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Bachelor Party 2 The Last Temptation
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- That's a little scary. |
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l think--You know, you have a real hang-up |
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No, l just fail to see how you showing up |
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for, like, two weeks |
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when clearly it makes you |
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The most important thing to remember here-- |
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These past two months... |
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have really, truly been |
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- of your life. |
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- l love you. |
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W-Wait. Excuse me. |
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l keep telling this guy no olives... |
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and he keeps bringing me olives, |
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- You hate olives. |
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Don't move. l'm on it. |
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There. Crisis averted. |
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You know, usually l would be |
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with someone sticking their fingers |
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ln fact, it, uh-- Mmm. |
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Well, we make a good team. |
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Yes, we do. |
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Well, l am going to go powder my nose. |
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Oh. Do me a favor-- |
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would you make sure |
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l like that. |
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Spence! Spence. |
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- Time for what? |
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You were gonna put this |
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- [ Whistles ] |
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Oh. Thanks. |
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[ Groaning ] |
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Oh. Sorry. lt was packed. |
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- l just had to fight for a mirror. |
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Here we are. |
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And chocolate cake for the lady. |
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Actually, l think that she had |
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Oh, okay, yeah. Got it. |
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Mmm. |
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So, Mel... |
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l'm glad you stalked me... |
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'cause, um... |
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l never met anyone |
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and l, uh-- l know that... |
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we've only been dating |
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l just feel like |
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my-my whole-- my whole life. |
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Are you chewing that? |
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[ Woman ] |
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PraiseJesus! Oh, Calvin! |
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Excuse me one second.Just wanna take that-- |
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Just a little quick |
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All right. Be right back. |
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- [ Woman ] I'm calling Mama. |
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- l'm sorry. l think there's been a mistake. |
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l'm getting married, Mama. |
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Ma'am? Ma'am? Pardon me. Pardon me. |
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Hang on, Mama. |
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May l help you? |
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Yes. |
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l'm so sorry, |
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mistakenly brought you |
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You see, that-that's |
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l think you better go sit over there |
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''whups'' your ass. |
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Okay, how about |
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Good? Yes. Except l'm gonna |
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- Ow! |
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- Uh, baby, the thing is-- |
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I haven't waited 1 7 years |
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to let this white shadow |
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lt's either you whup his ass, |
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or l'll whup yours. |
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Yeah. |
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- Right. |
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Um, how about-- |
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It's beautiful. |
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[ Shouting ] |
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- [ Groaning ] |
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Give me my ring! |
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- [ Siren Blares ] |
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Well, this wasn't exactly |
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[ Police Radio Chatter ] |
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Look. l know we haven't |
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but you know when |
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and you don't want |
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Okay, Romeo, save it |
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Whoa. Clancy. |
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- Thank you. |
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Long story short. |
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- l love you. |
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Will you, uh-- |
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- Will you marry me? |
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[ Both Laughing ] |
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Okay. Congrats and all that. |
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You have the right to remain silent. |
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Anything you say can and will be used |
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l'm gonna go now. |
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Dude, are you fuckin'with me? |
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''Congratulations'' might be the more |
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You've only dated her |
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l've had this cold sore |
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This coming from a guy |
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Have you learned nothing |
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l am a cautionary tale. |
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l am Jesus. |
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- [ Farts ] |
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[ Farts ] |
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Yeah, baby! Suck it, losers. |
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Ooh! |
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Okay. That was definitely |
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You know, l think that ''biatch'' is feeding this |
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- [ Babbling ] |
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Yeah, you did a poop. |
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Any of you need changing? |
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Hey, where's, uh-- |
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He's looking for a ball. Didn't have time |
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We're in a bowling alley. |
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[ Boy ] |
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Sorry, fellas. |
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l don't think there's a disabled list |
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Ron, how can you abandon me |
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l'm not abandoning anybody. |
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Just 'cause l'm getting married doesn't mean |
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or fishing weekend orJason's |
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You know, nothing's gonna change. |
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Yeah. Well, that's what l thought. |
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Now if you'll excuse me, |
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back to his gold-digging |
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Hey, don't forget your ball. |
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[ Chattering ] |
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l was talking with the mayor... |
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and l put a bug in his ear about having |
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You know, Mom, we were thinking |
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[ Laughs ] |
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We're not Amish. |
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- [ Doorbell Rings ] |
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- Oh, my little sister's engaged! |
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Hi, beautiful. |
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- Hi, Todd. |
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He's always working. |
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Let me ask you something. |
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ls it wrong to want |
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Right. Oh. l gotta go. |
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- [ Clears Throat ] |
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- Yes? |
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- How could l forget? |
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Someplace romantic. |
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Hey, there's your dad. |
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Hey. Abe. |
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Did you hear the one about the horny jockey |
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[ Laughing ] |
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- [ Todd ] It's delicious. |
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- [ Children Chattering ln Chinese ] |
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[ Chattering Continues ] |
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Speak English, huh? |
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Look, go watch some TV, huh? |
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- They're so cute. |
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They're from the second marriage. |
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The ex only lets them speak to me |
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- Yeah. |
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- Congratulations. |
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- Here. |
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Okay. |
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JJ [ Humming ] |
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Oh! |
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How's my baby? |
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My mother's killing me |
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- Mmm. |
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Mmm. Well, we could |
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Then she'd kill both of us. |
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What are you doing? |
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You. |
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- Mmm! Baby, we're in the pantry. |
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[ lnhales ] |
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[ Laughing ] |
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- Oh, my God. |
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[ Laughs ] |
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Hey. Would it kill you |
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Yeah, if the Mystics would |
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The Mystics? |
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Mm-hmm. Well, hello. |
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Hi. l'm-l'm Judith. |
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Oh, hey,Judith. |
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l'm, uh, Ron's best friend-- |
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Yeah. And this is Seth, |
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And that's Derek. |
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- Are you all in finance? |
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[ Sniffing ] |
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[ Sneezes ] |
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- Derek, do you still work with Ron? |
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l left that company a while back... |
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but, uh, l'm still |
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l'm telling you, man, she had a pine tree |
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- What do you do? |
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- Yeah. |
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- Mm-hmm. |
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lt is. Yeah, it is. |
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You know,Judith, you're a friend |
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so l'm thinkin' |
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You know, maybe-- |
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No? You don't like pizza? |
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Seriously, who doesn't like pizza? |
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Hey, uh, everyone? |
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l don't know how to say this, but... |
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Mel and l simply could not come to |
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so we are breaking up. |
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Very sorry. |
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- [ Crowd Laughing ] |
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He was kid-- He was kidding. |
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- [ Stammers, Laughs ] |
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lt's okay. |
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Anyway, uh, two short months ago... |
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l wandered into the Cleveland Museum |
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l was, of course, lost, |
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l laid eyes on the best exhibit |
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- [ Crowd Sighs ] |
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Uh, no, l know that two months |
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but, to be honest with you, |
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So needless to say... |
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when Mel proposed, l said yes. |
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- [ Crowd Laughs ] |
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to change her mind, |
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On May 31 , one month from today... |
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you are all invited |
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- Which will also feature |
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All right, let's get drunk. |
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Hey, uh, Derek? |
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Why is your kid dropping a deuce |
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Jesus! Stop it! Bah! Bah! |
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Mmm. |
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Now, Abe, l've taken a look at the numbers |
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l think we've got some dead weight. |
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Take a look at this. |
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- Hey, hey, fellas. |
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- Abe, you're a whiskey man, is that right? |
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All right, l got |
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What have we got here? |
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Mmm. |
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Oh, that's nice. |
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Jameson's 30-year Private Reserve. |
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l'm half lrish, so l gotta support the motherland. |
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You're lrish? |
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Geez, it's gonna be great to get some |
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You know, Todd here is English, |
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[ Laughs ] |
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- You like Cubans? |
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- Thank you. |
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you're a, uh--you're a numbers man. |
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Yes, sir. |
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l started out as a numbers man. |
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ln fact, Ron, you remind me a lot of myself |
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We can always use more numbers men |
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You know, it's overrun now with |
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No offense, Todd. |
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After all, it is a family business. |
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Well, uh, thank you, sir. |
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No, no, no. Abe. |
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Looks like you need a refill. |
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- Yes, sir? |
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- Take care of that, would you? |
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So, Ron, have you heard the one about the |
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[ Ron Laughs ] |
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lt's been a great |
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and l can honestly say |
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we have ever had here. |
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Unfortunately, we can only |
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So... let the best intern win! |
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[ Crowd Cheering, Hooting ] |
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[ Bell Rings ] |
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Get in there, Maxie! |
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Get angry! Get angry! |
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[ Cell Phone Ringing ] |
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- Oh, that's not good. |
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- Y'ello. |
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Oh, hey, Todd. |
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Oh,just a little thing called your bachelor party. |
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l, uh, don't know. |
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My buddies are big fans |
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Listen, Ron, |
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We gotta do this thing in style. |
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Thinkin' we fly somewhere warm, hmm? |
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Where the drinks have umbrellas, |
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the vagina flows like water-- |
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Sweet, sticky water. |
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Wow. That sounds great, but some |
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That's what |
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l mean, like Abe said, |
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Look, that is very generous of you, |
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Look, l'm really happy |
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l mean, l always wanted a brother... |
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but unfortunately my mother |
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Look, l know we're |
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but, look, l would be honored |
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throw my new brother |
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Well-- Of course, Todd. |
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Awesome. |
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Now listen, you probably |
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'cause you're gonna need it. |
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Wow, Todd, l-- |
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l never knew. |
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Billy, are you fucking retarded? |
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She's not dead. |
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with her second husband |
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- l'm sorry. |
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Now, look. |
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l need recon on this guy. |
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l wanna know everything about him-- |
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Every man has his weakness, Billy, |
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The old man's steppin'down soon. |
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l haven't been sleeping with this cow |
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just so Daddy's little favorite |
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Uh-uh. |
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Mmm. Sadly, Billy... |
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l just don't think this little union's |
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Mmm. |
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- [ Horn Honking ] |
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Come on, man. The chicks in South Beach |
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- Hey, Mel. |
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l love you, baby doll. |
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Hey-- Oh! [ Chuckling ] |
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Well, you gotta buy |
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Pick a hottie. |
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See? That's why l'm marrying you. |
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- [ Tires Screeching ] |
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It's my first wife. Let's go, let's go, |
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- Love you. |
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[ Tires Screeching ] |
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Nice try, asshole. |
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lt's your weekend with your son. |
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Hey, it's Ron's bachelor party. |
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That is your problem, |
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Ron, congratulations. |
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Oh! Marriage is a beautiful thing... |
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and l am so very happy for you. |
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Ass wipe. |
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Thanks, lrene. |
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l'm sorry you're not gonna be able |
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Get in the van, Ron. |
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JJ [ Headphones: Rock ] |
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All right, l'm goin', okay? |
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All l know is work and alimony payments |
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So if you think l'm missing out |
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of drunken debauchery, |
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Well, he can't come with. |
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- Ron? |
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- Ron? |
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Wait a minute. This? |
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This is your future |
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Way to go, Federline. |
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- And this Todd guy, he's gonna |
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- [ Laughs ] |
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Yeah, we don't have |
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Yeah, l'm not sleepin' |
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JJ [ Radio: Hip-hop ] |
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- [ Tires Screech ] |
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My niggas! |
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Huh? What about this? |
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So, uh, guys, this is Todd. |
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Gentlemen. Let's do this. |
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- [ Derek ] Nice sweater. |
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Whoa. What's with the kid? |
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- Oh, don't worry. He's the mature one. |
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[ Laughs ] |
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- Uh-- |
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- What? What? |
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Take your sea-- |
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What, this is a private plane, right? |
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Them's my privates. |
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- [ Laughs ] |
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Anyway, look. Couple of flight attendants |
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Go over some safety precautions. |
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- Great. |
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- Hello, boys. l'm Mandy. |
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And l'm in the upright |
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Yeah! |
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We'll be serving you |
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And l got two million |
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Hey, Derek. Offspring. |
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Aw, geez. Hold on. |
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Come on, ''Melvoid.'' |
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Dad, it's Tommy, dumb ass. |
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Go see Captain Larry in the cockpit. |
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- l don't wanna go to the cockpit. |
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Don't forget to wipe your ass. |
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ln the event of a water landing... |
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you will find several |
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on board the aircraft. |
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[ Cell Phone Ringing ] |
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Talk to me, Billy. |
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l've checked you into the suite and |
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- What about decorations for the room? |
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[ Chattering ] |
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[ Tommy ] |
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[ Laughs ] |
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Oh. |
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[ Derek Muttering ] |
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You, sir, know how to travel. |
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Well, nothing is too good |
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- All right. |
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Speakin' of which, have you ever |
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Uh, actually, sadly, no. |
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Of course, or else |
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Listen. l cannot let my new brother get |
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and l happen to have it |
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that Sandy and Mandy are, |
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[ Laughs ] |
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I do, but, uh-- |
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l don't know, |
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l just wanna hang out |
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and get drunk |
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- You know. l'm a traditionalist. |
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l'm gonna let this little Boy Scout routine |
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- [ Laughs ] |
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My motto in business and in life... |
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is ''balls to the wall.'' |
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Now, the mark |
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is the bachelor |
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And the Todd only throws |
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Ladies, do your worst. |
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Guys, I'm-I'm fine. I really don't |
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- [ Both Giggling ] |
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Wait. Can l just--A little Purell first? |
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Shut it, germ boy. |
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[ Screams ] |
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Oh, dear God! |
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- [ Mandy ] Bye. |
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Thank you, ladies. |
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Yeah! [ Laughs ] |
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[ Derek ] |
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[ Mandy ] |
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See ya. Thanks. Whoa. |
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- [ Thuds ] |
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[ Groans ] |
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- All right? |
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One minute in Miami and |
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All right, gentlemen. |
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He's gonna be helping us out |
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- What's up? |
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Come on. |
| 00:25:59 |
- Welcome to the presidential suite. |
| 00:26:02 |
Ha, ha! |
| 00:26:04 |
Oh, my God. They're really |
| 00:26:07 |
[ Laughing ] |
| 00:26:10 |
Dip my balls in champagne, |
| 00:26:13 |
Groovy, Todd. |
| 00:26:15 |
Damn, Ron, l might just bang |
| 00:26:19 |
Oh, well, thanks for that image. |
| 00:26:21 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 00:26:25 |
- You good over there, Seth? |
| 00:26:27 |
All right, pal. |
| 00:26:29 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:26:31 |
Now, there is one more |
| 00:26:38 |
[ Chuckling ] |
| 00:26:41 |
- [ Chattering ] |
| 00:26:45 |
[ Giggling ] |
| 00:26:47 |
- Guten Tag. |
| 00:26:49 |
Guten Tag. |
| 00:26:52 |
JJ [ Singing ln German ] |
| 00:27:07 |
Eins! Zwei! Drei! |
| 00:27:10 |
Whoo! |
| 00:27:13 |
[ With German Accent ] |
| 00:27:18 |
[ Groans ] |
| 00:27:22 |
[ Ron ] |
| 00:27:24 |
- [ No Audible Dialogue ] |
| 00:27:37 |
- Hey. |
| 00:27:41 |
- So what do we got? |
| 00:27:44 |
- There's a camera in every single room. |
| 00:27:47 |
lf this guy so much as pops a stiffy, |
| 00:27:53 |
l'm telling you, that German chick |
| 00:27:56 |
My German's a little rusty, |
| 00:27:59 |
''Long live Hitler.'' |
| 00:28:01 |
Seth? Relax, pal. |
| 00:28:04 |
l'm serious, okay? |
| 00:28:07 |
l feel it is my responsibility |
| 00:28:10 |
that our roommates might be Nazis. |
| 00:28:13 |
All right, buddy, |
| 00:28:15 |
lf they even think about invading Poland, |
| 00:28:19 |
All right, Ronny. |
| 00:28:22 |
Oh, fire it up. Ahhh. |
| 00:28:28 |
Will you just drop it, please? |
| 00:28:30 |
Hey, l'm cool |
| 00:28:32 |
lt's just, l don't |
| 00:28:34 |
Look. Asking you to rub sunblock |
| 00:28:38 |
Seriously. You might as well |
| 00:28:41 |
- Okay, that is just sick. |
| 00:28:43 |
l smell cocktail wieners. |
| 00:28:46 |
What? |
| 00:28:49 |
Eureka. |
| 00:28:52 |
- Okay. |
| 00:28:56 |
You don't even know |
| 00:28:58 |
lt's Sales Associates |
| 00:29:01 |
Just, you know, |
| 00:29:04 |
and all that other |
| 00:29:08 |
Why am l Tubbs? |
| 00:29:10 |
Because you, sir, are no Crockett. |
| 00:29:13 |
[ Clicks Tongue ] |
| 00:29:16 |
To be honest with you, |
| 00:29:19 |
When we first proposed a Sex Addicts |
| 00:29:23 |
- The were, like, ''Why not just call it an orgy?'' |
| 00:29:26 |
Oh, no, you'll see. |
| 00:29:28 |
These retreats offer |
| 00:29:30 |
where we can focus on healing |
| 00:29:34 |
This weekend, sex will be |
| 00:29:38 |
[ Chattering ] |
| 00:29:43 |
l can't get enough of that-- |
| 00:29:46 |
- You like guns, Pop? |
| 00:29:49 |
The best day of my life was the day |
| 00:29:53 |
Oh, welcome. l'm Sue Hoover, |
| 00:29:58 |
Oh, nice to meet you, Sue-- |
| 00:30:01 |
So what chapter are you from, Tubbs? |
| 00:30:05 |
- Uh-- |
| 00:30:08 |
Yeah, l'm Sonny |
| 00:30:12 |
Yeah. And we're from |
| 00:30:14 |
- Welcome, Sonny and Rico. |
| 00:30:16 |
So, how long have you two been |
| 00:30:18 |
- Oh, not very. |
| 00:30:22 |
'cause I've been a member |
| 00:30:25 |
- Twenty years? My goodness. |
| 00:30:28 |
- Wow. |
| 00:30:31 |
- My grandpa, he was a member, |
| 00:30:34 |
Oh, careful there, Suzy Q. |
| 00:30:37 |
Those things are a little tricky. |
| 00:30:39 |
Yeah, you know, between |
| 00:30:42 |
- it was like l was just born to be in S.A.A. |
| 00:30:45 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:30:48 |
Yeah, with the Christmas tree lot |
| 00:30:50 |
and then goin' door to door |
| 00:30:53 |
- My scoutmaster even said |
| 00:30:58 |
- l'm fine. |
| 00:30:59 |
Okay, let's not bore |
| 00:31:01 |
with faded childhood |
| 00:31:04 |
- Hey, Rico, isn't that your kid over there? |
| 00:31:09 |
Not a lot of women are comfortable |
| 00:31:12 |
but l have many, |
| 00:31:15 |
- I am booking appointments. |
| 00:31:19 |
- So, uh, Betty. |
| 00:31:22 |
You wanna maybe grab a drink later? |
| 00:31:24 |
You know, talk shop? l could always |
| 00:31:29 |
Okay? |
| 00:31:32 |
- l need to call my sponsor. |
| 00:31:38 |
[ Todd ] Guys, let's go! |
| 00:31:43 |
- Sonny! Sonny! |
| 00:31:48 |
Betty, what's--what's goin' on? |
| 00:31:51 |
Nothing. l just really |
| 00:31:55 |
Oh, well, th-that's cool. |
| 00:31:58 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 00:32:00 |
Maybe, uh-- Maybe we should |
| 00:32:03 |
- Grab a pizza, fuck? |
| 00:32:09 |
- Pardon? |
| 00:32:15 |
Gentlemen, l will see you later. |
| 00:32:18 |
[ Laughing ] |
| 00:32:22 |
That line has never worked. |
| 00:32:25 |
l'm gonna be really pissed |
| 00:32:28 |
or at least harvest a kidney, man. |
| 00:32:36 |
[ Chattering ] |
| 00:32:41 |
Ugh! That-That pole's |
| 00:32:46 |
and God knows what. |
| 00:32:48 |
l am so glad l cashed in |
| 00:32:51 |
- [ Groans ] |
| 00:32:55 |
Come on. |
| 00:33:01 |
- [ No Audible Dialogue ] |
| 00:33:04 |
l hate to interrupt this meeting |
| 00:33:08 |
Who wants to make $1 0,000 |
| 00:33:13 |
Oh-- Back, back. Yeah. |
| 00:33:17 |
- Aaah! |
| 00:33:25 |
Get into position. |
| 00:33:33 |
Oh! The conquering hero |
| 00:33:37 |
[ Laughing ] |
| 00:33:39 |
- Hey, that didn't take long, man. |
| 00:33:42 |
She couldn't take much more. |
| 00:33:46 |
- Oh, yeah? What, like fast and silent? |
| 00:33:50 |
Hoo. Check it out. That chick's a dead ringer |
| 00:33:55 |
- [ Seth ] So? |
| 00:33:59 |
[ Seth ] |
| 00:34:02 |
- Very sexy. |
| 00:34:04 |
You've got a date |
| 00:34:07 |
Go to the V.l.P.-- Oh, my God. |
| 00:34:10 |
Whoa. Hey! |
| 00:34:13 |
Whoa! You're--You're very nimble. |
| 00:34:17 |
Shh. Save your energy. |
| 00:34:20 |
Oh. |
| 00:34:24 |
Oh, wow. |
| 00:34:26 |
I've gotta get married more often. |
| 00:34:30 |
Uh-- Hey. Hey. |
| 00:34:33 |
Maybe the belt |
| 00:34:36 |
Robin! Your mommy's on the phone. |
| 00:34:38 |
- Your grandma had a heart attack. |
| 00:34:42 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:34:44 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:34:47 |
- You're not going anywhere, baby. |
| 00:34:50 |
[ Moaning ] |
| 00:34:53 |
Hey. Hey--That's a zipper. |
| 00:34:56 |
- That's happening now. |
| 00:35:00 |
- He's mine. |
| 00:35:02 |
What? What? |
| 00:35:04 |
- Maybe we've had enough. That's my leg. |
| 00:35:07 |
[ Both Shouting ] |
| 00:35:14 |
[ Screams ] |
| 00:35:16 |
[ Whimpers, Screams ] |
| 00:35:19 |
Holy shit. |
| 00:35:23 |
- [ Ron Groaning ] |
| 00:35:26 |
- [ Moans ] |
| 00:35:28 |
[ Groans ] |
| 00:35:31 |
[ Yelling ] |
| 00:35:34 |
[ Laughing ] |
| 00:35:38 |
- [ Groans ] |
| 00:35:42 |
- [ Screaming ] |
| 00:35:47 |
[ Screaming ] |
| 00:36:00 |
What is Todd's deal? |
| 00:36:02 |
ls he trying to get me laid |
| 00:36:04 |
- Hey, man, there are worse ways to die. |
| 00:36:06 |
Dudes, that chick in the corner... |
| 00:36:09 |
is throwing me signals |
| 00:36:14 |
She's paying more attention... |
| 00:36:16 |
to the floating lint than you, dude. |
| 00:36:19 |
All right, let's get down |
| 00:36:21 |
- Are you ready for marriage, Ron? |
| 00:36:25 |
Oh. So you're ready |
| 00:36:28 |
'Cause that's |
| 00:36:30 |
Married women don't give blowjobs. |
| 00:36:35 |
And then your sports |
| 00:36:37 |
that's the next thing |
| 00:36:39 |
- Mel likes sports. |
| 00:36:43 |
They pretend they like sports... |
| 00:36:45 |
the same way we pretend |
| 00:36:48 |
The only sports you're gonna get |
| 00:36:51 |
is Little League T-Ball. |
| 00:36:53 |
And l've seen that stuff, |
| 00:36:55 |
Most of those kids |
| 00:37:01 |
And by the time they |
| 00:37:03 |
that gives you |
| 00:37:06 |
you've forgotten what happiness is. |
| 00:37:10 |
So now you're just walking around... |
| 00:37:12 |
an empty shell |
| 00:37:15 |
And that's when |
| 00:37:18 |
Claimin' that |
| 00:37:22 |
Well, no shit, hey? |
| 00:37:25 |
Thanks for playin', |
| 00:37:28 |
Child support and alimony |
| 00:37:38 |
And... that's marriage, Ron. |
| 00:37:41 |
You ready for that? |
| 00:37:46 |
- l'm gonna go pee. |
| 00:37:49 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:37:54 |
l need some pills. |
| 00:37:57 |
- Oh, for God's sakes. Let me help you with that. |
| 00:38:01 |
Just don't get any ideas. |
| 00:38:03 |
Ooh. My old friend codeine. |
| 00:38:05 |
- Nice. Two for me, one for you? |
| 00:38:08 |
- l need that stuff, man. |
| 00:38:10 |
- Can you drink with those? |
| 00:38:13 |
One beer is not gonna be a problem. |
| 00:38:16 |
Aw, come on, man. Marriage is outdated, |
| 00:38:21 |
Yeah, we never should have, |
| 00:38:24 |
Okay, that's it. |
| 00:38:26 |
Let's take it easy, shall we? |
| 00:38:28 |
- lt's been kind of a long night, |
| 00:38:33 |
Oh, God. l'm gonna walk |
| 00:38:36 |
- Come on. |
| 00:38:39 |
- Okay, careful. Careful. |
| 00:38:41 |
Okay. That's good for you. |
| 00:38:45 |
You guys, uh-- |
| 00:38:47 |
No, l think l'm gonna |
| 00:38:50 |
That chick over there |
| 00:38:54 |
- [ No Audible Dialogue ] |
| 00:38:58 |
Why would you? |
| 00:39:01 |
Seth? |
| 00:39:11 |
- Hi. [ Chuckles ] |
| 00:39:13 |
He's, uh-- |
| 00:39:15 |
- lt's definitely past someone's bedtime. |
| 00:39:19 |
- Sorry about that. Come on, pal. |
| 00:39:22 |
Here you go. Oh, geez. |
| 00:39:29 |
So, uh, do you wanna |
| 00:39:31 |
or should l give you a piece of paper |
| 00:39:34 |
- Take a picture. |
| 00:39:36 |
l'm from Cleveland, |
| 00:39:39 |
- Are you a Browns fan? |
| 00:39:44 |
l'm a Cavs fan, |
| 00:39:46 |
- [ Man On TV, Indistinct ] |
| 00:39:48 |
- Shoot less commercials and more free throws. |
| 00:39:51 |
- So you're--you're a big Cleveland fan, huh? |
| 00:39:56 |
- Well, uh-- |
| 00:39:58 |
He's drooling on me now... |
| 00:40:01 |
so l should probably go, |
| 00:40:05 |
- [ Laughing ] You too. |
| 00:40:09 |
[ Seth ] |
| 00:40:11 |
Hey, it's Mel. |
| 00:40:15 |
Hey, babe. |
| 00:40:18 |
l miss you. Um-- |
| 00:40:20 |
Gimme a call whenever. |
| 00:40:22 |
l'll talk to you then. |
| 00:40:26 |
[ Women Giggling ] |
| 00:40:32 |
[ Giggling Continues ] |
| 00:40:34 |
Guten Abend. |
| 00:40:37 |
- Mmm. [ Chuckles ] |
| 00:40:41 |
Yeah, you know, |
| 00:40:45 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 00:40:47 |
[ Muffled Giggling ] |
| 00:41:02 |
Oh, what is wrong with this guy? |
| 00:41:06 |
Who walks away from that? |
| 00:41:09 |
[ Giggling ] |
| 00:41:11 |
Oh. Oh. |
| 00:41:24 |
[ Snoring ] |
| 00:41:28 |
- Wakey, wakey, D. |
| 00:41:32 |
[ Groaning ] |
| 00:41:34 |
[ Women Giggling ] |
| 00:41:36 |
- Morning, ladies. |
| 00:41:56 |
[ Muttering ] |
| 00:42:06 |
There is my book. |
| 00:42:08 |
- Oh. l did-- |
| 00:42:11 |
l set a banana on-- |
| 00:42:14 |
lt was-- |
| 00:42:17 |
[ Exhales ] |
| 00:42:21 |
She wasn't just reading |
| 00:42:24 |
She was highlighting it. |
| 00:42:27 |
Well, maybe, |
| 00:42:31 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 00:42:32 |
[ Groans ] |
| 00:42:40 |
What the fuck! |
| 00:42:45 |
- Hey. What the hell is this? |
| 00:42:49 |
This. What is this? |
| 00:42:52 |
- That's your wedding ring. |
| 00:42:54 |
Your wedding ring. You got married last night. |
| 00:42:57 |
- [ Together] What? |
| 00:43:00 |
he went over to that little chippie at the bar |
| 00:43:03 |
Then we went out and had some drinks, |
| 00:43:07 |
Before you know it, we were |
| 00:43:11 |
You were my best man? |
| 00:43:15 |
l was honored to be asked, buddy. |
| 00:43:17 |
[ Stammers ] |
| 00:43:20 |
Oh. Okay, guys. |
| 00:43:22 |
Ha, ha, ha. l've been punk'd. |
| 00:43:24 |
- You're fuckin' with me, right? |
| 00:43:27 |
Been waiting all morning to show you |
| 00:43:32 |
Yeah, yeah. Could have got this done |
| 00:43:35 |
Two minutes. |
| 00:43:37 |
Then there's always the video. |
| 00:43:39 |
[ Derek Cackling ] |
| 00:43:42 |
l'm-l'm in love |
| 00:43:47 |
Who's Sonia Hernandez? |
| 00:43:50 |
- That's your new stepmom, twit. |
| 00:43:52 |
Dad, tell me this is a joke. |
| 00:43:56 |
Look, l don't remember |
| 00:43:58 |
You don't remember? |
| 00:44:00 |
Okay,you hold on, |
| 00:44:03 |
Oh, you sure? |
| 00:44:05 |
who's the adult and who's the child. |
| 00:44:10 |
Thanks a lot, ass. |
| 00:44:17 |
[ Knocking ] |
| 00:44:29 |
Surprise bachelorette party! |
| 00:44:32 |
[ Screams, Blows Noisemaker] |
| 00:44:34 |
- Thank you. Hi. |
| 00:44:47 |
You know what I love |
| 00:44:50 |
- What's that, Todd? |
| 00:44:54 |
l mean, the finest, |
| 00:44:56 |
are also the most expensive |
| 00:45:00 |
l mean, sure we like |
| 00:45:02 |
with a shitty little |
| 00:45:04 |
- Long as our buddies don't see us, right? |
| 00:45:06 |
The beauty of golf is variety. |
| 00:45:09 |
You don't want |
| 00:45:11 |
Even if you are |
| 00:45:14 |
Well, that's, uh-- |
| 00:45:16 |
That's beautiful, Todd, but l think |
| 00:45:20 |
l'm a three-hole man, myself. |
| 00:45:22 |
Right. |
| 00:45:24 |
All right, boys, what do you say |
| 00:45:27 |
- Five hundred a man. |
| 00:45:30 |
- And we play Kennedy rules. |
| 00:45:32 |
Ted Kennedy. |
| 00:45:35 |
You lose a hole, you drink. |
| 00:45:39 |
Seth ''whiffs'' the ball, we all drink. |
| 00:45:41 |
- l don't even want to play. |
| 00:45:43 |
We played at the putt-putt. |
| 00:45:46 |
Fair enough. |
| 00:45:49 |
What are Todd rules? |
| 00:45:52 |
Strip golf. |
| 00:45:55 |
l told you he was a 'mo. |
| 00:45:58 |
Not us. The caddies. |
| 00:46:00 |
Oh, and that's less gay how? |
| 00:46:03 |
Those are our caddies. |
| 00:46:19 |
Hey, guys. |
| 00:46:22 |
Hey, Ashley couldn't make it, |
| 00:46:25 |
Oh. Here she comes now. |
| 00:46:27 |
Sorry l'm late. |
| 00:46:31 |
- l call this one. |
| 00:46:38 |
Oh, this day just keeps |
| 00:46:46 |
[ Whistling ] |
| 00:46:48 |
Yeah. |
| 00:46:50 |
Oh. |
| 00:46:52 |
Hmm. |
| 00:47:03 |
Whoa! |
| 00:47:21 |
Ah. |
| 00:48:00 |
Oh, l can't. No! |
| 00:48:14 |
All right. |
| 00:48:17 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:48:19 |
- Up yours, buddy. |
| 00:48:22 |
- Drained it. |
| 00:48:33 |
- Fore! |
| 00:48:39 |
[ Chattering, Cheering ] |
| 00:48:41 |
[ Laughing ] |
| 00:48:45 |
Miss it. |
| 00:48:49 |
Miss it. Miss it. |
| 00:48:52 |
[Jason ] |
| 00:48:57 |
[Jason ] |
| 00:49:01 |
[ Cheering ] |
| 00:49:07 |
[ Cheering Continues ] |
| 00:49:18 |
Let me get this right, Ron. |
| 00:49:20 |
Your smokin' hot caddy |
| 00:49:22 |
and you said no? |
| 00:49:25 |
Dude, l'm gonna have |
| 00:49:27 |
Are you remotely familiar |
| 00:49:29 |
- [Jason ] No! |
| 00:49:31 |
- [ Grunts ] |
| 00:49:34 |
We're going to the biggest party |
| 00:49:37 |
We're comin' back here |
| 00:49:39 |
All right? |
| 00:49:42 |
We're goin' balls to the wall. |
| 00:49:44 |
- ls Seth okay? |
| 00:49:47 |
l, on the other hand, |
| 00:49:51 |
Ah. Wunderbar. |
| 00:49:53 |
Mmm. You want? |
| 00:49:56 |
- Nein. |
| 00:49:58 |
- Scaredy cat. |
| 00:50:02 |
Can you guys believe this? There's, like, |
| 00:50:06 |
ln Miami? Shocking. |
| 00:50:08 |
Here's what we'll do, okay? lf each of us |
| 00:50:13 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:50:16 |
Sonny? Hello? Sonny? |
| 00:50:20 |
- Hey, hey, you. |
| 00:50:22 |
- This is Shawna. |
| 00:50:26 |
You think you can take care of her |
| 00:50:29 |
Does the pope shit in the woods? |
| 00:50:32 |
Alley-oop. |
| 00:50:40 |
Okay. Did you girls lose |
| 00:50:43 |
Daddy's little helper. |
| 00:50:46 |
Look out, ladies. |
| 00:50:48 |
Your friend-- He's just amazing. |
| 00:50:52 |
- Eww. |
| 00:50:54 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 00:50:57 |
- I'll catch you guys later. |
| 00:51:12 |
[ Billiard Ball Clacks ] |
| 00:51:15 |
Autumn, can we do this tonight, |
| 00:51:19 |
These guys are not here |
| 00:51:23 |
They're here to feed |
| 00:51:25 |
l have everything all set up... |
| 00:51:27 |
and if you start changing things now, |
| 00:51:30 |
- and we won't get home in time for your surprise-- |
| 00:51:33 |
Okay. Okay. |
| 00:51:37 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:51:43 |
Excuse me. Hi. Hi. |
| 00:51:45 |
lt's my bachelorette party, |
| 00:51:48 |
if you wanted to pay a dollar to... |
| 00:51:50 |
well, suck a piece |
| 00:51:55 |
Here's 1 0, but leave me |
| 00:52:03 |
Nice throw, Son. |
| 00:52:05 |
[ Derek ] |
| 00:52:08 |
Look. l, uh-- |
| 00:52:13 |
lt's-lt's not your fault |
| 00:52:17 |
Just call me when you can. |
| 00:52:22 |
l-- l love you, okay? |
| 00:52:26 |
Okay. Bye. |
| 00:52:37 |
Hey, guy! |
| 00:52:45 |
- Oh! What the hell is wrong with you? |
| 00:52:57 |
Hi. Can l have a Jameson |
| 00:53:04 |
Tough day? |
| 00:53:06 |
- Hey! Browns girl. |
| 00:53:10 |
- What, do you live in this bar? |
| 00:53:12 |
Tony makes the best mojitos |
| 00:53:14 |
And it's Eva, by the way. |
| 00:53:16 |
Hi. l'm Ron. |
| 00:53:19 |
So, Ron, what's going on? |
| 00:53:22 |
l am-- l am here |
| 00:53:25 |
Your bachelor party? |
| 00:53:29 |
That bums me out. |
| 00:53:35 |
Oh, um, thank you. |
| 00:53:40 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 00:53:43 |
- Hello. l'm engaged too. [ Chuckles ] |
| 00:53:47 |
God, is everyone |
| 00:53:50 |
They have done studies. |
| 00:53:53 |
So, uh, when is your big day, hmm? |
| 00:53:56 |
Well, we just started |
| 00:53:58 |
So, between you, me and Tony, |
| 00:54:03 |
l don't wanna make a lifelong mistake. |
| 00:54:09 |
Tony, can l have another, please? |
| 00:54:21 |
JJ [ Humming Along ] |
| 00:54:27 |
Ah, don't kill me! |
| 00:54:29 |
- Seth! |
| 00:54:36 |
l need-- l need my-- |
| 00:54:40 |
l think the fat boy took them. |
| 00:54:42 |
Oh, that's just great! |
| 00:54:46 |
Maybe this will help. |
| 00:54:49 |
Thanks. |
| 00:54:51 |
Oh. Uh, so, you, um-- |
| 00:54:56 |
You have a really nice voice. |
| 00:54:59 |
That's a song l used to sing when l was a little |
| 00:55:05 |
[ Gagging ] |
| 00:55:09 |
l'm fine. You said your-- |
| 00:55:12 |
- My great-grandfather, Adolph! |
| 00:55:15 |
- He's so sweet. He lives in South America. |
| 00:55:19 |
- He calls me every week. |
| 00:55:21 |
And he wants me to go to art |
| 00:55:23 |
- Oh, art school. That's--That's fun. |
| 00:55:27 |
- But l'm not interested in art. |
| 00:55:30 |
- l like politics. |
| 00:55:34 |
Uh, can you-- can you give me, |
| 00:55:40 |
[ Whimpers ] |
| 00:55:42 |
Two months? |
| 00:55:44 |
What if she turns out to be |
| 00:55:47 |
l was once dated a guy for six months. |
| 00:55:50 |
- Maybe you made him gay. |
| 00:55:53 |
l used to outdistance him |
| 00:55:56 |
- Pansy. |
| 00:55:58 |
- Mm-hmm. |
| 00:56:02 |
l mean, not without the whole man-- |
| 00:56:06 |
Well, sir, flattery |
| 00:56:09 |
Wait. No, no. l can't. |
| 00:56:13 |
Beach Blanket Bingo thing |
| 00:56:15 |
Fine. Leave me. |
| 00:56:18 |
Oh. Well, you've got the world then. |
| 00:56:24 |
Hey, why don't you come with? |
| 00:56:28 |
l don't think a girl should crash |
| 00:56:31 |
Come on. lt's free booze |
| 00:56:34 |
What more could you possibly |
| 00:56:36 |
Plus, we can gab about centerpieces |
| 00:56:40 |
You had me at ''free booze.'' |
| 00:56:43 |
- l'll see you there, Cleveland Ron. |
| 00:56:52 |
Hey, Seth. |
| 00:56:56 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:56:59 |
Hey, any luck finding Tom? |
| 00:57:03 |
All right. |
| 00:57:06 |
No. l am far from okay. |
| 00:57:10 |
l needed my medication, |
| 00:57:12 |
So Hitler's granddaughter |
| 00:57:15 |
Only now everything |
| 00:57:19 |
Is it supposed to |
| 00:57:21 |
- No! |
| 00:57:24 |
- This is all your fault! |
| 00:57:29 |
Because you took my codeine, |
| 00:57:32 |
Okay, that's not Viagra, Captain Hook. |
| 00:57:37 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:57:39 |
lt's boner pills for horses. |
| 00:57:42 |
- Oh, yeah? |
| 00:57:43 |
[ Derek ] |
| 00:57:46 |
They were in an aspirin bottle, |
| 00:57:49 |
- Well, excuse me for exercising a little discretion. |
| 00:57:53 |
l can't think of two words |
| 00:57:56 |
than ''exercise'' and ''discretion''! |
| 00:58:01 |
Ouch. That hurt, Seth. |
| 00:58:03 |
l'm gonna give you something to hurt |
| 00:58:07 |
- [ Shouting ] |
| 00:58:09 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
| 00:58:12 |
[ All Shouting ] |
| 00:58:16 |
Wet noodle! Wet noodle. |
| 00:58:19 |
Sorry to interrupt... |
| 00:58:21 |
The, uh, party starts |
| 00:58:25 |
So, you know, |
| 00:58:33 |
All right, Seth, I think you |
| 00:58:37 |
you know, take care |
| 00:58:41 |
- Yeah? Oh, yeah? |
| 00:58:44 |
We just, uh, |
| 00:58:47 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:58:50 |
l am not letting some diseased hooker |
| 00:58:53 |
[ Derek ] We'll get a nice clean hooker |
| 00:58:56 |
[ Seth ] |
| 00:59:05 |
[Jason ] |
| 00:59:09 |
They're not capri pants. |
| 00:59:12 |
Oh. So they're man-pri pants? |
| 00:59:15 |
No. Look, they're |
| 00:59:19 |
They're huge in Europe. Huge. |
| 00:59:22 |
Yeah, George Michael's |
| 00:59:26 |
You ever thought of maybe |
| 00:59:29 |
- ls he gonna be down soon? |
| 00:59:35 |
[ Whirring ] |
| 00:59:45 |
Be gentle. |
| 00:59:51 |
[ Shudders, Laughs ] |
| 00:59:56 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 00:59:58 |
[ Moaning ] |
| 01:00:03 |
- [ Gasps, Speaking Spanish ] |
| 01:00:06 |
- [ Squishing Sound ] |
| 01:00:08 |
[ Screaming ] |
| 01:00:14 |
[ Chattering ] |
| 01:00:17 |
Here you go, ladies. |
| 01:00:20 |
- Thank you, Flora. |
| 01:00:23 |
What are we doing here? |
| 01:00:26 |
but, you know, the odds |
| 01:00:28 |
by a hardened alcoholic |
| 01:00:30 |
Speaking of, where's Mom? |
| 01:00:33 |
She's, uh, taking one of her ''naps.'' |
| 01:00:38 |
- [ Doorbell Rings ] |
| 01:00:49 |
- What's going on? |
| 01:00:55 |
Oh, no. lt appears we have |
| 01:00:59 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 01:01:16 |
Excuse me, ladies. l understand you're having |
| 01:01:23 |
JJ [ Dance Rock ] |
| 01:01:45 |
[ Grunting ] |
| 01:01:47 |
- Okay. |
| 01:01:54 |
Don't you worry. l'm accustomed |
| 01:02:01 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:02:13 |
[ Gasps ] |
| 01:02:18 |
[ All ] |
| 01:02:20 |
Go, go! Go, plumber! |
| 01:02:23 |
Go, go! |
| 01:02:26 |
Go, go! |
| 01:02:29 |
- Go, plumber! Go, plumber! |
| 01:02:32 |
Go, go! Go, plumber! |
| 01:02:36 |
What in fuck's name is going on? |
| 01:02:39 |
And where did Tommy Tune |
| 01:02:43 |
Mother! lt's Mel's bachelorette party. |
| 01:02:46 |
[ Effeminately ] |
| 01:02:48 |
Thanks, Sally. |
| 01:02:51 |
[ Scoffs ] |
| 01:02:54 |
This guy likes cock more |
| 01:02:58 |
- Excuse me, Mother, but we were in the middle-- |
| 01:03:01 |
No daughter of mine is going |
| 01:03:05 |
of a Chorus Line |
| 01:03:08 |
Oh, really? Well, what do you |
| 01:03:13 |
- We'll go to my book club. |
| 01:03:25 |
Oh, l'll take that. |
| 01:03:35 |
- Oh. |
| 01:03:37 |
- You got it? |
| 01:03:40 |
- All right. |
| 01:03:43 |
- Cheers. |
| 01:03:47 |
Oh. |
| 01:03:50 |
See ya later, guys. |
| 01:03:54 |
- Whoa. Whoa. Feeling a little woozy. |
| 01:03:58 |
l think this erection's |
| 01:04:01 |
l'm disgusting. |
| 01:04:03 |
Okay, okay. Fair-weather friends, Ron. |
| 01:04:07 |
l am not gonna let a little pissin' and moanin' |
| 01:04:11 |
- All right, brother? Yeah! |
| 01:04:13 |
- Hang on a second. |
| 01:04:17 |
Oh. Well, thank you. |
| 01:04:20 |
Really? Does that come |
| 01:04:23 |
Not tonight. |
| 01:04:28 |
[ Chattering ] |
| 01:04:35 |
lf you don't already have someone performing |
| 01:04:41 |
Uh, that would be just lovely. |
| 01:04:49 |
[ Chattering, Laughter] |
| 01:05:00 |
This is your book club? |
| 01:05:06 |
Come on! Go home! |
| 01:05:08 |
Nobody likes you. |
| 01:05:11 |
For the love of God, take a rest! |
| 01:05:14 |
[JacuzziJets Whirring ] |
| 01:05:25 |
So, you guys offer |
| 01:05:29 |
The presidential suite. |
| 01:05:31 |
Now, bachelorette, |
| 01:05:36 |
Would you care for a scone? |
| 01:05:40 |
- Hi. |
| 01:05:42 |
Grandma Rose? |
| 01:05:45 |
[ Gags ] |
| 01:05:49 |
Well, hello, Melinda dear! |
| 01:05:51 |
TheJapanese have surrendered! |
| 01:05:57 |
Great-Grandma? |
| 01:05:59 |
Would you look at us? |
| 01:06:02 |
Four generations together |
| 01:06:05 |
l need a refill. |
| 01:06:14 |
Come on, baby. Daddy needs a rest. |
| 01:06:19 |
- Hey, fellas, look, a hot tub! |
| 01:06:23 |
lt's closed for maintenance. |
| 01:06:26 |
Looks like |
| 01:06:29 |
- [Jets Sucking ] |
| 01:06:34 |
- Excuse me. |
| 01:06:37 |
Looks nice. |
| 01:06:39 |
- [ Gasps ] |
| 01:06:56 |
Well, well, l thought |
| 01:06:58 |
Sorry, l was just freshening up. |
| 01:07:01 |
Oh. You freshen up nice. |
| 01:07:06 |
Half now, half after. |
| 01:07:10 |
And when you're done, |
| 01:07:13 |
Sounds great. |
| 01:07:16 |
- Go get him. |
| 01:07:22 |
- JJ [ Hip-hop ] |
| 01:07:27 |
Now, whoever shakes her thing for the crowd |
| 01:07:30 |
- Are you with me? |
| 01:07:33 |
Yeah! |
| 01:07:45 |
Hey, 500 bucks just |
| 01:07:48 |
You should get in on that, man. |
| 01:07:51 |
What are they, a full ''B'' cup? |
| 01:07:54 |
Don't you have, like, a lost child |
| 01:07:58 |
You know what? |
| 01:08:03 |
ls it gay that we're |
| 01:08:06 |
- JJ [ Continues ] |
| 01:08:12 |
- Looks like her years of tap lessons paid off. |
| 01:08:16 |
Wow. Uh, this is new. |
| 01:08:22 |
l'm--Are you on next or something? |
| 01:08:25 |
l got disqualified. 'Roids. |
| 01:08:28 |
Ah, yes. See, l suspected |
| 01:08:31 |
- Mojito? |
| 01:08:34 |
- Shall we? |
| 01:08:37 |
Excuse me, ladies. |
| 01:08:39 |
Oh, yes. l slept with |
| 01:08:44 |
- Shh! |
| 01:08:48 |
Oh, he was so big, |
| 01:08:53 |
- Okay, Mother. Okay. |
| 01:08:58 |
Okay, uh, if you'll all excuse me. |
| 01:09:01 |
I'm gonna go-- |
| 01:09:07 |
Mmm! |
| 01:09:10 |
[ Cell Phone Rings ] |
| 01:09:15 |
Ooh, Todd. Looks like Ron |
| 01:09:20 |
Oooh, score. |
| 01:09:24 |
[ Girl ] |
| 01:09:26 |
- [ Rings ] |
| 01:09:30 |
Hey. Todd? |
| 01:09:32 |
Oh, hi, Mel. |
| 01:09:35 |
l would get Ron, but he's a little, |
| 01:09:39 |
- ls he throwing up? |
| 01:09:44 |
Mel, are you sure you want |
| 01:09:48 |
What? |
| 01:09:50 |
Listen, Ron has been sleeping |
| 01:09:53 |
Do you guys have some kind |
| 01:09:59 |
- Mel? |
| 01:10:01 |
Next stop, corner office! |
| 01:10:05 |
- Ooh! |
| 01:10:08 |
lt doesn't seem like Ron at all. |
| 01:10:12 |
lt's better you found out now. |
| 01:10:15 |
Next time he falls asleep, cut one |
| 01:10:20 |
Not now, Mother! |
| 01:10:22 |
- l have to see him. Tonight. |
| 01:10:27 |
l'll call your father. |
| 01:10:42 |
Ooh-hoo. All right, guys, |
| 01:10:50 |
All right. |
| 01:10:53 |
we have the beautiful... |
| 01:11:01 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 01:11:07 |
- [ Exhales ] |
| 01:11:12 |
[ Man ] |
| 01:11:27 |
- Yeah! |
| 01:11:29 |
[ All Cheering ] |
| 01:12:02 |
- Yeah! |
| 01:12:06 |
[ Emcee ] |
| 01:12:08 |
For the first time |
| 01:12:12 |
- between Candy... |
| 01:12:15 |
- and Jason! |
| 01:12:22 |
Now, right here, that can only mean |
| 01:12:26 |
[ Loud Cheering ] |
| 01:12:29 |
- You're going down, fatty. |
| 01:12:33 |
First up, Candy! |
| 01:13:07 |
[ Loud Cheering ] |
| 01:13:09 |
JJ [ Dance ] |
| 01:13:39 |
Don't get mad, girl. |
| 01:14:12 |
[ Gasps ] |
| 01:14:14 |
Oh, that is not nice. |
| 01:14:20 |
Oh, man,you can't beat that. |
| 01:14:29 |
[ Chanting ] |
| 01:14:34 |
[ Crowd Chanting Along ] |
| 01:14:39 |
Jason!Jason!Jason! |
| 01:14:43 |
Jason!Jason!Jason! |
| 01:14:47 |
Jason!Jason!Jason! |
| 01:14:51 |
Jason!Jason!Jason! |
| 01:14:54 |
- [ Cheering Stops ] |
| 01:14:58 |
- Yeah! |
| 01:15:04 |
Yeah! |
| 01:15:06 |
We have a winner! Big Jason! |
| 01:15:17 |
l do not know where they are. |
| 01:15:21 |
- Maybe they took a few groupies back |
| 01:15:29 |
[ Shivers ] |
| 01:15:34 |
Um, we can go. |
| 01:15:37 |
- Yeah, let's go. |
| 01:15:50 |
- Hey, hey. Ron just left with Eva. |
| 01:15:54 |
Just to be sure, get every hot piece |
| 01:15:57 |
Okay. Hey, what should l tell them? |
| 01:16:00 |
l don't give a shit. Get it done or you're |
| 01:16:04 |
- All right? |
| 01:16:07 |
Yeah. Thanks, bro. |
| 01:16:11 |
[ Seth ] |
| 01:16:14 |
Come here. Oh, thank God. |
| 01:16:17 |
You have no idea what l've been through. |
| 01:16:21 |
- [ Both Groan ] |
| 01:16:24 |
l swear to God, if l see any more man junk |
| 01:16:28 |
- Who's the degenerate now? |
| 01:16:32 |
- Are you serious? |
| 01:16:35 |
Are you serious? |
| 01:16:38 |
l-- l think l lost a ball! |
| 01:16:41 |
[ Man ] |
| 01:16:44 |
- [ Neck Muscles Cracking ] |
| 01:16:47 |
[ Derek Over Phone ] I'm worried about you, |
| 01:16:52 |
Okay, good-bye. |
| 01:16:54 |
- That was weird. |
| 01:16:57 |
My dad. We had a fight today... |
| 01:16:59 |
and he actually apologized, |
| 01:17:03 |
Hey, driver, are there |
| 01:17:08 |
[ Girls Chattering Excitedly ] |
| 01:17:15 |
Get down here! This guy just invited us |
| 01:17:21 |
Congratulations toJeff |
| 01:17:34 |
And next up, we have Betty who |
| 01:17:40 |
Come on up here, Betty! |
| 01:17:43 |
[ Laughing ] |
| 01:17:47 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:17:50 |
- Um, no, afraid not. |
| 01:17:58 |
Betty? Where are you? |
| 01:18:01 |
No, don't go! You must avoid |
| 01:18:06 |
[ Girls Screaming ] |
| 01:18:14 |
[ Mutters ] |
| 01:18:19 |
- [ Shouting Continues ] |
| 01:18:33 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 01:18:36 |
Uh, yeah, yeah. lt's been a tense weekend. |
| 01:18:41 |
ls a bachelor party the last chance |
| 01:18:46 |
that they're making a huge mistake? |
| 01:18:48 |
l don't know. Are you? |
| 01:18:50 |
- What? Making a mistake? |
| 01:18:53 |
l don't know. |
| 01:18:56 |
You don't think so? Well, if that's |
| 01:19:00 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 01:19:04 |
maybe you can tell me how do you know |
| 01:19:09 |
l never said he was. |
| 01:19:14 |
Well, why did you say ''yes''? |
| 01:19:16 |
'Cause he asked, l guess. |
| 01:19:19 |
Look, l'm not the one |
| 01:19:22 |
Life is short and l want to be sure. |
| 01:19:37 |
[ Chattering ] |
| 01:19:43 |
- l love Miami. |
| 01:19:45 |
Oh. Hey, Betty. |
| 01:19:48 |
So, l've got a few friends |
| 01:19:51 |
- Oh. Well, okay. |
| 01:19:55 |
Oh. Uh-- Oh. |
| 01:19:58 |
l don't know, Betty. |
| 01:20:02 |
- [ Girls Groan ] |
| 01:20:06 |
- Okay? |
| 01:20:08 |
- Okay. Yeah, let's do this! |
| 01:20:11 |
Okay, first bedroom on the right. |
| 01:20:15 |
Yeah, l can't wait. |
| 01:20:20 |
Here you go. l'm outta here. |
| 01:20:24 |
Hey. Go get some hair plugs. |
| 01:20:34 |
Come on. Where's Ron? |
| 01:20:36 |
[ Groans ] |
| 01:20:39 |
My God! |
| 01:20:42 |
- l know they're sex addicts, but come on! |
| 01:20:47 |
[ Derek ] You guys seen a kid, huh? |
| 01:20:51 |
You seen a kid? |
| 01:20:55 |
- Hey, Seth. |
| 01:20:57 |
- How'd you get out of the hot tub, man? |
| 01:21:01 |
Sebastian and Meat, this is Derek. |
| 01:21:03 |
Derek, Sebastian, Meat. |
| 01:21:07 |
Have you seen, uh-- |
| 01:21:09 |
- No, sorry. |
| 01:21:13 |
All right. |
| 01:21:18 |
Well, l'm gonna take the longest shower |
| 01:21:23 |
Make yourselves at home. |
| 01:21:42 |
Tommy! |
| 01:21:45 |
Tommy. |
| 01:21:48 |
l've been so worried about you. |
| 01:21:53 |
- Who's your friend? |
| 01:21:57 |
Murphy. Okay, okay. |
| 01:22:02 |
Dad, this is the woman |
| 01:22:07 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:22:10 |
l didn't recognize you. |
| 01:22:13 |
- You were hammered. |
| 01:22:16 |
lt's so good to see you! |
| 01:22:18 |
[ Gasps ] |
| 01:22:20 |
Yeah. Uh, Tommy, |
| 01:22:25 |
Excuse me, Sonia. |
| 01:22:27 |
How did you find her? |
| 01:22:30 |
l checked out a couple karaoke bars. |
| 01:22:32 |
What? Karaoke bars? |
| 01:22:35 |
Dad, you love karaoke. |
| 01:22:39 |
So do your other ex-wives. |
| 01:22:43 |
Now listen. |
| 01:22:46 |
loves merlot, hates smoking, |
| 01:22:51 |
- Holy shit. Really? |
| 01:22:54 |
So don't blow this. |
| 01:23:01 |
- Sonia! [ Chuckles ] |
| 01:23:19 |
[ Exhales ] |
| 01:23:22 |
lt's so German. |
| 01:23:29 |
Whoa. |
| 01:23:35 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:23:39 |
Seth! |
| 01:23:42 |
- [ Gasps ] Oh, hey. |
| 01:23:45 |
Gerda. Hi. l was...just gonna |
| 01:23:50 |
No, it's not--it's not |
| 01:23:53 |
- Oh, Seth! |
| 01:23:56 |
- Oh, Seth, yes! |
| 01:24:00 |
Well, l-l-- |
| 01:24:04 |
so l don't have a lot of experience |
| 01:24:09 |
But with Mel... |
| 01:24:13 |
things just feel right. |
| 01:24:17 |
Hmm. Well... |
| 01:24:23 |
what about this? |
| 01:24:26 |
- Does this feel right? |
| 01:24:31 |
Yes, let's have a toast. |
| 01:24:33 |
- Oh, yeah. |
| 01:24:38 |
Um-- |
| 01:24:58 |
Wait, wait, wait, wait. |
| 01:25:01 |
l know that what l'm doing is right. |
| 01:25:04 |
And Mel is the one for me. |
| 01:25:09 |
And l know that your fiancé... |
| 01:25:12 |
is an incredibly lucky man... |
| 01:25:15 |
to be marrying an amazing |
| 01:25:19 |
- l'm sorry. |
| 01:25:24 |
Yes, l-l should because |
| 01:25:29 |
And l'm far from an amazing woman. |
| 01:25:32 |
But you're a really good guy... |
| 01:25:35 |
unlike your buddy Todd. |
| 01:25:41 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 01:25:53 |
[ Screaming ] |
| 01:25:59 |
Jesus! |
| 01:26:02 |
[ Gasps ] |
| 01:26:08 |
- Oh, Seth! Seth! |
| 01:26:11 |
l'm going to hell, but it's okay. |
| 01:26:16 |
- I'm so sorry! |
| 01:26:18 |
- Oh, God! [ Shouting ] |
| 01:26:28 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:26:31 |
Sleeping it off on the beach. |
| 01:26:35 |
Really? Well, l need proof. |
| 01:26:39 |
Oh, l've got it. |
| 01:26:42 |
Excellent. Let's see. |
| 01:26:45 |
We could do that now, or... |
| 01:26:48 |
you and l could celebrate. |
| 01:26:51 |
Billy. |
| 01:26:54 |
Leave now. |
| 01:26:57 |
[ Door Opens ] |
| 01:26:59 |
- [ Door Closes ] |
| 01:27:01 |
By the way... |
| 01:27:03 |
- [ Vibrating ] |
| 01:27:11 |
You like to get wild, |
| 01:27:14 |
Oh. |
| 01:27:18 |
Hey, fellas. |
| 01:27:20 |
[ Crowd Chanting ] |
| 01:27:25 |
Drink! Drink! Drink! |
| 01:27:28 |
- [ Cheering ] |
| 01:27:40 |
[ Chattering ] |
| 01:27:45 |
Where is she going? |
| 01:27:47 |
She went home. l told her |
| 01:27:51 |
You're not gonna stay |
| 01:27:53 |
l know that, buddy, |
| 01:27:56 |
l've got a couple of few very |
| 01:28:00 |
That was stupid. |
| 01:28:03 |
You gotta relax, okay? We're still dating. |
| 01:28:07 |
l'm not that stupid. Right? |
| 01:28:12 |
[ Betty ] |
| 01:28:14 |
Excuse me, ladies. |
| 01:28:16 |
Hi. l, uh-- l hate to ask this... |
| 01:28:19 |
but what exactly is Jason's-- |
| 01:28:22 |
Uh, Sonny's secret? |
| 01:28:26 |
l don't know what to tell you, Rico. |
| 01:28:28 |
- He's like Mother Teresa. |
| 01:28:31 |
He's like Mother Teresa in the sack? |
| 01:28:35 |
Yeah, he is. l just wish |
| 01:28:38 |
There are so many more of us |
| 01:28:41 |
Cured? The only thing |
| 01:28:44 |
l've been a sex addict all my life. |
| 01:28:47 |
Even electroshock therapy. |
| 01:28:52 |
lt was so-- |
| 01:28:57 |
l don't think l'll ever have sex again! |
| 01:29:02 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 01:29:05 |
- Well, thanks, ladies. |
| 01:29:11 |
He's an angel. |
| 01:29:13 |
[ Laughing ] |
| 01:29:17 |
Whoo! I am wiped out. |
| 01:29:20 |
Man, those chicks were passing me |
| 01:29:23 |
- l bet they were, you pathetic-- |
| 01:29:27 |
Ah, l do my best. Now, l gotta find |
| 01:29:32 |
[ Laughing ] |
| 01:29:34 |
l was gonna rip him a new one. |
| 01:29:38 |
Sometimes you gotta let your buddies |
| 01:29:42 |
And besides, we're gonna be |
| 01:29:45 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:29:47 |
Ooh. Mmm, all right. |
| 01:29:52 |
- One more thing. |
| 01:30:01 |
What--What are you doing? |
| 01:30:04 |
Well, you know, Todd, |
| 01:30:08 |
and you were right. |
| 01:30:11 |
- l do want a threesome. |
| 01:30:16 |
Two girls! Okay? |
| 01:30:20 |
Come on, buddy. |
| 01:30:23 |
Don't you wanna go |
| 01:30:29 |
No, l-l-- l don't. |
| 01:30:36 |
Guess what everybody. |
| 01:30:45 |
l'm totally flaccid. |
| 01:30:48 |
What, did your horse |
| 01:30:51 |
Not exactly. |
| 01:30:57 |
What are you gonna do with that? |
| 01:30:59 |
- Oh. |
| 01:31:03 |
- Rar, rar, rar, rar. |
| 01:31:07 |
She's a total neat freak, man,just like me. |
| 01:31:12 |
- Seth, you're a Jew. |
| 01:31:22 |
Hey, have, uh, you guys seen Ron? |
| 01:31:25 |
Oh, God. Oh, God. |
| 01:31:28 |
Ron, listen, it's cool. |
| 01:31:31 |
Okay, it's cool. l like you. |
| 01:31:36 |
- Okay? |
| 01:31:39 |
lf this is going to be special, |
| 01:31:44 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:31:47 |
Oh, God, no. No, listen. Listen. |
| 01:31:53 |
Hey, Billy, have you seen-- |
| 01:31:57 |
What? What? |
| 01:31:59 |
Todd was trying |
| 01:32:03 |
because he was worried I was gonna |
| 01:32:06 |
l don't even want the job, you dumb shit! |
| 01:32:10 |
[ Muffled Shouts ] |
| 01:32:12 |
So in retaliation |
| 01:32:15 |
l can respect that. |
| 01:32:18 |
Hey, fellas, looks like |
| 01:32:23 |
[ Groans ] |
| 01:32:26 |
So, is there an agreed |
| 01:32:29 |
- [ Moans ] |
| 01:32:32 |
[ Gasps ] |
| 01:32:39 |
- Mel. |
| 01:32:43 |
You are sick. |
| 01:32:46 |
l-- No, no, wait! lt's not what you think. |
| 01:32:49 |
- Wait, no. Honey! Hey! |
| 01:32:53 |
No. |
| 01:32:59 |
What the hell is he talking about? |
| 01:33:02 |
Ask him. |
| 01:33:05 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 01:33:10 |
- Mel! |
| 01:33:15 |
Mel! |
| 01:33:19 |
Hey! |
| 01:33:22 |
Wait, wait, wait! |
| 01:33:25 |
[ Screaming ] |
| 01:33:28 |
So he set this whole thing up |
| 01:33:33 |
Fuck you. |
| 01:33:36 |
- ls this true? |
| 01:33:41 |
You are so fucking fired, Billy! |
| 01:33:43 |
Really, huh? |
| 01:33:46 |
He's been skimming off the top for years |
| 01:33:50 |
She gave him crabs. |
| 01:33:53 |
- Bullshit! |
| 01:33:56 |
Okay, everybody out of the room. |
| 01:33:59 |
- Now, Autumn, honey-- |
| 01:34:09 |
- [ Autumn Shouting ] Angela in Accounting! |
| 01:34:12 |
- Look at me! You son of a bitch! |
| 01:34:16 |
Mel! |
| 01:34:19 |
[ Both Gasping ] |
| 01:34:21 |
lt's my fiancée. |
| 01:34:25 |
- Hang on! We're taking a shortcut! |
| 01:34:32 |
- Look out! Look out! |
| 01:34:34 |
[ Shouting ] |
| 01:34:46 |
Mel! Mel! |
| 01:34:48 |
Take the wheel! |
| 01:34:51 |
- Mel, let's talk. |
| 01:34:54 |
- [ Gasps ] |
| 01:34:58 |
[ Crowd Gasps ] |
| 01:35:00 |
Ron! |
| 01:35:04 |
- Ron! |
| 01:35:07 |
Listen, listen, listen. Todd thought |
| 01:35:10 |
- He wanted to get rid of me, |
| 01:35:14 |
- [ Stammering ] |
| 01:35:18 |
We were just trying to scare him, |
| 01:35:22 |
Mel, you know me. And you know that |
| 01:35:29 |
Come on. Listen! |
| 01:35:32 |
l have heard nothing-- nothing |
| 01:35:36 |
You know, that it's-it's-- |
| 01:35:39 |
that marriage |
| 01:35:41 |
that golf is boring if you play |
| 01:35:44 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:35:47 |
l don't know! |
| 01:35:50 |
Look, look. Listen, listen. |
| 01:35:52 |
What l'm trying to say is that no matter |
| 01:35:58 |
all l can think about is the next time |
| 01:36:03 |
And if l get a chance to do |
| 01:36:08 |
that sounds like |
| 01:36:14 |
[ Crowd Sighing, Applauding ] |
| 01:36:22 |
- l'm ready to elope. |
| 01:36:26 |
l'm sick of this bride-to-be stuff. |
| 01:36:29 |
Okay. Are you--Are you serious? |
| 01:36:33 |
'Cause l think Derek actually knows |
| 01:36:36 |
l am--Actually, l think l know |
| 01:36:49 |
Do you, Ron, take Melinda to be |
| 01:36:54 |
- l do. |
| 01:36:57 |
take Ron to be |
| 01:37:01 |
l do. |
| 01:37:03 |
Way to go, Ron! |
| 01:37:07 |
- Sorry, Mel. |
| 01:37:11 |
By the power vested in me |
| 01:37:16 |
I now pronounce you man and wife. |
| 01:37:18 |
You may kiss your bride, Papi. |
| 01:37:29 |
Oh, thank God. |
| 01:37:32 |
Yeah, l could really go for a pizza. |
| 01:37:35 |
You like pizza? |
| 01:37:49 |
- [ Laughing ] |
| 01:37:53 |
Aloha back at ya. Last name Rhodes, |
| 01:37:58 |
l'm sorry, ma'am. lt appears the honeymoon |
| 01:38:02 |
Well, check again. |
| 01:38:05 |
Calvin, tell this man you made the reservation |
| 01:38:10 |
- Baby, the thing is-- |
| 01:38:13 |
l didn't wait 1 7 years... |
| 01:38:16 |
to not have my honeymoon |
| 01:38:19 |
Hi. Checking into the honeymoon suite. |
| 01:38:24 |
You-- |
| 01:38:27 |
You son of a bitch! |
| 01:38:30 |
Hey, you. Small world, huh? |
| 01:38:34 |
l'm gonna kill you! |
| 01:38:37 |
No, get back! Get back! |
| 01:38:40 |
- Get over here, you son of a bitch! |
| 01:38:44 |
Get your ass over here! |
| 01:38:48 |
You son of a bitch! |
| 01:38:51 |
- That's my ring! |
| 01:38:55 |
- You little shit! |
| 01:38:58 |
You need some therapy, woman! |
