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The Six Wives Of Henry Lefay
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[ Caribbean music plays ] |
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Gorgeous hotel, huh? |
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Yeah. |
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Actually, two of my honeymoons here. |
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We went to Pittsburgh, |
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So, how many times |
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Five. |
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Six, depending on how you count. |
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Hey, we're up. |
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Let me ask you something. |
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Do you have any advice? |
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Nah, they're all pretty tough. |
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Actually, one wasn't so bad. |
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l signed the papers |
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right before the next wedding. |
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l really wanted to sign the papers |
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but l couldn't find a notary |
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Sure, what would he stamp? |
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Well, l'm never getting |
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-Sure you are. |
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Never. |
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My wife left me |
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Do you believe that? |
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That sucks. |
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What do you do? |
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Audio-video salesman. |
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l own stores. |
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Well, l'm turning over |
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A completely different approach |
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From now on, |
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l have two marriages who would've |
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lt's not the ex-wives |
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it's my daughter. |
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She absolutely refuses |
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l've been there. |
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Just keep trying. |
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lf there was one thing |
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Here we are. |
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Huh? |
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Well, you ready? |
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l'm terrified, but this is great. |
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Aaah! |
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Yeah, right. |
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Okay, is this a sequel |
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How did he put you |
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l don't think l could handle |
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Are you sure |
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Baby, it's not even an issue. |
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Thank you. |
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l'm not going back for you. |
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[ Laughs ] |
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All those ex-wives of his -- |
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l love you. |
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[ Smooches ] |
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What was he doing parasailing? |
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God damn him. |
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⪠I always thought |
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⪠In the silence, I can hear us ⪠|
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⪠Making plans for happily ever,,, ⪠|
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You know, the last thing |
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. . .was that l never want to see |
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[ Up-tempo rock music plays ] |
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BARBARA: Oh, God. |
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This is totally him. |
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Drops me an e-mail, |
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and that he needs my help, |
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LLOYD: I'm sure he's fine, baby, |
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If he wasn't, somebody else |
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Oh, well, l don't want |
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l don't want any of it. |
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Marry me, Barbara Lefay, |
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You realize you're proposing to me |
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How am l supposed to say yes? |
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Hey, l tried at the beach. |
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l even tried after sex |
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[ Laughs ] |
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Now that's very funny, |
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l even tried on the scoreboard |
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Everybody says yes when you propose |
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So why do you keep asking? |
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'Cause you never say no. |
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l always say no. |
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Yeah, but you never mean it, |
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Listen, it can't be as bad |
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You're older, they're older. |
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When's the last time |
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Four years, |
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Okay, l haven't even |
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Her name is Autumn. |
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Why didn't you go back |
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lt was an impulse thing |
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some Polynesian |
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-I don't want to be here, |
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Close your eyes. |
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Close them. |
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Take a deep breath. |
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Pretend you're in an elevator. |
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[ Laughs ] |
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Trust me, |
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Promise? |
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l promise. |
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Thank you. |
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Anytime. |
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I love you |
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l love you, too. Bye. |
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[ Disconnects call ] |
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[ Engine turns over ] |
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[ Tires screech ] |
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Oh, great. Great! |
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He better be goddamned |
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[ Rings doorbell ] |
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You must be Barbie. |
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lt's nice to meet you. |
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Oh! |
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-Hi! |
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Oh, my gosh! |
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How old are you? |
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l'm 2 8. |
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Me too! |
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Get out. |
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Wow, l love your scarf. |
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Uh, yeah. |
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Listen, um, Henry's upstairs. |
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Your grandma's in the kitchen |
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while l go grab him. |
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Barbie Rose Lefay! |
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There's nothing wrong with you? |
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Who do you love? |
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Arr, maties, Henry Lefay here, |
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or should I say |
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Maybe I will, |
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With the best way to save |
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if you're looking for audio-video |
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[ Laughs ] |
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In fact, I'll double your gold savings |
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if you can find a better price |
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or, at least, anywhere near Ithaca, |
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You know, this week only, |
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here on these DVD players, |
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Just like that crocodile |
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[ Pretends to cry ] |
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Arr! Long John Henry! |
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You know, l still write |
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Was that the pirate one? |
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Yeah, Ma. |
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How many times do l have to watch |
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Mom, you love this. |
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You said you were in an accident. |
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[ Turns off TV ] |
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-When? |
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You said you were in a motorcycle |
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l do need your help. |
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But that accident |
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Hey, look at the size of this. |
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The same guys did the scoreboard |
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Big image quality! |
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Makes you feel like you're |
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Last night, |
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l felt like l was banging |
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He did. |
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How come |
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Ooh, look at the time! |
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Oh! |
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l got a gig tonight. |
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Gig? What do you mean ''a gig''? |
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[ Blues music plays ] |
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⪠You know that I love you ⪠|
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⪠I want to lay down in your arms ⪠|
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[ Plays harmonica ] |
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Whoo! |
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[ Cheering and applause ] |
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Well? |
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That was good. |
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So, how did you guys meet? |
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Oh, through my parents. |
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Henry used to date my mother. |
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Oh, no, no, no. |
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When they were |
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l bet you thought |
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Weird? No. Why? |
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Look, l know it bothers some people |
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But guess what? |
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l've always been attracted |
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lt's just my thing. |
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Well, this old dog's |
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Barbie doll, this marriage |
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l'm a man at peace, you know. |
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Oh. |
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l just wish I'd met you 25 years ago. |
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Of course, 25 years ago, she didn't |
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She does now. |
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Daddy, why do you need my help? |
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[ Sighs ] |
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lt's the business. |
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You know, she's never forgiven me |
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And now she's squeezing me |
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We don't see eye to eye |
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But she's always liked you. |
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Plus, you've got that MBA |
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-You didn't buy me an MBA. |
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l just figured you could help us |
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And, in the meantime, |
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you can get to know |
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Nobody knows us there. |
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They will, darling. They will. |
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Henry, l lived in New York City. |
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With me. |
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-Barbie? |
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-Yeah. |
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My advice is one of you should |
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and be done with it. |
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l've offered. |
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She's holding on |
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Come on. Barbie's here. |
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Fine. |
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Do what? |
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Stockholder's meeting. |
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And l'm here representing mine. |
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Okay, what's the first thing they do |
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Approval of the minutes |
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-There was no last meeting. |
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All right, those in favor say ''aye.'' |
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-Aye. |
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-All right, old business? |
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New business. |
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l move that both Henry Lefay |
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each make a gift of 1% |
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to one Barbara Lefay. |
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-To me? |
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l need a second. l'll second it. |
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-Aye. |
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Motion carries unanimously. |
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. |
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He hasn't explained this to you? |
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Classic. You are as bad a partner |
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Did you know he actually cheated |
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Technically, that was not cheating |
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since l was married to her |
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[ Speaking Spanish ] |
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Please, please, English. l love |
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Why are you giving me stock? |
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Henry wants to do |
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Yeah. |
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-lt's offensive. |
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lt's to get a jump |
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lf you just think outside the box |
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Just for once. |
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Abe Lincoln. Martin Luther King. |
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Great Americans shot down |
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Both get their own holiday. |
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What about that doesn't scream |
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But New York first! |
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My 49% says let's expand. |
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49 oppose. |
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Um, don't look at me. |
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You've got to care. |
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So, what? l get deciding vote |
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and you guys |
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-Agreed. |
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Okay, fine. |
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Thank you. |
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An inventory-driven business |
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starting up one store |
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you couldn't possibly afford |
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What did l tell you? |
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But, V, |
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my 2% goes behind Dad. |
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No matter how stupid or offensive |
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he's made you rich |
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so deal with it. |
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Martin Luther King Day? |
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Knock yourself out. |
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l'm sure l'm not making |
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but that is my 2% worth, |
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and if you don't like it, |
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and leave me alone. |
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-l'm happy. |
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Yeah. |
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Hey, don't walk away so fast. |
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You're my only child. |
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And, besides, l know it was crappy |
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how l tricked you |
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So I'd like to make it up to you. |
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⪠Blue skies smiling at me ⪠|
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⪠Nothing but blue skies do I see ⪠|
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l've arranged a day of beauty for you. |
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A day of beauty? |
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Don't get all big-city on me, |
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Remember where you came from. |
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Terri Lee's House of Beauty, |
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lt's all reserved and paid for. |
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Me and Autumn. Terrific. |
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Look, Dad, l really gotta go back. |
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Listen, l need you to do this for me. |
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-Autumn really respects you. |
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l want you to tell her |
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A divorce? |
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Right, right. lt's probably |
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But you can tee it up for me. |
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You can tell her |
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You're my daughter. lt will mean |
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Daddy, if you don't respect |
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at least respect what it means |
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l respect the institution of marriage! |
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But this one was a mistake! |
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There wasn't even an aisle -- |
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Polynesian witch doctor holding us |
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l don't even think |
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This is wife number five, Daddy, |
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and you haven't even |
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Look, she's way too young, |
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but she seems |
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and she's obviously |
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You can't take |
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Why don't you try |
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Try whatever you have to! |
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But this time you have to get serious |
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You're right. |
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l should do whatever it takes |
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And l bet you'll be happy in the end. |
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This is something that could |
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-There's just one problem. |
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l'm already engaged |
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-What? |
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But this gal, |
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This is the one that will finally |
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-Daddy? l'm your daughter. |
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Dad, you cannot have a new fiancé. |
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That's why l need your help. |
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Who do you love? |
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l just wanted to stop in |
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l was gonna get mom a present. |
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Uh, no. l'm just going |
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Okay. |
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Oh, good. l found you, |
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Hey, hey! Why are we throwing |
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l'm giving you back |
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You selfish jackass! |
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What did l do? |
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You were sleeping with your wife |
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l didn't -- my wife? |
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Autumn! |
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You told me you didn't even meet her |
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Which divorce? |
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Oh, you liar! |
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Our mutual colorist told me |
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l don't want any of this anymore. |
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Nothing from our vacations. |
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Nothing from your stupid |
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Oh! Especially this. |
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-What the hell? |
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l bought you this? |
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Of course you did. |
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When we went to St. Lucia, and |
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just before midnight, you gave it |
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l've never been to St. Lucia. |
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Okay, the show's over! |
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Yeah, keep moving, people! |
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-Stop staring. |
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l've got an idea. |
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Lunch? |
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Didn't know she was in town? |
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No. |
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Hey, guys. |
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SARAH JANE: |
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God, we are all getting older, |
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Sarah Jane. |
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Mmm. |
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And you. l remember you. |
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Hey, Barbie. |
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So, what brings the big girl |
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l'm just straightening out |
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With what? A faith healer? |
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Well, l see all those years |
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haven't affected your charm. |
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l -- l hear you're living |
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Some big business? |
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Uh, kind of. lt's a consulting firm. |
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l'm still over at Friendly Freddy's. |
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Yeah. |
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Okay. |
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l manage it now. |
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Well, some things |
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But some things do. |
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HENRY: l have a dream! |
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That one day, this Saturday, |
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you can save up to 10% |
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My dream is that |
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you can exercise your civil rights |
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by marching over to Henry Lefay's |
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My dream is that |
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on portable DVD players, |
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nobody has to ride |
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And this weekend only, |
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Thank God Almighty, |
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He was young and handsome. |
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And just plain old more fun |
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So you went out with him, l get that. |
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You had a good time. |
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But you had to have seen |
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Why would you marry him? |
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Do you remember |
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that was in your bedroom |
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-Yeah. |
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Do you know |
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One time, when we were engaged, |
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And we played that game, |
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the one where you squirt |
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and you win a little stuffed animal. |
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And if you keep playing, |
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Well, Henry played for hours, |
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and spent God knows |
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until he won that grotesque, |
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So he decides it's going to be |
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And we take it everywhere. |
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lt even goes to my mother's house. |
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Thanksgiving, okay? |
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Ties a napkin around his neck. |
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Sure enough, we get on the plane |
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and there in the window seat |
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[ Laughing ] |
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Henry bought it a ticket. |
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[ Laughing ] |
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Wow. |
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l don't know what happened |
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Look, baby, l know it's hard. |
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But l really want you |
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and make things better. |
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Find a way. |
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[ Sighs ] |
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HENRY: Get away from me! |
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Help! Police! |
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Oh, not this again. |
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Help! Help! Help! |
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Help! |
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Dead! You are dead! |
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[ Thunder rumbles ] |
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Oh, crap! |
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Wait -- how? Oh. |
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-Hey, Barbie. |
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You are really dead! |
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l mean it, Henry! |
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Where are you? |
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HENRY: National Guard! |
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Hiya, Barbie. |
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Oh, a couple days ago. |
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One of the neighbors called in. |
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Well, Ophelia's chasing my dad |
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You know, when they got divorced, |
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Well, we can dream, can't we? |
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OPHELIA: l knew you'd run |
| 00:22:30 |
Hey, look! |
| 00:22:34 |
Okay. So Henry and l |
| 00:22:38 |
let me say this tastefully -- |
| 00:22:40 |
O-R-A-L. |
| 00:22:42 |
And he answered his cell phone. |
| 00:22:44 |
[ Groans ] |
| 00:22:45 |
And then he tries to explain it away |
| 00:22:48 |
-lt was. |
| 00:22:50 |
Okay, speaking of fiancées |
| 00:22:53 |
She volunteers at the food bank |
| 00:22:56 |
-How convenient. |
| 00:22:59 |
Look, can l just get a minute alone |
| 00:23:01 |
l best get going anyway. |
| 00:23:03 |
Can you give me a ride home, honey? |
| 00:23:05 |
But first, be a dear |
| 00:23:11 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:23:15 |
What are you doing |
| 00:23:18 |
when you're engaged |
| 00:23:19 |
When you're married |
| 00:23:21 |
She came over here, |
| 00:23:23 |
What am l supposed to say? |
| 00:23:24 |
Uh, ''no''? |
| 00:23:25 |
Barbie doll, you don't understand. |
| 00:23:27 |
Around Ophelia, l'm -- l'm powerless. |
| 00:23:31 |
Seriously. l know she's wacky |
| 00:23:34 |
and she's probably going |
| 00:23:36 |
but when that woman |
| 00:23:40 |
So why are you engaged |
| 00:23:42 |
Why don't you just marry Ophelia |
| 00:23:46 |
You saw her chase me around here |
| 00:23:50 |
You know what we used to called that |
| 00:23:52 |
-What? |
| 00:23:54 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 00:23:55 |
God help me, that crazy-ass blond |
| 00:24:00 |
That woman is hands down |
| 00:24:04 |
the one true love of my life. |
| 00:24:06 |
Aw! |
| 00:24:08 |
You're the one true love |
| 00:24:11 |
[ Smooches ] |
| 00:24:12 |
Oh, isn't he adorable? |
| 00:24:15 |
Oh, Barbie, did your dad tell you |
| 00:24:19 |
You know what, Autumn? |
| 00:24:20 |
lt sounds great, |
| 00:24:21 |
Barbie doll, |
| 00:24:25 |
How could you break |
| 00:24:29 |
You know, your dad's been |
| 00:24:31 |
about me redecorating his house |
| 00:24:34 |
l was thinking of the little room |
| 00:24:37 |
making it |
| 00:24:39 |
where we could snuggle up |
| 00:24:41 |
with our coffee |
| 00:24:43 |
Listen, Autumn, just be careful |
| 00:24:49 |
You know his history |
| 00:24:55 |
lt's the age thing, isn't it? |
| 00:24:57 |
l mean, you can't seem |
| 00:24:59 |
No, it's not that. |
| 00:25:02 |
But l'm worried about you |
| 00:25:05 |
Barbie, forgive me for saying so, |
| 00:25:08 |
but l think l know him a little bit |
| 00:25:11 |
And with men of his type, |
| 00:25:13 |
l mean, sometimes you just |
| 00:25:16 |
when they're finally |
| 00:25:21 |
l mean, at heart, |
| 00:25:24 |
l know that it sounds crazy, |
| 00:25:25 |
but why do you think he's |
| 00:25:28 |
He honestly believes that there's |
| 00:25:42 |
⪠Owie, owie, ouch ⪠|
| 00:25:44 |
⪠Is what you got to say ⪠|
| 00:25:47 |
⪠Owie, owie, ouch ⪠|
| 00:25:49 |
⪠It helps the hurting go away ⪠|
| 00:25:53 |
Can l help you, Miss? |
| 00:25:57 |
What do you think |
| 00:26:00 |
Oh, l know what he's thinking. |
| 00:26:03 |
He's thinking, ''No one is |
| 00:26:08 |
You used to have that job. |
| 00:26:09 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:26:11 |
And you used to be that girl |
| 00:26:17 |
-ls that what you were thinking? |
| 00:26:20 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 00:26:25 |
Did you ever get married? |
| 00:26:28 |
No. |
| 00:26:30 |
-Boyfriend. |
| 00:26:33 |
Yeah. |
| 00:26:34 |
So, what's the deal |
| 00:26:38 |
l wasn't expecting that. |
| 00:26:40 |
How long have you guys |
| 00:26:42 |
No, no, no. She was just |
| 00:26:45 |
We're not together. |
| 00:26:46 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 00:26:48 |
And, anyway, l don't see |
| 00:26:51 |
to say anything about that |
| 00:26:55 |
What do mean the way |
| 00:26:57 |
You dumped me. |
| 00:26:58 |
After l heard about you |
| 00:27:03 |
Johnny Farigno. |
| 00:27:08 |
l made out with him, didn't l? |
| 00:27:12 |
That's what l was told. |
| 00:27:16 |
And l know why you did it, too. |
| 00:27:24 |
ls that a fact? |
| 00:27:25 |
lt is. |
| 00:27:28 |
We were getting |
| 00:27:29 |
and you thought l was going |
| 00:27:33 |
Hey, l was no fool, Barbie. |
| 00:27:35 |
Anybody could take one look at you |
| 00:27:37 |
and see that you weren't going |
| 00:27:39 |
in a town this size |
| 00:27:42 |
who danced |
| 00:27:44 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 00:27:49 |
Was l right? |
| 00:27:50 |
l could tell you were the type |
| 00:27:51 |
that wanted to settle down |
| 00:27:54 |
You always had that serious side. |
| 00:27:57 |
Yeah, l guess maybe l did. |
| 00:28:01 |
So, who is the lucky girl |
| 00:28:06 |
Nobody. |
| 00:28:10 |
Nobody even close. |
| 00:28:14 |
l should go. |
| 00:28:16 |
lt was nice seeing you. |
| 00:28:26 |
BARBARA: Why do l have to do this? |
| 00:28:27 |
Come on. This is going to be |
| 00:28:30 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:28:30 |
-Think about Autumn. |
| 00:28:32 |
With Autumn, |
| 00:28:35 |
before you even got a chance |
| 00:28:37 |
l don't want that to happen again. |
| 00:28:38 |
l feel like l'm cheating here. |
| 00:28:40 |
l don't even know this one's name. |
| 00:28:43 |
Her name? |
| 00:28:44 |
She did this thing last night |
| 00:28:48 |
There's the little princess right now. |
| 00:28:51 |
Hi, baby. |
| 00:28:52 |
[ Smooches ] |
| 00:28:55 |
Hi, Barbie. |
| 00:28:59 |
Wait a minute, you were |
| 00:29:02 |
How did l not know that? |
| 00:29:03 |
Were you aware of anything |
| 00:29:06 |
And then l was three years |
| 00:29:09 |
Honey, l told you this whole thing |
| 00:29:10 |
don't you remember? |
| 00:29:12 |
Yeah, well, on our first date, |
| 00:29:14 |
south of the border, |
| 00:29:16 |
Lovely. |
| 00:29:17 |
Oh, this doesn't bother you, |
| 00:29:19 |
Your father and me? |
| 00:29:21 |
Bother me? Not at all. |
| 00:29:23 |
Because if it did, well, |
| 00:29:27 |
Don't worry, Mommy. |
| 00:29:30 |
Have you guys talked |
| 00:29:32 |
-l don't think this is really the-- |
| 00:29:36 |
Look, l understand |
| 00:29:39 |
Your dad walked out on you |
| 00:29:41 |
and we all knew that that left you |
| 00:29:44 |
which probably screwed up |
| 00:29:47 |
even to this day. |
| 00:29:48 |
Daddy? |
| 00:29:50 |
Outside. |
| 00:29:53 |
Now! |
| 00:30:14 |
-⪠Blue skies smiling at me ⪠|
| 00:30:16 |
Don't even think of trying |
| 00:30:19 |
Sarah Jane just likes |
| 00:30:20 |
She's a bitch on wheels, okay? |
| 00:30:22 |
Ever since high school, |
| 00:30:23 |
l didn't invite her to some party. |
| 00:30:24 |
l don't even know what l did. |
| 00:30:26 |
Just don't expect me |
| 00:30:27 |
Just give it time. |
| 00:30:28 |
Everything has a way |
| 00:30:30 |
No, things don't |
| 00:30:32 |
What happens is you do |
| 00:30:34 |
and then you assume |
| 00:30:35 |
and clean up your mess. |
| 00:30:36 |
And someone always does. |
| 00:30:39 |
Okay, come back inside. |
| 00:30:41 |
l'll buy you one of those |
| 00:30:43 |
A molten ch-- |
| 00:30:45 |
l'm sure you'll like Sarah Jane |
| 00:30:49 |
And don't call her mommy. |
| 00:30:53 |
l am so done with this. |
| 00:30:54 |
Come on, Barbie doll. |
| 00:30:57 |
l've got a noon flight |
| 00:30:59 |
and l don't ever want to see |
| 00:31:03 |
[ Engine turns over ] |
| 00:31:30 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:31:32 |
This is going to be a circus. |
| 00:31:35 |
All right, l'll buy us |
| 00:31:36 |
We'll be fine. |
| 00:31:40 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:31:46 |
l guess he wasn't too hung up |
| 00:32:00 |
Sweetheart. Oh, baby. |
| 00:32:02 |
[ Crying ] |
| 00:32:05 |
Hi, l'm Kate. |
| 00:32:06 |
Lloyd. lt's a -- |
| 00:32:10 |
Yeah, you too. l'm sorry it's not |
| 00:32:13 |
Oh, sweetie. Come here. |
| 00:32:18 |
How long has it been |
| 00:32:21 |
Oh, about a year -- |
| 00:32:23 |
when he tricked me |
| 00:32:29 |
My condolences. |
| 00:32:32 |
l'm sure this is rough on you, too. |
| 00:32:34 |
Oh, l did all my crying |
| 00:32:37 |
a long time ago. |
| 00:32:47 |
l won't be selfish |
| 00:32:50 |
He spent the earlier stages |
| 00:32:53 |
and l want to make sure that they're |
| 00:32:57 |
and sitting up front with us |
| 00:32:59 |
That'll mean a lot to my mom. |
| 00:33:02 |
A lot of women would be |
| 00:33:05 |
l'm very secure in the journey |
| 00:33:08 |
There's no point in troubling myself |
| 00:33:11 |
before we even met. |
| 00:33:12 |
What is the granola queen |
| 00:33:16 |
Um, Autumn was talking |
| 00:33:19 |
Henry's dead. |
| 00:33:21 |
That they had a good marriage. |
| 00:33:23 |
[ Scoffs ] |
| 00:33:24 |
Just don't let her |
| 00:33:26 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:33:28 |
Are you hungry, Mae? |
| 00:33:30 |
What? |
| 00:33:31 |
Can l get you something |
| 00:33:34 |
Don't shout at me. |
| 00:33:36 |
Get me some water. |
| 00:33:37 |
Where's Henry? |
| 00:33:40 |
He's gone, Grandma. |
| 00:33:49 |
l'm going to get you that water. |
| 00:33:52 |
Okay? l'm going to grab that. |
| 00:33:55 |
That's good. Okay. |
| 00:33:57 |
What can l do to help |
| 00:33:59 |
'Cause l know dad never thought |
| 00:34:01 |
so l'm sure there's a lot of things |
| 00:34:04 |
lt's all under control. |
| 00:34:05 |
Henry made all the arrangements |
| 00:34:08 |
lt's one of the many ways |
| 00:34:10 |
in the time since you've known him. |
| 00:34:11 |
l think that Henry's |
| 00:34:16 |
was brought on in part by a sense |
| 00:34:20 |
He wrote me |
| 00:34:23 |
outlining all the details |
| 00:34:26 |
pallbearers, music, everything. |
| 00:34:28 |
We even picked out a plot -- |
| 00:34:29 |
at Shady Glen, |
| 00:34:33 |
where someday l'll rest beside him. |
| 00:34:38 |
Really, the only problem has been |
| 00:34:41 |
getting the American Consulate |
| 00:34:42 |
to help us get his body released |
| 00:34:44 |
but Veronica's taking care of that. |
| 00:34:46 |
He's still in Mexico? |
| 00:34:49 |
Wait -- l mean, l'm surprised |
| 00:34:51 |
that you would come back |
| 00:34:54 |
Oh, l wasn't in Mexico. |
| 00:34:57 |
No, that trip was something |
| 00:35:01 |
Sort of a spiritual retreat. |
| 00:35:05 |
But, between you and me, |
| 00:35:07 |
there was something |
| 00:35:09 |
some element of his quest |
| 00:35:14 |
l think he might have found |
| 00:35:18 |
Or maybe even started |
| 00:35:23 |
Peyote, my ass. |
| 00:35:24 |
He was in Mexico |
| 00:35:26 |
and the bimbo ran home |
| 00:35:28 |
Any suspects? |
| 00:35:30 |
Wife number two. |
| 00:35:34 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:35:37 |
Welcome to the circus. |
| 00:35:38 |
[ Rings doorbell ] |
| 00:35:40 |
[ Man singing opera from inside ] |
| 00:35:51 |
Hello? Ophelia? |
| 00:35:53 |
[ Ophelia crying ] |
| 00:35:55 |
lt's Barbara! Are you in here? |
| 00:36:00 |
Hello? |
| 00:36:05 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:36:14 |
Oh, Barbie! Barbie, Barbie! |
| 00:36:21 |
Okay. |
| 00:36:24 |
Oh, my God, you look just like him. |
| 00:36:27 |
What's going to happen to us, huh? |
| 00:36:30 |
Do you know l never stopped |
| 00:36:32 |
no matter who he was married to, |
| 00:36:37 |
Oh. lt's okay. |
| 00:36:39 |
Oh! |
| 00:36:41 |
lt's okay. lt's okay. |
| 00:36:44 |
And who is this tall, |
| 00:36:49 |
That's my boyfriend, Lloyd. |
| 00:36:50 |
Lloyd, say hello to Ophelia. |
| 00:36:55 |
Charmed. |
| 00:36:56 |
Not half as much as l am. |
| 00:37:00 |
Um. |
| 00:37:01 |
Can l get you a glass |
| 00:37:08 |
lt's too bad you weren't in town |
| 00:37:10 |
You could have watched me star |
| 00:37:15 |
l got to relive high school. |
| 00:37:17 |
l'm sure that was really |
| 00:37:19 |
Well, maybe when this is all done, |
| 00:37:24 |
Barbie? We should talk |
| 00:37:28 |
Actually, aside from getting |
| 00:37:30 |
Autumn has it all under control. |
| 00:37:32 |
Daddy worked everything out |
| 00:37:34 |
right down to the burial plots. |
| 00:37:35 |
Burial plots? |
| 00:37:37 |
No, Henry wanted to be cremated. |
| 00:37:41 |
Get the cotton candy ready. |
| 00:37:42 |
He wrote me this beautiful letter |
| 00:37:44 |
specifying exactly how |
| 00:37:46 |
down to the smallest detail. |
| 00:37:48 |
He didn't trust Autumn |
| 00:37:51 |
No. Henry wanted to be cremated |
| 00:37:53 |
and have his ashes spread |
| 00:37:56 |
off the Bahamas. |
| 00:37:57 |
You have this in writing? |
| 00:37:59 |
We once made love there, |
| 00:38:03 |
Anyway, talk to the other wives. |
| 00:38:05 |
Ask Veronica. |
| 00:38:06 |
l'm sure she knew |
| 00:38:08 |
-Lloyd? |
| 00:38:10 |
Have you ever |
| 00:38:12 |
just inches away |
| 00:38:18 |
Um. . . . |
| 00:38:21 |
Honey? Have we? |
| 00:38:33 |
⪠I walked away ⪠|
| 00:38:37 |
⪠A thousand times a day ⪠|
| 00:38:39 |
⪠I tried to forget this love ⪠|
| 00:38:45 |
⪠Astray ⪠|
| 00:38:48 |
⪠I wandered through the wilderness |
| 00:38:54 |
Come inside. |
| 00:38:56 |
Look, why don't you go downstairs |
| 00:38:59 |
Okay. But if there's gonna be |
| 00:39:02 |
Okay, go. |
| 00:39:07 |
Oy. |
| 00:39:11 |
Veronica, hi. |
| 00:39:15 |
l'm grateful to have you near |
| 00:39:21 |
Yeah. You're taking this |
| 00:39:26 |
considering that you guys spent |
| 00:39:28 |
at each other's throats. |
| 00:39:30 |
We remained business partners |
| 00:39:33 |
because we were |
| 00:39:40 |
V, can l ask you something? |
| 00:39:44 |
Did Daddy want to be cremated? |
| 00:39:45 |
No. Why would you think that? |
| 00:39:48 |
That's what Ophelia says. |
| 00:39:50 |
Ophelia is a manipulative neurotic. |
| 00:39:53 |
Harry wanted to be buried |
| 00:39:57 |
-At Pleasant Meadows? |
| 00:40:00 |
Autumn said that they have plots |
| 00:40:04 |
We have plots side by side |
| 00:40:07 |
Henry wanted us to be buried |
| 00:40:10 |
Yeah, but Autumn is his wife. |
| 00:40:12 |
Yeah, please. |
| 00:40:15 |
[ Phone rings ] |
| 00:40:18 |
SÃ? |
| 00:40:19 |
Whoa, whoa. No entiendo, |
| 00:40:22 |
American Consulate in Mexico. |
| 00:40:24 |
[ Speaking Spanish ] |
| 00:40:27 |
Ah-ha! |
| 00:40:30 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:40:34 |
Oh. |
| 00:40:36 |
Ah-ha. |
| 00:40:38 |
Ah-ha. |
| 00:40:40 |
So -- so you're trying to locate |
| 00:40:43 |
who had been staying at the hotel |
| 00:40:47 |
Excellent. |
| 00:40:48 |
Gracias por su ayuda, Adiós, |
| 00:40:53 |
Ha. |
| 00:40:54 |
They didn't want to release the body |
| 00:40:57 |
if the woman he was staying with |
| 00:41:01 |
But because they can't even |
| 00:41:04 |
they've decided |
| 00:41:06 |
He'll be in the country tonight |
| 00:41:08 |
and at the Ithaca airport |
| 00:41:11 |
Okay, this is good news, l guess. |
| 00:41:14 |
Yeah. Good news |
| 00:41:19 |
Awful news that he was down there |
| 00:41:30 |
l don't know if l'm ready |
| 00:41:33 |
You won't have to. lt's closed. |
| 00:41:35 |
Closed? |
| 00:41:37 |
Well, everyone had |
| 00:41:39 |
so l suggested that we close it, |
| 00:41:41 |
l think it's barbaric that people |
| 00:41:44 |
Yeah, but he's been in an accident. |
| 00:41:47 |
Ms. Lefay? l'm John Good enough |
| 00:41:50 |
lf there's anything we can do, |
| 00:41:54 |
Thank you. |
| 00:41:55 |
l did not have the privilege |
| 00:41:58 |
but from everything |
| 00:41:59 |
it's clear he brought a lot of love |
| 00:42:03 |
You have no idea. |
| 00:42:05 |
While l have you, |
| 00:42:07 |
if there's been a resolution |
| 00:42:10 |
l have been told |
| 00:42:12 |
l've also been told it's Shady Glen. |
| 00:42:26 |
l know you think Henry wanted to be |
| 00:42:29 |
He did want to be buried |
| 00:42:32 |
We picked out those plots |
| 00:42:34 |
But he kept up the payment |
| 00:42:36 |
even after that. |
| 00:42:37 |
l can show you the canceled checks. |
| 00:42:38 |
Veronica, l appreciate |
| 00:42:42 |
but please don't forget |
| 00:42:45 |
Please keep your voices down. |
| 00:42:48 |
Has anyone here happened to speak |
| 00:42:52 |
No. Why? |
| 00:42:55 |
-Barbie? |
| 00:42:57 |
-What? |
| 00:42:59 |
Please? |
| 00:43:01 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:43:04 |
Apparently, daddy wasn't alone |
| 00:43:09 |
l knew it. Was he |
| 00:43:13 |
There was a woman |
| 00:43:19 |
And they couldn't find her. |
| 00:43:24 |
Autumn? |
| 00:43:26 |
Okay, maybe we should give you |
| 00:43:29 |
So, Mom, Grandma? |
| 00:43:32 |
Grandma? |
| 00:43:34 |
V, let's go. |
| 00:43:40 |
lt's all mine. |
| 00:43:42 |
The will says every last penny |
| 00:43:45 |
Henry's half of the business, |
| 00:43:48 |
l even have half interest |
| 00:43:51 |
at Pleasant goddamn Meadows, |
| 00:43:52 |
and the only thing going |
| 00:43:55 |
is worms. |
| 00:43:56 |
Or your bones, bitch, |
| 00:44:00 |
Hello, hello. Sorry l'm late. |
| 00:44:04 |
John Good enough, |
| 00:44:06 |
Ophelia Parker, the bereaved. |
| 00:44:08 |
Well, the most deeply bereaved, |
| 00:44:10 |
Listen, l bet a good-lookin' fellow |
| 00:44:12 |
would know where to get a lady |
| 00:44:15 |
-Excuse me? |
| 00:44:17 |
And some McNuggets. |
| 00:44:20 |
Where is he? |
| 00:44:22 |
Henry. The body? |
| 00:44:24 |
Oh! ln the viewing room. |
| 00:44:26 |
Thank you ever so much. |
| 00:44:28 |
Oh! And two extra thingies |
| 00:44:32 |
Thank you, gorgeous. |
| 00:44:35 |
Oh. Were you all waiting for me? |
| 00:44:42 |
Henry, Henry. |
| 00:44:44 |
[ Crying ] |
| 00:44:46 |
Closed casket! |
| 00:44:48 |
l didn't realize it was this bad. |
| 00:44:50 |
l wanted a closed casket |
| 00:44:51 |
because l believe |
| 00:44:53 |
he deserves his privacy |
| 00:44:57 |
So he wasn't disfigured? |
| 00:44:59 |
No. |
| 00:45:00 |
Oh, thank God. |
| 00:45:05 |
Look at us here together. |
| 00:45:07 |
lt's like the reunion we never had. |
| 00:45:11 |
Let's hold hands. |
| 00:45:14 |
Come on! For Henry. |
| 00:45:20 |
We have things we share in common |
| 00:45:25 |
We've all know the better, |
| 00:45:27 |
we've all known the worse, |
| 00:45:29 |
of all four |
| 00:45:33 |
Five. |
| 00:45:34 |
Oh, yes. Two of which |
| 00:45:36 |
which does give me |
| 00:45:38 |
Oh, screw you. |
| 00:45:39 |
Honey, l'm just trying to say |
| 00:45:43 |
we know how Henry wanted |
| 00:45:46 |
he did write it all down for me |
| 00:45:50 |
So l stopped, and l made copies |
| 00:45:52 |
That's why l was late. |
| 00:45:57 |
l've got my own letter, too, |
| 00:46:02 |
ln mine, |
| 00:46:04 |
GRANDMA: Did you say Catholic? |
| 00:46:07 |
Time out! |
| 00:46:09 |
l'm the current wife. |
| 00:46:10 |
l'm making the decisions |
| 00:46:13 |
You know, a good compromise |
| 00:46:16 |
lf l wanted your opinion, |
| 00:46:20 |
Get it? |
| 00:46:20 |
May l say something |
| 00:46:24 |
What about the casket? |
| 00:46:25 |
l think it should be open. |
| 00:46:26 |
People want to see |
| 00:46:28 |
Mom, would you stop saying that? |
| 00:46:30 |
No, l agree with Kate. |
| 00:46:33 |
l am the wife. Me! |
| 00:46:36 |
l make all the decisions |
| 00:46:39 |
Fine. |
| 00:46:41 |
But Henry did want to be cremated. |
| 00:46:43 |
-Well, that's not happening. |
| 00:46:46 |
Nobody is getting cremated, |
| 00:46:51 |
Oh! |
| 00:46:55 |
-Oh, no, no, no! |
| 00:46:58 |
Hey. |
| 00:47:00 |
No! |
| 00:47:01 |
You're going to tip it over! |
| 00:47:05 |
Let go of him! |
| 00:47:06 |
Whoa! |
| 00:47:21 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:47:23 |
Oh, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. |
| 00:47:31 |
lt's not right. |
| 00:47:35 |
You're not supposed to bury |
| 00:47:39 |
You raised a great man. |
| 00:47:43 |
l raised a selfish prick. |
| 00:47:46 |
But he was always good to me, |
| 00:47:52 |
Yes. |
| 00:47:55 |
-Hello. |
| 00:47:59 |
ls Henry Lefay in this box? |
| 00:48:01 |
-Yes. |
| 00:48:05 |
Do you mind if l just stand here |
| 00:48:09 |
No, no, not at all. |
| 00:48:11 |
l'm -- l'm Barbara Lefay, |
| 00:48:17 |
How nice to finally meet you. |
| 00:48:19 |
l'm Effa. Effa Devereaux. |
| 00:48:22 |
l was Henry's very first wife. |
| 00:48:26 |
Well, l'm sure some of you know |
| 00:48:28 |
that Henry dropped out of college |
| 00:48:32 |
to try to be a blues musician. |
| 00:48:35 |
Well, the very week |
| 00:48:39 |
l ain't gonna lie! |
| 00:48:42 |
He knocked me right off my feet. |
| 00:48:44 |
But pretty soon, l could see |
| 00:48:47 |
with or without me. |
| 00:48:48 |
So, after three months, |
| 00:48:52 |
and l sent him back home |
| 00:48:55 |
Never saw Henry Lefay |
| 00:48:59 |
There are no paper towels |
| 00:49:02 |
Grandma, she doesn't work here! |
| 00:49:04 |
VERONICA: l'm sorry, |
| 00:49:07 |
What exactly do you want here? |
| 00:49:10 |
You must be Veronica. |
| 00:49:12 |
Well, l don't want anything at all. |
| 00:49:14 |
ln fact, l bet you |
| 00:49:18 |
l'm the only person in this room |
| 00:49:19 |
that doesn't have a will in her purse |
| 00:49:22 |
Henry Lefay never gave me nothing. |
| 00:49:26 |
And l don't expect nothing |
| 00:49:32 |
Would you happen to be Kate? |
| 00:49:35 |
Yeah. |
| 00:49:36 |
You know, I'd imagine the shock |
| 00:49:40 |
A woman thinks |
| 00:49:42 |
it's got to be mighty unsettling |
| 00:49:46 |
You know, l truly regret |
| 00:49:50 |
-BARBARA: Can l ask you something? |
| 00:49:52 |
lf you've been out of touch |
| 00:49:54 |
how do you know so much |
| 00:49:57 |
The lnternet, honey. |
| 00:49:58 |
[ Effa laughs ] |
| 00:50:00 |
Yes, Ma'am. About. . . . |
| 00:50:02 |
Let's see, about five years ago -- |
| 00:50:06 |
Henry Lefay up and tracks me down |
| 00:50:10 |
Just wanted to know whatever |
| 00:50:14 |
What my life had been like. |
| 00:50:17 |
And, you know, |
| 00:50:19 |
and we've been e-mailing |
| 00:50:23 |
-Every day? |
| 00:50:26 |
Get out. |
| 00:50:27 |
When l didn't hear from him |
| 00:50:32 |
l just got this bad feeling, |
| 00:50:34 |
and l thought, |
| 00:50:40 |
And sure enough. . . . |
| 00:50:43 |
Well, y'all know the rest. |
| 00:50:45 |
Apparently, Henry's had |
| 00:50:49 |
l mean, there's no reason |
| 00:50:51 |
Oh, not so fast! |
| 00:50:54 |
How do we know this isn't |
| 00:50:57 |
That you're not inserting yourself |
| 00:50:59 |
under false pretenses |
| 00:51:00 |
just so you can get |
| 00:51:03 |
Oh, you mean like the time |
| 00:51:06 |
so Henry could leave Veronica |
| 00:51:08 |
and marry your boney ass |
| 00:51:11 |
'Cause you are Ophelia, aren't you? |
| 00:51:14 |
You've come a long way today, Effa. |
| 00:51:20 |
You know what, girl? |
| 00:51:21 |
l am feeing like a little pie |
| 00:51:23 |
You know where l could get some? |
| 00:51:25 |
There's a diner across the green |
| 00:51:27 |
where they make |
| 00:51:30 |
For real? |
| 00:51:32 |
-My treat. |
| 00:52:05 |
Anything that you want for yourself |
| 00:52:12 |
Thanks. |
| 00:52:29 |
[ Plays harmonica ] |
| 00:52:46 |
Good morning. |
| 00:52:49 |
l asked everyone to come |
| 00:52:51 |
so that we could figure out |
| 00:52:53 |
-Ah. |
| 00:52:55 |
No, you're the first. |
| 00:52:56 |
Would you like to wait in the study? |
| 00:52:58 |
Actually, if you guys don't mind, |
| 00:53:00 |
I'd like a few minutes alone |
| 00:53:02 |
-Sure. |
| 00:53:05 |
-Thank you. |
| 00:53:07 |
Thanks. |
| 00:53:12 |
No, no, no, no, no. No! |
| 00:53:17 |
How long were you and Henry |
| 00:53:18 |
-Oh, 15 years. |
| 00:53:20 |
Yeah, it was a crazy 15 years, too. |
| 00:53:24 |
Where's what's his name? |
| 00:53:27 |
What about Ophelia? |
| 00:53:29 |
No? |
| 00:53:31 |
Baby? |
| 00:53:33 |
Whatever you do, do not let Autumn |
| 00:53:38 |
Why not? |
| 00:53:40 |
Why not let Autumn |
| 00:53:42 |
Wait a second. |
| 00:53:43 |
Come here! |
| 00:53:46 |
[ Gasps ] |
| 00:53:48 |
Who did this? |
| 00:53:51 |
Oh! |
| 00:53:54 |
Autumn. |
| 00:53:58 |
Hang on a second! |
| 00:54:01 |
Hey! |
| 00:54:04 |
Wait! |
| 00:54:08 |
Hey? Come on! |
| 00:54:11 |
Really, Autumn? |
| 00:54:14 |
Who said that you could |
| 00:54:17 |
-One of the ex-wives. |
| 00:54:19 |
Yes, Ophelia. That was her. |
| 00:54:21 |
Well, l had no choice |
| 00:54:23 |
Ophelia has no legal standing. |
| 00:54:26 |
But Ophelia brought me the form |
| 00:54:28 |
She forged her signature? |
| 00:54:30 |
l had no way of knowing that. |
| 00:54:31 |
[ Vehicle approaches |
| 00:54:50 |
[ Engine turns over ] |
| 00:54:52 |
[ Tires screech ] |
| 00:55:01 |
Oh! |
| 00:55:13 |
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! |
| 00:55:15 |
Stop it! |
| 00:55:19 |
Don't watch. |
| 00:55:24 |
Aah! |
| 00:55:27 |
Stay away from the hearse! |
| 00:55:40 |
No! lt's a classic! |
| 00:55:47 |
Oh! l never give my car to the valet. |
| 00:55:51 |
l want her arrested |
| 00:55:55 |
My husband was just lying there, |
| 00:55:58 |
And you should arrest him, too, |
| 00:56:00 |
[ All talking simultaneously ] |
| 00:56:02 |
[ Whistles ] |
| 00:56:03 |
Cool it! All of you. |
| 00:56:06 |
l guess what l really |
| 00:56:08 |
do any of you want me |
| 00:56:09 |
Well, yes! |
| 00:56:10 |
Of course l want you |
| 00:56:12 |
[ Whistles ] |
| 00:56:14 |
That's real good, Barbie. |
| 00:56:17 |
Maybe after the funeral. |
| 00:56:19 |
We should charge her |
| 00:56:22 |
And her for cremation fraud. |
| 00:56:24 |
And him for aiding |
| 00:56:28 |
Are those even laws? |
| 00:56:30 |
Do you want to find out? |
| 00:56:31 |
-No. |
| 00:56:33 |
So as far as the criminal |
| 00:56:35 |
l think we should just all pretend |
| 00:56:38 |
Well, yeah, l mean, l -- l -- |
| 00:56:41 |
You know what? |
| 00:56:43 |
-Okay. |
| 00:56:46 |
Great to see you again. |
| 00:56:50 |
Officer. |
| 00:56:55 |
You better watch it. |
| 00:56:57 |
Get in there now! |
| 00:57:10 |
Now you listen to me, |
| 00:57:12 |
l intend to send my father off |
| 00:57:15 |
That is what l owe him, |
| 00:57:16 |
and l am going to give him that |
| 00:57:19 |
So that means no more |
| 00:57:22 |
No more demolition derby |
| 00:57:24 |
No more anything! |
| 00:57:26 |
Except quiet, dignified, |
| 00:57:31 |
Have l made myself clear? |
| 00:57:33 |
Yes. |
| 00:57:35 |
All right, then. |
| 00:57:37 |
[ lnaudible ] |
| 00:57:39 |
AUTUMN: |
| 00:57:41 |
we're spreading Henry's ashes |
| 00:57:44 |
The hell we are. |
| 00:57:45 |
That's where he was happiest. |
| 00:57:46 |
Guys, please! |
| 00:57:47 |
This coffee table is awfully dusty. |
| 00:57:52 |
Somebody better talk |
| 00:57:55 |
Grandma! |
| 00:57:55 |
Henry never gave a damn |
| 00:57:58 |
He wanted to be scattered |
| 00:58:01 |
He should be buried |
| 00:58:03 |
You mean bury his ashes? |
| 00:58:08 |
Would you give us a minute? |
| 00:58:11 |
l know l'm intruding. |
| 00:58:13 |
But l'm actually kind of glad |
| 00:58:17 |
l was the one who was with Henry |
| 00:58:24 |
Who are you? |
| 00:58:26 |
l was Henry's first wife. |
| 00:58:28 |
Oh. l was going to be his last wife. |
| 00:58:32 |
Tell them, Barbie. |
| 00:58:34 |
[ Exhales sharply ] |
| 00:58:39 |
lt sucks. l'm so sorry. |
| 00:58:42 |
lt's all just too much for one day. |
| 00:58:46 |
l mean, l just lost my husband. |
| 00:58:49 |
And then someone goes |
| 00:58:52 |
And then l find out |
| 00:58:56 |
And you. |
| 00:58:59 |
You knew. |
| 00:59:00 |
Put yourself in my shoes! |
| 00:59:01 |
Yes, l knew about her. |
| 00:59:05 |
And l didn't know that Sarah Jane |
| 00:59:09 |
You mean there were others? |
| 00:59:12 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:59:13 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:59:19 |
He really, really was happy |
| 00:59:27 |
l'm sure of it. |
| 00:59:30 |
l am, too. |
| 00:59:35 |
That's why l want to spread |
| 00:59:40 |
l think that it's |
| 00:59:46 |
l remember him happiest |
| 00:59:50 |
He took me hiking there |
| 00:59:54 |
And he and my mother |
| 00:59:59 |
Up near Sentinel Dome and. . . . |
| 01:00:02 |
He sat on the ground, |
| 01:00:05 |
and we looked out |
| 01:00:10 |
And l don't remember any other time |
| 01:00:21 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:00:25 |
He had such an enormous spirit. |
| 01:00:31 |
What if he could rest forever |
| 01:00:34 |
What if we divided up his ashes, |
| 01:00:37 |
and each of us |
| 01:00:39 |
in a place we remember him |
| 01:00:42 |
Because if anyone deserves |
| 01:00:44 |
it was Daddy, right? |
| 01:00:46 |
Mmm. |
| 01:00:49 |
l'm sorry. |
| 01:00:54 |
[ Crying ] |
| 01:01:00 |
How did you know my mother? |
| 01:01:12 |
Okay. |
| 01:01:13 |
So we have a new plan |
| 01:01:18 |
Where's Ophelia? |
| 01:01:19 |
She's in the viewing room. |
| 01:01:22 |
And we didn't mind. |
| 01:01:24 |
Okay. Let's go in there then. |
| 01:01:30 |
Ophelia? |
| 01:01:40 |
Oh! There she is! |
| 01:01:43 |
Come on! |
| 01:01:44 |
Ophelia! |
| 01:01:45 |
[ Speaking Spanish ] |
| 01:01:49 |
[ Honking ] |
| 01:01:56 |
[ lndistinct shouting ] |
| 01:02:03 |
Get back here, you crazy oaf! |
| 01:02:20 |
Take off your shoes! |
| 01:02:23 |
Go! |
| 01:02:24 |
For what it's worth, |
| 01:02:26 |
should be spread in Cancun. |
| 01:02:28 |
Do not make me hurt you. |
| 01:02:31 |
Give me my Henry! |
| 01:02:35 |
Ophelia! |
| 01:02:38 |
-Stop, stop, stop! |
| 01:02:41 |
What the hell |
| 01:02:43 |
Henry wanted to be spread |
| 01:02:45 |
And l am not going to let |
| 01:02:47 |
bring him to Bora Bora, |
| 01:02:49 |
where he doesn't even speak |
| 01:02:50 |
Give him to me! |
| 01:02:52 |
[ lndistinct shouting ] |
| 01:02:59 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:03:00 |
Get off me! |
| 01:03:02 |
No! No! |
| 01:03:07 |
Aah! |
| 01:03:09 |
You know, some guys get turned on |
| 01:03:13 |
Stupid! |
| 01:03:14 |
l mean, not me. |
| 01:03:17 |
[ lndistinct yelling ] |
| 01:03:21 |
-Hey! |
| 01:04:04 |
So, what do we do now? |
| 01:04:09 |
We could buy another urn, |
| 01:04:16 |
And leave it up there empty? |
| 01:04:19 |
We could put something else in it. |
| 01:04:21 |
Like what, M&M's? |
| 01:04:23 |
What's the point? |
| 01:04:26 |
Oh, Henry. l'm sorry l didn't spring |
| 01:04:31 |
You'd still be here now. |
| 01:04:33 |
He'd still be dead. |
| 01:04:37 |
Shut your face, |
| 01:04:42 |
l am Spanish! |
| 01:04:45 |
[ lndistinct shouting ] |
| 01:04:46 |
No, no! |
| 01:04:47 |
[ lndistinct shouting ] |
| 01:04:54 |
What in the sweet love of Jesus |
| 01:05:06 |
You people are the worst fucking |
| 01:05:12 |
Excuse me? l've been conferring |
| 01:05:17 |
and l believe we've found a way |
| 01:05:19 |
to blend the Catholic |
| 01:05:22 |
But the Polynesian holy man |
| 01:05:26 |
and we were wondering how you'd |
| 01:05:52 |
⪠She sees him laying |
| 01:06:02 |
⪠Only thing touching him's |
| 01:06:10 |
⪠Pieces of her hair ⪠|
| 01:06:13 |
⪠Are wrapped around |
| 01:06:21 |
⪠And he reaches for her side ⪠|
| 01:06:25 |
⪠For any sign of her that lingers ⪠|
| 01:06:29 |
⪠And she says, |
| 01:06:36 |
⪠Laying in the light ⪠|
| 01:06:41 |
⪠Put out the fire in your head ⪠|
| 01:06:46 |
⪠And lay with me tonight'' ⪠|
| 01:07:02 |
⪠One of them bullets went straight |
| 01:07:11 |
⪠There were people running, |
| 01:07:16 |
⪠Then everything changed ⪠|
| 01:07:20 |
⪠And you are not alone ⪠|
| 01:07:25 |
⪠Laying in the light ⪠|
| 01:07:30 |
⪠Put out the fire in your head ⪠|
| 01:07:36 |
⪠And lay with me tonight ⪠|
| 01:07:41 |
Oh, God, whose mercies |
| 01:07:46 |
accept our prayers in behalf |
| 01:07:52 |
Amen. |
| 01:07:53 |
Amen. |
| 01:07:55 |
And now, if you'll turn to page 29 7 |
| 01:08:00 |
''l can hear my savior calling.'' |
| 01:08:05 |
[ Harmonica plays ] |
| 01:08:18 |
You son of a bitch. |
| 01:08:30 |
But on that morning, Sarah Jane |
| 01:08:33 |
l'm thinking to myself, |
| 01:08:34 |
when's the next time |
| 01:08:36 |
So with or without her, |
| 01:08:38 |
So l hired this family firm |
| 01:08:40 |
that pulls you right off the beach |
| 01:08:43 |
They don't speak much English. |
| 01:08:44 |
l'm with two couples, |
| 01:08:47 |
and this single guy. |
| 01:08:48 |
The guy's name is Lipschitz. |
| 01:08:50 |
He's getting over a divorce |
| 01:08:51 |
by working his way |
| 01:08:53 |
Heck of a guy. |
| 01:08:54 |
My safety vest is a little tight, |
| 01:08:58 |
l go up, l have a great time. |
| 01:09:00 |
He goes up |
| 01:09:04 |
Just had this thing on. |
| 01:09:06 |
He falls, like, |
| 01:09:08 |
Smack. They pull him out. |
| 01:09:10 |
He's dead. |
| 01:09:11 |
l mean, l freak out. l lose it. |
| 01:09:13 |
That could have been me, |
| 01:09:16 |
That just could have been me. |
| 01:09:17 |
l took off. |
| 01:09:20 |
All l had was my little fanny pack |
| 01:09:22 |
which in Mexico |
| 01:09:24 |
Next thing l know, |
| 01:09:27 |
in the backseat of a car in Tampico. |
| 01:09:29 |
l tried to call you, but the hotel |
| 01:09:31 |
Well, l figured |
| 01:09:34 |
So after two days, |
| 01:09:35 |
so l checked out |
| 01:09:37 |
Wait, wait, wait. |
| 01:09:38 |
-How did we hear that Daddy died? |
| 01:09:40 |
They must have thought Lipschitz |
| 01:09:42 |
Well, how did you get home |
| 01:09:44 |
Just dumb luck. |
| 01:09:45 |
The border guard supervisor |
| 01:09:48 |
remembers me |
| 01:09:50 |
Why wouldn't you give |
| 01:09:53 |
Well, at this point, l didn't realize |
| 01:09:57 |
And who am l going to call anyway? |
| 01:09:58 |
When l got home this morning, |
| 01:10:00 |
caterers setting up for a party. |
| 01:10:02 |
Whoo-hoo! |
| 01:10:04 |
''They're all at your funeral'', |
| 01:10:06 |
''Well, l gotta go see this.'' |
| 01:10:08 |
So l put on my suit, and here l am. |
| 01:10:11 |
So, this Lipschitz. |
| 01:10:15 |
And we've cremated him. |
| 01:10:17 |
And scattered his ashes |
| 01:10:21 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 01:10:30 |
All right. l got an idea. |
| 01:10:32 |
l think you should come home |
| 01:10:34 |
l'll have your bags sent back. |
| 01:10:35 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:10:36 |
Come on. |
| 01:10:37 |
l want to spend one great day |
| 01:10:41 |
Okay. |
| 01:10:43 |
Okay. |
| 01:10:46 |
l love you. |
| 01:10:48 |
Love you, too. |
| 01:10:54 |
Listen, l've got to say this. |
| 01:11:01 |
Before this week, |
| 01:11:05 |
You know that. |
| 01:11:06 |
But after watching |
| 01:11:08 |
in the midst of all this insanity -- |
| 01:11:11 |
l have a whole new respect for you. |
| 01:11:17 |
They say for better or for worse -- |
| 01:11:22 |
And you were flawless. |
| 01:11:27 |
Goddamn it, woman. Marry me. |
| 01:11:35 |
Are you out of your mind? |
| 01:11:37 |
Look at my family. |
| 01:11:38 |
Look at every marriage |
| 01:11:40 |
So what are you saying? |
| 01:11:41 |
You never want to get married, |
| 01:11:43 |
l'm saying l never want |
| 01:11:47 |
Lloyd? |
| 01:11:52 |
Lloyd! |
| 01:11:53 |
MAN: Hey, hey, hey! |
| 01:11:56 |
-Two minutes. |
| 01:11:58 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:12:09 |
l didn't like the way |
| 01:12:13 |
And then, when l thought |
| 01:12:18 |
This is like a second chance for us, |
| 01:12:20 |
l know we got off track |
| 01:12:22 |
And l know we'll never be |
| 01:12:26 |
But, you know, maybe -- |
| 01:12:29 |
maybe we can be |
| 01:12:32 |
Right. Okay. |
| 01:12:35 |
A new beginning. |
| 01:12:41 |
Quite a funeral, huh? |
| 01:12:42 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 01:12:43 |
What's with the medicine man? |
| 01:12:45 |
You mean, |
| 01:12:46 |
Autumn said that he performed |
| 01:12:48 |
That was the guy? |
| 01:12:51 |
Our wedding, he had a blue face. |
| 01:12:54 |
lt could have been a red face. |
| 01:12:57 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 01:12:59 |
When l do go, |
| 01:13:01 |
l'll just leave you some instructions |
| 01:13:03 |
You gave everyone instructions, |
| 01:13:06 |
You got yourself buried |
| 01:13:08 |
and your ashes scattered |
| 01:13:11 |
l'll just date your instructions |
| 01:13:12 |
so everybody knows |
| 01:13:14 |
lf Sarah Jane or anybody else |
| 01:13:16 |
you can fight them tooth and nail. |
| 01:13:18 |
Dad, this is exactly |
| 01:13:20 |
to stop doing to me. |
| 01:13:21 |
Right, right, right, right. |
| 01:13:23 |
Got it. Got it. |
| 01:13:26 |
Have you talked to Autumn? |
| 01:13:28 |
On a scale of 1 to 10 million? |
| 01:13:31 |
Gals are a lot tougher to deal with |
| 01:13:34 |
That's how Veronica ended up |
| 01:13:37 |
That's why l was hoping |
| 01:13:38 |
you could kind of talk to Autumn |
| 01:13:39 |
smooth things out. |
| 01:13:41 |
And you might want to get a hold |
| 01:13:44 |
let them know what happened. |
| 01:13:45 |
Me? |
| 01:13:46 |
l can't call them. They're liable |
| 01:13:50 |
And don't mention |
| 01:13:52 |
l don't think Jewish people like that |
| 01:13:56 |
We have no ashes. |
| 01:14:04 |
-Good-bye. |
| 01:14:07 |
Good-bye. |
| 01:14:09 |
-Barbie? |
| 01:14:10 |
-Barbara. |
| 01:14:12 |
And if you don't change, |
| 01:14:15 |
Oh, God! l love you, Dad. |
| 01:14:18 |
l love you more |
| 01:14:24 |
But don't follow me. |
| 01:14:28 |
And don't sing. |
| 01:14:40 |
Oh. Oh, hey, sweetheart. |
| 01:14:44 |
Look. There's something |
| 01:14:47 |
lt's pretty serious, so l wanted |
| 01:14:50 |
What? |
| 01:14:52 |
l'm done. |
| 01:14:54 |
l only come here to tell you |
| 01:14:58 |
What do you mean for good? |
| 01:14:59 |
l've had it, Mom! |
| 01:15:00 |
Taking care of Daddy every minute |
| 01:15:04 |
fixing everything that he breaks. |
| 01:15:06 |
-Oh, grow up! |
| 01:15:07 |
Do you think you're |
| 01:15:10 |
Roll with it! |
| 01:15:11 |
You've gotten so self-centered! |
| 01:15:13 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:15:14 |
Making the whole funeral |
| 01:15:16 |
-About me? |
| 01:15:18 |
How are you going to give your father |
| 01:15:20 |
that he didn't have in life? |
| 01:15:21 |
How narcissistic! |
| 01:15:22 |
l was the one |
| 01:15:24 |
What about those crazy women |
| 01:15:27 |
that almost spit that poor |
| 01:15:30 |
and then cremated him, huh? |
| 01:15:33 |
They were just a bunch |
| 01:15:35 |
trying to mourn |
| 01:15:38 |
Why are you so damned accepting |
| 01:15:41 |
Even of Ophelia, after everything |
| 01:15:45 |
Why can't you just |
| 01:15:48 |
instead of being |
| 01:15:50 |
Spine? You want me |
| 01:15:54 |
My daughter will not |
| 01:15:56 |
lf this is your big permanent exit |
| 01:15:59 |
why don't you just go back |
| 01:16:01 |
ls that some spine for you? |
| 01:16:13 |
TV: At Henry Lefay's, |
| 01:16:16 |
So, don't get crabby, |
| 01:16:22 |
l think when you get to be |
| 01:16:25 |
God starts to make you forget, |
| 01:16:28 |
because if you had to hold on |
| 01:16:35 |
it would just be too much to bear. |
| 01:16:44 |
Listen. |
| 01:16:46 |
Why don't you tell me |
| 01:16:49 |
A happy one, huh? |
| 01:16:52 |
Well, um. . . . |
| 01:16:57 |
You were on vacation? |
| 01:16:58 |
No! No, l lived there. |
| 01:17:01 |
You lived in Hawaii? When? |
| 01:17:03 |
During the war, |
| 01:17:06 |
l lived near the naval base. |
| 01:17:07 |
Oh, we had such fun! |
| 01:17:10 |
l worked for this club, |
| 01:17:12 |
and the sailors |
| 01:17:15 |
They paid us, and we split 60-40 |
| 01:17:20 |
Well, the soldiers paid you, |
| 01:17:24 |
Good heavens, no! |
| 01:17:27 |
You get a sailor on leave, |
| 01:17:31 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 01:17:34 |
Wait, what are you saying? |
| 01:17:38 |
No! l was a party girl. |
| 01:17:41 |
What's the difference? |
| 01:17:42 |
That was much more patriotic. |
| 01:17:47 |
Oh, this was so sweet of you |
| 01:17:51 |
especially since your mother's |
| 01:17:56 |
What? ln the hospital? |
| 01:17:58 |
She went into St. Joe's this morning |
| 01:18:02 |
You know that. |
| 01:18:04 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:18:10 |
Oh! How did you. . .? |
| 01:18:13 |
The doctor said it went well. |
| 01:18:18 |
Mom, l'm so sorry about. . . . |
| 01:18:20 |
l'm sorry, too. |
| 01:18:25 |
You got a bad deal, Mom -- |
| 01:18:29 |
spending all those years alone |
| 01:18:33 |
My life hasn't been that bad. |
| 01:18:35 |
You make decisions, |
| 01:18:37 |
and things work out |
| 01:18:41 |
You know, when you go |
| 01:18:43 |
and your food comes, |
| 01:18:45 |
and you realize |
| 01:18:49 |
That was me. |
| 01:18:54 |
That's all. |
| 01:18:59 |
Well, you can bet |
| 01:19:03 |
No. |
| 01:19:06 |
You'll make the other mistake. |
| 01:19:10 |
What other mistake? |
| 01:19:14 |
Mom? |
| 01:19:23 |
Excuse me, visiting hours are over. |
| 01:19:25 |
l'll be quick. l'm just going to say |
| 01:19:50 |
⪠I pretend that I am strong ⪠|
| 01:19:58 |
⪠Being far from you ⪠|
| 01:20:02 |
⪠Staying gone, moving on ⪠|
| 01:20:06 |
⪠I am putting on a face ⪠|
| 01:20:15 |
⪠And there is no one here ⪠|
| 01:20:18 |
⪠That can take your place ⪠|
| 01:20:23 |
⪠But you're the reason |
| 01:20:31 |
⪠You said you're leaving |
| 01:20:35 |
⪠Like you'd never be ⪠|
| 01:20:39 |
⪠I'm half-empty ⪠|
| 01:20:48 |
[ Crying ] |
| 01:20:50 |
⪠I am the one that breaks the fall ⪠|
| 01:20:57 |
⪠Seizing the moment,,, ⪠|
| 01:21:02 |
Hey. |
| 01:21:04 |
l was just closing up. |
| 01:21:07 |
Can l come in? |
| 01:21:10 |
Yeah. Sure. |
| 01:21:14 |
⪠I salvage memories ⪠|
| 01:21:17 |
⪠'Cause we both make mistakes ⪠|
| 01:21:21 |
You wouldn't believe it, |
| 01:21:22 |
but in California, |
| 01:21:27 |
Well, l believe it. |
| 01:21:31 |
l used to know you pretty well. |
| 01:21:33 |
Oh, man. |
| 01:21:36 |
What a week. |
| 01:21:40 |
My father's dead. |
| 01:21:45 |
My mother's sick, and. . . . |
| 01:21:50 |
Grandmother's a horror. |
| 01:22:07 |
You know what? |
| 01:22:09 |
This is exactly how l felt |
| 01:22:15 |
lt was like l was trying to find |
| 01:22:21 |
That's what she meant -- |
| 01:22:25 |
and the other mistake |
| 01:22:31 |
Okay, uh. . . . |
| 01:22:37 |
Please don't hate me. |
| 01:22:40 |
l tried that once. |
| 01:22:45 |
Didn't work. |
| 01:22:54 |
Lloyd. Listen, there's something |
| 01:23:03 |
Wait. Lloyd. |
| 01:23:12 |
⪠Blue skies smiling at me ⪠|
| 01:23:18 |
⪠Nothing but blue skies ⪠|
| 01:23:21 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:23:22 |
⪠Do I see ⪠|
| 01:23:23 |
[ Groans ] |
| 01:23:30 |
This pile of dust |
| 01:23:34 |
These are my ashes. |
| 01:23:36 |
My remains. |
| 01:23:37 |
No, it's ground crap |
| 01:23:42 |
Come on, you're drunk. |
| 01:23:45 |
You know, |
| 01:23:48 |
l could cheat death. |
| 01:23:52 |
That's what l thought. |
| 01:23:54 |
But that's not how it works, is it? |
| 01:23:58 |
Someday l'm going to be |
| 01:24:03 |
And what did l leave? |
| 01:24:07 |
Disappointed hookers in Cancun |
| 01:24:10 |
But not me. l got -- |
| 01:24:13 |
l got half a business. |
| 01:24:17 |
And some really |
| 01:24:21 |
And you. |
| 01:24:23 |
A better daughter |
| 01:24:27 |
And l lost you, didn't l? |
| 01:24:29 |
Oh, Dad. |
| 01:24:32 |
You know, l really would like |
| 01:24:35 |
l wanna change. |
| 01:24:36 |
No, you don't. |
| 01:24:38 |
No. No, l don't. |
| 01:24:45 |
But l did break up with Sarah Jane. |
| 01:24:48 |
-Really? |
| 01:24:50 |
She wanted to keep the ring. |
| 01:24:52 |
So, l said, ''Go ahead, |
| 01:24:56 |
So she threw it at me. |
| 01:25:00 |
Want it? |
| 01:25:01 |
No, thank you. |
| 01:25:03 |
That's too bad. |
| 01:25:06 |
lt cost me 2 8 grand. |
| 01:25:09 |
Let me see that. |
| 01:25:12 |
Hey, Barbie doll. |
| 01:25:15 |
Barbara, |
| 01:25:19 |
l mean, in your whole life, |
| 01:25:22 |
Look at me. |
| 01:25:26 |
l think you're a walking miracle, |
| 01:25:30 |
I'd just like to think |
| 01:25:35 |
lt didn't. |
| 01:25:37 |
Thanks. Thank you. |
| 01:25:40 |
Thank you. |
| 01:25:44 |
You nervous? |
| 01:25:45 |
Nah. |
| 01:25:47 |
Not when you've walked down |
| 01:25:52 |
But you? You're the most |
| 01:26:00 |
Ready? |
| 01:26:01 |
Yeah. |
| 01:26:04 |
[ ''Here Comes The Bride'' plays ] |
| 01:26:33 |
⪠The sun started shining ⪠|
| 01:26:36 |
⪠The day that I opened my eyes ⪠|
| 01:26:40 |
⪠And saw you ⪠|
| 01:26:41 |
⪠The way that you smile ⪠|
| 01:26:44 |
⪠And it's been a while now ⪠|
| 01:26:46 |
⪠And my heart grows stronger ⪠|
| 01:26:49 |
⪠And I take a memory |
| 01:26:55 |
⪠I think the stars |
| 01:27:00 |
⪠'Cause I know |
| 01:27:05 |
⪠What a day to love you ⪠|
| 01:27:10 |
⪠I've filled up ⪠|
| 01:27:13 |
⪠My heart is overflowing ⪠|
| 01:27:16 |
⪠What a day to love you ⪠|
| 01:27:21 |
BARBARA: l never thought |
| 01:27:24 |
OPHELIA: l'm so glad |
| 01:27:26 |
Of all your father's other wives, |
| 01:27:29 |
Did your father tell you? |
| 01:27:33 |
To each other? |
| 01:27:34 |
Of course. |
| 01:27:35 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 01:27:37 |
Well, third time's a charm. |
| 01:27:39 |
Look at you. |
| 01:27:42 |
Thanks. |
| 01:27:44 |
You think l could get away |
| 01:27:49 |
Hey, there. |
| 01:27:52 |
The day's been kind of intense. |
| 01:27:57 |
You know, once l remember |
| 01:28:00 |
from one of my weddings. |
| 01:28:03 |
l'm guessing a bridesmaid |
| 01:28:06 |
Maybe. |
| 01:28:07 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 01:28:09 |
[ ''Blue Skies'' plays ] |
| 01:28:14 |
lt's our song. |
| 01:28:18 |
May l? |
| 01:28:20 |
Yes, you may. |
| 01:28:45 |
You're gonna love being married. |
| 01:28:48 |
There's nothing like it in the world. |
| 01:28:49 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 01:28:52 |
Yeah. |
| 01:29:24 |
⪠Time stands still ⪠|
| 01:29:28 |
⪠As bodies rise to meet ⪠|
| 01:29:30 |
⪠In the almost silent heat ⪠|
| 01:29:32 |
⪠Anticipation ⪠|
| 01:29:34 |
⪠You feel a chill ⪠|
| 01:29:37 |
⪠As cool air hits your skin ⪠|
| 01:29:40 |
⪠Where my anxious lips |
| 01:29:42 |
⪠Wild sensation ⪠|
| 01:29:45 |
⪠The moment is clear ⪠|
| 01:29:47 |
⪠There's nothing to fear ⪠|
| 01:29:50 |
⪠All the hurt that's been |
| 01:29:54 |
⪠I'm here with you now ⪠|
| 01:29:57 |
⪠I can't explain how ⪠|
| 01:29:59 |
⪠In a sea of change, |
| 01:30:03 |
⪠Just when I thought |
| 01:30:08 |
⪠I saw a world inside you ⪠|
| 01:30:13 |
⪠You shone out |
| 01:30:17 |
⪠Don't run and hide ⪠|
| 01:30:19 |
⪠You won't be lied to ⪠|
| 01:30:22 |
⪠My world's inside ⪠|
| 01:30:32 |
⪠You lie awake ⪠|
| 01:30:35 |
⪠In the breathless afterglow ⪠|
| 01:30:37 |
⪠All the things |
| 01:30:39 |
⪠Make you crazy ⪠|
| 01:30:42 |
⪠You want to take things |
| 01:30:47 |
⪠But feelings so sublime |
| 01:30:52 |
⪠The moment is clear ⪠|
| 01:30:54 |
⪠There's nothing to fear ⪠|
| 01:30:57 |
⪠All the hurt that's been |
| 01:31:01 |
⪠I'm here with you now ⪠|
| 01:31:04 |
⪠I can't explain how ⪠|
| 01:31:06 |
⪠In a sea of change, |
| 01:31:10 |
⪠Just when I thought |
| 01:31:15 |
⪠I saw a world inside you ⪠|
| 01:31:20 |
⪠You shone out |
| 01:31:25 |
⪠Don't run and hide ⪠|
| 01:31:27 |
⪠You won't be lied to ⪠|
| 01:31:29 |
⪠My world's inside ⪠|
| 01:31:32 |
⪠Inside of you ⪠|
| 01:31:34 |
⪠And in the prism of my mind |
| 01:31:39 |
⪠My world's inside ⪠|
| 01:31:42 |
⪠I think it's true ⪠|
| 01:31:44 |
⪠This love will take |
| 01:31:47 |
⪠And fill it up with something new ⪠|
| 01:32:08 |
⪠Just when I thought |
| 01:32:13 |
⪠I saw a world inside you ⪠|
| 01:32:18 |
⪠You shone out |
| 01:32:22 |
⪠Don't run and hide ⪠|
| 01:32:24 |
⪠You won't be lied to ⪠|
| 01:32:52 |
⪠It seems to me |
| 01:32:58 |
⪠I haven't seen you much in town ⪠|
| 01:33:05 |
⪠Can't remember |
| 01:33:11 |
⪠But looking back |
| 01:33:18 |
⪠Did you find the things |
| 01:33:24 |
⪠The dreams you tried to chase ⪠|
| 01:33:31 |
⪠They were always |
| 01:33:37 |
⪠Standing face to face ⪠|
| 01:33:43 |
⪠Blue skies are sometimes |
| 01:33:49 |
⪠They hide behind |
| 01:33:55 |
⪠The billboard signs |
| 01:33:58 |
⪠Can't explain |
| 01:34:02 |
⪠Little conversations |
| 01:34:09 |
⪠Did you find the things |
| 01:34:15 |
⪠Those dreams you tried to chase ⪠|
| 01:34:22 |
⪠They were always |
| 01:34:28 |
⪠Standing face to face ⪠|
| 01:34:54 |
⪠All the things that matter most ⪠|
| 01:35:01 |
⪠The things you can't replace ⪠|
| 01:35:07 |
⪠They were always |
| 01:35:12 |
⪠You were standing face to face ⪠|
| 01:35:19 |
⪠You were standing face to face ⪠|
| 01:35:25 |
⪠All the little things you chased ⪠|
| 01:35:28 |
⪠All the things you can't replace ⪠|
| 01:35:31 |
⪠You were standing face to face ⪠|
| 01:35:38 |
⪠All the little things you chased ⪠|
| 01:35:41 |
⪠All the things you can't replace ⪠|
| 01:35:44 |
⪠You were standing face,,, ⪠|
