Tommy Boy
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Tommy, hurry up, you're gonna |
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Son of a... |
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TOMMY BOY |
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Damn! |
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Nice doggy, nice doggy! |
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Holy shnikees! |
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Late again Tommy? |
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- You're pathetic. |
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Hurry up Tommy, hurry up! |
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Damn! |
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Hi. How are you? |
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Oh, man! |
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Son of a... |
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Sorry. Excuse me. |
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Can I Just check this, uh. |
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D +? |
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I passed! Oh, man i got a D+! |
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I'm gonna graduate! |
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I wish that we'd known each other. |
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I'm gonna graduate! |
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D+! |
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Hey guys, do i look different now that |
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Not really. |
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Apparently they give a lot |
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It's not a grade they like to give out, |
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Yeah, you mentioned that. |
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So, that's it for school, uh? |
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No idea. |
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Well, for now i'll probably go back and |
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And after that, figure it out. |
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I'm gonna miss you man. |
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Uh-uh, you are the best. |
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I love all you guys. |
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I'm gonna make a toast. |
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To the best bunch of rugby |
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Yes sir. |
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Maybe we weren't the smartest |
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Maybe we spent too much time |
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- But we had fun, huh? |
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Now, some of us are leaving, |
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But this isn't the end. |
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We're gonna show this world |
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- Richard Hayden? |
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So where's my dad? I thought he was |
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He was at the airport this morning, |
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He said he had a surprise for me. |
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Maybe. I guess you should have called. |
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I did call, earlier, when... |
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- Earlier? When was that? |
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When, when... then... I... |
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A message? |
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- 249... 5... 678... |
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I can't hear you. You're trailing off. |
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What Were you calling from, |
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No, it was cordless. |
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You know what? Don't. |
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Did you hear i finally graduated? |
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Yeah. And just a shade under |
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You know, a lot of people |
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I know. They're called doctors. |
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Oh, that has to be you. |
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Spray that thing for bugs? |
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Hey, what happened to the tire plant? |
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They shut it down last month. |
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Would you mind not eating in the car? |
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- You still got your GTX car, huh? |
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And i dropped in a 440 Magnum |
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You hang on to a car this cherry, |
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Kinda' like your suitcase... Hey, what's |
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I don't know Tommy. I didn't really |
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- Hey, the muffler plant's gone too. |
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Come on! Dammit. |
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That sounds good. Melted |
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That really ups the resale value. |
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I think you're gonna be ok here. |
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'Surprised you didn't know that. |
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I think your brain is |
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Your brain has the shell on it. |
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- Are you talking? |
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Ron, don't tell me the bank |
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Any business that tries to wait |
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In auto-parts, you're either |
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There ain't no third direction. |
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Tom, you're talking about a huge loan. |
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you should take on a partner. |
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This always has and always |
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My grandfather founded it in '21, |
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my father kept it running |
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my aunt Ilenne, ran it when |
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and someday my son will run it. |
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- Hi dad. |
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Am i proud of you. |
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Thanks dad. |
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- You're looking great kid. |
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Oh, how you doin' Mr. Reilly? |
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Real good. I had a kidney removed last |
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You remember Mr. Gilmore |
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- Yeah. Nice to see you again sir. |
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Listen, why don't you come out |
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Mr. Gilmore needs reminding |
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Richard, could you huh... |
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Run these figures by accounting. |
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My fellow nerds and I will retire |
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We should have something for you... |
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Hard hats, gentlemen. If you get hit in |
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they scoop your brains up with |
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Hey, look alive! |
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Son of a... |
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- You all right, Tommy? |
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- What happened? |
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- Danny! How's that new son-in-law? |
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Hey Tommy, you're back! |
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Thanks, Danny. |
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- Hey, Tommy! |
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Hey how are you. Good to see ya, |
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- Hey, Sammy! |
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Hang in there, Ron. |
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Lou, i got some papers i want |
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- Hey, Tommy! |
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Yeah, I was going crazy on the loading |
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- Hey, what is this thing? |
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I take oil filters that need smoothing |
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Cool! |
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- Can i try one? |
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Nice distance. |
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- Tommy! Come on! Let's go! |
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Here she is, Ron. My dream. This, my |
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And the future of "Callahan Auto". |
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- Quite a sight, Tom. |
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You say these brake pads are gonna |
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Composed of high grade |
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They're the goddamned Rolls Royce |
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I get tears off my eyes |
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You coming awful fast, |
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I need fresh capital for material, |
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before i can turn these machines on. |
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Look out! |
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In 23 years, have i ever |
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Why say "no" when it feels |
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I was checking the, ah, specs on the |
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- I'm retarded... |
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Yes, sir. |
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Okay, left. |
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Can i open my eyes now dad? |
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I never told you you had to close |
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Yeah, go ahead! Open 'em up. |
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That's my name! |
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Yeah, and that's your new office |
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Awesome! |
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This is great... you |
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Soda in here. Milk, yoghurt. |
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You can put candy bars in the freezer. |
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Anything that you wanna keep cool. |
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Mr. Callahan, i need your |
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John Hancock... |
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- Richard, check out my new office! |
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And why shouldn't you? |
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Now look son, these are |
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Get to know them, |
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Richard, you promise me you're gonna look |
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Sure. And thanks for choosing me. |
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Now don't forget, we're |
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I got another surprise for you. |
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Cool! Thanks, dad. |
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It's called reading. Top to bottom, |
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Group words |
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Take Tylenol for any headaches. |
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Shut up! |
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Can i open my eyes now dad? |
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For God's sake son, will you quit |
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Holy shnikees! |
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- Is that for me? |
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Dad, she's like a ten. |
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Hi, honey. |
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- Are you Tommy? |
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I'm Beverly, |
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Nah... |
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Son, i got an announcement to make. |
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Tom, i've asked Beverly |
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Wow, man! |
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What did she say? |
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It's so cool that you're getting married |
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Here you go, sweetie. |
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We met at the fat farm |
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Beverly was one of the trainers. In fact |
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i didn't wanna |
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Wait 'til you hear this! She's got a son. |
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I met him. He's a terrific guy. |
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He's coming here today, |
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Tommy, it sounds funny saying this, but |
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Brother? I'm gonna have a brother? |
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Speak of the devil. |
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A brother! |
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- Brother? |
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Brothers don't shake hands. |
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I can't believe i have a whole |
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Yeah. Great. |
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No offense, but if i showed a picture of |
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she'd definitely be |
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I'm honoured. |
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So is there anything to |
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Tons of stuff. |
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We go to the livestock auction |
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Throw stuff off the bridge. |
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I don't know. Something |
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Sure. All you can handle bro. |
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Look at 'em there! |
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I want the one on the left. |
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- Does it make a difference? |
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- Wait a second. Is this your first time? |
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You're gonna remember this |
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Can't believe you've |
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Get ready to live! |
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She's sleeping. What you do is put |
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- And? |
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And this doesn't strike |
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We're family. We're gonna be doing |
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Wait 'til Christmas. |
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You keep your feet |
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Stay between the udder |
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32 belly option on 2-1-2. |
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Holy Shnikees! |
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Hey, get off my property! |
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Run for it! |
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- I'll save you brother! |
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Get up! |
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- Come on! |
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Hey, get me! My turn! |
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These shoes are Italian. |
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Man! Did i get dooshed with mud! |
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Hey Chucko, that |
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Oh, man, that's cold! |
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I'm a maniac. Maniac... |
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...on the floor. And i'm dancing |
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Did you eat a lot |
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Why? |
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- Mornin', Richard. |
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Luke, I am your father. |
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I've interrupted "happy |
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you to check out the |
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at the loading dock. Now, i know you'd |
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not slim, but we gotta |
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- That was from Star Wars". |
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R.T. I think i figured out the problem. |
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This order's going to Columbus. |
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but you've got it |
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That's because it's going to Columbus, |
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You see these letters by the city? |
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- What else you got, Wonder Boy? |
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Tommy, maybe you should go back |
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and study a globe. |
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Tommy Callahan? |
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Michelle Brock. Chaparrall High. |
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Yeah, i remember! |
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You work here? |
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Come on in! |
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He's pissed off 'cause he recently |
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A loser he is! |
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Nice. How come you don't put |
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I don't like file cabinets. |
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- Why not? |
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I've got my own system. |
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All the shipping |
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which means i spend about half of my |
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So if i couldn't do |
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i'd probably freak out and |
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Cool! |
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Hey, remember your brother, Duane? |
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We used to go to "Safeway" all the time |
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He's a cop. He had to get |
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moved to Cuyahoga Falls. |
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- Want one? |
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I have what doctors call |
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I used to grab bear claws |
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and i'd get 'em lodged |
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- How about some coffee? |
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- Man, i bet half the town's here. |
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- You look great dad. |
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Listen, this marriage thing, i know |
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Ever since your mom died... |
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Something about getting old |
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You know... it's something... |
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Dad... It's cool, you know. |
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I just want you to be happy. |
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Yeah, i know you do. |
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I am, Tommy boy. |
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- They're ready for you sir. |
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- How do we look? |
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I think that's the champagne talking. |
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And so these vows are held sacred from |
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now until eternity. |
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who finds a reason these |
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speak now or forever hold your peace. |
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You kiddin'? |
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Now by the power invested in |
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i now pronounce you man and wife. |
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Say something for the bride and groom! |
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Hey dad and Beverly, this is Michelle Brock, |
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- Michelle, say a little something into the camera! |
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Sounds good, Tom, but i'd like to take |
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Fair enough, Doug. 'Course i can get a |
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by sticking my head up a bulls ass, |
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but i'd rather take |
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Bull's ass, that's great. |
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And you guarantee everything you sell? |
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You know i could guarantee you all day |
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only as good as the man who writes it. |
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Sounds good, Tom. |
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Good man! |
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You're still the best, Tom. |
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Eight whisky-sours and i still sell |
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I just wanna tell you you really |
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Yeah, Tom, you're a lucky man. |
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Good Lord! |
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Oh no! Listen, Richard, you got |
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- It'll cost ya. |
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All right, all right, |
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Wait a minute... |
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Listen, i wanna thank you |
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to welcome two new Callahans |
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My beautiful wife, Beverly |
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I feel like i'm the luckiest |
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Hit it! |
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And right now i'm gonna need you, |
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- Oh, for me dad? |
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Dad, i really don't think... |
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First rocker, take it, |
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That's right, Tommy boy! |
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Shake the rock to me! |
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That's right, dad! |
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Dad? |
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Somebody call 911! |
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There's not much more |
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We've lost someone |
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Even though Tom is gone, |
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he'll remain in our lives for ever. |
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Comforting us, making us laugh... |
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and marching over us. |
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My dad gave me this boat. |
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We'd come out here late at night, |
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and then he'd be over there, |
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"Quit playing with your dingie!" |
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I'm gonna really miss him. |
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- Your father was a great guy. |
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I'm really glad you |
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Can't believe you wanted to. |
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If we had some wind... |
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I can't believe there's no wind. |
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You need wind... cause it, uh- |
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- Helps push the sail. |
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So, what are you gonna do now? |
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I don't know. |
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But, i gotta do something. |
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- Man, do i sound like an idiot? |
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Sorry about this wind. I can't believe |
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- This is ridiculous. |
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Hey tub-o! You ain't moving! |
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Yeah, need a little wind here! |
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No. You need to drop |
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Rascals. |
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I guess that's your theory. |
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So, we'll see what |
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Hey, your sail is limp, |
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Watch your language |
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Geez! |
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Hey, Gilligan, |
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You kids better pray to the god of skinny |
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cause i'll come over there |
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Eapers creepers, those guys keep |
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You were saying about the uh... |
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Hey lady, look out! |
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Yeah. Free Willy! |
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Listen up you little spazoids, |
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i've seen where you sleep. |
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that your mothers will cry when |
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I was just kidding. |
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That was awesome! |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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Zalinsky Industries has an offer |
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But as you realize "Callahan" |
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since Tommy's great grandfather |
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And i'll be damned if that's |
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Frank, if we sell while |
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everyone who owns stock in this |
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That of course includes you, |
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Now that you and Tommy |
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It seems vulgar to think about |
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I don't wanna hear |
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But Ron, we do need that loan |
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until we figure things out. |
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I'm sorry, Frank, we can't do it. |
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built the new brake pad division. |
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The bank just can't take any |
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Now, let's face it, when big Tom died, |
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If this factory goes under, |
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And that's when the whores come in. |
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Excuse me, what was that? |
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Men laying their trick-money down. |
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Maybe instead i'll spend it |
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Frank, i really don't think |
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Maybe i can help. |
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I give you everything i've got: |
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If i give you that stuff, it's collateral, |
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Yes, i suppose so. |
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Wait a second! What are you saying, Tommy? |
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Right. If it'll help get |
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My dad said the new pads |
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But who's going to sell them? |
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I will. |
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- I'll go on my dad's sale trip. |
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Whores running around doing their |
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I kinda like her idea. |
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For Christ's sake, once during |
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and my life has been |
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Hold on a minute! Do we really wanna put |
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We're running low |
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I can hold out Zalinsky |
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What have we got to lose? |
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How about the jobs of 300 people? |
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No offense, Tommy, but you don't know |
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Hey, i know i'm not probably the |
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but i feel i gotta do something. |
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You're right. I don't know much |
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Oh, no! |
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That's right. Richard knows more |
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And since you were my dad's |
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i see you have the rest of |
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Time out! Bad idea. |
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I don't think anyone could help |
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You have a better suggestion? |
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I can actually hear |
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What did i say about |
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That it's not good cause |
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Hey, Tommy, this is not a vacation for me. |
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so the least you can do |
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Ok? Now let's review! |
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Okay, you're right. Review time. |
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First, what are the three grades |
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Personal, commercial and... agricultural. |
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And what is our carrying charge for |
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- One and a... |
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I knew that! |
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Try an association, like, uh: |
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Let's say the average person |
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How much do you use? |
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The rest is clogged with |
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I gotta do this! |
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I gotta do this. |
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- Are you ready? |
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- Hey, does this suit make me look fat? |
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Okay, let's check you out! |
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- That's a clip-on. |
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Alright now, it's sales time, |
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- No shit from anyone. |
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- We don't take no prisoners. |
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Oh yeah. We don't take |
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- No. |
00:34:58 |
- No. |
00:35:00 |
Terrific! Thanks for your time. |
00:35:03 |
Let me say... maybe. |
00:35:08 |
Well then, i'd just like to add |
00:35:12 |
read-out on the nickel-cadmium |
00:35:14 |
indicates a good, rich |
00:35:16 |
incidence of wear |
00:35:18 |
- If you could just... |
00:35:23 |
What my associate is trying to say, |
00:35:26 |
is that our new brake |
00:35:28 |
You're not even gonna believe it. |
00:35:30 |
Like, let's say you're driving along |
00:35:34 |
And you're driving along... |
00:35:37 |
And then all of a sudden |
00:35:39 |
in the middle of the road, |
00:35:42 |
Woah, that was close. |
00:35:44 |
Now let's see what happens when you're |
00:35:48 |
You're driving along, |
00:35:50 |
and suddenly your kids are |
00:35:53 |
"I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!" |
00:35:56 |
Truck tire! I can't stop! |
00:36:04 |
There's a cliff! |
00:36:07 |
And your family screaming: |
00:36:11 |
No, i can't feel my leg! |
00:36:17 |
And the medic gets out and says: |
00:36:21 |
New guy's in the corner, |
00:36:27 |
All because you wanna save a couple of |
00:36:32 |
Get out! Now! |
00:36:35 |
Yes, sir. |
00:36:39 |
- Do you validate? |
00:36:57 |
She's a quart low. |
00:36:58 |
Oh, yeah? Then guess what, |
00:37:01 |
That's your penance for your |
00:37:03 |
And while you're at it, |
00:37:06 |
I'm gonna ask directions to the |
00:37:09 |
You're a huge embarrassing failure. |
00:37:12 |
- What? |
00:37:21 |
Hey chief, could you tell me |
00:37:25 |
22 mi. |
00:37:26 |
- I can't find it on this map. |
00:37:35 |
Son of a... |
00:38:03 |
Well, it's gotta be on the map, |
00:38:08 |
And you're really smart... |
00:38:12 |
- I'm picking up your sarcasm. |
00:38:15 |
'cause i'm laying it |
00:38:30 |
That's a map of Illinois, |
00:38:32 |
On the border of Iowa. Which is |
00:38:37 |
You're in the wrong state. |
00:38:42 |
That wasn't so hard, was it? |
00:38:48 |
- You didn't pump any. |
00:38:52 |
Why didn't you pump any gas? |
00:38:54 |
They're all out. They only got diesel. |
00:39:08 |
What'd you do? |
00:39:16 |
I'd just like to welcome you all |
00:39:21 |
I know it doesn't quite feel the same without |
00:39:27 |
So let's try and have some fun! |
00:39:31 |
Hey, Mr. Rittenhauer! Is it true Tommy's |
00:39:36 |
Tommy's out there filling in for his |
00:39:41 |
Are you kidding? |
00:39:43 |
That kid's one apple that |
00:39:53 |
Mommy, i want a popsicle. |
00:39:59 |
That hurt! |
00:40:00 |
You wanna act like a baby, |
00:40:05 |
Now, if you wanna act |
00:40:13 |
Bad mommy. |
00:40:15 |
Don't call me that, it's creepy. |
00:40:17 |
Come on, this is working out |
00:40:20 |
I thought it'd take a year to bleed |
00:40:23 |
Instead the guy croaks, |
00:40:25 |
Yeah, it's too bad he didn't |
00:40:27 |
- You talked to the banker? |
00:40:29 |
Unfortunately your stock isn't worth |
00:40:32 |
That moment is rapidly approaching. |
00:40:38 |
Hi, grandpa. |
00:40:39 |
Mr. Rittenhauer, is Tommy, |
00:40:43 |
Yeah, sometimes it takes a little time |
00:40:49 |
- You think he's finding one? |
00:40:52 |
Hold on right there |
00:40:54 |
See you. |
00:41:08 |
I'm telling you, Paul... the only |
00:41:12 |
The guy's an idiot. |
00:41:15 |
This is what i think of Callahan. |
00:41:19 |
Tommy saved the factory. |
00:41:37 |
I don't see any McKeesport. |
00:41:39 |
It's the next town, Tons-of-Fun. |
00:41:42 |
Ok, where's moron? |
00:41:47 |
Look, Magellan, |
00:42:02 |
You saw it happen. There was |
00:42:04 |
Maybe if you didn't lean over to insult |
00:42:08 |
Shut up, Tommy! |
00:42:10 |
Poor little furry thing! |
00:42:12 |
I'd never seen one close up before. |
00:42:14 |
What are we gonna do? |
00:42:27 |
Oh, no! Loading it up took |
00:42:29 |
Now we only got 20 minutes before |
00:42:31 |
- Yeah, where are we gonna take the deer? |
00:42:34 |
You take dead animals to the vet? |
00:42:36 |
- Why not? I'd take you to the vet. |
00:42:39 |
- Got that? |
00:42:42 |
- It's just down the hall sir, last door on the left. |
00:42:45 |
Hey, what's your hurry? |
00:42:46 |
You know that thing in the back seat? |
00:42:49 |
It's not an air refreshener. |
00:42:51 |
And we gotta take care of it quick. |
00:42:53 |
And this is one of our |
00:42:55 |
we should be in and out. |
00:42:56 |
This sales thing isn't so easy. |
00:42:58 |
You can't just go in and out, |
00:43:01 |
Hey, by finesse do you mean |
00:43:03 |
and lighting things on fire? |
00:43:05 |
No, but... It's nice to |
00:43:08 |
Say, have you seen Richard anywhere? |
00:43:11 |
i mean, since he's so good, |
00:43:16 |
Oh yeah? Watch and learn. |
00:43:19 |
Of course i understand what "no" means. |
00:43:22 |
i probably would wind up |
00:43:24 |
spicy hotdogs and wearing a funny hat, |
00:43:28 |
Look, i've been doing |
00:43:30 |
since i hung up my shingle. |
00:43:33 |
Probably never will. |
00:43:34 |
You're a smug unhappy little man, and |
00:43:41 |
Mr. Brady, you and my dad go way back. |
00:43:45 |
Son, i was sorry to hear |
00:43:49 |
But before i decide to keep |
00:43:52 |
i'd have to come by and have |
00:43:55 |
Hey, i'll tell you what: |
00:43:57 |
at a butcher's ass by |
00:43:59 |
but wouldn't you rather |
00:44:01 |
What? I'm failing to make |
00:44:06 |
No, i mean, you can get |
00:44:09 |
by sticking your head up |
00:44:12 |
No, it's gotta be your bull. |
00:44:15 |
Here's the deal, if i want you... |
00:44:18 |
- You have derailed. |
00:44:21 |
Boy, i'm really at |
00:44:23 |
Forget it. I quit. |
00:44:25 |
I can't do this anymore man. My head's |
00:44:32 |
I don't know what i'm doing. |
00:44:34 |
My dad just died. |
00:44:37 |
I'm out here getting my ass kicked, |
00:44:40 |
i want to jerk the wheel into |
00:44:51 |
We'll be in touch. |
00:45:02 |
That guy might not call us. |
00:45:05 |
I can't believe you called me a psycho. |
00:45:07 |
Were you in there just now? |
00:45:09 |
Good God! And comb your hair. |
00:45:11 |
I wouldn't say you did much better. |
00:45:15 |
Watch and learn he says. And i |
00:45:27 |
It's alive! |
00:45:31 |
I think it tried to bite me! |
00:46:00 |
No way that just happened. |
00:46:03 |
My car is completely destroyed. |
00:46:06 |
I swear i've seen a lot of stuff |
00:46:15 |
But sorry about your car, man. |
00:46:25 |
We'll return to the "Zalinsky Family Theater" |
00:46:28 |
Will you shut the window, Tommy! |
00:46:31 |
- No, it's hot in here. |
00:46:33 |
Look, it's him! |
00:46:34 |
America, if you need starters, |
00:46:37 |
gaskets, camshafts, |
00:46:39 |
anything that can be screwed or |
00:46:41 |
Come see ol' Ray! |
00:46:42 |
You want a guarantee? I got a |
00:46:46 |
He's got really weird hair. |
00:46:48 |
But more important is the guarantee |
00:46:52 |
I want your truck to help |
00:46:56 |
I want your cruiser to get out there safely, |
00:46:59 |
And i want your kids to be safe |
00:47:03 |
- Thanks, Ray. |
00:47:05 |
The name's Zalinsky. I make car parts |
00:47:10 |
because that's who i am. |
00:47:13 |
Drive down to Zalinsky. |
00:47:17 |
He seems like a nice guy. |
00:47:19 |
This is the guy trying to buy the company, |
00:47:23 |
and all you can say is |
00:47:26 |
He does. |
00:47:30 |
Michelle! I'm glad you called me back. |
00:47:36 |
I feel my first sale |
00:47:38 |
Yeah, he's here. He's just going |
00:47:43 |
Could we get any more moths in here? |
00:47:46 |
What? Oh, Richard's vacuuming. |
00:47:49 |
He's vacuuming. I don't know. |
00:47:54 |
Can i call you back in a few minutes? |
00:47:58 |
Hey! You can't sleep |
00:48:01 |
And let me lay down |
00:48:04 |
- What are you so mad about? |
00:48:09 |
My car is destroyed. |
00:48:13 |
Which means we only |
00:48:15 |
half million brake pads |
00:48:17 |
or else the factory is going under. |
00:48:19 |
And the one guy who should be caring |
00:48:27 |
You know what, Richard? You don't know |
00:48:30 |
I care about stuff, i'm getting |
00:48:34 |
I'm not, but i could if you help me. |
00:48:38 |
Forget it, i have enough to do without |
00:48:47 |
- Richard, is this your coat? |
00:48:52 |
Fat guy in little coat. |
00:48:57 |
No. |
00:48:58 |
Fat guy in a little coat. |
00:49:06 |
Take it off. |
00:49:09 |
Richard, what's happening? |
00:49:27 |
- Good tune man. |
00:49:32 |
- Yeah, here we go. |
00:49:43 |
- Talk about lame. |
00:49:46 |
You can change it if you want. |
00:49:48 |
- I don't care, it's up to you. |
00:49:50 |
Suit yourself. |
00:50:37 |
Oh, God. |
00:50:56 |
Hey, i was just thinking, when |
00:50:58 |
i think it was you who put the oil in. |
00:51:01 |
Hey, if you're gonna say i didn't |
00:51:04 |
I used 10W-30. |
00:51:06 |
And besides, motor oil would have |
00:51:09 |
True. But you can't latch the hood |
00:51:14 |
you no-selling waste of space! |
00:51:17 |
I'm sorry about your car. |
00:51:21 |
I'm trying my best. |
00:51:23 |
That's right. You're not your dad. |
00:51:25 |
He could sell a ketchup popsicle |
00:51:28 |
- Ketchup popsicle? |
00:51:29 |
I learned everything i know from him. |
00:51:31 |
I didn't have a father, |
00:51:34 |
He was your real dad and you |
00:51:36 |
Hey, i'm big Tom's son, he'll fix |
00:51:40 |
That's it! Get out of the car! |
00:51:44 |
Look Mommy, the rhino is |
00:51:48 |
Him too 'fraid to get out. |
00:51:52 |
That's it big boy. |
00:51:54 |
You're gonna regret volunteering |
00:51:57 |
Hey boys and girls, |
00:51:59 |
You know what, you don't want |
00:52:00 |
Come on, give me your best shot, and i'll |
00:52:04 |
That's it? |
00:52:06 |
Come on, you can do better than that, |
00:52:08 |
Try again. |
00:52:11 |
Hey everybody, is there a |
00:52:16 |
If i wanted a kiss, |
00:52:21 |
That was a good one. |
00:52:26 |
Prehistoric Forest... |
00:52:41 |
Richard, do i have a mark on my face? |
00:52:47 |
No, nothing. I thought i |
00:52:51 |
My shoulder doesn't hurt very much, |
00:52:57 |
Not here, |
00:53:00 |
Nope. Sheep shape. |
00:53:03 |
Waitress could i get that shrimp |
00:53:07 |
Yeah. And you... What can i get- |
00:53:11 |
I knew it. See, Richard? |
00:53:15 |
Kitchen's closed until dinner. |
00:53:19 |
Boy, some chicken wings would really |
00:53:24 |
Let me check. |
00:53:27 |
Okay. I'll just have |
00:53:31 |
- Hey, what's your name? |
00:53:35 |
That's nice. |
00:53:38 |
Helen, we're both in sales. Let me |
00:53:44 |
Let's say i go into some guy's office |
00:53:46 |
let's say he's even remotely |
00:53:49 |
Well, then i get all excited, i'm |
00:53:52 |
with a pretty new pet. |
00:53:56 |
Oh, my pretty little pet. I love you! |
00:54:01 |
So i stroke it, and i |
00:54:05 |
I love it, i love my little |
00:54:11 |
And then i take my |
00:54:20 |
I killed it! |
00:54:26 |
That's when i blow it. |
00:54:27 |
That's when people like us have got |
00:54:33 |
God, you're sick. Tell you what, |
00:54:37 |
i'll go turn the friers back on |
00:54:41 |
Thanks, Helen. Tommy like-y. |
00:54:45 |
Did that board to the head |
00:54:49 |
What are you talking about? |
00:54:51 |
That 180 you just |
00:54:52 |
Why can't you sell like that? |
00:54:54 |
I'm just having fun. |
00:54:57 |
We still got that meat-lovers' |
00:54:59 |
You got the wings cause you're relaxed. |
00:55:04 |
And that's what it takes to sell. |
00:55:07 |
Why do you always have |
00:55:10 |
My dad was smart, i'm not. |
00:55:12 |
Very true. But there's |
00:55:14 |
book smarts, which waved bye-bye |
00:55:17 |
and there's street-smarts, |
00:55:20 |
And you know how to do that, |
00:55:22 |
He was the best at knowing |
00:55:24 |
and what people needed to hear. |
00:55:26 |
That's what selling is all about. |
00:55:28 |
In a way, these people are |
00:55:32 |
Hey everybody, it's Tony Robbins! |
00:55:36 |
- Maybe you're right, Richard. |
00:55:39 |
Holy Lord, look at this guy, caught |
00:55:43 |
- Nice, Richard. |
00:55:53 |
I like your line. |
00:55:55 |
But there's a problem. |
00:55:59 |
If they break down, you can call |
00:56:03 |
Callahan has guaranteed |
00:56:06 |
Maybe so, but it's not on the box. |
00:56:10 |
Comforting you, calling out |
00:56:14 |
"But if i do, i'm gonna |
00:56:16 |
Our brake pads are made of |
00:56:19 |
Son, if you're not talking |
00:56:22 |
My customers need to see that little |
00:56:24 |
- Hey, you can get a good look at your butcher... |
00:56:28 |
What? |
00:56:29 |
- Remember, chicken wings. |
00:56:31 |
Alright, uh, you wanna talk |
00:56:33 |
Fellas, you just ran out of time. |
00:56:38 |
Chicken wings. |
00:56:40 |
Let's think about |
00:56:42 |
Why would someone put a guarantee |
00:56:48 |
Go on! I'm listening. |
00:56:49 |
Here's the way i see it, Ted. |
00:56:51 |
A guy puts a fancy guarantee on the box 'cause |
00:56:55 |
- Yeah, makes a man feel good. |
00:56:58 |
You figure you put that little box |
00:57:02 |
might come down and leave |
00:57:07 |
What's your point? |
00:57:08 |
The point is, how do you know |
00:57:11 |
"Building model airplanes" says the |
00:57:15 |
He sneaks into your house once, |
00:57:17 |
Next thing you know there's money missing |
00:57:19 |
is knocked up. |
00:57:22 |
But why do they put a |
00:57:25 |
'Cause they know all they sold |
00:57:28 |
That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if |
00:57:31 |
and mark it "guaranteed", i will. |
00:57:34 |
But for now, for your customers' sake, |
00:57:37 |
you might wanna think about |
00:57:42 |
Okay, i'll buy from you. |
00:57:44 |
- Well I... |
00:57:49 |
He's made one deal, Paul. |
00:57:52 |
What would be good for us? |
00:57:55 |
They're not gonna sell the factory |
00:57:58 |
Why don't you come to bed? |
00:58:00 |
I got it! What does every |
00:58:04 |
They make stuff. They gotta ship it. |
00:58:07 |
We stop the trucks, |
00:59:07 |
Not good. |
00:59:16 |
Come on man, let's at least take five |
00:59:20 |
Look, we got lucky, don't jinx it. |
00:59:23 |
before the loan's due. I gotta finish figuring |
00:59:26 |
Okay, i'll tell you what. You work out that |
00:59:30 |
The only thing i need to figure out is |
00:59:34 |
The salesman has left the building. |
00:59:38 |
Chill bud. |
00:59:58 |
Oh, mamasita! |
01:00:04 |
Hi. |
01:00:05 |
Tommy, scram! Don't give her |
01:00:07 |
Do you know where the weight room is? |
01:00:10 |
Sorry. |
01:00:15 |
Oh, daddy likes! You get wet |
01:00:18 |
Now take off that itchy robe. |
01:00:32 |
Nobody's around. |
01:00:41 |
Oh, for the love of God, i've been patient. |
01:00:45 |
You've been on the- |
01:00:50 |
No one's looking. |
01:00:57 |
Bad girl. |
01:01:01 |
I'm back. |
01:01:06 |
- Richard, what were you doing? |
01:01:11 |
- Where are they? Geez, i don't see them. |
01:01:15 |
- I thought you were getting pizza. |
01:01:18 |
How could you be reading documents |
01:01:22 |
That's a mystery. |
01:01:24 |
- Were you watching "Spank-tro-Vision"? |
01:01:30 |
Maybe you were watching a movie with |
01:01:34 |
Buddy Wackett? |
01:01:36 |
All right then, |
01:01:38 |
- Hey, that's a pretty girl down there. |
01:01:41 |
Geez, i wonder if she goes out |
01:01:45 |
Couldn't tell ya. |
01:01:55 |
Big day tomorrow. |
01:01:58 |
Yup, that'd be good. |
01:02:04 |
Richard? Who's your favorite |
01:02:14 |
Sinner! |
01:02:29 |
Yes, i'll buy. |
01:02:31 |
Yes, i like what i hear. |
01:02:32 |
Yes, sounds good. |
01:02:33 |
By the way, did you ever |
01:02:43 |
Son of a... |
01:02:54 |
A thousand units to Oshkosh? |
01:02:57 |
Your dad never sold a |
01:03:00 |
Uh uh, since i've been here. |
01:03:51 |
Lord, i never had to tinkle |
01:03:58 |
Richard! You're a riot! |
01:04:01 |
Stop the car! Son of a... |
01:04:04 |
What the hell's gotten |
01:04:07 |
stuck in the zipper, i |
01:04:31 |
Ok, thanks. Bye, i owe you. |
01:04:36 |
Oh, there you are. While i was waiting |
01:04:39 |
Okay, mom, i'll call you |
01:04:43 |
What do you want? |
01:04:46 |
I just wanted to tell you that Tommy's |
01:04:50 |
and well, thought you |
01:04:52 |
God, he's so sweet. |
01:04:53 |
You've no idea how much it means |
01:04:56 |
He says the sweetest things about her. |
01:04:59 |
Everything he does is sweet. |
01:05:03 |
This Friday. Which is great, because |
01:05:06 |
He's turned into this... |
01:05:09 |
Well, between that and the sweetness, |
01:05:18 |
I gotta go. |
01:05:23 |
Yes, sir. I can have that for you tomorrow. |
01:05:42 |
- Housekeeping. |
01:05:46 |
- Housekeeping. |
01:05:52 |
- Housekeeping. You want towel? |
01:05:57 |
Housekeeping. You |
01:06:00 |
Please, go away! Let me |
01:06:05 |
Housekeeping. You want me jerk you off? |
01:06:09 |
What kind of hotel is this. |
01:06:13 |
Good morning, sunshine. |
01:06:15 |
Hey, guess what, i just called "Auto Tech" |
01:06:18 |
So according to my calculations, |
01:06:21 |
- We did it? |
01:06:24 |
Oh, Richard, i'm so happy! |
01:06:28 |
Don't run away from your feelings! |
01:07:57 |
Something went haywire down |
01:07:59 |
Your shipments got |
01:08:02 |
the wrong parts went to the wrong cities. |
01:08:05 |
I don't believe this. |
01:08:07 |
Ok, so we call everyone |
01:08:09 |
Half the orders have |
01:08:12 |
What?! |
01:08:13 |
They think it's an indication |
01:08:16 |
The real problem is that we won't be |
01:08:19 |
It's like a bad "Twilight Zone". |
01:08:21 |
I think i'm growing a tumor. |
01:08:23 |
Look, we talk to the bank. |
01:08:25 |
We've been doing business |
01:08:28 |
Tommy, it's all over. |
01:08:30 |
You made a valiant effort, but |
01:08:34 |
I'm flying to Chicago |
01:08:37 |
- What's gonna happen to the factory? |
01:08:40 |
Zalinsky doesn't care |
01:08:42 |
He wants the Callahan name, that's all. |
01:08:45 |
Did anyone see "Scanners"? |
01:08:47 |
Bottom line is, by 6pm tomorrow |
01:09:01 |
Don't say anything, ok! I know i've |
01:09:05 |
so let me pack my things |
01:09:07 |
a dark hole for a few years. |
01:09:09 |
Hi. |
01:09:15 |
- So, do you hate me? |
01:09:17 |
I guaranteed overnight delivery. |
01:09:20 |
- We faxed to our shipping addresses, didn't we? |
01:09:23 |
And they were right when i put |
01:09:27 |
And how could- |
01:09:29 |
I know it was big, |
01:09:35 |
Why can't you put your files in the |
01:09:38 |
I mean, maybe if you weren't such |
01:09:42 |
Don't worry because i've quit. So you |
01:09:46 |
Michelle, wait! |
01:09:56 |
Thanks. Have a good flight. |
01:10:00 |
Hi, i called about a ticket |
01:10:03 |
Right. That flight goes through Columbus. |
01:10:13 |
Excuse me. |
01:10:22 |
Hello, is detective Duane Brock |
01:10:28 |
This town doesn't even know |
01:10:31 |
Fish in a barrel, my man. |
01:10:35 |
Fish in a barrel... |
01:10:42 |
What's wrong with you, Richard? |
01:10:44 |
Don't you know we could |
01:10:46 |
I'm sorry. I need not know that. |
01:10:51 |
- That is? |
01:10:53 |
Oh, Lord! |
01:10:57 |
Here we go! |
01:11:00 |
Cops! |
01:11:01 |
Dammit, Richard. |
01:11:04 |
They're never gonna believe |
01:11:08 |
- What are you doing? |
01:11:13 |
What the hell? |
01:11:15 |
When i stop the car, |
01:11:18 |
No problem. |
01:11:23 |
Little trick my dad taught me. |
01:11:30 |
Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! |
01:11:36 |
God, they're huge! |
01:11:41 |
Son, roll around! |
01:11:44 |
- Roll around on the ground! |
01:11:47 |
Save yourself, Tommy! |
01:11:50 |
- Frank, i'm allergic to bees. |
01:11:53 |
They're huge and they sting crazy! |
01:11:55 |
We'll come back |
01:11:58 |
Save yourselves! |
01:11:59 |
Your firearms are useless against them! |
01:12:06 |
Holy shnikees, it worked! |
01:12:08 |
I just barfed in an anthill. |
01:12:19 |
Yeah. That's the answer. |
01:12:21 |
Doesn't look like the answer. |
01:12:24 |
No! Zalinsky. We go to Chicago, |
01:12:28 |
He seems like a good guy on TV. |
01:12:31 |
You're dreaming. You can't stop him. |
01:12:36 |
What the hell? In less than 24hs |
01:12:39 |
So why not give it a shot? |
01:12:42 |
- Chicago? |
01:12:55 |
- You can't park here! |
01:12:58 |
Where are you going? |
01:13:00 |
Leave me a message and |
01:13:02 |
Hi, Michelle. This is Tommy. |
01:13:08 |
I was being an idiot. I wanna |
01:13:14 |
Anyway, me and Richard are going |
01:13:18 |
The next flight to Chicago |
01:13:20 |
i'm sorry, it's completely sold out. |
01:13:23 |
I can put you on another one |
01:13:26 |
Lady, we really need to get to Chicago. |
01:13:32 |
I can put you in to |
01:13:37 |
I don't have time to go thru another city. |
01:13:41 |
Oh, i can reserve you a flight |
01:13:46 |
Does that help? |
01:13:46 |
Hi. I'm Earth. |
01:13:49 |
I don't think so. |
01:13:51 |
So, i'll talk to you later. Okay, bye. |
01:13:54 |
We're screwed. No tickets |
01:13:58 |
There's gotta be something we can do. |
01:14:01 |
Wait a minute! You got any money? |
01:14:14 |
We're gonna get busted, |
01:14:16 |
Too late. |
01:14:17 |
Hey, guess who's here! |
01:14:19 |
What are we serving tonight, |
01:14:23 |
What a nice surprise! They said we |
01:14:26 |
You two take coach. Oh, and could |
01:14:29 |
Okey dokey. No problemo. |
01:14:30 |
They're gonna know we're bogus. |
01:14:32 |
Relax! You get on the horn! |
01:14:34 |
I throw some peanuts at 'em. |
01:14:41 |
Ok, folks, the guy in |
01:14:44 |
He'll be taking you through |
01:14:46 |
Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, |
01:14:53 |
Exits! Ok, there's one back here, |
01:14:56 |
and there's probably one |
01:14:58 |
usually. |
01:15:02 |
To fasten, take the little end |
01:15:05 |
You know what, if you guys |
01:15:08 |
just ring the call button and Tommy will |
01:15:10 |
with a tack hammer |
01:15:13 |
Ok, and life preservers. |
01:15:16 |
Although what are the odds |
01:15:17 |
of us actually hitting a lake? |
01:15:19 |
My money says if anything, |
01:15:21 |
To inflate, put it around your |
01:15:28 |
Son of a! |
01:15:31 |
Chocking! |
01:15:40 |
He's a big dumb animal, |
01:15:44 |
Folks, we're making our final |
01:15:48 |
Ma'am, are you still alive? |
01:15:51 |
Ma'am there's a half hour time limit. |
01:16:11 |
Ok, now, we're running out of time, |
01:16:15 |
Now go change! |
01:16:21 |
Go! |
01:17:16 |
Fasten your seat belt. |
01:17:34 |
I'm okay. I'm fine, i'm fine now. |
01:17:49 |
- What are you doing? |
01:17:52 |
You're gonna smell like a cab driver. |
01:17:56 |
I wanna be fresh for the meeting. |
01:17:58 |
Well, you look good. Are you ready? |
01:18:00 |
Ready or not, this is crunch time. |
01:18:02 |
525... That's it! |
01:18:09 |
Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark. |
01:18:11 |
- Whoa, look at this place! |
01:18:16 |
Oh my God, it's him! There he is, |
01:18:24 |
Let's do it! It's go time. |
01:18:33 |
Where did he go? |
01:18:34 |
I don't know. You check the elevators, |
01:18:45 |
Where is he? Where is he? |
01:18:49 |
Listen up! This'll only take a second! |
01:19:05 |
- Wow, what's going on down here? |
01:19:07 |
- Okay. Why? |
01:19:10 |
- Am i consorting with a known felon? |
01:19:13 |
Hey mom! It's the guy |
01:19:15 |
I didn't rob any bank. |
01:19:17 |
Oh, yeah, right. Like there was |
01:19:22 |
I got a tiny head? |
01:19:28 |
Zalinsky. |
01:19:34 |
Say something! |
01:19:39 |
Mr. Zalinsky? I'm Tommy Callahan. |
01:19:44 |
Sorry to hear about your dad. |
01:19:49 |
Went a little heavy on the |
01:19:53 |
Sir, it's a taxi cab air-freshener. |
01:19:55 |
Great, you've pinpointed it. |
01:19:59 |
Sir, what exactly happened here? |
01:20:01 |
He came out of the shadows behind me |
01:20:03 |
and after he hit me many many |
01:20:06 |
i had to give him my gun, |
01:20:09 |
So as more details emerge on |
01:20:13 |
Action 8 will be there. |
01:20:14 |
But the "Callahan" factory's |
01:20:17 |
you can't just shut it down. |
01:20:19 |
Son, you gotta look at it |
01:20:22 |
Callahan's a premium name. |
01:20:24 |
I can make the parts in one of my |
01:20:28 |
and sell 'em in my stores. |
01:20:29 |
At a premium price. Why keep your factory |
01:20:33 |
I'll tell you why. Cause |
01:20:35 |
Callahan factory is the |
01:20:38 |
Look, believe it or not, |
01:20:40 |
I'm thinning the corporate herd. |
01:20:42 |
You've seen "Daktari"? |
01:20:44 |
So the kids cry when you tie an old |
01:20:47 |
But that's life! |
01:20:49 |
We've gotta have the strength to |
01:20:52 |
and bash 'em with a shovel. |
01:20:53 |
Meanwhile, if i can grab |
01:20:56 |
put a little coin in the |
01:20:58 |
Well, what the hell, |
01:21:01 |
Boy, you sure are different |
01:21:03 |
What the American public |
01:21:05 |
is what makes them |
01:21:12 |
God, i love that! |
01:21:13 |
Hell, folks believe me when i tell them: We're |
01:21:17 |
we're adding horsepower |
01:21:26 |
You say a word to anyone and i |
01:21:29 |
It looks real. |
01:21:34 |
Yeah, television's been |
01:21:36 |
I make car parts for the American |
01:21:41 |
and that's who i care about. |
01:21:45 |
The truth is i make car parts |
01:21:48 |
because i'm a hell of a salesman, |
01:21:50 |
Well, son, since you're no longer the |
01:21:53 |
Don't feel bad. |
01:21:54 |
This chain of events was set in |
01:21:57 |
You and your bald headed friend, |
01:21:59 |
that's commendable. |
01:22:00 |
Marty, have security |
01:22:02 |
Mrs. Callahan. |
01:22:08 |
What's my family doing in there? |
01:22:21 |
I thought they were on my side. |
01:22:23 |
They had a lot to gain |
01:22:25 |
Boy, did i screw up. |
01:22:27 |
My so-called family deserted me. |
01:22:30 |
Michelle's mad at me. |
01:22:32 |
The town's going under |
01:22:37 |
Could have done without that. |
01:22:43 |
Boy, i sure let my dad down. |
01:22:45 |
You tried as hard as you could. |
01:22:48 |
When we first started out i thought you'd just walk |
01:22:51 |
But you didn't. So your dad |
01:22:56 |
And you got a friend out of it. |
01:22:57 |
Now, i know it doesn't matter |
01:23:02 |
...i don't. |
01:23:06 |
Thanks man. |
01:23:09 |
Tommy. |
01:23:13 |
Michelle! |
01:23:14 |
- Don't tell her about my hair! |
01:23:16 |
God, i was worried i wouldn't find you. |
01:23:18 |
- Hey, what are you doing here? |
01:23:20 |
Okay, i was at the airport. |
01:23:23 |
And i saw your step-brother and your |
01:23:26 |
- So? |
01:23:29 |
- Doing his mommy? |
01:23:32 |
They were lying to your dad the whole time. |
01:23:35 |
See? |
01:23:36 |
They lied to my dad? |
01:23:37 |
They're con artists. |
01:23:38 |
They lied to my dad. |
01:23:49 |
Richard, i'm gonna need your watch. |
01:24:06 |
Folks, Mr. Zalinsky gave us specific |
01:24:09 |
Sorry boys. |
01:24:12 |
My God, he's wired! |
01:24:13 |
And uh, no cops. |
01:24:22 |
- That was fun. |
01:24:24 |
Well, it's 6 o'clock, |
01:24:28 |
Excuse me! |
01:24:35 |
Done this before? |
01:24:37 |
Thank you, Marty. |
01:24:45 |
My, your hands move quickly! |
01:24:48 |
Only when i see something |
01:24:52 |
Just doesn't seem right. |
01:24:54 |
Hi! Got a second? |
01:24:56 |
- What the hell's going on? |
01:24:59 |
Tommy, what are you doing? |
01:25:00 |
Hi, Ted. Hi, Frank. |
01:25:02 |
Okay, we're live. |
01:25:03 |
We now switch live to our reporter |
01:25:06 |
This is Nicole Taylor, |
01:25:08 |
Hey, look! It's Tommy! |
01:25:11 |
Nicole, i've got something to say. |
01:25:15 |
Hi. This is Tommy Callahan |
01:25:18 |
American auto-parts king. |
01:25:19 |
Honey, look at this |
01:25:23 |
Oh yeah, i buy brake pads off him. |
01:25:28 |
Mr. Zalinsky, for years you've |
01:25:31 |
And they always end up with you saying: |
01:25:39 |
I make car parts for the American |
01:25:43 |
and that's who i care about. |
01:25:45 |
That's why i'm here, Ray. |
01:25:48 |
there are 300 American |
01:25:51 |
We make the best parts money can buy. |
01:25:53 |
And right now those workers are |
01:25:56 |
They're praying that somebody's |
01:25:59 |
Is that why you've strapped |
01:26:01 |
Oh, this isn't a bomb. |
01:26:03 |
Road flares? |
01:26:04 |
Did you live under power lines |
01:26:07 |
Why? |
01:26:08 |
Do you guys want this |
01:26:10 |
"Gladiators". |
01:26:12 |
So, do you think "Zalinsky Industries" |
01:26:15 |
I'll be happy to look into it. |
01:26:19 |
I'll tell you what, i can get a good look at |
01:26:23 |
but i'd rather take |
01:26:26 |
Am i just severely wasted |
01:26:30 |
No, it's TV, man. |
01:26:34 |
Ray, we're not looking for a handout here. |
01:26:38 |
This is an order for half-a-million |
01:26:41 |
to be sold in your stores. |
01:26:43 |
Made by the American working man, |
01:26:52 |
Absolutely. It'd be my great pleasure. |
01:26:56 |
A great American product, right? |
01:26:58 |
I don't believe it. Tommy just |
01:27:01 |
Tommy just sold a |
01:27:12 |
What difference does it make? The company's |
01:27:17 |
Mr. Zalinsky, thank you. |
01:27:19 |
Thank you Tommy boy. |
01:27:22 |
And remember you can pick up these |
01:27:25 |
all my "Zalinsky Auto Parts" |
01:27:29 |
Bravo, Tommy! |
01:27:30 |
For the moment it looks like a tragedy |
01:27:34 |
For Action News, i'm Nicole Taylor, |
01:27:39 |
Okay, we're out of here! |
01:27:40 |
Wait a minute, fat boy! |
01:27:43 |
You don't even have |
01:27:45 |
Gee, funny you should bring that up. |
01:27:47 |
'Cause i'm not sure that you |
01:27:50 |
What have we got here? |
01:27:54 |
- What's all this about? |
01:27:56 |
Paul Barrish, married |
01:27:59 |
a.k.a. Beverly Burns. |
01:28:01 |
be married to Paul |
01:28:04 |
- Interesting. |
01:28:07 |
Well, i think it means that your |
01:28:10 |
Which also means that Beverly's |
01:28:13 |
- Isn't that right, Mr. Rittenhauer? |
01:28:15 |
- Mr. Railly? |
01:28:17 |
- Mr. Gilmore? |
01:28:20 |
And let me guess, you're not going to be |
01:28:24 |
No sir. |
01:28:26 |
Ray, i have no idea what |
01:28:28 |
That's it! You're not gonna take this. |
01:28:31 |
It's not over yet, Lee Harvey. |
01:28:33 |
Let's see. Warrants outstanding! |
01:28:37 |
Colorado: Wire fraud. |
01:28:39 |
And coming soon to Ohio: |
01:28:47 |
Get him! |
01:28:48 |
Don't let him leave the complex, Marty! |
01:28:54 |
Hey, you forgot your wife! |
01:28:56 |
Screw you! |
01:28:59 |
Crash Test in Progress. |
01:29:04 |
Not good. |
01:29:05 |
Hit the brakes! |
01:29:20 |
That will ruin his weekend. |
01:29:22 |
Well kid, you threw one by me. |
01:29:24 |
Savour the flavour, cause it |
01:29:27 |
- In the meantime, good luck to you. |
01:29:30 |
Marty, cut a check to Callahan |
01:29:32 |
And you, with all this excitement around |
01:29:36 |
Wanna step over to my club |
01:29:43 |
- Thank you. I'd like that. |
01:29:45 |
Marty, find out where the |
01:29:47 |
Send over a bottle of bubbly |
01:29:49 |
Have it say: |
01:29:51 |
use the bucket to ice down |
01:29:55 |
Well, Mr. Callahan, looks like |
01:29:58 |
Yes sir, Mr. Rittenhauer. |
01:30:00 |
- That's great, Tommy! |
01:30:03 |
Way to go, Tommy Callahan! |
01:30:12 |
- That was pathetic. |
01:30:18 |
It's a very proud day for me. |
01:30:21 |
I want to introduce you to the |
01:30:25 |
Tom Callahan Junior. |
01:30:34 |
Tommy, will you say something! |
01:30:42 |
Ever since i was a kid, you people |
01:30:47 |
Louis, we built our |
01:30:50 |
And Danny, remember when we used |
01:30:56 |
R.T., i lost my virginity to your |
01:31:02 |
Rob, you were there. |
01:31:06 |
Anyway, i just want you to know that |
01:31:09 |
bust my butt and make sure that |
01:31:11 |
every last one of you always has |
01:31:43 |
Dad, got a little problem here. |
01:31:46 |
I've been stuck here for |
01:31:49 |
I'm supposed to be |
01:31:52 |
So if you could give me a |
01:31:55 |
If not, don't worry about it. |
01:32:01 |
I'm trying to do everything |
01:32:02 |
and so far it's going pretty good. |
01:32:05 |
I just wanna tell you that... |
01:32:10 |
i sure miss you a lot. |
01:32:29 |
Hey, thanks dad! |
01:32:32 |
Son of a...! |