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00:00:47 Testing, testing. One, two, three.
00:00:49 Is it working, Kev?
00:00:51 # Stick it up, mister!
00:00:53 54-46 Was My Number
00:00:56 # Hear what I say, sir, yeah
00:00:59 # No, no, no, no, no
00:01:01 # Yeah
00:01:02 # Get your hands in the air, sir!
00:01:06 # Woo-hoo, yeah
00:01:08 # And you will get no hurt, mister
00:01:10 # No, no, no
00:01:12 # I said, yeah
00:01:15 # What did I say?
00:01:18 # Don't you hear? I said, yeah
00:01:21 # Listen to what I say
00:01:24 # Do you believe I would take something
00:01:28 # And give it to the policeman?
00:01:31 # I wouldn't do that
00:01:34 # And if I do that, I would say
00:01:36 # Sir, come on
00:01:40 # I wouldn't do that
00:01:42 # No, I wouldn't do that
00:01:45 # Huh
00:01:46 # I'm not a fool to hurt myself
00:01:49 # So I was innocent of what they done to me
00:01:52 # They was wrong
00:01:53 # Ah, listen to me one more time,
00:01:57 # Oh, yeah
00:01:58 # Give it to me one time
00:02:00 # Huh
00:02:01 # Give it to me two time
00:02:03 # Huh, huh
00:02:04 # Give it to me three time, yeah
00:02:06 # Huh, huh, huh
00:02:07 # Give it to me four time
00:02:09 # Huh, huh, huh, huh
00:02:10 # 54-46 was my number
00:02:15 # Oh, yeah
00:02:16 # Right now, someone has that number
00:02:21 # One more time, baby
00:02:23 # 54-46
00:02:25 # Was my number
00:02:28 # Right now,
00:02:33 # All right
00:02:34 # I said, yeah
00:02:36 # Listen to what I say
00:02:39 # Oh, I said, hear me now
00:02:43 # Listen to what I say
00:03:06 # Oh, give it to me one time
00:03:09 # Huh
00:03:10 # Give it to me two time
00:03:12 # Huh, huh
00:03:14 # Give it, give it, give it, give it, give it,
00:03:16 # Give it, give it, give it, give it
00:03:17 # No, no, no, no
00:03:21 # Whoa
00:03:49 # 54-46
00:03:52 # Was my number
00:03:55 # Right now,
00:03:59 # All right
00:04:00 # I said, yeah
00:04:03 # Listen to what I say
00:04:06 # Oh, I said hear me now
00:04:24 ...they think it's attractive
00:04:27 to offer to the young
00:04:29 a future wholly controlled
00:05:27 ...two days for me, I think.
00:05:29 Yeah.
00:05:31 Wa-hey, nice flares, matey!
00:05:33 Piss off.
00:05:49 - Are you gonna buy that?
00:05:52 Come on. Bring it over.
00:05:55 Just give me a minute.
00:06:01 I'll just check...
00:06:03 - It's not a library, you know.
00:06:06 - You what?
00:06:09 - Just go.
00:06:11 Just go.
00:06:12 What about my Cola Cubes?
00:06:14 You're not gonna get any.
00:06:16 Cola Cubes.
00:06:17 I know who you are
00:06:20 - Cola Cubes.
00:06:22 - No.
00:06:24 - Go on, then.
00:06:26 - Go on, then.
00:06:28 - Go on, then.
00:06:31 All right. I'm going.
00:06:33 Oh, and you're banned.
00:06:34 Oh, and you're a mong.
00:06:39 Hey, see you, Janice!
00:06:43 Oh, God, what a loser.
00:06:51 Loser!
00:07:03 - Look at that twat.
00:07:05 Fucking hell, look at them flares. Goof!
00:07:10 Goofy.
00:07:11 Oi, oi.
00:07:13 Talking to me?
00:07:15 What?
00:07:16 Never knew Keith Chegwin had a son.
00:07:17 Piss off.
00:07:19 - What the fuck are they?
00:07:22 - What's your excuse?
00:07:24 - Woodstock's that way, pal.
00:07:26 At least I don't look like Count Dracula.
00:07:28 - Think you're funny, you little spaz?
00:07:31 - Wanna hear a fucking joke, yeah?
00:07:34 How many people can you fit in a Mini?
00:07:35 I don't fucking know.
00:07:37 Three in the back, two in the front
00:07:39 and your fucking dad in the ashtray.
00:07:40 You fucker!
00:07:47 Fight, fight, fight, fight!
00:07:50 - I'll fucking murder you.
00:07:55 - You fucking...
00:07:57 - Fucking...
00:07:58 You fucking bastard.
00:08:01 You fucking...
00:08:02 Do not use that language.
00:08:06 I'm fed up with you.
00:08:13 Argh.
00:08:15 Aargh!
00:08:18 Argh!
00:08:32 There's a disco today, Harvey.
00:08:35 But you won't be going.
00:08:36 Now get out!
00:08:42 Come in, Field.
00:08:51 Tainted Love
00:08:54 # For I toss and turn
00:09:05 # This tainted love you've given
00:09:10 it's gotta be smoother.
00:09:12 - Make it smooth.
00:09:14 That were nice. Oh, yeah.
00:09:15 - Now we got a rhythm going.
00:09:18 For God's sake.
00:09:21 - All right, mate?
00:09:23 'Ey up, what's the matter?
00:09:24 Nothing.
00:09:25 What's with t'face ache?
00:09:29 It's people picking on me,
00:09:31 Oh, mate, you're breaking my heart.
00:09:34 - Why?
00:09:36 See what I mean?
00:09:38 You can see he's upset.
00:09:42 - They're bad...
00:09:44 - Just come and sit down, mate.
00:09:47 - Everyone does.
00:09:49 I feel bloody sorry for you.
00:09:51 Just give me five minutes
00:09:54 Come on, mate. Bloody hell!
00:09:58 So what's this?
00:10:00 Some lad at school.
00:10:02 - What's his name?
00:10:05 Harvey?
00:10:07 What sort of a bloody girl's name
00:10:10 Hello. I'm Harvey.
00:10:14 I've got one of these for you,
00:10:16 I've got one of those for you.
00:10:19 You're drawing a fine line.
00:10:23 You're drawing a fine line. Eh?
00:10:25 Bloody hell!
00:10:27 - Where the frig have you been?
00:10:29 Took me an hour
00:10:31 You had to wait a bloody hour for that pie?
00:10:34 For God's sake.
00:10:36 - Who the fuck's he?
00:10:38 I'm Shaun.
00:10:40 Shaun, I'm Woody, mate.
00:10:42 That there's Milky, my main man.
00:10:43 Pukey's a nutcase. Don't wind him up.
00:10:45 That's Kez. He's pretty chilled out.
00:10:47 And this fat idiot's Gadget.
00:10:52 You are, Gadget, you are.
00:10:54 Anyway, Shaun, move.
00:10:56 What?
00:10:58 Move.
00:10:59 Gadget, mate, out of all the places to sit,
00:11:02 - Yeah, I do.
00:11:03 What are you asking him for?
00:11:06 - He don't have to bloody move.
00:11:08 Oi, it's a free country.
00:11:11 - Have you seen these?
00:11:14 Woody, tell 'em.
00:11:15 Get the fuck...
00:11:17 Calm down.
00:11:18 Will you just calm down?
00:11:20 Fucking behave.
00:11:23 What...?
00:11:24 Get the fuck out of my seat now!
00:11:25 Out of this tunnel
00:11:28 - Fuck off!
00:11:30 - You're a pain in my arse.
00:11:34 Oh, fuck off!
00:11:35 You prick!
00:11:38 - Sit down.
00:11:40 Shaun! Sh...
00:11:41 Oh, I feel bad. I feel bad now.
00:11:43 Well done, well done. Are you happy with
00:11:47 You're a frigging bully, Gadget.
00:11:55 see what you can do with this.
00:11:57 What C is a fodder plant...
00:12:02 - Hiya, love.
00:12:05 - You all right?
00:12:07 Had a good day at school?
00:12:14 Shaun?
00:12:16 What's wrong, love?
00:12:18 What?
00:12:19 Sit down.
00:12:21 Why?
00:12:22 Please, son, I want to talk to you.
00:12:25 What?
00:12:27 What have you done to your face?
00:12:29 Nothing.
00:12:30 You've got all scratches all over your face.
00:12:34 No, I did it on the way home from school.
00:12:36 You didn't. You're lying to me.
00:12:40 It was a boy at school.
00:12:43 He made a joke about Dad, so I hit him.
00:12:45 Well, what did he say about Dad?
00:12:47 I don't wanna say it, Mum.
00:12:49 Shaun, I want to know what he said.
00:12:51 I've been picked on three times today.
00:12:54 All because of my trousers.
00:12:57 What's wrong with your trousers?
00:12:58 Look at the fucking size of them!
00:13:00 Stop swearing.
00:13:03 - Your dad bought you them.
00:13:06 If you didn't want to wear them,
00:13:09 It's non-uniform day, Mum.
00:13:11 What do you want me to do, Shaun?
00:13:15 - We could move away.
00:13:17 We're not moving from anywhere.
00:13:21 I don't like it here, Mum.
00:13:23 I liked it better when we were with Dad.
00:13:29 Well, I liked it better when we was with Dad,
00:14:37 Yes!
00:15:47 Mrs Thatcher's visiting The Antrim
00:15:49 very close to two key events
00:15:53 Just over there,
00:15:55 she was hit aft by a 1,000lb bomb,
00:15:59 and there, on Fanning Head,
00:16:01 heavy bombardment from The Antrim
00:16:05 Like the Army, the Navy is still taking
00:16:10 very seriously...
00:16:25 ...as well as these Oerlikon guns,
00:16:29 ...sea slug, sea cat...
00:16:32 What the fuck?
00:16:40 What do you want, Gadget?
00:16:43 Woody wants to know
00:16:47 Hunting? Why?
00:16:48 Because he feels sorry
00:16:51 And he just wants to know
00:16:54 If I come, you're just gonna kick my head in
00:16:58 Woody said if I come within five feet of you,
00:17:01 And why on earth
00:17:04 We always dress like this.
00:17:06 You look stupid.
00:17:09 I know, but it's just a laugh that we have.
00:17:11 I've got you some stuff. Come on.
00:17:13 It's not a trick, is it, Gadget?
00:17:16 It's no trick, honest. Please?
00:17:19 - All right. I'll be down in a minute.
00:17:22 Hurry up, you.
00:17:25 - Fuck it.
00:17:27 Hurry up,
00:17:34 - Come on.
00:17:36 Here you are.
00:17:39 - Gadget!
00:17:41 I'll have that there, mate.
00:17:43 No, I'm all right.
00:17:44 - Oh, man. Woo!
00:17:46 Woo! Woo! Woo-oo!
00:17:48 Come on!
00:17:52 - Where are you going, Gadge?
00:17:54 Woo!
00:17:56 Woo-hoo! Woo!
00:17:58 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:18:11 Fuck, yeah! Fucking do it!
00:18:13 Woo!
00:18:15 Woody!
00:18:17 Go on! Fucking do it!
00:18:20 Do it again and again!
00:18:21 - You fucking daft bastard.
00:18:30 Go on!
00:18:33 Hey!
00:18:40 Fucking do it! Do it!
00:18:41 Aah!
00:18:43 Shaun!
00:18:45 Aah!
00:18:48 Come on!
00:18:49 Come on, Shauny! Come on, Shaun!
00:18:52 Come on, Shaun!
00:18:55 Where are we going?
00:18:56 I'll get you a good seat.
00:18:58 Woo!
00:19:01 Get up them stairs.
00:19:05 Shaun! Shaun, Shaun, Shaun!
00:19:13 Quick!
00:19:16 Come on. Quickly. Quickly. Ssh!
00:19:26 Where the fuck have yous gone?
00:19:28 I can't be doing with this, lads.
00:19:30 I'm not in the mood for this.
00:19:33 I know yous are in here, I'm not stupid.
00:19:35 So, come out.
00:19:39 Fucker!
00:19:45 Classical!
00:19:46 Classical.
00:19:48 - Classic.
00:19:50 Gold, mate. Liquid gold. Brilliant.
00:19:53 That was classic! Classic, classic.
00:19:56 Oi, oi, oi!
00:19:59 What's the deal with you, eh?
00:20:01 - He shot me.
00:20:03 Come on, Shauny.
00:20:04 - Bloody hell, Gadget.
00:20:06 Look how yous
00:20:09 I had to carry all the bags.
00:20:10 All of yous running off on me,
00:20:13 Listen to me. He's a young lad.
00:20:16 So, we're bringing him with us
00:20:19 and you just backhanded him
00:20:21 I'm disappointed, mate.
00:20:23 You're all favouritising him.
00:20:25 I feel like I've gone down in the ranks
00:20:28 What ranks?
00:20:29 I'm sorry if I've took your place, mate.
00:20:32 And if you really want me to go
00:20:36 Don't, mate. Please.
00:20:38 - I'll go. He don't like me.
00:20:40 He don't know what he's saying.
00:20:42 It's not that I don't like you, mate.
00:20:46 I'm having a shitty time and...
00:20:47 - Come on. Shake hands.
00:20:50 Less of this. It's nonsense, this.
00:20:54 Come on. Good lad.
00:20:57 Come here, come here.
00:21:00 Bloody hell. Come on, all of yous.
00:21:03 Bloody hell, my arse!
00:21:05 Who's that? Calm it down.
00:21:07 Bloody hell, Gadge. Come on, mate.
00:21:09 Morning Sun
00:21:12 # Way out in the morning sun
00:21:15 # There lies my baby,
00:21:18 # Aah aah-aah-aah
00:21:20 # Oh, she sing for the sweet melody
00:21:24 # Oh, Lord, I could hear the harmony
00:21:26 # Aah-aah-aah-aah aah-aah-aah...
00:21:30 Wait for me, love.
00:21:33 - I'll see you, chicken.
00:21:35 Them.
00:21:38 - Which ones?
00:21:40 Oh, you're not having them, sweetheart.
00:21:43 Oh, come on, Mum. You said.
00:21:45 No, Shaun, they look like thug boots.
00:21:48 Come on, Mum. You promised me.
00:21:49 Why don't you get some of them
00:21:52 Cos I don't like these. I want them ones,
00:21:56 - They'll rub on your shin.
00:21:59 Be better in my size.
00:22:01 Come on. Where is she?
00:22:02 - Right.
00:22:05 I spoke too soon.
00:22:06 I hurt my shoulder back there.
00:22:10 - Are you all right, love?
00:22:13 Now, then, if I can just have that for a second...
00:22:15 - Let me have that, sweetheart.
00:22:18 I'll just have that. Mum, shall I just...?
00:22:20 - Yeah.
00:22:22 Ducky, darling, the ones
00:22:25 - Yeah?
00:22:27 and you're a size four.
00:22:29 But these have just come in from London.
00:22:33 Are you ready for these?
00:22:36 These are fantastic.
00:22:38 - What the...?
00:22:40 They're absolutely lovely.
00:22:42 - Do you want to hold one? There.
00:22:45 - They're nice, aren't they?
00:22:47 Oh, they look lovely.
00:22:48 - Try 'em on.
00:22:51 These ones, cos they're special
00:22:53 they don't have the Doc Marten sign
00:22:57 - It says "Tompkins" in it.
00:23:01 Everywhere else say "Dr Martens".
00:23:03 - I love them.
00:23:05 - Do you sell a lot of them?
00:23:07 Do you want to try one on? Shall we?
00:23:09 I fucking want them.
00:23:11 - If you swear... I'm sorry.
00:23:13 - Shaun, don't swear.
00:23:15 - Listen, you can...
00:23:17 Chicken, don't upset your mum, eh?
00:23:20 Are you ready, Shaun?
00:23:22 - Are you sure?
00:23:24 - You don't seem very confident.
00:23:26 Your mum's not gonna come round,
00:23:29 No. Just fricking do it.
00:23:31 Right. Here we go.
00:23:34 - Get that mop off.
00:23:36 It's coming off.
00:23:38 - Oh, eh.
00:23:42 Flippin' heck. Eh.
00:23:44 - You have a right pink head.
00:23:47 - Stop fidgeting.
00:23:49 Oh, mate, it looks better already, that.
00:23:51 - Don't it, Milk?
00:23:54 - You're looking good.
00:23:58 Oh, there's loads of it.
00:24:00 Don't be rough with him, Lol.
00:24:04 - Put your head up.
00:24:07 And what an hairline, girls, eh?
00:24:09 Don't forget that bit.
00:24:11 I can see it.
00:24:13 Honestly, mate, it's sterling.
00:24:16 Get it off.
00:24:17 Really smart, in't he? In't he smart, eh?
00:24:20 - He does look good.
00:24:24 There we go, mate. That's you done.
00:24:26 Look at that!
00:24:27 Brush him down. He looks like a Yeti!
00:24:30 - Oh, mate, so smart, that.
00:24:32 Honestly, mate, you look sterling.
00:24:34 - So, am I in the gang now?
00:24:36 Get your shirt on.
00:24:39 I... I ain't got a Ben Sherman.
00:24:40 - You telling me you've not got a shirt?
00:24:43 You told me to get jeans and the boots.
00:24:45 Are you having a laugh?
00:24:48 You're gonna have to come back next week.
00:24:51 - Honestly, have I really gotta go?
00:24:55 Go on. You're gonna have to get off.
00:24:56 Shut t'door behind you,
00:24:59 Oh, hang on, I forgot about summat.
00:25:01 I were fucking lying!
00:25:04 Come here and give me a big hug.
00:25:06 I'm really proud of you, mate.
00:25:10 Get that body covered up
00:25:13 Ooh!
00:25:14 Amazing. Bang on.
00:25:16 Lol picked that for you.
00:25:18 - Look at that.
00:25:21 Let's have a look at you.
00:25:23 Ah, mate.
00:25:24 What a transformation!
00:25:26 He looks dead cute.
00:25:28 Pleased with it?
00:25:29 - Look at that.
00:25:31 Bloody hell, here he is.
00:25:33 Look at this.
00:25:35 Oh-ho-ho, Shaun!
00:25:37 Oh-ho-ho! Look at that. Come here.
00:25:40 That's it. Good lad, Gadge.
00:25:42 Well done, mate.
00:25:43 Louie Louie
00:25:46 # Louie, Louie
00:25:48 # Oh, my baby
00:25:57 # Louie, Louie
00:26:00 # Oh, my baby
00:26:08 # You know what I mean
00:26:10 # Louie, Louie
00:26:12 # We're gonna sail the sea
00:26:16 # No, no, no, no, no
00:26:18 # Now I'm finding a girl
00:26:20 # Louie, Louie
00:26:27 # Hey, let me hear you now
00:26:29 # Louie, Louie
00:26:32 # Oh, baby
00:26:35 # I've got to go
00:26:37 # Oh, yeah
00:26:38 # Let me tell you again
00:26:40 # Louie, Louie
00:26:43 # Oh, baby
00:26:51 # Now, I'm finding a girl
00:26:54 # Louie, Louie
00:26:56 # Oh, she look so sweet
00:26:58 # No
00:26:59 # No, no, no, no, no
00:27:02 # Louie, Louie
00:27:07 # You can talk to me
00:27:09 # Hey, let me hear you now
00:27:12 # Louie, Louie
00:27:14 # Louie
00:27:16 # Tell me
00:27:17 # Tell me, baby
00:27:19 # Come on, now
00:27:22 # All right, now
00:27:26 # Oh, baby...
00:27:34 'Ey up, eh?
00:27:35 Home sweet home.
00:27:37 - It's all right round here, Shaun.
00:27:40 Cheers for today.
00:27:42 Aw.
00:27:43 Fella, man,
00:27:45 And I mean that
00:27:48 - Tell him.
00:27:49 - Come here, you.
00:27:52 Oh, oh!
00:27:54 - Wa-hey!
00:27:56 Cheers for the haircut, Lol.
00:27:58 No worries. You make sure you come to
00:28:01 - Cheers for the shitty tea, Gadget.
00:28:08 Shaun?
00:28:09 Yeah?
00:28:12 Come here, please.
00:28:14 I just want to go straight to bed, Mum.
00:28:16 Come here, please.
00:28:19 - Please, Mum.
00:28:31 Oh, my God.
00:28:36 Mum, please.
00:28:38 Please, Mum.
00:28:39 - Shaun, come on.
00:28:41 - Oh, Mum, please.
00:28:44 Now, in.
00:28:46 In you go, you.
00:28:48 - Eh, Shaun!
00:28:49 - Oh.
00:28:52 Who's Lol?
00:28:55 Me.
00:28:57 What have you done to his hair?
00:29:01 I... I did ask him, before I did it, if...
00:29:04 Don't you think
00:29:06 Yeah.
00:29:07 I'm sorry.
00:29:09 Shaun, did I not ask you
00:29:11 If he said, "Jump off a cliff",
00:29:15 No.
00:29:16 To be honest, you all look a bit... old
00:29:19 I'm only in the er... year bel...
00:29:22 - Are you joking?
00:29:26 I've got problems.
00:29:29 Yeah, well, you will have problems
00:29:32 I'm really sorry.
00:29:35 Behave.
00:29:36 - I'm Woody. I'm sorry, love.
00:29:39 It's erm...
00:29:41 I just wanted to thank you. He said he's
00:29:44 - You're welcome.
00:29:47 And the clothes and stuff.
00:29:51 But the hair is not good.
00:29:53 I'm really sorry.
00:29:54 I am. I wouldn't have done it
00:29:58 Listen, I'm gonna leave him here with you.
00:30:00 I'm gonna trust you, Shaun.
00:30:02 All right? Give us a kiss.
00:30:05 - See you later. Nice to meet you.
00:30:08 - Cynthia.
00:30:10 Nice to meet you all.
00:30:12 - See you in a bit, Shaun.
00:30:14 - See you, later.
00:30:15 You idiot!
00:30:18 You shit yourself.
00:30:19 What?
00:30:20 - You shit yourself. You did.
00:30:26 Hey, here he is!
00:30:28 - Where have you been?
00:30:31 - You've been gone an hour.
00:30:34 Have you had it through a straw?
00:30:35 Wakey-wakey!
00:30:37 Pissed as a fart. Look at him.
00:30:42 You fancy Smell, don't you?
00:30:44 - Ah!
00:30:45 Do you like Smell?
00:30:48 Listen, I think, Shaun...
00:30:51 - Oh, aye, love.
00:30:53 - Go on.
00:30:55 You wanna give it a crack?
00:30:56 This can be a beautiful thing.
00:30:58 - Oh, my God. Fuckin' hell.
00:31:00 That might be the perfect height.
00:31:02 Would you...
00:31:04 like to take a turn up the garden with me?
00:31:06 Oh, that's sweet.
00:31:08 You are, you're a little sweetheart.
00:31:10 I told you. It's making me emotional.
00:31:13 Ladies first.
00:31:14 Come on, then.
00:31:16 - Ooh, sorry, mate.
00:31:22 - Look at the sky.
00:31:25 Look at the moonlight. It's beautiful.
00:31:28 Like you.
00:31:31 That is so cute.
00:31:33 You're a real charmer, you are.
00:31:37 Careful.
00:31:40 it were just...
00:31:44 What the fuck's that?
00:31:46 That sounds like the coppers,
00:31:48 Gary.
00:31:50 Gadget!
00:31:51 It's Gadget's mum and dad.
00:31:53 Get the fuck up, Gadge. Listen to me.
00:31:56 Sober.
00:31:57 All nice, good, sober.
00:31:59 - I am sober.
00:32:01 Fucking hide all the weed an' that, Milk.
00:32:07 Hello?
00:32:08 - Aaargh!
00:32:19 Outside now!
00:32:20 If you want us to turn
00:32:23 It's too fucking late for that!
00:32:26 These three.
00:32:27 Now get fucking up! Come on.
00:32:29 I'm coming, just...
00:32:32 Get outside!
00:32:33 Woody!
00:32:35 Come on!
00:32:36 - It's all right.
00:32:38 Yaaah!
00:32:44 Look at him! Fucking hell, Combo!
00:32:47 Fucking hell, look at you!
00:32:49 Look at the fucking size of him.
00:32:51 Wow! Fucking look at you!
00:32:55 - Oh, fucking hell!
00:32:58 - Fucking hell.
00:33:00 Fuck off, man. You fucking gave me
00:33:03 Who the fuck's he?
00:33:04 - Banjo.
00:33:08 Three and a half years
00:33:10 You lovely man.
00:33:12 Tell you what, there's fuck all
00:33:15 Banjo, yeah?
00:33:18 - Look at the size of him, mate.
00:33:21 Meggy! How are you, lad?
00:33:23 - How are you, mate?
00:33:25 Milk, fucking hell.
00:33:26 You shit me up there for a minute.
00:33:28 Listen to me now. This dude, here,
00:33:30 he spent three years in the pen for me,
00:33:34 If it weren't for him,
00:33:36 So, the utmost respect and I mean it.
00:33:38 I mean it.
00:33:40 Look at this, eh?
00:33:41 Look at you. Fucking hell!
00:33:45 - How are you doing?
00:33:47 All right. Easy, easy.
00:33:51 - It's my other half, like.
00:33:53 I'm happy for yous.
00:33:56 Are you all right?
00:33:58 Yeah.
00:33:59 You look a bit nervous.
00:34:01 I'm not gonna do anything
00:34:05 Have you ever done this before?
00:34:07 Done it once.
00:34:08 In Germany.
00:34:09 In Germany?
00:34:11 Why did you go to Germany?
00:34:13 I was...
00:34:15 in Ger... Germany with my dad.
00:34:17 What did you do in Germany
00:34:20 Just kissed her.
00:34:21 Did you? Was she pretty?
00:34:24 Prettier than me?
00:34:27 - No way.
00:34:30 Well, that's really cute of you.
00:34:33 Do you want a kiss?
00:34:38 We'll leave it today.
00:34:51 You might look about four,
00:34:54 You're dead sensitive.
00:34:57 Are you all right?
00:35:00 Are you sure?
00:35:02 Do you want me to kiss you again?
00:35:19 Do you wanna suck my tits?
00:35:21 - Tell 'em a story.
00:35:25 All right, it took a little bit of time.
00:35:27 - But we did end up running things.
00:35:30 I mean, it's just...
00:35:33 this fucking wog...
00:35:35 Right? Proper horrible.
00:35:40 Sorry, mate, sorry.
00:35:41 Didn't mean nothing by it.
00:35:43 You know, just slip of the tongue, like.
00:35:46 Sorry. This, you know, this brown gentleman...
00:35:50 ...who... he was a bully,
00:35:52 No matter what colour he was,
00:35:55 - And I hate bullies. Don't I, Wood?
00:35:56 I can't stand them, man.
00:35:59 But for three weeks, right,
00:36:02 What kind of pudding was it?
00:36:04 Doesn't matter what pudding it was.
00:36:06 The pudding's not the point.
00:36:08 The point is,
00:36:11 And I just thought,
00:36:14 You're not getting my pudding,
00:36:16 So, I grabbed it and I've gone,
00:36:19 He was like...
00:36:21 "White boy...
00:36:23 Give me your pud-pud."
00:36:26 Proper! Do you know what I mean?
00:36:29 Nah, he did, right.
00:36:31 Eh!
00:36:34 Look at t'moosh on him.
00:36:39 And who's been bloody smooching?
00:36:42 Come here, Shaun! Come on, man.
00:36:45 I've got someone I want you to meet.
00:36:48 Now, listen to me.
00:36:50 Combo, Shaun.
00:36:52 Newest recruit.
00:36:53 Shaun. Combo.
00:36:55 What are you doing?
00:36:56 Just want to shake your hand.
00:36:58 Did you?
00:37:03 Are you a proper little skinhead,
00:37:06 Yeah.
00:37:09 You look like a little Action Man.
00:37:11 Like a little Barbie doll.
00:37:15 What?
00:37:20 I'm only messing with you, you little fucker.
00:37:22 I'm only messing with you.
00:37:24 He's all right.
00:37:27 Nice one, lad.
00:37:29 Sit next to Milky.
00:37:34 Anyway, where was I?
00:37:37 You were on about that er...
00:37:40 stealing your "pud-pud".
00:37:41 That's right, yeah. Yeah.
00:37:45 This one day, right,
00:37:48 just shovelling shit, constantly,
00:37:51 Weren't I? And I'm fucking starving.
00:37:53 # gentle piano
00:37:55 You know, like that proper hunger.
00:37:56 And I'm thinking, "Right, just eat my pudding,
00:38:00 I've just finished
00:38:03 this big, black, sweaty hand
00:38:06 has just gone wallop, right in my pudding.
00:38:09 Do you know what I mean?
00:38:11 Proper big cigar fingers,
00:38:16 I just thought,
00:38:18 You're not getting my pudding, that's it."
00:38:21 I just took his hand out and just looked
00:38:34 Woody.
00:39:00 So, last night was good fun, weren't it?
00:39:02 - Don't start.
00:39:06 I know what sort of a bloody night it was.
00:39:09 It was er... a little on the tense side.
00:39:11 I know, mate, I'm sorry.
00:39:13 I knew he'd do it. I knew he'd have to
00:39:17 Has to be number one.
00:39:18 He were like that before he went in.
00:39:22 Hang on. Wait.
00:39:24 - I thought he was all right.
00:39:26 How about you climb out of his arse
00:39:30 Trust you to fucking jump on his dick.
00:39:32 I'm not. I'm just saying,
00:39:34 You asked for a story, he told it you.
00:39:36 I'll tell you a story
00:39:43 All right, boys?
00:39:45 - You all right, Combo?
00:39:47 - Puke.
00:39:49 'Ey up. What's up?
00:39:51 - Can I just have a little word with you?
00:39:54 - Only be two minutes. Come 'ed.
00:39:56 Woody, don't be long cos I wanna get off.
00:39:58 - All right, love.
00:40:02 All right, lad?
00:40:06 I said, "All right?"
00:40:07 What was that for? That hurt!
00:40:10 - Woody, hurry up.
00:40:16 Milky, I'd watch it.
00:40:19 Don't worry. I'm more than ready.
00:40:22 You're making a big deal
00:40:24 - He's all right.
00:40:26 Kel!
00:40:27 Kelly, you don't even know him.
00:40:32 - What's up?
00:40:34 All right, lad.
00:40:39 - Go on, then. What's happened?
00:40:41 We've to bob round tomorrow morning.
00:41:02 I tell you, I shouldn't be here, you know.
00:41:05 Look at the size of that brew.
00:41:14 I bet you all thought I was a right fucking
00:41:18 little bastard the other day, didn't you?
00:41:20 - A little bit.
00:41:22 Tell the truth, Wood, man.
00:41:25 - A bit of a bastard, man.
00:41:27 Yeah, well, you were a snake.
00:41:30 You were a fucking serpent
00:41:34 Do you wanna know why, Wood?
00:41:37 Yeah?
00:41:39 Cos see that man, there, Milky?
00:41:42 That man there
00:41:44 took abuse off me.
00:41:46 And I said some horrible things, Milk,
00:41:50 You let me abuse him.
00:41:52 And what did you do?
00:41:55 - I didn't do anything.
00:41:57 - I didn't do nothing.
00:42:00 Neither did any of yous.
00:42:01 Not one of yous stood up
00:42:05 And that was fucking wrong.
00:42:08 Milk, honest to God,
00:42:11 And I mean that, mate,
00:42:14 Cos I've got one question to ask you.
00:42:17 When you've heard it, if you want to leave,
00:42:22 But I've got one question to ask you.
00:42:24 Do you consider yourself
00:42:26 English or Jamaican?
00:42:40 English.
00:42:49 Lovely. I love you for that.
00:42:53 Learn from him.
00:42:57 That's what we need, man.
00:42:59 That's what this nation
00:43:01 Proud men. Proud fucking warriors.
00:43:05 Two thousand years,
00:43:08 has been raped and pillaged
00:43:11 by people who have come here
00:43:14 Two fucking world wars,
00:43:18 For this, and for what?
00:43:20 So we can stick our fucking flag
00:43:22 "Yeah, this is England
00:43:24 and this is England
00:43:26 and this is England."
00:43:29 And for what?
00:43:31 For what now?
00:43:33 Eh, what for?
00:43:36 So we can just open the fucking floodgates
00:43:39 And say, "Yeah, come on, come in.
00:43:41 Get off your ship. Did you have
00:43:44 Here y'are, here's a corner,
00:43:47 Better still, why don't you build a shop
00:43:50 Follow your own fucking religions.
00:43:53 When there's single fucking parents
00:43:57 and they're being given to these...
00:43:59 And I'm gonna say it,
00:44:02 We're giving the flats
00:44:06 Who've got 50 and 60
00:44:10 Right? We're giving that to them.
00:44:12 There's three and a half million
00:44:15 Three and a half million of us,
00:44:18 Cos they're taking them all.
00:44:21 Cheap and easy labour.
00:44:23 Fucking cheap and easy,
00:44:26 Three and a half fucking million!
00:44:29 It's not a joke. It's not a fucking joke.
00:44:31 And that Thatcher sits there
00:44:35 and sends us on a fucking phoney war!
00:44:37 The Falklands?
00:44:39 The fucking Falklands?
00:44:40 What the fuck's The Falklands?
00:44:42 Fucking innocent men,
00:44:45 Good soldiers,
00:44:48 going over there thinking
00:44:51 What are they fighting for?
00:44:54 Fucking shepherds!
00:44:56 Shut up about The Falklands.
00:44:58 - Why?
00:45:00 There's fucking loads of dickheads dying
00:45:03 My fucking dad weren't a dickhead!
00:45:05 What are you doing?
00:45:06 - Fuck off! Shut up!
00:45:08 Whoa, there, little one.
00:45:11 - Tell me the truth. Come on.
00:45:13 That's it. Go on.
00:45:15 My fucking dad died in that war!
00:45:16 - Your dad died?
00:45:19 - Fucking hell, mate, I'm sorry.
00:45:22 I'm sorry, mate.
00:45:24 Fucking hell, I'm sorry, lad.
00:45:26 I'm sorry. I never knew he died, man.
00:45:28 Fucking hell.
00:45:30 Oh, look, mate, if I'd have known,
00:45:32 honest, I wouldn't have said, man,
00:45:35 I can't lie to you.
00:45:38 And you want your dad's life
00:45:41 And this breaks my fucking heart to say it.
00:45:44 We shouldn't have been there.
00:45:46 She lied to us.
00:45:49 But, most importantly, she lied to your dad.
00:45:51 If you don't stand up and fight this fucking fight
00:45:56 your dad died for nothing.
00:45:58 He died for nothing.
00:45:59 You've got to carry it on, man, in here.
00:46:02 In your little fucking heart,
00:46:10 Fucking hell.
00:46:12 That little fucking whippersnapper
00:46:16 - Can you believe that, Banj?
00:46:19 Fucking hell.
00:46:21 What a gem.
00:46:22 What a fucking gem.
00:46:24 All right, look.
00:46:34 There's the line, boys.
00:46:36 That means
00:46:39 and leave now and never come back
00:46:43 But if you wanna stay,
00:46:45 this is a proper fight.
00:46:47 Now yous all either cross that line
00:46:51 ...or you stay where you are
00:46:54 The choice is yours, boys.
00:46:58 Fucking hell!
00:47:00 I ain't being fucking brainwashed, Combo.
00:47:02 Oh, listen to fucking Sigmund Void there.
00:47:05 You're well out of line.
00:47:08 Come on, lads, let's have you.
00:47:10 Come on, then.
00:47:11 Come on, Puke, mate.
00:47:13 Sit down.
00:47:15 You what?
00:47:17 Kes, just sit down.
00:47:19 No. No, you can't be serious, mate.
00:47:23 Kes, just sit down.
00:47:25 Puke, man, fucking come.
00:47:27 Look, he's fucking right.
00:47:30 What can I do, man? Are you coming?
00:47:32 No.
00:47:33 - Gadge, come on, Tubs, man.
00:47:36 I'm sick of you, Woody.
00:47:38 This is why I'm staying,
00:47:41 making me feel that fucking big.
00:47:43 He's put things into perspective.
00:47:45 Look at the other night.
00:47:54 Join me.
00:48:00 Milky, man,
00:48:03 but I swear to you
00:48:07 I'd never do it again.
00:48:11 You're my bro, man. What the fuck?
00:48:26 Come on, mate.
00:48:34 Shaun? Come on, man. We're off.
00:48:36 Come on, Shaun.
00:48:38 Shaun, man, you can't fucking stay here.
00:48:40 Shaun?
00:48:43 He's just a kid. The things you've said
00:48:46 Woody, I wanna make my dad proud.
00:48:48 Listen, love...
00:48:50 See you later, mate.
00:48:52 See you later, Lol, love.
00:48:54 He's 12. I can't leave him here.
00:48:56 - Go.
00:48:58 You fucking look after him, do you hear me?
00:49:00 He can look after himself. He's proved that.
00:49:03 See yous later.
00:49:04 Come on, love.
00:49:06 Come on, now.
00:49:15 See you later, mate.
00:49:20 Don't forget, you've got a snake
00:49:23 You're a good man.
00:49:25 A brave good man, man.
00:49:28 A really good man.
00:49:30 A cup of tea for the boys there, Banj.
00:49:33 I'm fucking gagging for a shit, me,
00:49:54 Don't worry about it.
00:49:57 I'll have a word with Woody.
00:49:58 I'll sort it, I promise you.
00:50:00 I just feel really bad.
00:50:02 He looked gutted, Combo.
00:50:04 I know, I feel bad, as well, but...
00:50:06 Oh, fucking hell, let's face it.
00:50:08 Woody's not like me and you.
00:50:12 No, he's fucking certainly not like you.
00:50:14 No-one's ever fucking took a swing at me
00:50:17 - Really?
00:50:19 Honest.
00:50:21 It's like looking in the mirror.
00:50:23 20 years ago, when I was fucking 12,
00:50:26 taking swings at big men.
00:50:28 I don't know, I just don't like
00:50:31 even in a nice way.
00:50:33 I don't even like people
00:50:38 You loved him, didn't you?
00:50:42 Yeah.
00:50:46 And then you lost him.
00:50:52 Yeah.
00:50:55 I know what it's like.
00:50:58 To have people walk out on you.
00:51:00 To have people just fucking leave you.
00:51:05 Honest, lad, I know how you feel.
00:51:09 If you ever want anyone to talk to...
00:51:12 ...someone to cry with
00:51:14 or just to fucking have a hug
00:51:16 or punch the fuck out of 'em,
00:51:18 I'm telling you, I'll be there for you.
00:51:21 I won't turn my back on you.
00:51:24 I promise you that.
00:51:30 Spit.
00:51:33 That's a man's handshake, that.
00:51:35 I promise you.
00:51:37 I won't let you down.
00:51:39 # Soldiers of Islam
00:51:42 # They're getting ready
00:51:46 # But the Russian tanks
00:51:49 # They're getting ready
00:51:53 # There's children in Africa
00:51:57 # Getting ready
00:51:59 # While the Islam armies
00:52:03 # They're getting ready
00:52:06 # There's a burning sun
00:52:08 # And it sets in the Western world
00:52:12 # But it rises in the East
00:52:15 # And pretty soon
00:52:19 # While the heads of state
00:52:24 # Are they ready?
00:52:26 # We're looking at the world
00:52:30 # Are we ready?
00:52:33 # And you stand there
00:52:37 # Are you ready...
00:52:42 - Look at the size of that dog.
00:52:45 Just get on with it.
00:52:48 Excuse me, mate,
00:52:51 Ah, my arse is killing.
00:52:54 - All right, boss?
00:52:56 - Round the back.
00:53:06 I am hungry, yeah.
00:53:09 Buffet food...
00:53:11 All right, look, yous three,
00:53:13 yous three, I want yous on your best behaviour.
00:53:16 Right? Your fucking best behaviour.
00:53:19 Ooh, he's got a nice car!
00:53:23 Nice car.
00:53:25 Here they are.
00:53:27 - Just wait there.
00:53:29 Just wait there.
00:53:32 You all right?
00:53:35 How are you, Arthur? Good to see you.
00:53:37 All right, Lenny, mate.
00:53:38 All right? A pleasure. A pleasure.
00:53:40 All right, mate.
00:53:43 Gentlemen, there is a forgotten word.
00:53:46 No.
00:53:47 An almost forbidden word.
00:53:50 A word that means more to me
00:53:53 That word is "England".
00:53:55 Yes!
00:54:01 Once, we flaunted it in the face of the world,
00:54:06 It was a word that stood for power.
00:54:09 A word that stood for freedom.
00:54:11 A word that stood for respect.
00:54:14 But today,
00:54:15 we're scarcely even allowed
00:54:19 Gadge, are you honestly...
00:54:20 Well, I want to revive that word,
00:54:23 the word "Englishman".
00:54:25 Yes! Yes!
00:54:26 Yes!
00:54:30 Now we've been marginalised.
00:54:32 We've been called "cranks".
00:54:34 We're not cranks.
00:54:35 Some people say we're racists.
00:54:38 We're not racists. We're realists.
00:54:40 Some people call us Nazis.
00:54:42 We're not Nazis.
00:54:44 No, what we are, we are nationalists.
00:54:47 And there's a reason
00:54:51 And that is because of one word, gentlemen.
00:54:54 - Fear.
00:54:56 They fear us.
00:54:57 They fear us because we are the true voice
00:55:01 - Yes!
00:55:03 People who work hard,
00:55:05 pay their way,
00:55:07 it don't matter
00:55:09 I welcome with open arms in this country.
00:55:11 It's the people who think
00:55:14 These are the people that need to go back.
00:55:17 Yes!
00:55:19 Send them back!
00:55:20 - Send the bastards back!
00:55:23 Send them back!
00:55:24 An English king on a battlefield once said,
00:55:26 "From this day till the end of the world,
00:55:30 we few, we happy few,
00:55:34 Gentlemen, it is the time to stand up
00:55:36 Yes!
00:55:39 Our country has been stolen
00:55:42 Yes!
00:55:43 Well, gentlemen,
00:55:45 Yes!
00:55:47 Yes! Go on, Lenny! Go on, Lenny!
00:55:49 Are you ready to return to the fight?
00:55:51 Yes!
00:55:52 - Are you ready to shed blood?
00:55:55 Are you ready to fight for this country
00:55:58 Yes!
00:55:59 Lenny! Lenny! Lenny!
00:56:01 Lenny! Lenny...
00:56:03 Gentlemen, join our band of brothers.
00:56:06 Thank you very much. Thank you.
00:56:08 Yes!
00:56:09 I'm going to have a word with Lenny.
00:56:12 - Amazing that.
00:56:18 Fucking, Gadge.
00:56:20 Do you not feel bad about Woody?
00:56:22 What do you mean,
00:56:25 Look at all these people in here.
00:56:27 This is right.
00:56:28 If it wasn't right,
00:56:31 - Think about...
00:56:33 Do you not feel bad
00:56:35 - He's been our mate for...
00:56:38 I'm still his friend.
00:56:41 Comb...
00:56:42 You know, you're supposed to have
00:56:48 Are you gonna fucking report me?
00:56:50 Well, it's illegal.
00:56:53 We're really squashed in the back here.
00:56:57 Can one of us come up the front?
00:57:06 Shall we show him?
00:57:12 Don't look, Comb.
00:57:13 What is it, lad?
00:57:20 Fuck off!
00:57:22 That's my fucking boy! Look at that.
00:57:24 That's why he's in the fucking front,
00:57:28 - Do you like it?
00:57:31 Fucking brilliant.
00:57:32 Do you reckon Lenny'll mind
00:57:34 No, will he fuck. That's going in
00:57:38 We'll build all our stuff round that.
00:57:40 That's gonna be our fucking centrepiece.
00:57:44 - Glad you like it.
00:57:46 What's it called, that flag?
00:57:48 St George's Cross, isn't it, Combo?
00:57:50 Yeah. St fucking George's Cross.
00:57:54 You all right there, Pukes, lad?
00:57:58 Yeah, I am. I was thinking, mate.
00:58:00 You seem a bit quiet, lad.
00:58:03 Yeah.
00:58:07 You got a problem, then, or what?
00:58:09 No, I've just got things on my mind, Combo.
00:58:12 Like what?
00:58:15 Well, like...
00:58:17 Well, can I ask you something?
00:58:20 Do you really believe
00:58:27 Fucking hell, Comb!
00:58:29 Oi, Gadge, come with me.
00:58:31 Open the fucking door!
00:58:34 - Get fucking out!
00:58:37 Out of the car.
00:58:39 You...
00:58:40 don't you fucking ever...
00:58:42 ...fucking ever, ever undermine me again
00:58:47 Do you understand me?
00:58:49 Do you understand me? Eh? Yeah?
00:58:51 Now, fuck off back to Woody,
00:58:54 Go on, fuck off! Fuck off!
00:58:57 - You little queer.
00:59:00 - Oi, Shaun, man, come.
00:59:02 - Oi, come out.
00:59:04 - I can't.
00:59:06 What the fuck?
00:59:07 Waaaah!
00:59:46 Right, this is where all the fucking Pakis
00:59:50 - Fucking do it, boys.
00:59:53 - Just fucking do it.
00:59:56 Anything. Put anything you want.
01:00:08 Fucking bastards!
01:00:10 Don't fucking come back,
01:00:16 Fuck off.
01:00:19 Go on. On your own.
01:00:21 Yeah, fuck off, you Paki bastards!
01:00:24 - Fuck off.
01:00:26 Hey-hey!
01:00:29 Look at these
01:00:33 Fucking vermin.
01:00:36 Oi!
01:00:45 Now, that's our ball now.
01:00:49 So, I suggest you take fucking
01:00:53 and fuck off home.
01:00:55 If I see you on my streets again...
01:01:00 ...I'll slash you.
01:01:02 And it'll be a hundred times
01:01:06 - All right?
01:01:08 Now run home,
01:01:10 Meggy!
01:01:14 Get in goal, Gadge.
01:02:11 Have a look in there.
01:02:18 - Is that for me?
01:02:20 We need to fly that with pride.
01:02:29 See you tonight, Woody.
01:02:51 Hey, Meggy, how do you spell "off"?
01:02:55 Meggy, one "f" or two?
01:03:05 Get me... a hundred fags,
01:03:07 two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky,
01:03:11 You know what you're gonna have?
01:03:13 What?
01:03:14 You know you're not supposed
01:03:16 Just fucking get 'em, you Paki bastard!
01:03:19 What did you say?
01:03:21 Get them, you filthy Paki bastard.
01:03:25 Right, that's it.
01:03:29 Just... Wait till I just...
01:03:32 Get off!
01:03:33 - Get out!
01:03:35 He's been calling me a Paki bastard.
01:03:37 Open the door.
01:03:39 Get your fucking hands off him now!
01:03:41 Fucking hands off him!
01:03:43 Take what you want, kid.
01:03:46 Oi, oi!
01:03:50 Go on, lads, get the gear.
01:03:51 Come on. Everything.
01:03:53 Come on, hurry up, don't fuck about.
01:03:58 What are you fucking doing?
01:04:00 - I'm having a shit.
01:04:03 - Put your arse away.
01:04:05 Come on, hurry up. Get the stuff, mate.
01:04:07 For fuck's sake, we need booze
01:04:11 Fucking hell, Gadge, could you get
01:04:14 Fucking hell.
01:04:16 - Put 'em in the car.
01:04:18 Paki!
01:04:20 Yeah, Paki.
01:04:22 Picking on a kid, mate? Fucking hell.
01:04:24 Picking on a fucking kid, was you?
01:04:27 - Eh?
01:04:28 Shut up! I'm talking.
01:04:32 You've got what you want. Just go now.
01:04:34 Don't you fucking dare backchat me,
01:04:35 cos I will slay you now where you fucking
01:04:40 Right?
01:04:41 You listen to fucking me!
01:04:43 That fucking kid's dad died
01:04:46 What have you fucking done for it?
01:04:48 Fuck all, but take fucking jobs
01:04:51 Now, listen, son, listen good.
01:04:53 We'll be back here whenever we want,
01:04:57 This is ours, this, fucking Sandhu.
01:04:59 Don't forget that. Any fucking time.
01:05:01 And clean the place up.
01:05:04 Fucking stinks.
01:05:05 Reeks of the fucking shit.
01:05:08 What yous doing, boys?
01:05:10 Get in the fucking car, will you?
01:05:13 You've got the fucking keys.
01:05:16 Get in the fucking car now.
01:05:20 Get in the fucking car. Hurry up!
01:05:23 This is a very posh area.
01:05:25 What did you say
01:05:28 - Works on the oil rigs.
01:05:30 I fancy some posh totty.
01:05:33 - The one with the balloons.
01:05:35 Fucking hell.
01:05:37 Put the brakes on.
01:05:39 That'll do us, won't it?
01:05:40 I can't wait to see Smell.
01:05:42 - So, Smell, you're finally legal.
01:05:45 Not that it ever made a difference.
01:05:52 - Ready? Three...
01:05:54 Come on. Wait there. Are we all here?
01:05:56 Right.
01:05:58 - Smell, get us a drink.
01:06:01 - Strippers!
01:06:02 - Someone at the door!
01:06:04 Hi, lad.
01:06:06 - Hello.
01:06:08 Hello-o-o.
01:06:09 - Hello-o-o.
01:06:12 Hello-o-o.
01:06:14 # Happy...
01:06:16 # Happy...
01:06:18 # Happy birthday
01:06:20 # Happy birthday
01:06:23 Happy birthday, Smell!
01:06:27 It was better in the car.
01:06:29 Woo! Well, I'm gonna get off.
01:06:31 Past my bedtime and there's a...
01:06:33 I've got to tape summat on aardvarks.
01:06:35 - You're not going, are you?
01:06:38 - Are you coming, Milk?
01:06:40 Please, Woods, man, don't go.
01:06:42 Oh, no, it's nothing personal
01:06:44 I'm just gonna get off.
01:06:46 Come on, Wood. Fucking hell,
01:06:49 Can't we bury the hatchet?
01:06:50 I know what you've come for, man.
01:06:54 It's this thing on aardvarks,
01:06:57 Come on, then, let's have you.
01:07:01 You have a good birthday, you,
01:07:03 Sorry to be missioning it off.
01:07:06 Nice one, mate.
01:07:08 You look after yourself, you.
01:07:09 - Bye, Woody.
01:07:11 Bye, Milky.
01:07:13 - Bye, Pob.
01:07:14 - Come on, Puke.
01:07:18 You're a twat, mate!
01:07:21 See you later. Have a good night.
01:07:23 If only you knew.
01:07:30 Happy birthday, Smell.
01:07:32 - Smell!
01:07:34 Porno?
01:07:35 What are you giving her porno for,
01:07:37 She's a woman.
01:07:40 I thought she might like it.
01:07:41 Smell, are you ready?
01:07:43 The er... magicians.
01:07:45 - Are you ready?
01:07:46 Three... two... one.
01:07:49 Alakazam! Yeah!
01:07:51 - Alaka... Alakazam.
01:07:53 Wahey!
01:07:55 Happy birthday, Smell.
01:07:57 Happy...
01:08:00 - Happy birthday.
01:08:02 - Do you want me to put it on the table?
01:08:05 - Here you are. Put that on the table.
01:08:08 You don't mind us coming, do you, Smell?
01:08:11 My little man, here, wanted to surprise you
01:08:15 Happy birthday, Smell.
01:08:22 Do you think my party's going all right?
01:08:24 It's been all right, yeah.
01:08:25 Better if Woody was here.
01:08:27 Yeah, I know, man.
01:08:30 They just kind of got up and went.
01:08:32 I don't think Woody was standing
01:08:36 I mean, I don't know what's going on
01:08:40 but there's some real tension.
01:08:42 I can sense some real tension
01:08:44 Was you happy when you saw me?
01:08:46 Yeah.
01:08:48 I liked it when you gave me that cake.
01:08:50 I thought it was cool.
01:08:52 Did you make it?
01:08:54 Yeah.
01:08:56 - You didn't, did you?
01:08:58 I didn't think you did.
01:08:59 Did you buy it?
01:09:02 - Yeah.
01:09:05 But what did you think to the other night?
01:09:08 Yeah.
01:09:10 Do you know what I'm on about?
01:09:14 Yeah, that was...
01:09:15 It was all right, yeah.
01:09:17 Did you not think much to it?
01:09:19 Oh, yeah.
01:09:21 It was really nice.
01:09:23 You know when I asked you
01:09:26 I just thought
01:09:29 I only didn't suck your tits
01:09:32 I thought you'd seen a pair of tits
01:09:36 No, I've seen a pair of tits, but...
01:09:38 I didn't suck 'em.
01:09:39 Oh.
01:09:43 Right.
01:09:44 That's why then, isn't it?
01:09:48 Yeah, I just...
01:09:49 Cos I bet you've had
01:09:53 I felt a bit embarrassed
01:09:55 Yeah.
01:09:57 Not that many people have done it to me.
01:09:59 I just thought it'd be nice, like.
01:10:01 It'd make us feel closer and stuff.
01:10:04 I was...
01:10:05 meaning to ask you.
01:10:09 This might seem a bit daft,
01:10:13 Honestly?
01:10:18 Yeah, I'd love to be.
01:10:20 It'd be really nice.
01:10:22 Cos I've been thinking about it, as well,
01:10:25 I thought it'd just be, like, a one time,
01:10:30 Will you be all right for...
01:10:32 them lot to know,
01:10:35 Cos I'm not embarrassed.
01:10:37 I think you're lovely.
01:10:45 to maintain peace,
01:10:49 It's less expensive than war,
01:10:52 Might there be a time when we talk
01:10:56 No. Not on sovereignty.
01:10:59 One thing...the islanders
01:11:01 these islands are British.
01:11:03 They are the Queen's loyal subjects.
01:11:06 They wish it to stay that way.
01:11:08 At least the weather's been on
01:11:21 - Lol.
01:11:23 Where are you off? Court?
01:11:25 No. I...
01:11:26 - What do you want?
01:11:28 - Well, I'm late for work.
01:11:30 - I haven't got two minutes.
01:11:32 - You all right?
01:11:34 - Hi, Lol.
01:11:36 For fu... I'm going to work.
01:11:38 - Please, Lol. Two minutes.
01:11:41 - Stuff.
01:11:42 - You wanna talk to me about stuff?
01:11:46 About the fact you've just
01:11:48 You've ruined everything?
01:11:51 You wanna talk to me about stuff?
01:11:54 I want to talk about other stuff.
01:11:56 Other stuff? What other stuff
01:11:59 Could I just have fucking two minutes
01:12:01 No, I'm going to work.
01:12:04 - I'll come back at dinner time, then.
01:12:07 I'll come to yours later on.
01:12:09 To mine?
01:12:12 You've got two fucking minutes.
01:12:13 OK. Sound.
01:12:27 Come on, then. I'm late for work.
01:12:34 There's something for you
01:12:45 A box.
01:12:49 You make this when you was in prison?
01:12:50 Yeah.
01:12:54 Thanks.
01:12:59 Lol...
01:13:02 Erm...
01:13:05 Since that night that we spent together,
01:13:08 before I went inside...
01:13:11 ...I haven't been able to think about
01:13:15 No, I haven't.
01:13:16 I haven't been able
01:13:20 And, to be honest with you, Lol...
01:13:23 ...just thinking of you...
01:13:26 ...got me through
01:13:30 I mean...
01:13:32 That was the best night of my life.
01:13:36 It was the worst night of my life.
01:13:40 Why?
01:13:41 I have done nothing but try and forget
01:13:47 It was... It was beautiful.
01:13:49 No, I was 16.
01:13:50 I was pissed off my head.
01:13:53 It wasn't beautiful.
01:13:59 I love you, Lol.
01:14:01 What?
01:14:06 I've...
01:14:08 I've always loved you.
01:14:11 It's never gonna happen, Combo.
01:14:22 Are we done?
01:14:24 Yeah.
01:14:29 There's your box.
01:15:04 Pressure Drop
01:15:11 # Pressure
01:15:13 # Oh, pressure
01:15:15 # Pressure's gonna drop on you
01:15:17 Why do they call you Smell?
01:15:19 It's kind of similar to Michelle,
01:15:23 I don't know, really,
01:15:26 - Ah, that's fine.
01:15:28 It's just Michelle and Smell.
01:15:30 - Right.
01:15:32 Well, it sort of rhymes, doesn't it?
01:15:35 R for Rectum.
01:15:38 Rabbit.
01:15:40 Rub your rectum.
01:15:42 - Oh, rabbit, you said, yeah?
01:15:44 Furry rectum.
01:15:46 Do you reckon
01:15:49 - Yeah, probably.
01:15:51 - Yeah, probably.
01:15:53 Let's bang some music into their ears.
01:15:55 That'll be good.
01:16:01 - Is this it?
01:16:04 Combo!
01:16:07 That was nice, that was.
01:16:09 Yeah, well, you know.
01:16:10 I do what I do.
01:16:13 You do!
01:16:14 Oh, fuck.
01:16:17 - What's he doing?
01:16:19 - All right, Milks?
01:16:21 How are you doing?
01:16:22 Sound.
01:16:23 What have you two been up to?
01:16:25 You know how it is, having a bit of fun.
01:16:32 What's up, mate?
01:16:34 You look down.
01:16:36 One of them days.
01:16:38 Look, man, erm...
01:16:41 Any chance you can get me any weed?
01:16:43 I just want a smoke.
01:16:46 I mean, I've only got, like,
01:16:49 I can't really give that away.
01:16:51 - What were you after?
01:16:54 Fucking hell.
01:16:55 No, mate, no.
01:16:57 I couldn't get anything like that big, no way.
01:16:59 I mean, I'll give you half, I'll split it.
01:17:03 Well, I mean, I might be able to...
01:17:06 ...to get... get like that much.
01:17:08 What?
01:17:11 What?
01:17:12 I thought you were gonna
01:17:14 You can be there in, like, 15 minutes,
01:17:19 You're only a mile down the road.
01:17:21 Are you joking?
01:17:22 What?
01:17:25 Oh, fuck you, you selfish bastard.
01:17:31 Fuckin' hell, man.
01:17:34 Women!
01:17:38 Ooh-ooh-ooh!
01:17:40 Watch it.
01:17:41 - Banjo for a banjo.
01:17:46 Ah.
01:17:47 Ooh-ooh-ooh!
01:17:49 - Come on, Smell.
01:17:51 - Come on.
01:17:54 Wait for it.
01:17:59 - Kick Donkey!
01:18:01 Kick Donkey.
01:18:02 I'm not making tea.
01:18:13 Anyone got a problem?
01:18:15 No problem.
01:18:20 No. Problem with what, man?
01:18:23 Good to see you, Milk.
01:18:26 All right, Tubbs.
01:18:30 Is Woody on his way?
01:18:31 No. Just Milky.
01:18:35 - All right, Milks?
01:18:55 No problem.
01:18:57 Sit down, Milks.
01:19:02 That's good.
01:19:04 That means we can all get stoned.
01:19:09 # At the dark end...
01:19:12 A chocolate bassline.
01:19:14 # Of the street...
01:19:16 All velvet.
01:19:17 # That's where we always meet...
01:19:21 Combo. My dancing buddy.
01:19:23 # Hiding in shadows
01:19:26 # Where we don't belong
01:19:31 # Living in darkness
01:19:38 # You and me...
01:19:40 Sit, Mitzy, sit.
01:19:42 # At the dark end of the street...
01:19:46 I'm hot, I'm hot!
01:19:48 # You and me...
01:19:52 Ow!
01:19:53 # I know time's gonna take its toll...
01:19:58 Are you all right, Gads?
01:20:00 # We have to pay for the love...
01:20:02 Take him home, love. He looks fucked.
01:20:07 # It's a sin and we know...
01:20:09 It's all right, Gadge, lad.
01:20:12 Have you fucking seen how white he is!
01:20:14 I've never seen anyone
01:20:17 That fucking kid's arse went white!
01:20:20 #... steal away...
01:20:23 Come on.
01:20:24 # To the dark end
01:20:27 # Of the street...
01:20:29 Oh, man.
01:20:30 Here you are.
01:20:32 No, seriously, Combo, man.
01:20:35 I've got to tell you, mate,
01:20:38 Seriously. I mean, this... this music,
01:20:40 this sort of music is the sort of stuff
01:20:45 Yeah, to me, this is good music.
01:20:48 What you've gotta remember, Milks,
01:20:53 '69, me.
01:20:54 But it was people like your uncle,
01:20:59 The soul of that music
01:21:02 do you know what I mean?
01:21:04 And it's people... it's skinheads, like you,
01:21:07 keeping that flame alive.
01:21:09 Yeah. It was fucking unity.
01:21:11 It was black and white, together.
01:21:14 It should not be forgotten.
01:21:16 You're still flying that flag in that fucking
01:21:20 It's proper.
01:21:21 It's real, man.
01:21:23 Oh, man.
01:21:25 That's it, man,
01:21:28 Serious.
01:21:30 - For life.
01:21:32 Nice one, Combo.
01:21:33 Hand the spliff over.
01:21:35 I haven't had a laugh like this
01:21:37 - Serious.
01:21:39 Here you are. It's been a long time.
01:21:43 I want some chocolate.
01:21:49 - There's biscuits in the cupboard.
01:21:55 No, not in that cupboard. I'm starving!
01:21:57 How can you fucking live like this?
01:22:01 I'm really starving, man.
01:22:05 - Combo, have you eaten the biscuits?
01:22:07 - Fucking hell.
01:22:12 So, how many uncles have you got?
01:22:14 Erm...
01:22:17 I've got three uncles and two aunties.
01:22:20 So, a big family, then.
01:22:21 Yeah.
01:22:23 I've got... What is it? 22 cousins.
01:22:29 One uncle's got, what, seven kids.
01:22:32 What, to the same woman, like?
01:22:34 Nah.
01:22:35 Spread out
01:22:37 One's got two, the other's got two,
01:22:41 And he just, like,
01:22:44 Nah, he still sees 'em.
01:22:47 Yeah, to me,
01:22:49 They're always round at Christmas
01:22:54 A big party till late in the morning.
01:22:58 Yeah, it's... it's nice.
01:23:00 It is. It's nice having a big family.
01:23:03 Have you got a mum and dad?
01:23:04 Cos you haven't talked about
01:23:08 Yeah, I've got a mum and dad.
01:23:09 Of course, man.
01:23:11 A good mum and dad.
01:23:14 I was one of them kids where...
01:23:19 Sometimes he was away for, like,
01:23:22 But...
01:23:24 I never blamed my dad or anything
01:23:28 Cos...
01:23:29 there was always food on that table.
01:23:31 That's what I respect that man for.
01:23:34 Always.
01:23:37 Lucky you, aren't you?
01:23:39 I tell you...
01:23:40 you know, any, any time...
01:23:43 ...you wanna come round
01:23:45 you have to come to my grandma's
01:23:48 - Yeah?
01:23:50 She'll cook some rice.
01:23:53 She'll cook some chicken.
01:23:55 She sounds dead lovely, don't she?
01:23:57 Serious, man, then you come home
01:24:02 That'd be nice, wouldn't it?
01:24:03 Ah, seriously, man, cos...
01:24:05 I'd love for you to do that.
01:24:10 Serious, come and see how we...
01:24:14 Even on a bad day,
01:24:17 a couple of my uncles
01:24:19 Fucking hell.
01:24:22 - What?
01:24:24 You've got the whole fucking
01:24:28 Fucking hell.
01:24:31 Got everything, you, didn't you?
01:24:34 Fucking hell, man. So...
01:24:38 What... What do you think
01:24:43 I don't know, mate. I'm not a dad, am I?
01:24:48 I know you had a good dad, like, but,
01:24:50 be honest with me, what do you really think
01:24:54 I don't know, man.
01:24:56 What's with the questions, man?
01:24:58 I feel like I'm being interrogated.
01:25:03 What do you reckon?
01:25:06 Niggers.
01:25:10 - What's with the "nigger"?
01:25:13 You're a fucking nigger. Aren't you?
01:25:18 Aren't you?
01:25:21 Fucking coon.
01:25:23 Combo! Just leave him.
01:25:28 Go on.
01:25:32 Don't fucking smile at me.
01:25:34 Don't smile at me.
01:25:36 Milky, just stop smiling at him, please.
01:25:38 Don't fucking smile at me, cos I'll wipe
01:25:42 Yeah? You fucking cunt!
01:25:44 No!
01:25:46 Fucking bastard!
01:25:51 I fucking hate you! I fucking hate you!
01:25:53 - I fucking hate you!
01:25:56 Milky!
01:25:57 - No, Combo, get off him!
01:26:01 I fucking hate you! I fucking hate you.
01:26:03 I fucking hate you! You fucking nigger!
01:26:05 - You fucking nigger!
01:26:06 Fuck off! Fuck off!
01:26:09 Combo!
01:26:11 Milky!
01:26:12 Milky, man, are you all right?
01:26:14 Shut up!
01:26:16 Shut the fuck up
01:26:18 You little fucking cunt.
01:26:20 Fuck off, you little bastard!
01:26:22 - I thought you was winding us up.
01:26:25 Fucking all day
01:26:29 I want some of this. We want our bit.
01:26:30 This man?
01:26:32 - Aargh!
01:26:34 You knobhead!
01:26:36 You're fucking mad as a March hare.
01:26:39 Fucking leave them alone!
01:26:41 - Do you want it, as well?
01:26:44 What? Fuck off, you fucking dickhead!
01:26:46 I'll fucking throttle you,
01:26:49 Get the fuck out of here,
01:26:54 Get out. Get out.
01:26:55 - You need to fucking see someone.
01:26:58 I said, get out. I said, get out.
01:27:00 Milky...
01:27:01 Leave them alone, will you?
01:27:04 Fucking leave them two alone.
01:27:06 Leave them alone.
01:27:08 They've done...
01:27:10 You fuck...
01:27:13 Ah!
01:27:16 No-o-o!
01:27:24 Fucking hell.
01:27:26 I'm sorry.
01:27:27 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:27:30 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:27:35 Oh, Combo,
01:27:37 Oh, my God!
01:27:39 No, no, no!
01:27:43 Milky?
01:27:44 Wake up, Milky!
01:27:46 He's OK.
01:27:47 Milky, wake up!
01:27:49 Hey, what am I gonna do?
01:27:53 It's not my fault. I didn't mean it.
01:27:56 I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it.
01:27:59 - Milky, wake up!
01:28:01 - Wake up!
01:28:03 - Help me get him to hospital.
01:28:06 Come on, now. Stop it, now.
01:28:08 Stop the crying.
01:28:11 Real men don't cry.
01:28:12 Help me get him to the hospital, OK?
01:28:15 Come on. Let's go.
01:28:16 Come on, Shaun. Come on. Let's go.
01:28:18 Come on. Come on.
01:28:33 OK. Come on. Come on.
01:28:35 Help me. Help me. Stop crying!
01:28:37 Don't look at his face.
01:28:39 Don't look at his face.
01:28:41 Don't look at his face.
01:31:01 Shaun?
01:31:04 Can I come in?
01:31:07 Yeah.
01:31:20 It's my favourite picture of Dad.
01:31:25 Me too.
01:31:30 And that one.
01:31:33 Mm, yeah, that's really nice.
01:31:35 You really look alike on that one.
01:31:43 Do you remember where we were
01:31:50 Where?
01:31:51 Goy Farms.
01:31:53 That was like the best holiday ever.
01:32:10 Milky's gonna be all right, Shaun,
01:32:21 Shaun, are you OK?
01:32:35 Yeah.
01:32:42 Please Please Please
01:33:02 # Good times, for a change
01:33:08 # See, the luck I've had
01:33:11 # Can make a good man turn bad
01:33:17 # So, please
01:33:20 # Please, please
01:33:23 # Let me, let me, let me
01:33:26 # Let me
01:33:29 # Get what I want
01:33:32 # This time
01:33:38 # Get what I want
01:33:43 # This time
01:33:55 # Haven't had a dream in a long time
01:34:01 # See, the life I've had
01:34:05 # Can make a good man bad
01:34:11 # So
01:34:13 # For once in my life
01:34:16 # Let me
01:34:18 # Get what I want
01:34:21 # Lord knows
01:34:24 # It would be the first time
01:34:30 # Lord knows, it would be the first time
01:34:39 # Lord knows
01:34:42 # It would be the first time
01:34:48 # Lord knows, it would be the first time