To Be or Not to Be

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00:02:02 Europe, 1936.
00:02:05 Nazi troops annex the Rhineland
00:02:10 March, 1938: The Anschluss.
00:02:14 Nazi troops annex Austria.
00:02:19 March, 1939. Nazi troops and tanks
00:02:24 ... and in a matter of days,
00:02:29 No shots are fired.
00:02:35 August, 1939. Nazi troops mass
00:02:40 Europe stands precariously
00:02:46 But despite the threat
00:02:50 ... the Polish people forget their
00:03:03 Sweet Georgie Brown!
00:03:08 Sweet Georgie Brown!
00:03:13 Sweet Georgie Brown!
00:05:01 Bravo!
00:05:37 Bravo, Anna! Bravo, Anna!
00:06:00 Ladies and gentlemen.
00:06:04 ... the rest of this movie
00:06:08 - You get roses, and I get to watch.
00:06:14 Appreciation?
00:06:16 You are not only my wife,
00:06:20 Bronski, here's the poster.
00:06:23 - It's fine, Bieler. Fine.
00:06:27 I don't mind my name in smaller print.
00:06:33 - I like it. It sets your name apart.
00:06:39 Intermission! Intermission!
00:06:43 - Sondheim.
00:06:45 - I can hear you. I'm not in Kraków.
00:06:59 - What is that?
00:07:03 - Turn it off.
00:07:07 - I for one do not feel we can...
00:07:10 There's an audience massed out front.
00:07:13 Mr. Bronski, don't you
00:07:15 It could be war.
00:07:19 Politics! That's their business!
00:07:21 We are in the theatre.
00:07:25 - Sondheim!
00:07:26 - How's business?
00:07:31 We received another bouquet of roses
00:07:35 And this time, we got a card.
00:07:39 - "I must see you. "
00:07:43 "Lieutenant Andre Sobinski. "
00:07:45 It has to be that handsome young flier
00:07:49 Second row. How could I miss?
00:07:53 - Fourth from the aisle.
00:07:56 All these flowers, night after night.
00:08:01 - He must be hopelessly in love with me.
00:08:07 Me, My, Moe! Me, My, Moe!
00:08:10 - Tonight's receipts.
00:08:13 Ratkowski, get Ravitch!
00:08:17 - Ravitch! We're on.
00:08:19 Me, my, moe!
00:08:20 Ravitch, we're doing "Naughty Nazis,"
00:08:30 Terrible! Look what they're saying
00:08:34 Hitler is a monster. Hitler is a
00:08:38 It'll drive him crazy.
00:08:41 Yeah. The last thing we want
00:08:47 Yes? What? He's coming?
00:08:51 I will hide them where he will
00:08:56 - Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
00:09:00 Have you read the foreign papers?
00:09:04 - They call me a monster! A madman!
00:09:12 What do they want from me?
00:09:14 I'm good-natured. I'm goodhearted.
00:09:20 Every day, I'm out there trying
00:09:25 I don't want war.
00:09:31 Peace!
00:09:33 A little piece of Poland
00:09:39 A little piece of Portugal
00:09:45 A little slice of Turkey
00:09:49 Und then a piece of England, Scotland
00:09:53 Nobody's allowed here
00:09:56 A little nip of Norway
00:10:01 A little hunk of Hungary
00:10:05 A little bite of Belgium
00:10:10 Armenia, Albania
00:10:13 We're from the foreign office.
00:10:17 I'm sorry, sir, but you can't.
00:10:20 A little piece of Poland
00:10:26 A little piece of India
00:10:33 - Why did it come down?
00:10:37 - Don't look at us!
00:10:38 - Who brought the curtain down?
00:10:42 - Ordered to! By whom?
00:10:44 - Who are you?
00:10:48 Wonderful. What gives you
00:10:52 - We are trying to stop a war.
00:10:56 Your presentation could be construed
00:11:00 - It was meant to be an insult!
00:11:03 We cannot allow you to ridicule
00:11:09 Let me tell you something.
00:11:13 ...and we're gonna finish.
00:11:16 Then we're closing this theatre.
00:11:19 - We're backing down. Strike the sets.
00:11:24 - Let's get on with the next number.
00:11:28 We'll use Klotski's Klowns.
00:11:31 Sondheim! Send in the clowns!
00:11:34 Klotski, get ready! You're going on!
00:11:38 - We're still 10 minutes short.
00:11:40 Pardon me, a thought.
00:11:42 - Shakespeare. I could do my Shylock.
00:11:47 One little change.
00:11:52 - Hamlet? What a wonderful idea.
00:11:58 Oy, the comedian gets to play Hamlet.
00:12:01 And me, a serious actor, gets to play
00:12:34 - He did everything.
00:12:40 - "Naughty Nazis" is out?
00:12:44 - What's gonna take its place?
00:12:48 - And that's not offensive?
00:12:51 - But convenient.
00:12:54 While he's busy with his soliloquy...
00:12:56 ...our gorgeous young flier
00:13:01 Are you suggesting I have a rendezvous
00:13:06 ...while my husband's out on-stage?
00:13:09 Yes.
00:13:11 All right. But remember, you said it.
00:13:20 Ladies and gentlemen. There has been
00:13:25 Tonight you will be honored
00:13:30 ..."Highlights from Hamlet. "
00:13:34 Yes.
00:13:43 Is not more ugly
00:13:46 ...than is my deed
00:13:50 O heavy burthen!
00:13:53 I hear the handsome
00:13:56 Let us withdraw, my lord.
00:14:12 To be...
00:14:16 Or not to be.
00:14:20 ...or not to be.
00:14:25 Excuse me.
00:14:26 - That...
00:14:28 ...is the que...
00:14:31 - Que... question.
00:14:34 Pardon me.
00:14:37 - Whether 'tis nobler in the mind...
00:14:40 ...to suffer the slings and arrows
00:14:45 Pardon me.
00:14:46 Or to take arms against
00:14:50 ...and by opposing, end them?
00:14:54 What happened? He's good tonight.
00:14:57 I can't believe it.
00:15:01 - You're Anna Bronski.
00:15:05 You're the one who's been
00:15:08 - They're expensive. You shouldn't.
00:15:17 - And that must be Mutki. Hello, Mutki.
00:15:22 I know everything about you. I've read
00:15:27 - How's Kishka?
00:15:30 - Kishka, your canary.
00:15:35 I have some very bad news for you.
00:15:38 - Moska?
00:15:40 Moska, your cat?
00:15:42 Yes. Moska, my cat.
00:15:46 I'm sorry to hear that. I love
00:15:51 You behind the plow.
00:15:55 - In the Chronicle.
00:15:58 Oh, the farm!
00:16:01 That's out of town somewhere.
00:16:05 Oh, but that's enough talk about me.
00:16:09 - How'd you like me in the first act?
00:16:14 Oh! Flatterer.
00:16:17 - I bet you have girls chasing you.
00:16:20 You chase them?
00:16:22 Well, actually, I believe that
00:16:27 And when you do, you should dedicate
00:16:32 Yes, I totally agree.
00:16:36 ...I've always felt that love should
00:16:42 - How about you?
00:16:46 You do? What do you do for fun?
00:16:52 I fly a bomber.
00:16:56 - That's fun?
00:17:01 I climb into the cockpit, the engines
00:17:07 They sputter. They hum.
00:17:10 The plane moves forward,
00:17:14 Faster, till the world becomes a blur,
00:17:19 My tail starts to rise. The roar of
00:17:23 The plane shakes, pushing with
00:17:27 Then I'm off the ground!
00:17:29 Thrusting upward, upward into the sky.
00:17:33 Flying higher and higher
00:17:36 - Would you like to see my bomber?
00:17:39 - Forgive me. I got carried away.
00:17:43 - It's getting late in Denmark.
00:17:48 - When can I see you again?
00:17:53 He's doing Hamlet tomorrow night.
00:17:55 - How about tomorrow night?
00:17:58 - Same time?
00:18:04 Mrs. Bronski. Anna, may I...?
00:18:09 Yes? Yes?
00:18:12 - May I kiss you good night?
00:18:31 Gee, thanks a lot.
00:18:36 Oh, he's an animal!
00:18:42 - Are you all right?
00:18:45 - Then why are you on the floor?
00:18:50 Get me up.
00:18:54 I still can't believe what happened
00:18:58 Bronski, will you please stop?!
00:19:01 Gets up and walks right out.
00:19:04 - Did it happen before?
00:19:06 All right. It happened last night,
00:19:10 O heavy burthen!
00:19:13 I hear the handsome
00:19:17 Let us withdraw, my lord.
00:19:32 To be...
00:19:39 ...or not to be.
00:19:42 That is the question.
00:19:46 - Excuse me.
00:19:48 - No...
00:19:50 - Pardon me.
00:19:52 - Bler in the mind
00:19:57 ...of outrageous fortune.
00:20:00 Or to take arms against a sea of...
00:20:05 - A sea of... A sea of...
00:20:09 Ow!
00:20:10 ...troubles...
00:20:14 - Enter Andre Sobinski.
00:20:21 - Won't you sit down, lieutenant?
00:20:24 - What?
00:20:28 Anna, my squadron
00:20:31 I've done something that I hope
00:20:35 - I'm sure it isn't.
00:20:39 I've written a letter to your husband,
00:20:43 You what?
00:20:44 - It's the decent and honorable thing.
00:20:51 - You're right. That is stupid.
00:20:55 I should've followed
00:20:58 - What was that?
00:21:03 Andre, let's think this out.
00:21:05 If we tell him now,
00:21:08 I know what you're feeling
00:21:11 If those feelings grow,
00:21:15 ...and we find ourselves
00:21:18 ...then we'll hurt him.
00:21:20 - I'll tell him now.
00:21:24 Anna, it's war.
00:21:26 - War?
00:21:28 "German troops crossed the Polish
00:21:33 - I've gotta get back to my squadron.
00:21:38 - Andre.
00:21:41 Andre, come back.
00:21:43 Don't worry, I will.
00:21:50 - Goodbye.
00:21:57 That poor boy.
00:22:01 All of them.
00:22:03 - Anna, have you heard?
00:22:07 - Does the audience know?
00:22:12 Stabbed in the back.
00:22:16 I don't believe it.
00:22:19 I know, I know. Isn't it terrible?
00:22:22 Terrible? It's more than terrible.
00:22:25 It's the worst thing
00:22:29 No. It isn't. It just mustn't be.
00:22:32 That man, I hate him!
00:22:35 I hate him too. Everybody hates him.
00:22:42 They should.
00:22:47 Two nights in a row?
00:22:50 He walked out on me again!
00:22:52 Bronski, Bronski! Can't you forget
00:22:57 My God, war. What's happening?
00:23:01 - We've been invaded.
00:23:05 This is bad too.
00:23:09 Air raid!
00:23:10 Everybody to the cellar!
00:23:13 To the cellar!
00:23:17 - A bomb!
00:23:24 What's going on?
00:23:26 You'll get your costume.
00:23:28 It's war! The Germans are bombing us.
00:23:31 - Hurry up.
00:23:34 - Hurry up!
00:23:42 What did we do to them?
00:23:44 Nothing.
00:23:47 Poland, the doormat of Europe.
00:23:52 If it isn't the Russians,
00:23:57 Listen. I wish we could do something.
00:23:59 What can we do?
00:24:01 We'll do what
00:24:05 We'll hide till it's over.
00:24:12 Warsaw is almost leveled
00:24:16 ... the Polish capital into rubble.
00:24:25 A stunned Poland, unprepared
00:24:29 ... is brought to its knees
00:25:10 Poland surrenders, but the fight
00:25:14 ... by the Polish squadron of the R.A.F.
00:26:06 Forgive me, but just hearing that song
00:26:11 My regret is that I'm too old
00:26:15 ...that you brave young men
00:26:18 Professor Siletski, your radio
00:26:23 ...are worth a thousand bombs.
00:26:25 Thank you, but I won't be doing
00:26:28 - Why is that?
00:26:32 - I'm going on a little trip.
00:26:35 Thank you for the fine supper
00:26:39 - It's a secret mission.
00:26:41 - You're going to Poland, aren't you?
00:26:45 I can't tell you any more.
00:26:49 - You didn't.
00:26:51 My wife's in Kraków.
00:26:53 I understand, but I cannot jeopardize
00:26:58 Not one of us would
00:27:01 All right. If I can't trust you,
00:27:05 Write down the names and addresses
00:27:11 My family got out of Poland,
00:27:16 Can you handle a delicate matter?
00:27:19 - Is there a lady involved?
00:27:22 - You want to contact her?
00:27:25 That is delicate.
00:27:28 Just say, "To be or not to be. "
00:27:32 In code?
00:27:36 Believe it or not, it's Anna Bronski.
00:27:39 Let me write all that down.
00:27:43 - What did you say the lady's name was?
00:27:47 B- R-O-N-S-K-I, is that correct?
00:27:50 - You've never heard of Anna Bronski?
00:27:55 You said you lived in Warsaw.
00:27:57 Oh, yes, yes, the name is familiar.
00:28:00 Familiar? She's famous!
00:28:03 Oh, that Anna Bronski!
00:28:06 - Can you read this?
00:28:10 With the Underground? Brave.
00:28:12 - My cousin's in the Underground.
00:28:22 Nobody from Warsaw
00:28:25 Something is wrong, and I thought
00:28:30 - Siletski already left.
00:28:33 - How'd you know he was leaving?
00:28:39 He told you?
00:28:41 That's why we gave him
00:28:44 - What?
00:28:46 People in the Underground.
00:28:48 - He wrote them down?
00:28:51 If he isn't stopped, we've sentenced
00:28:57 - How is he getting to Warsaw?
00:29:00 Lieutenant, how long would it take you
00:29:05 Seven hours.
00:29:11 It's imperative that list never falls
00:29:15 Take this. Find him and kill him.
00:29:20 - I will, sir.
00:29:33 Good luck.
00:29:36 Now!
00:29:50 Three hundred years to build a city
00:29:55 Heil Hitler.
00:29:58 - Where's Bronski?
00:30:01 ...trying to convince them
00:30:05 Shakespeare wasn't Jewish? Go figure.
00:30:09 Hold it, Gruba. He's coming.
00:30:16 Whoa!
00:30:24 - Thanks, Dobish.
00:30:27 - What is it? Who's this?
00:30:30 She was bombed out.
00:30:35 - Could I keep her downstairs with me?
00:30:39 - Thank you, Mr. Bronski.
00:30:42 You expect her to leave a husband
00:30:46 - I must be. All right, go inside.
00:30:52 Mr. Bronski, I've got a notice
00:30:55 - The Gestapo?
00:30:58 What? They're turning my house
00:31:02 - They are?
00:31:04 They cut off my gasoline, closed my
00:31:09 Took my pinkie ring
00:31:12 But they are not, I repeat,
00:31:18 Never!
00:31:21 Got everything?
00:31:24 Everything.
00:31:27 Everything they're allowing us
00:31:34 Good.
00:31:38 Excuse me. You're sitting
00:31:42 Forgive me, I have a rotten memory.
00:31:55 Fifteen years
00:31:58 Come, sweetheart, come. Let's go.
00:32:01 Don't look back. Don't look back.
00:32:26 Just one more to go.
00:32:30 Sasha, we can't thank you enough
00:32:33 Oh, think nothing of it.
00:32:41 Here we are.
00:32:47 Voilà. Your new home.
00:32:55 Oh, Sasha, it's so...
00:32:57 It's... It's... It's...
00:33:02 Don't you dare call this place
00:33:05 He's sharing everything he has.
00:33:07 It's charming. I love it.
00:33:11 Forgive me. I'm not myself. Come on,
00:33:17 Oh, Mutki, we're living
00:33:41 Stay back.
00:33:44 What do you want?
00:33:49 It's Sobinski, let me in.
00:33:58 - Oh, "To be or not to be. "
00:34:01 Where do they live?
00:34:03 You know that beautiful house
00:34:06 Don't go there.
00:34:09 - It's Gestapo headquarters.
00:34:12 They moved in with Sasha.
00:34:16 Kubelski St., number 52. Thank you.
00:34:30 Oh! Ow!
00:34:33 - Why are you getting dressed?
00:34:37 What the hell's that pink thing?
00:34:40 Haven't you heard?
00:34:44 Jews wear yellow stars.
00:34:50 Oh, Sasha! How awful for you.
00:34:56 I hate it.
00:35:01 It clashes with everything.
00:35:05 - They're rounding up Jews. Are they...?
00:35:11 - When are you coming back?
00:35:15 ...with another triangle.
00:35:30 Are you my precious little
00:35:34 Is your little belly hungry?
00:35:48 - Andre! Come in.
00:35:52 - How did you get here?
00:35:55 You parachuted in to see me?
00:35:59 You mad, impetuous, romantic darling.
00:36:02 - Foolish boy, you shouldn't have.
00:36:05 - Oh.
00:36:08 - British Intelligence?
00:36:12 - Who? What?
00:36:16 - On radio? The Voice of Free Poland?
00:36:21 He's coming with a list of everyone
00:36:25 If he reaches the Gestapo,
00:36:30 Where is he?
00:36:32 - He arrives by train tomorrow morning.
00:36:36 I don't know. Right now,
00:36:40 - You must get some rest.
00:36:44 I had nowhere to go.
00:36:48 - Can I sleep on your sofa?
00:36:50 - What?
00:36:53 - What about your husband?
00:37:00 - Here, get out of those wet things.
00:37:04 I'll wait for Bronski.
00:37:05 If he finds you in that bed
00:37:09 ...we'll all be doing
00:37:14 I better get dressed.
00:37:19 Here, 52.
00:37:39 - May I help you, gentlemen?
00:37:42 - Yes.
00:37:44 - Why? I haven't done anything.
00:37:48 I'll get my coat.
00:38:33 - 206.
00:39:01 Good evening, Mrs. Bronski.
00:39:06 - Siletski?
00:39:09 No. I'm curious to know
00:39:14 I'll come to the point.
00:39:18 I want you to tell me what it means.
00:39:20 - "To be or no to be. "
00:39:27 - Is this a theatre quiz?
00:39:29 This message was sent to you
00:39:32 We thought it might
00:39:36 More secret? Oh, more secret meaning.
00:39:41 Yes, it does. It does.
00:39:44 It means, and I hope it won't
00:39:48 You see, my husband is that great
00:39:53 Who?
00:39:55 He's world-famous in Poland.
00:39:58 His favorite soliloquy is,
00:40:01 He takes 10 minutes to get through it.
00:40:03 I thought that might be a good time
00:40:09 Just to chat, nothing more.
00:40:12 Well, he turned out to be quite
00:40:19 ...tall.
00:40:20 Well, I begin to understand.
00:40:23 This is just a secret love code
00:40:27 - Well...
00:40:31 I apologize for having brought
00:40:35 Forgive me.
00:40:40 Siletski. Hello, Colonel Erhardt.
00:40:45 Thanks for sending the plane
00:40:49 Oh, yes, yes. I have the list.
00:40:52 Good, 10:00 tomorrow at Gestapo
00:40:57 Yes. I am looking forward
00:41:02 I won't keep you any longer.
00:41:06 Wait. It seems I have the night off.
00:41:09 Why don't you stay
00:41:12 We representatives of the Third Reich
00:41:18 ...if given half a chance.
00:41:20 Perhaps I could convince you
00:41:24 I'd love to have dinner
00:41:27 But just as you'd like to present
00:41:30 ...I'd like to plead the Polish case
00:41:38 Of course. Hurry back.
00:41:43 May I?
00:41:47 You're drooling.
00:41:49 Thank you.
00:41:56 This lady is permitted to leave.
00:41:59 This is a difficult place to get into,
00:42:05 - Au revoir.
00:42:10 ...for now.
00:42:25 Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart.
00:42:29 So many hours with those Nazi censors!
00:42:36 They want us to cut out
00:42:39 It seems they don't like
00:42:44 Let's face it, sweetheart...
00:42:46 ...without Jews, fags and gypsies,
00:42:54 I know, I know.
00:42:58 But there's nothing,
00:43:03 I'm so tired. So tired.
00:43:06 Sweetheart, I'm so tired.
00:43:14 You feel good.
00:43:16 When this war's over,
00:43:21 You need a coat.
00:43:27 You need shoes.
00:43:30 And you need a shave.
00:43:46 A shave?
00:44:00 "To be or not to be. "
00:44:06 Excuse me. Pardon me.
00:44:10 Talk, and talk fast.
00:44:13 Andre.
00:44:16 - Andre.
00:44:17 What is Andre doing in my bed?
00:44:19 - Siletski's here.
00:44:21 - He's here? How?
00:44:23 - You sure?
00:44:25 - What?
00:44:27 - Good.
00:44:30 - Sobinski.
00:44:31 - Then who's Solinski?
00:44:34 I heard him talking with Erhardt,
00:44:38 Siletski has that list. He'll take it
00:44:43 - What are you talking about?
00:44:45 Keep Siletski there. He mustn't
00:44:50 If he's dangerous, why send her back?
00:44:52 - Somebody's got to stop him.
00:44:55 Siletski and Erhardt haven't met.
00:45:00 - A good actor.
00:45:03 A dead actor.
00:45:09 Look at me!
00:45:11 Who'd believe I'm Erhardt?
00:45:15 - The flags!
00:45:17 Relax. Siletski's never met Erhardt.
00:45:22 If we all play our parts properly,
00:45:26 Me, my, moe!
00:45:29 - Dobish! Let's rehearse the scene.
00:45:32 - Heil Hitler.
00:45:39 It took longer than I thought.
00:45:43 It was definitely worth it.
00:45:46 I would die for the Führer any time,
00:45:51 Come, my dear. Shall we go?
00:45:54 - Go? Where? What?
00:45:59 It's getting late. The Gestapo
00:46:03 Ladow's. What a lovely surprise.
00:46:08 Oh, a piano!
00:46:13 I haven't seen one in ages.
00:46:16 And with keys!
00:46:20 And it works.
00:46:22 Come, my dear.
00:46:24 You and the night and the music
00:46:28 Fill me with flaming desire
00:46:32 Setting my being completely
00:46:35 On fire
00:46:39 The flags. Don't forget the flags!
00:46:42 Hurry up. We're late.
00:46:47 - You drive like an understudy.
00:46:51 Will you stop?
00:46:57 Sweetheart
00:47:02 Sweetheart
00:47:05 Heart and soul I fell in love with you
00:47:10 The way a fool would do
00:47:14 Because you held me tight
00:47:18 Darling, your little recital is over.
00:47:21 - But I wasn't finished.
00:47:26 Are we mad? Are we insane?
00:47:30 We're going out
00:47:32 ...when we could dine here,
00:47:43 - Professor Siletski's room.
00:47:46 We will announce ourselves.
00:47:50 - Button your collar.
00:47:58 - Why don't we call room service?
00:48:03 There is no room service.
00:48:07 - Then why don't we just skip dinner?
00:48:22 - Heil Hitler.
00:48:26 I am Captain Krause,
00:48:29 There's been a change in
00:48:32 - He will see you immediately.
00:48:38 - I am devastated.
00:48:42 I know how you feel,
00:48:44 The Gestapo is busy.
00:48:48 I'll count the moments.
00:48:53 One.
00:48:55 Two. Three.
00:49:00 Four.
00:49:02 Five, six, seven, eight, nine,
00:49:09 Halt. Just a moment.
00:49:12 The professor left.
00:49:15 He left no instructions.
00:49:19 But that's impossible.
00:49:21 There is nothing I can do. Fritz,
00:49:40 They're coming. Get ready.
00:49:53 Right this way, professor.
00:49:56 Heil Hitler.
00:50:14 He's here.
00:50:15 Get the list, learn who his contacts
00:50:20 - Delighted to meet you.
00:50:22 I'm rehearsing.
00:50:25 You're playing for our lives.
00:50:27 - I'll give my greatest performance.
00:50:32 Just show him in.
00:50:35 "Good evening, professor.
00:50:38 "Good evening, professor.
00:50:41 - Professor Siletski, please.
00:50:46 - "Delighted to meet you. "
00:50:49 Likewise.
00:50:51 - Good to breathe Gestapo air again.
00:50:55 We're so used to it,
00:50:58 - Won't you come in?
00:51:00 - Have a seat.
00:51:04 - I am?
00:51:07 Well, that's because
00:51:10 ...and the Poles do the camping.
00:51:14 Actually, no.
00:51:17 - Well.
00:51:19 - That's why you're here.
00:51:22 - Of course. You brought it with you?
00:51:25 - Of course.
00:51:29 - And the Polish squadron's families.
00:51:36 They're as good as dead.
00:51:40 - Thank you.
00:51:43 I'll send the duplicate to Berlin
00:51:46 Duplicate.
00:51:48 I think it's red tape,
00:51:51 Well, Berlin always knows
00:51:55 You keep the duplicate
00:51:59 Better. It's locked in my trunk.
00:52:05 Of course. Wehrmacht Headquarters.
00:52:08 Good. Good. Good. Good...
00:52:16 Excuse me. Excuse me, professor.
00:52:19 No calls when I'm with the professor.
00:52:23 Thank you.
00:52:25 Well, professor.
00:52:27 I wanna get started on these names.
00:52:31 Very good work indeed.
00:52:34 "The entire hotel is a safe. "
00:52:43 - Did you get the list?
00:52:45 - I'll take care of him.
00:52:47 He has a duplicate at the hotel,
00:52:50 We've got to get it. Go back and stall
00:52:56 Think fast. I'm an actor. I need
00:53:01 He stinks with a script.
00:53:03 I heard that.
00:53:08 So they call me
00:53:12 I must get back to the hotel.
00:53:16 - How is Anna Bronski?
00:53:19 The Gestapo knows everything.
00:53:22 I had official questions to ask, and I
00:53:29 Good company?
00:53:32 Isn't she married to that famous actor
00:53:37 - No.
00:53:39 What does that matter? She not only
00:53:43 - She does?
00:53:46 They have a secret love code.
00:53:48 Whenever her silly husband was on-stage
00:53:53 ...that was the signal
00:53:57 I knew it!
00:54:02 We at the Gestapo know everything.
00:54:04 So they call me
00:54:07 - Back to Mrs. Bronski.
00:54:11 Yes, why don't we? She's just a cheap,
00:54:15 - I think I know what you mean.
00:54:18 Now, up with your hands.
00:54:20 I don't know
00:54:23 ...but you'll be one
00:54:26 Tell your friends at the door
00:54:29 I won't do it.
00:54:32 Get up against that wall.
00:54:35 You're a Pole.
00:54:38 - Turn around!
00:54:44 - I don't have to see it coming.
00:54:48 - Long live Poland.
00:54:54 - What happened?
00:54:56 - Where is he?
00:55:00 The doors are locked.
00:55:05 Not on me, you dope. Find Siletski.
00:55:07 Be careful, he's got a gun.
00:55:10 Somebody get those boxes.
00:55:29 There he is!
00:56:10 Heil Hitler! I am Captain Schultz
00:56:15 - Professor Siletski isn't here.
00:56:19 I will wait.
00:56:21 - But he may not be back all night.
00:56:33 They say it's going to be
00:56:36 I don't know anything about that.
00:56:45 Professor Siletski, your key.
00:56:49 - Thanks.
00:56:51 - Good night.
00:57:03 - Professor Siletski?
00:57:05 I'm Captain Schultz
00:57:08 Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
00:57:11 Professor Siletski,
00:57:14 Ah, Madam Bronski.
00:57:19 I thought you'd be gone.
00:57:22 You didn't leave word at the desk.
00:57:26 Now that you're back, I don't regret
00:57:33 Dead.
00:57:36 Absolutely dead.
00:57:39 It's been such a long day.
00:57:43 - Professor, Colonel Erhardt...
00:57:47 No. There's been a change.
00:57:51 Now?
00:57:52 - Now?
00:57:55 I see. Before I go, would you mind
00:58:00 I'd like to talk in private
00:58:03 - Of course.
00:58:08 - He's dead?
00:58:11 - What are you doing?
00:58:14 Why? What's in it?
00:58:16 A duplicate. He made a copy
00:58:19 - What are you going to do?
00:58:22 Put it in here. Oh, sugarplum,
00:58:26 Don't "sugarplum" me,
00:58:30 What did you do with Siletski's body?
00:58:32 Never mind Siletski's body.
00:58:37 How can you ask that
00:58:40 Schultz is ready to take you
00:58:45 The Gestapo, I forgot.
00:58:47 I don't think I can do it.
00:58:51 Yes, you can. You can and you will!
00:58:55 You're a great actor. You even look
00:59:00 - You'll be a better Siletski than him.
00:59:05 Sorry, sweetheart.
00:59:09 Goodbye.
00:59:11 Bye.
00:59:13 Freddy.
00:59:17 Good luck.
00:59:20 If I don't come back alive...
00:59:22 ...I forgive you for what happened
00:59:27 But if I do come back,
00:59:33 Wasn't this the Europa Hotel before
00:59:38 I don't know anything about that.
00:59:45 - Mrs. Bronski has permission to leave.
00:59:54 - Wait here, please. I'll announce you.
00:59:59 Colonel Erhardt's office. What?
01:00:04 Give me their names.
01:00:06 Stephan Revanski
01:00:14 What do you mean, you haven't
01:00:18 Arrest them!
01:00:20 What? Why? Where? When?
01:00:24 From now on, when in doubt, arrest
01:00:29 Then shoot and interrogate them.
01:00:33 You are right. Just shoot them.
01:00:37 Heil Hitler.
01:00:38 - Professor.
01:00:40 It's good to breathe
01:00:43 - Oh, it is?
01:00:48 ...you don't even smell it anymore.
01:00:50 - May I take your coat?
01:00:52 - Sit down, professor.
01:00:55 - Cigarette?
01:00:57 - Cigar?
01:00:58 Chocolate-covered nougats?
01:01:01 - Chocolate-covered what?
01:01:04 No, thank you.
01:01:08 Well, professor...
01:01:10 ...I have good news for you.
01:01:12 - A friend of yours is coming to Warsaw.
01:01:15 The Führer himself. I know you'll be
01:01:20 Well, who, who knows him, wouldn't?
01:01:24 Yes.
01:01:26 How long since you've seen him,
01:01:29 Too long. Much too long.
01:01:33 Well, Professor Siletski...
01:01:36 Well, Colonel Erhardt...
01:01:40 You know, you're quite famous
01:01:43 - Really? I am?
01:01:46 They call you
01:01:49 So they call me
01:01:53 - I thought you'd react like that.
01:01:55 - Nothing.
01:01:57 No, thanks.
01:01:58 Brandy. That reminds me
01:02:02 A story about our Führer.
01:02:05 Oh, yes, they named
01:02:08 They made a herring out of Bismarck.
01:02:13 - A pickle?
01:02:18 That's not funny.
01:02:22 - Do you think it's funny?
01:02:25 Please, professor.
01:02:30 Now, professor,
01:02:34 Yes, the Underground movement.
01:02:36 - Well, let's get down to details.
01:02:40 - There are no details.
01:02:43 I'm compiling it.
01:02:46 ...I have the name of the head
01:02:51 Congratulations.
01:02:57 - Now, what is his name?
01:03:00 - Stephan Revanski?
01:03:02 You don't have to worry about him.
01:03:06 I refuse to believe it.
01:03:09 Do you realize who you shot?
01:03:11 I risked my life to get him,
01:03:15 Well, I...
01:03:17 Wait, we can still save the situation.
01:03:22 - Good. What's his name?
01:03:24 - Jan Petrovski?
01:03:28 We shot him.
01:03:30 You shot Petrovski!
01:03:33 Shouldn't we question them
01:03:36 Yes! Shouldn't we question them
01:03:40 But, colonel, you yourself signed...
01:03:43 - Heil Hitler!
01:03:46 Schultz, get out!
01:03:48 Yes, sir.
01:03:51 There's something wrong with
01:03:55 - Like our Führer?
01:03:59 Well, I must be going.
01:04:00 When you see the Führer, I hope you
01:04:05 Or the pickle?
01:04:08 No, I wouldn't want to ruin you.
01:04:12 - I must go. I'm keeping a lady waiting.
01:04:15 - How did you know?
01:04:19 Then you know her husband,
01:04:23 - Yes, I do.
01:04:24 I saw him on a stage before the war.
01:04:27 - You did?
01:04:28 - And about his performance...
01:04:30 What he did to Hamlet,
01:04:34 Good night, colonel.
01:04:36 Let me tell you something.
01:04:38 I wouldn't repeat any jokes
01:04:41 No, never. Never!
01:04:43 Never again!
01:04:53 Made it. Made it!
01:04:58 I did it. Sweetheart, I did it.
01:05:05 I did it. I did it.
01:05:09 I fooled him. I did it.
01:05:13 I made it.
01:05:17 I gave the greatest performance
01:05:23 ...and nobody saw it.
01:05:36 Where is Sasha?
01:05:39 Hide me!
01:05:40 They're putting homosexuals
01:05:45 I have a list of lovely things
01:05:47 That make my life complete
01:05:51 And at the top
01:05:53 That makes my poor heart beat
01:05:56 It isn't money or power
01:06:01 It's a simple word
01:06:05 But let me repeat it again
01:06:09 That word is "ladies"
01:06:13 Those wonderful ladies
01:06:16 Those fabulous ladies
01:06:20 They're driving me wild
01:06:23 I'm talkin ' ladies
01:06:26 All ages of ladies
01:06:29 From 20s to 80s
01:06:33 They've got me beguiled
01:06:42 Out of the way.
01:06:46 I love those ladies
01:06:49 Those glamorous ladies
01:06:53 Over-amorous ladies
01:06:56 They're simply divine
01:06:59 I don't care if I'm headed
01:07:04 ... Hades
01:07:06 As long as there's ladies
01:07:09 Oh, ladies be mine
01:07:12 I told you there was no one in there.
01:07:17 You invade Poland, Warsaw,
01:07:20 You people are compulsive invaders.
01:07:24 - He loves the ladies
01:07:27 - Those wonderful ladies
01:07:30 - Those fabulous ladies
01:07:34 - They're driving him wild
01:07:37 - I'm talkin '
01:07:39 - I certainly am
01:07:43 Those breathtaking ladies
01:07:46 They've got me beguiled
01:07:50 - He calls us ladies
01:07:54 - His glamorous ladies
01:07:56 - Over-amorous ladies
01:08:00 She's a princess
01:08:06 So...
01:08:08 ... although the Lucilles
01:08:12 ... Sadies
01:08:14 May be beautiful ladies
01:08:17 This lady's my queen
01:08:19 - What are you doing?
01:08:51 Get him!
01:08:56 No!
01:09:00 Wait a minute!
01:09:03 - He's under arrest.
01:09:06 - He's a performer!
01:09:09 Don't, they'll take you too.
01:09:12 Wait a minute. I am Anna Bronski,
01:09:17 Take him away!
01:09:19 - Oh, Sasha.
01:09:21 - Sasha!
01:09:26 Bring that curtain down. This theatre
01:10:03 Why am I being taken
01:10:06 My orders are to bring you to Erhardt.
01:10:35 Chief of police keeps me
01:10:38 Then comes in and says, "Nobody knows
01:10:43 I used to command respect
01:10:46 What's that?
01:10:48 The Gestapo arrested Anna.
01:10:51 - My God!
01:10:54 Are you crazy? You walk in with a gun,
01:10:59 She's my wife. If there's any,
01:11:05 - How are you gonna do it?
01:11:07 Let me think. Let me think!
01:11:11 - Siletski! I can play him again.
01:11:15 Where did I put that beard?
01:11:19 Get that out of the way.
01:11:23 Hurry up, we're late.
01:11:34 - Mrs. Bronski.
01:11:38 - We're all here.
01:11:41 I am Colonel Erhardt.
01:11:43 Won't you sit down?
01:11:45 Forgive me for calling you
01:11:48 I'm taking advantage of the fact that
01:11:54 In that case I'm puzzled,
01:11:57 - Why am I under arrest?
01:12:00 Get out.
01:12:02 No, I brought you here because
01:12:07 Tonight, you and your theatre company
01:12:12 He's paying a surprise visit to Warsaw.
01:12:16 What a great honor.
01:12:19 - Besides, we can't do it.
01:12:22 No. Our theatre's been closed.
01:12:25 Who closed it?
01:12:27 The Gestapo.
01:12:31 Excuse me.
01:12:33 Schultz!
01:12:41 What idiot gave the order to close
01:12:45 You did, sir.
01:12:51 Open it up immediately.
01:12:53 And stop blaming everything
01:12:57 But, colonel, I was only obeying...
01:13:01 Heil Hitler!
01:13:06 He gets out of everything with that
01:13:13 Mrs. Bronski, I had the pleasure
01:13:18 You're even more beautiful in person.
01:13:20 Would it be too forward of me...
01:13:23 ...to propose a champagne supper
01:13:27 I'd love to. But I'm already having
01:13:33 Any chance we could have
01:13:37 - I'm sorry. I never sup after I dine.
01:13:42 I don't want to take advantage
01:13:46 But when they closed our theatre,
01:13:50 Since I'm going to perform tonight,
01:13:57 - What is his name?
01:14:01 Sasha Kinski?
01:14:10 Yes. He's being held downstairs.
01:14:15 - What does that mean?
01:14:23 Excuse me.
01:14:25 What?!
01:14:28 Murdered?
01:14:31 You sure it is his body?
01:14:34 Positive identification.
01:14:38 This is terrible. Terrible!
01:14:42 Mrs. Bronski, please. Sit down.
01:14:45 I'm afraid I... I'm afraid I have
01:14:49 Your friend, our friend, Siletski,
01:14:53 His body was found in a trunk.
01:14:56 Well...
01:14:58 I guess you're free
01:15:01 It's a bit of a shock.
01:15:05 Naturally, naturally.
01:15:08 Forgive me. This is an emergency.
01:15:12 Good.
01:15:14 What? Professor Siletski?
01:15:20 - Did you tell him he was dead?
01:15:22 Good.
01:15:27 Hello, Professor Siletski.
01:15:31 How are you?
01:15:33 - How are you feeling?
01:15:36 No, he's still dead.
01:15:40 I can see you in 20 minutes.
01:15:43 Is that good for you,
01:15:48 We'll be waiting for you.
01:15:52 I must run, there's so much to do.
01:15:57 I'm so sorry.
01:15:59 See you later.
01:16:02 - Right after the show.
01:16:07 Ah!
01:16:11 Schultz!
01:16:15 About Professor Siletski.
01:16:21 As soon as he comes,
01:16:24 - Am I all right?
01:16:26 No, wait!
01:16:29 Oh, God, you're right.
01:16:31 I'm gonna take a spare.
01:16:35 Sobinski, look.
01:16:39 ...I don't blame you for falling
01:16:48 - Good luck.
01:16:51 - What do you say to say good luck?
01:16:56 Break a leg!
01:17:01 What happened?
01:17:02 I tripped. I almost broke a leg.
01:17:07 Don't say, "Break a leg" anymore.
01:17:09 Good luck.
01:17:35 Thank you, thank you. Goodbye.
01:17:42 - Professor Siletski.
01:17:45 Heil Hitler.
01:17:46 - How's the professor?
01:17:49 Excellent. Pity you didn't get here
01:17:55 - She's gone?
01:17:57 They're doing a show for
01:18:01 Oh! I'll be going too.
01:18:03 Would you wait in my office?
01:18:05 I have a few matters to take up with
01:18:10 - Lf it's not too much trouble.
01:18:15 No, no trouble.
01:18:17 No trouble.
01:18:21 No trouble.
01:18:32 Trouble.
01:18:45 Don't move. I'll be right back.
01:18:57 Good.
01:19:06 - He should've cracked by now.
01:19:09 Give him time to think.
01:19:13 - What if he isn't an intellectual?
01:19:18 Excuse me. I tried to open a
01:19:23 - He seems to be slightly dead.
01:19:27 Let's go and see.
01:19:37 You're very observant, professor.
01:19:41 Have you observed he looks
01:19:44 - He's a dead ringer for me.
01:19:48 - Obviously, one of us is an imposter.
01:19:52 - It looks bad for me.
01:19:55 - Did you know him?
01:19:57 You must have observed him for months.
01:20:00 - It takes that long to grow a beard.
01:20:03 Yes, Schultz. Except for one thing:
01:20:08 Very funny. A clever agent like you
01:20:12 Maybe he's wearing a false beard.
01:20:17 - Why don't you pull his beard?
01:20:23 - I can't do it.
01:20:25 You can murder a man in cold blood,
01:20:29 Ah! Ooh, ooh, ooh...
01:20:31 Good work. I can't wait to see
01:20:36 Schultz, you put me in this position!
01:20:39 - You yourself gave the order.
01:20:43 All you ever do is shift!
01:20:45 - But, colonel...!
01:20:48 Professor...
01:20:50 I don't know how to apologize.
01:20:55 - There is something.
01:20:58 Mrs. Bronski is performing. It would
01:21:03 Impossible!
01:21:06 Remember, I'm seeing the Führer.
01:21:11 No... Schultz!
01:21:14 Release the sissy.
01:21:17 - Which sissy?
01:21:20 Bring him here.
01:21:24 I knew it was you. I had to satisfy
01:21:30 To put your mind at rest,
01:21:34 Please, professor. Don't rub it in.
01:21:37 - I'm sorry.
01:21:40 You can't go in there.
01:21:43 - Wait!
01:21:44 I'm General Von Seidelman,
01:21:48 I arrived this morning and in one hour,
01:21:53 - Can't I rely on anybody?
01:21:55 - He's an imposter.
01:21:57 I will not. Are you blind? Any fool
01:22:02 You didn't even pull on it.
01:22:05 - What do you have to say?
01:22:10 - Who is this?
01:22:12 I was going to release him
01:22:16 I'll take charge myself.
01:22:20 Believe me, heads will roll.
01:22:23 You will hear from me.
01:22:32 Schultz!
01:22:41 Remember, we've gotta be convincing.
01:22:43 The dress circle will be
01:22:47 If they suspect anything, they'll
01:22:52 Be certain Hitler's in his box
01:22:56 And I am the diversion.
01:22:59 All your life you've wanted
01:23:04 Don't worry, I can do it.
01:23:07 With a little luck, tomorrow night...
01:23:10 ...we'll all be in England.
01:23:12 - Me too?
01:23:15 - And them?
01:23:18 This them.
01:23:20 What's going on here?
01:23:23 We started with three.
01:23:27 - How can we take them?
01:23:31 All right, we'll take them.
01:23:37 Come on. It's half-hour.
01:23:54 Heil Hitler.
01:24:15 General.
01:24:39 General.
01:24:53 Achtung! Achtung!
01:25:18 Sieg Heil!
01:25:29 Heil Hitler!
01:25:40 Sieg!
01:25:41 - Sieg!
01:25:43 - Sieg!
01:26:13 Hurry! Get them into
01:26:17 Sasha, the gold stars.
01:26:19 I got one more star to do.
01:26:29 Hurry up.
01:27:18 The Führer!
01:27:20 Achtung!
01:27:23 - How did you get here?
01:27:26 And what made you decide to die here?
01:27:29 Him.
01:27:31 - What do you want from the Führer?
01:27:35 - Aren't we human?
01:27:38 Let him speak.
01:27:40 Hath not a Jew eyes?
01:27:45 Organs, dimensions, senses,
01:27:50 Fed with the same food.
01:27:55 Subject to the same diseases.
01:27:58 If you prick us, do we not bleed?
01:28:04 If you poison us, do we not die?
01:28:10 And if you wrong us...
01:28:12 ...shall we not revenge?
01:28:17 Silence!
01:28:19 Bring this man to my headquarters.
01:28:25 - You were wonderful.
01:28:27 Scandalous!
01:28:30 How could this have happened?
01:28:32 I must advise you to leave.
01:28:35 We'll follow you to the airport.
01:28:38 No! You will stay and search
01:28:43 Come, Mein Führer.
01:28:45 - Heil Hitler!
01:29:46 Here.
01:29:48 Go, go, go!
01:29:50 All right. Here.
01:29:55 - Come on.
01:30:02 Coming.
01:30:05 Surprise!
01:30:09 - You're early.
01:30:12 You can't stay.
01:30:16 I doubt if he outranks me.
01:30:18 He's very jealous.
01:30:21 Don't worry, liebchen. Just consider
01:30:26 What are you doing?
01:30:28 - Heil Hitler!
01:30:34 Hurry, they're going!
01:30:54 - Anna should be here.
01:30:56 I'll get her. I'm her husband.
01:30:58 Get back to the truck
01:31:05 - No!
01:31:07 I'll give you three eggs a week.
01:31:10 - No!
01:31:13 - Sweetheart, are you all right?
01:31:18 Heil...
01:31:23 - Hitler.
01:31:25 Heil.
01:31:26 - I told him somebody big was coming.
01:31:30 Come, schatzi, we're late.
01:31:34 What's your name?
01:31:35 Colonel Er...
01:31:41 - Erhardt.
01:31:43 Erhardt? Erhardt?
01:31:46 Aren't you the one who makes a joke
01:32:05 - The Führer.
01:32:35 - Heil Hitler.
01:32:37 You and your men are relieved.
01:32:41 That is the Führer's bomb squad.
01:32:46 - Take your men to a safe distance.
01:32:52 No one is allowed near the plane
01:32:56 Von Seidelman, what's going on?
01:32:59 Heil Hitler.
01:33:08 I'll check out the cockpit.
01:33:11 Bomb squad, check the Führer's plane.
01:33:16 Come on! Hurry up, let's go.
01:33:20 Hurry up.
01:33:24 Go down.
01:33:26 Give me the gun.
01:33:40 Hurry! Get into the plane!
01:33:50 Hurry, hurry!
01:33:56 No! No, Anna, no!
01:34:03 Mutki!
01:34:12 Come on, honey.
01:34:15 Good, Mutki. Good!
01:34:18 Come on. Please, Mutki!
01:34:22 Jump, baby, jump.
01:34:38 Are you all right? Will it fly?
01:34:40 It's just a compass.
01:34:54 - What's wrong?
01:35:00 Hurry! Everybody run to the back!
01:35:21 - We're on our way!
01:35:34 - What's happening?
01:35:39 It's hard to see. Is that England?
01:35:41 I think so, but without this compass,
01:35:45 We'll know soon enough.
01:35:47 - What's going on?
01:35:49 - We're coming in for a landing.
01:35:53 We're gonna land.
01:35:57 We're gonna land. Brace yourselves!
01:35:59 - Where are we?
01:36:02 - Where are we?
01:36:06 We're not quite sure.
01:36:21 Don't get moody.
01:36:23 - How's your feet?
01:36:25 Bless your heart.
01:36:40 Stay here. Just in case this is German
01:36:57 Excuse me!
01:37:00 - Is this England?
01:37:10 Mr. And Mrs. Bronski, His Majesty's
01:37:16 If there is any way we could repay
01:37:22 ...would you please let us know?
01:37:24 Well, general, since this
01:37:28 ...it would give me great pleasure,
01:37:33 What he's trying to say...
01:37:35 ...is he would love to do his
01:37:39 - Why, certainly.
01:37:43 Highlights?
01:37:48 The show's just started.
01:37:52 Is not more ugly
01:37:56 ...than is my deed
01:38:00 O heavy burthen.
01:38:04 I hear the handsome young prince
01:38:21 To be...
01:38:27 ...or not to be
01:38:30 That is the question.
01:38:37 Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
01:38:41 Excuse me. Pardon me.
01:38:44 Excuse me. Pardon me.
01:38:47 Excuse me.
01:38:49 - Of outrageous fortune...
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