The Pleasure Of Your Company
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I love love |
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I don't care |
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Sing I love love |
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I don't care |
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I love love |
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I don't care |
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These pills are fine |
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We'll take our chances |
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We'll never speak again |
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May I help you? |
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Huh? No. |
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Thank you. Thank you very much. |
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- Thank you. |
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Big night tonight? |
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- Yeah. |
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Yeah, actually. Actually, the biggest. |
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- Really? |
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- Menage a trois? |
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I'm kidding. |
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Oh, a menage a trois. |
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French for, "Who's that dude?" |
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So you're looking |
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Well, not just any girl, okay? |
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The most... |
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and amazing and... |
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Well, girl I've ever met. |
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Okay. Well, if you have any questions, |
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Okay. Actually, yeah. |
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- I can check. |
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Much, much larger. |
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Oh, no. |
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Hey. Is she in there? |
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- Yeah, she's in there. |
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How do I look? |
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I see your balls. |
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Are you crazy? |
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- What's the matter with you? |
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This? This is the big idea? |
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Yeah. Yeah. She's gonna love it. |
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- She's gonna hate it. |
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- No, she's gonna hate it. |
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No, she's gonna hate it more than I hate it, |
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You know what your problem is, Ted? |
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You don't understand true love. |
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Oh, and you do? |
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I understand that there's a girl |
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And you know what? She loves me, too. |
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I still see balls. |
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Can I get you a drink |
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Hopefully, in a man's life, |
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Well, I want my one time |
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I want tonight to be a story Vanessa |
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You almost done with that baby oil? |
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Yeah. That's it. |
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Get it in there. Soak those abs. |
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- I'm gonna kill you. |
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- What's up, ladies? |
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There you go, beautiful. |
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Some what? |
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Oh, sorry. That's Special Forces talk. |
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Are you in the Special Forces? |
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That's not something |
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Anderson, I sell cars. |
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- Trust me. This is not gonna close a deal. |
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No. I can't let you do this. |
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- Give me the ring! |
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- Give me the ring, now! |
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Give me the ring! |
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Just give me the ring! I just want the ring! |
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Okay. Hey, watch the wings! |
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I'm not gonna lie to you, Vanessa. |
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Special Ops, |
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it's a deadly game. |
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But as a very brave person once remarked, |
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"Life is either daring or it's nothing. " |
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Do you know who that brave person was? |
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My personal hero, Helen Keller. |
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Helen Keller. |
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Excuse me, Vanessa. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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I am Cupid, god of love. |
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Dear God! |
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Shooter! Shooter! We got a shooter! |
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Down! Everybody, down! |
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Down! Down! |
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Anderson! |
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You know this perp? |
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He's my boyfriend. |
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I didn't know you had a boyfriend. |
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Anderson, get up! Get up! |
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You could have gotten yourself killed! |
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Vanessa, I... |
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I wrote you a poem. |
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"I am Cupid, god of love |
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"I come from skies far above |
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"Bringing love to all I see |
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"Now I have found some love for me" |
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Fag. |
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"And so I get on bended knee |
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"To ask, Vanessa, will you marry me?" |
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Vanessa? |
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Oh, my God. She's... |
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Nessy? |
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I stopped to think about |
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It puts a smile on my face |
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Curled up with nothing to do |
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Why is the sun always out |
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It must be you |
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It must be you |
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Oh, it must be you |
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When I took |
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I saw the Angel of Death |
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With a smile on my face |
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How does a grown man laugh |
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It must be you |
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Hey, you hungry? |
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Did I ever tell you what she smelled like? |
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- What? |
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- She was perfect. |
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Okay. Like, you know how most people |
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Okay? Hers were perfectly smooth, |
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- You know what I used to call her? |
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- Billiard ball knees. |
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Not talking about your dead girlfriend. |
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I still see her sometimes. |
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- Here? |
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You know, I'd like to, Anderson, |
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but you won't shut up about it. |
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She's been dead twice as long |
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- I'm sorry, "Get over it"? |
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How do you get over perfection? |
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You look around. |
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Maybe there's |
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Here we go. |
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Don't talk to him like that. |
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This is just what the therapist |
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We're wasting enough money |
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I don't believe you. |
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Who wanted to come here? Not me. |
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I am so sorry. What did you just do? |
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What did you do? |
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Satisfied? I looked around. |
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I'm just saying, |
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don't throw your whole life away |
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- Fiancee. |
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Anyway, I don't know |
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whose butt smells |
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but I know you won't unless you try. |
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So is that it? Is that it, huh? |
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One time. That's all I'm saying. |
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- One time. I try, you get off my back. |
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Fine. |
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Fine, Ted. I'll try. I'll try. |
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Hey. Can I get you guys anything else? |
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That's what I'm talking about. |
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Back on the horse. |
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Is there anything else I can get for you? |
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Will you marry me? |
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Excuse me? |
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Will you marry me? |
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Stuart, you're flapping... |
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A banjo? And piggies? |
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Deliverance! |
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- Oh, my gosh! Like a machine. |
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- Oh, my God. Oh, you guys are so fast. |
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Okay. It's my turn, |
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So I need you all to pay attention. |
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Give me the little hand. |
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- Isn't he the cutest thing ever? |
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Isn't it getting kind of late, you guys? |
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Oh, what's the matter, Cinderella? |
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You're not gonna turn into a pumpkin, |
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Do I know how to push her buttons, |
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I am pushing your buttons. |
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Honey, do your charade, okay? |
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Aye, aye, Captain. Okay. |
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Oh, wait. We can't do this... |
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Incoming. |
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Here we go. Last one. |
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- Four words. First word. |
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- Me... Me... |
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William! William! Shorter. Willie. Will! |
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- Will. |
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- Second word. It sounds like... |
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- Rockette. Boot. Shoe. |
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You. |
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Fourth word. |
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- Me, it's me again... Me? |
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- Oh, it is "Me. " Okay. |
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Hey, buddy, there's ladies present. |
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All right, well, you know, |
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- for God's sake. |
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All right. Will you blank me? |
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Third word. |
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Saunter. |
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- Marry? |
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Katie, will you marry me? |
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Yes! Yes! She says yes! |
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- Honey? |
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Katie! |
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Katie! |
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Honestly, Katherine, |
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do you have any idea how embarrassing |
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I didn't say no, Mom. |
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What's there to think about? |
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That boy is a catch, and he's crazy |
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Just tell me, what is it you want? |
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For one thing, he's just about |
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I think I've ever seen. |
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And he's incredibly romantic. |
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Mom, I know he's perfect. |
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Will you talk to her, Stuart? |
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Not to toot my own horn, |
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but William reminds me a lot of me |
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Are you listening to your father? |
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He is not my father. |
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This man is more of a father to you |
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God rest his soul. |
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- Dad is not dead. |
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- Don't talk about Dad that way! |
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- You're getting emotional, Lois. |
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All right. |
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and if you want to be on that bus, |
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Sometimes I wonder if you still love him. |
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Who? |
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- Dad. |
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Well, you must have loved him once. |
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Honey, I was 18 when I met your father |
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What did I know about love? |
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He was the hottest thing |
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Oh, he looked like a panther, |
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a sex panther. |
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Sounds like love to me. |
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Well, there's a big difference between love |
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And what do you have with Stuart? |
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What I have with Stuart is what I want |
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- A mature, stable relationship. |
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Of course I'm happy. I'm very happy. |
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Very, very happy. |
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No, no. Very happy. |
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Very happy. |
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- I gotta go. The bus is here. |
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Very happy. |
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There she is. There's my beautiful girl! |
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Hey! Keep it down. |
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I will eat your head! |
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pull it through your mouth, |
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- I will eat it. |
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I'm not finished. Eat it! |
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- Dad. |
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- Apologize to him. |
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I'm serious, Dad. It's just rude. Now. |
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Do it now, Dad. |
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Hey, Dave. I'm sorry. |
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Smitty, I'm working |
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I know, I know. I'm sorry. |
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You see, that's why |
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You got your mother's good heart. |
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What's wrong? |
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No, nothing. |
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But that's good. |
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Yeah. |
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No. |
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Oh, Dad, I don't know. I just... |
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I mean, how are you supposed to know |
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Just listen to your heart, Baby Bear. |
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You'll know. |
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Hey, do you know what I do |
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Yeah. You drink homemade toilet wine. |
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No! |
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Well, yeah. |
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And every day, I write about the things |
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like you and your mother. |
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Oh, here. |
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"December 25th, Christmas Day. |
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"I am grateful that somebody finally |
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Dad. |
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I'm gonna say yes. |
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Yes! |
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I mean, we get along so well, right? |
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He's so funny. He cracks me up, you guys. |
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I'm gonna say yes. |
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That's great. Right, Matador? |
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I think William is kind of a turd. |
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- Really? |
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But he's like a turd |
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Marriage isn't in our blood. |
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Gypsies roaming from big top to big top |
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You guys have been working in the diner |
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Not in here, Katie. Not in here. |
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Gentlemen, observe. |
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Can I get you guys anything else? |
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Will you marry me? |
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- Excuse me? |
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Seriously. |
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Think about it. |
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than throwing away your entire life |
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dark-haired stranger |
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I'm sorry. He's had a lot of syrup. |
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- Okay. |
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Okay, I'll marry you. |
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What? |
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Yes. Yes. |
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I'll marry you! |
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Jane! Jane! Will you cover for me? |
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Where're you going? |
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I'm getting married! To this guy! |
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Come on. Come on! |
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Go. Get out of here. I got the bill. |
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Oh! |
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Anderson. |
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- Katie. |
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Two kisses. |
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Big rig. Watch this. |
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Stick that arm up your ass! |
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Got a brand new roof |
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All the empty boxes |
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- Can I ask you a question? |
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So years from now, |
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our 37th wedding anniversary |
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and one of our friends |
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is this what we'll talk about? |
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I guess it is. Yeah. Okay. |
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And... And then I'll tell them |
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What's the funny part? |
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That after we talked about it, |
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- Oh! I stepped in dog shit! |
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Why didn't you warn me? |
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That would have ruined the story. |
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Ah, man. Can I borrow your... |
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Oh, God! Cut it out! |
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Okay, careful, careful. |
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I've never been up here before. |
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Yeah, it's a cool place to come if you want |
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I was looking for one of those. |
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Yeah? Well, I think |
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Look what I've got. |
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Tetanus? |
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- This is stupid. |
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You know, this. Us sitting up here, |
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It's just stupid. |
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It is, right? |
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I mean, obviously |
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Obviously. |
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- Strangers don't get married. |
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- They do? |
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Not ours. |
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The Kalahari bushmen is one example. |
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- And my parents did. They did. |
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My mom barely knew my dad, |
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and she got pregnant with me, |
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to this weird little place |
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in Atlantic City. |
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The House of Wedded Bliss? |
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Yeah. |
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Doesn't that sound incredibly romantic? |
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Sounds like a bad Chinese takeout place. |
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Yeah, well, I mean, just because they did, |
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You probably weren't even serious |
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Were you? |
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Of course not. |
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You see, that's what I'm talking about. |
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It's stupid. |
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- Wait. |
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Wait, wait, wait. What's happening? |
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I'm just such an idiot. |
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Are you crying? |
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- No. |
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I am not crying. |
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It really looks like you're crying. |
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Yeah, well, I'm crying now. |
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Are you satisfied, you asshole? |
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Hey. Hey, hey. |
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Hey. Hey, you. |
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Hey! Hey. |
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Are you okay? |
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I can't remember the last time I did that. |
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- Do you want a tissue? |
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Really? |
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Why is that? |
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- You sure you don't want a tissue? |
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Anderson, when you asked me |
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you probably picked the only girl |
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I don't think that's a coincidence, do you? |
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I don't know. |
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- Do you believe in fate? |
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Neither do I. |
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Will you marry me? |
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You said yes? |
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You know, I think this is exactly |
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I mean, |
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- I don't know. Because it's retarded? |
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You said I need to get back out there |
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Yeah, meet! Meet! Not marry! |
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Why can't you just date her for a while |
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Look, don't worry. Okay? It's not... |
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You know, it's not like |
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We talked about it, |
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- So what's next? |
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I gotta go. |
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Okay. Well, good luck with that. |
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I don't care |
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I don't care if I'm alone |
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There's nobody else around, |
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Meet you up |
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The town's shut down, |
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Their kids so there's not |
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But I must get |
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There's a small voice crying |
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It's too late |
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William, I have some weird news. |
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I can't marry you. |
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I love you... As a friend. Okay, bye. |
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Just a minute |
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If we settle |
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The river looks |
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Can I leave a message for 99138? |
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I don't know |
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Phone message, Smitty. |
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She said she'd had enough |
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It's from my daughter. |
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Oh, yeah? |
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It's too bad you're not gonna be there |
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to walk her down the aisle, big guy. |
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- What is this? |
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- No, this. |
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I know what it is. Not in front of... |
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- It's her diaphragm. |
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- Damn it! |
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- Where are you going? |
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- You said yes! |
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Not to William? |
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His name's Anderson. |
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A couple of hours ago? |
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What kind of... What about William? |
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- Use your head here, Katie. |
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I have to go. |
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Don't you think |
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Yes! That is exactly what I'm being. |
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- You ready? |
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Hi. |
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Hey, there, dude. You must be Anderson. |
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- No. |
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This is my friend, Matador. |
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I like your Jew hat. |
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Bye, Mom. I'll bring him by |
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- Can you see? |
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No problem. |
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How can you see? |
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Just be patient! |
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Okay, slow down. |
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- What? |
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Oh, my! Oh, my! |
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Oh, my! |
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I killed that fellow. |
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- Oh, my God, not again. |
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Vanessa? |
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Anderson? |
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Vanessa? |
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Am I dead? |
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You're just unconscious. |
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Does it hurt? |
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Not really. |
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Now does it hurt? |
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You're getting married? |
00:31:25 |
No! No! No! We're not getting married. |
00:31:29 |
We're just moving in together. |
00:31:30 |
I thought you loved me. |
00:31:32 |
I do, Vanessa. I do. |
00:31:37 |
- Really? |
00:31:39 |
Of course. |
00:31:45 |
Then dump her. |
00:31:53 |
Promise me, Anderson. |
00:31:59 |
I promise. |
00:32:05 |
Touch my lightsaber, Luke. |
00:32:10 |
Touch it! |
00:32:12 |
- What is that? What is that? |
00:32:14 |
Okay. |
00:32:20 |
Hello. |
00:32:24 |
Katie, would you like |
00:32:31 |
I hit you with my car. |
00:32:33 |
This is Matador. |
00:32:34 |
Matador. |
00:32:35 |
Here. I got you a small gift. |
00:32:40 |
I didn't have time to wrap it. |
00:32:43 |
It's a Discman. |
00:32:46 |
This is my Discman. |
00:32:49 |
Did you take this from my drawer? |
00:32:52 |
Yes, I did. |
00:32:56 |
Okay. |
00:32:58 |
Matador, could you do me a giant favor? |
00:33:01 |
Yeah. |
00:33:03 |
Is there some way that you could not |
00:33:10 |
- Can do. |
00:33:13 |
- Yeah. |
00:33:16 |
Are you okay? |
00:33:18 |
Well, I thought he was abrupt, |
00:33:28 |
Yeah, I think... I think I'll be okay. |
00:33:36 |
Matador. |
00:33:39 |
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Very good. |
00:33:42 |
Okay. |
00:33:45 |
Take care, now. |
00:33:46 |
I will. |
00:33:49 |
He seems nice. |
00:33:51 |
- Does it hurt? |
00:33:54 |
- You're so brave. |
00:33:58 |
- Hey, where's your bedroom? |
00:34:01 |
Yeah. I need to put this somewhere. |
00:34:02 |
- What's this? |
00:34:05 |
- Your clothes? |
00:34:08 |
Oh, clothes. |
00:34:10 |
Right. I thought you said "cloves. " Cloves. |
00:34:13 |
And I was like, |
00:34:16 |
Okay, yeah. You found the bedroom. |
00:34:21 |
So, yup. So this... This is the bedroom. |
00:34:24 |
I should probably clean up a little. |
00:34:26 |
Good. Good. |
00:34:28 |
So listen, I was thinking about everything |
00:34:31 |
but it's all happening so fast, |
00:34:33 |
that maybe you thought it |
00:34:36 |
That's what makes it so exciting. |
00:34:37 |
Exactly. Exactly. |
00:34:41 |
Because personally, |
00:34:42 |
Well, you seem really nervous. |
00:34:44 |
Really? No, no, no. I don't... |
00:34:47 |
I just express joy by sweating on occasion. |
00:34:51 |
- Who's Vanessa? |
00:34:53 |
You said "Vanessa" |
00:34:56 |
- I did? |
00:34:59 |
No. No, that's not her. |
00:35:02 |
That's... That picture came with the frame. |
00:35:05 |
But you're in the picture. |
00:35:09 |
Yeah, there I am, right there. I know. |
00:35:12 |
That's because I used to do |
00:35:15 |
- Really? |
00:35:16 |
I did some picture frame modeling |
00:35:19 |
back when that whole "regular guy" phase |
00:35:20 |
was sweeping the picture frame |
00:35:23 |
- That is so cool. |
00:35:35 |
The telephone's ringing. |
00:35:42 |
Should I get it? |
00:35:44 |
No. No, no, no. |
00:35:46 |
- Oh, should I say hi? |
00:35:49 |
No, really, it's weird. |
00:35:51 |
No, no. That's... I got it. I got it. |
00:35:54 |
Hello, Mom? Hi. Hi! |
00:35:57 |
Oh, same old, same old. |
00:36:00 |
If she wants to talk to me, |
00:36:02 |
Yeah, listen. No. |
00:36:06 |
Everything is good. |
00:36:08 |
Okay, sweetie. |
00:36:09 |
Yeah. |
00:36:10 |
I gotta go, Mom. I love you. |
00:36:11 |
Yeah. Love you. See you tomorrow, then. |
00:36:14 |
Okay. See you tomorrow. |
00:36:17 |
Bye-bye. |
00:36:22 |
How's Anderson? |
00:36:23 |
Fine, I guess. |
00:36:27 |
He's coming over tomorrow. |
00:36:30 |
What's he doing tomorrow? |
00:36:33 |
Coming. |
00:36:36 |
He's what? |
00:36:41 |
Coming. |
00:36:47 |
I can give you what you want |
00:36:51 |
I can make |
00:36:52 |
I'm scared. |
00:36:55 |
Give me that, little girl. |
00:36:57 |
I'm just a little girl. I'm a little girl. |
00:37:07 |
- Anderson? |
00:37:11 |
I can be the sauce |
00:37:15 |
I can spell |
00:37:19 |
Chocolate flavored |
00:37:22 |
Covering your |
00:37:26 |
Let me give you |
00:37:30 |
I can make your mouth |
00:37:34 |
Drink me like a liquor, |
00:37:38 |
Show me |
00:37:45 |
- Anderson? Anderson? |
00:37:50 |
Okay. |
00:37:52 |
Listen. Listen, Katie. |
00:37:57 |
But I just... |
00:38:00 |
I can't. I can't, |
00:38:04 |
And... |
00:38:06 |
"I think you're really neat"? God. |
00:38:14 |
What you want |
00:38:22 |
What you want |
00:38:28 |
What you want |
00:38:30 |
Oh, God! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry. |
00:38:33 |
No, Anderson. It's okay. |
00:38:35 |
Turn around. |
00:38:44 |
So what did your mom say? |
00:38:46 |
Oh, yeah. Well, she... |
00:38:49 |
I was thinking that we could go over there |
00:38:54 |
Get married? |
00:38:56 |
If you want to put a label on it. |
00:38:59 |
Great, 'cause I told my mom |
00:39:02 |
Great. That's great. |
00:39:05 |
I was thinking we could take a bus over |
00:39:08 |
- I like buses. |
00:39:17 |
Minty. |
00:39:19 |
Well, that's toothpaste for you. |
00:39:26 |
Oh, God! |
00:39:28 |
- It's in my eye! It hurts! |
00:39:31 |
It's really burning. |
00:39:32 |
Did you wanna go in... |
00:39:34 |
- Where? |
00:39:38 |
Maybe I should go out |
00:39:41 |
No. I'm fine. |
00:39:42 |
Yeah, but maybe I should go, you know, |
00:39:45 |
get some saline |
00:39:47 |
No, really. |
00:39:50 |
I'll go get some saline. |
00:39:54 |
- Okay. Okay. Okay. |
00:39:58 |
I think she wants to have sex with me. |
00:40:00 |
I'm gonna call 911. |
00:40:02 |
I'm so embarrassed. |
00:40:06 |
- Maybe you just came on a little strong. |
00:40:09 |
A couple hours ago, she was moving in. |
00:40:12 |
All your problems were solved, |
00:40:13 |
rainbows were shooting out of your ass. |
00:40:16 |
Nothing. Nothing. She's great. She's great. |
00:40:19 |
What? |
00:40:20 |
- What would Vanessa say? Huh? |
00:40:23 |
I was just trying to be spontaneous, |
00:40:26 |
He probably thinks I'm such a freak. |
00:40:28 |
No. Trust me. You're not a freak. |
00:40:31 |
Hold on. Help. Help. Help me. |
00:40:36 |
I've got to go. He's here. |
00:40:40 |
- Hi. |
00:40:43 |
They were out of saline, |
00:40:46 |
and some zit cream. |
00:40:49 |
So you can do with that what you please. |
00:40:54 |
How's your head? |
00:40:55 |
- Oh, sorry. |
00:41:02 |
My eye is fine. |
00:41:04 |
Right. How's your eye? |
00:41:08 |
- It's fine. |
00:41:33 |
Wow. |
00:41:35 |
- Wowee. |
00:41:40 |
Doowee wowie booby. |
00:41:46 |
Well, I think we better get to bed. |
00:41:51 |
Not... I mean, not that kind of bed. |
00:41:54 |
I mean... I mean, like, |
00:41:57 |
'Cause... |
00:41:59 |
'Cause I... You know. |
00:42:02 |
Well, if we have |
00:42:03 |
I think one of us might actually die. So... |
00:42:33 |
So the weekend |
00:42:36 |
- I'm sorry. Sorry. |
00:42:38 |
- Go back to sleep. I'm sorry. |
00:42:42 |
Sunday afternoon's |
00:42:49 |
She was just lying there |
00:42:53 |
Sleeping softly in a chair |
00:43:01 |
Are you almost ready? |
00:43:03 |
I told Mom we'd be there in, |
00:43:05 |
She's gonna love you! |
00:43:10 |
Fourth word! |
00:43:14 |
You're holding hands. |
00:43:17 |
You're with friends. You're skip... |
00:43:19 |
Wizard of Oz! The Wizard of Oz! |
00:43:25 |
Diving? The Greg Louganis Story? |
00:43:32 |
Flashdance! |
00:43:36 |
Airplane! |
00:43:40 |
Him? |
00:43:41 |
Her? When a Man Loves a Woman! |
00:43:43 |
Sound of Music! |
00:43:44 |
Philadelphia! |
00:43:46 |
Deep Throat! Deep Throat! |
00:43:48 |
Oh, sorry. |
00:43:50 |
Okay. You know what? |
00:43:52 |
We give up. Why don't you just tell us? |
00:43:55 |
- That was The Apple Dumpling Gang. |
00:44:03 |
It's not an easy one. So... |
00:44:07 |
It was really good. |
00:44:08 |
Thanks. Thanks. Thank you. |
00:44:11 |
- You're so good. Yeah. It was hard. |
00:44:14 |
- I thought it made sense. |
00:44:16 |
- It was a tough one, so... |
00:44:18 |
And then a few years ago, |
00:44:24 |
What if there was a line of stuffed animals |
00:44:30 |
And that's when the Jewnicorn was born. |
00:44:35 |
Listen. |
00:44:48 |
Well, Anderson, what do you think? |
00:44:52 |
Wow. |
00:44:55 |
Wow. |
00:44:58 |
I think it's very... |
00:45:05 |
Specific. |
00:45:09 |
In a good way, of course. |
00:45:11 |
So, Anderson, what is it you do? |
00:45:14 |
Oh, Anderson's |
00:45:16 |
- Oh, he's between jobs? |
00:45:18 |
I see. |
00:45:19 |
You know, maybe you'd like |
00:45:22 |
and see where Stuart makes |
00:45:26 |
- Mom, no. Why? |
00:45:28 |
Oh, I think he'd be interested. |
00:45:29 |
Especially if you like googly eyes. |
00:45:32 |
- As a matter of fact, I do like googly eyes. |
00:45:34 |
That does it. Follow me, young man. |
00:45:37 |
Santa's not the only one with a workshop. |
00:45:40 |
- Wow. |
00:45:51 |
- What is this? |
00:00:05 |
Kind of like you, right, Anderson? |
00:00:15 |
William. |
00:00:17 |
I thought you two should speak. |
00:00:22 |
I've been here this whole time. |
00:00:25 |
I mean, what do you even see |
00:00:27 |
He doesn't even know |
00:00:30 |
Apple. Dump. Ling. Gang. |
00:00:34 |
That's The Apple Dumpling Gang, okay? |
00:00:36 |
That's the motherfucking |
00:00:41 |
William, you are really, |
00:00:45 |
and nobody can ever take that |
00:00:49 |
I had a whole life planned for us. |
00:00:51 |
You know, a big house, three kids, |
00:00:57 |
I know. |
00:00:58 |
Conner, Tanner and Ashley. I'm sorry. |
00:01:01 |
I'm not gay. |
00:01:03 |
What? |
00:01:05 |
What? |
00:01:09 |
- I think you should go. |
00:01:12 |
Okay. I'll go. |
00:01:14 |
But this ball isn't over, Cinderella. |
00:01:17 |
'Cause, oh... |
00:01:20 |
Oh, I'm still dancing. |
00:01:24 |
Do you hear me? I'm still dancing! |
00:01:28 |
I'm still dancing. Who's still dancing? |
00:01:32 |
Did you hear that? |
00:01:56 |
Got it. |
00:02:07 |
We should get going, 'cause |
00:02:12 |
- I'll grab our jackets. |
00:02:13 |
Okay, well, this has been fun. |
00:02:27 |
I think they really liked you. |
00:02:30 |
Especially my mom. My mom loved you. |
00:02:34 |
- Really? |
00:02:37 |
'Cause I got the impression |
00:02:41 |
Why would you say that? |
00:02:42 |
When you were in the bathroom, |
00:02:52 |
I thought you were great. |
00:02:55 |
Really? |
00:02:56 |
Yeah, really. |
00:03:02 |
Well, I think you're pretty great, too. |
00:03:09 |
- Sorry. |
00:03:13 |
Okay. Thanks. |
00:03:18 |
- Thank you. |
00:03:23 |
May I? |
00:03:38 |
Wow. |
00:03:41 |
Anderson, you have to feel this. |
00:03:45 |
Okay. |
00:03:48 |
Wow. I think I felt a kick. |
00:03:56 |
Wow. |
00:04:00 |
- When are you due? |
00:04:03 |
This is my stop. |
00:04:07 |
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me. |
00:04:11 |
Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. |
00:04:17 |
- I feel terrible. |
00:04:19 |
- Oh, my God. |
00:04:46 |
Anderson! |
00:04:48 |
Hey, there, skipper! Hey! |
00:04:51 |
Who's the good-looking potato? |
00:04:53 |
Mom, Dad, I want you to meet Katie, my... |
00:04:56 |
- Fiancee. |
00:04:58 |
Fiancee? |
00:05:00 |
Well... |
00:05:03 |
- Well... |
00:05:06 |
Hot dog! Hot dog, I say! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! |
00:05:12 |
I think Monitor approves, too. |
00:05:16 |
The dog! |
00:05:37 |
Should we go inside? |
00:05:47 |
I've got to hand it to you, skipper. |
00:05:52 |
Yeah. I guess you think |
00:05:54 |
Why should I think that? |
00:05:57 |
Because I just met Katie, |
00:06:00 |
You've got your whole lives |
00:06:03 |
- What if I don't like what I get to know? |
00:06:08 |
I remember just before I got married, |
00:06:12 |
had a little conversation |
00:06:16 |
I tell you, |
00:06:17 |
when he told me what he told me, |
00:06:20 |
Yeah. |
00:06:21 |
I think I pretty much know everything |
00:06:24 |
Oh, of course you do. Of course you do. |
00:06:27 |
About time |
00:06:30 |
So I guess I don't have to tell you |
00:06:37 |
I've had this cock ring since my Navy days. |
00:06:41 |
I got it from a $3 whore in Shanghai. |
00:06:45 |
Wow, that's a really nice... |
00:06:52 |
It's a nice ring. |
00:06:54 |
- Cock ring, Son. |
00:06:56 |
Yeah. I don't know what it is, |
00:06:59 |
ever since I left the service |
00:07:02 |
with firing my torpedoes too soon. |
00:07:06 |
If you take my meaning. |
00:07:08 |
I think I do, Dad. |
00:07:09 |
- Premature ejaculation. |
00:07:12 |
- Son. |
00:07:16 |
I want you to have it. |
00:07:19 |
I want you to have my cock ring. |
00:07:27 |
I don't know what to say. |
00:07:38 |
Knock, knock. |
00:07:40 |
I'm sorry, Smitty. |
00:08:11 |
Dinner was terrific, Mrs. Wells. |
00:08:13 |
Oh, no, I won't have any of that. |
00:08:17 |
I'd like you to call me Mommy. |
00:08:22 |
Okay. |
00:08:24 |
I suppose Anderson told you |
00:08:27 |
Oh. No. Yeah. I mean, he did. |
00:08:31 |
Mommy. |
00:08:34 |
He really loved her. I suppose we all did. |
00:08:39 |
I thought of that girl as one of my own. |
00:08:43 |
Why did they break up? |
00:08:45 |
Break up? |
00:08:52 |
She died, poor little thing. |
00:08:55 |
Her heart just gave out |
00:08:59 |
Oh, my God! |
00:09:01 |
Some folks around here blame Anderson, |
00:09:05 |
I know I do. |
00:09:08 |
When she went, |
00:09:11 |
There were nights I thought about |
00:09:14 |
in my mouth and pulling the trigger, |
00:09:18 |
Mrs. Wells, I'm not trying |
00:09:21 |
Don't you say her name. |
00:09:24 |
I will cut you. |
00:09:27 |
We're home, Mother. |
00:09:30 |
We're just having a little girl talk, Daddy. |
00:09:35 |
Oh, how was your walk, sweetheart? |
00:09:37 |
- Very nice. |
00:09:41 |
I don't know what you said to my mom, |
00:09:45 |
She loved you. |
00:09:47 |
And believe me, my mom's not always |
00:09:50 |
- Really? |
00:09:55 |
Don't you have anything |
00:09:59 |
Yeah. |
00:10:02 |
Yeah, there is. |
00:10:08 |
You look really nice tonight. |
00:10:12 |
You're a real jerk. |
00:10:17 |
Are we about to have our first fight? |
00:10:19 |
'Cause if we are, you think we can finish it |
00:10:21 |
before we get to your friend's house? |
00:10:25 |
Or it could wait. |
00:10:27 |
I just don't understand. |
00:10:29 |
Why didn't you tell me about Vanessa |
00:10:32 |
- Who's Vanessa? |
00:10:34 |
- His fiancee. |
00:10:37 |
She died. |
00:10:39 |
Did you kill her? |
00:10:40 |
No. |
00:10:42 |
That's not what your mother says. |
00:10:44 |
Look, I was gonna tell you. |
00:10:47 |
But what? |
00:10:57 |
You're in love with a dead girl! |
00:10:59 |
- You freak! |
00:11:02 |
Freak? I'm the freak? I'm the freak? |
00:11:04 |
What kind of person |
00:11:06 |
from a complete stranger? Freak! |
00:11:08 |
Well, what kind of a person asks? Freak! |
00:11:11 |
- Stop calling me freak! |
00:11:13 |
Okay. Okay. |
00:11:16 |
just leave her out of it. |
00:11:18 |
Her? Her? You can't even say her name! |
00:11:22 |
It's Vanessa, you asshole! |
00:11:24 |
And she's dead! Dead, dead, dead! |
00:11:35 |
Wow. That was harsh, harsh, harsh. |
00:11:53 |
Wouldn't be the first time |
00:12:01 |
Wouldn't even care |
00:12:12 |
It comes as no surprise |
00:12:18 |
Just leave the light on |
00:12:29 |
What I wouldn't give |
00:12:39 |
Sun is going down |
00:12:41 |
The bed that breaks the fall |
00:12:50 |
Cradle and the bough |
00:12:55 |
So you can take comfort now |
00:13:05 |
You can take comfort now |
00:13:18 |
Hey. |
00:13:19 |
Hey. |
00:13:21 |
We split up to look for you. |
00:13:37 |
You know, when I was a kid, |
00:13:41 |
You're kidding? |
00:13:43 |
Nope. It's the truth. I don't know why. |
00:13:48 |
Perhaps 'cause I was into |
00:13:50 |
Acrobats, strongmen, makeup, |
00:13:54 |
Right. That sort of thing. |
00:13:56 |
But I didn't let it bother me, you know, |
00:13:59 |
The circus? |
00:14:07 |
You know, the circus is a lot like love. |
00:14:11 |
Oh? How so? |
00:14:12 |
Well, if it's a good one, |
00:14:18 |
and terrifying and magical, |
00:14:26 |
And you wouldn't give up on the circus |
00:14:28 |
once in a while a girl falls off |
00:14:35 |
Oh, dead girls. |
00:14:39 |
Sensitive subject. I'm sorry. |
00:14:49 |
Morning. |
00:14:58 |
"Prison escape. " Honey? |
00:15:11 |
No, thanks. |
00:15:15 |
I thought that maybe |
00:15:17 |
Oh. |
00:15:19 |
Stuart? |
00:15:21 |
Stuart? |
00:15:24 |
Hiya, Little Bear. |
00:15:26 |
What the hell are you doing here? |
00:15:29 |
- Ducky. |
00:15:33 |
You think I would miss walking |
00:15:37 |
- Where is she? |
00:15:39 |
Hey! You shut up, all right, pal? |
00:15:42 |
Did she say where she was going? |
00:15:46 |
No! I don't know. No. No! |
00:15:59 |
Hey. |
00:16:03 |
Hey! Hey! |
00:16:05 |
This is all your fault. |
00:16:08 |
Lois, please, you're getting... |
00:16:09 |
Emotional? |
00:16:11 |
You're right. I'm getting good |
00:16:13 |
And what the hell are you going to do |
00:16:16 |
- Easy, Little Bear. Easy. |
00:16:19 |
Easy, Lois. Now, come on. |
00:16:24 |
All right. Let me go get dressed, Big Bear. |
00:16:27 |
Let me help, Little Bear. |
00:16:43 |
Hey! What's that? |
00:16:45 |
Nothing. |
00:16:56 |
Take care, Matador. |
00:17:05 |
- Hey. |
00:17:09 |
Right. |
00:17:15 |
I just need to pack up my shit |
00:17:35 |
Can I get a taxi, please? |
00:17:37 |
What is the address? |
00:17:39 |
- 6 New Lane. |
00:17:41 |
- Apartment... Don't go. |
00:17:48 |
I like you and I don't want you to go. |
00:17:51 |
Hello? |
00:17:52 |
Hold on. What did you say? |
00:17:54 |
I like you and I don't want you to go. |
00:17:57 |
You don't like me. |
00:17:58 |
- Don't tell me who I like. Screw you! |
00:18:01 |
- Screw you! |
00:18:03 |
God, you're impossible! |
00:18:09 |
You don't even warn a guy |
00:18:10 |
when he's about to step in dog shit. |
00:18:12 |
Ever since I met you, |
00:18:14 |
Even more of a wreck than usual. |
00:18:17 |
Yeah? Well, you're a liar! |
00:18:21 |
And you could never have made it |
00:18:24 |
It is so cutthroat and so competitive. |
00:18:28 |
And ever since I met you, |
00:18:32 |
And I like you, too! |
00:18:34 |
- Okay. |
00:18:38 |
Okay. |
00:18:40 |
Okay. So we like each other. |
00:18:44 |
Now what? |
00:18:48 |
Let's go. |
00:18:50 |
- Really? Where? |
00:18:52 |
- Where are we going? |
00:18:56 |
- Please? |
00:18:57 |
- Please? |
00:18:58 |
- Please? |
00:19:00 |
Doesn't one of them have a car? |
00:19:01 |
No, not one that will make it. |
00:19:11 |
No, I'm not doing this. |
00:19:13 |
You hate your job. |
00:19:15 |
Yeah, but that and my thumbs |
00:19:17 |
separating me from the animals. |
00:19:20 |
Besides, I could get arrested. |
00:19:22 |
I am not doing this, |
00:19:25 |
And there's nothing you can say |
00:19:30 |
Hey. |
00:19:31 |
Taking a test drive, Hal. |
00:19:46 |
May I drive? |
00:19:49 |
No. |
00:19:52 |
Okay. |
00:19:53 |
Love is a game |
00:19:57 |
Don't go wishing |
00:20:00 |
Come on now |
00:20:02 |
The race ain't run |
00:20:06 |
Love is a game |
00:20:08 |
Games can be fun |
00:20:12 |
Love is a game |
00:20:16 |
Walking along |
00:20:18 |
Come on now |
00:20:21 |
Take a run at the sun |
00:20:24 |
We're taking the car, honey! |
00:20:51 |
Do you know |
00:20:53 |
Only one place she would go. |
00:20:56 |
Come on now |
00:20:58 |
The deal ain't done |
00:21:03 |
Love is a game |
00:21:05 |
Games can be fun |
00:21:09 |
Pretty soon you'll find |
00:21:12 |
Hoppin' skippin'and jumpin' |
00:21:16 |
Turning somersaults |
00:21:18 |
With that heart |
00:21:22 |
Love is a game |
00:21:25 |
Don't go wishing |
00:21:27 |
Come on now |
00:21:30 |
The song ain't sung |
00:21:33 |
Love is a game |
00:21:36 |
Games can be fun |
00:21:39 |
Love is a game |
00:21:42 |
Games should be fun |
00:21:46 |
Love is a game |
00:21:48 |
Games can be fun |
00:21:56 |
- Hey. What do you think? |
00:22:00 |
Hey, so what's their deal? |
00:22:02 |
Like, weirdo and weirdette? |
00:22:04 |
No. No. They're just roomies. |
00:22:07 |
What about you and Anderson? |
00:22:09 |
Oh, yeah. We make out once in a while. |
00:22:13 |
Hey, no, we've been friends |
00:22:15 |
We entered a talent show together |
00:22:21 |
Well, you guys must be pretty close |
00:22:25 |
We did not steal a car. |
00:22:30 |
Hey, can I ask you a question? |
00:22:32 |
Sure. |
00:22:34 |
You know, he's had it pretty tough |
00:22:42 |
Ted, I'm not gonna hurt him. |
00:22:47 |
Yeah, 'cause he's an idiot, you know? |
00:22:49 |
But he's my best friend. |
00:22:52 |
Someone's gotta watch his back. |
00:22:59 |
Hey! |
00:23:01 |
Hey. |
00:23:03 |
- Hello. |
00:23:06 |
That's all you have to say to me, "Hello"? |
00:23:09 |
Hello, stranger? |
00:23:10 |
I won't be such a stranger when I detach |
00:23:15 |
Pardon? |
00:23:23 |
You ruined my life! |
00:23:24 |
Please tell me who you are! |
00:23:26 |
"Please tell me who you are. " |
00:23:31 |
William! |
00:23:33 |
William! What are you doing? |
00:23:34 |
Exacting my vengeance! |
00:23:39 |
Again, Katie, would you like |
00:23:44 |
Anderson, this is William, my... |
00:23:46 |
Wife! Wife! I'm her wife! |
00:23:47 |
I mean, she's my wife! To be! |
00:23:52 |
What? |
00:23:53 |
You didn't tell him? |
00:23:56 |
I asked her to marry me three days ago. |
00:23:58 |
I never said yes. |
00:24:00 |
You accepted a balloon bouquet from me! |
00:24:01 |
In a court of law, |
00:24:03 |
- I don't think that's true. |
00:24:08 |
Oh, no. There's no problem here, Officer. |
00:24:10 |
This is him. |
00:24:11 |
And he said he was just going |
00:24:15 |
Excuse me. |
00:24:28 |
You folks move along now, all right? |
00:24:30 |
Okay, Officer. Thanks. |
00:24:43 |
Oh, my. |
00:24:48 |
This could be really bad. |
00:24:52 |
Hi, Mom? Guess where I am. |
00:25:01 |
Oh, my word. |
00:25:03 |
What is it, Mother? |
00:25:04 |
Anderson's in trouble. |
00:25:10 |
All right, you two, |
00:25:14 |
Haven't we taught that boy values? |
00:25:16 |
There's lemonade in the fridge. |
00:25:26 |
Welcome to Tuxedo Depot. |
00:25:29 |
How can I help you reach |
00:25:31 |
You can help me by shutting up, Bill. |
00:25:36 |
We don't want your money. |
00:25:46 |
What do you think? |
00:25:48 |
I think you look great. |
00:25:50 |
- Yeah, he looks great. |
00:25:54 |
Pizza. Gotcha. |
00:25:56 |
Pizza, you're under arrest. |
00:26:21 |
So, |
00:26:23 |
Katie tells me, you know, |
00:26:27 |
Freak? |
00:26:30 |
Yeah, I think that's the word she used. |
00:26:33 |
Yeah, I guess there aren't a lot of girls |
00:26:36 |
learning how to breathe fire. |
00:26:39 |
No. |
00:26:41 |
How do you breathe fire? |
00:26:45 |
Well, it's like the old saying, |
00:26:54 |
And then, of course, |
00:26:57 |
'cause you can collapse a lung. |
00:27:02 |
All units. All units. |
00:27:06 |
Damn it. |
00:27:07 |
All right, |
00:27:09 |
Nobody say nothing, |
00:27:11 |
Thank you. You've been very nice. |
00:27:16 |
Freeze! |
00:27:40 |
You've had a tough couple of days, huh? |
00:27:45 |
Aside from being hit by a car |
00:27:49 |
hasn't been too bad. |
00:27:51 |
I'm sorry about William. |
00:27:55 |
You know, it's funny you say that, |
00:27:59 |
as he was kicking me in the face, |
00:28:03 |
I'll shut up. |
00:28:06 |
You know, I just think |
00:28:09 |
maybe the world is trying |
00:28:13 |
Well, like what? |
00:28:16 |
Like, maybe you can't look across |
00:28:19 |
find the person you're supposed |
00:28:23 |
Hey. |
00:28:25 |
And what are those handcuffs... |
00:28:26 |
Not my problem. Tell it to the judge. |
00:28:28 |
Hey, put them in the front. |
00:28:30 |
I demand to be Mirandized. |
00:28:32 |
- Oh, my God! |
00:28:34 |
- Mom? |
00:28:35 |
- Baby Bear! |
00:28:37 |
Anderson, this is my dad! |
00:28:40 |
Hi. Hi. Nice to meet you. |
00:28:44 |
Excuse the jewelry. |
00:28:45 |
- What are you doing here? |
00:28:48 |
- Allegedly. |
00:28:49 |
All of you, pipe down! |
00:28:52 |
This guy's fugitive ass |
00:28:55 |
I'm sorry, your dad's a fugitive? |
00:28:56 |
Yep. |
00:28:58 |
Okay. All right. Come on, let's go. |
00:28:59 |
- Come to me, baby. |
00:29:03 |
So good to see you. |
00:29:05 |
Mom. Dad. |
00:29:06 |
Oh, my God! |
00:29:08 |
Who the hot springs are you people? |
00:29:10 |
We're his parents. |
00:29:13 |
- Hey. |
00:29:16 |
Hi, Mommy? |
00:29:18 |
Mom, Dad, these are Katie's parents. |
00:29:22 |
Why are Katie's parents in the hoosegow? |
00:29:25 |
Yeah. Mom? |
00:29:27 |
He kidnapped me. |
00:29:28 |
He kidnapped me from my Stuart. |
00:29:31 |
What are you talking about? |
00:29:35 |
Mom, Dad, stop! |
00:29:37 |
Back me up. No, no! |
00:29:45 |
All right, freeze! |
00:29:47 |
You freeze! |
00:29:49 |
Mom! |
00:29:50 |
No. You drop that gun! You drop that gun! |
00:29:52 |
Put down the piece. I will blow you away. |
00:29:54 |
I will seriously wound this jackass! |
00:29:56 |
I will violate your bodily organs |
00:29:58 |
I am Little Bear, protecting her brood! |
00:30:01 |
- Put that down! Put down the gun, now! |
00:30:03 |
To preserve the rule of law, |
00:30:08 |
What? |
00:30:11 |
- Mom? |
00:30:13 |
Drop it! |
00:30:14 |
This is not police procedure! |
00:30:15 |
- She startled me. |
00:30:17 |
Give me the keys. |
00:30:18 |
Give me those keys right now |
00:30:22 |
Sweetheart, get your jacket. |
00:30:24 |
Go! Go! Come on! Come on! |
00:30:27 |
The keys! The keys! |
00:30:29 |
We're not going anywhere! |
00:30:32 |
My son is not going |
00:30:35 |
Will you get a load of this one? |
00:30:38 |
You snobby bitch. |
00:30:39 |
Lady, I have half a mind |
00:30:42 |
- What? |
00:30:52 |
Katie? |
00:30:55 |
Katie, what are you doing? |
00:30:58 |
I don't know. |
00:31:00 |
These past few days, I haven't really |
00:31:06 |
But what I'm realizing is |
00:31:10 |
which, by the way, is pretty cool. |
00:31:14 |
What I'm realizing is that I don't care, |
00:31:19 |
as long as I can keep doing it |
00:31:23 |
Because I think you can. |
00:31:25 |
I think you can look across |
00:31:28 |
and fall in love with a grubby stranger. |
00:31:31 |
And I think love can be instantaneous |
00:31:39 |
So, Anderson, |
00:31:45 |
Will you marry me? |
00:31:47 |
- Yes. |
00:31:49 |
- Yes. |
00:31:51 |
- Yes. |
00:31:53 |
Yes. Yes. |
00:31:57 |
Yes! |
00:32:11 |
Gotta go! |
00:32:13 |
Let's go! Come on! |
00:32:15 |
Take the van. The keys are on the hook. |
00:32:17 |
- Take the van. |
00:32:22 |
You go, girl! |
00:32:25 |
Bye! |
00:32:29 |
Don't stop believing! |
00:32:31 |
Believe, you gotta believe |
00:32:35 |
Oh, you gotta believe |
00:32:38 |
Got to believe |
00:32:47 |
Yeah, yeah, got to believe |
00:33:00 |
How do you feel? Nervous? |
00:33:02 |
No. I feel good. |
00:33:09 |
So let me ask you, when you met this guy, |
00:33:17 |
Yeah. I guess I did. |
00:33:22 |
- I love you, Daddy. |
00:33:27 |
Look at me, crying like a jailhouse bitch. |
00:33:34 |
Stop it. |
00:33:47 |
Take care of my baby girl. |
00:33:48 |
I will. |
00:33:54 |
'Cause if you don't, |
00:34:01 |
Thank you. |
00:34:06 |
My name is Doctor Favreau, |
00:34:10 |
and on behalf of my family, |
00:34:12 |
I'd like to welcome you all |
00:34:17 |
A couple who marries here, |
00:34:22 |
that's a marriage that's gonna last for life. |
00:34:26 |
And we never forget a face. |
00:34:31 |
Big Bear. |
00:34:34 |
Now, on to the business at hand. |
00:34:37 |
Anderson, do you take this woman |
00:34:52 |
Do you? |
00:34:55 |
Anderson? |
00:35:03 |
Sorry. I don't. |
00:35:05 |
Vanessa, when I met you, |
00:35:08 |
And you are. I mean... I mean, look at you. |
00:35:14 |
But then I met Katie, |
00:35:21 |
I'm sorry. Are you... You're heartbroken. |
00:35:26 |
Anderson, I want you to meet somebody. |
00:35:29 |
You remember Morty, right? |
00:35:31 |
"Shooter, shooter. We got a shooter. " |
00:35:33 |
He killed himself after I died. |
00:35:38 |
I couldn't live without her, dude. |
00:35:40 |
I know, we just met. But she's the one. |
00:35:43 |
Know what I mean? |
00:35:45 |
Yeah, I think I do. |
00:35:48 |
Listen, babe, we gotta blow. |
00:35:54 |
Bye. |
00:36:02 |
Do you want to get back |
00:36:12 |
I do. |
00:36:16 |
Son, you've got to wait |
00:36:22 |
Son? |
00:36:27 |
I do. I do. I do. |
00:36:30 |
You got a ring? Because if you don't, |
00:36:33 |
in the gift shop for $19.95. |
00:36:35 |
No. No, no, no. I have a ring. |
00:36:43 |
I have another ring. |
00:36:47 |
Remember this? |
00:37:03 |
By the power vested in me, |
00:37:13 |
Everybody's gonna love today |
00:37:15 |
Gonna love today |
00:37:17 |
Everybody's gonna love today |
00:37:18 |
Gonna love today |
00:37:20 |
Anyway you want to |
00:37:21 |
Anyway you've got to |
00:37:24 |
Love, love me |
00:37:25 |
Love, love me |
00:37:27 |
Love, love me |
00:37:29 |
Love, love me |
00:37:31 |
All right, freeze! |
00:37:33 |
I LoJacked your ass. |
00:37:34 |
That's him right there! |
00:37:36 |
- Arrest him! |
00:37:38 |
That is my ear, my friend. |
00:37:40 |
Sorry. |
00:37:41 |
How would you like it if I did that to you? |
00:37:43 |
- I said I'm sorry. |
00:37:47 |
On a personal note, |
00:37:50 |
I understand we have |
00:37:52 |
Yes. Yes, sir. That's... |
00:37:56 |
I'd like to offer the congratulations |
00:38:01 |
- Thank you very much. Thank you. |
00:38:02 |
- It is. |
00:38:09 |
We didn't know |
00:38:11 |
Oh, wow. |
00:38:12 |
It's a blender. |
00:38:17 |
William? |
00:38:19 |
I realized something today, Katie. |
00:38:21 |
No matter how hard you try |
00:38:24 |
life has a plan for you all its own. |
00:38:29 |
Good luck. |
00:38:30 |
- Thank you, guys. |
00:38:33 |
Why is he hugging the cop? |
00:38:36 |
Okay, guys, now. |
00:38:37 |
- Very nice. |
00:38:40 |
All right. |
00:38:44 |
On a professional note, |
00:38:48 |
Right. Just... |
00:38:50 |
Considering we might not all be |
00:38:53 |
Katie and I were hoping to get a picture |
00:38:57 |
- What a great idea. |
00:38:59 |
- You want me to do it? |
00:39:01 |
- All right. |
00:39:03 |
Hey! You know, you are walking |
00:39:07 |
You are on very thin ice! |
00:39:12 |
Let me see it. |
00:39:13 |
Don't forget to push the button |
00:39:15 |
Get in here, you guys. |
00:39:20 |
Could you |
00:39:22 |
One, |
00:39:24 |
two, |
00:39:25 |
three. |
00:39:27 |
I love love |
00:39:31 |
I don't care |
00:39:34 |
Take these tattered boxes |
00:39:38 |
Break them down |
00:39:52 |
We swore we'd never |
00:39:54 |
Pictures only prove |
00:40:05 |
Well well well |
00:40:07 |
If fingertips |
00:40:18 |
Don't use this one |
00:40:21 |
Just sing sing |
00:40:25 |
I love love |
00:40:37 |
We'll take our chances |
00:40:39 |
We'll last a month |
00:41:03 |
You're dressed |
00:41:05 |
You don't need him |
00:41:06 |
You need to be seen |
00:41:18 |
I don't care |
00:41:29 |
To be the new statistic |
00:41:32 |
How I love |
00:41:33 |
How I love |
00:41:36 |
How I love being in love |
00:41:53 |
All you did |
00:41:56 |
You're dead to me |
00:41:58 |
You're a memory |
00:42:01 |
Well well well |
00:42:02 |
If fingertips are |
00:42:07 |
Maybe I could use a break |
00:42:11 |
She smiles |
00:42:12 |
She points at me, she says |
00:42:16 |
So just sing |
00:42:20 |
I love love |
00:42:24 |
I don't care |
00:42:28 |
I love love |
00:42:32 |
I don't care |
00:42:35 |
These pills are fine |
00:42:37 |
Till I find my new drug |
00:42:40 |
We'll take our chances |
00:42:42 |
We'll rise above |
00:42:44 |
We'll last until the end |
00:42:46 |
I love how, I love how |
00:42:53 |
Just me and my puppy |
00:42:56 |
Together we're |
00:43:00 |
And the bitter world |
00:43:04 |
No, I'm looking on |
00:43:09 |
It's just me and my honey |
00:43:13 |
Together we are |
00:43:17 |
And the bitter world |
00:43:21 |
No, I'm looking on |
00:43:26 |
And nothing will be |
00:43:33 |
Within me |
00:43:35 |
Resistance from me |
00:43:37 |
Nothing can last |
00:43:38 |
How can I pass |
00:43:41 |
On love and understanding |
00:43:45 |
Oh oh oh oh |
00:43:48 |
It's just me and my guitar |
00:43:51 |
Together we'll go |
00:43:55 |
And the bitter world |
00:43:59 |
No, I'm looking on |
00:44:21 |
Here we go now |
00:44:37 |
And nothing will be |
00:44:44 |
Within me |
00:44:45 |
A resistance from me |
00:44:48 |
Nothing can last |
00:44:50 |
How can I pass |
00:44:52 |
On love and understanding |
00:44:56 |
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh |
00:44:59 |
It's just me |
00:45:02 |
Together we will |
00:45:06 |
And the bitter world |
00:45:10 |
No, I'm looking on |
00:45:14 |
I'm looking on |
00:45:17 |
I'm looking on |