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Ticket Pour L espace Un A Ticket to Space
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Critics Award, |
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Best actor, |
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Gold Medal |
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A TICKET TO OUTER SPACE |
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Somewhere in France in 2030 |
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Patrick, |
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I know you're a fine pilot, |
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but still... |
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Your mom and dad live here? |
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Captain, the press conference |
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500 reporters |
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We're live on CNN at 8.50PM, |
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Paris Match is here for you. |
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Enjoy your interview! |
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Hello. |
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Please. |
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Can we start? |
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In 2 days, |
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Your name will be in history books. |
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How did it all start? |
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Because of this. |
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What is it? |
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Heard of A Ticket to Outer Space? |
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No. |
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It was early in the century, in 2005. |
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The economy wasn't doing well. |
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The French people |
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wasted money on space research. |
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The opposition party wanted to end |
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the whole French space program! |
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Then the government had an idea. |
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Hi, I'm Jean-Philippe, an astronaut. |
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Wanna go to outer space? |
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Now, thanks to |
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your dream can come true! |
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Hi, I'm Michelle. He's right. |
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Tomorrow, in all |
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you can buy |
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Scratch! |
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You may be one of the 2 winners |
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to our orbital station! |
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Ready to board? |
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"A Ticket to Outer Space". |
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There, Prime Minister. |
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Tomorrow, it runs |
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All France will flip |
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Werburger, think it'll work? |
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Prime Minister, |
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To preserve our budget |
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We want French taxpayers |
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Right! |
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The only solution is to involve them! |
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Hence this game. They'll love it! |
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Our main idea, Prime Minister, |
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is that grassroots France, |
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also has the right to be up there. |
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That's good, Werburger! |
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It's fine, but count me out! |
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I refuse |
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Why, Beaulieu? |
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It's vulgar marketing. |
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Beaulieu... |
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I'm sorry, sir. |
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To ants were giants, |
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but in outer space, |
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Prime Minister! Gentlemen! |
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So much for |
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What do you mean? |
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Col. Beaulieus |
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His name made the mission popular. |
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You don't run a tight ship! |
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Sir, |
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I know Col. Beaulieu well. |
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I know how to convince him. |
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"A Ticket to Outer Space" |
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Tomorrow, 27 million tickets |
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Who will be the 2 heroes? |
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Only on the departure day |
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who the 2 lucky civilians are. |
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This game of chance |
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that the French tenor |
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recorded a song |
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"They'll be blasted in a rocket |
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Respect your orders. |
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All together now... |
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Rochette! |
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Professor! |
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Your experiments |
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Colonel, some day my sheep |
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They're notjust balls of wool. |
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Nor are they woolly balls. |
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Speaking of woolly balls, |
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OK, Rochette. |
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Move! |
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Hi. |
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Welcome |
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Cardoux, we're proud to have you. |
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You're a star of corporate shows. |
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My pleasure. |
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Whats Bill Gates like? |
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Your resumé says you did |
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Oh, sure. |
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So how is he? |
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Hes very... |
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Very good at math. |
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I thought so. But how does he? |
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So, brief me. |
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It's Scolcos 10th birthday. |
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We're tops in fire-extinguishers. |
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Our whole workforce |
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You could start with a sketch |
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I've roughed out a text, |
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You embellish it. |
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Liven it up. |
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No problem! |
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I get it. |
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You'll never forget |
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I'm sorry. |
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What else can I say... I'm sorry. |
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I did that for Bic, |
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The fire stayed in the trash can. |
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Your extinguisher isn't very handy... |
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Get out of here! |
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Happy birthday, anyway. |
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Hi, I'm Stéphane Cardoux, |
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It's about your film |
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Did I get the part? |
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The part of the troubadour. |
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Really? |
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OK, too bad. |
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No, it's a shame. |
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Because I'd started |
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Hi, this is Claude Lelouch. |
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What a shoot! |
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How did I wind up |
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I hope it plays in France, so you can |
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I'm a shepherd. |
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He's weird, he has an intricate mind. |
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I'll ask for a cassette. |
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But if it's like |
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You have a message. |
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Hi, this is Claude Lelouch. |
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It's a message |
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I'd like to meet you |
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Call me soonest |
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See Isa, it just takes patience! |
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Stéphane... |
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The number Claude Lelouch left |
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He has the same number as us? |
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Last time you pretended |
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Listen, Isabelle. |
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No, I've had enough of your lies! |
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What lies? |
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You don't act in movies. |
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What? I ate with Francis Huster |
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You're a congenital liar! |
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When you sold the bike store |
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Why dont you trust me now? |
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Why don't you tell me the truth! |
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Where's the Stéphane I knew? |
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He's still here, and he loves you. |
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I'm not sure I still love him. |
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I need to think. |
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HQ of Tickets to Outer Space |
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Guard magazine |
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Hello? |
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I can't hear you, I'm coming. |
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We're closed, sir. |
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Outer Space gigs here? |
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They've gone home, sir. |
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I work for Guard magazine. |
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I came to interview Rod Martin. |
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Really? |
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The France-Germany soccer game |
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The Kraut goalie slugged a Frenchie: |
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I quit pastry cooking, |
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Thanks Rod, it was real interesting. |
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Got a clean uniform? |
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Sorry? |
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I'll change in the locker-room. |
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I'll take some photos of the offices. |
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But don't touch anything! |
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Connection to central computer. |
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Where is he? |
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No entry. |
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Entry granted |
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Find winning ticket. |
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Sports Café, Bordeaux |
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There... |
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You look cool. |
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Fine. |
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We'll go down to the lobby. |
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Hugo? |
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Hugo, you there? |
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Bultor to Zorgax! |
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Move it, Zorgax. Queen Moluxa |
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I know, you don't want go |
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But I promised |
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Dad, |
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how will you get by all alone? |
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Here. |
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It was for your birthday. |
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Thanks, Zorgax. |
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Dad? |
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Who's Claude Lelouch? |
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Don't worry, you'll be fine. |
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I'll call you. |
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You'll change your mind! |
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Bye, fella! |
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I knew it! |
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FOR RENT |
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I want some Space tickets. |
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How many? |
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Revenge is sweet |
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1 shuttle... |
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2 shuttles... |
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Brittany Folk Club |
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Change partners! |
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Leaving? |
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Sorry. I'm due back |
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Bye! |
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I remind you. |
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the 2 winners of |
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Beaulieu. |
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Georges, Romain, or Christine? |
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Pupil verification. |
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Digital verification. |
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Spittle verification. |
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Testicular verification. |
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Welcome, Col. Beaulieu. |
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Yes, hello. |
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Colonel! |
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Capt. Le Guilvinec, you look well. |
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Thanks. |
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Let me guess. |
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You went on leave to Brittany? |
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You haven't aged. |
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I was gone a week. |
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Your house coming along? |
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We're not done yet. |
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Is he your fiancé? |
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He has time now: |
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So, we finished the roofing. |
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I'll do the floor next month, |
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Hes your? |
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No, my brother-in-law. |
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We'd be done if Joël hadn't... |
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Joël's your boyfriend? |
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Yes... Actually, no. |
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We broke up. |
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Was the NASA seminar interesting? |
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Yes, we agreed with Russia, |
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that walking on the sun |
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All that money was spent, |
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all those men, women and animals |
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The little mice, little cats... |
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Yes, Captain. |
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That's space research, |
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But it's not a silly game |
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You still wont go? |
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I have a code of honor. |
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I'll never change my mind! |
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That's you, Colonel. |
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I respect you for it. |
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Why? |
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I'm taking the civilians into space. |
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Werburger named me |
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Colonel, |
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I'm afraid I had to take a decision. |
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I replaced you. |
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By whom? |
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Col. Chaussard. |
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Who? |
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Col. Chaussard! |
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There's no Chaussard on the base. |
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He doesn't exist? |
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Maybe... |
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Let me think... |
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OK, you're in command. |
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Of the Noah mission. |
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I have to cancel Chaussard. |
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No, he doesn't exist. |
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Hugo, my son, my battle. |
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I met your mom on a Wednesday. |
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Your premature birth |
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On a Wednesday, I learned that |
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Thanks to you, |
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last Wednesday |
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Could Wednesday |
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That space trip is my big chance |
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to show your mom |
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I love you, son. |
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And I remain, yours faithfully. |
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Signed. Dad. |
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PS. Don't tell your mom |
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Hello, Mr. Yonis. |
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I'm Simon Werburger, |
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In the name of France, |
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Thanks... Hello, Colonel Beaulieu. |
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Have we met? |
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I saw you on TV last week. |
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Who's this charming soldier? |
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Capt. Soizic Le Guilvinec. |
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Hello. |
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Yes... Hi. |
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And professor Chor... |
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Shit! |
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Bye-bye perfume samples. |
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Doesn't matter. |
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Hi, Mr. Cardoux. |
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In the name of France, welcome. |
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You're the other winner? |
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Stéphane Cardoux. I'm easy going. |
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Mr. Cardoux, |
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Hi, Madame. |
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And Colonel Beaulieu. |
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The shuttles pilot. |
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How do I set my watch for up there? |
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Let's get this clear, Cardoux. |
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Before going up there, |
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Start by passing them! |
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Let's go! |
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Yonis: 120/70. |
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Cardoux: 170/20. |
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Sorry, pal. |
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Name the planets |
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Well... |
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Mercury, Venus, Earth, |
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Uranus, Neptune, Pluto. |
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The Moon... |
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The Earth? |
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The Moon... |
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You afraid of a void? |
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What should I avoid? |
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No, I said of a void. |
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I said: You afraid of a void? |
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Sorry... |
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Don't worry, I'm not... voidophobic. |
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OK. All's fine so far. |
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Raising my arm is tough, |
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The gravity machine |
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OK! |
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This is a pre-flight diagram. |
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The dark red line is the thrust, |
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which is 25% at takeoff. |
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The other line is the emergency path, |
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that I hope we wont need! |
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Any questions? |
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If you pass, youll be on Noahs |
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orbital station, with Prof. Rochette. |
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Whos he? |
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The finest French |
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He takes animals into space |
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We'll be up there 15 days. |
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I'm sure of that, Colonel. |
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Yes, sea-snails do it, too! |
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I knew it. See you later. |
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Later. |
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But Colonel... |
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May I? |
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Bravo for your course |
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'Im a beginner, and I got it all. |
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Thanks. |
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I was torn: |
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I love teaching. |
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It shows. |
| 00:25:09 |
How so? |
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Heard of culino-psychology? |
| 00:25:14 |
Peoples plates are revealing. |
| 00:25:17 |
Your hard-boiled egg |
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Means you love your parents. |
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Your broccoli is a mini Taj-Mahal. |
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Means you don't like harming kids. |
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No, I don't. That's true. |
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Your French fries point northwest. |
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To Brittany! |
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How could you be so right? |
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Please, Colonel. |
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You're psy-culino sensitive. |
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Please, give me another chance. |
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Cardoux, you're not up to it. |
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You're not made for space. |
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I can't risk taking you with us. |
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Yonis will be |
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You're made for... |
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OK, don't bother. |
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I got it. |
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Computer synchronized |
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with navigation device. |
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Give me your 3 wishes: |
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Change my dad back from a toad! |
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Show me the forest of diamonds! |
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Make me Princess Goldenhair! |
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Hold it! |
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You act like shit! |
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Like shit! |
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First your voice! |
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I told you to project your voice, |
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Then, where's your emotion? |
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You don't believe what you're saying! |
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My kingdom for a horse! |
| 00:26:54 |
OK, some audiences won't get it. |
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So think of Stanislavski. |
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And do the scene like Vitez, go on! |
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Sir? |
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Who's Vitez? |
| 00:27:05 |
Look, if you don't know that... |
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Hugo? |
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You said youd be in outer space. |
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It's too hard. |
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I flunked 1rst grade once, |
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When I tell you to study hard, |
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Hugo, we're off again! |
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Go on! |
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Last summer at the pool, |
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You said: Where there's a will, |
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And I did. |
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I cant understand a thing you say! |
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Now I'll put some gravel |
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Let's go! |
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FLUNKED! |
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2998... |
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2999... |
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3000... |
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You, here? |
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Cant: Flight practice. |
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Take me along! |
| 00:29:13 |
No, into space! |
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You have no right to dump me! |
| 00:29:21 |
Here I have every right! |
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For instance... |
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To park your jet on a spot |
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That's a dumb question! |
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Gotcha, Colonel. |
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Listen... |
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If you dump me, I'll tell the press |
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You are shit! |
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Took me years to be an astronaut! |
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You want to be a hero overnight? |
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Not a hero. |
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Just a man. |
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To wow his son born prematurely |
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My honor says you're not coming, |
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I won't change my mind! |
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I never saw anyone so motivated. |
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Sure, he's not very valiant. |
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But deep down, |
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I'm for giving a chance |
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can move mountains, |
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and sprout wings. |
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We agree, Captain. |
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He's coming with us. |
| 00:30:25 |
I think he should come with us. |
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I just said it. |
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But it's what I just said. |
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Men, as you know, |
| 00:30:46 |
I expect the best from you. |
| 00:30:48 |
It's not any old mission. |
| 00:30:50 |
It's taking, for the first time, |
| 00:30:52 |
French civilians |
| 00:30:56 |
but it's also the last mission |
| 00:31:03 |
I'm retiring at the end of the month. |
| 00:31:07 |
My wife and I are opening |
| 00:31:11 |
Please visit us, |
| 00:31:14 |
I'm very proud to have been |
| 00:31:19 |
Our team always coped |
| 00:31:23 |
Like the time the booster engine |
| 00:31:26 |
of a Hercules 3 rocket broke off |
| 00:31:29 |
and landed on a nudist colony. |
| 00:31:34 |
But all thats past, |
| 00:31:36 |
it's a great day |
| 00:31:39 |
Live up to it! |
| 00:32:29 |
Mom, come look! |
| 00:33:09 |
I'll say it again. |
| 00:33:10 |
You'll activate the ignition after |
| 00:33:15 |
The rocket. |
| 00:33:17 |
No, the rockets over there! |
| 00:33:20 |
On the yellow button. |
| 00:33:23 |
Know what a button is? |
| 00:33:26 |
It's like my belly button! |
| 00:33:30 |
There you go. |
| 00:33:31 |
Verifying shuttle AOK. |
| 00:33:33 |
Shuttle AOK. |
| 00:33:35 |
Cross-verification shuttle AOK. |
| 00:33:38 |
Shuttle AOK. |
| 00:33:39 |
I copy you. |
| 00:33:40 |
You civilians are on a TVhook-up. |
| 00:33:42 |
Speak now, France is listening. |
| 00:33:46 |
Go ahead, Cardoux. |
| 00:33:48 |
I'm too moved for my own words. |
| 00:33:50 |
So I'll quote those |
| 00:33:55 |
To play well, you need good lungs, |
| 00:33:58 |
but having a good trumpet helps. |
| 00:34:02 |
Yonis. |
| 00:34:03 |
I'm proud to be along. |
| 00:34:06 |
he's not forgotten. He'll understand. |
| 00:34:09 |
Thanks, gentlemen. |
| 00:34:10 |
Everything fine? Shuttle AOK? |
| 00:34:13 |
Shuttle AOK. Countdown started. |
| 00:34:15 |
No, wait! Theres an odd noise |
| 00:34:19 |
Sounds like an orc. |
| 00:34:21 |
A wounded orc. Listen. |
| 00:34:27 |
An orc? |
| 00:34:28 |
It's Willy! We must save Willy! |
| 00:34:31 |
What's going on? |
| 00:34:35 |
You'll have red eyes on that one. |
| 00:34:37 |
Werburger, don't worry. |
| 00:34:41 |
45... 44... 43... |
| 00:34:46 |
Sorry. |
| 00:34:48 |
Hi, this is Stéphane Cardoux, |
| 00:34:52 |
I'll get back as soon as possible. |
| 00:35:08 |
BK 9? |
| 00:35:10 |
BK 9? |
| 00:35:11 |
Yes. BK 9. |
| 00:35:12 |
13... 12... 11... |
| 00:35:24 |
Ignition! |
| 00:36:05 |
Switch to autopilot. |
| 00:36:09 |
Eject motor 1 and booster! |
| 00:36:12 |
Cross confirmation. |
| 00:36:18 |
Lift-off successful. |
| 00:36:20 |
Shuttle AOK! |
| 00:36:23 |
Rocket! |
| 00:37:02 |
Yep... |
| 00:37:04 |
Corsica's pretty big. |
| 00:37:08 |
Thats Africa. |
| 00:37:10 |
In Africa, |
| 00:37:14 |
OK, Rochette. |
| 00:37:16 |
Shuttle here. |
| 00:37:20 |
Switching to autopilot. |
| 00:37:22 |
Permission granted. |
| 00:37:24 |
Go ahead, Lieutenant. |
| 00:37:26 |
Hi, Enrico. |
| 00:37:27 |
Hello Captain, hello Commander |
| 00:37:31 |
But it's... |
| 00:37:32 |
Enrico, the crooner. |
| 00:37:35 |
He's a pal of our press officer. |
| 00:37:38 |
Cute, no? |
| 00:37:39 |
Shuttle AOK, commander. |
| 00:37:41 |
Thanks, Enrico. |
| 00:37:54 |
This way, men. |
| 00:37:58 |
Lock unlocked. |
| 00:38:00 |
Optimum pressure. |
| 00:38:03 |
100% oxygen. |
| 00:38:05 |
Station AOK. |
| 00:38:11 |
Door, Enrico! |
| 00:38:13 |
Welcome to our orbital station. |
| 00:38:23 |
You did a greatjob. |
| 00:38:25 |
My heart was pounding! |
| 00:38:30 |
Tell me... |
| 00:38:31 |
You promise to save Willy. |
| 00:38:33 |
Sure I will. |
| 00:38:34 |
Sir, can I have a word with you? |
| 00:38:37 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:38:40 |
I cant find the shuttles |
| 00:38:43 |
It's gone! |
| 00:38:47 |
Poushy... |
| 00:38:50 |
How long have you worked here? |
| 00:38:52 |
3 years. |
| 00:38:54 |
180 lbs. |
| 00:38:56 |
It's the total weight |
| 00:39:01 |
Do me a favor: |
| 00:39:06 |
youd better find it! |
| 00:39:10 |
It's really big! |
| 00:39:11 |
Wait! 4 miles of corridors, |
| 00:39:15 |
Really? |
| 00:39:16 |
Must cost a fortune to heat. |
| 00:39:21 |
You have a strange sneeze. |
| 00:39:23 |
Just like someone I knew well. |
| 00:39:25 |
Who was that? |
| 00:39:27 |
My former partner. He was weird. |
| 00:39:30 |
A weird partner? |
| 00:39:32 |
Yes. |
| 00:39:33 |
Enrico, door! |
| 00:39:35 |
Wanted to be an astronaut. |
| 00:39:38 |
Watch the step. |
| 00:39:43 |
For our first dinner, |
| 00:39:47 |
Pancakes. |
| 00:39:49 |
Thanks for the surprise. Can I help? |
| 00:39:52 |
No, I'll help her peel the ham. |
| 00:39:54 |
Because I'm really overworked. |
| 00:39:57 |
Colonel, may I ask you... |
| 00:39:59 |
About... |
| 00:40:09 |
You know... |
| 00:40:15 |
Zero gravity. |
| 00:40:17 |
Why aren't we in zero gravity? |
| 00:40:20 |
You good at Physics? |
| 00:40:21 |
Yeah, OK. |
| 00:40:22 |
Zero gravity |
| 00:40:26 |
By changing |
| 00:40:29 |
of inherent pull in V3 + V4, |
| 00:40:31 |
we get the formula P-1 = V/5, |
| 00:40:34 |
Our weight equals |
| 00:40:37 |
as in the formula V-4+S = VT-2, |
| 00:40:42 |
so up here we weigh the same |
| 00:40:45 |
Total crap! |
| 00:40:46 |
Real astronaut |
| 00:40:48 |
My grandma's recipe, a Breton lady |
| 00:40:51 |
who taught me her knowhow |
| 00:40:55 |
She still around? |
| 00:40:56 |
Yes. Jailed for hashish dealing. |
| 00:41:01 |
Anyway, Captain, they're... |
| 00:41:04 |
Same here. |
| 00:41:06 |
Thanks. |
| 00:41:10 |
Professor... |
| 00:41:12 |
What will you test on these animals? |
| 00:41:14 |
Like on the gobbler? |
| 00:41:16 |
Teddy? On Earth, he cant fly. |
| 00:41:18 |
In the space, I think he can. |
| 00:41:21 |
What's the point? |
| 00:41:28 |
The royal eagle is above all |
| 00:41:31 |
a fine glider, |
| 00:41:32 |
with it's broad upward tilted wings |
| 00:41:35 |
and long feathers spread at the tip |
| 00:41:38 |
like fingers. |
| 00:41:40 |
As an actor, |
| 00:41:42 |
Talkies in general. |
| 00:41:44 |
What was your last movie? |
| 00:41:46 |
Lord Of The Rings. |
| 00:41:48 |
I played an arms-dealer... |
| 00:41:51 |
who dealt arms. |
| 00:41:54 |
But the role was cut. |
| 00:41:56 |
Pity. It was a tough shoot, |
| 00:41:59 |
Was New Zealand pretty? |
| 00:42:01 |
Not bad. It's new. |
| 00:42:05 |
Did you go to Old Zealand? |
| 00:42:07 |
No, we had the wrong boots. |
| 00:42:12 |
Yours is a fine job, Mr Cardoux. |
| 00:42:14 |
I did some amateur acting |
| 00:42:18 |
What are you up to? |
| 00:42:21 |
We're in space. Put it away. |
| 00:42:23 |
I've got a signal. |
| 00:42:24 |
My brother-in-law doctored it. |
| 00:42:28 |
Communication to Earth activated. |
| 00:42:30 |
Evening, everyone. |
| 00:42:32 |
I'll read you the message |
| 00:42:34 |
of congratulations |
| 00:42:37 |
"Bravo... |
| 00:42:40 |
"It's dandy. |
| 00:42:42 |
"Signed. The President of France." |
| 00:42:46 |
Night! See you tomorrow. |
| 00:43:53 |
Hi! |
| 00:43:55 |
Am I intruding? |
| 00:43:56 |
Not at all. But you scared me. |
| 00:43:59 |
Sorry, I couldnt get to sleep. |
| 00:44:01 |
Always, your first night in space. |
| 00:44:07 |
I wanted to ask you... |
| 00:44:09 |
My sausage pancake |
| 00:44:13 |
What does it mean? |
| 00:44:15 |
Fully buried? |
| 00:44:17 |
I think so. |
| 00:44:19 |
Means you're romantic. |
| 00:44:22 |
Too much so. A real pushover. |
| 00:44:26 |
Like how? |
| 00:44:27 |
Men take advantage of me. |
| 00:44:29 |
You? |
| 00:44:30 |
When I was 16, |
| 00:44:33 |
Took him a month |
| 00:44:37 |
And our love was impossible. |
| 00:44:40 |
I've suffered too much. |
| 00:44:44 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:44:46 |
There was some egg yolk |
| 00:44:49 |
Means you'll find true love. |
| 00:44:59 |
Soizic, I have to... Captain... |
| 00:45:05 |
Go for it, Beaulieu! |
| 00:45:09 |
From here, |
| 00:45:12 |
Suppose there's a fire, |
| 00:45:16 |
All the rooms have USB slots. |
| 00:45:18 |
You can control the station |
| 00:45:22 |
But you need the password. |
| 00:45:24 |
And only Beaulieu has that. |
| 00:45:27 |
No, I know it too. |
| 00:45:28 |
I coined it. |
| 00:45:32 |
Can't be easy to coin a password... |
| 00:45:34 |
You just pick something simple. |
| 00:45:37 |
Like what, in this case? |
| 00:45:39 |
I cant tell you. |
| 00:45:45 |
It's totally forbidden. |
| 00:45:52 |
Captain... Soizic... |
| 00:45:54 |
I was going to ask you |
| 00:45:59 |
What I wanted to ask... |
| 00:46:01 |
Hi, Colonel. |
| 00:46:02 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:46:04 |
What did you want to ask? |
| 00:46:09 |
Just... |
| 00:46:12 |
Sure I will. |
| 00:46:14 |
Yonis, go back to your cabin. |
| 00:46:18 |
Evening, Soizic... Colonel. |
| 00:46:21 |
Captain, verify |
| 00:46:25 |
All of them? |
| 00:46:26 |
All of them. Thats an order! |
| 00:47:07 |
Access Code |
| 00:47:11 |
Sugar pancakes. |
| 00:47:16 |
Jam pancakes. |
| 00:47:19 |
Chocolate pancakes. |
| 00:47:29 |
Toothpaste pancakes. |
| 00:47:33 |
I can't tell you. |
| 00:47:42 |
Totally forbidden. |
| 00:47:51 |
Changing orbital position. |
| 00:47:54 |
Changing orbital position. |
| 00:48:00 |
Race you to the shower! |
| 00:48:03 |
Enrico, what's going on? |
| 00:48:04 |
If I knew, I'd tell you, Colonel. |
| 00:48:06 |
Captain? |
| 00:48:11 |
Enrico, |
| 00:48:13 |
Impossible. Shuttle control |
| 00:48:17 |
Captain, call the base! |
| 00:48:19 |
Orbital station control unit! |
| 00:48:22 |
Shuttle all fouled up! |
| 00:48:27 |
Try the emergency frequency! |
| 00:48:39 |
Help! |
| 00:48:53 |
No answer. |
| 00:49:05 |
Im busy. |
| 00:49:08 |
One second. Im coming. |
| 00:49:15 |
What is it? |
| 00:49:16 |
There's a problem with the station. |
| 00:49:21 |
Poushy! |
| 00:49:27 |
You? You? |
| 00:49:28 |
Dunno... |
| 00:49:31 |
We cant make contact with them. |
| 00:49:33 |
I get a message: |
| 00:49:35 |
Me too! |
| 00:49:37 |
My calculations say |
| 00:49:45 |
What? |
| 00:49:47 |
This isn't my doing! |
| 00:49:53 |
Alexander has vanished. |
| 00:49:55 |
Who? |
| 00:49:56 |
Mr. Yonis. |
| 00:49:59 |
I offended him. He must be sulking. |
| 00:50:02 |
For unexplained reasons, |
| 00:50:06 |
We've lost contact with the Earth. |
| 00:50:11 |
I doubt it, Colonel. |
| 00:50:14 |
I control the station now. |
| 00:50:16 |
Can he do that? |
| 00:50:17 |
This is for the government |
| 00:50:20 |
Col. Beaulieu, |
| 00:50:32 |
Guerin! |
| 00:50:34 |
Fantomas! |
| 00:50:37 |
My real name is Alexander Guerin. |
| 00:50:43 |
I said we'd meet again. |
| 00:50:45 |
Colonel, sir! |
| 00:50:50 |
November 18, 1983 |
| 00:51:01 |
Bless you. |
| 00:51:06 |
You flew fast today. |
| 00:51:08 |
The what? |
| 00:51:11 |
My chick got it in Japan. It's great! |
| 00:51:13 |
You can walk around with music! |
| 00:51:20 |
You have a white hair. |
| 00:51:23 |
And I'm only 21, I don't get it. |
| 00:51:26 |
In a week, we'll be |
| 00:51:29 |
You realize, my boyhood dream! |
| 00:51:32 |
We just heard they arrested |
| 00:51:36 |
who terrorized |
| 00:51:39 |
His name is Bernard Guerin. |
| 00:51:42 |
He's accused of killing |
| 00:51:46 |
He followed his victims |
| 00:51:49 |
then dressed them in the clothes |
| 00:51:54 |
That's why he was called |
| 00:51:58 |
Sports now, |
| 00:52:01 |
You can't do that! |
| 00:52:03 |
Sit down! |
| 00:52:07 |
Your brothers arrest |
| 00:52:11 |
It may affect |
| 00:52:15 |
I deserve to be an astronaut. |
| 00:52:19 |
Ask Beaulieu, he trained me. |
| 00:52:24 |
Romain! |
| 00:52:27 |
I don't know what to say. |
| 00:52:30 |
Your brothers Public Enemy n:1. |
| 00:52:33 |
Our 1st astronaut |
| 00:52:36 |
My brother isn't mad. |
| 00:52:40 |
Who knows, some day, |
| 00:52:44 |
you may divert a rocket, |
| 00:52:47 |
Sir, if I may say so, |
| 00:52:50 |
Alexanders a nice kid. |
| 00:52:53 |
I'll decide that! |
| 00:52:55 |
Guerin, you wont go to outer space. |
| 00:52:58 |
But considering your service... |
| 00:53:01 |
Record? |
| 00:53:02 |
Record, thanks. |
| 00:53:03 |
You can stay on as a clerk |
| 00:53:08 |
With your pay and meal vouchers. |
| 00:53:14 |
No, Alexander. |
| 00:53:26 |
I decide! |
| 00:53:30 |
You destroyed my life. |
| 00:53:33 |
You, Beaulieu, didn't back me up. |
| 00:53:36 |
Now, I'm holding the cards. |
| 00:53:38 |
Listen to me! |
| 00:53:40 |
My brother's in |
| 00:53:43 |
Free him! |
| 00:53:45 |
I want to speak to him, |
| 00:53:48 |
You have 1 hour to reach him! |
| 00:53:55 |
Poushy. Call the President! |
| 00:53:58 |
Colonel, it's just a test, right? |
| 00:54:01 |
Find him, tell him he's not nice, |
| 00:54:04 |
We'll play gin, |
| 00:54:07 |
The stations huge, |
| 00:54:10 |
I'm sure we can parley. |
| 00:54:13 |
Shut up, you crazy dyke! |
| 00:54:16 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:54:18 |
Enrico, download |
| 00:54:21 |
Yes, Commander. |
| 00:54:24 |
It's OK. They're going to free him. |
| 00:54:28 |
They're going to free him, it's OK. |
| 00:55:00 |
Wait, look! |
| 00:55:01 |
Neutralizing the energy stations |
| 00:55:03 |
in sections A, B and C, |
| 00:55:06 |
lowers the sequential fields, |
| 00:55:08 |
restoring control... |
| 00:55:10 |
OK, Rochette. |
| 00:55:16 |
Wait, look! |
| 00:55:18 |
Neutralizing the energy stations |
| 00:55:20 |
in sections A, B and C, |
| 00:55:22 |
lowers the sequential fields, |
| 00:55:26 |
Well, Captain? |
| 00:55:29 |
A very good idea, Colonel. |
| 00:55:32 |
What, Rochette? |
| 00:55:38 |
Think I'm a beginner, Beaulieu? |
| 00:55:40 |
If you try anything, |
| 00:55:43 |
I'll depressurate, I'll depressify... |
| 00:55:46 |
I'll depressu... One second... |
| 00:55:48 |
I'll depress |
| 00:55:54 |
If you try anything, |
| 00:55:56 |
I'll depressurize the station. |
| 00:56:15 |
For France and Charlemagne! |
| 00:56:18 |
Long live Charlemagne! |
| 00:56:20 |
Down with Ninjas! |
| 00:56:40 |
OK, he's coming out. |
| 00:56:44 |
Minister, Bernard Guerin is free. |
| 00:56:49 |
He's stopped. |
| 00:57:12 |
Yes, Minister, that's correct. |
| 00:57:15 |
A fireball shot from a catapult. |
| 00:57:18 |
Cut! You can print it. |
| 00:57:21 |
Next well do the scene |
| 00:57:23 |
between Charlemagne |
| 00:57:32 |
Mrs. Cardoux? |
| 00:57:35 |
Still no news |
| 00:57:37 |
with it's 2 civilian members. |
| 00:57:40 |
Colonel, can I talk to you? |
| 00:57:43 |
Come in. |
| 00:57:45 |
I packed my things. |
| 00:57:49 |
When are you taking me home? |
| 00:57:52 |
I'm bored with this! I want out! |
| 00:57:55 |
Have a seat and calm down. |
| 00:57:57 |
When they free Yoniss brother, |
| 00:58:01 |
And if they dont? |
| 00:58:04 |
You got a plan? |
| 00:58:07 |
Right! You don't belong here! |
| 00:58:09 |
You belong in a 2 star hotel |
| 00:58:11 |
with archery contests |
| 00:58:14 |
You know the Hotel Oasis? |
| 00:58:17 |
You're a tiresome idiot! |
| 00:58:19 |
I said space is no place |
| 00:58:23 |
I won a contest... |
| 00:58:26 |
Yes. Respect me, as I respect you! |
| 00:58:29 |
Get me back to my planet! |
| 00:58:31 |
I want to see my wife and son. |
| 00:58:33 |
Space agency technicians are still |
| 00:58:37 |
"The situation isn't hopeless", |
| 00:58:40 |
according to |
| 00:58:43 |
"No, the situation isn't hopeless." |
| 00:58:48 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:58:50 |
Hi, Hugo. |
| 00:58:51 |
You OK? |
| 00:58:53 |
Don't worry, we have a big problem, |
| 00:58:56 |
we can't reach the Earth. |
| 00:59:00 |
so I'll be back earlier. |
| 00:59:02 |
What is it? |
| 00:59:06 |
He's behind me? |
| 00:59:08 |
Give me your phone. |
| 00:59:13 |
Hugo, where are you? |
| 00:59:25 |
A catapult, that's right. |
| 00:59:28 |
Listen, Colonel, |
| 00:59:30 |
you must find Guerin |
| 00:59:34 |
Seeing how grave things are, |
| 00:59:39 |
B 716? No one has... |
| 00:59:41 |
It's our only chance. |
| 00:59:44 |
And if it fails? |
| 00:59:45 |
Then you know what to do. |
| 00:59:49 |
Yes, you do! |
| 00:59:51 |
Beaulieu, you know! |
| 00:59:53 |
No, I don't. |
| 00:59:56 |
If it fails, you autodes... |
| 00:59:58 |
If it fails, you autodes... Sorry. |
| 01:00:02 |
Suzette is subject to... |
| 01:00:05 |
Suzette is subject to seizures... |
| 01:00:07 |
You autodestroy the station! |
| 01:00:09 |
Got that, Colonel? |
| 01:00:14 |
Now what do I do? |
| 01:00:18 |
Poushy, Yonis will call... |
| 01:00:21 |
Guerin will call in 15 minutes. |
| 01:00:24 |
Find a solution! |
| 01:00:26 |
Dontjust sit there! |
| 01:00:33 |
I feel sick, I'll fog up things. |
| 01:00:37 |
Stay there! |
| 01:00:38 |
Why me? |
| 01:00:40 |
I don't like procedure B 716. |
| 01:00:42 |
Use Rochette, he's been idle. |
| 01:00:44 |
Calm down. You ate beside Yonis? |
| 01:00:48 |
Slip this transmitter |
| 01:00:50 |
into his right pocket. |
| 01:00:52 |
There. The right pocket. |
| 01:00:54 |
I know where a pocket is. |
| 01:00:56 |
OK. |
| 01:00:57 |
I know where it is. |
| 01:00:59 |
There. |
| 01:01:02 |
You know where he's hiding? |
| 01:01:04 |
I don't know where, but I know when. |
| 01:01:08 |
You'll only have 2 minutes to act. |
| 01:01:11 |
Soizic, if we dont get back... |
| 01:01:15 |
Hold it! |
| 01:01:16 |
If we don't get back? I warn you, |
| 01:01:19 |
if we don't get back, I'll sue you... |
| 01:01:21 |
You'll be in serious... |
| 01:01:25 |
...trifles. |
| 01:01:29 |
My grandmas recipe. |
| 01:01:32 |
who taught me her knowhow |
| 01:01:36 |
She still around? |
| 01:01:37 |
Yes. Jailed for hashish dealing. |
| 01:01:41 |
Bravo, Captain, they're really... |
| 01:01:43 |
The best pancakes I ate. |
| 01:01:45 |
Thanks, Colonel. |
| 01:01:54 |
They have a minute left. |
| 01:01:59 |
They won't make it. |
| 01:02:06 |
What movies do you like? |
| 01:02:09 |
Talkies in general. |
| 01:02:11 |
What was your last movie? |
| 01:02:12 |
Lord of the... |
| 01:02:16 |
No, I've never been in a movie. |
| 01:02:19 |
Im a corporate actor. |
| 01:02:22 |
I perform in conventions. |
| 01:02:25 |
Gotta make a living! |
| 01:02:26 |
Dont be ashamed of it. |
| 01:02:42 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:02:51 |
The Peruvians, I hear, |
| 01:02:57 |
Not a one. |
| 01:03:00 |
Sir, I've got a signal. |
| 01:03:02 |
Bravo, Beaulieu. |
| 01:03:07 |
Where are we? |
| 01:03:09 |
Its just a glitch. Wont last. |
| 01:03:17 |
Bravo, Cardoux. Not too shaken? |
| 01:03:20 |
No, fine. It was a cinch. |
| 01:03:22 |
I tell you, I almost punched |
| 01:03:26 |
But as we were in the past, |
| 01:03:30 |
Sir! |
| 01:03:32 |
We can trick Guerin into thinking |
| 01:03:37 |
We have 2 minutes before he calls. |
| 01:03:38 |
Interpol sent me this |
| 01:03:42 |
The Freeway Interchange. |
| 01:03:44 |
Listen... |
| 01:03:45 |
Hi, this is Bernard Guerin. |
| 01:03:48 |
I'm in Niort. Back on the 30th. |
| 01:03:50 |
Leave a message, if you must, |
| 01:03:55 |
So what? |
| 01:03:56 |
You're his brother calling. |
| 01:04:00 |
Who is this? |
| 01:04:01 |
Ber... nard. |
| 01:04:04 |
Any cops there? |
| 01:04:08 |
I'm coming. |
| 01:04:09 |
No need. |
| 01:04:12 |
Poushy, |
| 01:04:13 |
you're a genius! |
| 01:04:16 |
In 90 feet, take a left. |
| 01:04:18 |
He's in the West wing. |
| 01:04:20 |
At the recuperation room, |
| 01:04:29 |
Colonel, you'd better tiptoe. |
| 01:04:33 |
Only half a mile to go. |
| 01:04:35 |
Now's the time. |
| 01:04:37 |
No, don't leave. He can't see us. |
| 01:04:40 |
Well, Werburger. |
| 01:04:41 |
Your last mission's tough? |
| 01:04:44 |
I hope you obeyed. |
| 01:04:48 |
Connect me to him! |
| 01:04:50 |
If there's any problem, we crash. |
| 01:04:54 |
OK, you can speak to him. |
| 01:04:56 |
Hello, Bernard? |
| 01:04:58 |
How are you? |
| 01:05:00 |
Fine. |
| 01:05:02 |
I'm so glad to hear you. |
| 01:05:06 |
Fine, fine. |
| 01:05:08 |
You sound moved. |
| 01:05:12 |
Fine, fine. |
| 01:05:14 |
I understand. |
| 01:05:16 |
You can't speak. |
| 01:05:20 |
Ber... Ber. |
| 01:05:21 |
You're with a Berber? |
| 01:05:23 |
Who is it? |
| 01:05:27 |
Dédé. |
| 01:05:29 |
Who's Dédé? |
| 01:05:31 |
Where are you? |
| 01:05:33 |
Niort. |
| 01:05:35 |
You're in Niort with Dédé the Berber? |
| 01:05:39 |
I want to be sure it's you. |
| 01:05:42 |
Here's a question |
| 01:05:45 |
What color was the sweater |
| 01:05:49 |
who you made drink gas? |
| 01:05:54 |
Green. |
| 01:05:56 |
Forgive me, for doubting it was you. |
| 01:06:06 |
Werburger! |
| 01:06:10 |
Alexander, we had a big problem. |
| 01:06:14 |
Your brother... |
| 01:06:16 |
is dead. |
| 01:06:19 |
He was crushed by a catapult. |
| 01:06:23 |
We couldn't save him. |
| 01:06:26 |
Over nothing, Werburger. |
| 01:06:31 |
Nothing... |
| 01:06:34 |
Now my brother's dead, |
| 01:06:37 |
I'll break your station, |
| 01:06:41 |
The blame is all yours, |
| 01:06:45 |
Bernard! |
| 01:06:52 |
Colonel, take a left. |
| 01:06:54 |
Colonel, find him, or youll all die! |
| 01:07:00 |
Cardoux, all this is fine, |
| 01:07:02 |
Beaulieu is alone and rattled. |
| 01:07:04 |
So stop talking: It's my mike! |
| 01:07:08 |
Colonel, you're close. |
| 01:07:11 |
You're 3 pikes from him. |
| 01:07:13 |
That's 9 feet, for you people. |
| 01:07:25 |
He's in there. |
| 01:07:32 |
Room service! |
| 01:07:32 |
Leave the tray by the door. |
| 01:07:43 |
He's headed north. |
| 01:07:47 |
Attention. |
| 01:07:49 |
Block 13 in depressurisa... |
| 01:07:52 |
One second... |
| 01:07:54 |
Pierrette presses prunes |
| 01:07:58 |
OK. Careful, |
| 01:08:02 |
Block 13 isolated in 2 minutes. |
| 01:08:04 |
He's in Block 28. |
| 01:08:24 |
Sorry about your brother. |
| 01:08:26 |
Ive waited so long for this! |
| 01:08:28 |
Colonel? |
| 01:08:32 |
I've lost contact. |
| 01:08:34 |
Surrender now, |
| 01:08:37 |
Remember? |
| 01:08:39 |
No face hits, no knots, |
| 01:08:48 |
Let's change the rules. |
| 01:08:50 |
It's no holds barred. |
| 01:08:53 |
The first to die loses. |
| 01:09:45 |
If I squeeze the trigger, |
| 01:09:47 |
the bullet will tear out |
| 01:09:50 |
and lodge in your brain, |
| 01:09:54 |
and long for your mothers breast! |
| 01:10:02 |
Thanks, Cardoux. |
| 01:10:08 |
Get up! |
| 01:10:18 |
Move! |
| 01:10:27 |
Stop! |
| 01:10:29 |
Soizic... |
| 01:10:31 |
Lock him in his cabin. |
| 01:10:33 |
I'll contact the base |
| 01:10:35 |
For good old planet Earth! |
| 01:10:42 |
You disappointed me. |
| 01:10:45 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:10:50 |
It's a pity, Soizic. |
| 01:10:53 |
Life isn't fair. |
| 01:10:56 |
In different circumstances, |
| 01:10:59 |
we could've... |
| 01:11:03 |
Journeyed a few miles together. |
| 01:11:07 |
It's funny, |
| 01:11:09 |
I see us both by the seaside. |
| 01:11:13 |
The weatherd always be fine. |
| 01:11:17 |
Well, not always. |
| 01:11:21 |
Mornings, I'd drop you |
| 01:11:24 |
then go fish for sea-urchins |
| 01:11:27 |
You'd climb to the top |
| 01:11:31 |
and guide the supertankers |
| 01:11:37 |
We'd have four children: |
| 01:11:40 |
Gwenaelle... |
| 01:11:43 |
Merlin, Broceliande and Claude. |
| 01:11:46 |
No, Erwann. |
| 01:11:49 |
I see us madly in love. |
| 01:11:52 |
And after 20 years together |
| 01:11:54 |
we'd still dance the gavotte, naked, |
| 01:11:57 |
and kiss with cider in our mouths... |
| 01:12:08 |
Go on! |
| 01:12:11 |
This is your Captain, |
| 01:12:14 |
The outside temperature |
| 01:12:18 |
Our estimated arrival is 6.45 PM. |
| 01:12:21 |
Announce a delay! |
| 01:12:23 |
Wheres Soizic? |
| 01:12:27 |
You ate her? |
| 01:12:28 |
Of course not! |
| 01:12:31 |
Im sorry, Colonel. |
| 01:12:37 |
I hadn't foreseen that... |
| 01:12:43 |
Get up! |
| 01:12:52 |
Cardoux! It's no use. |
| 01:12:55 |
It's tempered titanium glass. |
| 01:12:57 |
Like the Pope-Mobile. |
| 01:13:03 |
You been in love with her long? |
| 01:13:05 |
2 years. |
| 01:13:07 |
Did you tell her? |
| 01:13:10 |
You should've. It helps! |
| 01:13:14 |
I was going to. |
| 01:13:17 |
Let me see that... |
| 01:13:19 |
Don't play with it, I'm not amused. |
| 01:13:27 |
Keep away from children and poultry |
| 01:13:41 |
What are they up to, dammit? |
| 01:13:46 |
The station is heading to Earth! |
| 01:13:54 |
They've failed. |
| 01:13:56 |
I should have picked |
| 01:14:00 |
Danger! |
| 01:14:04 |
New descent parameters recorded. |
| 01:14:13 |
Is this your doing? |
| 01:14:15 |
You promised to stop this madness! |
| 01:14:16 |
Killing people isn't nice! |
| 01:14:19 |
We we're going to run off |
| 01:14:22 |
And live on love and Evian! |
| 01:14:28 |
They killed my brother. |
| 01:14:32 |
Get in! |
| 01:14:34 |
Get in! |
| 01:14:48 |
Ejection of emergency capsule. |
| 01:14:50 |
Calculate the descent angle, |
| 01:14:54 |
Whats going on? Let me by! |
| 01:14:56 |
Let me by! |
| 01:14:58 |
Whats going on? |
| 01:15:00 |
Mrs. Cardoux, be brave. |
| 01:15:03 |
I fear the worst. |
| 01:15:04 |
What does it mean? |
| 01:15:06 |
The station may crash. |
| 01:15:12 |
If your husband dies, |
| 01:15:18 |
and a stage of the Tour de France |
| 01:15:22 |
Today it's the well-known |
| 01:15:27 |
As for you kid, |
| 01:15:29 |
soon you'll have to shave. |
| 01:15:34 |
Be brave! |
| 01:15:42 |
Thats no good... that's too high... |
| 01:15:45 |
Not there... or there... |
| 01:15:48 |
If I'm right, |
| 01:15:55 |
I've got it! I know |
| 01:15:57 |
It'll crash on the town of Mouchette. |
| 01:16:01 |
In central France. |
| 01:16:05 |
Near nothing. Mouchettes a dump. |
| 01:16:07 |
Call City Hall, |
| 01:16:10 |
But don't panic them! |
| 01:16:12 |
Just say an orbital station |
| 01:16:17 |
Why did he pick that dump? |
| 01:16:23 |
I'm a Mouchettian. |
| 01:16:27 |
I was born there. |
| 01:16:30 |
I know why he chose that village. |
| 01:16:32 |
It's where my wife and I |
| 01:16:37 |
Loosen your reins. |
| 01:16:40 |
Once more round... |
| 01:16:43 |
Then we'll go clean Laurels hooves. |
| 01:16:46 |
Once round, at a trot. |
| 01:16:49 |
Go on! |
| 01:17:02 |
Danger! Re-entry in 6 minutes. |
| 01:17:05 |
Colonel, what's going on? |
| 01:17:08 |
I need my pills! |
| 01:17:11 |
Try a stick of gum? |
| 01:17:12 |
My pills! |
| 01:17:14 |
Are you sick? |
| 01:17:16 |
I'm afraid of flying. |
| 01:17:19 |
In anything that flies. |
| 01:17:21 |
I promise. I won't tell a soul. |
| 01:17:23 |
I'll get you back |
| 01:17:27 |
We're almost there. |
| 01:17:31 |
What's that? |
| 01:17:56 |
It can't be... |
| 01:17:58 |
It's Teddy, the gobbler! |
| 01:18:03 |
Come with me. Door, Enrico! |
| 01:18:05 |
Door, Enrico! |
| 01:18:19 |
Danger! Re-entry in 4 minutes. |
| 01:18:32 |
My stomach. |
| 01:18:33 |
The pancakes. |
| 01:18:44 |
What did you tell him? |
| 01:18:47 |
We run for it. |
| 01:18:54 |
It hurts! |
| 01:19:07 |
Open up! |
| 01:19:11 |
Enrico! |
| 01:19:12 |
Open the log book! |
| 01:19:14 |
It's the end, Ive lived and loved! |
| 01:19:16 |
Lived to the hilt! |
| 01:19:18 |
Now I have a bitter taste! |
| 01:19:22 |
If you find my body, cremate it, |
| 01:19:24 |
scatter my ashes |
| 01:19:28 |
To see Phnom-Penh again... |
| 01:19:31 |
You lived there? |
| 01:19:33 |
But I love saying Phnom-Penh. |
| 01:19:46 |
Die, you lousy gobbler! |
| 01:19:50 |
Re-entry in 3 minutes! |
| 01:19:53 |
Abandon ship! |
| 01:19:56 |
I'm so ashamed, Colonel. |
| 01:19:59 |
I know... |
| 01:20:00 |
Yonis... |
| 01:20:02 |
it was my fault. |
| 01:20:04 |
I know... |
| 01:20:09 |
Oh, shit. |
| 01:20:14 |
You saved us, Soizic. |
| 01:20:19 |
I've waited years to tell you. |
| 01:20:24 |
Colonel, if we survive this, |
| 01:20:27 |
and you want to lie on me starko... |
| 01:20:32 |
I'll go for it. |
| 01:20:36 |
Come on. |
| 01:20:38 |
We must stop the shuttle. |
| 01:20:42 |
Re-entry in 1 minute 30. |
| 01:20:45 |
What a downer, Sir. |
| 01:20:49 |
Re-entry is imminent. |
| 01:20:53 |
It's the end, Poushy. It's ghastly. |
| 01:20:59 |
God be with them. |
| 01:21:03 |
We're going to be squashed. |
| 01:21:05 |
And I've never known love! |
| 01:21:09 |
I can't do it. |
| 01:21:10 |
It's too complex. |
| 01:21:12 |
Cardoux! |
| 01:21:15 |
You're not shit. |
| 01:21:18 |
Farewell! |
| 01:21:19 |
Self-destruction. End of movie |
| 01:21:22 |
No, Colonel! Give it a try, please! |
| 01:21:25 |
My son taught me never to give up. |
| 01:21:27 |
It's too late. |
| 01:21:28 |
No, there's always a solution! |
| 01:21:33 |
When you play |
| 01:21:36 |
one man has a pipe, |
| 01:21:39 |
One little girl has laces, |
| 01:21:42 |
You look and look |
| 01:21:46 |
You say, I'll never find it! |
| 01:21:48 |
Suddenly there it is, |
| 01:21:50 |
One guy has glasses. |
| 01:21:52 |
But the other one doesnt! |
| 01:21:54 |
Glasses! Theres still a solution! |
| 01:21:57 |
Wait, dont move! |
| 01:21:59 |
3... 2... |
| 01:22:01 |
1... |
| 01:22:09 |
I'll never get over this. |
| 01:22:15 |
Werburger, the shuttle is AOK again! |
| 01:22:32 |
Please, I'd like to speak to my wife. |
| 01:22:36 |
Isabelle? |
| 01:22:39 |
While I flew among the stars, |
| 01:22:42 |
I wrote this poem for you. |
| 01:22:48 |
"I see Uranus, |
| 01:22:52 |
"I see Saturn, |
| 01:22:56 |
Rhymes better than "burn". |
| 01:22:59 |
"Now Pluto is in sight, |
| 01:23:03 |
"Then I see the Milky Way, |
| 01:23:09 |
Or "back to stay", you choose. |
| 01:23:12 |
There. |
| 01:23:38 |
Theyre back. With a heros welcome. |
| 01:23:41 |
My dad gave me his ticket. |
| 01:23:45 |
My whole life was built around it. |
| 01:23:47 |
My fathers adventure. |
| 01:23:50 |
Now I take that ticket... |
| 01:23:53 |
on all my missions. |
| 01:23:55 |
It's my good luck charm. |
| 01:23:59 |
Thanks, Captain. |
| 01:24:01 |
Thank you. |
| 01:24:07 |
Zorgax 1 to Base. Ready for takeoff. |
| 01:24:10 |
OK, Colonel Cardoux. |
| 01:24:14 |
Good luck, Zorgax 1. |
| 01:24:15 |
Satellite connection activated. |
| 01:24:18 |
You can start, Hugo. |
| 01:24:21 |
Good evening. |
| 01:24:22 |
I'm proud to be the first man |
| 01:24:26 |
I dedicate this mission |
| 01:24:27 |
Stéphane and Isabelle Cardoux, |
| 01:24:29 |
to Col. Beaulieu |
| 01:24:32 |
I thank you. |
| 01:24:34 |
Hes left! |
| 01:24:37 |
Where is he? |
| 01:24:39 |
I've got him! |
| 01:24:42 |
Yes, I see him. |
| 01:24:44 |
It's my son. My battle! |
| 01:24:50 |
She hasn't changed. Or aged. |
| 01:24:56 |
Lend me your pushover, |
| 01:24:58 |
Sure, my love. |
| 01:25:01 |
But she's a bit spacey. |
| 01:25:03 |
Bruno! |
| 01:25:04 |
Boil some water |
| 01:25:08 |
Look, hes gone, he's up there. |
| 01:25:12 |
There, you see him? |
| 01:25:14 |
Hugo! |
| 01:25:16 |
My little fella! |
| 01:25:19 |
Little fella... |
| 01:25:21 |
Have a nice trip! |
| 01:25:48 |
OK, I'm not a woman, |
| 01:25:51 |
I'm a man. |
| 01:25:53 |
I'm famous... |
| 01:25:55 |
An athlete? |
| 01:25:57 |
Not an athlete. |
| 01:25:59 |
Showbiz. |
| 01:26:02 |
But you said |
| 01:26:06 |
An actor? |
| 01:26:07 |
OK, an actor... |
| 01:26:12 |
There you are. |
| 01:26:13 |
Don't forget, |
| 01:26:15 |
is love and friendship |
| 01:28:30 |
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| 01:28:33 |
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