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The Princess Bride
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(BOY COUGHING) |
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(TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME |
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(ELECTRONIC BEEPING) |
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Hi, honey. |
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Hi, Mom. |
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You feeling any better? |
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A little bit. |
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Guess what? |
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What? |
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Your grandfather's here. |
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Mom, can't you tell him |
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You're sick? |
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That's why he's here. |
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He'll pinch my cheek. |
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I hate that. |
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Maybe he won't. |
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Hey, how is the sickie? Huh? |
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I think I'll leave |
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I brought you |
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What is it? |
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Open it up. |
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A book? |
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That's right. |
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When I was your age, |
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And this is |
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It was the book |
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and I used to read it |
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And today, |
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Has it got |
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Are you kidding? |
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Fencing, fighting, |
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giants, monsters, |
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true love, miracles. |
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Doesn't sound too bad. |
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Well, thank you very much. |
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Your vote of confidence |
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All right. |
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"The Princess Bride, |
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"by S. Morgenstern. |
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"Chapter one. |
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"Buttercup was raised |
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"Her favorite pastimes |
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"and tormenting the farm boy |
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"His name was Westley, |
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Isn't that |
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GRANDSON: |
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"Nothing gave Buttercup |
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Farm Boy, |
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I want to see my face |
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As you wish. |
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GRANDFATHER: "'As you wish' |
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Farm Boy, |
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Please? |
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As you wish. |
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"That day, |
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"that when he was saying, |
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"what he meant was, |
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"And even more amazing |
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Farm Boy, |
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fetch me that pitcher. |
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As you wish. |
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GRANDSON: Hold it. Hold it. |
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What is this? |
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Where's the sports? |
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Is this a kissing book? |
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Wait. Just wait. |
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When does it get good? |
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Keep your shirt on. |
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"Westley had no money |
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"so he packed |
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"to seek his fortune |
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"It was a very emotional time |
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GRANDSON: |
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I fear I'll never |
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Of course you will. |
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But what if something |
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Hear this now. |
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I will always come for you. |
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But how can you be sure? |
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This is true love. |
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Do you think this happens |
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GRANDFATHER: |
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"His ship was attacked |
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"who never |
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"When Buttercup got the news |
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GRANDSON: |
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"...she went into her room |
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"And for days, |
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I will never love again. |
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(SHEEP BLEATING) |
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"Five years later, |
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"to hear the announcement |
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My people, |
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our country will have |
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On that sundown, |
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who was once |
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But perhaps |
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you will not find her common |
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now. |
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Would you like to meet her? |
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ALL: Yes! |
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My people, |
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the Princess Buttercup! |
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(BUGLES PLAYING) |
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GRANDFATHER: |
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"Although the law of the land |
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"to choose his bride, |
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"she did not love him. |
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(BIRDS CHIRPING) |
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"Despite Humperdinck's |
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"the only joy she found |
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(NEIGHING) |
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MAN: A word, my lady? |
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We are but poor, |
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Is there a village nearby? |
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There is nothing nearby, |
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Then there will be no one |
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(GASPS) |
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What is that |
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It is fabric from the uniform |
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Who is Guilder? |
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The country across the sea. |
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The sworn enemy of Florin. |
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Go! Once the horse |
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the fabric will make |
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the Guilderians |
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When he finds her body dead |
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his suspicions will be |
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You never said anything |
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I've hired you |
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It's a prestigious |
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with a long |
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I just don't think it's right |
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Am I going mad |
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or did the word "think" |
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You were not hired |
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I agree with Fezzik. |
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The sot has spoken. |
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What happens to her is not |
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I will kill her. |
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When I found you, |
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And you! |
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Helpless! Hopeless! |
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Do you want me |
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Unemployed? In Greenland? |
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That Vizzini, |
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he can fuss. |
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Fuss. Fuss. |
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I think he like |
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Probably he means no harm. |
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He's really very short |
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You have |
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Yes. Yes. Some other time. |
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VIZZINl: Enough of that! |
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INIGO: Fezzik, |
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FEZZIK: If there are, |
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VIZZINl: No more rhymes now, |
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Anybody want a peanut? |
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(VIZZINI GRUNTING) |
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We'll reach the cliffs |
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Why are you doing that? |
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Are you sure |
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That would be inconceivable. |
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Despite what you think, |
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And when you are, |
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Of all the necks |
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the one you should be |
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Stop doing that! |
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You are sure |
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As I told you, |
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it would be absolutely, |
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No one in Guilder knows |
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and no one in Florin |
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Out of curiosity, |
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No reason. |
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and something is there. |
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What? |
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Probably some local fisherman |
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eel-infested waters. |
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(WATER SPLASHES) |
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What? Go in! Get after her! |
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I don't swim. |
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I only dog paddle. |
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(GRUNTS) |
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Veer left! |
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Left! Left! |
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(SHRIEKING) |
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VIZZINl: Do you know what |
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Those are |
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If you don't believe me, |
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They always grow louder |
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(GASPS) |
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If you swim back now, |
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I doubt you'll get |
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(SHRIEKING) |
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(SCREAMING) |
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She doesn't get eaten |
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What? |
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The eel doesn't get her. |
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I'm explaining to you |
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I wasn't nervous. |
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Maybe I was |
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Because we can stop now |
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No, you could read |
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"Do you know what |
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"Those are |
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We're past that, Grandpa. |
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Oh. Oh, my goodness. |
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I did. I'm sorry. |
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All right. All right. |
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The eel was coming after her. |
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She was frightened. |
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Put her down. |
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I think he's getting closer. |
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He's no concern of ours. |
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I suppose you think |
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Only compared to some. |
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INIGO: Look! |
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I wonder if he is using |
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Whoever he is, |
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The Cliffs of Insanity! |
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Hurry up! Move the thing! |
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And that other thing! |
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Move it! |
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We're safe. Only Fezzik |
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He'll have to |
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(BIRDS CAWING) |
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He's climbing the rope |
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Inconceivable. |
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Faster! |
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FEZZIK: I thought |
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You were supposed |
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You were this great |
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Well, |
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I do not accept excuses. |
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I'm just going to have to |
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Don't say that, Vizzini. |
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Did I make it clear |
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He's got very good arms. |
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He didn't fall? |
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You keep using that word. |
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I do not think it means |
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INIGO: |
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Whoever he is, he's obviously |
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You, carry her. |
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Catch up when he's dead. |
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I'm going to duel him |
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You know |
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It's the only way |
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If I use my right, |
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Oh, have it your way. |
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You be careful. |
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I'm waiting! |
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Hello there! |
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Slow going? |
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Look, I don't mean to be rude, |
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so I'd appreciate it |
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Sorry. |
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I don't suppose |
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If you're in such a hurry, |
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or find something |
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I could do that. |
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But I do not think |
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since I am only waiting around |
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That does put a damper |
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But I promise |
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That's very comforting, |
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I hate waiting. |
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I could give you my word |
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(GRUNTING) No good. |
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Is there any way |
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Nothing comes to mind. |
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I swear on the soul |
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you will reach the top alive. |
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Throw me the rope. |
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Thank you. |
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We'll wait... wait... wait |
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Again, thank you. |
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I do not mean to pry, |
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but you don't by any chance |
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Do you always begin |
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My father was slaughtered |
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He was a great sword maker, |
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When the six-fingered man |
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my father took the job. |
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He slaved a year |
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I've never seen its equal. |
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The six-fingered man |
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but at one-tenth |
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My father refused. |
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Without a word, |
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I loved my father. |
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So, naturally, I challenged |
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I failed. |
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The six-fingered man |
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But he gave me this. |
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How old were you? |
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I was 11 years old. |
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When I was strong enough, |
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I dedicated my life |
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So, the next time we meet, |
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I will go up |
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"Hello. My name |
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"You killed my father. |
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You've done nothing |
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More pursue it |
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You see, |
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It has been 20 years now. |
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I just work for Vizzini |
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There's not a lot of money |
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Well, I certainly hope |
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You're ready then? |
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Whether I am or not, |
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You seem a decent fellow. |
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You seem a decent fellow. |
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Begin. |
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You are using |
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I thought it fitting, |
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Naturally, |
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Naturally. But I find |
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Unless the enemy |
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Which I have! |
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You are wonderful. |
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I've worked hard |
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I admit that you are |
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Then why are you smiling? |
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Because I know something |
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And what is that? |
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I am not left-handed. |
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(GRUNTING) |
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You are amazing. |
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I ought to be, |
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(GRUNTING) There's something |
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Tell me. |
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I'm not left-handed either. |
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Who are you? |
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No one of consequence. |
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I must know. |
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Get used to disappointment. |
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Okay. |
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(GRUNTING) |
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(PANTING) |
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Kill me quickly. |
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I would as soon destroy |
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as an artist like yourself. |
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However, since I can't have |
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(GROANS) |
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Please understand, I hold you |
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Inconceivable! |
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Catch up with us quickly. |
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What do I do? |
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Finish him. |
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Oh, good. My way. |
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Which one's my way? |
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Pick up one of those rocks. |
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In a few minutes, |
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The minute |
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My way's not |
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I did that on purpose. |
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I believe you. |
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So what happens now? |
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We face each other |
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Sportsmanlike. |
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You mean, |
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and we'll try |
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I can kill you now. |
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Frankly, I think the odds |
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It's not my fault |
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I don't even exercise. |
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(GRUNTING) |
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Look, |
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I just want you to feel |
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I hate for people |
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You're quick. |
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And a good thing, too. |
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Why are you wearing a mask? |
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Were you burned by acid |
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No, it's just that they're |
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I think everyone will be |
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(GRUNTING) I just figured why |
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(GROANING) |
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Why's that, do you think? |
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Well, I haven't fought |
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I've been specializing |
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battling gangs |
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Why should that make |
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Well, you see, |
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(GRUNTING) |
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than when you only have to be |
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I do not envy you the headache |
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But in the meantime, |
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There was a mighty duel. |
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It ranged all over. |
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Who won? How did it end? |
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The loser ran off alone, |
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but the winner |
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followed those footprints |
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Shall we track them both? |
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The loser is nothing. |
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Clearly, this was all planned |
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We must all be ready |
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Could this be a trap? |
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I always think |
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which is why I'm still alive. |
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So, it is down to you |
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and it is down to me. |
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If you wish her dead, |
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Let me explain. |
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There's nothing to explain. |
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You're trying to kidnap |
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Perhaps an arrangement |
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There will be no arrangement, |
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(GASPS) |
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Well, if there can be |
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I'm afraid so. I can't compete |
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and you're no match |
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You're that smart? |
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Let me put it this way. |
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Have you ever heard of Plato, |
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Yes. |
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Morons. |
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Really? |
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In that case, I challenge you |
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For the Princess? |
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To the death? |
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I accept. |
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Good, then pour the wine. |
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Inhale this, |
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I smell nothing. |
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What you do not smell is |
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It is odorless, tasteless, |
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and is among |
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Hmm. |
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(CHUCKLES) |
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All right. |
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The battle of wits |
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It ends when you decide, |
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and find out who is right |
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But it's so simple. |
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All I have to do is divine |
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Are you the sort of man |
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who would put the poison |
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Now, a clever man |
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because he would know |
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I'm not a great fool, |
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But you must have known |
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You would've counted on it, |
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You've made your decision, |
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Not remotely. |
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Because iocane |
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and Australia is entirely |
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and criminals |
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as you are not trusted by me, |
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so I can clearly not choose |
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Truly, you have |
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Wait till I get going. |
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Where was I? |
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Yes. Australia. |
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And you must have suspected |
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so I can clearly not choose |
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You're just stalling now. |
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You'd like to think that, |
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You've beaten my giant, |
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so you could've put the poison |
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trusting on your strength |
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so I can clearly not choose |
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But you've also bested |
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and in studying, |
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so you would've put the poison |
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so I can clearly not choose |
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You're trying to trick me |
| 00:33:03 |
It has worked! |
| 00:33:05 |
I know where the poison is. |
| 00:33:07 |
Then make your choice. |
| 00:33:08 |
I will, and I choose... |
| 00:33:10 |
What in the world |
| 00:33:12 |
What? Where? |
| 00:33:14 |
I don't see anything. |
| 00:33:16 |
I could've sworn |
| 00:33:18 |
No matter. |
| 00:33:20 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:33:22 |
What's so funny? |
| 00:33:24 |
I'll tell you in a minute. |
| 00:33:26 |
First, let's drink, |
| 00:33:27 |
me from my glass |
| 00:33:43 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:33:45 |
You guessed wrong. |
| 00:33:46 |
You only think |
| 00:33:48 |
That's what's so funny. |
| 00:33:51 |
(LAUGHING) You fool, |
| 00:33:55 |
The most famous is |
| 00:33:58 |
but only slightly less |
| 00:34:01 |
Never go in against a Sicilian |
| 00:34:05 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:34:20 |
Who are you? |
| 00:34:22 |
I'm no one to be trifled with. |
| 00:34:23 |
That is all |
| 00:34:26 |
To think, all that time |
| 00:34:29 |
They were both poisoned. |
| 00:34:32 |
I spent the last few years |
| 00:34:39 |
Someone has beaten a giant. |
| 00:34:43 |
There will be great suffering |
| 00:35:02 |
Catch your breath. |
| 00:35:03 |
If you'll release me, |
| 00:35:05 |
whatever you ask for ransom, |
| 00:35:09 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:35:10 |
And what is that worth, |
| 00:35:13 |
You're very funny, Highness. |
| 00:35:15 |
I was giving you a chance. |
| 00:35:19 |
There's no greater hunter |
| 00:35:21 |
He can track a falcon |
| 00:35:25 |
You think your dearest love |
| 00:35:26 |
I never said |
| 00:35:28 |
and yes, he will save me. |
| 00:35:31 |
You admit to me |
| 00:35:35 |
He knows I do not love him. |
| 00:35:36 |
Are not capable of love, |
| 00:35:41 |
I have loved more deeply |
| 00:35:47 |
That was a warning, |
| 00:35:50 |
The next time, |
| 00:35:51 |
for where I come from, |
| 00:36:00 |
Iocane. I'd bet my life on it. |
| 00:36:04 |
And there are |
| 00:36:06 |
She is alive, or was, |
| 00:36:09 |
If she is otherwise |
| 00:36:21 |
Rest, Highness. |
| 00:36:22 |
I know who you are. |
| 00:36:23 |
Your cruelty |
| 00:36:25 |
You're the |
| 00:36:28 |
With pride. |
| 00:36:31 |
You can die slowly, |
| 00:36:34 |
(CLICKING TONGUE) |
| 00:36:36 |
Hardly complimentary, |
| 00:36:38 |
Why loose your venom on me? |
| 00:36:41 |
You killed my love. |
| 00:36:43 |
It's possible. |
| 00:36:48 |
Who was this love of yours? |
| 00:36:52 |
Ugly, rich and scabby? |
| 00:36:54 |
No, a farm boy. Poor. |
| 00:36:58 |
Poor and perfect. |
| 00:37:01 |
With eyes like the sea |
| 00:37:07 |
On the high seas |
| 00:37:09 |
and the Dread Pirate Roberts |
| 00:37:11 |
I can't afford |
| 00:37:13 |
I mean, once word leaks out |
| 00:37:16 |
and then it's nothing |
| 00:37:19 |
You mock my pain! |
| 00:37:20 |
Life is pain, Highness. |
| 00:37:22 |
Anyone who says differently |
| 00:37:29 |
I remember this farm boy |
| 00:37:33 |
This would be what? |
| 00:37:36 |
Does it bother you to hear? |
| 00:37:38 |
Nothing you can say |
| 00:37:42 |
He died well. |
| 00:37:45 |
No bribe attempts |
| 00:37:49 |
He simply said, |
| 00:37:54 |
It was the "please" |
| 00:37:57 |
I asked him what was |
| 00:38:00 |
"True love," he replied. |
| 00:38:06 |
And then he spoke of a girl |
| 00:38:09 |
I can only assume |
| 00:38:11 |
You should bless me |
| 00:38:13 |
before he found out |
| 00:38:16 |
And what am I? |
| 00:38:17 |
Faithfulness |
| 00:38:20 |
Now tell me truly. |
| 00:38:22 |
did you get engaged |
| 00:38:24 |
or did you wait a whole week |
| 00:38:26 |
You mocked me once. |
| 00:38:30 |
(HORSES GALLOPING) |
| 00:38:34 |
You can die, too, |
| 00:38:38 |
(SHOUTING) As you wish! |
| 00:38:42 |
Oh, my sweet Westley! |
| 00:38:46 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:38:53 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:39:05 |
Disappeared. |
| 00:39:09 |
Which might account |
| 00:39:12 |
Unless I am wrong, |
| 00:39:15 |
they are headed dead |
| 00:39:29 |
Can you move at all? |
| 00:39:31 |
Move? You're alive. |
| 00:39:34 |
If you want, I can fly. |
| 00:39:41 |
I told you I would always |
| 00:39:44 |
Why didn't you wait for me? |
| 00:39:46 |
Well, you were dead. |
| 00:39:49 |
Death cannot stop true love. |
| 00:39:53 |
All it can do |
| 00:39:56 |
I will never doubt again. |
| 00:40:00 |
There will never be a need. |
| 00:40:05 |
GRANDSON: Oh, no, no, please. |
| 00:40:08 |
What is it? |
| 00:40:10 |
They're kissing again. |
| 00:40:14 |
Someday, you may not |
| 00:40:17 |
Skip on to the Fire Swamp. |
| 00:40:19 |
Oh. |
| 00:40:21 |
You're sick. |
| 00:40:25 |
So, now, |
| 00:40:28 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:40:30 |
GRANDFATHER: |
| 00:40:35 |
(HORSE NEIGHING) |
| 00:40:36 |
Ha! Your pig fiancé |
| 00:40:41 |
A few more steps |
| 00:40:44 |
We'll never survive. |
| 00:40:45 |
Nonsense. |
| 00:40:47 |
You're only saying that |
| 00:41:10 |
(ANIMAL SQUEALING) |
| 00:41:13 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:41:16 |
It's not that bad. |
| 00:41:20 |
I'm not saying |
| 00:41:22 |
but the trees |
| 00:41:27 |
(THUDDING) |
| 00:41:46 |
(OMINOUS POPPING) |
| 00:41:51 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:42:03 |
Well, now, |
| 00:42:06 |
Singed a bit, were you? |
| 00:42:08 |
You? |
| 00:42:12 |
(OMINOUS POPPING) |
| 00:42:16 |
Well, one thing I will say, |
| 00:42:18 |
the Fire Swamp certainly does |
| 00:42:27 |
This will all soon be |
| 00:42:30 |
because Roberts' ship, |
| 00:42:33 |
and I, as you know, |
| 00:42:35 |
But how is that possible, |
| 00:42:37 |
since he's been |
| 00:42:38 |
and you only left me |
| 00:42:40 |
I, myself, am often surprised |
| 00:42:44 |
(OMINOUS POPPING) |
| 00:42:46 |
See, what I told you before |
| 00:42:51 |
It intrigued Roberts, |
| 00:42:55 |
Finally Roberts |
| 00:42:57 |
He said, "All right, Westley. |
| 00:42:59 |
"I've never had a valet. |
| 00:43:02 |
"I'll most likely kill you |
| 00:43:04 |
Three years, he said that. |
| 00:43:06 |
"Good night, Westley. |
| 00:43:09 |
"Sleep well. |
| 00:43:11 |
It was a fine time for me. |
| 00:43:14 |
anything anyone |
| 00:43:16 |
And Roberts and I |
| 00:43:19 |
And then it happened. |
| 00:43:20 |
What? Go on. |
| 00:43:23 |
Roberts had grown so rich |
| 00:43:26 |
so he took me to his cabin |
| 00:43:31 |
"I am not the Dread |
| 00:43:33 |
"My name is Ryan. |
| 00:43:35 |
"I inherited the ship |
| 00:43:38 |
"just as you |
| 00:43:40 |
"The man I inherited it from |
| 00:43:43 |
"His name was Cummerbund. |
| 00:43:47 |
"and living like a king |
| 00:43:50 |
Then he explained the name |
| 00:43:52 |
for inspiring |
| 00:43:54 |
You see, |
| 00:43:59 |
So, we sailed ashore, |
| 00:44:02 |
and he stayed aboard |
| 00:44:04 |
all the time |
| 00:44:06 |
Once the crew believed, |
| 00:44:08 |
and I have been Roberts |
| 00:44:11 |
Except, now |
| 00:44:12 |
I shall retire |
| 00:44:15 |
Is everything clear to you? |
| 00:44:21 |
(GASPING) |
| 00:44:50 |
(SNIFFING) |
| 00:45:02 |
(BOTH GASPING) |
| 00:45:08 |
(COUGHING) |
| 00:45:41 |
(ANIMAL SNARLING) |
| 00:45:50 |
We'll never succeed. |
| 00:45:52 |
We may as well die here. |
| 00:45:56 |
No. No. |
| 00:46:02 |
I mean, |
| 00:46:06 |
One, the flame spurt. |
| 00:46:09 |
There's a popping sound |
| 00:46:12 |
Two, the lightning sand, |
| 00:46:14 |
but you were clever enough |
| 00:46:16 |
so in the future, |
| 00:46:18 |
Westley, what about |
| 00:46:21 |
Rodents of Unusual Size? |
| 00:46:23 |
I don't think they exist. |
| 00:46:24 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:46:29 |
(SNARLING) |
| 00:46:34 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:47:01 |
Westley! |
| 00:47:25 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:47:29 |
(OMINOUS POPPING) |
| 00:47:34 |
(ANIMAL SHRIEKING) |
| 00:47:49 |
(SQUEALING) |
| 00:48:16 |
We did it. |
| 00:48:20 |
Now, was that so terrible? |
| 00:48:25 |
(HORSE NEIGHING) |
| 00:48:33 |
Surrender. |
| 00:48:34 |
You mean, you wish |
| 00:48:36 |
Very well. I accept. |
| 00:48:37 |
I give you |
| 00:48:40 |
Don't make yourself a fool. |
| 00:48:42 |
But how will you capture us? |
| 00:48:43 |
We know the secrets |
| 00:48:45 |
We can live there |
| 00:48:47 |
so whenever |
| 00:48:49 |
HUMPERDINCK: |
| 00:48:52 |
WESTLEY: |
| 00:48:54 |
For the last time, surrender! |
| 00:48:56 |
Death first! |
| 00:48:58 |
Will you promise |
| 00:48:59 |
What was that? |
| 00:49:03 |
If we surrender, |
| 00:49:06 |
will you promise |
| 00:49:09 |
May I live a thousand years |
| 00:49:12 |
He is a sailor |
| 00:49:15 |
Promise to return him |
| 00:49:18 |
I swear it will be done. |
| 00:49:22 |
Once we are out of sight, |
| 00:49:23 |
take him back to Florin |
| 00:49:27 |
I swear it will be done. |
| 00:49:30 |
I thought you were dead once, |
| 00:49:35 |
I could not bear it |
| 00:49:52 |
Come, sir. |
| 00:49:53 |
We must get you to your ship. |
| 00:50:02 |
We are men of action. |
| 00:50:07 |
Well spoken, sir. |
| 00:50:17 |
What is it? |
| 00:50:19 |
You have six fingers |
| 00:50:21 |
Someone was looking for you. |
| 00:51:08 |
Where am I? |
| 00:51:10 |
(HOARSELY) The Pit of Despair. |
| 00:51:12 |
Don't even think... |
| 00:51:13 |
(CLEARING THROAT) |
| 00:51:17 |
(NORMALLY) Don't even think |
| 00:51:21 |
And don't dream |
| 00:51:26 |
Only the Prince, |
| 00:51:30 |
Then I'm here till I die? |
| 00:51:32 |
Till they kill you, yeah. |
| 00:51:39 |
Then why bother curing me? |
| 00:51:41 |
The Prince and the Count |
| 00:51:43 |
on everyone being healthy |
| 00:51:46 |
So, it's to be torture? |
| 00:51:49 |
I can cope with torture. |
| 00:51:54 |
You don't believe me? |
| 00:51:56 |
You survived the Fire Swamp. |
| 00:51:59 |
But nobody withstands |
| 00:52:17 |
She's been like that |
| 00:52:21 |
It's my father's |
| 00:52:24 |
Of course. |
| 00:52:28 |
GRANDFATHER: "The King died |
| 00:52:31 |
"and before |
| 00:52:34 |
"Buttercup and Humperdinck |
| 00:52:37 |
"And at noon, |
| 00:52:41 |
My father's |
| 00:52:43 |
GRANDSON: |
| 00:52:45 |
You read that wrong. |
| 00:52:48 |
She marries Westley. |
| 00:52:51 |
After all |
| 00:52:53 |
if she didn't marry him, |
| 00:52:56 |
Well, who says life is fair? |
| 00:52:58 |
Where is that written? |
| 00:53:02 |
I'm telling you, |
| 00:53:04 |
Now, get it right! |
| 00:53:06 |
Do you want me |
| 00:53:08 |
Yes. |
| 00:53:11 |
"At noon, |
| 00:53:16 |
My father's final words were, |
| 00:53:19 |
"Love her as I loved her, |
| 00:53:22 |
"and there will be joy." |
| 00:53:25 |
I present to you your queen, |
| 00:53:28 |
Queen Buttercup. |
| 00:53:32 |
(PEOPLE MUTTERING) |
| 00:53:34 |
(BUGLES PLAYING) |
| 00:53:42 |
WOMAN: Boo! |
| 00:53:44 |
Boo! |
| 00:53:49 |
Why do you do this? |
| 00:53:50 |
Because you had love |
| 00:53:54 |
But they would've |
| 00:53:57 |
Your true love lives, |
| 00:53:59 |
and you marry another! |
| 00:54:01 |
True love saved her |
| 00:54:04 |
and she treated it |
| 00:54:06 |
And that's what she is, |
| 00:54:09 |
So bow down to her |
| 00:54:12 |
Bow to the queen of slime, |
| 00:54:16 |
the queen of putrescence! |
| 00:54:18 |
Boo! Boo! |
| 00:54:20 |
Rubbish! Filth! Slime! |
| 00:54:23 |
Muck! Boo! Boo! |
| 00:54:26 |
Boo! |
| 00:54:29 |
(GASPING) |
| 00:54:31 |
GRANDFATHER: "It was 10 days |
| 00:54:33 |
"The King still lived, |
| 00:54:38 |
GRANDSON: See? |
| 00:54:42 |
Yes, you're very smart. |
| 00:54:45 |
It comes to this. |
| 00:54:49 |
I know now, |
| 00:54:51 |
If you tell me |
| 00:54:54 |
please believe |
| 00:55:04 |
I could never cause you grief. |
| 00:55:07 |
Consider our wedding off. |
| 00:55:11 |
You, uh, returned |
| 00:55:15 |
Yes. |
| 00:55:17 |
Then we will |
| 00:55:20 |
Beloved, |
| 00:55:22 |
are you certain |
| 00:55:26 |
After all, it was you |
| 00:55:30 |
Not to mention that, uh, |
| 00:55:34 |
My Westley |
| 00:55:38 |
Uh... |
| 00:55:43 |
I suggest a deal. |
| 00:55:45 |
You write four copies |
| 00:55:48 |
I'll send |
| 00:55:52 |
The Dread Pirate Roberts |
| 00:55:55 |
We'll run up the white flag |
| 00:55:58 |
If Westley wants you, |
| 00:56:03 |
If not, |
| 00:56:07 |
please consider me |
| 00:56:12 |
Are we agreed? |
| 00:56:17 |
Your princess is really |
| 00:56:21 |
A trifle simple, perhaps, |
| 00:56:24 |
I know. The people |
| 00:56:26 |
It's odd, |
| 00:56:27 |
but when I hired Vizzini |
| 00:56:31 |
I thought that was clever. |
| 00:56:32 |
But it's going to be |
| 00:56:34 |
when I strangle her |
| 00:56:36 |
Once Guilder is blamed, |
| 00:56:40 |
They'll demand we go to war. |
| 00:56:42 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:56:45 |
Now, where is that |
| 00:56:49 |
It's impossible to find. |
| 00:56:52 |
Ah! |
| 00:56:54 |
Are you coming down |
| 00:56:56 |
Westley's got |
| 00:56:58 |
I'm starting him |
| 00:57:00 |
Tyrone, |
| 00:57:02 |
you know how much I love |
| 00:57:05 |
But I've got my country's |
| 00:57:08 |
my wedding to arrange, |
| 00:57:10 |
and Guilder to frame for it. |
| 00:57:16 |
Get some rest. |
| 00:57:18 |
If you haven't got |
| 00:57:38 |
Beautiful, isn't it? |
| 00:57:40 |
Took me half a lifetime |
| 00:57:44 |
I'm sure you've discovered |
| 00:57:48 |
At present, I'm writing |
| 00:57:51 |
So, I want you to be |
| 00:57:53 |
on how the machine |
| 00:57:56 |
This being our first try, |
| 00:58:17 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:58:29 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:58:36 |
As you know, the concept |
| 00:58:41 |
Really, that's all this is, |
| 00:58:43 |
except that instead |
| 00:58:47 |
I've just sucked |
| 00:58:51 |
I might one day |
| 00:58:54 |
but I really don't know |
| 00:58:56 |
So, let's just start |
| 00:58:59 |
What did this do to you? |
| 00:59:02 |
And remember, |
| 00:59:07 |
How do you feel? |
| 00:59:09 |
(WHIMPERING) |
| 00:59:12 |
Interesting. |
| 00:59:22 |
(YELLIN CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:59:24 |
Yellin. |
| 00:59:26 |
Sire. |
| 00:59:36 |
As Chief Enforcer |
| 00:59:38 |
I trust you |
| 00:59:41 |
Killers from Guilder |
| 00:59:44 |
and plan to murder my bride |
| 00:59:49 |
My spy network has |
| 00:59:52 |
Any word from Westley? |
| 00:59:55 |
Too soon, my angel. |
| 00:59:58 |
Patience. |
| 00:59:59 |
He will come for me. |
| 01:00:01 |
Of course. |
| 01:00:07 |
She will not be murdered! |
| 01:00:09 |
On the day of the wedding, |
| 01:00:12 |
and every inhabitant arrested. |
| 01:00:14 |
(SIGHING) Many of the thieves |
| 01:00:17 |
My regular enforcers |
| 01:00:19 |
Form a Brute Squad, then! |
| 01:00:21 |
I want the Thieves' Forest |
| 01:00:24 |
It won't be easy, sire. |
| 01:00:26 |
Try ruling the world sometime. |
| 01:00:30 |
(PEOPLE CLAMORING) |
| 01:00:33 |
GRANDFATHER: "The day |
| 01:00:35 |
"The Brute Squad had |
| 01:00:39 |
(NEIGHING) |
| 01:00:40 |
(MEN SHOUTING) |
| 01:00:46 |
Is everybody out? |
| 01:00:48 |
There's a Spaniard |
| 01:00:50 |
Well, you give him |
| 01:00:53 |
Move. |
| 01:00:59 |
I am waiting for you, Vizzini. |
| 01:01:02 |
You told me to go back |
| 01:01:07 |
This is where I am |
| 01:01:11 |
I will not be moved. |
| 01:01:14 |
Ho, there! |
| 01:01:16 |
I do not budge. |
| 01:01:18 |
But the Prince gave orders. |
| 01:01:22 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:01:23 |
So did Vizzini. |
| 01:01:24 |
When a job went wrong, |
| 01:01:27 |
Well, this is where |
| 01:01:31 |
And I am staying |
| 01:01:33 |
You, Brute, |
| 01:01:34 |
I am waiting |
| 01:01:37 |
for Vizzini. |
| 01:01:40 |
You surely are a meanie. |
| 01:01:50 |
Hello. |
| 01:01:52 |
It's you. |
| 01:01:53 |
True. |
| 01:01:55 |
(GROANS) |
| 01:01:57 |
You don't look so good. |
| 01:01:58 |
(SPUTTERING) |
| 01:02:01 |
You don't smell |
| 01:02:03 |
Perhaps not. |
| 01:02:09 |
(THUDDING) |
| 01:02:10 |
GRANDFATHER: "Fezzik and Inigo |
| 01:02:13 |
"And as Fezzik |
| 01:02:17 |
"he told Inigo |
| 01:02:18 |
"and the existence |
| 01:02:20 |
"the six-fingered man. |
| 01:02:22 |
"Considering Inigo's |
| 01:02:24 |
"he handled the news |
| 01:02:29 |
"Fezzik took great care |
| 01:02:33 |
That's enough! |
| 01:02:36 |
Where is this Rugen now, |
| 01:02:39 |
He's with the Prince |
| 01:02:41 |
But the castle gate |
| 01:02:44 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:02:49 |
How many could you handle? |
| 01:02:51 |
I don't think more than 10. |
| 01:02:58 |
Leaving 20 for me. |
| 01:03:01 |
At my best, I could |
| 01:03:06 |
I need Vizzini to plan. |
| 01:03:10 |
But Vizzini is dead. |
| 01:03:12 |
No. Not Vizzini. |
| 01:03:16 |
I need the man in black. |
| 01:03:18 |
What? |
| 01:03:20 |
Look. He bested you |
| 01:03:23 |
He bested me with steel. |
| 01:03:25 |
He must have |
| 01:03:27 |
And a man who can do that |
| 01:03:31 |
Let's go. |
| 01:03:33 |
Find the man in black, |
| 01:03:35 |
But you don't know |
| 01:03:36 |
Don't bother me with trifles. |
| 01:03:38 |
After 20 years, |
| 01:03:40 |
There will be blood tonight! |
| 01:03:54 |
Rise and report. |
| 01:03:56 |
YELLIN: The Thieves' Forest |
| 01:03:57 |
Thirty men guard |
| 01:03:59 |
Double it. |
| 01:04:03 |
The gate has but one key. |
| 01:04:06 |
And I carry that. |
| 01:04:08 |
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) |
| 01:04:11 |
Ah! My dulcet darling. |
| 01:04:16 |
Tonight, we marry. |
| 01:04:18 |
Tomorrow morning, |
| 01:04:21 |
where every ship in my armada |
| 01:04:27 |
Every ship |
| 01:04:32 |
Every ship |
| 01:04:34 |
Yes. Yes, of course. |
| 01:04:40 |
(CLEARING THROAT) |
| 01:04:46 |
You never sent the ships. |
| 01:04:48 |
Don't bother lying. |
| 01:04:51 |
It doesn't matter. |
| 01:04:54 |
You're a silly girl. |
| 01:04:56 |
Yes, I am a silly girl, |
| 01:04:58 |
for not having seen sooner |
| 01:05:01 |
with a heart full of fear. |
| 01:05:03 |
I would not say such things |
| 01:05:08 |
Why not? You can't hurt me. |
| 01:05:11 |
Westley and I are joined |
| 01:05:15 |
And you cannot track that, |
| 01:05:16 |
not with |
| 01:05:19 |
And you cannot break it, |
| 01:05:23 |
And when I say |
| 01:05:25 |
that is only because |
| 01:05:31 |
I would not say |
| 01:05:50 |
You truly love each other, |
| 01:05:54 |
Not one couple in a century |
| 01:05:56 |
no matter what |
| 01:05:58 |
And so, |
| 01:06:02 |
will suffer as greatly |
| 01:06:07 |
Not to 50! |
| 01:06:09 |
(YELLING) |
| 01:06:30 |
Fezzik. Fezzik, listen. |
| 01:06:33 |
Do you hear? |
| 01:06:34 |
That is the sound |
| 01:06:37 |
My heart made that sound |
| 01:06:41 |
The man in black |
| 01:06:42 |
The man in black? |
| 01:06:43 |
His true love is marrying |
| 01:06:46 |
so who else has the cause |
| 01:06:48 |
Excuse me. Pardon me, |
| 01:06:52 |
(SHOUTING) Everybody, move! |
| 01:06:55 |
Thank you. |
| 01:07:04 |
INIGO: |
| 01:07:07 |
You get there |
| 01:07:11 |
Fezzik, jog his memory. |
| 01:07:19 |
I'm sorry, Inigo. |
| 01:07:23 |
Inigo? |
| 01:07:26 |
Father, I have failed you |
| 01:07:31 |
Now, our misery can end. |
| 01:07:33 |
Somewhere... |
| 01:07:35 |
Somewhere close by |
| 01:07:40 |
I cannot find him alone. |
| 01:07:46 |
I need you to guide my sword. |
| 01:07:49 |
Please. |
| 01:07:53 |
Guide my sword. |
| 01:08:45 |
He's dead. |
| 01:08:47 |
Just is not fair. |
| 01:08:49 |
Grandpa, Grandpa, |
| 01:08:52 |
What did Fezzik mean, |
| 01:08:55 |
I mean, he didn't mean "dead." |
| 01:08:59 |
Westley's only faking, right? |
| 01:09:02 |
You want me |
| 01:09:05 |
Who gets Humperdinck? |
| 01:09:07 |
I don't understand. |
| 01:09:09 |
Who kills Prince Humperdinck? |
| 01:09:11 |
At the end? |
| 01:09:13 |
Is it Inigo? Who? |
| 01:09:15 |
Nobody. Nobody kills him. |
| 01:09:18 |
He lives. |
| 01:09:20 |
You mean, he wins? |
| 01:09:21 |
Jesus, Grandpa, |
| 01:09:25 |
You know, |
| 01:09:27 |
and you're taking this story |
| 01:09:29 |
I think we ought to |
| 01:09:32 |
No, I'm okay. I'm okay. |
| 01:09:35 |
Sit down. I'm all right. |
| 01:09:38 |
Okay. |
| 01:09:40 |
All right, now, let's see. |
| 01:09:42 |
Oh, yes. |
| 01:09:45 |
In the Pit of Despair. |
| 01:09:50 |
Well... |
| 01:09:52 |
The Montoyas have |
| 01:09:54 |
Come along, Fezzik. |
| 01:09:56 |
The body? |
| 01:09:58 |
Have you any money? |
| 01:10:00 |
I have a little. |
| 01:10:01 |
I just hope it's enough |
| 01:10:09 |
MIRACLE MAX: Go away! |
| 01:10:14 |
What? What? |
| 01:10:15 |
Are you the Miracle Max |
| 01:10:18 |
The King's |
| 01:10:21 |
and thank you so much |
| 01:10:23 |
While you're at it, |
| 01:10:25 |
and pour lemon juice on it? |
| 01:10:26 |
We're closed! |
| 01:10:32 |
Beat it, or I'll call |
| 01:10:33 |
I'm on the Brute Squad. |
| 01:10:35 |
You are the Brute Squad. |
| 01:10:36 |
We need a miracle. |
| 01:10:39 |
Look, I'm retired. |
| 01:10:41 |
why would you want someone |
| 01:10:44 |
I might kill whoever |
| 01:10:46 |
He's already dead. |
| 01:10:48 |
He is, huh? I'll take a look. |
| 01:11:05 |
I've seen worse. |
| 01:11:12 |
Sir? |
| 01:11:15 |
Sir? |
| 01:11:16 |
We're in a terrible rush. |
| 01:11:18 |
Don't rush me, sonny. |
| 01:11:22 |
You got money? |
| 01:11:23 |
Sixty-five. |
| 01:11:25 |
(SCOFFING) |
| 01:11:28 |
except once, and that was |
| 01:11:30 |
This is noble, sir. |
| 01:11:33 |
His wife is crippled. |
| 01:11:36 |
His children are |
| 01:11:40 |
Are you a rotten liar. |
| 01:11:41 |
I need him |
| 01:11:45 |
Your first story was better. |
| 01:11:48 |
He probably |
| 01:11:52 |
He's dead. He can't talk. |
| 01:11:53 |
(SCATTING) |
| 01:11:55 |
Look who knows so much, huh. |
| 01:11:57 |
Well, it just so happens |
| 01:12:01 |
There's a big difference |
| 01:12:04 |
Please, open his mouth. |
| 01:12:07 |
Now, mostly dead |
| 01:12:11 |
Now, all dead... |
| 01:12:15 |
there's usually only one thing |
| 01:12:17 |
What's that? |
| 01:12:18 |
Go through his clothes |
| 01:12:26 |
Hey! |
| 01:12:27 |
Hello in there! Hey! |
| 01:12:30 |
What's so important? |
| 01:12:38 |
True |
| 01:12:40 |
love. |
| 01:12:42 |
True love. You heard him. |
| 01:12:44 |
You could not ask for |
| 01:12:46 |
Sonny, true love is |
| 01:12:50 |
except for a nice M.L.T. |
| 01:12:52 |
A mutton, lettuce |
| 01:12:53 |
when the mutton |
| 01:12:55 |
and the tomato is ripe. |
| 01:12:57 |
(SMACKING LIPS) |
| 01:12:59 |
But that's not what he said. |
| 01:13:03 |
And as we all know, |
| 01:13:06 |
So you're probably |
| 01:13:08 |
Liar! Liar! |
| 01:13:10 |
Liar! |
| 01:13:12 |
Get back, witch! |
| 01:13:13 |
I'm not a witch, |
| 01:13:14 |
But after what |
| 01:13:15 |
I'm not even sure |
| 01:13:18 |
You never had it so good. |
| 01:13:19 |
"True love." |
| 01:13:21 |
Don't say another word, |
| 01:13:22 |
He's afraid. Ever since |
| 01:13:26 |
Why'd you say that name? |
| 01:13:30 |
What, Humperdinck? |
| 01:13:31 |
(SHOUTING) |
| 01:13:34 |
Humperdinck! Humperdinck! |
| 01:13:35 |
I'm not listening! |
| 01:13:37 |
True love lies expiring, |
| 01:13:39 |
(SHUDDERING) |
| 01:13:42 |
Nobody's hearing nothing. |
| 01:13:43 |
Humperdinck! Humperdinck! |
| 01:13:44 |
INIGO: |
| 01:13:46 |
If you heal him, he will |
| 01:13:49 |
Humperdinck! |
| 01:13:50 |
Wait, wait. |
| 01:13:51 |
I make him better, |
| 01:13:53 |
Humiliations galore. |
| 01:13:56 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 01:13:57 |
(SCATTING) |
| 01:13:59 |
That is a noble cause. |
| 01:14:02 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 01:14:07 |
That's a miracle pill? |
| 01:14:09 |
The chocolate coating |
| 01:14:12 |
But you have to wait |
| 01:14:15 |
And you shouldn't go in |
| 01:14:19 |
An hour. A good hour. |
| 01:14:20 |
Thank you for everything. |
| 01:14:22 |
Okay. |
| 01:14:23 |
Bye-bye, boys. |
| 01:14:25 |
Have fun |
| 01:14:27 |
Think it'll work? |
| 01:14:28 |
It would |
| 01:14:29 |
Bye-bye! |
| 01:14:31 |
(SHEEP BLEATING) |
| 01:14:37 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:14:43 |
Inigo, there's more than 30. |
| 01:14:46 |
What's the difference? |
| 01:14:48 |
We've got him. Help me here. |
| 01:14:53 |
We'll have to |
| 01:14:54 |
Has it been 15 minutes? |
| 01:14:55 |
We can't wait. |
| 01:14:57 |
The wedding's |
| 01:14:58 |
We must strike in the hustle |
| 01:15:00 |
Tilt his head back. |
| 01:15:03 |
Open his mouth. |
| 01:15:09 |
How long do we have to wait |
| 01:15:12 |
Your guess is |
| 01:15:14 |
I'll beat you at your part. |
| 01:15:17 |
I guess not very long. |
| 01:15:19 |
Why won't my arms move? |
| 01:15:21 |
You've been |
| 01:15:23 |
We had Miracle Max |
| 01:15:27 |
Who are you? |
| 01:15:30 |
Why am I on this wall? |
| 01:15:33 |
Let me explain. |
| 01:15:35 |
No, there is too much. |
| 01:15:37 |
Buttercup is marrying |
| 01:15:40 |
so all we have to do is |
| 01:15:42 |
steal the princess, |
| 01:15:46 |
That doesn't leave much time |
| 01:15:48 |
You just wiggled your finger. |
| 01:15:51 |
I've always been |
| 01:15:55 |
There is but one |
| 01:16:01 |
And it is guarded by 60 men. |
| 01:16:04 |
And our assets? |
| 01:16:05 |
Your brains, |
| 01:16:09 |
That's it? Lmpossible. |
| 01:16:12 |
If I had a month to plan, |
| 01:16:15 |
You just shook your head. |
| 01:16:22 |
My brains, his steel |
| 01:16:26 |
and you think a little |
| 01:16:31 |
If we only had a wheelbarrow, |
| 01:16:35 |
Where did we put |
| 01:16:37 |
Over the albino, I think. |
| 01:16:39 |
Why didn't you list that |
| 01:16:43 |
(SIGHING) |
| 01:16:45 |
What I wouldn't give |
| 01:16:47 |
There, we cannot help you. |
| 01:16:49 |
Will this do? |
| 01:16:51 |
Where did you get that? |
| 01:16:52 |
At Miracle Max's. |
| 01:16:53 |
It fit so nice, |
| 01:16:56 |
All right, all right. |
| 01:17:01 |
Now, I'll need |
| 01:17:03 |
You can't even lift one. |
| 01:17:04 |
True, but that's hardly |
| 01:17:07 |
Thank you. Now, |
| 01:17:11 |
I'll say. |
| 01:17:13 |
Once I do, |
| 01:17:15 |
Once I find you again, |
| 01:17:17 |
Don't pester him. |
| 01:17:19 |
Right. Right. Sorry. |
| 01:17:26 |
Inigo. |
| 01:17:28 |
I hope we win. |
| 01:17:31 |
HUMPERDINCK: |
| 01:17:34 |
Should I be? |
| 01:17:35 |
Brides often are, |
| 01:17:38 |
I do not marry tonight. |
| 01:17:41 |
My Westley will save me. |
| 01:17:50 |
(CRICKETS CHIRPING) |
| 01:17:51 |
(PEOPLE CHATTERING) |
| 01:18:11 |
(ORGAN PLAYING) |
| 01:18:35 |
(GARBLING) Marriage. |
| 01:18:37 |
Marriage is what |
| 01:18:41 |
today. |
| 01:18:43 |
Marriage, |
| 01:18:48 |
that dream |
| 01:18:50 |
within a dream. |
| 01:18:52 |
YELLIN: |
| 01:18:56 |
(PEOPLE MURMURING) |
| 01:19:01 |
YELLIN: Stand your ground! |
| 01:19:03 |
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! |
| 01:19:06 |
(MEN EXCLAIMING) |
| 01:19:08 |
There will be no survivors! |
| 01:19:12 |
Now? |
| 01:19:14 |
My men are here, I am here, |
| 01:19:18 |
but soon you will not be here. |
| 01:19:22 |
Now! |
| 01:19:27 |
The Dread Pirate Roberts |
| 01:19:30 |
takes no survivors. |
| 01:19:32 |
All your worst nightmares |
| 01:19:35 |
are about to come true! |
| 01:19:38 |
Then love, |
| 01:19:40 |
true love, |
| 01:19:43 |
will follow you |
| 01:19:45 |
forever. |
| 01:19:48 |
The Dread Pirate Roberts |
| 01:19:50 |
(HOARSELY) |
| 01:19:54 |
(ALL CLAMORING) |
| 01:19:56 |
YELLIN: Stay where you are! |
| 01:20:00 |
Stay where you are! |
| 01:20:06 |
So treasure your love... |
| 01:20:09 |
Skip to the end. |
| 01:20:11 |
Have you the ring? |
| 01:20:13 |
(RUMBLING) |
| 01:20:14 |
Here comes my Westley now. |
| 01:20:16 |
Fezzik, the portcullis! |
| 01:20:19 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:20:24 |
Your Westley is dead. |
| 01:20:26 |
I killed him myself. |
| 01:20:28 |
Then why is there fear |
| 01:20:34 |
Give us the gate key. |
| 01:20:36 |
I have no gate key. |
| 01:20:38 |
Fezzik, tear his arms off. |
| 01:20:41 |
Oh, you mean this gate key. |
| 01:20:44 |
And do you, |
| 01:20:47 |
Man and wife! |
| 01:20:50 |
Man and wife. |
| 01:20:53 |
Escort the bride |
| 01:20:58 |
He didn't come. |
| 01:21:34 |
Kill the dark one |
| 01:21:36 |
but leave the third |
| 01:21:41 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:21:50 |
Hello. |
| 01:21:55 |
You killed my father. |
| 01:22:23 |
Fezzik! I need you! |
| 01:22:26 |
I can't leave him alone. |
| 01:22:28 |
He's getting away from me, |
| 01:22:33 |
Fezzik! |
| 01:22:37 |
I'll be right back. |
| 01:22:39 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:22:46 |
Thank you. |
| 01:22:49 |
Strange wedding. |
| 01:22:51 |
Yes, a very strange wedding. |
| 01:22:54 |
Come along. |
| 01:23:02 |
What was that for? |
| 01:23:03 |
Because you've always been |
| 01:23:06 |
And I won't be |
| 01:23:08 |
since I'm killing myself |
| 01:23:11 |
Won't that be nice? |
| 01:23:15 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 01:23:56 |
(GROANS) |
| 01:24:02 |
Sorry, Father. |
| 01:24:05 |
I tried. |
| 01:24:10 |
You must be |
| 01:24:12 |
I taught a lesson to |
| 01:24:16 |
Simply incredible. |
| 01:24:18 |
Have you been chasing me |
| 01:24:22 |
I think that's the worst thing |
| 01:24:27 |
How marvelous. |
| 01:25:05 |
WESTLEY: There's a shortage |
| 01:25:08 |
It would be a pity |
| 01:25:11 |
Westley! |
| 01:25:16 |
Westley, |
| 01:25:20 |
Gently. |
| 01:25:21 |
At a time like this? |
| 01:25:22 |
That's all you can |
| 01:25:25 |
Gently! |
| 01:25:27 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 01:25:40 |
TYRONE: Good heavens. |
| 01:25:47 |
You've got an overdeveloped |
| 01:25:51 |
It's going to get you |
| 01:26:07 |
Hello. |
| 01:26:12 |
You killed my father. |
| 01:26:14 |
Prepare to die. |
| 01:26:22 |
Hello. |
| 01:26:26 |
You killed my father. |
| 01:26:28 |
Prepare to die. |
| 01:26:34 |
Hello! |
| 01:26:37 |
You killed my father. |
| 01:26:40 |
Stop saying that! |
| 01:26:42 |
(GROANS) |
| 01:26:45 |
Hello! |
| 01:26:48 |
You killed my father! |
| 01:26:50 |
Prepare to die. |
| 01:26:52 |
Offer me money. |
| 01:26:53 |
Power, too. |
| 01:26:56 |
All that I have and more. |
| 01:26:59 |
Offer me everything I ask for. |
| 01:27:01 |
Anything you want. |
| 01:27:04 |
(GROANS) |
| 01:27:05 |
I want my father back, |
| 01:27:23 |
Westley, |
| 01:27:26 |
What hideous sin |
| 01:27:28 |
I got married. |
| 01:27:32 |
It never happened. |
| 01:27:34 |
It never happened. |
| 01:27:35 |
But it did. I was there. |
| 01:27:36 |
This old man said, |
| 01:27:38 |
Did you say, "I do"? |
| 01:27:40 |
No. We sort of |
| 01:27:43 |
Then you're not married. |
| 01:27:45 |
If you didn't say it, |
| 01:27:49 |
Wouldn't you agree, |
| 01:27:52 |
A technicality that will |
| 01:27:57 |
But first things first. |
| 01:28:01 |
To the death. |
| 01:28:03 |
To the pain. |
| 01:28:07 |
I don't think |
| 01:28:09 |
I'll explain. |
| 01:28:10 |
And I'll use small words, |
| 01:28:13 |
you warthog-faced buffoon. |
| 01:28:18 |
That may be |
| 01:28:23 |
It won't be the last. |
| 01:28:25 |
"To the pain" means |
| 01:28:27 |
will be your feet, |
| 01:28:29 |
Then your hands at the wrists. |
| 01:28:33 |
And then my tongue, I suppose? |
| 01:28:37 |
a mistake I don't mean |
| 01:28:40 |
I wasn't finished! |
| 01:28:42 |
The next thing you lose |
| 01:28:44 |
And then my ears. |
| 01:28:48 |
Wrong! Your ears you keep, |
| 01:28:53 |
So that every shriek |
| 01:28:57 |
will be yours to cherish. |
| 01:28:59 |
Every babe that weeps |
| 01:29:01 |
every woman who cries out, |
| 01:29:04 |
Will echo |
| 01:29:08 |
That is what |
| 01:29:10 |
It means I leave you |
| 01:29:13 |
wallowing in freakish |
| 01:29:18 |
I think you're bluffing. |
| 01:29:20 |
It's possible, pig. |
| 01:29:22 |
I might be bluffing. |
| 01:29:24 |
It's conceivable, |
| 01:29:27 |
that I'm only lying here |
| 01:29:32 |
Then again, |
| 01:29:34 |
perhaps I have |
| 01:29:53 |
Drop your sword. |
| 01:29:59 |
(SWORD DROPS) |
| 01:30:01 |
Have a seat. |
| 01:30:07 |
Tie him up. |
| 01:30:09 |
Make it as tight |
| 01:30:12 |
HUMPERDINCK: Oh. |
| 01:30:16 |
Where's Fezzik? |
| 01:30:18 |
I thought |
| 01:30:20 |
In that case... |
| 01:30:22 |
Help him. |
| 01:30:23 |
Why does Westley |
| 01:30:25 |
INIGO: Because he has |
| 01:30:27 |
I knew it. |
| 01:30:30 |
Shall I dispatch him |
| 01:30:31 |
Thank you, but no. |
| 01:30:33 |
I want him to live |
| 01:30:37 |
FEZZIK: Inigo! |
| 01:30:38 |
Inigo, where are you? |
| 01:30:42 |
Oh, there you are. |
| 01:30:44 |
Inigo, I saw |
| 01:30:47 |
And there they were. |
| 01:30:50 |
And I thought, |
| 01:30:55 |
Hello, lady. |
| 01:30:58 |
So I took them with me, |
| 01:31:02 |
I guess we just did. |
| 01:31:04 |
Fezzik, you did |
| 01:31:07 |
Don't worry, |
| 01:31:29 |
You know, |
| 01:31:33 |
I have been in |
| 01:31:36 |
now that it's over, |
| 01:31:38 |
I don't know what to do |
| 01:31:42 |
Have you ever |
| 01:31:44 |
You'd make a wonderful |
| 01:31:59 |
GRANDFATHER: |
| 01:32:01 |
"And as dawn arose, |
| 01:32:05 |
"A wave of love |
| 01:32:08 |
"and as they reached |
| 01:32:13 |
What? What? |
| 01:32:14 |
No, it's kissing again. |
| 01:32:18 |
I... I don't mind so much. |
| 01:32:22 |
Okay. |
| 01:32:25 |
"Since the invention |
| 01:32:29 |
"that were rated |
| 01:32:33 |
"This one left them |
| 01:32:40 |
"The end." |
| 01:32:44 |
Now, I think |
| 01:32:47 |
Okay. |
| 01:33:00 |
All right. |
| 01:33:04 |
So long. |
| 01:33:07 |
Grandpa? |
| 01:33:12 |
Maybe you could come over |
| 01:33:18 |
As you wish. |
| 01:35:16 |
(STORYBOOK LOWE PLAYING) |
| 01:35:22 |
Come my love |
| 01:35:26 |
Of a boy and girl |
| 01:35:32 |
And how he loved her |
| 01:35:37 |
And all the charms |
| 01:35:43 |
Now this did happen |
| 01:35:48 |
When things |
| 01:35:53 |
And how he worshipped |
| 01:35:58 |
And when he looked |
| 01:36:00 |
He became obsessed |
| 01:36:04 |
My love is like |
| 01:36:09 |
But it's as real |
| 01:36:14 |
My love is like |
| 01:36:20 |
But it's as real |
| 01:36:25 |
It's as real |
| 01:36:40 |
He said, "Don't you know |
| 01:36:47 |
"And lay my heart |
| 01:36:51 |
She said, "Don't you know |
| 01:36:57 |
"Always have |
| 01:37:03 |
Then he swooped her up |
| 01:37:08 |
And on his stallion |
| 01:37:13 |
My love is like |
| 01:37:18 |
But it's as real |
| 01:37:24 |
My love is like |
| 01:37:29 |
But it's as real |
