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00:00:58	MAN:
00:01:01	I'm just warming up, coach.
00:01:02	Just talked to the scout again.
00:01:05	You play half the game
00:01:08	...he's prepared to offer you
00:01:10	Free ride to college
00:01:14	Thanks, coach.
00:01:16	MURPHY: All right, jockstraps,
00:01:19	Try not to break the camera.
00:01:23	We gotta hang on. Ned's not here yet.
00:01:25	Who cares? He's the water boy.
00:01:26	That doesn't matter,
00:01:29	BOY:
00:01:32	[LAUGHING]
00:01:33	But what kind of Dungeon Master
00:01:35	...if I left my party in the middle
00:01:39	Check it out, it's Merlin the Girlin.
00:01:41	[BOYS LAUGHING]
00:01:42	Um, Ned, Ned, look, I'm your best friend,
00:01:47	But there's only so much I can do
00:01:50	O'Donnell. How about you and Boy George
00:01:53	- Yep. Yep.
00:01:56	Give the little guy the sign, please.
00:01:59	Nice, guys. Scoot up in back.
00:02:01	Come on, you gotta look pretty
00:02:04	Yeah. Let's do it. Three, two, one.
00:02:07	[YELPS]
00:02:09	[YOUNG MC'S "BUST A MOVE"
00:02:11	[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
00:02:13	[CHEERING]
00:03:14	[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
00:03:18	MURPHY:
00:03:20	We got a game here. Let's bring it in.
00:03:25	Man, I had to. I had to.
00:03:27	Oh, man, over there.
00:03:31	Who is that stone-cold fox?
00:03:34	Oh, it's my girlfriend.
00:03:39	MAN:
00:03:41	MIKE: Oh, hey, there's my girl.
00:03:44	I'm glad you're here, Scar. This whole
00:03:48	I just feel like my whole future's
00:03:52	Yeah. Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:03:55	Yeah? Is everything...?
00:03:57	Oh, yeah. Everything's totally copacetic.
00:03:59	- Totally?
00:04:01	MURPHY:
00:04:03	I gotta go. See you.
00:04:13	You okay?
00:04:16	Uh, uh...
00:04:18	- We can talk about it later.
00:04:21	It's your big night. Go enjoy it.
00:04:23	I can't enjoy it unless you tell me
00:04:27	Okay.
00:04:29	Um...
00:04:32	[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
00:04:49	[WHISTLE BLOWS]
00:04:51	O'Donnell!
00:05:07	[CHEERING]
00:05:13	Wake up!
00:05:15	MURPHY:
00:05:16	What are you doing?
00:05:50	[CROWD YELLING AND BOOING]
00:05:56	MIKE:
00:05:59	Hey, Scarlet.
00:06:00	- Hey, hey. Hey, what are you doing?
00:06:03	Look, you and me,
00:06:07	- But the game. That's your future.
00:06:10	- That's crazy.
00:06:13	I can't let you throw this all away.
00:06:48	[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]
00:07:03	Thank you for letting me stay here, Ned.
00:07:06	Oh, yeah. No problem.
00:07:11	- You good on the Cap'n?
00:07:18	Hey, Mike?
00:07:20	Mike, I can tell you're down,
00:07:24	You're looking at Scarlet
00:07:27	...and the kids wanting nothing to do
00:07:35	- I guess it's mostly negative, isn't it?
00:07:38	I had no upside for that.
00:07:41	Hey! You're getting that
00:07:43	Yes. Yes, I am.
00:07:45	Today everything turns around for me.
00:07:48	Knock them dead.
00:07:51	I love you!
00:07:55	[DOOR SLAMS]
00:08:06	MAN:
00:08:08	...the way corporate
00:08:10	...is that maybe, in certain situations...
00:08:13	...a four-hour erection
00:08:18	Okay. Next up:
00:08:20	As most of you know, today I am proud to
00:08:25	- Here we go.
00:08:27	...l've been in the pharmaceutical game
00:08:32	...and people always ask me:
00:08:37	Leadership.
00:08:39	Courage.
00:08:41	Integrity.
00:08:44	But most importantly,
00:08:49	So congratulations. Mike.
00:08:52	Mike, if you could slide to your left so I
00:08:57	Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:08:59	[PEOPLE LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]
00:09:01	Go out there and push some pills,
00:09:04	WOMAN:
00:09:06	Bye-bye, thanks.
00:09:09	See you at practice. Mmm.
00:09:13	Mike. What's crack-a-lacking, coz?
00:09:17	Well, I'll tell you what's crack-a-lacking.
00:09:20	Wendy's been here two months.
00:09:24	I got the best numbers on the team.
00:09:26	You should think of it as a compliment.
00:09:28	Think of it as us saying,
00:09:34	[CELL PHONE RINGING]
00:09:35	- You little...
00:09:36	Hey, buddy. No, no, no, I got time.
00:09:40	Ha. I know, right?
00:09:49	So many girls and only one promotion,
00:09:53	- But, Wendy, you did it.
00:09:55	[CHANTING]
00:09:58	You guys! OMG.
00:10:00	Oh, and it gets better,
00:10:05	- Shut up!
00:11:13	MAN:
00:11:17	Do I know you?
00:11:19	No. But I know you.
00:11:22	Oh, yeah?
00:11:24	High school star.
00:11:29	Sooner or later you all come back
00:11:32	Stand there and look at the picture
00:11:36	...wondering what might have been.
00:11:39	Seems to me you guys
00:11:42	Well, of course I want to live in the past.
00:11:45	It was better there.
00:11:48	I'll bet you wish you had it
00:11:52	Huh. You got that right.
00:11:55	[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
00:11:57	You're sure about that?
00:12:00	MIKE:
00:12:03	GIRL: Dad.
00:12:06	- Ladies.
00:12:08	MIKE:
00:12:11	...nobody.
00:12:13	Doesn't matter. I got off work early,
00:12:18	Together?
00:12:20	- Why?
00:12:25	WOMAN:
00:12:27	No, we're fine.
00:12:29	[CHATTERING]
00:12:33	What's the matter?
00:12:35	- We used to come here for your birthday.
00:12:46	So, Al, basketball season's coming up.
00:12:49	- You ready?
00:12:50	- Been working on that outside shot?
00:12:52	- Passing?
00:12:53	- Dribbling?
00:12:55	Good's not going to get you
00:12:57	I meant, it's great.
00:13:00	That's my boy. Remember,
00:13:03	It's how big you play.
00:13:04	Right up here.
00:13:06	Uh, Maggie got into Georgetown.
00:13:09	Maggie, that's awesome.
00:13:11	Can you turn down the?
00:13:31	Okay, guys, see you soon.
00:13:35	Love you. Nice chatting with you.
00:13:40	[CHAIN SAW BUZZING]
00:13:51	What the hell are you doing?
00:13:58	Hey, that's my stuff.
00:14:03	Why are you destroying our yard?
00:14:06	It's not our yard. It's my yard, remember?
00:14:08	You took the road not taken.
00:14:16	I'm going to turn it into a showpiece
00:14:19	- Clients of what?
00:14:22	Landscape design?
00:14:23	I'm going to show people what I can do.
00:14:27	Yeah, well, the divorce isn't final for
00:14:31	Really? So I've spent the last 18 years
00:14:35	...about the things you could've done
00:14:39	- It's just I put a lot of work into this yard.
00:14:42	Really? Like the barbeque pit?
00:14:45	Yeah.
00:14:46	Yeah. The way I remember that is that
00:14:50	...and then you spent the next two days
00:14:54	...if you had gone to college,
00:14:58	- I don't think it was a whole two days.
00:15:01	Yeah.
00:15:02	I think you quit that one because
00:15:07	Look, try to see things
00:15:09	I am extremely disappointed with my life.
00:15:12	I never asked you to marry me.
00:15:14	Yeah, but I did.
00:15:19	Well...
00:15:22	...you don't have to do me
00:15:25	We're not going to hold each
00:15:28	- Scar...
00:15:31	WOMAN:
00:15:33	Naomi!
00:15:34	- You came.
00:15:36	What bridesmaid would I be if I
00:15:40	Now, just remember.
00:15:44	- Mike.
00:15:45	- Naomi.
00:15:47	Let's get going. We got to get you ready.
00:15:50	Yeah, I'm a real catch.
00:15:51	Single mom with two teenage kids
00:15:56	You'll do great. You got the butt
00:15:58	That's terrific.
00:16:01	Ugh. When was the last time you waxed?
00:16:08	Bye, Mike.
00:16:15	Bye.
00:16:27	[THUNDER CRASHES]
00:16:47	MAN [OVER RADIO]:
00:16:49	[STATIC AND MUSIC
00:16:57	[THUNDER RUMBLING]
00:16:59	Jesus.
00:17:14	Hey! Get off of there!
00:17:31	Oh, no. Hello?
00:17:34	Hello?! Hello?!
00:17:44	What the?
00:17:50	Oh, no!
00:18:22	[SCREAMS]
00:18:39	Oh, man.
00:18:45	Ned?
00:18:47	Thief!
00:18:48	No, no, no, Ned!
00:18:53	[SCREAMING]
00:18:56	Stop! Stop!
00:19:05	Ned?
00:19:09	Oh, wow. I feel great.
00:19:13	Ha, ha.
00:19:18	MIKE:
00:19:20	- Aah! Aah!
00:19:23	[GRUNTING]
00:19:25	No, no, no, Ned!
00:19:27	[SCREAMING]
00:19:37	Ned! Come on! It's me, it's Mike!
00:19:45	Ned, Ned, Ned, I'm telling you,
00:19:50	Oh.
00:19:51	An elegant weapon...
00:19:53	...from a more civilized time.
00:20:01	Hey, it's me! It's Mike O'Donnell,
00:20:06	You have an undescended testicle.
00:20:08	Googleable!
00:20:10	Ned!
00:20:13	You helped me cheat on my math test,
00:20:16	Public record!
00:20:26	You asked Princess Leia to junior prom.
00:20:29	Covered by the local news.
00:20:38	I can't breathe!
00:20:45	Please.
00:20:46	- Oh!
00:20:50	Oh, my God.
00:20:51	[YELLS]
00:20:53	No, no, no.
00:20:55	Ned, Ned.
00:20:58	Oh, my God.
00:21:11	MIKE:
00:21:15	- It's freaking me out.
00:21:17	I'm pubescent!
00:21:20	[GRUNTS]
00:21:23	Okay. So, uh...
00:21:26	...it's a classic transformation story.
00:21:28	It appears in the literature
00:21:31	Were you at any point shot
00:21:35	- No.
00:21:38	- No, Ned.
00:21:40	You wouldn't see it. Okay.
00:21:43	That eliminates these and those
00:21:49	Are you now or have you ever been...
00:21:53	...a Norse god, vampire,
00:21:56	I've known you since, what, first grade?
00:21:59	Vampire wouldn't tell.
00:22:03	Shut up.
00:22:05	Okay, if it's not any of those,
00:22:11	...spirit guide transformation magic.
00:22:15	That is here.
00:22:17	When the hero...
00:22:19	- I guess that's... I guess, you.
00:22:22	- Uh, is transformed by his spirit guide...
00:22:26	...to set him on a new path.
00:22:28	- Which is what?
00:22:36	The janitor.
00:22:38	[GASPS]
00:22:39	[WHISPERING]
00:22:53	You guys seen the janitor?
00:22:55	- Do you know where the janitor is?
00:22:58	Hey, where's the janitor?
00:23:01	- Excuse me!
00:23:03	- There's another janitor who works here.
00:23:06	No, no. There's an older guy
00:23:09	I was here yesterday talking to the janit...
00:23:13	WOMAN: You?
00:23:16	That picture's from 1989.
00:23:21	Right. Forget it.
00:23:28	Alex!
00:23:31	Alex, buddy!
00:23:34	Alex!
00:23:37	[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
00:24:07	Hello?
00:24:14	Spirit guide?
00:24:17	What am I supposed to do?
00:24:19	Don't know what I'm supposed to do.
00:24:22	[SNEAKERS SQUEAKING
00:24:29	NED:
00:24:32	I got shot. Did I get shot or did I get...?
00:24:35	[KENNY LOGGINS' "DANGER ZONE"
00:24:38	- It's a grenade.
00:24:40	Aah! Oh, sorry. Teenage you.
00:24:42	I figured it out.
00:24:45	I figured out what my spirit guide
00:24:47	I'm going back.
00:24:51	I'm going back to high school, Ned!
00:24:53	No! No, no. No way.
00:24:56	Your spirit guide would not waste
00:24:59	...on you reliving your senior year
00:25:02	Ned, this is my chance to have my life over,
00:25:07	- Wouldn't you, if you had the chance?
00:25:09	I'm rich, and nobody stuck
00:25:12	Sure. Besides, it's not just about me.
00:25:14	- It's about you.
00:25:18	- It's about you.
00:25:20	...but what's wrong with that?
00:25:22	I have not done anything
00:25:26	You do what you have to do. But don't
00:25:30	Hayden was the low point
00:25:32	...and I vowed I would never go back
00:25:37	Never, ever, ever!
00:25:40	Never! Never, ever, ever!
00:25:46	I hate you.
00:25:49	Hello.
00:25:52	I'm here to enroll my son...
00:25:54	...in school.
00:25:56	Mark.
00:25:58	What's up?
00:26:02	NED:
00:26:07	So we'll just have a seat
00:26:10	We'll be right, uh... Okay.
00:26:21	What's this you're wearing?
00:26:24	This is cool. This is hip. I have a picture
00:26:29	- I don't know who that is.
00:26:31	- I told you, like a dad.
00:26:33	- You look like Clay Aiken.
00:26:38	MIKE: Are you sure these look legit?
00:26:42	I'm the guy who invented the software
00:26:48	I also invented the software
00:26:50	...but that's a happy coincidence.
00:26:53	MIKE:
00:26:56	Oh, my G...
00:26:58	- Wrong. These are for me.
00:27:00	- What's-her-name and Chewie's for me.
00:27:04	Let's go.
00:27:05	[MIKE CLEARS THROAT]
00:27:06	Just don't try to be funny, all right?
00:27:08	Say as little as possible.
00:27:10	Hey, watch where you're going, toolbag.
00:27:13	- So sorry, sir. Our fault.
00:27:17	[BONES CRACKING]
00:27:22	Hello. I'm Jane Masterson,
00:27:25	MIKE:
00:27:39	Hello.
00:27:42	JANE: Hi.
00:27:45	Uh, okay.
00:27:48	Yeah, I think we're good here.
00:27:50	Sorry.
00:27:53	I think our hands just made a baby.
00:27:56	Excuse my dad. He's not used to
00:28:00	Oh, thank you...
00:28:03	- Mark.
00:28:04	...for that flattering
00:28:08	Please sit.
00:28:11	Before we get started, I think you should
00:28:17	Excuse me?
00:28:18	I had him out of wedlock, so...
00:28:21	...l'm single.
00:28:23	And I'm very rich.
00:28:24	[CHUCKLING]
00:28:27	Okay.
00:28:29	- Did you bring your transcripts?
00:28:32	Transcripts.
00:28:34	JANE: Last school you went to was
00:28:38	Straight-A student. Very impressive.
00:28:42	Math club...
00:28:43	...National Merit finalist...
00:28:45	...Coney Island
00:28:49	[CHUCKLES]
00:28:53	Well, I think Hayden
00:28:57	- Welcome.
00:29:06	Uh, yes, Mr. Gold.
00:29:10	Your hair is pretty.
00:29:12	Ah. Not a question, but thank you.
00:29:17	Would the lady mind if I smelled it?
00:29:19	Now is probably a good time to tell you
00:29:24	Well, maybe I should tell you that I never
00:29:29	Okay, come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.
00:29:32	Let's go.
00:29:35	NED:
00:29:37	MIKE: You have to do it right now?
00:29:40	- Hi. Oh, my gosh. We're in.
00:29:44	I don't think that's what that was.
00:29:46	Hey. Wow. I don't know how we did it.
00:29:49	It's Maggie's friends. Watch this.
00:29:51	- Hey, girls, how's it going?
00:29:54	What'd you do, mug K-Fed?
00:29:55	[LAUGHING]
00:29:59	Welcome to the bottom
00:30:04	Hey, look, you always had
00:30:08	So if your spirit guide
00:30:11	...and me to be your fake dad...
00:30:13	...the least I can do is make sure
00:30:17	...like a total douche.
00:30:19	- I don't look like a douche.
00:30:22	We're going shopping.
00:30:24	- Really?
00:30:27	Bedazzled with rhinestones.
00:30:50	Ooh.
00:30:51	Let's go to school.
00:30:53	BOY:
00:30:54	That's just rude.
00:30:59	[CAR BEEPING]
00:31:29	[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
00:31:32	[CHATTERING]
00:31:38	What's up, dude?
00:31:45	What are you looking at, punk?
00:31:49	BOY 1: Watch it.
00:31:53	Sorry.
00:31:56	[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
00:31:58	No phones, no texting.
00:32:01	[CHATTERING AND
00:32:02	Settle, people. Settle down.
00:32:05	Take the roughhousing outside, class.
00:32:08	[CELL PHONE RINGING]
00:32:13	Hello?
00:32:15	- Hello?
00:32:19	Oh, cr...
00:32:21	- The thing.
00:32:24	Do you take any of this seriously?
00:32:26	No, no! Yes, I take this seriously.
00:32:29	I had to leave the country
00:32:33	...with the Mayan... Inca,
00:32:36	[OVER SPEAKERPHONE]
00:32:39	...Rogaine.
00:32:41	[GIRLS LAUGHING]
00:32:43	Are you with a girl?
00:32:44	No, no. It's, uh, a bunch of cheerleaders.
00:32:47	So would you consider
00:32:51	I think we could go for full custody.
00:32:53	No, you can't take my kids
00:32:55	Since when do you care?
00:33:02	MIKE:
00:33:05	...l'm a lot closer to them than you think.
00:33:07	Let's reschedule, okay?
00:33:12	Hey, Maggie.
00:33:17	Um, why is the new kid waving at me?
00:33:20	SAMANTHA:
00:33:22	But if that boy were an apple...
00:33:24	...he'd be a Delicious.
00:33:26	MIKE:
00:33:32	Gosh, we are all in such great shape.
00:33:35	Oh, jeez.
00:33:37	Man, you know, I will tell you something.
00:33:40	In 10 years you're going
00:33:43	...that no amount of crunches will
00:33:48	You know, l...
00:33:51	Never mind. Give me the ball.
00:33:54	Fakes right, goes left.
00:33:55	And signature move.
00:33:59	Kid.
00:34:04	- I'm Coach Murphy.
00:34:07	- You're still here?
00:34:10	You're a legend.
00:34:12	Yeah. Well, yeah. Twenty years.
00:34:15	It's actually my last one.
00:34:18	Good hops, kid. Nice handle.
00:34:21	We're looking for a point guard.
00:34:23	Oh, yeah?
00:34:26	- Why don't you come to tryouts?
00:34:31	- I'm done talking to you.
00:34:34	[PHONE RINGING]
00:34:36	Hey, how's it going?
00:34:37	MIKE [OVER PHONE]:
00:34:38	Coach Murphy practically
00:34:41	That's not a coincidence.
00:34:44	That's great. That's super you're finding
00:34:48	Here's something.
00:34:50	I need you to get in trouble.
00:34:52	Not, like, big trouble.
00:34:54	Just enough trouble so that the principal
00:34:57	Yeah, okay, well, we'll see.
00:34:59	- Oh! Boom.
00:35:01	NED:
00:35:03	- Damn it!
00:35:05	BOY:
00:35:11	Alex?
00:35:19	How does it...?
00:35:22	- Who did this to you?
00:35:26	But why? Why? You're one of them.
00:35:30	You're popular.
00:35:31	Uh, look, this is kind of personal,
00:35:36	- I'm taped to the toilet.
00:35:37	I'm sorry, I'm Mark Gold, uh,
00:35:42	Oh, cool. Cool, yeah.
00:35:44	Well, I'd shake your hand...
00:35:46	...but it's taped to my ass.
00:35:49	Would you mind?
00:35:50	- Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:35:53	- Just rip.
00:35:56	- Band-Aid.
00:35:59	[SQUEALS]
00:36:02	ALEX:
00:36:05	My mom didn't want anyone to know
00:36:09	- That makes sense.
00:36:11	So since we're practically
00:36:14	...my dad says we should just
00:36:18	Uh, yeah. Why not?
00:36:19	Next time you could get there
00:36:22	You got it.
00:36:26	This looks good.
00:36:34	Who's that?
00:36:35	Oh, uh...
00:36:37	- Nicole.
00:36:38	No, no, she's the, uh, head cheerleader.
00:36:41	She'd never go out with me.
00:36:43	You know, when I first met
00:36:46	You met my mother?
00:36:48	- What?
00:36:49	You said, "The first time I met
00:36:52	- Oh, that's weird. Is your mom hot?
00:36:55	- What do I say to that?
00:37:03	ALEX:
00:37:07	I hate that guy.
00:37:09	- Oh.
00:37:12	BOY: What?
00:37:13	- Freshman.
00:37:16	Is that the guy
00:37:19	MIKE:
00:37:20	Yesterday he shoved me in a
00:37:23	- What was that jerk doing at your house?
00:37:28	Maggie has a boyfriend?
00:37:33	Well...
00:37:35	...l'm very disappointed in your sister.
00:37:38	He's looking. Don't make eye contact.
00:37:42	- You're looking. Stop it, stop it.
00:37:45	STAN:
00:37:48	If I wanted you in the cafeteria,
00:37:54	MIKE:
00:37:56	You don't talk to him that way.
00:37:59	[CHUCKLES]
00:38:01	STAN:
00:38:04	What are you gonna do?
00:38:10	What am I gonna do?
00:38:14	First...
00:38:17	...l'm going to call your father.
00:38:19	[LAUGHING]
00:38:22	Heads up!
00:38:32	Give me my ball back, bitch.
00:38:35	You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you.
00:38:38	- You don't know me.
00:38:41	All too well.
00:38:43	You're the man.
00:38:44	Captain of the basketball team.
00:38:47	Dates the pretty girls.
00:38:50	High school is your kingdom.
00:38:53	But, people...
00:38:55	...Stan's a bully.
00:38:58	Why?
00:38:59	It'd be way too easy to say Stan preys
00:39:05	No.
00:39:07	No, no.
00:39:09	Stan here...
00:39:12	...is much more complex than that.
00:39:14	See, according to leading psychiatrists...
00:39:17	...Stan's a bully for one of three reasons.
00:39:21	One:
00:39:23	Underneath all of that male bravado...
00:39:25	...there's an insecure little girl banging
00:39:29	[LAUGHING]
00:39:32	Two:
00:39:34	Like a caveman...
00:39:36	...Stan's brain is...
00:39:38	...underdeveloped.
00:39:41	Therefore, Stan is unable
00:39:44	And so he acts out aggressively.
00:39:48	And the third reason:
00:39:50	Stan has a small wiener.
00:39:52	[CROWD GASPING]
00:40:12	Don't hurt yourself, big boy.
00:40:24	Whoa, whoa, hey. Drinking age is still 21,
00:40:27	Unless your spirit guide gave you
00:40:35	What are you eating?
00:40:36	I don't even know.
00:40:39	All the time.
00:40:41	Okay, that's not safe or sanitary.
00:40:43	That's your can now.
00:40:49	So, what did you learn at school today?
00:40:53	- That I'm a bad dad.
00:40:56	It was going fantastic for me.
00:40:59	And then what?
00:41:03	And then I found out my son spent the
00:41:07	...and watched my daughter get a
00:41:11	High school's delightful, isn't it?
00:41:13	Yeah. But I think I was wrong
00:41:16	NED:
00:41:19	I told you high school
00:41:21	High school was right,
00:41:25	It's about helping Alex and Maggie.
00:41:30	Mmm.
00:41:32	All right. I'm getting out of here.
00:41:35	- Disgusting.
00:41:44	- What's going on?
00:41:50	What was that?
00:41:52	A three-pointer.
00:41:56	Can you do that twice in a row?
00:42:02	Okay. Let's see you do it
00:42:12	Wow, you're great.
00:42:17	You should be on the team.
00:42:22	That's it. That'll solve everything.
00:42:25	Dude, what are you talking about?
00:42:27	Nothing.
00:42:29	[CAR HORN HONKING]
00:42:35	Well, that was fun. I haven't been to
00:42:39	Naomi, thank you so much.
00:42:43	NAOMl:
00:42:44	SCARLET: Mike who?
00:42:47	Ow.
00:42:49	Hey, Mom, this is Mark,
00:42:53	Wow.
00:42:54	I know. Someone had a kid
00:42:59	You okay, Mrs. O'Donnell?
00:43:02	Yeah, I'm fine.
00:43:03	It's "Ms.," kid. It's "Ms.," Scarlet.
00:43:06	Oh, right.
00:43:07	Wow.
00:43:14	You look just like my husband.
00:43:18	- My ex-husband. That is so weird.
00:43:21	It is weird.
00:43:23	SCARLET:
00:43:25	NAOMl:
00:43:26	SCARLET:
00:43:28	- Do you see that?
00:43:30	SCARLET: You see him?
00:43:32	But look at him.
00:43:33	You gotta let that guy go,
00:43:36	I know you need to grieve
00:43:40	Okay.
00:43:41	You wait here.
00:43:44	No, no, no. Sweetie.
00:43:47	Sweetie, you need to hear me on this.
00:43:51	The other thing,
00:43:53	...that he looks exactly like Mike
00:43:56	We discussed that. I have looked at him.
00:44:00	You need to hook up with someone new.
00:44:02	Yeah, I deserve to have somebody
00:44:07	- You do.
00:44:09	...to just get me to go home with him.
00:44:12	Or lunch. But, yes, we're gonna
00:44:17	You little turd. You little snot.
00:44:19	My bad. Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:44:21	I guess I was, uh, kind of distracted,
00:44:25	...at hearing about how his mother,
00:44:29	...is planning to run around
00:44:32	In Afghanistan, she'd be dragged through
00:44:36	I'm just saying. I'm just saying, Naomi.
00:44:38	- Naomi.
00:44:52	[MOANING]
00:44:54	[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
00:44:55	- Hey, guys.
00:44:58	Okay, settle down. Take your seats.
00:44:59	Thank you, thank you. Thank you, Stan.
00:45:04	Okay, today we will be continuing
00:45:09	And as we discussed,
00:45:14	Now, that is very sensible.
00:45:16	I'm glad that someone here
00:45:19	I think all of us should make a pact
00:45:23	Now, who's with me, you guys?
00:45:25	[LAUGHING]
00:45:27	Oh, my God.
00:45:30	- Maggie?
00:45:33	DELL:
00:45:35	I know asking high school seniors
00:45:38	...is like asking a porcupine
00:45:43	So since the majority of you are or will
00:45:47	But that point should be way,
00:45:52	Well, the official school position...
00:45:55	...is that we prepare you
00:45:57	[MOANING]
00:45:58	So please take one and pass it down.
00:46:07	I have needs.
00:46:09	[STAN SNICKERS]
00:46:11	- You don't need these.
00:46:14	No. No, you know what, he's right.
00:46:19	You know why I don't need one?
00:46:23	It's called "making love," isn't it?
00:46:25	Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I think that
00:46:31	And preferably when you're married.
00:46:33	You know, when you're ready to take
00:46:39	Because that's what love is.
00:46:41	It's that first moment
00:46:45	...and you didn't know that anything
00:46:51	And you feel that tiny heart beat...
00:46:54	...and you know that you couldn't love
00:47:00	And you hope that you can do right
00:47:04	...and always be there to catch her when
00:47:08	Not a broken arm...
00:47:11	...or a bad dream...
00:47:15	...or a broken heart.
00:47:24	- I don't want these. Just take them.
00:47:26	Are you serious?
00:47:28	Great, fine, wonderful.
00:47:30	More for me.
00:47:33	Now I got enough
00:47:36	[GRUNTING]
00:47:38	Oh, my God!
00:47:40	[STUDENTS YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
00:47:41	- Stan!
00:47:44	Break it up! Get off him, Stan!
00:47:48	Put those phones away! Stop it!
00:47:50	- Stop hitting him!
00:47:53	- You like that?
00:48:00	BOY: Look at that.
00:48:02	GIRL:
00:48:05	- Oh!
00:48:09	Yo, check this out.
00:48:12	[LAUGHS]
00:48:13	[MIKE SHRIEKING ON RECORDING]
00:48:22	I hope I'm not late for our meeting.
00:48:25	Busted for fighting, nice. Who won?
00:48:28	You know, it was actually pretty even.
00:48:32	Really?
00:48:33	On YouTube it looked like
00:48:36	I saw it a couple times.
00:48:39	- What are you wearing?
00:48:41	- Beckham.
00:48:43	Oh, the clothes. Oh, right.
00:48:45	To the untrained eye,
00:48:47	You do, in fact.
00:48:49	Ah. But it's actually a seduction technique
00:48:54	My outfit serves the dual function
00:48:59	You can go in now.
00:49:01	Watch.
00:49:10	Are you peacocking?
00:49:12	Really? You think that's gonna work?
00:49:14	I think it just might.
00:49:25	Is that? Mrs. O'Donnell!
00:49:29	Hello, how are you?
00:49:31	I'm good. How are you?
00:49:32	Good.
00:49:35	Wow.
00:49:39	You're Ned's son?
00:49:40	Yeah. Yeah. Ned gave birth to me.
00:49:42	Well, he didn't give birth...
00:49:47	You're doing some gardening.
00:49:49	- I'm redoing the backyard.
00:49:52	You want to see?
00:49:53	Yeah, sure. I got some time.
00:49:58	Oh, wow.
00:50:00	Yeah. Obviously, I still have a lot to do.
00:50:04	- You can put that...
00:50:07	All right.
00:50:09	Thank you.
00:50:11	- So this is it.
00:50:13	It used to look a lot worse.
00:50:14	[LAUGHS]
00:50:16	Mm-mm.
00:50:18	Basically, uh, what I planned to do was
00:50:23	- Okay.
00:50:26	...streaming in from both sides.
00:50:29	And then put a big deck right here...
00:50:33	...and then a flagstone patio there
00:50:39	That would be pretty.
00:50:40	And then to have twinkling lights
00:50:46	...so that every night is a starry one.
00:50:48	Heh.
00:50:50	It's gonna be amazing, Scar.
00:50:52	What did you just call me?
00:50:54	Uh...
00:50:56	- I just said, "lt'll be amazing."
00:50:59	My husband's the only one
00:51:01	Could you use some help?
00:51:04	Volunteer. I'm young, I'm strong.
00:51:07	Oh. Oh.
00:51:09	Right, got it. Okay.
00:51:11	[LAUGHS]
00:51:14	I realize that whole
00:51:17	...the "mothers I'd like to,"
00:51:22	...is big with you guys, right?
00:51:25	But that's not gonna happen
00:51:28	I didn't even mean it that way.
00:51:31	I was thinking more along the lines of
00:51:36	But if you want to go there, that's...
00:51:38	- So I'll just get you a shovel, then?
00:51:41	Okay.
00:51:45	[HONKING]
00:51:55	[SCARLET SHRIEKS]
00:52:07	[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
00:52:11	[HORN HONKING]
00:52:20	[HONKING]
00:52:30	What?
00:52:42	[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
00:52:54	[HONKING]
00:53:09	MIKE: I said we could do it!
00:53:13	Did you see the look on Stan's face?
00:53:15	Alex? What happened at the tryouts?
00:53:21	It was good. Mark had a great tryout.
00:53:25	- Yeah.
00:53:28	Really? Oh, great! That's so good.
00:53:31	Me too.
00:53:32	He did great out there.
00:53:34	Oh, Mark. That's super inappropriate.
00:53:36	L... Good job today.
00:53:38	- Good job!
00:53:40	I want to show you something.
00:53:45	Ta-da.
00:53:49	- You hung the lights.
00:53:52	- Wow.
00:53:53	I wanted you guys to be the first to see.
00:53:56	- Mom, it's sick.
00:53:58	ALEX:
00:54:00	Oh, my gosh.
00:54:04	Mark. Mark, we should go practice, dude.
00:54:07	The game's on Friday.
00:54:15	What do you think?
00:54:17	It's amazing.
00:54:18	When people see how talented you are,
00:54:23	Really?
00:54:25	Well, thank you, Mark. That's nice.
00:54:31	Oh.
00:54:32	- I have to go. I have a date tonight.
00:54:37	I'm going dancing, which is ridiculous
00:54:41	- You're an amazing dancer.
00:54:45	- Hm? Ahem.
00:54:47	You just look like you can move.
00:54:49	Um, okay.
00:54:51	I'm going to go, so have fun, Mark.
00:54:55	Night.
00:54:57	[MOUTHING]
00:55:03	[TOBY LIGHTMAN'S "THIS IS LOVE"
00:55:13	- What are you looking at?
00:55:16	That is The Snake.
00:55:19	That was a very hot dance
00:55:22	- Teach it to me.
00:55:24	It's a very advanced step...
00:55:27	...which I know is hard to believe
00:55:31	That's the secret to all great dancers.
00:55:34	Try me.
00:55:36	[THE PRETENDERS' "KID"
00:55:39	Why did you pick that song?
00:55:41	Oh, I don't know.
00:55:45	Hm. That's funny.
00:55:47	That's the song that my husband
00:55:50	Hm. A man of good taste.
00:55:52	- Want me to show you some dance moves?
00:55:54	That I learned at my wedding.
00:55:56	- Great.
00:56:00	Okay, like that, and I'll stand here.
00:56:03	- No, you stand right there.
00:56:06	Okay, ready? So you go
00:56:11	And then quick
00:56:15	And then right... Oh.
00:56:18	That was good.
00:56:21	That's good.
00:56:23	That was really good.
00:56:26	MIKE: So you mentioned your husband.
00:56:28	Do you think you guys are ever
00:56:30	Um, no.
00:56:34	Why are you so sure?
00:56:35	Maybe there's something he could do
00:56:39	I love my husband and care about him...
00:56:44	...but sometimes that just is not enough.
00:56:48	Well, he blew it.
00:56:50	Jump.
00:57:08	- Mom?
00:57:12	Hey, Alex.
00:57:15	- Mom?
00:57:17	I am Alex's mom, Mark.
00:57:19	MIKE:
00:57:22	- Your date is here.
00:57:25	- The front door. Your date.
00:57:27	She was nervous. It's creepy, right?
00:57:30	Little bit.
00:57:31	She's so old, it's like...
00:57:35	Dance with all your friend's moms?
00:57:37	MIKE:
00:57:39	MAN: Oh, hi, Scarlet.
00:57:40	- Wow, you look amazing. Here. Pour vous.
00:57:43	Carnations. What a douche bag.
00:57:46	Mark.
00:57:47	DEAN: No, that's okay.
00:57:49	DEAN:
00:57:50	It's totally normal for sons to
00:57:54	I mean, he's stepping into
00:57:58	- He's not my son, but...
00:58:00	Then that's weird.
00:58:02	- It is.
00:58:03	- Uh, do you want to go?
00:58:06	Let me get my coat.
00:58:07	- Oh, come on.
00:58:09	- This guy?
00:58:11	- You're going from Uncle Mike to this guy?
00:58:13	- Be quiet.
00:58:15	- Do me a favor. Shh.
00:58:18	Give this to Ned, okay, to give to Mike.
00:58:22	And remind him that he needs
00:58:25	Okay? Thank you.
00:58:49	[CAR HORN HONKING]
00:58:50	[LIMP BIZKIT'S "NOOKIE"
00:58:53	Where are you going?
00:58:54	MAGGIE:
00:58:59	Alex!
00:59:04	ALEX: Yeah, uh, seriously, I can't be here.
00:59:07	Do you know how many dangerous and
00:59:10	You had your head shoved in a
00:59:13	You're on the basketball team now.
00:59:17	ALEX:
00:59:19	There's Nicole. Oh, God.
00:59:20	- Which one?
00:59:22	You're looking at... She's my 3, your 2.
00:59:24	- Stop it. You're looking right at her.
00:59:26	[BELCHES]
00:59:28	- Sorry.
00:59:29	- Nothing, it was a burp.
00:59:32	- I have tummy issues. What? Get over it.
00:59:35	She's not going to like me. I'm a loser.
00:59:37	Why are you a loser?
00:59:40	Do you think Stan's a winner?
00:59:43	Any girl in here would be lucky
00:59:46	- What do you know about girls?
00:59:51	I used to date the
00:59:53	...and I let her slip through my fingers.
00:59:56	But I won't let that happen to you.
00:59:58	You're absolutely right.
00:59:59	I'm just going to walk up to her
01:00:02	Tomorrow at school. Maybe.
01:00:05	Just go.
01:00:12	- Hey, girls.
01:00:14	- How are you?
01:00:15	Thank you, um. Have you seen Maggie?
01:00:18	Oh, um, Maggie's not here.
01:00:20	But, um, I am.
01:00:22	And I'm really, really glad you came.
01:00:26	LAUREN: It's her birthday.
01:00:30	- I'll just have to unwrap you.
01:00:34	I was kicked off the cheerleading squad
01:00:42	Okay, okay. Sit down. Just sit down.
01:00:48	If you girls don't respect yourselves...
01:00:51	...then how do you expect
01:00:55	Right?
01:00:56	Don't respect me.
01:00:58	No, don't respect me.
01:00:59	You don't even have to
01:01:01	- Wow, that's slutty.
01:01:04	This is some other dad's problem.
01:01:07	And, um, I just want to tell you
01:01:11	- Excuse me?
01:01:15	- Oh, um...
01:01:18	We give my dog special food.
01:01:20	Oh, flax.
01:01:22	- She's a sweetheart.
01:01:24	Well, she died.
01:01:26	So I look like your dead dog?
01:01:29	I'm just really nervous, and I've wanted
01:01:32	- What am I thinking?
01:01:35	- Alex?
01:01:37	You're on fire.
01:01:39	- Really?
01:01:42	What?
01:01:43	NICOLE:
01:01:45	Whoa. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna
01:01:54	Just hand me those keys right there.
01:01:56	BOY:
01:01:57	[LAUGHING]
01:01:58	STAN: If the keys are locked in there, I don't
01:02:04	Conserve some oxygen in there.
01:02:07	Don't scream, you have
01:02:11	They're pretty, huh?
01:02:15	Oh, there you are.
01:02:24	[MIKE CLEARS THROAT]
01:02:32	- What do you want?
01:02:35	Yeah?
01:02:37	Why are you dating him?
01:02:41	He's crazy.
01:02:43	Hey, don't say that about Stan.
01:02:46	Oh, but I do. I really do.
01:02:49	Look, we're moving in together
01:02:52	Stan got into Georgetown?
01:02:54	- What?
01:02:56	No. No. Stan got on the management track
01:03:01	Oh, great.
01:03:03	And I'm going to Westwood Community
01:03:07	He's my forever.
01:03:12	- There's no way in hell that's happening.
01:03:15	I said, "There's no way in hell
01:03:19	You think I'm gonna let you mortgage
01:03:22	You think I'll let you throw away
01:03:24	...everything that you've accomplished...
01:03:27	...for some psychopathic guy
01:03:29	I forbid you. I forbid you
01:03:33	Oh, okay! Who the hell do you think
01:03:38	- Don't walk away from me.
01:03:41	Margaret Sarah O'Donnell!
01:03:44	- Hey. How'd it go?
01:03:48	What's on your leg?
01:03:51	CHEERLEADERS [CHANTING]:
01:03:53	MURPHY:
01:03:55	What's wrong? You look uncomfortable.
01:03:59	Oh. No.
01:04:03	I was just thinking that
01:04:05	...my husband asked me to marry him.
01:04:08	Wow.
01:04:10	Tough to compete with that.
01:04:12	[BUZZER RINGS]
01:04:14	Down by 6, get the ball to Gold.
01:04:17	Warriors on three. One, two, three.
01:04:20	TEAM:
01:04:26	MURPHY:
01:04:29	Go, Alex! Whoo!
01:04:32	Woo-hoo.
01:04:40	PLAYER 1:
01:04:48	[CHEERING]
01:04:56	PLAYER 2:
01:05:01	PLAYER 3:
01:05:08	PLAYER 4:
01:05:13	PLAYER 5:
01:05:15	PLAYER 6:
01:05:20	Ball!
01:05:24	PLAYER 7:
01:05:27	O'Donnell! Give the ball to Gold!
01:05:31	No, no, no!
01:05:33	[BUZZER RINGS]
01:05:35	[CROWD CHEERING]
01:05:44	We did it! You were great. Oh.
01:05:49	- I'm sweaty. Um...
01:05:51	Congratula... That was awesome.
01:05:53	You did a great...
01:05:57	Yeah, so I think August...
01:06:01	All right, uh, have a good night.
01:06:04	See you tomorrow.
01:06:14	Oh. Hi. Wow, what are the odds?
01:06:18	What's it going to be now?
01:06:22	I'm just going to ask you out, okay?
01:06:25	Just two friends having dinner.
01:06:26	Then if it turns into anything else,
01:06:32	No. Good night.
01:06:36	I'll buy every student a laptop.
01:06:40	You would deny the children of laptops?
01:06:43	- Miss Masterson, the children.
01:06:46	Fine. But this is not a date.
01:06:49	No, in no way a date.
01:06:50	And if I do this, you will stop
01:06:54	- Yes.
01:06:58	We won't fly there in the space shuttle...
01:07:00	...or drive in some gaudy, tacky limo.
01:07:04	No, let's take your car. How about?
01:07:10	This way.
01:07:12	Ned to driver, abort.
01:07:18	I totally missed it. She came right up to me,
01:07:22	Hey, don't worry.
01:07:25	How? How are you going to do that?
01:07:32	Victory party at my house!
01:07:34	[CHEERING]
01:07:44	[CRYING]
01:07:48	Maggie.
01:08:00	Maggie? Hey, Maggie.
01:08:02	Go away.
01:08:05	Hey, what happened?
01:08:08	What do you want?
01:08:09	Rub it in my face? Say, "I told you so"?
01:08:12	No. No, I really don't.
01:08:16	Just tell me what happened.
01:08:21	Stan dumped me.
01:08:27	Stan dumped you?
01:08:30	Stan dumped you? What?
01:08:32	What happened? How did this...?
01:08:36	What did he do?
01:08:38	After the game...
01:08:40	We...
01:08:42	He took me behind the quad, and we...
01:08:45	I can't hear this. You didn't.
01:08:48	- No, Mags.
01:08:53	No.
01:08:55	That's why he dumped me.
01:09:02	Mags, hey.
01:09:04	Hey, hey, it's okay.
01:09:09	You know...
01:09:12	...when you're young, everything feels like
01:09:18	It's not.
01:09:20	Right.
01:09:22	It's just the beginning.
01:09:25	You might have to meet
01:09:28	...but one day
01:09:31	...who treats you the way
01:09:36	Like the sun rises and sets with you.
01:09:44	You really think so?
01:09:49	I know so.
01:09:53	That's so sweet.
01:09:55	You're the sweetest.
01:09:58	- Thank you.
01:10:00	- Ow. Oh.
01:10:02	[CHUCKLING]
01:10:03	Anyways, I, uh, came over here...
01:10:07	I wanted to invite you to my party.
01:10:11	- Yes. I would love to.
01:10:13	- Great. That's exciting.
01:10:15	- Aah! Yay!
01:10:17	- Thank you.
01:10:19	I know, it's great. Ha, ha.
01:10:22	See you tonight.
01:10:32	"At Mark's house."
01:10:36	[CELL PHONES RINGING]
01:10:48	[SANTOGOLD'S "L.E.S. ARTISTES"
01:10:53	BOY: Hey, that's cool. Let me see that.
01:10:57	Don't touch the toys, okay?
01:11:00	ALEX: Yeah, I'll, uh, try not to light myself
01:11:03	- I'll keep a fire extinguisher handy.
01:11:07	- Do you want to sit outside?
01:11:37	[SLURPING]
01:11:45	That's delightful.
01:11:51	What? What?
01:11:56	- Okay, I don't know how to act normal.
01:11:59	It's the story of my life. I'm not smooth.
01:12:04	I'm not the kind of guy who comes
01:12:08	The kind of guy who spends 10 grand...
01:12:10	...on Gandalf the Grey's quarterstaff
01:12:14	Yes, that does make you a dork.
01:12:20	Especially since Gandalf the Grey
01:12:24	He returns in Two Towers
01:12:34	[SPEAKING IN MADE-UP LANGUAGE]
01:12:51	STAN:
01:12:54	I need you to show me that you love me.
01:12:58	And that way
01:13:00	Stop it. Look, whatever.
01:13:04	- What?
01:13:08	Just get out of here.
01:13:12	STAN:
01:13:15	Who's gonna make me leave?
01:13:18	You?
01:13:20	You know I would, but it smells
01:13:24	...so I'm just gonna let the cops do it.
01:13:32	STAN:
01:13:34	She doesn't put out, anyway.
01:13:36	On second thought...
01:13:39	[GRUNTS]
01:13:42	MIKE:
01:13:47	I was 17.
01:13:51	I was back in high school,
01:13:58	Scar.
01:14:01	Scar? I don't see a scar.
01:14:05	Look, I know why you didn't
01:14:08	It's because you wanted me.
01:14:14	You want to play games?
01:14:16	- No, no, no.
01:14:19	...and you're a baby gazelle.
01:14:21	[ROARING]
01:14:23	Maggie! No, no, no,
01:14:25	If you only knew how highly inappropriate
01:14:29	Stop it. Please stop.
01:14:30	Maggie, I'm not the person
01:14:33	- Yes, you are.
01:14:35	You're right, you're good.
01:14:38	I'm not like others.
01:14:40	So different, in fact, that you and I can
01:14:45	- Stop biting.
01:14:50	Oh.
01:14:51	Oh, my God. What are you saying?
01:14:55	Are you confused?
01:14:58	I'm very confused, yes.
01:15:00	Oh, my God. I... I... I get it now.
01:15:05	And your hair is always perfectly coiffed,
01:15:11	- What are you talking about?
01:15:14	Dude, your jeans are really tight.
01:15:20	I'm not gay.
01:15:22	I'm in love, Maggie. I'm in love.
01:15:25	I've been in love.
01:15:26	I've been in love with the same girl
01:15:32	Does she go to our school? Do I know her?
01:15:37	- No, Maggie. No.
01:15:41	You tell your girlfriend
01:15:46	[GROWLING]
01:15:51	Sweet baby Jesus.
01:15:55	Thanks.
01:15:57	[WAITER SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
01:15:59	[IN MADE-UP LANGUAGE]
01:16:14	[IN ENGLISH]
01:16:16	[YING YANG TWINS' "DROP"
01:16:20	[CHATTERING]
01:16:28	I'm so dead.
01:16:33	GIRL:
01:16:36	- Scarlet? Scarlet? Scarlet.
01:16:39	- What are you doing here?
01:16:41	He's not picking up his phone.
01:16:43	Alex is fine. Alex is fine, believe me.
01:16:45	In fact, with the way things are going...
01:16:47	...by the end of the night
01:16:51	- Alex has a girlfriend?
01:16:54	- Come on, I'll show you.
01:16:56	Walk up the stairs. Walk with me
01:16:59	[IN ENGLISH] So how ever did you get
01:17:02	It's not due out for another six months.
01:17:04	Well, let's just say I said some things
01:17:10	...that I'm not totally proud of.
01:17:12	[KOOL & THE GANG'S "CHERISH"
01:17:16	[GROWLS]
01:17:18	[SCREAMING]
01:17:21	[TEENAGERS WHOOPING]
01:17:23	I'm going to kill him.
01:17:35	[GRUNTING]
01:17:41	Everybody, out!
01:17:46	Oh, no, no.
01:17:51	[WHISTLES]
01:17:54	This party is over!
01:17:56	Unless you want to spend the next
01:18:03	Okay. We better go warn Mark.
01:18:09	SCARLET:
01:18:12	- Yeah.
01:18:16	He really needs a male role model.
01:18:19	- He's a great kid.
01:18:21	You know, they both are.
01:18:26	I think you're a great mother.
01:18:28	Thank you.
01:18:31	He's on the balcony. He's right there.
01:18:35	- Mom?
01:18:39	...and you really feel like
01:18:43	You have no idea how amazing
01:18:51	[GASPING]
01:18:55	[GRUNTS]
01:18:57	Scarlet.
01:18:58	Scarlet! Scarlet, I'm not Mark, okay?
01:19:02	- I'm him, I'm me. Scarlet, I'm your husband.
01:19:06	If you'd listen to me, I am the father
01:19:09	Don't call me that. Don't call me that!
01:19:12	You are a weirdo little man-child!
01:19:15	Give me two seconds,
01:19:18	You are a pervert!
01:19:20	[GRUNTING]
01:19:30	Get out, and get out, and get out.
01:19:33	JANE:
01:19:37	Well, this isn't exactly the
01:19:43	I'm sure now you can see why
01:19:48	I'm sorry.
01:19:56	I'm sorry. I had no idea that it was
01:20:01	- Hm.
01:20:08	- Now I'm sorry.
01:20:11	The second one was out of line.
01:20:14	Are you okay? I'm really sorry.
01:20:19	Three makes it even. Now we're even.
01:20:24	How are you? You okay?
01:20:25	Yeah.
01:20:36	And finished.
01:20:40	With the rug area.
01:20:43	But we've made very good progress.
01:20:46	We deserve a break.
01:20:48	I lost my family.
01:20:51	Hey, Mike?
01:20:53	If it's any consolation,
01:20:57	You did your job,
01:21:00	I don't want to.
01:21:03	Maybe they don't need me anymore,
01:21:08	Hey, not to be a buzzkill...
01:21:10	...but you're due in court...
01:21:12	...in 22 minutes.
01:21:15	Ned, I need more time.
01:21:17	- I have to stop this.
01:21:20	- Wait, Ned, Ned, Ned.
01:21:22	- Pants.
01:21:36	NED:
01:21:38	He's nothing but
01:21:41	You wouldn't be so big
01:21:43	Grab that thing that's down there.
01:21:47	- Where you get this?
01:21:49	Saves me a half hour on my commute.
01:21:51	Dude, just hold it. Hold it way up.
01:21:54	[SIREN WAILING]
01:22:12	- The whole truth, nothing
01:22:15	SCARLET:
01:22:16	You request a divorce
01:22:19	...citing irreconcilable differences.
01:22:21	- Yes, Your Honor.
01:22:25	No, Your Honor.
01:22:26	I take his absence as agreement
01:22:34	- You are not requesting sole custody?
01:22:38	"You can't handle the truth!"
01:22:41	What?
01:22:42	I'm sorry, I panicked. It was the
01:22:46	Your Majesty.
01:22:49	- Who are you?
01:22:52	You a lawyer, best friend?
01:22:55	- Yes.
01:22:56	I believe the law degree
01:23:00	Yes, and it's a little bit smeared
01:23:04	...not because I printed it out recently.
01:23:11	Let's pretend that's real.
01:23:15	We...
01:23:17	...are stopping a gross...
01:23:21	...miscarriage ofjustice!
01:23:23	That...
01:23:26	Okay, if you'd just let me explain.
01:23:29	If you would just listen...
01:23:30	I've got a letter from Mike O'Donnell,
01:23:34	I'm sorry. We're in the middle...
01:23:36	Your Honor, if it's okay,
01:23:47	MIKE:
01:23:52	This is a letter from Mike O'Donnell.
01:23:54	He wanted me to read it.
01:23:59	"Scarlet...
01:24:03	...before you go through with this...
01:24:05	...I want to remind you
01:24:12	It was the first time that I saw you.
01:24:16	You were reading Less Than Zero.
01:24:19	You were wearing
01:24:25	I'd never seen anything so perfect.
01:24:31	I remember thinking
01:24:38	Then you whispered that you loved me...
01:24:40	[CRYING]
01:24:43	...at the homecoming dance.
01:24:48	And I felt...
01:24:51	...so peaceful...
01:24:54	...and safe.
01:24:58	Because I knew that no matter
01:25:01	...nothing could ever be that bad.
01:25:05	Because I had you.
01:25:08	Uh...
01:25:11	And then I grew up...
01:25:14	...and I lost my way.
01:25:19	And I blamed you for my failures.
01:25:25	And I know that you think
01:25:31	I don't want you to.
01:25:37	But I guess...
01:25:43	...if I love you...
01:25:48	...I should let you move on."
01:25:54	JUDGE:
01:26:18	Let's proceed.
01:26:23	I'm sorry, Your Honor.
01:26:25	...if we postpone
01:26:28	Would that be okay?
01:26:31	Postponed 30 days. Next case.
01:26:59	NED: Haven't seen you practice
01:27:02	Yeah, you know, if I want
01:27:05	...then I need to stay focused.
01:27:07	Wait, wait. You're not still trying
01:27:12	Be careful, man. You do not want
01:27:16	There's no path, Ned! There's no path!
01:27:20	I just made it worse for them.
01:27:22	My wife is happier, everyone's happier
01:27:28	It's time to move on.
01:28:02	It's time to go, Mom.
01:28:18	Hey, Gold, save something
01:28:21	Just warming up, coach.
01:28:23	Got a little inside info for you.
01:28:25	The scout from Ohio State is back,
01:28:29	You play half the game
01:28:32	...you're going to be playing
01:28:35	- That's the plan, coach.
01:28:39	All right, gather up, jockstraps.
01:28:43	Try not to break the camera.
01:28:45	[FERGIE'S "FERGALICIOUS"
01:29:23	[CHEERING]
01:29:30	I can't wait to go to Georgetown
01:29:38	I thought Mark was hanging out
01:29:43	All right, ladies, let's bring it in.
01:29:48	NED:
01:29:51	Jane! I'm sorry, sorry.
01:29:54	JANE: Ned, Ned, Ned.
01:29:56	JANE: Ned. Yeah. Hi.
01:30:00	- I need to talk to you.
01:30:03	I practiced this, uh.
01:30:05	Okay.
01:30:06	I have just seen my best friend lose
01:30:13	And maybe we'll never be there, but...
01:30:15	Yes, I understand, but I have told you
01:30:20	- Yes.
01:30:23	...with my students' parents.
01:30:24	But, Jane,
01:30:28	...when I'm wearing
01:30:33	Jane, all I'm asking is a chance
01:30:38	Because you're the one
01:30:41	...when I'm storming
01:30:50	You can plunder my dungeon anytime.
01:30:53	I'll bring my long bow.
01:30:55	TEAM:
01:30:59	[CHATTERING AND CHEERING]
01:31:01	Come on.
01:31:16	Oh, my God.
01:31:18	MAGGIE:
01:31:22	I can't be here again. I have to go.
01:31:46	SCARLET: The game. That's your future.
01:31:49	SCARLET: That's crazy, Mike.
01:31:52	Bye, Mike.
01:31:54	JANITOR: High school star.
01:31:56	- What are you doing?
01:31:58	JANITOR: I'll bet you wish you had it to
01:32:01	Hello?!
01:32:03	NED:
01:32:05	MIKE:
01:32:08	You and me, we're in this together.
01:32:13	It's your turn now.
01:32:18	[WHISTLE BLOWS]
01:32:22	Traveling.
01:32:23	Green ball!
01:32:25	O'Donnell, get in there!
01:32:27	Scarlet!
01:32:30	Scar?
01:32:33	Scarlet?
01:32:53	It is you.
01:33:01	MIKE:
01:33:04	"Hi"?
01:33:07	I can explain.
01:33:10	You can?
01:33:12	No, not at all.
01:33:15	- You didn't have to come after me again.
01:33:20	You're the best decision
01:33:24	And then I fell off a bridge
01:33:29	But I'm never going to forget again.
01:33:33	Look, I know that I've been
01:33:37	...20 years.
01:33:40	But if you let me, I swear, I will spend
01:33:46	I thought I wanted
01:33:48	...but now I know I just want
01:33:56	Weird.
01:33:57	Yeah.
01:34:01	I missed you.
01:34:09	Yeah, I'm gonna put you down
01:34:15	Yeah, you did have that six-pack
01:34:18	Is there any chance I'll see that again?
01:34:21	I knew you were checking me out.
01:34:26	[CHANTING]
01:34:32	SCARLET:
01:34:34	MIKE:
01:34:45	Ned, hey.
01:34:46	I packed up all my stuff and I wanted
01:34:49	Hey, whoa. No. No.
01:34:51	Wasn't expecting to see
01:34:55	You look very pretty.
01:34:57	Thank you.
01:34:58	The Force is strong in this one.
01:35:00	So I guess I'll be
01:35:02	Oh, yes, uh, Coach O'Donnell.
01:35:05	And, um, we are very happy
01:35:09	Buddy, I got you a little something
01:35:13	Don't think about how much it cost,
01:35:17	Hey, you got me a whistle.
01:35:21	Don't blow it.
01:35:25	Play big.
01:35:27	You too.
01:35:29	JANE: Good luck.
01:35:31	MIKE:
01:41:50	[ENGLISH SDH]

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