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The Naked Gun 2 The Smell of Fear
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The Honourable Alan Dee |
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The Honourable William |
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The Honourable Nelson |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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and Mrs Bush. |
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How is everybody? |
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Hi, Peter. |
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Jack, glad you could make it. |
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Get rid of the beard. Too liberal. |
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Hi, Peter. |
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Everybody's here tonight. |
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Thank you very much. |
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Here she is. |
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Thank you. |
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Easy, watch her head! |
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- How are you, dear? |
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Good. Please be seated. |
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Welcome. Glad you could all come. |
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I'm pleased to see we're graced |
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with the presence of |
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This week we're celebrating Law |
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I'd like to turn the proceedings over |
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Captain Annabel Brumford. |
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I wish to introduce a distinguished |
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for his 1,000th drug dealer killed. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome |
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Lieutenant Frank Drebin |
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Er, in all honesty, the last two |
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Luckily, they turned out |
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Er, thank you, Commissioner. |
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Now my Chief of Staff, John Sununu, |
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Thank you. |
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I'm very proud to welcome our guests |
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First, head of the Society |
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better known as SPlL - |
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Mr Terence Baggett. |
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Now, chairman of the Society |
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- Mr Donald Fenwick. |
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And president of the Key Atomic |
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Mr Arthur Dunwell. |
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For the past three years, |
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this administration has tried to |
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one with a lasting impact |
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To ensure we choose the right path, |
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the President has appointed |
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Dr Albert S Meinheimer. |
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As I'm sure you're aware |
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and Dr Meinheimer |
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to the annual national |
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Mr President... |
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I want you all |
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that I am basing my administration's |
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on Dr Meinheimer's recommendations. |
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This issue's too important for |
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Rather we need an independent source |
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and Meinheimer is the recognised |
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Mr President... |
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If I may say so, |
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I do hope that Dr Meinheimer |
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won't be influen...influenced |
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We're well aware of his reputation. |
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I think HE should |
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Doctor? |
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This happens every fucking time |
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- Jane? |
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- You're back early. |
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Surely a lovely young woman like you |
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Oh, I'm sorry, my dear. |
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It's all right, Doctor. It's OK. |
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Are you thinking about him again? |
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Yes. |
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You can't forget him, can you? |
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- Who? |
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Oh, yes! |
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No, I can't. |
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I try. It's just that... |
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when you've had that much man... |
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But then, you wouldn't understand. |
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Jane, look! |
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You've done a wonderful job |
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You're the finest director |
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Thank you, Doctor. I try my best. |
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But I see you here |
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You've got to forget about the past. |
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There is someone I'm seeing. We've |
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Good evening, Miss Spencer... |
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Hello, Norm. |
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Oh! How was the White House dinner? |
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Extraordinary! |
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The President promised to implement |
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That's wonderful! |
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- Then you'll deliver the speech? |
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I would have tonight but one guest |
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Hey, Al, Kent, look at this! |
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Found this in the wastebasket. |
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That's a pretty nice clock! |
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It's four minutes slow! |
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There! |
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My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, |
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I was just having my car washed, |
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There'd been a bombing downtown. I |
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as part of the President's |
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Every once in a while something |
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Some crazed madman, |
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full of self-hate - |
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finally snapped. |
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- Glad you could make it. |
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Congratulations on Edna's pregnancy! |
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Yes, and if I catch the guy...! |
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Captain, there's no sign of |
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Still trying to figure out |
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- Any other victims? |
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Get him outta here. |
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This one's a real mess! |
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Hey, everybody! |
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- Any witnesses? |
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She saw a man leaving |
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Should we let Nordberg handle this? |
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No. I'll do it while it's fresh. |
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Not now! She took a nasty knock |
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I'll handle it. Excuse me, miss. |
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- I have some questions. |
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She's being questioned over there. |
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I couldn't believe it was her. |
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It was like a dream. But there |
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That delicately beautiful face. |
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A body that could melt a cheese |
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And breasts that seemed to say... |
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"Hey! Look at these!" |
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She made you want to drop |
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and thank God you were a man! |
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She reminded me of my mother, |
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Stop looking at her like she was |
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Frank! |
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- Jane, I didn't know you lived here. |
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- How are the children? |
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Oh, yes! |
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- How was your prostate operation? |
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I know it's hard, but are you still |
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Obsessed?! Just because you backed |
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It's ancient history, |
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- Frank? |
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Get a grip! |
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- I returned 13 Cuisinarts! |
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- I kept the salad shooter, though. |
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Hello, Jane. |
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- This is Dr Albert Meinheimer. |
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- Nice to meet you. |
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But, we've met - |
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He has a photographic memory. |
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This is a terrible thing. |
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I'm sorry, |
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Like having sex, it's an arduous |
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and just when it's going your way, |
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Jane. About this man from last night? |
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I've given a description. |
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Ed! |
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That'll be all, McTigue. |
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Let's get that other artist. |
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- Lives with those two guys. |
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I'd like to see |
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- Let's start with the research area. |
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- And the man you saw last night? |
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- Caucasian? |
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- Moustache. About six foot three. |
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- What's this? |
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All experiments are controlled |
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Our scientists have spent years |
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and are just now making |
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Oh, my God! |
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Thank heavens the bomb |
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- Who'd want to do such a thing? |
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- You should know about something. |
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Quentin! |
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Jane, are you all right? |
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I'm OK. But I'm glad you're here. |
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Oh, sorry! This is Quentin Hapsburg |
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A pleasure, Mr...? |
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Drebin. Frank Drebin. |
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I'm...sure you have. |
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Are you connected to the institute? |
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Well, not officially, but Jane and l |
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My little hell-cat! |
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Well...great. I've been dating too - |
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She writes about male sexual |
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- I beg your pardon! |
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OK. Let's handle this maturely, just |
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OK, Mr Poopy-Pants?! |
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- That does it! |
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Quentin, maybe you should excuse us? |
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Anything you wish, my darling. |
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Until tonight, then. |
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I'm feelin' blue |
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Just thinkin' of you |
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I get out of bed |
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Wish I was dead |
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And I hope you do, too |
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So I have given up |
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I've thrown in the towel |
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I've taken all the pills |
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The law will allow |
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And so I'm feelin' blue... |
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Sir? |
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Gimme the strongest thing you got. |
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On second thoughts, |
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Very well. |
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I guess I'm just... |
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screwed... |
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Frank. |
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- I thought I'd find you here. |
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Pull up a memory or two. |
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You left before I could talk to you. |
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Is it my imagination |
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No, it's just a small |
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I hope you're right. |
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You're still thinking about Jane, |
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She's part of my life, |
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But it's done. Minute I heard her |
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You know, |
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You have the same person |
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You wake up, eat with her, |
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Make love to the same woman. |
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You spend every possible |
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while I'm out running around |
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Girls who can't say no. Girls who |
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"Your turn to wear the handcuffs..." |
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- l... I just wanna love, Ed. |
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- I already have one. |
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Go to her. |
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Go on. I'll see you in the morning. |
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Excuse me. |
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Pardon me. |
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Sorry. |
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This is not easy to say. I'm lonely. |
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Frank. |
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Over here. |
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Well... |
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What are you doing here? |
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I called your hotel |
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- I thought maybe you'd be here. |
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Mr Drebin! Jane! |
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Sam, play our song. |
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Of course. |
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Sam! That's enough! |
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You can't let ghosts die, can you? |
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- Didn't you get my letters? |
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Tore 'em up. Threw them in the fire. |
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So you didn't get the $75,000 |
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Why are you here? |
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I remembered that last night I saw |
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Red van? That'll be very helpful. |
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That's not my only reason |
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- I want us to be friends. |
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I bet if I dusted you for prints, |
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You...! |
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So this kitten |
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Sorry. I shouldn't have done that. |
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Frank, we're no good together. |
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- You only lived for police work. |
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Ozone layer! |
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How can you say that, |
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when I bought |
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then had it slashed and burned |
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You're so insensitive! |
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Insensitive?! You think it's easy |
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I'd better go! This was a mistake. |
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I was hoping you'd be happy, |
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I'm single! |
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I love being single! |
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I haven't had this much sex |
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At the time, I was dating a lot. |
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I told you |
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We had no choice. Look at the paper! |
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"President to give Meinheimer |
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That's in two days! |
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- I know! |
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Gentlemen! Gentlemen! |
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I know you're all worried, |
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there's plenty to be worried about. |
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Like this solar power plant. |
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Already operational |
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Photo-voltaic cells. |
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They convert sunlight directly |
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Iasts much longer than a conventional |
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Super windows - insulate as well |
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An electric car - |
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But the truth is, gentlemen, |
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I'm not worried |
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Because no one's ever |
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What about Meinheimer |
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He's going to tell the President. |
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Good question. |
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That's kidnapping! |
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- Heavens! |
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Dr Meinheimer |
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It is my view, |
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we must rely on coal, |
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- OUR Dr Meinheimer. |
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Gentlemen, |
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meet Earl Hacker, |
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former Arts consultant |
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As I explained to Hapsburg, |
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And, might I add, |
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But you gentlemen |
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..do ya! Ha, ha! |
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After getting a good night's sleep, |
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I figured, |
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I could forget about Jane and catch |
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So far we had few clues. I hoped |
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Hey, shut that thing off! |
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Now, pigs, say your prayers! |
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- Nice work, Frank. |
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Ted, show us those lab results |
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We couldn't get any clean prints. |
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We made plaster casts out of them. |
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Size 9 1/2 D. |
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Even more interesting, |
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we found this dinosaur footprint |
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Anything else? |
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We also found ancient timbers |
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But about the case...? |
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I'm departing tomorrow to speak |
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And I'm on "Geraldo" next week. |
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You're on "Geraldo" because of this? |
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No. My wife's a transsexual |
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We'll continue print analysis, |
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and using the dirt particles |
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It's a matter of getting |
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We may not have that kind of time. |
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Then maybe this'll help. |
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We found this wallet |
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We haven't examined it thoroughly. |
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Hector Savage. From Detroit. |
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- His real name was Joey Chicago. |
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I saw him fight once in Cincinnati. |
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No, that's Kid New York, in Philly. |
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Killed in Houston, by Tex Colorado - |
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Yeah! From Dakota! |
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South Dakota was his brother, |
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You know your boxing! |
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All I know is never |
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You got an address there? |
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All I got is a card that says |
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The red light district. |
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- Sex, Frank? |
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No, not right now Ed. |
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The address we were given for |
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We proceeded there, hoping |
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And to a clue to break |
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It's the cops! |
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I'll handle it. Quick! |
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- Ed. |
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- Red van. |
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Jane said she saw a red van |
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- Let's take him! |
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Let's bug it and see where he goes. |
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- Good thinking, Frank. Nordberg! |
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Lieutenant Frank Drebin. |
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- Is this some kind of bust? |
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but we have some questions. |
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All right, listen! We're looking for |
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Why should I tell you, copper? |
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I'm the last line of defence between |
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Hi, Frank. |
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We got that D83 Swedish |
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A gift. |
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Frank! Come here! Quick! |
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It's Savage! He's moving. |
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Hey! Stop! Stop! |
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Let's go, Ed. And remember, |
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Pull over! |
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Nordberg's bug is on the money! |
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He's changing direction. |
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- He's closing. |
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Keep your eyes peeled. |
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He's real close now! |
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Step on it! |
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Help! Stop! Stop! |
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Frank, stop! |
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Stop right now! |
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I said stop! |
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Help! Help! |
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- Frank Drebin. What do we have here? |
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Savage is in that house. |
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Could be bluffing. |
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- Anything else? |
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It's registered |
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Well. |
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Looks like the cows have come home |
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Hey! Stop firing! |
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Hold it! Stop firing! |
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Stop firing! |
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Stop firing! |
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All right. Give me the bull horn. |
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This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. |
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Throw down your guns, |
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Or come on out, then throw down your |
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Just remember the two key elements. |
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One - guns down. Two - come on out. |
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You just try and take me! |
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I got more! |
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Looks like he's holding |
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Not all the cards, Ed. |
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You're not permitted |
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Don't worry, Ed. Just keep him busy. |
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All right, Savage. What do you want? |
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I want a car. Something fun. |
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A plane ticket to Jamaica, |
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No touristy place. Something |
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Can't do that, Savage. |
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We're calling your bluff. Put your |
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Frank, what are you doing? |
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Frank! Help! |
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- Your coat, sir? |
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And I have a receipt to prove it. |
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Telephone, Commissioner. |
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- Thank you. |
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Yes? |
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He did what? |
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How many animals escaped? |
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Oh, my God! |
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Evening, Commissioner. |
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Do you realise that because of you |
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Isn't that the fault |
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I'd just like to thank you all |
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in honour of Dr Meinheimer who will |
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And along with the President, |
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I, too, pledge to support |
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whatever they may be. |
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- And now, please enjoy the evening. |
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May I cut in? |
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- Frank! Why are you here? |
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- Why, really? |
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Quentin Hapsburg. |
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I never liked him. He's as dirty |
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What's gotten into you? |
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He's a gentle, concerned man who's |
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Oh, yeah! |
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Why not ask him what his connection |
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I don't know what |
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Ask him about a two-bit goon |
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Stop it! |
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You're jealous because he can |
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I know he'll be jealous |
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And a jealous man always makes the |
| 00:36:12 |
Mr Drebin, sir, Mr Hapsburg |
| 00:36:25 |
Solitaire's a lonely man's game, |
| 00:36:27 |
Lieutenant. |
| 00:36:31 |
I don't recall your name |
| 00:36:34 |
That's OK. I sometimes |
| 00:36:39 |
It's a nice party, Hapsburg. |
| 00:36:46 |
Do you gamble? |
| 00:36:48 |
Every time I order out. |
| 00:36:55 |
You do speak French? |
| 00:36:56 |
Unfortunately, no. |
| 00:37:03 |
- You're in my place! |
| 00:37:05 |
- You remember Frank? |
| 00:37:09 |
Drebin, from Police Squad. |
| 00:37:14 |
Oh, yes. Do sit down. |
| 00:37:17 |
No, thank you, I don't intend |
| 00:37:21 |
Who's this? |
| 00:37:25 |
I don't know. |
| 00:37:27 |
He blew up a building. |
| 00:37:32 |
We own lots of vans. One of them was |
| 00:37:37 |
- I have nothing to hide. |
| 00:37:40 |
But I warn you, so much as sneeze |
| 00:37:51 |
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for |
| 00:37:56 |
an all-expense-paid trip |
| 00:38:03 |
To draw the winner, we would like |
| 00:38:08 |
Dr Albert S Meinheimer. |
| 00:38:13 |
- Let me help you. No... |
| 00:38:16 |
I don't know what's got into Frank. |
| 00:38:19 |
Merely a case of jealousy, my dear. |
| 00:39:04 |
He seems to get |
| 00:40:19 |
Jane, I just wanna tell you |
| 00:40:24 |
- Oh, Frank. |
| 00:40:28 |
Well, the place is kind of a mess. |
| 00:40:35 |
- Want some? |
| 00:40:37 |
Are you sure? I'm trying out |
| 00:40:41 |
Jane, what is Dr Meinheimer |
| 00:40:46 |
He will endorse energy efficiency |
| 00:40:50 |
- Who else knew that? |
| 00:40:54 |
And if the President supported |
| 00:41:00 |
Well, coal, oil and nuclear. |
| 00:41:06 |
Jane, just one more question. |
| 00:41:08 |
You told me that Dr Meinheimer |
| 00:41:12 |
yet tonight |
| 00:41:16 |
That's strange, |
| 00:41:19 |
Does he have any identifying marks? |
| 00:41:21 |
A scar, a mole, webbed toes, |
| 00:41:27 |
He has a mole shaped like Whistler's |
| 00:41:31 |
I see. |
| 00:41:33 |
Have you noticed anything different? |
| 00:41:36 |
Well, only that he's a foot taller. |
| 00:41:39 |
And he seems to be left-handed now. |
| 00:41:41 |
What are you trying to tell me? |
| 00:41:44 |
That Quentin |
| 00:41:47 |
who'll give a fraudulent |
| 00:41:50 |
That's brilliant! |
| 00:41:52 |
That's a lot better than my idea. |
| 00:41:54 |
Stop it! It's crazy! |
| 00:41:58 |
You're hurting me! |
| 00:42:00 |
- What more do you want? |
| 00:42:03 |
- Local call? |
| 00:42:05 |
Right. Excuse me, |
| 00:42:09 |
The phone is in the other room. Bye. |
| 00:42:30 |
Gimme Captain Ed Hocken, please. |
| 00:42:41 |
Ed, I'm on to something big. |
| 00:42:45 |
What's he doing in Detroit? |
| 00:42:48 |
Send him a ticket and clean pants. |
| 00:45:20 |
Just as I suspected. |
| 00:45:24 |
Come on! On your feet! |
| 00:45:58 |
Where's the water pressure? |
| 00:46:08 |
Oh, I was so frightened! |
| 00:46:11 |
What happened out there? |
| 00:46:13 |
It's nothing. But I wouldn't leave |
| 00:46:19 |
Who'd want to kill you? |
| 00:46:21 |
Before tonight, |
| 00:46:23 |
I'm afraid it's one of Hapsburg's |
| 00:46:29 |
Hapsburg Valdez?! |
| 00:46:33 |
I feel like such a fool. |
| 00:46:38 |
There, there. |
| 00:46:41 |
You couldn't know you were dating |
| 00:46:47 |
We have to help Dr Meinheimer. |
| 00:46:49 |
Yes. They'll torture and kill him. |
| 00:46:52 |
It's all my fault. |
| 00:46:55 |
They'll start by tearing out his |
| 00:47:00 |
What are we gonna do? |
| 00:47:01 |
If my hunch is right, |
| 00:47:05 |
At the Home Club? |
| 00:47:07 |
No. |
| 00:47:09 |
At this warehouse. |
| 00:47:12 |
Oh, you be careful! |
| 00:47:14 |
Of course, l... |
| 00:47:18 |
I will, er... |
| 00:47:20 |
I guess I'd better be on my way. |
| 00:47:24 |
I promised Nordberg |
| 00:47:33 |
Oh, I can't fight it any more! |
| 00:47:35 |
I ran away from you once. I can't |
| 00:50:40 |
Frank, I'm telling ya. |
| 00:50:43 |
All we've got is a dock pass |
| 00:50:46 |
Hapsburg is up to something, right |
| 00:50:55 |
Couldn't have picked a better day. |
| 00:50:57 |
This fog will keep us concealed. |
| 00:51:00 |
That's not fog. The engine's on fire. |
| 00:51:03 |
All right. Let's run through |
| 00:51:07 |
At 3:15, Nordberg cuts the power |
| 00:51:11 |
Right. |
| 00:51:12 |
- Nordberg! |
| 00:51:15 |
I'll wait for the signal. |
| 00:51:18 |
Yeah. Right. |
| 00:51:19 |
Now, when you hear me say, |
| 00:51:25 |
- Check. |
| 00:51:35 |
The water's over there, Frank. |
| 00:51:42 |
Hexagon Oil Commercial, number one. |
| 00:51:45 |
Piloting today's oil tankers |
| 00:51:50 |
And that's why, here at |
| 00:51:54 |
future captains go through |
| 00:51:58 |
By a complicated process, |
| 00:52:02 |
for the day-to-day operation |
| 00:52:08 |
Only the best will take command |
| 00:52:24 |
Commercial two. |
| 00:52:27 |
Ah, just the way I like it. |
| 00:52:31 |
Hey, someday in the future, the sun |
| 00:52:36 |
But right now it gives |
| 00:52:41 |
to know our home is supplied |
| 00:52:45 |
I know what you're thinking, |
| 00:52:50 |
We kinda think of it as |
| 00:52:54 |
But our friend can't exist |
| 00:52:58 |
So write your congressman, tell him |
| 00:53:02 |
nuclear power. |
| 00:53:09 |
I've got to find another way in, Ed. |
| 00:53:11 |
They got killer guard dogs here, |
| 00:53:15 |
Loud and clear. |
| 00:53:16 |
- Nordberg? How we doing? |
| 00:53:24 |
I'm gonna try the roof. |
| 00:53:31 |
I'm gonna try it again. |
| 00:54:14 |
- Cut the power. |
| 00:54:19 |
Help! |
| 00:54:21 |
Come in? |
| 00:54:23 |
Frank, hold on. We have a problem. |
| 00:54:35 |
Well... |
| 00:54:37 |
it's Lieutenant Drebin. |
| 00:54:39 |
You were supposed to have been |
| 00:54:45 |
Now I think I'm gonna |
| 00:54:48 |
It'll be slow and painful. |
| 00:54:56 |
What's that smell? |
| 00:54:57 |
That would be me. |
| 00:55:02 |
I love it. |
| 00:55:05 |
I love it! |
| 00:55:06 |
That's the signal. Let's go! |
| 00:55:11 |
It's stuck. Gimme a hand. |
| 00:55:14 |
Ed, help me! |
| 00:55:16 |
Search him. |
| 00:55:23 |
I love it. |
| 00:55:29 |
He's wired. |
| 00:55:33 |
Tie him up. |
| 00:55:34 |
You'll never get away with this, |
| 00:55:38 |
Whatever it is. |
| 00:55:40 |
All right, I'll show you. |
| 00:55:46 |
Of course, you know Dr Meinheimer. |
| 00:55:50 |
And Earl Hacker. |
| 00:55:52 |
Why you son of a... |
| 00:55:55 |
And I'd like you to meet the Redmans. |
| 00:55:58 |
Weekend guests from out of town. |
| 00:56:02 |
We're going to the dinner. Make sure |
| 00:56:08 |
Then I want the pleasure |
| 00:56:13 |
The pleasure is all mine. |
| 00:56:19 |
See you after the speech, Lieutenant. |
| 00:57:50 |
Police! |
| 00:57:51 |
Freeze! |
| 00:57:53 |
Over there! |
| 00:57:56 |
Good Lord! |
| 00:57:57 |
Look at what they did |
| 00:58:01 |
You OK, Doctor Meinheimer? |
| 00:58:06 |
That's OK. Don't try to talk. |
| 00:58:11 |
I just can't take this any more. |
| 00:58:15 |
Garbage like you |
| 00:58:18 |
Ed? |
| 00:58:20 |
I'm just John Q Public now. |
| 00:58:26 |
Mano a mano. I'll teach you |
| 00:58:37 |
All right! He's had enough. |
| 00:58:39 |
Help the Captain. |
| 00:58:50 |
Mr Sununu? |
| 00:58:53 |
There'll be no surprises |
| 00:58:56 |
Most likely he'll recommend |
| 00:58:59 |
of oil dependency and more dollars |
| 00:59:04 |
More later. Also, an update on the |
| 00:59:09 |
This is the most important evening |
| 00:59:14 |
And if you see Drebin or his squad, |
| 00:59:20 |
I told Jane to meet us |
| 00:59:24 |
Where's that? |
| 00:59:25 |
In the back. She's gonna unlock |
| 00:59:29 |
And Hapsburg? |
| 00:59:30 |
I just hope she can steer |
| 00:59:49 |
Why, Jane! |
| 00:59:52 |
What are you doing out here? |
| 00:59:55 |
Oh, Quentin! |
| 00:59:57 |
I was just getting a breath |
| 01:00:04 |
I grew up on Lake Erie. |
| 01:00:08 |
I'm sure. |
| 01:00:10 |
But how fortunate to find you. |
| 01:00:27 |
- Something must have happened. |
| 01:00:33 |
I have a better idea. Follow me. |
| 01:00:37 |
Your attention, please. |
| 01:00:41 |
A thousand points of...Iight! Light. |
| 01:00:44 |
Recession - bad. Recovery - good. |
| 01:00:49 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:01:53 |
I think we'd better make our move. |
| 01:01:56 |
You're right. Something more up |
| 01:02:00 |
No! |
| 01:02:02 |
Hacker and the speech! |
| 01:02:04 |
Right! I'll intercept Hacker. |
| 01:02:26 |
Bravo! |
| 01:02:28 |
Encore! Encore! |
| 01:02:38 |
- Dr Meinheimer! |
| 01:02:41 |
Or should I say... |
| 01:02:42 |
Hacker? |
| 01:02:43 |
Drebin! Agh! |
| 01:02:48 |
Look what he's doing to that invalid! |
| 01:02:52 |
Yeah! |
| 01:02:53 |
Let's get him! |
| 01:02:59 |
We'd better get this man first aid. |
| 01:03:03 |
Thank you. I'm pleased and honoured |
| 01:03:08 |
Tonight, Dr Albert Meinheimer, |
| 01:03:14 |
has realised how our dependence on |
| 01:03:21 |
Cuts have to be made, and some |
| 01:03:26 |
But we'll cut till we have an impact. |
| 01:03:30 |
It's the only way to move forward. |
| 01:03:34 |
I present to you, |
| 01:03:50 |
My God! |
| 01:03:52 |
He can walk! |
| 01:03:56 |
A miracle! |
| 01:03:59 |
I can walk! |
| 01:04:03 |
Get off me! |
| 01:04:08 |
Hey! Come back here! |
| 01:04:11 |
I... Yes, everything |
| 01:04:15 |
Without further ado, |
| 01:04:18 |
the esteemed |
| 01:04:37 |
Hold everything! |
| 01:04:39 |
Don't listen to this man. |
| 01:04:43 |
- What are you doing? |
| 01:04:52 |
God! |
| 01:04:57 |
Obviously, a forgery! |
| 01:04:59 |
We'll see about this! |
| 01:05:03 |
Drebin! |
| 01:05:21 |
Hold it! Frank is right! |
| 01:05:23 |
There is a fraud here, |
| 01:05:29 |
And he's just given us |
| 01:05:33 |
that man! |
| 01:05:38 |
No. No. |
| 01:05:40 |
That man. Hapsburg. |
| 01:05:46 |
They're gone. Let's go! |
| 01:05:56 |
Let me go! |
| 01:05:57 |
The roof. |
| 01:06:00 |
Come on, Frank. Hurry! Come on! |
| 01:06:03 |
Let go! |
| 01:06:11 |
I intend to share with you my report |
| 01:06:16 |
based on energy efficiency |
| 01:06:27 |
Over there! |
| 01:06:31 |
Take cover! |
| 01:07:17 |
Cover me. I'm going in. |
| 01:07:46 |
All right. |
| 01:07:48 |
Where's Hapsburg? |
| 01:07:51 |
- Where you hit? |
| 01:07:55 |
Sorry. |
| 01:07:57 |
- Where is he? |
| 01:08:00 |
Hapsburg has Plan B in... |
| 01:08:03 |
in... |
| 01:08:04 |
in... |
| 01:08:06 |
Where? |
| 01:08:07 |
Where? All right. |
| 01:08:14 |
OK, now. |
| 01:08:17 |
- Talk. |
| 01:08:20 |
- He already said that. |
| 01:08:23 |
- Er, "Hapsburg has Plan B in..." |
| 01:08:27 |
Hapsburg has Plan B in... |
| 01:08:30 |
- in... |
| 01:08:32 |
Where? Talk, you low-life scum. |
| 01:08:35 |
Gee, if that's your attitude, |
| 01:08:43 |
I'm right here, Drebin. |
| 01:08:48 |
Drop your gun. |
| 01:08:55 |
I believe you were |
| 01:08:59 |
That's when we detonate |
| 01:09:02 |
Dr Meinheimer can talk all he wants, |
| 01:09:08 |
Detonation sequence activated. |
| 01:09:11 |
I'm the only one |
| 01:09:14 |
In ten minutes, |
| 01:09:17 |
will be reduced to rubble. |
| 01:09:19 |
I'll be safely on my helicopter. |
| 01:09:23 |
Tomorrow, I'll be in Botswana. |
| 01:09:28 |
You seem to be in touch |
| 01:09:32 |
You can't talk |
| 01:09:36 |
Go ahead. Threaten me like you have |
| 01:09:41 |
You're part of a dying breed! Like |
| 01:09:45 |
The truth hurts. Maybe not as much |
| 01:09:51 |
but it hurts. |
| 01:09:52 |
That's as far as you go. |
| 01:09:58 |
Can I have the gun? |
| 01:10:01 |
Oh, no. I'm not gonna fall |
| 01:10:04 |
Not so fast! |
| 01:10:21 |
Six minutes to detonation. |
| 01:10:24 |
Now talk. Give me that abort code! |
| 01:10:27 |
OK. I'll talk. There are six numbers. |
| 01:10:30 |
Two-one-seven... |
| 01:10:35 |
Thanks a lot(!) |
| 01:10:51 |
- You sure you're all right? |
| 01:10:54 |
- And you? |
| 01:10:56 |
But unless we disarm this |
| 01:11:00 |
- My God! We've gotta warn everyone! |
| 01:11:04 |
- You'd better go. |
| 01:11:08 |
But, Jane... |
| 01:11:09 |
Frank, if you're blown to bits, |
| 01:11:16 |
Jane, I promise you, |
| 01:11:18 |
if we come out alive, I'll never let |
| 01:11:28 |
The bomb! OK, Nordberg, let's go! |
| 01:11:31 |
Four minutes to detonation. |
| 01:11:33 |
What are we gonna do? |
| 01:11:35 |
Operator's manual. |
| 01:11:39 |
Here! To reset code, |
| 01:11:45 |
The speed of this sequence |
| 01:11:49 |
Detonation now in two minutes. |
| 01:11:51 |
..so instead of spending |
| 01:11:56 |
on research |
| 01:12:01 |
the federal government, |
| 01:12:08 |
could increase solar panels by 90%. |
| 01:12:13 |
As Albert Einstein once said... |
| 01:12:18 |
Hey, wake up! Wake up! Wake up! |
| 01:12:20 |
For God's sake, quick! |
| 01:12:26 |
I'll get the lights! |
| 01:12:27 |
..an effective national energy plan. |
| 01:12:30 |
Now to elaborate... |
| 01:12:32 |
Here, read this. It's an emergency! |
| 01:12:39 |
"His strong manly hands |
| 01:12:46 |
"of her silken femininity, |
| 01:12:50 |
"their undulating bodies writhing, |
| 01:12:52 |
"in sensual rhythm, as he thrust |
| 01:12:57 |
"into her quivering mound |
| 01:13:00 |
OK. Listen up! I want you |
| 01:13:05 |
That's it. That's it. |
| 01:13:10 |
If we stay calm, no one will be hurt |
| 01:13:13 |
by the huge bomb |
| 01:13:24 |
It's a cook book! It's a cook book! |
| 01:13:28 |
Twenty seconds to detonation. |
| 01:13:32 |
What shall we do? |
| 01:13:36 |
- It's got my sleeve! |
| 01:13:38 |
Ten... Nine... |
| 01:13:40 |
Eight... Seven... |
| 01:13:42 |
Six... |
| 01:13:44 |
Five... Four... |
| 01:13:47 |
Three... Two... |
| 01:13:48 |
- Let's go! |
| 01:13:53 |
Frank! Look! |
| 01:13:57 |
You did it! |
| 01:14:08 |
Thank you, Mr President, |
| 01:14:11 |
It's all part of the job. |
| 01:14:14 |
Frank, please consider |
| 01:14:18 |
It may mean long hours |
| 01:14:22 |
surrounded by some of the scummiest |
| 01:14:25 |
You want me to be in your cabinet? |
| 01:14:29 |
No. |
| 01:14:31 |
I want you to head up a new |
| 01:14:40 |
What a great honour! |
| 01:14:41 |
It's what you've always wanted! |
| 01:14:44 |
Nice going, Frank! |
| 01:14:49 |
Thank you, Mr President. |
| 01:14:53 |
I'm very honoured. |
| 01:14:55 |
This is something I've dreamed of. |
| 01:14:58 |
But I'm afraid I'm going to have to |
| 01:15:03 |
You see, I've learnt |
| 01:15:07 |
About the Earth. And about love. |
| 01:15:11 |
I guess love's like the ozone layer. |
| 01:15:16 |
Blowing away a fleeing suspect with |
| 01:15:22 |
I enjoyed it. Well, who wouldn't? |
| 01:15:27 |
But now I want to be |
| 01:15:36 |
I want a world where Frank Jr, |
| 01:15:40 |
can sit under a shady tree, |
| 01:15:43 |
breathe the air, swim in the ocean, |
| 01:15:46 |
and go into a 7-Eleven |
| 01:15:54 |
I want a world where I can eat |
| 01:16:01 |
Where the Democrats put somebody |
| 01:16:09 |
I may not get there with ya! |
| 01:16:13 |
But I want a world where I can wake |
| 01:16:23 |
- Frank! |
| 01:16:25 |
- Frank! Frank! |
| 01:16:29 |
Yes, of course I'll marry you! |
| 01:16:38 |
We love Frank! |
| 01:16:40 |
Frank, turn around! |
| 01:16:50 |
Oh, George! Help! |
| 01:20:58 |
Let's see if I've got this. |
| 01:21:01 |
Energy efficiency - good. |
| 01:21:04 |
Drilling in an Arctic national |
| 01:21:10 |
Mr President? You OK? |
| 01:21:12 |
Yeah, fine, thanks. |
