
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Adversity has revealed |
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...to the world. |
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Had I known where that path |
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...had a soft wind from my future |
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...I might never have gone. |
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But as it was, |
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I did what so many men |
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...when a woman has broken |
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I went to war. |
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THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS |
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- So, have you seen any combat? |
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Well, I won't lie to you Debora, |
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Yeah. We've been |
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Yeah, it's not, uh... |
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I've seen things that |
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Well, I don't even know |
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Well, I think it's important, |
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- What? |
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- what's happening, so... |
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- So, what is that... is that Dave? |
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He says "Hi. " |
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Oh, that's, huh... |
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Is he gonna get his stuff |
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That's... |
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I... I gotta go. |
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We're moving out, riding up |
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Wait, Bob, I'm just... |
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So, what's a useful phrase? |
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La tutlek. Ana sahaffi. |
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- La tutlek. Ana sahaffi. |
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- What's that mean? |
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Okay, that I'll mind. |
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La tutlek. Ana sahaffi. |
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I've been waiting for months for |
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All that time, I'd seen |
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...coming back, |
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They all ignored me. |
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I had to get into Iraq somehow. |
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Or I would never again |
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My wife, or that |
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DeWitt Resources, uh, |
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That's right. |
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You're here for the conference, right? |
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- I guess. |
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Well... we're real cheap. |
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- Bob Wilton. |
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- Do you mind if I...? |
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- So you're from Arkansas? |
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- Been here long? |
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Be careful what you wish for. |
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I wanted to prove myself. |
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And for my sins... |
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Faith taught me a lesson. |
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Lyn Cassady? |
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Lyn Cassady. |
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For me, after Bill he was the |
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Do you know a Gus Lacey? |
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Skip? |
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Hello? |
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Lyn? |
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Skip? |
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- You work for Hooper? |
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I work for the Ann |
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How do you know about Lacey? |
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I interviewed him a few months ago |
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Prick. |
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Follow me. |
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Let me ask you something. |
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What color were the chairs |
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You were in there for hours. |
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- Green. |
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How many lights are there |
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A Super Soldier wouldn't have to look. |
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- A Super Soldier? |
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He would know |
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He could walk through a room |
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...how many power outlets |
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People are walking around |
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At Level One, we were trained to |
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- What's, uh, what's a Jedi Warrior? |
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- You're a Jedi Warrior? |
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I don't... |
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I don't know what that means. |
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I'm Sergeant First Class Lyn Cassady, |
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In the eighties, |
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...under a secret initiative |
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The objective of the project |
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Soldiers with super powers. |
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We were the first generation |
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- Youve got super powers? |
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Wait a minute. |
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What you saying is that you... |
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...were a Psychic Spy, like Lacey? |
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We prefer the term "Remote Viewer. " |
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- How does that work? |
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Mel Landau used to visualize packing |
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...to clear his mind. |
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Steve Cuttle recite Bible verse |
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What about you? |
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I find... I find drinking helps. |
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And if I'm listening to |
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- Oh, yeah? Like who? |
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What other powers did you practice? |
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Invisibility. |
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- Invisibility? |
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- Like... actual invisibility? |
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Eventually, we adapted it to just |
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But once you understand, |
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the linkage between observation |
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...then you begin to |
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Like camouflage? |
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No. It's not like camouflage. |
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We also practiced Phasing. |
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Crossing from particle to wave, |
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Solid objects seem to pass |
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That starts with a breathing exercise. |
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Then you think black. |
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I don't know what the... |
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Can I be honest with you, Lyn? |
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I don't know what to make of this. |
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I don't know what to say. |
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I wanna... |
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- Could I write a story about this? |
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Because, I've been looking |
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And I was gonna write |
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...but this is much better. |
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- Not gonna happen. |
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I'm shipping out tomorrow. |
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- What? You're going home? |
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I've been thinking about partnering |
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- I could come. |
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- I could come, maybe... |
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- I don't need the attention. |
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Look! There's a war over there, Bob! |
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War! |
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Now, I don't have to be |
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You... you wouldn't have... |
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I've been in some pretty hairy situations. |
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I'm a journalist, Lyn. |
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A journalist. |
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What is this? |
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Nothing. I was just doodling. |
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What's the matter? |
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Nothing. |
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The U.S Army doesn't really have |
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...than to be wonderful! |
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This does not represent |
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...of the United States Army |
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Bill Django. |
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Who's Bill Django? |
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The man who wrote that book. |
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He said it all started when he |
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Move out! |
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Go! Go! |
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Move! |
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Fuck you motherfucker! |
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- Hey, knock it off! |
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Chris! Knock it off! |
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Will you knock it off? |
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Jesus! |
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- Medic! |
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Alright! |
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What are you waiting for? |
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What the fuck! |
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Fire! |
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Every single one of Bill's men |
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They instinctively hadn't wanted |
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Later Bill would come across a study, |
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...only 15-20 percent of fresh soldiers |
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The rest aimed high, |
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...or pretended to be |
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I got you, sir. |
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I got you. |
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Hang in there. |
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Their gentleness... |
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...is their strength. |
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While recovering in the hospital, |
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Bill wrote to the |
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explaining that he wanted to go on |
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...to explore |
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The Pentagon agreed to pay |
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What Bill hadn't told the Pentagon |
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...was that he was really looking for |
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How could his men's gentleness, |
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...their general lack of interest |
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...be turned into a strength? |
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How could love and peace |
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Bill knew where to go |
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Bill disappeared into the |
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Like all Shaman before him, |
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Now he was returning to his people, |
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He brought with him his |
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...which he called: |
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"The New Earth Army manual. " |
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The New Earth Army is a banner under |
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The courage and nobility |
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...blended with the |
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The Jedi Warrior will follow |
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...of the great imagineers |
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Jesus Christ, Lao Tse Tung, |
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The role of The New Earth Army is |
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Jedi's will parachute into war zones, |
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...carrying symbolic |
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...playing indigenous music |
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What's... What's the |
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Are you ready? |
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- Got it? |
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- You see it? You got it? |
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As Lyn drove on, I wondered |
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I wanted to go back. |
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And so was Lyn. |
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But, by then, it was too late. |
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What? Does that direct |
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What? |
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The cone. Does it direct your |
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No. |
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It cooks supper. |
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Utilizing the power of the universe. |
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No pollution, |
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That's New Earth Army technology. |
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Pretty mind blowing, isn't it? |
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First time I saw that, |
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- What the fuck? |
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But what? |
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It's just hard to believe |
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There's nothing in here, |
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The New Earth Army was |
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We're a force of peace, |
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Bill understood |
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...you've got to start |
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He was the guy that started |
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- Non-lethals? |
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- The Predator. |
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Lyn, that's just a plastic... |
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You're mine now. |
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The predator is 100% biodegradable. |
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It's friendly to the earth |
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Fuck! |
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It has warrior capacities. |
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Jesus! Stop it! |
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- I bought it online. |
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The funny thing is, you could see |
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...and you'd never know |
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Eyeballs. |
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Goddammit! |
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Well, I guess it's officially night now. |
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Piece's a shit. |
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I've got Crohn's. |
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Sometimes there's a need, Bob. |
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Sometimes people are calling |
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...they don't even know |
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And then a man like Bill |
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...because he heard the call. |
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We are a hollow army, gentlemen. |
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Vietnam has crushed our soul. |
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We have to dream a new America. |
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An America that no longer has an |
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No longer promotes |
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But to achieve this dream... |
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We must become the first Superpower |
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We must create Warrior Monks. |
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Men and women |
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...sense plant auras, |
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...stop saying mindless cliches |
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I want you to |
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Be all you can be. |
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Amongst Bills audience that day |
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...from the Defense |
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Dean Hopgood. |
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For some time, the General |
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...Soviet research |
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According to some stories, |
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...the Soviets had designed |
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Machines capable of bombarding |
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They were also conducting |
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...to see whether animals |
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Could they, for instance, |
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...telepathically detect that their |
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Sick bastards. |
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But when did the Soviets begin |
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Well, sir... |
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It looks like they found out |
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...telepathically communicate with |
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The Nautilus, while it was |
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- What attempt? |
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It seems the story |
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But the Russians think |
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...being a French hoax |
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So, they've started psi research... |
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...because they thought |
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when in fact we |
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Yes, sir. But now that |
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...we're gonna have to |
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We can't afford to have the Russians |
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Two weeks later, the Army adopted |
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And appointed Bill, Commander of the |
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Lyn? |
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Lyn!? |
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Lyn? Lyn! |
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What? |
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Nothing, I... |
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- What? What are you doing? |
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Alright. We're Oscar Mike. |
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- That's "On the Move", soldier. |
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What are you doing? |
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Cloud bursting. |
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- Really? Which one? |
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- What? This one? |
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Isn't that too far away? |
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They're all far away. |
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And it's gone. |
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Jesus, you had like |
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I'm sorry about that Bob. |
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Must have got a little |
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Don't worry it though. |
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- Heads. |
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- Head. |
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- What's your record at this? |
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Right. Well, that's pretty... |
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Thank you, Jesus. |
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Please! Please! |
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Can you help us? |
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Can you help? |
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And I wonder, if you could |
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...like a town or someplace? |
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Can we... we get in? |
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He says fattore. |
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We can get in. |
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Thank you. Thank you for, uh, |
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No car's came by. |
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How... How far is... |
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Lyn? |
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- Is this... |
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We're gonna die. |
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We're gonna be killed by Al Qaeda. |
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- I don't think they're Al Qaeda. |
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You don't know. |
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You don't know! |
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This is all your fault! |
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Bob, there's something |
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When I said that I was retired |
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I'm on a mission. |
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DeWitts was just my cover. |
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I couldn't tell you |
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But I think you have a role to play. |
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You're an idiot. |
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You know why I'm here? |
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I just wanted to get into Iraq |
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...that I wasn't a... |
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And now I'm gonna die. |
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I'm gonna die. |
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...fuckhead! |
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Bob, have you ever heard of |
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What? |
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"Optimum trajectory. " |
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Your life is like a river. |
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That you're aiming for a goal |
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...you'll always gonna be swimming |
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Young Gandhi wants to be |
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It's not gonna happen. |
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Little Anne Frank wants to |
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Tough titty Anne. |
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But you will go on to move |
| 00:29:08 |
Find out what your destiny is |
| 00:29:13 |
Now, sometimes events in life... |
| 00:29:18 |
...give an individual clues |
| 00:29:21 |
Like those little doodles |
| 00:29:29 |
It's the Ajna chakra, |
| 00:29:32 |
The symbol of the Jedi. |
| 00:29:35 |
When I saw that |
| 00:29:38 |
...the Universe gives you clues |
| 00:29:42 |
You're meant to be here with me, Bob. |
| 00:29:46 |
It's the Jedi in you |
| 00:29:50 |
Now, I don't think these guys |
| 00:29:52 |
...I think we're talking |
| 00:29:54 |
Which means they're gonna try |
| 00:29:56 |
- We can't let that happen. |
| 00:29:59 |
There's three of them! |
| 00:30:02 |
We're Jedi, Bob. |
| 00:30:02 |
We don't fight with guns. |
| 00:30:05 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:30:07 |
Okay, let's say that we have no choice |
| 00:30:11 |
We will use visual aesthetics |
| 00:30:14 |
...in the enemy |
| 00:30:19 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:30:21 |
Okay, you pick one of them out, |
| 00:30:24 |
...and you go into this monotone |
| 00:30:29 |
"I'm not going to attack you. " |
| 00:30:31 |
You relax your body and your voice. |
| 00:30:37 |
And you just rip out |
| 00:30:38 |
Or you get a pen |
| 00:30:40 |
you create this... |
| 00:30:42 |
I mean a real fountain, get it |
| 00:30:45 |
That is a psychic disincentive, |
| 00:30:50 |
We haven't got a pen. |
| 00:30:53 |
You're missing the point. |
| 00:30:55 |
Come here. |
| 00:30:57 |
Let me show you something. |
| 00:31:00 |
- Choke me. |
| 00:31:02 |
Choke me. |
| 00:31:03 |
I don't know... |
| 00:31:05 |
It's okay. |
| 00:31:07 |
What's with the quotation fingers? |
| 00:31:09 |
It's like saying, I'm only capable |
| 00:31:12 |
Choke me! |
| 00:31:15 |
Well, if I choose to choke you, |
| 00:31:17 |
I'm gonna interrupt your |
| 00:31:34 |
See? I barely moved. |
| 00:31:36 |
Physics wise, |
| 00:31:38 |
It's the psychic energy that's |
| 00:31:40 |
- Sharp edges. |
| 00:31:43 |
- You felt fear though in the beginning? |
| 00:31:46 |
Would you say that level of fear |
| 00:31:48 |
I don't know. I was pretty |
| 00:31:51 |
...but the fear I felt on the run-up |
| 00:31:55 |
You know why? |
| 00:31:56 |
Because it wasn't you. |
| 00:31:58 |
I was inside your head. |
| 00:32:02 |
- Now, you must always... |
| 00:32:16 |
I'm sorry I freaked out |
| 00:32:19 |
You learned a lesson. |
| 00:32:21 |
"Whatever you fear most |
| 00:32:24 |
...it's the fear |
| 00:32:26 |
- Bill? |
| 00:32:31 |
You really don't work |
| 00:32:34 |
Just my cover. |
| 00:32:36 |
Gus Lacey said |
| 00:32:38 |
That was just cover too, right? |
| 00:32:39 |
No. I do run a dance studio. |
| 00:32:42 |
I love dancing. |
| 00:32:45 |
And you're out here |
| 00:32:48 |
In time, Bob. |
| 00:32:50 |
Did you mean what you said back there |
| 00:32:53 |
...I had some Jedi in me? |
| 00:32:56 |
We learn to recognize our own kind. |
| 00:32:59 |
Haven't you always felt like |
| 00:33:01 |
Yes. Yes, I have. |
| 00:33:02 |
That's the way it is for us. |
| 00:33:03 |
We're the ones who don't fit in, |
| 00:33:06 |
Have you always had powers? |
| 00:33:08 |
Kind of. |
| 00:33:09 |
Foxtrot-117 has launched. |
| 00:33:11 |
Charlie-Oscar 31.8066667... |
| 00:33:19 |
Did you crash those computers? |
| 00:33:23 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:33:28 |
Far fucking out! |
| 00:33:31 |
How would you feel |
| 00:33:34 |
I am Lieutenant Colonel Bill Django. |
| 00:33:37 |
If you pass this course... |
| 00:33:40 |
...you'll be a psychic weapon. |
| 00:33:43 |
An angel of death, |
| 00:33:47 |
Until that time, youre nothing! |
| 00:33:51 |
Less than nothing! |
| 00:33:54 |
- Do you understand? |
| 00:34:04 |
I'm just kidding about this shit. |
| 00:34:07 |
Okay, what shall we do now, uh? |
| 00:34:13 |
Let's dance. |
| 00:34:15 |
Okay. |
| 00:34:17 |
Give it everything you've got. |
| 00:34:19 |
That's it. |
| 00:34:23 |
- What's your first name, Cassady? |
| 00:34:27 |
You've gotta free your feet |
| 00:34:31 |
I'm not really much of a dancer, sir. |
| 00:34:34 |
That's not true, is it? |
| 00:34:37 |
You can dance. |
| 00:34:38 |
It's just someone told you not to. |
| 00:34:47 |
Stop acting so fucking queer! |
| 00:34:52 |
Well, I'm your commanding officer, |
| 00:34:56 |
...let the dance out! |
| 00:34:59 |
Come on, dance! |
| 00:35:03 |
Let it go! |
| 00:35:06 |
Let it go! |
| 00:35:09 |
That's it! |
| 00:35:11 |
Welcome to the Heroes Journey, Lyn. |
| 00:35:13 |
Okay everyone, remember, |
| 00:35:18 |
And remember, |
| 00:35:29 |
Belgian waffle, ginseng |
| 00:35:33 |
Not to be abused, |
| 00:35:37 |
There's the opening. |
| 00:35:41 |
That's it! Yeah! |
| 00:35:48 |
- Think cold! |
| 00:35:51 |
Mother Earth, my life support |
| 00:35:55 |
I must drink your blue water, |
| 00:35:59 |
...and eat your green skin. |
| 00:36:01 |
Carry my body through |
| 00:36:05 |
You're my connection to the Universe |
| 00:36:09 |
I'm yours and you are mine. |
| 00:36:22 |
After years of feeling |
| 00:36:24 |
...Lyn had finally found a home. |
| 00:36:27 |
At last he was with men who prided |
| 00:36:32 |
Left shoulder, that's it. |
| 00:36:34 |
These were Golden Days for Lyn. |
| 00:36:36 |
There was something so noble |
| 00:36:39 |
...that the Jedi's felt inspired |
| 00:36:43 |
In a world torn apart by |
| 00:36:46 |
they would be a force for good, |
| 00:36:49 |
For the first time in his life |
| 00:36:53 |
Then into the garden |
| 00:36:57 |
Let me finish this. |
| 00:36:59 |
Larry Hooper was a failed Sci-Fi |
| 00:37:02 |
...recruited to the Jedi |
| 00:37:04 |
...met him at a |
| 00:37:10 |
Jesus! |
| 00:37:14 |
You did this? |
| 00:37:16 |
You son of a...! |
| 00:37:19 |
Right from the start... |
| 00:37:20 |
...he had made himself unpopular |
| 00:37:24 |
Congratulations, Scotty. I'm sorry |
| 00:37:29 |
Larry made it quite clear that |
| 00:37:33 |
Hey, man! How'd you like it |
| 00:37:35 |
But Lyn... |
| 00:37:38 |
Fuck off! |
| 00:37:39 |
He really hated him. |
| 00:37:43 |
K-9. Scotty? |
| 00:37:48 |
It's... |
| 00:37:52 |
- It's something cylindrical? It's a pencil? |
| 00:38:02 |
This is Larry's spirit guide, Maud. |
| 00:38:05 |
I'm looking into the cupboard now. |
| 00:38:09 |
And I see... |
| 00:38:12 |
I see... |
| 00:38:14 |
...a tin mug? |
| 00:38:17 |
Lyn? |
| 00:38:28 |
It's a man sitting on a chair. |
| 00:38:50 |
No, wait a minute. |
| 00:38:52 |
- He said A. |
| 00:38:59 |
After a year's training, |
| 00:39:03 |
A senior NATO General had been kidnapped |
| 00:39:07 |
Bill was unofficially asked |
| 00:39:09 |
...help find him |
| 00:39:13 |
We're north of Verona. |
| 00:39:16 |
It's a small town near a lake. |
| 00:39:20 |
I can see a cinema. |
| 00:39:23 |
Across the street from the cinema, |
| 00:39:26 |
Or it's a... it's a cafe. |
| 00:39:29 |
He's in the apartment above the cafe. |
| 00:39:34 |
The name of the town is... |
| 00:39:37 |
...it's something sweet. |
| 00:39:39 |
Dolce. |
| 00:39:42 |
The name of the town is Dolce. |
| 00:39:45 |
Bill had never encountered anyone |
| 00:39:48 |
And from that moment on, |
| 00:39:51 |
Rank, medals... these things |
| 00:39:55 |
But growth in spirit, in wisdom, |
| 00:40:00 |
...these are things |
| 00:40:02 |
Native Americans believed that |
| 00:40:07 |
...it was the mark of love, |
| 00:40:11 |
...and ultimate respect. |
| 00:40:13 |
Only true human beings |
| 00:40:19 |
- Way to go, Lyn! |
| 00:40:26 |
The word soon got out in the |
| 00:40:27 |
...that there was a sergeant |
| 00:40:29 |
...who could find whatever |
| 00:40:32 |
It was as if Lyn could fly |
| 00:40:34 |
...without leaving his room. |
| 00:40:36 |
As Bill said: |
| 00:40:37 |
the Force truly was strong |
| 00:41:16 |
Lyn? |
| 00:41:17 |
Don't worry, Bob. |
| 00:41:23 |
You don't want us. |
| 00:41:26 |
You don't want us! |
| 00:41:33 |
Put your weapon away. |
| 00:41:37 |
Put your weapon away. |
| 00:41:39 |
Bob, don't move. |
| 00:41:41 |
Put your weapon away. |
| 00:41:43 |
Bob, stay put! |
| 00:41:51 |
La tutlek. Ana sahaffi. |
| 00:42:04 |
Hold it right there. |
| 00:42:11 |
Now at the time I thought |
| 00:42:14 |
Later I discovered |
| 00:42:16 |
...was performing |
| 00:42:18 |
Ben Echmeyer was a Vietnam vet |
| 00:42:22 |
He remains the only non-Korean to |
| 00:42:27 |
It's been said he could have |
| 00:42:30 |
...and not move an inch. |
| 00:42:32 |
He was also able to lift bags |
| 00:42:34 |
...hung through his scrotum. |
| 00:42:38 |
He was one of the Jedi teachers |
| 00:42:41 |
Sir, what is the practical |
| 00:42:45 |
Ben caused quite a stir |
| 00:42:48 |
..."shock and awe" |
| 00:42:50 |
The approach was hailed by some |
| 00:42:54 |
but criticized by others who believed |
| 00:42:57 |
...might lead you to |
| 00:43:02 |
Lyn Cassady, however, |
| 00:43:06 |
Of course, Lyn didn't actually have |
| 00:43:10 |
So, I still think that |
| 00:43:12 |
...reckless. |
| 00:43:16 |
Throw your hands up! |
| 00:43:22 |
You idiot. |
| 00:43:25 |
Shit! Shit! |
| 00:43:27 |
We're okay. We're okay. |
| 00:43:33 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:43:39 |
There he is. |
| 00:43:41 |
Sir, it's okay! |
| 00:43:45 |
We're here to help you! |
| 00:43:47 |
Sir!? |
| 00:43:49 |
Sir, will you... |
| 00:43:50 |
Oh, crap! |
| 00:43:51 |
- What happened? What happened? |
| 00:43:55 |
Sir? |
| 00:43:57 |
Are you alright, sir? |
| 00:43:59 |
Bob, give me a hand. |
| 00:44:00 |
Come on! Help him up! |
| 00:44:02 |
Bring him up! |
| 00:44:05 |
Shit! Shit! |
| 00:44:15 |
Don't move! |
| 00:44:19 |
Let's see your hands! |
| 00:44:31 |
Todd Nixon, |
| 00:44:35 |
Mahmud Daash. |
| 00:44:37 |
Ask me what business I'm in, |
| 00:44:39 |
Mahmud. |
| 00:44:42 |
Right now, I'm in the |
| 00:44:46 |
We've got over 25 million Iraqis out |
| 00:44:49 |
...wanna make something |
| 00:44:51 |
More than anything else |
| 00:44:53 |
Cell phones, digital cameras, |
| 00:44:56 |
If it sells in Boston, |
| 00:44:58 |
Am I right, Muhammad? |
| 00:45:00 |
He knows what I'm talking about. |
| 00:45:01 |
We've got Halliburton, Parsons, |
| 00:45:03 |
We're gonna have McDonald's, |
| 00:45:06 |
No corporate tax. |
| 00:45:09 |
Oh, and by the way, fuck the French! |
| 00:45:12 |
Chirac wants to bring |
| 00:45:15 |
Hey, Phil, what's the most common |
| 00:45:18 |
"I give up. " |
| 00:45:20 |
That's fucking funny. |
| 00:45:25 |
Okay, we're in Indian country now. |
| 00:45:32 |
We've got a line of cars |
| 00:45:34 |
You guys wanna wait? |
| 00:45:36 |
Negative. |
| 00:45:37 |
We're taking the station. |
| 00:46:00 |
Secure the perimeter! |
| 00:46:12 |
- Give her the go-juice, Eddy! |
| 00:46:15 |
- That's bullshit. |
| 00:46:19 |
With all due respect, sir, |
| 00:46:21 |
- Bullshit! |
| 00:46:22 |
Can we figure out |
| 00:46:26 |
Contact! Contact! |
| 00:46:28 |
Where is the shooter? |
| 00:46:33 |
And what became known |
| 00:46:35 |
twelve people were injured. |
| 00:46:38 |
Both security companies claimed... |
| 00:46:39 |
...they had been fired upon |
| 00:46:42 |
Of course, it was later |
| 00:46:43 |
...they had actually |
| 00:46:48 |
One down! |
| 00:46:50 |
My house is not far. |
| 00:46:53 |
- Sounds good, Muhammad. |
| 00:46:57 |
As we ran for cover, |
| 00:47:00 |
I was on a mission, |
| 00:47:01 |
...even if I didn't know |
| 00:47:03 |
But I could hear |
| 00:47:06 |
He was screaming |
| 00:47:11 |
Krom One! Krom One! |
| 00:47:14 |
We are under attack. |
| 00:47:14 |
This is fucking fubar! |
| 00:47:52 |
Muhammad led us |
| 00:47:53 |
...which as it turned out |
| 00:47:56 |
And also, accidentally |
| 00:48:01 |
Neighbors told him that |
| 00:48:04 |
...they weren't sure |
| 00:48:17 |
I'm very sorry |
| 00:48:22 |
It was an accident. |
| 00:48:24 |
And I apologize for that |
| 00:48:28 |
I don't want you to think that |
| 00:48:33 |
I apologize for the kidnappers. |
| 00:48:37 |
Not your fault, sir. |
| 00:48:40 |
I mean, we've |
| 00:48:44 |
There's always... bad apples. |
| 00:49:18 |
Lyn? Are you awake? |
| 00:49:23 |
I was just... |
| 00:49:29 |
They're just trying to do |
| 00:49:31 |
Something... lasting, good. |
| 00:49:36 |
But there's always somebody |
| 00:49:39 |
What Lyn was really thinking |
| 00:49:42 |
And the part he had played in the |
| 00:49:46 |
But, in fairness, |
| 00:49:48 |
...hadn't exactly won |
| 00:49:51 |
For example, |
| 00:49:53 |
who, on being asked to ascertain |
| 00:49:55 |
...General Manuel |
| 00:50:00 |
- Ask Angela Lansbury. |
| 00:50:04 |
Ask Angela Lansbury. |
| 00:50:10 |
Excellent. Excellent. |
| 00:50:23 |
We asked Angela Lansbury. |
| 00:50:25 |
And? |
| 00:50:26 |
She said she didn't know |
| 00:50:37 |
Or there was the time Major |
| 00:50:41 |
And saw Jedi trainee |
| 00:50:43 |
...practicing the ancient Sun |
| 00:50:47 |
The Jedi's survived |
| 00:50:49 |
...protected, it was rumored, |
| 00:50:51 |
Who was a fan of both |
| 00:50:53 |
...and the paranormal himself. |
| 00:50:56 |
But then, one summer, |
| 00:50:59 |
...named Norman Pendleton was |
| 00:51:04 |
Desperate to compete with Lyn, |
| 00:51:06 |
Larry had been doing research into |
| 00:51:11 |
...which he believed could enhance |
| 00:51:15 |
All he needed was a lab rat |
| 00:51:17 |
To check if they were safe. |
| 00:51:21 |
It turned out they weren't. |
| 00:51:52 |
Run! Run! |
| 00:51:56 |
Bullshit! |
| 00:52:07 |
Norm? |
| 00:52:12 |
Norm. |
| 00:52:14 |
Give me the gun. |
| 00:52:23 |
Norms father, |
| 00:52:24 |
...was pretty high up in the |
| 00:52:28 |
Although the Jedi's were pretty |
| 00:52:30 |
...nothing could be proved. |
| 00:52:32 |
And when he was called to |
| 00:52:35 |
...Larry made sure to smear Bill |
| 00:52:38 |
Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds |
| 00:52:41 |
- to procure prostitutes... |
| 00:52:43 |
...and to get drugs for himself |
| 00:52:45 |
That... |
| 00:52:47 |
Well, the hooker thing is |
| 00:52:53 |
Brigadier General Hopgood resigned |
| 00:52:56 |
Bill received a dishonorable discharge. |
| 00:53:07 |
Continue the work, Lyn. |
| 00:53:11 |
The World needs the Jedi's, now, |
| 00:53:20 |
After Bill left, |
| 00:53:21 |
Major Holtz of Special Forces |
| 00:53:26 |
He didn't think much of Bill's |
| 00:53:28 |
...and he's about to |
| 00:53:33 |
Nothing was ever the same again. |
| 00:54:30 |
I really appreciate this, sir. |
| 00:55:18 |
Jesus! |
| 00:55:20 |
Bedouins have been navigating |
| 00:55:23 |
...without a map. |
| 00:55:25 |
You can use a wristwatch in |
| 00:55:27 |
Well? |
| 00:55:28 |
- Well, what? |
| 00:55:31 |
I haven't got a wristwatch. |
| 00:55:32 |
Oh, for the love of... |
| 00:55:34 |
Here. |
| 00:55:37 |
What? |
| 00:55:38 |
- It's digital. |
| 00:55:40 |
You need a watch with hands. |
| 00:55:42 |
How am I supposed to know? |
| 00:55:44 |
You're the one who said |
| 00:55:46 |
...find a way. |
| 00:55:47 |
- I'll, if you'd just be quiet... |
| 00:55:49 |
- I don't need a watch. |
| 00:55:50 |
I'm using Level Two. |
| 00:55:52 |
- What is that? |
| 00:55:54 |
We were trained to make |
| 00:55:56 |
Somebody runs up to you... |
| 00:55:57 |
...and they say |
| 00:55:58 |
Do we go left or do we go right? |
| 00:56:00 |
"We go right!" |
| 00:56:01 |
- What? Just instant? |
| 00:56:05 |
We've been sitting here for half an hour. |
| 00:56:11 |
- Oh, it's this way? |
| 00:56:13 |
Oh, now you know. |
| 00:56:46 |
Hang on. |
| 00:56:50 |
What happened? |
| 00:56:52 |
- IED. |
| 00:56:54 |
- Improvised Explosive Device. |
| 00:56:58 |
You're okay. |
| 00:57:00 |
I can't believe it. |
| 00:57:01 |
Great fucking intuition, Lyn. |
| 00:57:03 |
I can't... put me down. |
| 00:57:06 |
Oh, Jesus! |
| 00:57:08 |
I think I may be |
| 00:57:11 |
You're not bleeding to death. |
| 00:57:13 |
It's a shock. |
| 00:57:14 |
It's hot. |
| 00:57:17 |
- Aren't you hot? |
| 00:57:19 |
It's really important |
| 00:57:21 |
You can lose a lot of water |
| 00:57:24 |
If we'd only stayed with the car |
| 00:57:26 |
...we would be alright now. |
| 00:57:27 |
- Now we've no water, no... |
| 00:57:30 |
Would you stop saying that? |
| 00:57:32 |
I've been got blown up! |
| 00:57:34 |
- I'm not gonna be okay. |
| 00:57:37 |
If you panic, |
| 00:57:39 |
Is that supposed to calm me down? |
| 00:57:43 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:57:45 |
This is west. |
| 00:57:47 |
Al Qaim is the other way. |
| 00:57:50 |
Al Qaim isn't the mission. |
| 00:57:53 |
Where? |
| 00:57:55 |
- I don't know. |
| 00:57:58 |
Is that a joke? |
| 00:58:00 |
We've come 600 miles and |
| 00:58:05 |
If the exact whereabouts of the |
| 00:58:08 |
...it wouldn't take a Jedi |
| 00:58:12 |
Who gave you the mission, Lyn? |
| 00:58:14 |
- Bill did it. |
| 00:58:16 |
Bill... He appeared in my |
| 00:58:20 |
A psychic projection. |
| 00:58:22 |
- He called out my name. |
| 00:58:24 |
Lyn, there is no mission. |
| 00:58:27 |
We're in the middle of the fucking desert |
| 00:58:30 |
There's no one here! |
| 00:58:36 |
When the dust of Bill's discharge |
| 00:58:38 |
...it revealed a surprising victor. |
| 00:58:42 |
What you've for me, sergeant? |
| 00:58:44 |
This is a scientific report |
| 00:58:46 |
...on possible offensive |
| 00:58:49 |
I showed it to Lieutenant Colonel Django, |
| 00:58:52 |
No, I bet he wasn't. |
| 00:58:59 |
We have men who can do this? |
| 00:59:01 |
I can think of one, sir. |
| 00:59:04 |
But we don't have the resources. |
| 00:59:08 |
Well, sir... |
| 00:59:10 |
...there is the goat lab. |
| 00:59:14 |
Just 80 yards from Major Holtz's |
| 00:59:18 |
Most of the soldiers |
| 00:59:20 |
...had no idea about the |
| 00:59:23 |
Because, |
| 00:59:25 |
...the hospital was not empty. |
| 00:59:27 |
The goats have been secretly flown in |
| 00:59:31 |
Special forces weren't worried about |
| 00:59:35 |
...because they'd been de-bleated. |
| 00:59:37 |
Goat Lab was originally created |
| 00:59:40 |
...to provide in-the-field surgical |
| 00:59:44 |
The goats would get shot |
| 00:59:47 |
...and then a trainee would have |
| 00:59:50 |
Goat lab actually used to be |
| 00:59:53 |
But it turned out most soldiers didn't |
| 00:59:57 |
The army, though, had long felt |
| 01:00:00 |
Even testing atomic weapons |
| 01:00:05 |
It's gone, Bob. |
| 01:00:08 |
What? |
| 01:00:09 |
I can't find him. |
| 01:00:11 |
I've lost my powers. |
| 01:00:14 |
It's a curse. |
| 01:00:15 |
What curse? |
| 01:00:16 |
They took this, beautiful thing |
| 01:00:19 |
...and they destroyed the |
| 01:00:21 |
Who destroyed it? |
| 01:00:25 |
I did. |
| 01:00:28 |
Hooper and Holtz wanted me |
| 01:00:31 |
They wanted me to |
| 01:00:33 |
What had the goat ever done to me? |
| 01:00:35 |
It was completely against |
| 01:00:38 |
I was just gonna pretend to try... |
| 01:00:39 |
...so that they can see it wouldn't work |
| 01:00:42 |
Then, as I sat there... |
| 01:00:45 |
I felt this... pulse |
| 01:00:48 |
...inside me. |
| 01:00:53 |
Maybe deep down inside... |
| 01:00:55 |
...some dark part of me |
| 01:01:21 |
Holy shit! |
| 01:01:25 |
That was it. |
| 01:01:28 |
...as if I brought a curse |
| 01:01:32 |
It's like that poem where... |
| 01:01:34 |
...the guy kills the seagull and they |
| 01:01:38 |
Every night I'd dream of that goat. |
| 01:01:40 |
It's mouth opening and closing |
| 01:01:44 |
The silence of the goats. |
| 01:01:50 |
I finished my tour and I quit. |
| 01:01:53 |
I never went back. |
| 01:01:56 |
But before he could leave, |
| 01:01:58 |
Larry arranged one last parting gift. |
| 01:02:01 |
What do you...? |
| 01:02:09 |
It was the Dim Mak. |
| 01:02:11 |
- The Dim Mak? |
| 01:02:13 |
The Quivering Palm. |
| 01:02:14 |
The Death Touch. |
| 01:02:16 |
It's forbidden in the New Earth Army. |
| 01:02:18 |
What does the Death Touch do? |
| 01:02:20 |
It kills you, Bob. |
| 01:02:22 |
- With one touch. |
| 01:02:25 |
There's a story that Wong Wifu, |
| 01:02:28 |
...had a fight with a guy |
| 01:02:31 |
Then the guy gave him |
| 01:02:35 |
Wong looked at him |
| 01:02:38 |
That was it. |
| 01:02:39 |
He had given him the death touch. |
| 01:02:42 |
Wong died. |
| 01:02:44 |
Then and there? |
| 01:02:46 |
No. |
| 01:02:48 |
About eighteen years later. |
| 01:02:50 |
That's the thing about Dim Mak... |
| 01:02:51 |
...you never know |
| 01:02:59 |
In a funny kind of way |
| 01:03:02 |
He believed in something |
| 01:03:04 |
...he thought he could |
| 01:03:07 |
That's what I've been looking |
| 01:03:09 |
Something to believe in. |
| 01:03:11 |
Something to give meaning |
| 01:03:15 |
So I had fallen for |
| 01:03:17 |
So I'd followed him |
| 01:03:50 |
Look! Look! |
| 01:03:54 |
Come on! Come on! |
| 01:04:43 |
These are friendly competitions |
| 01:04:47 |
When you think this sorta things for kids, |
| 01:05:20 |
Lyn? |
| 01:05:28 |
Lyn? Where are you going? |
| 01:05:36 |
Lyn? |
| 01:06:20 |
Hello, Bill. |
| 01:06:25 |
Hello, Lyn. |
| 01:06:30 |
This is Bob. |
| 01:06:32 |
Hello, Bob. |
| 01:06:34 |
Hello. |
| 01:06:38 |
Oh, good. |
| 01:06:39 |
The gang's all here. |
| 01:06:43 |
This is primarily a Psyops base. |
| 01:06:46 |
- Psy for psychic, right? |
| 01:06:48 |
The irony isn't wasted on me. |
| 01:06:50 |
Radio broadcasts, leaflets, |
| 01:06:53 |
Oh, here's an Iraqi Psyops leaflet |
| 01:06:57 |
"American soldier... |
| 01:06:59 |
...your wives are back at home... |
| 01:07:00 |
...having sex with Bart Simpson |
| 01:07:02 |
Yeah, didn't exactly done their |
| 01:07:05 |
How did you find us, Lyn? |
| 01:07:07 |
I told you, |
| 01:07:09 |
If this is Psyops base, |
| 01:07:12 |
I said it was primarily Psyops. |
| 01:07:14 |
There are individuals in the |
| 01:07:16 |
...who're looking for creative solutions |
| 01:07:19 |
They're far more open minded |
| 01:07:22 |
...and they've outsourced |
| 01:07:25 |
"Sick?" |
| 01:07:28 |
It's pronounced psi-ike. |
| 01:07:30 |
Psychic Systems International Corp. |
| 01:07:35 |
It turns out certain people had |
| 01:07:38 |
They were very interested in some |
| 01:07:41 |
They got a hold on me, |
| 01:07:45 |
Bill works for you? |
| 01:07:46 |
Bill's looking into |
| 01:07:51 |
This is the one we've designed... |
| 01:07:52 |
...to play to our own troops |
| 01:07:54 |
Push "play" on that. |
| 01:08:02 |
There's a subliminal message in this? |
| 01:08:05 |
This one's called... |
| 01:08:06 |
"Don't get drunk before |
| 01:08:09 |
We've got all sorts of new ideas |
| 01:08:11 |
Give them one of our new ideas. |
| 01:08:13 |
- Air bag mine? |
| 01:08:14 |
Non-lethal. |
| 01:08:16 |
Catapults the fucker right into the air. |
| 01:08:18 |
Blast target with pheromones and |
| 01:08:21 |
Excellent. Attack bees. |
| 01:08:25 |
- Another. |
| 01:08:26 |
- We mutilate enemy corpses... |
| 01:08:31 |
The point is... we've got a budget, |
| 01:08:35 |
I'm rebuilding the New Earth Army. |
| 01:08:36 |
Only this time without |
| 01:08:38 |
- How you're doing there, Bill? |
| 01:08:49 |
You get the occasional flash of |
| 01:08:52 |
...he's pretty burnt out |
| 01:08:55 |
Still, he's the best. |
| 01:08:59 |
- You want one? |
| 01:09:01 |
God, I love these things. |
| 01:09:55 |
What? What is it? |
| 01:09:58 |
It's the Dark Side. |
| 01:10:11 |
Lyn, what you're gonna do? |
| 01:10:14 |
It's too late... |
| 01:10:18 |
- I'm dying, Bob. |
| 01:10:21 |
I don't believe |
| 01:10:23 |
- by mail order, Dim Sum, or... |
| 01:10:26 |
Dim Mak. Whatever. |
| 01:10:28 |
It's cancer. |
| 01:10:31 |
What? |
| 01:10:33 |
All I know it's the Dim Mak |
| 01:10:38 |
It's cancer. |
| 01:10:39 |
At least that's what the doctors said. |
| 01:10:45 |
It's different ways |
| 01:10:48 |
Different names for a reality. |
| 01:11:05 |
Give that to Bill. |
| 01:11:08 |
I don't deserve it. |
| 01:11:13 |
Take it. |
| 01:11:22 |
It wasn't the Dim Mak |
| 01:11:24 |
And it wasn't the cancer. |
| 01:11:26 |
He was dying of a broken heart. |
| 01:11:28 |
And maybe, the cancer as well. |
| 01:11:31 |
His mission had failed. |
| 01:11:33 |
And failure was something |
| 01:11:37 |
Bill? |
| 01:11:59 |
Lyn told me he didn't deserve |
| 01:12:03 |
He wanted me to |
| 01:12:07 |
- It's fake. |
| 01:12:12 |
Twenty thousand dollar fine |
| 01:12:15 |
This one's off a turkey. |
| 01:12:19 |
You just die the tip black. |
| 01:12:23 |
Don't tell Lyn. |
| 01:12:27 |
It isn't real. |
| 01:12:30 |
None of it was real. |
| 01:12:37 |
Lyn told me about the curse. |
| 01:12:40 |
That by killing the goat, |
| 01:12:45 |
What's Larry gonna do |
| 01:12:54 |
Do you believe in redemption, Bill? |
| 01:13:20 |
Sorry. |
| 01:13:24 |
How did you find it? |
| 01:13:26 |
I told you, |
| 01:13:30 |
Scotty Mercer told you, didn't he? |
| 01:13:32 |
Yeah, he did. |
| 01:13:34 |
We told Scotty |
| 01:13:36 |
...asked him |
| 01:13:38 |
I haven't seen Scotty. |
| 01:13:40 |
That's funny, because he told me |
| 01:13:44 |
...there might be some jobs |
| 01:13:47 |
Isn't that why you came, |
| 01:13:52 |
You want back in, don't you? |
| 01:13:55 |
It can happen. |
| 01:13:56 |
You've only got to say the word. |
| 01:13:59 |
This could be the new Golden Age |
| 01:14:02 |
You, me and Bill, |
| 01:14:04 |
Like the old days. |
| 01:14:12 |
You don't have to make a |
| 01:14:16 |
Tell me in the morning. |
| 01:14:27 |
Mother Earth, |
| 01:14:30 |
As a soldier |
| 01:14:33 |
...live inside your red clay |
| 01:14:38 |
Help me to balance myself. |
| 01:14:40 |
As you hold in balance, |
| 01:14:43 |
...and the space environments. |
| 01:14:45 |
Help me to open my heart... |
| 01:14:47 |
...knowing that |
| 01:14:50 |
I pray my boots |
| 01:14:53 |
...and my footsteps match |
| 01:14:57 |
Carry my body through |
| 01:15:00 |
You're my connection to the Universe |
| 01:15:04 |
I'm yours and you are mine. |
| 01:15:07 |
I salute you. |
| 01:15:13 |
I salute you. |
| 01:15:23 |
Bill? |
| 01:15:24 |
Bill! Bill? |
| 01:15:26 |
Bill? Are you okay? |
| 01:15:31 |
I just saw Timothy Leary. |
| 01:15:33 |
Timothy Leary is dead. |
| 01:15:35 |
I know. |
| 01:15:37 |
He'd got an idea. |
| 01:15:44 |
Good evening, gentlemen. |
| 01:15:46 |
Gonna get some ice-cream. |
| 01:16:33 |
Don't eat the eggs. |
| 01:16:38 |
- What? |
| 01:17:07 |
What's going on? |
| 01:17:09 |
We put LSD in the eggs. |
| 01:17:13 |
Bill showed me where Larry |
| 01:17:17 |
We put some in the |
| 01:17:19 |
And in the water. |
| 01:17:22 |
What? |
| 01:17:23 |
I put it in the main water tank |
| 01:17:26 |
But we drank the water. |
| 01:17:29 |
Yeah. |
| 01:17:50 |
Right. Hold on. |
| 01:17:53 |
The weather today is gonna be... |
| 01:17:56 |
...hot. |
| 01:17:57 |
I mean, yeah, |
| 01:17:59 |
I really didn't looked |
| 01:18:01 |
...I'd say it's gonna be |
| 01:18:04 |
Yeah. What else? |
| 01:18:09 |
I mean, it's a fucking shocker, right? |
| 01:18:16 |
It would have been a good idea |
| 01:18:19 |
Well, that might have aroused suspicion. |
| 01:18:22 |
But don't worry. |
| 01:18:23 |
I've built up a massive tolerance |
| 01:18:43 |
You're going to hit the gates! |
| 01:18:51 |
That's cool! |
| 01:18:58 |
In the name of the New Earth Army |
| 01:19:03 |
...I'm liberating you! |
| 01:19:14 |
I'm liberating this base! |
| 01:19:26 |
Come on! |
| 01:19:36 |
Come on! Move! |
| 01:20:14 |
Put the gun down, Larry. |
| 01:20:22 |
No! |
| 01:20:28 |
Wow, I'm really hungry. |
| 01:20:35 |
- Come on! |
| 01:20:41 |
Come with me! |
| 01:20:49 |
Don't worry about this guards. |
| 01:21:01 |
Be free! |
| 01:21:48 |
Wait! Wait! Wait! |
| 01:21:50 |
Where are you going? |
| 01:21:53 |
You are the mission, Bob! |
| 01:21:56 |
Tell them what happened. |
| 01:22:00 |
It's your job now. |
| 01:22:08 |
At the time I was hurt that |
| 01:22:11 |
But now I know, |
| 01:22:12 |
...it was because he and Bill |
| 01:22:34 |
Nobody exactly knows |
| 01:22:36 |
The official story is that |
| 01:22:39 |
...either because they were hit |
| 01:22:42 |
Well, that's what happens... |
| 01:22:43 |
...when you fly a helicopter |
| 01:22:47 |
All I know is that |
| 01:22:51 |
Like all Shaman, |
| 01:22:58 |
When I got back, |
| 01:23:00 |
Everything. |
| 01:23:02 |
Lyn had handed a mission on |
| 01:23:05 |
I would tell everyone |
| 01:23:07 |
I understood now that... |
| 01:23:08 |
...Debora and I werent |
| 01:23:10 |
...I was at peace with that. |
| 01:23:12 |
It wasn't in my destiny to return |
| 01:23:16 |
The Universe has other plans for me. |
| 01:23:18 |
I sent the story to the newspapers |
| 01:23:21 |
I didn't care what the authorities |
| 01:23:23 |
I was ready to go to prison |
| 01:23:26 |
But they didn't put me in prison. |
| 01:23:29 |
They did something much worse. |
| 01:23:30 |
...unusual tool to break |
| 01:23:33 |
...and trust me, |
| 01:23:36 |
Some prisoners are being forced |
| 01:23:39 |
...the Purple Dinosaur |
| 01:23:42 |
...for twenty four straight hours. |
| 01:23:45 |
And that was it. |
| 01:23:48 |
That was the only bit of my story |
| 01:23:51 |
And it was a joke. |
| 01:23:54 |
And if I ever needed proof |
| 01:23:57 |
...taken the beautiful dream |
| 01:24:00 |
...and had twisted it, |
| 01:24:03 |
Well, that was it. |
| 01:24:05 |
But I won't stop. |
| 01:24:10 |
Because when I look at what is |
| 01:24:12 |
I know that now, |
| 01:24:14 |
more than ever, |
| 01:24:17 |
...we need to be |
| 01:24:19 |
Bob? |
| 01:24:21 |
Now, more than ever, |
| 01:24:26 |
...we need the Jedi. |
| 01:24:38 |
Subtitle by silentFØX |
