Three And Out

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00:00:20 Oh, I just don't know where to begin
00:00:25 Though he says he'll wait forever
00:00:28 But she keeps him hanging on
00:00:32 The silly champion
00:00:34 She says she can't go home
00:00:39 Accidents will happen
00:00:42 Used to be a victim
00:00:46 Accidents will happen
00:00:50 I don't want to hear it...
00:00:52 - What you lookin' at?
00:00:58 Allow it, man.
00:01:00 There's so many fish in the sea...
00:01:08 - Tyson!
00:01:13 Your mind is made up
00:01:17 Accidents will happen...
00:01:21 ... He used to be your victim
00:01:27 First one, was it?
00:01:29 Always a choker, first time out.
00:01:34 Let's have a look. Sick leave,
00:01:37 - Seven days only?!
00:01:40 Asked if I wanted counselling,
00:01:43 One of them counsellors is hot.
00:01:44 - You should ask for her.
00:01:47 Never forget it. Second one,
00:01:52 But the third one...
00:01:56 The third one, what?
00:02:02 What?
00:02:03 - D'you fancy a pint? Take your mind off things.
00:02:10 Oof! You know what, bruv?
00:02:16 Somebody help me, yeah
00:02:19 Somebody help me now
00:02:22 Won't somebody tell me
00:02:28 I need someone...
00:02:29 - Mind the gap.
00:02:36 Someone who can make me feel
00:02:39 Make me feel all right-ight-ight-ight-ight...
00:02:42 This train terminates
00:02:44 ... Somebody help me, yeah
00:02:48 Somebody help me now
00:02:51 Somebody tell me
00:02:56 - # Somebody help me!
00:02:59 - # Somebody help me
00:03:04 - # Somebody help me, yeah
00:03:07 Somebody help me now
00:03:09 Won't somebody tell me
00:03:12 What I've done wrong...
00:03:34 Accidents will happen
00:03:36 We only hit and run...
00:03:39 - Big issue!
00:03:42 Accidents will happen
00:03:43 We'll only hit and run
00:03:45 I don't want to hear it
00:03:49 Train approaching.
00:03:52 Please stand behind the yellow line.
00:03:55 There's so many fish in the sea
00:04:05 - Pauly...
00:04:07 - What are we going to do with you?
00:04:11 - Wasn't my fault.
00:04:14 He was dead before I hit him. I tried to stop...
00:04:16 Course you did.
00:04:19 C'mon. Just a bit of bad luck, that's all.
00:04:21 The psychological effect
00:04:23 - It all counts in the big game.
00:04:25 What "big game"?
00:04:28 The one nobody talks about.
00:04:30 - So why are we talking about it?
00:04:36 You all right, Paul. See ya later, fellas.
00:04:39 - See ya later, Rob.
00:04:42 - Three is the magic number.
00:04:47 - The rule, man, the rule.
00:04:49 Three and out.
00:04:52 You hit three people in a month,
00:04:55 They retire you, 'cause they reckon
00:04:58 Three is the charm. It's three...
00:05:01 ...and out
00:05:04 Lump sum. Thank you very much.
00:05:06 - How much?!
00:05:09 - Whoa...
00:05:11 But I missed it by three days.
00:05:13 Ten years' wages.
00:05:19 - So, how long did he get?
00:05:22 Gave him six months.
00:05:25 Tell you what. You wanna get
00:05:28 - They is always at it.
00:05:32 When does your month run out?
00:05:34 Erm... week today. Monday.
00:05:37 What? Seven days. That's pushing it.
00:05:40 Monday. They gave me the week off.
00:05:42 A week off?! That just gives you till, what?
00:05:46 Monday? Bastards! You know why that is?
00:05:48 That's so you ain't even got a chance.
00:05:50 Yeah. Never mind, mate. Another time, eh.
00:06:17 Oh, it's you... Landlord was here today.
00:06:21 He was looking for you. Again.
00:06:23 - Says you owe him two months' rent.
00:06:26 Whoa! Don't shoot the messenger.
00:06:28 I don't care whether you pay him or not.
00:06:30 Hey... Do you want to come up?
00:06:32 Er... No, thanks. I've got some work to do.
00:06:36 Well, if you change your mind...
00:06:54 - The rule, man, the rule.
00:06:58 Three is the charm. It's three...
00:07:00 ... and out.
00:07:05 You hit three people in a month,
00:07:07 they retire you, 'cause they reckon
00:07:23 - Three...
00:07:26 - Capital...
00:07:29 It's been a London landmark
00:07:32 but after a rise in fatalities
00:07:34 is gaining a reputation for copycat incidents.
00:07:38 Now the authorities are increasingly
00:07:46 - Ten great songs.
00:07:50 Are you feeling tired, stressed
00:07:53 With Special Places...
00:08:20 Fuckin' hell.
00:08:31 Yeah, hi, erm... I was wondering...
00:08:33 I've got some time on my hands
00:08:37 you know, volunteer,
00:08:43 A training course? Oh, right.
00:08:48 No.
00:08:50 Oh, right. Information pack?
00:08:53 No, no, I'm fine.
00:08:55 No, I've changed my mind. Bye.
00:09:16 Excuse me, sir.
00:09:18 I was wondering...
00:09:21 I'm gonna find ya
00:09:23 I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
00:09:25 One way or another
00:09:28 I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
00:09:30 One way or another
00:09:34 I wanna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
00:09:36 One day, maybe next week
00:09:40 I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya
00:09:41 I will drive past your house...
00:09:48 ... And if the lights are all down
00:09:53 I'll see who's around
00:09:59 One way or another
00:10:03 I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
00:10:05 One way or another
00:10:09 I'll getcha, I'll getcha
00:10:11 One way or another
00:10:15 I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
00:10:19 I'm gonna meet ya,
00:10:28 Hello.
00:10:30 Are you Paul?
00:10:31 Erm... yes.
00:10:33 Hello, I am Maurice.
00:10:41 I'm pleased to make
00:10:46 Please. Eat.
00:10:49 I made them myself. My own recipe.
00:10:53 I am so pleased to meet you, Paul.
00:10:57 There are not many people who would do this.
00:11:00 - Glad to help.
00:11:04 In your apartment?
00:11:07 Well, no, on the underground. Tube.
00:11:10 Ah, yes, but how is this possible?
00:11:14 Well, I'll be driving the train
00:11:17 and you can... you know... jump.
00:11:21 Jump! Are you crazy? I'd be killed.
00:11:24 Well, that's the general idea.
00:11:26 - But what about the cooking?
00:11:30 Mais oui. The cooking and the eating.
00:11:33 Sorry? What cooking?
00:11:35 I wish to watch as you eat...
00:11:40 Piece by piece.
00:11:42 Eat what?
00:11:44 Me!
00:11:45 First we cut off my penis.
00:11:48 Then we fry it, er... perhaps with onions.
00:11:52 Then we do the legs,
00:11:58 until I am all gone.
00:12:02 Don't worry, Paul.
00:12:06 Many people have done this before.
00:12:10 Don't you read the news?
00:12:15 It tastes a little like pork.
00:12:19 How is your sausage?
00:12:22 What? Is, er... too spicy?
00:12:25 There's been a mistake. I'm sorry.
00:12:27 One way or another
00:12:30 ... I'm gonna give ya the slip
00:12:33 A slip of the lip, or another
00:12:37 - # I'm gonna give ya the slip...
00:12:41 Hey! Shit!
00:12:47 - Wait! Don't do it!
00:12:49 - Hold onto me!
00:12:52 - Jesus Christ! Grab my arm.
00:12:56 Look... just... get me...
00:12:59 Pull me up, come on! Pull me up! That's it.
00:13:04 You interfering little shite!
00:13:06 Why can't you leave a man be, eh?
00:13:09 You fucking do-gooders,
00:13:12 - Stop. I can't breathe.
00:13:14 Police! Police! Police!
00:13:18 That's all I fucking need.
00:13:32 Hey, get in!
00:13:49 - How about I buy you a drink?
00:14:03 Ah.
00:14:07 - Didn't think I'd taste that again.
00:14:09 Never mind the "cheers".
00:14:14 What are you? One of these religious types?
00:14:16 - Waiting like a vulture to save a poor soul?
00:14:20 - You can forget about that.
00:14:22 I've done all the praying I'm gonna do.
00:14:28 Keep it down will you, gobshite.
00:14:32 You can shove
00:14:34 No, it's true.
00:14:37 I want you to kill yourself.
00:14:39 Well, you've done a bloody good job
00:14:45 What is it you're after? Me organs, is it?
00:14:47 You're going blind,
00:14:50 I was wondering...
00:14:52 if you'd be interested
00:14:58 I'd pay you, of course.
00:15:01 You'd pay me? Right, yeah?
00:15:06 I was thinking in exchange for this... service,
00:15:10 I could give you, say, fifteen hundred quid.
00:15:14 Oh, right. And I just throw
00:15:17 - Presumably with a smile on my face?
00:15:20 And fifteen hundred quid
00:15:24 Jesus, that's a fantastic deal.
00:15:30 What the fuck am I supposed to do
00:15:33 - Buy myself a fancy headstone?
00:15:37 I mean, you will be,
00:15:40 So you've got a whole weekend
00:15:46 - A woman, lots of women.
00:15:49 OK. So... eat, drink and be merry one last time.
00:15:53 I'm already fat, my liver's shot
00:15:58 There must be something you always
00:16:05 There is.
00:16:07 Excellent! What is it? We'll do that.
00:16:12 I want to swim with a great white shark.
00:16:15 No cage. Just me and the beast.
00:16:18 Eyeball to eyeball.
00:16:22 There's a fella does it.
00:16:26 He just gets right in there with them, no worries.
00:16:29 He's never been bit yet.
00:16:32 I'd fucking love to do that.
00:16:34 Yeah, well, the thing is,
00:16:37 It has to be Monday.
00:16:41 What about the London Aquarium?
00:16:43 - Are you taking the piss?
00:16:47 Isn't there somebody you know
00:16:50 What about your family?
00:16:53 My family?
00:16:55 They probably think I'm dead already.
00:16:58 There you go. Be a nice surprise for them.
00:17:03 - Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
00:17:08 Always gets messy.
00:17:11 Just take the money and blow it.
00:17:12 Fuck. It's been seven or eight years.
00:17:16 Let sleeping dogs lie and all that.
00:17:18 I wanted to go, you know?
00:17:25 I wanted to say goodbye. Make my peace.
00:17:28 - Just didn't seem right, you know.
00:17:32 How could I turn up looking like this?
00:17:39 But that fifteen hundred, well...
00:17:45 but maybe... maybe this is God's way
00:17:51 to make up for all the shite
00:17:55 Ah, fuck. Carpe diem.
00:17:58 Seize the day, huh.
00:18:01 Now, listen, son.
00:18:03 If we do this thing,
00:18:08 - What's that?
00:18:11 There's no backing out, no fucking around.
00:18:13 We shake on this, it's as good as done.
00:18:16 You'll do it?
00:18:20 A deal's a deal.
00:18:22 Where's that cash?
00:18:43 Live alone, do you?
00:18:45 Yeah, why?
00:18:47 Oh, nothing. Just a wild guess.
00:18:50 What did you do? Rob a bookshop?
00:18:56 That a computer?
00:18:58 What's it for? Playing with yourself?
00:19:01 No. I'm a writer.
00:19:04 A writer that drives a tube train?
00:19:06 Yeah, well, not for much longer, hopefully.
00:19:13 Grand chair, though.
00:19:15 Ohh.
00:19:18 So, where's this fifteen hundred quid?
00:19:23 Well, hand it over.
00:19:25 This is my rent money. How do I know
00:19:30 What did I say, uh?
00:19:33 That means you give me the money
00:19:36 and I don't run away with it. Understand?
00:19:39 Give me fucking the money.
00:19:43 - There's twenty quid over.
00:19:46 No, let's call it
00:19:54 Don't mind if I crash here, do you?
00:19:58 - Oh, by the way. What's your name?
00:20:03 Tommy Cassidy.
00:20:05 Eh, Paul, turn off the lights now,
00:20:09 Get some kip.
00:21:00 Shit.
00:21:03 Bollocks.
00:21:26 Thought you'd gone.
00:21:29 Thought I'd had it away
00:21:32 What did I say to you last night?
00:21:34 I dunno. Deal's a deal?
00:21:36 Right. A deal's a fucking deal,
00:21:40 What's the story with the car?
00:21:41 Well, I couldn't show up on a bus, could I?
00:21:44 I've always wanted one of these.
00:21:49 Come Monday,
00:21:51 Wait a second.
00:21:52 Eh, eh, I can't wait.
00:22:01 ... all the time
00:22:05 Till you change your mind...
00:22:09 - What are you doing?
00:22:11 Like fuck you are. I only came to say
00:22:15 No way.
00:22:17 Look, I'm not having you around
00:22:19 Your miserable face'll kill
00:22:22 You won't even notice me.
00:22:25 Exactly. Like the Grim Fucking Reaper.
00:22:28 - You're staying here.
00:22:30 I know a deal's a deal
00:22:33 I just want to see this through.
00:22:36 All right, but if you piss on my parade
00:22:45 Nice suit.
00:22:46 Rosemary always
00:22:51 Everything goes when you're dead
00:22:56 Everything empties from
00:23:00 No point in waiting today
00:23:04 Stupid revenge is
00:23:13 - Hello?
00:23:16 You are very naughty to run away.
00:23:18 Do I not look tasty?
00:23:23 Perhaps with a soupçon of raspberry jus.
00:23:26 I make you a very tasty jus...
00:23:39 - You all right?
00:23:49 Fuck off.
00:23:52 - Never been to Liverpool.
00:24:03 What now?
00:24:05 I was married in this church.
00:24:14 Eh! That's sacrilege for a Protestant.
00:24:18 How do you know I'm a Protestant?
00:24:20 You've all the spirit
00:24:23 What else could you be?
00:24:25 Isn't it a sin to commit suicide...
00:24:28 Isn't it a sin to deliberately run
00:24:32 if you're a human being?
00:24:57 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned...
00:25:11 Hey! They're 20p each.
00:25:14 Isn't that just for Catholics?
00:25:30 Callaghan! Bastard.
00:25:33 He must have paid off the whole
00:25:37 But I knew him when he was digging ditches.
00:25:40 - This where you used to live?
00:25:51 - What you doing?
00:25:54 Not after all these years.
00:25:57 What are you looking for?
00:26:02 That's a crowbar?
00:26:05 Shut the fuck up, or you'll be using it
00:26:17 What the hell are we doing here?
00:26:19 It's none of your business.
00:26:26 Oh, fuck.
00:26:33 Stop pushing.
00:26:40 Will you get off of me!
00:26:42 Bloody hell, what are you doing?
00:26:45 Shut up and hold that.
00:26:50 Ah, fuck.
00:26:54 Watch this.
00:27:00 No, no, no, no, don't...
00:27:03 Shit! Shit.
00:27:23 Get your hand off me arse.
00:27:27 Ow...
00:27:40 Hey! Hey! Paul! Come in.
00:27:45 Get in here, for fuck's sake!
00:27:56 Can you stop?
00:27:58 Will you shut up!
00:28:00 This is mental.
00:28:03 There's no-one here. They won't
00:28:06 - Whose house is this?
00:28:08 No! This could screw up everything. Come on!
00:28:12 You listen to me, you little fucker.
00:28:14 You've a choice to make.
00:28:18 - I can always get someone else.
00:28:20 But you're not getting
00:28:24 I'm doing this whether you want to or not,
00:28:27 so if you want to fuck off, be my guest.
00:28:33 - I thought so. Are you done?
00:28:35 Shhh!
00:29:00 - Jesus!
00:29:03 Listen. They didn't hear me put the window
00:29:25 Fuck.
00:29:27 She must be wearing it.
00:29:29 What?
00:29:51 Shh...
00:30:07 We'll have to use soap.
00:30:12 Should be some in there.
00:30:41 What the fuck?
00:30:43 Oh, Jesus!
00:31:01 - Uh.
00:31:38 Michael Callaghan!
00:31:44 What the fuck?!
00:31:51 Oh...
00:31:58 What are you doing down there?
00:32:00 - Hit him! Hit him!
00:32:03 Uh...
00:32:06 Oh, fuck, oh, shit...
00:32:08 - You...
00:32:11 That's enough now, Paul.
00:32:13 Turned to burglary, Cassidy? That all you got left?
00:32:15 I just came for what's mine, Callaghan.
00:32:18 There's nothing here belonging to you, Cassidy.
00:32:23 Tommy Cassidy?
00:32:25 Jesus. What the bloody hell
00:32:29 I'm sorry, Maureen. I just came for me ring.
00:32:33 - What ring?
00:32:37 What are you on about? Your ring?
00:32:41 - I've had it years.
00:32:46 I've heard enough. I'm calling the police.
00:32:51 - How do you know?
00:32:54 It was all I had left.
00:32:57 Don't listen to him, Maureen,
00:33:01 - Go on.
00:33:04 but the fucker, he... took a shine to it.
00:33:08 Said he needed something for your anniversary.
00:33:11 I couldn't face Rose after that.
00:33:13 Bollocks, Cassidy. You're a
00:33:18 Cards? Gambling? Lying?
00:33:20 Passing me off with your sordid winnings?
00:33:22 I tell you, Maureen...
00:33:27 I bought that. You saw the shop where I bought it.
00:33:35 Get it, Paul.
00:33:36 Leave it.
00:33:38 Put it away, you old fool. It's not even loaded.
00:33:55 Michael Callaghan.
00:33:58 You lying, conniving, cheapskate little toerag.
00:34:03 I always knew you were a rat,
00:34:06 Or is it? What else don't I know?
00:34:09 Owl
00:34:10 - Come back.
00:34:13 Wait a second, I can explain.
00:34:15 Look, I'm a friend... I'm a friend of the family.
00:34:21 - Get in the car.
00:34:36 Fuck. Shit.
00:34:50 Oh, shit!
00:35:05 Back to square one.
00:35:09 - Hello, good morning.
00:35:12 - Right, that'll be £107.50.
00:35:16 - Hello.
00:35:20 - Just leave me alone.
00:35:25 Why not start with my ear?
00:35:28 Listen, I don't want to eat you,
00:35:32 or any other part of you. Do you understand?
00:35:38 Just fuck off and leave me alone.
00:35:41 Charming. Is that any way
00:35:46 OK, Paddy, your son's here.
00:35:52 - Hello, son.
00:35:55 You got two minutes, all right?
00:36:04 Where the fuck did you get to?
00:36:05 I hid. Once they got you,
00:36:09 Never mind that now. Have you got the ring?
00:36:11 Yeah.
00:36:13 - What does that mean?
00:36:17 I thought I'd get caught. It would be
00:36:22 - You didn't.
00:36:25 come out yet, but it shouldn't be
00:36:28 That's going to be lovely, isn't it?
00:36:31 Don't strain yourself on my account.
00:36:35 No, no, no, no. Oh, God.
00:36:38 There must be some way
00:36:56 You known Tommy
00:36:59 They used to work on my gang
00:37:03 - What kind of trouble?
00:37:08 Callaghan, well, he always
00:37:12 - And still does. Dirty fecker.
00:37:21 You've got a fucking nerve coming here...
00:37:23 I'm asking you nicely. Will you
00:37:27 Save your breath for the law, son.
00:37:29 OK...
00:37:31 We all know what you're saving
00:37:35 Mary! Mary Loughlin.
00:37:39 How's your bollocks?
00:37:42 That rash cleared up, has it?
00:37:44 What are you doing here?
00:37:45 That's a funny thing,
00:37:48 - He says he knows you.
00:37:51 Knows you and your wife.
00:37:56 When you wanted to put your
00:38:00 Went off with a right explosion,
00:38:04 No? Shall we ask your wife?
00:38:06 All right, all right, all right.
00:38:09 Who'd have thunk, eh, you were so smart?
00:38:11 It's not funny. Jesus, Tommy.
00:38:14 You're going to screw everything up.
00:38:16 This was part of the deal.
00:38:19 With your family, not some bloke
00:38:22 Lighten up.
00:38:39 - It's all right. I cleaned it.
00:38:42 Shall we?
00:38:44 I don't know.
00:38:46 I'm not sure this is such a good idea.
00:38:50 I should just leave them some money.
00:38:52 That'd be more use than my apologies.
00:38:54 What's the worst that can happen?
00:38:57 You've obviously never met my Rose.
00:38:59 So what?! I haven't come
00:39:03 What happened to
00:39:06 And you're going to say whatever it
00:39:09 Come on. It'll be worth it.
00:39:27 How do I look?
00:39:38 - Ah... do... bu...
00:39:45 Are you fucking my wife?
00:39:48 I don't know. Hang on a minute.
00:39:51 Eh, Sandra...
00:39:54 No!
00:39:57 Sandra? Sorry.
00:40:02 - Who's it you're looking for?
00:40:06 Erm... Sheridan.
00:40:07 Used to live here, did they?
00:40:09 You don't know
00:40:12 Hurry up, Derek.
00:40:17 We'll let you get back to your, er...
00:40:24 I'm really sorry but... it was a
00:40:28 - Let's go back to London.
00:40:31 You shouldn't be so defeatist.
00:40:35 Oi! I found this. I think it's them.
00:40:45 - No.
00:40:50 ... and I've spent all my money
00:40:54 And now I'm returning
00:41:01 ... no more
00:41:06 - # No, nay, never, no more...
00:41:09 Will I play the wild rover?
00:41:17 I went into an ale-house
00:41:24 Well, it's not exactly
00:41:28 but you can't have everything.
00:41:31 OK?
00:41:34 Oh, Jesus!
00:41:36 She doesn't seem
00:41:41 She'll run out of cups in a minute.
00:41:54 Hey, Rosemary. Ah, Jesus!
00:42:21 Excuse me.
00:42:25 - Mam. I got the afternoon off.
00:42:29 - Mam, where are you?
00:42:32 Have we got visitors? Whose is that fancy c?
00:42:38 Frances...
00:42:41 Wow, is that you?
00:42:51 Frankie!
00:42:53 Now look what you've done.
00:42:55 What? All I did was say hello.
00:42:57 You can't turn up after eight years
00:43:01 - What was I supposed to do?
00:43:05 Don't start in. I've only just got here.
00:43:07 And you're lucky I let you over the frontstep!
00:43:10 Eight years without a bloody word
00:43:14 in a fancy suit telling me what to do?
00:43:18 Come on, Rose, I've driven
00:43:21 Well, you can get back
00:43:24 - It's not stolen, it's...
00:43:38 Listen, I'm...
00:43:40 I'm going to leave you to... I'll take a walk.
00:43:50 You'll want a cup of tea, I suppose?
00:43:53 Yeah, that'd be... that'd be grand.
00:44:02 Oh, best china here, Rose?
00:44:05 You're a guest. Guests get china.
00:44:10 Anyway, the rest is broken.
00:44:13 I thought you were dead, Tommy.
00:44:16 All the other times you always came back,
00:44:19 maybe a week later, maybe months, but...
00:44:23 you always came back to me.
00:44:25 And I was stupid enough to take you back.
00:44:28 I'm telling you, things are different now.
00:44:32 I'm different...
00:44:39 So, what do you want, Tommy?
00:44:41 - Can't I just...
00:44:43 You can't just waltz back in here,
00:44:49 Which is exactly what you're planning, isn't it?
00:44:51 - Well, I...
00:44:54 Well, I'm not having it, Tommy.
00:44:56 I'm not having Frankie upset like that again. Ever.
00:45:02 'Cause you have no idea what that little girl
00:45:09 - If I could talk to her...
00:45:12 She won't have anything to do with you.
00:45:18 And what about you, Rose?
00:45:20 I'll hear you out...
00:45:26 You'll want a sandwich, I suppose?
00:45:58 - So, how's she doing?
00:46:01 Well, as fine as any young girl can be.
00:46:05 I feel like putting up a sign outside,
00:46:09 That's my fault.
00:46:11 Yeah.
00:46:13 Well... Not all of it.
00:46:16 Ninety five per cent.
00:46:21 But, erm... is
00:46:24 School? She's twenty-two, Tommy!
00:46:27 I... I knew that. I meant college or...
00:46:31 She's working now. Up at the Travel Lodge.
00:46:34 Oh, right you are.
00:46:39 Boyfriends?
00:46:41 More than I know. You've seen her.
00:46:45 She's a fine-looking girl.
00:46:50 Just as well.
00:46:57 What's with
00:47:00 It's mine.
00:47:02 You need all that for your hair?
00:47:04 I'm a hairdresser.
00:47:09 You? A hairdresser?!
00:47:10 Mm. I found something I love doing
00:47:14 Just locals, mind, but...
00:47:17 - Extra money comes in handy.
00:47:19 Fair play.
00:47:24 I could do with a bit of a trim meself, huh?
00:47:27 I could've done with a husband for the last eight
00:47:39 And your man? The chatty lad. Who's he?
00:47:42 Ah, just a fella I know.
00:47:45 Bit of a sad sack, really.
00:47:47 Not too much
00:47:49 I just thought I'd take him out for a bit.
00:48:04 What do you think of the suit, Rose?
00:48:06 You always liked me in a pinstripe, didn't you?
00:48:09 I did that.
00:48:10 But a fancy suit aside, you look like
00:48:15 You don't look after yourself.
00:48:17 Where've you been?
00:48:19 - I...
00:48:22 I don't want to know.
00:48:25 That's enough about me, anyways.
00:48:27 How've you been? I mean, in yourself.
00:48:31 What, you mean after working at four jobs
00:48:36 Struggling to put food on our daughter's table?
00:48:39 Me? I'm grand.
00:48:44 Actually, I am.
00:48:47 I've made a new life for us up here,
00:48:49 and for the first time in ages, I'm grand.
00:48:55 And I want to stay this way.
00:49:11 That my ring?
00:49:13 It is, yeah.
00:49:16 - You found it. How?
00:49:19 Don't ask.
00:49:22 I always wanted Frankie to have it.
00:49:26 Put it on.
00:49:29 It'll still fit you.
00:49:31 You haven't put on a pound since...
00:49:57 You're a bastard, Tommy.
00:50:00 You are a bastard!
00:50:10 Oh... Rose, Rose...
00:50:14 Oh...
00:50:20 - I was bored, all right?
00:50:23 You listen to me, you little shit. This is my time.
00:50:26 I've got 36 hours to do as I fucking please.
00:50:29 Go and be bored somewhere else.
00:50:31 - Everything OK out here?
00:50:34 Our Paul here was just wondering
00:50:38 It's over by the lake.
00:50:41 Oh. Thanks.
00:50:44 I'll go and take another walk, then.
00:51:07 - Why did you bring him here?
00:51:09 He's an arsehole. If you're
00:51:12 - I'm not...
00:51:15 - He's nothing to me.
00:51:18 No, I'm not.
00:51:20 No, leave him.
00:51:22 I want to hear what he's got to say for himself.
00:51:25 Yeah, well... if you need us, we're here.
00:51:32 I'm like a shark, yeah?
00:51:36 And what does that mean?
00:51:38 I think... like if...
00:51:40 If I stop swimming... I'll die.
00:51:45 Can you smell something?
00:51:47 - Come on, now, Rose.
00:51:49 - Bullshit, that's what.
00:51:53 If a shark is cold-blooded, selfish
00:51:58 - well, then you're not far away.
00:52:01 Me? No. No, I think...
00:52:05 you're a lying, cheating scumbag,
00:52:09 and then disappeared without a word.
00:52:14 You're the lowest of the low, and I...
00:52:18 I don't know why I have you in the house.
00:52:21 I guess that's not very good, then.
00:52:24 No, Tom, it's not.
00:52:26 If you don't really know him,
00:52:30 Research. I'm a writer.
00:52:32 Well, I hope you're
00:52:35 - Unless it's a tragedy.
00:52:38 Nothing like that. I'm just
00:52:42 Looking for new ideas.
00:52:45 - He's a fucker, so watch yourself.
00:52:48 I mean, no. Obviously he's a complete shit, but...
00:52:53 You must really hate him.
00:52:54 Did you never get on?
00:52:56 I guess so.
00:52:58 He was brilliant when I was little.
00:53:01 Just filled up the place.
00:53:03 Like a big bear.
00:53:06 And then, when he left,
00:53:09 there was like a big hole where he'd been.
00:53:15 So... a writer, eh?
00:53:17 Anything I might've read?
00:53:20 Erm...
00:53:22 no. Not yet.
00:53:25 - One day.
00:53:41 Ah. Another?
00:53:52 - What the hell is that?
00:54:01 Is there no chance
00:54:03 Mum and Dad? No way!
00:54:06 ... around me
00:54:09 Inside I'm feelin', oh, so cold
00:54:13 Oh, yes...
00:54:15 So, tell me about London.
00:54:18 I don't see it.
00:54:21 Underground?
00:54:23 Er, yeah. I'm a tube driver too.
00:54:26 A writer who also drives a tube train, eh?
00:54:29 Very glamorous.
00:54:32 Yeah. That's right. It's all about a tube driver.
00:54:35 Handsome, comes to the Lake District,
00:54:39 who gives him a really fucking hard time,
00:54:42 Oh, yeah? How does it end?
00:54:45 Tragically.
00:54:47 Oh!
00:54:50 Hello, Paul's phone.
00:54:52 No, I'm sorry, he can't get to the phone
00:54:57 Oh... OK. Bye.
00:55:02 Some foreign bloke says he makes
00:55:06 - What's that all about?
00:55:10 He's a chef. Wants me to try a new recipe.
00:55:13 See? I don't know any fancy foreign chefs.
00:55:15 Don't tell me it's not exciting living in London.
00:55:18 It's not exciting living in London.
00:55:21 - Oh, come on. It must be.
00:55:23 It's like some huge ant hill
00:55:27 Millions of people just getting in
00:55:31 So, why don't you leave?
00:55:32 I'm trying, but it's hard. With money
00:55:38 Try living here.
00:55:39 Everybody knows you,
00:55:42 Nothing changes, nothing ever happens.
00:55:45 Their idea of a good time is getting
00:55:49 and then shag anyone who'll let them,
00:55:53 Now, that's being trapped.
00:55:56 To escaping.
00:55:58 To escaping.
00:55:59 And a big, fat win on the lottery.
00:56:07 - What?
00:56:10 What about Wicklow?
00:56:14 When you disgraced yourself
00:56:17 No, not that. The singing competition.
00:56:21 Oh, you were a star that night.
00:56:25 My Rosemary. First prize.
00:56:31 - Sing for me, Rose.
00:56:34 - Sing for me.
00:56:37 - Do you think I'm the Rose of feckin' Tralee?
00:56:40 I can't, Tommy. Jesus, it's been years.
00:56:43 Course you can. You've a gorgeous voice.
00:56:46 Please. For me.
00:56:54 Not like that. Do it properly.
00:56:57 Like you did in Wicklow.
00:56:59 Now, go on.
00:57:03 You're a menace, Tommy Cassidy.
00:57:11 Oh, please ne'er forget me...
00:57:16 ... Though the waves now lie o'er me
00:57:20 I was once young and pretty
00:57:24 And my spirit ran free
00:57:29 But destiny tore me
00:57:36 And from the dear land
00:57:39 I was never to see
00:57:43 A poor immigrant's daughter
00:57:46 Too frightened to know
00:57:49 She was leaving forever
00:57:53 The land of her soul
00:57:57 Now, that's all you're getting.
00:58:04 Beautiful.
00:58:08 - I can die a happy man now I've heard that.
00:58:12 Only the good die young.
00:58:18 - Quiet, isn't it?
00:58:21 - It's always quiet.
00:58:25 Yeah.
00:58:27 Where were you planning
00:58:30 Ah... You know...
00:58:33 I'll find somewhere.
00:58:35 I'll sleep in the car.
00:58:36 You know me. I can sleep on a rope.
00:58:41 You're a feckin' torment, Tommy.
00:58:44 Well, look at that sky. Look!
00:58:49 - There's a shooting star.
00:58:52 A satellite, yeah. I know. I was just checking.
00:58:57 I saw two shooting stars last night.
00:59:00 - # I wished on them...
00:59:03 It's wrong to wish on space hardware
00:59:06 I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care
00:59:10 I don't want to change the world
00:59:12 I'm not looking for a new England
00:59:15 I'm just looking for another girl
00:59:27 Thanks.
00:59:28 Come on. Let's get home.
00:59:48 No, Tommy.
00:59:50 - You smell gorgeous.
00:59:54 You know you love it.
00:59:57 It doesn't work anymore, Tom.
01:00:24 Shit. Ooh, shit!
01:00:54 Wait... Why me?
01:00:57 - 'Cause you're different.
01:01:00 My love, you got me spinning
01:01:04 Hot kiss, won't you tell me
01:01:08 My love, you got me spinning
01:01:11 Oh, Father! I pray to thee!
01:01:15 I got a man, so blind I can't see
01:01:20 I'm his favourite toy
01:01:23 Bang it up and down
01:01:27 "Oh, Tallulah," he said
01:01:30 "What's all that shakin'
01:01:40 ... My love, you got me spinning
01:01:43 Hot kiss, won't you tell me
01:01:48 My love, you got me spinning
01:01:51 You can't knock it, or rock it, or be-bop it
01:01:55 It's an itch you can't scratch
01:02:56 Oh... you're up.
01:02:59 I thought I'd bring you a cup of tea.
01:03:02 Er... come and sit down, Tom.
01:03:05 There's... something I'd better tell you.
01:03:12 I'm going to divorce you, Tommy...
01:03:16 ...'cause I want to get married again.
01:03:20 He's...
01:03:22 He's a good man.
01:03:24 He lives in the next village.
01:03:27 He's a plumber.
01:03:31 Oh, come on. You didn't think
01:03:36 Well, speak to me, then.
01:03:41 I'll bring this in to Frances.
01:03:44 She'll probably be glad of a cuppa.
01:04:01 - Frances, can I come in?
01:04:05 Oh, please. Hear me out, Frankie,
01:04:10 - Did you listen? I said no.
01:04:15 Here...
01:04:23 I don't know where to start. Er...
01:04:28 Maybe I should let you talk.
01:04:31 - and... and... and how I let you down.
01:04:35 Right, right. It's not my call. Er...
01:04:38 Erm... the thing is, Frances...
01:04:41 I hate meself for what I've done.
01:04:44 Much more than you ever could.
01:04:46 You know?
01:04:48 I know that doesn't change anything
01:04:54 All I want to say is...
01:05:00 I've been... a terrible father...
01:05:06 but... that doesn't mean I, er...
01:05:10 don't care or... feel...
01:05:21 What the fuck?
01:05:23 Jesus! You...
01:05:25 Get out! Get out!
01:05:27 - Get out of my room!
01:05:33 - Don't start!
01:05:37 He was in the bed!
01:05:38 I don't care, don't even...
01:05:46 - What do you mean?
01:05:58 Bastard. Oh... oh, fuck!
01:06:09 Come back, you little bastard!
01:06:12 I'll take a fucking bar to you!
01:06:15 Good morning, Father.
01:06:18 I'm gaining on you, you little fucker!
01:06:25 I'll rip your fucking head off,
01:06:27 Oh! Jesus Christ!
01:06:35 Tommy, let's just talk about this.
01:06:38 - Be reasonable.
01:06:40 I'll be very reasonable.
01:06:53 Ha!
01:06:56 I've got you now, you little shit.
01:07:04 - You're the one that said "seize the day!"
01:07:09 You weren't that bothered two days
01:07:13 Jesus... I could kill you!
01:07:16 Oh, fuck! Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!
01:07:19 Don't drop me! Please, don't drop me!
01:07:21 Me own fuckin' daughter!
01:07:31 What's so fucking funny?
01:07:34 You! Us! Life!
01:07:37 Life... huh? Is that what you call it?
01:07:41 Start leading one,
01:07:44 You're the one who's topping himself.
01:07:47 Like you give a fuck.
01:07:49 - You never even asked me why.
01:07:52 Think you're the only one who's ever
01:07:56 Life sometimes sucks and that's that,
01:07:59 but not all of us have so much
01:08:03 How the fuck would you know?
01:08:07 How the fuck would I know?
01:08:09 'Cause I'm standing on a bridge in the middle of
01:08:14 fighting a fat, old Irishman dressed in a kimono.
01:08:18 And all because his daughter hates him
01:08:30 Come on.
01:08:36 Budge up.
01:08:40 Come on, now.
01:08:49 Come on.
01:08:55 Here.
01:09:01 For fuck's sake.
01:09:07 Hey! Where are you going?
01:09:11 Eh, Paul, wait!
01:09:13 Wait, you fucker. Wait for me.
01:09:16 - You can forget about tomorrow.
01:09:18 - Find some other poor fucker. I won't be there.
01:09:22 - Fuck you!
01:09:30 Tommy, you're an arsehole.
01:09:40 Tommy?
01:09:43 That's so childish, mate.
01:09:45 That's... Tommy?
01:09:47 Tommy, mate. Tommy.
01:09:49 Oh, fuck. Don't do this to me, Tommy.
01:09:52 Tommy!
01:09:55 All up!
01:09:58 Don't let them see me like this.
01:10:02 - I'm serious.
01:10:26 He's in the hospital.
01:10:46 I'm off to see him now.
01:10:48 Well, I'm not going.
01:10:51 OK.
01:10:53 If he thinks having a
01:10:58 Well, he can think again.
01:11:02 Maybe you should go and see him.
01:11:05 - Why?
01:11:08 You never know when you'll see him again.
01:11:10 Like I care.
01:11:13 What if something happens?
01:11:16 What if it was the last time?
01:11:23 - I'll see you later.
01:11:26 - I will, I promise.
01:11:29 I mean, I don't want to.
01:11:33 Oh...
01:11:36 - OK.
01:11:53 Well. I'd better get off.
01:11:57 You'll call and let us know how he is?
01:12:01 You'll see that he's all right?
01:12:03 Look out for him?
01:12:06 - I hardly know him, really.
01:12:11 So say it.
01:12:17 All right. I promise.
01:12:40 Where the hell have you been?
01:12:42 - How's it going?
01:12:45 You have to stay in overnight for observation.
01:12:48 I'm not staying here all night.
01:12:52 You just had a suspected heart attack. Lie down.
01:12:55 Heart attack, me arse.
01:12:57 Just a touch of angina.
01:12:59 You're staying here.
01:13:01 What's it to you?
01:13:13 Please don't leave me here, Paul.
01:13:17 Please.
01:13:28 You stay here.
01:13:31 OK.
01:14:03 That everything you wanted to say to her?
01:14:06 Let's go.
01:14:34 - It's because you're ill, isn't it?
01:14:39 That you agreed to... You know.
01:14:42 I never heard of someone killing
01:14:46 But it's not, though, is it? It's not just angina.
01:14:53 So, what is it, then?
01:14:55 - What?
01:14:58 So, what, then?
01:14:59 It's terminal. That's all you need to know.
01:15:06 I don't want to die in some
01:15:10 surrounded by people dribbling
01:15:15 Whether I've got six months or six years,
01:15:21 It'll be shite.
01:15:24 Every day worse than the last.
01:15:28 I won't have it.
01:15:30 I'm going out when I say, not when
01:15:36 I'm a stubborn, selfish bastard.
01:15:39 I wanna choose when I die.
01:15:48 There are warnings of gales
01:15:53 Fisher, German Bight...
01:16:26 Change of plan.
01:16:29 Oh, look, Paul... no. Wait... listen...
01:16:37 - Eh! How are you?
01:16:40 It's not too loud, is it?
01:16:41 Not at all. I just figured,
01:16:45 ...I'm like a big shark. Shark. Yeah?
01:16:49 I stop swimming and die.
01:16:53 Oi, come on!
01:17:01 Hey! C'mon!
01:17:03 If I should fall from grace with God
01:17:07 If I'm buried beneath the sod
01:17:10 Let me go, boys
01:17:14 Let me go down in the mud
01:17:23 This land was always ours
01:17:26 It belongs to us and them
01:17:30 Let them go, boys
01:17:34 Let them go down in the mud
01:17:58 I should've come up before.
01:18:00 Paul, have you got the keys?
01:18:02 - You're not going yet, are you?
01:18:07 We've both got a big day tomorrow.
01:18:11 Don't tell me you've forgotten
01:18:16 I'll see you at six minutes past ten. All right?
01:18:21 - Goodnight. It was great.
01:18:23 Sweet dreams.
01:18:30 Tommy, wait.
01:18:33 - I can't do it.
01:18:36 - A deal's a deal.
01:18:38 - I promised Rosemary.
01:18:41 Nothing. She asked me to look out for you.
01:18:44 That's all I'm asking
01:18:47 And when you see me, don't stop.
01:18:50 That way, you're not breaking
01:19:11 Tell me, Paul...
01:19:13 What?
01:19:15 Why do you want me under your train?
01:19:24 It's just... I've had... two people
01:19:30 Jesus, you're a serial killer!
01:19:33 No. They weren't my fault.
01:19:35 They got this rule.
01:19:37 If you have three in a month,
01:19:41 Ten years' wages. Lump sum.
01:19:43 Mm...
01:19:45 What were you planning
01:19:49 - Buy more books?
01:19:52 Go and live in Scotland, on an island.
01:19:55 - Get away from everything.
01:19:57 Life in the fast lane get too much for you?
01:20:03 Youth is wasted on the young.
01:20:08 You know, somebody famous said that.
01:20:11 - What were you planning to do on this island?
01:20:15 Write? What about? You've had no life!
01:20:18 Anyway, it doesn't matter. I don't want it anymore.
01:20:21 I didn't know you before. You
01:20:26 We're friends. I think.
01:20:29 I don't want to do it.
01:20:32 It might not be to you, but it is to me.
01:20:34 I want some of that to go to Frances.
01:20:37 Ten grand.
01:20:41 Look, Paul, son.
01:20:44 If this weekend showed me anything,
01:20:47 it's that I want some good to come of my passing.
01:20:51 Now, if I jump from that bridge,
01:20:53 the only thing I would've left behind was
01:20:59 This way...
01:21:02 I get to give something to me little girl.
01:21:05 That's something I wasn't
01:21:11 And you'll get your money.
01:21:14 - Now that's how I want it.
01:21:19 I'm an idiot. I didn't think things through.
01:21:22 It seemed like a good idea at
01:21:26 I can't do it. I won't.
01:21:28 Do you know how many nights
01:21:32 How many times I've... climbed over
01:21:37 wanted to jump, wanted to end it all?
01:21:40 You want the truth?
01:21:43 The truth is... I'm a coward.
01:21:46 I'm fucking scared.
01:21:55 I need your help.
01:21:59 I need you to be there for me.
01:22:02 The only way I can do this
01:22:04 is if you help me.
01:22:08 You said we were friends. Mm?
01:22:13 Then help me to do this.
01:22:15 Please, Paul.
01:22:18 As my friend, all right?
01:22:29 A man from North London is in
01:22:33 to cook and eat his own body parts.
01:22:35 Believed to be a native Frenchman...
01:23:44 My dearest Frances...
01:23:48 ... I know you're angry and hurt. You don't
01:23:56 I don't want you to feel bad
01:23:59 I don't blame you at all.
01:24:03 I don't expect you to understand
01:24:07 I don't even understand them meself...
01:24:10 though me pals Arthur Guinness
01:24:15 Anyway...
01:24:17 I need you to know it was
01:24:23 I've been stupid, and selfish, and pig - headed.
01:24:28 I don't have much to show for me time...
01:24:33 And I couldn't ask for more.
01:24:37 Look after your mother.
01:24:40 You don't need me to tell you
01:24:43 Far too good for someone like me.
01:24:46 Tell her I'm pleased about
01:24:49 It's handy to have a man
01:24:52 She deserves a bit of happiness.
01:24:56 I know I was never the father
01:25:01 but you will always be my beautiful girl...
01:25:05 ... and I will always love you.
01:25:07 Always...
01:25:09 always...
01:25:11 always.
01:25:25 He still had six weeks in solitary.
01:25:26 If people don't respect
01:25:29 Anarchy, mob rule, and mice in your garibaldis.
01:25:32 What are you going on about? You think his
01:25:37 Mind you...
01:25:39 I think I can see a tunnel.
01:25:44 Ooh... Back already?
01:25:46 Ahh... there's your culprit.
01:25:48 - A bleedin' heart liberal like Paul.
01:25:51 Yeah, that's it. He's got the hump
01:25:54 and he's come down here
01:25:58 That's your man, Victor. He even looks guilty.
01:26:02 It was a joke. We were having a laugh.
01:26:04 What you talking about?
01:26:06 You know. The rule, the
01:26:09 - What about it?
01:26:14 I think he believed us.
01:26:17 You knew it was a joke...
01:26:19 a wind-up, didn't you?
01:26:22 What? You actually fell for it?
01:26:25 If it was true, everybody'd
01:26:29 You didn't believe us, did ya?
01:26:31 No. Course not.
01:26:33 You know what? Maybe it
01:27:46 This train is now ready to
01:28:42 Jesus, Tommy. No.
01:28:45 Please! No!
01:28:49 Train 208, is there a problem?
01:28:53 Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:28:57 A deal's a deal.
01:29:00 Come on, Paul. For God's sake, hurry up.
01:29:05 Train 208...
01:29:09 Come in, driver.
01:29:16 Driver 208. Animal on track.
01:29:28 Line clear. Proceeding now.
01:29:34 You stubborn, old bastard!
01:29:43 Deal's a deal.
01:29:51 "I will arise and go now
01:29:55 "And a small cabin build there,
01:29:58 "Nine bean rows will I have there,
01:30:01 "And live alone in the bee-loud glade.
01:30:05 "I shall have some peace there,
01:30:07 "Dropping from the veils of the morning
01:30:11 - "There midnight's all a glimmer...
01:30:14 "And evening full of the linnet's wings..."
01:32:09 When you're down and troubled
01:32:14 And you need a helping hand
01:32:20 And nothing, oh, nothing is going right
01:32:30 Close your eyes
01:32:32 And think of me
01:32:35 And soon I will be there
01:32:41 To brighten up even your darkest nights
01:32:50 You just call out my name
01:32:55 And you know wherever I am
01:33:00 I'll come running
01:33:05 To see you again...
01:33:10 Pack your bags.
01:33:14 ... If the sky above you
01:33:19 Should turn dark and full of clouds
01:33:24 And that old north wind
01:33:34 You just call out my name
01:33:39 And you know wherever I am
01:33:44 - # I'll come running
01:33:49 To see you again
01:33:55 You just call out my name
01:34:00 And I'll be there, yes, I will
01:34:05 You've got a friend
01:34:07 You've got a friend
01:34:10 You've got a friend
01:34:14 You've got a friend
01:34:15 Just call out my name
01:34:18 You've got a friend
01:34:20 You've got a friend
01:34:23 You've got a friend
01:34:28 You've got a friend
01:34:34 Somebody help me, yeah
01:34:37 Somebody help me now
01:34:41 Won't somebody tell me
01:34:47 When I was just a little boy
01:34:54 I had a girl
01:35:00 She didn't love me like I loved her
01:35:04 Now I know
01:35:07 Now I'm so lonesome on my own
01:35:14 Somebody help me now
01:35:17 Somebody help me, yeah
01:35:21 Somebody help me now
01:35:24 Somebody help me, yeah
01:35:27 Somebody help me now
01:35:29 Won't somebody tell me
01:35:32 What I've done wrong
01:35:35 All right...
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