Tommy Boy

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00:00:22 Tommy, hurry up, you're gonna
00:00:46 Son of a...
00:00:58 TOMMY BOY
00:01:04 Damn!
00:01:23 Nice doggy, nice doggy!
00:01:28 Holy shnikees!
00:01:35 Late again Tommy?
00:01:37 - You're pathetic.
00:01:43 Hurry up Tommy, hurry up!
00:01:55 Damn!
00:02:27 Hi. How are you?
00:02:48 Oh, man!
00:02:53 Son of a...
00:03:39 Sorry. Excuse me.
00:03:42 Can I Just check this, uh.
00:03:44 D +?
00:03:51 I passed! Oh, man i got a D+!
00:03:54 I'm gonna graduate!
00:03:58 I wish that we'd known each other.
00:04:02 I'm gonna graduate!
00:04:04 D+!
00:04:16 Hey guys, do i look different now that
00:04:20 Not really.
00:04:23 Apparently they give a lot
00:04:26 It's not a grade they like to give out,
00:04:29 Yeah, you mentioned that.
00:04:31 So, that's it for school, uh?
00:04:33 No idea.
00:04:34 Well, for now i'll probably go back and
00:04:39 And after that, figure it out.
00:04:41 I'm gonna miss you man.
00:04:43 Uh-uh, you are the best.
00:04:46 I love all you guys.
00:04:56 I'm gonna make a toast.
00:04:57 To the best bunch of rugby
00:05:00 Yes sir.
00:05:01 Maybe we weren't the smartest
00:05:03 Maybe we spent too much time
00:05:06 - But we had fun, huh?
00:05:13 Now, some of us are leaving,
00:05:16 But this isn't the end.
00:05:19 We're gonna show this world
00:05:39 - Richard Hayden?
00:05:42 So where's my dad? I thought he was
00:05:44 He was at the airport this morning,
00:05:47 He said he had a surprise for me.
00:05:49 Maybe. I guess you should have called.
00:05:51 I did call, earlier, when...
00:05:54 - Earlier? When was that?
00:05:58 When, when... then... I...
00:06:00 A message?
00:06:01 - 249... 5... 678...
00:06:08 I can't hear you. You're trailing off.
00:06:11 What Were you calling from,
00:06:13 No, it was cordless.
00:06:15 You know what? Don't.
00:06:17 Did you hear i finally graduated?
00:06:20 Yeah. And just a shade under
00:06:22 You know, a lot of people
00:06:25 I know. They're called doctors.
00:06:27 Oh, that has to be you.
00:06:32 Spray that thing for bugs?
00:06:57 Hey, what happened to the tire plant?
00:06:59 They shut it down last month.
00:07:01 Would you mind not eating in the car?
00:07:04 - You still got your GTX car, huh?
00:07:07 And i dropped in a 440 Magnum
00:07:10 You hang on to a car this cherry,
00:07:13 Kinda' like your suitcase... Hey, what's
00:07:17 I don't know Tommy. I didn't really
00:07:22 - Hey, the muffler plant's gone too.
00:07:25 Come on! Dammit.
00:07:29 That sounds good. Melted
00:07:33 That really ups the resale value.
00:07:34 I think you're gonna be ok here.
00:07:37 'Surprised you didn't know that.
00:07:40 I think your brain is
00:07:43 Your brain has the shell on it.
00:07:46 - Are you talking?
00:08:00 Ron, don't tell me the bank
00:08:04 Any business that tries to wait
00:08:07 In auto-parts, you're either
00:08:10 There ain't no third direction.
00:08:11 Tom, you're talking about a huge loan.
00:08:15 you should take on a partner.
00:08:17 This always has and always
00:08:21 My grandfather founded it in '21,
00:08:23 my father kept it running
00:08:25 my aunt Ilenne, ran it when
00:08:27 and someday my son will run it.
00:08:29 - Hi dad.
00:08:40 Am i proud of you.
00:08:44 Thanks dad.
00:08:45 - You're looking great kid.
00:08:49 Oh, how you doin' Mr. Reilly?
00:08:50 Real good. I had a kidney removed last
00:08:55 You remember Mr. Gilmore
00:08:57 - Yeah. Nice to see you again sir.
00:08:59 Listen, why don't you come out
00:09:01 Mr. Gilmore needs reminding
00:09:03 Richard, could you huh...
00:09:05 Run these figures by accounting.
00:09:07 My fellow nerds and I will retire
00:09:10 We should have something for you...
00:09:14 Hard hats, gentlemen. If you get hit in
00:09:19 they scoop your brains up with
00:09:24 Hey, look alive!
00:09:29 Son of a...
00:09:31 - You all right, Tommy?
00:09:33 - What happened?
00:09:35 - Danny! How's that new son-in-law?
00:09:38 Hey Tommy, you're back!
00:09:42 Thanks, Danny.
00:09:50 - Hey, Tommy!
00:09:52 Hey how are you. Good to see ya,
00:09:57 - Hey, Sammy!
00:10:01 Hang in there, Ron.
00:10:04 Lou, i got some papers i want
00:10:06 - Hey, Tommy!
00:10:09 Yeah, I was going crazy on the loading
00:10:12 - Hey, what is this thing?
00:10:14 I take oil filters that need smoothing
00:10:17 Cool!
00:10:18 - Can i try one?
00:10:28 Nice distance.
00:10:30 - Tommy! Come on! Let's go!
00:10:35 Here she is, Ron. My dream. This, my
00:10:41 And the future of "Callahan Auto".
00:10:43 - Quite a sight, Tom.
00:10:46 You say these brake pads are gonna
00:10:49 Composed of high grade
00:10:51 They're the goddamned Rolls Royce
00:10:54 I get tears off my eyes
00:11:03 You coming awful fast,
00:11:05 I need fresh capital for material,
00:11:08 before i can turn these machines on.
00:11:10 Look out!
00:11:14 In 23 years, have i ever
00:11:17 Why say "no" when it feels
00:11:30 I was checking the, ah, specs on the
00:11:36 - I'm retarded...
00:11:39 Yes, sir.
00:11:45 Okay, left.
00:11:47 Can i open my eyes now dad?
00:11:49 I never told you you had to close
00:11:52 Yeah, go ahead! Open 'em up.
00:11:54 That's my name!
00:11:55 Yeah, and that's your new office
00:11:59 Awesome!
00:12:03 This is great... you
00:12:07 Soda in here. Milk, yoghurt.
00:12:10 You can put candy bars in the freezer.
00:12:12 Anything that you wanna keep cool.
00:12:14 Mr. Callahan, i need your
00:12:17 John Hancock...
00:12:21 - Richard, check out my new office!
00:12:25 And why shouldn't you?
00:12:29 Now look son, these are
00:12:32 Get to know them,
00:12:33 Richard, you promise me you're gonna look
00:12:38 Sure. And thanks for choosing me.
00:12:41 Now don't forget, we're
00:12:43 I got another surprise for you.
00:12:45 Cool! Thanks, dad.
00:12:50 It's called reading. Top to bottom,
00:12:53 Group words
00:12:55 Take Tylenol for any headaches.
00:12:58 Shut up!
00:13:38 Can i open my eyes now dad?
00:13:39 For God's sake son, will you quit
00:13:42 Holy shnikees!
00:13:52 - Is that for me?
00:13:58 Dad, she's like a ten.
00:14:01 Hi, honey.
00:14:05 - Are you Tommy?
00:14:08 I'm Beverly,
00:14:11 Nah...
00:14:13 Son, i got an announcement to make.
00:14:16 Tom, i've asked Beverly
00:14:20 Wow, man!
00:14:28 What did she say?
00:14:31 It's so cool that you're getting married
00:14:35 Here you go, sweetie.
00:14:37 We met at the fat farm
00:14:40 Beverly was one of the trainers. In fact
00:14:44 i didn't wanna
00:14:48 Wait 'til you hear this! She's got a son.
00:14:52 I met him. He's a terrific guy.
00:14:54 He's coming here today,
00:14:56 Tommy, it sounds funny saying this, but
00:15:02 Brother? I'm gonna have a brother?
00:15:09 Speak of the devil.
00:15:10 A brother!
00:15:16 - Brother?
00:15:19 Brothers don't shake hands.
00:15:37 I can't believe i have a whole
00:15:41 Yeah. Great.
00:15:43 No offense, but if i showed a picture of
00:15:46 she'd definitely be
00:15:51 I'm honoured.
00:15:53 So is there anything to
00:15:55 Tons of stuff.
00:15:59 We go to the livestock auction
00:16:02 Throw stuff off the bridge.
00:16:04 I don't know. Something
00:16:07 Sure. All you can handle bro.
00:16:23 Look at 'em there!
00:16:26 I want the one on the left.
00:16:37 - Does it make a difference?
00:16:39 - Wait a second. Is this your first time?
00:16:45 You're gonna remember this
00:16:48 Can't believe you've
00:16:51 Get ready to live!
00:16:55 She's sleeping. What you do is put
00:17:01 - And?
00:17:06 And this doesn't strike
00:17:09 We're family. We're gonna be doing
00:17:12 Wait 'til Christmas.
00:17:15 You keep your feet
00:17:17 Stay between the udder
00:17:20 32 belly option on 2-1-2.
00:17:29 Holy Shnikees!
00:17:31 Hey, get off my property!
00:17:33 Run for it!
00:17:41 - I'll save you brother!
00:17:44 Get up!
00:17:45 - Come on!
00:17:50 Hey, get me! My turn!
00:17:52 These shoes are Italian.
00:17:55 Man! Did i get dooshed with mud!
00:17:58 Hey Chucko, that
00:18:02 Oh, man, that's cold!
00:18:05 I'm a maniac. Maniac...
00:18:08 ...on the floor. And i'm dancing
00:18:16 Did you eat a lot
00:18:19 Why?
00:18:41 - Mornin', Richard.
00:18:53 Luke, I am your father.
00:19:03 I've interrupted "happy
00:19:05 you to check out the
00:19:07 at the loading dock. Now, i know you'd
00:19:11 not slim, but we gotta
00:19:14 - That was from Star Wars".
00:19:24 R.T. I think i figured out the problem.
00:19:27 This order's going to Columbus.
00:19:30 but you've got it
00:19:33 That's because it's going to Columbus,
00:19:38 You see these letters by the city?
00:19:42 - What else you got, Wonder Boy?
00:19:47 Tommy, maybe you should go back
00:19:53 and study a globe.
00:19:56 Tommy Callahan?
00:19:58 Michelle Brock. Chaparrall High.
00:20:01 Yeah, i remember!
00:20:05 You work here?
00:20:09 Come on in!
00:20:12 He's pissed off 'cause he recently
00:20:14 A loser he is!
00:20:18 Nice. How come you don't put
00:20:22 I don't like file cabinets.
00:20:24 - Why not?
00:20:26 I've got my own system.
00:20:28 All the shipping
00:20:29 which means i spend about half of my
00:20:33 So if i couldn't do
00:20:35 i'd probably freak out and
00:20:37 Cool!
00:20:39 Hey, remember your brother, Duane?
00:20:43 We used to go to "Safeway" all the time
00:20:47 He's a cop. He had to get
00:20:50 moved to Cuyahoga Falls.
00:20:57 - Want one?
00:20:59 I have what doctors call
00:21:03 I used to grab bear claws
00:21:06 and i'd get 'em lodged
00:21:09 - How about some coffee?
00:21:19 - Man, i bet half the town's here.
00:21:24 - You look great dad.
00:21:30 Listen, this marriage thing, i know
00:21:35 Ever since your mom died...
00:21:44 Something about getting old
00:21:49 You know... it's something...
00:21:54 Dad... It's cool, you know.
00:21:58 I just want you to be happy.
00:22:03 Yeah, i know you do.
00:22:05 I am, Tommy boy.
00:22:08 - They're ready for you sir.
00:22:13 - How do we look?
00:22:20 I think that's the champagne talking.
00:22:26 And so these vows are held sacred from
00:22:28 now until eternity.
00:22:31 who finds a reason these
00:22:34 speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:22:37 You kiddin'?
00:22:41 Now by the power invested in
00:22:45 i now pronounce you man and wife.
00:23:13 Say something for the bride and groom!
00:23:15 Hey dad and Beverly, this is Michelle Brock,
00:23:19 - Michelle, say a little something into the camera!
00:23:24 Sounds good, Tom, but i'd like to take
00:23:28 Fair enough, Doug. 'Course i can get a
00:23:32 by sticking my head up a bulls ass,
00:23:33 but i'd rather take
00:23:36 Bull's ass, that's great.
00:23:38 And you guarantee everything you sell?
00:23:40 You know i could guarantee you all day
00:23:44 only as good as the man who writes it.
00:23:47 Sounds good, Tom.
00:23:50 Good man!
00:23:51 You're still the best, Tom.
00:23:53 Eight whisky-sours and i still sell
00:23:57 I just wanna tell you you really
00:24:00 Yeah, Tom, you're a lucky man.
00:24:04 Good Lord!
00:24:06 Oh no! Listen, Richard, you got
00:24:10 - It'll cost ya.
00:24:13 All right, all right,
00:24:15 Wait a minute...
00:24:18 Listen, i wanna thank you
00:24:21 to welcome two new Callahans
00:24:24 My beautiful wife, Beverly
00:24:27 I feel like i'm the luckiest
00:24:31 Hit it!
00:24:33 And right now i'm gonna need you,
00:24:38 - Oh, for me dad?
00:24:41 Dad, i really don't think...
00:24:45 First rocker, take it,
00:24:54 That's right, Tommy boy!
00:25:04 Shake the rock to me!
00:25:10 That's right, dad!
00:25:49 Dad?
00:25:50 Somebody call 911!
00:26:07 There's not much more
00:26:10 We've lost someone
00:26:13 Even though Tom is gone,
00:26:16 he'll remain in our lives for ever.
00:26:20 Comforting us, making us laugh...
00:26:23 and marching over us.
00:27:43 My dad gave me this boat.
00:27:45 We'd come out here late at night,
00:27:48 and then he'd be over there,
00:27:51 "Quit playing with your dingie!"
00:27:58 I'm gonna really miss him.
00:28:05 - Your father was a great guy.
00:28:14 I'm really glad you
00:28:16 Can't believe you wanted to.
00:28:20 If we had some wind...
00:28:22 I can't believe there's no wind.
00:28:25 You need wind... cause it, uh-
00:28:28 - Helps push the sail.
00:28:33 So, what are you gonna do now?
00:28:36 I don't know.
00:28:40 But, i gotta do something.
00:28:44 - Man, do i sound like an idiot?
00:28:49 Sorry about this wind. I can't believe
00:28:53 - This is ridiculous.
00:29:01 Hey tub-o! You ain't moving!
00:29:04 Yeah, need a little wind here!
00:29:07 No. You need to drop
00:29:13 Rascals.
00:29:14 I guess that's your theory.
00:29:18 So, we'll see what
00:29:21 Hey, your sail is limp,
00:29:24 Watch your language
00:29:27 Geez!
00:29:30 Hey, Gilligan,
00:29:32 You kids better pray to the god of skinny
00:29:38 cause i'll come over there
00:29:45 Eapers creepers, those guys keep
00:29:49 You were saying about the uh...
00:29:51 Hey lady, look out!
00:29:54 Yeah. Free Willy!
00:29:57 Listen up you little spazoids,
00:30:01 i've seen where you sleep.
00:30:04 that your mothers will cry when
00:30:19 I was just kidding.
00:30:23 That was awesome!
00:30:31 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:30:33 Zalinsky Industries has an offer
00:30:37 But as you realize "Callahan"
00:30:40 since Tommy's great grandfather
00:30:44 And i'll be damned if that's
00:30:47 Frank, if we sell while
00:30:49 everyone who owns stock in this
00:30:52 That of course includes you,
00:30:55 Now that you and Tommy
00:30:57 It seems vulgar to think about
00:31:00 I don't wanna hear
00:31:02 But Ron, we do need that loan
00:31:05 until we figure things out.
00:31:07 I'm sorry, Frank, we can't do it.
00:31:10 built the new brake pad division.
00:31:12 The bank just can't take any
00:31:14 Now, let's face it, when big Tom died,
00:31:19 If this factory goes under,
00:31:22 And that's when the whores come in.
00:31:25 Excuse me, what was that?
00:31:27 Men laying their trick-money down.
00:31:31 Maybe instead i'll spend it
00:31:33 Frank, i really don't think
00:31:36 Maybe i can help.
00:31:39 I give you everything i've got:
00:31:42 If i give you that stuff, it's collateral,
00:31:47 Yes, i suppose so.
00:31:49 Wait a second! What are you saying, Tommy?
00:31:53 Right. If it'll help get
00:31:56 My dad said the new pads
00:31:59 But who's going to sell them?
00:32:02 I will.
00:32:05 - I'll go on my dad's sale trip.
00:32:08 Whores running around doing their
00:32:12 I kinda like her idea.
00:32:13 For Christ's sake, once during
00:32:17 and my life has been
00:32:20 Hold on a minute! Do we really wanna put
00:32:24 We're running low
00:32:27 I can hold out Zalinsky
00:32:29 What have we got to lose?
00:32:31 How about the jobs of 300 people?
00:32:32 No offense, Tommy, but you don't know
00:32:36 Hey, i know i'm not probably the
00:32:40 but i feel i gotta do something.
00:32:43 You're right. I don't know much
00:32:48 Oh, no!
00:32:49 That's right. Richard knows more
00:32:52 And since you were my dad's
00:32:55 i see you have the rest of
00:32:59 Time out! Bad idea.
00:33:01 I don't think anyone could help
00:33:03 You have a better suggestion?
00:33:19 I can actually hear
00:33:23 What did i say about
00:33:26 That it's not good cause
00:33:29 Hey, Tommy, this is not a vacation for me.
00:33:33 so the least you can do
00:33:35 Ok? Now let's review!
00:33:37 Okay, you're right. Review time.
00:33:40 First, what are the three grades
00:33:43 Personal, commercial and... agricultural.
00:33:48 And what is our carrying charge for
00:33:54 - One and a...
00:33:56 I knew that!
00:33:59 Try an association, like, uh:
00:34:01 Let's say the average person
00:34:04 How much do you use?
00:34:06 The rest is clogged with
00:34:17 I gotta do this!
00:34:20 I gotta do this.
00:34:26 - Are you ready?
00:34:29 - Hey, does this suit make me look fat?
00:34:32 Okay, let's check you out!
00:34:35 - That's a clip-on.
00:34:38 Alright now, it's sales time,
00:34:42 - No shit from anyone.
00:34:44 - We don't take no prisoners.
00:34:47 Oh yeah. We don't take
00:34:57 - No.
00:34:58 - No.
00:35:00 Terrific! Thanks for your time.
00:35:03 Let me say... maybe.
00:35:08 Well then, i'd just like to add
00:35:12 read-out on the nickel-cadmium
00:35:14 indicates a good, rich
00:35:16 incidence of wear
00:35:18 - If you could just...
00:35:23 What my associate is trying to say,
00:35:26 is that our new brake
00:35:28 You're not even gonna believe it.
00:35:30 Like, let's say you're driving along
00:35:34 And you're driving along...
00:35:37 And then all of a sudden
00:35:39 in the middle of the road,
00:35:42 Woah, that was close.
00:35:44 Now let's see what happens when you're
00:35:48 You're driving along,
00:35:50 and suddenly your kids are
00:35:53 "I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!"
00:35:56 Truck tire! I can't stop!
00:36:04 There's a cliff!
00:36:07 And your family screaming:
00:36:11 No, i can't feel my leg!
00:36:17 And the medic gets out and says:
00:36:21 New guy's in the corner,
00:36:27 All because you wanna save a couple of
00:36:32 Get out! Now!
00:36:35 Yes, sir.
00:36:39 - Do you validate?
00:36:57 She's a quart low.
00:36:58 Oh, yeah? Then guess what,
00:37:01 That's your penance for your
00:37:03 And while you're at it,
00:37:06 I'm gonna ask directions to the
00:37:09 You're a huge embarrassing failure.
00:37:12 - What?
00:37:21 Hey chief, could you tell me
00:37:25 22 mi.
00:37:26 - I can't find it on this map.
00:37:35 Son of a...
00:38:03 Well, it's gotta be on the map,
00:38:08 And you're really smart...
00:38:12 - I'm picking up your sarcasm.
00:38:15 'cause i'm laying it
00:38:30 That's a map of Illinois,
00:38:32 On the border of Iowa. Which is
00:38:37 You're in the wrong state.
00:38:42 That wasn't so hard, was it?
00:38:48 - You didn't pump any.
00:38:52 Why didn't you pump any gas?
00:38:54 They're all out. They only got diesel.
00:39:08 What'd you do?
00:39:16 I'd just like to welcome you all
00:39:21 I know it doesn't quite feel the same without
00:39:27 So let's try and have some fun!
00:39:31 Hey, Mr. Rittenhauer! Is it true Tommy's
00:39:36 Tommy's out there filling in for his
00:39:41 Are you kidding?
00:39:43 That kid's one apple that
00:39:53 Mommy, i want a popsicle.
00:39:59 That hurt!
00:40:00 You wanna act like a baby,
00:40:05 Now, if you wanna act
00:40:13 Bad mommy.
00:40:15 Don't call me that, it's creepy.
00:40:17 Come on, this is working out
00:40:20 I thought it'd take a year to bleed
00:40:23 Instead the guy croaks,
00:40:25 Yeah, it's too bad he didn't
00:40:27 - You talked to the banker?
00:40:29 Unfortunately your stock isn't worth
00:40:32 That moment is rapidly approaching.
00:40:38 Hi, grandpa.
00:40:39 Mr. Rittenhauer, is Tommy,
00:40:43 Yeah, sometimes it takes a little time
00:40:49 - You think he's finding one?
00:40:52 Hold on right there
00:40:54 See you.
00:41:08 I'm telling you, Paul... the only
00:41:12 The guy's an idiot.
00:41:15 This is what i think of Callahan.
00:41:19 Tommy saved the factory.
00:41:37 I don't see any McKeesport.
00:41:39 It's the next town, Tons-of-Fun.
00:41:42 Ok, where's moron?
00:41:47 Look, Magellan,
00:42:02 You saw it happen. There was
00:42:04 Maybe if you didn't lean over to insult
00:42:08 Shut up, Tommy!
00:42:10 Poor little furry thing!
00:42:12 I'd never seen one close up before.
00:42:14 What are we gonna do?
00:42:27 Oh, no! Loading it up took
00:42:29 Now we only got 20 minutes before
00:42:31 - Yeah, where are we gonna take the deer?
00:42:34 You take dead animals to the vet?
00:42:36 - Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
00:42:39 - Got that?
00:42:42 - It's just down the hall sir, last door on the left.
00:42:45 Hey, what's your hurry?
00:42:46 You know that thing in the back seat?
00:42:49 It's not an air refreshener.
00:42:51 And we gotta take care of it quick.
00:42:53 And this is one of our
00:42:55 we should be in and out.
00:42:56 This sales thing isn't so easy.
00:42:58 You can't just go in and out,
00:43:01 Hey, by finesse do you mean
00:43:03 and lighting things on fire?
00:43:05 No, but... It's nice to
00:43:08 Say, have you seen Richard anywhere?
00:43:11 i mean, since he's so good,
00:43:16 Oh yeah? Watch and learn.
00:43:19 Of course i understand what "no" means.
00:43:22 i probably would wind up
00:43:24 spicy hotdogs and wearing a funny hat,
00:43:28 Look, i've been doing
00:43:30 since i hung up my shingle.
00:43:33 Probably never will.
00:43:34 You're a smug unhappy little man, and
00:43:41 Mr. Brady, you and my dad go way back.
00:43:45 Son, i was sorry to hear
00:43:49 But before i decide to keep
00:43:52 i'd have to come by and have
00:43:55 Hey, i'll tell you what:
00:43:57 at a butcher's ass by
00:43:59 but wouldn't you rather
00:44:01 What? I'm failing to make
00:44:06 No, i mean, you can get
00:44:09 by sticking your head up
00:44:12 No, it's gotta be your bull.
00:44:15 Here's the deal, if i want you...
00:44:18 - You have derailed.
00:44:21 Boy, i'm really at
00:44:23 Forget it. I quit.
00:44:25 I can't do this anymore man. My head's
00:44:32 I don't know what i'm doing.
00:44:34 My dad just died.
00:44:37 I'm out here getting my ass kicked,
00:44:40 i want to jerk the wheel into
00:44:51 We'll be in touch.
00:45:02 That guy might not call us.
00:45:05 I can't believe you called me a psycho.
00:45:07 Were you in there just now?
00:45:09 Good God! And comb your hair.
00:45:11 I wouldn't say you did much better.
00:45:15 Watch and learn he says. And i
00:45:27 It's alive!
00:45:31 I think it tried to bite me!
00:46:00 No way that just happened.
00:46:03 My car is completely destroyed.
00:46:06 I swear i've seen a lot of stuff
00:46:15 But sorry about your car, man.
00:46:25 We'll return to the "Zalinsky Family Theater"
00:46:28 Will you shut the window, Tommy!
00:46:31 - No, it's hot in here.
00:46:33 Look, it's him!
00:46:34 America, if you need starters,
00:46:37 gaskets, camshafts,
00:46:39 anything that can be screwed or
00:46:41 Come see ol' Ray!
00:46:42 You want a guarantee? I got a
00:46:46 He's got really weird hair.
00:46:48 But more important is the guarantee
00:46:52 I want your truck to help
00:46:56 I want your cruiser to get out there safely,
00:46:59 And i want your kids to be safe
00:47:03 - Thanks, Ray.
00:47:05 The name's Zalinsky. I make car parts
00:47:10 because that's who i am.
00:47:13 Drive down to Zalinsky.
00:47:17 He seems like a nice guy.
00:47:19 This is the guy trying to buy the company,
00:47:23 and all you can say is
00:47:26 He does.
00:47:30 Michelle! I'm glad you called me back.
00:47:36 I feel my first sale
00:47:38 Yeah, he's here. He's just going
00:47:43 Could we get any more moths in here?
00:47:46 What? Oh, Richard's vacuuming.
00:47:49 He's vacuuming. I don't know.
00:47:54 Can i call you back in a few minutes?
00:47:58 Hey! You can't sleep
00:48:01 And let me lay down
00:48:04 - What are you so mad about?
00:48:09 My car is destroyed.
00:48:13 Which means we only
00:48:15 half million brake pads
00:48:17 or else the factory is going under.
00:48:19 And the one guy who should be caring
00:48:27 You know what, Richard? You don't know
00:48:30 I care about stuff, i'm getting
00:48:34 I'm not, but i could if you help me.
00:48:38 Forget it, i have enough to do without
00:48:47 - Richard, is this your coat?
00:48:52 Fat guy in little coat.
00:48:57 No.
00:48:58 Fat guy in a little coat.
00:49:06 Take it off.
00:49:09 Richard, what's happening?
00:49:27 - Good tune man.
00:49:32 - Yeah, here we go.
00:49:43 - Talk about lame.
00:49:46 You can change it if you want.
00:49:48 - I don't care, it's up to you.
00:49:50 Suit yourself.
00:50:37 Oh, God.
00:50:56 Hey, i was just thinking, when
00:50:58 i think it was you who put the oil in.
00:51:01 Hey, if you're gonna say i didn't
00:51:04 I used 10W-30.
00:51:06 And besides, motor oil would have
00:51:09 True. But you can't latch the hood
00:51:14 you no-selling waste of space!
00:51:17 I'm sorry about your car.
00:51:21 I'm trying my best.
00:51:23 That's right. You're not your dad.
00:51:25 He could sell a ketchup popsicle
00:51:28 - Ketchup popsicle?
00:51:29 I learned everything i know from him.
00:51:31 I didn't have a father,
00:51:34 He was your real dad and you
00:51:36 Hey, i'm big Tom's son, he'll fix
00:51:40 That's it! Get out of the car!
00:51:44 Look Mommy, the rhino is
00:51:48 Him too 'fraid to get out.
00:51:52 That's it big boy.
00:51:54 You're gonna regret volunteering
00:51:57 Hey boys and girls,
00:51:59 You know what, you don't want
00:52:00 Come on, give me your best shot, and i'll
00:52:04 That's it?
00:52:06 Come on, you can do better than that,
00:52:08 Try again.
00:52:11 Hey everybody, is there a
00:52:16 If i wanted a kiss,
00:52:21 That was a good one.
00:52:26 Prehistoric Forest...
00:52:41 Richard, do i have a mark on my face?
00:52:47 No, nothing. I thought i
00:52:51 My shoulder doesn't hurt very much,
00:52:57 Not here,
00:53:00 Nope. Sheep shape.
00:53:03 Waitress could i get that shrimp
00:53:07 Yeah. And you... What can i get-
00:53:11 I knew it. See, Richard?
00:53:15 Kitchen's closed until dinner.
00:53:19 Boy, some chicken wings would really
00:53:24 Let me check.
00:53:27 Okay. I'll just have
00:53:31 - Hey, what's your name?
00:53:35 That's nice.
00:53:38 Helen, we're both in sales. Let me
00:53:44 Let's say i go into some guy's office
00:53:46 let's say he's even remotely
00:53:49 Well, then i get all excited, i'm
00:53:52 with a pretty new pet.
00:53:56 Oh, my pretty little pet. I love you!
00:54:01 So i stroke it, and i
00:54:05 I love it, i love my little
00:54:11 And then i take my
00:54:20 I killed it!
00:54:26 That's when i blow it.
00:54:27 That's when people like us have got
00:54:33 God, you're sick. Tell you what,
00:54:37 i'll go turn the friers back on
00:54:41 Thanks, Helen. Tommy like-y.
00:54:45 Did that board to the head
00:54:49 What are you talking about?
00:54:51 That 180 you just
00:54:52 Why can't you sell like that?
00:54:54 I'm just having fun.
00:54:57 We still got that meat-lovers'
00:54:59 You got the wings cause you're relaxed.
00:55:04 And that's what it takes to sell.
00:55:07 Why do you always have
00:55:10 My dad was smart, i'm not.
00:55:12 Very true. But there's
00:55:14 book smarts, which waved bye-bye
00:55:17 and there's street-smarts,
00:55:20 And you know how to do that,
00:55:22 He was the best at knowing
00:55:24 and what people needed to hear.
00:55:26 That's what selling is all about.
00:55:28 In a way, these people are
00:55:32 Hey everybody, it's Tony Robbins!
00:55:36 - Maybe you're right, Richard.
00:55:39 Holy Lord, look at this guy, caught
00:55:43 - Nice, Richard.
00:55:53 I like your line.
00:55:55 But there's a problem.
00:55:59 If they break down, you can call
00:56:03 Callahan has guaranteed
00:56:06 Maybe so, but it's not on the box.
00:56:10 Comforting you, calling out
00:56:14 "But if i do, i'm gonna
00:56:16 Our brake pads are made of
00:56:19 Son, if you're not talking
00:56:22 My customers need to see that little
00:56:24 - Hey, you can get a good look at your butcher...
00:56:28 What?
00:56:29 - Remember, chicken wings.
00:56:31 Alright, uh, you wanna talk
00:56:33 Fellas, you just ran out of time.
00:56:38 Chicken wings.
00:56:40 Let's think about
00:56:42 Why would someone put a guarantee
00:56:48 Go on! I'm listening.
00:56:49 Here's the way i see it, Ted.
00:56:51 A guy puts a fancy guarantee on the box 'cause
00:56:55 - Yeah, makes a man feel good.
00:56:58 You figure you put that little box
00:57:02 might come down and leave
00:57:07 What's your point?
00:57:08 The point is, how do you know
00:57:11 "Building model airplanes" says the
00:57:15 He sneaks into your house once,
00:57:17 Next thing you know there's money missing
00:57:19 is knocked up.
00:57:22 But why do they put a
00:57:25 'Cause they know all they sold
00:57:28 That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if
00:57:31 and mark it "guaranteed", i will.
00:57:34 But for now, for your customers' sake,
00:57:37 you might wanna think about
00:57:42 Okay, i'll buy from you.
00:57:44 - Well I...
00:57:49 He's made one deal, Paul.
00:57:52 What would be good for us?
00:57:55 They're not gonna sell the factory
00:57:58 Why don't you come to bed?
00:58:00 I got it! What does every
00:58:04 They make stuff. They gotta ship it.
00:58:07 We stop the trucks,
00:59:07 Not good.
00:59:16 Come on man, let's at least take five
00:59:20 Look, we got lucky, don't jinx it.
00:59:23 before the loan's due. I gotta finish figuring
00:59:26 Okay, i'll tell you what. You work out that
00:59:30 The only thing i need to figure out is
00:59:34 The salesman has left the building.
00:59:38 Chill bud.
00:59:58 Oh, mamasita!
01:00:04 Hi.
01:00:05 Tommy, scram! Don't give her
01:00:07 Do you know where the weight room is?
01:00:10 Sorry.
01:00:15 Oh, daddy likes! You get wet
01:00:18 Now take off that itchy robe.
01:00:32 Nobody's around.
01:00:41 Oh, for the love of God, i've been patient.
01:00:45 You've been on the-
01:00:50 No one's looking.
01:00:57 Bad girl.
01:01:01 I'm back.
01:01:06 - Richard, what were you doing?
01:01:11 - Where are they? Geez, i don't see them.
01:01:15 - I thought you were getting pizza.
01:01:18 How could you be reading documents
01:01:22 That's a mystery.
01:01:24 - Were you watching "Spank-tro-Vision"?
01:01:30 Maybe you were watching a movie with
01:01:34 Buddy Wackett?
01:01:36 All right then,
01:01:38 - Hey, that's a pretty girl down there.
01:01:41 Geez, i wonder if she goes out
01:01:45 Couldn't tell ya.
01:01:55 Big day tomorrow.
01:01:58 Yup, that'd be good.
01:02:04 Richard? Who's your favorite
01:02:14 Sinner!
01:02:29 Yes, i'll buy.
01:02:31 Yes, i like what i hear.
01:02:32 Yes, sounds good.
01:02:33 By the way, did you ever
01:02:43 Son of a...
01:02:54 A thousand units to Oshkosh?
01:02:57 Your dad never sold a
01:03:00 Uh uh, since i've been here.
01:03:51 Lord, i never had to tinkle
01:03:58 Richard! You're a riot!
01:04:01 Stop the car! Son of a...
01:04:04 What the hell's gotten
01:04:07 stuck in the zipper, i
01:04:31 Ok, thanks. Bye, i owe you.
01:04:36 Oh, there you are. While i was waiting
01:04:39 Okay, mom, i'll call you
01:04:43 What do you want?
01:04:46 I just wanted to tell you that Tommy's
01:04:50 and well, thought you
01:04:52 God, he's so sweet.
01:04:53 You've no idea how much it means
01:04:56 He says the sweetest things about her.
01:04:59 Everything he does is sweet.
01:05:03 This Friday. Which is great, because
01:05:06 He's turned into this...
01:05:09 Well, between that and the sweetness,
01:05:18 I gotta go.
01:05:23 Yes, sir. I can have that for you tomorrow.
01:05:42 - Housekeeping.
01:05:46 - Housekeeping.
01:05:52 - Housekeeping. You want towel?
01:05:57 Housekeeping. You
01:06:00 Please, go away! Let me
01:06:05 Housekeeping. You want me jerk you off?
01:06:09 What kind of hotel is this.
01:06:13 Good morning, sunshine.
01:06:15 Hey, guess what, i just called "Auto Tech"
01:06:18 So according to my calculations,
01:06:21 - We did it?
01:06:24 Oh, Richard, i'm so happy!
01:06:28 Don't run away from your feelings!
01:07:57 Something went haywire down
01:07:59 Your shipments got
01:08:02 the wrong parts went to the wrong cities.
01:08:05 I don't believe this.
01:08:07 Ok, so we call everyone
01:08:09 Half the orders have
01:08:12 What?!
01:08:13 They think it's an indication
01:08:16 The real problem is that we won't be
01:08:19 It's like a bad "Twilight Zone".
01:08:21 I think i'm growing a tumor.
01:08:23 Look, we talk to the bank.
01:08:25 We've been doing business
01:08:28 Tommy, it's all over.
01:08:30 You made a valiant effort, but
01:08:34 I'm flying to Chicago
01:08:37 - What's gonna happen to the factory?
01:08:40 Zalinsky doesn't care
01:08:42 He wants the Callahan name, that's all.
01:08:45 Did anyone see "Scanners"?
01:08:47 Bottom line is, by 6pm tomorrow
01:09:01 Don't say anything, ok! I know i've
01:09:05 so let me pack my things
01:09:07 a dark hole for a few years.
01:09:09 Hi.
01:09:15 - So, do you hate me?
01:09:17 I guaranteed overnight delivery.
01:09:20 - We faxed to our shipping addresses, didn't we?
01:09:23 And they were right when i put
01:09:27 And how could-
01:09:29 I know it was big,
01:09:35 Why can't you put your files in the
01:09:38 I mean, maybe if you weren't such
01:09:42 Don't worry because i've quit. So you
01:09:46 Michelle, wait!
01:09:56 Thanks. Have a good flight.
01:10:00 Hi, i called about a ticket
01:10:03 Right. That flight goes through Columbus.
01:10:13 Excuse me.
01:10:22 Hello, is detective Duane Brock
01:10:28 This town doesn't even know
01:10:31 Fish in a barrel, my man.
01:10:35 Fish in a barrel...
01:10:42 What's wrong with you, Richard?
01:10:44 Don't you know we could
01:10:46 I'm sorry. I need not know that.
01:10:51 - That is?
01:10:53 Oh, Lord!
01:10:57 Here we go!
01:11:00 Cops!
01:11:01 Dammit, Richard.
01:11:04 They're never gonna believe
01:11:08 - What are you doing?
01:11:13 What the hell?
01:11:15 When i stop the car,
01:11:18 No problem.
01:11:23 Little trick my dad taught me.
01:11:30 Bees! Bees! Bees in the car!
01:11:36 God, they're huge!
01:11:41 Son, roll around!
01:11:44 - Roll around on the ground!
01:11:47 Save yourself, Tommy!
01:11:50 - Frank, i'm allergic to bees.
01:11:53 They're huge and they sting crazy!
01:11:55 We'll come back
01:11:58 Save yourselves!
01:11:59 Your firearms are useless against them!
01:12:06 Holy shnikees, it worked!
01:12:08 I just barfed in an anthill.
01:12:19 Yeah. That's the answer.
01:12:21 Doesn't look like the answer.
01:12:24 No! Zalinsky. We go to Chicago,
01:12:28 He seems like a good guy on TV.
01:12:31 You're dreaming. You can't stop him.
01:12:36 What the hell? In less than 24hs
01:12:39 So why not give it a shot?
01:12:42 - Chicago?
01:12:55 - You can't park here!
01:12:58 Where are you going?
01:13:00 Leave me a message and
01:13:02 Hi, Michelle. This is Tommy.
01:13:08 I was being an idiot. I wanna
01:13:14 Anyway, me and Richard are going
01:13:18 The next flight to Chicago
01:13:20 i'm sorry, it's completely sold out.
01:13:23 I can put you on another one
01:13:26 Lady, we really need to get to Chicago.
01:13:32 I can put you in to
01:13:37 I don't have time to go thru another city.
01:13:41 Oh, i can reserve you a flight
01:13:46 Does that help?
01:13:46 Hi. I'm Earth.
01:13:49 I don't think so.
01:13:51 So, i'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.
01:13:54 We're screwed. No tickets
01:13:58 There's gotta be something we can do.
01:14:01 Wait a minute! You got any money?
01:14:14 We're gonna get busted,
01:14:16 Too late.
01:14:17 Hey, guess who's here!
01:14:19 What are we serving tonight,
01:14:23 What a nice surprise! They said we
01:14:26 You two take coach. Oh, and could
01:14:29 Okey dokey. No problemo.
01:14:30 They're gonna know we're bogus.
01:14:32 Relax! You get on the horn!
01:14:34 I throw some peanuts at 'em.
01:14:41 Ok, folks, the guy in
01:14:44 He'll be taking you through
01:14:46 Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking,
01:14:53 Exits! Ok, there's one back here,
01:14:56 and there's probably one
01:14:58 usually.
01:15:02 To fasten, take the little end
01:15:05 You know what, if you guys
01:15:08 just ring the call button and Tommy will
01:15:10 with a tack hammer
01:15:13 Ok, and life preservers.
01:15:16 Although what are the odds
01:15:17 of us actually hitting a lake?
01:15:19 My money says if anything,
01:15:21 To inflate, put it around your
01:15:28 Son of a!
01:15:31 Chocking!
01:15:40 He's a big dumb animal,
01:15:44 Folks, we're making our final
01:15:48 Ma'am, are you still alive?
01:15:51 Ma'am there's a half hour time limit.
01:16:11 Ok, now, we're running out of time,
01:16:15 Now go change!
01:16:21 Go!
01:17:16 Fasten your seat belt.
01:17:34 I'm okay. I'm fine, i'm fine now.
01:17:49 - What are you doing?
01:17:52 You're gonna smell like a cab driver.
01:17:56 I wanna be fresh for the meeting.
01:17:58 Well, you look good. Are you ready?
01:18:00 Ready or not, this is crunch time.
01:18:02 525... That's it!
01:18:09 Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark.
01:18:11 - Whoa, look at this place!
01:18:16 Oh my God, it's him! There he is,
01:18:24 Let's do it! It's go time.
01:18:33 Where did he go?
01:18:34 I don't know. You check the elevators,
01:18:45 Where is he? Where is he?
01:18:49 Listen up! This'll only take a second!
01:19:05 - Wow, what's going on down here?
01:19:07 - Okay. Why?
01:19:10 - Am i consorting with a known felon?
01:19:13 Hey mom! It's the guy
01:19:15 I didn't rob any bank.
01:19:17 Oh, yeah, right. Like there was
01:19:22 I got a tiny head?
01:19:28 Zalinsky.
01:19:34 Say something!
01:19:39 Mr. Zalinsky? I'm Tommy Callahan.
01:19:44 Sorry to hear about your dad.
01:19:49 Went a little heavy on the
01:19:53 Sir, it's a taxi cab air-freshener.
01:19:55 Great, you've pinpointed it.
01:19:59 Sir, what exactly happened here?
01:20:01 He came out of the shadows behind me
01:20:03 and after he hit me many many
01:20:06 i had to give him my gun,
01:20:09 So as more details emerge on
01:20:13 Action 8 will be there.
01:20:14 But the "Callahan" factory's
01:20:17 you can't just shut it down.
01:20:19 Son, you gotta look at it
01:20:22 Callahan's a premium name.
01:20:24 I can make the parts in one of my
01:20:28 and sell 'em in my stores.
01:20:29 At a premium price. Why keep your factory
01:20:33 I'll tell you why. Cause
01:20:35 Callahan factory is the
01:20:38 Look, believe it or not,
01:20:40 I'm thinning the corporate herd.
01:20:42 You've seen "Daktari"?
01:20:44 So the kids cry when you tie an old
01:20:47 But that's life!
01:20:49 We've gotta have the strength to
01:20:52 and bash 'em with a shovel.
01:20:53 Meanwhile, if i can grab
01:20:56 put a little coin in the
01:20:58 Well, what the hell,
01:21:01 Boy, you sure are different
01:21:03 What the American public
01:21:05 is what makes them
01:21:12 God, i love that!
01:21:13 Hell, folks believe me when i tell them: We're
01:21:17 we're adding horsepower
01:21:26 You say a word to anyone and i
01:21:29 It looks real.
01:21:34 Yeah, television's been
01:21:36 I make car parts for the American
01:21:41 and that's who i care about.
01:21:45 The truth is i make car parts
01:21:48 because i'm a hell of a salesman,
01:21:50 Well, son, since you're no longer the
01:21:53 Don't feel bad.
01:21:54 This chain of events was set in
01:21:57 You and your bald headed friend,
01:21:59 that's commendable.
01:22:00 Marty, have security
01:22:02 Mrs. Callahan.
01:22:08 What's my family doing in there?
01:22:21 I thought they were on my side.
01:22:23 They had a lot to gain
01:22:25 Boy, did i screw up.
01:22:27 My so-called family deserted me.
01:22:30 Michelle's mad at me.
01:22:32 The town's going under
01:22:37 Could have done without that.
01:22:43 Boy, i sure let my dad down.
01:22:45 You tried as hard as you could.
01:22:48 When we first started out i thought you'd just walk
01:22:51 But you didn't. So your dad
01:22:56 And you got a friend out of it.
01:22:57 Now, i know it doesn't matter
01:23:02 ...i don't.
01:23:06 Thanks man.
01:23:09 Tommy.
01:23:13 Michelle!
01:23:14 - Don't tell her about my hair!
01:23:16 God, i was worried i wouldn't find you.
01:23:18 - Hey, what are you doing here?
01:23:20 Okay, i was at the airport.
01:23:23 And i saw your step-brother and your
01:23:26 - So?
01:23:29 - Doing his mommy?
01:23:32 They were lying to your dad the whole time.
01:23:35 See?
01:23:36 They lied to my dad?
01:23:37 They're con artists.
01:23:38 They lied to my dad.
01:23:49 Richard, i'm gonna need your watch.
01:24:06 Folks, Mr. Zalinsky gave us specific
01:24:09 Sorry boys.
01:24:12 My God, he's wired!
01:24:13 And uh, no cops.
01:24:22 - That was fun.
01:24:24 Well, it's 6 o'clock,
01:24:28 Excuse me!
01:24:35 Done this before?
01:24:37 Thank you, Marty.
01:24:45 My, your hands move quickly!
01:24:48 Only when i see something
01:24:52 Just doesn't seem right.
01:24:54 Hi! Got a second?
01:24:56 - What the hell's going on?
01:24:59 Tommy, what are you doing?
01:25:00 Hi, Ted. Hi, Frank.
01:25:02 Okay, we're live.
01:25:03 We now switch live to our reporter
01:25:06 This is Nicole Taylor,
01:25:08 Hey, look! It's Tommy!
01:25:11 Nicole, i've got something to say.
01:25:15 Hi. This is Tommy Callahan
01:25:18 American auto-parts king.
01:25:19 Honey, look at this
01:25:23 Oh yeah, i buy brake pads off him.
01:25:28 Mr. Zalinsky, for years you've
01:25:31 And they always end up with you saying:
01:25:39 I make car parts for the American
01:25:43 and that's who i care about.
01:25:45 That's why i'm here, Ray.
01:25:48 there are 300 American
01:25:51 We make the best parts money can buy.
01:25:53 And right now those workers are
01:25:56 They're praying that somebody's
01:25:59 Is that why you've strapped
01:26:01 Oh, this isn't a bomb.
01:26:03 Road flares?
01:26:04 Did you live under power lines
01:26:07 Why?
01:26:08 Do you guys want this
01:26:10 "Gladiators".
01:26:12 So, do you think "Zalinsky Industries"
01:26:15 I'll be happy to look into it.
01:26:19 I'll tell you what, i can get a good look at
01:26:23 but i'd rather take
01:26:26 Am i just severely wasted
01:26:30 No, it's TV, man.
01:26:34 Ray, we're not looking for a handout here.
01:26:38 This is an order for half-a-million
01:26:41 to be sold in your stores.
01:26:43 Made by the American working man,
01:26:52 Absolutely. It'd be my great pleasure.
01:26:56 A great American product, right?
01:26:58 I don't believe it. Tommy just
01:27:01 Tommy just sold a
01:27:12 What difference does it make? The company's
01:27:17 Mr. Zalinsky, thank you.
01:27:19 Thank you Tommy boy.
01:27:22 And remember you can pick up these
01:27:25 all my "Zalinsky Auto Parts"
01:27:29 Bravo, Tommy!
01:27:30 For the moment it looks like a tragedy
01:27:34 For Action News, i'm Nicole Taylor,
01:27:39 Okay, we're out of here!
01:27:40 Wait a minute, fat boy!
01:27:43 You don't even have
01:27:45 Gee, funny you should bring that up.
01:27:47 'Cause i'm not sure that you
01:27:50 What have we got here?
01:27:54 - What's all this about?
01:27:56 Paul Barrish, married
01:27:59 a.k.a. Beverly Burns.
01:28:01 be married to Paul
01:28:04 - Interesting.
01:28:07 Well, i think it means that your
01:28:10 Which also means that Beverly's
01:28:13 - Isn't that right, Mr. Rittenhauer?
01:28:15 - Mr. Railly?
01:28:17 - Mr. Gilmore?
01:28:20 And let me guess, you're not going to be
01:28:24 No sir.
01:28:26 Ray, i have no idea what
01:28:28 That's it! You're not gonna take this.
01:28:31 It's not over yet, Lee Harvey.
01:28:33 Let's see. Warrants outstanding!
01:28:37 Colorado: Wire fraud.
01:28:39 And coming soon to Ohio:
01:28:47 Get him!
01:28:48 Don't let him leave the complex, Marty!
01:28:54 Hey, you forgot your wife!
01:28:56 Screw you!
01:28:59 Crash Test in Progress.
01:29:04 Not good.
01:29:05 Hit the brakes!
01:29:20 That will ruin his weekend.
01:29:22 Well kid, you threw one by me.
01:29:24 Savour the flavour, cause it
01:29:27 - In the meantime, good luck to you.
01:29:30 Marty, cut a check to Callahan
01:29:32 And you, with all this excitement around
01:29:36 Wanna step over to my club
01:29:43 - Thank you. I'd like that.
01:29:45 Marty, find out where the
01:29:47 Send over a bottle of bubbly
01:29:49 Have it say:
01:29:51 use the bucket to ice down
01:29:55 Well, Mr. Callahan, looks like
01:29:58 Yes sir, Mr. Rittenhauer.
01:30:00 - That's great, Tommy!
01:30:03 Way to go, Tommy Callahan!
01:30:12 - That was pathetic.
01:30:18 It's a very proud day for me.
01:30:21 I want to introduce you to the
01:30:25 Tom Callahan Junior.
01:30:34 Tommy, will you say something!
01:30:42 Ever since i was a kid, you people
01:30:47 Louis, we built our
01:30:50 And Danny, remember when we used
01:30:56 R.T., i lost my virginity to your
01:31:02 Rob, you were there.
01:31:06 Anyway, i just want you to know that
01:31:09 bust my butt and make sure that
01:31:11 every last one of you always has
01:31:43 Dad, got a little problem here.
01:31:46 I've been stuck here for
01:31:49 I'm supposed to be
01:31:52 So if you could give me a
01:31:55 If not, don't worry about it.
01:32:01 I'm trying to do everything
01:32:02 and so far it's going pretty good.
01:32:05 I just wanna tell you that...
01:32:10 i sure miss you a lot.
01:32:29 Hey, thanks dad!
01:32:32 Son of a...!