The Whole Ten Yards
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Janni, Jimmy, get in here now! |
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I'm so tired of all the fighting. |
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- He hit me first. |
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- Liar! |
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It has to stop. |
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You understand that one day... |
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...you will inherit my empire, yes? |
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- What's an empire? |
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This will remind you that you |
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Together, you are more powerful |
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What does this mean? |
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One day, you will find out. |
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Hey, señor. |
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- Freeze! |
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Just vacuumed this rug, okay? |
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Take your shoes off, please. |
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Now, please, try not to scare Blanche. |
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Don't clunk. You're scaring her! |
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Be done in a minute. Don't go in. |
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There's a surprise in there! Don't look. |
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Okay. |
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Finished it up today. |
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It's all our favorite hit men. |
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Now, I don't think you ever met |
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I even got the hole in his head where |
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Santo "Three Fingers." Remember |
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And, of course, Frankie Figs. |
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Who could forget Frankie Figs? |
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"Oh, wow, Jimmy, you shot me." |
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- Poor Frankie. |
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- What? |
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I mean, I... |
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I just wanted everything to be perfect |
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That's what we need to talk about. |
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So how did the hit go? |
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- Good. |
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- So you let him get away. |
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- Then he's dead? |
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- Then what is it? |
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- But he is dead. |
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I did everything you said. |
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Nobody even notices me. |
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You have a problem getting in? |
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Oh, honey, I finally used my lock-pick set! |
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Like this, I was in there and |
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...I'm cool as a cucumber. All of a sudden, |
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You flinched. |
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- I whip my gun around... |
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...and I knock over his tomato sauce. |
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You must stay focused when |
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Then I've got this whole big mess. |
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The more I try to clean up, |
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Tomato sauce is a tough stain to get |
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Then finally, I hear the |
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Now, let me guess: |
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So now I gotta think fast. |
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...he slides across the floor and, well... |
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I would go into detail, but let's just say... |
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...he left the building. |
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I gotta say, if the guy's dead, |
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Same thing with Spiegelman. |
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But you were running right |
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But I just wanna shoot someone! |
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All right, now. All right, now, baby. |
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Murdering another human being |
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Listen. |
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I got an idea. |
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What do you say we go and kill |
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We'll find some drunk tourist, take him to |
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What's your favorite gun? |
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- A.45. |
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We'll make a big mess. |
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My roast. |
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- This isn't working. |
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No, this, this, Jimmy. |
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I married a contract killer, |
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Hey, I am in disguise, okay? |
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Yeah, well, your disguise is dumb. |
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I mean, look at yourself. |
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And what are you doing in disguise? |
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Well, you never can tell, can you? |
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You are gonna sit and enjoy this meal. |
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I got this recipe from |
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This is a cilantro reduction. |
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- I spent the whole morning scrubbing. |
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Hey, there is nothing wrong with me. |
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Every man that has an ongoing |
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...experiences certain peaks and valleys |
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Last time we saw a peak was almost a |
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We're in a valley. We're below |
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The Tulip has: |
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Jimmy the Tulip is alive and well. |
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I'm not so sure. I saw a doctor in L.A. |
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This is a cilantro reduction. |
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You marinate the meat |
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...and it melts... |
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He said it wasn't me. |
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Jill, please just come eat. |
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Jimmy! |
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You might be shooting blanks. |
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This is not a dumb disguise. |
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Think fast! |
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- Strabonitz! |
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This is the best birthday present |
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Come here. My big boy, |
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- It's a beautiful day, no? |
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No? |
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No. |
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"No" meaning "yes." |
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"No" meaning "yes." |
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- Get in the car, I'm starving! |
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If I don't eat soon, I'll pass out. |
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Hello, birdie. Tweet, tweet, my friend. |
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- Babe, you look hot. |
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Just checking out the gyroscopic swivel pan |
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You checked it three times already this |
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- Knock it off. |
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I got it, honey! |
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- Who sent you? |
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What troop are you with? |
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- What? |
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What's your den mother's name? |
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Carol? |
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Jesus, Oz, what the hell are you doing? |
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- She's a Buttercup Scout. |
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Besides, I think there's |
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Cookies. Minty Thins. |
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This is Ellen Wasserstrom's daughter. |
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I told her mother |
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Putz. |
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- I heard that! |
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Well, that was a close call, huh? |
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Minty Thins are bad anyway. |
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- You've really got to stop this now, Oz. |
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Nobody is coming to get us. They can't |
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- Or in jail. |
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If you look at that monitor |
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I'll be taking cold showers? |
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For starters. |
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You look very nice in that robe. |
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This will make you very happy. I think. |
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You think, huh? |
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Well, for starters, I hate the color. |
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So! You are the two that tried to muscle in |
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- No! |
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...is back in town. |
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How are they gonna tell |
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What? |
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Come here. I love you, boy. |
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Don't correct me. As a rule. |
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- What is that? Give it to me. |
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Oh, another surprise. |
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That was fun. |
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Oseransky. |
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- It's me. |
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- How's your new dental assistant? |
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Never forget the fun we had. |
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- Hey, listen. Can I ask you something? |
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You think Jimmy and Cynthia talk? |
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What do you mean? Like you and I talk? |
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No, like, I mean, "talk" talk. |
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I don't understand. Why would |
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No, Cynthia would tell me. |
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- Why? |
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- What, he's killing people? |
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No, he's up to something. He's acting like |
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Oh, jeez, a homicidal maniac acting |
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- Jill! |
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Yeah? |
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- So that's the one we're after? |
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Cost me 1 0,000 to get, |
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- To find out if it's him. |
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- No. What receipts? |
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Nobody saves receipts anymore. |
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It's funny. All right, so you go in |
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- Yes. |
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And I... |
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And grab him. |
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- What do you do? |
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Piece of pie. |
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- No, it's "cake." |
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- Pie. |
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- Cake. No, it's pie. |
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Cake. |
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Mr. White, how's that implant |
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Okay. |
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So how are you? How you doing? |
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That's a nice sweater. |
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Hey, Dr. Oseransky, |
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- Is she upset? |
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...I can't tell whether she's |
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I think she might be laughing. |
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- Okay, well, put her through, okay, Julie? |
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Here we go. A little nitrous for you. |
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Now, don't take this off |
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You may enjoy that. |
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- Hi, honey, what's up? |
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- Oh, yeah? |
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What? We're pregnant! |
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What? When? |
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- Probably when you were on top of me. |
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- Doctor. |
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- Don't forget to floss. |
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Oh, I love you too. So you're not angry? |
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About me being pregnant? |
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No, about me almost shooting |
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Mrs. Havacamp. |
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- Forget that. I wanna see you. |
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I gotta go. So I'll meet you at your |
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Mr. White. |
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I'm so sorry. |
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I'm gonna bring somebody in |
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He's not breathing. Call whoever deals with |
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91 1. 91 1 deals with that. |
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Call 91... Hold on, please. |
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Why do I have a bad feeling about this? |
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This can't be good. |
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- It really is perfect now, isn't it? |
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- There's so much planning. |
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So many things to buy. |
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We gotta get a crib, clothes. |
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- We have to redecorate the guest bedroom. |
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- What? |
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I've already checked with zoning. |
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Are you kidding? We're not building |
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This will go all around the perimeter. |
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- Oz, no. Don't ruin this moment. |
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We're having a baby. Not now. |
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...but then we're gonna have a baby. |
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- Honey, I'm just trying to... |
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Look, I don't wanna raise a child in an |
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Fear? Who's talking about fear? |
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Just think of it as a |
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- You're afraid of everything, Oz. |
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- Thinking about me? |
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See the paper? Well? |
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- I'm a little nervous about this. |
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- What, is he driving you nuts again? |
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Sounds like you could use |
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- Cahooting? |
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...you were always good at cahooting. |
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I remember a time when your |
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Oh, Jimmy. |
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- Cynthia. |
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Oz can't know anything |
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We're clear. Does Jill suspect anything? |
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- Jill thinks I'm losing my mind. |
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- You still got the numbers, right? |
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- God. |
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You still sound so sexy on the phone. |
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- Listen, one more thing. |
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What are you wearing? |
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It's not important. |
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All right, I gotta go. |
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- Game time. |
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You're on. |
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"Honey, I'm sorry." |
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"Honey, I'm sorry." |
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Honey. I'm so sorry. |
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It's the idiot from under the table. |
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Honey? |
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Honey. |
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She not here. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Mr. White, what are you doing here? |
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If this is about the nitrous oxide |
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Dentist, sit down. |
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Where... Where is my wife? |
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Your wife... |
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...is in a safe... |
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Place. Safe place. |
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Let me finish a sentence. |
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- That's how we should have a conversation. |
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How safe and for how long |
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Would it be out of line |
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...who you are and what |
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I'm... |
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...flabbergasted. |
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- I'm sorry... |
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That you don't see the similarity |
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- And you guys just understand all of this? |
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Do you or don't you? |
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- What? |
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- Yes, I remember Janni. |
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...was my son. |
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Oh, no, no. No, no, I know |
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- Yes, you do? |
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You're like the Amazing Kreskin. |
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Well, you know all this, where it's going? |
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No, no, no, no. I just think... |
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I think that you think I killed |
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- Jimmy Tudeski killed your son. |
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- Really? |
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- Where is Jimmy? |
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- Jimmy's dead. They're both dead. |
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Strabo, put one in his head. |
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- Papa... |
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...how will I remember? |
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- I'll try that. |
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Mr. Gogolak, I don't know where Jimmy is. |
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- Strabo. |
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Enough! Enough! |
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Are you kidding me? That's loud! |
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Come on, he's getting away. |
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Stop, stop. Why are you |
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Let everybody know we're here. |
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- What are we gonna do, Papa? |
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The dentist will lead us to the rat. |
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It'll be maybe five more minutes. |
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One second. |
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- Julie, it's Oz! |
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- Are you all right? |
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Just cancel my appointments for the week. |
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- You know how many people are here? |
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- Okay, fine. |
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I got you. |
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- That was good one. |
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Yermo, Zevo. |
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We're driving to Mexico in 1 0 minutes. |
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Stop drinking or you'll get an IUD. |
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Cynthia, you have something to eat? |
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Nice of you to take interest in my health. |
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- Cynthia, take one. Eat. |
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Mother, Mother, please, please. No. |
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Not now. It's nice. |
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- It's tough to eat with all the gas. |
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All right. |
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She's 1 08. |
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I love her. |
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- Let's get Jimmy! Bring around the car. |
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You remember how his body was |
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- So? |
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Your husband just happens |
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He and Jimmy are buddy-buddy. |
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- What's your point? |
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Jimmy is still alive and |
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- How do you know where my husband is? |
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- "LuJack." |
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- In the Porsche. |
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It's... You say "LoJack." |
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See? LoJack. |
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- I didn't quite hear. |
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Don't correct me. |
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Don't ever correct me! |
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You like getting hit? |
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- Of course not. |
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Do you know how this works? |
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Thanks, I got it. |
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Hold still or you're gonna |
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That's funny. |
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- Are you okay? |
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- No. Hello. |
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- Who's that? |
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Who is that? Give me the phone. |
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Give me the phone. |
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- Who is this? |
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- Oz? How the hell did Oz get our number? |
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What did I tell you |
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I think you said something |
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Yes, killing me and beating me to death |
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Yeah, good memory. What do you want? |
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- I'm in Mexico. |
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I was thinking I would swing by... |
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If you come by this house, Oz... |
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...if you come within 25 miles, |
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Okay. |
00:26:08 |
Hi, I'm a dead man. |
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Good talking to you. |
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No, no, no. No, no, no. |
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Get out of the car. Get out. |
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Jimmy! Jimmy, don't shoot, |
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I know. |
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That almost hit me. |
00:27:09 |
How you doing? |
00:27:22 |
- Are you wearing bunny slippers? |
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Oh, my God. Oh, no. Blanche! |
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. |
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Blanche! |
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- Who's Blanche? |
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Xerxes! Alert the others, |
00:27:45 |
Who's Blanche? |
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This is Blanche. |
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- You killed her. |
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Go home, Oz. Go home before |
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Something bad already has happened. |
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Poor Blanche. Cut down in her prime. |
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He names his chickens. |
00:28:08 |
Blanche! You're dead! |
00:28:23 |
Hey, Oz, you're here. |
00:28:26 |
He killed Blanche. |
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- What are you doing here? |
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- Put a sock in it. We talk all the time. |
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Really. You talk all the time? |
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We spoke once. And I think it was mostly |
00:28:40 |
- Are you alone? |
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- You weren't followed? |
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- How would you know? |
00:28:46 |
Well, now that he's here, he's staying |
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"Lobster â la Tudeski"? I can't stay |
00:28:53 |
- Lazlo Gogolak was at my house. |
00:28:56 |
- Am I setting a place or not? |
00:28:59 |
- What is the matter with him? |
00:29:02 |
Well, Cynthia's been kidnapped. |
00:29:04 |
- Are you serious? |
00:29:06 |
- Lazlo wants Jimmy's head for killing Janni. |
00:29:09 |
Wouldn't this conversation be so much |
00:29:15 |
What's wrong with him? |
00:29:17 |
Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? |
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They know you're alive. |
00:29:21 |
- How would they know? |
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Oh, look, honey, we have |
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A squealer? I'm not a squealer! |
00:29:28 |
I've never squealed on anybody. |
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How do they know, Oz? |
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They have Cynthia. I need your help. |
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- Yeah. |
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You know what, Oz? |
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I got enough friends. In fact, I'm thinking |
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This could be great. A way |
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Yes, back in the game. |
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I don't wish to get back in the game. |
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I like cleaning. And I like to decorate. |
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- We're talking about Cynthia here. |
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"Ex" would be the key word |
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If you don't get off your ass |
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...I'll never talk to you again. |
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If you ever grab me like that again, |
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Is that clear? |
00:30:15 |
We'll talk about it over dinner... |
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...which is probably ruined. |
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We eat in 1 5 minutes. |
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He's kidding. |
00:30:29 |
You better go wash your hands, Oz. |
00:30:50 |
Well, it really is a nice presentation. |
00:30:52 |
It would have been, |
00:30:55 |
The potatoes were supposed to be floating |
00:31:01 |
I had this tricolore thing going on. |
00:31:03 |
It looks great. |
00:31:05 |
I would hate to think you were |
00:31:09 |
No. No. |
00:31:15 |
- Is that Hebrew? |
00:31:18 |
- Aren't you Catholic? |
00:31:20 |
- That makes sense. |
00:31:22 |
...give us the lowdown on Cynthia. |
00:31:24 |
She's pregnant. |
00:31:26 |
Oh, my God! That's so great! |
00:31:28 |
Thanks. The funny thing is, |
00:31:31 |
Oh, my God, that's great. |
00:31:34 |
- Any idea where they're keeping her? |
00:31:38 |
Nothing, don't worry. This is just |
00:31:43 |
Oh, so this is how a |
00:31:46 |
This is how a retired mass murderer behaves |
00:31:51 |
- Noted. |
00:31:57 |
- How many goons does he have with him? |
00:32:02 |
- And his son. |
00:32:06 |
Well, should I go to the police? |
00:32:08 |
Kidnapping would put him away forever. |
00:32:11 |
He'd make her disappear to avoid |
00:32:14 |
Why are you asking me? |
00:32:16 |
- This is Oz's problem. |
00:32:19 |
You have to help me. |
00:32:20 |
What, are you nuts? I got |
00:32:24 |
Plus, I'm safe down here. |
00:32:26 |
Besides, I don't care what happens |
00:32:29 |
I'm not uprooting my life |
00:32:36 |
Light it up like a piñata! |
00:32:38 |
You told them where I live? |
00:32:41 |
Told them where I live. |
00:32:51 |
- Jimmy, are you coming or not?! |
00:32:58 |
Let's go! |
00:33:00 |
Oz! Oz. |
00:33:04 |
Put the... |
00:33:08 |
You better run, tooth-boy. |
00:33:10 |
I get a second, I'm gonna slice you up. |
00:33:13 |
Anyone hit anything yet? |
00:33:19 |
Let's go. |
00:33:29 |
Will you come on? |
00:33:31 |
This idiot. Will you come on? |
00:33:36 |
Get up! |
00:33:38 |
Go! |
00:33:44 |
They're getting away! |
00:33:49 |
Come on! |
00:33:53 |
You're shooting at the house, |
00:33:58 |
All right, it was a nice shot. |
00:34:01 |
It was a nice shot. |
00:34:09 |
Nice shooting, honey. |
00:34:11 |
Thanks, honey. |
00:34:13 |
The sons of batches got away. |
00:34:16 |
So do I clip her or not? |
00:34:19 |
Keep Cynthia happy for the time being. |
00:34:24 |
Not likely. |
00:34:32 |
Sick bastards! |
00:34:37 |
What?! What is it? What? |
00:34:43 |
Janni. |
00:34:44 |
I want him dead. |
00:34:47 |
Dead! |
00:34:50 |
Yesterday! |
00:34:52 |
Before breakfast! |
00:34:55 |
Before eggs! |
00:34:59 |
Scrambled. |
00:35:11 |
I don't understand why |
00:35:13 |
It's not your business |
00:35:15 |
It's not my business to leave |
00:35:18 |
Maybe you got a plan there. |
00:35:21 |
- Good plan. |
00:35:23 |
You do that, you squealer. |
00:35:25 |
- I didn't squeal on anybody. |
00:35:29 |
- Forget it, Jill. |
00:35:32 |
You married someone in the |
00:35:35 |
You got a really funny way... |
00:35:37 |
...of asking for help, squeal cheese! |
00:35:41 |
- Please help me? |
00:35:43 |
But it still doesn't help, now that |
00:35:47 |
- You're spitting in my mouth. |
00:35:54 |
- How was that? |
00:35:56 |
- Scary. |
00:35:59 |
Come here. |
00:36:18 |
So, Oz, congratulations |
00:36:22 |
Thank you. |
00:36:28 |
You think I'd be a good father? |
00:36:32 |
- You don't think I'd be a good father? |
00:36:35 |
You didn't say anything. |
00:36:36 |
No, I think you'd be a good father. |
00:36:39 |
- I didn't understand what you were... |
00:36:42 |
- Why are we on this bus? |
00:36:46 |
I figure that's how Lazlo |
00:36:49 |
- That's what I'm hoping, for your sake. |
00:36:52 |
Yeah. Because if that's not the case... |
00:36:55 |
...I'm gonna kill you. |
00:36:57 |
- Right, baby? |
00:37:01 |
- I wish Cynthia got kidnapped more often. |
00:37:07 |
I'll just put my wife in danger whenever |
00:37:11 |
What problems? What problems? |
00:37:14 |
I didn't say anything. |
00:37:15 |
Is this what you two talk about |
00:37:19 |
How would you like it if I talked to Cynthia |
00:37:23 |
- You're causing a scene. |
00:37:27 |
The front part of my head. |
00:37:40 |
Yes? |
00:37:41 |
He bought three one-way tickets to L.A. |
00:37:43 |
Los Angeles? Interesting. |
00:37:47 |
All right, so we cut them off at the piss. |
00:37:50 |
Just like John Wayne, |
00:37:54 |
You two in the Porsche. All right? |
00:37:56 |
When we get to L.A., we strip it, |
00:38:01 |
But for now, you hot-wire it |
00:38:12 |
- Can we stop the horseplay for one second? |
00:38:21 |
Okay, so we had a car. My car. |
00:38:24 |
Then we're on a bus. |
00:38:28 |
This doesn't make any sense. |
00:38:30 |
- It will. |
00:38:31 |
...a black cup of coffee, all right? |
00:38:35 |
I screwed up. I apologize. |
00:38:37 |
Well, do I have to wait another 20 minutes |
00:38:42 |
- I'll get a fresh cup. |
00:38:45 |
- You're still standing. |
00:38:47 |
Bye. |
00:38:51 |
Hey, pal? |
00:38:53 |
Why don't you give the girl a break. |
00:38:56 |
- She's just working for a living. |
00:39:00 |
Why don't you mind your own business. |
00:39:06 |
- Asshole. |
00:39:12 |
Where was I? |
00:39:24 |
Now, son, you're never gonna be |
00:39:28 |
...to a waitress or anybody that brings you |
00:39:32 |
- No. |
00:39:35 |
Eat all your corn. Grow up to be big |
00:39:40 |
You see, Oz? I'd be a great father. |
00:39:43 |
I just taught that kid |
00:39:51 |
You know, we could |
00:39:55 |
- What, we need more balloons? |
00:39:59 |
I love your name. |
00:40:02 |
No, Strabo, I mean, you and me... |
00:40:05 |
...well, we could make this, you know... |
00:40:07 |
...a fun party. |
00:40:09 |
- Oh, you mean you and me... |
00:40:14 |
- I've always had a little crush on you. |
00:40:18 |
- You did? |
00:40:20 |
- I guess Jimmy just moved a little quicker? |
00:40:26 |
And so you and the dentist... |
00:40:28 |
Things not so well going? |
00:40:31 |
To tell you the truth... |
00:40:34 |
...I kind of miss the excitement. |
00:40:39 |
And I like your hair that way. |
00:40:42 |
- Long. |
00:40:45 |
That's good. |
00:40:52 |
Give me one good reason to trust you. |
00:40:55 |
- Well, I can give 280 million. |
00:40:58 |
- What are you talking about? |
00:41:02 |
What? |
00:41:03 |
What's so funny? |
00:41:06 |
What's so goddamn funny? |
00:41:09 |
Strabo. |
00:41:11 |
Your daddy thinks you're a moron. |
00:41:16 |
- Anya! |
00:41:18 |
Anya, you watch the broad. |
00:41:21 |
- Where you going? |
00:41:24 |
- Find Papa. |
00:41:39 |
Anya, can I use your bathroom? |
00:41:41 |
Yes. |
00:41:45 |
All right, I got your cream cheese |
00:41:50 |
- That leaves you with the tuna. |
00:41:54 |
- Start liking it. |
00:41:57 |
I thought of a reason |
00:42:00 |
What would that be, dentist? |
00:42:02 |
What if they didn't trace me through my car? |
00:42:06 |
- Only thing to hang your life on is trust. |
00:42:09 |
Yes, honey, thank you. |
00:42:16 |
What, no Jewish prayer |
00:42:19 |
You got a problem |
00:42:22 |
Do unto others before you're |
00:42:25 |
Exactly. Unless they're a rat. |
00:42:28 |
Then you can shoot them in the eyes. |
00:42:30 |
- A pillar of salt? |
00:42:33 |
Read the Bible, Oz. |
00:42:36 |
Eat up, dentist. |
00:42:39 |
If they don't show up, |
00:42:43 |
- That's the size of it. |
00:42:45 |
I told you before, I don't care |
00:42:49 |
Oh, yeah, sure. That's why you're still |
00:42:53 |
No, wait. I'm sorry, what? |
00:42:55 |
- What did you say was Cynthia's? |
00:43:01 |
Two years we've been together |
00:43:04 |
...you wear a present from your ex-wife? |
00:43:08 |
- Where's it from? |
00:43:10 |
It's Cynthia's. Her grandmother gave it |
00:43:14 |
You say you're not a squealer?! |
00:43:20 |
Looks like you got a reprieve, Oz. |
00:43:25 |
Oh, thank God the killers are here. |
00:43:30 |
So check the bus? |
00:43:33 |
As opposed to... |
00:43:36 |
...just looking at the bus? |
00:43:41 |
Let me out of here. Hey! |
00:43:51 |
Let me out of here. |
00:44:00 |
Come on. Open the door. |
00:44:09 |
Perfect. Right on time. |
00:44:12 |
Your wife's as good as home, Oz. |
00:44:18 |
I know you're in here. |
00:44:40 |
- Looking for me, Strabo? |
00:44:44 |
Anything tricky, I blow your ribs |
00:44:48 |
- The rat's not here. |
00:44:51 |
The Jimmy... |
00:44:53 |
...is watching me right now. I can feel it. |
00:45:00 |
Hey, Lazlo. |
00:45:02 |
- No, no, no. |
00:45:05 |
- I'm sorry, Papa. |
00:45:09 |
- I like the whole Liberace thing, though. |
00:45:14 |
Where are you going with this? |
00:45:16 |
I'll call you to tell you where we'll |
00:45:20 |
Any of your knuckleheads follow this car, |
00:45:24 |
Feet first. |
00:45:26 |
You harm... |
00:45:28 |
...one hair on his head... |
00:45:31 |
If they have Strabo, who has girl? |
00:45:40 |
Answer. Answer, Mother. |
00:46:03 |
You okay, darling? |
00:46:11 |
- What's up, Jill? |
00:46:19 |
Open the trunk. |
00:46:26 |
Thank you. |
00:46:29 |
- I think you nicked his head there. |
00:46:33 |
- What is your problem, Jill? |
00:46:35 |
- I don't have a problem. |
00:46:38 |
Why don't you go and check us in. |
00:46:41 |
Okay. |
00:46:46 |
I wouldn't mind you wearing it, |
00:46:50 |
- Just throw it away. |
00:46:52 |
- You still have feelings for her? |
00:46:55 |
- Why not give it back to her? |
00:46:59 |
Where does he get sayings like that? |
00:47:03 |
We aren't gonna talk much, are we? |
00:47:06 |
There is something |
00:47:08 |
- You're still in love with her. |
00:47:17 |
- Why don't you let me take it... |
00:47:20 |
- Jimmy, Jimmy. |
00:47:24 |
But if you touch this crucifix, |
00:47:28 |
This is my good luck charm. |
00:47:32 |
I take it off, I'm jinxed. |
00:47:34 |
Wanna see me dead, Jill? |
00:47:37 |
Do you? |
00:47:39 |
Sometimes, yeah. |
00:47:46 |
- I'm going to check in. |
00:47:48 |
- Well, 47 percent of couples at some point... |
00:47:54 |
Like a goldfish... |
00:47:56 |
...or a Shetland pony or something. |
00:47:59 |
I gotta have you... |
00:48:15 |
Where is she? |
00:48:17 |
Look, how nice. Everybody is still here... |
00:48:21 |
...having a little repast. Isn't that lovely? |
00:48:24 |
Where else would I be? |
00:48:27 |
I don't know. |
00:48:29 |
One would venture a guess. |
00:48:32 |
A question could be asked: |
00:48:37 |
Big loft, very drafty. I understand. |
00:48:39 |
Get me Figueroa on the phone! |
00:48:42 |
Mr. G., Frankie Figs is dead. |
00:48:45 |
How sad for him. |
00:48:57 |
Jill. Come on, open the door. |
00:49:00 |
Jill! |
00:49:03 |
Jill, will you come on? Be sensible. |
00:49:07 |
Apologize. |
00:49:09 |
Jill, honey, I'm sorry |
00:49:13 |
...and said I was gonna |
00:49:16 |
Okay? I didn't mean that. |
00:49:18 |
- Come on, knock it off. |
00:49:22 |
This cross represents my Lord and Savior. |
00:49:25 |
The baby in the manger. |
00:49:28 |
...I go to hell! |
00:49:31 |
- Twenty-one? That's impressive. |
00:49:34 |
Two years, I've been begging you to go |
00:49:39 |
...you're off to the races! |
00:49:45 |
Off to the races? |
00:49:48 |
"Apologize, then she'll come right out." |
00:49:50 |
Squeal bag! Squealster! |
00:49:53 |
Remington Squeal! |
00:49:55 |
See what you got me into? Get over here |
00:49:59 |
You better make it good. |
00:50:03 |
Snoodster? Hon? |
00:50:05 |
You're gonna be hearing |
00:50:08 |
Jill? Scooster? |
00:50:10 |
Snoodster. |
00:50:13 |
I think you're being a little unreasonable. |
00:50:17 |
...that was pretty funny. |
00:50:20 |
Oz, nobody's talking to you. |
00:50:22 |
Hey, you take it easy on Oz, okay? |
00:50:25 |
- People see him when they have problems. |
00:50:30 |
- He's a wonderful dentist. |
00:50:33 |
I promise I'll shoot you. Frankly, I don't care |
00:50:37 |
Well, that's a bad... |
00:50:40 |
- Oh, trouble in the bedroom? |
00:50:43 |
- Nothing. |
00:50:46 |
Did you tell him that?! |
00:50:51 |
A few moments of erectile dysfunction... |
00:50:54 |
- And I'm not a man now? Is that it? |
00:50:57 |
If you didn't love her, you'd take it off. |
00:51:01 |
- Is that it?! |
00:51:04 |
Can we please call Lazlo |
00:51:07 |
No. I'll tell you why we can't do that! |
00:51:09 |
Because that would involve me talking to |
00:51:14 |
I'm going to get drunk. |
00:51:20 |
- You believe this? |
00:51:23 |
Shut up. I'm gonna |
00:51:26 |
...watch Strabo for a while? |
00:51:29 |
How can he get drunk at a time like this? |
00:51:37 |
Maybe this whole "erectile misfiring" |
00:51:42 |
He sees all things great and small. |
00:51:44 |
You know, I've done |
00:51:48 |
I don't take the trash out. |
00:51:51 |
- I killed 21 people. |
00:51:54 |
- Who'd I forget? |
00:52:00 |
This is it. This is the reason that God |
00:52:04 |
He does not want me to spread my seed. |
00:52:08 |
God is counting my seed, Oz. |
00:52:13 |
...counting my little seeds. 1 38, 1 39... |
00:52:18 |
...1 40... |
00:52:21 |
I don't think God is keeping an eye |
00:52:25 |
What kind of a job is that for God? |
00:52:29 |
Fine. Throw up. |
00:52:32 |
- What about me? |
00:52:35 |
Come on, Oz. |
00:52:37 |
How many adoption agencies |
00:52:41 |
- You may have a point there. |
00:52:45 |
They're small. How hard can that be? |
00:52:47 |
That's the thinking |
00:52:50 |
But I'd be a great father, Oz. |
00:52:53 |
I'd teach the kid how to play baseball. |
00:52:55 |
- I've always been good with a bat. |
00:52:58 |
And, I mean, when I was kid, |
00:53:02 |
And I could make a slingshot |
00:53:06 |
And I could teach him how to use it. |
00:53:10 |
...I'd be patient. I wouldn't yell at him. |
00:53:23 |
Jimmy, there's a lot of people looking. |
00:53:33 |
Things with the husband |
00:53:38 |
I was thinking... |
00:53:39 |
...if you were to have sex |
00:53:44 |
...it would make Jimmy jealous. |
00:53:50 |
Oh, yeah? |
00:53:52 |
- Like with who? |
00:53:57 |
...with me, for example. |
00:54:06 |
You look good with a gun. |
00:54:13 |
Did you have a good relationship |
00:54:16 |
- We were like pals. |
00:54:19 |
Like to take an ice pick |
00:54:22 |
Still wanna throw up. |
00:54:25 |
Can you help me? |
00:54:28 |
What the hell is going on here?! |
00:54:30 |
Why are we all on this big, |
00:54:34 |
Why? Why? |
00:54:38 |
You ever hear of avoidance behavior? |
00:54:41 |
Let's talk about avoidance behavior. |
00:54:45 |
...drinking shots instead of saving Cynthia? |
00:54:49 |
- What do you mean? |
00:54:52 |
I am not gonna go out there |
00:54:55 |
- My wife! |
00:54:58 |
I'm not risking my ass before I get |
00:55:01 |
Fine. Say them. What do you wanna say? |
00:55:07 |
- You know I was a bed wetter? |
00:55:10 |
At 1 2, I saw my dad |
00:55:12 |
Well, that's probably why you wet the bed. |
00:55:17 |
- We had some great times. |
00:55:19 |
No! Me and Cynthia! |
00:55:22 |
- That's almost vomit. |
00:55:26 |
...she was pregnant? |
00:55:31 |
- She's got a great rack, doesn't she? |
00:55:34 |
I mean, she was so wild. |
00:55:36 |
So wild. I mean... |
00:55:39 |
...one time we wrecked |
00:55:43 |
- Seven thousand dollars' worth of damage. |
00:55:47 |
I mean, we didn't |
00:55:51 |
But I don't gotta tell you, do I? |
00:55:53 |
You're married to her, |
00:55:57 |
- What is this thing? |
00:56:00 |
- Get it out of here! |
00:56:01 |
Because I hate it! |
00:56:07 |
What's happening? |
00:56:09 |
What's happening now? |
00:56:23 |
Check. |
00:56:42 |
Good morning... |
00:56:56 |
What the hell is this? |
00:56:58 |
Just give me five more minutes, baby. |
00:57:08 |
You are really noisy in the morning. |
00:57:12 |
Jimmy, what the hell happened |
00:57:17 |
And why does my ass hurt? |
00:57:20 |
- You fell down the stairs. |
00:57:24 |
Of course not. Not really. |
00:57:28 |
- What does that mean? |
00:57:31 |
...helping each other out. That's all. |
00:57:35 |
It was a really magical night, Oz. |
00:57:40 |
- What is it now? |
00:57:42 |
- Oh, this? |
00:57:44 |
- Oh, my God. |
00:57:47 |
This is not what it looks like. Right? |
00:57:50 |
- Where's Strabo? |
00:57:54 |
- I'm kidding. He's right here. |
00:57:58 |
- You want some help? |
00:58:04 |
- A little male bonding? |
00:58:07 |
I fell down the stairs, Strabo. |
00:58:10 |
Going out to get some coffee. |
00:58:15 |
I should probably |
00:58:17 |
Yeah. |
00:58:31 |
- Hey, Oz, can you come in here for a sec? |
00:58:38 |
Listen, that was not what you... |
00:58:42 |
Let me close that. |
00:58:45 |
Why are you bottomless? |
00:58:48 |
I hated that skirt. |
00:58:54 |
- You don't like that shirt too? |
00:58:57 |
I see. I mean, I really see. |
00:59:09 |
What are you doing? |
00:59:15 |
Oz. |
00:59:18 |
You like my perfume? Smell it. |
00:59:22 |
- I've been a little stuffed up, feeling nasally. |
00:59:28 |
Yes. Yes, I do. |
00:59:33 |
You like my bra? |
00:59:38 |
This... Here it is. It's a purple shirt. |
00:59:44 |
- Give me your hand. |
00:59:46 |
Give it! |
00:59:51 |
Feel my heart. |
00:59:53 |
I don't think that's your heart. |
00:59:55 |
Isn't your heart in between all that? |
00:59:59 |
My heart is broken. |
01:00:03 |
Can you feel that? |
01:00:09 |
Yes. Yes, I do. Yes, I... |
01:00:12 |
It's so broken, Oz! |
01:00:15 |
- Jill! |
01:00:17 |
- I'm so sad. Oz! |
01:00:21 |
What's all this? |
01:00:25 |
First my ex-wife and now my wife-wife. |
01:00:28 |
No, no, no. She just hated her outfit. |
01:00:33 |
- He wants to talk to you for a second. |
01:00:46 |
I've been waiting a long time for this, Oz. |
01:00:50 |
Oz? I think Oz is gonna be out |
01:00:57 |
I didn't... I just... |
01:01:00 |
Jimmy, I... |
01:01:07 |
You do love me, don't you? |
01:01:26 |
Up on your toes. Stand up. |
01:01:29 |
- Why can't I stay in here? |
01:01:32 |
Read a nice book. |
01:01:39 |
Oh, God! |
01:01:41 |
- Yeah, baby! |
01:01:44 |
She just hated her outfit. |
01:01:48 |
Yippee ki-yay! |
01:01:58 |
Yeah! |
01:02:03 |
You believe I fell down the stairs, right? |
01:02:05 |
What stairs? |
01:02:33 |
- Hello? |
01:02:35 |
- Put Liberace on. |
01:02:38 |
- Back from the dead? |
01:02:42 |
Call you at 2:00 and tell you |
01:02:45 |
Well, it better be 2 on the dot |
01:02:50 |
...one at a time! Wouldn't that be nice... |
01:02:52 |
...to get little pieces of the girl? |
01:02:55 |
One, two, three... |
01:02:57 |
...little tiny pieces. |
01:03:00 |
- What'd he say? |
01:03:02 |
- We'll need more firepower. |
01:03:05 |
Oz, you stud. |
01:03:28 |
- Here they are. What do you think? |
01:03:32 |
- Oh, my God, you have an H and K MP5K. |
01:03:36 |
We're gonna be fine. |
01:03:39 |
- Allow me. I got it. |
01:03:41 |
Gotta be careful with these things. |
01:03:49 |
I got it. |
01:03:59 |
- Are you okay? |
01:04:01 |
It's almost 2. We've gotta |
01:04:05 |
- Don't screw around. |
01:04:08 |
- All right. |
01:04:14 |
I got it. I got it. |
01:04:18 |
Hold on, Oz. |
01:04:37 |
Would you be careful of the fixtures? |
01:04:44 |
I hurt the side part of my head. |
01:04:48 |
Nice guns. Put them in the back seat. |
01:04:53 |
You made her carry all the guns, Oz? |
01:04:55 |
Okay, can we call Lazlo? It's after 2. |
01:05:00 |
Jimmy, you're late. |
01:05:02 |
Bring Cynthia to the Beverly Center. |
01:05:05 |
- Meet at the food court in an hour. |
01:05:08 |
You're gonna have to |
01:05:11 |
- Go get Strabo. |
01:05:13 |
- I just said that. |
01:05:16 |
Go. |
01:05:28 |
Strabo. |
01:05:31 |
Damn it! |
01:05:34 |
I can't find Strabo. |
01:05:36 |
- What? |
01:05:38 |
Hold on. |
01:05:40 |
I'm holding, I'm holding. |
01:05:41 |
There's just pieces of wood... |
01:05:43 |
- Where the hell is Strabo, people? |
01:05:48 |
Okay. How did Strabo |
01:05:52 |
- I don't know. |
01:05:57 |
- Where are the keys? |
01:06:00 |
- It keeps getting better. |
01:06:02 |
I don't know! You were |
01:06:05 |
Tulip! |
01:06:07 |
- Hold on, Lazlo. |
01:06:09 |
No more holding. |
01:06:15 |
- Your son's... |
01:06:18 |
- Your son's in the trunk right now. |
01:06:26 |
Strabo, your father |
01:06:32 |
What? |
01:06:35 |
- Did you get the gist of that? |
01:06:38 |
You locked my son in the trunk? |
01:06:40 |
No, no, sir. No, sir. |
01:06:46 |
This I believe. Fine. |
01:06:50 |
- A spare key? |
01:06:53 |
- Negative on the spare key. |
01:06:56 |
- Do you know of one in the area? |
01:06:59 |
You should know where a... |
01:07:05 |
The trunk release button, |
01:07:07 |
Every car since 1 985 has |
01:07:11 |
Find it, open the trunk |
01:07:14 |
There's a button on the driver's side. |
01:07:22 |
We kill them the moment we |
01:07:25 |
- I can't find it. |
01:07:28 |
- Well, Car Ranch Rentals. |
01:07:31 |
- A hitter. Lazlo's got a hitter on us. |
01:07:35 |
Did I? I don't remember, really. |
01:07:38 |
- Is someone shooting at you? |
01:07:43 |
That's bad. My son is there! |
01:07:46 |
- Tell the hitter to stop. |
01:07:49 |
- His son's with us. Stop! |
01:07:51 |
- Stop shooting! |
01:07:54 |
Let me find speakerphone. |
01:07:56 |
- Cease fire! |
01:07:59 |
He's not listening to you. |
01:08:03 |
Well, you should fire him. |
01:08:06 |
- Are you kidding? |
01:08:08 |
- Try not to shoot Oz, honey. |
01:08:16 |
Let's go, kids! |
01:08:25 |
Get up! |
01:08:30 |
You are in no danger. |
01:08:33 |
If she moves, |
01:08:54 |
Unbelievable. |
01:08:57 |
- How did you do that? |
01:09:00 |
...had a little button right here. |
01:09:07 |
All right, come on out of there... |
01:09:17 |
- What is this? |
01:09:19 |
- That is what that is. |
01:09:22 |
No, you're right. That's not good. |
01:09:24 |
It looks like he got shot in the foot. |
01:09:28 |
He probably got shot when |
01:09:31 |
That's really great. Well done, Jill. |
01:09:33 |
Hey, look, shit happens. |
01:09:35 |
That's right. |
01:09:37 |
All the time! |
01:09:39 |
You know why? Because you don't |
01:09:43 |
- There's an ABC's of killing? |
01:09:45 |
How was I supposed to know |
01:09:48 |
- That's a good question. |
01:09:50 |
I know! How about you |
01:09:52 |
...and you don't let him |
01:09:54 |
I am a professional marksman. |
01:09:58 |
You know what? I think |
01:10:01 |
...to count as a marksman. |
01:10:04 |
Can we stop fighting and go get my wife? |
01:10:06 |
Well, you can just forget about |
01:10:10 |
- What? Don't say that. |
01:10:13 |
She's as good as dead. |
01:10:15 |
...thanks to Jill. Look at this guy. |
01:10:19 |
If I'm a screwup, |
01:10:21 |
You know what? |
01:10:24 |
I'm out of here. |
01:10:26 |
Well, you're not going, are you? |
01:10:29 |
Hold on a minute. |
01:10:35 |
- Bye-bye. |
01:10:38 |
If I get in that car, you're |
01:10:41 |
Careful backing out, hon. |
01:10:45 |
Let's go. |
01:10:49 |
Bag. |
01:10:52 |
Why don't you take your pal Strabo |
01:10:55 |
The Hungarian mobster |
01:10:58 |
He's sorry. He's very sorry! |
01:11:04 |
She's coming back. I mean, |
01:11:08 |
- I don't think so. |
01:11:11 |
What are we gonna do now? |
01:11:13 |
You know what? I'm gonna leave. |
01:11:15 |
You're on your own, Oz. |
01:11:20 |
I thought we were friends. |
01:11:23 |
Well, that's what you get |
01:11:36 |
You son of a bitch. |
01:11:43 |
You can't do this to Cynthia. Okay? |
01:11:46 |
Not okay. Your darling Cynthia's |
01:11:50 |
- What? What does that mean? |
01:11:55 |
So? |
01:11:58 |
...in the other bag, okay, Oz? |
01:12:21 |
Great. |
01:12:26 |
- Hello. |
01:12:28 |
- Are you insane? |
01:12:31 |
- Hey, there was a button in the trunk. |
01:12:35 |
- Put my son on the phone, damn it! |
01:12:38 |
We're gonna have to |
01:12:41 |
No, no. No pushing. |
01:12:44 |
I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you. |
01:12:48 |
- Are you going through a canyon? |
01:12:52 |
Hello? |
01:12:53 |
- Hello? |
01:12:58 |
Dentist! Can you hear me? |
01:13:00 |
You're seconds from dead. |
01:13:08 |
Strabonitz. |
01:13:28 |
Hey, Jill. |
01:13:29 |
- It's me. How you doing? |
01:13:32 |
If you hadn't taken the wrong bag, |
01:13:34 |
- Are you mad or something? |
01:13:37 |
- I mean, seriously. |
01:13:38 |
All right? You happy now? |
01:13:41 |
I chased you away |
01:13:43 |
- I don't know why you don't believe that. |
01:13:47 |
- Jill. |
01:13:48 |
How am I supposed to have a kid |
01:13:52 |
Forget it. I don't even know if |
01:13:56 |
Hold on a minute. |
01:13:58 |
I think that if I were pregnant |
01:14:02 |
If you had a son and l... |
01:14:06 |
...you wouldn't let me see him? |
01:14:08 |
- Not once. |
01:14:10 |
- Take it back right now. |
01:14:12 |
You better tell me everything now |
01:14:16 |
How far back does this thing go? |
01:14:17 |
Like a couple days or something. |
01:14:19 |
You're so full of it. |
01:14:24 |
All right, months. |
01:14:26 |
And why was Cynthia in on it? |
01:14:28 |
I wanted to keep you |
01:14:29 |
- You trusted her not to get hurt. |
01:14:32 |
I gotta go help Oz. For me to do that, |
01:14:35 |
- Just do everything I told you, all right? |
01:14:39 |
I'll remember everything you told me. |
01:14:55 |
Call Mrs. Himelfarb, |
01:14:57 |
...cancel my appointments |
01:14:59 |
...send in as much nitrous as you can, |
01:15:02 |
- What? |
01:15:04 |
- What's wrong? |
01:15:08 |
I'll tell you. |
01:15:10 |
Take a look around you. |
01:15:12 |
Cynthia got kidnapped by Hungarian killers. |
01:15:17 |
...or the police, |
01:15:20 |
"Hey, let's try to get in contact with |
01:15:25 |
So I went down to Mexico, |
01:15:28 |
...and I asked him to help me. |
01:15:30 |
No, he didn't help me out. |
01:15:34 |
Know what he did? |
01:15:36 |
...he shot at me and then |
01:15:42 |
I'm gonna be okay. |
01:15:44 |
I'm gonna calm down... |
01:15:46 |
...I'm gonna go downstairs and I'm gonna |
01:15:50 |
Wait a minute. I can't drive my Porsche, |
01:15:54 |
That's gone, that's history, |
01:15:57 |
We left the Porsche so we could get |
01:16:01 |
And you know why? |
01:16:03 |
Some kind of GPS, |
01:16:09 |
- What's that smell? |
01:16:13 |
I smell. And you know why? |
01:16:15 |
I've been wearing this suit |
01:16:18 |
Or foot. Or some kind of foot... |
01:16:21 |
...that's been lodged up deep, deep, deep |
01:16:26 |
I woke up naked next to another |
01:16:31 |
So if you talk to anybody |
01:16:35 |
...you tell them I fell down |
01:16:38 |
- Yes, sir. |
01:16:40 |
- Call the FBI. |
01:16:43 |
Dial F-B-I. |
01:16:46 |
Call the FBI and tell them |
01:17:06 |
Going to the feds is the thing |
01:17:12 |
What are you doing here? |
01:17:14 |
I can handle this on my own. |
01:17:24 |
You okay? |
01:17:26 |
Thanks. |
01:17:28 |
Let's face it, Oz. Kicking ass is not |
01:17:33 |
Hanging on to the woman you love |
01:17:38 |
- How do you do that? |
01:17:40 |
That. That. |
01:17:42 |
One minute I wanna kill you, |
01:17:46 |
...feeling sorry for you. |
01:17:49 |
And I don't want you, Cynthia or anyone |
01:17:53 |
I thought you said friendship |
01:17:56 |
I'm a liar. |
01:18:01 |
- So, what do we do? |
01:18:03 |
- How? |
01:18:06 |
- God, Julie. Julie, Julie... |
01:18:08 |
...don't call the FBI! |
01:18:10 |
My receptionist. |
01:18:17 |
- Julie, what did you do? |
01:18:20 |
Why? |
01:18:22 |
Now, you can go quietly or your ass |
01:18:26 |
- What kind of receptionist are you? |
01:18:30 |
...who murdered her brother. |
01:18:33 |
Look, I'm gonna get |
01:18:36 |
Don't you dare make a move, |
01:18:40 |
Julie. Julie, if that is your real name... |
01:18:43 |
My name is Jules. Jules Figueroa. |
01:18:52 |
- Frankie Figs? |
01:18:55 |
You remember that? He was my brother. |
01:19:01 |
- I'll take that chloroform now. |
01:19:23 |
- You smell great, baby. |
01:19:28 |
You know, I don't have to be |
01:19:34 |
Oz. |
01:19:46 |
Jimmy. |
01:19:48 |
Jimmy. Jimmy! |
01:19:55 |
It's been a long time since |
01:19:58 |
Still got that little zing to it, |
01:20:01 |
Tastes like they put a bunch of pennies |
01:20:07 |
Jimmy, I'm sorry. |
01:20:08 |
- I didn't find it. |
01:20:10 |
You've been here three days. |
01:20:11 |
- I got into the safe. It's not there. |
01:20:14 |
- It's here somewhere. |
01:20:16 |
...what we talked about, either. |
01:20:19 |
- What do mean, "Calm down"? |
01:20:22 |
What safe? Why are you guys |
01:20:40 |
Have you been involved in this |
01:20:43 |
- Oz... |
01:20:46 |
...but we took vows. |
01:20:48 |
One was you're not |
01:20:51 |
...and get your husband shot at |
01:20:54 |
- That was uncalled for. |
01:20:57 |
...but I believe this is grounds for divorce. |
01:21:00 |
And what is that sound? |
01:21:02 |
- That's chain saws. |
01:21:06 |
Hack tub. |
01:21:10 |
What is that for? |
01:21:13 |
- What is it? |
01:21:16 |
...so blood doesn't get everywhere. |
01:21:21 |
They put the hacked-up |
01:21:23 |
- Are you done? |
01:21:28 |
Jimmy Tulip. |
01:21:34 |
Mr. Tough Guy... |
01:21:36 |
...served up to me on a platter |
01:21:43 |
That stings. |
01:21:45 |
I made you who you are |
01:21:49 |
...with something sharp. |
01:21:51 |
He made you who you are? |
01:21:53 |
Oh, yes. Could not fire a slingshot |
01:21:57 |
"Pay attention, little boy. Hold it firm. |
01:22:00 |
Stop crying and watch. |
01:22:08 |
- Where's Strabo? |
01:22:13 |
Where is my son? |
01:22:26 |
- Where's my boy?! |
01:22:29 |
- Oz. |
01:22:31 |
...alive again, you'll let |
01:22:34 |
Is that right? |
01:22:36 |
Yeah, that's right. |
01:22:38 |
And if we're not out of here by 1 1:00... |
01:22:41 |
...Jill's gonna put one in Strabo's forehead, |
01:22:48 |
- It wasn't pretty. |
01:22:51 |
- Not bad, Oz. |
01:22:55 |
- I think it's Jimmy's wife. |
01:22:57 |
No. That was going so well. |
01:22:59 |
- What is this? |
01:23:01 |
...and talk business with you. |
01:23:03 |
- Or else. |
01:23:05 |
Or else I'm afraid I'm gonna |
01:23:08 |
Oh, no, no, no. |
01:23:15 |
He's fine. |
01:23:18 |
He can't talk, he's duct-taped. |
01:23:22 |
I got this car wired with explosives. |
01:23:24 |
- You let me in, he'll be fine. |
01:23:28 |
Come in, do whatever you want, apparently. |
01:23:36 |
Wait a minute. |
01:23:38 |
- Nothing, it's... I'm good. |
01:23:41 |
- Take a right. |
01:23:43 |
What the fook are you |
01:23:47 |
Look who's here. |
01:23:49 |
Can I ask you a questionnaire |
01:23:52 |
Nice Porsche you got. |
01:23:54 |
You still have the Porsche? |
01:23:56 |
Let me explain when we all get |
01:23:59 |
...the concept of the secret hideout. |
01:24:02 |
Drop your weapons now |
01:24:04 |
...or I press the button and Strabo gets |
01:24:09 |
- Don't push nothing. |
01:24:12 |
- Drop them! |
01:24:14 |
- Go ahead. Come on. |
01:24:16 |
Kick them over. Step away. |
01:24:21 |
- Untie Oz and Cynthia. |
01:24:23 |
- Do it! Untie them. |
01:24:26 |
All right. Come on, come on. |
01:24:31 |
Aren't you forgetting something? |
01:24:33 |
Am I forgetting something? |
01:24:36 |
- They had a terrible fight. |
01:24:39 |
- What if I had something you want? |
01:24:44 |
Or, more precisely... |
01:24:48 |
...half of something you want. |
01:24:51 |
Don't. |
01:24:53 |
You have Jimmy's half. |
01:24:57 |
- Would you cut me in for a slice? |
01:25:02 |
Maybe... |
01:25:05 |
- Keep talking. |
01:25:08 |
- Of course you do. |
01:25:11 |
I'm all yours. And I could be your |
01:25:17 |
You shut up or I'll |
01:25:21 |
First thing I'm going to need |
01:25:25 |
Secondly, maybe a little test. |
01:25:27 |
I'm thinking, kill Jimmy. |
01:25:31 |
In the melon. One shot. |
01:25:34 |
- What do you say? |
01:25:37 |
Is now good for you? |
01:25:43 |
- Right here, right now? |
01:25:52 |
- You gotta be kidding me, right? |
01:25:57 |
Take your little cross back. |
01:25:59 |
What'll you do without |
01:26:01 |
- Stop screwing around. |
01:26:03 |
That's right, Jill, stop screwing around. |
01:26:07 |
Just tell me you're not |
01:26:10 |
- I'm not gonna do that. |
01:26:13 |
She's my ex-wife. I still have feelings |
01:26:16 |
- That's a really bad answer. |
01:26:19 |
You can't even just say it, can you? |
01:26:22 |
Just say it. |
01:26:24 |
This is reminding me now |
01:26:27 |
The Hourglass of My Sand Children. |
01:26:32 |
Listen, you're either a shooter |
01:26:36 |
I am. I am. |
01:26:39 |
I am. |
01:26:41 |
Here's an idea for you: |
01:26:43 |
- Got an elevator shaft around here, Lazlo? |
01:26:47 |
Because I could fall down that, |
01:26:50 |
- Stop. |
01:26:53 |
- Shut up! |
01:26:57 |
I'll give you a tip. You wanna hit that |
01:27:02 |
She aimed and hit the lamp. |
01:27:04 |
She aimed and hit the lamp. |
01:27:06 |
- Lucky shot. |
01:27:09 |
You don't have the balls. |
01:27:11 |
- This from a guy who rarely gets it up. |
01:27:15 |
Not helping. |
01:27:17 |
I think you have to be in love |
01:27:22 |
Shoot him. |
01:27:24 |
You're never gonna be a hit girl... |
01:27:26 |
...just a stupid, stumbling, bumbling, |
01:27:42 |
- Jimmy, Jimmy. |
01:27:44 |
- Yes? |
01:27:47 |
He's dead! I didn't think you |
01:27:51 |
Don't cry. Everything's going |
01:27:54 |
Give me this. For the record, |
01:27:59 |
Very clever. |
01:28:01 |
So clever, I want you to keep |
01:28:06 |
- Wait. I thought we had a deal. |
01:28:13 |
Locked. |
01:28:20 |
Lazlo, the car is loaded with Primacord. |
01:28:25 |
I'm sure it is. |
01:28:28 |
The first dollar |
01:28:47 |
- You okay? You okay? |
01:28:52 |
You killed Strabonitz. |
01:29:00 |
Oh, look what I did. |
01:29:08 |
Good work, Jimmy. |
01:29:10 |
Nice work with that chair, Oz. |
01:29:13 |
- Come here, baby. |
01:29:15 |
I mean, good, but you... |
01:29:19 |
Don't even think about it. You were |
01:29:23 |
Of course. It's an old routine. |
01:29:26 |
"The Skokie Switch..."? Where do |
01:29:30 |
I just watched my friend |
01:29:33 |
- Larry's House of Halloween. |
01:29:37 |
I saw her shoot the lamp. |
01:29:39 |
The first round was live, the rest |
01:29:43 |
- We are gonna have such a talk later. |
01:29:47 |
So how far back does this go? |
01:29:51 |
Was that all part of the plan? |
01:29:53 |
As a matter of fact, it was, yeah. |
01:29:56 |
- You killed my Strabo! |
01:30:00 |
Your hitter got him |
01:30:03 |
- This true? |
01:30:06 |
Shit... |
01:30:08 |
Yeah, watch this shit happen. |
01:30:12 |
- All right. Take it easy. |
01:30:16 |
I mean, was that a fake bullet? |
01:30:19 |
Jimmy, let me propose something |
01:30:24 |
Regroup the Gogolak gang. |
01:30:28 |
Like the old days. |
01:30:34 |
I don't think so, Lazlo. |
01:30:38 |
- Wait. |
01:30:40 |
- I'm gonna kill him. |
01:30:42 |
I said that, but we can't. |
01:30:44 |
Of course you can't. |
01:30:47 |
I can. It's point-blank range. |
01:30:48 |
I didn't mean you can't shoot him... |
01:30:51 |
...I mean you just can't shoot him. |
01:30:53 |
- You said I'll make my bones. |
01:30:56 |
- You can't kill him. |
01:30:59 |
She wants to make a name for herself. |
01:31:01 |
You said I could! |
01:31:03 |
- Will you just listen? |
01:31:05 |
- You heard what he said! |
01:31:08 |
Because he's my father! |
01:31:11 |
- Even I didn't know about this. |
01:31:14 |
It doesn't feel good to not be involved |
01:31:19 |
- He's your father? |
01:31:23 |
- That's far enough. |
01:31:28 |
A man who can't kill his papa. |
01:31:34 |
Step aside, Jill. It could go right through. |
01:31:40 |
Jimmy. |
01:31:48 |
- Jill, shoot Papa in the foot. |
01:31:52 |
- Souvenir. |
01:31:57 |
That's gotta hurt. |
01:31:59 |
- Who is that? The fake police? |
01:32:03 |
I'm not going anywhere until somebody |
01:32:07 |
Cynthia, help me get Oz out of here. |
01:32:12 |
- Way to go, Cyn. |
01:32:27 |
We're rich! We're rich! |
01:32:32 |
- Baby, you were so good. |
01:32:34 |
I'm so glad we're so overjoyed. |
01:32:39 |
I think you dropped this a while back. |
01:32:41 |
No, just borrowing it |
01:32:45 |
- Don't need it anymore, Cyn. |
01:32:48 |
Would somebody tell me |
01:32:50 |
This is what's going on. |
01:32:53 |
That is Lazlo Gogolak's main account |
01:32:57 |
Somewhere around 280 million dollars, |
01:33:01 |
Your tooth-pulling days are over, Oz. |
01:33:03 |
- That was the plan? |
01:33:06 |
- Were you in on it? |
01:33:09 |
Why couldn't I have been involved? |
01:33:11 |
I could have played a part. |
01:33:13 |
Two hundred and eighty million dollars? |
01:33:17 |
That's it. This is too much. |
01:33:20 |
- Any more surprises? |
01:33:23 |
- What? |
01:33:26 |
- What do you mean? |
01:33:27 |
Oh, my God, congratulations! |
01:33:30 |
Oh, my God, are you serious? |
01:33:32 |
I'm gonna be a dad? |
01:33:42 |
We're not gonna start |
01:33:51 |
Put the top up, okay? |
01:34:00 |
- Come on, come and get me. |
01:34:05 |
- Cross, cross. |
01:34:08 |
Anybody for cookie, coffee, tea? |
01:34:13 |
Mother, please. |
01:34:17 |
One of you, could |